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Let's sort the buyers from the spyers,
the needy from the greedy

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and those who trust me
from the ones who don't.

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If you can't see value here,

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you're not shopping,
you're shoplifting.

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You see these goods?
Never seen daylight, moonlight,

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Israelites,
Fanny by the gaslight.

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Take a bag, come on.
I took one home last night -

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cost more than ten pound,
I can tell you.

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Anyone like jewellery?
Look at that one.

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Hand-made in ltaly,
hand-stolen in Stepney.

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It's as long as my arm,
not like something else.

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Don't think 'cos these boxes
are sealed, they're empty.

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Only the undertaker
sells empty boxes.

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By the look of you lot, I'd make
more money with my tape-measure.

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Here, one price, ten pound.

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- Did you say ten pound?
- Are you deaf?

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Bargain. I'll take one.

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Squeeze in. Left leg, right leg.

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They call it walking.

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You want one, darling?
That's it, they're waking up.

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Treat the wife -
treat somebody else's wife.

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It's more fun
if you don't get caught.

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You want one?
Show me a bit of life, then.

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It's no good standing
like one o'clock half struck.

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These are not stolen -
they're just not paid for.

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Can't get 'em again,
they've changed the locks.

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Can't come back -
I'll have sold out.

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Nice bit of stuff.

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"Too late" will be the cry
when the bargains pass you by.

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If you've no money on you,

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you'll cry tears
big as October cabbages.

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Bacon, cozzers!

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# So I said I'm on the roam
So I need a car

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# And I know
that I'm getting alive

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# And I say I got faith
in a season ##

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'Ed can hustle
a few quid here and there.

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'But his real talent
lies in cards -

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'and gambling with cards.

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'Bacon could see that his days

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'of selling moody goods
on street corners are numbered.

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'lt's time to move on
and he knows it.'

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What you talking about?
I'm bloody skinny, pal.

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'Course you are. All right, Ed?

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Nick the Greek, a pleasure.
Tom, what have you eaten?

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- I was telling him...
- Enough!

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You two, join me in my office.

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So how much is it, Tom?

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You know how much, Nick.

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- And that includes the amp?
- No.

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That does not include the amp.

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Shit, Tom. I thought
it included the amp.

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It doesn't. I'll throw in
one of these telephones,

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but it does not include the amp.

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Very nice.

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I hope it includes the speakers.

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It doesn't include
the speakers or the amp.

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It's not supposed to include
me getting the hump

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with your questions.
You want it, you buy it.

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What else do I get?

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A gold-plated Rolls Royce,
if you pay for it.

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Don't know, Tom.
Seems expensive.

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Seems...this seems
to be a waste of my time.

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That is 900 nicker
in any shop,

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and you're complaining
about 200?

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What school of finance
did you study?

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It's a deal, it's a steal.

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It's the sale
of the fucking century.

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In fact, I'll keep it.

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All right, keep your alans on.

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Here's a ton.

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Jesus Christ!

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You could choke
a dozen donkeys on that.

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You're haggling over 100 pound.

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What d'you do when
you're not buying stereos -

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finance revolutions?

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�100 is still �100.

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Not when the price is �200.

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Not when you've got Liberia's
deficit in your sky rocket.

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Tighter than a duck's butt!

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Let me feel
the fibre of your fabric.

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'The skinny one is Tom.

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'He's the entrepreneur
of the bunch.

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'He's got
a couple of dirty fingers

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'in a couple of dirty pies.

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'Nick, however,
has made it his business

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'to have all 20
fat fingers and toes

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'in every dirty, bent
and stolen pie in London.'

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'Between them, there ain't much
you can't get hold of.'

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That's my 25 grand.

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It took me a long time to earn,
so treat it with respect.

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What about the chef?

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What've you come as?

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Cupid, stupid.

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That's the last time
I get fruit off you, Tom.

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There was more small armoured
things in it than fruit.

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You should open a butchers,
not a grocers.

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If you order stuff
from Kathmandu,

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don't be surprised
if it picks up a few tourists.

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Anyway, enough.
Where's the money?

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Keep your fingers
out of my soup!

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'Soap is called Soap

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'because he keeps his hands
clean of unlawful behaviour.

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'He's proud of his job
and more proud it's legal.

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'He represents the more
sensible side of the four.'

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Are you sure you can afford 25?

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It depends
how you look at it.

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I can afford it
if I see it again.

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Got the rest from
the fat man and Bacon?

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Fat man, Bacon
and myself.

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Looks like it's time
to call Harry.

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Who's this fat man?

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Sandwich, Bacon?

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'lt's not easy to take
a seat at this card table.

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'The amount of money
has to be 100 grand upwards

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'and there's no shortage
of punters.

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'This is the man who decides
whether you can play -

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'Harry, or as some,
including himself like to say,

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'Hatchet Harry.'

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You got it all?

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100 grand.

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If you got it, you got it.
Now, if you don't mind...

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- What's this Eddie like?
- He's a fucking thief!

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'Harry has a colleague,
a monster of a man,

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'Barry the Baptist.

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'He got his name
by drowning people for Hatchet.

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- Fucking pay.
- I'll pay!

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'Barry makes sure

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'the administrative side of the
business runs harmoniously.'

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The boy's got a rare ability.

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He seems to make cards
transparent. He's got...

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All right,
we can say he's good.

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No, he's better than good.
He's a fucking liability.

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Hold on, what
do you think of these?

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- We're selling hundreds.
- Very nice, Harry.

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What's it for?

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Don't play innocent,
Bazza. Spanking!

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There's 25 from me,
Tom, Soap and yourself.

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100 to the pound. Why the fuck
are you counting it?

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Because I like to.

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A reasonable return
should be about 120 grand.

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For 25 grand invested,
going on experience.

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Going on optimism.

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Whatever - it'll be enough
to send you on a cooking course.

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You're not funny, Tom.
You're fat -

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and look as though you
should be, but you're not.

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Fat! Who you calling...
Jesus!

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It's good here, innit?
Handy for the tube,

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great electrics - I can
see why you moved in.

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Don't knock it, it's "cheep",
like the budgie.

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Nobody wants to live next
to the people we live next to.

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- Anti-social to say the least.
- What d'you mean?

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He means they're
thieving bastards.

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When they're not picking
peanuts out of poop,

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they rip off unfortunate souls
of their drugs.

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Ssh. Not exactly thick,
these walls.

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Nice work, John.
Get yourself a drink.

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Is that it?

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How many times must
I tell you, Plank?

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Find a job worth doing, you'll
find your share improving.

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Have you got a problem
with that?

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# Police and thieves
in the street

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# Fighting the nation
with their... ##

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Charles, this gear
is getting heavier.

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I've a suspicion we should have
been rocket scientists or...

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Nobel Peace Prize winners...
something.

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Peace Prize? Be lucky
to find your penis for a piss -

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the amount you smoke.

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Who the hell's that?

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All right, Willie?

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Does it look like I am?
Take this.

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I'm in danger of breaking
a sweat any second.

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Charles,
why've we got that cage?

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Security.

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That's right. Security.

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What's the point in having it if
we're not gonna fucking use it?

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I would've used it, Winston,
but this is Willie.

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- And Willie lives here.
- Yes, Charles.

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But you didn't know it was
until you opened the door.

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Chill, Winston. It's me.

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Charlie knows it's me,
what's the problem?

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00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,800
The problem is, Willie,
Charles and yourself

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are not the quickest cats
at the best of times.

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So do as I say and keep
the fucking cage locked!

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00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,300
- What is that?
- That's Gloria.

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00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,700
I know that's Gloria.
What's that?

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Fertiliser.

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You went out six hours ago
to buy a money counter.

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You come back with
a semi-conscious Gloria

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and a bag of fertiliser.

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Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.

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We need fertiliser, Winston.

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We also need a money counter.

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This money's gotta
be out by Thursday.

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I'm buggered
if I'm gonna count it.

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00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,200
If you do have to buy
sodding fertiliser,

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00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,700
could you be
a little more subtle?

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00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,400
What do you mean?

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00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:19,700
We grow copious amounts
of ganja, yeah?

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00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:22,200
Yeah.

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00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:26,500
And you're carrying a wasted
girl and a bag of fertiliser.

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You don't look your average
horti-fucking-culturalist.

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That's what I mean, Willie.

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# "The Boss" #
by James Brown

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# Paid the cost to be the boss

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# Paid the cost to be the boss

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00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,600
# I paid the cost
to be the boss ##

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- How long's he been in there?
- About...20 minutes.

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00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:06,000
- Is he on his own?
- Yeah, carrying a bag.

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00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,100
Let's pay him a visit,
shall we?

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00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,600
'Big Chris settles debts
for Harry.

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00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:22,200
'The only thing he cares
more about than unsettled debts

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'is his son and heir,
Little Chris.'

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# Look at me

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00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,200
# Know what you see

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00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,200
# See a bad mother ##

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00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:43,300
This is one of them...
high-powered jobs, innit?

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Aaagh!

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00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:48,300
I've got some bad news
for you, John.

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What the fuck!

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00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:53,100
Mind your language
in front of the boy.

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Jesus Christ!

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00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:59,300
That includes blasphemy.
Now tell me, John,

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how can you concentrate
on improving this tan -

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and it is a lovely tan -

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when you've got more pressing
priorities at hand?

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00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:11,900
Tell Harry...l mean Mr Harry,

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I've been busy,
I'm nearly there.

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00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:17,000
Check his locker, son.

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00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:21,100
I don't suppose there's a chance
of you lifting this up, Chris?

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00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:29,700
He's not poor! He's got
over a monkey in his wallet!

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00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:34,100
Fuckin' hell, John, you go round
with that in your pocket?

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00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:37,800
Use language like that again,
you'll wish you hadn't!

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00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,300
Sorry, Dad.

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00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,600
Right. Put the rest
of the stuff in that.

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00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,800
You can go home
in a plastic bag tonight.

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You owe what you owe.

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00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:50,800
By the time this tan's faded
you wanna have paid.

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00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,500
- You never would've paid.
- Who would pay for shit?

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00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,300
Exactly. We had to...

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00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,300
What the hell
are you doing here?

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00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,000
What's up?

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00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,000
Let me guess,
my foot in your arse.

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00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,700
Game o'cards - Hatchet Harry?

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00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:16,600
You're supposed to be
getting your rest in, boy.

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00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,800
You playing cards
tonight, son?

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With Harry?

247
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,600
Don't be silly, Dad. I wouldn't
have anything to do with that.

