1 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,070 SAT. 2 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:00,670 Suck-Ass Test. That's what that stands for. 3 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,348 This is the SAT1 examination. 4 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,597 For the first section, you have 30 minutes. 5 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,873 Last year, two million kids took the Suck-Ass Test 6 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,071 in order to get to college. 7 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:17,671 Scores ranged from 500, you're going to community college riding a bus, 8 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:21,429 to 1600, you're lvy League driving a Porsche. 9 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:27,833 It's a standardised test, "standardised" meaning they see us all the same. 10 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:33,034 A kid is a kid is a kid. 11 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,033 Take this kid, for instance, Kyle. 12 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:41,516 He's a good guy who knows where he wants to go in life, 13 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:45,554 but for now the SAT's standing in the way of Kyle's dream. 14 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,149 It's telling him, "You're just..." 15 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:51,997 Time. 16 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:03,670 Then there's Anna, the overachiever. You know the type. 17 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:08,271 A future PhD with a nice A-S-S. 18 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:14,760 Good deeds, good grades, but the SAT doesn't care about that. 19 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:19,670 You could be the class brain, a kid in the middle or dumb as a post. 20 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:24,158 When you walk into this room, it's not about who you are. 21 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,913 The SAT is about who you'll be. 22 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,718 It's a 1020, Mr Dooling. 23 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,597 Well, I've seen worse. 24 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,917 I need a 1430. I've applied to Cornell. 25 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,119 What are your fallback schools? 26 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,198 I don't have any. 27 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,277 It's kinda risky, isn't it? 28 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:07,109 I'm looking at your file here, and while your GPA is strong, 29 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:11,632 your PSAT score wasn't so great. 30 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,992 Don't you think that 1430 is a little bit... 31 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:20,591 Mr Dooling, when I was seven, I built a log cabin out of Popsicle sticks. 32 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,678 Five of the first six kids you talk to 33 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:28,271 are not gonna have a clue what they wanna do with their lives. 34 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,677 I've known since I was seven. 35 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,394 I wanna be an architect. 36 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:41,197 As soon as I realised there's one school that turns out the greatest architects, 37 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:44,392 I've wanted to go there. 38 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,592 - Cornell University. - Cornell? 39 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,316 The guy who designed our bus barn, 40 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:55,832 he attended a community college just down the street. 41 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,558 Dooling said you couldn't do it? 42 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,194 That's Matty, Kyle's right-hand man. 43 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:09,109 They say misery loves company. Well, it really loves Matty. 44 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:12,153 He said standardised testing says I can't do it. 45 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:16,319 You're down to a 1020? Jesus! That's almost as bad as me, man. 46 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,432 - What'd you tell your parents? - What do you think? 47 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,633 We've never been so proud, son. 48 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,477 It's good. 49 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:35,078 143. That's what I scored. Remember, Mom? 50 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:42,795 Well, look at the positives. At least one of us is going to college. 51 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,758 Hello, Maryland. 52 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:50,555 Matty's girlfriend Sandy is a freshman at Maryland, 53 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:54,639 and he was now moments away from hooking up with her in the fall. 54 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:58,196 - Open the letter, Matty. - Yeah, you're right. 55 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:02,188 Why should the fact that you're screwed ruin my big day? 56 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:07,839 Oh, shit! 57 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,235 SAT score insufficient! 58 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,477 This shit ain't fair. Sandy's gonna be crushed. 59 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,989 Do you even know what SAT stands for? 60 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:23,954 - Suck-Ass Test? - Scholastic Aptitude Test. 61 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:27,436 Then they got rid of that. Know what it stands for now? 62 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,433 SAT. 63 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:35,076 - What? - SAT stands for SAT. That's it. 64 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,558 - That's fucked up. - Yeah, I know. 65 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,875 Sever All Ties. SAT. 66 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:50,791 I may as well sever all ties with Sandy. There's gotta be somebody to talk to. 67 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:56,358 - There's no one we can talk to? - All the kids wanna go up to ETS. 68 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,233 If one goes up, they all go up. 69 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,798 What about her? 70 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,833 Unless your father owns the building... 71 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,072 - We'll take the test again. - It's in two weeks. 72 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:20,115 There's no time to get ready, and even if there was, what's gonna change? 73 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,276 I'd better call Sandy. 74 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,957 She's gonna love this. 75 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,757 Yeah, Sandy's room. 76 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,272 - Some guy answered. - Room-mate's boyfriend. 77 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:41,313 - He said, "Sandy's room." - So? 78 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:45,752 So, her room-mate's Pam. He'd say Pam's room, not Sandy's room. 79 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:49,316 - Pam's room. Pam. - All right, Matty. 80 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,478 - You're wired. It's the Red Bull. - No. 81 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,878 The SAT did this. The SAT is pimping out my girlfriend. 82 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,677 Damn it! 83 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,910 We gotta do something. They're messing with our lives. 84 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:10,396 The college board made millions of dollars last year. 85 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:15,151 - You think they give a shit about us? - Hear me out. I'm not a dumb guy. 86 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:19,399 I know things. Ask me who's got the best pitching staff in baseball. 87 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,195 Or ask me how to rebuild a carburettor on a '71 Buick. 88 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,949 - Ask me what icing is, for Christ's sake. - Make the point. 89 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:31,597 Where the hell's that on the test? You learn the rest in college. 90 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:35,759 I show up for a job interview with a science geek and a math nerd. 91 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:41,114 Who's gonna get the job? The guy who can throw down at the water cooler. 92 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,949 The guy who yakked in your Cutlass after the Radiohead show. 93 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:49,597 - Me. That's me. I get the job. - I'm still seeing no point. 94 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:54,715 The point is that they are not playing fair. Why should we? 95 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:58,629 We know where the answers are. ETS. 96 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,717 Maybe we should borrow them. 97 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,874 You wanna steal the answers to the SAT? 98 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:11,710 You have a talent. What you can do with a pencil and paper, I could never do. 99 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:15,230 - But you're never gonna pass. - A lot of kids struggle. 100 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:18,557 - That doesn't justify thievery. - No? 101 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,354 Did you see my dad's truck in the driveway? 102 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,870 It's the one with the large crapper on top of it. 103 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,799 It doesn't say, "Matthews Septic" on it. 104 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,356 It says, "Matthews & Son Septic" on it. 105 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:36,270 If I don't get into Maryland, my life is shit. Literally. 106 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,755 And it's not even my own shit. 107 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,396 Kyle. Dude, check this out. 108 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,909 Listen. This is great. Watch this. 109 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,873 Thank you, Princeton, New Jersey! 110 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,831 Smoke On The Water. 111 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,710 You hear that? 112 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,677 I'm worried about you, Kyle. 113 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:15,953 You're gonna try to regain this lost youth and head into a shit-pit. 114 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:19,914 That what you're doing? Living at home, jamming with the dryer? 