1 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,351 "Good morning, Columbus." 2 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:42,074 My mother's eternal words, reminding me America was already discovered, 3 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:45,830 and that day-dreaming was a long way from life's truths. 4 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:50,068 Why tell me the difference between an apple and a bicycle? 5 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:53,876 If I bite a bicycle and ride an apple, I'll know the difference. 6 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:58,149 But thinking about what to do made me more tired than actually doing. 7 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:02,149 I remember my father said: If you want to look at someone's soul, 8 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,477 you have to look at their dreams. 9 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:08,117 Then you'd have mercy for those who swim in bigger shit than your own. 10 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:13,036 My name is Axel Blackmar, and I work for the Department of Fish and Game. 11 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:17,029 Most people think I count fish, but I don't. 12 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,519 I look at their souls, their dreams and then I let them into my dreams. 13 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:26,394 People think fish are stupid, but they aren't. They know when to be quiet, 14 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:30,992 It's people that are stupid. Fish know everything, and don't need to think. 15 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:36,272 See, fish start out in small streams, then I prepare them for the ocean. 16 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,871 When they're ready to die, they return to where they came from. 17 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:44,074 That's my connection, that's why I swam away to the city. 18 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,351 Okay, here's my job: 19 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,870 All I do is temporarily electrocute the fish, 20 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:53,154 then with deep respect, I scoop 'em and haul 'em in, one by one... 21 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:57,388 Sometimes I'll look into fish eyes and I'll see my whole life. 22 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,758 It's something only fish can show us, and I love 'em for it. 23 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:05,352 I tag the fish, measure 'em and weigh 'em, make sure they're doing okay. 24 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:10,590 If they want to talk, I always listen. That's the job of a Fish God. 25 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,110 I've never caught a fish in a lie, 26 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,438 and I've never seen a fish swim in the shit that human people do. 27 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,397 That's why I love my work, and I love New York. 28 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:24,992 Not because my mother said it was a place with real magnetic pull, 29 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,876 but because you can see everybody, and nobody can see you. 30 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,756 Hey, honey! How are you? How was Istanbul? 31 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:44,750 I'm looking for my girlfriend, Suzanne Supak. I just spoke with her. Over. 32 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,350 I love you too, honey. 33 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:53,473 I miss you too, honey. Over. Two more, please! 34 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,311 Pregnant? Wow! Over. 35 00:08:58,800 --> 00:08:59,755 Listen, honey... 36 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,350 Alright, let's go. - Have the abortion... 37 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,473 I'm not going. - Come on! We're running late! 38 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,876 I said I'm not going. 39 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:13,110 You said you're not going? - I said I'm not going. 40 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,676 I'm not going. - You're not going? 41 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:19,032 Are you going to go or no? 42 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:24,389 Are you gonna shoot me? - Am I? - You're going to kill me? 43 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:30,077 These things. I don't even... It's a blank. 44 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:33,353 But I had you scared, right? 45 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,677 Let me feel. You shit your pants. 46 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:47,554 "Take care of me"... I'm fuckin' sick of it! 47 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:49,355 What? 48 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,313 He's your uncle, for Chrissakes. 49 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:58,278 If he wants to see me, why did he send you? 50 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,310 You know it wasn't his fault, right? 51 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:05,594 I don't blame him for anything, Paul. I never said it was his fault. 52 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,873 He's marrying, and wants you as his best man. 53 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:14,519 You be his best man. - Why are you like that? You're killing him! 54 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,710 Alright, Axel! Axel, listen. 55 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,435 End of story! Over! 56 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,395 I love you too! 57 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:32,913 I'm going to go back and tell him I couldn't find you. 58 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,476 Really? - Really. I have no choice. 59 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:39,959 Promise? - I promise. What about a hug? No hug for me? 60 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,913 Axel, you smell like a scumbag! 61 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:48,478 I'm a happy scumbag. I got a nice truck, a great job. - But you smell. 62 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,358 What're you gonna have? - Two beers. - Two beers, OK. 63 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,836 And a ginger ale. - Two beers and... 64 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,840 Forget the ginger ale. Two beers and two shots. - Blanche? 65 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,032 Two... - Who's the boss? 66 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,711 I am. - He is. 2 beers, 2 shots. - And a ginger ale. 67 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,593 2 beers, 2 shots. 68 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,669 And a ginger ale. - Don't confuse her. - A ginger ale please? 69 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:13,192 Anyway, Axel, I love you, but... 70 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,757 What? I love you too. - Okay, well, you know... ginger ale. 71 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:21,832 That's right. 2 beers and 2 shots. - And a ginger ale. 72 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,477 "2 beers and 2 shots." What's that? What? - That thing... 73 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,871 What thing? - Like a funny accent or something. 74 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,756 What funny accent thing? - "2 beers and 2 shots." - What? 75 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,595 I dunno... like New York. 76 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:38,638 Funny New York accent, huh? - Yeah. 77 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:43,716 Is De Niro funny? Is Pacino funny? Is Rocky funny? 78 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:47,432 The great actors are all from New York. - Sinatra? 79 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:51,077 Sinatra's from Hoboken, New Jersey. Now let's toast. 80 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:55,271 Alright? It's been three years, OK? - Three years. 81 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:59,037 To three years. - Three years. 