1 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:13,395 Take this pink ribbon off my eyes 2 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:17,638 I'm exposed and it's no big surprise 3 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:21,469 Don't ya think I know exactly where I stand 4 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:26,678 This world is forcing me to hold your hand 5 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:30,270 'Cause I'm just a girl Well, little old me 6 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:34,791 Well don't let me out of your sight 7 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,195 Oh, I'm just a girl 8 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,197 All pretty and petite 9 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:43,757 So don't let me have any rights 10 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:48,874 Oh I've had it up to here 11 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,995 The moment that I step outside 12 00:00:56,120 --> 00:01:00,079 So many reasons for me to run and hide 13 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:04,398 I can't do the little things I hold so dear 14 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:09,230 'Cause it's all those little things that I fear 15 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:13,239 'Cause I'm just a girl I'd rather not be 16 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:17,638 'Cause they won't let me drive late at night 17 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:21,753 Oh, I'm just a girl Guess I'm some kind of freak 18 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:26,510 'Cause they all sit and stare with their eyes 19 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:31,760 Oh, am I making myself clear 20 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,353 I'm just a girl 21 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,870 I'm just a girl in the world 22 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,788 - How much is this, Lori? - It's very expensive. 23 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,797 It's very expensive. 24 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,275 Look, I got money to spend in here. 25 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:56,076 I don't think we have anything for you. You're obviously in the wrong place. 26 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,156 Please leave. 27 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,829 You know, even though we've watched "Pretty Woman" like 36 times... 28 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,589 - I never get tired of making fun of it. - Oh, I know. 29 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,555 Aww, poor thing. Look! They won't let her shop. 30 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:14,514 Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren't bigger whores than she is. 31 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,471 I know! 32 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,117 Oh, my God, listen to that sad, sad music as she leaves. 33 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,717 It's like, boo-hoo. Uhh. 34 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,190 But it is actually kind of sad. 35 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,278 Anything you see here we can do, by the way. Get ready to have some fun, okay? 36 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,436 - Okay. - Mary Pat, Mary Kate, Mary Frances, Tovah. 37 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,791 - Let's see it, come on! Let's see the outfit. - How divine! 38 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,514 Exactly how obscene-- 39 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:46,599 I just get really happy when they finally let her shop. 40 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,351 Okay, so I have nothing to wear. 41 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,040 We don't even have time to make anything new before we go out. 42 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,310 Well, what about this? 43 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:59,797 - Did you lose weight? - Actually, I have been trying this new fat-free diet I invented. 44 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:03,674 All I've had to eat for the past six days are Gummi Bears, jelly beans, and candy corns. 45 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,236 God, I wish I had your discipline. 46 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,954 - This is it - Work this 47 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,116 - Diddy-bum diddy-bum pow - Here it is 48 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,754 I can't believe how cute I look! 49 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:18,759 I know! You know what? This is like the cutest we've ever looked. 50 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:22,316 Oh, it's definitely the cutest. Don't you love how we can just say that to each other... 51 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,795 - and we know that we're not being conceited? - Oh, I know. 52 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:27,798 No, we're just being honest. 53 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,275 - Be my lover, Wanna be my lover - Lover 54 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,836 Go ahead and take your time Boy you gotta feel secure 55 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,838 Before I make you mine Baby you have to be sure 56 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:44,236 You wanna be my lover Wanna be my lover 57 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:47,830 God. I hope some cute guys get here tonight. They were cute last night. 58 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,077 - Oh, they were cute. - Really cute! - Oh! 59 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,919 - Hey, Michele! Romy! - We'll take two Diet Cokes? 60 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:57,032 Right, with extra cherries. Don't move. I'll be right back. 61 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:02,188 Okay. I have the yuckiest taste in my mouth from those taquitos. 62 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,959 - Eeew. - I hope I don't get indigestion. 63 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,629 Hey, remember that time I barfed from bad Mexican food? It was so gross. 64 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:12,594 - Oh, my God, I hate throwing up in public. - Me too! Ooh. 65 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,352 I can't believe it. There are absolutely no guys here tonight. 66 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,710 I know. None. 67 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,400 Come on, Michele, let's just go dance with ourselves. 68 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:30,351 Okay. 69 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,277 Put your hands in the air 70 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,994 'Cause there's a party over here So grab yourself a beer 71 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,271 And we could get on with the world 72 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:42,109 Swear to God. Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian. 73 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,471 You wanna try and have sex sometime? Just to see if we are? 74 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:49,832 What? Yeah, right, Michele. Just the thought of having sex with another woman creeps me out. 75 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:55,353 But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again. 76 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,119 - Okay. - Tell me can you feel the 77 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,276 Masked girls comin' with the fever, fever, fever 78 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,552 Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 79 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,832 Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 80 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:13,192 Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 81 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:17,791 Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 82 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:21,799 Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 83 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,309 - Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh - Two-four-three. 84 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:28,353 - Stayin' alive - Two-four-three. 85 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,675 Two-four-three. 86 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,800 Two, four, three. 87 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,959 Two, four, three. 88 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:44,517 Service. Number 243. 89 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,437 It's beautiful. Is that real wood? 90 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,471 During this century, boys. 91 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:56,554 Come on, Ramon. Quit jerking off and bring the car around. 92 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,873 - It's about time. - Mm. Romy! 93 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,673 You are looking hot today. 94 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,792 Yeah. That's because I'm sweating like a pig in here. 95 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,559 Well, the air conditioning is working in the service office. 96 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:21,629 You might wanna come by and, uh, cool off later? 97 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,752 Yeah, Ramon. That'll happen. 98 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:28,270 Sorry, ma'am. He is such an asshole. 99 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,039 Mm. 100 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,720 - I'm in a hurry. - Well-- 101 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:39,233 I'm going as fast as I can, Ms Mooney. Heather. 102 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,476 Heather Mooney? 103 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,670 From Sagebrush High in Tucson? 104 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,996 - Yeah? - It's Romy! 105 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,395 - Romy White! - You're shittin' me. 106 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,876 No, this is so weird. I didn't know you were living in L.A. 107 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,276 Well, now that you know, will we be getting together a lot? 108 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,353 So, God! You're driving a new Jaguar? 109 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,835 - What do you do? - Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarettes? 110 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:09,748 - The ones that burn down real fast? - "Twice the taste, in half the time, for the gal on the go"? 111 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:13,873 I invented the quick-burning paper. 112 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,837 Wow! 113 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,474 - You goin' to the reunion? - What reunion? 114 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,273 Our ten-year high school reunion in Tucson? 115 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,790 You're kidding me. It's been ten years since high school? 116 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:30,357 - God. Where have I been? - I'm stumped. Where? 117 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,790 - Anyway, are you going? - I'd rather put this out in my ass. 118 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,676 I wonder why we didn't get an invitation. 119 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,360 I mean, I'm sure Michele would have told me if she got one. 120 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,550 - Michele Weinberger? - Mm-hmm. 121 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,594 - Do you live with Michele Weinberger? - Yeah. 122 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,475 I just thought maybe she'd be married to Sandy by now. 123 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,034 - Sandy Frink? - Yes, Sandy Frink. 124 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,276 He could barely contain his erection every time she was around. 125 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,312 Why do you think he always carried that huge notebook? 126 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,318 The Frink-a-zoid and Michele, I am sure. 127 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:06,228 Besides, didn't you have a thing for Sandy in high school? 128 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:11,275 I did not have a "thing." I did not have a "thing." I did not have a "thing." 129 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,277 I was very much in love with him. 130 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,630 Very much in love, and there's a difference. 131 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:20,038 There's a difference. 132 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,957 There's a difference. 133 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,116 I have to go now. 134 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:32,517 Well! I guess I won't be seeing you at the reunion. 135 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,790 - But I'll tell everyone you said "hi." - Why don't you tell everyone... 136 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:38,310 I said to go fuck themselves, for making my teen years a living hell? 137 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:39,998 Oh, yeah, right! 138 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,038 Finally-- 139 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:51,758 Michele. You will never guess who I just ran into. 140 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:57,475 - God, I cannot believe it's already been ten years. - I know. 141 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,989 - Oh. - You know... - There she is. 142 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:03,476 Oh! God, she was so weird. 143 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,672 - She still is. - Why was she, like, always going behind that building? 144 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:18,275 It was long ago 145 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:22,109 Seems like yesterday 146 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,915 Saw you standin' in the rain 147 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:29,715 - Then I heard you say - Got a light? 148 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:33,549 - I want your love But it comes out wrong - Thank you. 149 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:37,559 - I want to live, but I don't belong - Thank you! Thank you, I really appreciate that... 150 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,831 because I'm not a human being or anything, you pathetic turd! 151 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:47,798 Blood and roses Blood and roses 152 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,230 Blood and roses 153 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:56,115 - Roses, roses - There should be a cigarette you could smoke all the way through between classes. 154 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,800 What a waste. 155 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,957 - Okay. - Find us. - Oh. Okay. 156 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,916 Oh, my God, do you remember what a big controversy it was... 157 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,476 for us to have our picture taken together? 