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Thank you, sir. Next.

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Good day, chap. Wallace Ritchie.

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Passport, please.

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Just flown over from America.
I'm an American.

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It's a new passport.
It's not a very good picture.

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- I have a better picture.
- That won't be necessary, sir.

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You've got a great accent.
Are you from here?

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What is the purpose of your visit
to this country, sir?

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Today is my birthday.

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Happy birthday, sir.

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Thank you.

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My brother sent me money this year, so
I thought I'd come over and surprise him.

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He works in the Featherstone Finch bank.
James Ritchie.

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Do you know him?

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Good evening. Guten Abend.

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Guten Abend.

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Sch�n, dich zu sehen.

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Sch�n, dich zu sehen.

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Very good. Sehr gut.

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How long will you be staying
in this country?

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That's a very good question.

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Yes, I thought so, too.

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I'd like to see everything but not have
people know I'm a tourist, you know?

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Featherstone Finch believes that...

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...one of our major strengths, if not
our major strength, is our diversity...

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Is our diversification.

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I want to see where the blitz was.
I've seen the film and its incredible.

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- Half a day.
- I want to try that meat pudding.

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I want to take a double-decker bus.

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Half a day.

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Good night, Garrett.

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I want to see the queen riding a horse.
I want to get a suit made.

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Okay. Three weeks.

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Welcome to Great Britain, Mr. Ritchie.

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Thanks very much. And it's Wallace...

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David.

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- Which door is England?
- That one there.

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Stupid cow.

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Stupid cow.

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Stand by. The client's in position.

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Okay, look. He's nervous. He's nervous,
so I want plenty of energy, please.

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Be generous.

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Stand by the phone, Des.

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And dial.

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And curtain up.

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- You stupid cow!
- Please, mister, you've got to help me!

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- Give it up, ma'am!
- Leave me alone!

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I'm on the phone across the street!
You can see me in the window!

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- You've got to help me!
- Who are you on the phone to?

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None of your business.

51
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Who are you talking to?

52
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Look who it is. It's your favorite john.

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Go on.

54
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Tell him not to talk to you like that.

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Come on, come on.

56
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What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?

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- Tell him to piss off.
- Look, this has gone quite far enough.

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- And?
- The way you're treating...

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Des.

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Des...

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What do you know about it?

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It isn't the way a man should behave...

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Otto.

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What I'm saying is...

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- I don't like him!
- Don't push your luck!

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He's got a black belt. Haven't you?
Go on, tell him.

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Yes. I've got a black belt in karate.

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Karate chop this, then!

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- What're you going to do now?
- Put the gun away!

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Put it down!

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- Put it down or we'll have to take you in!
- Who called the police? Was it you?

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Want to take me?

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Do you? Stay there.
You're going to have to catch me!

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Come on!

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Second police unit. They just left
the building and are heading towards you.

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I will follow at a discreet distance.
Stand by, man with dog.

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Exciting stuff.

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Tickets aren't cheap...

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...but neither are the thrills in
London's interactive theater experience:

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The Theater of Life.

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There are real streets, real rooms.

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If you've got a sense of adventure,
you can be a real star for a night.

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You don't even have to learn lines.

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With help from your fellow actors,
you improvise as you go along.

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Our major strength is diversification.

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My God, that can't be them.

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Consuela, the door, the door.

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- I ordered some more champagne.
- I better go.

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Our major strength is diversity.

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Our major strength is diversification.

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We've got our fingers in many pies.

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Sis!

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Let's have a hug.

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Look at you.

95
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You're a sweet little pocket-rocket.
What fun!

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I thought he had an uptight English gal.

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I'm Mrs. Ritchie. Can I help you?

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You're Barbara?

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I'm Mrs. Ritchie and this is our maid.

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Is that champagne?

101
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No, it's some shirts and socks
and a few pairs of jeans.

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Oh, my God!

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I know this guy.

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Look at you!

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Look at you.
You're still the ugly brother, thank God.

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Barbara, this is my brother, Wallace.

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- Hello. Pleased to meet you.
- Sorry to scare you.

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What're you doing here?

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Today's my birthday.
I thought you might not remember...

110
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...so I came over to get my presents here.

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How lovely. Set another place for dinner.

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Great idea.

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No, no, bad idea.

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Wally can't be here tonight.

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Why? He seems very sweet.

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He is sweet.

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Yeah, but...?

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He's not the kind of guy
you drop into a boring business dinner.

119
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With Wally, you need a sense of humor.

120
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- And we have Germans coming for dinner.
- Exactly.

121
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Still, they might find him interesting,
being in the film industry.

122
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It's not exactly the film industry.

123
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It is and it isn't. It is.

124
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I'm with Blockbuster in Des Moines.

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So you're not a producer.

126
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Not exactly.

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- Not at all, really.
- No way.

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- It's just something I say.
- We all say it.

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- It's something I say.
- A joke.

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We'll just get rid of you for the night.

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No, we won't. Not tonight.
It's his birthday.

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Get rid of him, now.

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What would he like?

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Drama or a musical?

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He likes it all. He wanted to be an actor.

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He got the lead in our high school play,
but on opening night he...

137
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I never thought anybody could forget so
much so fast without a blow to the head.

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Damn, then this won't work.

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Theater of Life. It's on TV now.

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One of those
audience-participation things.

141
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No, that sounds really embarrassing.

142
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Pity. It's three and a half hours long.

143
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It sounds really embarrassing.

144
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This is London. This is theater land.
This is the hottest ticket in town.

145
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I won't have to go on stage, will I?

146
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They call you, tell you who you are,
where to go and help make up the rest.

147
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There's nothing even to forget.
Can I see the hat?

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I wish we could hang out.
It's my birthday.

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I tell you what...

150
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I was saving these for the dinner party.
Ambassadors.

151
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The finest smokes you can buy. You and I
will fire them up when you get back.

152
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Havana.

153
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- Birthday cigars.
- That's them.

154
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It's early.

155
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I already laid out �117.50.

156
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- What's that in real money?
- Pick up the phone.

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Spenser.

158
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They want Spenser.

159
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That's your character name.
Go on, say something back. Go on.

160
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- Hello.
- Number 6 Bishops Mews.

161
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The back door is open.
The girl is upstairs.

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Radio contact only from now on.

163
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And Spenser, this time...

164
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...remember to flush. Out.

165
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What'd they say?

166
00:10:27,105 --> 00:10:28,538
Remember to flush.

167
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They were supposed
to give you an address.

168
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6 Bishops Mews, England.

169
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That's right around the corner. Come on.
I'll drop you off. It's gonna be great.

170
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Speak.

171
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- Help me! He's going to kill me!
- Give me that phone!

172
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,800
- Who is this?
- I'm in the flat across the street!

173
00:11:00,872 --> 00:11:04,330
You can see me in the window!
Help me, please!

174
00:11:07,111 --> 00:11:10,103
Liar! You stupid cow!

175
00:11:10,181 --> 00:11:12,672
You lay one finger on me
and I'm calling the police.

176
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,651
Call the police now, then! Go on!

177
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,918
Bang on cue, your favorite john.

178
00:11:19,023 --> 00:11:22,424
Johnny, tell him
he can't talk to you like that.

179
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Tell him to go to hell.

180
00:11:26,064 --> 00:11:27,929
Tell him anything you want.

181
00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:31,302
Yeah, tell me anything you want!
Come on!

182
00:11:31,469 --> 00:11:35,769
Do you know what your problem is,
apart from being a really ugly bastard?

183
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Come on! You big pansy!

184
00:11:39,410 --> 00:11:41,640
Give us your best shot, mouseballs!

185
00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:50,978
Excuse me, are...?

186
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Hello.

187
00:11:54,792 --> 00:11:57,818
Why have we stopped, people?
Is there a problem?

188
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- Break a leg. Gotta go.
- Okay, later.

189
00:12:00,031 --> 00:12:01,498
All right. Have fun.

190
00:12:01,566 --> 00:12:04,000
Wait. What am I supposed
to do when this is over?

191
00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:06,366
- I have no idea where I am.
- Take my phone.

192
00:12:06,437 --> 00:12:09,600
When the show's over, around 11:30,
don't worry, call me.

193
00:12:09,674 --> 00:12:12,939
I'll pick you up and we'll smoke
those Ambassadors by midnight.

194
00:12:13,011 --> 00:12:16,105
- Gotta be my birthday so 11:59, the latest.
- 11:59.

195
00:12:16,514 --> 00:12:18,243
Knock them dead, big brother.

196
00:12:18,316 --> 00:12:20,648
There'll be bodies all over the place.

197
00:12:32,530 --> 00:12:34,020
Have you got any spare change?

198
00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:35,998
I don't have any of your money yet.

199
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,500
You sure about that?

200
00:12:38,202 --> 00:12:41,399
No, I'm not. I'll give you what I have.
I do have American money.

201
00:12:41,472 --> 00:12:43,770
It's just as good. Here.

202
00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:56,546
I'm sorry.

203
00:12:56,621 --> 00:12:58,316
Nobody told me it already started.

204
00:12:58,389 --> 00:13:03,019
All right, then, just go back to "Give me
your money" or whatever the heck.

205
00:13:03,261 --> 00:13:04,922
Just give me money or I'll cut you!

206
00:13:04,996 --> 00:13:06,987
Let me just do my line, first.

207
00:13:10,234 --> 00:13:13,328
Please don't kill me.
I'll give you all the money I got.

208
00:13:13,404 --> 00:13:16,532
I'll give you everything. I got no jewelry.

209
00:13:16,574 --> 00:13:18,474
I just got a couple of kids.

210
00:13:18,543 --> 00:13:22,502
They're expecting me
to come home tonight.

211
00:13:22,747 --> 00:13:26,740
They don't want to see their daddy
dead on the street.

212
00:13:27,585 --> 00:13:29,348
I don't want to kill you.

213
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,529
I'm sorry. I was not prepared
for any of this stuff.

214
00:13:38,863 --> 00:13:40,455
Just give me the money!

215
00:13:41,599 --> 00:13:42,588
One more.

216
00:13:45,136 --> 00:13:48,833
It's getting so that decent people can't
even go out on the street anymore...

217
00:13:48,906 --> 00:13:54,310
...without scum like you trying to step on
whatever's decent in this world.

218
00:13:54,479 --> 00:13:55,969
But, you know something?

219
00:13:56,047 --> 00:13:59,642
Your type are just going
to be the kind of crap...

220
00:13:59,817 --> 00:14:02,980
...that sticks to the bottom
of a good man's loafer.

221
00:14:05,356 --> 00:14:10,453
I am stinking the place up. Take the wallet
and let's go on to the next scene.

222
00:14:12,797 --> 00:14:14,025
Come on.

223
00:14:14,298 --> 00:14:15,788
Take the money.

224
00:14:16,134 --> 00:14:18,295
You take it. He's a bloody nutter.

225
00:14:20,738 --> 00:14:23,798
Come back with my wallet! Stop!
Thieves!

226
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,810
I know how much is in there!
I want it back after.

227
00:14:32,817 --> 00:14:34,682
Herr Schuster and Frau Schuster.

228
00:14:34,752 --> 00:14:36,720
My wife, Felicity, you know.

229
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,153
How do you do?

230
00:14:38,423 --> 00:14:39,685
Wonderful to see you again.

231
00:14:39,757 --> 00:14:42,783
Rupert Witherington,
our chief overseas expert.

232
00:14:42,894 --> 00:14:44,657
- How do you do?
- His wife, Fiona.

233
00:14:44,729 --> 00:14:46,162
- Delighted.
- Sylvia.

234
00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,788
How nice to meet you.

235
00:14:48,766 --> 00:14:50,028
My darling daughter, Barbara.

236
00:14:50,101 --> 00:14:52,001
So pleased you could come.

237
00:14:52,069 --> 00:14:54,867
- Pleased to meet you.
- My son-in-law, and our host:

238
00:14:55,406 --> 00:14:56,430
James Ritchie.

239
00:14:56,507 --> 00:14:58,031
- Guten Abend.
- Guten Abend.

240
00:14:58,109 --> 00:14:59,269
Sch�n, dich zu sehen.

241
00:14:59,343 --> 00:15:01,106
Pleased to meet you, too.

242
00:15:01,179 --> 00:15:03,079
- Mr. Ritchie.
- Yes?

243
00:15:03,281 --> 00:15:05,442
Your brother's on the telephone.