115 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:24,796 I don't live at home. I live above the garage. It's a whole separate dwelling. 116 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,878 I've got my own phone line. 117 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,878 Hey, honey. Wanna help me grade assignments? 118 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:34,629 - We're teaching the kids to bubble in. - First graders? 119 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,149 Most of these kids can't even read yet. 120 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,316 Well, I hate to say it, 121 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:45,435 but there's more money for the school in bubbling in than reading these days. 122 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,154 Now he gets it. 123 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,237 Just follow the money. 124 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,949 Standardised testing is taking over, 125 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,993 and it starts long before high school. 126 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:09,469 Test scores go up, the schools get more cash. 127 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:14,394 In some cases, even the teachers get paid. 128 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,955 It's enough to piss you off. 129 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:23,153 I mean, when you get the feeling that everything's slipping away, 130 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,351 that you're gonna be left behind, 131 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:29,348 desperate times call for desperate measures. 132 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:41,557 Hey, Matty, if you wanted to borrow the answers, how would you do it? 133 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:45,355 The girl at ETS, the one the guard let pass... 134 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,797 ...you recognise her? 135 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,469 Francesca Curtis. 136 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,557 The web-page girl? 137 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,348 Francesca Curtis. 138 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:02,233 Talk about your forbidden fruit. 139 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,114 Hey. 140 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:22,235 Do you guys know the name of that kid with the Percocet addiction? 141 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,158 No? No? 142 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:30,230 If you have something for my page, write it down and slip it in my locker. 143 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:35,992 Get back to you. If you don't know where it is, you're in way over your heads. 144 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:39,078 Actually, we had something else in mind. 145 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,957 So you guys are gonna steal the SAT answers? 146 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:03,759 You should. It's anti-girl, it's anti... a lot of shit, but it definitely has girl issues. 147 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,713 It underscores us on the math and verbal. 148 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:12,631 The college board settled a complaint that the PSAT had a testicle bias. 149 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,876 So you'll help us, then? 150 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,354 - No. - Why not? 151 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:21,518 You and Dawson can't pull it off. Do you have a plan? 152 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:24,029 We're working on it. 153 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,470 OK. You're wasting my time. 154 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:32,155 Don't you find it ridiculous that they tell us to be unique, to be individuals, 155 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:37,275 then they give us a standardised test that makes us all one faceless herd? 156 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,512 Desmond Rhodes, superstar! 157 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:49,595 Wait. $100 million a year, probably 60 million of that from girls alone, 158 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:53,918 to pick up a few stones to throw at a bully that doesn't fight fair? 159 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:57,271 How many girls are gonna get screwed by this test? 160 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:01,632 What's that gonna do to their self-esteem, on top of everything else? 161 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,798 - You're preaching to the converted. - I know. 162 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,072 That's why we approached you. We need your help. 163 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,838 What the hell? It sounds like fun. 164 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,597 I told you. 165 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:29,318 Desmond Rhodes, superstar! 166 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:34,514 Desmond Rhodes, All-City, but his grades are shitty. 167 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,878 What do you think? 168 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:44,198 I look good in red. I was thinking a Philadelphia 76ers red, though. 169 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:48,188 Is that why you haven't taken the SATs yet, the pros? 170 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,674 Maybe. 171 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:53,190 - May I speak honestly? - Please, I wish you would. 172 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,512 Des, I want you to come to St John's, 173 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:03,872 because the fact of the matter is, your game is not ready. 174 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:10,398 If you come with me, I'll do everything in my power to get you to the NBA. 175 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,273 But if, God forbid, you don't make it, 176 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:18,838 you're gonna have a degree in one hand and be prepared for life after basketball. 177 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,873 Now, you see, that's what I'm talking about. 178 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:27,279 - So where do we go from here? - Well, that's up to you. 179 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:32,474 You know, your grade point average is a little bit on the low end for St John's, 180 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,194 but we can work with that. 181 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:40,235 What you need is 900 or better on the SATs. 182 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,112 - Hey, Matty, don't freak out, OK? - About what? 183 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,959 - Just don't. - I won't. What's up? 184 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,477 What are you doing? 185 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,234 You remember the photographer at the game, 186 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,637 the girl on the baseline? 187 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:18,197 - You told Anna Ross? - You said you wouldn't freak. 188 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,790 - Before I knew you told the class brain. - Yeah, well... 189 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,675 I'm sorry, Matty. Maybe we're not the only ones in this boat. 190 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,394 - What boat? It's Anna Ross! - I know. 191 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,312 What did she say? 192 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:37,798 You know, I don't even know you, but even if I did, 193 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,230 what you're talking about is wrong. 194 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,432 - It's cheating. - It's a victimless crime. 195 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,871 OK. Hypothetical situation. 196 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:51,676 You're driving. It's late. You get to a red light in the middle of nowhere. 197 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,075 Do you run the light? 198 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,912 You see? You don't. You wait. 199 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:02,159 Because a victimless crime is still a crime. It isn't worth it. 200 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:06,194 Maybe it is. Maybe I run it. It depends. 201 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,277 On what? 202 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,068 Am I trying to get somewhere important? 203 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,270 - So she's in? - She said no. 204 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,755 Yeah, but she knows about it. 205 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,716 - You like this girl? - Matt... 206 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,832 No, if you're trying to get into her pants... 207 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,635 It wasn't like that. I just got the feeling... 208 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:33,196 Something just tells me she needs this as bad as we do. 209 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:38,155 OK. Something tells you just to walk up to Anna Ross 210 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:42,831 and invite her to break in to ETS to steal the answers to the SAT? 211 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:46,589 - Some inner voice signed off on this? - Yeah, it did, Matt. 212 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,995 That is great, Kyle. 213 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,271 Hey, that's me. 214 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:36,717 Just because they keep getting younger doesn't mean you will. 215 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,712 Here she is. The game ran late, honey? 216 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,718 - Anna's the yearbook photographer. - A little. 217 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,515 This is Tom, an old friend, who might be able to help with Brown. 218 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,678 Hi, Anna. It's a pleasure to meet you. 219 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,838 Come on, honey. Sit down. Let me get that. 220 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,713 - It's just her camera gear. - Sweetheart. 221 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:02,435 So, great, great. 222 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:08,315 So, Anna, what are you interested in besides photography? 223 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,671 Tell him about the pledge drive you coordinated. 224 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,555 We asked students to sign a pledge to refrain from drug use... 225 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,877 - It was very successful. - That's great. 226 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:24,791 She's also involved in several other community-related projects... 