1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,400 MURPHY: I think he´s finally recognizing the situation... 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:04,840 and getting some sleep. 3 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,000 FELDMAN: There´s... 4 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:09,280 MURPHY: OK, listen to me. 5 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:11,720 l´m not letting him on television... 6 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,200 until he explains himself. 7 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,000 Say he got a disease or stuck in traffic. 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 We´II stand here and block him... 9 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:21,120 arms akimbo if necessary. 10 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,720 Prevent him from doing further damage to his and our careers. 11 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:28,160 l´m explicitly authorizing the use of force at this point. 12 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,280 JAY: Murphy, Feldman, Macavoy. 13 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,080 FELDMAN: Hey, boss. 14 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:33,480 MURPHY: Didn´t work. 15 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,800 I think he´s OK now. Got the electric razor? 16 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,840 - I got the razor. - Get him to shave. 17 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,200 FELDMAN: They´re ready. How about a quick shave? 18 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,200 The format agreed to is as follows... 19 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,840 there will be no opening statements. 20 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,920 Questions will be addressed to each of the candidates... 21 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,320 in alternating order. 22 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,600 The candidate to whom the question is addressed... 23 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,000 will have two and a half minutes to answer. 24 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,400 The other candidate will then have one minute to reply. 25 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,880 And the first candidate will then have another 30 seconds... 26 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,880 for a final comment on that question. 27 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:01,120 After the allotted time for questions... 28 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,680 each candidate will make a final statement... 29 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,160 of three minutes. 30 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,840 Mr. Weldie won the drawing of lots. 31 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,240 He´s elected to make his closing statement. 32 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,280 NINA: I was supposed to set him up, not do the shit. 33 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,800 Now I can´t even get Vinnie on the damn phone. 34 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,640 HILL: The first question will be from Jann Carl... 35 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:16,880 and is for Senator Bulworth. 36 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,040 CARL: Senator, the news today requires us to ask you... 37 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,480 about this sudden change in your campaign style. 38 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:22,680 Could you explain it? 39 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:23,800 JAY: Why are you here? 40 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,240 Admit it. It´s ´cause you make a bundle. 41 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:29,280 CARL: I beg your pardon? 42 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,840 You´re not here ´cause you´re getting paid a bundle of money. 43 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,320 Come on, come on. 44 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,840 We got three pretty rich guys here... 45 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:38,600 getting paid by some really rich guys... 46 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,240 to ask a couple of other rich guys... 47 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,680 questions about their campaign. 48 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,880 But our campaigns are financed by the same guys... 49 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,520 that pay you guys your money... 50 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,480 so what are we talking about? 51 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,000 NINA: l´m bringing the man down there. 52 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,960 If they don´t like it, they can kiss my ass. 53 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,120 I could tell you stories... 54 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,560 about getting money from them that would pin your ears back. 55 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,600 Stories about me. 56 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,640 I don´t know about Hugh. 57 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,640 Do you have that, uh... 58 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,200 Well... 59 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,400 But, uh, I tell you... 60 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,080 WOMAN: He´s got something hot here. 61 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,480 JAY: Republicans, Democrats, what´s the difference? 62 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:14,160 Your guys, my guys, our guys, us guys. 63 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,280 It´s a club... 64 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:19,680 so why don´t we just, uh, have a drink? Hugh? 65 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:21,960 No? 66 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,240 You know, Hugh, if you win this thing... 67 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,080 you really gotta think about where your kids go to school. 68 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,920 We put our daughter in Sidwell-Friends with Clinton´s. 69 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,360 The Gores really like St. Albans... 70 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,920 but a public school anywhere around Washington... 71 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,360 is a disaster. 72 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,960 CLARK: Excuse me, Senator. If you don´t mind... 73 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,400 I think we´re here to ask about the news of your camp... 74 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,680 JAY: News? 75 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,440 What are you talking about, the news? 76 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,000 Come on, the guys you and I get our money from... 77 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,400 they don´t want the people to have the news. 78 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,840 They want you to think that corporations... 79 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,040 are more efficient than government, right? 80 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,720 You want to know why the health care industry... 81 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,400 is the most profitable business in the Unites States? 82 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,640 ´Cause the insurance companies take 24 cents... 83 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,120 out of every dollar that´s spent. 84 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,200 You know what it takes the government... 85 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,680 to do the same thing for Medicare? 86 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,080 Three cents out of every dollar. 87 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,600 Now, what is all this crap they hand you... 88 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,520 about business being more efficient? 89 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,840 MURPHY: What the hell is going on here? 90 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,280 JAY: These guys need to be regulated. 91 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,960 You think these pigs are gonna regulate themselves? 92 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,080 What´s going on? 93 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,600 HILL: If you´II please pardon the interruption... 94 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,720 it seems as if we´re experiencing... 95 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,280 some technical difficulties here. 96 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,480 JAY: Hey, Hugh, what´s up? 97 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,160 What´s up? What´s happening, baby? 98 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,320 [Laughing] 99 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,520 l´m doing what I got to do. 100 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,200 l´m bringing him down there, God damn it. 101 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,640 HILL: Ladies and gentlemen, please stand by. 102 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,000 We are experiencing technical difficulties. 103 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:36,040 DIRECTOR: What´s going on? Are we gonna do this or not? 104 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,960 PRODUCER: We´re doing the best we can. 105 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,920 [Jay whistling ´´Washington Post. ´´] 106 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,680 Oh, hi, Davers. 107 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,520 Uh, power failure. 108 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:04,040 If he wants to crash and burn his entire fucking career, fine. 109 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,240 Fuck him! 110 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:10,240 But l´II be goddamned if that asshole´s taking us down, too. 111 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:12,960 It´s not like l´ve not been completely Ioyal to that fucker. 112 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,120 l´ve had other offers, you know. I beat ´em off with a stick. 113 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,680 [Snorts] 114 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:21,240 Didn´t he have it all, though, Bill? 115 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:23,320 Looks, brains, more or less enough... 116 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:24,480 classy wife... 117 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,680 but Jesus Christ, Bill... for God´s sake, he had us. 118 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,680 The motherfucker had us. 119 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:35,520 If he had just listened to me on welfare reform in ´88. 120 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:39,240 If he just chased not quite so much pussy. 121 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,720 Could have gone all the way. 122 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,360 But, hey, we still might. 123 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,160 2000´s wide fucking open, but now... 124 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,960 with this shit... 125 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,400 we´re fucked in the ass, man. 126 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,560 Fucked in the ass with our pants down. 127 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,160 [Coughs] 128 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,280 Cocksucker. 129 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,240 [Jay whistling] 130 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,440 MURPHY: Fuck. 131 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,200 Hi, Larry. 132 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:12,320 LARRY: Murphy, Murphy, Murphy. 133 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,080 How the hell are you? 134 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,200 MURPHY: You ever seen anything like this? 135 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,480 Let´s just say it is very unusual stuff. 136 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,600 Well, I don´t know what to say. 137 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,640 Let´s face it. L´m gonna have to do a show on this. 138 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:26,600 Oh, my God, no, Larry. 139 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,840 Come on. Do you have to? 140 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,560 No. Sure you wanna handle it like that? 141 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,560 You kidding? The guy´s on a roll. 142 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,320 They want someone like this. 143 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,680 People are sick and tired of all this baloney. 