1 00:00:36,972 --> 00:00:39,031 Welcome back, boys. 2 00:00:41,276 --> 00:00:43,540 As somebody once said... 3 00:00:43,645 --> 00:00:45,840 there's a difference between a failure... 4 00:00:47,049 --> 00:00:48,380 and a fiasco. 5 00:01:36,899 --> 00:01:38,389 Watch your head. 6 00:01:43,005 --> 00:01:44,438 I'm fine. 7 00:01:45,474 --> 00:01:48,602 A failure is simply the non-presence of success. 8 00:01:53,415 --> 00:01:55,747 Any fool can accomplish failure. 9 00:01:55,951 --> 00:01:57,043 I'm fine. 10 00:02:01,957 --> 00:02:03,322 I'm fine. 11 00:02:03,425 --> 00:02:04,949 What the hell's he doing here? 12 00:02:05,427 --> 00:02:07,258 But a fiasco... 13 00:02:07,930 --> 00:02:12,390 A fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions. 14 00:02:13,001 --> 00:02:16,232 A fiasco is a folktale told to others... 15 00:02:16,338 --> 00:02:19,637 that makes other people feel more alive... 16 00:02:20,109 --> 00:02:23,101 because it didn't happen to them. 17 00:02:23,946 --> 00:02:25,174 I'm fine. 18 00:02:31,186 --> 00:02:32,483 I'm fine. 19 00:02:32,688 --> 00:02:34,815 I'll take you to Phil so you don't get lost. 20 00:02:35,958 --> 00:02:40,156 Mercury Worldwide Shoes, which is actually Phil... 21 00:02:40,863 --> 00:02:44,822 contains some of America's finest artists' masterworks... 22 00:02:45,467 --> 00:02:49,335 seen only by people heading for very important meetings... 23 00:02:49,438 --> 00:02:50,962 a promotion... 24 00:02:51,373 --> 00:02:52,840 or otherwise. 25 00:02:55,277 --> 00:02:59,304 "We are not just employees," as Phil once said. 26 00:02:59,414 --> 00:03:02,349 "We are denizens of greatness." 27 00:03:04,586 --> 00:03:08,920 Phil says, "The world is full of those who achieve through negativity... 28 00:03:09,191 --> 00:03:10,385 "or theft. 29 00:03:11,026 --> 00:03:13,460 "We succeed through original thought." 30 00:03:17,232 --> 00:03:19,666 A shoe is not just a shoe. 31 00:03:20,102 --> 00:03:22,002 It connects us to the Earth. 32 00:03:22,104 --> 00:03:24,766 The right shoe can transport us... 33 00:03:24,907 --> 00:03:27,842 make us believe we are capable of more. 34 00:03:28,744 --> 00:03:32,646 But there are sacrifices for a goal like pure greatness. 35 00:03:32,748 --> 00:03:36,343 Like birthdays or last Christmas with my family. 36 00:03:36,818 --> 00:03:39,184 ...through Christ our Lord. Amen. 37 00:03:39,288 --> 00:03:41,756 Dig in. And no making fun of my cooking. 38 00:03:42,157 --> 00:03:44,125 - This must be homemade. - Oh, Dad. 39 00:03:44,226 --> 00:03:46,717 Though we sometimes celebrate odd things at Mercury... 40 00:03:46,828 --> 00:03:49,490 like the day the Italians invented rubber. 41 00:03:49,698 --> 00:03:52,428 Which they didn't, of course. But that's beside the point. 42 00:03:52,534 --> 00:03:54,661 Where exactly is Drew, anyway? 43 00:04:02,311 --> 00:04:06,475 We've contained magic in a shoe! 44 00:04:13,021 --> 00:04:16,718 It was meant to approximate walking on a cloud. 45 00:04:29,037 --> 00:04:31,005 Hey, if you ever need anything around here... 46 00:04:31,573 --> 00:04:32,767 I'm your girl. 47 00:04:47,422 --> 00:04:50,118 Any true student of functional shoe design... 48 00:04:50,225 --> 00:04:52,591 is also a student of Phil himself. 49 00:04:52,961 --> 00:04:54,451 He is a master. 50 00:04:54,563 --> 00:04:58,090 And Phil's innate wisdom of what people want and need... 51 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,464 has never failed to date. 52 00:05:00,569 --> 00:05:01,729 I'm fine. 53 00:05:02,638 --> 00:05:04,765 He's also obsessed with the number two. 54 00:05:07,109 --> 00:05:10,010 These are Phil's prized two Norman Rockwells. 55 00:05:10,112 --> 00:05:12,979 The pair of paintings that once hung outside the White House office... 56 00:05:13,081 --> 00:05:14,673 of John F. Kennedy. 57 00:05:15,017 --> 00:05:17,508 And yes, the two treasured doors... 58 00:05:17,619 --> 00:05:20,486 Phil once purchased from a church on vacation in Tunisia... 59 00:05:20,589 --> 00:05:24,525 and had sent back home for a total cost too enormous to mention. 60 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:27,854 $762,000. 61 00:05:28,163 --> 00:05:29,289 Each. 62 00:05:29,564 --> 00:05:31,998 Just two more minutes and I can send you in. 63 00:05:32,668 --> 00:05:34,659 Because we have a moment here... 64 00:05:34,770 --> 00:05:38,467 let me tell you that I have recently become a secret connoisseur... 65 00:05:38,573 --> 00:05:40,097 of last looks. 66 00:05:40,409 --> 00:05:44,140 You know the way people look at you when they believe it's for the last time? 67 00:05:45,213 --> 00:05:47,477 I've started collecting these looks and... 68 00:05:47,582 --> 00:05:49,277 Okay, he's ready for you. 69 00:05:54,323 --> 00:05:55,984 There's one right now. 70 00:06:07,536 --> 00:06:09,060 How are you, Drew? 71 00:06:11,973 --> 00:06:14,032 I wanted to jump out of the window of that helicopter... 72 00:06:14,142 --> 00:06:16,167 and just splatter on the trees, to tell you the truth. 73 00:06:16,278 --> 00:06:17,745 Don't do that. 74 00:06:19,448 --> 00:06:21,040 It's only money. 75 00:06:26,121 --> 00:06:30,251 The American psyche is in turmoil, Drew, and we have miscalculated. 76 00:06:30,759 --> 00:06:31,817 I'm sorry. 77 00:06:34,096 --> 00:06:36,690 I have no rulebook for this situation. 78 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:42,526 They tell me that we are about to lose 972... 79 00:06:45,173 --> 00:06:46,902 million dollars. 80 00:06:48,944 --> 00:06:50,036 I am... 81 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:55,712 ill-equipped in the philosophies of failure. 82 00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:00,078 Walk with me, Drew. 83 00:07:01,022 --> 00:07:02,785 My basketball team. 84 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:06,921 They don't even know yet. 85 00:07:10,565 --> 00:07:13,659 My Global Environmental Watchdog project will have to go. 86 00:07:15,103 --> 00:07:16,661 Sweet people. 87 00:07:17,939 --> 00:07:19,600 We could have saved the planet... 88 00:07:20,609 --> 00:07:21,576 but... 89 00:07:22,411 --> 00:07:25,938 How do I make the concept of $972,000,000... 90 00:07:26,047 --> 00:07:27,878 more real to you? 91 00:07:27,983 --> 00:07:30,975 It's the operating budget of a midsize country... 92 00:07:31,086 --> 00:07:32,713 a small civilization. 93 00:07:32,821 --> 00:07:33,947 It's big! 94 00:07:35,624 --> 00:07:36,852 It's so big... 95 00:07:37,292 --> 00:07:41,695 you could round it off to a billion dollars. 96 00:07:47,235 --> 00:07:48,998 I cry a lot lately. 97 00:07:49,471 --> 00:07:51,837 The promise of a global future... 98 00:07:51,940 --> 00:07:54,932 pinned to a groundbreaking shoe, your design... 99 00:07:55,210 --> 00:07:58,338 with a new form of material, launched this week to great fanfare. 100 00:07:58,447 --> 00:08:03,350 And now, meeting a growing international roar of laughter... 101 00:08:04,319 --> 00:08:05,411 and rejection. 102 00:08:07,589 --> 00:08:10,285 Enough to cause this memo... 103 00:08:12,828 --> 00:08:16,559 from Jeffrey Barlow, CEO of DCS. 104 00:08:16,665 --> 00:08:19,532 "This once highly-anticipated product... 105 00:08:19,634 --> 00:08:24,537 "may actually cause an entire generation to return to bare feet." 106 00:08:33,748 --> 00:08:35,682 We are about to enter... 107 00:08:36,685 --> 00:08:38,915 a free-fall plunge. 108 00:08:39,955 --> 00:08:43,914 And the sound you hear is the sound of shit hitting the fan. 109 00:08:46,161 --> 00:08:47,628 Globally. 110 00:08:48,964 --> 00:08:50,363 You hear it? 111 00:08:54,970 --> 00:08:57,029 I wish there was something I could do. 112 00:08:57,339 --> 00:08:59,705 Actually, there is. 113 00:09:00,308 --> 00:09:03,675 In a room downstairs is a reporter from Global Business Today. 114 00:09:04,412 --> 00:09:06,346 We need to make him understand... 115 00:09:06,515 --> 00:09:08,779 we hired you from our National Scholarship Program. 116 00:09:08,884 --> 00:09:12,115 We supported, invested in your brilliance. 117 00:09:12,587 --> 00:09:14,987 This was a very creative endeavor... 118 00:09:15,957 --> 00:09:18,050 and I think you should stand up... 119 00:09:21,096 --> 00:09:22,893 for your incredible work. 120 00:09:28,537 --> 00:09:29,799 You okay? 121 00:09:30,805 --> 00:09:31,965 I'm... 122 00:09:38,246 --> 00:09:42,410 It's a little bit like knowing the plane's going down before anyone else, isn't it? 123 00:09:43,985 --> 00:09:46,044 - When does this run, a week? - A week. 124 00:09:46,388 --> 00:09:48,413 Come Sunday evening, it'll be on the stands. 125 00:09:49,491 --> 00:09:51,118 Any last words? 126 00:09:51,626 --> 00:09:53,116 And in that moment, I knew. 127 00:09:53,228 --> 00:09:55,628 I know we hired you at the last minute but... 128 00:09:55,730 --> 00:09:56,924 Success... 129 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:01,795 Success, not greatness... 130 00:10:02,671 --> 00:10:06,437 was the only god the entire world served. 131 00:10:18,453 --> 00:10:19,886 Home sweet home. 132 00:10:36,071 --> 00:10:39,165 Eight years. Night and day. 133 00:10:39,507 --> 00:10:40,769 Can you imagine? 134 00:10:40,942 --> 00:10:44,469 An entire life wrapped up in a shoe. 135 00:12:33,621 --> 00:12:34,588 Yello? 136 00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:36,780 Drew? It's your sister. 137 00:12:37,158 --> 00:12:39,319 I have some really bad news. 138 00:12:40,361 --> 00:12:41,988 Could you call me tomorrow? 139 00:12:43,198 --> 00:12:44,165 No. 140 00:12:44,265 --> 00:12:46,233 - Could you call me a little later? - No, honey. 141 00:12:47,702 --> 00:12:49,169 Dad died! 142 00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:54,733 He had a heart attack back in Kentucky. 143 00:12:57,746 --> 00:13:00,078 He was still visiting Uncle Dale. 144 00:13:01,683 --> 00:13:03,514 Mom is in total shock. 145 00:13:04,252 --> 00:13:06,277 You have to handle this. 146 00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:08,980 You're the oldest. 147 00:13:10,258 --> 00:13:12,317 You're the responsible one. 148 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:55,362 I don't know why he went to Kentucky. I don't know what the attraction was. 149 00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:56,459 He was born there. 150 00:13:56,571 --> 00:13:57,936 They never liked me there. They never have. 151 00:13:58,039 --> 00:13:59,336 Drew will take care of everything. 152 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,533 Honey, you understand I can't go because of the baby. 153 00:14:01,643 --> 00:14:03,770 - I'll be back in two days. - I'll man the phones. 154 00:14:03,878 --> 00:14:06,506 I'll always be the one that snatched him away from them. 155 00:14:06,614 --> 00:14:09,014 The two sides of this family have never integrated well... 156 00:14:09,117 --> 00:14:11,381 so don't expect to make a lot of friends when you go there. 157 00:14:11,486 --> 00:14:13,545 - Drew doesn't make friends, Mom. - I have friends. 158 00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:16,089 - Do you have the blue suit? - I have the blue suit. 159 00:14:16,191 --> 00:14:17,783 He loved that silly blue suit. 160 00:14:17,892 --> 00:14:20,122 God only knows if I made him truly happy. 