1 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:33,464 "Sigh no more, ladies 2 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:36,429 "sigh no more 3 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:40,970 "Men were deceivers ever 4 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:44,272 "One foot in sea 5 00:00:45,945 --> 00:00:48,311 "and one on shore 6 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:54,050 "To one thing constant never 7 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:57,016 "Then sigh not so 8 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:01,022 "but let them go 9 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:04,553 "And be you blithe 10 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,596 "and bonny 11 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,600 "Converting all 12 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:14,166 "your sounds of woe 13 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:19,436 "Into Hey 14 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,938 "nonny, nonny! 15 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:50,008 "Sing no more ditties" 16 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,138 More, more, more! 17 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,041 "Sing no more 18 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,843 "Of dumps 19 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,946 "so dull and heavy 20 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:09,695 "The fraud of men 21 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:12,291 "was ever so 22 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:18,829 "Since summer first 23 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,670 "was leafy 24 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:26,076 "Then sigh not so 25 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,575 "but let them go 26 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:32,918 "And be you blithe 27 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:34,909 "and bonny 28 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:38,047 "Converting all 29 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,622 "your sounds of woe 30 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,558 "Into Hey 31 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:47,866 "nonny, nonny!" 32 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,642 My lord. 33 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:09,244 I learn in this letter... 34 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:13,019 ...that Don Pedro of Aragon... 35 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:15,924 ...comes this night to Messina! 36 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,322 He is very near by this. 37 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:23,664 He was not three leagues off when I left him. 38 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:26,000 How many gentlemen have you lost in this action? 39 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:28,767 But few of any sort, and none of name. 40 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,709 I find here that Don Pedro hath bestowed... 41 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:37,112 ...much honor on a young Florentine called Claudio. 42 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:42,214 He hath borne himself beyond the promise of his age... 43 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:45,223 ...doing, in the figure of a lamb, the feats of a lion. 44 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:50,495 Is Signior Mountanto returned from the wars or no? 45 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:52,428 I know none of that name, lady. 46 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:55,365 My cousin means Signior Benedick of Padua. 47 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:58,493 He's returned and as pleasant as ever he was. 48 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:02,564 I pray you, how many hath he killed and eaten in these wars? 49 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,771 But how many hath he killed? 50 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:08,005 For indeed I promised to eat all of his killing. 51 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:11,140 He hath done good service and a good soldier too, lady. 52 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,276 And a good soldier to a lady. 53 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,947 -But what is he to a lord? -A lord to a lord. 54 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:21,021 A man to a man, stuffed with all honorable virtues. 55 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:22,685 It is so, indeed. 56 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:25,823 He is no less than a stuffed man. 57 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,661 You must not, sir, mistake my niece. 58 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:33,102 There is a kind of merry war betwixt Signior Benedick and her. 59 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:36,664 They never meet but there's a skirmish of wit between them. 60 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,101 Who is his companion now? 61 00:04:39,345 --> 00:04:42,542 He hath every month a new sworn brother. 62 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:45,482 He is most in the company of the right noble Claudio. 63 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,145 O, lord! 64 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,280 He will hang upon him like a disease. 65 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:54,557 He is sooner caught than the pestilence, and the taker runs presently mad. 66 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,128 God help the noble Claudio! 67 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,925 If he have caught the Benedick... 68 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:02,399 ...it will cost him a thousand pound ere he be cured. 69 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:04,935 I will keep friends with you, lady. 70 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:09,700 -Do, good friend. -You will never run mad, niece. 71 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,637 No, not till a hot January. 72 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,809 Don Pedro is approaching! 73 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:36,032 Good Signior Leonato, are you come to meet your trouble. 74 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:39,710 The fashion of the world is to avoid cost, and you encounter it. 75 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:43,575 Never came trouble to my house in the likeness of your grace. 76 00:09:58,464 --> 00:09:59,488 My lord. 77 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,327 I think this is your daughter. 78 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,926 Her mother hath many times told me so. 79 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,800 Were you in doubt, sir, that you asked her? 80 00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:09,704 Signior Benedick, no! 81 00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:13,477 If Signior Leonato be her father... 82 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:17,379 ...she would not have his head on her shoulders for all Messina. 83 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:21,544 I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick. Nobody marks you. 84 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,781 What, my dear Lady Disdain! 85 00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:26,452 Are you yet living? 86 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,459 Is it possible disdain should die... 87 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:31,962 ...while she hath such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick? 88 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:35,858 Courtesy itself must convert to disdain if you come in her presence. 89 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,794 Then is courtesy a turncoat. 90 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:40,872 But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted... 91 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:45,171 ...and I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart, for I love none. 92 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:46,972 A dear happiness to women. 93 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:49,513 They would else be troubled with a pernicious suitor. 94 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:52,448 I thank God and my cold blood, I am of your humor for that. 95 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:57,386 I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me. 96 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,685 God keep your ladyship still in that mind... 97 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:03,421 ...so some gentleman or other shall 'scape a predestinate scratched face. 98 00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:09,961 Scratching could not make it worse, an 'twere such a face as yours were. 99 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,931 Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher. 100 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,337 A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours. 101 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:18,069 I would my horse had the speed of your tongue! But... 102 00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:21,579 ...keep your way, in God's name I have done. 103 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:24,849 You always end with a jade's trick. 