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Long ago, in the faraway land
of ancient Greece...
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there was a golden age
of powerful gods...
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and extraordinary heroes.
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And the greatest and strongest
of all these heroes...
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was the mighty Hercules.
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But what is the measure
of a true hero?
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Ah, that is what our story is--
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Will you listen to him?
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He´s makin´ the story
sound like some Greek tragedy.
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Lighten up, dude.
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We´ll take it from here, darling.
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You go, girl.
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We are the muses...
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goddesses of the arts
and proclaimers of heroes.
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Heroes like Hercules.
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Honey, you mean ''Hunk-ules.''
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Ooh, I´d like to make
some sweet music with him--
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Our story actually begins...
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long before Hercules...
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many eons ago.
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Ah
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Back when the world was new
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- Whoa!
- The planet Earth was down on its luck
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And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok
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It was a nasty place
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There was a mess
wherever ya stepped
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Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
and volcanoes never slept
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Whoo! Say it, girlfriend!
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And then along came Zeus
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- He hurled his thunderbolt
- He zapped
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- Locked those suckers in a vault
- They´re trapped
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And on his own
stopped chaos in its tracks
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And that´s the gospel truth
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The guy was too ''Type A ''
to just relax
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- And that´s the world´s first dish
- Yeah, baby.
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Zeus tamed the globe
while still in his youth
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Though, honey
it may seem impossible
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That´s the gospel truth
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On Mount Olympus life was neat
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And smooth as sweet vermouth
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Although, honey
it may seem impossible
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That´s the gospel truth
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- Ah, ah
- Ah
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- Ah, ah
- Oh, yeah, yeah
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- Ah, ah
- Hey, hey, hey
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- Ah, ah
- Hey, yeah
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Hercules!
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Behave yourself.
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Oh, look at this.
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Look how cute he is.
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Hah! Oh, he´s strong...
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like his dad, hmm?
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Whoa! Excuse me!
Hot stuff coming through!
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Excuse me.
One side, Ares.
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Why, Hermes, they´re lovely.
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Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus
do the arrangement.
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Isn´t that too nutty?
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Fabulous party. You know, I haven´t
seen this much love in a room...
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since Narcissus discovered himself.
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Dear, keep those
away from the baby.
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Oh, he won´t hurt himself.
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Let the kid have a little fun.
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On behalf of my son,
I want to thank you all...
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for your wonderful gifts!
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What about our gift, dear?
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Well, let´s see here.
We´ll take-- Hmm, yes.
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A little cirrus and, uh, hmm,
a touch of nimbostratus...
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and a dash of cumulus.
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His name is Pegasus...
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and he´s all yours, son.
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Mind his head.
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He´s so tiny.
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My boy.
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My little Hercules.
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How sentimental.
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You know, I haven´t been
this choked up...
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since I got a hunk of moussaka
caught in my throat!
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Huh?
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So is this an audience
or a mosaic?
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Hey, how you doin´?
Lookin´ good. Nice dress.
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So, Hades,
you finally made it.
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How are things
in the underworld?
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Well, they´re just fine. You know,
a little dark, a little gloomy.
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And, as always,
hey, full of dead people.
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What are you gonna do? Ah!
There´s the little sunspot.
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Little snootchie. And here is a sucker
for the little sucker.
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Eh? Here you go.
You just--
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Sheesh!
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Uh, powerful little tyke.
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Come on, Hades. Don´t be such a stiff.
Join the celebration!
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Hey. Love to, babe...
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but unlike you gods
lounging about up here...
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I regrettably
have a full-time gig...
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that you, by the way,
so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.
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So, can´t.
Love to, but can´t.
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You ought to slow down.
You´ll work yourself to death.
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Hah! Work yourself to death!
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Oh, I kill myself!
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If only. If only.
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If there´s one god you don´t want
to get steamed up, it´s Hades.
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´Cause he had an evil plan.
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He ran the underworld
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But thought the dead
were dull and uncouth
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He was as mean
as he was ruthless
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And that´s the gospel truth
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He had a plan
to shake things up
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And that´s the gospel truth
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Pain!
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Coming,
your most lugubriousness. Ow!
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- Panic!
- Oh, I´m sorry. I can handle it!
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- Pain! Oh!
- And Panic!
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Reporting for duty!
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Fine, fine, fine.Just let me know
the instant the Fates arrive.
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Oh. They´re here.
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What? The Fates are here,
and you didn´t tell me?
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We are worms!
Worthless worms!
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Memo to me, memo to me:
maim you after my meeting.
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Darling, hold that mortal´s
thread of life...
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good and tight.
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Incoming!
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Ladies.
I am so sorry that I´m--
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- Late!
- We knew you would be.
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We know everything.
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- Past.
- Present.
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And future.
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Indoor plumbing.
It´s gonna be big.
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Great, gr-- Anyway, see, ladies, I
was at this party and I lost track of--
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- We know!
- Yeah. I know you know.
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So here´s the deal. Zeus--
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Mr High and Mighty, Mr ''Hey, You,
Get Off Of My Cloud,''-- now he has--
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- A bouncing baby brat.
- We know!
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I know you know!
I know. I got it.
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I got the concept.
So let me just ask:
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is this kid gonna mess up
my hostile takeover bid, or what?
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- What do you think?
- Oh, no you don´t.
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We´re not supposed
to reveal the future.
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Oh, wait. I´m sorry.
Time out. Can I--
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Can I ask you a question by the way?
Are you--
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Did you cut your hair or something?
You look fabulous.
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I mean, you look like a Fate
worse than death.
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Oh, gross!
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Yech! It´s blinkin´!
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Ladies, please.
My fate...
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is in your lovely hands.
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- Oh.
- Oh, all right.
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In 1 8 years precisely...
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the planets will align...
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ever so nicely.
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Ay, verse. Oy.
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The time to act
will be at hand.
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Unleash the Titans,
your monstrous band.
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Mm-hmm. Good, good.
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Then the once-proud Zeus
will finally fall...
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and you, Hades...
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will rule all!
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Yes! Hades rules!
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- A word of caution to this tale.
- Excuse me?
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Should Hercules fight,
you will fail.
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What?
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Okay, fine, fine.
I´m cool. I´m fine.
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Pain? Panic?
Got a little riddle for ya.
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How do you kill a god?
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I do not know!
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You can´t. They´re immortal?
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Bingo! They´re immortal!
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So, first you got to turn
the little sunspot...
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mortal.
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- Huh?
- Wha-- What is it?
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The baby!
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Hercules! Oh!
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No!
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Now we did it!
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Zeus is gonna use us
for target practice!
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Just hang on to the kid, Panic!
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Hurry! Let´s just kill the kid
and get it over with, okay?
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Here you go, kid.
A little Grecian formula.
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Look at that! He´s changing.
Can we do it now?
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No, no, no. He has to drink
the whole potion.
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- Every last drop!
- Who´s there?
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Alcmene, over here.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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- Oh, don´t cry.
- Is anybody there?
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- Now?
- Now.
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Oh. Well, he must
have been abandoned.
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Amphitryon, for so many years...
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we´ve prayed to the gods
to bless us with a child.
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Perhaps they´ve answered
our prayers.
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Perhaps they have.
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''Hercules''?
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Help, help, help!
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Hades is gonna kill us
when he finds out what happened.
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You mean, if he finds out.
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Of course he´s gonna f--
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If. If is good.
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It was tragic. Zeus led all the gods
on a frantic search.
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But by the time they found the baby,
it was too late.
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- Young Herc was mortal now
- Mmm
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But since he did not drink
the last drop
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He still retained
his godlike strength
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- So thank his lucky stars
- Tell it, girl.
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- But Zeus and Hera wept
- Ooh, ooh, ooh
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Because their son
could never come home
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They´ d have to watch
their precious baby
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Grow up from afar
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Though Hades´ horrid plan
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Was hatched before Herc
cut his first tooth
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- Ahh
- The boy grew stronger every day
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And that´s the gospel truth
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The gospel truth
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Hercules, slow down!
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Look out!
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Oops! S-S-Sorry, guys!
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- Hey, watch where you´re goin´!
- Sunday driver!
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Thanks, son.
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When old Penelope twisted her ankle
back there, I thought we were done for.
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- No problem, Pop.
- Uh, don´t-don´t-don´t unload just yet.
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First, I have to finagle
with Phideas.
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Okay.
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Oops. Sorry, Penelope.
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Now, Hercules, this time,
please just--
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I know, I know.
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Stay by the cart.
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That´s my boy.
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Oh, my goodness. Whoa!