82 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,036 Blanche, ginger ale. 83 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,199 Two shots. 84 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,712 We don't see each other 3 years, and you want ginger ale. 85 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:17,153 Thank you, Blanche. - Thanks for the ginger ale. - You're welcome, boys. 86 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,955 Gimme a hug. I'll plug my nose. 87 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,554 Back to the dream. 88 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,469 The man gives the stomach balloon to the little boy. 89 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,349 Pushes him out of the igloo. 90 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:45,873 While the kid is outside, the two inside start, y'know... 91 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:50,350 Alright! Stop yelling, we're on Broadway. Show respect. 92 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:50,072 Therefore, I know you're all dying for a piece of wedding cake... 93 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,956 So I will make this short and sweet. 94 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,278 Millie, 95 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,199 dear friends, 96 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:03,713 waiters and waitresses, I'd like to propose this wedding toast... 97 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,958 Leo! - Not now, Millie. 98 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,516 Come on! 99 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,553 Hey! Don't fuck around! 100 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:22,119 Cut it out! Don't be a jerk! Cut it out! 101 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,554 I got an audition coming up! You're lucky I don't kick your ass... 102 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,599 Cut it out! Axel! 103 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,873 You want me to come down? - Come on down! 104 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,754 Stop shaking the ladder! - Axel! 105 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,349 I'm coming down! - Leo! 106 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,711 My boy! - Axel! 107 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,559 I can't believe it! 108 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,071 You got big on me! 109 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,318 You heard about the wedding? - I did. Congratulations. 110 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:58,197 I'd be proud if you'd be my best man. - I gotta get back to New York. 111 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:02,599 Sure... Larry, we have to make Axel an appointment for a fitting. 112 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,031 Honestly, Leo, I've got to go. 113 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,517 It's so good to see you, Axel. You look terrific, Axel. 114 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,952 I just want to show you something. I want to share this with you. 115 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,868 What do you think about my Saguro? 116 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,276 The cactus? - Nice, huh? 117 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,836 Let me let you in on a secret: 118 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,273 When a cactus is that young, it is very vulnerable. That's why 119 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,712 I planted that Mesquite tree right next to it, for protection. 120 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:32,392 If you don't see an older tree nearby a new cactus, you can forget it. 121 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,319 It ain't gonna make it. 122 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,116 Come on inside. Somebody's dyin' to meet you. 123 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:43,150 Millie! I'd like you to meet my nephew Axel. 124 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,591 Axel, this is Millie. 125 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,948 How do you do? 126 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,512 Aren't you overdoing it just a little, Millie? - Oh, sorry. 127 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,235 Come on, sit down next to me, Axel. 128 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,479 Lemme get a pair of pants on first... 129 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:14,749 Stop singing! - I'm not singing. I count! 130 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,838 Count the stitches! 131 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:21,273 You've been on that jacket for a week. Finish it! 132 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,870 Bye bye anybody... 133 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,834 Sorry for interrupting you two, but I had to get my pants on. 134 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,950 Leo's told me so much about you. 135 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,233 I guess you know I'm gonna be your new aunt. 136 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,350 You're his... fianc�e. 137 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,994 Yeah. 138 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:03,589 You don't have to call me Aunt Mille, though. Unless you want to. 139 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,199 How old are you? - Twenty three. 140 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,313 We're almost the same age... 141 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,637 Isn't that funny? 142 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:27,195 Millie, please. Remember we talked about this? 143 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:32,509 I'm sorry, Leo. Just a second. 144 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,000 Leo's trying to teach me how to stop crying. 145 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:44,754 Sweetheart, go in the other room and try on the other dress for Axel. 146 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,718 That'll get your mind off... 147 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:55,911 Go in the other room, sweetheart, and try the other dress on. 148 00:18:56,360 --> 00:19:02,310 It'll take your mind off crying. It's in the other room! 149 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,432 I'm going. - Do me the favor. 150 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:28,072 You know, Axel, my little Polish cupcake is very sensitive... 151 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,988 ...like the Eastern Europeans are. 152 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,114 But she's very nice, right? - Very nice, Leo. 153 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,594 And you know how old she is? - She's young. 154 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,871 Damn right. That's success. 155 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:45,313 To achieve that success, you need to sell cars. - I don't want to. 156 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:51,630 Axel, my father had the first Cadillac dealership in Arizona in 1914! 157 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,356 He had this magnificent dream, to sell as many cars as he could, 158 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,873 and stack them up until they got high enough so he could walk to the moon. 159 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:04,677 Isn't it beautiful? - Very beautiful, Leo. But they'd topple over. 160 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,714 That's what I said, but he wanted me in the business, 161 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,116 and I resisted, like you're resisting me. 162 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,552 I'm not resisting, Leo. I just don't want to sell cars. 163 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,072 What the hell are you afraid of? - Nothing. 164 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,914 One thing I was sure of, 165 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,352 my uncle Leo was definitely the hero of my childhood. 