144 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:37,920 I want him on my show. 145 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,600 That´s exactly what I told him. Now he´s finally listening. 146 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,120 The man´s got this giant vision. We´re finally getting it out. 147 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,960 l´ve been hammering away at him. 148 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,800 It´s very gratifying that he´s listening to me. 149 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:50,280 It´s very gratifying to me. That´s just between you and me. 150 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,400 What are we talking about? 151 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,200 ASSISTANT: We´ve got Clinton tonight. 152 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:54,640 Bump him! Just kidding. 153 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,480 Um, how about tomorrow? 154 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,200 - Book him. - We´II call you. 155 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,320 LARRY: Call him. 156 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,560 MURPHY: Nobody´s seen this in years. 157 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,880 LARRY: This is it. Your boy is it. 158 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,880 MURPHY: He´s it. It´s kind of historic. 159 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,120 LARRY: You´ve got insight. 160 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,400 MURPHY: No. You´ve got insight. You´re the guy that saw it. 161 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,360 LARRY: You´re the one that´s been telling people. 162 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,480 PRODUCER: Senator, Mr. Weldie, l´m sorry to say... 163 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,400 but we´II have to cancel this for today. 164 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,120 They don´t want to bump Jerry Springer. 165 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,400 l´m sorry, folks. That will be it. 166 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,360 CROCKETT: Oh, fine, Senator, how are you? 167 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,800 You´re not feeling like you need a vacation? 168 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:24,920 JAY: Not really, no, no. 169 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,360 CROCKETT: I gotta tell you, l´m confused... 170 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,880 because you and I could play ball. 171 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,360 But you are playing a much rougher brand of ball... 172 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,160 than l´m accustomed to. 173 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,760 I have your policy here. 174 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,080 JAY: Oh, the policy, Crockett, thank you. 175 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,480 Forget it. I don´t need it. 176 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:39,600 Everything OK? 177 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,680 DAVERS: OK is not the word for it, Senator. 178 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,040 Hong Kong pork bellies are way down... 179 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,320 and you´re back in the chips. 180 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,840 JAY: Good. Did you give the guy the check? 181 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,440 - Aw, poor guy. - What? 182 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,440 DAVERS: Well, he collapsed. 183 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:52,840 JAY: What? He collapsed? 184 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,200 Probably a heart attack. 185 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:57,560 CROCKETT: When you have a moment, we have to sit down. 186 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,120 Did he cancel the weekend research project? 187 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,880 - I guess so, boss. - You guess so? 188 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,120 Well, I don´t know. 189 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,560 He was in a coma. I left the check. 190 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,680 Where is he? 191 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,000 Cedars. He´s in intensive care. 192 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,760 You turned off the electricity... 193 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,680 because you knew he was telling the truth! 194 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,120 You could have resumed that debate... 195 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,520 but you didn´t want Americans hearing what he had to say! 196 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,640 Don´t bullshit me! 197 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:20,560 JAY: Go there. Sit with him. Wait till he wakes up. 198 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,160 You ask him if he canceled the weekend research project. 199 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,520 OK? Now, if he didn´t... 200 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,680 you ask him who´s he gotta call, all right? 201 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,280 OK, boss. 202 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,640 CROCKETT: Senator, when you have a moment. 203 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,400 [Shouting questions] 204 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,480 N.W.A. RAPPING: Runnin´ with my brothers 205 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:37,960 Headed for the home base 206 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,200 With a steady pace on the face they just replaced 207 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,400 Getting longer than a motherfucking marathon 208 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,040 If that´s what I got to do 209 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:46,280 But nobody´s picking up a nigger with an attitude 210 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,240 Stuck and runnin´ hard, haulin´ ass 211 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,560 ´Cause l´m a nigger known for having a notorious past 212 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,320 My mind was slick, my temper was too quick 213 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:53,680 Now the FBl´s all over my dick 214 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,000 Got us tick and running 215 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:56,600 Just to find the gun that started the clock 216 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,840 That´s when the ´´E´´ jumped off the starting block 217 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,880 A hundred miles from home, and yo, it´s a long stretch 218 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,160 A little sprinting motherfucker that they won´t catch, yeah 219 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,520 Runnin´ like I just don´t care 220 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,720 Compton´s 50 miles, but yo, l´m gonna get there 221 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,760 From city to city, l´m a menace till I pass by 222 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,160 Ripping up shit just so you can remember 223 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,640 l´m a straight-up nigger 224 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,480 That´s done in, gunnin´, and comin´ straight at your ass 225 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,960 A hundred miles and running 226 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,880 Running like a nigger, I hate to lose 227 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,720 Show me on the news, but I hate to be abused 228 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:21,880 JAY: God... 229 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,960 N.W. A: So now l´m gonna get up 230 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,320 JAY: You gotta get out. 231 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,040 NINA: You´re crazy, Jay Bulworth. 232 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,320 [Alarm sounds] 233 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,560 Larry King is pissed about it, and he´s not alone! 234 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,680 How about the FCC? 235 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:46,680 Have you ever heard of the F-C-fucking-C-C-C? 236 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,520 OK, well, now you listen to me. 237 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,840 You guys are running an election special tonight... 238 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,360 and guess what? 239 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,520 I would like to have my candidate on it. 240 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,040 [N.W.A. Rapping ´´100 Miles and Running´´] 241 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,840 [Horns honking] 242 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,520 NINA: Are we hiding again? 243 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,400 ´Cause I said I got a safe place. 244 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,400 JAY: Oh, safe? 245 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,600 WITCH DOCTOR SINGING: Every day is a holiday 246 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,720 Holiday 247 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,040 Another motherfucking dollar day 248 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,920 Dollar day 249 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:39,960 Every day is a holiday 250 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,080 Holiday 251 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,880 Another motherfucking dollar day 252 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:43,840 Dollar day 253 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:44,960 Every day is a holiday 254 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,480 Safe, huh? 255 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,080 [Telephone rings] 256 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,240 Hello. 257 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:54,600 Senator Bulworth, I think we´re gonna be back on track. 258 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,760 You gotta be back here at 7:30. 259 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,080 State of American politics special. 260 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,520 It´s mostly Dole and Clinton, but they´re featuring you, too. 261 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,640 Listen to the deal. It´II be five minutes. 262 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,320 Five minutes. Live, no delay. 263 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,240 What do you mean you don´t know? Be back at 7:30. 264 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,520 By the way, this thing of you driving yourself? 265 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:14,200 l´m surprised by how effective that is. 266 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,040 Jam? You´re not in a jam, Senator. 267 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,680 People are sick of all the baloney. 268 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:23,000 Safe? But I thought you didn´t want to play it safe. 269 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,840 This is not the time to be safe. 270 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:28,400 Where are you anyway, sir? Senator Bulworth? 271 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,040 Senator, l´m losing you, sir. Hello? 272 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:30,960 Senator, l´m losing you, sir. Hello? 273 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,600 Hello? 274 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,240 [Helicopter] 275 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,240 Senator Bulworth. 276 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,320 NINA: Wait here. 277 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,040 CYPRESS HILL RAPPING: Insane in the membrane 278 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,400 Insane in the brain 279 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:55,360 Insane in the membrane 280 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,000 Insane in the brain 281 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:00,000 NINA: Come on in. Come in. 282 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,440 [Children arguing] 283 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,840 NINA: Hey, y´all. 284 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,680 Hey! 285 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,760 This is Senator Jay Bulworth. 