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Careful!
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- Why, thank you.
- No problem.
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Why, Hercules! I-I-It´s you!
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- Let me, let me help you with that.
- No, no, no, no, no. I got it!
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I´m fine.
You just run along.
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- Are you sure?
- Oh, yes.
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Absolutely.
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Yo! Give it here!
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Hey, you need an extra guy?
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Uh, sorry, Herc.
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Uh, we already got five...
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and we want to keep it
an even number.
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- Hey, wait a second. Five isn´t an ev--
- See ya, Herc.
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- What a geek!
- Destructo Boy.
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- Maybe we should call him ''Jerkules.''
- Yeah!
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Heads up!
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- I-I got it!
- No! Stop!
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Uh-oh. Oh, no.
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It´s okay.
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Hey! Whoa!
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- Son!
- Hang on, Pop! Be right back!
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Oh, my! Oh, no! Don´t!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Watch out!
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Nice catch,Jerkules.
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Son.
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This is the last straw,
Amphitryon!
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That boy is a menace!
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00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,238
He´s too dangerous
to be around normal people!
254
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,915
He didn´t mean any harm.
He´s just a kid.
255
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,874
He-He just can´t control
his strength.
256
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,152
I´m warning you.
You keep that-that-that...
257
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,838
freak away from here!
258
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,110
Freak! Yeah, go away!
259
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,993
Son, you shouldn´t let those things
they said back there get to ya.
260
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,634
But, Pop, they´re right.
I-I am a freak.
261
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:03,877
I-I try to fit in.
I really do.
262
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,558
I just can´t.
263
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:10,190
Sometimes I feel like...
264
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,959
like I really
don´t belong here...
265
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:17,710
like I´m supposed to be
someplace else.
266
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,831
Hercules, son--
267
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,757
I know it doesn´t make any sense.
268
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,760
I have often dreamed
269
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,030
Of a far-off place
270
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:42,473
Where a great, warm welcome
will be waiting for me
271
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,716
Where the crowds will cheer
272
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,400
When they see my face
273
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:52,913
And a voice keeps sayin´
this is where I´m meant to be
274
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,554
I will find my way
275
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,636
I can go the distance
276
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,638
I´ll be there someday
277
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,955
If I can be strong
278
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,435
I know every mile
279
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,199
Will be worth my while
280
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:16,993
I would go most anywhere
to feel like I
281
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:21,113
Belong
282
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,232
Hercules, there´s something
your mother and I...
283
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,955
have been meaning to, to tell ya.
284
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,959
But if you found me,
then where did I come from?
285
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,435
Why was I left here?
286
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:41,951
This was around your neck
when we found you.
287
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,037
It´s the symbol of the gods.
288
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,596
This is it! Don´t you see?
Maybe they have the answers.
289
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,790
I´ll go to the temple of Zeus and--
290
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,551
Ma, Pop...
291
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:02,037
you´re the greatest parents
anyone could have, but...
292
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,957
I-I gotta know.
293
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,479
I am on my way
294
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,556
I can go the distance
295
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,194
I don´t care how far
296
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,515
Somehow, I´ll be strong
297
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,835
I know every mile
298
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,396
Will be worth my while
299
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,353
I would go most anywhere
300
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:46,112
To find where I belong
301
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,431
Oh, mighty Zeus...
302
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:10,633
please, hear me
and, and answer my prayer.
303
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,752
I need to know:
Who am I?
304
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,269
Wh-Where do I belong?
305
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,911
Huh?
306
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:33,272
My boy.
My little Hercules.
307
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,150
Hey, hey, hey.
Hold on, kiddo!
308
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,430
What´s your hurry?
After all these years...
309
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,916
is this the kind of hello
you give your father?
310
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,598
F-F-Father?
311
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,598
Didn´t know you had
a famous father, did you?
312
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,517
Surprise!
313
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,556
Look how you´ve grown.
314
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,240
Why, you´ve got your mother´s
beautiful eyes...
315
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,430
and my strong chin.
316
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,313
- Hah!
- I-I don´t understand.
317
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:05,194
If you´re my father,
that would make me a--
318
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,673
A god.
319
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,234
A god. A god!
320
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,749
Hey, you wanted answers,
and by thunder...
321
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,394
you´re old enough now
to know the truth.
322
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,990
But why did you leave me on Earth?
Didn´t you want me?
323
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:22,557
Of course we did. Your mother and I
loved you with all our hearts.
324
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:26,116
But someone stole you from us
and turned you mortal...
325
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,391
and only gods
can live on Mount Olympus.
326
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,953
And you can´t do a thing?
327
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,991
I can´t, Hercules,
but you can.
328
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:36,032
R-Really? W-What?
I´ll do anything.
329
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,277
Hercules, if you can prove yourself
a true hero on Earth...
330
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,311
your godhood
will be restored.
331
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,193
A true hero. Great!
332
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,630
Uh, exactly how do you become
a true hero?
333
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:51,992
First, you must seek out Philoctetes,
the trainer of heroes.
334
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,839
Seek out Philoctetes.
Right. I´ll--
335
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,996
- Whoa!
- Whoa! Hold your horses!
336
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,917
Which reminds me.
337
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,877
Ha-ha! You probably
don´t remember Pegasus...
338
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,514
but you two go way back, son.
339
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,911
Oh, Pegasus!
340
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,917
He´s a magnificent horse...
341
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,395
with the brain of a bird.
342
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,713
I´ll find Philoctetes,
become a true hero!
343
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,068
That´s the spirit!
344
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:35,352
I won´t let you down, Father!
Yee-hah!
345
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,471
Good luck, son.
346
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,549
I will beat the odds
347
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,477
I can go the distance
348
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,795
I will face the world
349
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,831
Fearless, proud and strong
350
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,155
I will please the gods
351
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,077
I can go the distance
352
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,589
Till I find my hero´s welcome
353
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,757
Right where I
354
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:11,031
Belong
355
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,112
Whoa!
356
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,435
Y-You sure
this is the right place?
357
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,997
W-What´s the matter, little guy?
You stuck?
358
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:55,159
- Whoa! Hey, butt out, buddy!
- Ugh!
359
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,714
Girls! Stop! Stop!
Come back! Come back, come back!
360
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,718
Whoa, whoa! Oh, jeez!
361
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,355
Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, nymphs!
362
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,074
- They can´t keep their hands off me.
- Hey!
363
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,071
What´s the matter?
You never seen a satyr before?
364
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,760
Uh, no.
Can you help us?
365
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:20,431
We´re looking for someone
called Philoctetes.
366
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,357
- Call me Phil.
- Phil!
367
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,755
- Ow!
- Boy, am I glad to meet you!
368
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,917
I´m Hercules,
and this is Pegasus.
369
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,160
Animals. Disgusting.
370
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,397
I need your help.
I want to become a hero, a true hero.
371
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,236
Sorry, kid.
Can´t help ya.
372
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,032
- Wait.
- Whoo!
373
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,037
Uh, sorry. Why not?
374
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,516
Two words: I am retired.
375
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,352
Look, I gotta do this.
376
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,277
Haven´t you ever had a dream...
377
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,914
something you wanted so bad
you´d do anything?
378
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,637
Kid, come inside.
I want to show you somethin´.
379
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,638
Watch it! That was part
of the mast of the Argo.
380
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,352
- The Argo?
- Yeah.
381
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,870
Who do you think taught Jason
how to sail? Cleopatra?
382
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,355
I trained
all those would-be heroes.
383
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:23,076
Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus.
A lot of ''yeuseus.''
384
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,634
And every single one
of those bums let me down...
385
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,478
flatter than a discus.
386
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,433
None of ´em
could go the distance.
387
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,279
And then there was Achilles.
388
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,197
Now there was a guy
who had it all--
389
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,117
the build, the foot speed.
390
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,117
He could jab.
He could take a hit.
391
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,549
He could keep on comin´.
392
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,148
But that furshlugginer
heel of his!
393
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:48,910
He barely gets nicked there once
and kaboom! He´s history.
394
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,632
Yeah, I had a dream once.
395
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,036
I dreamed I was gonna train
the greatest hero there ever was.
396
00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:00,153
So great, the gods would hang
a picture of him in the stars...
397
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,759
all across the sky...
398
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,395
and people would say,
''That´s Phil´s boy.''
399
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,397
That´s right.
400
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,351
Eh, but dreams are for rookies.
401
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,311
A guy can only take
so much disappointment.
402
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,431
But I´m different
than those other guys, Phil.
403
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:17,519
I can go the distance.
Come on. I´ll show ya.