166 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:33,994 The smell of his "Old Spice" carried me back more than the home movies did. 167 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:39,990 It was the sweet, cheap smell of car dealers that took me back, 168 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,829 and made me dissolve into the past. 169 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,037 Leo was the last dinosaur that smelled of cheap cologne. 170 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,233 And he believed in the American dream. 171 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,319 I was crazy about him, because he believed in miracles. 172 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,957 Even though he lived inside of life and sold Cadillacs, 173 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:01,678 he always looked like a 10-year-old boy whose sleeves were too long. 174 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,236 Leo gave me this movie camera. 175 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,513 My mother always hoped I'd become the next Milton Berle. 176 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:12,112 But dreams of houses, cars, and lawns aren't dreams when they become real. 177 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:17,156 I understood what my mother meant by "Good morning, Columbus." 178 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:22,230 Even if she didn't like what I was doing, I think she'd understand me. 179 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,953 When I was 11, I got this really weird earache that wouldn't go away. 180 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,153 A hundred doctors couldn't help me... 181 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,795 So Leo went into Mexico, 182 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:23,438 and brought back this fat lady witch doctor who fixed me right up. 183 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,477 I was grateful, but I thought I might've been better off mute. 184 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,669 All in all, I had a very happy childhood. 185 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:35,638 My dad, a border guard, spent his life trying to stop people crossing lines. 186 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:40,478 For 15 years, he'd smooth down the road between Mexico and Arizona, 187 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:44,310 and every morning he'd be out there looking for footprints in the dirt. 188 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,638 But my father always said that work was like a hat you put on your head. 189 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:52,835 And even without pants, you didn't have to be ashamed of your ass. 190 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,590 One thing I was sure about: 191 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,830 The moment my parents died, my childhood was gone forever. 192 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,758 Leo could never shake the guilt of my parents' death 6 years ago. 193 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,994 Leo was driving the car that night. 194 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:13,274 It got so bad that he even felt guilty if he used too much shaving cream. 195 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:17,395 Four days after the funeral, I caught a train to New York City. 196 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:22,591 If somebody asked me why I don't take the next train back to New York, 197 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,713 it's because you can't say no to your childhood hero. 198 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,277 I decided to be his best man, but one thing I was sure of: 199 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,075 No matter how much I loved the smell of cheap cologne, 200 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,957 I was never going to become my uncle, and I would never sell Cadillacs. 201 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,276 Axel, if I died tomorrow, where would you be? 202 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,351 You're not gonna die tomorrow. 203 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,360 Who knows when I'll die? 204 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,236 Your mother and father didn't. - That was an accident. 205 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,911 No, it was stupidity. I shouldn't have been behind that wheel. 206 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,794 Please, no guilt. Please. 207 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:19,835 Look, 208 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:25,308 I'm not going to allow you to become a bum in New York. 209 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:30,472 I want you to stay here with me. Try it for one week. 210 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,071 If you don't like it, then you go home. 211 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,351 Okay? 212 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,679 Axel, make "busy." Very, very busy. - Hello. 213 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:57,193 Busy, but "willing to take time out from your schedule," Axel. 214 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,035 Hello. 215 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,513 Axel, make "sexy." 216 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,955 Try it with your lips, pucker them up..."Hello." 217 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,514 No, more with the lips, you know, "Hello." 218 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,476 Axel, I'm a gorgeous woman, and I have big, beautiful breasts. 219 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,558 Now do "sexy." 220 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,948 No, Axel. Breasts. 221 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,994 You're talking art, you're talking gravity. 222 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:07,317 You see this? - Yeah. Banana. - Proteins, proteins... 223 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,239 Your organs produce a certain amount of proteins. 224 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,753 Well, when you see a beautiful woman, you produce extra proteins. 225 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,351 These extra proteins go directly to your brain. 226 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,917 Where do you get all this stuff? - Scientific fact. 227 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,591 Anyway, I've figured out a way to make it work for me. 228 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,235 I call it "The Gaze." 229 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,148 You look into a woman's eyes, and you think exactly 230 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,160 what you want her to do for you. 231 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:21,240 You're an actor? Oh my God, he's an actor! 232 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:26,716 In 12 days, I have a gigantic performance I'm doing in Tucson. 233 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,714 Maybe you'd like to come and see me? 234 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:35,553 It's an audition. - What have we seen you in? Movies, TV shows? 235 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,232 Do you go to foreign films? - No. - I'm a major star in Europe. 236 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,033 Foreign films? 237 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,078 Yeah, foreign films. 238 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,317 Come here, close to me. 239 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,357 Feel better now? 240 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,997 Feel better now? 241 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,108 You like that? Don't touch my face, okay? 242 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,918 Oh, come on! - No, I'm not kidding. 243 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:19,511 We can make love, but don't touch my face or my hair. 244 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,748 Are all actors like that? - All the great actors are. 245 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:29,552 Do you think anybody touches Brando's face? Or Pacino's? 246 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,596 Do they touch De Niro's face? Or fucking touch Johnny Depp's face? 247 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:39,238 No one's gonna touch Paul Leger's face, okay? 248 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,198 I'm missing my favorite scene... 