104 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,817 I know you of old. 105 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,616 Signior Claudio, Signior Benedick... 106 00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:33,385 ...my dear friend Leonato hath invited you all. 107 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,389 I tell him we shall stay here at the least a month. 108 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,405 Let me bid you welcome, my lord. 109 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:54,806 Being reconciled to the prince, your brother... 110 00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:57,309 ...I owe you all duty. 111 00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,516 I thank you. 112 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,655 I am not of many words... 113 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,257 ...but I thank you. 114 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,127 Please it your grace lead on? 115 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,827 Your hand, Leonato, we will go together. 116 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,644 Benedick. 117 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,919 Didst thou note the daughter of Signior Leonato? 118 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,113 I noted her not, but I looked on her. 119 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,751 Is she not a modest young lady? 120 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,726 Do you question me for my simple true judgment... 121 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:46,628 ...or would you have me speak after my custom, a professed tyrant to their sex? 122 00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:49,394 No. I pray thee speak in sober judgment. 123 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,767 Why, ' faith me thinks she's too low for a high praise... 124 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,966 ...too brown for a fair praise, and too little for a great praise. 125 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:59,806 This commendation I can afford her, that were she other, she were unhandsome... 126 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,779 ...and being no other but as she is, I do not like her. 127 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:07,781 Thou thinkest I am in sport. I pray thee tell me truly how thou likest her. 128 00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:10,321 Would you buy her, that you enquire after her? 129 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,588 Can the world buy such a jewel? 130 00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:15,353 Yea, and a case to put it into. 131 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:18,229 But speak you this with a sad brow? 132 00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:26,868 In mine eyes, she is the sweetest lady that ever I looked on. 133 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:30,675 I can see yet without spectacles and I see no such matter. 134 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:36,245 There's her cousin, an' she were not possessed with a fury... 135 00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:40,442 ...exceeds her as much in beauty as the first of May doth the last of December. 136 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,686 But I hope you have no intent to turn husband. 137 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,316 Have you? 138 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,521 I would scarce trust myself... 139 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:50,220 ...though I had sworn the contrary... 140 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,896 ...if Hero would be my wife. 141 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,031 Is't come to this? 142 00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:59,627 Shall I never see a bachelor of three-score again? 143 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,567 Gentlemen. 144 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:05,176 What secret hath held you here, that you followed not to Leonato's? 145 00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,736 He is in love. 146 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,006 With who? That is your grace's part. 147 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,674 With Hero... 148 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:16,150 ...Leonato's short daughter! 149 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,256 Amen, if you love her, for the lady is very well worthy. 150 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:22,824 -You speak this to fetch me in. -By my troth, I speak my thought. 151 00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:27,490 -And in faith, my lord, I spoke mine. -And, by my two faiths and troths, I spoke mine. 152 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,834 -That I love her, I feel. -That she is worthy, I know. 153 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:34,428 That I neither feel how she should be loved nor know how she is worthy... 154 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:38,408 ...is the opinion that fire cannot melt out of me. I will die in it at the stake. 155 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:41,604 Thou wast ever an obstinate heretic in the despite of beauty. 156 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,579 That a woman conceived me... 157 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:44,975 ...l thank her. 158 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:49,052 That she brought me up, I likewise give her most humble thanks. 159 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:50,917 But that I will hang my... 160 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,748 ...bugle in an invisible baldric... 161 00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,754 ...all women shall pardon me. 162 00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:58,022 I will live a bachelor. 163 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:01,190 I shall see thee 'ere I die, look pale with love. 164 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:05,003 With anger, with sickness, or with hunger, my lord... 165 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,503 ...not with love. 166 00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,436 Well, as time shall try. 167 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:11,939 "In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke." 168 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:15,570 The savage bull may, but if ever the sensible Benedick bear it... 169 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:18,309 ...pluck off the bull's horns and set them in my forehead. 170 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,716 And let me be vilely painted and in such great letters as they write: 171 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,880 "Here is good horse to hire," let them signify under my sign: 172 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:28,187 "Here you may see Benedick, the married man." 173 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,386 Benedick. 174 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,796 Repair to Leonato's. 175 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:36,764 Tell him I will not fail him at supper, for indeed he hath made great preparation. 176 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,660 Examine your conscience. 177 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,799 And so I leave you. 178 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,737 Hath Leonato any son, my lord? 179 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,878 No child but Hero. She's his only heir. 180 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,284 Dost thou affect her, Claudio? 181 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:58,720 My lord, when you went onward on this ended action... 182 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,622 ...I looked upon her with a soldier's eye, that liked... 183 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:07,225 ...but had a rougher task in hand than to drive liking to the name of love. 184 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:09,696 But now... 185 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:14,027 ...I am returned and that war-thoughts have left their places vacant... 186 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:18,167 ...in their rooms come thronging soft... 187 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,946 ...and delicate desires... 