404
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,551
Jeez. You don´t give up, do ya?
405
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,875
Watch this.
406
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,997
Holy Hera.
407
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:30,351
You know, maybe if I--
No! Snap out of it!
408
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,471
I´m too old to get mixed up
in this stuff again.
409
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,238
But if I don´t become
a true hero...
410
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,272
I´ll never be able
to rejoin my father Zeus.
411
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,312
Hold it.
Zeus is your father, right?
412
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,237
Uh-huh.
413
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:45,716
Zeus, the big guy.
He´s your daddy.
414
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,628
Mr Lightning Bolts!
Read me a book, would ya, Da-Da?
415
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,513
Zeus!
''Once upon a time--''
416
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,154
- It´s the truth!
- Please!
417
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,670
So you wanna be a hero, kid
418
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,678
Well, whoop-de-do
419
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,756
I have been
around the block before
420
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,110
With blockheads just like you
421
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,390
Each and every one
a disappointment
422
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,876
Pain for which
there ain´t no ointment
423
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,356
So much for excuses
Though a kid of Zeus is
424
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,677
Askin´me to jump
into the fray
425
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,439
My answer is two words
426
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,719
Okay.
427
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,159
You mean you´ll do it?
428
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,191
- You win.
- You won´t be sorry, Phil.
429
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,515
- Oh, gods.
- So when do we start? Can we start now?
430
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,437
Oy, vay.
431
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,273
I´ d given up hope
that someone would come
432
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,992
Along
433
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,350
A fella who´ d ring the bell
for once
434
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,550
Not the gong
435
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,875
The kind who wins trophies
436
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,230
Won´t settle for low fees
437
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,078
At least semipro fees
438
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,998
But, no
I get the greenhorn
439
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:58,272
I´ve been out to pasture, pal
My ambition gone
440
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,916
Content to spend lazy days
and to graze my lawn
441
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,315
But you need an advisor
442
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,635
A satyr, but wiser
443
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,275
A good merchandiser
and-- whoa
444
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:15,075
There goes my ulcer
I´m down to one last hope, and I hope
445
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,952
It´s you
446
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:21,551
Though, kid, you´re not
exactly a dream come true
447
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,750
I trained enough turkeys
448
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,110
- Who never came through
- Whoa!
449
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,754
You´re my one last hope
so you´ll have to do
450
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,515
Rule number six:
when rescuing a damsel...
451
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,551
always handle with care.
452
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,157
No!
453
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,073
Rule number 95, kid: concentrate!
454
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,355
Rule number 96:
455
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,471
aim!
456
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,670
Demigods have faced the odds
457
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,950
And ended up a mockery
458
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,593
Don´t believe the stories
459
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,951
That you read
on all the crockery
460
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,278
To be a true hero, kid
is a dyin´art
461
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,868
Like paintin´a masterpiece
462
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,911
It´s a work of heart
463
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,156
It takes more than sinew
464
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,589
Comes down to what´s in you
465
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,235
You have to continue to grow
466
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,351
Now that´s more like it!
467
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,835
I´m down to one last shot
468
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,509
And my last high note
469
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:29,634
Before that blasted underworld
gets my goat
470
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,478
My dreams are on you, kid
471
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,636
Go make ´em come true
472
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,478
Climb that uphill slope
473
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,955
Keep pushin´ that envelope
474
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,718
You´re my one last hope
475
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,991
And, kid, it´s up to
476
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,829
You
477
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,473
Yeah!
478
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,711
Did you see that?
479
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,037
Next stop, Olympus.
480
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,991
All right.
Just take it easy, champ.
481
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,076
I am ready.
I want to get off this island.
482
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,589
I want to see battles
and monsters.
483
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,517
Rescue some damsels.
484
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,676
You know, heroic stuff.
485
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,997
- Well.
- Aw, come on, Phil!
486
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,351
Well, okay, okay.
You want a road test? Saddle up, kid.
487
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,836
- We´re goin´ to Thebes!
- Ya-hoo!
488
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,474
- So what´s in Thebes?
- A lot of problems.
489
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,512
It´s a big, tough town.
Good place to start buildin´ a rep.
490
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,553
Sounds like your basic DID--
491
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,399
- Hyah!
- Damsel in distress!
492
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,115
Not so fast, sweetheart.
493
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,515
I swear, Nessus.
Put me down or I´ll--
494
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,235
Whoo!
I like ´em fiery!
495
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,193
Now remember, kid.
First, analyse the situation.
496
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:51,029
Don´t just barrel in there
without thinking. Eh?
497
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,718
He´s losin´ points for this!
498
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,115
- You don´t know what you´re--
- Halt!
499
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,239
Step aside, two legs.
500
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,830
Pardon me, my good, uh, uh, sir.
501
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,757
I´ll have to ask you to release
that young...
502
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,553
- Keep movin´, junior.
- lady.
503
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,116
But you-- Are-Aren´t you
a damsel in distress?
504
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,198
I´m a damsel.
I´m in distress.
505
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,153
I can handle this.
Have a nice day.
506
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,077
Uh--
507
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,112
Ma´am, I´m afraid you may be too close
to the situation to realize--
508
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,116
Ohhh! What are you doin´?
Get your sword!
509
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:33,711
Sword. Right, right. Rule number 1 5:
a hero is only as good as his weapon!
510
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,237
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it! Hold on!
He´s gotta do it on his own.
511
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,272
Come on, kid!
Concentrate!
512
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,913
Use your head!
513
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,639
Oh.
514
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,993
All right!
Not bad, kid!
515
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,554
Not exactly what I had in mind,
but not bad.
516
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,879
Oh, gee, miss.
I´m, I´m really sorry.
517
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,070
- Oh.
- That was dumb.
518
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,519
Yeah.
519
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,999
Excuse me.
520
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,357
Nice work! Excelente.
521
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,471
Is Wonderboy here for real?
522
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,388
What are you talkin´ about?
Of course he´s real. Whoa!
523
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,917
And by the way, sweet cheeks.
I´m real too.
524
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,519
Ugh!
525
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,632
Yee-hah! Ya-hoo!
526
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,272
Whoa!
527
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,357
- How was that, Phil?
- Reign it in, rookie.
528
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,233
You can get away with mistakes
like those in the minor decathlons...
529
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,874
but this is the big leagues!
530
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,672
At least I beat him, didn´t I?
531
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,156
Next time, don´t let your guard down
because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes!
532
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,840
D-oh! It´s like I keep tellin´ ya.
533
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,679
You gotta stay focused,
and you--
534
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,712
Are you, uh, all right,
Miss, uh--
535
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,717
Megara.
My friends call me Meg.
536
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,637
At least they would
if I had any friends.
537
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:49,072
So did they give you a name
along with all those rippling pectorals?
538
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,954
Uh, uh, uh, I´m, um, uh--
539
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,435
- Uh, uh--
- Are you always this articulate?
540
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,393
Hercules. My--
My name is Hercules.
541
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,592
Herc-- Huh.
I think I prefer Wonderboy.
542
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:06,713
So, uh, uh-- How-how-how´d you
get mixed up with the, uh--
543
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,195
Pinhead with hooves?
Well, you know how men are.
544
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:13,074
They think ''No'' means ''Yes'' and
''Get lost'' means ''Take me. I´m yours.''
545
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,756
Don´t worry. Shorty here
can explain it to ya later.
546
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,996
Well, thanks for everything, Herc.
547
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,839
It´s been a real slice.
548
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,952
Wait! Um, can we give you a ride?
549
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,516
Uh, I don´t think your pinto
likes me very much.
550
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,234
Pegasus? Oh, no.
Don´t be silly.
551
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,999
He´d be more than happy to-- Ow!
552
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,319
I´ll be all right.
I´m a big tough girl.
553
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,510
I tie my own sandals
and everything.
554
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,079
Bye-bye, Wonderboy.
555
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,589
Bye.
556
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:55,757
She´s somethin´.
Isn´t she, Phil?
557
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,519
Yeah, ye-- Oh, yeah.
She´s really somethin´.
558
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,598
A real pain in the patella!
Earth to Herc!
559
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,119
Come in, Herc!
Come in, Herc!
560
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,708
We got a job to do, remember?
561
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,512
Thebes is still waitin´.
562
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,949
Yeah. Yeah. I know.
563
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,672
Aw, how cute.
564
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,473
A couple of rodents
lookin´ for a theme park.
565
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,272
Who you callin´ a rodent, sister?
566
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,233
- I´m a bunny!
- A-And I´m his gopher!
567
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,237
Ta-dah!