249 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:52,155 I'm telling you, if I hear anything, I swear I'm gonna kill somebody... 250 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,239 Go ahead and kill everybody! You're the tough guy! 251 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,193 Kill Vicky, kill Salvy, 252 00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,596 Tommy Como, and me while you're at it! 253 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,476 You're killing yourself, the way you eat, you fat fuck! 254 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,115 What do you mean "kill you"? 255 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,515 Me, kill me! 256 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,953 Start here! Do me a fuckin' favor! - You meant something. 257 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:16,359 You mentioned Tommy, Salvy, and you included you with them. 258 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,559 You could have said anybody, but you said you and them. 259 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,350 You've let this girl ruin your life. 260 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,631 She really did some job on you! 261 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,277 Look what she did to you! - You fucked my wife. 262 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:30,948 You fucked my wife? 263 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,076 I'm not going to answer. It's a sick question. 264 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,831 I'm gonna leave. 265 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,474 Very nice! 266 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,595 You won't have troubles in your bed, so don't pick it out on me! 267 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,317 Pig, pig, pig! Here! 268 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,514 Hello. - Hello there. 269 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,909 Adrian Del Monica. - How do you do? 270 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,837 I'm not seein' it. - It's right in front of you! 271 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:53,479 Yeah, but the vibe... It's all wrong. 272 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:03,838 Mine is a '66, and it's old! I need a new one! 273 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,948 I'm not giving you any more. 500 dollars, that's it. 274 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,675 Are you listening to me? 275 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,634 Don't even think about this, Mother! 276 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,117 I can look if I want to. - Get out! You cannot pay for this. 277 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,711 Yes I can! - No you can't, Mother! 278 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,436 We made a deal, 500 dollars. - I don't know, well... 279 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,474 How are you going to pay for this? - With your money. 280 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,911 Which is half mine. - You know what, Mother? 281 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,432 Fuck you! - Hello, Axel Blackmar. - Fuck you, too! 282 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:39,079 What a beautiful dress. - I didn't come here for cheap compliments. 283 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,956 I wasn't complimenting you. Sorry. Forgive me if I've offended you. 284 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:48,556 I'm sorry. - You break, you pay! - No. 285 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,752 Something wrong with it? 286 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,429 Yeah, it's funny. - Thank you. That's very nice. 287 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,839 Okay, right. The undercoating looks pretty good. 288 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,552 The suspension is funny. 289 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,959 Look, the right wheel, see? It's lower than the left. - It is. 290 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,594 It's true. 291 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:14,794 I didn't mean to insult. I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you look. 292 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,152 Are you going to sell me a car or not? - Yes. 293 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,272 Hello, Elaine. - Hi! 294 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,995 I didn't know you worked here. - Temporary. 295 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,352 Can you hold on a sec? I'll be right with you. 296 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,472 Keep the daughter busy. - No. She's my first customer. 297 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,593 The woman knows my face. It's better for the sale. 298 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,635 It's better if I do it! - Don't ever touch my suit. 299 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,038 Do me a favor, keep the daughter busy. 300 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,078 Elaine, do you want to step outside? - Sure. 301 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,752 Why's he looking at me like that? - Oh, he's a kid. He's... 302 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,717 You ever think about suicide? 303 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,390 Excuse me? - Suicide. 304 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,035 Not recently. 305 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,914 I think about it all the time. I want to come back as a turtle. 306 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,519 Turtles are very nice. - Yes, they're the best. 307 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:22,593 She's not my real mother. She married my father. He's dead. 308 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,829 Both my parents are dead. - You sure become your parents. 309 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:32,512 Even if they're not your real parents. I'm gonna kill myself before that. 310 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:36,635 Really? - Yup. - Do you think you're overreacting? 311 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,356 I don't have another match. 312 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,920 Look at my hands! These aren't my hands. 313 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,918 These are her hands. 314 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,039 Do you like my legs? I hate them! 315 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,917 Sometimes I'll be sitting, 316 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,272 and I'll look down, and they're crossed just like hers. 317 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,110 She does have nice legs. - Yes, she does. 318 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,635 What's so bad about becoming your mother? 319 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:10,356 Just wait. One day you'll wake up, and you'll be your father. 320 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,437 Wrong. My uncle is my only family. - What does he do? 321 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,633 He owns this place. - See what I mean? 322 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,229 My father owned the 3rd largest copper mine in Arizona. 323 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,797 Now I own the 3rd largest copper mine in Arizona. 324 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:29,437 You're an idiot if you think you can escape it. 325 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,871 Don't call me an idiot. 326 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,879 Look, man... 327 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,072 I gave you pazzazz, 328 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,988 I offered you excitement, vibes, 329 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,158 sexy good-looking, 330 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:49,390 I even gave you Waaaaaagaaanganngg! What else could you want in a car? 331 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,354 Good gas mileage. That's important. 