188 00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:24,277 ...all prompting me how fair young Hero is. 189 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,515 Saying... 190 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,416 ...I liked her ere I went to wars. 191 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:37,489 Thou wilt be like a lover presently and tire the hearer with a book of words. 192 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:41,758 If thou dost love fair Hero, cherish it. 193 00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:45,635 And I will break with her and with her father and thou shalt have her. 194 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,929 I know we shall have reveling tonight. 195 00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:50,969 I will assume thy part in some disguise and... 196 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,111 ...tell fair Hero I am Claudio. 197 00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,910 And in her bosom, I'll unclasp my heart... 198 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,813 ...and take her hearing prisoner, with the force and... 199 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,613 ...strong encounter of my amorous tale. 200 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,918 Then, after to her father will I break... 201 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,087 ...and the conclusion is... 202 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:08,958 ...she shall be thine. 203 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,091 In practice let us put it presently. 204 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,834 What the good-year, my lord. 205 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,671 Why are you thus out of measure sad? 206 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:34,680 There is no measure in the occasion that breeds. 207 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:38,255 Therefore the sadness is without limit. 208 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,418 You should hear reason. 209 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:45,123 And when I have heard it... 210 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,262 ...what blessing brings it? 211 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,064 I cannot hide what I am. 212 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:56,274 I must be sad when I have cause and smile at no man's jests... 213 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,934 ...eat when I have stomach... 214 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,508 ...and wait for no man's leisure... 215 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,941 ...sleep when I am drowsy... 216 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:05,880 ...and tend on no man's business... 217 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:06,951 ...laugh... 218 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,909 ...when I am merry... 219 00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:12,186 ...and claw no man in his humor. 220 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:20,856 But you must not make full show of this till you may do so without controlment. 221 00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:23,433 You have of late stood out against your brother... 222 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:26,003 ...and he hath ta'en you newly into his grace... 223 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,630 ...where it is impossible you should take true root... 224 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:31,573 ...but by the fair weather that you make yourself. 225 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,803 I had rather be a canker in a hedge... 226 00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,881 ...than a rose in his grace. 227 00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:41,543 In this, though I cannot be said to be a flattering, honest man... 228 00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:44,986 ...it must not be denied but I am a plain-dealing villain. 229 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,187 If I had my mouth... 230 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,220 ...l would bite. 231 00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:51,560 If I had my liberty... 232 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,697 ...l would do my liking. 233 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,927 In the meantime... 234 00:18:56,368 --> 00:19:01,101 ...let me be that I am and seek not to alter me. 235 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,902 Borachio! 236 00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:07,675 What news? 237 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,874 I can give you intelligence of an intended marriage. 238 00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:15,513 Will it serve for any model to build mischief on? 239 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:18,613 Marry, it is your brother's right hand. 240 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:19,691 Who? 241 00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:23,249 -The most exquisite Claudio? -Even he. 242 00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,690 How came you to this? 243 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:29,300 I heard it agreed upon that the prince should woo Hero for himself... 244 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:33,201 ...and having obtained her, give her to Count Claudio. 245 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,597 Come. 246 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:38,809 Come, let us thither. This may prove food to my displeasure. 247 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:42,707 That young start-up hath all the glory of my overthrow. 248 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,239 If I can cross him any way... 249 00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,885 ...I bless myself every way. 250 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,285 You are both sure... 251 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:51,851 ...and will assist me? 252 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,650 To the death, my lord. 253 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:59,623 -Shall we go prove what's to be done? -We'll wait upon your lordship. 254 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:27,720 -Was not Count John here at supper? -I saw him not. 255 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,487 How tartly that gentleman looks! 256 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:32,723 I never can see him but I am heart-burned an hour after. 257 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:35,026 He's of a very melancholy disposition. 258 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:55,218 He were an excellent man that were made just in the midway between him and Benedick. 259 00:20:55,554 --> 00:21:00,423 The one is too like an image and says nothing, and the other too like my lady's eldest son... 260 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,152 ...evermore tattling. 261 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,622 Then half Signior Benedick's tongue... 262 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,596 ...in Count John's mouth... 263 00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:12,534 ...and half count John's melancholy in Signior Benedick's face. 264 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,666 With a good leg. 265 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,102 And a good foot, uncle. 266 00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:20,037 And money enough in his purse. 267 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:24,238 Such a man would win any woman in the world. 268 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,813 If he could get her good will. 269 00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:31,753 By my troth, niece, thou wilt never get thee a husband, if thou be so shrewd of thy tongue. 270 00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:39,561 Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face. 271 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:41,223 I'd rather lie in the woolen. 272 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:44,029 You may light on a husband that hath no beard. 273 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,831 And what should I do with him? 274 00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:49,395 Dress him in my apparel and make him my waiting-gentlewoman? 275 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,940 He that hath a beard is more than a youth. 276 00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:55,409 And he that hath no beard is less than a man. 277 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:57,709 And he that is more than a youth is not for me. 278 00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:01,582 And he that is less than a man, I am not for him. 279 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,147 Yet in faith, she's too cursed. 280 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:05,917 Well, then, go you into hell? 281 00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:08,049 No, but to the gate. 282 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,254 And there will the devil meet me like an old cuckold... 