286 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,640 - Hold on, Steve. - Hi. 287 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,040 UNCLE TYRONE: Well, l´m Governor Tyrone Pickney... 288 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:19,000 and this here is Osgood, my Secretary of State... 289 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,120 and my Attorney General, Denisha. 290 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,320 NINA: Hey, Momma Doll... 291 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,600 we´re feeding the Senator. 292 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:24,760 Senator? 293 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,280 NINA: You´II have to take that suit off... 294 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,440 and get it cleaned before you go back on TV. 295 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,320 Marcus Garvey, get the man some pants. 296 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:32,480 Get him some pants. 297 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,640 How you doing? 298 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,800 TV ANNOUNCER: Bulworth unveiled a new strategy... 299 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,800 at a fundraising brunch earlier today... 300 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,360 which sources within the campaign said... 301 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,080 raised a million and a half dollars. 302 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,400 Major contributors were noncommittal when asked... 303 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,960 how they felt about Bulworth´s anti-business remarks. 304 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,280 Later, in a televised... 305 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:57,320 AUNT ALICE: Momma Doll is me and Tyrone´s mama. 306 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:59,920 Rafeeq there is Tyrone´s son by Vanetta. 307 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,520 She died in ´83. 308 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:06,120 MOMMA DOLL SINGING: I am the sheik of Araby 309 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,520 Your love belongs to me 310 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,200 AUNT HARRIET: Nina and Darnell´s mama passed. 311 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,880 She was the baby. 312 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:15,320 NINA: No, uh-uh. 313 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,280 l´m gonna tell this fool l´m going to the cleaners. 314 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,560 MOMMA DOLL SINGING: The lights are low 315 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:25,120 Between your legs l´II go 316 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,080 AUNT HARRIET: Stop playing with that food. 317 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,560 RAFEEQ: He ain´t doing no harm, Harriet, and if he is... 318 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,560 l´II be the one to tell him. 319 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,240 NINA: l´m going to check on the suit. 320 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,960 Taking too long. 321 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,560 RAFEEQ: Ain´t nobody talking to you. 322 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,720 Where you going? 323 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,600 Cleaners. 324 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,120 Oh. 325 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:58,400 How you like your greens, General... Senator? 326 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,600 JAY: I love collard greens. Love ´em. 327 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:01,960 That´s kale. 328 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Oh, kale. 329 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,560 CYPRESS HILL RAPPING: Insane in the membrane 330 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,440 Insane in the brain 331 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,760 Insane in the membrane 332 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,480 DAVERS: Not a peep. 333 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,960 Doctor says there´s no telling. 334 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,440 Davers, just wait there till he wakes up. 335 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,720 Where´d you say the cleaners was? 336 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,160 Two blocks down, one block over? 337 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,280 UNCLE DAVID: You´re going outside in this neighborhood? 338 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,520 CYPRESS HILL RAPPING: Insane in the membrane 339 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,560 Insane in the brain 340 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,200 Insane in the membrane 341 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,240 Went insane, got no brain 342 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,760 Insane in the membrane 343 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,120 Insane in the brain 344 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,440 Too much shit undercover 345 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,080 Now it´s time for the blubber, blabber 346 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,560 Watch that belly get fatter 347 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,720 Fat boy on a diet 348 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,640 Don´t try it, l´II jack your ass 349 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,320 Like a looter in a riot 350 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,760 My shit´s phat like a sumo 351 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,480 Slammin´ that ass, leaving your face in the grass 352 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:56,880 You know I don´t take a chulo lightly 353 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,480 Yo. 354 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,280 Hey, motherfucker, you buying? 355 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,720 You buying or what? 356 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,120 No. L´m going to the cleaners. 357 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,240 Fuck you. 358 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,320 Fuck me. 359 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,840 We´re doing business here, cracker. 360 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,080 Wouldn´t you rather have some ice cream? 361 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,880 l´m buying. 362 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,880 MOMMA DOLL: You let that man go out by hisself? 363 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,160 RAFEEQ: The man is grown. 364 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,680 I go out every day. If I can go, he can. 365 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,360 UNCLE TYRONE: A U.S. Senator should be OK... 366 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,280 among his own constituents. 367 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,200 [Rapping] 368 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,400 COP: Hey! 369 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,760 You little spooks find some extra cash today? 370 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,040 BO Y: Fuck you. 371 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,120 COP: You little black piece of shit. 372 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,280 Did you say ´´fuck you´´ to me? 373 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,680 BO Y: No, sir. 374 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,720 I said fuck your mama. 375 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,720 JAY: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 376 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:31,880 Come on. 377 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:37,600 Everybody freeze! Freeze! Freeze! 378 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:38,720 Nobody move! 379 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,800 Hey, you freeze! 380 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,880 COP: You chicken hawk faggot. Get on the ground... 381 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,360 or l´m going to blow your brains out! 382 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,480 JAY: Could I have your badge number? 383 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,960 COP: Kiss my ass, badge number! On the ground, right now! 384 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,880 JAY: I think you ought to give me your name. 385 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,160 COP: My name? Shut up! 386 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,960 Get on the ground and do it now! 387 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,160 - Mark. - Get down or you´re dead! 388 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,440 COP: Get down or l´m gonna blow your fuckin´ brains out! 389 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,440 Mark! No, no, no, Mark! 390 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,720 This is Jay Bulworth. 391 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,440 SECOND COP: This is Jay Bulworth, Mark. 392 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,800 It´s Senator Jay Bulworth. 393 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,720 - I don´t give a... - Senator? 394 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,640 - Senator Bulworth... - Shit! 395 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,800 This is my partner, Mark. 396 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:13,920 JAY: Hi, Mark. 397 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,080 [Jeers and laughter] 398 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,960 MARK: What the fuck is going on here? Sir. 399 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,760 If you get in your car, I won´t recognize you in a lineup. 400 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,600 And it´d be a good idea to say, ´´l´m sorry, ´´ huh? 401 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,400 Oh, man, I waited my whole life for this moment. 402 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,680 l´m... 403 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,800 sorry. 404 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,480 Say, ´´No problem, Officer. ´´ 405 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,440 BO Y: Oh, fuck your mama, you fuckin´ pig cocksucker. 406 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,360 JAY: That´s good enough. Take off. 407 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,160 BO Y: Stupid ass, huh? 408 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,200 [Jeers and laughter] 409 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,280 Wha... 410 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,280 BO Y: Oh, y´all, look. L.D. 411 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,120 SECOND BO Y: L.D.! Kickin´ ass, man. 412 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,240 You lookin´ for Nina? 413 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:58,040 BO Y: Open a can of whup ass! 414 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,160 CYPRESS HILL RAPPING: Insane in the brain 415 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,760 Insane in the membrane 416 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,680 Insane in the brain 417 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,120 Insane in the membrane 418 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:10,360 Insane, got no brain 419 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,000 Everything´s lined up, all perfect and in sync. 420 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,280 The guy stumbles over his dick into his greatest opportunity... 421 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,440 then decides he might not show up. 422 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,520 You might ask, ´´Why the fuck not? ´´ 423 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,880 [Imitates Jay] ´´I don´t want to talk about it. ´´ 424 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:25,560 You don´t wanna talk about it? You were on a fuckin´ roll. 425 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,800 PRESIDENT CLINTON: Our commitment... 426 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,480 to carry those enduring ideals with us... 427 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:31,320 will renew their promise in a new century... 428 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,960 and a new millennium. 429 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,080 We have got... 430 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,680 We´ve got to balance the federal budget. 