161 00:14:20,228 --> 00:14:22,321 I'll call from Kentucky. I'll be there in the morning. 162 00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:23,920 - We have a plan! - We have a plan... 163 00:14:24,032 --> 00:14:25,192 and you hold your head up high... 164 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:28,360 because don't you forget, you go back there as the most successful man... 165 00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:30,562 in the history of this family. Don't let them try anything. 166 00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:33,106 Oh, my God. I have to call people. 167 00:14:33,341 --> 00:14:35,400 I have to clean out the office, I'm a widow! 168 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:39,241 We'll figure this out, we'll figure this out. Just get Dad home. Hurry. 169 00:14:39,347 --> 00:14:43,681 I was still waiting for everything to start, and now it's over. 170 00:14:46,054 --> 00:14:47,316 I'll bring him home. 171 00:14:47,422 --> 00:14:50,050 Wait, wait! Stay close. Come, come, come. 172 00:14:50,158 --> 00:14:52,558 Now, what was it that Dad always said? 173 00:14:52,894 --> 00:14:56,295 - Lf it wasn't this... - It would be something else. 174 00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:59,456 Now, you go. You go and you make him proud. 175 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:03,162 And you call and tell me what's going on, okay? All right. 176 00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:06,739 I would go to Kentucky... 177 00:15:06,841 --> 00:15:10,004 put my father in the blue suit, bring him home... 178 00:15:10,345 --> 00:15:12,813 and then get back on that bike. 179 00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:16,444 Nothing would stop the plan. 180 00:16:15,543 --> 00:16:16,567 Sir. 181 00:16:17,679 --> 00:16:18,668 Sir. 182 00:16:19,981 --> 00:16:23,473 By flying this flight, you've helped save all our jobs. 183 00:16:23,584 --> 00:16:26,576 Definitely mine. Maybe even the entire airline. 184 00:16:27,288 --> 00:16:31,247 We would like to reward you with a free seat in first class. 185 00:16:31,693 --> 00:16:32,751 I'm fine. 186 00:16:36,297 --> 00:16:39,130 Okay, let me try it like this. 187 00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:41,662 I'm really tired. Please don't make me keep walking... 188 00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:44,499 all the way back down here all night long. 189 00:16:49,143 --> 00:16:53,307 Louisville, Kentucky, huh? Home, business, or family? 190 00:16:53,815 --> 00:16:55,009 My dad. 191 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:57,484 Where does he live in Louisville? 192 00:16:58,019 --> 00:16:59,509 Actually, he's near Louisville. 193 00:17:00,054 --> 00:17:01,282 Louisville. 194 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,322 He's in Elizabethtown. 195 00:17:07,428 --> 00:17:09,191 Oh, good. I hope someone's driving you... 196 00:17:09,297 --> 00:17:13,734 'cause the roads around there are hopelessly and gloriously confusing. 197 00:17:17,138 --> 00:17:18,901 I'll keep that in mind. 198 00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:25,007 I'll draw you a quick map. 199 00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:30,978 I mean, I'm so happy we're sitting here having this conversation... 200 00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:33,053 at 3:00 a.m., or whatever time it is. 201 00:17:33,154 --> 00:17:36,521 You know, it's such a great time. Everyone's sleeping but us. 202 00:17:36,624 --> 00:17:40,458 It's really nice to have a conversation with you and that you're really listening. 203 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,654 I feel like I can really talk to you... 204 00:17:44,265 --> 00:17:48,292 So, you want to get to 264, and then you want to not miss 60B. 205 00:17:48,403 --> 00:17:50,371 I'm going to be obnoxious about that. 206 00:17:50,471 --> 00:17:54,567 Bens are strangely delightful and very intuitive. 207 00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:57,538 Complex. Almost too complex to be around. 208 00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:00,939 - Do you know any Bens? - I know one Ben. 209 00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:03,915 I'm a student of names. 210 00:18:04,318 --> 00:18:06,616 For example, what's your dad's name? 211 00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:07,777 Mitchell. 212 00:18:07,889 --> 00:18:09,550 - Mitchell. - Yeah. 213 00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:13,190 Or Mitch? 214 00:18:14,695 --> 00:18:16,526 Mitchell. Sometimes Mitch. 215 00:18:18,366 --> 00:18:20,163 Son of a Mitch. 216 00:18:21,436 --> 00:18:23,495 And today I was fired by a Phil. 217 00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:27,306 Phil? Phils are dangerous. 218 00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:30,172 Phils are less predictable than Bens. 219 00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,744 And your girlfriend is a... 220 00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:40,479 Ellen. 221 00:18:43,491 --> 00:18:45,959 - How's that going? - Sort of a wait-and-see. 222 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:49,223 - Oh, yeah? - But then I waited and I saw. 223 00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:50,992 I was gonna say. 224 00:18:51,099 --> 00:18:55,263 I have never had a good experience with an Ellen or a Phil. 225 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:58,937 - How about with a Mitch? - Never met a Mitch I didn't like. 226 00:18:59,173 --> 00:19:03,769 Fun. Full of life, you know? You know what I mean when I say fun? 227 00:19:04,345 --> 00:19:08,076 Like you want to be a part of Mitch's club. 228 00:19:09,283 --> 00:19:10,614 Am I close? 229 00:19:11,686 --> 00:19:12,846 Close. 230 00:19:15,123 --> 00:19:16,647 He's okay, right? 231 00:19:16,858 --> 00:19:18,553 Yeah. He's... 232 00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:32,068 He's fine. 233 00:19:36,077 --> 00:19:39,308 You give him a big old hug for me. 234 00:19:43,651 --> 00:19:45,482 I'm Claire, by the way. 235 00:19:45,753 --> 00:19:46,777 Drew. 236 00:19:46,888 --> 00:19:49,083 - Nice. - Same to you. 237 00:19:49,557 --> 00:19:50,683 Please. 238 00:19:51,259 --> 00:19:53,159 I'll let you sleep. Here's your map. 239 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,322 Let me take this. 240 00:19:58,266 --> 00:19:59,756 I can handle this. 241 00:20:00,501 --> 00:20:02,594 Let go. 242 00:20:29,497 --> 00:20:31,658 I am not asleep. 243 00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:36,497 I'm not. 244 00:20:39,607 --> 00:20:42,303 I won't really be able to sleep. 245 00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:44,807 I won't really be able to sleep. 246 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:47,437 Okay. Ready to go, Drew? 247 00:20:47,548 --> 00:20:49,038 I'm not asleep. 248 00:20:49,617 --> 00:20:50,879 Blue suit. 249 00:20:51,052 --> 00:20:52,314 Losing the business. 250 00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:53,512 Louisville. 251 00:20:53,621 --> 00:20:54,781 I'm not asleep. 252 00:20:54,889 --> 00:20:56,186 We'll go next year. 253 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:57,416 Come back. 254 00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:24,979 One billion dollars. 255 00:21:29,657 --> 00:21:30,988 Good morning. 256 00:21:31,892 --> 00:21:33,860 And congratulations, Drew. 257 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:37,021 You've earned your wings as our ten millionth passenger. 258 00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:41,258 And here is a coupon for any four-diamond hotel... 259 00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:43,269 in the greater western Kentucky area. 260 00:21:44,405 --> 00:21:47,431 Better move quickly. Lots of people behind you. 261 00:21:54,248 --> 00:21:56,512 - Well, thank you. - Absolutely. 262 00:21:56,617 --> 00:21:58,209 And good luck with Ben. 263 00:22:00,121 --> 00:22:03,147 Look, I know I may never see you again... 264 00:22:03,557 --> 00:22:06,526 but we are intrepid. 265 00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,628 We carry on. 266 00:22:18,406 --> 00:22:19,532 Drew! 267 00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:25,404 Rental cars around the corner. You'll see the signs. 268 00:22:25,513 --> 00:22:29,779 Bluegrass Parkway turns into exit 60B. Don't forget, 60B. 269 00:22:30,351 --> 00:22:32,046 Okay. Thanks. 270 00:22:36,924 --> 00:22:38,585 You okay to drive? 271 00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:40,722 I'm fine. 272 00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:44,095 60B! 273 00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:52,638 60B! 274 00:23:53,534 --> 00:23:54,865 Uncle Dale. 275 00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:58,102 I'm in Louisville. Just landed. 276 00:23:58,506 --> 00:24:00,064 I'm on the road. 277 00:24:01,142 --> 00:24:03,440 60B. Yeah. 278 00:24:04,478 --> 00:24:05,911 I have a map. 279 00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:12,782 And I'll be there by 2:00. 280 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,593 I have the blue suit. 281 00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:33,596 Where's 60B? 282 00:24:36,444 --> 00:24:37,741 Shit, man. 283 00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:40,769 Oh, man! 284 00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:43,048 Did I miss 60B? 285 00:24:43,851 --> 00:24:46,251 Did I miss 60B? 286 00:24:46,921 --> 00:24:49,082 Did I miss 60B? 287 00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:55,254 Did I miss 60B? 288 00:25:01,735 --> 00:25:02,724 Elizabethtown. 289 00:25:04,071 --> 00:25:06,039 Elizabethtown! Yes! 290 00:25:06,140 --> 00:25:10,770 Elizabethtown! We're in! Oh, yeah. Okay! 291 00:26:44,238 --> 00:26:45,865 Oh, yeah. 292 00:26:49,076 --> 00:26:50,100 Jessie? 293 00:26:51,078 --> 00:26:52,204 Cuz. 294 00:26:57,418 --> 00:26:58,510 Cuz. 295 00:27:01,422 --> 00:27:04,880 This loss will be met by a hurricane of love. 296 00:27:11,732 --> 00:27:15,031 Charles Dean, meet grown-up Drew Baylor. 297 00:27:15,502 --> 00:27:17,265 Drew, it's good to see you. 298 00:27:17,471 --> 00:27:19,166 Thank you. My condolences. 299 00:27:19,473 --> 00:27:21,703 And here's my dad, your Uncle Dale. 300 00:27:22,109 --> 00:27:23,940 Wonderful to see you again. 301 00:27:25,746 --> 00:27:28,271 Well, Drew, this is Mitch's plot. 302 00:27:29,249 --> 00:27:33,709 And it has been in your family for 272 years. 303 00:27:34,755 --> 00:27:36,416 Now, I've endeavored... 304 00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:40,618 to keep this area here clear for your daddy. 305 00:27:41,729 --> 00:27:46,496 We're still discussing that issue. There is a possibility of cremation. 306 00:27:51,572 --> 00:27:55,064 Now, here are some of your daddy's personal things. 307 00:27:55,976 --> 00:27:57,807 The brown wallet. 308 00:27:58,245 --> 00:28:01,271 And here's his ring from West Point. 