158 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:13,309 Yeah, well, Danny Weller, like, "lodged the complaint," and, you know-- 159 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,671 'Cause, "alphabetically, he's supposed to be between us." 160 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,591 And then we said, "Okay, Danny. If you want to be between us... 161 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,598 you can come to Michele's house on Friday night, and we'll be waiting." 162 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,711 That's right. He came over and we're like, "Danny, it was a joke." 163 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,434 I know! And then we turned the sprinklers on him! 164 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:35,149 Oh, my God. Didn't he die? 165 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,677 - I think so. - Yeah. 166 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,750 - Oh, my God. Michele. Look at the "A" group. - Mm-hmm. 167 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:47,235 Christie Masters, Kelly Possenger... 168 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,555 Lisa Luder and Cheryl Quick. 169 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,272 So, who would you say was in the "B" group? 170 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,278 Oh. The drama crowd. You know, like Casey Degan and Mark Black. 171 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:01,598 - Uh-huh. God, I had the hugest crush on Casey. 'Member? - Oh, yeah. 172 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,517 God, I wonder why he never liked me. 173 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,952 Young man, there's no need to feel down 174 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,957 I said, young man-- 175 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,514 So, what group would you say we were in? 176 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,074 Well, we definitely weren't in the "A" group. 177 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,078 But you know what? We weren't really in the "B" group, either. 178 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,236 Okay, we weren't in the "C" group, were we? 179 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:24,035 What? Oh, no. Michele, come on. I mean, that was like, all the honour students and like... 180 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,674 the rejects; you know, like Sandy Frink and Heather Mooney. 181 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:30,031 - Eeew, look at them. - We were definitely not in that group. 182 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,515 - Ecch. - She blinded me with Science 183 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:36,519 Michele! Oh, Michele. Over here! 184 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,437 Want me to get your huge notebook for you? 185 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:42,030 Oh! Heather! I wanna take another picture of you and Sandy for the yearbook and-- 186 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,037 Oh! I wanna interview you too... 187 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,628 because I think it would make a really interesting article for the "Roundup." 188 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,320 Ohh, Toby! Fuck off. 189 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,715 Okay. But can I take a picture of you first? 190 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,677 So, Romy, what group were we in? 191 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,753 Well, you know, I'm not sure that we were really in any group. 192 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,599 I think maybe we were more like loners. 193 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,838 - Oh, my God! There we are! - Yeah, and alone. Look. 194 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,157 You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace, and you were kinda fat... 195 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,077 we were still totally cutting edge. 196 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:15,192 - I love it when it's hamburger day. - Uh-huh. 197 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:19,552 Okay, smile! Great! Thanks a lot! 198 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:22,752 - Can I take your picture? - Oh, please. - Hello, girls. 199 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,758 Don't forget, you have detention after school today. 200 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:29,759 - Oh, we won't, Mr Lish. - Yeah, we're really looking forward to it. 201 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,272 - God! - Can you believe he just got married? 202 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:43,269 - Like, how desperate is she? - I know, it's like: "Hi. This is my husband. 203 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,631 He dissects crayfish, but he has a really good personality." 204 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:50,992 He's the kind of man that I desire 205 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:55,432 Sets the summer sun on fire 206 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:59,439 - I want candy - Oh, my God. 207 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:04,190 - I want candy - Michele. Billy Christianson. 208 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,630 - Oh, he's so cute. - He is cute. - Really cute. 209 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:15,918 - Hey - Hi, Billy. - Hey 210 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,951 Hey 211 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,957 Hey 212 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,355 - Hey - Ow! Billy! 213 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,109 Oh, Billy, gosh, you're so slimy. 214 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,596 I cannot believe he's with Christie Masters. 215 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,518 I know. She is, like, so transparent. 216 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,551 Did you hear her report in Miss Weigatt's class? 217 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,673 She actually thinks she's gonna be a TV anchorwoman. What a "deludanoid." 218 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,034 Those weirdos are staring at us again. 219 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,993 - They're obsessed with us. - Look at what they're wearing. 220 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,554 Where do you even get outfits that hideous? 221 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,478 They made them in Home Ec from their own patterns. 222 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,034 Actually, I think they're semi-interesting. 223 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:03,033 In a freakish, off-putting sort of way. Never mind. 224 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,957 - Christie. - Uh. - Come on, I'm hungry. 225 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,799 No, Billy. Wait. I wanna have some fun. 226 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,718 Lisa, gimme the bag. 227 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:18,553 Here you go. You are so bad. 228 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,352 - What? What? - She is out of control. 229 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:30,356 Michele? Christie Masters is coming over here. 230 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:34,189 - Wow. She never comes over. - Okay, just act cool. 231 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,391 - Hi. - Hi. - Hi, Christie. 232 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:46,150 - So. You girls gonna try out for the spring musical? - Us? 233 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:50,592 Yeah, you should. It'll be fun. 234 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:56,518 - Okay. Why not? - Yeah. So, um, what musical are they doing? 235 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,552 - "The Music Man." - You're kidding! 236 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:03,070 Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon ls a-comin' down the street 237 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,919 I love "The Music Man." 238 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:10,591 Okay. Can I have the rest of this? 239 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:14,110 Um, w-- 240 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,993 Mm. It's good. 241 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,911 See ya! 242 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,191 She can be really nice when she wants to be. 243 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,077 Michele! 244 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:35,711 - Uh-oh. Don't look now. Here come the Frink-a-zoid. - Oh, God! He is such a geek! 245 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:39,879 Hi, Michele. Gee, Michele, you're looking really lovely today. 246 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,000 Okay. See you in Biology. 247 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,117 I-l-l thought I ought to tell you, Michele, that... 248 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:53,552 Christie Masters stuck magnets on your back. 249 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,511 - What? - She stuck-- 250 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,631 Michele, you do have magnets on your back! 251 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,672 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 252 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,075 Oh, my God. Help me. 253 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,997 Oh, my God. 254 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,074 Oh, don't let them see you get upset. That's what they want. 255 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,435 Oh, my God. 256 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,279 - Hey! - I'm pretending you just did something hilarious. 257 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,550 Now, you laugh at me. Come on, do it. 258 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:35,593 God, that was so rude. I mean, you couldn't help it if you had scoliosis. 259 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:40,748 I know. And what a bitch, taking your hamburger. I mean, what was that? 260 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:45,559 God, remember the prom? You got so thin by then. 261 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:50,998 Oh, I know. I was so lucky, getting mono. That was, like, the best diet ever. 262 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:54,795 I wonder, if I had gotten my brace off sooner, if somebody would have invited me. 263 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,036 I mean, other than Sandy Frink. 264 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,230 Well, nobody invited me either. 265 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:04,480 Well, at least we looked fantastic, and that is the most important thing. 266 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:09,116 - We were cool on craze - Oh, gee. Nice outfits. Really. 267 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:13,233 - When l, you - Oh, look, it's the Madonna twins. - And everyone we knew 268 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:18,150 Could believe, do, and share in what was true, Oh, I said 269 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,840 Okay, this is so typical. Of course, we're like the only ones... 270 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,996 who don't look like we're going to a hoedown. 271 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:26,157 -Oh, I know. This town is like so unhip. -Ecch. 272 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,716 - I can't wait till we move to L.A. - Me too! 273 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,310 Everything's gonna happen for us there, Michele, and we'll never look back. 274 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,113 - Okay. - Dance hall days 275 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,239 - Dance hall days - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 276 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,430 That hurt. But it looked really good. 277 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,437 Dance hall days 278 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,357 Oh, everybody! 279 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,755 - Dance hall, dance hall days - Okay, everyone. 280 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,475 Uh, it's the moment we've all been waiting for. 281 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:58,115 It's time to announce the king and queen of the prom. 282 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,198 - Ahh! - And the winners are... 283 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,717 Billy Christianson and Christie Masters! 284 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:12,071 Ohh! Ohh! 285 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,510 - Duh. - Oh, it's me! 286 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,710 Boo-hoo! I'm so surprised! 287 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,035 Thank you. Thank you. 288 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,469 God, Billy looks cute in his tux. 289 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,989 - He does look cute. - Really cute. 290 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:35,193 Do you think, since it's the last night of school and I might never see him again... 291 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,437 that maybe he would dance with me? 292 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,154 I bet he would. I mean, it's senior prom. 293 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,555 Nobody's going to say "no" to anyone tonight. 294 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:57,470 Michele, since this is the last night of school and all... 295 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,478 would you care to dance with me once? 296 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,670 No. 297 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,196 I'll dance with you. 298 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:12,518 Nah. It's no fun unless you really love the person. 299 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,593 Thanks, anyway. 300 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,234 Okay. Who can name the capitals of all the 50 states? 301 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,238 Okay, Toby. Fuck off. 302 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:27,478 Heather! Can't you be a little bit more sensitive? 303 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,388 Me? Me? Me be more sensitive? 304 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,317 You are a jerk-off! 305 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:37,353 Another kiss is what it takes 306 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,391 - Albuquerque. - You can't sleep 307 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,317 - You can't eat - Albany. 308 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,396 There's no doubt 309 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,431 You're in deep 310 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:49,519 Your throat is tight You can't breathe 311 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,952 Another kiss is all you need Whoa-oh-ohh 312 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:57,231 - Why are you tormenting me? - You like to think you're immune to the stuff 313 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:02,354 - Why don't you go fuck a sheep or your sister or yourself? - Oh, yeah 314 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,869 Brain-dead redneck asshole! 315 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,117 Can't get enough You know you're gonna have to face it 316 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,074 You're addicted to love You see the signs 317 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,316 But you can't read 318 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:18,353 You're runnin' at a different speed 319 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:22,519 Your heart beats in double time 320 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,756 - Another kiss - Um, Billy? 