431 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,920 FELDMAN: Wanna see me balance a spoon on my nose? 432 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:43,440 CLINTON: People who like government programs that... 433 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,960 Shit. 434 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,040 Where´s Nina? 435 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,000 L. D: Good lookin´ out on the shorties, you know? 436 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,040 It ain´t every day that a white man... 437 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,640 comes to rescue my little soldiers. 438 00:17:58,680 --> 00:17:59,720 I appreciate it, you know? 439 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:00,880 JAY: Little soldiers? 440 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:07,800 Uh, what... what exactly do you know about it? 441 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,360 Your ass live up in Beverly Hills somewhere, right? 442 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,560 I provide for these little brothers right here. 443 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,920 These little brothers is my first line of defense. 444 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,440 They my little eyes and ears. 445 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,720 Where´s Nina? 446 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,200 L. D: l´m givin´ them entry-level positions... 447 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,200 into the only growth-sector occupation... 448 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,640 truly open to them right now. 449 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,320 That´s the substance supply industry. 450 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,680 They gonna run this shit someday. 451 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,360 They gonna have the whole empire. 452 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,560 You don´t give a fuck about it. You greedy-ass politicians. 453 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,240 That´s what you tell me... 454 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,640 every time y´all vote to cut them school programs... 455 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,040 and vote to cut them funds to the job programs. 456 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:44,000 Fuck, how a man gonna handle his financial responsibilities... 457 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,240 workin´ at motherfuckin´ Burger King? 458 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,880 He ain´t. 459 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,800 And don´t start with the school shit. 460 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,560 They ain´t no education goin´ on up in that motherfucker. 461 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,200 Y´all motherfuckin´ politicians done fucked the shit up. 462 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,720 So what they gonna do? What a man supposed to do, then? 463 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,160 He gonna come to me, that´s what. 464 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,920 Why? ´Cause l´m a businessman. 465 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,880 As a businessman, you gotta limit your liabilities. 466 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,400 That´s what these shorties offer me... limited liabilities... 467 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,760 because of their limited vulnerability... 468 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,960 to legal sanctions. 469 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,640 It´s the same fuckin´ thing in politics, Dog. 470 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,400 You find an edge, you exploit it. 471 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,920 That´s why y´all sent them motherfuckin´ teenagers to Iraq. 472 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,920 Die over some motherfuckin´ oil money. 473 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,000 Send the motherfuckin´ CIA up in the ´hood... 474 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,080 with all the yayos. Slangin´ in the ´hood. 475 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,000 It´s the same shit in politics. 476 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,320 [Rapping] There´s a time when every homie 477 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,760 Got to risk his neck and fight 478 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,480 For the thing that he believe in 479 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,880 And he got to preach it right 480 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,080 If he don´t got shit to die for 481 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,440 And he´s ´fraid to shed the light 482 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,680 Then he ain´t got shit to live for, scumbag 483 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,360 Is that how white people rap? 484 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,880 ICE CUBE RAPPING: Goddamn, it´s a brand-new payback 485 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,520 But gangsta Mac, his drugs tested black 486 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,240 How many motherfuckers gotta pay? 487 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,200 Make sure before you fuck quick, duck quick 488 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,440 Dig? 489 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,320 ´Cause l´m the wrong nigger to fuck with 490 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,760 JAY: Last person in the world you wanna fuck with. 491 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,760 You gonna hang with this man? 492 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,360 After your mama´s life was ruined by a white man? 493 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,840 You know how I feel. 494 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,840 You been like a daddy, Tyrone, but I ain´t my mama. 495 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,320 I just hate seeing you get involved... 496 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,760 in what you gettin´ involved in. 497 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,920 You ain´t got no idea what l´m involved in. 498 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:25,440 [Stars and Stripes Forever plays] 499 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,680 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on American Politics Election Special... 500 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,360 Bill Clinton, Bob Dole... 501 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,320 Jay Bulworth, Alan Simpson... 502 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:34,360 Bill Bradley, Pat Buchanan, and Ross Perot. 503 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,040 All appearing live tonight... 504 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,800 on American Politics Election Special. 505 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,000 What do you think? 506 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,040 What do I think? 507 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,200 Hey, yo, L.D., that motherfucker took your car. 508 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,320 L. D: Dude took my car? 509 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,520 That shit is gone. 510 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,000 - Y´all go get everybody. - Come on, brother. 511 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,120 Let´s get on the news, baby. 512 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,560 ICE CUBE RAPPING: Like I said, it´s a brand-new payback 513 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,160 Now in ´91, let´s see who beats the jack 514 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,640 And watch the devil start kickin´ 515 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,440 Run around like a chicken 516 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,800 Grand Dragon, finger-lickin´ 517 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,640 Yo, turn him over with a spatula 518 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,520 Now we got Kentucky-fried cracker 519 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,600 Mess with the Cube you get cut quick, pig 520 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,840 ´Cause l´m the wrong nigger to fuck with 521 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,040 ´Cause l´m the wrong nigger to fuck with 522 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,800 WOMAN: Uh, excuse me, Bart... 523 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,840 do we have any idea where Bulworth is? 524 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,120 DIRECTOR: Give him two more minutes, Connie. 525 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,400 Irving, do we have Forbes and Buchanan both? 526 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,320 It´s about time that people started saying ´´Ebonics. ´´ 527 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,560 All right, great. 528 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,120 ICE CUBE RAPPING: ´Cause l´m the wrong nigger to fuck with 529 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,400 Don´t let me catch Daryl Gates in traffic 530 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,720 I got a habit, blow his cap backwards 531 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,200 I hope he wears his vest, too 532 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,480 And his dress blue 533 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,960 Goin´ up against a Zulu 534 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,760 Make him squirm like a jellyfish 535 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,960 Kick his ass till I smell his shit 536 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,520 Off with their head, off with their head I say 537 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,320 And watch the devil start kickin´ 538 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,560 ´Cause l´m the wrong nigger to fuck with 539 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,440 MURPHY: Excuse me, sir? 540 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,760 Senator Bulworth, is that you, sir? 541 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,960 Senator Bulworth? 542 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,080 Think you want a coat and tie? 543 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,920 JAY RAPPING: Hey, what´s happenin´, my man? 544 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,400 l´m gonna have to get that tan 545 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,560 DOLE: . . Strategy is to reflect every Republican theme... 546 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,560 DOLE: . . Strategy is to reflect every Republican theme... 547 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,600 while opposing every Republican reform. 548 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,960 And rather than contend for an agenda of his own... 549 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,440 MURPHY: I think it´s important for you to have longer pants. 550 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,200 As a matter of fact, the shorter pants... 551 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,080 have a certain, a certain urban youthful quality, sir. 552 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,840 The glasses are good, but I don´t... 553 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,240 I really wanna see your eyes. 554 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,800 The hat´s wonderful. Like the hat. 555 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,640 GARY: Budweiser on the blimp. 556 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,880 They´re selling ´´get drunk and fly around. ´´ 557 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,640 ANNOUNCER: The people at Fidelity Providence... 558 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,320 have been helping support and protect families... 559 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:47,360 for over 100 years. 560 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,120 Senator, the glasses... 561 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,440 That´s the style, isn´t it? That´s the style. 562 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,880 ANNOUNCER: . . By providing a variety of health plans... 563 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,520 life insurance policies... 564 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,760 real estate investments, not only for families... 565 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,120 but for the changing face of America. 566 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:03,120 You can trust Fidelity Providence with your future. 567 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,600 Welcome back. In our Los Angeles studio... 568 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,440 we have incumbent Democratic Senator... 569 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,240 Jay Bulworth of California. 570 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,400 Good evening, Senator. 