309 00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:06,052 Now I don't know how y'all feel out there in California... 310 00:28:06,253 --> 00:28:09,154 but West Point sure does matter around here. 311 00:28:09,456 --> 00:28:11,117 It matters a lot. 312 00:28:11,925 --> 00:28:14,393 Even though we now live in Oregon. 313 00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:21,360 Everybody. 314 00:28:21,568 --> 00:28:24,969 This is Mitch's boy from California. 315 00:28:25,339 --> 00:28:27,398 One of the California Baylors. 316 00:28:28,042 --> 00:28:29,339 This is Drew. 317 00:28:31,345 --> 00:28:35,839 And just like your daddy was, we are all very excited... 318 00:28:36,650 --> 00:28:40,347 about your eight-year triumph with that beautiful shoe. 319 00:28:50,030 --> 00:28:51,964 My condolences to all. 320 00:28:55,302 --> 00:28:58,635 No, sir. I'm not going to let you feel bad 'cause that was from your heart... 321 00:28:58,739 --> 00:29:00,832 but let them say condolences to you. 322 00:29:00,941 --> 00:29:04,741 - I thought condolences was... - It's incoming. It's an incoming phrase. 323 00:29:28,235 --> 00:29:30,362 Did I not capture your daddy? 324 00:29:33,073 --> 00:29:35,132 I don't know what the word is. 325 00:29:36,076 --> 00:29:38,271 It's just a look I never saw before. 326 00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:41,277 What's the word? 327 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:47,050 Drew, if you just move around a bit... 328 00:29:49,089 --> 00:29:51,216 you will see different aspects. 329 00:29:56,730 --> 00:29:58,288 Go ahead and cry. 330 00:30:11,612 --> 00:30:13,307 What's the word? 331 00:30:34,601 --> 00:30:36,000 Whimsical. 332 00:30:38,705 --> 00:30:40,730 The word is whimsical. 333 00:30:50,217 --> 00:30:51,184 Hey... 334 00:30:51,618 --> 00:30:53,142 why not? 335 00:30:54,288 --> 00:30:55,778 Whimsical. 336 00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:07,959 - Turkey hash brown casserole. - It's Russ! 337 00:32:12,699 --> 00:32:15,190 Aunt Dora, Aunt Dora. 338 00:32:17,604 --> 00:32:20,732 Aunt Dora, look what I found. 339 00:32:21,909 --> 00:32:24,434 Oh, my God! 340 00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:30,306 Look at Mitch's baby! 341 00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:33,318 You look just like your daddy. And who's been feeding you? 342 00:32:33,654 --> 00:32:35,679 Wait just a minute. I gotta talk to Drew. 343 00:32:35,856 --> 00:32:39,019 - We hope you're gonna stay for a while. - You're a credit to Etown. 344 00:32:43,597 --> 00:32:45,622 Sorry about your dad. 345 00:32:47,868 --> 00:32:49,130 This is your blood. 346 00:32:51,972 --> 00:32:55,703 And that's Samson, my son. Clearly up to no good. 347 00:32:56,443 --> 00:32:57,467 Samson. 348 00:32:58,679 --> 00:33:02,137 Uncle Mitch always wanted us to meet. Everybody says we look alike. 349 00:33:05,018 --> 00:33:07,612 Weird, huh? It's like looking in a mirror. 350 00:33:08,088 --> 00:33:12,525 Hi, Drew. I'm Connie. I was your daddy's first girlfriend and... 351 00:33:12,626 --> 00:33:14,617 Hi, Drew, I'm Charlie. 352 00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:16,593 - I'm a huge fan of shoes... - My son. My son. 353 00:33:16,697 --> 00:33:18,392 ...and the work you've done in the shoe business. 354 00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:19,692 - We'll talk. - Absolutely. 355 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,030 We got memorial plans to discuss. 356 00:33:22,135 --> 00:33:24,467 Your daddy was one of my 10 most favorite people. 357 00:33:24,571 --> 00:33:26,539 Sure did miss him when he went out West. 358 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,471 Drew, I'm E. Russell Marlowe... 359 00:33:28,575 --> 00:33:30,907 with the American Legion in Bardstown, Kentucky. 360 00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:33,241 Drew, I want to sign you up with the American Legion... 361 00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:34,678 or the Sons of the Legion. 362 00:33:34,781 --> 00:33:39,081 And I got a hat that I want to give you as a souvenir, in honor of your dad... 363 00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:51,429 Bill Banyon's not coming, is he? 364 00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:53,829 Bill Banyon is not coming. 365 00:34:08,081 --> 00:34:11,141 Bad dog! Stop that! 366 00:34:12,152 --> 00:34:13,619 Bad dog! 367 00:34:15,188 --> 00:34:16,780 - Samson? - What a mess! 368 00:34:25,298 --> 00:34:26,925 So, come on in. 369 00:34:27,034 --> 00:34:30,265 You know, it's not every day I invite good-looking men to my bedroom... 370 00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:33,237 but I just wanted you to meet your family... 371 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:35,069 the Baylors and the Conleys. 372 00:34:35,175 --> 00:34:37,336 Let's start with Dickey Conley. 373 00:34:37,444 --> 00:34:40,880 Now, he was an alcoholic. He had a drinking problem. 374 00:34:40,981 --> 00:34:44,610 And he also had three nipples. He had three nipples. 375 00:34:44,718 --> 00:34:46,743 And he was a poet. 376 00:34:52,893 --> 00:34:55,828 How's your mother, Drew, honey? You know... 377 00:34:57,197 --> 00:34:59,927 I really should have a picture of her in here. 378 00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:02,160 And this picture is... 379 00:35:02,335 --> 00:35:04,667 - Aunt Dora! - Coming! 380 00:35:04,871 --> 00:35:09,433 Lena, just watch over it. Two more minutes! I'm coming! 381 00:35:10,043 --> 00:35:12,603 This was the last picture taken of your daddy. 382 00:35:12,746 --> 00:35:14,839 This was just three days ago, Drew. 383 00:35:14,948 --> 00:35:17,109 He was the most loving man. 384 00:35:17,217 --> 00:35:19,208 - Dora! - Coming! 385 00:35:19,319 --> 00:35:21,879 Honey, you stay as long as you need to. 386 00:35:49,015 --> 00:35:50,243 Samson. 387 00:35:55,255 --> 00:35:56,415 My God! 388 00:35:58,024 --> 00:35:59,616 - Oh, man. - Was he driving that? 389 00:35:59,726 --> 00:36:01,125 Samson, you all right, boy? 390 00:36:01,228 --> 00:36:02,957 - You all right? - You all right? 391 00:36:04,030 --> 00:36:05,725 Oh, my God! 392 00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:08,696 Where the hell's his father? That's what I want to know. 393 00:36:08,802 --> 00:36:10,269 What happened? 394 00:36:10,370 --> 00:36:14,170 - Hey, who taught you how to drive? - What the hell do you mean? 395 00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:17,309 - What do you mean? - You gotta keep your eye on him! 396 00:36:24,484 --> 00:36:25,451 So! 397 00:36:28,355 --> 00:36:31,847 Y'all obviously made a group decision not to call and invite me. 398 00:36:37,531 --> 00:36:40,398 Hi! Bill Banyon. How are you? Good to see you. 399 00:36:42,569 --> 00:36:45,003 Bill Banyon. How are you? Good to see you. 400 00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:49,008 I hear Drew Baylor's here, is that right? Hi, Connie, how are you? 401 00:36:49,109 --> 00:36:50,076 I'm fine. 402 00:36:51,278 --> 00:36:53,678 - Is this Samson? - It is. This is Samson. 403 00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:56,544 Come here, Samson! How you doing? Give me a big boy hug! 404 00:37:02,155 --> 00:37:03,816 I'm so sorry. 405 00:37:04,524 --> 00:37:08,460 I should just go over to the kitchen. Good to see you. Cute kid. 406 00:37:09,362 --> 00:37:11,557 Drew, can I have your autograph, please? 407 00:37:12,032 --> 00:37:13,090 Of course. 408 00:37:18,371 --> 00:37:22,364 Where can I find an original model of Adidas SL 72s? 409 00:37:23,610 --> 00:37:26,204 That boy is looking for rules from you! 410 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,775 Blame me, everybody does. 411 00:37:28,882 --> 00:37:31,510 You can't be a kid and raise a kid. 412 00:37:31,685 --> 00:37:35,883 Dad, I'm taking this moment to tell you that I'm untraditional. 413 00:37:35,989 --> 00:37:39,789 When we celebrate the life of Mitch, we're gonna do it with no tears... 414 00:37:39,893 --> 00:37:43,454 we're gonna do it with excitement, and I'll take care of everything. 415 00:37:43,563 --> 00:37:45,258 - All right. - Hear, hear. 416 00:37:45,799 --> 00:37:49,701 We know what's up, and it's shoes. We're so much alike! 417 00:37:49,803 --> 00:37:51,964 I teach him things that everybody should know. 418 00:37:52,072 --> 00:37:55,235 I teach him about Abraham Lincoln and Ronnie Van Zant... 419 00:37:55,742 --> 00:37:59,337 because in my house, they are both of equal importance. 420 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,409 You don't get what I'm saying. 421 00:38:03,850 --> 00:38:07,581 You can't be buddies with your own son. 422 00:38:21,735 --> 00:38:25,034 Beautiful night. Does it ever cool off? 423 00:38:26,172 --> 00:38:29,767 No, this time of year, it's hotter than the hinges of hell. 424 00:38:30,243 --> 00:38:31,972 We got stars, though. 425 00:38:44,658 --> 00:38:46,956 Gotta say I'm surprised your mom didn't make it. 426 00:38:48,795 --> 00:38:50,763 Yeah, she's pretty broken up. 427 00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:53,496 She sends her love to everybody, though. 428 00:38:54,234 --> 00:38:56,600 Yeah. I don't blame her. 429 00:38:57,070 --> 00:39:00,801 Around here, their favorite thing to do is to get offended by something small... 430 00:39:00,907 --> 00:39:03,000 and hold on to it for 50 years. 431 00:39:03,743 --> 00:39:06,371 Of course, you and your dad were close. 432 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,545 Very close. And I knew him very, very well. 433 00:39:11,251 --> 00:39:12,718 He was my dad. 434 00:39:13,253 --> 00:39:16,620 We were actually going to drive here together this year. 435 00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:20,591 Then it became next year and no. 436 00:39:22,529 --> 00:39:25,157 I knew him very well. Very, very well. 437 00:39:26,066 --> 00:39:27,192 Very well. 438 00:39:27,701 --> 00:39:30,670 Yeah, I don't know my dad very well, either. 439 00:39:31,638 --> 00:39:33,162 That was my band. 440 00:39:34,741 --> 00:39:39,474 This was the show we opened for Lynyrd fucking Skynyrd. 441 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,342 - Two of the original members. - Cool. 442 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:48,248 Ruckus. 443 00:39:50,690 --> 00:39:51,748 Keep going. 444 00:39:52,292 --> 00:39:53,384 Keep going. 445 00:39:54,227 --> 00:39:57,060 Right below the reggae tribute. Look at that. 446 00:39:58,932 --> 00:39:59,956 Ruckus. 447 00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:02,597 Well, we almost opened for them. 448 00:40:03,403 --> 00:40:07,669 It's a really long story. We never played, and we never played since. 449 00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:10,475 And now you fix computers. 450 00:40:13,146 --> 00:40:17,014 All those postcards I sent to Birmingham 451 00:40:18,251 --> 00:40:23,188 All the way from those windows of Amsterdam 452 00:40:24,591 --> 00:40:28,823 Copped a gram from Dapper Sam 453 00:40:29,262 --> 00:40:33,790 Just a four letter man in another jam 454 00:40:34,567 --> 00:40:36,057 Oh yeah 455 00:41:32,358 --> 00:41:35,452 Welcome to the Louisville Brown Hotel. How long will you be staying with us? 456 00:41:35,562 --> 00:41:36,790 Two nights. 