568
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,555
I thought I smelled a rat.
569
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,513
- Meg.
- Speak of the devil.
570
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,553
Meg, my little flower, my little bird,
my little nut. Meg.
571
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,477
What exactly happened here?
572
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,194
I thought you were gonna persuade
the river guardian to join my team...
573
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,790
for the uprising, and here I am,
kind of river guardian-less.
574
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,799
I gave it my best shot, but
he made me an offer I had to refuse.
575
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,150
Fine. So instead of subtracting
two years from your sentence...
576
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,191
hey, I´m gonna add two on, okay?
577
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,356
- Give that your best shot.
- Look. It wasn´t my fault.
578
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,074
It was this wonderboy, Hercules.
579
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,510
Hercules.
Why does that name ring a bell?
580
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,393
I don´t know.
Um, maybe we owe him money?
581
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:13,911
- What was that name again?
- Hercules.
582
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,871
He comes on with this big,
innocent farm boy routine...
583
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,831
but I could see through that
in a Peloponnesian minute.
584
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,714
Wait a minute. Wasn´t Hercules the name
of that kid we were supposed to--
585
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,037
Oh, my gods!
Run for it!
586
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,391
So you took care of him, huh?
587
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,397
Dead as a doornail.
588
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,273
Weren´t those your exact words?
589
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,072
This might be
a different Hercules.
590
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,749
Yeah! I mean, Hercules
is a very popular name nowadays!
591
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,111
Remember, like, a few years ago,
every other boy was named Jason...
592
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:43,719
and the girls
were all named Brittany?
593
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:48,277
I´m about to rearrange
the cosmos...
594
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,597
and the one schlemiel
who can louse it up...
595
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,917
is waltzing around in the woods!
596
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,792
Wait. Wait, big guy.
597
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,673
- We can still cut in on his waltzing.
- That´s right.
598
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,439
And-And at least we made him mortal.
That´s a good thing.
599
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,879
Didn´t we?
600
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,151
Hmm. Fortunately
for the three of you...
601
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,989
we still have time to correct
this rather egregious oversight.
602
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,635
And this time, no foul-ups.
603
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,914
Wow!
604
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,430
- Is that all one town?
- One town, a million troubles.
605
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,232
The one and only Thebes.
606
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,555
The Big Olive itself.
607
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,433
If you can make it there,
you can make it anywhere.
608
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,358
Stick with me, kid.
The city is a dangerous place.
609
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,675
- Look where you´re goin´, numbskull!
- Hey, I´m walkin´ here!
610
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,030
See what I mean?
I´m tellin´ you. Wackos.
611
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,357
Pita bread. Pita bread.
Get your pita bread here.
612
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,119
- Hey, Mack.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
613
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,117
You wanna buy a sundial?
614
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:02,196
He´s not interested, all right?
Come on, kid.
615
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,357
The end is coming!
Can´t you feel it?
616
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,119
Yes, yes.
Thank you for the info. Yes.
617
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,515
We´ll ponder that for awhile.
Just stare at the sidewalk.
618
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:11,959
Come on.
Don´t make eye contact.
619
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,436
People here are nuts. That´s because
they live in a city of turmoil.
620
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,279
Trust me, kid. You´re gonna be
just what the doctor ordered.
621
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:24,118
It was tragic!
We lost everything in the fire.
622
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:28,279
Everything
except old Snowball here.
623
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,960
Now were the fires
before or after the earthquake?
624
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,877
They were after the earthquake.
I remember.
625
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,433
But before the flood.
626
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,632
Don´t even get me started
on the crime rate.
627
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:41,309
Thebes has certainly
gone downhill in a hurry.
628
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,032
Tell me about it.
629
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,071
It seems like every time
I turn around...
630
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,191
there´s some new monster
wreakin´ havoc and I--
631
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,357
All we need now
is a plague of locusts.
632
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,513
That´s it!
I´m movin´ to Sparta!
633
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,995
Excuse me.
634
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,758
It, uh...
635
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:03,395
seems to me that
what you folks need is a hero.
636
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,511
Yeah, and who are you?
637
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,630
I´m Hercules, and, uh...
638
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,955
I happen to be a hero.
639
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,191
- Is that so?
- A hero!
640
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,515
Have you ever saved
a town before?
641
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,835
Uh, no. Uh, not exactly, but I--
642
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,315
Have you ever reversed
a natural disaster?
643
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,635
Well, uh, no.
644
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,469
Oh, listen to thi-- He´s just another
chariot chaser. This we need.
645
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:30,919
That´s a laugh.
646
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,395
- Don´t you pea brains get it?
- Hmm?
647
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,431
This kid is the genuine article.
648
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,633
Hey, isn´t that the goat-man
who trained Achilles?
649
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,273
Watch it, pal.
650
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:45,712
Yeah, you´re right.
Hey, uh, nice job on those heels!
651
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,274
Ya missed a spot!
652
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,436
You-- I got your heel
right here!
653
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,710
I´ll wipe that stupid grin
off your face! You--
654
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,638
Hey, Phil! Phil! Phil!
655
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,433
What are you, crazy? Sheesh.
656
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:02,030
Young man, we need
a professional hero...
657
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,515
not an amateur.
658
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,271
Well, wait. Stop!
659
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,110
How am I supposed
to prove myself a hero...
660
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:15,878
if nobody
will give me a chance?
661
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,319
You´ll get your chance.
662
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:21,115
You just need some kind
of catastrophe or disaster.
663
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:24,710
Please. Help! Please!
There´s been a terrible accident!
664
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,115
- Meg?
- Speakin´ of disasters.
665
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,708
Wonderboy! Hercules!
666
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,592
- Thank goodness.
- Wha-Wha-What´s wrong?
667
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:33,039
Oh! Outside of town.
668
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,310
Two little boys.
Th-They were playing in the gorge.
669
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,908
Th-There was this rock slide,
a terrible rock slide.
670
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,679
- They´re trapped!
- Kids? Trapped?
671
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,313
Phil, this is great!
672
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,237
You´re really choked up
about this, aren´t ya?
673
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,430
- Come on!
- No, I-- You don´t under--
674
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,552
I, I have this terrible fear
of heights!
675
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,120
I´m right behind ya, kid! Whoo!
676
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,879
I´m way behind ya, kid.
677
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,399
I got a fur wedgie.
678
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,718
- Are you okay?
- I´ll be fine.
679
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,876
Just get me down
before I ruin the upholstery.
680
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,831
Help! I can´t breathe!
681
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,837
- Hurry!
- Get us out!
682
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,315
We´re suffocating!
683
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,477
Somebody call IX-I-I!
684
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,192
Easy, fellas.
You´ll be all right.
685
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,878
We can´t last much longer!
686
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,434
Get us out before we get crushed!
687
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,716
- How you boys doin´?
- We´re okay now.
688
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,355
Jeepers, mister.
You´re really strong.
689
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,870
Well, just try to be a little
more careful next time, okay, kids?
690
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,798
We sure will.
691
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,593
Stirring performance, boys.
692
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,597
I was really moved.
693
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,989
''Jeepers, mister''?
694
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:12,157
I was going for innocence.
695
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:16,068
And, hey, two thumbs way,
way up for our leading lady.
696
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,191
What a dish.
What a doll.
697
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,550
Get outta there, ya big lug,
while ya still can.
698
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,236
Phil, I-I did great.
699
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,157
They even applauded. Sort of.
700
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,870
Huh! I hate
to burst your bubble, kid...
701
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,831
but that ain´t applause.
702
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,670
Ph-Ph-Ph-Phil?
What do you call that thing?
703
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,189
Two words:
704
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,833
am-scray!
705
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:51,156
Let´s get ready to rumble!
706
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,196
That´s it. Dance around!
Dance around!
707
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,551
Watch the teeth! Watch the teeth!
Keep going. Come on. Come on.
708
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,513
Lead with your left.
Lead with your left. Your other left!
709
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,070
Whoa!
710
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,712
All right! All right!
You´re bad! Okay!
711
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:05,913
See, Phil?
That-- That wasn´t so hard.
712
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,157
Kid, kid, kid.
How many horns do you see?
713
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,236
- Six?
- Eh, close enough.
714
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,191
Let´s get you cleaned up.
715
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,876
Guys, guys, relax.
It´s only halftime.
716
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,672
That doesn´t sound good.
717
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,639
Definitely not good!
718
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,352
Will you forget
the head-slicing thing?
719
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,433
Phil, I don´t think we covered this one
in basic training!
720
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:30,518
My favourite part of the game:
721
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,838
sudden death.