571 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:15,000 Senator, why this new campaign style? 572 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,200 Why this new manner of dress and speech? 573 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,400 HOST: Your ethnic manner of speech, your... your clothes... 574 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,800 The use of obscenity. 575 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,240 Obscenity? 576 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,240 GARY: But, gee, my third cousin? 577 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,360 OK, he was. It´s true. On the playground... 578 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,760 and they´re tryin´ to get it above the rim. 579 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,960 I think it´s great. I like it better. 580 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,600 l´m not begrudging him that, are you? 581 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,720 Of course not. Of course l´m not. 582 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,880 [Rapping] The rich is gettin´ richer and richer and richer 583 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,960 While the middle class is gettin´ more poor 584 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,560 Just makin´ billions and billions and billions 585 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,120 And billions and billions and billions of bucks 586 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,440 Well, my friend 587 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,320 lf, uh, you weren´t already rich at the start 588 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,200 That... that... that situation sucks 589 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,120 ´Cause the... the richest motherfucker in five of us 590 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,240 Is gettin´ ninety-fuckin´ eight percent of it 591 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,600 And every other motherfucker in the world 592 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,080 Is left to wonder where the fuck we went with it 593 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,200 Obscenity? 594 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,360 l´m a senator 595 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,040 I gotta raise $10,000 a day every day l´m in Washington 596 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,400 I ain´t gettin´ it in South Central 597 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,160 l´m gettin´ it in Beverly Hills 598 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,560 So l´m votin´ in the Senate the way they want me to 599 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,560 and... and... and l´m sendin´ them my bills 600 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,680 But we got babies in South Central 601 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,240 dyin´ as young as they do in Peru 602 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,320 We got public schools that are nightmares 603 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,760 We got a Congress that ain´t got a clue 604 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,640 We got kids with submachine guns 605 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,120 We got militias throwing bombs 606 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,880 We got Bill just gettin´ all weepy 607 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,640 We got Newt blamin´ teenage moms 608 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,400 We have factories closin´ down 609 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,240 Where the hell did all the good jobs go? 610 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,720 Well, l´II tell you where they went 611 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,720 My contributors make more profits makin´, makin´, makin´ 612 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,000 Hirin´ kids in Mexico 613 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,960 Oh, brother can work in fast food 614 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,480 If he can´t invent computer games 615 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,000 But what we used to call America 616 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,280 That´s goin´ down the drains 617 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,640 How´s a young man gonna meet his financial responsibilities 618 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,000 Workin´ in a motherfuckin´ Burger King? He ain´t! 619 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,960 And please, don´t even start with that school shit 620 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,880 There ain´t no education goin´ on up in that motherfucker 621 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,080 Obscenity? 622 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,720 We got a million brothers in prison 623 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,440 I mean, the walls are really rockin´ 624 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,080 But you can bet your ass they´d all be out 625 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,880 If they could pay for Johnnie Cochran 626 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,800 The Constitution´s supposed to give them an equal chance 627 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,240 Well, that ain´t gonna happen for sure 628 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,400 Ain´t it time to take a little from the rich motherfucker 629 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,960 And just give a little to the poor? 630 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,560 I mean, those boys over there on the monitor 631 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,800 They want a government smaller and weak 632 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,560 But they be speaking for the richest 20 percent 633 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,400 When they pretendin´ they defendin´ the meek 634 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,920 Now, shit, fuck, cocksucker 635 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,080 That´s the real obscenity 636 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:29,920 Black folks livin´ with every day 637 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,200 Is tryin´ to believe a motherfuckin´ word 638 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,000 Democrats and Republicans say 639 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,440 Obscenity? 640 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,440 l´m Jay Billington Bulworth 641 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,920 And l´ve come to say 642 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,560 The Democratic party´s 643 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,480 Got some shit to pay 644 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,400 It´s gonna pay it in the ghetto 645 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,800 It´s gonna pay it in the... 646 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,840 Senator, are you saying that the Democratic party... 647 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,000 doesn´t care about the African-American community? 648 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,400 JAY: Isn´t that obvious? A lot of people think... 649 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,400 there are no black leaders today because they all got killed... 650 00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,080 but I think it´s the decimation of the manufacturing base... 651 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,200 in the urban centers. 652 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,600 Don´t you think so? 653 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,040 [Whispering] What do you think my age is? 654 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,480 DIRECTOR: He´s had his time. Flush ´im. 655 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,920 [Rapping] You know, the guy in the booth 656 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,400 Who´s talking to you in that tiny little earphone? 657 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,560 He´s afraid the guys at network gonna tell him he´s through 658 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,800 If he lets a guy keep talking like l´m talking to you 659 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,920 ´Cause the corporations got the networks 660 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,320 And they get to say who gets to talk about the country 661 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,440 And who´s crazy today 662 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,600 I would cut to a commercial if you still want this job 663 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,360 Because you may not be back tomorrow with this corporate mob 664 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,800 - Cut to a commercial - OK, flush ´em. 665 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,560 Cut to commercial, cut to commercial 666 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,800 Cut to commercial 667 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,440 OK, OK, I got a simple question 668 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,120 That l´d like to ask of this network 669 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,200 That pays you for performing your task 670 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,880 How come they got the airwaves? 671 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,400 They´re the people´s, aren´t they? 672 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,440 Wouldn´t they be worth 70 billion to the public today? 673 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,120 If some money-grubbin´ Congress 674 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,600 Didn´t give ´em away for big campaign money? 675 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,360 It´s hopeless, you see 676 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,280 If you runnin´ for office 677 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,800 Without no TV 678 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,920 If you don´t get big money 679 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,240 You get a defeat 680 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,760 Corporations and broadcasters make you dead meat 681 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,560 You been taught in this country there´s speech that is free 682 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,840 But free do not get you no spots on TV 683 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,720 If you want to have senators not on the take 684 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,640 Then give them free air time 685 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,400 They won´t have to fake 686 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,760 Telecommunications is the name of the beast 687 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,120 That, that, that, that... 688 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,560 That´s eatin´ up the world from the West to the East 689 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,360 The movies, the tabloids, TV, and magazines 690 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,880 They tell us what to think and do 691 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,120 And all our hopes and dreams 692 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,480 All this information makes America phat 693 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:21,960 But if the company´s out of the country 694 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,280 How American is that? 695 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,640 But we got Americans with families 696 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,800 Can´t even buy a meal 697 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,480 Ask a brother who´s been downsized 698 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,920 If he´s gettin´ any deal 699 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,320 Or a white boy bustin´ ass till they put him in his grave 700 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,560 He ain´t gotta be a black boy to be livin´ like a slave 701 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,160 Rich people have always stayed on top 702 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,840 By dividing white people from colored people 703 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,200 But white people got more in common with colored people 704 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,360 Than they do with rich people 705 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,080 We just got to eliminate them 706 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:47,000 - Eliminate? - Eliminate. 707 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,440 - Who, rich people? - White people. 708 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,400 - Damn! - Black people, too. 709 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,080 Brown people, yellow people. Get rid of ´em all. 710 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,520 All we need is a voluntary... 