1 00:00:37,676 --> 00:00:39,155 Those days were amazing. 2 00:00:39,356 --> 00:00:43,668 Being a kid, you know, what else was l to do but to live the Dragon? 3 00:00:43,876 --> 00:00:47,391 l'd study the music note for note. l read every interview. 4 00:00:47,596 --> 00:00:51,509 Copied every outfit, every move, you know, every look. 5 00:00:52,156 --> 00:00:54,795 My pursuit of perfection was relentless. 6 00:00:56,836 --> 00:00:58,633 The music deserved that. 7 00:00:58,836 --> 00:01:01,111 All right, ladies. Spread them. 8 00:01:26,196 --> 00:01:28,869 Rob, you're not nailing the squeal. 9 00:01:29,116 --> 00:01:31,630 l have no idea what you're talking about. 10 00:01:33,076 --> 00:01:34,031 Check it out. 11 00:01:43,836 --> 00:01:45,508 Play it like that. 12 00:01:47,556 --> 00:01:49,990 -That's it. -That's a ping, not a squeal. 13 00:01:50,636 --> 00:01:53,833 -Sounds just like the tape, man. -No. Raunchier. 14 00:01:54,996 --> 00:01:56,714 Again, please. 15 00:01:58,676 --> 00:02:00,314 That was great. Thank you. 16 00:02:01,196 --> 00:02:02,151 From the top. 17 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:43,674 Hold on! 18 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:07,108 Hey, Jeremy, no. 19 00:03:07,436 --> 00:03:10,189 What are you doing? You know what this is? 20 00:03:10,396 --> 00:03:15,106 Lubricator, signed by all five band members with the original cover. 21 00:03:15,476 --> 00:03:18,627 Look. Jorgen's name is misspelled. lt should be anE. 22 00:03:18,836 --> 00:03:21,066 You know how much l can get for it? 23 00:03:22,196 --> 00:03:24,949 Peace to you too, dude. Try it like this. 24 00:03:34,196 --> 00:03:37,427 Mom? Mom, isn't my room off-limits? 25 00:03:37,636 --> 00:03:41,595 l'm sorry, Chris. Oh, what were you doing? 26 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:45,506 -How are you? -Good. How's Willard? 27 00:03:45,716 --> 00:03:47,911 -He's fine. You look nice. -Thank you. 28 00:03:48,116 --> 00:03:50,835 Here, hold on. You got a smudge. 29 00:03:51,716 --> 00:03:53,627 -Bye. Gotta run. -Bye. Love you. 30 00:03:53,836 --> 00:03:55,986 Love you too. Bye. 31 00:04:12,716 --> 00:04:16,072 l need more power! l want more! 32 00:05:25,796 --> 00:05:27,514 Come on, come on. 33 00:05:32,036 --> 00:05:33,310 Nina and Samantha! 34 00:05:34,756 --> 00:05:36,474 Hey, Chris. 35 00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:41,434 -Coming to my show in a week? -Of course. 36 00:05:41,636 --> 00:05:43,672 -Want to hand out fliers? -Absolutely. 37 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:45,946 -You guys look awesome. -Bye. 38 00:05:46,156 --> 00:05:48,306 We're a band called Blood Pollution... 39 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:51,872 ...a Steel Dragon tribute band, the best in Pittsburgh. 40 00:06:15,356 --> 00:06:16,835 Thank you. 41 00:06:18,516 --> 00:06:21,633 l wrote this one for someone who ripped out my heart. 42 00:06:21,836 --> 00:06:24,031 And put it through a bloody blender! 43 00:06:24,396 --> 00:06:25,590 That's right. 44 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:33,747 This one's for Kim, who makes me want to stand up and shout. 45 00:07:38,676 --> 00:07:40,746 Em, l'll be right back, okay? 46 00:07:42,276 --> 00:07:43,391 Excuse me. 47 00:07:50,356 --> 00:07:52,551 You think l could have one? 48 00:07:53,636 --> 00:07:57,788 Not without a blowjob and a sex change, pal. But have a nice day. 49 00:07:58,716 --> 00:08:01,788 -Come on, girls. This way. -See you, Chris. 50 00:08:18,316 --> 00:08:20,432 Oh, that was awesome! 51 00:08:20,636 --> 00:08:23,469 That was the heaviest since Columbus in '77. 52 00:08:23,676 --> 00:08:26,349 Heavier than the Demented tour. 53 00:08:27,836 --> 00:08:31,385 -l ask you, did they not rock? -They totally rocked. 54 00:08:41,156 --> 00:08:42,271 Guys. 55 00:08:45,516 --> 00:08:46,949 What the...? 56 00:08:54,516 --> 00:08:55,835 Come on. 57 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:59,150 Oh, l thought l smelled pussy. 58 00:08:59,836 --> 00:09:00,905 Look who's here. 59 00:09:01,276 --> 00:09:05,508 -lf it isn't Yoko Ono and the Fag Five. -What are you doing? 60 00:09:05,716 --> 00:09:08,708 Making sure nobody sees some cut-rate copy band. 61 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:12,067 Cut-rate? This dude can't even tune his own guitar. 62 00:09:12,316 --> 00:09:15,752 -You could work on your lip-synch. -l don't lip-synch. 63 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,675 Be doing everyone a favor if you did. 64 00:09:18,876 --> 00:09:20,673 You could get the outfit right. 65 00:09:20,876 --> 00:09:24,630 Boots from the Wasted tour and a cheap Twisted jacket. 66 00:09:24,836 --> 00:09:29,352 You are so fully wrong, cocksmoker. This is official issue. 67 00:09:29,596 --> 00:09:32,668 The actual vest Bobby wore on the Twisted tour. 68 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:35,515 My dad bought it from someone who knows them. 69 00:09:35,716 --> 00:09:38,469 Sorry, but your dad got ripped. 70 00:09:38,756 --> 00:09:42,954 The lapels should be blue, there's no green in the embroidery. 71 00:09:43,156 --> 00:09:46,307 As a matter of fact, can anybody here honestly say... 72 00:09:46,516 --> 00:09:50,589 ...they've ever seen Bobby Beers with a jacket with red lapels? 73 00:09:50,796 --> 00:09:52,673 -No, l can't. -l don't think so. 74 00:09:52,876 --> 00:09:54,628 You can make me his pants. 75 00:09:54,836 --> 00:09:57,191 Or did she already rip out the Dodge seats? 76 00:09:57,436 --> 00:10:01,952 No. First tell me what you put there to make people think you're a guy. 77 00:10:02,276 --> 00:10:05,507 -This is all me, baby. -You and a few ballet slippers. 78 00:10:05,716 --> 00:10:07,752 -You want a piece of me? -No, l'm good. 79 00:10:07,956 --> 00:10:10,948 -Want to see how a real man-- -Don't touch her. 80 00:10:13,796 --> 00:10:17,152 -Let go of my cape. -Let go of my cape! 81 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,148 Get your ass out of bed. 82 00:10:52,676 --> 00:10:53,825 Get out of here. 83 00:10:55,436 --> 00:10:58,155 -Let's go. Get up. -Get out of here. 84 00:10:58,396 --> 00:10:59,624 Move it. 85 00:11:03,036 --> 00:11:05,550 Where you hiding your stash these days? 86 00:11:05,756 --> 00:11:07,667 Get out! l didn't do anything. 87 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,629 That's the problem. You never do anything. 88 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:14,272 -Get out of here, pig! -God-- Fucking-- 89 00:11:15,756 --> 00:11:17,075 Come on! 90 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:19,790 Mom! Mom! 91 00:11:23,156 --> 00:11:28,435 Jeez, boys. Quit. Break it up. Chris, give him a break. Come on. 92 00:11:28,636 --> 00:11:30,592 -Stop it! -Tell him to get out! 93 00:11:30,796 --> 00:11:32,514 -Used to be my room. -Not anymore! 94 00:11:32,716 --> 00:11:34,946 Because l moved out when l was 18. 95 00:11:35,156 --> 00:11:37,465 -We're having breakfast. -Keep him out! 96 00:11:37,676 --> 00:11:40,873 Get ready for work. Will you go downstairs? 97 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,749 -Keep him out! -All right, he's gone. 98 00:11:47,956 --> 00:11:50,265 So you arrested Mervin for drunk driving? 99 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,592 He was parked on the Brennemans' lawn. 100 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:56,106 Claims he was going out for ice cream. Same story. 101 00:11:57,276 --> 00:12:00,313 -Chris, so how was the show? -lt was fine. 102 00:12:00,516 --> 00:12:04,191 -The freaks were out in force. -Why weren't you busting heads? 103 00:12:04,436 --> 00:12:07,428 -Female officers handle that crowd. -You want to go? 104 00:12:07,636 --> 00:12:10,753 -Come on. -Saved again. Should take her to work. 105 00:12:10,956 --> 00:12:13,072 -Good one. -Did they doBlack Babylon? 106 00:12:13,276 --> 00:12:16,313 They haven't played that since Osaka in '75. 107 00:12:16,516 --> 00:12:19,633 -That is pathetic that you know. -l love that song. 108 00:12:19,836 --> 00:12:23,067 Okay, genius, who's buried in Grant's tomb? 109 00:12:23,316 --> 00:12:27,787 lt's twisted that you're still living at home, stealing Ma's makeup. 110 00:12:27,996 --> 00:12:29,554 Who's buried in Grant's tomb? 111 00:12:29,756 --> 00:12:32,316 How much longer will you put up with this? 112 00:12:32,516 --> 00:12:36,429 The rock star fantasy thing is something you grow out of at 14. 