283 00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:13,729 ...with horns on his head, and say: 284 00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:16,527 "Get you to heaven, Beatrice. 285 00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:18,466 "Here's no place for you maids� 286 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:21,265 So away to Saint Peter for the heavens. 287 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:25,408 He shows me where the bachelors sit. 288 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:30,543 And there live we as merry as the day is long. 289 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:35,315 Well, niece, I hope you will be ruled by your father. 290 00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:38,489 Yes, faith, it is my cousin's duty to make curtsy... 291 00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:40,615 ...and say, "Father, as it please you." 292 00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:44,822 But yet for all that, cousin, let him be a handsome fellow... 293 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:49,031 ...or else make another curtsy and say, "Father, as it please me." 294 00:22:54,339 --> 00:22:55,533 Daughter... 295 00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:57,968 ...remember what I told you. 296 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:03,208 If the prince do solicit you in that kind... 297 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,240 ...you know your answer. 298 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,754 Well, niece. 299 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:14,849 I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband. 300 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:19,659 Not till God make men of some other metal than earth. 301 00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:22,199 Cousin, you apprehend passing shrewdly. 302 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:26,737 I have a good eye, uncle. I can see a church by daylight. 303 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,940 The revellers are entering! 304 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:47,051 Lady, will you walk about with your friend? 305 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:14,385 I know you well enough. You are Signior Antonio. 306 00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:16,181 At a word, I am not. 307 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:20,418 I know you by the waggling of your head. 308 00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:21,822 At a word, I am not. 309 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:26,694 Come, come, do you think I do not know you by your excellent wit? 310 00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:29,091 Can virtue hide itself? 311 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:31,863 Go to, mum, you are he. 312 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:35,131 Graces will appear, and there's an end. 313 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,806 Well, I would you did like me. 314 00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:45,439 So would not I, for I have many ill qualities. 315 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:48,178 -Which is one? -I say my prayers aloud. 316 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:56,524 -Will you not tell me who told you, sir? -No, you shall pardon me. 317 00:24:56,628 --> 00:25:00,064 -Nor will you not tell me who you are? -Not now. 318 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,261 That I was disdainful... 319 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:06,201 ...and that I had my good wit out of the "Hundred Merry Tales." 320 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,997 Well, this was Signior Benedick that said so. 321 00:25:10,108 --> 00:25:11,507 What's he? 322 00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,578 I'm sure you know him well enough. 323 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:16,075 Not I, believe me. 324 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,671 Did he never make you laugh? 325 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:21,013 I pray you, what is he? 326 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,848 Why, he is the prince's jester. 327 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,855 A very dull fool. 328 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:30,660 His only gift is in devising impossible slanders. 329 00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:35,593 None but libertines delight in him, for he both pleases men and angers them... 330 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:38,768 ...and then they laugh at him and beat him. 331 00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:42,500 I am sure he is in the fleet. 332 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:44,842 I would he had boarded me. 333 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:50,079 When I know the gentleman, I'll tell him what you say. 334 00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:51,307 Do. 335 00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:57,888 We must follow the leaders. 336 00:25:57,989 --> 00:26:00,219 In every good thing. 337 00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:34,181 Are not you Signior Benedick? 338 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:35,953 You know me well. I am he. 339 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:39,326 Signior, you are very near my brother in his love. 340 00:26:39,631 --> 00:26:41,462 He is enamoured on Hero. 341 00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:45,701 I pray you, dissuade him from her. She is no equal for his birth. 342 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:48,595 How know you he loves her? 343 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,908 I heard him swear his affection. 344 00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:54,240 So did I, too. And he swore he would marry her tonight. 345 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,979 Come, let us to the banquet. 346 00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:10,260 Thus answer I in name of Benedick... 347 00:27:10,528 --> 00:27:14,191 ...but hear these ill news with the ears of Claudio. 348 00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:20,064 'Tis certain so... 349 00:27:21,172 --> 00:27:23,606 ...the prince woos for himself! 350 00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:31,009 Friendship is constant in all other things... 351 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:34,313 ...save in the office and affairs of love. 352 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,886 This is an accident of hourly proof... 353 00:27:40,358 --> 00:27:42,622 ...which I mistrusted not. 354 00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:48,656 Farewell, therefore, Hero! 355 00:27:52,437 --> 00:27:53,904 -Count Claudio? -Yea, the same. 356 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:55,700 -Come, will you go with me? -Whither? 357 00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:57,399 About your own business. 358 00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:01,673 -The prince hath got your Hero! -I wish him joy of her! 359 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:04,146 Did you think the prince would have served you thus? 360 00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:05,841 I pray you, leave me. 361 00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,748 Alas, poor hurt fowl! 362 00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:15,316 But that my Lady Beatrice should know me, and not know me! 363 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,628 The prince's fool? 364 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:21,021 I am not so reputed. 365 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:24,425 It is the base, the bitter disposition of Beatrice... 366 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:27,994 ...that puts the world into her person and so gives me out. 367 00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:30,031 Well... 368 00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:32,738 ...I'll be revenged as I may. 369 00:28:34,179 --> 00:28:35,840 Now, signior, where's the count? 370 00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:39,610 Troth, my lord, I found him here as melancholy as a lodge in a warren. 371 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,583 I told him, and I think I told him true... 372 00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:45,213 ...that your grace had got the good will of this young lady. 373 00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:48,019 The Lady Beatrice hath a quarrel to you. 374 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:53,063 The gentleman that danced with her told her she is much wronged by you. 375 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:57,066 She misused me past the endurance of a block! 376 00:28:57,168 --> 00:29:02,037 She told me, not thinking I had been myself, that I was the prince's jester... 