248
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,000
Where'd
he get a hundred grand?

249
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,200
He's got adhesive mates -
Iike brothers.

250
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,100
They've tossed up
between 'em.

251
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:47,200
And JD, his dad,
owns the whole property?

252
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,000
No mortgage, no debts.

253
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000
Lock, stock - the fucking lot.

254
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,100
Don't worry, Harry.
I've got it under control.

255
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:58,100
Good. You can get this
under contol now.

256
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,800
It seems Lord Appleton Smythe
has run out of money.

257
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,200
These little beauties
are up for auction.

258
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,800
I'm not paying a quarter
of a million quid for 'em.

259
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,100
If you know what I mean,
Barry.

260
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:12,300
Make sure we get everything
from the gun cabinet.

261
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,200
I don't care who you use,

262
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,600
as long as they're not
complete muppets.

263
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,300
And don't tell 'em
what they're worth, Barry.

264
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,900
# "Spooky" #
by Dusty Springfield

265
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,300
# ln the cool of the evening

266
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:28,400
# When everything
is getting kinda groovy #

267
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,200
Right, where was we?

268
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:34,600
Shotguns...guns that fire shots?

269
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,300
You must be the brains.

270
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,300
That's right,
guns that fire shots.

271
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:42,300
Make sure you bring everything
from the gun cabinet.

272
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:46,400
There'll be a load of old guns.
That's all I want.

273
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,400
Everything else outside
the cabinet, you can keep.

274
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,900
Thank you very much.

275
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:53,400
There'd better
be something there for us.

276
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,400
It's a fucking
stately home,

277
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,500
of course there'll
be something there.

278
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,700
- Like what?
- Like fucking antiques.

279
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:03,800
Antiques! What the fuck
do we know about antiques?

280
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,700
- We rob post offices.
- We steal cars.

281
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:09,700
What the fuck do we know
about antiques, mate?

282
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,800
If it looks old,
it's worth money - simple.

283
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,200
Stop fucking moaning
and rob the place.

284
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,500
Who's the guv?
Who are we doing this for?

285
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:23,400
You're doing it for me -
is all you need to know.

286
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,700
You know
because you need to know.

287
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:31,200
I see. One of those
"need to know basis" things.

288
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,500
Like one of those
James Bond films.

289
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:38,200
Careful, remember who's giving
you this job.

290
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:42,100
Right, I'm off.
Call me when you're done.

291
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,600
Ta-ra.

292
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,600
Fucking northern monkeys.

293
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:55,800
I hate these fucking
southern fairies.

294
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,700
'Ed has been playing cards
since he could lift 'em up.

295
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:07,600
'He soon discovered
he had a big advantage.

296
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,000
'lt's not that he's
good at cards,

297
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,600
'or even good at counting them.

298
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,300
'lt's that he's good
at reading people's reactions

299
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,400
'no matter how subtle.

300
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,800
'Everybody has reactions.

301
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,200
'Especially when
it comes to money.'

302
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,800
# Love is kind of crazy

303
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,600
# With a spooky
little boy like you ##

304
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000
- Invitations.
- Invitations?

305
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,900
Yeah, four pretty white pieces
of paper with your names on.

306
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:46,100
We got 100,000 bits of paper
with the Queen's head on.

307
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,900
Will that do?

308
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:52,100
Just you. The others can wait
next door in Samoan Jo's.

309
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:55,400
Samoan Jo's?
You mean the pub? Hold on...

310
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:59,100
Hold on to your tongue
and I'll hold on to my patience.

311
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:03,100
No one in here but card players
tonight - no one.

312
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:13,200
Evening, Fraser. Don, Phil.

313
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,600
Bit dramatic, innit?

314
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,500
Is it supposed to be symbolic?

315
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,300
Apparently it's for security.

316
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,500
I'd have brought my gloves
if I'd have known.

317
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,800
You must be Eddy, JD's son.

318
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:30,700
You must be Harry.
Sorry, didn't know your father.

319
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:34,600
Never mind, son, you might meet
him if you carry on like that.

320
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,600
Evening, Tanya. Been a while.

321
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,900
All right, Ed.

322
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,000
We call each other Kenny,
OK, Gary?

323
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,500
All right, Kenny.

324
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,700
You gonna put your stocking on?

325
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:09,100
I spent 120 quid on my hair -

326
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,400
I'm not pulling a sock over it.

327
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,100
You have to put something on.

328
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,700
Three card brag, gentlemen.

329
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,900
Three 3s are highest,
then three aces,

330
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,900
then running down accordingly.

331
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:26,200
Then it's a running flush,
a run, a flush and then a pair.

332
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,900
An open man can't
see a blind man.

333
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:32,100
It will cost twice the ante
to see your opponent.

334
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,100
Don't fuck around, fellas.

335
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,500
You know the rules.
You know I won't stand for it.

336
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,800
What are you doing?
Put that back.

337
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,900
We're here to rob the guns.

338
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:03,600
Put it back - it's crap anyway.

339
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,200
Come on.

340
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,500
What sort of pub is this?

341
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,300
It's a Samoan pub.

342
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,100
What's that?

343
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:35,400
It's a cocktail -
you asked for a cocktail.

344
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,900
I asked you to give me
a refreshing drink.

345
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:41,400
I wasn't expecting
a fucking rainforest.

346
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,200
You could fall in love
with an orangutan in that.

347
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,700
You want a pint, go to the pub.

348
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,200
I thought this was a pub.

349
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,200
It's a Samoan pub.

350
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,100
Can you get your man
to turn the TV down?

351
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:59,100
Ask him if you like.
I'd leave him well alone.

352
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,500
Get rid of that.
Bring us a Diet Coke.

353
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:06,100
'Scuse me, can you
turn that TV down?

354
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,000
No.

355
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,600
Oooh!

356
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,000
Whoa, whoa, Kenny.

357
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,100
What are you doing?

358
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:32,500
I am trying to find out
where they keep their money!

359
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:37,400
You twat. Can't you see
they've got no money.

360
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,500
They can't even afford
new furniture.

361
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,700
We've got the guns.
What's the matter?

362
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:44,700
Every time we do a job,
you burn people's feet.

363
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,000
What's wrong with you?

364
00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,100
You wanna be more careful,
old fella. You nearly took

365
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,900
my man's head off with that.

366
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:04,100
You all right, Kenny?

367
00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:05,600
Kenny?

368
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,900
Ten grand, blind.

369
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,900
Twenty grand, open.

370
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,300
Deep end, eh?

371
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:25,300
Fold.

372
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,100
Gotcha!

373
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,700
Twenty grand, open.

374
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,700
I fold.

375
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,100
Don't spend that
all at once, boy.

376
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,600
Bloody 'ell!

377
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,400
What?

378
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,400
You said there'd
be no staff, Barry.

379
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,300
Did you get those guns?

380
00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:23,200
You wanna see
what they did to poor Gary!

381
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,800
Gary, Gary.

382
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,400
I said, did you get those guns?

383
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,400
Yes, we got them!

384
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,200
Good. I'll speak to you later.

385
00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:38,100
Gary, if you can hear me,

386
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:40,300
get back in the car now, mate.

387
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:42,200
Barry... Barry!

388
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,700
Fucking, sodding,
shandy-drinking bastard!

389
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,100
# "Liar Liar" #
by The Castaways

390
00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:52,800
# Liar liar, pants on fire

391
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:57,000
# Your nose is longer
than a telephone wire

392
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,700
# Ask me, baby, why I'm sad

393
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:03,800
# Been out all night
Know you've been bad

394
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,300
# Don't tell me different
I know it's a lie

395
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:10,000
# Come to me, honey
See how I cry

396
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:16,500
# Why must you hurt me?
Do what you do?

397
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:20,400
# Listen here, girl
Can't you see I love you?

398
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,000
# Make a little effort
Try to be true

399
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,100
# I will be happy
Not so blue

400
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:43,600
# Liar liar, pants on fire

401
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,400
# Your nose is longer
than a telephone wire

402
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,000
# You keep on
telling me those lies

403
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,000
# Still going out
with other guys ##

404
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,700
Give me my money!
You fucking slags!

405
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,700
Give me my money!

406
00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:03,400
Give me back my money!

407
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,800
Give it back!

408
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,600
Wankers! Wankers!

409
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:15,500
Come on, you. Not now, please.

410
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,400
You fucking bastard!

411
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:26,800
Fuck...you bastard.

412
00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:29,900
Oh, my good God!

413
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:31,900
We'll take you to the cleaners!

414
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,100
Twenty grand open.

415
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,700
Thirty thousand.

416
00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:48,500
Back to you already, Eddie.

417
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,500
Fifty grand.

418
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:57,000
Eighty grand.

419
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,100
One hundred grand.

420
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:03,400
Whoa, whoa whoa.
Look, fellas, I know...

421
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,800
I know you're not in,

422
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,800
which means no one cares
what you know.

423
00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:10,300
Two hundred and fifty.

424
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,600
That's quite a raise.

425
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:19,300
That's one hundred and fifty
on my one hundred.

426
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,900
Is there anything else
you want to say?

427
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:27,500
As you know, this puts us
in an awkward position.

428
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,000
I don't have enough
to continue.

429
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,000
We'll have to see your cards
if no one loans Eddie the money.

430
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
It's a loan
or we see both your cards.

431
00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:44,800
I will.

432
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,200
You will what?

433
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,300
I will loan you the money.

434
00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:59,800
No, I think I'd rather
just turn 'em over.

435
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,900
I'm not interested
in what you would rather.

436
00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:05,100
I wanna keep going.

437
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,900
I'm also offering you the money.

438
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:11,100
We don't have to turn 'em over
because you can borrow.

439
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,900
I need two hundred
and fifty grand.

440
00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:19,500
No, you need five hundred
grand to see me.

441
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,300
That's if I wanna see you.

442
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:26,500
You're gonna have a problem
carrying on, ain't ya?

443
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,200
I'll see you.

444
00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:37,100
OK, before I loan you this,
I expect -

445
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:38,700
if you lose, of course -

446
00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:41,000
my money back within a week.

447
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,700
Crystal? That's Sunday, OK?

448
00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:16,300
Is that it?

449
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:18,800
Now let's see his fucking cards.