332 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,310 Mr. Del Monica, look at my lips. 333 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,553 They're gonna say: 334 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:03,120 Take your whsshht and get off my lot, before I punch you! 335 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,754 Now git! 336 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:07,233 Are you sore? - Out! Out! 337 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,830 Buy a Ford! 338 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,759 It's disgusting. Isn't it disgusting? 339 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,550 Goodbye, chickenhead. - Axel. 340 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,629 Hey Elaine, I was wondering... I know we just met, 341 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:33,598 but I was wondering if the two of us could meet for a picnic or a soir�e? 342 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,793 I don't think so. Goodbye, Paul. 343 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:47,076 What the fuck was that? - What? - I was waiting for that woman. 344 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,796 Why was the door locked? - She was making a phone call. 345 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,309 Really? 346 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,399 Gentlemen, new showroom policy: As of today, 347 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,798 if any customers come in dressed casually, 348 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:03,358 they're yours. Starting now. Clear the area. 349 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,959 Did you know that the warriors in Papua New Guinea 350 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,789 avoid eating turtle meat before battle? 351 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,959 They believe that turtles are very shy, 352 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,072 and if they eat the meat, 353 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,432 their enemies will become shy, and run away. 354 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,990 Did you know that? - Well, it is fascinating. 355 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,991 A Papua New Guinea story! - It's "Papua." - I don't give a shit! 356 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:43,595 Wait! Isn't that the place where the village boys go into the woods, 357 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:50,639 and they build a giant lean-to... a shack. - That's right! 358 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,470 Then they take a woman they've captured from another village, 359 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,558 and they put her inside the lean-to. 360 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,596 And then every boy in the village goes in to lose his virginity. 361 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:07,319 When the last boy in line is inside, the rest go to the shack and knock... 362 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,512 You know the rest? - Yes. 363 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,871 Why do they knock it down? 364 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:16,836 Because they eat the poor bastard who was last, and the girl. 365 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,158 Nice. - But they're natives. Natives. 366 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,550 Oops! I've lost my napkin! 367 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,830 There's plenty of room here. Why don't you move apart? 368 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,952 We're fine. 369 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,799 Grace! 370 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,954 Axel, tell them the Eskimo movie dream thing. - Why don't you, Paul? 371 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,231 Well, I'd love to hear it! 372 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,069 Oh yes! My mother loves bed-time stories. 373 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,954 Go on, Axel. 374 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,560 This Eskimo, Dooey, is fishing... 375 00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:42,195 through a hole in the ice, and he catches this fish 376 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:46,269 with both eyes on the same side of its head. - I'm sorry. 377 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:50,679 But is that a real fish? - Yes, it's a real fish. 378 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,315 And there's a storm coming, 379 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:58,038 so Dooey gets on his dog sled, and travels through the ice. 380 00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,595 Stop! 381 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,996 Grow up! Mother, now! - Mind your own business! 382 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,955 ...he builds a fire, and the snow from the tree falls down 383 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,516 and puts the fire out. - Jesus. 384 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,871 Sweetheart, go play. 385 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,954 Is that it? - No. So now Dooey is dying, 386 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,077 and his dog hypnotizes him, 387 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,715 and brings him back to the igloo, 388 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,071 where his wife rubs 389 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,638 his body with a sponge, and brings him back to life. 390 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:33,715 That's beautiful. 391 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:35,868 It is beautiful. 392 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:52,791 What was that? - My hand slipped. - A kid. 393 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,277 A kid. Beautiful. 394 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:08,277 It must give you great pleasure to be the life of the party, Mother. 395 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:09,789 What party? 396 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,754 Why must you try to screw 397 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,077 every man you see under 30? - Grace, 398 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,159 in Papua New Guinea, it's considered a right of passage... 399 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,955 I don't want to hear it! 400 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,592 In Papua New Guinea, if a woman wants to go to bed 401 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,474 with a young man, she can. - Stop it! 402 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,433 If she's older, it's okay! 403 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:35,396 If you fucking say it one more time, I'm going to smash this table now! 404 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:40,469 Let go! 405 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,673 Paul, maybe we should go... - Sit down! - Go! 406 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,473 Sit. - Go! 407 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,510 No! You're not invited! Go! - Sit! 408 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,157 I think we should stay here tonight. - No! You're not invited! 409 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,556 My friends can stay if they want. 410 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,879 You are disgusting. An immature girl in a sagging, old body! 411 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:30,279 You're a pale imitation of a young me. - Except I didn't kill my husband! 412 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,631 Tell your fucking new friends 413 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:36,311 what that's like! - Shut up! - No, you go ahead! 414 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:37,795 Shut up, Grace! 415 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:43,314 You're disgusting! - Shut up! - No, 'cuz I said it! 416 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:48,149 If it hadn't been for you, he'd still be alive! 417 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:50,435 Fuck. 418 00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:00,799 That's it. I'm gonna kill myself right now. 419 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:02,958 Okay, good. 420 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,791 Go ahead! I'll give you a nice funeral. 