377 00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:05,071 ...that I was duller than a great thaw... 378 00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:08,407 ...huddling jest upon jest with such impossible conveyance upon me... 379 00:29:08,513 --> 00:29:10,538 ...that I stood like a man at a mark... 380 00:29:10,648 --> 00:29:12,616 ...with a whole army shooting at me. 381 00:29:12,717 --> 00:29:15,447 She speaks poniards... 382 00:29:15,653 --> 00:29:17,712 ...and every word stabs. 383 00:29:17,822 --> 00:29:21,656 If her breath were terrible as her terminations, there were no living near her. 384 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,694 She would infect to the North Star. 385 00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:28,664 So, indeed, all disquiet, horror and perturbation follows her. 386 00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:30,991 Look, here she comes. 387 00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:36,863 Will your grace command me any service to the world's end? 388 00:29:37,008 --> 00:29:40,671 I will go on the slightest errand now to the Antipodes... 389 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,747 ...that you can devise to send me on. 390 00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:47,181 I will fetch you a hair off the Great Cham's beard... 391 00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:50,615 ...do you any embassage to the Pigmies... 392 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:55,724 ...rather than hold three words' conference with this harpy. 393 00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:59,623 You have no employment for me? 394 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:02,762 None, but to desire your good company! 395 00:30:04,068 --> 00:30:06,298 O God, sir, here's a dish I love not. 396 00:30:06,404 --> 00:30:09,168 I cannot endure my Lady Tongue! 397 00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:13,202 Come, lady, come. 398 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,673 You have lost the heart of Signior Benedick. 399 00:30:15,947 --> 00:30:17,539 Indeed, my lord. 400 00:30:19,184 --> 00:30:21,675 He lent it me awhile. 401 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,315 And I gave him use for it... 402 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,956 ...a double heart for his single one. 403 00:30:28,626 --> 00:30:31,891 Marry, once before he won it of me, with false dice. 404 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:36,125 Therefore your grace may well say I have lost it. 405 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:39,099 You have put him down, lady, you have put him down. 406 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,862 So I would not he should do me, my lord... 407 00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:44,539 ...lest I should prove the mother of fools. 408 00:30:46,744 --> 00:30:50,180 I have brought Count Claudio, whom you sent me to seek. 409 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,650 Why, how now, Count, wherefore art thou sad? 410 00:30:55,153 --> 00:30:56,279 Not sad, my lord. 411 00:30:56,621 --> 00:30:58,714 -How then? Sick? -Neither, my lord. 412 00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:01,815 The count is neither sad, nor sick... 413 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,585 ...nor merry, nor well... 414 00:31:04,963 --> 00:31:07,261 ...but civil count... 415 00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:11,459 ...civil as an orange, and something of that jealous complexion. 416 00:31:11,569 --> 00:31:14,060 I' faith, lady, I think your blazon to be true... 417 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:17,505 ...though I'll be sworn, if he be so, his conceit is false. 418 00:31:18,109 --> 00:31:19,576 Here, Claudio. 419 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,012 I have wooed in thy name... 420 00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,947 ...and fair Hero is won. 421 00:31:26,951 --> 00:31:30,114 I have broke with her father, and his good will obtained. 422 00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:32,385 Name the day of marriage... 423 00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:34,856 ...and God give thee joy. 424 00:31:35,927 --> 00:31:38,122 Count, take of me my daughter... 425 00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:40,591 ...and with her my fortunes. 426 00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:43,458 His grace hath made the match... 427 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:47,235 ...and all grace say Amen to it. 428 00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:55,835 Speak, Count... 429 00:31:56,814 --> 00:31:58,145 ...'tis your cue. 430 00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:02,653 Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. 431 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:07,216 I were but little happy, if I could say how much. 432 00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:09,615 Lady... 433 00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:11,956 ...as you are mine... 434 00:32:13,364 --> 00:32:15,093 ...I am yours. 435 00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:19,836 Speak, cousin! 436 00:32:20,905 --> 00:32:25,171 Or, if you cannot, stop his mouth with a kiss, and let not him speak neither. 437 00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:44,421 In faith, lady, you have a merry heart. 438 00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:47,092 Yea, my lord, I thank it. 439 00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:48,357 Poor fool. 440 00:32:48,599 --> 00:32:50,726 It keeps on the windy side of care. 441 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:55,330 My cousin tells him in his ear that he is in her heart. 442 00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:57,507 And so she doth, cousin. 443 00:33:03,614 --> 00:33:05,946 Good Lord, for alliance! 444 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:12,919 Thus goes everyone to the world but I, and I am sunburnt. 445 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:17,018 I may sit in a corner and cry heigh-ho for a husband. 446 00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:20,931 Lady Beatrice, I will get you one. 447 00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:23,500 I would rather have one of your father's getting. 448 00:33:24,102 --> 00:33:26,297 Hath your grace ne'er a brother like you? 449 00:33:27,405 --> 00:33:31,000 Your father got excellent husbands, if a maid could come by them. 450 00:33:31,409 --> 00:33:33,274 Will you have me, lady? 451 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,106 No, my lord... 452 00:33:39,784 --> 00:33:42,548 ...unless I might have another for working-days. 453 00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:46,086 Your grace is too costly to wear every day. 454 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:53,463 But, I beseech your grace, pardon me. I was born to speak all mirth and no matter. 455 00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:59,228 Your silence most offends me... 456 00:33:59,937 --> 00:34:02,030 ...and to be merry best becomes you... 457 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:04,608 ...for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour. 458 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,542 No, sure, my lord... 459 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:10,271 ...my mother cried. 460 00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:16,182 But then there was a star danced... 461 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,913 ...and under that was I born. 462 00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:22,887 Cousins. 463 00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:25,889 God give you joy! 464 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,701 By my troth, a pleasant-spirited lady. 465 00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:40,870 There's little of the melancholy element in her. 466 00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:44,878 She is never sad but when she sleeps, and not ever then... 467 00:34:44,982 --> 00:34:48,474 ...for I've heard my daughter say she hath often dreamt of unhappiness... 468 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,850 ...and waked herself with laughing. 469 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,824 She cannot endure to hear tell of a husband. 470 00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:56,951 By no means. 471 00:34:57,061 --> 00:34:59,393 She were an excellent wife for Benedick. 472 00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:05,596 If they were but a week married, they would talk themselves mad. 473 00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:09,305 -Claudio, when mean you to go to church? -Tomorrow, my lord. 474 00:35:09,574 --> 00:35:14,341 Not till Monday, my dear son, which is hence a just seven-night... 475 00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:17,912 ...and a time too brief, too, to have all things answer my mind. 476 00:35:18,015 --> 00:35:21,246 I warrant thee, Claudio, the time shall not go dully by us. 477 00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:24,717 I will, in the interim, undertake one of Hercules' labors... 