450
00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:34,500
# "l Wanna Be Your Dog" #
by The Stooges

451
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,100
# So messed up I want you here

452
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,100
# ln my room I want you here

453
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,100
# Now we're gonna be
face to face

454
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,900
# And I'll lay right down
in my favourite place

455
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:13,400
# And now I wanna be your dog

456
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,700
# And now I wanna be your dog #

457
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,900
# Well, come on! ##

458
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,200
Hello, boy.
Feeling a bit poorly?

459
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,100
I know your friends

460
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:37,900
are responsible
for most of the cash...

461
00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:40,800
so I'm gonna give you
one week to find it.

462
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,700
Otherwise I will take a finger

463
00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:46,600
of each of you
and your friends' hands

464
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,900
for every day that passes
without payment.

465
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:52,800
When you've
run out of digits -

466
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,800
your dad's bar,
and who knows what then.

467
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,000
All right, my son?

468
00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:02,300
# "Why Did You Do lt?" #
by Stretch

469
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:06,100
# I've been thinking
about what you have done to me

470
00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:10,800
# The damage is much deeper
than you'll ever see

471
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,600
# Hit me like a hammer
to my head ##

472
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,300
This doesn't look good.

473
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:24,100
'He explained the unfortunate
position they were in.

474
00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:27,700
'Harry would start sizing up
all their fingers in a week.

475
00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:31,100
'He knew there was no way Ed
could settle that debt alone.

476
00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:34,100
'Harry saw it
as their money on the table,

477
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:37,400
'so it was their debt
off the table.

478
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,800
'Ed could've kissed
the old bastard for that.

479
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,500
'lf he said he wanted
to settle the debt on his own,

480
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,200
'it would have been a lie.'

481
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,200
I wish he would've
let me settle it.

482
00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:55,100
- I'm gonna kill him!
- Stop fucking about.

483
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:58,500
Think about what
we're gonna do. Sit down.

484
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,400
What's all the fuss
about Harry?

485
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,100
Why don't we
boycott the payment?

486
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,300
Let me tell you
about Hatchet Harry.

487
00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:17,100
This geezer, Smithy
Robinson, worked for Harry.

488
00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:19,700
It was rumoured
that he was on the take.

489
00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:22,000
Harry's invited Smithy round
for an explanation.

490
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,700
Smithy didn't
do a very good job.

491
00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:26,300
Within a minute...

492
00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:27,800
Harry's lost his rag.

493
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,400
Reached out for the nearest
thing at hand -

494
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,900
which happened to be
a 15-inch black rubber cock.

495
00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:36,800
He then proceeded to batter
poor Smithy to death with it.

496
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,100
That was seen as
a pleasant way to go.

497
00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:47,500
Hence Hatchet Harry
is a man you pay if you owe.

498
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:52,700
Don't worry,
I'll think of something.

499
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,200
# I've been thinking
about what you have done to me

500
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,300
# lmages much deeper
than you'll ever see

501
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,700
# Hit me like
a hammer to my head

502
00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:11,700
# I wonder were you pushed
or were you led?

503
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:13,900
# Why did you do it?

504
00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:17,000
# Why did you do
that thing to me? ##

505
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:25,700
Golf - the best way
to spoil a good walk.

506
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,600
Winston Churchill said that.

507
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,000
I say it's a dog-eat-dog world.

508
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,300
And I got
bigger teeth than you two.

509
00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:46,000
I think our friend is trying
to tell us something.

510
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,500
Or should I take
another swing to make sure?

511
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,900
Give me a five iron, John.

512
00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:52,400
Certainly, Dog.

513
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,300
Now, keep still.

514
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,900
Is there something
you'd like to tell us?

515
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,800
- The fireplace.
- Shut it, you idiot...

516
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,800
You were saying?

517
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,500
It's in the fireplace.
Pull it out. It's in the bottom.

518
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:24,000
It's in the fireplace, Frank.
Pull it out.

519
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,600
It's in the bottom.

520
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,500
Dog, I think you want
to have a look at this!

521
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:34,100
You gonna let me down now?

522
00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:36,500
No, I'm not
finished with you yet.

523
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,000
Steel.

524
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,100
Help! Help!

525
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,000
Oh, Dog.

526
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,600
Who the hell's that?
It's only 12 o'clock.

527
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,700
Use the cage,
that's what it's there for.

528
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,900
Who is it?

529
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,100
We have got security
for a reason, Willie.

530
00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:21,400
Chill, Winston. It's only Plank.

531
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,400
This weed's getting
quite a rep, fellas.

532
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,600
Easy.

533
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,200
Jesus!

534
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,900
Never saw you there.

535
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:34,000
Hello, love,
enjoying yourself?

536
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,100
Is she compos?

537
00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:38,700
What do you think?

538
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:43,100
Boo!

539
00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:45,000
Fuck me!

540
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Clean that up, Charles.

541
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,400
Sod you, you clean it up.

542
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:53,500
Sorry, fellas, that stupid cow
scared the life out of me!

543
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:57,300
Never mind. Can you just
sit down, stay out the way?

544
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,800
How much is it you want?

545
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,100
I'm...after an half weight.

546
00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:09,700
That's 1,500.
Pass the scales, Willie.

547
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,300
Give us some gear, J.

548
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,900
Any chance of actually
seeing the...money?

549
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,600
The odds are 100-1.

550
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,200
All we need is five grand.

551
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,500
I'd rather put my money
on a three-legged rockin' horse.

552
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:43,100
Those odds are for a good
reason, Bacon - it won't win!

553
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:46,300
- Where's Eddie?
- Where do you think?

554
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:49,600
The bottom of a bottle,
has been for two days.

555
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:53,600
- It's hit him hard.
- It's hit us all hard!

556
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,300
He's got to tell his dad
he's about to lose his bar.

557
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:57,900
Listen to this one.

558
00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:01,000
You start a company -
"Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club"

559
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,500
- You what?
- Put an advert in a gay mag,

560
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:08,600
advertising the latest
in arse-intruding dildos.

561
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,700
You sell it with...

562
00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:13,700
"Does what no other
dildo can do until now.

563
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:16,100
"The latest and greatest
in sexual technology.

564
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,000
"Guaranteed results."
All that bollocks.

565
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,900
These dils cost 25 quid a pop -

566
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:23,900
a snip for the pleasure
they'll give the recipients.

567
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:26,900
They send their cheques
to the other company name.

568
00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:31,700
Not offensive, "Bobby's Bits"
or something, for 25 quid.

569
00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:34,300
You stick it in the bank
until it clears.

570
00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:36,100
This is the smart bit.

571
00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:40,200
You send back the cheque
for 25 pound

572
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,000
from the other company name -

573
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,400
"Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan
Club" - saying we're sorry,

574
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,800
we couldn't get supplies from
America - they ran out of stock.

575
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,600
You see how many people
cash that cheque.

576
00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:54,700
Not a single soul.

577
00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:58,700
Who wants their bank manager
to know they tickle arse?

578
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,500
How long do you have to wait
till you see a return?

579
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:04,500
Probably
no more than four weeks.

580
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:10,100
What good is that if we need it
in six - no, five days?

581
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,900
Well, it's still a good idea.

582
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:19,100
He may know we smoke a lot,
burn a bit of profit,

583
00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:21,000
but he can't have any idea

584
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,700
how much hard currency
we've accumulated.

585
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,300
I don't know. Do you know?

586
00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:30,500
We can just...slice it
off the top.

587
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:33,900
You guys have got
to realise who this chap is.

588
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:37,700
He might look a bit silly,
but he's a fucking lunatic.

589
00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:40,600
If he gets an inkling we're not
throwing straight dice,

590
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,600
you and me are gonna know

591
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,100
what the sharp side
of a kebab knife feels like.

592
00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:47,000
So you know these geezers well?

593
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,700
Enough -

594
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:51,300
I bought gear off one
of 'em for a coupla years.

595
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:54,000
- What they like, then?
- Poofs! Nothing heavy.

596
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,100
Four public school boys,
soft as shite.

597
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,700
They ponce around
in hippy clothes all day

598
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:23,500
talking bollocks - they're
just good at growing weed.

599
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:26,200
Business got bigger
than what they can handle.

600
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,900
They can't all be stupid.

601
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:31,900
They got a container load
of cash in shoe boxes,

602
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:33,800
they sell class A gear -

603
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,900
someone sensible
must be involved.

604
00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:37,700
What about security?

605
00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:40,400
There's a gate they never lock.

606
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,700
What d'you mean never lock?
Why've they got it, then?

607
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:45,800
I must've been there 50 times -
it's never locked.

608
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,700
They're not suspicious. Everyone
that goes there's a toff.

609
00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,500
They're into that karma crap -

610
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:53,000
"l don't harm nobody,
nobody harms me."

611
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,900
No way they can get back to you?

612
00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:58,300
They'd be too scared -
I'm a geezer.

613
00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:00,300
Got no muscle - gutless faggots.

614
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,800
Fancy one?

615
00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:08,800
Why all the flapping?
You told the old man yet?

616
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,000
Hoping I won't need to.

617
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,800
I've got a plan.
Listen carefully.

618
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,300
- Hello, boys.
- Harry.

619
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:30,400
Do you want a drink?

620
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,500
Hello, my son.
D'you want a lolly?

621
00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:34,300
Piss off, you nonce.

622
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,200
Oi, watch it!

623
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,800
No, thanks, Harry.
We're both all right.

624
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,600
Nice shooter.

625
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,200
One of a pair -
Holland and Holland.

626
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,100
D'you wanna hold it?

627
00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:48,000
Not my thing, thanks, Harry.

628
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,500
Business good?
I imagine that's why I'm here.

629
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:53,500
Four young fellas got in deeper
than they could handle.

630
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:56,000
They owe me
half a million pound.

631
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,100
- How much?
- Half a million.

632
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,900
I'm game.

633
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:06,000
Me too.

634
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,100
Oh, God!

635
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:14,700
Right. We hit 'em
as soon as they come back.

636
00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:17,600
We'll be prepared. Waiting.

637
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,700
And they're armed.

638
00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:23,100
What was that? Armed?

639
00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:25,700
What d'you mean armed?
Armed with what?

640
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:28,500
Bad breath, colourful language,
feather duster?

641
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,600
What do you think
they'll be armed with?

642
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,700
Guns, you tit!

643
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:35,300
You never said
anything about guns.

644
00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:37,900
A minute ago this was
the safest job in the world.

645
00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:40,700
Now it's turning into
a bad day in Bosnia!

646
00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:43,100
Soap, stop being such a mincer.

647
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:46,300
- I've thought about that and...
- And what exactly?

648
00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:51,100
All we have to do is find out
who's carrying 'em.