421 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:16,438 I'm sure you will. But you're not getting any of my money! 422 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,678 I don't care. What else is new? 423 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,709 Look, Mom! See? 424 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,959 She's taking down her panty hose. 425 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:29,791 I'm so glad I'll be dead for your birthday! - Your best present ever! 426 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,878 This is it, Mom! Goodbye! 427 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:40,869 Get away! 428 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,079 Look, Mom! 429 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,750 She has her panties around her neck! 430 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,475 I'm eating! 431 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,309 You're desperate and sick, Mom. 432 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:58,436 You're sick. I can't live this way. I don't want to live this way. 433 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,350 Why don't you have some dignity? - I'm not living this way. 434 00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,069 What do you want me to do? - No, this is good. 435 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,717 What did you do that for? I didn't bite him! 436 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,876 Mom! - You didn't have to hit me, did you? Is my nose bleeding? 437 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,188 Grace, please don't. 438 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,313 Why aren't you looking, Mom? 439 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,432 I'm a failure! 440 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,709 I won't live this way. - I've been incorrigible. 441 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,038 Mom, you made me do this. - Stop this! 442 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,197 Fuck yourself! - Paul! Shut up! ...cowardly lion. 443 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,438 Grace, I'll never say it again. 444 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,917 Liar! - No! I promise! 445 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,112 You promise what? - Never to say "Papua..." 446 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,551 You're so evil, Mother! 447 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,154 It's okay... 448 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:13,356 I'll fight you standing on one foot, 449 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,558 I'll fight you with my eyes closed! 450 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,229 Elaine! 451 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:24,757 You know when you're just about to go to sleep, 452 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,556 or you're just sort of, you know, falling asleep... 453 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,515 and you think you're really falling, so you catch yourself? 454 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:38,395 That ever happen to you? You're not falling, just falling asleep. 455 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:39,955 There you go. 456 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,754 When I was a little girl, 457 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,955 I always wanted to fly. 458 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,553 From the top of the house. 459 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,471 At night, I'd close my eyes, 460 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:58,073 and imagine I was on the roof, 461 00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,751 looking down at my parents in their bed. 462 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,751 And then I'd jump off... 463 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,758 and I'd fly... 464 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,714 While everyone was sleeping, 465 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:16,592 I'd be soaring around, 466 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,755 looking through their windows, 467 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,553 flying... 468 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,749 and resting in the trees. 469 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,629 I always knew I could, 470 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,195 but I never told them. 471 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,952 Once someone knows, they can make you fall. 472 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,913 After I'm big, I may start acting weird, 473 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,113 stop returning calls, dressing all in black, 474 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,437 fancy restaurants, the whole shtick. 475 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,836 I want you to keep me in perspective. 476 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:10,193 Paul, you already wear black. - You know what I mean. 477 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,599 I just can't become a slave to my success. 478 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:18,033 I have to stay myself. - I think she likes me. 479 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,796 Did you see how she looked in my eyes? - The great Paul Leger! 480 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:25,198 I started thinking about Paul's garbage theory, about 481 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,438 male organs making extra proteins when a beautiful woman looks at you. 482 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,954 And if she keeps on looking, they produce 483 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:36,837 an extra protein, so deadly that one drop on the tip of an arrow 484 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,477 could kill a fucking rhino in 2 seconds. 485 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,318 I started to think what I wanted her to think, 486 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,832 I looked in her eyes, 487 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,029 and bingo! 488 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,197 She was mine. 489 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,313 Paul swears that cavemen used this deadly technique, 490 00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:03,753 and that the deadly male protein killed the dinosaurs, not the ice age. 491 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:07,431 I think he saw it in a movie, and convinced himself it was true. 492 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,950 That's how Paul escaped. 493 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,198 And that's just what he did the next day. 494 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,029 I never paid much attention to Paul's garbage theories. 495 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,755 But then I realized he was right. 496 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:23,398 I felt the proteins running through my body like broken glass. 497 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:28,072 I tried to keep the proteins busy by making flying machines. 498 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,432 I've never built a flying machine before. 499 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,917 The proteins were making things fly in my head. 500 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,955 The more I worked on it, the more I was sure it would fly. 501 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:43,154 I just kept telling myself: It's gonna fly. 502 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,600 Love hit me like an elephant, 503 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,157 and I was thrown into a jungle of dreams. 504 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,354 Mother was wrong about magnetic pulls. There was only one pull, 505 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,597 and she was lying on my back. 506 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:02,189 I wasn't "falling in love," because I never felt any weight, 507 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,588 because I was "flying in love," for the first time in my life. 508 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,669 Beautiful morning out, isn't it? 509 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,993 Yes, it is. 510 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,270 Sit down. I'll do this. 511 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,910 Cereal? - Huh? - Cereal? 