227 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,800 Hey, kiddo. That went well. 228 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,435 I guess we won. 229 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,074 Yep, they did. 230 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:45,513 Your father and I have noticed the effort you've put in to this re-test. 231 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,553 - What if I mess it up again? - You won't. 232 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,876 You're gonna do great. 233 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,435 We're really proud of you, honey. 234 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,830 Hi, who's this? 235 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:13,875 Cleo. I think I dialled the wrong number, but you sound familiar. 236 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,992 What's your Thursday morning class? 237 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,668 ME lecture? Mine, too. 238 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,030 Yeah. 239 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,800 Listen, I won't keep you any longer. 240 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,675 Before you go, my room-mates and I are having this discussion. 241 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,757 Maybe you can help. 242 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:36,671 What's the lowest SAT score you've ever heard of anyone who's got into Brown? 243 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,277 Thanks. 244 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:57,516 - ETS has the entire top floor. - Can you get us up there? 245 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,314 Well, probably, but then what? 246 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,915 We're not talking about a big heist. 247 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:08,636 It's getting in, finding the answers, making a copy and getting out. 248 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:12,310 We just gotta think of the easiest way to do it. 249 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:25,955 - You've assembled a crack team. - What was I supposed to do? 250 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,196 He knows everything. He'd bust us. 251 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,675 So does Anna Ross, but she's not here. 252 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,873 - You told Anna Ross? - Yeah. He had a feeling about her. 253 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,913 Was the feeling anywhere near your crotch? 254 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,157 Hey, guys. I have an idea. 255 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,310 The mailroom services the building. 256 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,910 They hire a lot of guys straight out of high school. 257 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:57,271 They won't know you. Just act like you own the place. 258 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:01,109 - Easy for you to say. You do. - Wanna know what we're up against? 259 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,197 You'll be fine. 260 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,796 - Cornell still worth it? - Yeah. 261 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,309 - Sandy? - Yeah. 262 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,034 - Good. - 'Cause we're in it now. 263 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,277 Can I help you? 264 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:37,959 These are the new mailroom slaves. You guys forgot your badges. 265 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,993 Losers! Let's go. Pay attention. 266 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,630 - What are you doing here? - Other than bailing you out? 267 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,549 - How did you get in here? - I'm the ghost, man. 268 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:59,914 By the way, just so you know, mail pickup was this morning. 269 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:27,035 - Waiting till the last minute, huh? - Hey. 270 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,754 Take a look at that. 271 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,318 Nice. Thanks. 272 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,878 - You think you could help me with that? - Photography? 273 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,957 No, that. 274 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:51,194 - No, I can't. - Come on, Anna. For me? 275 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,870 You ever heard of the term "stereotype vulnerability"? 276 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:59,756 Some students do badly on the SAT because they know they're expected to. 277 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,110 I'll tell you something about that. 278 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,756 If you mess up on the SAT test, you gotta live with it. 279 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,520 If I do, I gotta read about it in USA Today. 280 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,156 "Desmond Rhodes is a dumb-ass." 281 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,555 You know, just because I play ball, 282 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,309 teachers have been lettin' me slide through since for ever. 283 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:23,196 I'm not trying to say it's their fault, 'cause it's not. I did what I did. 284 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,949 If there was some way I could just get around this thing... 285 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:33,113 It all means more to me now, that's all I'm trying to say. 286 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,076 Excuse me. 287 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,995 Who are you? 288 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,873 Who am I? Who are you? 289 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,435 This is my office. 290 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,631 Ah, yeah. 291 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,400 I'm from the mailroom. 292 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,319 Well, do you have something for me? 293 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,790 Yeah. 294 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,594 Well, could you give it to me? 295 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,155 Yes, I can. 296 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,589 My bad. Let me get that for you. 297 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:23,037 Anything else I can do for you while I'm down here? 298 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,230 Hey, you. 299 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,194 - Copy room, right? - Right. 300 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,551 Great. I need two copies of this on rush. 301 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:48,517 One comes back to me, one to Ann Clark and the master to 510 for filing. 302 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,631 - Sure. - Great. 303 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,677 - What are you doing? - Casing the joint. 304 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,638 Thank you. 305 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:13,789 If we take it, they might get suspicious. They could change it by next Saturday. 306 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,677 Copy it. 307 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,635 Say hello to your future, Matty. 308 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:45,475 - Septic And Toilets. SAT. - Come on, man. It was a good run. 309 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,477 What run? There was no run. 310 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,433 Yeah, well, whatever it was, it's over. 311 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,157 Francesca was right. We were screwed. 312 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,713 Well, at least she didn't bring the cops. 313 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,069 Or maybe not. 314 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,833 If I wanted to do what we talked about... 315 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,356 ...would you need to know why? 316 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:19,348 No, but I don't think it's gonna be possible now. 317 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,396 Can I ask you something? 318 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:28,354 - Why'd you bail in your exam? - I didn't. 319 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,552 I saw your answer sheet. It was practically blank. 320 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:42,150 I was doing fine at first. Then I came to a story question. 321 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:45,158 A woman boards a train in New York at midnight. 322 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,673 Three hours later a man also boards. 323 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,519 For some reason, I couldn't get past it. 324 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:56,395 Where was this woman going? Why was she alone? 325 00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:00,798 I know it probably sounds crazy, but it just hit home for me. 326 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:06,074 I wanted to be on that train and just be gone somewhere. 327 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,993 I guess I just froze. 328 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:18,558 When I got home, I realised how disappointed my parents would be. 329 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:23,117 I need to do great on this test. 330 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,436 Yeah. Well, like I said, it's... 331 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:30,077 - If it's money you want, we can pay you. - It's not money. It's... 332 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,430 We? 333 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:36,189 Yeah, there's someone else besides me. 334 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,358 Please, don't say no. 335 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:49,233 - No. What in the hell is wrong with you? - It's one more person. 336 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:53,035 It's Desmond Rhodes. Besides, I heard he was going pro. 337 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:57,631 He's not strong enough to be a four and not quick enough to be a three. 338 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,594 He's got no left hand and his mid-range game needs work. 339 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,677 I don't see it. 340 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:09,631 Anna Ross, that's bad enough, but do you know how high-profile Desmond is? 341 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,719 He wants in. Anna says he needs it and we can trust him. 342 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:18,675 "Anna says he needs it." What are we, a frickin' soup kitchen? 343 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:25,992 Which brings me to point number two. Last I heard we had no way of doing this. 344 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,918 I been thinking about that. 345 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,039 Hey. Was your father suspicious? 