649
00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:54,500
They could all be carrying 'em
for what we know.

650
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:58,200
No. Only one of 'em carries
them going to the job.

651
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,800
I assume the same one
will carry 'em back.

652
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,500
You assume?

653
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:07,400
What is it - assumption
is the brother of all fuck-ups?

654
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,100
It's the mother of all fuck-ups!

655
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:11,300
Brother, mother,
any other sucker.

656
00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:14,000
It don't make any difference.

657
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:19,100
They're still fucking guns and
they still fire fucking bullets!

658
00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:23,300
Soap, if you have a better idea
how to get �500,000

659
00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:26,300
in the next few days,
let us know.

660
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:29,800
In the meantime, Tom,

661
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,600
talk to Nick the Bubble
about shifting the weed.

662
00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:41,400
- Weed?
- No, it's not normal weed.

663
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,400
It's fucked-up skunk, Class A,

664
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,200
"l can't think
let alone move" shit.

665
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,100
Doesn't sound
very good to me.

666
00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:51,000
Neither me - depends
what flicks your switch.

667
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,200
The light is on and burning
brightly for the masses.

668
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,300
Anyway, do you know anyone?

669
00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:58,500
I know a man, yes.

670
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:01,000
Rory Breaker.

671
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,400
Not that madman with an afro?

672
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,100
I don't want anything
to do with him.

673
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:08,900
You won't have to.
Just get me a sample.

674
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:11,400
No can do.

675
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,300
What's that -
a place near Kathmandu?

676
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,200
Meet me half-way, mate.

677
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,300
It's all completely
chicken soup.

678
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:21,400
- It's what?
- It's kosher...as Christmas.

679
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,200
Jews don't
celebrate Christmas, Tom.

680
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,200
Never mind that.
I'm gonna need some artillery.

681
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,000
Coupla sawn-off shotguns.

682
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,000
A bit heavy. This is London,
not the Lebanon.

683
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,700
Who d'you think I am?

684
00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:35,800
I think you're Nick the Greek.

685
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,100
Hold those two.

686
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,700
I don't normally have
anything to do with weed.

687
00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:44,700
But if it is
what he says it is,

688
00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:48,400
I'll take it off him for
three and a half grand a key.

689
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,300
If it is what he says it is.

690
00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:53,500
I don't want to see it
after a sample,

691
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,800
I don't want to touch it
after a sample.

692
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,600
I'll leave you in the capable
hands of Nathan here.

693
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,900
He'll sort out the details.

694
00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:03,100
Just let me tell you
one thing...

695
00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:10,600
if the milk turns out
to be sour,

696
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,100
I ain't the kind
of pussy to drink it.

697
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,700
D'you know what I mean?

698
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
Rory Breaker.

699
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,900
I know Rory. He's not
to be underestimated.

700
00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:31,000
He's a funny-looking
fucker, I know.

701
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,100
You've got to look past the hair
and the cute cuddly thing.

702
00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:35,700
It's all a deceptive fa�ade.

703
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:41,400
A few nights ago
his roger iron busted.

704
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:45,600
He'd gone down the battle
cruiser to watch the football.

705
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,700
No one's watching the custard,
so he switches the channel.

706
00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:51,300
A fat geezer's north opens.

707
00:44:51,300 --> 00:44:54,900
He wanders up
and turns the Liza over.

708
00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:57,100
"Fuck off and watch it
somewhere else."

709
00:44:57,100 --> 00:44:59,200
He knows claret is imminent,

710
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,300
but he doesn't
want to miss the game.

711
00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:05,300
Calm as a coma, picks up
the fire extinguisher,

712
00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:08,500
walks past the jam rolls
ready for action

713
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,400
and plonks it outside
the entrance.

714
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,700
He orders an aristotle
of the most ping-pong tiddly

715
00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:17,600
in the nuclear sub
and switches back to his footer.

716
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,800
"That's fucking it,"
says the geezer.

717
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,600
"That's fucking what?"
says Rory.

718
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,800
He gobs out a mouthful of booze,
covering Fatty.

719
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,600
He flicks a flaming match
into his bird's nest

720
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,000
and the geezer's lit up
like a leaking gas pipe.

721
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,700
Rory, unfazed,
turns back to his game.

722
00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:37,000
His team's won, too. Four nil.

723
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:56,400
Oi! ls your hair supposed
to look like that?

724
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,500
- All right, short stuff.
- Never mind short stuff.

725
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:03,300
Next time we do a job
like this we want more money.

726
00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:05,900
Or we're going back
to post offices. Fuck that!

727
00:46:05,900 --> 00:46:07,200
Where's the others?

728
00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:10,200
There was no others.

729
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,500
Stop fucking around.
The others - the old ones.

730
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:13,900
I don't know what you mean.

731
00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:16,500
There were two old guns.
Where are they now?

732
00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:18,300
Not in the cabinet.

733
00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:21,500
There were some old hammer-lock
muskets the butler was carrying.

734
00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:25,300
- They were ours. We sold them.
- Unsell them!

735
00:46:25,300 --> 00:46:27,500
We had to sell them.
We needed the money.

736
00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:29,900
I am not fucking interested.

737
00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:33,500
If you don't wanna be counting
the fingers you haven't got,

738
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:37,500
I suggest you get those guns.
Quick!

739
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:24,800
Jesus! lf I pick 'em up,
will they stay in one piece?

740
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,700
Where'd you get them?

741
00:47:27,700 --> 00:47:30,500
I got contacts. Listen, Tom -

742
00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:33,700
you point them at me, I'll shit
myself or do whatever you say.

743
00:47:33,700 --> 00:47:35,600
Either way you get
the desired effect.

744
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,700
They look very nice, I agree.

745
00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:40,600
They're lacking in criminal
credibility, ain't they?

746
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,200
I might get laughed at.

747
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,900
How much d'you want
for these muskets?

748
00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:45,500
700 each.

749
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:48,300
What - a pound for every year
they been about?

750
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:50,800
They're antiques, but I ain't
paying antique prices.

751
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,000
Bit long, ain't they?

752
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,900
Sawn-offs are out.

753
00:47:57,900 --> 00:48:01,100
People want a bit
more range these days.

754
00:48:01,100 --> 00:48:05,100
I don't wanna blow the arse
out of this country,

755
00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:08,300
but I don't want anyone
blowing a raspberry either.

756
00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:10,400
I want to look...fucking mean.

757
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,500
Of course you'll look mean.

758
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:14,600
You'll look really scary.

759
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,900
Enough. What about
this geezer who sells drugs?

760
00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:19,000
Rory Breaker's standing by.

761
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,500
You stand to make a lot
of money, tubby Tommy?

762
00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:30,500
I understand
this has come as a shock.

763
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,800
Let me tell you
how this can be resolved

764
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,600
by you, the good father.

765
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,600
Go on.

766
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,900
- He likes your bar.
- Yes.

767
00:48:39,900 --> 00:48:42,400
He wants your bar.

768
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,500
And?

769
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:47,500
D'you want me
to draw you a picture?

770
00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:51,600
Look, that boy doesn't know
his arsehole from his earhole.

771
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:55,200
This is my bar. It's got
nothing to do with him.

772
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,900
What, and I care?

773
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:59,200
Remember, you have
the luxurious advantage

774
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,700
of being able to sustain
your son's life.

775
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:03,700
You do have a reputation -

776
00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:05,800
so I'll choose my words
very carefully.

777
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,700
You tell Harry
to go fuck himself.

778
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,900
Now...

779
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,400
I'll put that down to shock.

780
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,000
Only once.

781
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:27,400
Only once can l, or shall l,
let you get away with that.

782
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,900
Your son's got three days
to find half a mill.

783
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:34,400
Make up your mind
which you prefer -

784
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:38,100
your bar...or your son.

785
00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:45,200
Plank goes in first.

786
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:49,200
There's a cage, but it's never
locked, is it, Plank?

787
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,000
Never.

788
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,500
Once he's set,
he lets the rest of us in.

789
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,600
We'll get nasty,
shit 'em up.

790
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:02,000
These wankers shouldn't
give us any problems.

791
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,200
Like any cowboys - there'll
be a few tools lying around.

792
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:09,100
When the job's done, we come
straight back here and unload.

793
00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:11,000
And Robert's
your father's brother.

794
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,400
Everyone savvy?

795
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:14,700
Sweet.

796
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:17,300
Have a look at these.

797
00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:20,600
What are we supposed
to do with these?

798
00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:24,800
Put them on your head, stupid.

799
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,700
Christ!

800
00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:29,300
If you think
I'm turning up clean-shaven,

801
00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:32,700
greet them with a grin,
you've got another think coming.

802
00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:34,800
These fellas
are your neighbours.

803
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,700
I thought it might be a good
idea to disguise ourselves.

804
00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:42,600
Right...er, good thinking,
Soap. Well done.

805
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,700
I brought weapons as well.

806
00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:47,700
What do you mean weapons?

807
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:51,800
These.

808
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,500
Jesus!

809
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:55,400
Let's keep 'em covered up.

810
00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:59,300
Couldn't you get
anything bigger?

811
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:03,100
What, like that?

812
00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:05,600
What d'you think?

813
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,500
I think you need help.

814
00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:12,700
Bar steward, can we have
a coupla drinks, please.

815
00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:14,900
Have you seen your dad?

816
00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:17,600
Hatchet sent
one of his men round.

817
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,700
Oh, shit. When?

818
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:22,500
Crazy.

819
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:38,100
Where'd you get these,
a fucking museum?

820
00:51:38,100 --> 00:51:39,700
Nick the Greek.

821
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
How much did you part with?

822
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,600
700 for the pair.

823
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,700
Drachmas, I hope.

824
00:51:46,700 --> 00:51:49,400
I'd feel safer
with a chicken drumstick.

825
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,300
These are gonna do
more harm than good.

826
00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:56,300
Jesus, Tom. Do these work?

827
00:51:56,300 --> 00:52:00,100
I don't know. Look nice though.
I rather like 'em.

828
00:52:00,100 --> 00:52:02,800
That's top of priorities,
that is.

829
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,600
Ladies, back to more important
issues, if you don't mind.

830
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:10,700
We've only got two real guns -
apparently that's what they are.

831
00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:12,800
So we find a good place
to hide next door.

832
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,400
We wait till it's the right
time, then jack-in-the-box,

833
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,400
Iook nasty and stuff, cocoon 'em
in gaffer tape, nick their van,

834
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,300
swap the gear into the new van
and bring it back here.