113 00:12:36,636 --> 00:12:41,551 lf l get lucky, l'll get to grow up and listen to Air Supply like you. 114 00:12:41,836 --> 00:12:44,066 What's wrong with Air Supply? 115 00:12:44,276 --> 00:12:46,790 Nothing, if you're from the Village People. 116 00:12:46,996 --> 00:12:48,827 You know what the sickest thing is about you? 117 00:12:49,196 --> 00:12:52,632 lt's that you don't have any fantasies of your own. 118 00:12:52,836 --> 00:12:55,270 You fantasize about being somebody else. 119 00:12:55,796 --> 00:12:59,675 Wearing somebody else's clothes. Singing somebody else's songs. 120 00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:01,594 lt's pathetic. 121 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:06,665 -Get a haircut. -Okay, Satan's allegiant. 122 00:13:06,876 --> 00:13:08,229 Have a good one, son. 123 00:13:08,436 --> 00:13:11,234 -You didn't eat. -Later. l love you guys. 124 00:13:11,476 --> 00:13:12,511 Love you too. 125 00:13:12,716 --> 00:13:15,071 -l love you. -You do this every time. 126 00:13:15,276 --> 00:13:17,426 l question his sexuality, Ma. l do. 127 00:13:22,956 --> 00:13:27,188 Here's the procedure, so it won't happen again. Don't stick a pen in. 128 00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:30,234 l'll give you a simple one-two-three procedure. 129 00:13:30,436 --> 00:13:34,190 lt's 1 -2-3. Pop that down, push this. 130 00:13:34,436 --> 00:13:38,554 Pull back on this lever, free up the jam and you can access-- 131 00:13:40,876 --> 00:13:42,753 ls there something wrong? 132 00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:44,988 ls that mascara? 133 00:13:45,196 --> 00:13:48,586 -l'm in a band. Okay? -Oh, okay. 134 00:13:48,796 --> 00:13:52,072 Can you follow the 1 -2-3 without sticking a pen in there? 135 00:13:52,836 --> 00:13:53,791 Thank you. 136 00:13:53,996 --> 00:13:55,395 Thank you very much. 137 00:13:56,076 --> 00:13:57,555 Bye-bye. 138 00:14:33,756 --> 00:14:35,269 Sorry about that. 139 00:14:43,236 --> 00:14:45,272 When's Marci getting back? 140 00:14:45,516 --> 00:14:49,145 She and Rob went to see Wham!, won't be back for a while. 141 00:14:49,396 --> 00:14:51,910 Wham!? Oh, God. 142 00:14:52,116 --> 00:14:56,075 George Michael's a wuss. l'm gonna give Rob shit for it. 143 00:14:56,716 --> 00:14:58,513 He'll want to cover that. 144 00:14:58,876 --> 00:15:00,628 All right, you. 145 00:15:01,236 --> 00:15:04,308 Okay, now just relax. 146 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,388 -ls it numb? -l think so. 147 00:15:12,716 --> 00:15:14,229 Feel that? 148 00:15:26,436 --> 00:15:30,588 -Sure you want to do this? -Yeah, Bobby did it last week. 149 00:15:38,116 --> 00:15:40,994 -l love you, babe. -l love you. 150 00:15:47,596 --> 00:15:50,713 Okay, don't look. Don't look. 151 00:16:00,356 --> 00:16:04,429 -God, that had to hurt. -Yes, it does. Oh, God. 152 00:16:19,556 --> 00:16:21,512 You want to do the other one? 153 00:16:21,716 --> 00:16:24,913 No. You want to do yours? 154 00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:28,392 -Maybe. -Come on. Let's do yours. 155 00:16:34,876 --> 00:16:38,152 Testing, testing. One, two. 156 00:16:45,116 --> 00:16:47,676 -No way! -That's right. That's my boy. 157 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:50,436 All right, ladies, who had the weenies? 158 00:17:01,316 --> 00:17:03,466 Do l have too much foundation on? 159 00:17:03,676 --> 00:17:07,589 l keep putting this shit on till l want to fuck myself. 160 00:17:08,516 --> 00:17:11,792 -Hey, Rob, you wearing underwear? -No. 161 00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:13,829 Rob. 162 00:17:14,316 --> 00:17:16,591 You know the drill. No panties. 163 00:17:17,756 --> 00:17:19,951 -Get up. -l am not freezing my balls-- 164 00:17:20,156 --> 00:17:21,908 Just stand up and drop it. 165 00:17:22,116 --> 00:17:24,232 -l'm not taking it off. -Come on. 166 00:17:24,556 --> 00:17:27,992 lf you want, take them off. l am not taking off-- 167 00:17:30,556 --> 00:17:32,945 Your woman's an animal! 168 00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:40,348 All right! 169 00:17:41,636 --> 00:17:43,706 Before we get too into this party. 170 00:17:43,916 --> 00:17:45,429 -l love you! -Love you too. 171 00:17:45,636 --> 00:17:49,993 Before we get too deep into this party, l want to thank Key Steel... 172 00:17:50,196 --> 00:17:54,235 ...for letting us use their place of business to pay tribute... 173 00:17:54,596 --> 00:17:58,953 ...to the metal created by none other than Steel Dragon! 174 00:18:00,636 --> 00:18:03,514 And a special thanks to my brother, Joe... 175 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:07,470 ...who gave me my first Dragon record because he hated it. 176 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:14,108 And to my parents, because they let me play it as loud as l wanted! 177 00:18:14,956 --> 00:18:17,595 -That's my boy! -That's my baby! 178 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,673 Because they rock! 179 00:18:24,156 --> 00:18:26,716 Now, this next tune... 180 00:18:27,556 --> 00:18:31,515 ...l'd like to dedicate to someone who, when l first met... 181 00:18:31,716 --> 00:18:35,789 ...ripped my heart out and put it through a bloody blender. 182 00:18:35,996 --> 00:18:39,875 That's right! This one's for Emily! 183 00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:44,115 She turns me up and shakes me down and makes me want to what? 184 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:46,074 Stand up and shout! 185 00:20:16,756 --> 00:20:17,825 What was that? 186 00:20:19,036 --> 00:20:20,435 What was what? 187 00:20:20,956 --> 00:20:23,550 There's no solo break after the chorus. 188 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,667 They don't care. 189 00:20:26,316 --> 00:20:28,352 That's not how the song goes. 190 00:20:28,956 --> 00:20:30,833 l know how the song goes. 191 00:20:31,036 --> 00:20:33,834 lf you know how it goes, then play it right. 192 00:20:34,036 --> 00:20:38,029 Chris, you are taking this shit too seriously. 193 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:42,354 That's right, because the music deserves to be taken seriously. 194 00:20:42,556 --> 00:20:45,753 lf you don't, you don't deserve to play it. 195 00:20:46,116 --> 00:20:48,676 All right, you need to get a grip. 196 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,631 You've ruined your performance. Do not ruin mine! 197 00:21:19,396 --> 00:21:20,351 Hey! 198 00:21:23,476 --> 00:21:26,115 Plug that fucker back in. 199 00:21:52,356 --> 00:21:53,755 Quit it! 200 00:21:54,636 --> 00:21:58,834 -That's my amp! -Do not ruin this concert! Do not! 201 00:21:59,036 --> 00:22:01,027 Hey, fuck this concert! 202 00:22:06,596 --> 00:22:07,711 Here we go again. 203 00:22:15,556 --> 00:22:19,788 -Hit him in the bollocks. -That wraps it up for tonight. 204 00:22:19,996 --> 00:22:24,228 Grab a T-shirt and cassette on your way out. Thanks for coming. 205 00:23:25,916 --> 00:23:27,235 Cut it. 206 00:23:30,236 --> 00:23:33,228 -What's up? -What's he doing here? 207 00:23:33,556 --> 00:23:36,787 -What are you doing here? -Bradley's our new front man. 208 00:23:39,916 --> 00:23:43,511 You made your point. Get him out now. 209 00:23:43,716 --> 00:23:46,913 -Only one leaving is you. -Chris, see these? 210 00:23:47,116 --> 00:23:51,632 lt's the new P.A. he brought with him. And that's the new mixing board. 211 00:23:52,196 --> 00:23:53,993 Have you heard his voice? 212 00:23:54,196 --> 00:23:57,506 -Sit and spin. -Dude, just relax. 213 00:23:58,436 --> 00:24:02,349 l don't care if Bradley can hit the notes Bobby Beers can hit. 214 00:24:02,556 --> 00:24:04,433 Bobby's leaving the band anyway. 215 00:24:04,716 --> 00:24:07,867 -You don't know. -Nina and Samantha say he's leaving. 216 00:24:08,356 --> 00:24:10,745 -Bullshit. -lt doesn't matter. 217 00:24:10,956 --> 00:24:15,427 We want people to hear our originals. We're tired of being a cover band. 218 00:24:15,636 --> 00:24:19,834 -We're a tribute band. -No, dude. We are a cover band. 219 00:24:20,036 --> 00:24:23,153 The problem is, you think you're in Steel Dragon. 220 00:24:23,396 --> 00:24:25,705 l love you, man, but you're mental. 221 00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:30,671 Get a grip on reality. You don't know where Bobby Beers ends and you begin. 