722
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,909
Oh. There goes another one.
723
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,156
Just like Achilles.
724
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,997
Game...
725
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,635
set, match.
726
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,556
Hmm?
727
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,553
Phil, you gotta admit.
728
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,875
That was pretty heroic.
729
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:40,152
Ya did it, kid! Ya did it!
Ya won by a landslide!
730
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,071
Hades mad.
731
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,875
Well, what do you know?
732
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:57,710
From that day forward,
our boy Hercules could do no wrong.
733
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:01,276
He was so hot,
steam looked cool.
734
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,472
Oh, yeah
735
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,068
Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
736
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,998
Person of the week
in every Greek opinion poll
737
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,714
- What a pro
- Herc could stop a show
738
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,593
Point him at a monster
and you´re talkin´ SRO
739
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:18,314
- He was a no one
- A zero, zero
740
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,273
- Now he´s a honcho
- He´s a hero
741
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,960
Here was a kid
with his act down pat
742
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,799
Zero to hero in no time flat
743
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,480
- Zero to hero
-Just like that
744
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,353
When he smiled
the girls went wild
745
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,869
With oohs and aahs
746
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,719
And they slapped his face
on every vase
747
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,559
On every ''vahse''
748
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,148
From appearance fees
and royalties
749
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,748
Our Herc had cash to burn
750
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,519
Now nouveau riche and famous
751
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,996
He could tell you
what´s a Grecian urn
752
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,759
Say amen
There he goes again
753
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,440
- Sweet and undefeated
- And an awesome ten for ten
754
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,949
Folks lined up
just to watch him flex
755
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,197
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
756
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,993
Hercie, he comes
He sees, he conquers
757
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,793
Honey, the crowds
were goin´ bonkers
758
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,275
- He showed the moxie brains and spunk
- Yeah
759
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,358
- From zero to hero
- A major hunk
760
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,789
- Zero to hero
- And who´ d have thunk
761
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,191
Who put the glad in gladiator
762
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,878
Hercules
763
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,309
Whose darin´ deeds
are great theatre
764
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:27,873
Hercules
765
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,797
- Isn´t he bold
- No one braver
766
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,911
- Is he sweet
- Our favourite flavour
767
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,837
- Hercules
- My man.
768
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,712
- Hercules
- Hercules
769
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,717
- Hercules
- Ooh
770
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,195
- Hercules
- Look at my Hercules
771
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,357
- Hercules, Hercules
- Yeah, yeah, yeah
772
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,630
Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
773
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:48,149
- Undefeated
- Riding high
774
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,192
- And the nicest guy.
- Not conceited
775
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,231
- He was a nothing
- A zero, zero
776
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,112
- Now he´s a honcho
- He´s our hero
777
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:58,118
He hit the heights
at breakneck speed
778
00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:00,390
From zero to hero
779
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,317
Herc is a hero
780
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:07,355
Now he´s a hero
781
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,436
Yes, indeed
782
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,231
Pull!
783
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,117
Nice shootin´, Rex.
784
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:22,198
I can´t believe this guy.
I throw everything I´ve got at him...
785
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,675
and it doesn´t even--
786
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,395
What are those?
787
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:32,229
Um, I don´t know.
I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.
788
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,909
I´ve got 24 hours
to get rid of this bozo...
789
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:41,239
or the entire scheme I´ve been setting
up for 1 8 years goes up in smoke...
790
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:46,354
and you are wearing
his merchandise?
791
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,035
Thirsty?
792
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:09,439
Looks like your game´s over. Wonderboy
is hitting every curve you throw at him.
793
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,357
Oh, yeah.
794
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,678
I wonder if maybe
I haven´t been throwing...
795
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:21,999
the right curves at him,
Meg, my sweet.
796
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,917
Don´t even go there.
797
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:26,110
See, he´s gotta have
a weakness...
798
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:28,310
because everybody´s
got a weakness.
799
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,715
I mean, for what?
Pandora, it was the box thing.
800
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,400
For the Trojans, hey.
They bet on the wrong horse, okay?
801
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,114
We simply need
to find out Wonderboy´s.
802
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,356
I´ve done my part.
Get your little imps--
803
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,232
They couldn´t handle him
as a baby.
804
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,920
I need somebody
who can handle him as a man.
805
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,712
Hey, I´ve sworn off manhandling.
806
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,956
Well, you know, that´s good
because that´s what got you...
807
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,877
into this jam in the first place,
isn´t it?
808
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,231
You sold your soul to me
to save your boyfriend´s life.
809
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,749
And how does this creep thank you?
810
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,872
By running off
with some babe.
811
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,797
He hurt you real bad,
didn´t he, Meg? Huh?
812
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,911
Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
813
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,270
Which is exactly why
I got a feelin´...
814
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,277
you´re gonna leap
at my new offer.
815
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,278
You give me the key
to bringing down Wonder Breath...
816
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,836
and I give you the thing
that you crave most...
817
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,679
in the entire cosmos:
818
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,712
your freedom.
819
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,192
You should
have been there, Father.
820
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,231
I mangled the Minotaur...
821
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,920
grappled with the Gorgon.
822
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,429
Just like Phil told me.
I analysed the situation...
823
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,869
controlled my strength
and kicked.
824
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,997
The crowds went wild!
825
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,078
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Hah!
826
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,988
You´re doing great, son.
You´re doing your old man proud.
827
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,076
I´m glad to hear you
say that, Father.
828
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,395
I´ve been waiting
for this day a long time.
829
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,034
Hmm. What day is that, son?
830
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:56,118
The day I rejoin the gods.
831
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:59,550
You´ve done wonderfully.
You really have, my boy.
832
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,477
You´re just not there yet.
833
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:05,229
You haven´t proven yourself
a true hero.
834
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:08,557
But, Father, I´ve beaten every
single monster I´ve come up against.
835
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,797
I-I´m-I´m the most famous person
in all of Greece.
836
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:15,595
I´m-I-I´m an action figure!
837
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:18,280
I´m afraid being famous
isn´t the same...
838
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,631
as being a true hero.
839
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,113
What more can I do?
840
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:26,312
It´s something you have
to discover for yourself.
841
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:30,558
- But how can I--
- Look inside your heart.
842
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:33,871
Father, wait!
843
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,111
On your left
is Hercules´ villa.
844
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:53,435
Our next stop
is the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop...
845
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,552
where you can pick up the great hero´s
30-minute workout scroll...
846
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,511
''Buns of Bronze.''
847
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,756
At 1 :00, you got a meeting
with King Augeas.
848
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,472
He´s got a problem
with his stables.
849
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,192
I´d advise you
not to wear your new sandals.
850
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,550
- Phil.
- I told you, don´t move!
851
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,636
DGR, the Daughters
of the Greek Revolution.
852
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,228
- At 3:00, you gotta get a girdle
from some Amazons.
- Phil.
853
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:14,238
Phil, what´s the point?
854
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:17,519
That´s it!
855
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,471
Keep your toga on, pal.
856
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,791
Yuck! What do you mean,
''What´s the point?''
857
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,353
You wanna go to Olympus,
don´t ya?
858
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:30,439
Yeah, but this stuff doesn´t seem
to be getting me anywhere.
859
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:33,154
You can´t give up now.
I´m countin´ on ya.
860
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,157
I gave this everything I had.
861
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,313
Listen to me, kid.
I seen ´em all.
862
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:44,353
And I am tellin´ you--
and this is the honest-to-Zeus truth--
863
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,391
you got somethin´
I never seen before.
864
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,317
- Really?
- I can feel it...
865
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,874
right down in these stubby
bowlegs of mine.
866
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,878
There is nothin´
you can´t do, kid.
867
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,516
- It´s him!
- Hey, watch it!
868
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:58,914
- Watch it! Watch--
- I touched his elbow!
869
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,838
- Hey, girls!
- I got his sweatband!
870
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:04,110
Phil, help!
871
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:07,516
- Okay. Escape plan: beta.
- Gotcha.
872
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:11,269
- Hey! Where is he?
- There he goes! On the veranda!
873
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,231
Whoa!
874
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,591
Let´s see. What could be behind
curtain number one?
875
00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:32,278
Meg!
876
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,960
It´s all right.
The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
877
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,594
Gee, i-i-it´s
great to see you.
878
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:39,597
I-I-I missed you.
879
00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:42,075
So this is what heroes do
on their days off.
880
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,236
Nah. I´m no hero.
881
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,510
Sure ya are.
Everybody in Greece...
882
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,950
thinks you´re the greatest thing
since they put the pocket in pita.