244
00:15:09,754 --> 00:15:11,153
Please don't tell me it's over.

245
00:15:11,222 --> 00:15:12,314
I just got mugged.

246
00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:17,191
Two guys with knives took my wallet.
I got nervous, they were so nervous.

247
00:15:17,361 --> 00:15:19,295
- I can't talk now.
- I can't talk either.

248
00:15:19,363 --> 00:15:20,625
I got a scene with the girl.

249
00:15:20,698 --> 00:15:23,428
Great. Do it with the girl
and have a wonderful time.

250
00:15:23,501 --> 00:15:24,763
See you later.

251
00:15:30,374 --> 00:15:31,966
How you doing...

252
00:15:32,677 --> 00:15:33,701
...man?

253
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,378
Gilbert...

254
00:15:44,489 --> 00:15:46,252
...l've made the martinis!

255
00:15:51,128 --> 00:15:54,120
Be a good boy and bring them up to me.

256
00:16:49,854 --> 00:16:51,719
Gilbert sent you, didn't he?

257
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,285
Yes, he did.

258
00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:56,792
You American?

259
00:16:57,728 --> 00:16:59,958
What are you? CIA? Mafia?

260
00:17:01,198 --> 00:17:02,358
Both.

261
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:07,297
I wondered what death would look like.
I didn't think he'd look like you.

262
00:17:08,573 --> 00:17:09,801
Too scary?

263
00:17:13,144 --> 00:17:17,547
You gonna bring me that martini
or must I suck it from the glass from here?

264
00:17:17,682 --> 00:17:19,741
No, I'll bring it over.

265
00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:25,288
Do you think I look silly in this outfit?

266
00:17:25,356 --> 00:17:27,415
I could take it off, if you'd like.

267
00:17:30,261 --> 00:17:31,250
No.

268
00:17:32,196 --> 00:17:34,027
It's good silly.

269
00:17:35,099 --> 00:17:36,999
And do I get a last request?

270
00:17:38,235 --> 00:17:40,226
You mean like a cigarette or something?

271
00:17:40,304 --> 00:17:42,772
I had something more substantial in mind.

272
00:17:45,176 --> 00:17:46,302
A cigar?

273
00:17:46,911 --> 00:17:48,742
Now you're boasting.

274
00:17:54,118 --> 00:17:57,315
I'm sorry. I am so sorry. Are you all right?

275
00:17:59,423 --> 00:18:01,516
Oh, you were going for the gun.

276
00:18:02,627 --> 00:18:04,219
I didn't mean to. Here.

277
00:18:04,595 --> 00:18:05,721
Take it.

278
00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:07,227
- Take it.
- No.

279
00:18:07,665 --> 00:18:10,759
I'm not playing that game,
you sick bastard.

280
00:18:10,868 --> 00:18:12,358
Did I break your nail?

281
00:18:12,436 --> 00:18:14,904
If you're going to shoot me, just do it.

282
00:18:14,972 --> 00:18:16,701
Just do it. Go on.
Just bloody well do it.

283
00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:17,900
Go on then.

284
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:20,205
If I really have to.

285
00:18:23,214 --> 00:18:25,842
But if you do, you'll never find the letters.

286
00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:29,449
Blackmailing a government minister
can be very profitable.

287
00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:32,088
You and I could be very, very rich.

288
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:35,425
So, no death scene.

289
00:18:37,928 --> 00:18:39,452
What do we do now?

290
00:18:43,901 --> 00:18:46,267
Here's our esteemed minister of defense.

291
00:18:47,104 --> 00:18:48,036
Perfect.

292
00:18:48,105 --> 00:18:49,663
You should get rid of him.

293
00:18:50,808 --> 00:18:54,403
But you and I,
we have more to do together?

294
00:18:56,113 --> 00:18:57,171
Sure.

295
00:18:58,482 --> 00:18:59,744
What's your name?

296
00:18:59,817 --> 00:19:01,079
Lorelei.

297
00:19:01,919 --> 00:19:04,319
Call me Lori. What's yours?

298
00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:06,445
Spenser.

299
00:19:06,624 --> 00:19:07,921
Spenser what?

300
00:19:08,392 --> 00:19:10,121
They just said Spenser.

301
00:19:10,695 --> 00:19:12,492
Good luck, Mr. Spenser.

302
00:19:14,331 --> 00:19:16,595
- Thanks, Lorelei.
- Hurry back.

303
00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:27,302
Looking for something?

304
00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:32,812
My glasses. I was visiting a friend.

305
00:19:35,653 --> 00:19:36,779
Who are you?

306
00:19:36,854 --> 00:19:38,287
Spenser.

307
00:19:39,957 --> 00:19:42,517
And I know who you are, too.

308
00:19:43,027 --> 00:19:44,119
Gilbert.

309
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:48,827
Then you better get out of here, fast,
before I call the police.

310
00:19:50,735 --> 00:19:53,226
Let's have a scene with the bobbies.

311
00:19:53,471 --> 00:19:55,462
Let's get them all in here.

312
00:19:55,639 --> 00:19:57,630
We'll tell them the whole thing.

313
00:19:58,242 --> 00:19:59,573
What whole thing?

314
00:20:01,746 --> 00:20:04,806
The whole plot thing.

315
00:20:05,316 --> 00:20:07,375
What plot thing?

316
00:20:10,287 --> 00:20:12,517
She told me about the letters.

317
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:15,887
Letters? What letters?

318
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,359
The letters.

319
00:20:17,962 --> 00:20:21,454
She told me about them.
I know all about the letters.

320
00:20:21,966 --> 00:20:23,991
How do you think I know? She told me.

321
00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:25,797
That's how I found out.

322
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,556
My God, Daggenhorst sent you, didn't he?

323
00:20:48,993 --> 00:20:49,960
Maybe.

324
00:20:50,027 --> 00:20:53,428
How do I know you are
who you say you are?

325
00:20:54,832 --> 00:20:56,026
Oh, yeah...

326
00:20:56,901 --> 00:20:57,993
I got this.

327
00:20:58,068 --> 00:20:59,558
Then, of course you are.

328
00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:03,232
Dear God, I'll give you anything you want.
Just name your price.

329
00:21:03,474 --> 00:21:04,805
Okay...

330
00:21:08,212 --> 00:21:09,201
Twenty.

331
00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:10,604
Twenty?

332
00:21:11,582 --> 00:21:12,606
Fifty.

333
00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:14,042
Fifty!

334
00:21:15,686 --> 00:21:16,983
I have to make a call.

335
00:21:17,054 --> 00:21:18,988
Get away from that phone!

336
00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:27,454
Whoa, that was loud.

337
00:21:28,265 --> 00:21:29,391
How'd I do that?

338
00:21:29,466 --> 00:21:33,425
Take this. It's all of it. It's all of it.

339
00:21:33,704 --> 00:21:36,867
- But, I'm sorry.
- I will give you some more.

340
00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:39,305
I'm sorry, I stepped out of the scene.

341
00:21:39,376 --> 00:21:41,810
- It was just a loud noise.
- I'll give you lots more.

342
00:21:41,879 --> 00:21:44,040
I'm afraid of loud noises.

343
00:21:44,782 --> 00:21:47,910
Come on, let's do it again.
Let's take it from the top.

344
00:21:50,521 --> 00:21:52,989
You've done something with your hair.

345
00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:55,281
Where's Gilbert? I heard a shot.

346
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,293
- Gilbert's gone.
- Oh, no.

347
00:21:58,195 --> 00:21:59,662
You cut it.

348
00:22:00,264 --> 00:22:02,391
Look, when I said get rid of him,
I didn't mean...

349
00:22:02,466 --> 00:22:05,162
- This is a very nice look for you.
- Thanks.

350
00:22:07,137 --> 00:22:10,106
Why don't you look out the front
and see if it's clear?

351
00:22:10,174 --> 00:22:11,163
Sure.

352
00:23:15,873 --> 00:23:16,862
Help!

353
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:46,401
Pleased to meet you, girlie.
Where are the letters?

354
00:23:50,274 --> 00:23:51,332
Coming!

355
00:23:51,942 --> 00:23:53,204
Help me!

356
00:23:53,944 --> 00:23:55,741
Yeah, I'm coming.

357
00:23:56,046 --> 00:23:56,944
Door's locked.

358
00:23:57,014 --> 00:23:58,914
Kick it in!

359
00:24:01,518 --> 00:24:03,383
It's solid.

360
00:24:04,722 --> 00:24:06,246
It's not balsa or anything.

361
00:24:06,323 --> 00:24:08,450
Spenser, he's trying to kill me!

362
00:24:08,525 --> 00:24:10,015
Okay. All right... all right.

363
00:24:10,094 --> 00:24:12,028
Please hurry!

364
00:24:13,764 --> 00:24:16,096
Spenser, what are you doing?

365
00:24:21,805 --> 00:24:23,204
"Here's Johnny!"

366
00:24:25,542 --> 00:24:26,702
Hurry.

367
00:24:35,252 --> 00:24:36,947
What have we here?

368
00:24:37,021 --> 00:24:41,287
Conveniently found a mallet outside,
but I'm going to swap it for this one.

369
00:24:42,793 --> 00:24:44,385
All right, punk.

370
00:24:44,962 --> 00:24:49,160
I guess the question you got to ask
yourself today is, "Do I feel lucky?"

371
00:24:49,967 --> 00:24:51,798
Well, punk, do you?

372
00:24:57,975 --> 00:25:01,138
Don't ever show your face
on this mews again!

373
00:25:04,281 --> 00:25:06,078
We've got to get out of here.

374
00:25:06,150 --> 00:25:07,139
Come on.

375
00:25:09,153 --> 00:25:11,280
Let's go. Go, go, go!

376
00:25:11,655 --> 00:25:16,251
I thought I could get the letters
and then some maniac called Spenser...

377
00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:19,260
...who says he works for you,
fired a pistol at me!

378
00:25:19,997 --> 00:25:23,933
Listen, we are too close
to let this fall apart.

379
00:25:24,902 --> 00:25:26,494
Now, listen.

380
00:25:27,638 --> 00:25:31,597
There is a loose cannon out there
and I want him dealt with immediately.

381
00:25:52,796 --> 00:25:54,263
Just think, Hawkins...

382
00:25:54,331 --> 00:25:59,030
This time next week, these lights
will be flashing all across Russia.

383
00:26:00,137 --> 00:26:02,128
This room will be alive again...

384
00:26:02,206 --> 00:26:05,039
...with happy voices
and the patter of little feet.

385
00:26:05,209 --> 00:26:09,646
Voices from across Europe
being monitored and decoded.

386
00:26:10,147 --> 00:26:13,548
The feet of agents rushing in
with urgent communiqu�s.

387
00:26:13,650 --> 00:26:14,844
The new funding...

388
00:26:14,918 --> 00:26:16,886
...new equipment...

389
00:26:17,387 --> 00:26:20,049
...new weapons, new poisons.

390
00:26:20,424 --> 00:26:23,222
Happy days, Hawkins. Happy days.

391
00:26:23,293 --> 00:26:24,555
Yes, Sir Roger.

392
00:26:25,329 --> 00:26:29,197
It seems there's a bit of a problem...

393
00:26:29,433 --> 00:26:30,866
...with Spenser and the girl.

394
00:26:30,934 --> 00:26:32,333
Problem?

395
00:26:32,536 --> 00:26:36,233
Embleton tried to collect the letters,
Spenser tried to shoot him.

396
00:26:36,907 --> 00:26:38,238
Shoot him?

397
00:26:38,342 --> 00:26:41,072
Embleton says he seemed
a trifle unhinged.

398
00:26:41,378 --> 00:26:42,902
But what about the girl?

399
00:26:43,147 --> 00:26:45,081
This is totally unacceptable.

400
00:26:45,249 --> 00:26:47,410
The zero hour is a mere...

401
00:26:47,684 --> 00:26:49,652
...three hours and 12 minutes away.

402
00:26:50,187 --> 00:26:51,711
It's not possible.

403
00:26:52,422 --> 00:26:53,684
With a mere...

404
00:26:53,857 --> 00:26:57,088
...three hours, 11 minutes till zero hour?

405
00:26:57,261 --> 00:26:58,626
Keep calm.

406
00:26:58,695 --> 00:27:02,096
We'll send in the plumbers
to flush Spenser.