457 00:41:37,430 --> 00:41:39,625 That coupon I have not seen. 458 00:41:39,966 --> 00:41:42,526 You with the Hasboro Wedding? Chuck and Cindy? 459 00:41:42,669 --> 00:41:44,136 I'm leaving Friday. 460 00:41:45,104 --> 00:41:46,071 Okay. 461 00:41:47,173 --> 00:41:50,370 Put it on my company card. Let it rip. 462 00:42:03,223 --> 00:42:04,884 We're not married yet. 463 00:42:06,226 --> 00:42:07,625 Hey, Rebecca. 464 00:42:07,727 --> 00:42:10,753 Don't change the schedule or Cindy will freak out! 465 00:42:10,864 --> 00:42:13,059 She's been planning this for a year. 466 00:42:14,267 --> 00:42:17,668 Don't forget, there's a rehearsal dinner in... 467 00:42:28,381 --> 00:42:29,939 Chuck and Cindy. 468 00:42:41,661 --> 00:42:43,026 "Lovin' life." 469 00:42:48,234 --> 00:42:50,225 Heather? Pick up, sis. I'm exhausted. 470 00:42:50,336 --> 00:42:54,204 I'm at the Brown Hotel in Louisville. Call me on the cell. 471 00:42:54,974 --> 00:42:56,737 Hey, Mom, are you there? 472 00:43:01,915 --> 00:43:04,509 Ellen. Hey, it's Drew. Are you there? 473 00:43:08,121 --> 00:43:09,952 Call me back. 474 00:43:10,957 --> 00:43:14,222 Somebody call me back. 475 00:43:24,037 --> 00:43:27,404 That's what happens to a man when he lets a woman take over, George! 476 00:43:28,675 --> 00:43:31,439 You listen hard, laughing boy. 477 00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:40,275 Did you bring the stuff? 478 00:43:44,190 --> 00:43:45,714 No, Blinky, no! 479 00:43:46,426 --> 00:43:50,089 Here's a knife that you'll really like. This is my chef's knife. 480 00:43:50,463 --> 00:43:53,830 These knives are really razor sharp! 481 00:43:54,701 --> 00:43:57,829 Claire Colburn. It's Drew Baylor. 482 00:43:58,004 --> 00:44:00,370 You don't have to call me back. It's... 483 00:44:01,641 --> 00:44:02,903 It's all good. 484 00:44:03,009 --> 00:44:04,840 What am I saying? I don't even say, "It's all good." 485 00:44:05,712 --> 00:44:06,872 Good night. 486 00:44:15,955 --> 00:44:16,922 Yello. 487 00:44:17,023 --> 00:44:17,990 You have to come home. 488 00:44:18,091 --> 00:44:20,218 Mom has decided that she wants to learn to cook. 489 00:44:20,727 --> 00:44:21,716 Oh, no. 490 00:44:22,128 --> 00:44:23,561 I'll be home soon. 491 00:44:23,663 --> 00:44:24,925 Have you cried yet? 492 00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:27,800 A little. 493 00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:30,198 When it happens, it's gonna be for days. 494 00:44:30,303 --> 00:44:32,794 You should come home. She's out of control. 495 00:44:32,905 --> 00:44:34,270 Wait a second. I'll be right back. 496 00:44:34,374 --> 00:44:36,171 - Please come home. - Hello? 497 00:44:36,275 --> 00:44:38,470 Great to hear from you. I didn't expect for you to call. 498 00:44:38,578 --> 00:44:40,944 Then again, I did leave a few thousand numbers. 499 00:44:41,581 --> 00:44:43,742 It's Claire Colburn. American Airlines. 500 00:44:43,850 --> 00:44:46,444 - Claire. Can I call you right back? - I'll hold. 501 00:44:46,653 --> 00:44:47,620 Okay. 502 00:44:48,054 --> 00:44:50,249 - Hello. - Please come home. 503 00:44:51,124 --> 00:44:54,423 I want to learn to cook, I want to learn to laugh... 504 00:44:54,594 --> 00:44:55,856 and I want to tap dance. 505 00:44:55,962 --> 00:44:57,896 It will be my salvation. 506 00:44:58,464 --> 00:45:00,523 She won't stop moving, Drew! 507 00:45:00,633 --> 00:45:02,692 Heather, we need a decision here. 508 00:45:02,802 --> 00:45:04,633 What's your opinion on the whole burial issue? 509 00:45:04,737 --> 00:45:06,967 Because there's a lot of people here with big opinions! 510 00:45:07,073 --> 00:45:10,440 And there's a problem with the blue suit that I can't put my finger on... 511 00:45:11,377 --> 00:45:12,344 Wait, wait, wait. 512 00:45:12,445 --> 00:45:13,412 How you doing, Mom? 513 00:45:13,513 --> 00:45:15,572 Great. I'm great. We are gonna make it! 514 00:45:16,883 --> 00:45:19,044 - Hello. - Drew, it's Ellen. You called me? 515 00:45:19,852 --> 00:45:20,841 Ellen. 516 00:45:20,953 --> 00:45:24,445 Ellen? Ellen, thank you for calling me back! 517 00:45:24,557 --> 00:45:26,491 I'm so happy you called. 518 00:45:28,194 --> 00:45:29,684 Could you just hold on one second? 519 00:45:30,396 --> 00:45:32,193 - Hello? - You need to come home, Drew. 520 00:45:32,298 --> 00:45:34,198 I'll be right back. Hello? 521 00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:35,324 Drew. 522 00:45:35,435 --> 00:45:39,201 Ellen, I called you about that silly goodbye. 523 00:45:39,305 --> 00:45:40,465 Could you hold on for just one second? 524 00:45:40,573 --> 00:45:42,268 Yeah, but I'm actually on my way out to dinner. 525 00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:43,467 Just hold a second. 526 00:45:43,576 --> 00:45:44,907 - Can we... - I'm just in the middle of... 527 00:45:45,011 --> 00:45:46,000 - See, I've gotta... - Ellen. 528 00:45:46,112 --> 00:45:48,307 - Just call me later, okay? - Don't go. 529 00:45:48,614 --> 00:45:49,603 Okay. 530 00:45:52,051 --> 00:45:53,040 Hello. 531 00:45:53,152 --> 00:45:55,279 - Hello, stranger. - Claire, hold on. 532 00:45:55,388 --> 00:45:57,447 Here's what's great about the Nashville airport. 533 00:45:57,557 --> 00:45:58,990 I just wanted to call you and thank you. 534 00:45:59,092 --> 00:46:00,320 So, you know, goodbye, thank you and... 535 00:46:00,426 --> 00:46:01,723 - I'll hold. - Okay. 536 00:46:01,828 --> 00:46:02,795 Hello? 537 00:46:03,329 --> 00:46:04,921 Cremated, don't you agree? 538 00:46:05,031 --> 00:46:07,158 Heather, they really love him here. 539 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,161 They're not buying cremation. They don't even acknowledge the word. 540 00:46:11,270 --> 00:46:12,669 But I need to call you right back. 541 00:46:13,039 --> 00:46:16,031 Is there anything more important than the conversation we're having? 542 00:46:16,142 --> 00:46:18,167 I will call you right back. 543 00:46:18,411 --> 00:46:20,675 No problem. Just dial "hell" and I'll answer. 544 00:46:20,813 --> 00:46:23,714 I'll call you right back. 545 00:46:25,718 --> 00:46:27,049 I miss Dad. 546 00:46:30,289 --> 00:46:31,847 Was he a fun guy? 547 00:46:32,992 --> 00:46:34,687 Of course he was a fun guy. 548 00:46:34,827 --> 00:46:37,694 Especially in the last few years when you got so busy. 549 00:46:40,533 --> 00:46:42,125 I'll call you right back. 550 00:46:45,972 --> 00:46:48,463 - I know you're late for dinner. - I am late. 551 00:46:48,608 --> 00:46:50,508 - I'm in Kentucky. - Drew. 552 00:46:52,245 --> 00:46:56,113 It was real and it was great, and it was really great. 553 00:46:57,083 --> 00:47:00,484 Call me anytime, okay? Goodbye. 554 00:47:00,653 --> 00:47:05,283 It's just goodbye, you know? It's not "goodbye." It's just goodbye. 555 00:47:05,892 --> 00:47:06,859 Take care. 556 00:47:08,461 --> 00:47:09,485 Goodbye. 557 00:47:10,930 --> 00:47:11,954 Goodbye. 558 00:47:23,976 --> 00:47:24,806 Hello? 559 00:47:25,178 --> 00:47:27,874 Good Lord. Did I win the phone lottery? 560 00:47:28,414 --> 00:47:30,882 Tell me about the Nashville airport. 561 00:47:31,150 --> 00:47:34,278 I'm over it. I'm actually almost home now. 562 00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:36,650 Were the roads as hellish as I told you? 563 00:47:37,356 --> 00:47:40,189 Claire, my dad's dead. 564 00:47:43,296 --> 00:47:44,490 I know. 565 00:47:46,265 --> 00:47:47,459 You knew? 566 00:47:49,435 --> 00:47:51,096 I don't know a lot about everything... 567 00:47:51,204 --> 00:47:53,764 but I do know a lot about the part of everything that I know... 568 00:47:53,873 --> 00:47:55,465 which is people. 569 00:47:56,008 --> 00:47:58,499 And I thought I was so mysterious. 570 00:47:58,911 --> 00:48:03,177 Trust me, everybody is less mysterious than they think they are. 571 00:48:05,351 --> 00:48:08,252 And they all know me, and I don't know any of them... 572 00:48:08,354 --> 00:48:10,254 and I had never seen a dead body before. 573 00:48:10,656 --> 00:48:13,853 To have never taken a solitary road trip across country? 574 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:18,397 I mean, everybody's gotta take a road trip at least once in their lives. 575 00:48:18,664 --> 00:48:20,325 Just you and some music. 576 00:48:20,433 --> 00:48:25,029 You have no idea of the sheer volume of my cousin's kid when he cries. 577 00:48:25,137 --> 00:48:27,731 I mean, I think there is definitely a higher spirit. 578 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,808 But I agree, what's left behind finally... 579 00:48:29,909 --> 00:48:31,774 are the impressions you made on people. 580 00:48:34,146 --> 00:48:36,774 More important is to know where to go. 581 00:48:38,317 --> 00:48:40,615 You haven't traveled at all, have you? 582 00:48:40,753 --> 00:48:44,245 I just recently decided that things really are black and white. 583 00:48:44,457 --> 00:48:46,891 And so, we all became helpers. 584 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,921 Which I still can't help. I can't help helping. 585 00:48:51,030 --> 00:48:53,863 Okay, I'll drive back home. At least part of the way. 586 00:48:53,966 --> 00:48:55,866 I will take a road trip. 587 00:48:56,102 --> 00:48:58,070 I was actually gonna go with Mitch next year. 588 00:48:58,170 --> 00:48:59,865 Why am I calling him Mitch? 589 00:49:00,139 --> 00:49:03,404 I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem... 590 00:49:03,509 --> 00:49:05,807 that I forget what the problem actually was. 591 00:49:05,912 --> 00:49:08,710 If you're smart, you'll just wear your shoes and never ask any questions. 592 00:49:08,814 --> 00:49:09,940 Just enjoy your footwear. 593 00:49:10,049 --> 00:49:13,109 Do you ever just think, "I'm fooling everybody"? 594 00:49:14,186 --> 00:49:15,619 You have no idea. 595 00:49:15,821 --> 00:49:18,051 Men see things in a box. 596 00:49:18,991 --> 00:49:21,323 And women see them in a round room. 597 00:49:21,994 --> 00:49:24,485 Look at this. He was so young here. 598 00:49:29,335 --> 00:49:30,734 My mom. 599 00:49:31,537 --> 00:49:34,097 Not the one they wanted him to marry. 600 00:49:35,041 --> 00:49:36,702 They met in an elevator. 601 00:49:37,443 --> 00:49:39,877 I think I've been asleep most of my life. 602 00:49:41,614 --> 00:49:42,842 Me, too. 603 00:50:07,073 --> 00:50:08,768 Good Lord! 604 00:50:24,190 --> 00:50:26,590 Do you want to have a beer over the phone? 605 00:50:42,174 --> 00:50:43,641 Chuck and Cindy. 606 00:50:44,377 --> 00:50:46,504 Cindy and Chuck. 607 00:50:51,484 --> 00:50:53,748 I am currently stealing... 608 00:50:54,153 --> 00:50:58,214 Chuck and Cindy's wedding beer. 609 00:51:02,928 --> 00:51:04,953 You're a friend of Chuck's, right? 610 00:51:06,165 --> 00:51:09,032 - Yes. - No, you're not. I'm Chuck. 611 00:51:10,469 --> 00:51:11,959 Of Chuck and Cindy? 612 00:51:12,338 --> 00:51:14,169 - Is that Chuck? - It's Chuck. 613 00:51:14,807 --> 00:51:15,831 Who are you? 614 00:51:17,176 --> 00:51:19,269 Drew Baylor. Your neighbor. 615 00:51:19,712 --> 00:51:21,771 - You're here for my wedding? - No. 616 00:51:21,881 --> 00:51:22,870 Business? 