346 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,596 No. To be suspicious, he'd have to be interested. 347 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,271 There are security codes, too. 348 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:50,951 They gotta supply the building owner with a copy in case of an emergency. 349 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,391 - Yeah, I can get 'em. - OK. 350 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,756 - OK. - I will see you Tuesday. 351 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,797 OK. I'll see you Tuesday. 352 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,192 - Francesca. - Yeah? 353 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,709 - That bad, huh? - My father? 354 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:12,271 No, whatever. "Poor little rich girl" thing is a little played-out. 355 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,677 It's like the oldest story in the world, isn't it? 356 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,235 Not if it's your story. 357 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,960 - See you on Tuesday. - I will see you Tuesday. 358 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,037 Bye. 359 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,313 And sometimes it's that easy. 360 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,317 Shit happens. People join the cause. 361 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:51,195 You're moving towards something you didn't plan on approaching. 362 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:57,270 Only by the time you're aware of it, the plans of one become the plans of six. 363 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,873 And the plans of six become one. 364 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,151 Hey. 365 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,237 We're eating. 366 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,996 - Yeah. - Bro, what's up? 367 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,950 - Who is this? - It's Roy. 368 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,879 From the SAT thing. 369 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,514 - How did you get this number? - I'm the ghost. 370 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,597 Give it to me. 371 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,477 Who's calling, please? 372 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,629 It's... Roy. 373 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:43,073 Well, Roy, this is our dinner time. We don't interrupt your dinner time, do we? 374 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,078 Well, I don't have dinner time. 375 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,909 Well, that's a shame. Do you have some business with my son? 376 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:54,272 Well, I am at this time 377 00:30:54,480 --> 00:31:00,669 assisting him in his SAT exam preparations. 378 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,189 And I was wondering 379 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:09,111 if he could possibly pick me up this evening, 380 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:14,553 as I am currently without transportation. 381 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:18,389 SAT? There's hope for you yet, Roy. 382 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:23,833 - Why don't you give me that address? - I appreciate that, ma'am. 383 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,510 And may I say... 384 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,349 ...that you have an attractive voice. 385 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,193 It's very pleasant. 386 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,199 - Young-sounding. - The address, please? 387 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,871 4207 Triumph Street. With a T. 388 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,719 Triumph. All right. He'll be there. 389 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,956 Thank you, Roy. 390 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,639 Oh, God. 391 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,437 Be on time. 392 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,436 Francesca, Tiffany. Tiffany, my daughter Francesca. 393 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,518 - Hi. - Peace. 394 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,277 Peace. 395 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:17,152 No. P-l-E-C-E. 396 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,639 She's just kidding. 397 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,389 Dog. Cool. 398 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,477 My socks. 399 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,636 Sweet! 400 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,115 What school gave you this? 401 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,631 It's my uncle's ride, man. 402 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,991 Well, what school gave it to your uncle? 403 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:54,230 - Why you call yourself the ghost? - At school I hear things and I see things. 404 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,000 But nobody hears or sees me. 405 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,953 - You think? - I got your cell number, didn't I? 406 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,230 So? 407 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,991 You got mine? 408 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,837 This fool is crazy. 409 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,597 Don't touch my shit. 410 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,518 - Eight o'clock. - Your brother's not there? 411 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:25,679 Don't worry. We got the place to ourselves. He promised. 412 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,117 Oh, shit. 413 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,117 That's my brother. 414 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,477 What's going on? 415 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,671 Sorry, bro. Hope it comes out. 416 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,589 - What's up? - You said we could have the place. 417 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:50,920 Was that supposed to be tonight? 'Cause tonight is wine-tasting Tuesday. 418 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,035 What's up? 419 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:03,028 - What's this? - Wine-tasting Tuesday. 420 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,276 Nice. 421 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,995 Look, Larry. You promised. 422 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:14,316 Yeah, I know. Maybe we can do it next Tuesday. 423 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,590 This is ETS. 424 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,468 This is so cute, this whole thing. 425 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:28,717 - I'm sorry. It was a misunderstanding. - What the hell is she typing? 426 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,673 - I'm just taking notes. - This is ETS. 427 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,869 - Who took that photo? - Anna took it. 428 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,911 I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this. 429 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:47,353 You look comfortable in your Old Navy cotton pullover. You gotta get this look. 430 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,711 - Did I do something? - You got a 4.0 GPA. 431 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,593 Francesca, just stop it, all right? 432 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,156 Do you know what the fatal flaw is for most heists? 433 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:02,275 It's trusting the team. So I'd like to know why the valedictorian is here. 434 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:06,553 - I'm not the valedictorian. I'm second. - That explains everything. 435 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,638 Everyone has their reasons. We don't need to know. 436 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:14,277 I think we do. In The Breakfast Club they get stoned and make confessions. 437 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,913 Sweet. 438 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,556 Maybe we should all say exactly why we're here. 439 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:25,073 - Kyle said we wouldn't have to. - Well, I think we do. I'll start. 440 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:29,193 I'm here to make new friends. And for the wine, of course. 441 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:33,996 - How about you, superstar? - I'm here 'cause the SAT is racist. 442 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,431 - Well, that didn't take long, did it? - You don't think so? 443 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,679 Who created the test? Rich white guys. Who scores the highest? 444 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:46,635 Middle-class Asian girls who watch less than an hour of TV a day. 445 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:50,674 They can't drive, but they can take the shit out of the SAT. 446 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,791 Whatever. Why are you here? 447 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:58,438 I'm not smart enough, as opposed to this genius who's being screwed. 448 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,756 It's unfair to certain groups. 449 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,236 - Kiss-ass valedictorians. - I'm not the valedictorian. 450 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:08,149 - You're second. - Enough! 451 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,796 This is the floor plan of the regional ETS office. 452 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:17,279 This schedule tells us the specs of security cameras here, here and here. 453 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:22,713 - It's fruity and yet woody. - Roy, pay attention. Please. 454 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:29,113 Francesca has the codes to the locks and we know where the answers are... 455 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,308 - Yeah. - This thing hemp? 456 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,432 - This is never gonna work. - It'll be OK. 457 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:42,156 We're gonna be great. All-State's phone is ringing off the hook and... 458 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,272 Roy's trying to smoke Larry's comforter. 459 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,199 Roy! I'm serious. You're about outta here. 460 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,871 Shit. It's shit. 461 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,275 - You need some help with that? - No. 462 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,313 Not unless you can code Visual Basic. 463 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,954 - What did you do? - I don't know. 464 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,118 Some shit with the dynamic variables. 