711 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,920 free-spirited, open-ended program... 712 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,280 of procreative racial deconstruction. 713 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,840 Everybody just gotta keep fuckin´ everybody... 714 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,000 till they´re all the same color. 715 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,440 Damn! 716 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,960 JAY: I think it... it´s gonna take a while, but, uh... 717 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,920 HOST: Thank you, Senator Bulworth. 718 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,120 We´II return with former Governor Lamar Alexander... 719 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,240 after this message. 720 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,200 [Rap music plays] 721 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,320 PUBLIC ENEMY RAPPING: Kill ´em live 722 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,400 - Kill - Kill ´em live 723 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,480 - Kill - Kill ´em live 724 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,040 - Kill - Kill ´em live 725 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,080 My man hits the body 726 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,760 Bustin´ caps and hardly misses 727 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,120 Call the taxi, makin´ sure that it records ya 728 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,920 For my midnight plane to Georgia 729 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,560 Agent double-O player, the life giver 730 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,200 The name William, Propaganda can´t gas 731 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,000 The last man standing 732 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,280 Assassinate all the planet 733 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,040 Give ´em crack, what you see is what you get 734 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,160 More stars to truck 735 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,800 21st-century Robin Hood 736 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,880 Against the politics of robbin´ ´hoods 737 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,000 Fought the government ´cause you know I would 738 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,960 ´Cause the FBl´s up to no good 739 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,520 Power to the people to cover their own trunk 740 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,320 Don´t end up like a street punk 741 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,480 - Kill - Kill ´em live 742 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,200 - Kill - Kill ´em live 743 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,880 - Kill - Kill ´em live 744 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,520 - Kill - Kill ´em live 745 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,640 Uh, kill ´em live 746 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,840 [Jay laughing] 747 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,800 [Laughter grows louder] 748 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,160 NINA: Bulworth? 749 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,960 I think you should get some sleep. 750 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,880 JAY: He´s... You gotta get away from him. 751 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,480 This guy´s a hitman. He´s got a gun. 752 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:53,640 MISSY: Shoot ´em together. 753 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,240 MISSY: Are you shooting them both? 754 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,160 Move over here and get ´em in a two-shot. 755 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,280 PHOTOGRAPHER: I already got one. 756 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,440 MISSY: This ain´t worth shit without a two-shot. 757 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,520 PHOTOGRAPHER: I got it. I got it. I got one. 758 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:05,880 MISSY: Yeah, yeah, like that. 759 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,920 Get back up over here. Here´s the picture. Right here. 760 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,080 You´re not getting the shot! 761 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,480 Damn it! You´re not getting the picture! 762 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,400 - She´s leaving. - I got ´em together. 763 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,400 - Stand over here! - Get off my case! 764 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,560 MISSY: l´m not on your case. Did you get the... 765 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,000 PHOTOGRAPHER: Of course I did. Two people. 766 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,160 [Yelling and arguing] 767 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,960 MISSY: l´m concerned you didn´t get the shot. 768 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,320 PHOTOGRAPHER: I got the shot! 769 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,440 PUBLIC ENEMY RAPPING: Kill ´em live 770 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,200 - Kill - Kill ´em live 771 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,640 - Kill - Kill ´em live 772 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,760 - Kill - Kill ´em live 773 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,320 Respect puts kids without a battle 774 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,000 Politicians assassinated 775 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,480 Rappers get shot 776 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,360 For the haves and the have-nots 777 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,840 The question we ask 778 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,840 Keeps the haves and the have-nots guessin´ 779 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,040 A new Smith and Wesson, Wesson, Wesson 780 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,320 JAY: It wasn´t the guy. 781 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,960 [Jet engine overhead] 782 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,080 Uh... 783 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,920 A few days ago, I made a deal with a guy... 784 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,320 for a lot of life insurance... 785 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,520 and then l, uh... 786 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,360 I paid a guy to hire a guy to get rid of me. 787 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,640 I tried to call it off... 788 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,600 but the guy I paid had a heart attack. 789 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,600 He´s in the hospital in a coma... 790 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,320 and there´s absolutely no way to contact whoever the guy is... 791 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,280 that he hired to do the job and tell him it´s off. 792 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,280 You know, there´s a lesson here... 793 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,880 which is never try to make life or death decisions... 794 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:31,200 when you´re... when you´re feelin´ suicidal... 795 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,400 because you... you can´t... 796 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,600 Vinnie´s too cheap to hire a hitman. 797 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,840 All I had to do was get you upstairs. 798 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,680 He was the one who was gonna push you off the balcony. 799 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,760 But I didn´t get you up there. 800 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,280 He said if I wanted the money, l´d have to do it myself. 801 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,680 NINA: Here. 802 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,200 I changed my mind. 803 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,640 JAY: Huh? 804 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,320 [Stammers] 805 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,560 What? 806 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,000 [Stammering] 807 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,400 [Rap music plays] 808 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,200 NINA: So... you get it? 809 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,400 Ain´t nobody gonna kill you. 810 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,080 You get it? 811 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,040 [Snores] 812 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,920 Jay? 813 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,160 [Snores] 814 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,800 [Snores] 815 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,120 REPORTER: Senator Jay Bulworth, elaborately costumed... 816 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,400 made no explanation or apologies... 817 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,600 for what seemed a much more casual and comfortable... 818 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,560 mode of dress and behavior. 819 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,960 JAY RAPPING: How´s a man gonna meet his responsibilities... 820 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,480 workin´ in a mother [bleep] Burger King? 821 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,000 He ain´t! And please don´t even start with that school [bleep] 822 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,720 Ain´t no education going on up in that mother [bleep] 823 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:10,840 [Rapping] 824 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,160 JAY: Obscenity? L´m a senator. 825 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,320 - You guys shut up. - Brothers in prisons. 826 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,520 I mean, the walls are really rockin´ 827 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,760 Shut up, Tony! 828 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,160 JAY: . . If they could pay for Johnny Cochran 829 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,280 MURPHY: This morning... 830 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,000 the Senator´s conferring with top advisors. 831 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,200 Yes, I know l´m a top advisor, and guess what? 832 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,600 l´II be conferring with him, too. Good morning. 833 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,000 Hi, Sandy. Of course I know where he is. Advisors. 834 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,280 He´s conferring with advisors. 835 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,520 Yeah. OK. Bye. 836 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,360 Where the fuck is he? 837 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,320 TV REPORTER: And now the nation´s attention... 838 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,840 is focused on California... 839 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,440 with its last day of heated campaigning... 840 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,800 before going to the polls tomorrow. 841 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,640 In the Democratic Senatorial race... 842 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,320 challenger Hugh Weldie began campaigning early today... 843 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,720 in the San Joaquin Valley. 844 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,680 His opponent, Senator Jay Bulworth... 845 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,680 is said to be meeting with top advisors. 846 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,040 JAY RAPPING: Call it single payer or Canadian way 847 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,920 Only socialized medicine will ever save the day 848 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,200 Come on now, let me hear that dirty word 849 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,800 Socialism! 850 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,120 TV REPORTER: Where is Senator Jay Bulworth? 851 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,000 SECOND REPORTER: Where is Senator Jay Bulworth? 852 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,880 THIRD REPORTER: Where is Senator Jay Bulworth? 853 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,280 As the Bulworth campaign heads into its final moments... 854 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,600 before tomorrow´s primary... 