407
00:27:02,232 --> 00:27:04,359
I call in Boris from deep cover.

408
00:27:05,636 --> 00:27:07,433
Boris Blavasky?

409
00:27:08,338 --> 00:27:12,035
The maniac who decapitated
poor old Ponsonby in Helsinki?

410
00:27:12,276 --> 00:27:13,641
Boris the Butcher?

411
00:27:21,618 --> 00:27:23,051
Phone for you, love.

412
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,553
Thank you, sweetie.

413
00:28:01,892 --> 00:28:04,087
I know you, Sergei Nikolivich.

414
00:28:04,761 --> 00:28:07,628
There's more to this than just dirty letters.

415
00:28:08,832 --> 00:28:11,665
Why so gloomy?
Is better than being butcher.

416
00:28:11,735 --> 00:28:13,498
I like being butcher.

417
00:28:14,104 --> 00:28:16,504
You know exactly who you are killing...

418
00:28:19,476 --> 00:28:20,841
...and why.

419
00:28:28,352 --> 00:28:29,546
What impresses me most...

420
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:31,884
...during our visits to Germany
are his people.

421
00:28:31,955 --> 00:28:36,619
There's a warmth, a quiet charm.
Everyone welcomes you with open arms.

422
00:28:37,628 --> 00:28:39,687
You're sure you were in Germany?

423
00:28:41,031 --> 00:28:42,430
Downtown Brussels.

424
00:28:44,434 --> 00:28:47,062
- Wally.
- Hello, everybody. Jimmy's brother.

425
00:28:47,304 --> 00:28:48,635
Don't get up.

426
00:28:48,805 --> 00:28:50,136
What happened?

427
00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:53,474
We need a place to lie low for a while.

428
00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:55,805
I thought this place would be safe.

429
00:28:56,213 --> 00:28:58,704
Won't you introduce us to your friend?

430
00:28:59,549 --> 00:29:00,880
Everybody...

431
00:29:01,218 --> 00:29:02,549
...this is Lori.

432
00:29:02,886 --> 00:29:04,945
She's the defense minister's call girl.

433
00:29:05,022 --> 00:29:06,046
Bastard!

434
00:29:08,592 --> 00:29:10,219
That really hurt.

435
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,687
I should've called her an actress.

436
00:29:13,964 --> 00:29:15,226
She's great.

437
00:29:15,799 --> 00:29:19,667
Jimmy paid for the whole thing.
I should go, I suppose.

438
00:29:19,770 --> 00:29:20,794
Okay, bye.

439
00:29:20,871 --> 00:29:24,568
We got these smutty letters
we're going to blackmail some guy with.

440
00:29:25,309 --> 00:29:26,298
Okay.

441
00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:29,737
Later.

442
00:29:30,013 --> 00:29:31,071
See you.

443
00:29:34,418 --> 00:29:36,682
What line of work is your brother in?

444
00:29:39,756 --> 00:29:41,849
He's in the movie business.

445
00:29:43,727 --> 00:29:45,285
The movie business. Of course.

446
00:29:45,829 --> 00:29:48,423
I'm sorry I was a little insensitive.

447
00:29:48,498 --> 00:29:50,932
But, you know, I'm a hit man.

448
00:29:52,269 --> 00:29:54,260
I'm only going to say this once.

449
00:29:54,538 --> 00:29:56,096
I'm not a call girl.

450
00:29:56,273 --> 00:29:57,501
I met Gilbert.

451
00:29:57,774 --> 00:30:01,266
He liked giving me money. I needed it.
So I let him, okay?

452
00:30:04,448 --> 00:30:05,779
Was that a tear?

453
00:30:07,117 --> 00:30:08,948
How do you people do it?

454
00:30:09,886 --> 00:30:11,945
Do you poke yourself in the eye?

455
00:30:13,256 --> 00:30:15,622
Or are you thinking right now:

456
00:30:16,126 --> 00:30:18,321
"My dog is dead"?

457
00:30:19,796 --> 00:30:21,559
What's the matter with you?

458
00:30:21,798 --> 00:30:23,390
Are you enjoying this?

459
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:25,065
Enormously.

460
00:30:26,303 --> 00:30:28,066
My dog is dead.

461
00:30:31,908 --> 00:30:33,466
My dog is dead.

462
00:31:03,273 --> 00:31:08,006
The letters are upstairs in the spare room.
You go get them. I'll keep watch, okay?

463
00:31:08,178 --> 00:31:09,907
Yeah, sure, pintsize.

464
00:31:09,980 --> 00:31:12,608
Last time we split up,
you locked the door...

465
00:31:12,682 --> 00:31:15,344
...and got strangled. Let's go in together.

466
00:31:15,452 --> 00:31:17,215
You don't trust me, do you?

467
00:31:17,287 --> 00:31:19,687
Say it. Go on, say it.

468
00:31:19,756 --> 00:31:21,155
I don't trust you?

469
00:31:21,258 --> 00:31:22,282
Wait.

470
00:31:23,460 --> 00:31:24,825
I don't trust you.

471
00:31:32,369 --> 00:31:33,802
I was going to ask you:

472
00:31:33,870 --> 00:31:36,703
Are we all going to stay afterwards
and clean up?

473
00:31:39,976 --> 00:31:42,570
I think Goldilocks wears Old Spice.

474
00:31:57,060 --> 00:31:58,823
You should pay your light bill.

475
00:31:58,895 --> 00:32:01,227
There's a lamp over there on the table.

476
00:32:13,677 --> 00:32:14,837
Oh, God!

477
00:32:15,011 --> 00:32:16,171
Gosh!

478
00:32:18,682 --> 00:32:20,707
You got me. Did he get you?

479
00:32:21,918 --> 00:32:23,283
You got both of us.

480
00:32:23,353 --> 00:32:25,116
I've never seen a dead body before.

481
00:32:25,188 --> 00:32:27,213
I've seen lots, but this is...

482
00:32:28,492 --> 00:32:29,516
What're you doing?

483
00:32:29,593 --> 00:32:32,027
You gotta check and see
just how dead they are.

484
00:32:32,095 --> 00:32:35,690
You can never be sure.
Guy could be able to catch this!

485
00:32:39,603 --> 00:32:40,831
I'm impressed.

486
00:32:41,104 --> 00:32:42,594
You are so twisted.

487
00:32:42,672 --> 00:32:47,700
I would think you'd be impressed by
the kind of concentration that is being...

488
00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:51,906
Oh, man!

489
00:32:52,382 --> 00:32:55,783
I feel sick. Do you think
you trust me to go to the loo?

490
00:32:55,952 --> 00:32:57,544
The loo.

491
00:32:59,623 --> 00:33:01,557
Off to the loo with you.

492
00:33:04,794 --> 00:33:06,261
I know you worked together...

493
00:33:06,329 --> 00:33:10,959
...but if I find the letters before she does,
it'd be a real hoot. How about a clue?

494
00:33:13,970 --> 00:33:16,234
Do you know anything about this girl?

495
00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:19,467
Is she going out with anyone in the cast?

496
00:33:19,809 --> 00:33:21,970
Spenser? Are you there, Spenser?

497
00:33:22,479 --> 00:33:23,707
Do that again.

498
00:33:23,813 --> 00:33:26,577
Spenser? What's going on?
Are you receiving me?

499
00:33:27,584 --> 00:33:28,346
You jerk.

500
00:33:28,418 --> 00:33:29,749
You've got a radio.

501
00:33:29,819 --> 00:33:32,720
Spenser, come in immediately.
This is a 42-20.

502
00:33:33,590 --> 00:33:35,080
Cool.

503
00:33:35,759 --> 00:33:38,694
Hello. Spenser, here.
Have no fear, good buddy.

504
00:33:39,996 --> 00:33:41,588
What's he talking about?

505
00:33:41,831 --> 00:33:44,994
- Why is he using that American accent?
- Cover.

506
00:33:46,102 --> 00:33:48,502
Ask him if he's eliminated the girl.

507
00:33:50,340 --> 00:33:53,332
Did you take the girl to the bathroom?

508
00:33:53,610 --> 00:33:54,668
No.

509
00:33:54,844 --> 00:33:56,675
She went to the loo...

510
00:33:56,846 --> 00:33:58,677
...by herself.

511
00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:01,110
By herself?

512
00:34:01,851 --> 00:34:02,840
Suicide.

513
00:34:03,119 --> 00:34:05,349
Finally, a spot of luck.

514
00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:08,356
Ask him if he has disposed of the body.

515
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,291
Did you flush?

516
00:34:11,962 --> 00:34:14,590
I think she's going to do that,
don't you, pal?

517
00:34:15,031 --> 00:34:16,623
I'll ask her. Lori!

518
00:34:17,467 --> 00:34:18,957
He's talking to her.

519
00:34:19,869 --> 00:34:21,632
She's still in the bowl?

520
00:34:21,805 --> 00:34:23,796
Maybe he tried but she floated back up.

521
00:34:23,873 --> 00:34:28,207
Tell him to flush her.
Spenser knows how to deal with floaters.

522
00:34:28,378 --> 00:34:30,846
Tell him to use the plunger or we're sunk.

523
00:34:39,889 --> 00:34:40,947
Oh, no.

524
00:34:41,725 --> 00:34:44,990
Listen here, you have to recycle the waste.

525
00:34:45,161 --> 00:34:49,495
I don't know if we mentioned it,
but there's a time limit on the operation.

526
00:34:49,866 --> 00:34:52,767
I figure you got to tie up
all your loose ends by...

527
00:34:52,836 --> 00:34:55,066
...11:30 at the latest.

528
00:34:56,339 --> 00:34:58,398
- Did you tell him?
- Of course not.

529
00:35:01,578 --> 00:35:05,571
Spenser, how did you arrive
at that hour specifically?

530
00:35:05,749 --> 00:35:07,410
For one thing...

531
00:35:07,584 --> 00:35:12,521
...I know a couple of guys who are hoping
to fire up some big Ambassadors at 11:59.

532
00:35:15,859 --> 00:35:17,190
Disaster!

533
00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:18,693
Disaster!

534
00:35:18,928 --> 00:35:20,919
He knows every detail.

535
00:35:28,705 --> 00:35:32,106
Keep him talking, sir.
The plumbers will be there any minute.

536
00:35:33,610 --> 00:35:36,101
I think I've screwed you guys
completely up.

537
00:35:36,379 --> 00:35:37,971
I'm way off the script.

538
00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:42,712
I should've gone into the bathroom
and flushed her and everything else.

539
00:35:43,219 --> 00:35:46,450
I'm just gonna recycle her now,
and we'll go from there, okay?

540
00:35:46,523 --> 00:35:48,081
Spenser.

541
00:35:48,892 --> 00:35:50,223
Over and out.

542
00:35:51,327 --> 00:35:52,692
Lori.

543
00:35:59,069 --> 00:36:01,060
We know you're out there.

544
00:36:02,639 --> 00:36:05,802
So you've decided to recycle me after all.

545
00:36:05,975 --> 00:36:09,968
I think it'll be a little bit easier,
a lot less confusion for everyone.

546
00:36:10,914 --> 00:36:12,074
Sure, right.

547
00:36:12,148 --> 00:36:13,945
Thank you. Over here, then.

548
00:36:18,021 --> 00:36:19,716
All right, say cheese.

549
00:36:19,856 --> 00:36:21,483
Let's find the letters.

550
00:36:24,327 --> 00:36:26,591
Oh, my God, what have I done?

551
00:36:27,330 --> 00:36:29,355
From three feet, I missed you.

552
00:36:32,268 --> 00:36:33,826
I thought that was it.

553
00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:41,669
- We gotta get out of here.
- We do?

554
00:36:41,945 --> 00:36:43,173
Oh, great.

555
00:36:46,616 --> 00:36:48,015
Come on!

556
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,582
Very good news.

557
00:36:51,755 --> 00:36:52,847
Excuse us.

558
00:37:08,638 --> 00:37:09,662
Hold it.

559
00:37:11,341 --> 00:37:12,433
What?

560
00:37:12,709 --> 00:37:15,644
I'd just like to do one thing.
I'll be right down.

561
00:37:19,082 --> 00:37:22,848
I have a lot more appreciation
for what you people go through.

562
00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:25,144
Thanks. Nice working with you.

563
00:37:25,388 --> 00:37:27,049
The letters.