465 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,758 - So are we gonna do this? - We're gonna do this. 466 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,997 - Turn your phone off. - You got a problem with me? 467 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:23,752 - No, with anybody who puts us at risk. - Me? Fine. I don't need this shit. 468 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:28,317 - Anna, are you down with this? - Did you guys see Desmond on TV? 469 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,635 Playing for St John's? 470 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,995 He took 25 and 10 off North Carolina. 471 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:44,511 Matty, you saw it, right? You were at your apartment with Sandy in Maryland. 472 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,875 I missed it. I had a date. 473 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:52,231 But my room-mate at Brown said it was great. 474 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:57,195 It was. I saw the whole thing from my Cornell dorm room. 475 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:02,238 - Roy, you had money on it. - I hope you covered the spread. 476 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,989 We can do this. We can get where each one of us wants to go. 477 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,033 But we have got to trust each other. 478 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,551 You talk a good game, but I think your mom's gonna come in with snacks. 479 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:19,754 This is serious. Some of us have got a lot to lose. 480 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:24,351 - I think that we all have a lot to lose. - Fair enough. Hear me out. 481 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,074 Anyone who doesn't like the plan can walk. 482 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,756 OK. Right. 483 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:44,308 Friday afternoon Francesca will enter through the lobby. 484 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,999 The same as any other Friday. 485 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:52,955 Then she'll make appointments for me and Matty with her dad's firm. 486 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,235 What if he recognises you? 487 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,874 - He won't recognise me. - He might. 488 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,195 Down! Freeze! 489 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,554 Hands up! 490 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,871 He won't recognise me. 491 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:16,791 Once I'm in, Matty's gonna sign in and join us in Francesca's father's office. 492 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:22,712 - Where am I gonna be? - You're waiting in the woods nearby. 493 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,275 With that big-ass crow? 494 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,678 Alone? 495 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,189 No, with Desmond and Anna. 496 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,474 - Roy. - Yeah, baby. You feel that? 497 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,629 - Give it to me. - Who's your daddy now? 498 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,556 Maybe we should all go together. 499 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,435 We need you outside for when the night guard makes his rounds. 500 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:02,474 Their rotation isn't precise and we're using flashlights. 501 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:06,150 We watch out for the guards to make sure you cut 'em off. 502 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:10,751 Francesca's gonna ask the guard to disconnect the alarm on the rear door, 503 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:15,715 saying she has boxes to unload, something she's done in the past. 504 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,077 Hold it right there. 505 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:55,429 Matty and I have 20 seconds to get to the stairwell before the guard returns. 506 00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:01,357 We'll take the stairs to the roof and wait for Francesca's key card. 507 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,790 From here we're almost home. 508 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,675 We get in, we get the answers and we get out. 509 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,917 Shortly after midnight, this is me. 510 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:19,513 25 minutes into Saturday morning and a whole lot closer to the rest of my life. 511 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,915 Who's gonna join me? 512 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,111 All right. 513 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,077 You smoke? 514 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,550 Makes kissing kinda nasty. 515 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,637 We won't be kissing, huh? 516 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,319 No, I was just... 517 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,917 Why are you here? 518 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,668 - I need the answers. - To join Sandy at Maryland. 519 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:22,113 What's so great about her? Aside from being smoke-free. 520 00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,915 You wouldn't get it. 521 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,315 - Try me. - All right. 522 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:34,634 It's, like, I don't get the best grades. I'm not really great at anything. 523 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:38,389 But here was something that I was finally great at. 524 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,830 I was great at being with Sandy. 525 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:47,593 I could make her laugh. I could guess what she was thinking. 526 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:52,798 And it was just... great. 527 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,116 It was great. 528 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,557 And? 529 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:04,553 And I just can't wait to be great again. 530 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:16,158 We're here for the bank's money, not your money. 531 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,989 Think of your families. Don't risk your life. 532 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,112 Sit on the floor and put your hands on your head. 533 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,191 And so the day arrived. 534 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:43,109 We had packed it, rolled it, smoked it. 535 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,551 Now it was time to ride the buzz. 536 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,239 - Yeah. - It's me. 537 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,715 Set your phone to vibrate. Call me back. 538 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:22,548 From here on we're gonna use redial. Tell Roy the same thing. 539 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,757 Thank you. 540 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,638 Shit. I forgot the bolt-cutters. 541 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,876 - What? - Just kidding. 542 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,593 That's funny. 543 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,678 Here we go. Masks. 544 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:15,708 - Did you bring your floaties? - It's all I could find. 545 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:51,357 All right. We're here. The answers are here. 546 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:55,792 Keep your masks on till we get past the security cameras. Just in case. 547 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,511 - You walk much? - My mask is fogged. 548 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,393 There's a camera around the corner. Stay low and tight to the wall. 549 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,795 What do we do if it sees us? 550 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,834 About three to six months and a lot of community service. 551 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,115 I'm not gonna look at your underwear. 552 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,675 Who says I'm wearing any? 553 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,357 Matty, are you OK? 554 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,711 I can't see...! I can't see through this stupid mask. 555 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,150 Just come forward. 556 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,236 Two o'clock. 557 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,633 - This way. - Where am I going? 558 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,035 Grab my hand. 559 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,917 - Thanks. - This way. 560 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:16,348 - Nature calls. - Yeah, it's something, isn't it? 561 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,438 No. Nature calls. 562 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,639 Can I ask you a question? 563 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,629 Why do you smoke pot? 564 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,557 Something to do. 565 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,434 Why do you bite your fingernails? 566 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,920 This is it. Francesca. 567 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,752 Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with... 568 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,550 ...a serious waste of time. 569 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,718 Why would you lock the door to this? 570 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,797 This was it. 571 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:35,114 Matty, I swear, this was it. The answers went to 510 for filing. 572 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,153 "Went to" doesn't help us now, does it? 573 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:43,196 I had the answers in my hands... 574 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,036 "One comes back to me." 575 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:53,117 Kyle... What? 576 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:55,712 Shit! 577 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,717 What are you doing? 578 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,591 - You... - Who the hell was that? 579 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,633 Bernie, the night guard who hits on everybody. 580 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,400 - He's early. - Where were you going? 581 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,318 "One comes back to me." 582 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:25,116 The guy who sent me to copy the answers said, "One comes back to me." 583 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:30,235 - So you wanna call him at home? - I wanna find his office. 