617 00:51:23,716 --> 00:51:26,344 My dad died. I'm here for his funeral. 618 00:51:28,454 --> 00:51:30,285 I'm sorry. I can't... 619 00:51:31,957 --> 00:51:34,255 - That's hard. - It is hard, yeah. 620 00:51:36,796 --> 00:51:38,661 - No, no, please. - Shit! 621 00:51:39,298 --> 00:51:42,426 Please, no. No, no, Chuck. No, Chuck. 622 00:51:42,835 --> 00:51:44,325 Chuck, please. 623 00:51:53,612 --> 00:51:56,706 Death and life and death and life. 624 00:51:57,349 --> 00:51:59,317 Right next door to each other! 625 00:52:00,386 --> 00:52:02,320 There's a hair between them. 626 00:52:12,731 --> 00:52:16,929 We're here for the next three days. If there's anything I can do for you... 627 00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,730 Chuck Hasboro. 628 00:52:23,609 --> 00:52:24,598 Hi, Claire. 629 00:52:24,810 --> 00:52:29,304 Look, if there's anything I can do for you guys, okay? Anything. 630 00:52:29,648 --> 00:52:30,808 Thank you, Chuck. 631 00:52:31,550 --> 00:52:33,279 I love you, Claire. 632 00:52:40,392 --> 00:52:41,484 Okay. 633 00:52:42,695 --> 00:52:44,788 It's all about family, bro. 634 00:52:46,065 --> 00:52:47,293 Thank you, Chuck. 635 00:53:15,628 --> 00:53:17,789 But they say it will hit you. 636 00:53:17,897 --> 00:53:20,798 It could be 10 minutes or it could be 10 years from now. 637 00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:24,233 So it's good that you talk about it, or don't talk about it. 638 00:53:24,336 --> 00:53:28,739 Well, we have talked about it, but that's what they say. 639 00:53:29,141 --> 00:53:30,403 That's what they say, huh? 640 00:53:30,509 --> 00:53:32,670 Yes, that's what they say. 641 00:53:33,412 --> 00:53:36,540 I've always wondered this. Who are "they"? 642 00:53:37,049 --> 00:53:39,142 You know, "them." 643 00:53:39,518 --> 00:53:40,507 "Them." 644 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,884 The inimitable collective "them." 645 00:53:44,356 --> 00:53:46,790 And who says we're supposed to listen to them? 646 00:53:47,026 --> 00:53:48,254 They do! 647 00:53:51,664 --> 00:53:52,926 Doesn't your ear hurt? 648 00:53:53,832 --> 00:53:55,299 Yes, it does. 649 00:53:55,968 --> 00:53:58,766 And I have to get up in two hours and be charming. 650 00:53:59,338 --> 00:54:00,805 I'm going to Hawaii. 651 00:54:02,074 --> 00:54:04,872 - You'll get there and have fun. - I'll get there and sleep. 652 00:54:05,678 --> 00:54:09,239 It's just a little vacation I traded routes for... 653 00:54:19,024 --> 00:54:20,616 I'll let you go. 654 00:54:21,126 --> 00:54:22,218 Wait. 655 00:54:25,397 --> 00:54:26,762 When will you be back? 656 00:54:30,035 --> 00:54:31,195 Hello. 657 00:54:36,408 --> 00:54:38,000 You still there? 658 00:54:39,645 --> 00:54:40,737 Yeah. 659 00:54:41,714 --> 00:54:45,548 I'm just wondering if this whole thing is better on the phone. 660 00:54:46,285 --> 00:54:48,116 You're so much better on the phone. 661 00:54:48,787 --> 00:54:51,688 Maybe we should never face each other again. 662 00:54:53,459 --> 00:54:54,983 I enjoyed this. 663 00:54:58,931 --> 00:55:01,923 Hey, you're only 45 minutes away. 664 00:55:04,436 --> 00:55:06,802 You want to meet halfway and see the sunrise? 665 00:55:07,473 --> 00:55:10,533 At this point, it's probably easier to stay up. 666 00:55:13,279 --> 00:55:14,371 You think so? 667 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,778 I think that's what they say. 668 00:55:23,255 --> 00:55:25,018 Hey, you still with me? 669 00:55:25,424 --> 00:55:28,723 Yeah, I'm still here. 670 00:55:29,795 --> 00:55:32,263 - Take exit 43. - Okay. 671 00:55:54,086 --> 00:55:55,451 I see your headlights. 672 00:56:00,693 --> 00:56:02,024 I see your red hat. 673 00:56:03,362 --> 00:56:04,852 There you are. 674 00:56:34,693 --> 00:56:35,853 Hello. 675 00:56:36,695 --> 00:56:37,753 Hey. 676 00:56:50,943 --> 00:56:52,501 Should we hang up now? 677 00:56:58,083 --> 00:56:59,414 Follow me. 678 00:57:07,090 --> 00:57:08,250 We peaked on the phone. 679 00:57:08,358 --> 00:57:10,485 - Yeah, I'm a little tired. - Yeah, me too. 680 00:57:24,574 --> 00:57:25,939 Last looks. 681 00:57:32,582 --> 00:57:34,311 Have fun in Hawaii. 682 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,318 There's one right now. 683 00:57:38,521 --> 00:57:39,681 Aloha. 684 00:57:42,259 --> 00:57:43,351 Aloha. 685 00:58:01,378 --> 00:58:02,902 You will not defeat me. 686 00:58:11,021 --> 00:58:12,750 What are you doing? 687 00:58:15,759 --> 00:58:18,057 Mom, are you sure? 688 00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:21,927 Are you sure about the... Are you sure about the cremation? 689 00:58:22,198 --> 00:58:24,189 Honey, I don't know when I'm going to crash... 690 00:58:24,301 --> 00:58:27,134 but as of right now, we are learning about the car... 691 00:58:27,237 --> 00:58:31,139 and I'm learning organic cooking, I'm gonna tap dance... 692 00:58:31,241 --> 00:58:34,005 and later on today, I am going to fix the toilet. 693 00:58:34,110 --> 00:58:36,078 It is five minutes at a time. 694 00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:38,545 Do you all know about out in California... 695 00:58:38,648 --> 00:58:40,309 how many people they cremate out there? 696 00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:42,385 - No. How many? - 80%, I read. 697 00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:44,111 - Get out! - I'm not kidding you. 698 00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:46,819 Mom, I think you need to slow down. 699 00:58:46,923 --> 00:58:49,483 Look, everybody tells me that I should take sedatives... 700 00:58:49,592 --> 00:58:51,685 but, hey, I am out here and I'm making things happen. 701 00:58:51,795 --> 00:58:53,262 All forward motion counts. 702 00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:55,092 Sweetheart, when are you coming back? 703 00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:56,893 There's a memorial this Saturday. 704 00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,094 Okay. And who's there helping you plan all of this, sweetheart? 705 00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:02,637 Uncle Dale and Bill Banyon. 706 00:59:05,342 --> 00:59:07,139 Bill Banyon is there? 707 00:59:07,811 --> 00:59:09,244 - Bill Banyon? - Yeah. 708 00:59:09,346 --> 00:59:10,540 He is a con man. 709 00:59:10,647 --> 00:59:12,740 He swindled your father out of thousands of dollars. 710 00:59:12,849 --> 00:59:14,510 Seventeen years ago, he did something... 711 00:59:14,617 --> 00:59:17,415 which almost ruined this family to its very core. 712 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,487 Mother... 713 00:59:18,588 --> 00:59:20,886 Wrapping himself in the nobility of your father's memory. 714 00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:23,418 - Boy, he's getting an earful. - Boy, I'll tell you. 715 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:26,060 Mother! Listen! Focus! 716 00:59:26,196 --> 00:59:27,356 Beware. 717 00:59:27,464 --> 00:59:30,331 I know it's all very charming with the pickled things in jars... 718 00:59:30,433 --> 00:59:33,061 and the Southern charm and the hams that hang in the garage... 719 00:59:33,169 --> 00:59:36,002 until they're so covered with mold you could grow penicillin on them... 720 00:59:36,106 --> 00:59:37,835 Are you sure about the cremation? 721 00:59:38,141 --> 00:59:41,304 If Bill Banyon is there, definitely cremation! 722 00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:44,471 And you tell Bill Banyon, I'll be there. 723 00:59:49,452 --> 00:59:50,476 Hello. 724 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:51,747 Aloha. 725 00:59:52,489 --> 00:59:54,252 I talked to my friend, Kendra... 726 00:59:54,357 --> 00:59:58,259 who had a girlfriend with a kid who is exceedingly loud like Samson... 727 00:59:58,361 --> 01:00:02,821 and she's given me a videotape that works absolute miracles. 728 01:00:03,533 --> 01:00:05,000 Hey, thanks, Claire. 729 01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:08,068 What, you're already tired of me? 730 01:00:08,638 --> 01:00:10,765 I just haven't slept. I'm sorry. 731 01:00:11,841 --> 01:00:13,274 How's Hawaii? 732 01:00:14,911 --> 01:00:18,608 Well, I'm checking out this cute guy. 733 01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:21,247 Why are you telling me that? 734 01:00:29,025 --> 01:00:31,357 How could I leave you in distress? 735 01:00:32,762 --> 01:00:34,491 I'm taking you out. 736 01:00:37,867 --> 01:00:40,062 - I thought you were in Hawaii. - What's this? 737 01:00:40,170 --> 01:00:42,661 "When cremation is your preference." 738 01:00:43,139 --> 01:00:45,471 I just got some brochures I want you all to look at. 739 01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:48,009 And these are some choice of urns... 740 01:00:48,111 --> 01:00:50,102 available here at the Cave Hill Cemetery. 741 01:00:50,246 --> 01:00:52,180 You can take them home and... 742 01:00:55,218 --> 01:00:57,448 You can look at those brochures and... 743 01:00:58,888 --> 01:01:01,721 Y'all can look at those, take those home with you. 744 01:01:01,991 --> 01:01:03,618 Whatever makes you happy. 745 01:01:14,771 --> 01:01:17,205 We are shopping for an urn. 746 01:01:33,723 --> 01:01:37,022 And you can pick this up tomorrow immediately following the procedure. 747 01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:55,238 The Jim Morrison of Kentucky. 748 01:02:40,390 --> 01:02:43,450 You're kind of great, Claire. You do know that. 749 01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:46,985 - Sort of amazing, even. - Oh, come on! 750 01:02:47,530 --> 01:02:51,159 - I don't need an ice cream cone. - It's not an ice cream cone. 751 01:02:52,435 --> 01:02:53,959 What's an ice cream cone? 752 01:02:54,370 --> 01:02:55,632 You know. 753 01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:58,100 "Here's a little something to make you happy. 754 01:02:58,207 --> 01:03:01,142 "Something sweet that melts in five minutes." 755 01:03:01,945 --> 01:03:05,745 I'm completely cool with anything you want to say or not say. 756 01:03:06,282 --> 01:03:07,715 I don't need it. 757 01:03:08,518 --> 01:03:10,884 Besides, Ben is coming in tomorrow. 758 01:03:14,023 --> 01:03:16,856 - Do you want to hear my theory? - Of course. 759 01:03:18,261 --> 01:03:21,788 You and I have a special talent, and I saw it immediately. 760 01:03:22,699 --> 01:03:23,927 Tell me. 761 01:03:24,567 --> 01:03:26,626 We're the substitute people. 762 01:03:27,203 --> 01:03:28,670 The substitute people. 763 01:03:29,205 --> 01:03:31,537 I've been the substitute person my whole life. 764 01:03:32,342 --> 01:03:35,436 I'm not an Ellen. I never wanted to be an Ellen. 765 01:03:36,212 --> 01:03:39,579 And I'm not a Cindy, either. Although Chucks love me. 766 01:03:40,717 --> 01:03:42,344 I'm sure they do. 767 01:03:43,286 --> 01:03:45,151 I like being alone too much. 768 01:03:45,521 --> 01:03:48,922 I mean, I'm with a guy who's married to his academic career. 769 01:03:49,192 --> 01:03:52,161 I rarely see him. And I'm the substitute person there. 770 01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:55,595 I like it that way. It's a lot less pressure. 