564
00:37:27,490 --> 00:37:31,051
You are the best.
Thanks for making it fun.

565
00:37:31,728 --> 00:37:33,195
- Freeze!
- Don't move!

566
00:37:38,401 --> 00:37:39,561
Hello?

567
00:37:41,070 --> 00:37:42,731
Wait up, Lori!

568
00:37:44,007 --> 00:37:45,133
The letters!

569
00:37:46,075 --> 00:37:47,508
Watch the foot.

570
00:37:48,244 --> 00:37:49,302
Mail call.

571
00:38:01,758 --> 00:38:04,249
Look what I found.

572
00:38:06,196 --> 00:38:08,187
You're not going to give them to me.

573
00:38:09,065 --> 00:38:09,929
No.

574
00:38:10,033 --> 00:38:13,594
For half a second back there,
I thought I saw a real human being.

575
00:38:14,370 --> 00:38:16,634
Nobody asked me to be a human being.

576
00:38:18,508 --> 00:38:21,102
- Why don't we change it?
- Change it?

577
00:38:21,611 --> 00:38:23,476
What were you going to do with these?
I'll help you.

578
00:38:23,546 --> 00:38:25,138
Why would you do that?

579
00:38:25,448 --> 00:38:27,916
Because I'd much rather be a good guy.

580
00:38:28,218 --> 00:38:29,845
You're not just acting?

581
00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:32,212
Well, we both are.

582
00:38:32,388 --> 00:38:34,720
In the Theater of Life, I mean.

583
00:38:35,792 --> 00:38:37,282
I suppose we are.

584
00:38:47,136 --> 00:38:48,068
You know...

585
00:38:48,137 --> 00:38:50,571
...l'm helping you out, but...

586
00:38:51,307 --> 00:38:53,298
...l'm not a completely good guy.

587
00:38:53,643 --> 00:38:57,079
There's something I want,
and you're gonna have to let me do it.

588
00:38:59,482 --> 00:39:00,847
It's like that, is it?

589
00:39:00,917 --> 00:39:02,248
I'm afraid so.

590
00:39:04,153 --> 00:39:05,643
Typical man.

591
00:39:07,757 --> 00:39:10,157
Oh, that feels good.

592
00:39:11,661 --> 00:39:14,892
Thanks a lot.
It was really kind of you to let me drive.

593
00:39:23,039 --> 00:39:26,770
So, partner. What are you going to do
with your share of the money?

594
00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:29,142
I'm going to get out of here.

595
00:39:29,779 --> 00:39:33,909
Go to New York, buy a flat
and I'm gonna study acting.

596
00:39:34,918 --> 00:39:37,580
You don't need acting school.
You're a natural.

597
00:39:38,187 --> 00:39:39,211
Think so?

598
00:39:39,422 --> 00:39:40,411
Know so.

599
00:39:45,561 --> 00:39:46,858
Other side!

600
00:39:55,305 --> 00:39:56,636
He's good.

601
00:39:58,741 --> 00:40:02,575
The stars are out tonight
as statesmen and celebrities roll up...

602
00:40:02,679 --> 00:40:05,671
...to celebrate the signing
of the Midnight Peace Accord...

603
00:40:05,748 --> 00:40:09,081
...by the leaders
of Russia and Great Britain.

604
00:40:09,185 --> 00:40:13,884
After many months of shuttle diplomacy
and behind-the-scenes negotiations...

605
00:40:14,691 --> 00:40:19,287
Listen, Sergei, you said,
"Kill Spenser, kill girl and get letters."

606
00:40:19,362 --> 00:40:22,195
You said nothing about
American Superman.

607
00:40:29,839 --> 00:40:31,033
Daggenhurst here.

608
00:40:31,107 --> 00:40:33,439
You did not tell me about American agent!

609
00:40:33,509 --> 00:40:36,171
- Say again.
- Don't play with me!

610
00:40:36,245 --> 00:40:40,045
If we cannot trust each other, how
can we bring back Cold War together?

611
00:40:40,116 --> 00:40:45,019
Now, listen here, comrade.
I know nothing about any American agent.

612
00:40:45,254 --> 00:40:49,418
If you're afraid your pinpoint bomb
can't take out that top table...

613
00:40:49,525 --> 00:40:51,117
...at least tell me.

614
00:40:51,227 --> 00:40:53,195
Russian explosive is perfect!

615
00:40:53,363 --> 00:40:58,198
Will destroy everything in five-meter circle
and nothing outside!

616
00:40:58,434 --> 00:41:02,200
Maybe you do not trust
made-in-Britain timing mechanism!

617
00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:06,103
If your chap, Boris, has botched the job,
I'm sure that my...

618
00:41:06,376 --> 00:41:07,866
What is it?

619
00:41:08,044 --> 00:41:11,377
The plumbers say
an American killed Spenser...

620
00:41:11,514 --> 00:41:14,745
...kidnapped the girl, grabbed the letters
and got away.

621
00:41:16,052 --> 00:41:18,612
Doesn't that just bite it?

622
00:41:21,057 --> 00:41:25,619
Hello, Sergei, I think we may have
a bit of a problem.

623
00:41:32,568 --> 00:41:34,331
Police. Quick. Turn the lights on.

624
00:41:34,404 --> 00:41:35,894
- They're on.
- License?

625
00:41:36,072 --> 00:41:37,801
Relax, the van is kosher.

626
00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:43,072
Wait a minute. Are those real cops?

627
00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:46,414
Good point. They could be Gilbert's men.

628
00:41:46,783 --> 00:41:48,751
We gotta lose them. Move it!

629
00:41:48,918 --> 00:41:50,351
I'd love to.

630
00:41:52,655 --> 00:41:54,520
We got a right one here now.

631
00:41:55,925 --> 00:41:58,359
Follow him. Keep following.

632
00:41:58,561 --> 00:42:00,358
All right, who's going to stop here?

633
00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:01,988
Sorry, coming through.

634
00:42:16,012 --> 00:42:17,411
I follow.

635
00:42:17,947 --> 00:42:21,439
- Follow, no follow, you cretin!
- This van is rubbish!

636
00:42:21,551 --> 00:42:24,452
It's not the van! This man is good!
He's very good!

637
00:42:29,459 --> 00:42:34,123
Oh, man, they give you a real car chase.
You get to smash their stuff.

638
00:42:34,297 --> 00:42:36,959
You guys can't be making a dime on this.

639
00:42:37,133 --> 00:42:38,532
Come and get me!

640
00:42:45,808 --> 00:42:47,207
What's he on?

641
00:42:48,811 --> 00:42:50,039
This is great.

642
00:42:54,717 --> 00:42:55,843
Here comes trouble.

643
00:42:55,918 --> 00:42:57,146
Don't exhale.

644
00:43:04,427 --> 00:43:06,327
- Want me to call for backup?
- For what?

645
00:43:06,395 --> 00:43:09,023
For a bloody Mini? You must be joking.

646
00:43:11,434 --> 00:43:13,334
I've always wanted to do this.

647
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,831
I've always wanted to do that.

648
00:43:19,909 --> 00:43:21,501
Yeah. Me, too.

649
00:43:24,714 --> 00:43:25,840
That's gonna cost him.

650
00:43:25,915 --> 00:43:27,280
We're losing them.

651
00:43:29,785 --> 00:43:30,979
Oops! Sorry.

652
00:43:31,053 --> 00:43:32,315
Force of habit.

653
00:43:38,861 --> 00:43:41,227
Absolutely bloody brilliant.

654
00:43:42,098 --> 00:43:43,326
Spenser, stop.

655
00:43:43,466 --> 00:43:44,660
Come on.

656
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,563
Spenser, stop it.

657
00:43:46,736 --> 00:43:47,862
I feel sick.

658
00:43:52,008 --> 00:43:55,205
Sod this. Hang on, Bill.
Clench your buttocks.

659
00:43:59,248 --> 00:44:00,579
Where'd they go?

660
00:44:08,991 --> 00:44:09,923
That was fun.

661
00:44:11,794 --> 00:44:14,558
Tomorrow night, I wanna go this way.

662
00:44:15,631 --> 00:44:18,498
I don't think it's fair for these guys.
They can't possibly stay with me...

663
00:44:18,568 --> 00:44:20,001
...going right to left.

664
00:44:20,069 --> 00:44:21,627
I like mine.

665
00:44:21,804 --> 00:44:25,467
I think I saw his face
in a dream someplace.

666
00:44:27,243 --> 00:44:30,235
Would you mind stepping out of the car,
please, sir?

667
00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:38,053
You want to tell me
what you think you were doing?

668
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,088
Back in the straightaway...

669
00:44:40,923 --> 00:44:41,912
...95.

670
00:44:42,091 --> 00:44:44,525
I could've gone faster,
but I'd have lost you.

671
00:44:44,594 --> 00:44:46,084
You, too, young lady.

672
00:44:49,332 --> 00:44:51,527
I hope you two are secure in your work...

673
00:44:51,601 --> 00:44:54,593
...because my husband's
on urgent government business.

674
00:44:54,670 --> 00:44:55,534
Really?

675
00:44:55,605 --> 00:45:00,099
You'd better stop staring at my legs, too,
otherwise he's gonna get really jealous.

676
00:45:00,610 --> 00:45:02,703
Can I see your driving license, sir?

677
00:45:02,778 --> 00:45:04,871
No, you may not!

678
00:45:07,383 --> 00:45:10,443
The guys in the first scene
have already taken it.

679
00:45:11,354 --> 00:45:13,083
I'll show you my two-way radio...

680
00:45:13,155 --> 00:45:16,818
...with which you may communicate
directly with my superiors.

681
00:45:16,993 --> 00:45:18,221
Breaker, breaker.

682
00:45:18,294 --> 00:45:21,957
Coming out there for that good old H.Q.
Come on back.

683
00:45:22,398 --> 00:45:24,195
Very funny, sir.

684
00:45:24,367 --> 00:45:28,303
Mind if I have myself a cigarette
while I wait for Scotty to beam me up?

685
00:45:28,404 --> 00:45:29,871
Knock yourself out.

686
00:45:29,972 --> 00:45:32,463
Yes, come in. We're receiving you.

687
00:45:33,976 --> 00:45:35,443
Go ahead and say hi.

688
00:45:39,749 --> 00:45:41,717
- Hello?
- Who is this?

689
00:45:43,386 --> 00:45:46,787
Police Constable Cochrane
from Shepherd's Bush.

690
00:45:48,157 --> 00:45:51,058
What are you doing using
one of our communicators?

691
00:45:53,362 --> 00:45:56,422
This gentleman refused to show me
any identification.

692
00:45:56,499 --> 00:46:00,526
Of course he didn't show you
any identification. He's a secret agent.

693
00:46:00,836 --> 00:46:02,531
Put me on to him at once.

694
00:46:06,342 --> 00:46:07,604
I'm sorry, sir.

695
00:46:07,743 --> 00:46:11,235
It's all right. You're just doing your job.
I'm proud of you.

696
00:46:12,548 --> 00:46:13,776
This is Spense.

697
00:46:13,849 --> 00:46:16,647
So you're still calling yourself that,
are you?

698
00:46:16,886 --> 00:46:19,446
I think I just might, until 11:30.

699
00:46:20,089 --> 00:46:21,920
How he mocks us.

700
00:46:22,358 --> 00:46:23,916
What do you want?

701
00:46:26,362 --> 00:46:28,330
Would you excuse me one second?

702
00:46:28,397 --> 00:46:30,092
Of course.

703
00:46:32,535 --> 00:46:35,231
May I step out of character
for just one minute?

704
00:46:35,404 --> 00:46:36,769
I wish you would.

705
00:46:36,939 --> 00:46:41,308
I think the reason my brother got me
into this was to impress the Germans.

706
00:46:41,944 --> 00:46:44,208
And if it ends here with the police...

707
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,373
...I don't think he's gonna be happy.

708
00:46:46,449 --> 00:46:49,612
But I think we can offer you
a more rewarding scenario...

709
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:51,152
...than the police could provide.

710
00:46:51,220 --> 00:46:52,244
Great.

711
00:46:52,788 --> 00:46:53,812
Fabulous.

712
00:46:53,956 --> 00:46:56,447
Would you give us a moment to confer?

713
00:46:57,059 --> 00:46:59,050
How much left in the slush fund?

714
00:46:59,228 --> 00:47:00,388
A million and a half.