545. 584 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,749 Roy, what time do you have? 585 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,554 About that time. 586 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,957 Can you see the far side of the building from here? 587 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,233 I'm gonna go see if I can get a better view. 588 00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,717 Shit. 589 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,113 My phone. My phone. 590 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:40,194 Shit. 591 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,749 Roy. Roy, the guard. 592 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,512 - There's a problem with my phone. - What problem? 593 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,192 Phone. 594 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,435 - Yeah. - Shut off the lights. 595 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,240 - Yes? - Sorry. 596 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,989 - All clear. - Tell Roy I'm kicking his ass. 597 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,831 Hey, I got it. It's office 545. 598 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,480 Hey. Maybe it's in here. 599 00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,199 You know what this means. 600 00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,197 Hello? 601 00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,474 It's for you. 602 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,398 Is it a chick? 603 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,470 - Hello. - Roy, we need your help. 604 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,316 Who is this? 605 00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,795 It's Kyle, Roy. 606 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,398 - Clyde's. - Dave, it's Matty. 607 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,910 - What's up, man? - I need some flowers delivered. 608 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,270 - Tell him roses. - Make it roses. 609 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:40,598 And you think you could hook me up with a bottle of champagne? 610 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:50,397 - Yeah, man, I think I could do that. - Nice. And I need a card signed. 611 00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,318 From your secret admirer. 612 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:55,751 From your secret admirer. Here's the name and address. 613 00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:02,399 If you could do anything with your life and money was no object, 614 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,477 what would you do? 615 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,194 Anything at all? 616 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:15,715 When I was a kid, I used to play this video game for hours. 617 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,718 Street Fighter II. 618 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:23,835 And I remember thinking, "People get paid to do this, 619 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,476 "to think up the game and to create the characters." 620 00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:31,195 Like there's this one character, Blanka. 621 00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:36,190 He's half-human and half-lizard, eats his opponents. 622 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:45,194 Well, he either zaps them with lightning or he bites their faces off. 623 00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:51,188 - It's pretty cool. - So you'd design video games. 624 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,949 No. I'd kinda like to be Blanka. 625 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,839 I was thinking someday I might wanna be an actor. 626 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:14,070 As opposed to solving world hunger or curing a terminal disease? 627 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:18,671 - See what I mean? - I would run a no-kill animal shelter. 628 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,873 Or... l'd just be a mom. 629 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:29,317 Not just a mother. I would be a real mom. 630 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:35,993 Who cared more about the title of parent than the one on her business card. 631 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,795 Or porn. 632 00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,396 Hey, guys. Dave's here. 633 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:56,192 - When she opens the door, haul ass. - What do I do? 634 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,710 You wait here with me. They only need Roy. 635 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,677 Flash, you ready? 636 00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:11,551 You need to get off that bong. 637 00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:20,630 - I'm here. - Wait. Not yet. Wait for me. 638 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:28,239 - Are you sure they just need Roy? - Just Roy. 639 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,395 Roy, get ready. 640 00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:43,117 - You Bernie? - Yeah. 641 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:44,673 Delivery. 642 00:55:51,720 --> 00:55:53,597 - Go. - Go. 643 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,718 Go. 644 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,759 Hell, no. 645 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:09,634 Shit. 646 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,315 - Is he in? - What the hell was that? 647 00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,158 Francesca, is he in? 648 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,874 - He's in. Plus two. - What? 649 00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:42,553 Oh, man. Not steps. 650 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:51,156 We think the answers are in here, but there's a password. 651 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,158 - Is this the guy? - Yeah. 652 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,355 You're a filthy man, Arnie. 653 00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:28,951 - What do they call this thing? - Verification master. 654 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:42,870 "Mercer County SAT exam to be administered Fall 2004." Print one. 655 00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,275 Print one. Let's get outta here. 656 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,713 You need three other passwords and three other people to print. 657 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:54,433 Can't you figure it out? 658 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,677 Give me six months and the CIA mainframe. 659 00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:00,519 - That was fun. - The exam's right here. 660 00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,632 You just need the answers. 661 00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,671 Exactly. 662 00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:11,318 I get it. Come on, team. Makes perfect sense. 663 00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:14,876 We'll take the test now so we can steal our own answers. 664 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:19,870 Then we'll take the real test with the answers we were afraid would be wrong. 665 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,640 It's nice. It's really nice. 666 00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:26,150 - So who wants pancakes? - Guys, the exam's right here. 667 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:30,751 It's bigger than us one on one, but there's no way it'll beat six of us. 668 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,679 - Come on. - Just try this. 669 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:37,077 "If it takes 15 people 8 hours to make 100 items, 670 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:41,114 "how many hours will it take 6 people, working at the same rate, 671 00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,276 "to make half as many items?" 672 00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:44,754 10? 673 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,998 - 10 hours? - D. 10. 674 00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:54,317 She's second in the class. 675 00:58:54,520 --> 00:59:00,311 "A 10-quart mixture consists by volume of 1 part juice to 9 parts water." 676 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,353 What lightweight's making this drink? 677 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:11,271 "If x quarts of juice and y quarts of water are added to make 27 quarts 678 00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:16,793 "that consists by volume of 1 part juice to 2 parts water, what is the value of x?" 679 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:18,874 9. 680 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:23,033 - C is 9. - No. 681 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:27,677 It says, "If x quarts of juice are added, what is the value of x?" 682 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:32,749 We already have one part juice, so 9 minus 1 equals x. 683 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,996 - 8. - Yeah. 684 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,919 - D is 8. - He's right. Sorry. 685 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,953 No, guys, don't be sorry. That's two down. 686 00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,913 We could walk away, but what are we walking to? 687 00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,793 I say we take a shot as a group. 688 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,753 - We can do this. - Unless we run out of time. 689 00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,633 Can you access this from another computer? 690 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,354 - So long as it's in this office. - Done. 691 00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:58,552 Someone's gotta take a crack at verbal. Francesca? 692 00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,354 No. Me and words are not so goodly. 693 01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:05,599 OK. Anna, you and I'll do verbal. Someone's gotta do math. 694 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,677 I'll do it. 695 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:15,388 - Are you sure? It could be... - Ever heard the term "Kiss my ass"? 696 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:19,832 Math doesn't scare me. You just take care of the verbal. 697 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:23,237 - Who's helping Des? - Well, I guess I can. 698 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,908 But only with quadratic equations, 699 01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:29,556 coordinate geometry and algebraic visualisations. 700 01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,075 - If you want. - Yeah. 701 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:39,669 Hasselhoff, it looks like you and me. We'll watch the lobby. 702 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:59,272 You don't have to wait there. The guard's not due for a couple of hours. 