222 00:24:31,876 --> 00:24:35,949 l'm mental, because l don't want to be in a cheesy bar band... 223 00:24:36,156 --> 00:24:40,627 ...that butchers music and makes them listen to your crappy originals! 224 00:24:40,836 --> 00:24:45,830 Crappy?Whole and a Halfkicks ass. l'm proud to have written it. 225 00:24:46,036 --> 00:24:48,504 That's why we got so many requests for it. 226 00:24:48,716 --> 00:24:52,914 Don't shit on me because you're scared to write your own songs. 227 00:24:54,156 --> 00:24:57,432 Yeah, that's it. l'm too scared. 228 00:24:57,636 --> 00:25:00,389 lf you wanna make it, you write your own tunes. 229 00:25:00,836 --> 00:25:04,146 Thanks for the tip, bro. Look, come on, guys. 230 00:25:04,756 --> 00:25:09,307 We loved playing Dragon tunes. We couldn't imagine playing anything else. 231 00:25:09,516 --> 00:25:12,155 -l thought it'd be a goof. -A goof? 232 00:25:12,356 --> 00:25:14,950 Wouldn't you rather fail as yourself... 233 00:25:15,156 --> 00:25:17,431 ...than succeed as a Bobby Beers clone? 234 00:25:17,636 --> 00:25:21,106 You can write a song about why l would wanna do that! 235 00:25:21,356 --> 00:25:24,109 All right, you're gone. Just go! 236 00:25:24,396 --> 00:25:26,591 What's so fucking funny? 237 00:25:27,396 --> 00:25:29,068 Babe, come on. Let's go. 238 00:25:29,636 --> 00:25:33,914 Fine. This is my mike stand! l'm taking it! These are my cables. 239 00:25:34,596 --> 00:25:36,348 l'll get new cables. 240 00:25:37,316 --> 00:25:39,671 -Don't think l'm coming back. -l don't. 241 00:25:40,556 --> 00:25:43,024 -Well, that's because l'm not. -Good. 242 00:25:44,636 --> 00:25:47,355 l'm serious. lf l leave, l'm not coming back! 243 00:25:47,556 --> 00:25:49,751 -You said that! -Shut up, Bradley. 244 00:25:50,556 --> 00:25:52,069 Last time. 245 00:25:58,956 --> 00:26:00,105 Emily. 246 00:26:06,836 --> 00:26:11,387 lf you still want to manage us, then it's okay with us. 247 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:14,994 Rob, l'm a businesswoman. 248 00:26:15,196 --> 00:26:18,666 Rule one in this business is you go where the talent is... 249 00:26:18,876 --> 00:26:23,108 ...and all the fucking talent that was in this band just left. 250 00:26:55,836 --> 00:26:58,748 You know, those guys are so replaceable. 251 00:26:59,196 --> 00:27:04,031 lt'll take me five minutes to put together a band and blow them away. 252 00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:10,396 Maybe this is just a sign. 253 00:27:11,116 --> 00:27:14,313 You know, just time to move on. 254 00:27:15,996 --> 00:27:19,193 l'm not in the mood to look on the bright side now. 255 00:27:19,396 --> 00:27:22,991 No, this is an opportunity for you... 256 00:27:23,196 --> 00:27:25,027 ...to write your own songs. 257 00:27:25,236 --> 00:27:26,225 Why? 258 00:27:26,476 --> 00:27:31,027 Be another clown with a guitar, trying to get attention? No way. 259 00:27:31,676 --> 00:27:34,474 Remember what you wrote for me on my birthday? 260 00:27:34,676 --> 00:27:37,315 -No. -Yes, you do. 261 00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:45,635 Come on, please. lt's embarrassing. 262 00:27:49,716 --> 00:27:52,435 Are you done making fun of me yet? 263 00:27:56,036 --> 00:27:57,674 l love that song. 264 00:28:00,156 --> 00:28:03,307 You're not getting it. You're not hearing me. 265 00:28:03,996 --> 00:28:06,715 l'm telling you, first time l ever saw you... 266 00:28:07,116 --> 00:28:09,584 ...first time l laid eyes on you... 267 00:28:09,796 --> 00:28:13,869 ...sophomore year, Bill Starbuck in The Rainmaker. 268 00:28:14,956 --> 00:28:18,665 l said to myself, Oh, my God, that guy's got it. 269 00:28:18,876 --> 00:28:20,468 l mean, my heart stopped. 270 00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:28,114 And l said, That guy is going all the way. 271 00:28:34,436 --> 00:28:37,508 l was just singing someone else's lines. 272 00:28:38,516 --> 00:28:40,711 l did not write them. 273 00:28:55,556 --> 00:28:59,071 -My favorite color is rainbow. -Mine's mauve. 274 00:28:59,316 --> 00:29:03,229 l said no. Haley, did you answer the telephone? Thank you. 275 00:29:03,556 --> 00:29:05,433 Sunshine Daycare. 276 00:29:05,756 --> 00:29:08,634 Chris! Telephone! 277 00:29:11,236 --> 00:29:13,955 Telephone! You want to help me crack eggs? 278 00:29:14,156 --> 00:29:16,033 -l want five. -Five eggs. 279 00:29:25,996 --> 00:29:29,227 Chris? Is that Chris Cole? 280 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:32,354 -Who is this? -This is Kirk Cuddy. 281 00:29:46,396 --> 00:29:49,308 Ricki, your accent is as lame as your playing. 282 00:29:49,876 --> 00:29:52,993 What do you suggest l do about my playing? 283 00:29:53,196 --> 00:29:54,151 Who is this? 284 00:29:54,396 --> 00:29:58,309 l told you, it's Kirk Cuddy. l play in a band called Steel Dragon. 285 00:29:58,516 --> 00:30:01,349 -Maybe you've heard of us. -l don't have time. 286 00:30:01,556 --> 00:30:04,912 Hang on, hang on. Listen to this, all right? 287 00:30:13,116 --> 00:30:14,754 Are you lip-synching? 288 00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:18,507 lf this is Kirk, what did you call your third wife? 289 00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:22,914 Do we have to talk about that old slag? l called her Sugar Bum. 290 00:30:23,116 --> 00:30:26,552 The second wife, too. It's why the third left. 291 00:30:26,756 --> 00:30:29,987 Now I affectionately refer to all ladies as Tottie. 292 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:32,346 Is that enough for you? 293 00:30:32,556 --> 00:30:36,674 My God, this is unbelievable. l was sorry to hear about your dog. 294 00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:37,831 Pookie? 295 00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:41,267 Yeah. l sent flowers but l didn't get a response. 296 00:30:41,476 --> 00:30:43,467 But l figured you're so busy. 297 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:46,474 Can we get past the This Is Your Life crap? 298 00:30:46,676 --> 00:30:50,794 There's a ticket waiting for you for a flight to L.A. tomorrow. 299 00:30:51,076 --> 00:30:54,034 -Are you serious? -Of course I'm serious. 300 00:30:54,236 --> 00:30:56,511 -Tell no one about this. -Yes, sir. 301 00:30:56,716 --> 00:30:59,184 Good man. I'll see you tomorrow. 302 00:30:59,396 --> 00:31:00,511 Bye. 303 00:31:28,876 --> 00:31:30,355 Right there. 304 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:32,784 l'm Chris Cole. 305 00:31:32,996 --> 00:31:35,305 l'm Tania. l work with the band. 306 00:31:35,516 --> 00:31:38,508 -You went out with Bobby. -You look like Bobby. 307 00:31:38,996 --> 00:31:41,590 -ls that all you brought? -My manager. 308 00:31:42,356 --> 00:31:45,314 We traded the first-class ticket for two coach. 309 00:31:45,516 --> 00:31:46,835 How resourceful. 310 00:31:47,036 --> 00:31:49,027 Yeah, well, l thought so. 311 00:31:49,236 --> 00:31:51,750 What was that? Did you see that? 312 00:31:58,436 --> 00:31:59,505 Why are we here? 313 00:31:59,956 --> 00:32:03,505 l should let Kirk explain everything to you. 314 00:32:05,316 --> 00:32:07,352 Are those your breasts? 315 00:32:08,356 --> 00:32:09,994 l'm sorry. What? 316 00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:13,945 Your breasts. Are they yours? 317 00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:20,073 Well, you know, l don't remember. 318 00:32:20,876 --> 00:32:23,595 They're quite sensational. 319 00:32:23,796 --> 00:32:27,027 Well, thanks. That's just what l was going for. 320 00:32:27,236 --> 00:32:29,591 So you're in a Steel Dragon cover band. 321 00:32:29,796 --> 00:32:31,434 -Tribute band. -Right. 322 00:32:31,636 --> 00:32:35,424 l'm kind of sort of in between bands right now. 323 00:32:37,316 --> 00:32:40,865 -Your pants. -Emily had them made for me. 324 00:32:41,076 --> 00:32:43,544 l bet they're easy to get in and out of. 325 00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:50,192 So, when do we get there? Tania, is it? 326 00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:51,391 Tania. 327 00:33:10,996 --> 00:33:13,829 -Are you famous? -No, we're nobody. Sorry. 328 00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:17,472 -Well, you should be! -Oh, thank you. Bye. 329 00:33:17,676 --> 00:33:22,192 -Can you get us in? -l'm just trying to get in myself. 330 00:33:46,556 --> 00:33:48,831 Follow me, darlings. 