321 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,677 - And you'll be mine - Hi. 322 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,952 - A one-track mind, you can't be saved - Do you wanna dance? 323 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,277 - Oblivion is all you crave - I mean, it's just 'cause... 324 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,119 this song is, like, so great. 325 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,708 Mm. Never mind. 326 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,912 Unless, you know, you want to. 327 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,349 - Whoa, you like to think - Yeah. I mean-- 328 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,391 - That you're immune to this stuff - Y-Y-- Sure. Why not? 329 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:51,718 - Oh, yeah - Really? - Wh-- Um-- 330 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,637 - It's closer to the truth - Could you wait here? 331 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,320 - To say you can't get enough - I-l-l'll be right back. - Okay. 332 00:20:56,440 --> 00:21:00,149 - Okay. - You know, you're gonna have to face it You're addicted to love 333 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:04,068 Might as well face it You're addicted to love 334 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,997 - Might as well face it - Hey, Christie. 335 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:09,476 - You're addicted to love - That Romy girl just asked me to dance with her. 336 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,910 - Might as well face it - Oh, you're kidding me! Oh, that's pathetic! 337 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:17,158 - Might as well face it - W-W-W-What should I do? 338 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,271 Let me take care of this. 339 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,877 - Michele? - Oh, God. Okay, so what did he say? 340 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,833 - "Sure. Why not?" - Oh, my God! 341 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,758 - Thanks a lot, Romy. - What? 342 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,836 Thanks for stealing my boyfriend. 343 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:43,157 - What are you talking about? - Billy just broke up with me. 344 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,840 Apparently he's had a crush on you since Mr Roswell's class. 345 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:50,272 And now that he knows that you like him, he doesn't want to "pretend" with me any more. 346 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,836 My life was perfect and you've ruined it. 347 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,679 Go for it Groove ahead 348 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,598 I swear to God, Christie, I didn't even think he'd dance with me. 349 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,395 - To whip it, Whip it good - Wow. She is really P.O.'d. 350 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,990 - This is so cool! - Oh, I know. 351 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:10,999 You know what is so weird? I had this dream, where Billy was like, in love with me. 352 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,795 And I mean, he was in a wheelchair, but still, it's like it's coming true or something! 353 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,115 - Uh-huh. - How's my hair? 354 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,073 Perfect. Okay, Romy, you look so good with blonde hair and black roots. 355 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,237 - It's like, not even funny. - I have to say... 356 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:27,069 this is turning out to be one of the very best nights of my entire life. 357 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,236 Yay, yay! 358 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:46,392 Lyin' in my bed I hear the clock tick 359 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,829 And think of you 360 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,793 Caught up in circles 361 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:55,833 Confusion is nothing new 362 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:59,555 Flashback to warm nights 363 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,911 Almost left behind 364 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,749 - Suitcase of memories - You know, maybe he's, like, passed out in the bathroom. 365 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,677 - You want me to go check? - Time after, Sometimes 366 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,837 - You picture me - He's not in the bathroom, Michele. 367 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,191 I'm walkin' too far ahead 368 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,198 - I'll dance with you, Romy. - You're callin' to me 369 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:22,154 - I can't hear what you've said - Okay. - Okay. 370 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:26,193 Then you say "Go slow" 371 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,551 I fall behind 372 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,319 The second hand unwinds 373 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:36,911 If you're lost you can look and you will find me 374 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,349 Time after time 375 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:43,871 If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting 376 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,275 Time after time 377 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,951 If you're lost, you can look and you will find me 378 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,469 Time after time 379 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:58,037 - If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting - I will be waiting 380 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,516 Time after time 381 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,437 Time after time 382 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,630 We just waited and waited. 383 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:09,639 - God, I was such an idiot. - But wait till he sees you now. 384 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,433 You are so much cuter than you were in high school. 385 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,233 - I guess I'm cuter. - Yeah! 386 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:18,591 And look at the way we live. I mean, just our lifestyle. 387 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,837 You know, I mean, we live in L.A, and they are still stuck in Tucson. 388 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,834 You know what, Michele? You're right. 389 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,758 We are gonna go back there and blow them away. 390 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,956 Boy, there's a lot of questions to answer. Why do we have to fill these out? 391 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,548 They wanna know what we've been doing for the past ten years. 392 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,878 - Oh! - Okay. Here we go. 393 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,877 - Ahh! - "Name." 394 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,310 - Ah! We're having so much fun already. - Oh, I know! 395 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,512 - I cannot wait for this reunion. - Me too! 396 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,789 "Occupation." Cashier. 397 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,117 - Unemployed. - No. Don't write that. 398 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,913 Um, okay, so your last job was as a salesgirl? 399 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:09,431 - So say you're a freelance fashion consultant. - Ooh! Clever. 400 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,552 "Relationship Status." Married. 401 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,036 - Nope. - Engaged? - No. 402 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,789 - Living with someone? - Should I say you? 403 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,876 - I guess so. - Okay. 404 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,398 - You know, Michele? - Yeah? 405 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,478 - Now that I'm looking at this... - Uh-huh? 406 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,637 our lives don't seem as impressive as I thought. 407 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,955 - They don't? - Well, do you think it's impressive... 408 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,231 that we're still single, and we've been living together for ten years... 409 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,352 and I'm a cashier and you're unemployed? 410 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,630 Well, not super impressive. 411 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,991 Well, then, what's the point of going if we're not going to impress people? 412 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:53,908 Well-- Uh. 413 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,709 Romy, I still really, really, really want to go. 414 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:09,278 - I know. Me too. - Well then, can't we just, like, think of something? 415 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:14,838 - Okay. Well, the reunion is still like two weeks away, right? - Right. 416 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:19,192 And all we really need is maybe some, like, better jobs and boyfriends. Right? 417 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,629 Yeah! 418 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:26,072 But, okay. If those things were so easy to get, wouldn't we already have them? 419 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,031 Well, I mean, we never really tried before. 420 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,709 I mean, we never really had a good enough reason, like going to a reunion, to motivate us. 421 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,671 That's true. 422 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:38,157 Okay. So we're just gonna have to make ourselves more impressive, that's all. 423 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,955 So I'm gonna go out and bag us some boyfriends, while you can look for a cool new job. 424 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,389 - Okay. - Plus, I hate to say it... 425 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,397 but I really think that we should lose some weight. 426 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,317 Oh. 427 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,834 Oh. Unh. 428 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,396 Okay. I don't think that, like, one chip makes a difference. 429 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,590 It wasn't even a whole chip. 430 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:12,749 All right. According to this chart, if we want to lose a pound a day... 431 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,235 we have to burn twice as many calories as we eat. 432 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:19,353 So, that means, if we want to burn 4,000 calories... 433 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,676 we only have to run 20 miles a day! 434 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,997 Oh! Hey, Romy, remember Mrs Chivas' class? 435 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,076 There was, like, always a word problem. 436 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,350 Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going "X" miles... 437 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,790 and the current is going, like, you know, some... other miles... 438 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,514 and, how long does it take him to get to town? 439 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:41,111 It was like, who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat? 440 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,800 Okay, guys, let's jump. 441 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,869 - Hey, Michele? - Yeah? - What does this remind you of? 442 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,594 Well, I know. This lady is totally sick. 443 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,596 Uh, lemme just say that, um... 444 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,996 I am, like, really familiar with the entire Versace line, and if you would just... 445 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:11,319 give me a chance, I know I could, like, sell the shit out of the stuff. 446 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,638 And, uh, to me, fashion is just, it's like... 447 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,354 everything. It's-- 448 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,756 By the way, that blouse-- Hi. That blouse looks great on you. 449 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,634 - Oh! Thank you! - And see, I make a great salesperson... 450 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,796 'cause I just have this, like, really believable way... 451 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,993 of telling people that they look really good, even though I'm just, like, you know-- 452 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,032 I think she heard me. 453 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,152 Thank you so much for coming. 454 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:47,512 - That's okay, you're welcome. - I don't think we'll be requiring any new staff. 455 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,552 - You aren't taking on any what? - Staff. Employees. 456 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,796 Ohh! Oh, "staff." 457 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,559 Okay, I didn't understand with your big accent. 458 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,592 I couldn't figure it out. Okay. 459 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,549 Fine. You know, you really shouldn't let people fill out applications... 460 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:08,992 if you don't want them to actually try to get a job here. 461 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:13,875 - It's a compli-- - No, no. That's all I have to say. - Goodbye. 462 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,878 If there ain't no love then there ain't no use 463 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,356 Ooh, better walk on by Better walk on through 464 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:25,190 Hi. Hey, um, great suit. Is that an Armani? 465 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,757 - Yes. Yes, it is. - I thought so. So, what do you do? 466 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,838 - I'm a suit salesman. - Oh, uh-oh 467 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:37,590 Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before, and my shoe is filling up with blood. 468 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,998 Ooh, if there ain't no love then there ain't no use 469 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,669 Ooh, better walk on by Better walk on through 470 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,315 Hey, hey, there's a woman in the world that you can't use 471 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:56,552 Ain't no love, Ain't no use Ain't no love 472 00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:02,038 Yeah, well, my first choice was to work at a boutique on Rodeo Drive, but this would be okay. 473 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:06,233 Well, thank you. Unfortunately, we don't have any openings here right now. 474 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,157 - Are you serious? - Mm. 475 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:12,512 Although we might have an opening at our discount outlet. 