715
00:47:00,463 --> 00:47:03,591
- And Sergei's?
- The same. If we arrange a meeting...

716
00:47:05,234 --> 00:47:06,326
They're fixing it.

717
00:47:06,402 --> 00:47:07,562
Oh, great.

718
00:47:07,703 --> 00:47:11,264
Great handcuffs. The ones I've got
have a chain in the middle.

719
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,738
- Yeah, the old ones.
- I love these.

720
00:47:13,909 --> 00:47:15,900
So what's the pay like, then?

721
00:47:18,414 --> 00:47:20,314
They pay all your expenses.

722
00:47:21,751 --> 00:47:23,582
You're licensed to kill.

723
00:47:24,587 --> 00:47:26,248
But there's a downside.

724
00:47:26,422 --> 00:47:27,548
What's that?

725
00:47:30,159 --> 00:47:31,421
Torture.

726
00:47:35,598 --> 00:47:37,327
There's the women, though.

727
00:47:38,601 --> 00:47:41,502
They're nice after the torture. Believe me.

728
00:47:42,671 --> 00:47:44,536
Not much of a car they give you.

729
00:47:44,607 --> 00:47:46,336
It's a piece of crap.

730
00:47:47,343 --> 00:47:49,106
I got an Aston Martin.

731
00:47:49,945 --> 00:47:52,379
Had trouble with
the surface-to-air missiles.

732
00:47:52,448 --> 00:47:54,075
It's in the shop.

733
00:47:55,684 --> 00:47:57,311
This will not be easy.

734
00:47:59,789 --> 00:48:01,188
The man has...

735
00:48:01,457 --> 00:48:02,856
...connections.

736
00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:06,121
Come in, Spenser.

737
00:48:06,529 --> 00:48:07,655
This is Spenser.

738
00:48:07,730 --> 00:48:11,530
We'll give you three million
in unmarked bills for the letters.

739
00:48:15,471 --> 00:48:17,029
- Three million.
- Yes!

740
00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:22,437
I guess we'll take it.

741
00:48:22,511 --> 00:48:25,309
Be in the lobby
of the Grand Plaza London...

742
00:48:25,481 --> 00:48:27,972
...in 20 minutes.

743
00:48:35,558 --> 00:48:36,820
Keep it coming.

744
00:48:45,334 --> 00:48:46,665
Thank you, bloke.

745
00:48:48,571 --> 00:48:50,232
You get a load of this?

746
00:48:52,675 --> 00:48:54,074
What's that?

747
00:48:55,845 --> 00:48:57,176
For allergies.

748
00:48:59,515 --> 00:49:00,743
Actually...

749
00:49:01,617 --> 00:49:03,346
...it's a powerful agent...

750
00:49:03,419 --> 00:49:06,980
...that sharpens my senses
yet deadens my emotions.

751
00:49:07,923 --> 00:49:10,289
I could do with some of that, sometimes.

752
00:49:11,026 --> 00:49:12,687
What about our story?

753
00:49:13,062 --> 00:49:15,189
Are we just a doomed couple?

754
00:49:15,331 --> 00:49:17,356
We have to be Bonnie and Clyde?

755
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,465
Can't it be like "The Getaway"?

756
00:49:19,535 --> 00:49:21,196
Couldn't it be like that?

757
00:49:23,138 --> 00:49:24,571
Could be.

758
00:49:25,107 --> 00:49:26,699
You're acting.

759
00:49:27,042 --> 00:49:28,373
I'm not acting.

760
00:49:28,944 --> 00:49:29,933
Are you?

761
00:49:30,646 --> 00:49:32,011
Honestly...

762
00:49:32,548 --> 00:49:34,072
...I can't act.

763
00:49:45,794 --> 00:49:47,386
But I can do action.

764
00:50:15,591 --> 00:50:18,822
We at Featherstone Finch
believe our major strength...

765
00:50:18,994 --> 00:50:20,325
...is diversity.

766
00:50:20,663 --> 00:50:22,597
Leave it, the machine will get it.

767
00:50:22,665 --> 00:50:23,825
And diversity...

768
00:50:23,899 --> 00:50:26,868
I just kissed the girl
I was with earlier.

769
00:50:27,102 --> 00:50:29,593
She's got lips like your sofa.

770
00:50:31,407 --> 00:50:33,773
Talk about big-car comfort.

771
00:50:33,876 --> 00:50:35,503
And it wasn't just a kiss kiss.

772
00:50:35,578 --> 00:50:38,843
The past five years have seen
astonishing worldwide growth...

773
00:50:38,914 --> 00:50:42,213
...with sexports... exports increased
by 700 percent.

774
00:50:42,351 --> 00:50:45,514
I want to do this every single day I'm here.

775
00:50:45,955 --> 00:50:48,048
Either that was her tongue
or she has three lips.

776
00:50:48,123 --> 00:50:49,283
Hold it, Wally.

777
00:50:49,358 --> 00:50:53,055
A truly remarkable record.
If you'll excuse me for just one minute.

778
00:50:57,633 --> 00:50:59,066
What's the problem?

779
00:50:59,134 --> 00:51:02,797
It's not a problem,
but you know those Ambassadors?

780
00:51:04,139 --> 00:51:05,970
Do you think we could...

781
00:51:06,141 --> 00:51:08,701
...smoke them over here where I am...

782
00:51:08,978 --> 00:51:10,377
...at the Grand Plaza London?

783
00:51:10,446 --> 00:51:14,382
Because it's already 10:30
and I really would like...

784
00:51:14,483 --> 00:51:15,916
...to smoke them on my day.

785
00:51:15,985 --> 00:51:19,580
I can't. Think maybe we could have
those smokes tomorrow night?

786
00:51:19,655 --> 00:51:22,590
I say, old chap, do have time?

787
00:51:22,725 --> 00:51:24,124
Yes, 10:30.

788
00:51:24,893 --> 00:51:27,054
You just stabbed me with your pen.

789
00:51:30,299 --> 00:51:31,288
Daddy...

790
00:51:32,234 --> 00:51:35,226
...can I please borrow the keys
to the station wagon?

791
00:51:50,853 --> 00:51:53,014
Hello, Theater of Life.

792
00:51:53,088 --> 00:51:56,057
This is Mr. Ritchie.
My brother is doing your show.

793
00:51:56,525 --> 00:51:57,958
Wait there, sir.

794
00:51:58,861 --> 00:52:00,192
It's Ritchie.

795
00:52:01,363 --> 00:52:02,694
Trace this call.

796
00:52:02,865 --> 00:52:04,093
I want to ask...

797
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:07,135
We want to question him
in connection with a murder.

798
00:52:07,436 --> 00:52:10,132
And the call girl, too. I know, I paid for it.

799
00:52:10,606 --> 00:52:13,097
Mr. Ritchie,
this is Chief Inspector Cockburn.

800
00:52:13,175 --> 00:52:16,372
So now you're the chief.
Listen, Chief...

801
00:52:16,712 --> 00:52:18,839
Step out of character for a minute.

802
00:52:18,947 --> 00:52:21,711
You don't realize
the seriousness of the situation.

803
00:52:21,784 --> 00:52:24,048
Is this an actor now or a human being?

804
00:52:24,386 --> 00:52:26,013
Neither, sir. I'm a policeman.

805
00:52:26,088 --> 00:52:28,386
Mr. Policeman...

806
00:52:28,724 --> 00:52:31,716
...I need to buy some more time
and I'll pay you handsomely for it.

807
00:52:31,794 --> 00:52:33,819
Are you attempting to bribe an officer?

808
00:52:33,896 --> 00:52:37,229
Do you torture everybody like this,
or just Americans?

809
00:52:37,332 --> 00:52:41,132
Look, Mr. Shakespeare, yes,
yes, I want to bribe you.

810
00:52:41,270 --> 00:52:43,204
Is the prime minister there?
I'll bribe him!

811
00:52:43,272 --> 00:52:46,730
Anybody! You invented
the damn language, talk to me!

812
00:52:46,942 --> 00:52:50,901
No wonder you lost the empire!
You know what? Scotland's next!

813
00:52:51,513 --> 00:52:52,502
Yes or no?!

814
00:52:52,581 --> 00:52:56,210
Yes or no, you socialist,
artsy-fartsy little dweeb?!

815
00:52:56,285 --> 00:52:57,445
Mr. Ritchie...

816
00:52:57,519 --> 00:52:59,487
Okay, fine.

817
00:52:59,922 --> 00:53:02,584
You won't help us, it's not a problem.

818
00:53:02,758 --> 00:53:05,249
We'll do something else. Thank you.

819
00:53:08,330 --> 00:53:09,592
American.

820
00:53:10,099 --> 00:53:11,157
Charlie...

821
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,761
...it's just a hunch, but I think
we might be dealing with...

822
00:53:13,836 --> 00:53:17,772
...some sort of right-wing extremist
what-have-you.

823
00:53:20,275 --> 00:53:21,936
Did you trace that call?

824
00:53:22,344 --> 00:53:24,278
- I'm an actor.
- Right.

825
00:53:25,013 --> 00:53:26,947
- Did you trace that call?
- Yes, sir.

826
00:53:27,015 --> 00:53:28,448
40 Overbridge Square.

827
00:53:28,517 --> 00:53:29,916
Right. Charlie.

828
00:53:31,453 --> 00:53:35,514
Call out the Armed Response Unit.
I want this thing crushed, right now.

829
00:53:37,292 --> 00:53:40,284
Thanks. These actors don't know
when to stop.

830
00:53:40,462 --> 00:53:42,020
No, Mr. Ritchie.

831
00:53:43,031 --> 00:53:46,125
The theater community
at large are asking:

832
00:53:46,301 --> 00:53:49,634
What went wrong with
the Theater of Life tonight?

833
00:53:50,139 --> 00:53:53,302
The police are anxious to interview
a Mr. Wallace Ritchie...

834
00:53:53,375 --> 00:53:56,037
...an American, dark, about six foot...

835
00:53:56,211 --> 00:53:59,544
...and believed to be armed
and extremely dangerous.

836
00:54:01,049 --> 00:54:03,711
- There you are, James.
- There you are, finally.

837
00:54:03,786 --> 00:54:04,878
Yes, indeed.

838
00:54:04,953 --> 00:54:07,319
Before we continue, I'm going to...

839
00:54:07,823 --> 00:54:09,256
...pop down to the cellar.

840
00:54:09,324 --> 00:54:10,916
There's a nice bottle of port...

841
00:54:10,993 --> 00:54:12,790
We've already got one.

842
00:54:12,995 --> 00:54:16,624
True. But it's very dark there
and it might take me a few minutes.

843
00:54:17,499 --> 00:54:19,524
I'll be back with the port.

844
00:54:22,437 --> 00:54:23,768
And the car keys.

845
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:25,672
Oh, dear.

846
00:54:29,011 --> 00:54:30,137
Who's wearing Old Spice?

847
00:54:30,212 --> 00:54:32,510
- Shut up.
- I found letters.

848
00:54:32,614 --> 00:54:34,013
But no identification.

849
00:54:34,082 --> 00:54:37,574
Of course not, idiot. He's a professional.

850
00:54:39,721 --> 00:54:42,121
Everybody wants to check minibar.
Go away!

851
00:54:42,191 --> 00:54:43,590
It's the plumbers!

852
00:54:43,759 --> 00:54:46,728
Those sons of bitches
blew up my Nikita in '79.

853
00:54:46,829 --> 00:54:47,955
Nikita was vicious...

854
00:54:48,030 --> 00:54:50,521
Forget about your dog. Open the door.

855
00:54:50,699 --> 00:54:53,429
Easy for you to say.
He's my dog, not your dog.

856
00:54:55,370 --> 00:54:56,428
Come on.

857
00:54:56,605 --> 00:54:58,596
Let go of me.

858
00:54:59,942 --> 00:55:01,773
Get off me!

859
00:55:03,779 --> 00:55:06,077
I thought you were staying in the car.

860
00:55:07,549 --> 00:55:09,983
This is busier than my butcher shop!
Go away!

861
00:55:10,052 --> 00:55:12,043
Sergei Nikolivich. Open up.

862
00:55:14,056 --> 00:55:15,284
Don't shoot.

863
00:55:15,624 --> 00:55:17,387
Good to see you.

864
00:55:17,759 --> 00:55:19,727
Here we have our man, in the flesh.