478 00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:27,689 ...which is to bring Signior Benedick and the Lady Beatrice... 479 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:30,852 ...into a mountain of affection, the one with the other. 480 00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:35,290 I would fain have it a match, and I doubt not but to fashion it... 481 00:35:35,399 --> 00:35:38,300 ...if you minister such assistance as I give you direction. 482 00:35:38,402 --> 00:35:42,702 My lord, I am for you, though it cost me 10 nights' watchings. 483 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,240 And I, my lord. 484 00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:45,502 And you, too, gentle Hero? 485 00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:49,376 I will do any modest office, my lord, to help my cousin to a good husband. 486 00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:53,811 If we can do this, Cupid is no longer an archer. 487 00:35:53,918 --> 00:35:58,184 His glory shall be ours, for we are the only love-gods. 488 00:35:58,689 --> 00:36:00,623 Go with me, I will tell you my drift. 489 00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:29,447 I do much wonder... 490 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,352 ...that one man... 491 00:36:31,455 --> 00:36:36,256 ...seeing how much another man is a fool when he dedicates his behaviors to love... 492 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:40,319 ...will, after he hath laughed at such shallow follies in others... 493 00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:44,492 ...become the argument of his own scorn by falling in love. 494 00:36:47,972 --> 00:36:49,963 And such a man is Claudio. 495 00:36:50,508 --> 00:36:55,036 I have known when there was no music with him but the drum and the fife... 496 00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:58,506 ...and now would he rather hear the tabor and the pipe. 497 00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:02,379 I have known when he would have walked 10 mile afoot to see a good armor. 498 00:37:02,486 --> 00:37:07,446 And now will he lie 10 nights awake, carving the fashion of a new doublet. 499 00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:12,456 He was wont to speak plain and to the purpose, like an honest man and a soldier. 500 00:37:12,863 --> 00:37:16,162 Now is he turned orthography. 501 00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:19,427 His words are a very fantastical banquet... 502 00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:22,002 ...just so many strange dishes. 503 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:27,909 May I be so converted, and see with these eyes? I cannot tell. I think not. 504 00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:29,572 I will not be sworn... 505 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:33,707 ...but love may transform me to an oyster. 506 00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:36,943 But I'll take my oath on it, till he hath made an oyster of me... 507 00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:39,488 ...he shall never make me such a fool. 508 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:41,956 One woman is fair, yet I am well. 509 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:46,128 Another is wise, yet I am well. Another, virtuous, yet I am well. 510 00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:48,824 But till all graces be in one woman... 511 00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:52,094 ...one woman shall not come in my grace. 512 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:57,096 Rich she shall be, that's certain. 513 00:37:57,908 --> 00:37:59,637 Wise, or I'll none. 514 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:02,645 Virtuous, or I'll never cheapen her. 515 00:38:02,847 --> 00:38:04,974 Fair, or I'll never look on her. 516 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,315 Mild... 517 00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:09,882 ...or come not near me. 518 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:14,421 Of good discourse. An excellent musician. 519 00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:17,350 And her hair... 520 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:19,558 ...shall be... 521 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:21,759 ...of what color it please God. 522 00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:28,366 The prince and Monsieur Love. 523 00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:30,563 I will hide me. 524 00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:45,955 See you where Benedick hath hid himself? 525 00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:47,722 Very well, my lord. 526 00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:53,862 Come, Balthasar. 527 00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:55,956 We'll hear that song again. 528 00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:05,742 Now, divine air. 529 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,637 Now is his soul ravished! 530 00:39:09,447 --> 00:39:14,407 Is it not strange that sheeps' guts should hale souls out of men's bodies? 531 00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:21,224 "Sigh no more, ladies 532 00:39:21,325 --> 00:39:23,520 "Sigh no more 533 00:39:23,994 --> 00:39:28,294 "Men were deceivers ever 534 00:39:28,466 --> 00:39:31,196 "One foot in sea 535 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:34,269 "and one on shore 536 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:39,332 "To one thing constant never 537 00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:42,412 "Then sigh not so 538 00:39:42,513 --> 00:39:45,175 "but let them go 539 00:39:45,282 --> 00:39:48,183 "And be you blithe 540 00:39:48,285 --> 00:39:50,583 "and bonny 541 00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:55,648 "Converting all your sounds of woe 542 00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:03,832 "Into Hey nonny, nonny 543 00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:09,300 "Sing no more ditties 544 00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:16,404 "Of dumps so dull and heavy 545 00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:20,041 "The fraud of men 546 00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:22,312 "was ever so 547 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:25,253 "Since summer 548 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:27,847 "first was leafy 549 00:40:27,958 --> 00:40:30,984 "Then sigh not so 550 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:33,928 "but let them go 551 00:40:34,031 --> 00:40:38,991 "And be you blithe and bonny 552 00:40:39,236 --> 00:40:41,932 "Converting all 553 00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:45,338 "your sounds of woe 554 00:40:47,745 --> 00:40:52,705 "Into Hey nonny, nonny" 555 00:40:58,255 --> 00:41:01,850 -By my troth, a good song. -And an ill singer, my lord. 556 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:04,723 No, no, faith, thou singest well enough. 557 00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:08,525 An' he had been a dog that should have howled thus, they'd have hanged him. 558 00:41:13,370 --> 00:41:15,133 Come hither, Leonato. 559 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,365 What was it you told me of today? 560 00:41:17,608 --> 00:41:21,840 That your niece Beatrice was in love with Signior Benedick? 561 00:41:22,446 --> 00:41:25,574 I did never think that lady would have loved any man. 562 00:41:25,683 --> 00:41:28,049 No, nor I neither. 563 00:41:28,252 --> 00:41:31,744 But most wonderful that she should so dote on Signior Benedick... 564 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:35,887 ...whom she hath in all outward behaviors seemed ever to abhor. 565 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:38,052 Is it possible? 566 00:41:39,096 --> 00:41:41,121 Maybe she doth but counterfeit? 567 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:43,063 Faith, like enough. 568 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:44,930 O, God! 569 00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:46,567 Counterfeit? 570 00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:52,233 There was never counterfeit of passion came so near the life of passion... 571 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:54,277 ...as she discovers it. 572 00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:56,304 Why? 573 00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:01,344 What effects of passion shows she? 574 00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:04,176 Bait the hook well. This fish will bite. 575 00:42:04,488 --> 00:42:06,479 What effects, my lord? 576 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:15,624 -You heard my daughter tell you how. -She did, indeed. 577 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,361 How, I pray you? 578 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,036 You amaze me! 579 00:42:29,413 --> 00:42:33,349 I should think this a trick, but that the gray-bearded fellow speaks it. 580 00:42:33,450 --> 00:42:35,543 Hath she made her affection known to Benedick? 581 00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:39,419 No, and swears she never will. That's her torment. 