331 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:07,548 This is Bobby's Twisted tour in '77. 332 00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:10,230 -Look at that. -See the dragon? 333 00:34:19,116 --> 00:34:20,310 That's Sammy! 334 00:34:42,036 --> 00:34:43,185 Look! 335 00:34:47,996 --> 00:34:51,432 lt's a '58 Flying V in fire-mist gold. 336 00:34:51,636 --> 00:34:55,993 And it's the real one. Look. The fingerboards are rosewood. 337 00:34:56,196 --> 00:34:58,551 That's from the Delirious tour, right? 338 00:34:58,756 --> 00:35:01,987 -Are you two coming or what? -Yeah. Sorry. 339 00:35:22,156 --> 00:35:24,465 Wait right here, all right? 340 00:35:27,396 --> 00:35:29,956 Thanks a lot, Ralph. That's great. 341 00:35:30,156 --> 00:35:33,034 -That's it? -Yeah. Very nice. Thanks. 342 00:35:33,716 --> 00:35:34,626 Lovely. 343 00:35:40,156 --> 00:35:42,431 They're ready for you now. 344 00:35:52,996 --> 00:35:54,065 What's up? 345 00:35:54,316 --> 00:35:57,194 Thanks for coming. Not too fagged out? 346 00:35:57,636 --> 00:36:00,230 -l don't think so. -Mats, the road manager. 347 00:36:00,476 --> 00:36:04,389 l saw you in Pittsburgh. You gave everybody a pass but me. 348 00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:07,508 From the looks of you, l had good reason. 349 00:36:08,596 --> 00:36:12,794 We saw a tape of you singing provided by Nina and Samantha. 350 00:36:13,836 --> 00:36:16,475 ls the incredible voice really yours? 351 00:36:16,676 --> 00:36:19,349 -Cocksuckers! -That would be you, Bobby. 352 00:36:19,556 --> 00:36:22,309 You think some child can replace me? 353 00:36:22,516 --> 00:36:24,108 You want to do your thing. 354 00:36:24,356 --> 00:36:25,948 -You're firing me? -Calm down. 355 00:36:26,156 --> 00:36:28,431 You calm down, you wanker! 356 00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:31,788 -lt's because l'm gay, isn't it? -You're gay? 357 00:36:33,236 --> 00:36:38,071 No, l have pierced nipples and a house in Morocco because l'm John Wayne. 358 00:36:39,436 --> 00:36:42,667 Have you listened to the lyrics ofStand Up? 359 00:36:42,876 --> 00:36:45,834 Did you really think that Kim was a girl? 360 00:36:46,156 --> 00:36:48,511 -Kim was a guy? -Yeah, Kim was a guy. 361 00:36:48,716 --> 00:36:51,947 He's my lover, to the horror of these sausage-jockeys. 362 00:36:52,156 --> 00:36:56,752 -As if we give a toss. -Just keep your dick away from me. 363 00:36:56,956 --> 00:36:58,150 Stop it, man. 364 00:36:58,356 --> 00:37:01,473 You don't turn up for recording sessions. 365 00:37:01,676 --> 00:37:04,713 You missed half the gigs, and when you did show-- 366 00:37:04,916 --> 00:37:08,545 l am Steel Dragon! Without me, you're nothing! 367 00:37:08,756 --> 00:37:09,711 Give us a break. 368 00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:12,953 You'll be playing for coppers in the tube without me! 369 00:37:13,396 --> 00:37:14,465 We'll see. 370 00:37:15,116 --> 00:37:17,346 Yeah. We'll see. 371 00:37:23,036 --> 00:37:24,947 -What's going on? -l don't know. 372 00:37:38,636 --> 00:37:39,785 My scarf. 373 00:37:41,196 --> 00:37:43,391 -Take it. -Yeah, l will. 374 00:37:43,956 --> 00:37:44,911 Good. 375 00:37:45,796 --> 00:37:49,675 lf l leave now, l'm never coming back. Never. 376 00:37:50,156 --> 00:37:51,874 Heard you the first time. 377 00:37:53,356 --> 00:37:54,630 What you looking at? 378 00:37:55,556 --> 00:37:58,116 You think you can dress like me and be a star? 379 00:37:58,356 --> 00:38:02,315 -No, sir. -You have no idea what it takes. 380 00:38:02,796 --> 00:38:05,549 You think it's all sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll? 381 00:38:05,756 --> 00:38:06,984 You got the sex wrong. 382 00:38:07,196 --> 00:38:11,109 l never touch drugs. No one does a gig like l do half-cut. 383 00:38:11,356 --> 00:38:12,709 Not even at your age. 384 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:17,353 And it's bed, 11:30 every night before a gig. That's what it takes. 385 00:38:17,716 --> 00:38:19,388 Just do your own thing. 386 00:38:19,596 --> 00:38:23,635 Get your own life. lt's like being bloody Elvis. 387 00:38:23,836 --> 00:38:25,792 Except Elvis was the king. 388 00:38:32,956 --> 00:38:34,787 And l'm just the queen. 389 00:38:37,996 --> 00:38:39,509 Very funny. 390 00:38:40,356 --> 00:38:41,994 Ha-bloody-ha. 391 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:46,108 Bastards. You bastards. 392 00:39:15,636 --> 00:39:17,547 Sorry about that. 393 00:39:20,156 --> 00:39:22,954 -Missed your cue. -Yeah, sorry, K-- 394 00:39:23,316 --> 00:39:25,546 -You do know this song? -Yes, sir. 395 00:39:25,756 --> 00:39:29,192 We'll pick it up just coming out of the intro. 396 00:39:43,436 --> 00:39:44,664 l'm sorry. 397 00:39:46,236 --> 00:39:47,828 We wasting our time here? 398 00:39:48,036 --> 00:39:50,948 Sorry. Could l start it one more time? 399 00:39:51,516 --> 00:39:52,949 All right, go again. 400 00:39:53,156 --> 00:39:54,987 Sorry about that. 401 00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:00,511 I love you. 402 00:40:01,556 --> 00:40:02,784 I love you. 403 00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:44,313 Well, mate, do you want the gig, then? 404 00:41:47,076 --> 00:41:50,386 Look in the lens, guys. Go. Get in there more. 405 00:41:50,596 --> 00:41:53,349 Give me attitude. Two double-platinum records. 406 00:41:53,556 --> 00:41:57,515 You're playing the Forum. You got 20 girls who want to be with you. 407 00:41:57,716 --> 00:42:01,231 Give me rock star attitude. Hold that. Here we go. 408 00:42:01,476 --> 00:42:04,673 Hey, lzzy, let's try one with attitude. No smile. 409 00:42:04,876 --> 00:42:05,831 Sorry. 410 00:42:06,036 --> 00:42:08,152 Better. Now you're looking cool. 411 00:42:08,396 --> 00:42:11,547 Come on, right in my lens. Nice shot. Attitude. 412 00:42:11,916 --> 00:42:15,545 We combed this entire planet looking for someone... 413 00:42:15,756 --> 00:42:19,465 ...heavy enough to pull this off and we found a star. 414 00:42:19,676 --> 00:42:24,625 When this guy sings, you'll forget about Bobby Beers. l promise you. 415 00:42:25,116 --> 00:42:27,311 lzzy! ls that your name? lzzy? 416 00:42:27,516 --> 00:42:30,314 Yeah, the name's lzzy, like lzzy's Revenge. 417 00:42:30,716 --> 00:42:32,354 Holy shit. 418 00:42:32,636 --> 00:42:35,469 lzzy? l'm not calling him lzzy. 419 00:42:35,676 --> 00:42:37,667 Can you hit all the notes Bobby can? 420 00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:40,067 That's why l'm in the band. 421 00:42:40,316 --> 00:42:42,113 Stand up and shout 422 00:43:00,356 --> 00:43:03,507 How do you keep your voice in such great shape? 423 00:43:03,716 --> 00:43:06,753 My choir teacher gives me really cool exercises-- 424 00:43:06,956 --> 00:43:09,390 He eats a lot of pussy, that's how. 425 00:43:09,956 --> 00:43:12,026 Yeah, I eat a lot of pussy. 426 00:43:12,716 --> 00:43:14,946 -Classy. -Like father, like son. 427 00:43:15,156 --> 00:43:17,431 -That's my boy. -Come on, you guys. 428 00:43:18,916 --> 00:43:21,032 -How was l? -So good. So comfortable. 429 00:43:21,236 --> 00:43:23,306 -l messed up my accent. -lt was great. 430 00:43:23,516 --> 00:43:27,828 -Nice way to handle thatpussyline. -l can't argue with him. 431 00:43:28,036 --> 00:43:31,233 lzzy, don't worry. l'll make an honest man out of you. 432 00:43:35,317 --> 00:43:37,387 l eat a lot of pussy. 433 00:43:37,757 --> 00:43:39,395 Loads of it. 434 00:43:41,917 --> 00:43:43,794 l eat a lot of pussy. 435 00:43:44,957 --> 00:43:46,310 Tons. 436 00:43:46,717 --> 00:43:51,552 l got my voice eating pussy, man. lt's a vocal technique exercise. 437 00:43:52,957 --> 00:43:56,586 l got it eating pussy. Loads of it. All the time. 438 00:43:56,797 --> 00:44:00,915 lt's all l do. Breakfast, morning, noon, night. l've got to have it. 439 00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:04,756 lt's all l do, is eat pussy. l love it. 440 00:44:04,957 --> 00:44:07,630 Either get in here and do it or shut up. 441 00:44:08,117 --> 00:44:11,348 Hold on. Oh, shit! l eat pussy! 442 00:45:03,077 --> 00:45:05,193 Hi. l'm lzzy's mother. 443 00:45:14,717 --> 00:45:17,436 -Have a good one. -l'll see you up there. 444 00:45:19,237 --> 00:45:22,832 -Did you see all the people? -l know. Just breathe. 445 00:45:23,037 --> 00:45:25,915 You'll be great. Nobody knows these songs better. 446 00:45:26,317 --> 00:45:27,989 -True. -Be yourself, Chris. 