835
00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:26,500
As long as we're out
of our hiding places quickly,

836
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:29,100
it's the last thing
you'd expect.

837
00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:33,100
If Tom or anyone else feels
like giving 'em a kicking,

838
00:52:33,100 --> 00:52:35,200
I'm sure it won't do any harm.

839
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,800
Yeah, little bit of pain
never hurt anybody.

840
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,300
If you know what I mean.

841
00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:44,800
Also, I think knives
are a good idea.

842
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,700
Big, fuck-off shiny ones.

843
00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:50,100
Ones that look like
they could skin a crocodile.

844
00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:54,500
Knives are good because
they don't make any noise.

845
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:57,900
The less noise they make, the
more likely we are to use 'em.

846
00:52:57,900 --> 00:53:00,000
Shit 'em right up.

847
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,400
Makes it look
like we're serious.

848
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,400
Guns for show,
knives for a pro.

849
00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:11,100
Soap, is there something
we should know about you?

850
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:14,500
I'm not sure what's more
worrying, the job or your past?

851
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,000
Come on, girls.

852
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:36,000
Where the fuck are they going?
Shift a piano?

853
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,500
I thought this was meant
to be a robbery.

854
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,800
Where'd they get those outfits?

855
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,100
Not a bad idea that.

856
00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:45,300
All right, it's Plank.
Is Willie there?

857
00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:48,500
No, I'm afraid he's not.
He's out at the moment.

858
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:51,200
Perhaps you can help.

859
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,100
Perhaps I can't,
if you know what I mean.

860
00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:57,900
If you could open the door so
I could talk without shouting.

861
00:53:57,900 --> 00:53:59,400
I can't help.

862
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,300
You'll find
it's in your interest.

863
00:54:02,300 --> 00:54:04,000
Hold on, OK?

864
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:08,200
Willie, it's Plank for you.
He says it's in our interest.

865
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,800
I don't care if it's
King-fucking-Kong,

866
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,100
he's not coming in here,
not today.

867
00:54:13,100 --> 00:54:17,300
Hold on. We are in business
and...correct me if I'm wrong

868
00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:19,300
but that is business.

869
00:54:19,300 --> 00:54:22,700
Corrected. That's a walking
accident we can do without.

870
00:54:22,700 --> 00:54:26,600
Jesus. He's OK... He knows
only to buy weights now.

871
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,100
We're looking at at least
a couple of thou'.

872
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:31,700
What do you think, Winston?

873
00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:34,600
Willie, this is
the last time. All right?

874
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,500
You and the money
are going out the back.

875
00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:39,600
If he knows you're here,
he'll be all day.

876
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,700
Just clear this shit up!

877
00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:43,300
What, now?

878
00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:47,100
Yes! Now! Just get rid
of him quick.

879
00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:49,700
All right. Just coming.

880
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:55,000
What the fuck is he doing?

881
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:01,300
Come on, I can't wait
out here all day!

882
00:55:01,300 --> 00:55:03,300
Just coming.

883
00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:11,400
I thought you was gonna
leave me out there all day.

884
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,700
I didn't know you were
a removals man, Plank.

885
00:55:13,700 --> 00:55:16,600
Lives and learns, don't ya?
Keep the gates locked now?

886
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,800
Ya, sorry. Gotta
do business like this now.

887
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,200
Can't be too careful these days.

888
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,800
I know.

889
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,800
Say a word, the right ear goes,
another your left!

890
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:30,000
- What are you doing, Plank?
- What do you think?

891
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,900
Hang on, what are you doing?

892
00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:34,700
Unlock the gate!
Unlock the fucking gate!

893
00:55:34,700 --> 00:55:37,400
That's it. Go, go, go!
Fucking move!

894
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,100
What the fuck's going on?

895
00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:45,600
Hang on, I've got the keys.

896
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,800
The gate's locked.

897
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,900
I don't believe
the fucking gate's locked.

898
00:55:49,900 --> 00:55:51,400
What you done to Fauntleroy?

899
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,000
I didn't touch him.
He passed out.

900
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,400
Shut the door!
D'you want the world to see?

901
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,300
What's going on down there?

902
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,000
Shit!

903
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:14,300
Charles, get the rifle out.

904
00:56:14,300 --> 00:56:16,900
We're being fucked.

905
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:18,400
It must be this one.

906
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,900
Hold that gun.
Plank, give me the keys.

907
00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:23,400
Don't point that at my bollocks!

908
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:27,400
Planks of wood. I'm working
with fucking planks of wood.

909
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:31,300
Shit! What the fuck is that?

910
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:33,000
What the fuck's that?

911
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,900
It's my bren gun.

912
00:56:34,900 --> 00:56:36,900
Haven't you got something
more practical?

913
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,700
Don't none of you slags move.
I'll kill the lot of you!

914
00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:44,100
Who you gonna kill, Plank?
There's no one there?

915
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:50,300
Aaagh! They fucking shot me!

916
00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:51,700
Well, shoot 'em back.

917
00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:58,600
Jesus, Plank! Couldn't you get
smokeless cartidges?

918
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,700
Shit, I've been shot.

919
00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:03,900
I don't believe this. Could
everyone stop getting shot?

920
00:57:03,900 --> 00:57:07,600
John, sit down and patch
yourself up, you tart!

921
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,600
It's a fucking air rifle!

922
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,000
- What the fuck was that?
- The bren gun.

923
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,200
Fire that gun again,
you're a dead man.

924
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,400
No ifs, no buts,
you're a dead man!

925
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:28,300
I've got bollock ache with this.
Where's my fucking gun?

926
00:57:32,900 --> 00:57:37,700
Now I've got your attention.
Firstly, I'll blow his toes off.

927
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,300
There go his toes.

928
00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:46,000
If you want me out of here,
open the fucking gate

929
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,600
or I'm gonna blow his leg off!

930
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:51,200
They're gonna kill us
if we do, man.

931
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:55,700
Poor J'll certainly get it
if we don't. He's serious.

932
00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:57,200
I'm losing patience.
Hurry up, girls!

933
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,100
It's all fucking right!

934
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,100
Willie, he doesn't know
you're here...

935
00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:07,400
Sort something out.

936
00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:22,800
And all your friends,
there's a good lad.

937
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:26,600
- There's only three of us here.
- I don't believe you.

938
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:31,100
- I'm gonna blow his leg off.
- There's only three of us!

939
00:58:31,100 --> 00:58:35,200
- Plank?
- Yeah, one of 'em's out.

940
00:58:37,900 --> 00:58:39,800
Open the gate.

941
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,500
Up, up, up, there's a good lad.

942
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:27,200
John, get them tied up.
Plank, where's the money?

943
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:29,000
In those shoe-boxes.

944
00:59:47,100 --> 00:59:49,400
- Where?
- Out the back.

945
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,600
- And the weed?
- Out the back.

946
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:55,000
- Point.
- With what?

947
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,600
- Your hands!
- I'm tied up.

948
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,300
Nod your head or something.

949
01:00:00,900 --> 01:00:04,900
Check it out. Plank,
get Paul out that van lively.

950
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,800
Knife.

951
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,100
I'm gonna cut him.
Make sure he knows he's dead.

952
01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:31,100
How you doing, Mick?

953
01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:34,400
How d'you think?
He's nearly chopped my arm off.

954
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,900
Jesus Christ.

955
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:50,800
Gordon Bennett.

956
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,900
What the fuck's
been going on here?

957
01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:57,400
Shut up, you idiot.
It's Hanukkah.

958
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,400
Don't just stand there.

959
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,600
Can you fit it all in?

960
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:06,000
There's a lot...l can't
get Epping Forest in my van.

961
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,600
Bollocks to can't.

962
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:13,100
You'll fit it all in
if you have to make two trips.

963
01:01:18,100 --> 01:01:20,300
Bollocks!

964
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:25,700
If you don't move it,
we will move it.

965
01:01:25,700 --> 01:01:28,900
- I'll only be a minute.
- You've already been 15.

966
01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:32,000
- Come and have a look.
- At what exactly?

967
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,300
- The van's half full.
- So?

968
01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:39,400
All I've got to do
is fill it up, put you in it...

969
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:40,600
What?

970
01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:45,100
..and I'm off.

971
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,100
Can you carry
more than one bag this time?

972
01:01:56,100 --> 01:02:00,500
- I can't. My neck, Dog.
- How many more bags?

973
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:02,900
Just a couple.

974
01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:05,100
Mick, you dead yet?

975
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:10,500
I'll be all right. Once I've
dealt with that lanky prick.

976
01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:13,100
Do it quietly.

977
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:19,000
Time to say "Goodnight, nurse".

978
01:03:01,700 --> 01:03:04,600
Where the fuck
did she come from?

979
01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:12,400
Tie her up.
We're out of here.

980
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:19,700
Not like that,
you idiot. Give it us here.

981
01:03:43,300 --> 01:03:44,800
What you doing, Ed?

982
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,400
D'you want one?

983
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:50,800
No, I fucking don't.
You cannot make tea, Edward.

984
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:54,100
The British Empire
was built on cups of tea.

985
01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:56,000
And look what happened.

986
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,800
If you think I'm going to war
without one, you're mistaken.

987
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,400
Going to war with what?

988
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:03,700
Have you forgotten
those guns, you dozy prat?

989
01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:27,500
You won't get away with this.

990
01:04:28,900 --> 01:04:32,600
- Paul, what's that?
- It's a traffic warden.

991
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,700
What's he doing
in the back of the van?

992
01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:38,400
He was gonna call the cozzers.

993
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,300
Fair enough -
we'll deal with him later.

994
01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:46,600
How we doing, Tom?

995
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,800
Right as rain.

996
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,600
I'm gonna take care of the cabs.

997
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,100
Keep us posted.

998
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,000
Do you do airports?

999
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:04,500
Where are we gonna hide?

1000
01:05:07,300 --> 01:05:09,800
Don't complicate things.
Just hide.

1001
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,600
We're on.

1002
01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:43,700
They weigh a pound or two!

1003
01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:45,300
Shut up and back up!

1004
01:05:46,900 --> 01:05:48,600
Spin round, big boy.

1005
01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:53,800
Fuck!

1006
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,700
Stay down. Stay down!

1007
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:06,200
Tie 'em up. Tape 'em up.
Hands and face.

1008
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,400
On the floor!

1009
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,900
Bend over the fucking desk.

1010
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,600
Keys. I want keys, now.

1011
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,400
I'll find ya.