582 00:42:39,790 --> 00:42:42,190 She'll be up 20 times a night... 583 00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:45,729 ...and there she'll sit in her smock till she have writ a sheet of paper. 584 00:42:45,829 --> 00:42:49,390 Then down upon her knees she falls, weeps... 585 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:53,898 ...sobs, beats her heart, tears her hair, curses: 586 00:42:54,004 --> 00:42:56,131 "O sweet Benedick! 587 00:42:56,473 --> 00:42:58,964 "God give me patience!" 588 00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:02,544 She doth indeed, my daughter says so. 589 00:43:02,646 --> 00:43:04,739 My daughter is sometime afeared... 590 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:08,282 ...that she will do a desperate outrage to herself. 591 00:43:10,187 --> 00:43:11,711 It is very true. 592 00:43:11,822 --> 00:43:14,347 -It were good that Benedick knew of it. -To what end? 593 00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:17,427 He would make but a sport of it and torment the poor lady worse. 594 00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:18,893 I'm sorry for her. 595 00:43:19,296 --> 00:43:23,096 I pray you, tell Benedick of it, and hear what he will say. 596 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,428 Were it good, think you? 597 00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:26,503 Hero thinks surely she will die... 598 00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:29,332 ...for she says she will die if he love her not... 599 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:33,740 ...and she will die, ere she make her love known, and she will die, if he woo her. 600 00:43:35,746 --> 00:43:40,149 If she should make tender of her love, 'tis very possible he'll scorn it... 601 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:43,981 ...for the man, as you know all, hath a contemptible spirit. 602 00:43:59,670 --> 00:44:01,831 I love Benedick well... 603 00:44:02,673 --> 00:44:05,699 ...and I could wish he would modestly examine himself... 604 00:44:05,809 --> 00:44:08,300 ...to see how much he is unworthy... 605 00:44:09,246 --> 00:44:10,873 ...so good a lady. 606 00:44:11,348 --> 00:44:14,010 My lord, will you walk? Dinner is ready. 607 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:22,114 If he do not dote on her upon this, I will never trust my expectation. 608 00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:26,629 Let the same net be spread for her, and that must your daughter and her gentlewoman carry. 609 00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:30,163 Let us send Beatrice to call him in to dinner. 610 00:44:39,476 --> 00:44:41,774 This can be no trick. 611 00:44:42,446 --> 00:44:44,914 The conference was sadly borne. 612 00:44:45,215 --> 00:44:48,207 They have the truth of this from Hero. 613 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,718 Love me? 614 00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:57,517 Why... 615 00:44:58,662 --> 00:45:00,892 ...it must be requited. 616 00:45:01,098 --> 00:45:03,157 I hear how I am censured. 617 00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:07,203 They say I will bear myself proudly if I perceive the love come from her. 618 00:45:07,304 --> 00:45:12,241 They say, too, that she will rather die than give any sign of affection. 619 00:45:13,343 --> 00:45:16,904 I did never think to marry. 620 00:45:18,282 --> 00:45:20,079 I must not seem proud. 621 00:45:20,184 --> 00:45:23,745 Happy are they that hear their detractions and can put them to mending. 622 00:45:23,854 --> 00:45:26,220 They say the lady is fair. I can bear them witness. 623 00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:28,814 And virtuous, 'tis so, I cannot reprove it. 624 00:45:28,926 --> 00:45:31,895 And wise, but for loving me. 625 00:45:31,995 --> 00:45:34,395 By my troth, it is no addition to her wit... 626 00:45:34,765 --> 00:45:38,292 ...nor no great argument of her folly... 627 00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:40,962 ...for I will be... 628 00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:44,632 ...horribly in love with her. 629 00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:49,770 I may chance have some odd quirks... 630 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,144 ...and remnants of wit broken on me... 631 00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:56,242 ...because I have railed so long against marriage. 632 00:45:57,554 --> 00:46:00,546 But doth not the appetite alter? 633 00:46:00,657 --> 00:46:04,593 A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. 634 00:46:04,695 --> 00:46:09,598 Shall these quips and sentences and paper bullets of the brain... 635 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:12,897 ...awe a man from the career of his humor? 636 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:14,593 No. 637 00:46:15,172 --> 00:46:17,367 The world must be peopled. 638 00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:25,710 When I said I would die a bachelor... 639 00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:28,441 ...l did not think I should live... 640 00:46:29,019 --> 00:46:30,543 ...till I were married. 641 00:46:32,256 --> 00:46:34,019 Here comes Beatrice! 642 00:46:34,658 --> 00:46:38,424 By this day, she's a fair lady. 643 00:46:40,664 --> 00:46:42,256 I do spy some... 644 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,267 ...marks of love in her. 645 00:46:56,814 --> 00:47:01,080 Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner. 646 00:47:01,585 --> 00:47:03,018 Fair Beatrice. 647 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:06,221 I thank you for your pains. 648 00:47:11,695 --> 00:47:14,095 I took no more pains for those thanks... 649 00:47:14,198 --> 00:47:16,029 ...than you take pains to thank me. 650 00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:19,034 If it had been painful, I would not have come. 651 00:47:19,269 --> 00:47:21,965 You take pleasure, then, in the message? 652 00:47:22,072 --> 00:47:23,039 Yea. 653 00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:27,067 Just so much as you may take upon a knife's point. 654 00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:33,881 You have no stomach, signior? Fare you well. 655 00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:51,966 "Against my will, I am sent... 656 00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:55,228 "...to bid you come in to dinner." 657 00:47:57,841 --> 00:47:59,775 There's a double meaning in that. 658 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,683 But are you sure that Benedick loves Beatrice so entirely? 659 00:48:11,855 --> 00:48:15,621 So says the prince and my new-trothed lord. 660 00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:18,520 And did they bid you tell her of it, madam? 661 00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:21,223 They did entreat me to acquaint her of it. 662 00:48:21,431 --> 00:48:23,831 But I persuaded them, if they loved Benedick... 663 00:48:23,934 --> 00:48:26,994 ...to wish him wrestle with affection and never let Beatrice know. 664 00:48:27,104 --> 00:48:28,298 Why did you so? 665 00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:32,068 Doth he not deserve as full as fortunate a bed as Beatrice shall couch upon? 666 00:48:32,175 --> 00:48:37,112 O God of love! I know he doth deserve as much as may be yielded to a man. 667 00:48:37,714 --> 00:48:42,083 But nature never framed a woman's heart of prouder stuff than that of Beatrice. 668 00:48:42,185 --> 00:48:45,416 Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes... 669 00:48:45,522 --> 00:48:49,959 ...misprising what they look on, and her wit values itself so highly... 670 00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:52,358 ...that to her all matter else seems weak. 671 00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,086 She cannot love. 672 00:48:54,298 --> 00:48:55,492 Sure, I think so. 673 00:48:55,799 --> 00:48:58,734 -Yet tell her of it. Hear what she will say. -No. 674 00:48:59,002 --> 00:49:03,132 Rather I will go to Benedick and counsel him to fight against his passion. 675 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,708 Do not do your cousin such a wrong. 676 00:49:05,809 --> 00:49:08,403 She cannot be so much without true judgment... 677 00:49:08,712 --> 00:49:11,772 ...having so swift and excellent a wit as she is prized to have... 678 00:49:11,882 --> 00:49:14,214 ...to refuse such a gentleman as Signior Benedick. 679 00:49:14,318 --> 00:49:16,183 He is the only man of Italy. 680 00:49:16,286 --> 00:49:18,220 Always excepted my dear Claudio. 681 00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:22,084 -When are you married, madam? -Why, every day. 682 00:49:22,192 --> 00:49:23,659 Tomorrow! 683 00:49:31,201 --> 00:49:35,661 She's limed, I warrant you. We have caught her, madam. 684 00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:38,872 If it prove so, then loving goes by haps. 685 00:49:39,042 --> 00:49:41,636 Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps. 686 00:49:45,949 --> 00:49:48,645 What fire is in mine ears? 687 00:49:50,153 --> 00:49:51,745 Can this be true? 688 00:49:52,022 --> 00:49:55,583 Stand I condemned for pride and scorn so much? 689 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:58,457 Contempt, farewell. 690 00:49:58,795 --> 00:50:01,059 And maiden pride, adieu. 