883
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,197
I know, it´s-- it´s crazy. You know, I
can´t go anywhere without being mobbed.
884
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,709
- I mean--
- You sound like you could use a break.
885
00:54:55,840 --> 00:55:00,470
Think your nanny goat would go berserk
if you played hookey this afternoon?
886
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,717
Oh, gee, I-I don´t know. Uh, Phil´s got
the rest of the day pretty much booked.
887
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,671
Ah, Phil, schmill.
888
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,268
Just follow me out the window,
round the dumbbells.
889
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,994
You lift up the back wall
and we´re gone.
890
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,196
Wow. What a day.
891
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,197
First that restaurant by the bay.
892
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,596
And then that, that play,
that, that, that Oedipus thing.
893
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,075
Man! I thought I had problems.
894
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:33,315
- Psst! Stop foolin´ around.
- Yeah. Get the goods, sister.
895
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,750
I didn´t know that playing hookey
could be so much fun.
896
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,394
Yeah, neither did I.
897
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,671
- Thanks, Meg.
- Oh.
898
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,836
Don´t thank me just yet.
899
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,315
- Oh!
- Oop. Careful.
900
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,317
Sorry. Weak ankles.
901
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:53,479
Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you better
sit down for a while.
902
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:57,479
So, uh, do you
have any problems...
903
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,511
with things like this?
904
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,473
- Uh--
- Weak ankles, I mean.
905
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:05,319
Oh, uh, no, not really.
906
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:09,115
No weaknesses whatsoever?
907
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:11,913
- No trick knee?
- Uh--
908
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,474
Ruptured disks?
909
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:21,315
No. I´m, I´m, I´m afraid
I´m, uh, fit as a fiddle.
910
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:25,353
- Wonderboy, you are perfect.
- Thanks.
911
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:29,029
Whoops!
912
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,391
It looks better that way.
913
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,829
No, it really does.
914
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,316
You know, when, when I was a kid...
915
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:47,558
I, I would have given anything to be
exactly like everybody else.
916
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,114
You wanted to be
petty and dishonest?
917
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:53,835
- Everybody´s not like that.
- Yes, they are.
918
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:57,111
- You´re not like that.
- How do you know what I´m like?
919
00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:59,037
All I know is...
920
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:04,029
you´re the most amazing person with
weak ankles I´ve ever met.
921
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,078
Oh!
922
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,555
Meg, when I´m with you...
923
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:15,878
I-I don´t feel so alone.
924
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,355
Sometimes it´s better
to be alone.
925
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,756
- What do you mean?
- Nobody can hurt you.
926
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:30,229
Meg? I would never ever hurt you.
927
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,874
And I don´t wanna
hurt you, so...
928
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,389
let´s both do
ourselves a favour and...
929
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:40,150
stop this before we--
930
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,989
All right! Break it up!
Break it up! Party´s over!
931
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,759
- I´ve been lookin´ all over this town!
- Calm down, mutton man.
932
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,269
- It was all my fault.
- You´re already on my list, sister!
933
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,470
So don´t make it worse!
934
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,359
And as for you, ya bum,
you´re gonna go to the stadium...
935
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,596
and you´re gonna be put through
the workout of your life!
936
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,793
- Now get on the horse.
- Okay, okay.
937
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:05,514
- I´m sorry.
- Ah, he´ll get over it.
938
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,793
Move! Move, move,
move, move, move! Move!
939
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:21,709
Hey, watch it. Watch it.
Watch it.
940
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,990
Keep your goo-goo eyes on the--
941
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:30,198
That´s it. Next time, I drive.
942
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,918
Oh, what´s the matter with me?
943
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:43,555
You´d think a girl would learn.
944
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:47,832
If there´s a prize
for rotten judgment
945
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:51,714
I guess I´ve already won that
946
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:56,152
No man is worth the aggravation
947
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,670
That´s ancient history
Been there, done that
948
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:03,429
Who do ya think you´re kidding
He´s the earth and heaven to ya
949
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:06,791
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through ya
950
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,990
- Oh, no
- Girl, you can´t conceal it
951
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:13,750
We know how you feel
and who you´re thinkin´of
952
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:19,193
Oh, no chance, no way
I won´t say it, no, no
953
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,756
You swoon, you sigh
Why deny it, uh-oh
954
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:26,759
It´s too cliche
I won´t say I´m in love
955
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:30,316
Shoo-doo, shoo-doo
Oo-oo-oo
956
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:33,750
I thought my heart
had learned its lesson
957
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:37,270
It feels so good
when you start out
958
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:41,678
-Ah
- My head is screaming, get a grip, girl
959
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:45,475
Unless you´re dyin´
to cry your heart out, oh
960
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:49,036
You keep on denyin´ who you are
and how you´re feelin´
961
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:53,039
Baby, we´re not buyin´
Hon, we saw you hit the ceilin´
962
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:56,516
Face it like a grownup
When you gonna own up that you
963
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,438
- Got
- Got
- Got it bad
964
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:04,680
Oh, no chance, no way
I won´t say it, no, no
965
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:08,509
- Give up, but give in
- Check the grin, you´re in love
966
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:12,155
This scene won´t play
I won´t say I´m in love
967
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:15,909
You´re doin´ flips, read our lips
You´re in love
968
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:17,837
- Shoo-doo, shoo-doo
- You´re way off base
969
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,712
- I won´t say it
- She won´t say love
970
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:23,549
Get off my case
I won´t say it
971
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:28,800
Girl, don´t be proud
It´s okay, you´re in love
972
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,514
Oh
973
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,677
At least out loud
974
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:38,315
I won´t say I´m in
975
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,159
- Love
- Shoo-doo, shoo-doo, shoo-doo
976
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:44,352
Shoo-doo
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la
977
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,596
Ha
978
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,596
Hey, what´s the buzz, huh, Meg?
979
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,951
What is the weak link
in Wonderboy´s chain?
980
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:05,834
-Get yourself another girl. I´m through.
-I´m sorry. You mind runnin´
that by me again?
981
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,554
I must have had a chunk of brimstone
wedged in my ear or something.
982
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:12,719
Then read my lips! Forget it.
983
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:17,152
Meg, Meg, Meg,
my sweet deluded little minion.
984
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:21,751
Aren´t we forgetting one teensy-weensy,
but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
985
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,677
I own you!
986
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:28,351
- Oh, oh, I got another horn here.
- You work for me.
987
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,789
That kid´s gonna be
doin´ laps for a month.
988
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:33,832
If I say, ''Sing,''
you say, ''Hey, name that tune.''
989
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:38,272
If I say, ''I want Wonderboy´s head
on a platter,'' you say--
990
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,197
Medium or well done?
991
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:44,632
Oh! I knew that dame was trouble.
This is gonna break the kid´s heart.
992
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:47,797
- I´ll work on that.
- I´m sorry. You hear that sound?
993
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:52,357
That´s the sound of your freedom
fluttering out the window forever.
994
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:56,189
I don´t care.
I´m not gonna help you hurt him.
995
01:01:56,320 --> 01:02:00,199
I can´t believe you´re getting
so worked up about some guy.
996
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,595
This one is different.
He´s honest and, and he´s sweet.
997
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:04,517
- Please!
- He would never do anything to hurt me.
998
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:09,236
-He´s a guy.
-Besides, O Oneness, you can´t beat him.
999
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:13,592
He has no weaknesses.
He´s gonna--
1000
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:17,110
I think he does, Meg.
1001
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:20,835
I truly think he does.
1002
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:46,837
- Hey, Phil, what happened to you?
- Kid, we gotta talk.
1003
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:49,793
Oh, Phil, I just had
the greatest day of my life.
1004
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:53,071
I, I, I can´t stop thinkin´
about Meg.
1005
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,919
- She´s somethin´ else.
- Kid! I´m tryin´ to talk to you!
1006
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,837
Will you come down here
and listen?
1007
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:02,431
Aw, how can I come down there
when I´m feelin´ so up?
1008
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:27,874
Gotcha!
1009
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,434
Ah, very nice.
What I´m tryin´ to say is--
1010
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,994
That if it wasn´t for you,
I never would have met her.
1011
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,315
Oh, I owe you big time,
little guy. I do.
1012
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,668
Will you just knock it off
for a couple of seconds?
1013
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,234
Rule number 38. Come on, Phil.
Keep them up there, huh?
1014
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:42,193
- Phil, I got two words for ya: duck!
- Listen to me. She´s--
1015
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:43,833
- My dream come true?
- Not exactly.
1016
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:45,791
- More beautiful than Aphrodite?