476 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,632 Okay, well, what street would that be on? 477 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:41,632 Come on, Michele. At this point, any job is better than no job at all. 478 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,354 A discount outlet? Me? 479 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,350 Fine. 480 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,948 So, any boyfriends yet? 481 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:56,313 No. All the guys with good jobs must be going to some other club. 482 00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:00,149 Oh, you know where Dana met her new boyfriend? He's a William Morris agent. 483 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,909 Oh! Showbiz! Good job! Where? 484 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,671 Hi. My name is Romy, and I'm an alcoholic. 485 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,588 - Hi, Romy! - Hey. 486 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,156 And you also get a five-percent employee discount... 487 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,748 over and above our everyday low prices. 488 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,475 You could make curtains for the motorhome with this. 489 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,639 - I got this tie for a dollar. - You paid a whole dollar for that? 490 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,433 - You betcha. - Ah! 491 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,148 She's one of our regulars. 492 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,959 So, what do you think? 493 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,799 I-l'd like to go away. 494 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,950 I know I'm supposed to wait in that line, but listen. 495 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,868 I wouldn't even be here if this weren't, like, a dating emergency. 496 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,152 Our cutoff is 25. Try VH-1. 497 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,710 The reunion's less than a week away. I mean, I just can't believe you turned down a job. 498 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,274 Well, I thought the idea was to impress people. 499 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,871 I mean, how am I going to impress anyone by selling Ban-Lon smocks at Bargain Mart? 500 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,319 I'm sick of this. I'm gonna go weigh myself. 501 00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:02,192 Oh, God! I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound. 502 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:06,632 That's impossible! Did you deduct 16 pounds for your shoes? 503 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,877 Just forget it. I'm not going. 504 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,709 - What? - Come on. Get real, Michele. We're idiots. 505 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:18,789 We can't get jobs and boyfriends, and lose weight, in two weeks. 506 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,388 But I thought you said we could. 507 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:50,192 Wow. God, the top female executives are all so pretty. 508 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,869 Those aren't the actual executives, Michele. Those are models. 509 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,560 Oh, I thought they looked familiar. 510 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,831 God, they really look like executives, don't they? 511 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,916 That's only because they're wearing those stupid suits... 512 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,838 and phoney glasses, and carrying briefcases. 513 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:12,193 - Huh! - Oh, my God, Michele, that's it! 514 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,232 We can go to the reunion, and just pretend to be successful! 515 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,510 I mean, who's gonna know? They're in Tucson, we're here. 516 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,995 We could just show up looking like businesswomen. 517 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,237 Oh, my God! Oh! 518 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:27,239 Wait. Ohh. But if the people at the reunion see us drive up in a Nova... 519 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:30,033 won't they know we're not really businesswomen? 520 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,674 If you can make us the clothes... 521 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,633 I can get us the car. 522 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,959 Clear out, boys. I need to talk to Ramon. 523 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,877 Go! 524 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,679 Yes, cara m�a? 525 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,110 Michele and I have this high school reunion to go to... 526 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,879 and we need to show up in a really cool car. 527 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,912 - Yeah? - Todd told me that he gave you a really great deal... 528 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:15,398 - on an XJS convertible and that you're fixing it up. - Yeah? 529 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,956 So... 530 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,640 can I borrow your car? 531 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,320 Well, if I loan you my car... 532 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,079 what do I get? 533 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,909 - Uh, what do you want? - Ohh, Romy... 534 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,996 you know what I want. 535 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,999 Oh, forget it. I'm not going to have sex with you just to borrow your stupid car! 536 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,190 I gotta get something. 537 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,876 Okay. 538 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:49,279 Close the blinds, and we'll work something out. 539 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,755 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh, Ramon! 540 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,872 - Ohh, Ramon, ohh! Ohh! - Check this out. 541 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,753 - Oh, yes. Ohh. - Oh, yeah. 542 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,075 - Oh, man! - Ohh! Ohh! 543 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,873 Ohh, Ramon! Ohh, Ramon! 544 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,673 Ohh! Oh, yes. 545 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,836 You are Columbus, and I am America. 546 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,350 Discover me, Ramon! Just discover me. 547 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,995 Hey, uh-- Explosions. The earth is moving. 548 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:24,591 Explosions! The earth is moving! 549 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:28,952 Ah, ooh-- is that an earthquake? No, it's Ramon. 550 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:33,949 Is that an earthquake? No, it's Ramon! 551 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,230 Ahh! It's Ramon! 552 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:40,353 Man stallion, fill me with your giant love wand! 553 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,471 What? No, I'm sorry. I don't think so. 554 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,831 Well, say something nice about my penis! 555 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,191 Oh, Ramon, your penis is so powerful. I'm coming! 556 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,995 - Okay, thanks. Get off me now. - Aw, come on, wh-- 557 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,554 - You wanted it to be believable. - Aww. 558 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,468 I'm just a girl in the world 559 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:04,037 That's all that you'll let me be 560 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,597 Oh, I'm just a girl living in captivity 561 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,836 Oh, my God! You did it! 562 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:18,556 Yeah, I did. All right, let's get going. 563 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:22,036 Oh, this is gonna be so much fun. 564 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,390 - So, what'd you have to do to get it? - I had to give all the guys... 565 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,398 in the service department hand jobs. 566 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,432 Well, while you were doing that, I taped all the nostalgic songs... 567 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,870 from high school, to get us in the mood. 568 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,673 - Michele? - Huh? - I was kidding. 569 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,839 - What? - You actually think I would do something like that? 570 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,350 For a car? 571 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,119 - Okay, just get in. - Okay. 572 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,392 Hey, look what else I got us, little lady. 573 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,114 - Oh, my God. It's a flip phone! - Uh-huh. 574 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,196 - How'd you get this? - I bought it. 575 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,796 Okay. 576 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,717 - Are ya ready? - Ready. 577 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,274 Let's do it. 578 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,197 Tonight I gotta cut loose 579 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,117 - Footloose - Footloose! - Footloose! 580 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:23,595 - Kick off my Sunday shoes - Kick off my Sunday knees? 581 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:27,349 - Oowhee, Louise - I have no idea what the rest of the lyrics are. 582 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,313 - Me neither. Whoo! - Jack, get back 583 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,352 - Watch out, Tucson, here we come! - Come on before we crack 584 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,435 - Shit! - Aww. 585 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:47,557 - Loose your blues - Watch out, Tucson, here we come! - Everybody cut footloose 586 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:51,229 Footloose, footloose Kick off your Sunday shoes 587 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,237 - Shit! - Aww. 588 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,912 - Footloose - Whoo! 589 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,439 - You're playin' so cool - Whoo! - Whoo! 590 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,915 Obeyin' every rule 591 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,554 - Dig way down in your heart - Down in your art-- 592 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,875 - You're yearnin', burnin' - You're flurnin', burnin', earnin' 593 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,912 - Somebody to tell you - Somebody better tell you 594 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,271 - That life ain't passin' you by - You have one hell of an eye 595 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,479 - Everybody cut, everybody cut - Everybody cut, everybody cut 596 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,068 - Everybody cut, everybody cut - Everybody cut, everybody cut 597 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,156 - Everybody cut, everybody cut - Everybody cut, everybody cut 598 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,635 - Everybody, everybody cut footloose - Footloose 599 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:45,109 I got your picture I got your picture 600 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,595 I'd like a million of ya all to myself 601 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,154 I want a doctor to take a picture 602 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,714 So I can look at you from inside as well 603 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,549 - You got me turning up and turning down - Okay, I give up. What are you doing? 604 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,910 Pass this car. This kid is so obnoxious. 605 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,474 - Turning Japanese - Oh, my God. What is with that kid? 606 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,955 I don't know. He is sick! 607 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:11,279 Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so 608 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:16,030 Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so 609 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,754 Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so 610 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,269 Oh, I'm sorry. No. 611 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,358 No, not you. No. I was trying to scare your little boy. 612 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,350 Oh, my God. Are my lips that big? 613 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,713 Woke up this mornin' happy as can be 614 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,956 - Some more of that? - Yeah. 615 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,469 All right. Now, just remember, from this point on... 616 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:45,229 we are sophisticated, educated, successful career women. 617 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,989 Right. Okay. 618 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:52,749 God, this underwear is totally riding up my butt crack. 619 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,955 Yeah. Hello. Um, we need something to go. 620 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:03,790 - Okay. - Do you have some sort of businesswoman's special? 621 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,430 - Come again? - Well, we're businesswomen. 622 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:11,997 - Yeah. From L.A. - And you know some places have, like, a lunch special. 623 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,839 For businesswomen. 624 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,077 We don't have anything like that. 625 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,670 Well, then why don't you just give us, um, two burgers and fries and Diet Cokes... 626 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,076 - 'cause we're in a hurry. - Mm. We're due in Tucson later. 627 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,988 For a business thing. You know. 628 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,031 What kind of business you in? 629 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,838 I can't believe we never thought of what to say we did for a living. 630 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,520 Oh. Which one of these guys... 631 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,279 will I have sex with at the reunion? 632 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,556 Ooh! Casey Degan! 633 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,638 - Aaah! - Come on! Now, we're running out of time. 634 00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:01,949 I know. Why don't we say that we own our own company? 