703 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,960 Sandy liked this blue colour. 704 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,109 True Berry Blue. 705 01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:15,675 Not any more. 706 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:18,633 You said, "Liked." You said, "Sandy liked." 707 01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,356 Likes. Whatever. 708 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,914 What's wrong? She doesn't call any more? 709 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,156 She calls. 710 01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:30,669 Yeah, but not like before. 711 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,837 She's busy. 712 01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,677 Matty, it's over. 713 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:43,993 It's never gonna be like the way it was. 714 01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:48,912 Don't... 715 01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:52,795 - You don't know anything about it. - I know it's not healthy. 716 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:59,599 And folding yourself up into a web page 'cause Daddy doesn't love you is? 717 01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,635 I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 718 01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:11,996 Then why'd you say it? 719 01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,873 Because she doesn't call any more. 720 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:33,199 Remember when you said you were great at being Sandy's boyfriend? 721 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,277 Well, you weren't. 722 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:39,993 That's nice. Why don't you rub it in... 723 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:47,829 You weren't great at being some girl's boyfriend, Matty. 724 01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:51,350 You just found someone who let you be OK with yourself. 725 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:08,198 - x is to y... ...as this shit is to boring. 726 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,869 What score do you need on the test? 727 01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:15,038 - A 900. - And you're taking the math for us? 728 01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:19,631 I was afraid of the verbal. I can ace the math and still not get 900. 729 01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:23,833 - So why don't you go pro? - You don't know my mom, man. 730 01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:27,316 She's all about college degrees. She works three jobs. 731 01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:31,035 If I blow my knee out in college, all I got is credits. 732 01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:36,314 If I blow my knee out in the NBA, I got a four-year guaranteed contract. Millions. 733 01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:38,954 What does she say when you tell her that? 734 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:43,518 I can't. 735 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:50,716 - You just don't know my mom, man. - All 'cause you can't talk to your mom? 736 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:53,434 - Can you talk to yours? - My mom's dead. 737 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,677 But if she wasn't... 738 01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:08,313 Yeah, I think I could talk to her. 739 01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:15,109 Let me get in there. Here we go. 740 01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:25,508 You know, a lot of people think these questions are difficult. 741 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,237 - Not me. - No? 742 01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:33,552 No. These questions all have answers. 743 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:06,270 - We good? - Yeah. 744 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,357 Let's get outta here. 745 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:16,000 - Roy, what's in your bag? - Nothing. 746 01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,555 I needed some school supplies. 747 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:25,672 - Roy, you can't take this stuff. - Why not? 748 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,156 If anything's missing, Francesca's gonna get busted. 749 01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:33,035 - Why did you take the guy's photo? - The wife is hot. Look. 750 01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:36,232 - I'll help him take it back. - We'll wait here. 751 01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,795 Anna and I'll be on the roof. 752 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:46,158 I can't believe it. This is so awesome! 753 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,590 You got your answers. 754 01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:53,749 Yeah, that too, but it's all of it. 755 01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:55,837 We did it. 756 01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:01,156 We haven't done anything yet. What's going on with you? 757 01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,920 I don't know. I'm having fun, I guess. 758 01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:07,510 I know how people see me. 759 01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:12,953 Like one of those perfect girls that everything always works out for. 760 01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:17,119 I just always wanted to punch one of them in the face. 761 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:24,149 I'm not a robot. I just haven't done very much... yet. 762 01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:26,954 There's a lot of stuff I haven't done, too. 763 01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:30,357 Yeah, but I've never really done anything. 764 01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:35,839 I mean, I've never broken curfew and I've never cut class 765 01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:41,114 and I've never... made out on a rooftop. 766 01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:02,034 Shit! 767 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:04,390 - What happened? - Someone's here. 768 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:11,517 - Shit. - Grab my hand. I'll pull you up. 769 01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:13,597 Francesca first. Hold on. 770 01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:27,116 - What's wrong? - Francesca's not gonna make it. 771 01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:31,876 - We gotta go. - We're not gonna leave her like this. 772 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,150 - We don't have a choice. - No. 773 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:38,069 - I'll go. - Rhodes, you're gonna get screwed. 774 01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:41,989 - Francesca knew the risk. So did you. - He's right. Come on. 775 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:45,033 - Come on. - This shit is messed up. 776 01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:49,276 Come on. 777 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,636 Come on, Roy. 778 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,194 Matty. 779 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:12,634 Matty, come on. 780 01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:14,319 I'm good. 781 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,954 What? Matty, come on. Give me your hand. 782 01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:21,119 - I'm good, Kyle. - Matt. What about Sandy? 783 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,956 What about her? 784 01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:37,595 This one's on me. 785 01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:47,671 Hold it right there. Get your hands up. 786 01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:03,394 Kyle, we gotta go. 787 01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:18,877 - I can't do this. Guys, I can't do this. - Kyle. It's done. 788 01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:29,711 We use the key card to get out. Desmond and Roy go right. We go left. 789 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:33,833 Meet at the car. I'll bring copies of this in the morning. 790 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:41,430 So how did it go? 791 01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:43,995 - Don't you sleep? - Not tonight. 792 01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:47,430 What happened to you, kid? 793 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:50,598 What happened to me? What happened to you, Larry? 794 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:53,075 You were supposed to be my big brother. 795 01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:57,353 - What am I now, the walking dead? - Pretty much. I mean... 796 01:11:57,560 --> 01:12:01,553 - How do you think Mom and Dad feel? - How do you think they feel? 797 01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:05,673 - I don't know. Not good, probably. - Let me ask you a question. 798 01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:09,156 Which do you prefer: the son who lives above the garage 799 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:12,477 or the son who cheats his way into college? 800 01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:17,435 Next time you pull off a heist, don't leave your plans in my bed, idiot! 801 01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:22,397 Matty got arrested. 802 01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:32,113 So what do you think, fair trade? 803 01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:35,153 I think that's a shitty thing to ask. 804 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:39,990 At least you're starting to sound like my little brother. 805 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,395 Maybe it's in there somewhere. 806 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,836 Is there anything you don't know? 807 01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:50,075 There's plenty I don't know. 808 01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:55,471 But I will tell you something that you don't know. 809 01:12:56,520 --> 01:13:01,435 Did you know that every Christmas after you go to bed, 810 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:06,395 Dad, Mom and I sit up and we talk about how proud we are of you? 811 01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:12,998 How great it is to see this kid, this whole future in front of him, 812 01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:15,998 and how he deserves that, 813 01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:19,397 'cause he's a good guy and he does the right thing. 814 01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:26,232 Every Christmas for how long? 815 01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:29,273 I don't know. Ten years or somethin'. 816 01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:34,196 You don't think I would have liked to sit up with you? 817 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:37,233 Yeah, but you'd just stress us out. 818 01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:44,077 Night, little brother. 