447 00:45:28,197 --> 00:45:29,425 -Don't get-- -lzzy. 448 00:45:31,037 --> 00:45:34,666 You'll be great, babe. l love you so much. 449 00:45:34,877 --> 00:45:36,515 l love you too. 450 00:45:36,717 --> 00:45:39,106 All right, matey. Time to go to work. 451 00:45:39,357 --> 00:45:41,825 Sorry, darling, back to the henhouse. 452 00:45:43,557 --> 00:45:45,866 l'm gonna sit with his parents. 453 00:45:46,237 --> 00:45:50,025 Whatever twirls your beanie. Come on, mate. 454 00:45:50,437 --> 00:45:52,632 -l gotta piss. -What? You gotta piss? 455 00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,031 -Go now. -l can't. 456 00:45:54,237 --> 00:45:58,469 Or you gotta use it. Use it. You're awesome. Bye, babe. 457 00:46:00,877 --> 00:46:03,345 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 458 00:46:03,677 --> 00:46:08,307 Well, you're in my house now, mate. And l ain't lost a man yet. 459 00:46:08,517 --> 00:46:10,075 -Let's do it. -Here we go. 460 00:46:10,317 --> 00:46:12,194 Let's do it, Mats. 461 00:46:13,557 --> 00:46:16,913 This is your coronation, my dear. 462 00:46:19,597 --> 00:46:21,155 There you go. 463 00:46:21,837 --> 00:46:22,986 All right, boy. 464 00:46:23,677 --> 00:46:25,110 You're okay. 465 00:46:25,357 --> 00:46:29,350 You won't need it, but there's a bucket in each wing, all right? 466 00:46:29,717 --> 00:46:32,834 -Up you go. -All right, Mats. 467 00:46:41,077 --> 00:46:42,305 Break a leg! 468 00:48:27,837 --> 00:48:29,987 Are you all right, lzzy? 469 00:49:20,517 --> 00:49:24,715 -l'm all right. -Fantastic! Keep going! 470 00:50:21,517 --> 00:50:23,508 Thank you. 471 00:50:26,437 --> 00:50:28,507 -You okay? -Couldn't be better. 472 00:50:28,717 --> 00:50:31,185 There's a bit up there. That's it. 473 00:50:31,437 --> 00:50:32,426 How do l look? 474 00:50:32,637 --> 00:50:36,915 Fantastic. lt's brilliant, mate. Fucking brilliant. Off you go. 475 00:50:39,677 --> 00:50:41,156 l'm just a regular guy... 476 00:50:41,357 --> 00:50:44,508 ...who grew up with the posters of these guys on my walls! 477 00:50:44,717 --> 00:50:47,151 And now l'm one of them! 478 00:50:47,397 --> 00:50:48,955 That's right! 479 00:50:49,917 --> 00:50:54,593 l'm standing here, living proof that if you work hard enough... 480 00:50:54,797 --> 00:50:58,676 ...and you want it bad enough, dreams do come true. 481 00:50:59,357 --> 00:51:01,746 So follow your dreams, man. 482 00:51:01,957 --> 00:51:05,791 Follow your dreams, because we all die young. 483 00:52:22,117 --> 00:52:24,756 Fucking scintillating, baby! 484 00:52:24,957 --> 00:52:29,314 Quiet! Shut them up behind us. Give us 10 minutes. ln we go. 485 00:52:29,517 --> 00:52:31,314 Lock it up! Thank you! 486 00:52:31,517 --> 00:52:33,792 That was something really.... 487 00:52:35,797 --> 00:52:38,186 Amazing! You were demented out there. 488 00:52:38,437 --> 00:52:41,793 l thought l was gonna break my neck when l fell. 489 00:52:41,997 --> 00:52:45,546 You brought the audience home. You did fucking beautiful. 490 00:52:45,757 --> 00:52:46,951 Thanks. 491 00:52:47,637 --> 00:52:51,186 lt was so heavy hearing the music played to perfection. 492 00:52:51,437 --> 00:52:52,711 We heard it sang right. 493 00:52:52,917 --> 00:52:55,750 -Beautiful. -Right between the eyes. 494 00:52:56,517 --> 00:52:59,589 lt was incredible, man. Thanks, Kirk. 495 00:52:59,797 --> 00:53:01,310 The Dragons! 496 00:53:04,717 --> 00:53:06,435 All right, let's go. 497 00:53:06,957 --> 00:53:08,549 Go. Go. 498 00:53:09,917 --> 00:53:11,828 Get the hell out of here. 499 00:53:12,637 --> 00:53:15,947 -Oh, my pass. -VlP. Sorry. 500 00:53:16,237 --> 00:53:18,546 l'm Chris' girlfriend. Manager. 501 00:53:18,757 --> 00:53:22,545 -Who? -lzzy's girlfriend/manager. 502 00:53:22,757 --> 00:53:25,590 -Yeah, right. -She's okay. She's all right. 503 00:53:25,797 --> 00:53:27,515 -Go on. -l'm his mother. 504 00:53:27,717 --> 00:53:29,912 How amazing was he? Brilliant! 505 00:53:30,117 --> 00:53:33,473 Our boy came through tonight. He was on fire. 506 00:53:34,757 --> 00:53:38,306 -Where are you going? -Oh, sorry. l've got.... 507 00:53:38,597 --> 00:53:41,634 -No. Go on back, darling. -l'm lzzy's brother. 508 00:53:41,837 --> 00:53:44,067 -l don't think so. -Mom! 509 00:53:49,317 --> 00:53:51,035 What did you think? 510 00:53:52,717 --> 00:53:54,992 -Are you all right? -l am so good. 511 00:54:14,357 --> 00:54:17,110 -Oh, man. -This is insane. 512 00:54:19,397 --> 00:54:24,346 -Arrest her for indecent exposure. -Out of my jurisdiction, bro. 513 00:55:07,957 --> 00:55:11,996 -Mats, get us the tequilas, will you? -Ladies, you're on. 514 00:55:12,197 --> 00:55:15,951 Got an initiation for you. You joined, done a beautiful job. 515 00:55:16,157 --> 00:55:20,787 Now l'll buy you a drink, mate. Hello, ladies. Thank you. 516 00:55:21,717 --> 00:55:23,435 For lzzy! 517 00:55:24,677 --> 00:55:28,306 -Hey! Hang on. No hands. -No hands. 518 00:55:28,517 --> 00:55:31,156 You're hanging with the hardcore now. 519 00:55:31,397 --> 00:55:33,672 Two teeth, come on. 520 00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:38,316 Go on, my son. 521 00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:40,831 You're so bad. 522 00:55:44,197 --> 00:55:46,233 Oh, my God. 523 00:55:50,477 --> 00:55:54,186 -The laws of gravity no longer apply. -l guess not. 524 00:55:55,197 --> 00:55:56,630 You'll get used to it. 525 00:55:56,837 --> 00:55:59,795 You build up a tolerance to it. 526 00:55:59,997 --> 00:56:03,034 Right, okay. l'll get that one going. 527 00:56:03,637 --> 00:56:07,676 -Some crazy stuff happens. -Oh, my God, it's amazing. 528 00:56:10,077 --> 00:56:13,990 lt's all good fun. Just makes for good stories, you know? 529 00:56:14,197 --> 00:56:17,394 l'm beginning to have a couple of my own. 530 00:56:18,757 --> 00:56:21,794 You can have a good time as well. lt's allowed. 531 00:56:24,397 --> 00:56:27,867 Anything you want. You just have to ask. 532 00:56:32,637 --> 00:56:34,548 -Don't forget. -Oh, l won't. 533 00:56:34,757 --> 00:56:36,156 Cheers. 534 00:57:01,517 --> 00:57:04,350 l'm gonna go to the dance floor. 535 00:57:23,157 --> 00:57:25,671 -Have you seen Emily? -How you doing? 536 00:57:25,877 --> 00:57:29,153 l'm good. l'm really good. l'm great, actually. 537 00:57:29,397 --> 00:57:31,194 Tell me something. 538 00:57:31,437 --> 00:57:34,713 How's it feel to know that everyone in here... 539 00:57:34,917 --> 00:57:37,431 ...wants to fuck you? 540 00:57:38,477 --> 00:57:39,796 You're serious? 541 00:57:39,997 --> 00:57:43,785 l can't stop touching you. l can't keep my hands to myself. 542 00:57:43,997 --> 00:57:49,117 You know, you've turned me into a silly little groupie. 543 00:57:49,717 --> 00:57:51,708 There she is. 544 00:57:53,757 --> 00:57:58,911 We were just talking about how stunningly beautiful you are, really. 545 00:58:00,597 --> 00:58:03,634 Oh, God, you two. Such a sexy couple. 546 00:58:03,837 --> 00:58:07,034 lf l were you, l'd spend all my time in bed. 547 00:58:09,397 --> 00:58:10,625 Come on. 548 01:01:50,597 --> 01:01:53,555 -Sorry about that. -Relax, lover. 549 01:01:53,917 --> 01:01:55,953 You were terrific last night. 550 01:02:05,117 --> 01:02:06,311 Are those my pants? 551 01:02:06,517 --> 01:02:10,430 Yeah, they're a bit snug, but that's how l like them. 552 01:02:37,117 --> 01:02:40,587 -So you think.... -Let's not. 553 01:02:58,717 --> 01:03:03,427 People, boat's leaving. All aboard. Quick as you can, please. 554 01:03:03,637 --> 01:03:06,674 Thank you. All right, two lovely people. 555 01:03:06,877 --> 01:03:09,789 Quickly, boys. Boat's going in a minute. 556 01:03:10,317 --> 01:03:15,437 Good afternoon, my darlings. Look, l've been meaning to tell you. 557 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:19,990 There's a longstanding rule that wives and girlfriends... 558 01:03:20,197 --> 01:03:22,188 ...aren't allowed on the bus. 559 01:03:22,397 --> 01:03:26,754 The boys don't like distractions when they're working on their music. 560 01:03:26,957 --> 01:03:30,347 You can travel with the wives. They're nice. 561 01:03:30,957 --> 01:03:32,993 Yeah, well, who are they? 562 01:03:34,717 --> 01:03:37,948 That's Kirk's astrologer... 563 01:03:38,157 --> 01:03:40,034 ...and his physical therapist. 564 01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:45,786 And that, well, we all know what that is, right? We'd better go. 565 01:03:48,357 --> 01:03:53,067 -l'm gonna ride with Emily. -Oh, no. Sorry. You can't do that. 566 01:03:53,317 --> 01:03:56,832 The boys need you there when they work on the tunes. 