635 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,389 Ooh, good. Like what? 636 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:08,115 - Like, what if we invented something? - Like what? 637 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:12,392 Well, okay, l-l think it should be like something that-that everybody has heard about... 638 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,478 but-but nobody really knows who invented it. 639 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,670 Oh, my God! I've got it! Post-lts! 640 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,917 - Everybody knows what Post-lts are! - Yeah! 641 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,112 They're the little yellow things with the stickum on the back, right? 642 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,151 Okay. 643 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,033 Okay, we're-we're working in this advertising agency after college. 644 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,151 - Ooh, college! Good one! - Yeah. 645 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,352 And we have, like, this big, like, presentation... 646 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,277 to make to, like, a client. 647 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,073 - Hmm! - So-so-so we're, like, brainstorming... 648 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,714 and all of the sudden we're out of paper clips! 649 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:45,071 - Good! - And so, okay-- So then l, l, like-- 650 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,316 Okay, I say-- I say-- Okay-- 651 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,591 "Wouldn't it be great if there was, like, this, like, stickum on the back of this paper... 652 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:54,554 "so, like, it-it would just-- if I laid it on top of that other paper it would just stay... 653 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,477 you know, like, without a paper clip?" 654 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,158 - Yes! - Ahh! 655 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,396 So then you've got, like, this grandfather or this uncle... 656 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,034 that, like, has, like, a-- Iike a-- Iike a paper company or a paper mill... 657 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,038 and-and he's, like, really into it, and the rest is history! 658 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,435 Oh, my God! It is perfect! 659 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,518 Wow! Don't you think? 660 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,359 Well, yeah, but-- 661 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,358 - "Well, yeah, but" what? - I don't know. 662 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,472 I mean, it just sounds like you invented Post-lts all by yourself, you know. 663 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,956 -I mean, what did I do? -Well, it was your grandfather or uncle. 664 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,839 Yeah? 665 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,713 Okay, you know, so we could say that... 666 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,637 you were, like, the designer. 667 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,832 Like, I thought of them, but you thought of making them yellow. 668 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,320 Well, no, but it's like most of these people... 669 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,715 have, like, known us since elementary school. 670 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,593 I just think that you're more believable as a designer... 671 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:48,235 rather than as an inventor, you know? 672 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,999 - Uh-huh. - You're my lover 673 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,317 Not my rival 674 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,237 - What are you doing? - Look. 675 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,112 You're obviously pissed at me. 676 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:01,037 No. Uh-uh. Why should I be pissed at you? 677 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,151 Just because now I know how you really feel about me. 678 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,032 Oh, my God, I knew this would happen. 679 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,232 I mean, I try, for once, to be honest with you... 680 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,157 and it blows up in my face. 681 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,954 God! You wanna be honest? 682 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,833 Okay, good! Let's be honest! 683 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,957 I let you have the ideas! 684 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,036 - What? - Yeah, I let you have the ideas... 685 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,549 so you won't feel so bad that I'm cuter. 686 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:32,275 - You are not cuter, Michele. - I am so cuter. 687 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,789 It's, like, common knowledge, Romy. Everybody thinks so. 688 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,354 I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda. 689 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,835 That's ridiculous. You're the Rhoda. You're the Jewish one. 690 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,713 Oh, my God. I'm talking cuteness-wise, Romy, okay? 691 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,910 And cuteness-wise, I'm the Mary. 692 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:49,238 That's crazy! You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter! 693 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,749 Oh, proof? You want proof? Okay, fine. 694 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,314 - Who lost their virginity first? - Oh, big wow! 695 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,398 With your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it. 696 00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:01,877 Okay, so who always gets asked to dance first when we go to clubs, huh? 697 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,309 No wonder you couldn't find us boyfriends, Romy. 698 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,548 Well, so what? You can't even get a job! 699 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:15,468 - I carry you, Michele! Without me, you'd be lost! - That is such a lie! 700 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,353 Oh, yeah? Well, let's just see. Let's split up and see what happens. 701 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,471 W-What do you mean, split up? 702 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:24,275 When we get to Tucson, we're going our own separate ways. 703 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,231 Okay. Good. 704 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,157 Fine. I don't care. 705 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,918 - Fine! - Fine. 706 00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,110 As of Tucson, we're finished. 707 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,276 Well, drive fast! 708 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:29,353 Always something there to remind me 709 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,833 Wow. Billy Christianson? 710 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,150 Romy. Romy White. 711 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,590 No. No way. 712 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:54,870 My God, you-- you look fantastic. 713 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,675 I mean, l-- I never would have recognized you in a million years. 714 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,030 Thanks. 715 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:04,630 So, what have you been doin' since high school? 716 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,991 Well, believe it or not... 717 00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,236 I invented Post-lts. 718 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,439 So I told Prescott... 719 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,870 "You can either pay me the 150 or I am out of here. Bye-bye." 720 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:30,039 I mean, there are at least 12 other major markets that would put me on the air tomorrow. 721 00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,038 Wow. So you did it? You're an anchorwoman? 722 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,755 No. I'm a weather girl. 723 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,189 On the highest-rated 5:00 news in Tucson. 724 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,072 - Oh. - So... 725 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,749 Michele, what are you up to? 726 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:48,270 Uh, okay. Um, I invented Post-lts. 727 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,994 - You're kidding! - You must've made a fortune! 728 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,076 Well, yeah. 729 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,997 No offence, Michele... 730 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:58,078 but how in the world did you think of Post-lts? 731 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,957 Um... well... 732 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,877 uh... 733 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,434 And I invented them totally by myself. 734 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:13,348 I mean, all Michele did was say, "What about making them yellow?" 735 00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,237 Really? 736 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:27,310 - Actually, I invented a special kind of glue. - Oh, really? 737 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,034 Well, then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account... 738 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:34,199 of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you? 739 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,197 No. Um-- 740 00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:42,039 Well, ordinarily when you make glue... 741 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,357 first you need to thermoset your resin... 742 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:49,553 and then after it cools you mix in a, um, epoxide. 743 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,875 Which is really just a fancy-schmancy name... 744 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,151 for any simple, oxygenated adhesive, right? 745 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:59,193 But then I thought maybe-- just maybe-- you could raise the viscosity... 746 00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:03,199 by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process. 747 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,198 And it turns out, I was right. 748 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,195 Huh? I don't believe it. 749 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,676 You must be the most successful person in our graduating class. 750 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,598 Uh-huh. And you're not. Bye. 751 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:19,951 Always something there to remind me 752 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,997 This is so great. 753 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,477 Romy? 754 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,157 Can I ask you something? 755 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,713 Romy! You will not believe what just happened! 756 00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,149 Michele, can't you see that I am busy? 757 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,556 Fine. Okay, just forget it. 758 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,714 Whoa! Oh. Oww. 759 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,115 Oww. Oww. Oww. 760 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:02,639 Oh! 761 00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,228 Oh! Come on! 762 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,119 Oh, God! Are you all right? 763 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,754 - What do you think? - I am so sorry. 764 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:14,633 My-My-My driver didn't see you. 765 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,752 Please. Come. 766 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,429 I have boxes of Kleenex in my limo. 767 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,357 Let me make it up to you. 768 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:27,639 Okay. 769 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,993 Oh, my God. 770 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,476 - Here. Help yourself, Michele. - Thanks. 771 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,716 Wait. How do you know my name? 772 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,912 It's me, Michele. Sandy. 773 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,759 - Sandy Frink? - Uh-huh. 774 00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,189 But you're so dreamy. 775 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,117 Well, when I made my first million... 776 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:59,198 my present to myself was a new face. 777 00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,117 Okay, I'm not just saying this... 778 00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,356 but you really picked a good one. 779 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,391 Thanks. 780 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,916 I had this notebook... 781 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:13,033 with "Mrs Romy Christianson" written on it, like, about a thousand times. 782 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,833 Now you think I'm some sort of geek. 783 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,755 No. No. 784 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,872 No, not at all. 785 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,436 I'm flattered. 786 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,555 Hi, Billy. 787 00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,069 I've been lookin' all over for you. 788 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,677 You wanna dance once? 789 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,553 You know, for old times' sake. 790 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,950 No, thanks. 791 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,314 I owe this one to Romy. 792 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,192 Hey, you guys, they're about to announce the winners of the vote. 793 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,278 - Come on! - Vote? What vote? 794 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:31,075 - Let's go. We gotta get in there. - Okay. 795 00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:37,075 Wait, I can't find my top. 796 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:40,549 Where are you? 797 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,997 Hey, how you guys doin' tonight? 798 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:58,193 I bet, uh, everyone is as anxious... 799 00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,709 as I am to hear the results of the vote. 800 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,558 What vote? 801 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:07,276 The person voted Most Changed for the Better Since High School is-- 802 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,549 It's a tie. It's a tie. 803 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,797 The Most Changed for the Better Since High School are... 804 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,913 Romy White and Michele Weinberger. 