771 01:03:58,368 --> 01:03:59,460 Here. 772 01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:02,738 Play this for the loudest kid in the world. 773 01:04:05,408 --> 01:04:07,672 I'm not used to girls like you. 774 01:04:08,311 --> 01:04:10,176 That's because I'm one of a kind. 775 01:04:10,546 --> 01:04:12,036 You don't have to make a joke. 776 01:04:13,616 --> 01:04:14,981 I like you without the jokes. 777 01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:21,547 Get some sleep. 778 01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:25,158 I have a personnel interview tomorrow morning... 779 01:04:25,261 --> 01:04:29,095 and if I get transferred, Ben will die. 780 01:05:01,130 --> 01:05:02,927 Didn't it just feel better... 781 01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:06,361 that we just didn't do something impulsive? 782 01:05:06,469 --> 01:05:08,061 - I mean... - Yes. 783 01:05:10,139 --> 01:05:12,437 Now we actually have a shot at being friends... 784 01:05:13,342 --> 01:05:15,003 for the rest of our lives. 785 01:05:18,715 --> 01:05:20,615 The rest of our lives. 786 01:05:28,524 --> 01:05:31,618 Okay, now for the celebration proper we got the military bands... 787 01:05:31,728 --> 01:05:34,595 the right mix of seven speakers, no crybabies... 788 01:05:34,697 --> 01:05:37,393 It's official. Paul, Doug and Rick are flying in from Florida. 789 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:40,401 Ruckus will reunite for this one evening. 790 01:05:44,974 --> 01:05:46,066 How we doing on balloons? 791 01:05:46,175 --> 01:05:48,006 I sent to Balloon City, I got a bunch of them. 792 01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:50,636 And, Drew, my casket did come in from Lexington... 793 01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:53,375 and I got to tell you, it's quite beautiful. 794 01:05:53,850 --> 01:05:56,751 Look, Drew, I am getting the question constantly, okay? 795 01:05:56,853 --> 01:05:59,879 Why isn't he buried in Elizabethtown? 796 01:06:02,258 --> 01:06:04,385 It's not an insult to anybody here. 797 01:06:05,361 --> 01:06:07,386 Well, is there such a thing as partial cremation? 798 01:06:08,397 --> 01:06:11,264 Bill Banyon, how can you even say such a thing? 799 01:06:14,771 --> 01:06:16,568 I know you all love my dad. 800 01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:19,805 You can't dismiss my mother's wishes. 801 01:06:20,576 --> 01:06:22,066 And we're not from California. 802 01:06:22,311 --> 01:06:24,905 Jessie, can you do something about your son? 803 01:06:25,782 --> 01:06:27,147 Yeah. All right. 804 01:06:27,350 --> 01:06:29,580 A couple of good ass-kickings might be in line. 805 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:31,753 I think what Charles Dean wants to say... 806 01:06:31,854 --> 01:06:33,048 I know what he's saying. 807 01:06:41,197 --> 01:06:44,394 You all have different versions of him that you love a lot. 808 01:06:46,469 --> 01:06:47,936 This is ours. 809 01:06:50,039 --> 01:06:53,440 My family's record of the last thing he said on the subject. 810 01:06:54,410 --> 01:06:56,002 That's the plan. 811 01:06:56,412 --> 01:06:58,403 That is the way it's going to be, guys. 812 01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:00,205 Sprinkled at sea! 813 01:07:00,716 --> 01:07:01,774 Samson... 814 01:07:03,352 --> 01:07:05,980 And that's the decision from California. 815 01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:11,686 Shit. Oregon. 816 01:07:15,565 --> 01:07:17,362 We really are from Oregon. 817 01:07:18,668 --> 01:07:21,432 Don't make me come spank you. Leave him alone! 818 01:07:28,978 --> 01:07:30,969 Jessie, I have something for you. 819 01:07:35,618 --> 01:07:38,815 Samson, we're gonna watch this. 820 01:07:42,091 --> 01:07:43,285 One second. 821 01:07:52,869 --> 01:07:55,429 Hi. My name's Rusty. 822 01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:00,133 I helped build this house a long time ago. 823 01:08:00,610 --> 01:08:02,703 But wood-eating insects called termites... 824 01:08:02,812 --> 01:08:05,713 have compromised the integrity of this once fine structure. 825 01:08:05,815 --> 01:08:07,146 What's that sound? 826 01:08:07,450 --> 01:08:10,749 So today, I'm gonna blow it up. 827 01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:14,950 Silence. 828 01:08:15,858 --> 01:08:17,052 Now... 829 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:20,460 if I blow this house up... 830 01:08:21,430 --> 01:08:25,389 will you promise to behave and mind your mommy and daddy? 831 01:08:25,868 --> 01:08:27,335 Yes! 832 01:08:40,049 --> 01:08:41,209 Good. 833 01:08:42,351 --> 01:08:43,716 Let's blow it up. 834 01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:53,652 - Joe, we ready to go? - Yeah, Rusty, light it up. 835 01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,433 Fire in the hole! 836 01:09:00,169 --> 01:09:01,193 Three... 837 01:09:02,705 --> 01:09:03,763 two... 838 01:09:05,274 --> 01:09:06,332 one. 839 01:09:28,064 --> 01:09:30,157 Now, let's build a new house. 840 01:09:40,409 --> 01:09:44,368 Thank you for taking an interest in Jessie. 841 01:09:56,826 --> 01:09:58,225 Feels good, doesn't it? 842 01:09:59,495 --> 01:10:01,326 It's like Mitch is here. 843 01:10:03,733 --> 01:10:06,600 I can see Mitch right now, so proud... 844 01:10:07,770 --> 01:10:09,101 in that blue suit. 845 01:10:11,574 --> 01:10:12,768 Can't you? 846 01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:41,027 Stop the cremation! 847 01:10:43,672 --> 01:10:46,232 Stop the cremation! 848 01:10:47,376 --> 01:10:50,106 - Stop the cremation! - What the hell's going on, man? 849 01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:52,470 Hold on. Wait right here. 850 01:11:07,997 --> 01:11:09,328 I'm sorry. 851 01:11:19,175 --> 01:11:20,642 Here's your dad, man. 852 01:12:10,860 --> 01:12:11,827 I agree with her. 853 01:12:11,927 --> 01:12:14,452 It takes a year and a half to plan a wedding properly. 854 01:12:14,663 --> 01:12:15,630 It does... 855 01:12:16,699 --> 01:12:18,633 - Are you serious? - Yes. 856 01:12:19,068 --> 01:12:22,401 This is Claire. I feel like I've known her my whole life. 857 01:12:22,571 --> 01:12:25,631 He was at my door last night yelling, "Cindy, you get out here." 858 01:12:25,741 --> 01:12:29,370 And I was like, "Chuck, not tonight! Not until we get married..." 859 01:12:33,883 --> 01:12:35,214 Is that... 860 01:12:36,852 --> 01:12:38,251 Hey, Mitch. 861 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:43,882 So, what happened to Ben? 862 01:12:48,497 --> 01:12:52,593 There was a storm in Georgia. They grounded all the planes. 863 01:12:52,801 --> 01:12:54,359 And he doesn't like to fly. 864 01:12:54,603 --> 01:12:57,504 And now they want him to speak at some trustees event... 865 01:12:57,606 --> 01:12:59,403 and trot out some big ideas. 866 01:12:59,675 --> 01:13:01,836 Claire, I want to see you... 867 01:13:01,944 --> 01:13:04,777 on the tour of Maker's Mark tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. Sharp. 868 01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,074 - All right? - All right. 869 01:13:06,182 --> 01:13:08,377 I love this girl! 870 01:13:17,459 --> 01:13:18,790 You look great. 871 01:13:19,195 --> 01:13:20,457 I'm a mess. 872 01:13:20,896 --> 01:13:23,694 - You're crazy, Claire. You look amazing. - Thank you. 873 01:13:23,832 --> 01:13:24,958 And this dress... 874 01:13:25,734 --> 01:13:28,032 Did well on the personnel interview, though. 875 01:13:28,571 --> 01:13:32,371 Right. The interview. I forgot. 876 01:13:32,741 --> 01:13:36,404 I know. I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember. 877 01:13:41,884 --> 01:13:45,581 Drew! Lovin' life, lovin' you. 878 01:13:46,822 --> 01:13:49,052 Hey, missed you at the rehearsal dinner. 879 01:13:55,364 --> 01:13:56,888 - Claire? - Yeah? 880 01:13:56,999 --> 01:13:59,490 Let's show Mitch the site of his memorial. 881 01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:16,745 "Chuck and Cindy, the wedding!" 882 01:14:21,357 --> 01:14:22,688 Here you go, Dad. 883 01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:31,960 Welcome to the annual meeting of people who... 884 01:14:32,534 --> 01:14:34,001 annually meet! 885 01:14:35,004 --> 01:14:38,599 - And we'll see you all again next year. - Very nice. Come on. 886 01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:43,478 I'm just going to say right now what we're not saying... 887 01:14:43,579 --> 01:14:46,275 and let the chips fall, let the chips fall... 888 01:14:46,382 --> 01:14:49,044 let the chips fall where they may. 889 01:14:49,952 --> 01:14:54,446 Yes, I may be embarrassing myself, but I'm just going to say it. 890 01:14:58,694 --> 01:15:00,787 I like you! 891 01:15:06,969 --> 01:15:07,958 What? 892 01:15:08,203 --> 01:15:09,932 I think you should eat something. 893 01:15:11,674 --> 01:15:14,939 I've been starving myself all week long! 894 01:15:15,711 --> 01:15:17,372 - For Ben. - Man, I'm gonna eat. 895 01:15:17,713 --> 01:15:19,544 - We'll eat in my room. - Room service? 896 01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:23,674 I want cheese and cheese-related things. 897 01:15:23,786 --> 01:15:26,983 No, eggs and fries. With cheese on everything. 898 01:15:27,189 --> 01:15:29,783 - Cheese it is. - Cheese and Coca-Cola. 899 01:15:31,126 --> 01:15:32,286 And don't worry. 900 01:15:32,394 --> 01:15:36,091 Because as great as you look tonight, you are safe with me. 901 01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:39,998 Of course, it's safe. It's a full moon. 902 01:15:41,937 --> 01:15:44,565 - I look good. - You do look good. 903 01:15:44,673 --> 01:15:46,140 I'm wearing these clothes. I mean... 904 01:15:46,241 --> 01:15:47,902 Have you ever had unlucky clothes? 905 01:15:48,510 --> 01:15:49,704 This dress that you like? 906 01:15:49,812 --> 01:15:52,280 Good things have not happened to me in this dress. 907 01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:54,645 But I saw it tonight and I said: 908 01:15:55,017 --> 01:15:56,951 "I'm gonna give you one more chance." 909 01:15:57,086 --> 01:16:00,146 And I refuse to be let down by this dress again. 910 01:16:02,925 --> 01:16:04,483 Anyway, forget all that. 911 01:16:05,694 --> 01:16:10,154 You're here, and we're together, and it's a get-out-of-jail-free card. 912 01:16:10,532 --> 01:16:12,022 It's almost midnight. 913 01:16:12,134 --> 01:16:15,968 Life cannot be so cruel that we don't deserve to be together... 914 01:16:16,505 --> 01:16:17,665 to eat. 915 01:16:21,076 --> 01:16:23,738 - Hi, Chuck. - Hey, Cindy. 916 01:16:29,518 --> 01:16:31,816 Wait. Where's Mitch? 917 01:16:33,021 --> 01:16:34,921 I left him in the ballroom. 918 01:16:52,341 --> 01:16:54,571 I'm sorry Ben missed the flight. 919 01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:58,910 He forgot? 920 01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:03,915 No storm in Georgia. No trustees. 921 01:17:05,154 --> 01:17:06,985 No big ideas. 922 01:17:09,258 --> 01:17:11,522 - What a fucking jerk. - He's not a jerk. 923 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:15,393 He's a brilliant man who gives himself permission to be preoccupied. 