- Aside from that!
1017
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:49,833
- The most wonderful--
- She´s a-- She´s a fraud!
1018
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:52,349
She´s been playin´ ya for a sap!
1019
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:55,278
- Aw, come on. Stop kiddin´ around.
- I´m not kiddin´ around.
1020
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,197
- She--
- I know you´re upset about today,
but that´s no reason to--
1021
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,550
- Kid, you´re missin´ the point.
- The point is, I love her.
1022
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,272
- She don´t love you.
- You´re crazy.
1023
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,231
- She nothin´ but a two-timin´--
- Stop it!
1024
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,590
- No-good, lyin´, schemin´--
- Shut up!
1025
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:13,196
Phil. I-- Oh, I´m, I´m sorry.
1026
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:16,949
Okay, okay, that´s it.
You won´t face the truth? Fine.
1027
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,435
Phil, wait. Where ya goin´?
1028
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:23,599
I´m hoppin´ the first barge outta here.
I´m goin´ home.
1029
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:25,790
Fine! G--
1030
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,798
Go! I don´t-- I don´t need you.
1031
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,111
I thought you were gonna be
the all-time champ...
1032
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:37,437
not the all-time chump.
1033
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,953
Jeez Louise,
what got his goat, huh?
1034
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,637
Baboom. Name is Hades,
lord of the dead.
1035
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:48,671
- Hi. How ya doin´?
- Uh, not now, okay?
1036
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,394
Hey, hey. I only need a few seconds,
and I´m a fast talker, all right?
1037
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:54,114
See, I´ve got
this major deal in the works.
A real estate venture, if you will.
1038
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:56,196
And, Herc, you little devil you.
May I call you Herc?
1039
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:58,595
You seem to be constantly
getting in the way of it, huh?
1040
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,154
- You´ve got the wrong guy.
- Hear me out, ya little--
1041
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:03,191
Just hear me out, okay?
1042
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,959
So I would be eternally grateful
if you would just...
1043
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:08,355
take a day off from
this hero business of yours.
1044
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,357
Jeez, I mean, monsters,
natural disasters.
1045
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,198
- You wait a day, huh?
- You´re out of your mind.
1046
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:16,757
Not so fast, because, ya see,
I do have a little leverage
you might wanna know about.
1047
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:21,789
- Meg!
- Don´t listen, Herc--
1048
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:23,956
- Let her go!
- Here´s the trade-off.
1049
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:26,799
You give up your strength
for about 24 hours, okay?
1050
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:28,990
Say, the next 24 hours.
1051
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:30,951
And Meg here is free as a bird
and safe from harm.
1052
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:33,150
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze,
we carry on, we go home happy.
1053
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:35,669
What do ya say? Come on.
1054
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,597
People are-- are gonna
get hurt, aren´t they?
1055
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:39,631
Nah! I mean, it´s, you know,
it´s a possibility.
1056
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:41,557
It happens ´cause, you know, it´s war,
but what can I tell ya?
1057
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:43,511
Anyway, what do you
owe these people, huh?
1058
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,393
Isn´t Meg--
you little smoochy face you--
Isn´t she more important than they are?
1059
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,397
- Stop it!
- Isn´t she?
1060
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:51,080
You´ve gotta swear
she´ll be safe from any harm.
1061
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,077
Fine, okay.
I´ll give you that one.
1062
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:55,236
Meg is safe, otherwise
you get your strength right back.
1063
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:57,351
Yadda, yadda. Fine print. Boilerplate.
Baboom. Okay? We´re done.
1064
01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:59,277
What do you say we shake on it?
1065
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,391
Hey, I really don´t have,
like, time to bat this around.
1066
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:03,351
I´m kind of on a schedule here.
I got plans for August. Okay?
1067
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:06,313
I need an answer, like, now.
Going once, going twice--
1068
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:10,069
- All right!
- Yes! We´re there! Bam!
1069
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:19,873
You may feel just a little queasy.
It´s kind of natural.
1070
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,991
Maybe you should sit down!
1071
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:27,755
Now you know how it feels to be
just like everybody else.
1072
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:31,190
Isn´t it just peachy?
1073
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,515
Oh! You´ll love this.
One more thing.
1074
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:36,200
Meg, babe, a deal´s a deal.
1075
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:39,392
You´re off the hook.
And by the way, Herc,
1076
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,556
is she not, like,
a fabulous little actress?
1077
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:43,079
- Stop it.
- What do you mean?
1078
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:47,193
I mean your little chickie-poo here
was working for me all the time.
1079
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:50,915
- Duh.
- You´re-- You´re lying!
1080
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:55,716
- Help!
-Jeepers, mister, you´re really strong.
1081
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:59,674
- Couldn´t have done it without you,
sugar, sweetheart, babe.
- No! It´s-- It´s not like that.
1082
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:04,510
I didn´t mean to--
I-I couldn´t-- I-- I´m so sorry.
1083
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:08,428
Our hero´s a zero!
Our hero´s a zero!
1084
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:14,148
Well, gotta blaze. There´s a whole
cosmos up there waiting for me...
1085
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,157
with, hey, my name on it.
1086
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:22,114
So much for the preliminaries,
and now on to the main event!
1087
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:37,836
Brothers! Titans!
1088
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:41,316
Look at you in your squalid prison!
1089
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:46,230
- Who put you down there?
- Zeus!
1090
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:48,715
And now that I set you free...
1091
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:52,196
what is the first thing
you are going to do?
1092
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:55,915
- Destroy him!
- Good answer.
1093
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:02,353
Crush Zeus!
1094
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:07,957
Freeze him!
1095
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:15,357
Melt Zeus!
1096
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:19,758
Blow him away!
1097
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:26,718
Zeus!
1098
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:28,478
- Uh, guys?
- Huh?
1099
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:31,273
Olympus would be that way.
1100
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:35,359
- Zeus!
- Freeze him!
1101
01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:37,277
- Hold it, bright eye.
- Huh?
1102
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:40,392
I have a special job for you,
my optic friend.
1103
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:51,035
- Huh? Huh?
- Destroy Zeus!
1104
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:54,789
Oh, we´re in trouble!
Oh, big trouble! I gotta--
1105
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:57,150
My lord and lady,
the Titans have escaped.
1106
01:08:57,280 --> 01:08:59,111
And they´re practically
at our gates!
1107
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:03,153
Sound the alarm!
Launch an immediate counterattack!
1108
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:05,794
- Go! Go!
- Gone, babe.
1109
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,316
Huh?
1110
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:19,829
- Charge!
- On to battle!
1111
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:32,269
Ya windbag!
1112
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:36,034
Boom, badda-boom!
Boom, boom!
1113
01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:43,194
Hercules!
1114
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:46,471
Where are you?
1115
01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:50,918
- What can we do?
- Where is Hercules?
1116
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:53,793
Yeah, Hercules will save us.
1117
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:57,151
Hercules!
1118
01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:02,718
Come out! Face me!
1119
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:06,071
Oh, what are you doing?
Without your strength, you´ll be killed.
1120
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,919
- Hercules!
- There are worse things.
1121
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:12,715
- Run!
- Wait! Stop!
1122
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:17,755
- Hey, look! It´s Hercules.
- Thank the gods! We´re saved!
1123
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:21,793
So, you mighty Hercules.
1124
01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:30,510
- Oh!
- Oh!
1125
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:38,589
Easy, horsefeathers.
Whoa! Stop twitching!
1126
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:42,679
Listen.
Hercules is in trouble.
1127
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:45,633
We´ve gotta find Phil. He´s the only one
who can talk some sense into him.
1128
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:52,870
Get back! Blast you!
1129
01:10:56,800 --> 01:11:00,873
- Ooh! Chihuahua!
- Zeus!
1130
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:05,032
Come on! Hurry up!
We´re shovin´ off here!
1131
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:08,835
Phil! Phil,
Hercules needs your help.
1132
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,235
What does he need me for
when he´s got friends like you?
1133
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:15,911
- He won´t listen to me.
- Good! He´s finally learned somethin´.
1134
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:20,033
Look, I know what I did was wrong,
but this isn´t about me. It´s about him.
1135
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:23,391
If you don´t help him now,
Phil, he´ll die.
1136
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:25,590
I need more thunderbolts!
1137
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:29,952
Uh, Hephaestus has been captured,
my lord. Everyone´s been captured.
1138
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:33,595
I´ve been captured.
Hey, hey, watch the glasses.
1139
01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:41,193
Zeusy, I´m home!
1140
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:44,995
Hades! You´re behind this?