567 01:03:57,037 --> 01:03:58,993 Go ahead, babe. l'm fine. 568 01:03:59,197 --> 01:04:00,755 Quick as you can. 569 01:04:00,957 --> 01:04:02,754 -You sure? -Yeah, l'm sure. 570 01:04:03,677 --> 01:04:05,872 l didn't know about the rule. 571 01:04:06,077 --> 01:04:08,875 Yeah. Just get on the bus. 572 01:04:12,837 --> 01:04:15,476 -Have fun. -You too. Be careful. 573 01:04:16,957 --> 01:04:21,712 The boys are waiting in the back. They're working. They need you. 574 01:04:23,397 --> 01:04:26,355 -What's up, lzz? -What's up? 575 01:04:34,957 --> 01:04:36,788 lzz, you want some? 576 01:04:37,677 --> 01:04:39,827 l was gonna go over the schedule. 577 01:04:40,037 --> 01:04:43,996 Suit yourself. lt's good for writing lyrics. 578 01:04:55,957 --> 01:05:00,951 You know, he's a rock star now. The normal rules don't apply. 579 01:05:01,757 --> 01:05:04,510 -l didn't say anything. -You didn't have to. 580 01:05:04,717 --> 01:05:06,628 Somebody's jealous. 581 01:05:07,717 --> 01:05:10,277 No. No, l'm not. 582 01:05:10,477 --> 01:05:14,436 l just know him and he's not that-- 583 01:05:14,637 --> 01:05:17,356 Like hell he's not. He's a guy, isn't he? 584 01:05:17,557 --> 01:05:21,345 Look, we all know exactly what happens on that bus. 585 01:05:21,757 --> 01:05:23,429 l met Ghode on that bus. 586 01:05:25,837 --> 01:05:27,475 l didn't say anything. 587 01:05:27,677 --> 01:05:31,386 l know it's crazy, but it comes with the territory. 588 01:05:31,677 --> 01:05:36,512 You either drive yourself batty trying to change it or you adapt. 589 01:05:36,717 --> 01:05:40,312 You gotta let him off the leash once in a while. 590 01:05:40,517 --> 01:05:44,635 Or they get cranky. At the end of the day, they always come home. 591 01:05:44,837 --> 01:05:47,431 And who says you can't have your own fun? 592 01:05:47,997 --> 01:05:48,952 Exactly. 593 01:05:50,997 --> 01:05:54,831 -Do you want some? -No, l'm good. l just had breakfast. 594 01:05:55,037 --> 01:05:58,234 -Okay. Here. -Hair of the dog. 595 01:05:58,557 --> 01:06:02,311 Here's some advice from me. Number one: Learn to share. 596 01:06:02,877 --> 01:06:06,392 Number two: Get very close with his accountant. 597 01:06:06,597 --> 01:06:07,825 And three: 598 01:06:08,237 --> 01:06:12,389 Don't sign anything. l had to learn that the hard way. 599 01:06:12,677 --> 01:06:17,034 You know what l always say. lf you love someone, let them go. 600 01:06:17,237 --> 01:06:21,549 And if they come back to you with very expensive jewelry... 601 01:06:21,757 --> 01:06:23,793 ...then it's meant to be. 602 01:06:23,997 --> 01:06:28,070 l hope l am not as cynical as you are when l am your age. 603 01:06:28,317 --> 01:06:30,626 Honey, she's 23. 604 01:06:31,437 --> 01:06:32,836 22. 605 01:06:33,317 --> 01:06:36,593 -23 -l am 22. 606 01:06:36,797 --> 01:06:40,153 You guys were at my birthday party. l was born.... 607 01:07:04,237 --> 01:07:09,072 Move aside, you scallywags. You're getting in the way of future sales. 608 01:07:09,317 --> 01:07:11,194 Be nice to this bloke from MTV. 609 01:07:11,437 --> 01:07:14,031 They're not playing our videos as much... 610 01:07:14,237 --> 01:07:16,671 ...since the boys trashed their set. 611 01:07:16,877 --> 01:07:20,187 Tell them about that thing you do with your tongue. 612 01:07:20,397 --> 01:07:23,628 -All right, and here we are. -Thanks, Mats. 613 01:07:23,837 --> 01:07:27,386 l'll be back in half an hour. Mind your backs, please! 614 01:07:27,837 --> 01:07:31,671 -Chris, l need to talk to you-- -You can't call me that here. 615 01:07:32,077 --> 01:07:33,669 l need to talk to you. 616 01:07:33,877 --> 01:07:37,426 l gotta do this MTV thing, then talk to a producer-- 617 01:07:37,637 --> 01:07:40,629 l know your schedule. l get a copy every day. 618 01:07:40,837 --> 01:07:43,067 -Then you know when l'm done. -l'm leaving. 619 01:07:43,317 --> 01:07:46,468 -Just meet me at the hotel. -l'm going to Seattle. 620 01:07:47,917 --> 01:07:49,316 Come on. 621 01:07:54,877 --> 01:07:58,233 Em, what the hell is going on in Seattle? 622 01:07:58,477 --> 01:08:01,913 -Marci and l have been talking-- -Who's Marci? 623 01:08:03,037 --> 01:08:07,633 You know who Marci is. My roommate, Rob's girlfriend. 624 01:08:07,837 --> 01:08:11,034 Sorry. l know who she is. l've got things on my mind. 625 01:08:11,237 --> 01:08:12,590 l know, l know. 626 01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:16,676 We've been talking about this business and we got our loan. 627 01:08:16,877 --> 01:08:20,392 -We're going to Seattle to-- -When did you do this? 628 01:08:20,957 --> 01:08:23,755 While the wives were out shopping. 629 01:08:24,397 --> 01:08:27,036 ls this a money thing? lf you need money-- 630 01:08:27,357 --> 01:08:30,986 You know l didn't mean it like that, Em. l swear. 631 01:08:34,837 --> 01:08:39,194 -Are you leaving me? -No. l'm not leaving you. 632 01:08:40,397 --> 01:08:44,231 But l am leaving this. l cannot do this every day. 633 01:08:44,477 --> 01:08:49,232 -l thought we're having a great time. -We are. lt has been fun. 634 01:08:49,437 --> 01:08:53,350 But, baby, this is all happening to you. And it's great. 635 01:08:53,557 --> 01:08:57,152 But it's different for me. l can't follow a bus all day. 636 01:08:57,397 --> 01:09:01,788 You don't have to do that anymore. We're getting our own car. 637 01:09:01,997 --> 01:09:04,386 lt's not about the car. 638 01:09:05,757 --> 01:09:06,792 What is it? 639 01:09:08,637 --> 01:09:11,470 You know, it's wanting a life. 640 01:09:18,117 --> 01:09:22,395 And l really want to do this thing with Marci in Seattle. 641 01:09:25,237 --> 01:09:27,956 Can we hook up in Seattle when l get there? 642 01:09:28,757 --> 01:09:30,475 Of course. Of course. 643 01:09:34,997 --> 01:09:36,350 All right. 644 01:09:36,957 --> 01:09:40,427 l'll talk to Mats and get you our numbers... 645 01:09:40,637 --> 01:09:43,026 ...so you can call when you get there. 646 01:09:43,957 --> 01:09:46,710 So l know you got there safe, all right? 647 01:09:57,797 --> 01:10:00,072 So l'll see you in Seattle? 648 01:10:10,117 --> 01:10:12,790 Can l give you some advice, mate? 649 01:10:19,717 --> 01:10:23,073 -What's up, A.C.? -Let the chick go, man. 650 01:10:24,677 --> 01:10:28,556 -So how are we doing? -Lovely. Thank you very much. 651 01:10:28,837 --> 01:10:32,955 -l'll be back to check on you. -l'm sure you will. 652 01:10:33,517 --> 01:10:35,314 Freshening up the blood. 653 01:10:35,557 --> 01:10:39,311 The liver doesn't work as good as it did when l was your age. 654 01:10:39,637 --> 01:10:42,868 Listen, make it easier on yourself. 655 01:10:43,077 --> 01:10:45,466 There's no way it can work. 656 01:10:45,677 --> 01:10:48,714 You start off with the best intentions. 657 01:10:48,917 --> 01:10:53,354 But there's so much pussy coming at you every day that... 658 01:10:53,557 --> 01:10:57,106 ...finally it wears you down. Then you crack. 659 01:10:57,917 --> 01:11:00,385 Aren't you married to a supermodel? 660 01:11:01,837 --> 01:11:04,954 Yeah, you know why? Because l can. 661 01:11:05,557 --> 01:11:07,912 And you can too. 662 01:11:08,117 --> 01:11:11,826 You got these birds dreaming about having it off with you. 663 01:11:12,037 --> 01:11:14,597 That makes the guys want to be you. 664 01:11:14,797 --> 01:11:17,869 The guys are the ones that buy the records. 665 01:11:18,077 --> 01:11:21,149 So if the chicks don't want you, the guys are gone. 666 01:11:21,517 --> 01:11:23,587 l mean, put it this way: 667 01:11:23,997 --> 01:11:28,946 Your job is to live the fantasy other people only dream about. 668 01:11:29,477 --> 01:11:31,945 Don't go in half-assed. 669 01:11:33,237 --> 01:11:35,068 Dream big. 670 01:11:35,397 --> 01:11:37,991 Live the life. 671 01:12:34,797 --> 01:12:38,392 -You running for pink slips? -See you in hell, Bat Boy. 672 01:12:39,797 --> 01:12:41,116 You ready, Robin? 673 01:12:54,077 --> 01:12:55,430 Go! 674 01:13:13,197 --> 01:13:14,949 You got yourself a Ferrari! 675 01:13:23,037 --> 01:13:24,709 Hello, Wichita. 676 01:13:36,037 --> 01:13:39,393 lzzy? Oh, my God, is that lzzy? 677 01:13:40,397 --> 01:13:41,512 l love you! 678 01:13:54,077 --> 01:13:55,795 Watch out! 679 01:14:00,637 --> 01:14:02,946 Out of my bloody way! 680 01:14:08,437 --> 01:14:11,713 -What's going on? -His wife ran off with Peter Gabriel. 