1012
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,200
'Course you will, sweetheart.

1013
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:25,700
I'll find ya.

1014
01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:29,800
What d'you think this is?
Fucking hide and seek?

1015
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:31,600
That one. Search that one.

1016
01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:43,400
Right, I'll see you
in the van,

1017
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,400
when you've finished
with handsome.

1018
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:06,400
Jesus. That wasn't
too bad, was it?

1019
01:07:09,700 --> 01:07:14,000
When the bottle in my arse has
contracted, I'll let you know.

1020
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,600
Bacon, see what we've got.

1021
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,500
Let's have a butchers.

1022
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,800
We've hit the jackpot, lads.

1023
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:30,700
We've got God knows how much
of this stinking weed.

1024
01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:32,700
A shitload of cash.

1025
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:37,300
And a traffic warden.

1026
01:07:37,300 --> 01:07:38,700
What?

1027
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:44,400
Jesus, Ed.
We got a traffic warden.

1028
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:47,100
I think he's still alive.

1029
01:07:47,100 --> 01:07:49,800
He's got claret
coming out of him somewhere.

1030
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,000
What did they want
with a traffic warden?

1031
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,600
I don't know.
I don't think we need him.

1032
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,600
Knock him out and dump him
at the lights.

1033
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:59,000
What d'you mean,
knock him out? With what?

1034
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,100
Use your imagination.

1035
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,100
Don't touch him up.
Knock him out.

1036
01:08:09,100 --> 01:08:10,800
I'll knock you out!

1037
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:13,500
You wanna knock him out,
you knock him out.

1038
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,100
I fucking hate traffic wardens.

1039
01:08:26,900 --> 01:08:31,200
It's about time you gave my
young friends a visit, Chris.

1040
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,800
Tomorrow's the day
and mum's the word.

1041
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:39,700
I can't have that,
can l, Baz?

1042
01:08:39,700 --> 01:08:41,600
No, Harry, you can't.

1043
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:44,000
I mean it's a liberty.

1044
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,300
I can't have a liberty taken,
can l, Chris?

1045
01:08:47,300 --> 01:08:49,300
No, Harry, you can't.

1046
01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:52,500
I mean, it's enough
to give me the arsehole.

1047
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:57,100
I can't have the arsehole,
can l, boys?

1048
01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:58,800
No, Harry, you can't.

1049
01:09:05,300 --> 01:09:08,100
All right, that's it.
We're done.

1050
01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:10,200
We're off.

1051
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:13,100
Ed, are you sure it's a good
idea taking this back to yours?

1052
01:09:13,100 --> 01:09:16,200
It's the only place we can,
and the last place they'll look.

1053
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:19,100
Anyway, fuck it. The battle
is over and the war is won.

1054
01:09:19,100 --> 01:09:22,800
Tom, take this to Nick the
Bubble and get rid of it quick.

1055
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:38,400
This skunk
is as good as it gets.

1056
01:09:41,900 --> 01:09:44,600
All right.
We'll take it. Half price.

1057
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,800
I don't think he'll like that.

1058
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:51,900
You said three five a key.
That's a good price.

1059
01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:53,800
That was yesterday.

1060
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:56,200
Now it's today
if I'm not mistaken.

1061
01:09:56,200 --> 01:10:00,000
We'll take it tomorrow.
Half price.

1062
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,300
If he wants to get rid of it
quick, he'll have to take it.

1063
01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:07,400
Look, I've got a race coming up,
so if you'd be kind enough...

1064
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:17,200
Lenny,

1065
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:20,200
take that round to Snow White
and the three little chemists.

1066
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,300
They should have
a gander at that.

1067
01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:24,000
I want a second opinion.

1068
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,700
Hang on a minute, Nathan,
something stinks.

1069
01:10:31,700 --> 01:10:33,600
Yeah, your fucking aftershave.

1070
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,200
Fuck you, funny man.

1071
01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:38,700
For God's sake, help me.

1072
01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:42,500
I'm in pain.
I'm in so much pain!

1073
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:44,400
Go in slowly, Nathan.

1074
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:46,500
Fuck you, funny man.
You go first.

1075
01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:48,300
Get the fuck in there!

1076
01:10:48,300 --> 01:10:51,600
I want this house searched
for bugs, stripped.

1077
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:55,400
Even if there was a bug,
they'd have taken it with 'em.

1078
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:59,200
It's a bit late
for you to start thinking.

1079
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:02,400
If it's a possibility,
that's good enough for me.

1080
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,700
Then I want every slag
this side of Ceylon pulled in

1081
01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:06,900
and tortured...badly.

1082
01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:09,300
I want to know
who's responsible for this,

1083
01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:11,300
otherwise I hold
you responsible.

1084
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,600
Not a bad day.

1085
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:25,000
That pile takes care of Harry.

1086
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:27,800
What's left over?

1087
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:29,700
Give me half a chance
to count it.

1088
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,400
What about this gear, then?

1089
01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:43,300
Oh, what, you want
a toke on that?

1090
01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:45,900
No. I don't want any
of that horrible shit.

1091
01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:47,900
Can we lock up
and get drunk now, please?

1092
01:11:49,900 --> 01:11:53,700
We shot one of them...
in the...er, throat.

1093
01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:55,200
What d'you want, a medal?

1094
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:58,200
I'll shoot you
if I don't get my ganja back.

1095
01:11:59,900 --> 01:12:02,900
The one you shot.
Is he still in there?

1096
01:12:02,900 --> 01:12:04,600
No, it was another one.

1097
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,800
That's more like it.
Where is he?

1098
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:11,200
Well, they...they
took him with them.

1099
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:12,900
He's still, still alive.

1100
01:12:12,900 --> 01:12:16,300
What did you shoot him with?
An air gun?

1101
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:26,100
Look, we grow weed.
We're not mercenaries.

1102
01:12:26,100 --> 01:12:28,700
You don't say.

1103
01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:32,400
Who could it be?
Where do we start, Rory?

1104
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:34,900
Mr Breaker.

1105
01:12:34,900 --> 01:12:37,800
Today my name is Mr Breaker.

1106
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:40,500
You think this
is a coincidence?

1107
01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:42,700
This white shite
steals my things

1108
01:12:42,700 --> 01:12:44,900
and thinks he can
sell it back to me!

1109
01:12:44,900 --> 01:12:47,500
He's got less brains
than you, Lenny!

1110
01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:49,500
Get Nick - the greasy wop

1111
01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:54,300
shistos pezavengy gammore
Greek bastard round here now,

1112
01:12:54,300 --> 01:12:57,200
if he's stupid enough
to be on this planet.

1113
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:26,500
# Come with me,
I'll fill you with desire

1114
01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:30,500
# Take my hand and we'll walk
this land together ##

1115
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:33,600
Your stupidity might be
your one saving grace.

1116
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,600
Uuh?

1117
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,400
Don't uuh me, Greek boy.

1118
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:40,700
How is it your fucking stupid,
soon-to-be-dead friends

1119
01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:42,900
thought that they could
steal my cannabis

1120
01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:45,200
and then sell it back to me?

1121
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:47,700
Is this a declaration of war?

1122
01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:50,900
Is this some white cunt's joke?

1123
01:14:50,900 --> 01:14:53,600
'Cause I'm not fucking laughing,
Ni-ko-las!

1124
01:14:56,300 --> 01:14:58,200
You couldn't
have known my position,

1125
01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:01,100
'cause you're not that stupid
that if you did,

1126
01:15:01,100 --> 01:15:03,600
you wouldn't have turned up here
scratching your arse,

1127
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:07,500
with that "what's going on" look
on your chevy chase.

1128
01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:13,400
But you do know
where these people live.

1129
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:22,400
If you hold back anything,
I'll kill you.

1130
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:26,200
If you bend the truth, or
I think you are, I'll kill you.

1131
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:29,000
If you forget anything,
I'll kill you.

1132
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:33,500
In fact, you'll have to work
very hard to stay alive, Nick.

1133
01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:35,300
Do you understand
everything I've said?

1134
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:41,000
Because if you don't,
I'll kill you.

1135
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:45,700
Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak...
you may enlighten me.

1136
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:52,100
So we've got a bit
of a problem, ain't we?

1137
01:15:52,100 --> 01:15:54,600
Er, well...yeah, we do.

1138
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:58,300
In fact, this is a bit more
than a bit of a problem.

1139
01:15:58,300 --> 01:16:01,100
It's the Mount fucking Everest
of problems!

1140
01:16:01,100 --> 01:16:04,000
The reason it's such a fucking
monstrosity of a problem is...

1141
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:07,600
you haven't got the first idea
who did this to us, have you?

1142
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,200
We've been up all night.
It's no one from round here.

1143
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,100
We've had 'em all lined up
against the wall.

1144
01:16:12,100 --> 01:16:14,100
If it was a toerag
from the manor, we'd know.

1145
01:16:14,100 --> 01:16:17,000
- We'd know.
- You'd fucking know!

1146
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:20,000
You wouldn't know if it was
the next door neighbours!

1147
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,500
Get out there and find them!

1148
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:25,700
I'm sick of the
fucking sight of you!

1149
01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:41,500
"Scarface" -
I've watched "Scarface".

1150
01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:45,800
If you want to know how to do
a drug deal, watch "Scarface".

1151
01:16:47,900 --> 01:16:49,900
That really inspires confidence.

1152
01:16:49,900 --> 01:16:51,500
This guy, Rory Breaker...

1153
01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:55,400
Rory Breaker - psychotic
black dwarf with an afro?

1154
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,300
That'll be the same man, yes.

1155
01:16:57,300 --> 01:16:59,700
I've heard of him -
he's a fucking lunatic.

1156
01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:02,100
He can afford the deal
at the price we're selling.

1157
01:17:02,100 --> 01:17:04,100
It's not worth him
giving us any trouble.

1158
01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:07,100
He knows we'll be a pain
in the arse. Who needs that?

1159
01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:09,300
I'd take a pain in the arse
for half a million quid.

1160
01:17:09,300 --> 01:17:11,000
You'd take a pain
in the arse for air miles.

1161
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:12,900
The fatter you get,
the sadder you get.

1162
01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:15,100
Will you stop flirting
for a minute?

1163
01:17:15,100 --> 01:17:19,200
After we pay Hatchet,
this deal puts us up...

1164
01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:22,200
nearly 200,000 pounds each.

1165
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:26,000
Not bad for a morning's work,
I think you'll agree.

1166
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:38,600
So they had the cash.