865
00:55:19,795 --> 00:55:22,127
How am I supposed to do my work?

866
00:55:22,297 --> 00:55:24,891
Stop complaining. Give me the letters.
Quick.

867
00:55:28,470 --> 00:55:31,735
So, this is him, in the flesh.

868
00:55:32,474 --> 00:55:34,066
Where are the letters?

869
00:55:34,943 --> 00:55:38,071
Spenser, do something.
Those are my letters. Bastards!

870
00:55:39,414 --> 00:55:42,747
Come, Sir Roger. We are overdue
for banqueting room.

871
00:55:42,851 --> 00:55:44,182
Splendid.

872
00:55:50,492 --> 00:55:51,823
I think...

873
00:55:52,427 --> 00:55:55,089
...we begin with soft tissue.

874
00:56:02,170 --> 00:56:03,762
Mr. Prime Minister...

875
00:56:04,006 --> 00:56:05,439
...Mr. President...

876
00:56:05,841 --> 00:56:07,604
...distinguished guests...

877
00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:10,939
...my lords, ladies and gentlemen...

878
00:56:12,114 --> 00:56:15,777
...it's my duty and privilege
to welcome you this evening.

879
00:56:16,351 --> 00:56:18,876
Before that historic moment at midnight...

880
00:56:18,954 --> 00:56:22,856
...when the peace accord is signed
between our two countries...

881
00:56:23,358 --> 00:56:25,189
...we shall be treated to...

882
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:28,727
...music and dance that seek
to embody the souls...

883
00:56:28,864 --> 00:56:31,799
...of these two great nations.

884
00:56:37,839 --> 00:56:41,798
- Before torture, we try truth serum?
- Please.

885
00:56:57,893 --> 00:57:01,886
Are you a member
of our Frequent Renters' Club?

886
00:57:02,064 --> 00:57:03,656
We would like to be.

887
00:57:03,832 --> 00:57:05,823
We have a two-night rental policy.

888
00:57:06,001 --> 00:57:10,335
If the tape stays out longer than that,
you're not charged the extra $1.50.

889
00:57:11,173 --> 00:57:12,902
What is your real name?

890
00:57:13,008 --> 00:57:14,703
Wallace Ritchie.

891
00:57:15,744 --> 00:57:17,575
Who is paying for all this?

892
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,344
My brother Jimmy. He's...

893
00:57:20,849 --> 00:57:24,751
...trying to impress the Germans
so he gave me this for my birthday.

894
00:57:25,253 --> 00:57:26,515
Happy birthday.

895
00:57:27,756 --> 00:57:28,916
Thank you.

896
00:57:29,524 --> 00:57:31,253
Who you are working for?

897
00:57:31,526 --> 00:57:34,689
Blockbuster Video, Des Moines, lowa.

898
00:57:35,864 --> 00:57:37,525
Who you are working for?

899
00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:40,694
Blockbuster Video, Des Moines, lowa.

900
00:57:41,036 --> 00:57:42,025
Damn.

901
00:57:42,371 --> 00:57:44,100
They trained him so well.

902
00:57:44,373 --> 00:57:49,106
Give him the antidote. I do it
old-fashioned-way. I beat it out of him.

903
00:57:59,187 --> 00:58:00,449
This real pen.

904
00:58:00,956 --> 00:58:01,888
Idiot.

905
00:58:02,024 --> 00:58:04,049
I have antidote here.

906
00:58:08,397 --> 00:58:09,955
That is so refreshing.

907
00:58:10,332 --> 00:58:12,493
May I have one of those
when we're all finished, please.

908
00:58:12,567 --> 00:58:15,161
Who else knows
about these letters, Mr. Ritchie?

909
00:58:15,237 --> 00:58:20,470
Please don't call me by my real name.
It destroys the reality I'm creating.

910
00:58:21,043 --> 00:58:23,637
Who are the goddamn Germans?

911
00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:26,244
Time out.

912
00:58:27,649 --> 00:58:30,482
I hate to break out of character, but...

913
00:58:30,652 --> 00:58:33,849
...you cannot shout into a person's ear.

914
00:58:34,089 --> 00:58:35,647
It does damage.

915
00:58:35,824 --> 00:58:38,418
You know, the spitting I don't mind.

916
00:58:39,394 --> 00:58:41,123
Boris, it's so big.

917
00:58:41,396 --> 00:58:42,920
Boris. Please.

918
00:58:43,432 --> 00:58:45,957
Please. Not like Ponsonby in Helsinki.

919
00:58:46,134 --> 00:58:49,433
Is fun for you, but we have
to clean up after. Please.

920
00:58:52,007 --> 00:58:54,168
We do have to do cleanup after?

921
00:58:54,342 --> 00:58:56,469
Always. You're right.

922
00:58:59,014 --> 00:59:01,278
Sometimes it's foolish to be so brave.

923
00:59:01,616 --> 00:59:03,447
You leave us no alternative.

924
00:59:03,518 --> 00:59:06,681
I will call Dr. Ludmilla Kropotkin.

925
00:59:07,322 --> 00:59:10,519
- She will take care of you.
- The evil lady torturer?

926
00:59:11,793 --> 00:59:13,055
Bring her in here!

927
00:59:13,128 --> 00:59:16,962
Even perhaps you are not brave enough
for taste of her medicine.

928
00:59:17,232 --> 00:59:18,597
I'm not ticklish.

929
00:59:19,868 --> 00:59:21,631
Get the rubber sheets.

930
00:59:24,039 --> 00:59:25,301
And watch that man.

931
00:59:25,373 --> 00:59:26,635
Yes, boss.

932
01:01:04,739 --> 01:01:06,900
How come you not sniff on his turn?

933
01:01:07,242 --> 01:01:09,403
Boris' Old Spice is lingering.

934
01:01:09,778 --> 01:01:12,804
Do you think we could open up
the window a little bit?

935
01:01:15,750 --> 01:01:17,081
Hey, vodka...

936
01:01:18,153 --> 01:01:19,279
...be a guy.

937
01:01:19,454 --> 01:01:20,978
See that nasal spray?

938
01:01:21,089 --> 01:01:24,252
Could you pass me over
a couple of snoots worth, please?

939
01:01:29,431 --> 01:01:30,762
Is poison maybe.

940
01:01:30,899 --> 01:01:33,333
Good. Give him.
Maybe we'll finish game.

941
01:01:40,175 --> 01:01:42,336
I'm going to need one on each side.

942
01:01:44,646 --> 01:01:46,511
Tilt. Little tilt.

943
01:01:54,189 --> 01:01:55,451
Deeper.

944
01:01:57,025 --> 01:01:59,118
Oh, yeah, stop. Stop.

945
01:01:59,294 --> 01:02:01,854
Stop. Can you back it out a little?

946
01:02:05,533 --> 01:02:07,797
- No, don't do that. Stop.
- It's stuck.

947
01:02:07,969 --> 01:02:10,995
Don't push it in. Stop it.
Don't push it in. Wait.

948
01:02:13,975 --> 01:02:15,533
Now it's too far in.

949
01:02:16,311 --> 01:02:17,573
You squeeze it.

950
01:02:17,646 --> 01:02:19,136
Wait, wait.

951
01:02:19,481 --> 01:02:20,812
Squeeze it.

952
01:02:28,890 --> 01:02:30,517
That's much better.

953
01:02:34,462 --> 01:02:36,089
Fabulous. Fabulous.

954
01:02:37,999 --> 01:02:39,557
You're clumsy.

955
01:02:40,001 --> 01:02:41,764
What're you doing? Don't joke.

956
01:02:41,836 --> 01:02:43,428
Great, great spill.

957
01:02:43,905 --> 01:02:45,338
I still need my stuff though.

958
01:02:45,407 --> 01:02:46,965
You stay, I'll get it.

959
01:02:51,746 --> 01:02:52,872
Come on.

960
01:02:52,981 --> 01:02:54,573
Now really.

961
01:02:54,749 --> 01:02:59,311
I know you do this every night and it can
get boring, but you gotta give 100 percent.

962
01:02:59,454 --> 01:03:01,945
Now I've got to figure out how to escape.

963
01:03:03,358 --> 01:03:06,418
I'm going to show you
what 100 percent looks like.

964
01:03:07,696 --> 01:03:09,129
I'm right there.

965
01:03:13,068 --> 01:03:14,626
Where's that big paw?

966
01:03:18,039 --> 01:03:21,600
Lori, am I good, or am I good?

967
01:03:22,444 --> 01:03:24,207
He's done it again.

968
01:03:25,613 --> 01:03:27,604
My God, you're good.

969
01:03:27,716 --> 01:03:28,944
Thank you.

970
01:03:30,051 --> 01:03:31,313
Gonna untie me?

971
01:03:32,654 --> 01:03:33,586
Sorry.

972
01:03:33,655 --> 01:03:35,384
Hurry, before they come back.

973
01:03:37,058 --> 01:03:38,457
Dr. Ludmilla...

974
01:03:39,027 --> 01:03:40,790
...we're ready for you now.

975
01:03:52,674 --> 01:03:56,576
Why do you always go out the window?
It's more dramatic, I guess.

976
01:03:56,745 --> 01:03:59,509
It's kind of a Starsky and Hutch thing,
isn't it?

977
01:03:59,581 --> 01:04:01,412
Where's our special scarves?

978
01:04:04,819 --> 01:04:05,911
Stop joking.

979
01:04:05,987 --> 01:04:09,115
I risked my life. I waited for you.
I didn't have to.

980
01:04:09,324 --> 01:04:10,791
Why did you tonight?

981
01:04:12,193 --> 01:04:13,922
Don't make me say it now.

982
01:04:14,429 --> 01:04:15,919
What about the money?

983
01:04:15,997 --> 01:04:18,363
We can't just rewrite the whole script.

984
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:19,828
Can't we?

985
01:04:20,602 --> 01:04:22,502
Is the money so important?

986
01:04:23,805 --> 01:04:26,774
Without the money,
what the heck we got going on?

987
01:04:27,008 --> 01:04:29,169
Less than I thought, obviously.

988
01:04:40,655 --> 01:04:41,713
Bye.

989
01:04:49,864 --> 01:04:53,095
Albert, if you don't say it,
it won't work. What are you?

990
01:04:53,368 --> 01:04:54,733
I'm a very naughty boy.

991
01:04:54,803 --> 01:04:56,100
Good.

992
01:04:56,838 --> 01:04:57,827
What are you?

993
01:04:57,906 --> 01:04:59,703
I'm a very naughty boy.

994
01:05:01,476 --> 01:05:02,875
Don't mind me.

995
01:05:03,645 --> 01:05:06,876
If you hold it a bit lower down,
you get more of a flick.

996
01:05:07,148 --> 01:05:08,376
Thank you.

997
01:05:12,153 --> 01:05:13,279
What are you?

998
01:05:13,354 --> 01:05:15,049
A very naughty boy.

999
01:05:16,357 --> 01:05:18,154
If Featherstone Finch...

1000
01:05:18,226 --> 01:05:21,718
...were to move 40 million
of Feathers' assets to...

1001
01:05:22,564 --> 01:05:23,724
...Tonga...

1002
01:05:28,837 --> 01:05:30,498
Get your hands up!

1003
01:05:33,608 --> 01:05:36,076
Get your hands behind your back!

1004
01:05:37,011 --> 01:05:38,603
Where's Mr. Ritchie?

1005
01:05:39,848 --> 01:05:41,679
Where's Mr. Ritchie?

1006
01:05:45,420 --> 01:05:46,944
Where's Mr. Ritchie?

1007
01:05:47,188 --> 01:05:49,918
- Mr. Ritchie, he go for port.
- Which port?

1008
01:05:50,692 --> 01:05:52,887
Shut up, you! Which port?

1009
01:05:53,127 --> 01:05:54,924
He go for port in his car.

1010
01:05:56,231 --> 01:05:57,220
Control.

1011
01:05:57,432 --> 01:06:01,095
Green 1. Suspect Ritchie heading
for unspecified port. Over.

1012
01:06:01,569 --> 01:06:02,900
Control to Special Branch.

1013
01:06:02,971 --> 01:06:06,964
I want an all-ports alert,
effective immediately. Close all ports.

1014
01:06:16,818 --> 01:06:18,012
Up high!

1015
01:06:18,152 --> 01:06:21,451
I'm the only one standing on a ledge!
Jimmy!