681 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,987 -Let me get that. -That doesn't work. 682 01:14:42,957 --> 01:14:47,189 Ladies, ladies, please. A little bit of decorum, please. 683 01:14:47,397 --> 01:14:51,470 Now, listen. We've got limited space. Just be patient. 684 01:14:51,677 --> 01:14:55,829 l gotta check your credentials, so have your pussy passes out. 685 01:15:04,597 --> 01:15:08,795 lf l get to be with lzzy, l am going to shit bricks. 686 01:15:09,517 --> 01:15:13,226 Well, yeah, that'll make a lasting impression. 687 01:15:15,837 --> 01:15:19,307 -Do you dance at Chubbies? -No. 688 01:15:19,517 --> 01:15:24,147 You should. You have a killer body. lt's not totally nude there. 689 01:15:24,397 --> 01:15:27,992 We wear G-strings, so the guys respect us way more. 690 01:15:28,197 --> 01:15:29,994 Yeah, that is so true. 691 01:15:30,197 --> 01:15:34,031 Nothing saysrespectlike cramming a strip of Lycra up your ass. 692 01:15:34,237 --> 01:15:36,068 Fucking-A, mama! 693 01:15:36,477 --> 01:15:40,390 Yes, that's fine. You're absolutely fine. 694 01:15:40,597 --> 01:15:45,273 Oh, hi. Hello. Now, that's a very important little P, isn't it? 695 01:15:45,477 --> 01:15:48,514 -ln you go. Nice. -What's thePstand for? 696 01:15:51,677 --> 01:15:53,872 Yes, it'spass. 697 01:15:54,077 --> 01:15:56,637 Oh, yeah? lt's notpimp? 698 01:15:57,517 --> 01:16:00,827 -No, it'spersonal.... -Personal friend. 699 01:16:01,037 --> 01:16:05,906 Yeah,personal friend of the band. Yeah. One sec. 700 01:16:07,677 --> 01:16:10,828 l'm not here to check up on him. l was invited. 701 01:16:11,037 --> 01:16:14,234 -He's doing interviews. -lnterviews? Okay. 702 01:16:14,477 --> 01:16:16,388 Tell you what, darling. 703 01:16:16,597 --> 01:16:19,634 l'm not really sure where he is, actually. 704 01:16:19,837 --> 01:16:22,431 lf you'd like to wait just.... 705 01:16:22,637 --> 01:16:27,392 Of course, wait here if you like. He's actually down there. 706 01:16:29,437 --> 01:16:31,473 What are you doing here? 707 01:16:33,357 --> 01:16:35,075 l live here, Chris. 708 01:16:35,437 --> 01:16:37,507 l thought you were in Seattle. 709 01:16:38,677 --> 01:16:41,589 We're in Seattle. You're in Seattle. 710 01:16:46,317 --> 01:16:47,511 l'm sorry. 711 01:16:48,117 --> 01:16:50,790 -You forgot. -No. 712 01:16:50,997 --> 01:16:54,148 Yeah, you did. You forgot l was coming. 713 01:16:54,397 --> 01:16:57,992 Wait. l did not forget you were coming. Mats. 714 01:16:58,197 --> 01:17:02,588 Told him to arrange-- Didn't l say to remind me she was coming? 715 01:17:02,797 --> 01:17:06,187 Shit. l'm so sorry. l really screwed up, mate. 716 01:17:06,437 --> 01:17:09,907 -What do you mean? -Chris, please. 717 01:17:10,837 --> 01:17:14,352 You don't need people taking falls for you. Please. 718 01:17:14,557 --> 01:17:17,515 No, Em. l did not forget. 719 01:17:17,717 --> 01:17:20,709 Chris, don't lie to me. Please don't lie to me. 720 01:17:27,397 --> 01:17:31,993 lt might've slipped my mind. But l didn't forget. l remembered.... 721 01:17:33,117 --> 01:17:36,507 l didn't remember, but l didn't forget, okay? 722 01:17:36,717 --> 01:17:40,232 Things get crazy. lt's hard to keep things straight. 723 01:17:40,477 --> 01:17:41,830 l know. l see that. 724 01:17:42,037 --> 01:17:44,631 -lt is. -l know. l see that. 725 01:17:45,757 --> 01:17:48,430 Emily, you look great. 726 01:17:48,957 --> 01:17:52,472 Come on. You're wasted. You're absolutely wasted. 727 01:17:52,677 --> 01:17:55,635 -No, l'm not wasted. l'm tired. -Sorry. 728 01:17:55,837 --> 01:17:59,352 l gotta do him first, because l gotta work at midnight. 729 01:17:59,557 --> 01:18:04,312 Come over here. Stand over here for a second, all right? 730 01:18:04,557 --> 01:18:06,309 -Who are you? -lzzy. 731 01:18:06,517 --> 01:18:07,950 What is this? What? 732 01:18:08,157 --> 01:18:11,547 lzzy. But you don't have to call me that. lt's me. 733 01:18:11,917 --> 01:18:14,715 Call me Chrizzy, okay? 734 01:18:14,917 --> 01:18:18,671 You don't have to call me lzz. Call me Chris. 735 01:18:18,877 --> 01:18:22,426 Chris. Well, l'm glad we talked. l'm gonna go. 736 01:18:22,637 --> 01:18:24,832 -Emily, wait. -What? What? 737 01:18:25,237 --> 01:18:29,389 -l'll go with you. -Go with me where? 738 01:18:30,477 --> 01:18:33,037 With you. l'm gonna go to Seattle. 739 01:18:35,597 --> 01:18:37,952 We're in Seattle, Chrizzy. 740 01:18:42,077 --> 01:18:44,591 Sorry, sorry. But... 741 01:18:44,797 --> 01:18:47,470 ...are you guys done? Because l-- 742 01:18:47,677 --> 01:18:49,110 We're done. 743 01:18:49,597 --> 01:18:54,432 Get going on this one because she's gotta be at work by midnight. 744 01:18:55,997 --> 01:18:57,715 Dinner's canceled. 745 01:18:57,917 --> 01:19:00,750 She's really sweet, but l was here first. 746 01:19:00,957 --> 01:19:04,347 Why don't we go in here? Somewhere out of the way. 747 01:19:43,517 --> 01:19:45,428 Can l get a picture, lzzy? 748 01:19:53,677 --> 01:19:56,635 All right, l gotta go. Here you go. 749 01:20:06,197 --> 01:20:09,587 Jorg, it's not very brutal. Can we make it more raunchy? 750 01:20:10,197 --> 01:20:11,516 Sounds raunchy in here. 751 01:20:11,717 --> 01:20:15,392 Maybe it's an E.Q. thing. Just take a few minutes. 752 01:20:15,837 --> 01:20:20,865 lt needs a bit of bollocks to it. E.Q. it or something. 753 01:20:21,237 --> 01:20:23,432 Good hunting at your ranch? 754 01:20:23,637 --> 01:20:28,188 Great. Everything l saw, l killed. Killed something every damn day. 755 01:20:28,437 --> 01:20:31,315 You should bring your new fianc�e up there. 756 01:20:31,517 --> 01:20:35,066 She's busy at the moment. Some yearbook committee. 757 01:20:35,317 --> 01:20:36,636 --got any body to it. 758 01:20:36,917 --> 01:20:38,270 -Hey, lzz. -What's up? 759 01:20:38,477 --> 01:20:41,594 -Hello, Chrizzy. -How are you guys? 760 01:20:41,797 --> 01:20:44,834 -What's with your eyebrow? -lsn't it cool? 761 01:20:45,397 --> 01:20:48,753 You gotta clear it with us before you do that. 762 01:20:52,997 --> 01:20:57,548 Worked on some songs for the album. They're still rough... 763 01:20:57,757 --> 01:21:01,386 ...but l wanted to get your input before l went further. 764 01:21:01,597 --> 01:21:02,791 l don't know. 765 01:21:03,757 --> 01:21:07,033 Just a thought, but isn't that a cool cover? 766 01:21:07,237 --> 01:21:11,071 No title, no band name. Could be heavy. What do you think? 767 01:21:16,317 --> 01:21:18,547 lzzy, it looks great. 768 01:21:19,117 --> 01:21:20,675 lt still needs work. 769 01:21:21,117 --> 01:21:23,836 l'm glad you've been having fun writing songs. 770 01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:27,072 l busted my ass working on the songs. 771 01:21:27,397 --> 01:21:30,150 But the tunes have already been written. 772 01:21:31,317 --> 01:21:35,196 -What do you mean? -A.C. and l wrote them during break. 773 01:21:35,557 --> 01:21:39,869 -l know you and A.C. do most of it-- -Not most. All of it. 774 01:21:40,157 --> 01:21:42,876 But shouldn't l have some input? 775 01:21:43,917 --> 01:21:47,910 l'm singing the tunes, so you at least want my stamp. 776 01:21:48,117 --> 01:21:49,550 l'm not just.... 777 01:21:49,757 --> 01:21:53,591 You aren't just expecting me to be some singer-for-hire, are you? 778 01:21:57,437 --> 01:22:00,554 Let me explain. Come here. 779 01:22:00,757 --> 01:22:05,433 Listen, our fans, right, our loyal, die-hard fans... 780 01:22:05,637 --> 01:22:10,233 ...our very lifeblood, if you will, expect to see certain things. 781 01:22:10,437 --> 01:22:12,348 We give them what they want. 782 01:22:12,557 --> 01:22:16,709 We don't deviate because one disappointed fan can turn into two... 783 01:22:16,917 --> 01:22:19,795 ...to four, to eight, till the next thing you know... 784 01:22:19,997 --> 01:22:22,352 ...we're playing to a half-empty hall. 785 01:22:22,637 --> 01:22:27,586 And our lost sheep are off enjoying the rock stylings of, say, Ratt. 786 01:22:28,077 --> 01:22:32,036 So while l understand your impulse to do your own thing... 787 01:22:32,237 --> 01:22:35,229 ...and l admire it in some small way... 788 01:22:35,837 --> 01:22:37,907 ...if you want to stay with Steel Dragon... 789 01:22:38,117 --> 01:22:43,145 ...then you have to reconcile yourself to doing the Steel Dragon thing. 790 01:22:43,397 --> 01:22:48,232 All right? And the Steel Dragon thing is that A.C. and l write the songs. 791 01:22:48,917 --> 01:22:52,148 And you sing the songs that we write. 792 01:22:53,437 --> 01:22:54,836 Am l clear? 