924 01:17:16,999 --> 01:17:18,125 Come on. 925 01:17:19,234 --> 01:17:22,294 You know, there is nothing greater than deciding in your life... 926 01:17:22,404 --> 01:17:25,305 that things maybe really are black and white! 927 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:28,542 And this guy, Ben, who clearly takes you for granted... 928 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:31,442 who serially takes advantage of you, is bad! 929 01:17:31,547 --> 01:17:34,846 And what I am saying is good. See what I mean? 930 01:17:36,585 --> 01:17:38,746 You shouldn't be the substitute for anybody. 931 01:17:40,355 --> 01:17:44,815 This guy should be right here, right now, doing this. 932 01:17:56,839 --> 01:17:58,067 Maybe so. 933 01:18:02,377 --> 01:18:05,039 He's lucky I'm not the right person for you. 934 01:18:09,651 --> 01:18:13,143 I know why it's not you, but just tell me... 935 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:17,348 so I can see it from your perspective. 936 01:18:19,761 --> 01:18:21,786 See, I know what you deserve. 937 01:18:25,067 --> 01:18:26,967 What do I deserve? 938 01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:30,838 You deserve... 939 01:18:34,643 --> 01:18:36,110 You deserve... 940 01:18:40,916 --> 01:18:42,850 You deserve... 941 01:18:49,958 --> 01:18:51,550 a guy who says: 942 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:57,096 "I can't imagine a world without you. 943 01:18:59,635 --> 01:19:02,103 "We will start a winery when we are 70. 944 01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:08,505 "We will snowboard every December, and one year take our kids. 945 01:19:10,679 --> 01:19:13,045 "And we will always have the twin red Lexuses... 946 01:19:13,448 --> 01:19:16,440 "with the license plates reading: 'Chuck and Cindy."' 947 01:19:19,288 --> 01:19:22,587 You deserve all this and more. 948 01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:26,356 It's not you, I know. 949 01:19:41,009 --> 01:19:44,740 - Please don't take this as rejection. - I really don't. 950 01:19:53,755 --> 01:19:57,452 Ben's very lucky. All we did was kiss. 951 01:19:58,860 --> 01:20:03,229 Most of the sex I've had in my life was not as personal as that kiss. 952 01:20:26,288 --> 01:20:28,654 I'm putting on my shoes now. 953 01:20:35,397 --> 01:20:37,695 Excuse me. Sorry. 954 01:20:56,585 --> 01:20:58,883 I'm walking out the door... 955 01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,686 in last night's clothes. 956 01:21:05,994 --> 01:21:08,792 "Hey, Claire. Don't leave. 957 01:21:08,897 --> 01:21:11,491 "Stay. Let's have breakfast." 958 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:26,279 I will miss your lips and everything attached to them. 959 01:21:31,186 --> 01:21:32,653 See you, Mitch. 960 01:22:00,449 --> 01:22:02,178 Claire, you slut! 961 01:22:02,384 --> 01:22:05,080 - Claire! Swear to God! - Claire! 962 01:22:25,507 --> 01:22:26,701 Wait up! 963 01:22:28,343 --> 01:22:31,540 Just tell me you love me and get it over with. 964 01:22:32,380 --> 01:22:35,941 Claire, I'm just going to say this because you deserve it. 965 01:22:36,051 --> 01:22:39,111 It's not easy for me, but here goes. 966 01:22:42,324 --> 01:22:43,757 Four days ago... 967 01:22:44,092 --> 01:22:47,687 I lost a major American shoe company... 968 01:22:50,065 --> 01:22:54,559 Frankly, you could round it off to one billion dollars! 969 01:22:55,270 --> 01:22:58,535 And by tomorrow afternoon, everyone will know. 970 01:22:59,141 --> 01:23:02,907 Something's gonna be published that pinpoints me as the most... 971 01:23:03,612 --> 01:23:07,343 spectacular failure in the history of my profession... 972 01:23:07,449 --> 01:23:08,916 which is all I know how to do. 973 01:23:09,050 --> 01:23:13,316 And I've been here this whole time trying to be responsible and charming... 974 01:23:13,421 --> 01:23:15,616 and live up to this success... 975 01:23:16,491 --> 01:23:18,186 that doesn't exist. 976 01:23:18,894 --> 01:23:20,623 All I really want... 977 01:23:22,597 --> 01:23:25,828 is to not be here. 978 01:23:28,770 --> 01:23:30,067 I'm sorry. 979 01:23:30,806 --> 01:23:35,607 I have a very dark appointment with destiny. 980 01:23:36,444 --> 01:23:38,036 That's my secret. 981 01:23:39,247 --> 01:23:40,805 That's who I am. 982 01:23:42,551 --> 01:23:43,916 That's it? 983 01:23:44,219 --> 01:23:45,811 Yes, that's it. 984 01:23:47,055 --> 01:23:49,649 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 985 01:23:50,826 --> 01:23:55,661 I guess I just thought a small part of you might be a small bit sad to see me go. 986 01:23:55,997 --> 01:23:58,864 But I guess this is all mostly about a shoe. 987 01:23:59,234 --> 01:24:01,099 Of course, I'm sad about you. 988 01:24:01,269 --> 01:24:03,567 But this is just a little bit bigger than you and me! 989 01:24:03,672 --> 01:24:07,608 And by the way, I didn't say million. I said billion! 990 01:24:09,744 --> 01:24:11,371 A billion dollars! 991 01:24:13,381 --> 01:24:14,939 That's a lot of million! 992 01:24:17,886 --> 01:24:19,353 So, you failed. 993 01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:25,390 - No, you don't get it. - All right, you really failed. 994 01:24:26,127 --> 01:24:30,962 You failed, you failed, you failed. 995 01:24:33,034 --> 01:24:35,468 You failed, you failed, you... 996 01:24:38,406 --> 01:24:40,340 You think I care about that? 997 01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:43,968 I do understand. 998 01:24:46,281 --> 01:24:49,273 You're an artist, man. Your job is to break through barriers. 999 01:24:49,384 --> 01:24:51,579 Not accept blame and bow and say: 1000 01:24:51,686 --> 01:24:53,847 "Thank you, I'm a loser, I'll go away now." 1001 01:24:53,955 --> 01:24:56,583 "Phil's mean to me..." So what? 1002 01:24:56,691 --> 01:24:57,783 I don't cry. 1003 01:24:57,893 --> 01:24:59,622 You want to be really great? 1004 01:25:00,395 --> 01:25:04,491 Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. 1005 01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:06,999 Make them wonder why you're still smiling. 1006 01:25:10,205 --> 01:25:12,332 That's true greatness to me. 1007 01:25:14,042 --> 01:25:15,009 But... 1008 01:25:16,411 --> 01:25:18,777 don't listen to me, I'm a Claire. 1009 01:25:20,849 --> 01:25:23,409 - Well, thank you, Claire. - You're welcome. 1010 01:25:23,551 --> 01:25:26,577 Now would you quit trying to break up with me? 1011 01:25:26,688 --> 01:25:29,088 You're always trying to break up with me... 1012 01:25:29,190 --> 01:25:31,317 and we're not even together. 1013 01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:33,554 I know. 1014 01:25:35,263 --> 01:25:36,321 Wait. 1015 01:25:37,933 --> 01:25:38,991 We're not? 1016 01:25:43,038 --> 01:25:44,528 Of course not. 1017 01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:47,668 We're the substitute people, remember? 1018 01:25:54,616 --> 01:25:57,585 I'll see you at Mitch's memorial, if I can make it. 1019 01:26:37,359 --> 01:26:41,227 All right, when I give you the signal pull the pulley slowly across. 1020 01:26:41,329 --> 01:26:43,524 All right, slow and soulful. 1021 01:26:43,798 --> 01:26:45,823 Will do. Slow and soulful. 1022 01:26:50,205 --> 01:26:52,503 - She came! - That is her. 1023 01:26:52,607 --> 01:26:54,700 That is her. That's Hollie. 1024 01:26:54,809 --> 01:26:56,071 Hollie! 1025 01:26:56,544 --> 01:26:59,308 - Hollie. - It's really good to see you. 1026 01:26:59,481 --> 01:27:02,541 - You look more beautiful than ever. - Thank you. 1027 01:27:31,813 --> 01:27:35,510 Mitch wrote letters. Never once sent an e-mail. 1028 01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:39,345 He was always there for me. 1029 01:27:39,487 --> 01:27:41,284 Where are you, Mitch? 1030 01:27:41,523 --> 01:27:43,115 And I loved him. 1031 01:27:44,692 --> 01:27:46,091 And y'all know that. 1032 01:27:47,962 --> 01:27:49,589 I loved him! 1033 01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:52,525 Even though he moved to California... 1034 01:27:53,701 --> 01:27:57,637 God love him, he always came back to his roots. 1035 01:27:57,906 --> 01:28:00,568 And I will miss his laugh. 1036 01:28:00,909 --> 01:28:03,400 I don't have anything funny to say. 1037 01:28:04,345 --> 01:28:07,041 And I don't have a funny story to tell. 1038 01:28:07,782 --> 01:28:11,843 I will tell you, it wasn't easy for Mitch to leave the military... 1039 01:28:12,420 --> 01:28:14,911 and start over again in California. 1040 01:28:29,204 --> 01:28:33,004 And I apologize, per se, for my role in that deal, per se. 1041 01:28:33,675 --> 01:28:36,075 And to all of you who put this evening together... 1042 01:28:36,177 --> 01:28:38,873 it has gone beautifully, and thank you. 1043 01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:42,917 - Lena, it hasn't hit him yet. - It will. It will. 1044 01:28:43,184 --> 01:28:45,084 Ladies and gentlemen... 1045 01:28:45,753 --> 01:28:47,152 Hollie Baylor. 1046 01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:54,321 I want you to stay awake for this, all right? 1047 01:29:13,281 --> 01:29:15,044 I'm a little nervous. 1048 01:29:16,017 --> 01:29:17,609 But here we are. 1049 01:29:18,820 --> 01:29:20,310 It's been a while. 1050 01:29:25,593 --> 01:29:28,892 There was this shorthand of a long marriage. 1051 01:29:30,298 --> 01:29:33,529 We were complete opposites, and it worked. 1052 01:29:37,038 --> 01:29:38,938 The plan was to send... 1053 01:29:40,642 --> 01:29:42,940 my son to represent the family. 1054 01:29:44,479 --> 01:29:46,709 I was terrified that you would look at me and see... 1055 01:29:46,814 --> 01:29:50,750 that woman from California who took him away. 1056 01:29:51,653 --> 01:29:54,952 Even though we only lived in California as a family... 1057 01:29:55,056 --> 01:29:57,286 for 18 months, 27 years ago... 1058 01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:02,355 I always... felt it. 1059 01:30:04,165 --> 01:30:08,625 All because I was standing in an elevator in Tokyo... 1060 01:30:08,736 --> 01:30:12,228 and this handsome captain walked in... 1061 01:30:12,907 --> 01:30:15,307 on his way home to Elizabethtown. 1062 01:30:15,977 --> 01:30:19,913 And he was engaged. And so was I. 1063 01:30:22,850 --> 01:30:26,286 And somehow I hijacked him and took him to Disneyland! 1064 01:30:33,261 --> 01:30:35,752 But something happened between us... 1065 01:30:37,131 --> 01:30:39,326 that was not part of the plan. 1066 01:30:42,237 --> 01:30:44,137 We were in love. 1067 01:30:51,079 --> 01:30:54,674 Let me tell you a little bit about life without Mitch. 1068 01:30:56,251 --> 01:30:59,880 I wanted to get to know about Mitch's car... 1069 01:30:59,988 --> 01:31:01,956 and it actually ate me. 1070 01:31:02,757 --> 01:31:05,749 I went to the bank and the teller looked at me strangely... 1071 01:31:05,860 --> 01:31:08,055 and I got home and I looked at myself in the mirror... 1072 01:31:08,162 --> 01:31:10,130 and my face was still green from a facial mask... 1073 01:31:10,231 --> 01:31:12,529 that I had forgotten to take off. 1074 01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:15,603 And I called our insurance man of 30 years... 1075 01:31:15,703 --> 01:31:19,730 whose son Mitch had actually helped to get into West Point... 