1141
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:48,271
You´re correct, sir!
1142
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:53,310
Flea!
1143
01:11:57,280 --> 01:12:00,158
- Hercules!
- Phil.
1144
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:03,397
Come on, kid. Come on. Fight back.
Come on. You can take this bum.
1145
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:08,230
- This guy´s a pushover. Look at him.
- You were right all along, Phil.
1146
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:11,636
- Dreams are for rookies.
- No, no, no, no, no, kid.
1147
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:15,673
Givin´ up is for rookies. I came back
´cause I´m not quittin´ on ya.
1148
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:19,713
I´m willin´ to go the distance.
How about you?
1149
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:24,918
Me bite off head!
1150
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:31,758
Whoa, baby!
1151
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:46,110
Hercules! Look out!
1152
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:49,152
Meg! No!
1153
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,960
What´s happening?
1154
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,594
H-Hades´ deal is broken.
1155
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:07,438
He promised I wouldn´t get hurt.
1156
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:12,475
Meg, why-- why-- why did ya--
You didn´t have to--
1157
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:16,673
Oh, people always
do crazy things...
1158
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:19,234
when they´re in love.
1159
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:23,114
Oh, Meg. Meg, I-- I--
1160
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:27,870
Are you always this articulate?
1161
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:35,040
You-- You haven´t got much time.
You can still stop Hades.
1162
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:38,232
I´ll watch over her, kid.
1163
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:42,353
You´re gonna be all right.
I promise.
1164
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:47,473
Let´s go, Pegasus!
1165
01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:51,515
Hup, two, three, four!
Come on, everybody!
1166
01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:54,234
- I can´t hear you!
- Oh, oh, that.
1167
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:58,399
I swear to you, Hades,
when I get out of th--
1168
01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:00,988
I´m the one giving orders now,
bolt boy.
1169
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:03,759
And I think
I´m gonna like it here.
1170
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:07,839
Don´t get too
comfortable, Hades!
1171
01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:11,236
- Hercules!
- This ought to even the odds!
1172
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:17,749
- Yeah, Hercules! Thank you, man.
- Get them!
1173
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:22,791
Whoa! Hey!
1174
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:26,196
No! Get him! Not me! Him!
1175
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:32,911
Follow the fingers! Him!
The yutz with the horse!
1176
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:42,193
- Thank you, my boy.
- Nice horsey!
1177
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:46,950
My intentions were pure.
I really was attracted to you.
1178
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:53,828
- Throw!
- Ah! Now watch your old man work!
1179
01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:55,757
Uh-oh!
1180
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:01,069
Guys, get your
titanic rears in gear...
1181
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:04,317
and kick some Olympian butt.
1182
01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:07,113
Whoa! Is my hair out?
1183
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:36,518
Thanks a ton, Wonderboy. But at least
I´ve got one swell consolation prize--
1184
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:40,872
a friend of yours
who´s dying to see me.
1185
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,115
Meg.
1186
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,713
Meg.
1187
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:21,229
Meg, no.
1188
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:42,071
Oh, I´m sorry, kid.
1189
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:46,915
There´s some things
you just can´t change.
1190
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,917
Yes, I can.
1191
01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:58,114
We were so close!
1192
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:00,993
So close. We tripped
at the finish line. Why?
1193
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:05,318
Because our little nut, Meg,
has to go all noble.
1194
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:11,428
- Where´s Meg?
- Oh. Look who´s here.
1195
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:15,917
- Wonderboy, you are too much.
- Let her go.
1196
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:19,715
Get a grip. Come here. Come here.
Let me show you around.
1197
01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:23,836
Hmph. Well, well.
It´s a small underworld, after all, huh?
1198
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:28,629
- Meg!
- No, no, no. Mustn´t touch.
1199
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:31,354
You see, Meg´s running
with a new crowd these days...
1200
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,550
and not a very lively one at that.
1201
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:38,117
You like making deals.
Take me in Meg´s place.
1202
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:43,394
Oh, hmph. The son of my hated rival
trapped forever in a river of death.
1203
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:45,795
- Going once!
- Hmm? Is there a downside to this?
1204
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:48,798
- Going twice!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
1205
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:52,230
You get her out.
She goes; you stay.
1206
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:58,476
Oh, you know what slipped my mind?
You´ll be dead before
you can get to her.
1207
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:01,558
That´s not a problem, is it?
1208
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:27,516
Oh!
1209
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:29,756
What´s the matter
with these scissors?
1210
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:32,269
The thread won´t cut.
1211
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:42,114
This is--
This is impossible!
1212
01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:44,993
You-- You-- You can´t be alive.
You´d have to be a, a--
1213
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:47,680
A god?
1214
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:54,589
Hercules, stop!
Ya can´t do this to me! Ya can´t--
1215
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:57,792
Fine. Okay. Listen.
Okay, well, I deserved that.
1216
01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:01,629
Herc, Herc, Herc? Can we talk?
Y-Your dad? He´s a fun guy, right?
1217
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:03,796
So maybe you could
put in a word with him...
1218
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:05,956
and he´d kind of blow
this whole thing off, you know?
1219
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:09,072
Meg, Meg, talk to him.
You know, a little schmooze, uh--
1220
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:16,914
Get away from me! Don´t touch me!
Get your slimy souls off me!
1221
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:19,349
He´s not gonna be happy
when he gets outta there.
1222
01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:22,438
- You mean, if he gets outta there.
- Taxi!
1223
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:24,357
- If? If is good.
- Taxi!
1224
01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:27,995
I don´t feel so good.
I-I feel a little--
1225
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:53,709
Wonderboy, what--
Why did you--
1226
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:59,909
People always do crazy things
when they´re in love.
1227
01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:09,875
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1228
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:23,714
Three cheers
for the mighty Hercules!
1229
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:26,673
Oh, yeah.
Flowers for everybody! Oh!
1230
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,391
Hercules!
1231
01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:44,594
Hercules, we´re so proud of you.
1232
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:47,154
Mother.
1233
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:51,277
Fine work, my boy!
You´ve done it!
1234
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:53,630
You´re a true hero.
1235
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:57,673
You were willing to give your life
to rescue this young woman.
1236
01:20:57,800 --> 01:21:01,429
For a true hero isn´t measured
by the size of his strength...
1237
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:05,155
but by the strength
of his heart.
1238
01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:09,910
Now, at last, my son...
1239
01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:12,759
you can come home.
1240
01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:29,672
Congratulations, Wonderboy.
You´ll make one heck of a god.
1241
01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:41,991
Father, this is the moment
I´ve always dreamed of...
1242
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:45,476
but...
1243
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:50,276
a life without Meg,
even an immortal life...
1244
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:53,153
would be empty.
1245
01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:57,188
I--
1246
01:21:57,320 --> 01:21:59,595
I wish to stay
on Earth with her.
1247
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:02,314
I finally know where I belong.
1248
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:17,192
Hit it, ladies.
1249
01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:20,835
Oh, gonna shout it
from the mountaintops
1250
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:22,439
A star is born
1251
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:24,835
It´s the time
for pullin´out the stops
1252
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:26,439
A star is born
1253
01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:30,314
- Honey, hit us with a hallelu
- That kid came shinin´ through
1254
01:22:30,440 --> 01:22:32,237
Girl, sing the song
1255
01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:37,832
Come blow your horn
A star is born, a star is born
1256
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:42,078
- He´s a hero who can please the crowd
-A star is born
1257
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:45,795
Come on, everybody, shout out loud
A star is born
1258
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:49,833
Just remember in the darkest hour
Within your heart´s the power
1259
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:53,589
For makin´you a hero too
1260
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:56,712
So don´t lose hope
when you´re forlorn
1261
01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:59,115
- That´s Phil´s boy!
-Just keep your eyes
1262
01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:02,277
- You just keep your eyes
- Upon the skies
- Upon the skies
1263
01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:03,958
- Every night, a star is
- Every night
1264
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:05,957
- Right in sight, a star is
- Burning bright
1265
01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:11,029
Burning bright
A star is born
1266
01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:45,631
What do ya say?
It´s happy ending time!
1267
01:28:45,760 --> 01:28:48,479
Everybody´s got a little taste
of somethin´ but me. I got nothin´.
1268
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:51,319
I-I´m here with nothin´.
Anybody listenin´?
1269
01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:53,670
It´s like I´m-- What am I,
an echo or something?
1270
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:56,792
Hello? Hello?
Am I talking to, what?
1271
01:28:56,920 --> 01:29:00,310
Hyperspace? Hello, it´s me.
Nobody listens.