512 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,279 Sure. 513 00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:34,595 I made some coffee for you. - Great, thanks. 514 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,349 Did you fuck her? 515 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,677 What? 516 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,278 My mother. Did you fuck her? 517 00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:47,515 No. 518 00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:01,193 You liar! I can smell her on you. 519 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,918 You're not the first, did you know that? 520 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,996 Could I have some milk? 521 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:26,594 She's had a lot of young ones like you, eats you up like chocolates. 522 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:31,352 Could I have a spoon? - When she finishes a whole box, 523 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,992 she sticks her finger down her throat, and it comes back up. 524 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:47,631 You must have done well in school. - Straight A's. 525 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,554 Food! - Good! 526 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,830 Food! Hungry! 527 00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,874 I'm kind of hungry. - Hungry! 528 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:53,669 Very good. - Good... Thirsty? Yes. 529 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,276 Two... one... go! 530 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:07,714 Almost! 531 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:18,753 You ever thought about leaving? - Only a million times. 532 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,988 Why don't you? - Soon I'm going to Papua New Guinea. 533 00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:30,359 Ever thought about Alaska? - Why would I go there? 534 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:33,268 It's very beautiful. 535 00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:38,999 In my dream, y'know, the movie dream? There was a place on the Bering Sea. 536 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,637 It's completely flat, and really, really quiet, y'know? 537 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:47,673 Not even the wind whistling, because there's nothing there. 538 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,076 And then there's a boat, 539 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:52,758 and then... 540 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,079 there's the Eskimos. - The Eskimos! 541 00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:02,992 The Eskimos push their old people out on ice floes to die! - No! 542 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:07,433 They don't do that! Elaine, I was trying to tell you the other night. 543 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:11,589 Eskimos believe that, even though you die, 544 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,758 you're never really 545 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,599 dead. 546 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:17,515 What then? 547 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,592 You're... infinity. 548 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:26,149 They believe that when the physical suit of skin dies, 549 00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:30,070 it becomes part of the earth, but your soul... 550 00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,318 keeps going, into other things... 551 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:36,399 like trees... 552 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,434 or fish or rocks... 553 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:43,759 or even other people, who actually are at that point, you. 554 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,677 And if you don't like what you became? 555 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,075 Shit! 556 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,153 You wait a few years, and then you turn into something else. 557 00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,797 And love works the same way... 558 00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:05,233 So like, if you and I went down in a plane crash, 559 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:09,593 that would be okay, because our souls would keep going. 560 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,717 And we'd love each other over and over, from place to place, 561 00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:16,912 because it's infinity. 562 00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:21,669 And you want to go there with me? - Yeah. 563 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:28,191 We would love each other over and over, for infinity. 564 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:30,195 Elaine, 565 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:36,717 we'll go to the Bering Sea, we'll be in love, and we'll never die. 566 00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:41,278 Never die. We can leave tomorrow, or we can leave right now. 567 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:43,753 Okay. 568 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:10,311 I hope we're not disturbing. - What are you doing here, Leo? 569 00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,479 Axel, is that how you say hello? - Just hold it. 570 00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:17,037 Mrs. Stalker, nice seeing you again. Axel, get your things, 571 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:21,189 and we can get going. - I'm not going anywhere, Leo. 572 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:25,230 I bet you're gonna come. - Paul, hold it. - Alright. 573 00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:31,198 Mrs. Stalker, if we could just be privately for a moment? 574 00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:42,555 Yes. 575 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:53,679 So you're working on the old airplane? - Don't touch it! - I'm sorry. 576 00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:59,754 It's great! Great. 577 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:05,149 You should be with your sick uncle, instead of playing with this nutcase. 578 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,592 You know, this whole airplane... - What did you say? 579 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:12,510 You know what this is for her? This is like a prescription. 580 00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:17,431 The name you called her! - Oh, I called her a name? - Yes. 581 00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:22,556 What did I call her? Can't remember. I think I called her... psycho! 582 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,753 Psychopath! When are you gonna get it, Axel? 583 00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:35,549 Nothing like freshly brewed coffee. - It's instant. 584 00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,789 I knew that, Mrs. Stalker. 585 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:44,438 I don't like conflict. - No one said you did, Mr. Smilie. - Sweetie. 586 00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,952 I know no one said that I did. 587 00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:53,518 But we should get down to business. - We don't have any, Mr. Smilie. 588 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,996 Sweetie. Try that. 589 00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:02,711 Very nice. We do have business. I want him returned to me. 590 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,317 He's a man, not an object, Mr. Smi... Sweetie. 591 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,955 A stranger doesn't tell a father what a son is. 592 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,918 You'll find it's not me who's the stranger. 593 00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,998 Mrs. Stalker, let me put it this way: 594 00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,193 You see that '65 Coup de Ville? - It's a '66, not a '65. 