793 01:22:55,837 --> 01:22:56,906 Yeah. 794 01:22:57,357 --> 01:22:58,472 Good. 795 01:23:28,437 --> 01:23:29,870 What's he doing? 796 01:23:32,917 --> 01:23:35,670 -What? -Just sing it like it's written. 797 01:23:35,877 --> 01:23:37,674 -l thought l was. -You weren't. 798 01:23:38,237 --> 01:23:39,352 All right. Sorry. 799 01:23:39,677 --> 01:23:42,350 -Great. -Theo, from the top. 800 01:23:43,117 --> 01:23:44,675 Thanks. 801 01:24:04,997 --> 01:24:06,316 Pretty good. 802 01:24:21,877 --> 01:24:25,472 What is it when you do something to somebody and they hate it? 803 01:24:25,997 --> 01:24:29,467 Then somebody does the same to you and you hate it. 804 01:24:29,917 --> 01:24:34,229 l suppose some might call it poetic justice. l don't know. 805 01:24:37,997 --> 01:24:42,866 All l know is l owe a guy named Rob a big fat apology. That's for sure. 806 01:24:43,077 --> 01:24:48,026 We all owe someone an apology along the way. l mean, that's life, man. 807 01:24:50,077 --> 01:24:52,307 A long, long time ago... 808 01:24:52,957 --> 01:24:55,312 ...when l was at university... 809 01:24:56,157 --> 01:24:57,875 ...l was married. 810 01:25:01,317 --> 01:25:03,672 No. You were married? 811 01:25:03,877 --> 01:25:08,997 lt was before you boys and that rock 'n' roll music corrupted me, man. 812 01:25:10,957 --> 01:25:14,074 Yeah, l still think about it sometimes. 813 01:25:15,637 --> 01:25:19,630 She was really a very sweet girl. 814 01:25:24,517 --> 01:25:27,554 What happened? lf you don't mind me asking. 815 01:25:27,757 --> 01:25:29,076 No, no. 816 01:25:30,877 --> 01:25:33,345 One day we were sitting in the park. 817 01:25:33,557 --> 01:25:36,310 Having lunch, me and the wife. 818 01:25:36,517 --> 01:25:38,951 l needed to take a piss... 819 01:25:39,157 --> 01:25:42,752 ...so l walked to the toilet. You know, in the bathroom. 820 01:25:43,717 --> 01:25:47,392 l'm standing there staring at the wall, as you do. 821 01:25:49,157 --> 01:25:53,594 And all of the sudden, something came over me. 822 01:25:54,637 --> 01:25:59,313 Like a fear that my whole life had already been laid out for me. 823 01:26:00,517 --> 01:26:03,350 l'd finish my studies, get a job. 824 01:26:03,557 --> 01:26:05,752 l'd be working for somebody else... 825 01:26:05,957 --> 01:26:09,347 ...worrying about things that didn't matter. 826 01:26:12,517 --> 01:26:14,473 So l walked out of there. 827 01:26:14,717 --> 01:26:18,312 Kept going. Didn't come back. 828 01:26:20,877 --> 01:26:22,515 You just left her there? 829 01:26:24,117 --> 01:26:25,232 Yep. 830 01:26:26,077 --> 01:26:29,956 Sitting in front of a half-eaten steak and kidney pie. 831 01:26:32,917 --> 01:26:35,385 Very harsh, man. 832 01:26:37,477 --> 01:26:42,232 She came to see the show a few years ago. She hadn't changed at all. 833 01:26:43,437 --> 01:26:46,395 She married my best friend. A doctor. 834 01:26:46,597 --> 01:26:49,748 They have three gorgeous little kids. 835 01:26:52,077 --> 01:26:55,114 Yeah, she's very happy. 836 01:26:56,317 --> 01:26:57,830 Very happy. 837 01:27:42,597 --> 01:27:44,110 Thank you. 838 01:27:44,957 --> 01:27:47,391 You know, l'm just a regular guy... 839 01:27:47,597 --> 01:27:50,794 ...who grew up with posters of these guys on my walls. 840 01:27:50,997 --> 01:27:54,194 And now l'm one of them. That's right. 841 01:27:54,397 --> 01:27:59,425 l'm standing here, and l'm proof if you work hard and want it bad enough.... 842 01:27:59,677 --> 01:28:01,269 Dreams come true! 843 01:28:01,477 --> 01:28:04,787 That's right. Dreams do come true so follow them. 844 01:29:06,357 --> 01:29:07,392 Me? 845 01:29:53,837 --> 01:29:55,907 -Awesome! -What's your name? 846 01:29:56,117 --> 01:29:59,632 Mike, but my friends call me Thor, God of Thunder! 847 01:29:59,837 --> 01:30:01,748 -Know the rest of it? -Know them all. 848 01:30:01,957 --> 01:30:04,994 l know all your moves. l study you. l love you. 849 01:30:05,197 --> 01:30:08,155 You want to rip the roof off this place? 850 01:30:08,677 --> 01:30:09,826 Are you serious? 851 01:30:10,877 --> 01:30:11,866 Yep. 852 01:30:14,717 --> 01:30:18,596 Go ahead. Get out there. Get out there, bro. lt's all yours. 853 01:31:21,557 --> 01:31:24,708 -Everything all right? -Couldn't be better. 854 01:31:25,677 --> 01:31:27,588 Taking a night off, are you? 855 01:31:29,037 --> 01:31:31,028 l'm gonna go take a piss. 856 01:31:38,117 --> 01:31:39,596 l'll see you again. 857 01:31:53,717 --> 01:31:55,548 Off you go. 858 01:32:07,157 --> 01:32:10,354 Chris ''Izzy'' Cole of Steel Dragon shocked fans... 859 01:32:10,557 --> 01:32:12,593 ... when he walked offstage. 860 01:32:12,797 --> 01:32:15,709 Izzy's departure is more trouble for Steel Dragon... 861 01:32:16,117 --> 01:32:18,836 ...as the band tries to maintain its status... 862 01:32:19,037 --> 01:32:21,505 ...as the industry's top hard-rock act. 863 01:32:21,717 --> 01:32:24,914 As far as l'm concerned, it's much ado about nothing. 864 01:32:25,117 --> 01:32:28,905 There's still four of us left. We're not going anywhere. 865 01:32:29,117 --> 01:32:32,154 l don't give a fuck where he is... 866 01:32:32,357 --> 01:32:35,030 ...and l don't care if l see that bastard again. 867 01:32:35,837 --> 01:32:37,668 He said to me: 868 01:32:38,477 --> 01:32:40,513 l need to take a piss. 869 01:32:41,237 --> 01:32:42,750 That's it. 870 01:32:42,957 --> 01:32:46,108 Mats,he said, l really need a piss. 871 01:32:46,837 --> 01:32:50,227 One day l realized it wasn't for me anymore. 872 01:32:50,437 --> 01:32:54,146 l was wearing the clothes and singing the songs. 873 01:32:55,357 --> 01:32:57,427 It just didn't feel right. 874 01:32:57,997 --> 01:33:02,195 I just wanted to find myself. Find my own music. 875 01:33:41,997 --> 01:33:43,749 -What's up? -Long time. 876 01:33:43,957 --> 01:33:47,347 -lt has been. You cut your hair. -So did you, asshole. 877 01:34:02,837 --> 01:34:04,429 l'm starting a new band. 878 01:34:04,637 --> 01:34:08,346 l gotWhole and a Half on a shelf. lt's ready to go. 879 01:35:19,597 --> 01:35:21,747 l'm gonna go talk to Emily. 880 01:35:44,517 --> 01:35:45,950 l missed you. 881 01:35:49,437 --> 01:35:51,234 l know. Me too. 882 01:35:56,597 --> 01:36:00,192 -l wanted to tell you. -l know. 883 01:36:01,357 --> 01:36:02,756 l know. 884 01:36:04,437 --> 01:36:06,109 You look great. 885 01:36:09,757 --> 01:36:11,748 So do you. 886 01:36:36,077 --> 01:36:38,193 Why didn't you rejoin the band? 887 01:36:38,437 --> 01:36:42,396 As the mouthpiece of Steel Dragon, l had this responsibility. 888 01:36:44,157 --> 01:36:47,945 lt's me they're looking at and want to learn from. 889 01:36:48,157 --> 01:36:52,867 The vacuous, empty world of sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll... 890 01:36:53,077 --> 01:36:55,193 ...is not the message l want to send out. 891 01:36:57,037 --> 01:37:01,030 I wanted something more cerebral, eloquent and dignified. 892 01:37:04,797 --> 01:37:06,071 We kick ass, man! 893 01:37:06,317 --> 01:37:09,673 Ever get your ass kicked by a guy with long hair and makeup? 894 01:37:09,877 --> 01:37:11,356 Right here! 895 01:37:13,517 --> 01:37:16,475 ChrislzzyCole shocked fans-- Damn it! 896 01:37:16,677 --> 01:37:17,746 Cut! 897 01:37:18,597 --> 01:37:20,952 Okay, Backstage Pass. Okay, Crud Pollution. 898 01:37:21,157 --> 01:37:23,990 Okay, Bobby Beers. l mean, Chris Queers. 899 01:37:25,797 --> 01:37:27,788 After the nuclear holocaust... 900 01:37:27,997 --> 01:37:32,388 ...survivors will crawl out of the rubble, light a fire... 901 01:37:32,597 --> 01:37:35,350 ...then one man, the singer of songs, will sing. 902 01:37:35,557 --> 01:37:38,117 And that is the essence of rock 'n' roll. 903 01:37:38,397 --> 01:37:40,786 What are you talking about? 904 01:37:48,357 --> 01:37:49,915 Chris.... 905 01:37:50,117 --> 01:37:52,790 As they continue-- What are they continuing? 906 01:37:52,997 --> 01:37:56,626 As the band continues to struggle to continue its-- 907 01:38:03,037 --> 01:38:04,026 What? 908 01:38:06,037 --> 01:38:07,470 Oh, my God. 909 01:38:35,557 --> 01:38:38,913 No more metal shit. lt's all about hip-hop. 910 01:38:39,117 --> 01:38:42,393 lt's all bling-bling, pinky ring, word about, bling-bling. 911 01:38:42,597 --> 01:38:46,272 No more of this. lt's about this. You heard me? 912 01:38:46,477 --> 01:38:50,356 Lay your shit by the TV and watch this shit. This shit the bomb. 913 01:41:48,677 --> 01:41:49,666 Subtitles by SDl Media Group 914 01:41:49,837 --> 01:41:50,826 [ENGLlSH]