691 00:50:01,298 --> 00:50:04,495 No glory lives behind the back of such. 692 00:50:07,738 --> 00:50:09,262 And, Benedick... 693 00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:11,072 ...love on. 694 00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:14,210 I will requite thee. 695 00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:17,844 Taming my wild heart to thy loving hand. 696 00:50:17,948 --> 00:50:22,112 If thou dost love, my kindness shall incite thee... 697 00:50:22,219 --> 00:50:25,313 ...to bind our loves up in a holy band. 698 00:50:25,722 --> 00:50:29,658 For others say thou dost deserve, and l... 699 00:50:30,394 --> 00:50:31,759 ...believe it... 700 00:50:32,195 --> 00:50:35,392 ...better than reportingly. 701 00:52:05,522 --> 00:52:07,285 Are you good men and true? 702 00:52:09,893 --> 00:52:10,860 Yea! 703 00:52:12,596 --> 00:52:14,689 Being chosen for the prince's watch... 704 00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:17,191 ...this is your charge. 705 00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:22,802 You are to bid any man stand, in the prince's name. 706 00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:24,965 How if he will not stand? 707 00:52:26,910 --> 00:52:29,174 Why, then, take no note of him, but let him go. 708 00:52:29,379 --> 00:52:33,281 If he will not stand when he is bidden, he is none of the prince's subjects. 709 00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:35,375 True! 710 00:52:35,485 --> 00:52:39,148 And they are to meddle with none but the prince's subjects. 711 00:52:49,232 --> 00:52:51,496 You shall also make no noise in the streets. 712 00:52:52,969 --> 00:52:54,937 We will rather sleep than talk. 713 00:52:55,438 --> 00:52:58,168 You speak like an ancient... 714 00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:01,440 ...and a most quiet watchman... 715 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:04,439 ...for I cannot see how sleeping should offend. 716 00:53:08,451 --> 00:53:09,748 If you meet a thief... 717 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:13,721 ...you may suspect him, by virtue of your office... 718 00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:16,792 ...to be no true man... 719 00:53:20,163 --> 00:53:22,290 ...and, for such kind of men... 720 00:53:23,133 --> 00:53:27,968 ...the less you meddle or make with them, why the more is for your... 721 00:53:28,705 --> 00:53:30,036 ...honesty. 722 00:53:30,273 --> 00:53:33,538 You have been always called a merciful man, partner. 723 00:53:34,644 --> 00:53:38,205 Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will... 724 00:53:38,415 --> 00:53:41,714 ...much more a man who hath any honesty in him. 725 00:53:41,818 --> 00:53:43,308 'Tis very true. 726 00:53:54,798 --> 00:53:56,288 Well, masters. 727 00:53:57,567 --> 00:53:58,534 Good night. 728 00:53:58,835 --> 00:54:02,737 An' there be any matter of weight chances... 729 00:54:03,206 --> 00:54:04,764 ...call up me. 730 00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:08,836 Come, neighbor. 731 00:54:11,881 --> 00:54:13,246 We hear our charge. 732 00:54:13,350 --> 00:54:16,786 Let us sit here upon the bench till 2:00, and then all to bed. 733 00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:22,181 One word more, honest neighbors. 734 00:54:22,459 --> 00:54:24,950 I pray you watch about Signior Leonato's door... 735 00:54:25,428 --> 00:54:29,558 ...for the wedding being there tomorrow, there is a great coil tonight. 736 00:54:31,668 --> 00:54:32,862 Adieu. 737 00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:36,568 Be vigitant, I beseech you. 738 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:14,470 It is so. 739 00:55:15,178 --> 00:55:18,011 The Count Claudio shall marry the daughter of Leonato. 740 00:55:18,114 --> 00:55:20,810 Yea, my lord, but I can cross it. 741 00:55:20,917 --> 00:55:25,081 Any bar, any cross, any impediment will be medicinable to me. 742 00:55:25,188 --> 00:55:27,053 I am sick in displeasure to him... 743 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:30,923 ...and whatsoever comes athwart his affection ranges evenly with mine. 744 00:55:31,027 --> 00:55:32,892 How canst thou cross this marriage? 745 00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:37,933 Not honestly, my lord, but so covertly that no dishonesty shall appear in me. 746 00:55:38,034 --> 00:55:39,501 Show me briefly how. 747 00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:43,868 I think I told your lordship a year since, how much I am in the favor of Margaret... 748 00:55:43,973 --> 00:55:46,464 -...the waiting gentlewoman to Hero. -I remember. 749 00:55:46,576 --> 00:55:49,340 I can, at any unseasonable instant of the night... 750 00:55:49,446 --> 00:55:52,006 ...appoint her to look out at her lady's chamber window. 751 00:55:52,115 --> 00:55:54,549 What life is in that to be the death of this marriage? 752 00:55:54,651 --> 00:55:57,017 Well, the poison of that lies in you to temper. 753 00:56:28,318 --> 00:56:29,410 Gallants. 754 00:56:30,153 --> 00:56:31,518 I am not... 755 00:56:31,988 --> 00:56:33,512 ...as I have been. 756 00:56:33,823 --> 00:56:35,051 So say l. 757 00:56:35,358 --> 00:56:37,417 Methinks you are sadder. 758 00:56:39,996 --> 00:56:41,429 I hope he be in love. 759 00:56:43,299 --> 00:56:44,664 Old signior, walk aside with me. 760 00:56:44,768 --> 00:56:46,929 I have studied some wise words to speak to you... 761 00:56:47,036 --> 00:56:49,470 ...which these hobby-horses must not hear. 762 00:56:54,077 --> 00:56:57,808 For my life, to break with him about Beatrice. 763 00:56:58,782 --> 00:57:01,649 My lord and brother, God save you. 764 00:57:02,018 --> 00:57:03,280 Good e'en, brother. 765 00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:05,854 If your leisure served, I would speak with you. 766 00:57:05,955 --> 00:57:06,979 In private? 767 00:57:07,090 --> 00:57:10,526 If it please you. Yet Claudio may hear. What I'd speak of concerns him. 768 00:57:10,627 --> 00:57:11,992 What's the matter? 769 00:57:18,134 --> 00:57:20,932 You may think I love you not. 770 00:57:21,104 --> 00:57:25,370 Let that appear hereafter, and aim better at me by that I now will manifest. 771 00:57:26,376 --> 00:57:29,470 -Means your lordship to be married tomorrow? -You know he does. 772 00:57:29,679 --> 00:57:32,147 I know not that, when he knows what I know. 773 00:57:57,373 --> 00:57:58,931 Hero! 774 00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:08,614 The lady is disloyal. 775 00:58:08,985 --> 00:58:10,953 If you love her now, tomorrow wed her. 776 00:58:11,054 --> 00:58:14,546 But it would better fit your honor to change your mind. 777 00:58:31,908 --> 00:58:33,500 Conrade! 778 00:58:35,044 --> 00:58:36,511 What, Conrade! 779 00:58:36,813 --> 00:58:38,303 Conrade, I say. 780 00:58:38,648 --> 00:58:40,639 Here, man, I am at thy elbow. 781 00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:44,345 Mass, and my elbow itched, I thought there would a scab follow. 782 00:58:46,389 --> 00:58:48,254 I will owe thee an answer for that. 783 00:58:50,493 --> 00:58:52,358 And now forward with thy tale. 784 00:58:52,462 --> 00:58:55,363 -Sit close, then. -Some treason, masters. 785 00:58:55,465 --> 00:58:56,796 I know him! 786 00:58:57,634 --> 00:59:01,661 I have, tonight, wooed Margaret... 787 00:59:01,905 --> 00:59:04,373 ...the Lady Hero's gentlewoman... 788 00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:06,899 ...by the name of Hero. 789 00:59:08,111 --> 00:59:12,844 I shall first tell thee how the prince, Claudio, and my master... 790 00:59:13,116 --> 00:59:16,552 ...planted by my master, Don John... 791 00:59:16,653 --> 00:59:18,382 ...saw this... 792 00:59:18,855 --> 00:59:20,823 ...amiable encounter. 793 00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:23,287 And thought they Margaret was Hero? 794 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:27,523 Aye, and away went Claudio, enraged. 795 00:59:28,431 --> 00:59:32,367 We charge you, in the prince's name, stand! 796 00:59:32,468 --> 00:59:34,698 Call up the right master constable. 797 00:59:34,804 --> 00:59:37,364 We have here recovered... 798 00:59:37,473 --> 00:59:41,239 ...the most dangerous piece of lechery that was ever known in the commonwealth. 799 00:59:41,344 --> 00:59:43,904 -Masters! -Never speak. 800 01:00:00,096 --> 01:00:01,256 There, sir. 801 01:00:04,233 --> 01:00:05,757 What would you with me, neighbors? 802 01:00:05,868 --> 01:00:08,666 Sir, our watch tonight, excepting your worship's presence... 803 01:00:08,771 --> 01:00:12,229 ...hath ta'en a couple of as arrant knaves as any in Messina. 804 01:00:13,309 --> 01:00:15,641 A good old man, sir. He will be talking. 805 01:00:15,745 --> 01:00:19,374 As they say, when the age is in, the wit is out. 806 01:00:20,650 --> 01:00:23,847 Well said, i' faith, neighbor Verges. 807 01:00:25,421 --> 01:00:26,945 Well, God's a good man. 808 01:00:27,056 --> 01:00:30,116 An' two men ride of a horse, one must ride behind. 809 01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:35,997 -All men are not alike, alas, good neighbor. -Indeed, neighbor, he comes too short of you. 810 01:00:36,966 --> 01:00:38,627 Gifts that God gives! 811 01:00:40,036 --> 01:00:42,527 Neighbors, you are tedious. 812 01:00:43,706 --> 01:00:46,197 It pleases your worship to say so... 813 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:49,077 ...but we are the poor duke's officers. 814 01:00:49,178 --> 01:00:53,444 But truly, for mine own part,