1016
01:06:21,956 --> 01:06:24,083
- Oh, my God.
- I'm stuck!

1017
01:06:24,225 --> 01:06:26,750
- Don't move!
- I won't! I can't!

1018
01:06:26,861 --> 01:06:28,761
I'm coming, Wally.

1019
01:06:37,138 --> 01:06:39,129
Come on, damn it. They're gone.

1020
01:06:39,641 --> 01:06:40,471
Here.

1021
01:06:40,542 --> 01:06:41,804
Come here.

1022
01:06:47,749 --> 01:06:49,307
Hold me. Okay?

1023
01:06:52,487 --> 01:06:54,250
We'll try from other side.

1024
01:06:55,657 --> 01:06:56,646
Stop!

1025
01:06:56,724 --> 01:06:58,851
- What happened?
- He went out the window.

1026
01:06:58,927 --> 01:07:00,360
You have beans!

1027
01:07:00,428 --> 01:07:03,090
He jumped us. He's not human.

1028
01:07:03,831 --> 01:07:05,662
Neither am I.

1029
01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:06,993
Get him!

1030
01:07:08,770 --> 01:07:11,261
A nasty, wicked boy.

1031
01:07:13,274 --> 01:07:15,139
Jimmy. Jimmy.

1032
01:07:17,345 --> 01:07:19,336
We get him from downstairs.

1033
01:07:30,258 --> 01:07:31,657
Wally.

1034
01:07:33,394 --> 01:07:34,884
Wally.

1035
01:07:35,863 --> 01:07:36,852
Jimmy.

1036
01:07:37,031 --> 01:07:38,259
Where are you?

1037
01:07:39,801 --> 01:07:41,359
I'm here on the ledge.

1038
01:07:41,536 --> 01:07:42,969
What's going on?

1039
01:07:45,473 --> 01:07:49,807
My leading lady came out on the ledge,
and I think I broke her heart.

1040
01:07:50,545 --> 01:07:51,534
And...

1041
01:07:51,646 --> 01:07:52,738
So I followed her.

1042
01:07:52,814 --> 01:07:56,716
She came out here
and she went down to this next room.

1043
01:07:56,851 --> 01:07:59,319
There's a hallway. We can walk.

1044
01:07:59,821 --> 01:08:01,254
Not very theatrical, though.

1045
01:08:01,322 --> 01:08:03,256
I'm so sorry. This isn't theater.

1046
01:08:03,324 --> 01:08:05,884
You don't get it. It's experimental.

1047
01:08:05,994 --> 01:08:07,359
This is serious.

1048
01:08:07,662 --> 01:08:09,357
It's very raw, very...

1049
01:08:09,497 --> 01:08:13,024
No, no, no, no. It's real. It's so real.

1050
01:08:13,668 --> 01:08:14,692
Freeze!

1051
01:08:17,505 --> 01:08:19,268
Put your hands in the air!

1052
01:08:20,575 --> 01:08:23,408
I'm glad you came.
I think you're gonna like it.

1053
01:08:36,324 --> 01:08:37,518
You missed!

1054
01:08:40,161 --> 01:08:41,389
You missed again!

1055
01:08:41,462 --> 01:08:43,259
Not by much, though!

1056
01:08:45,166 --> 01:08:48,499
Cut! Hold it! Hold it. Time out.

1057
01:08:50,505 --> 01:08:51,563
Time out!

1058
01:08:51,773 --> 01:08:54,207
I got something in my eye, jag-off!

1059
01:08:54,308 --> 01:08:55,969
Stop it! Oh, God!

1060
01:08:56,577 --> 01:08:57,566
Guys!

1061
01:08:57,645 --> 01:08:59,738
Let's not think of my safety!

1062
01:09:04,986 --> 01:09:06,681
I'm flying!

1063
01:09:16,864 --> 01:09:20,356
I guess I got the drop
on Dr. Ludmilla Kropotkin.

1064
01:09:22,236 --> 01:09:25,603
Get that thing away from
that little boy's butt! Drop it!

1065
01:09:27,975 --> 01:09:29,067
You all right, son?

1066
01:09:29,143 --> 01:09:30,303
Yes, thanks.

1067
01:09:30,712 --> 01:09:34,011
...for him, hour after hour I just wait.
Of course, he...

1068
01:09:43,825 --> 01:09:47,659
I would like Lori's three million,
please, or...

1069
01:09:47,995 --> 01:09:50,589
...Dr. Ludmilla Kropotkin will die.

1070
01:09:51,165 --> 01:09:52,792
But I am Dr. Ludmilla Kropotkin.

1071
01:09:52,867 --> 01:09:55,529
Keep back. He's dangerous.
He might have bomb.

1072
01:09:56,771 --> 01:09:58,102
Plan B, then.

1073
01:09:59,173 --> 01:10:00,663
Lobby, please.

1074
01:10:01,476 --> 01:10:03,808
I'll just get her letters for her, then.

1075
01:10:06,347 --> 01:10:10,181
All right, even he cannot penetrate
ballroom for letters.

1076
01:10:11,085 --> 01:10:13,849
Help! I'm being abducted. You've got to...

1077
01:10:14,021 --> 01:10:15,386
Oh, you're together.

1078
01:10:15,456 --> 01:10:18,186
- He's the brother.
- Good. Take him to bowels of hotel.

1079
01:10:18,259 --> 01:10:19,954
I go after the brother.

1080
01:10:22,864 --> 01:10:27,198
One false move and the doctor will get
a taste of her own medicine.

1081
01:10:28,569 --> 01:10:30,196
Relax, we're actors.

1082
01:10:32,607 --> 01:10:35,804
Oh, please, I'm not a doctor.
I'm a manicurist.

1083
01:10:35,977 --> 01:10:37,808
It's our anniversary.

1084
01:10:39,814 --> 01:10:41,975
Yeah, I'd like to believe that...

1085
01:10:42,850 --> 01:10:46,377
...from one of the most dangerous women
in the world.

1086
01:10:46,821 --> 01:10:50,814
I suppose you were involved with
that business in Helsinki with Ponsonby.

1087
01:10:51,592 --> 01:10:53,856
Did you get your kicks, Doctor?

1088
01:10:54,662 --> 01:10:56,721
We were just having a little fun.

1089
01:10:57,398 --> 01:10:59,229
You had your fun.

1090
01:10:59,667 --> 01:11:03,569
And he got his head sent home
in a freezer bag.

1091
01:11:09,677 --> 01:11:12,407
The key is really to listen...

1092
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,671
...to feel it and then...

1093
01:11:14,782 --> 01:11:17,012
...respond as if it were really happening.

1094
01:11:17,084 --> 01:11:19,075
You can do it. Break a leg.

1095
01:11:20,154 --> 01:11:23,021
Help, please! She's a killer!

1096
01:11:23,157 --> 01:11:24,749
- Please.
- She's dead.

1097
01:11:25,526 --> 01:11:26,618
What's wrong?

1098
01:11:26,694 --> 01:11:28,184
It's our anniversary.

1099
01:11:29,130 --> 01:11:31,325
- We are kidding.
- We are only acting.

1100
01:11:31,666 --> 01:11:33,691
- What?
- Just acting.

1101
01:11:34,635 --> 01:11:35,761
Wait.

1102
01:11:38,272 --> 01:11:41,070
- You can't go without a security pass.
- Russian Secret Service.

1103
01:11:41,142 --> 01:11:43,133
I need to see your pass.

1104
01:11:43,211 --> 01:11:44,303
Happy now?

1105
01:12:19,213 --> 01:12:20,510
Excuse me!

1106
01:12:20,581 --> 01:12:24,813
Excuse me! Hello, hello.
No pass, no entry, I'm afraid.

1107
01:12:25,052 --> 01:12:27,748
I'm looking for a tall American.

1108
01:12:28,089 --> 01:12:32,355
Aren't we all, dear. But we've got a show
to put on, in case you didn't notice.

1109
01:12:32,426 --> 01:12:33,757
Thank you.

1110
01:12:34,095 --> 01:12:35,653
You can wait outside.

1111
01:12:36,564 --> 01:12:39,658
Can we have all these swans together?
Thank you.

1112
01:12:39,901 --> 01:12:42,734
And you'd be Mr. Nikolai, I presume.

1113
01:12:42,870 --> 01:12:45,532
Would you get into the rest
of the costume?

1114
01:12:46,007 --> 01:12:47,804
I'm not supposed to be in costume.

1115
01:12:47,875 --> 01:12:50,605
- We are performing tonight, aren't we?
- Yeah...

1116
01:12:50,711 --> 01:12:54,704
Then get with it!
You go before the public in two minutes.

1117
01:12:54,949 --> 01:12:57,349
I'm not ready for that.
My brother said I wouldn't have to...

1118
01:12:57,418 --> 01:12:59,283
Spare me the prima donna act.

1119
01:13:01,622 --> 01:13:03,522
It's really not the time.

1120
01:13:03,858 --> 01:13:07,453
Nikolai's come in from the cold, everyone.
On stage, please.

1121
01:13:07,628 --> 01:13:11,291
We know you and your German friends
are financing all operation.

1122
01:13:11,365 --> 01:13:12,423
Your brother told us.

1123
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:16,300
I'm a banker. I'm mortgaged to the hilt.
I can't finance anything.

1124
01:13:16,370 --> 01:13:19,168
The longer you keep me here,
the less I'm worth.

1125
01:13:19,573 --> 01:13:22,736
Let's have a little fun with electricity,
shall we?

1126
01:13:26,614 --> 01:13:29,014
My lords, ladies and gentlemen...

1127
01:13:29,116 --> 01:13:33,485
...the Baltic dancers from Russia
will perform a dance...

1128
01:13:33,554 --> 01:13:38,548
...symbolizing man's growth
from infancy to adulthood.

1129
01:14:35,649 --> 01:14:36,638
Good God!

1130
01:14:51,065 --> 01:14:52,726
Where's Lori's letters?

1131
01:16:03,471 --> 01:16:04,802
May I?

1132
01:16:26,093 --> 01:16:28,653
Lori wants her letters back.

1133
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,524
Boris, come quickly.

1134
01:16:34,735 --> 01:16:39,001
Okay, I bring dart gun.
Then it's curtains for Spenser.

1135
01:17:42,903 --> 01:17:45,235
Spineless little shit.

1136
01:17:46,740 --> 01:17:48,401
I'm very late.

1137
01:17:48,576 --> 01:17:52,478
I lost my ticket, but I'm a close friend
of the minister of defense.

1138
01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:54,980
And my mom knows the queen of Sheba.

1139
01:18:06,594 --> 01:18:10,655
Maybe we should get out while we can.
Perhaps he could bring money.

1140
01:18:10,731 --> 01:18:13,757
Here, get Rasputin's money now.

1141
01:18:49,470 --> 01:18:51,768
How can we tell which doll is which?

1142
01:18:51,839 --> 01:18:53,466
Only he can.

1143
01:18:53,641 --> 01:18:55,165
It's his plan.

1144
01:18:57,711 --> 01:18:59,269
He's open!

1145
01:19:00,147 --> 01:19:01,705
Let's get out of here.

1146
01:19:09,123 --> 01:19:10,886
Where're you guys going?

1147
01:19:12,393 --> 01:19:14,554
Here comes Hawkins
with your money, now.

1148
01:19:14,628 --> 01:19:18,064
Great. I wish my brother could be here.
He's missing everything.

1149
01:19:18,132 --> 01:19:19,656
Here's the stuff.

1150
01:19:19,900 --> 01:19:22,664
You idiot, go and get the brother, now!

1151
01:19:23,937 --> 01:19:27,737
Please don't go anywhere.
I want to talk to you both after the show.

1152
01:19:37,418 --> 01:19:39,283
Oh, my God.

1153
01:19:56,437 --> 01:19:58,428
Stop! Don't torture him...

1154
01:19:58,605 --> 01:20:00,334
...or his brother will kill us all!

1155
01:21:18,519 --> 01:21:19,884
The man is a god.

1156
01:21:26,026 --> 01:21:28,187
I finish this man to man.

1157
01:21:38,338 --> 01:21:40,329
He has disabled bomb.

1158
01:21:47,314 --> 01:21:49,248
Hold it right there, you two.

1159
01:21:49,316 --> 01:21:51,307
What did you think of the show?