1076 01:31:19,841 --> 01:31:23,038 to tell him that Mitch was gone. 1077 01:31:23,745 --> 01:31:26,543 He didn't call me back for two days. 1078 01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:32,914 The car, the bank, the insurance man, the world. 1079 01:31:33,021 --> 01:31:35,285 I mean, nobody truly cared. 1080 01:31:39,260 --> 01:31:40,659 Not like us. 1081 01:31:43,865 --> 01:31:46,095 I always wanted to learn to tap dance... 1082 01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:47,997 so I took tap dance lessons. 1083 01:31:48,136 --> 01:31:49,899 And I wanted to learn... Yeah, I did. 1084 01:31:50,004 --> 01:31:52,063 And I wanted to learn to cook organically... 1085 01:31:52,173 --> 01:31:53,834 and so I attempted that. 1086 01:31:55,576 --> 01:31:58,170 And I fixed the toilet. 1087 01:32:00,815 --> 01:32:02,612 Yeah. All by myself. 1088 01:32:04,285 --> 01:32:07,413 And I wanted to learn to laugh. 1089 01:32:10,091 --> 01:32:13,151 Why couldn't I be funnier when Mitch was alive? 1090 01:32:13,394 --> 01:32:16,955 But you know, I figured it out. It takes time to be funny... 1091 01:32:17,065 --> 01:32:21,502 and it takes time to extract joy from life. 1092 01:32:23,471 --> 01:32:25,336 So I enrolled in comedy school. 1093 01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:30,943 Yeah, I did. I know, I know. 1094 01:32:31,045 --> 01:32:33,980 I was the oldest one in the class. Thank you. 1095 01:32:35,049 --> 01:32:38,507 And we were told to tell a story. 1096 01:32:38,619 --> 01:32:40,985 Something true, something that really happened to us. 1097 01:32:41,089 --> 01:32:45,822 So I got up there and I talked about my husband... 1098 01:32:47,195 --> 01:32:49,322 and the love he left behind. 1099 01:32:54,335 --> 01:32:56,394 A few days after Mitch died... 1100 01:32:56,504 --> 01:33:00,133 I was walking through the yard and I saw our neighbor... 1101 01:33:00,441 --> 01:33:03,535 who was a very good friend of Mitch's, Bob... 1102 01:33:04,145 --> 01:33:06,272 and he saw me coming through the gate... 1103 01:33:07,849 --> 01:33:12,115 and he said, "I am so sorry for your loss." 1104 01:33:12,687 --> 01:33:15,747 And I knew that he needed to feel that loss, too... 1105 01:33:15,857 --> 01:33:17,916 and to share it, and I wanted to help him. 1106 01:33:19,660 --> 01:33:22,720 And he put his arms around me, he cradled me... 1107 01:33:22,830 --> 01:33:25,526 and his embrace tightened. 1108 01:33:26,401 --> 01:33:30,667 Finally, here was somebody who truly cared. 1109 01:33:32,907 --> 01:33:35,068 And then... 1110 01:33:36,611 --> 01:33:39,444 I felt something else. 1111 01:33:51,726 --> 01:33:54,752 Something huge. 1112 01:34:01,436 --> 01:34:03,529 Let's just say it, let's just say it! 1113 01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:04,866 A boner. 1114 01:34:09,277 --> 01:34:10,471 I know. 1115 01:34:14,982 --> 01:34:17,348 A boner, that's what I get. 1116 01:34:17,452 --> 01:34:20,444 That's what I get for trying to do everything myself. 1117 01:34:20,555 --> 01:34:22,853 Boner Bob, my neighbor. 1118 01:34:34,602 --> 01:34:36,263 Oh, dear. 1119 01:34:43,611 --> 01:34:46,102 He rooted for all of you. 1120 01:34:51,953 --> 01:34:53,284 I love you. 1121 01:34:54,055 --> 01:34:56,523 This is for you, your favorite song... 1122 01:34:59,293 --> 01:35:01,056 on a Saturday night. 1123 01:37:02,249 --> 01:37:04,376 Well, you really brought everybody together... 1124 01:37:04,485 --> 01:37:06,214 I'll give you that. 1125 01:37:19,300 --> 01:37:21,325 I have this thing for you. 1126 01:37:25,206 --> 01:37:27,106 It's a very unique map. 1127 01:37:29,410 --> 01:37:31,275 It's for your road trip home. 1128 01:37:31,679 --> 01:37:33,146 Right, a map. 1129 01:37:36,217 --> 01:37:38,117 You promised. Remember? 1130 01:37:39,320 --> 01:37:41,686 No. No, I do, I remember. 1131 01:37:52,066 --> 01:37:53,966 This is for you, Mitch. 1132 01:38:26,300 --> 01:38:27,824 Free Bird, huh? 1133 01:38:31,505 --> 01:38:33,769 - Well, I better get back to... - Ben. 1134 01:38:37,712 --> 01:38:39,441 He finally made it. 1135 01:38:42,349 --> 01:38:44,112 Does Ben even exist? 1136 01:38:53,461 --> 01:38:56,692 Just call me when you get home... 1137 01:38:57,565 --> 01:38:59,055 and not until. 1138 01:39:00,101 --> 01:39:03,195 I want you to get into the deep... 1139 01:39:03,604 --> 01:39:06,869 beautiful melancholy of everything that's happened. 1140 01:39:14,949 --> 01:39:16,576 It's a great map. 1141 01:40:01,695 --> 01:40:03,322 - Jessie! - Just keep going! 1142 01:40:34,962 --> 01:40:36,327 Oh, my God! 1143 01:40:59,920 --> 01:41:03,447 I am a licensed flight attendant! Use this exit, please! 1144 01:41:28,682 --> 01:41:31,617 As a specialist in the field of last looks... 1145 01:41:32,786 --> 01:41:36,153 this one was pretty iconically Claire. 1146 01:41:58,178 --> 01:42:01,170 Friends and neighbors, we are gathered here... 1147 01:42:01,682 --> 01:42:05,277 to say our final goodbyes to our dear friend... 1148 01:42:05,953 --> 01:42:07,113 Mitch. 1149 01:42:43,357 --> 01:42:44,415 Come on, General. 1150 01:42:57,972 --> 01:43:00,065 The route of Claire's map... 1151 01:43:00,708 --> 01:43:04,007 with accompanying music and detailed instructions... 1152 01:43:04,445 --> 01:43:07,471 would take 42 hours... 1153 01:43:08,148 --> 01:43:09,638 and 11 minutes. 1154 01:43:10,651 --> 01:43:11,743 "Turn on ignition." 1155 01:43:27,868 --> 01:43:30,530 "Begin your journey and do not skip ahead." 1156 01:43:55,763 --> 01:43:57,355 She had laid out the entire road trip... 1157 01:43:58,565 --> 01:44:00,863 and timed it to music she herself had put on CDs. 1158 01:44:06,607 --> 01:44:10,202 The songs, of course, were classic mix tape songs. 1159 01:44:10,310 --> 01:44:12,107 About her, of course. 1160 01:44:13,247 --> 01:44:16,375 And the rich flurry of our almost romance. 1161 01:44:27,828 --> 01:44:28,920 60B. 1162 01:44:41,075 --> 01:44:42,872 This is The Hombres. 1163 01:44:55,122 --> 01:44:58,558 And she had even provided music for what would happen next. 1164 01:45:02,496 --> 01:45:03,793 Down to the minute. 1165 01:45:29,957 --> 01:45:33,484 You have five minutes to wallow in the delicious misery. 1166 01:45:33,861 --> 01:45:37,319 Enjoy it, embrace it, discard it... 1167 01:45:39,900 --> 01:45:41,026 and proceed. 1168 01:45:51,879 --> 01:45:55,371 Here is a river leading to the Mississippi. 1169 01:45:58,252 --> 01:46:00,846 "This is America," she wrote. 1170 01:46:01,688 --> 01:46:05,021 And if everybody gets a vote where their Mitch gets buried... 1171 01:46:06,660 --> 01:46:09,458 here are a few where my Mitch gets buried. 1172 01:46:09,796 --> 01:46:11,263 Or scattered. 1173 01:46:26,780 --> 01:46:30,238 "Pause for 30 minutes for the greatest chili in the world." 1174 01:46:32,452 --> 01:46:34,420 And elsewhere in Memphis. 1175 01:46:48,202 --> 01:46:50,727 This would be a good time to stop in at Earnestine & Hazel's... 1176 01:46:52,005 --> 01:46:53,370 and say hello to Russ. 1177 01:46:53,473 --> 01:46:54,633 How you doing? 1178 01:46:54,741 --> 01:46:57,904 He's hung onto the place for 38 long years. 1179 01:46:58,011 --> 01:47:00,206 He'll tell you a few stories. 1180 01:47:05,485 --> 01:47:08,818 Look. Look at this. That's the blues! 1181 01:47:11,725 --> 01:47:14,956 And just around the corner, the Lorraine Motel. 1182 01:47:19,032 --> 01:47:23,332 The hotel balcony where Martin Luther King drew his last breath. 1183 01:48:05,245 --> 01:48:08,442 His death was only the beginning of his victory. 1184 01:48:11,084 --> 01:48:13,678 You go across the bridge traversing Mark Twain's muse... 1185 01:48:13,787 --> 01:48:15,414 Jeff Buckley's funeral bed... 1186 01:48:15,522 --> 01:48:17,319 as the night air whips through your hair... 1187 01:48:17,424 --> 01:48:19,221 around your face, and out the other window. 1188 01:48:19,326 --> 01:48:23,729 You can feel the soul of that dark water even as you arrive on the other side. 1189 01:48:47,054 --> 01:48:49,522 Some music needs air. 1190 01:48:50,357 --> 01:48:52,188 Roll down your window. 1191 01:49:04,938 --> 01:49:07,099 - All right! Good! - I love you, Daddy. 1192 01:49:07,207 --> 01:49:09,869 I love you too, Drew. Where do you want to go? 1193 01:49:09,976 --> 01:49:11,443 - Tucky. - Kentucky? 1194 01:49:36,336 --> 01:49:37,803 Good morning. 1195 01:49:39,172 --> 01:49:40,662 How you doing? 1196 01:49:51,718 --> 01:49:53,379 The Survivor Tree. 1197 01:49:53,887 --> 01:49:57,050 It's my favorite tree in the world. 1198 01:49:57,958 --> 01:49:59,755 And I like trees. 1199 01:50:13,540 --> 01:50:16,065 "This once highly-anticipated product... 1200 01:50:16,176 --> 01:50:20,670 "may actually cause an entire generation to return to bare feet." 1201 01:50:25,986 --> 01:50:28,716 Sadness is easier because it's surrender. 1202 01:50:28,955 --> 01:50:32,447 I say, make time to dance alone... 1203 01:50:32,559 --> 01:50:35,255 with one hand waving free. 1204 01:51:11,731 --> 01:51:13,062 Look at us. 1205 01:51:14,401 --> 01:51:17,893 You with your many almost-great projects, me with my fiasco. 1206 01:51:20,607 --> 01:51:22,472 Oh, God. 1207 01:51:25,712 --> 01:51:27,907 Both of us working so hard... 1208 01:51:29,182 --> 01:51:30,410 for what? 1209 01:51:35,088 --> 01:51:37,818 We should have taken this trip years ago. 1210 01:51:45,232 --> 01:51:49,328 And the fact that I wanna go home and kill myself is really not your fault. 1211 01:51:49,436 --> 01:51:52,667 For what? For Phil? 1212 01:51:53,273 --> 01:51:54,365 No! 1213 01:52:58,972 --> 01:53:00,564 Don't get lost. 1214 01:53:02,742 --> 01:53:06,542 Proceed to the second largest farmer's market in the world... 1215 01:53:08,148 --> 01:53:09,479 Iocated on... 1216 01:53:09,583 --> 01:53:12,746 The Second Largest Farmer's Market in the World Boulevard... 1217 01:53:12,852 --> 01:53:16,288 for some essentials for the rest of your journey home. 1218 01:53:52,692 --> 01:53:56,685 Go to the pet area. Look inside the book about springer spaniels. 1219 01:54:06,806 --> 01:54:09,536 Find a pair of Sp�smoticas on display... 1220 01:54:09,809 --> 01:54:11,367 and look inside. 1221 01:54:14,681 --> 01:54:17,343 Here you have reached a fork in the map. 1222 01:54:17,450 --> 01:54:21,887 You can go to your car and the rest of the directions will take you home. 1223 01:54:22,422 --> 01:54:23,582 Or... 1224 01:54:27,193 --> 01:54:29,957 Iook for a girl in a red hat... 1225 01:54:30,296 --> 01:54:33,231 who's waiting for you with an alternate plan. 1226 01:56:46,399 --> 01:56:48,367 No true fiasco... 1227 01:56:48,668 --> 01:56:51,569 ever began as a quest for mere adequacy. 1228 01:56:52,272 --> 01:56:55,708 A motto of the British Special Service Air Force is: 1229 01:56:56,276 --> 01:56:58,801 "Those who risk, win." 1230 01:56:59,679 --> 01:57:03,911 A single green vine shoot is able to grow through cement. 1231 01:57:06,452 --> 01:57:09,683 The Pacific Northwestern salmon beats itself bloody... 1232 01:57:09,789 --> 01:57:12,587 on its quest to travel hundreds of miles upstream... 1233 01:57:12,692 --> 01:57:15,957 against the current, with a single purpose. 1234 01:57:16,863 --> 01:57:18,296 Sex, of course. 1235 01:57:18,898 --> 01:57:20,160 But also... 1236 01:57:26,406 --> 01:57:27,498 life.