819 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:51,239 - Word of advice. - Why not? 820 01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:54,876 Never take advice from anyone who lives above a garage. 821 01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:29,316 How long since your mother passed, baby? 822 01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:37,310 Nine years ago. I was eight. 823 01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:41,994 That's a shame. 824 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:46,591 My son tells me you encouraged him to talk to me. 825 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:54,112 You're a smart boy, Roy. So why are you doing a stupid thing like drugs? 826 01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,196 Something to do. 827 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:04,190 "Something to do." 828 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:08,598 You know how they say, "Thank the Lord my mother's not alive to see this"? 829 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,074 No. 830 01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,875 Somebody's mother is, and I am not happy with this. 831 01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:15,991 I'm... sorry. 832 01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:20,273 You get yourself a shower and some clean clothes. We'll wait. 833 01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:23,995 Fix you some breakfast before the exam. OK? 834 01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:32,311 I've been thinking about that, Mrs... Desmond's mom. 835 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,628 I'm not taking that exam. 836 01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:41,595 I mean, let's face it, I'm not going to college. 837 01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:45,558 See, and even if I did, 838 01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:48,558 I'd just be taking the place of someone 839 01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:52,799 that really wanted to be there more than me. 840 01:15:54,440 --> 01:15:56,396 You're a smart boy, Roy. 841 01:15:56,600 --> 01:16:01,230 But, baby, there's a whole lot of dumb dribbling out of your mouth right now. 842 01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:05,592 Now, did you hear what I said about a shower and clean clothes? 843 01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:09,597 Yes, ma'am. 844 01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:13,153 You'll find I don't like to repeat myself. 845 01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:22,237 - Get your ass up! - Yes, ma'am. 846 01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:40,954 Not everybody can pull it off, but the dashing criminal thing looks good on you. 847 01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:44,197 Wait till you smell it. 848 01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:50,917 You know what I was thinking in there? I need to work on being alone. 849 01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:04,996 Or not. 850 01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:09,872 Anyone ever tell you you're a hell of a kisser? 851 01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:14,631 Not as good as my cellmate Ram�n, but it's not bad. 852 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:18,515 - What about the exam? - Here's the thing. 853 01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:23,589 Once you've spent the night in jail with the worst version of who you could be, 854 01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:25,677 the SAT ain't nothing. 855 01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:30,233 How about you? You gonna be all right? 856 01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:35,519 Yeah. I think it's gonna be a nice day. 857 01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:52,637 Sick And Twisted. SAT. 858 01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:55,718 Secretly A Tease. 859 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:01,276 I completely have lost touch with who you are. 860 01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:06,429 Unacceptable. You're out all night doing God knows what with God knows whom. 861 01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:11,714 Jeopardising everything we've worked for on the eve of the biggest day of your life. 862 01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:14,195 This is the real world. Remember that. 863 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:19,315 You feel pressured, you deal with it. You do not stay out all night. 864 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:23,035 Do you hear me? This is your last chance to get into Brown. 865 01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:27,869 You know what? That reminds me. I'm not going to Brown. 866 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:32,637 Now you deal with it. 867 01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:53,917 Check you out. 868 01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:58,753 I just told my mom I'm not going to Brown. 869 01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:05,989 - The guys at Brown'll be disappointed. - The girls at Brown'll be disappointed. 870 01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:09,638 - So where are you gonna go? - I don't know. 871 01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:12,559 Europe, maybe. Then college. 872 01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:20,117 What's up? 873 01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:23,518 - Nah. - Really? 874 01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:27,395 I already nailed the math and, plus, you don't know my mom. 875 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:35,559 - Roy? - Shit, man. You don't know D's mom. 876 01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:43,516 I wanted to go back and get you, but Kyle said screw you. 877 01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:47,919 You look like a slut. 878 01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:50,998 - I like it. - Thank you. 879 01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:55,998 - I'm sorry, man. - Shut up. Don't be. 880 01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:59,670 Besides, it's not that bad. 881 01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:07,269 - No, I don't need 'em. - Come on, man. Take them. 882 01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:10,756 I'm serious. I took the test. I'm not taking it again. 883 01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:12,791 - You got arrested. - Hey. 884 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:16,953 - Unbelievable. Francesca? - No. 885 01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:20,789 - Guys, what is this? - I wasn't in it for the answers. 886 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:24,959 - Besides, I got a 1460 last semester. - You didn't tell us that. 887 01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:27,515 You didn't ask. 888 01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:31,474 - Wait. Are you out, too? - Do I look like I need the answers? 889 01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:33,796 You look like you need a pimp. 890 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:38,676 After all of this, nobody's gonna even use these answers? 891 01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:41,110 You are, aren't you? 892 01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:46,998 - No. - Kyle, this is your dream, man. 893 01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:52,797 Yeah, it is, but if they wanna put a number on that, then to hell with them. 894 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,355 I know who I am. 895 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:58,074 - Yeah? - Yeah. 896 01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:01,792 When did you have this little moment of clarity? 897 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:05,117 The same time my jackass best friend got arrested. 898 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:12,436 So all this was for nothing? 899 01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:15,359 I wouldn't call this nothing. 900 01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:25,794 Man, screw this! 901 01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:44,637 You have 30 minutes. 902 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:48,680 OK, so I didn't cheat on the test, 903 01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:52,031 but no way was I gonna let those answers go to waste. 904 01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:58,395 Next year at Harvard, SAT stands for Stoned And Toasted. 905 01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:05,189 Speaking of college, Desmond kicked ass on the re-test 906 01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:08,949 and decided to play ball at St John's University. 907 01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:14,314 His mom was happy and, trust me, you want D's mom happy. 908 01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:19,917 Matty survived probation and some serious community service. 909 01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:23,271 He once told me that he might like to be an actor. 910 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,914 If not, then just happy. 911 01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:28,680 He's working on both. 912 01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:32,474 Francesca sold her first novel. 913 01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:37,231 It's about six kids who conspire to steal the SAT answers. 914 01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:41,638 If they make a movie out of it, I wonder who'll play me? 915 01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:44,070 He'd better be hung like a horse. 916 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:48,389 Kyle did fine on his exam. Anna crushed him. 917 01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:53,355 He's at Syracuse now, where his dream of becoming an architect is still alive. 918 01:22:53,560 --> 01:22:55,437 Anna went off to Europe 919 01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:59,076 and eventually found her way to college on her own terms. 920 01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:03,671 Every other weekend in New York when a woman boards a train at midnight 921 01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:06,394 and a man boards that same train, 922 01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:08,795 now we know what happens. 923 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:13,790 Life happens, romance, adventure. 924 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,833 The stuff you won't find on a test. 925 01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:19,829 I had the highest score in the county, 926 01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:24,079 but that didn't exactly offset my 0.0 GPA. 927 01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:29,479 Eventually, I was forced, I mean encouraged, to get my GED. 928 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:33,353 I still spend most of my time on video games. 929 01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:38,475 In fact, the number one selling game last year was created by me. 930 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:42,997 That's right, baby. Standardise this!