1160
01:21:51,385 --> 01:21:54,218
Here's the cash. You can count it all now.

1161
01:21:54,388 --> 01:21:55,787
Thank you very much.

1162
01:21:55,856 --> 01:21:57,619
Two bags' worth.

1163
01:22:01,361 --> 01:22:04,057
Where's Lori?
Do you know if she saw the show?

1164
01:22:04,631 --> 01:22:06,189
I got her money. She'll like it.

1165
01:22:06,266 --> 01:22:09,394
- Love the hat.
- Thank you. Thank you very much.

1166
01:22:09,837 --> 01:22:13,034
Can you keep a secret?
I'm taking this souvenir of my day.

1167
01:22:13,173 --> 01:22:14,970
This has been a total hoot.

1168
01:22:15,776 --> 01:22:18,574
I'm afraid he's a little groggy,
but he's fine.

1169
01:22:18,645 --> 01:22:19,612
Wally.

1170
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:21,511
Welcome back, stranger.

1171
01:22:21,748 --> 01:22:23,340
Here, take a load off.

1172
01:22:23,550 --> 01:22:25,575
- Can I get you some tea?
- Please.

1173
01:22:25,752 --> 01:22:27,185
One lump or two?

1174
01:22:27,321 --> 01:22:28,686
No lumps.

1175
01:22:29,857 --> 01:22:31,586
What have you been doing?

1176
01:22:31,658 --> 01:22:32,886
I was tortured.

1177
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:36,225
- Great. Did they make it fun?
- What?

1178
01:22:42,102 --> 01:22:43,899
You know what they're signing?

1179
01:22:45,439 --> 01:22:48,602
The death knell of our dreams.

1180
01:22:49,776 --> 01:22:51,676
We'll have to settle for half.

1181
01:22:52,045 --> 01:22:53,103
Ready?

1182
01:22:53,447 --> 01:22:54,778
Ready.

1183
01:22:55,182 --> 01:22:56,774
Did you see what I did?

1184
01:22:56,884 --> 01:23:00,285
In front of all these people, I had a solo.

1185
01:23:00,354 --> 01:23:03,152
I had the entire crowd
eating out of my hand.

1186
01:23:03,290 --> 01:23:05,315
Is that what you were wearing?

1187
01:23:05,425 --> 01:23:07,017
Maybe they made a tape.

1188
01:23:07,794 --> 01:23:09,284
I'm so proud of you.

1189
01:23:10,297 --> 01:23:12,629
I want to be just like you, Wally.

1190
01:23:13,133 --> 01:23:16,398
When I was back in that room,
I thought I was going to die.

1191
01:23:16,970 --> 01:23:21,168
My life passed before my eyes and
I realized I cared about the wrong things.

1192
01:23:21,275 --> 01:23:25,439
I've cared about money and success
and getting to the top.

1193
01:23:25,512 --> 01:23:27,480
Prestige and...

1194
01:23:28,315 --> 01:23:30,010
At the end of the day...

1195
01:23:31,418 --> 01:23:33,511
There's a big guy standing behind you.

1196
01:23:33,587 --> 01:23:34,918
Yeah, well...

1197
01:23:35,088 --> 01:23:38,251
...maybe you'll feel better
if you could see this tape.

1198
01:23:41,261 --> 01:23:43,161
Really behind me?

1199
01:23:44,331 --> 01:23:45,423
You're everywhere.

1200
01:23:45,499 --> 01:23:47,660
This one is for you...

1201
01:23:47,768 --> 01:23:48,928
...buddy.

1202
01:23:49,603 --> 01:23:50,661
Bang.

1203
01:23:52,072 --> 01:23:53,437
Is joke.

1204
01:23:53,507 --> 01:23:54,565
Look.

1205
01:23:54,641 --> 01:23:56,666
"From KGB to Boris...

1206
01:23:56,843 --> 01:23:59,277
"...fastest gun in the east."

1207
01:23:59,947 --> 01:24:02,507
But there can only be one fastest gun.

1208
01:24:02,950 --> 01:24:04,349
And now, it's you.

1209
01:24:04,785 --> 01:24:06,116
I salute you.

1210
01:24:06,286 --> 01:24:11,189
Doreen and me, we go open butcher shop.
But you will always be my brother.

1211
01:24:25,138 --> 01:24:26,696
Oh, look!

1212
01:24:34,214 --> 01:24:36,375
What? What's the matter?

1213
01:24:37,217 --> 01:24:39,651
There's nothing in here but silly money.

1214
01:24:39,886 --> 01:24:41,615
What were you looking for?

1215
01:24:42,656 --> 01:24:44,647
I lost my souvenir doll.

1216
01:24:47,294 --> 01:24:50,161
You really don't care
about money at all, do you?

1217
01:24:51,431 --> 01:24:52,989
It's not real.

1218
01:24:53,333 --> 01:24:55,392
The doll was beautiful.

1219
01:24:58,138 --> 01:24:59,935
How's this for a souvenir?

1220
01:25:09,516 --> 01:25:12,713
Roger, you don't suppose maybe doll...?

1221
01:25:12,819 --> 01:25:16,311
Don't be daft.
This is the one he picked for himself.

1222
01:25:18,258 --> 01:25:21,853
Terrible-looking thing.
Her stomach looks like her ass.

1223
01:25:21,995 --> 01:25:25,192
Is her ass, you idiot. Give it to me.

1224
01:25:29,803 --> 01:25:30,735
There.

1225
01:25:39,112 --> 01:25:41,205
That was like an explosion.

1226
01:25:42,115 --> 01:25:43,548
Want to try again?

1227
01:25:44,618 --> 01:25:46,279
Do you have insurance?

1228
01:25:50,957 --> 01:25:53,016
Did you see this? We were right there.

1229
01:25:53,093 --> 01:25:54,788
We could've been killed.

1230
01:25:55,896 --> 01:25:57,796
It says this mystery guy...

1231
01:25:57,898 --> 01:26:02,801
...was equal parts
"brilliant cunning and sheer testosterone."

1232
01:26:03,270 --> 01:26:05,898
They were right about the second part.

1233
01:26:06,807 --> 01:26:07,967
Time out.

1234
01:26:15,582 --> 01:26:17,243
All right, drink man.

1235
01:26:17,417 --> 01:26:18,816
Now.

1236
01:26:28,962 --> 01:26:30,429
Compliments of the house.

1237
01:26:30,497 --> 01:26:31,828
Oh, my gosh.

1238
01:26:31,932 --> 01:26:33,729
You people are so nice.

1239
01:26:35,569 --> 01:26:37,434
Do you eat the flower?

1240
01:26:46,513 --> 01:26:48,310
I'm sorry. In the nose, too.

1241
01:26:48,381 --> 01:26:50,781
That's the worst. Here, get a towel.

1242
01:26:54,020 --> 01:26:55,612
Did that make contact?

1243
01:26:55,756 --> 01:26:57,121
Oh my gosh!

1244
01:27:02,963 --> 01:27:04,453
Gesundheit myself.

1245
01:27:04,531 --> 01:27:07,830
- You okay?
- Yeah, just another Old Spice guy.

1246
01:27:09,870 --> 01:27:12,202
Impressive performance, Mr. Spenser.

1247
01:27:12,272 --> 01:27:14,604
Sorry about the test,
but we did have to be sure.

1248
01:27:14,674 --> 01:27:19,134
Only one candidate in a thousand
even detects Amazonian arafrog toxin...

1249
01:27:19,212 --> 01:27:21,271
...much less incapacitates the messenger.

1250
01:27:21,348 --> 01:27:23,873
And it's rare that we even approach
a candidate...

1251
01:27:23,950 --> 01:27:27,716
...until we've auditioned him
for 12 or 18 months, but the other night...

1252
01:27:27,788 --> 01:27:30,484
We witnessed the birth of a superstar.

1253
01:27:31,057 --> 01:27:33,048
We'd like you to join the team.

1254
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:35,720
You want me to be
a part of The Company?

1255
01:27:40,066 --> 01:27:43,797
I don't know what to say.
This is all happening kind of fast.

1256
01:27:43,904 --> 01:27:46,395
Just tell us your demands, please.

1257
01:27:51,244 --> 01:27:52,506
What do I do?

1258
01:27:53,346 --> 01:27:54,904
They think you're a superstar.

1259
01:27:54,981 --> 01:27:57,347
I think they expect you to act like one.

1260
01:28:01,822 --> 01:28:05,690
I would like fresh flowers in my room.
Rare tropical flowers...

1261
01:28:05,792 --> 01:28:07,191
...that smell good.

1262
01:28:07,260 --> 01:28:09,160
And ice in my dressing room...

1263
01:28:09,229 --> 01:28:12,494
...which should be a palace
and so should Lori's be a palace.

1264
01:28:12,566 --> 01:28:16,434
And I want a dressing room
for my pet bloodhound, too.

1265
01:28:16,703 --> 01:28:17,965
And a poodle.

1266
01:28:18,038 --> 01:28:21,701
And Lori's poodle.
They can bunk in together.

1267
01:28:21,808 --> 01:28:25,335
But there better be fresh flowers
in there! And ice!

1268
01:28:25,712 --> 01:28:28,909
- Whatever.
- Just so long as you produce the hits.

1269
01:28:29,015 --> 01:28:30,175
I'll do six a week.

1270
01:28:30,250 --> 01:28:31,217
Six?

1271
01:28:31,551 --> 01:28:32,609
Five.

1272
01:28:32,986 --> 01:28:34,419
No, not six. Five.

1273
01:28:35,355 --> 01:28:37,550
But one of them will be for free.

1274
01:28:37,624 --> 01:28:40,320
I want to do kids or old people
one day a week.

1275
01:28:43,063 --> 01:28:44,963
And I want a StairMaster.

1276
01:28:45,031 --> 01:28:47,090
I want a JuiceMaster.

1277
01:28:47,167 --> 01:28:49,863
I want a ThighMaster
and I want a ButtMaster.

1278
01:28:49,936 --> 01:28:52,302
If you can't give it to me,
I'm going back to Des Moines.

1279
01:28:54,641 --> 01:28:56,734
Just don't hurt the help.

1280
01:28:57,143 --> 01:28:58,804
It's whatever you want.

1281
01:28:59,579 --> 01:29:02,241
What I want is this guy. He's fantastic.
I love working with him.

1282
01:29:02,315 --> 01:29:05,307
I hope I've passed your audition.
Thank you for asking.

1283
01:29:05,418 --> 01:29:06,817
Let's get creative.

1284
01:29:06,887 --> 01:29:09,913
I'm thinking for our opening season, Lori...

1285
01:29:10,523 --> 01:29:11,922
...as Juliet.

1286
01:29:11,992 --> 01:29:13,653
Shakespeare in the Sand!

1287
01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:17,025
You've got casting approval, okay?
For your lead.

1288
01:29:17,163 --> 01:29:19,654
Joan of Arc for our action people.

1289
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:21,763
I set you afire.

1290
01:29:22,202 --> 01:29:23,897
You behead him, right?

1291
01:29:23,970 --> 01:29:25,494
Experimental.

1292
01:29:26,172 --> 01:29:27,196
"Cats."

1293
01:29:27,307 --> 01:29:29,775
Wait a second! With people.

1294
01:29:29,910 --> 01:29:32,504
People as cats. Let's workshop.

1295
01:29:32,679 --> 01:29:34,044
You're both cats.

1296
01:29:34,147 --> 01:29:37,173
You're my big cat.
I've got a giant cat. Get down.

1297
01:29:37,350 --> 01:29:39,716
Creative producer. Thank you.
You're the dog.

1298
01:29:39,786 --> 01:29:42,277
We've got a dog and a cat,
but they hate each other.

1299
01:29:42,355 --> 01:29:43,947
Chase, chase.

1300
01:29:44,624 --> 01:29:45,648
Go, go!

1301
01:29:45,725 --> 01:29:47,158
Cat, go, kitty, go!

1302
01:29:47,227 --> 01:29:51,254
Lori and I are the husband and wife.
We have this cat and this dog.

1303
01:29:51,364 --> 01:29:54,629
We love each of them,
but they hate each other.

1304
01:29:55,302 --> 01:29:58,066
So you're the bad cat.
The only thing we can do is...

1305
01:29:58,138 --> 01:30:01,039
Cut it out! Bad kitty! Bad cat!

1306
01:30:02,142 --> 01:30:05,043
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