805 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:29,238 Honey, go on up there and get your medal. 806 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,157 Okay. 807 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:34,511 How weird. I didn't even know we were voting. 808 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:57,276 Get me another daiquiri. 809 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,477 Here you go. 810 00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:13,033 Um, I'm sorry. I couldn't find my top. 811 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,431 Honey, that is beautiful. 812 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,036 May I take that for you, sir? 813 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,835 No, no, no. You leave me alone. 814 00:55:55,760 --> 00:56:00,436 Looking at your medal from the reunion again, dear? 815 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,353 You miss her, don't you? 816 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,237 Duh. 817 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:10,837 Michele... 818 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:18,269 have you been terribly unhappy with me all these years? 819 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,595 Oh, no. No, Sandy. 820 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:22,472 Oh, good. 821 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:26,036 I've just been lonely with no one to talk to. 822 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,955 Why don't you call her? 823 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,077 - Okay. - Yeah. 824 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,477 - Hello? - Billy Christianson? 825 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,717 Oh, no, no, I'm-l'm Billy Junior. 826 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,992 Oh, Billy, honey, is your mommy home? 827 00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:52,838 Well, yeah. 828 00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:56,396 Yeah, but, uh, she can't come to the phone right now. 829 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:58,317 She-She's on her deathbed. 830 00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,590 - Romy. - Oh, dear. 831 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:02,676 Billy, honey... 832 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:07,476 tell your mommy that Michele Weinberger-Frink... 833 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,397 is on the phone... 834 00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:13,479 and would very much like to speak with her. 835 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,875 No. 836 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,911 Not until you admit... 837 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:27,316 that I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda. 838 00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:30,840 I'm the Mary. 839 00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:32,757 I'm the Mary! 840 00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:37,829 I'm the-- You're a pasty hag on a deathbed. 841 00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:42,833 I'm the Mary. Everybody knows. 842 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,190 Way to go, honey. 843 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,995 Oh, God. 844 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,917 Oh, we're really here. 845 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,350 - Oh, God. - Good evening, sir. 846 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,471 Thanks for not waking me up, Romy. 847 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,875 God, what a bitch. 848 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,753 Don't get me wrong 849 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:36,075 If I'm looking kind of dazzled 850 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:41,831 I see neon lights 851 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,673 Whenever you walk by 852 00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,515 Don't get me wrong 853 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,792 - Hey, Romy White. - Hey. 854 00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:57,708 - Where's Michele? - I don't know. 855 00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:00,070 Um, anybody see Billy Christianson? 856 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,839 - Try the bar. - Thanks, man. 857 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,870 Don't get me wrong 858 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,549 Oh, excuse me, excuse me. You-you can't go in without a name tag. 859 00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,511 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 860 00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,517 Uh, Michele Weinberger. 861 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:21,031 Oh, my God, Michele Weinberger! My God, you look great! 862 00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,436 It's me, Toby. Oh, Toby Walters. 863 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,835 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 864 00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,030 Um, oh, here it is. Here is your name tag. 865 00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,310 And, um, Romy is already inside. 866 00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:34,955 - I could care less. I am not here with Romy. - You're kidding me. 867 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,230 No, we're not even friends any more. 868 00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:40,272 We had this big falling out over Post-lts. 869 00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,351 - Post-lts? - It's a long story. 870 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,277 - See ya. - W-W-- 871 00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,233 I'm only off to wander 872 00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,033 Across a moonlit night 873 01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:03,269 Once in a while 874 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,356 Two people meet 875 01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:09,359 Seemingly, for no reason they just pass on the street 876 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:14,315 Suddenly thundershowers everywhere 877 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,396 Who can explain the thunder and rain 878 01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,511 But there's somethin' in the air 879 01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:20,915 Ooh, excuse me. 880 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,871 Hi, Romy. How are you? 881 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,037 - Lisa Luder? - Yes. 882 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:29,914 So, where's the rest of the "A" group? 883 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,315 Oh, they're around here someplace. 884 01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,476 We sort of lost touch over the years. 885 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:38,479 Wow. Isn't it weird when you're not friends with your friends any more? 886 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:43,196 I mean, Michele and I just fell out of touch about two hours ago. 887 01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,117 Because she's selfish... 888 01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,435 and she always, like, devalues me. 889 01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,357 And I'm sick of it, you know? 890 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:55,794 God, you guys are easy to talk to. 891 01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,717 I invented Post-lts. 892 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,635 - You know, the yellow things with the stickum on the back? - Yes, I know what they are. 893 01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,399 So, uh, what are you up to? 894 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:10,399 I'm an associate fashion editor for Vogue. 895 01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:13,671 Wow! Wh-- Good job! 896 01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:16,917 Boy, I must have, like, every single issue of Vogue... 897 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,032 for the past ten years. 898 01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:23,197 Okay, well, it was very nice talking with you. 899 01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,390 Nice talking to you too. 900 01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:29,713 Okay, Romy. 901 01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,559 It might just be fantastic 902 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,429 Don't get me wrong 903 01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,677 It was so cute. 904 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,075 My mom gave us a new car seat for the baby. 905 01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:53,078 And when the box arrived, little Jake looks up at me and says... 906 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,191 "Mommy, is that the baby?" 907 01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:58,312 - Oh. - I wish. 908 01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,519 Hey, everyone. 909 01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:03,393 - And so we meet again. - Oh, hi. 910 01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:05,669 Romy White. 911 01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,917 You're the chubby girl. 912 01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:13,352 Oh, well, I was, but I haven't been for a really long time. 913 01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,914 So, what are all of you up to? 914 01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,793 Christie, in the yearbook you said that you wanted Jane Pauley's job. 915 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:21,753 Are you a big TV news anchorwoman now? 916 01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:25,236 Oh, no, I don't even watch TV any more. 917 01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:28,909 My priorities have changed since I became a mommy. 918 01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,429 Can you believe this is number three? 919 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,835 Wow, three kids. 920 01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,996 God, you must feel really tied down. 921 01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:40,911 Not at all. I feel very fulfilled. 922 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:44,749 Besides, Billy always wanted a big family. 923 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:50,033 - Billy Christianson? - Mm-hmm. 924 01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:53,072 - You married Billy Christianson? - Mm-hmm. 925 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,714 For almost ten years now. 926 01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:58,479 Billy's in real estate development. 927 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:03,155 So, how about you? Any kids? 928 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:05,757 Oh, uh, no. 929 01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:09,555 I just haven't had time, you know, what with running my own business and all. 930 01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:11,477 Your own business? 931 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:15,036 Yeah. I invented Post-lts. 932 01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,357 No, really. What do you do? 933 01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:23,832 That's what I do. I invented Post-lts. 934 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:26,872 Oh. You're kidding me. 935 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,590 Well, I've made a lot of money. 936 01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:34,632 Oh, you know who they say has made a ton of money? Sandy Frink. 937 01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:36,557 - The Frink-a-zoid? - Yeah. 938 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:40,229 He invented some special kind of rubber that's used in every tennis shoe in North America. 939 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,828 Hey, if anybody needs to make a call... 940 01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,394 I've got a phone. 941 01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:03,957 - Is Sandy Frink here? - Uh, no. 942 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,833 -Uh, you can't go in without a name tag. -Fuck off! 943 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:11,112 Heather Mooney? Oh, my God, you're exactly the same. 944 01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:13,674 Oh, my God. Heather Mooney is here? 945 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:18,670 This ought to be so good. 946 01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:24,235 Oh, God, don't look now. It's Heather Mooney. 947 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,999 - What? - Hello, Romy. 948 01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:29,509 Uh-- E-- Uh-- You-- 949 01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:33,076 Oh, uh-- Heather, you said you weren't coming. 950 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:36,590 Yeah, well, since Sandy and Michele aren't married-- 951 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,995 What a waste of a tank of gas, huh? 952 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,431 Okay, well, come on. I'll help you go find him. 953 01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:45,870 Uh, he's not here. I already asked Toby Dumbfuck. Obviously, I've interrupted. 954 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,798 Why don't you just go back to ignoring me like you did in high school? 955 01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:50,717 No, you can stay. 956 01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:54,958 We're just discussing our class success stories. So, what are you up to? 957 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,913 Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarettes? I invented the quick-burning paper. 958 01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:01,191 - Wow, we have a whole class full of inventors. - Meaning? 959 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:03,117 Oh, you know, Sandy Frink invented something too. 960 01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,993 - Hey, isn't that Sandy over there now? - What did Sandy invent? 961 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:10,477 - Some kind of rubber. - Romy here invented Post-lts. - You did not. 962 01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:11,589 - Yeah, I did. - You did not. 963 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:12,630 - Yeah, I did. - You did not. 964 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:13,988 Yeah, l-- Well, who did then? 965 01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,236 A guy named Art Fry from the 3M Corp. 966 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:18,715 We studied it in business school. 967 01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:22,999 You're kidding me. 968 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:25,714 You just made all that up? 969 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:41,200 Oh, God, you are so weird. 970 01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:44,796 - Why don't you just leave her alone? - Michele. 971 01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:47,957 Oh, it's the back brace girl. 972 01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:50,674 - Hi, back brace girl. - Hi, back brace girl. 973 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:53,553 Oh, shut up. 974 01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:55,636 And what are you picking on us for anyway? 