855 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,560 it appears to have decided to keep its candidate under wraps. 856 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,920 JAY RAPPING: The real obscenity 857 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,880 Black folks livin´ with every day 858 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,840 Is tryin´ to believe a mother [bleep] word 859 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,480 Democrats and Republicans say 860 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,160 Obscenity? 861 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,040 l´m Jay Billington Bulworth 862 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,160 FELDMAN: Call the police? 863 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,200 MURPHY: Think an APB on the Senator election night... 864 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,000 is the kind of press we´re looking for? 865 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,080 TV REPORTER: Where is Senator Jay Bulworth? 866 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,800 SECOND REPORTER: Where is Senator Jay Bulworth? 867 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,600 REPORTER: Where is Senator Jay Bulworth? 868 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,600 That´s the question everybody is asking... 869 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:41,720 this election day after the Senator... 870 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:45,160 astonished the political establishment yesterday... 871 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,680 by making no appearances. 872 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,200 Bulworth Campaign Chief Dennis Murphy said... 873 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,880 the Senator was behind closed doors... 874 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,720 and would probably meet with the press later today. 875 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,120 TV REPORTER: Good evening. It´s California primary night. 876 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,280 The polls have closed... 877 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,120 and nobody´s seen anything quite like it. 878 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,120 The big surprise is Senator Jay Bulworth. 879 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,840 Bulworth appears not only to have won... 880 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,840 the Democratic Senatorial nomination... 881 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,120 with a whopping 71% of the vote... 882 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,600 he´s received 15% of the Democratic vote... 883 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:13,080 and 8% of the Republican vote as a write-in for president. 884 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,200 Bear in mind, Bulworth has never expressed interest... 885 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,400 in running for president. 886 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,680 Political analysts from the Bay Area to the Beltway... 887 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,320 are scratching their heads in wonder... 888 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,880 over this unprecedented turn of events. 889 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,240 CHERYL: No, Nina´s no idiot. 890 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,520 If she was tryin´ to hide the Senator... 891 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,720 then she´d just... 892 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,600 What? If she were gonna hide the Senator, what? 893 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,680 - Is he still sleepin´? - Still sleepin´. 894 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:39,840 REPORTER: . . Into the house and find out if he is here. 895 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,240 Feldman. Feldman. 896 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,560 TV REPORTER: Now, this is a most unusual situation. 897 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,120 BO Y: Hey, L.D. 898 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,400 You got customers, man. 899 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,800 TV REPORTER: Nobody seems to have seen him. 900 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,920 BO Y: L.D., man, come on. 901 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:58,080 Ahem. What´s up? 902 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,720 UNCLE TYRONE: The house looks good, Momma Doll. 903 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,840 [Doorbell rings] 904 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:02,920 MOMMA DOLL: They can´t see the flowers. 905 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,800 UNCLE TYRONE: Can´t show ´em in a close-up. 906 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,400 MOMMA DOLL: Why don´t they show my flowers? 907 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,720 MURPHY: Hey, man, um... 908 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,080 it´s very important that I speak with Senator Bulworth, sir. 909 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,200 Is... is he here? 910 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:14,000 UNCLE TYRONE: Would you mind waiting in the street? 911 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,960 l... I can´t wait in the street. Um, uh, l´m totally cool. 912 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,520 l´m the Senator´s chief of staff. 913 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,240 l´m not a member of the press, and so... 914 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,160 Momma Doll said don´t mess up her flowers. 915 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,440 REPORTER: Seems to be an impromptu powwow. 916 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,040 Maybe we can get some information. 917 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,800 You know when we might expect a statement from the Senator? 918 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,040 MURPHY: Very, very shortly, I promise you. 919 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,000 MISSY: Murphy, Murphy. It is worse than arrogance. 920 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,960 It´s contempt. It´s contempt for the press. 921 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,560 He´s been missing two days. Who do we call, Robert Stack? 922 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,800 What possible explanation could possibly satisfy me? 923 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,320 None. Is he in that house? 924 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,920 UNCLE TYRONE: Uh-oh, think we got a problem. 925 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,160 [Doorbell rings] AUNT ALICE: He still sleepin´? 926 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,480 TV REPORTER: The group of Bulworth Democrats... 927 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,760 agreed on one thing... 928 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,320 Leading is more important than winning. 929 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,240 SECOND REPORTER: Jonathan, if you´d pan over here... 930 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,720 NINA: Just sit tight. 931 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,240 SECOND REPORTER: Clearly everyone is tight-lipped here. 932 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,160 It´s still a mystery as to what is going on in this house. 933 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,480 We are in South Central Los Angeles. 934 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,520 UNCLE DAVID: What´s up, L.D.? 935 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,520 L. D: This brother owes me money. 936 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,880 - You gonna get your money. - I don´t want it no more. 937 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,160 - What? - He don´t want the money. 938 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,440 L. D: Look at me, D. 939 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,080 Look at me, brother. 940 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,640 You gonna work it off. 941 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,680 NINA: Work it off? What´s he gonna be doin´? 942 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,640 L. D: We got some things we need to do... 943 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,200 and you´re gonna help me do ´em. 944 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:26,240 And if you don´t help me do ´em, Darnell... 945 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,360 Come here, Snag. 946 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,480 Look here, I got a reputation to protect... 947 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,600 you understand that? 948 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,680 So you´re gonna have to wear these casts right here. 949 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:34,720 And you got a choice whether we break your legs. 950 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,000 Now if you´re down with us... 951 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,040 we´II let you wear them casts without breakin´ your legs. 952 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,600 ´Cause l´m gonna flip this whole power shit a different way. 953 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,520 And for the sake of your pretty little daughter right here... 954 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,680 I hope you make... 955 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,320 TV REPORTER: In recent days he has not been seen. 956 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,200 This is one of the biggest days of his political life. 957 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,600 - Hi. - Hi. 958 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,840 Good sleep? 959 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,920 Yes, I had a very good sleep, thank you. 960 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,000 It´s good to see you. How are you? Good to see you. 961 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,920 - How you doin´, Senator? - Very well, thank you. 962 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,440 You got a very comfortable guest room out there. 963 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,880 You´ve been very kind. Good to see you. 964 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,000 UNCLE TYRONE: They been talkin´ about you on TV. 965 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,160 JAY: Have they? Could I borrow the telephone a second? 966 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,640 Think l´m late at my headquarters. 967 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:12,000 - Oh, sure. - I can´t thank you enough. 968 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,440 I only hope I can reciprocate. 969 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,160 MOMMA DOLL: You wanna stay for supper? We got kale. 970 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,560 UNCLE TYRONE: He likes collard greens, not kale. 971 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,880 MOMMA DOLL: He like kale. 972 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,680 He thinks they´re collard greens. 973 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,480 L. D: Hey, Senator, congratulations. 974 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:27,280 Oh, hey, we met not that long ago at your office. 975 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,680 Yeah, at my office. 976 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,600 - Good to see you, l... - Senator? 977 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,440 MURPHY: Senator Bulworth? Is this great? This is great. 978 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,320 Congratula... What are you wearing, sir? 979 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,240 - What do you mean? - Get into the old clothes. 980 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:39,760 The numbers on this thing are astounding. 981 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,880 - The clothes are part of it. - I don´t think so. 982 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,120 MURPHY: Not just the clothes. But they´re a part. 983 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,680 I have a 14-state strategy where you run as an independent. 984 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:50,120 REPORTER: Have you seen the Senator this evening? 985 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,640 L. D: We got to take advantage of this crazy motherfucker. 986 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,560 You gotta decide now. 987 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,520 - You with it? - L´m down. 988 00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,000 MURPHY: They can take that two ways. 989 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,280 TANYA: Aah! 990 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,560 How ´bout that write-in vote? 991 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,400 Are we runnin´ for president or what? 992 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,000 CHERYL: You´re my nigger! You won! I love you. 993 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,880 I love you right now so much, I swear to God. 994 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,000 TANYA: Don´t swear. 