595 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:26,679 I beg your pardon, it's a '65, and although it's very nice, 596 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:31,671 it needs suspension work in the front. - The suspension is perfect. 597 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,190 Fine. Then it needs a new alignment. 598 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:39,994 Did you come here to give automotive advice? - Though an older model, 599 00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:43,113 it still has style. - Sugar? - I never use it. 600 00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:46,795 Now imagine if you will, 601 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:52,711 a brand new Coup de Ville, fresh from the factory, 602 00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,913 sitting alongside your '65. 603 00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,715 The beautiful lines of the older model 604 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:02,994 lose their elegance. The body sags, the finish is dull. You wash it, 605 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:08,639 wax it, but it's still lifeless. - Mr. Smilie... 606 00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:13,268 There isn't a thing you can do to make it new again! 607 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:17,076 Those two automobiles do not belong together. Am I clear? 608 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:21,274 No, the only thing that's clear, Mr. Smilie... - No! Sweetie! 609 00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:26,669 ...is that your attempt to insult me with car metaphors is incredibly 610 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:30,749 immature! - Immature! Right! You could be his mother! 611 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,954 But I'm not, Mr. Sweetie, I'm his lover. 612 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,630 And I must tell you, your nephew 613 00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:43,595 is a wild animal in bed. Perhaps you might ask him for lessons. 614 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:49,553 I had hoped his sexual awakening would've been with someone who 615 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,673 knew the difference between making love and fucking! 616 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:05,513 Come on! Coffee break is over, fellows. Back to work! 617 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:10,909 Come on, Paul! Axel! Come on! - No! I'm not going! 618 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:15,069 Paul, grab the other arm! I'm gonna kick the shit out of you, 619 01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:16,748 little son-of-a-bitch! 620 01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,829 Come on, Axel! - You don't realize how angry... - Just come along! 621 01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,953 I'm really mad! - Hands off him, Mr. Smilie! 622 01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:31,957 Elaine, you can't shoot me, I have this performance on Friday. 623 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,914 It's an audition. 624 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,318 It's not a performance. It's an audition. 625 01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,355 This is ridiculous. 626 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,279 I mean... 627 01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:49,393 I mean, Mrs. Stalker, we've said a lot of things, and some 628 01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:52,195 were half kidding... Why don't you put down the gun? 629 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,674 That I understand. That makes sense. 630 01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:00,953 No more of that. 631 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:04,119 Axel, don't forget, Friday at 8:30! 632 01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:08,999 Yes, get in the car! Go back 633 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,396 to where you should be! 634 01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:20,995 I knew if Paul saw me, he'd never understand 635 01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:25,638 that going to Papua New Guinea wasn't the answer. Flying was the secret. 636 01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:30,790 Columbus wouldn't think I was crazy for building a flying machine, 637 01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:35,950 because history is all dreams. No rules or books. It's just there, 638 01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:41,030 waiting to be discovered like when Columbus found this place. 639 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,119 I don't know if he found his dream. 640 01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:45,515 Fuck with me, now! 641 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:51,159 Because in the middle of a storm, you can't turn back, like Elaine. 642 01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:54,433 She could only sail straight ahead. 643 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:58,429 If she asked me to build a rocket, and take her to another galaxy, 644 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,711 I'd build a rocket. 645 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:38,995 Very nice! Good. 646 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:43,476 Excellent! You finished now? - No! - No? 647 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,036 No! - You just finish. 648 01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,630 To remember my dreams, 649 01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:52,390 I turn them into stories. But dreams are like life. 650 01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:56,958 You can't catch them in your hands, because you can't really see them. 651 01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:02,155 If you believe in your dreams, no tornado, volcano or typhoon 652 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:07,674 can knock you "out of love," because love exists on its own. 653 01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:11,078 Listen to me, if you ever touch this machine again, 654 01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:13,556 I'm going to kill you! 655 01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:17,955 Being caught in the dream of two women is the craziest storm of all. 656 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:22,359 The battle isn't good and evil, but between weaker and stronger. 657 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:26,873 The weaker is desperate for air. At this moment, my feet were 658 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,550 planted in the ground like a tree, 659 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,992 and if you moved to one side, you become the storm. 660 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:37,991 Even though I was ready to kill Grace, I wasn't sure which side I'd move to. 661 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,432 So I tried to anchor myself until the storm passed. 662 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,713 Disgusting! 663 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:30,155 Turn around! 664 01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,955 That's the second time. - What is? 665 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,914 Where were you two minutes ago? - Here? 666 01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:12,554 You smashed the flying machine again. - Nope. 667 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:17,710 Because I don't care. - Liar! - I was here. - Prove it! 668 01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:22,112 How? You see me playing, right? 669 01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:27,151 To my turtles. - Why's your hair wet? - Because I just took a bath. 670 01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:35,071 You like these turtles? - Yeah. - If you want these bastards to live, 671 01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:40,869 stay away from that flying machine. - I'm scared. - Are you scared? 672 01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:43,550 I'm scared. - Are you scared? 673 01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:15,277 D'you think it'll fly? - I'm more than sure. 674 01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:18,792 Let's do it then! I can't wait any longer.