975 01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:58,035 We are not the ones who got fat. 976 01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:00,913 We're pregnant, you half-wit. 977 01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,793 Oh, yeah, well... 978 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,957 I hope your babies look like monkeys. 979 01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:08,911 Come on, Romy. 980 01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:24,396 - Oh, Romy. - Oh, please, go away. Just leave me alone. 981 01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:28,432 Why did I even come back here? 982 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:31,120 Well, you know what? There are worse things than telling some dumb story... 983 01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,117 and having everybody laugh at you. 984 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:38,519 - Like what? - Like losing your best friend. 985 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,437 You know? I mean, I had the worst dream, Romy. 986 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:44,678 I dreamt that we weren't friends and we were really, really old. 987 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,360 But I mean, like, we were, like, really, really old. 988 01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,436 And-And we weren't friends. 989 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,517 I can't stand that we're mad at each other. 990 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,473 Okay, I'm sorry I said all those things. 991 01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:00,319 You're as cute as me. You are. 992 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:04,069 And-And in some cultures, maybe cuter. 993 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:06,509 I'm sorry too. 994 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:10,633 I shouldn't have said that you weren't smart enough to invent Post-lts. 995 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:13,513 Well, I mean, maybe I'm not. 996 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:17,349 Although in my dream, I did know the formula for glue. 997 01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:23,110 So, are we friends again? 998 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,637 Well, duh. 999 01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:30,711 Okay. 1000 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,637 And you know what, it doesn't even matter... 1001 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:35,832 that we told, like, what, four people some dumb lie. 1002 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:38,190 Who cares? 1003 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,880 Hi, everybody. 1004 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:44,117 Settle down. Hi. 1005 01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:47,710 I'm Christie Masters-Christianson. 1006 01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:53,033 I have been asked to formally welcome you all... 1007 01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:56,675 to Sagebrush High's ten-year reunion. 1008 01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:06,431 We have come a long way in the past ten years. 1009 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:09,393 Our own Lisa Luder is helping set the style for the country... 1010 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,034 as a fashion editor for "Vogue" magazine. 1011 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:23,074 And Travis McKinney is in his fifth year... 1012 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:26,317 as a member of the Dallas Cowboys football team. 1013 01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:31,310 And... 1014 01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:33,715 Romy and Michele claimed... 1015 01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:36,434 they invented Post-lts. 1016 01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,717 All I ever wanted was for people to think... 1017 01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:59,637 that we were better than we were in high school. 1018 01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:02,991 And now we're just a stupid joke, just like we always were. 1019 01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,274 No, Romy. 1020 01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:10,157 Can I tell you the truth? 1021 01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:15,070 I never knew that we weren't that great in high school. 1022 01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:17,475 I mean, we always had so much fun together. 1023 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,511 I thought high school was a blast. 1024 01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:22,677 And until you told me that our lives weren't good enough... 1025 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:26,190 I thought everything since high school was a blast. 1026 01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:28,914 I think we should go back out there as ourselves... 1027 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,793 and just have fun like we always do. 1028 01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:33,831 The hell with everyone else. 1029 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:36,633 I don't think I can. 1030 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:39,832 Well, do you think you can stop being such a baby? 1031 01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:42,877 God, I feel like I've been, like... 1032 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,797 chasing you all over this reunion. 1033 01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:46,717 We have come all this way. 1034 01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:51,311 Now we are going to enjoy ourselves whether you like it or not. 1035 01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:55,228 God, Michele, I've never seen this side of your personality before. 1036 01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:57,237 You're so bossy and domineering. 1037 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:02,713 - I like it. - Me too. 1038 01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:11,388 She's got it 1039 01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:14,273 Yeah, baby she's got it 1040 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,269 - I don't believe it. - What? 1041 01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:20,719 They're ba-ack. 1042 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:24,759 Well, I'm your Venus 1043 01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:26,677 - Nice outfits. - I'm your fire 1044 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,553 Post-lts must be really lucrative. 1045 01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:39,000 - Are you sure you want to do this? - Oh, yeah, Michele, I am so sure. 1046 01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:43,914 What the hell is your problem, Christie? 1047 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:46,315 Why are you always such a nasty bitch? 1048 01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:50,679 Do you get some kind of sick pleasure from torturing other people? 1049 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:54,190 I mean, yeah, okay, so Michele and I did make up some lame story. 1050 01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:56,914 We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings. 1051 01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:58,837 But you know what I finally realized? 1052 01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:01,918 I don't care if you like us 'cause we don't like you. 1053 01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:03,837 You're a bad person with an ugly heart... 1054 01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:06,713 and we don't give a flying fuck what you think. 1055 01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,834 - Come on, Michele. - Okay. 1056 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:17,599 And, yeah. 1057 01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:20,632 It's unbelievable. They're as deluded about their lives... 1058 01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:22,716 as they are about those hideous clothes. 1059 01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:27,632 Actually, Christie, they've got nice lines... 1060 01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:29,876 a fun, frisky use of colour. 1061 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:34,152 All in all, I'd have to say they're really not bad. 1062 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:47,155 Well, we still think they're ridiculous. 1063 01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:49,077 Don't we, girls? 1064 01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:58,032 Why don't you just let them think for themselves for once? 1065 01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:00,549 You're just jealous... 1066 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:05,754 because unlike a certain ball-busting, dried-up career woman I might mention... 1067 01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,155 we're all happily married. 1068 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:10,350 That's right, Christie. 1069 01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:12,471 Keep telling yourself that. 1070 01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:26,999 - I do love those outfits. - Yeah, sure do. 1071 01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:28,951 - Oh, great. - Thanks. 1072 01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:30,991 Michele made them. 1073 01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:34,829 Well, I just sewed them. We both designed them. 1074 01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,520 - Fifty-fifty. - Wow. - Yeah. 1075 01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:39,278 That's so cool. 1076 01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:42,717 Well, it's been really terrific seeing all of you. 1077 01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:44,910 - Come on, Michele. - Oh, okay, bye. 1078 01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:46,790 Hi. 1079 01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:52,592 I am sorry that I blew your big lie for you. 1080 01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:56,269 Hey, that's okay. It was better this way anyway. 1081 01:12:56,400 --> 01:13:00,439 It's ironic, isn't it? I really thought you guys had it made in high school. 1082 01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,152 - Us? - Yes, you. 1083 01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:04,953 With your long hair and your long legs... 1084 01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:07,116 walkin' on your legs, flippin' your hair. 1085 01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:09,071 I can't compete with that. You made Sandy crazy. 1086 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,668 And the whole time you were makin' my life hell... 1087 01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:14,189 the "A" group was making your life hell; I didn't know. 1088 01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:18,677 You know what? I bet in high school everybody made somebody's life hell. 1089 01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:22,873 Mm-mmm, not me. Never had the opportunity to make anyone's life hell. 1090 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:26,356 You know what? I bet that's not true. You were really unpleasant. 1091 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:28,277 - You think? - Oh, yeah. God. 1092 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,516 Heather? Oh, I'm off duty. 1093 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,200 Um, since you never got around to it in high school... 1094 01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:35,788 I was wondering if you could sign my yearbook. 1095 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:38,912 And, uh, please don't tell me to fuck off... 1096 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:40,917 because it really hurts my feelings. 1097 01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:45,277 - I hurt your feelings? - Yeah, all the time. 1098 01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:48,153 Tremendous! That's tremendous! 1099 01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:50,714 Go get your stupid yearbook. I would be happy to sign it. 1100 01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:54,469 Okay, great. I'll-l'll be right back, okay? 1101 01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:57,319 Michele, I think maybe we should leave. 1102 01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:59,829 There is no way this reunion is gonna get any better. 1103 01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:04,795 Hey, everybody, Sandy Frink just landed in a helicopter! 1104 01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:07,836 Sandy Frink has a helicopter? 1105 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:09,712 Yeah. Apparently he's worth, like, millions. 1106 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:13,230 He invented some kind of special rubber or something. 1107 01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:15,828 Like for condoms? 1108 01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:23,233 Whoa-ohh-ohh 1109 01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:30,191 The hot summer night 1110 01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:32,595 Fell like a net 1111 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:38,358 I've gotta find my baby yet 1112 01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:42,998 You think I'm cute 1113 01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:46,237 A little bit shy 1114 01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:50,911 Mama, I ain't that kind of guy 1115 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:55,352 That's Sandy Frink? What the hell was I thinking? 1116 01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:56,879 Whoa-ohh-ohh 1117 01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:03,317 Sandy, hi. 1118 01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:05,431 - Doctor, Doctor, give me the news - You look so rich. 1119 01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:09,553 - I got a bad case of lovin' you - I mean, great. 1120 01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:11,796 No pill's gonna cure my ill 1121 01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:17,358 I got a bad case of lovin' you 1122 01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:21,030 Michele. 1123 01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:26,075 - After all these years, you still take my breath away. - Thanks. 1124 01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:29,510 So you must be, like, the most successful person... 1125 01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:31,471 in our entire graduating class. 1126 01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:35,952 Well, I guess that depends on how you define "success." 1127 01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:39,629 If, to you, success means having a house in Aspen... 1128 01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:43,435 one in Acapulco, a penthouse in New York, a mansion in Malibu... 1129 01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:46,074 a 60-foot yacht, an eight-seat Windstar... 1130 01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:49,078 a Bell Jet Ranger, a Bentley, a personal trainer, a full-time chef... 1131 01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:50,997 a live-in masseuse and a staff of 24... 1132 01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:53,236 then, yeah... 1133 01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:55,351 I guess I am successful. 1134 01:15:57,040 --> 01:16:00,237 But no matter how much I accumulate... 1135 01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:03,477 there's still one thing I just don't have. 1136 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,192 Your own country? 