995 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,840 CHERYL: l´m mean, you know... 996 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,320 MURPHY: Plant that thought in their heads. 997 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:16,800 If we take the Santa Monica... 998 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,960 we´II be at the Beverly Wilshire in 23 minutes, make ´´Nightline. ´´ 999 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,880 - Olympic´s better. - It is not better. 1000 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,240 MURPHY: We´re taking Santa Monica and dump the limo. 1001 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,160 - Find an old car. - The limo´s paid for. 1002 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,240 - We´re an insurgent campaign. - L´ve got a taxi outside. 1003 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,360 MURPHY: Taxi´s a good idea. 1004 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,520 TANYA: Yo, your boy Macavoy really been lookin´ out for you. 1005 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,040 DAVERS: Oh, man of the hour! Ha ha. 1006 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,160 - How are you feelin´? - Pretty good, thanks. 1007 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,640 DAVERS: You´re back in the chips, Senator. 1008 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:37,840 MURPHY: You moron. 1009 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,520 DAVERS: Come on, they´re waitin´ for us. 1010 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:40,880 MURPHY: Sir, Senator, um... 1011 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,960 when you get outside, I think you just say, um... 1012 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,040 CHERYL AND TANYA: Oh, Bulworth is the man! 1013 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,880 Oh, Bulworth is the man! 1014 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,520 MURPHY: Just say, ´´Our fight is just beginning. ´´ 1015 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,560 A couple questions, then off to the hotel. 1016 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,160 MOMMA DOLL: l´m a Bulworth Democrat, too. 1017 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,080 JAY: Are you comin´ or not? 1018 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,200 TV REPORTER: Really an important day... 1019 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,320 in the political life of Senator Bulworth. 1020 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,240 MURPHY: Senator Bulworth will be out momentarily. 1021 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,440 He will make a brief statement and then take your questions. 1022 00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,320 TV REPORTER: Victory speech. We´II see Bulworth´s reaction... 1023 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,320 to this incredible primary election. 1024 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,960 We naturally would like to know... 1025 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,200 what his response is. 1026 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:21,360 This was an overwhelming margin of victory. 1027 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,320 Is there an explanation for his erratic behavior... 1028 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:27,480 in the last few days? 1029 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,120 REPORTER: Murphy. Murphy. 1030 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,040 [Reporters all talk at once] 1031 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,640 MISSY: Senator Bulworth, have you committed adultery? 1032 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:53,920 [Reporters shout questions simultaneously] 1033 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,200 REPORTER: Have you been able to get airtime, Senator? 1034 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,720 CHERYL: Yo, Nina! 1035 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,640 Why you lookin´ like you never seen this before? 1036 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,520 JAY: Let me ask you... why did you do that? 1037 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,080 - Do what? - You just sat there. 1038 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,760 What was I supposed to do? 1039 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,400 You just sat, and you made me feel insecure. 1040 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,520 - I made you feel insecure? - Of course. 1041 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,760 - Why´d I make you feel insecure? - Are you kidding? 1042 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,160 First, l´m too old for you. 1043 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,000 - And, also, you know, l... - And what? 1044 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,960 - L´m white. - You´re white? 1045 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,120 Yeah. 1046 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,560 You´re insecure ´cause you´re white? 1047 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,000 Yes. You just sat there. 1048 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,920 Oh, come on, Bulworth. 1049 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,800 You know you´re my nigger. 1050 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,320 [Cheers from the crowd] 1051 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,880 Ah, baby! 1052 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,760 For my man see on the inside the outside. 1053 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,400 MOMMA DOLL: The party´s gettin´ rough... 1054 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,280 and l´m goin´ home soon as I find my panties. 1055 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,360 [Gunshot] 1056 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,400 L. D: Stay in the car, Nina. 1057 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,840 Snag, come here, man. Get back. Stay in the car, Nina. 1058 00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,520 Where´d that shot come from, man? 1059 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,120 RAPPER: A fuckin´ holiday 1060 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,680 Every day is a holiday 1061 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,600 Another motherfuckin´ dollar day 1062 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:13,920 Every day is a holiday 1063 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,040 Holiday 1064 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,480 Another motherfuckin´ dollar day 1065 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,600 Every day is a holiday 1066 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:23,160 Another motherfuckin´ dollar day 1067 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,280 RASTAMAN: Hold on! 1068 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,000 We don´t need no more ghosts. We need a song. 1069 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,400 You got to sing, Bulworth. 1070 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,560 You can´t be no ghost. 1071 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,640 But you got to be a spirit, Bulworth. 1072 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,080 You got to be a spirit! 1073 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:38,120 And the spirit will not descend without song. 1074 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,400 We need a spirit, Bulworth... 1075 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:46,680 not a ghost! Not a ghost! 1076 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:50,240 Come on, Bulworth. 1077 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:08,160 You got to be a spirit. 1078 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,080 You can´t be no ghost. 1079 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,720 [´´Washington Post´´ plays] 1080 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,640 RAPPER: Y´all deaf, dumb, and blind 1081 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:21,960 Before the whites got us all 1082 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,280 Into white collar crime 1083 00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,040 Behind suits and clean shaves 1084 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,640 I can use and abuse ´em 1085 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,080 Choose ´em as slaves 1086 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:31,080 I see jobs as plantations 1087 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,600 I robbed the damn nations 1088 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,920 So I can live in luxury 1089 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,280 You fucks with me, you buried in the dirt 1090 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,560 And l´m gonna throw in the tux for free 1091 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,000 It´s insane what´s in there, can´t get enough said 1092 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,280 Action´s on and we get jail from that 1093 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,120 But on the way down from the depths of hell 1094 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,400 You gonna meet in the grass, oh, it´s psycho black 1095 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,880 Like my nigger Jack Frost 1096 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,920 My eyes is sore from bein´ a senator 1097 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,320 Behind closed doors, hittin´ truth to the sea floor 1098 00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,480 The rich go north, ignore the tug of war 1099 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,120 While the kids are poor, open new and better drug stores 1100 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,720 So I became hard-core, couldn´t take it no more 1101 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,040 l´m gonna reveal everything, change the law 1102 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,920 I find myself walkin´ the streets 1103 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,960 Trying to find what´s really goin´ on 1104 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,360 Ghetto superstar 1105 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,840 That is what you are 1106 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,880 Comin´ from afar 1107 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,120 Reachin´ for the stars 1108 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,920 Run away with me 1109 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,760 To another place 1110 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,680 We can rely on each other 1111 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:27,760 Uh-huh 1112 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,400 From one corner to another 1113 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,360 Uh-huh 1114 00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:00,000 [Vocalizing] 1115 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,760 [Rapping] How come, How come 1116 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,640 [Vocalizing] 1117 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,680 - Kill - Kill ´em live 1118 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,760 - Kill - Kill ´em live 1119 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,600 My man hits the body, busting caps and hardly misses 1120 00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,320 Call the taxi 1121 00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,400 Makin´ sure that it records ya for my midnight plane to Georgia 1122 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,840 Agent double-O player 1123 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,280 The life giver 1124 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,520 The name William 1125 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,960 Propaganda can´t gas the last man standin´ 1126 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,600 Assassinate all the planet 1127 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,480 Get wrecked, what you see is what you get 1128 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,360 More stars to truck 1129 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,600 21st-century Robin Hood 1130 00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,240 Against the politics of robbin´ ´hoods 1131 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,520 Fought the government ´cause you know that I would 1132 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,800 The FBl´s up to no good 1133 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,120 And power to the people