1167
01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:40,100
And the puff.

1168
01:17:40,100 --> 01:17:42,400
Cheeky bastards. Count it.

1169
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:44,500
Shit, Dog. There's a lot.

1170
01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:47,200
Do you want to do it next door?

1171
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:49,100
We're not going next door

1172
01:17:49,100 --> 01:17:52,100
'til we've flayed
them dead men walking.

1173
01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:53,900
We'll count it upstairs.

1174
01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:57,100
I don't want them to see you
fingering the money.

1175
01:17:57,100 --> 01:17:58,900
Dog, look...

1176
01:17:58,900 --> 01:18:02,400
Give it us here...dozy bastard.

1177
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,900
Check your guns.
Get yourselves well hid.

1178
01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:11,700
Wait till they get right inside
the door, then give it 'em.

1179
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:15,800
Give me them shooters,
you can use your own.

1180
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,000
Yeah.

1181
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,800
That's no way
to answer the phone.

1182
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:31,600
Is that you, Dean?

1183
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:34,100
It's Lord fucking Lucan.
Who do you think it is?

1184
01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:35,800
What can I do for you?

1185
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:38,500
Those guns I sold you,
I need them back.

1186
01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:41,100
Not likely. I don't think
I'll be seeing them again.

1187
01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:43,300
I've got the money
to pay for them.

1188
01:18:43,300 --> 01:18:45,900
I'm sure you do.
But you don't understand.

1189
01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:48,200
I ain't seeing them
or the guns again.

1190
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:49,700
We can't get them.

1191
01:18:49,700 --> 01:18:51,800
If we can't get them,
we can't get them.

1192
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,300
You'll have to get them.

1193
01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:57,400
We made a deal for everything
inside the cabinet.

1194
01:18:57,400 --> 01:19:00,200
Inside, outside -
I don't give a shit.

1195
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:02,700
Get those guns
because if you don't...

1196
01:19:02,700 --> 01:19:04,100
Yeah, Bazza, or what?

1197
01:19:04,100 --> 01:19:06,000
Have you heard
of Harry Lonsdale?

1198
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:09,700
Otherwise known as "Hack You
Up With an Hatchet Harry"?

1199
01:19:09,700 --> 01:19:11,300
Well, this is...

1200
01:19:11,300 --> 01:19:14,800
James Bond, need-to-know time.

1201
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:18,900
When you dance with the devil,
you wait for the song to stop.

1202
01:19:18,900 --> 01:19:20,300
Know what I mean?

1203
01:19:25,100 --> 01:19:28,900
I mean find 'em,
torture 'em and kill 'em.

1204
01:19:28,900 --> 01:19:30,900
And bring back
what belongs to me.

1205
01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:35,500
Because if you don't,
your family's bang in trouble.

1206
01:19:36,700 --> 01:19:38,200
Who was that?

1207
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:40,700
That was Harry Horrible Hatchet.

1208
01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:42,200
Jesus, I've heard of him.

1209
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:45,400
Shit, they were
his fucking guns we sold.

1210
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:47,200
We've got to find them.

1211
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:50,800
No fucking about, Nick.
Where can I find those guns?

1212
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:25,900
Six black cocks
and a little white kitten

1213
01:20:25,900 --> 01:20:27,700
sitting on the side
of the road.

1214
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:33,500
We're gonna do
a proper decoration job.

1215
01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:37,100
I want the grey skies
of London illuminated.

1216
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:39,800
I want that house painted red.

1217
01:20:42,700 --> 01:20:46,000
All right, there's this brass
standing on the corner.

1218
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,300
Dwarf walks up to her
carrying a suitcase...

1219
01:20:48,300 --> 01:20:51,400
Winston there
is gonna come along

1220
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:53,600
and see if he recognises
any of them.

1221
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,700
Watch out for these fellas -

1222
01:20:55,700 --> 01:21:00,500
they've got a bit of an arsenal
and they don't mind using it.

1223
01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:02,500
I'm taking down her panties...

1224
01:21:04,700 --> 01:21:07,300
Does everyone know
what they got to do?

1225
01:21:07,300 --> 01:21:08,900
Yeah.

1226
01:22:18,700 --> 01:22:20,900
What the fuck is going on?

1227
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:06,800
You got something here
for me, have you?

1228
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:11,000
Chop-chop.

1229
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:20,100
Thank you very much.

1230
01:23:21,300 --> 01:23:22,900
He's got the guns.

1231
01:23:22,900 --> 01:23:25,000
- You get them.
- Why me?

1232
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,200
You're supposed
to be the hard case...

1233
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,000
You get the guns!
I drive the car!

1234
01:23:34,900 --> 01:23:36,400
Good boy.

1235
01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:40,400
- Get the fucking guns.
- YOU get the fucking guns!

1236
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:41,900
You fucking big...

1237
01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:47,800
All right. Wrap them guns up.

1238
01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:49,700
Count the money.

1239
01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:51,500
Put your seat belt on.

1240
01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:56,000
We've got to get the fucking
guns or we're dead!

1241
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:13,000
..so I made sure I fucked
the one that was coughing.

1242
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:29,500
Get out the car,
you yuppy fucker!

1243
01:24:58,700 --> 01:25:01,200
He's the one
we shot in the neck.

1244
01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:03,400
Is that right, Mr Botanical?

1245
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:32,100
Jesus!

1246
01:25:44,300 --> 01:25:48,300
I don't believe this.
What the fuck has happened here?

1247
01:25:48,300 --> 01:25:49,800
Jesus.

1248
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:53,800
The money. The gear.

1249
01:26:05,900 --> 01:26:07,700
This is fucked.

1250
01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:09,800
No money. No weed.

1251
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:13,300
It's all been replaced
by a pile of corpses.

1252
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:18,600
All right. Don't panic.
Let's think about this.

1253
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:21,400
Fuck that,
you can think about it.

1254
01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:23,800
I'm panicking and I'm off.

1255
01:26:30,900 --> 01:26:33,700
How did you get your hands
on these, then?

1256
01:26:33,700 --> 01:26:35,300
The boys had 'em.

1257
01:26:35,300 --> 01:26:36,600
I know you like
these sort of things -

1258
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:37,900
wondered if you wanted 'em.

1259
01:26:37,900 --> 01:26:40,200
Yeah, I'll have 'em.

1260
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:43,500
- Was it hard getting the money?
- Not especially.

1261
01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:48,300
Upset a few characters, though.

1262
01:26:48,300 --> 01:26:50,900
Have you counted it?

1263
01:26:50,900 --> 01:26:53,100
Yeah, it's all there,
to the pound.

1264
01:26:53,100 --> 01:26:55,100
- They were gonna pay?
- Looks like it.

1265
01:26:55,100 --> 01:26:57,900
But who knows?
The opportunity was there.

1266
01:26:57,900 --> 01:27:00,800
In my experience it's best
to take that opportunity -

1267
01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:02,900
if it's there.

1268
01:27:02,900 --> 01:27:04,700
Good work, Chris.

1269
01:27:11,900 --> 01:27:14,200
We've got to get those guns.

1270
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:17,200
We don't know who lives there.

1271
01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:19,200
I don't care who lives there!

1272
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:23,100
All's I know is it's preferable
to death by Hatchet.

1273
01:27:23,100 --> 01:27:24,800
Fair enough. Let's go.

1274
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:50,500
I don't think
it's the right move.

1275
01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:53,200
It's either that

1276
01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:56,500
the old boy's place
and we lose a digit daily.

1277
01:27:56,500 --> 01:28:00,700
- I'm gonna phone him.
- As if he'll care.

1278
01:28:00,700 --> 01:28:03,700
He'll care. That was
supposed to be his money.

1279
01:28:03,700 --> 01:28:06,400
Whether he cares about us
is different.

1280
01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:07,900
Pass me the phone.

1281
01:28:23,300 --> 01:28:25,800
Yeah? That you, boy?

1282
01:28:25,800 --> 01:28:27,900
It's Ed,
if that's what you mean.

1283
01:28:27,900 --> 01:28:29,800
'Pay day, ain't it?'

1284
01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:33,900
Yeah...l wanted
to talk to you about that.

1285
01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:35,500
I'll bet you do.

1286
01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:38,000
I got half
a million nicker here,

1287
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:40,300
which means
some poor sod doesn't.

1288
01:28:40,300 --> 01:28:42,500
You've upset a few people.

1289
01:28:42,500 --> 01:28:46,100
But that really
isn't my concern, is it?

1290
01:28:46,100 --> 01:28:50,100
What does concern me...
is the guns you had.

1291
01:28:50,100 --> 01:28:53,300
'l want to talk to you
about that.'

1292
01:28:53,300 --> 01:28:56,900
So get your arse here now.
And I mean now!

1293
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:36,200
Bastard! You fucking bastard!

1294
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:37,800
Bastard!

1295
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:47,700
What the fuck
are you doing here?

1296
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:52,600
What the fuck
are you doing here?

1297
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:07,700
Job well done. We made
a few quid out of that one.

1298
01:30:07,700 --> 01:30:09,300
Son...?

1299
01:30:09,300 --> 01:30:11,300
Made a few quid, did you?

1300
01:30:11,300 --> 01:30:13,500
Where's what I want?

1301
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:16,900
You all right there, mate?

1302
01:30:16,900 --> 01:30:20,000
Very fucking funny.
Where's what I want?

1303
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:22,600
I've just left it in the office.

1304
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:26,800
We'd better get it, if you want
your son to see his birthday.

1305
01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:30,600
- Now chop-fucking-chop.
- All right. fair enough.

1306
01:30:31,900 --> 01:30:33,600
Where you going?

1307
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:37,400
It's a thirty second drive
or a five minute walk.

1308
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:41,400
I couldn't have parked outside,
I'd have got a ticket.

1309
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,900
I suppose that don't
matter now, does it?

1310
01:30:43,900 --> 01:30:45,500
Just be careful.

1311
01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:47,200
Right.

1312
01:30:53,500 --> 01:30:55,500
You and me.

1313
01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:57,200
You and who?

1314
01:30:57,200 --> 01:31:00,000
You know where
the door handle is, Tom.

1315
01:31:07,700 --> 01:31:10,800
# "The Payback" #
by James Brown

1316
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:12,400
# Pay back

1317
01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:14,200
# That's it, pay back.

1318
01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:15,800
# Revenge, I'm mad

1319
01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:21,600
# Get down with my girlfriend

1320
01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:22,900
# That ain't right ##

1321
01:31:22,900 --> 01:31:24,500
Oh, no. Not again.