1137 01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:10,316 I don't have you, Michele. 1138 01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:15,837 Will you dance with me? 1139 01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:21,350 Only if Romy can dance with us. 1140 01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:23,277 Sure. 1141 01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:43,196 Lying in my bed 1142 01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:47,996 I hear the clock tick and think of you 1143 01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:50,873 Caught up in circles 1144 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:54,834 Confusion is nothing new 1145 01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:58,873 Flashback Warm nights 1146 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,992 Almost left behind 1147 01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:05,908 Suitcase of memories 1148 01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:10,397 Time after Sometimes you picture me 1149 01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:14,195 I'm walkin' too far ahead 1150 01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:17,232 You're callin' to me 1151 01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:21,399 I can't hear what you've said 1152 01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:25,559 Then you say "Go slow" 1153 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:28,752 I fall behind 1154 01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:31,348 The second hand unwinds 1155 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:35,837 If you're lost, you can look and you will find me 1156 01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:38,554 Time after time 1157 01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:42,832 If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting 1158 01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:45,554 Time after time 1159 01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:49,992 If you're lost, you can look and you will find me 1160 01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:52,429 Time after time 1161 01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:54,357 If you fall I will catch you 1162 01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:57,040 - I'll be waiting - I will be waiting 1163 01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:58,673 Time after time 1164 01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:02,517 Time after time 1165 01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:06,196 Time after time 1166 01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:10,672 Time after time 1167 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:13,075 Time after time 1168 01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:16,631 See, I told you it would pay off... 1169 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:19,035 to go to those clubs every night. 1170 01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:25,069 Come on. 1171 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:31,439 Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 1172 01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:33,391 What do you want? 1173 01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:36,910 You were right. I was a brain-dead, redneck asshole. 1174 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:38,996 Although I never screwed a sheep or my sister. 1175 01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:41,190 Why not? Couldn't catch 'em? 1176 01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:45,233 I guess I deserve that. I was a jerk. 1177 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:48,757 But I was so miserable in high school... 1178 01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:51,758 I don't think I spoke more than two words the entire time. 1179 01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:55,793 I just couldn't breathe there, you know? 1180 01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:58,195 Plus, I had this really bad stutter. 1181 01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:03,116 Listen, you, uh, wanna go somewhere quiet? 1182 01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:05,231 Somewhere where we can talk? 1183 01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:08,636 - You-You wanna talk to me? - Yeah. 1184 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,036 Okay, cowboy, I don't know what your trip is... 1185 01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:14,993 - but if this is some kind of a sick game-- - What? No. 1186 01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:17,714 If you fuck with me in any way, I will rip... 1187 01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:20,957 each and every appendage from your body, starting with your dick, capisce? 1188 01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:25,869 Look, I j-just w-wanted to talk. 1189 01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:30,676 Okay. 1190 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,631 What the hell. 1191 01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:35,079 What is your name? 1192 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:36,997 - Clarence. - I like your hat, Clarence. 1193 01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:38,951 - Thank you. - Pick up the pace. 1194 01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:51,554 You wait here. I'll prep my chopper. 1195 01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:53,477 - Okay. - All right. 1196 01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:57,959 Oh, my God, somebody's puking in the bushes. 1197 01:19:58,080 --> 01:19:59,877 Eeewww! 1198 01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:04,916 Hey, how you guys doin'? 1199 01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:07,119 Billy? 1200 01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:11,630 - Chubbo? - The name is Romy. 1201 01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:15,191 Romy and Michele. 1202 01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:21,192 So, weren't you guys, like, totally in love with me in high school? 1203 01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:23,356 She was. 1204 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,116 You wanna get a room? 1205 01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:34,470 But you're married. 1206 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:37,876 - To Christie. - Yeah, but you've got children... 1207 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:41,037 and you're a successful real estate developer. 1208 01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:46,036 I do drywall for her old man's construction company. 1209 01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:49,709 And-And you know this new kid? Don't even know if he's mine. 1210 01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:53,277 So-- 1211 01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:55,595 How about that room? 1212 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:01,917 Okay. 1213 01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:06,314 Why don't you go and get that room? 1214 01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:09,876 Go and wash your face and take off all your clothes... 1215 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,956 and I'll be up there in five minutes. 1216 01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:13,718 All right! 1217 01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:18,515 Your fantasy is gonna come true... 1218 01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:20,596 tonight. 1219 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:24,116 - See you later. - Ugh-- Okay. 1220 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:35,158 - God. - Now he's gonna see what it feels like to wait. 1221 01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:37,999 - That's such a good one. - Ladies. 1222 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:45,194 - God, can you believe we're going home in a helicopter? - I know. It's so cool. 1223 01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:48,710 I just wish everybody inside the reunion would come out and see us lift off. 1224 01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,319 Ohh! 1225 01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:52,237 Thank you. 1226 01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:57,033 Oh. 1227 01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:06,671 Oh, my God! I'm so glad you didn't bring your big notebook with you. 1228 01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:08,392 Michele. 1229 01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:12,069 Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth 1230 01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:15,954 Ooh, heaven is a place on earth 1231 01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:19,470 They say in heaven love comes first 1232 01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,831 We'll make heaven a place on earth 1233 01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:26,350 Ooh, heaven is a place on earth 1234 01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:29,756 Billy. Billy! 1235 01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:32,269 Billy, where are you? 1236 01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:36,716 Billy. Damn it. Damn it! 1237 01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,190 Oh, my God. Is that Heather? 1238 01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:47,993 Go for it, Heather! 1239 01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:51,317 Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth 1240 01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,949 Ooh, heaven is a place on earth 1241 01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:58,550 They say in heaven love comes first 1242 01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:00,477 Thanks for stopping by. 1243 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:02,511 Yeah. Enjoy your fashions. 1244 01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:04,437 Have a Romy and Michele day. 1245 01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:06,994 - That was a good one. - Thanks. 1246 01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:09,350 I cannot believe how busy we've been. 1247 01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:13,189 I know. Hey, maybe we can pay back Sandy this week. 1248 01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:16,153 Um, I think we're about, like, two years away from that. 1249 01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:18,999 Oh. Okay. 1250 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:28,590 Heather, um, has anyone ever told you that smoking can kill you? 1251 01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:31,757 No. No one. Thank you. 1252 01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:34,348 Okay, but if you burn it, you bought it. 1253 01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:36,869 Like I give a shit. I look like an asshole. 1254 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,150 What? Nuh-uh. You look totally cute. 1255 01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:43,637 This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy. 1256 01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:45,990 Okay, I don't even know what you're talking about because of those words... 1257 01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:47,917 but come here. 1258 01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:50,998 - Ow! - God, that has been bugging me. 1259 01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:54,715 - Stay away from my bikini area. - Um, okay. 1260 01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:57,877 - I'm in a rush. Ring it up if you must. - Okay. 1261 01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:59,956 Let me have the tag, please. 1262 01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:01,877 Thank you. 1263 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,797 You really do look cute. 1264 01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:10,115 - You know what? - Huh? 1265 01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:14,313 Despite that surly demeanour, I think we've just given her a big gift. 1266 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:16,556 Okay, I mean, to give someone... 1267 01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:20,116 Iike Heather Mooney the chance to express herself through fashion-- 1268 01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:22,549 We could've really changed her life. 1269 01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:25,638 Yeah. For me though, it's like... 1270 01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:28,513 I've given birth to my own baby girl, you know? 1271 01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:30,596 Only she's, like, a big giant girl... 1272 01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:33,473 who smokes and says "shit" a lot. 1273 01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:36,433 - You know? - Yeah. 1274 01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:40,075 - Yeah. Let's fold scarves! - Okay. 1275 01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:44,317 - You know what, Michele? - Huh? 1276 01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:46,829 I think you are, like, the funnest person I know. 1277 01:24:46,960 --> 01:24:49,076 Me too. With you. 1278 01:24:57,560 --> 01:25:00,438 See the people walkin' down the street 1279 01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:03,472 Fall in line Just watchin' all the feet 1280 01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:06,034 They don't know where everyone can go 1281 01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:08,469 But they're walkin' in time 1282 01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:11,160 They got the beat They got the beat 1283 01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:15,637 They got the beat Yeah, they got the beat 1284 01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:24,752 All the kids just gettin' out of school 1285 01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:27,792 They can't wait to hang out and be cool 1286 01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:30,036 Hang around till quarter after twelve 1287 01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:32,754 That's when they fall in line 1288 01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:35,155 They got the beat They got the beat 1289 01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:39,956 Kids got the beat Yeah, kids got the beat 1290 01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:01,037 Go Go music really makes us dance 1291 01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:04,072 In the crowd it puts us in a trance 1292 01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:06,316 We want to So just give us a chance 1293 01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:09,034 That's when we fall in line 1294 01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:11,594 'Cause we got the beat We got the beat 1295 01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:16,236 We got the beat Yeah, we got it 1296 01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:19,677 We got the beat 1297 01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:24,112 - We got the beat - Everybody get out your feet 1298 01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:27,118 - We got the beat - We know you can dance to the beat 1299 01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:30,312 - We got the beat - Jump back, kick 'round 1300 01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:33,113 - We got the beat - 'Round and 'round and 'round 1301 01:26:33,240 --> 01:26:35,993 - Whoo! - We got the beat 1302 01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:39,078 - We got the beat - We got the beat 1303 01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:41,316 - We got the beat - We got the beat 1304 01:26:41,440 --> 01:26:44,273 - We got the beat, We got the beat - We got the beat 1305 01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:46,595 - We got the beat - We got the beat