1322
01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:42,700
That's it. I'm off.

1323
01:31:43,800 --> 01:31:47,500
Tom...that is our bag.

1324
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:08,500
- Ed...!
- Hold on.

1325
01:32:21,300 --> 01:32:23,400
This is our bag.

1326
01:32:25,600 --> 01:32:27,800
That's it. We're off.

1327
01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:31,100
- I'm gonna take these guns.
- Tom, don't fuck about!

1328
01:32:31,100 --> 01:32:33,100
It'll only take a minute.

1329
01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:51,000
What is going on?

1330
01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:55,700
I don't know, but I do know
there's no more Harry.

1331
01:32:55,700 --> 01:32:58,700
Which means
there's no more debt.

1332
01:32:58,700 --> 01:33:02,100
If there's no more debt,
there's no more problem.

1333
01:33:02,100 --> 01:33:06,600
And there's no problem with the
neighbours - they're all dead.

1334
01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:09,800
And I think,
if I get this right,

1335
01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:13,600
we haven't done anything wrong
and we're in the clear.

1336
01:33:47,100 --> 01:33:49,800
Never ever...

1337
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:54,000
has anyone
been as fucking rude...

1338
01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:57,200
..to me as you!

1339
01:33:57,200 --> 01:34:00,200
You fucking...bastard!

1340
01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:19,900
All right, mate?

1341
01:34:19,900 --> 01:34:22,600
Cheeky bastard!

1342
01:34:41,100 --> 01:34:44,400
'This was an embarrassing
position for Tom to be in.

1343
01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:48,200
'But Chris had to respect
the fact that he was holding

1344
01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:51,000
'what appeared to be
a pair of loaded shotguns.

1345
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:54,200
'Tom had to respect the fact
that they were not loaded.

1346
01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:57,200
'So without anybody
losing too much face,

1347
01:34:57,200 --> 01:35:01,100
'Tom left through a side door
and Chris left with the money.

1348
01:35:01,100 --> 01:35:02,500
'Everybody else got arrested.'

1349
01:35:06,900 --> 01:35:08,800
He's not one of 'em.

1350
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:16,100
# Sitting in the cheap seats
underneath the stars

1351
01:35:17,900 --> 01:35:20,700
# I'm heading back to base

1352
01:35:20,700 --> 01:35:23,600
# I'll drop you off
at mars ##

1353
01:35:23,600 --> 01:35:26,700
Your dad would like
a word with you, Ed.

1354
01:35:29,700 --> 01:35:31,900
Where are the others?

1355
01:35:31,900 --> 01:35:34,900
They got out yesterday.
They're at the bar.

1356
01:35:38,700 --> 01:35:42,500
# I'm a man machine

1357
01:35:42,500 --> 01:35:46,100
# Takin' gasoline

1358
01:35:46,100 --> 01:35:50,300
# Super-human being ##

1359
01:35:50,300 --> 01:35:52,200
All right, Dad?

1360
01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:54,900
I'm all right.
How about yourself?

1361
01:35:54,900 --> 01:35:59,100
I'm all right.
Could do with a drink, though.

1362
01:35:59,100 --> 01:36:01,400
All in good time.

1363
01:36:02,600 --> 01:36:05,200
So, are you in the clear?

1364
01:36:05,200 --> 01:36:07,800
More importantly...am l?

1365
01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:11,200
It appears so.

1366
01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:16,000
Appears? You'll have to do
better than fucking appears.

1367
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:18,700
Well, everybody's dead, Dad.

1368
01:36:18,700 --> 01:36:21,200
That's about as clear
as it can get.

1369
01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:23,400
How about that drink?

1370
01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:25,300
You know where the bar is.

1371
01:36:25,300 --> 01:36:27,000
Eh?

1372
01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:29,900
Don't make yourself
too comfortable.

1373
01:36:29,900 --> 01:36:32,000
Alan's got to sit there.
Alan!

1374
01:36:35,400 --> 01:36:38,000
You're lucky
you're still breathing,

1375
01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:40,300
Iet alone able to walk.

1376
01:36:40,300 --> 01:36:43,600
I suggest you take
full advantage of that fact.

1377
01:36:51,100 --> 01:36:54,800
# 'Cause I'm a man machine

1378
01:36:54,800 --> 01:36:58,200
# Takin' gasoline

1379
01:36:58,200 --> 01:36:59,900
# I'm a teen dream

1380
01:36:59,900 --> 01:37:01,900
# Super-human being

1381
01:37:01,900 --> 01:37:04,700
# I'm a man machine

1382
01:37:04,700 --> 01:37:08,000
# I'm a man machine ! ##

1383
01:37:08,000 --> 01:37:12,200
You took your time.
Where the hell have you been?

1384
01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:14,700
Sit down. I'll tell you.

1385
01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:24,100
The traffic warden identified
the neighbours' bodies.

1386
01:37:24,100 --> 01:37:27,200
Which sort of
puts us in the clear.

1387
01:37:27,200 --> 01:37:30,600
The only thing connecting us
with the case...

1388
01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:32,700
..is those shotguns.

1389
01:37:32,700 --> 01:37:35,100
And Tom took care of them.

1390
01:37:35,100 --> 01:37:38,700
You did
take care of the shotguns?

1391
01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:42,700
I wanted to talk about that.

1392
01:37:42,700 --> 01:37:44,500
Well, talk.

1393
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:47,800
Well, actually...no.

1394
01:37:50,300 --> 01:37:53,000
They're in the car.
I was gonna sell 'em to Nick,

1395
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:55,200
but I couldn't get hold of him.

1396
01:37:55,200 --> 01:37:57,100
You dippy bastard.

1397
01:37:57,100 --> 01:38:01,600
So...the only thing
connecting us with the case

1398
01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:06,200
is in the back of your car,
which is parked outside!

1399
01:38:06,200 --> 01:38:09,800
They cost 700 quid.
I'm not gonna throw 'em away.

1400
01:38:09,800 --> 01:38:14,100
They're hardly likely to trace
'em back to us, are they?

1401
01:38:14,100 --> 01:38:16,500
You think it's worth
the risk for �700?

1402
01:38:16,500 --> 01:38:18,200
Tom, you're a dick!

1403
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:22,100
Take those guns
and throw 'em off a bridge.

1404
01:38:22,100 --> 01:38:24,400
And yourself while you're at it.

1405
01:38:24,400 --> 01:38:26,000
Now.

1406
01:38:30,200 --> 01:38:32,200
Look, all I'm...

1407
01:38:32,200 --> 01:38:33,800
Now, Tom!

1408
01:38:39,500 --> 01:38:41,600
Can I have a beer, please, Dad?

1409
01:38:41,600 --> 01:38:44,000
I'm busy. Get it yourself.

1410
01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:03,300
It seemed Hatchet
underestimated you lot.

1411
01:39:03,300 --> 01:39:06,100
And it seems to have cost him.

1412
01:39:06,100 --> 01:39:09,500
I ain't gonna make
the same mistake, am l?

1413
01:39:09,500 --> 01:39:13,300
So I've decided
to bring your bag back.

1414
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:19,100
I think the word you're looking
for, gentlemen, is "thank you".

1415
01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:20,800
Thank you.

1416
01:39:22,100 --> 01:39:24,800
You've presented me
with a problem.

1417
01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:27,200
I've lost my employer.

1418
01:39:28,700 --> 01:39:33,000
So I've taken care
of meself and me son.

1419
01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:38,100
If you think that's unfair,
pay me a little visit.

1420
01:39:38,100 --> 01:39:41,700
But you better be
waving a white flag,

1421
01:39:41,700 --> 01:39:45,600
high and clear
so as I can see it.

1422
01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:49,200
Or it'll be the last
visit you ever make. Understand?

1423
01:39:51,900 --> 01:39:53,900
That's all I've come to say.

1424
01:39:55,300 --> 01:39:57,600
There is one more thing...

1425
01:39:59,500 --> 01:40:01,800
It's been emotional.

1426
01:40:04,200 --> 01:40:07,300
# "Fool's Gold" #
by The Stone Roses

1427
01:40:18,500 --> 01:40:22,200
# The gold road's
sure a long road

1428
01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:26,700
# Winds on through the hills
for fifteen days ##

1429
01:40:29,400 --> 01:40:33,700
We are now officially in
the money-lending business, son.

1430
01:40:33,700 --> 01:40:36,500
Put your seatbelt on.

1431
01:40:36,500 --> 01:40:38,500
We're out of here.

1432
01:40:47,100 --> 01:40:49,100
It's empty.

1433
01:41:13,300 --> 01:41:16,200
# The pack on my back is aching

1434
01:41:16,200 --> 01:41:19,500
# The strap seems
to cut me like a knife

1435
01:41:31,600 --> 01:41:34,500
# I'm no clown
I won't back down

1436
01:41:34,500 --> 01:41:38,800
# I don't need you
to tell me what's going down...

1437
01:41:59,300 --> 01:42:01,800
What's his number?

1438
01:42:08,600 --> 01:42:11,000
You'll jam the line!
I'll call him!

1439
01:42:18,300 --> 01:42:20,700
My fucking batteries!

1440
01:42:20,700 --> 01:42:23,600
- You muppet!
- Give me the phone!

1441
01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:25,900
- I'll dial it!
- Tell me the number!

1442
01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:40,800
- Give me your phone!
- You'll break it!

1443
01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:48,400
You'll break it
and it'll be fucked!

1444
01:42:48,400 --> 01:42:50,500
Shut it. It's fucking ringing!

1445
01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:10,700
# "Oh Girl" #
by Mauro Pawloski

1446
01:43:19,400 --> 01:43:22,800
# I'm eighteen with a bullet

1447
01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:27,800
# Got my finger on the trigger

1448
01:43:27,800 --> 01:43:29,800
# I'm gonna pull it

1449
01:43:32,700 --> 01:43:36,800
# I've picked a clip now
I'm the son of a gun

1450
01:43:36,800 --> 01:43:41,800
# So hold it right there,
Little girl, little girl

1451
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:44,900
# We're gonna have big fun

1452
01:43:44,900 --> 01:43:47,500
# I may be an oldie

1453
01:43:47,500 --> 01:43:50,200
# But I'm a goodie, too

1454
01:43:50,200 --> 01:43:53,500
# I'll last forever

1455
01:43:53,500 --> 01:43:59,900
# And I'll be good to you
Oh, yes, I will...