1
00:00:44,007 --> 00:00:45,406 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
HOST: Okay, you ready for this?
2
00:00:45,487 --> 00:00:47,364 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
CONTESTANT: As ever.
HOST: Let's do it.
3
00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:50,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
4
00:00:52,127 --> 00:00:55,085 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Who wrote the phrase "No man is an island"?
5
00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:59,041 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
John Donne? John Milton?
6
00:00:59,687 --> 00:01:01,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
John F. Kennedy?
7
00:01:01,727 --> 00:01:03,718 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Jon Bon Jovi?
8
00:01:04,287 --> 00:01:06,437 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Jon Bon Jovi. Too easy.
9
00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:10,564 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And, if I may say so,
a complete load of bollocks.
10
00:01:11,607 --> 00:01:14,041 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
In my opinion, all men are islands.
11
00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:18,165 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And what's more, now's the time to be one.
12
00:01:18,247 --> 00:01:20,078 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This is an island age.
13
00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:23,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A hundred years ago,
you had to depend on other people.
14
00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:26,045 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No one had TV or CDs or DVDs or videos...
15
00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:27,765 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... or home espresso makers.
16
00:01:27,847 --> 00:01:29,678 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Actually, they didn't have anything cool.
17
00:01:29,767 --> 00:01:30,722 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Whereas now, you see...
18
00:01:30,807 --> 00:01:33,241 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... you can make yourself a little island paradise.
19
00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:36,046 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
With the right supplies and the right attitude...
20
00:01:36,127 --> 00:01:38,925 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... you can be sun-drenched, tropical, a magnet...
21
00:01:39,007 --> 00:01:41,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... for young Swedish tourists.
22
00:01:41,407 --> 00:01:44,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ANSWERING MACHINE: Hi, it's Kristina.
I haven't heard from you.
23
00:01:44,567 --> 00:01:48,276 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I had a great time last weekend.
So give me a call, okay? 'Bye.
24
00:01:48,367 --> 00:01:52,326 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: And I like to think that perhaps
I am that kind of island.
25
00:01:52,647 --> 00:01:55,115 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I like to think I'm pretty cool.
26
00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,803 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I like to think I'm Ibiza.
27
00:01:57,887 --> 00:02:00,481 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Happy, light, instrumental rock music]
28
00:02:05,727 --> 00:02:08,480 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: There were people who had
a good time in life.
29
00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:11,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I was beginning to realize I wasn't one of them.
30
00:02:11,567 --> 00:02:13,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I just didn't fit.
31
00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,085 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I didn't fit at my old school.
32
00:02:15,167 --> 00:02:17,806 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I definitely didn't fit at my new one.
33
00:02:19,087 --> 00:02:21,920 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I heard that some kids
got taught by their parents at home.
34
00:02:22,007 --> 00:02:24,475 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Mum couldn't do that,
unless I paid her to teach me.
35
00:02:24,567 --> 00:02:27,525 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Because it was just her and me.
And she went to work.
36
00:02:27,687 --> 00:02:29,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She made �400 a week.
37
00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:31,677 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Where was I gonna get that kind of money from?
38
00:02:31,767 --> 00:02:34,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Maybe if I was like that movie kid,
Haley Joel Osment...
39
00:02:34,767 --> 00:02:36,325 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... I could pay her that much.
40
00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:38,841 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But if that meant being good at drama, forget it.
41
00:02:38,927 --> 00:02:40,121 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I was crap at drama.
42
00:02:40,207 --> 00:02:42,482 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
'Cause I hated standing up in front of people.
43
00:02:42,567 --> 00:02:45,081 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So, basically, I had to go to school.
44
00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,561 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Light, upbeat instrumental piano music]
45
00:02:53,287 --> 00:02:55,278 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Music becomes livelier]
46
00:02:57,487 --> 00:02:59,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Car lock beep]
47
00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:01,761 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: The sad fact is that,
like any island dweller...
48
00:03:01,847 --> 00:03:05,522 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... from time to time I had to visit the mainland.
49
00:03:13,647 --> 00:03:16,764 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
CHRISTINE: This is lmogene.
You can hold her if you like.
50
00:03:16,847 --> 00:03:20,442 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's... Well, okay.
51
00:03:22,207 --> 00:03:25,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah. Got her. Lovely.
52
00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:31,319 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, she's delightful, isn't she?
53
00:03:31,847 --> 00:03:33,565 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I know. Isn't she?
54
00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,958 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To tell the truth,
I'm being crap with her.
55
00:03:39,047 --> 00:03:41,197 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You better take her back.
56
00:03:43,047 --> 00:03:46,005 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
CHRISTINE: She could've been yours
if you got your act together.
57
00:03:46,087 --> 00:03:48,078 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Just think of that, yeah.
58
00:03:48,447 --> 00:03:51,996 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So, the place is looking really nice.
59
00:03:52,167 --> 00:03:54,044 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
JOHN: Barney, Barney, Barney.
60
00:03:54,127 --> 00:03:56,243 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Say hello to Will, Barney.
61
00:03:57,047 --> 00:03:59,083 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Here we go. It's the Antichrist.
62
00:03:59,167 --> 00:04:01,601 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hello, Barney. How are you?
63
00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:05,363 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- He's lovely.
- Yeah.
64
00:04:06,127 --> 00:04:09,278 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And what about you, Will?
Any desire for a family of your own yet?
65
00:04:09,367 --> 00:04:11,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I'd rather eat Barney's nappies.
66
00:04:11,127 --> 00:04:13,322 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Not really. I'm sort of all right as I am.
67
00:04:13,407 --> 00:04:14,920 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Please, Will.
68
00:04:15,007 --> 00:04:17,521 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What does that mean? "Please" what?
69
00:04:17,607 --> 00:04:18,801 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Look at yourself.
70
00:04:18,887 --> 00:04:22,243 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're 38 and you've never had a job...
71
00:04:22,327 --> 00:04:25,205 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...or a relationship
that lasted longer than two months.
72
00:04:25,287 --> 00:04:26,959 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I wouldn't exactly say you were okay.
73
00:04:27,047 --> 00:04:30,198 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I mean, I would say you were a disaster.
74
00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:33,565 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I mean, what is the point of your life?
75
00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:34,842 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Bloody hell.
76
00:04:34,927 --> 00:04:37,487 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're right.
There's probably no point to my life...
77
00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:39,717 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...but thank you for bringing it up.
78
00:04:40,407 --> 00:04:44,844 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The reason we wanted you to come here today
was we wanted to ask you...
79
00:04:46,367 --> 00:04:49,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...how would you like to be
lmogene's godfather?
80
00:04:51,007 --> 00:04:52,918 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Seriously?
CHRISTINE: Seriously.
81
00:04:54,247 --> 00:04:56,807 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Listen, I'm really, really touched.
82
00:04:56,887 --> 00:04:58,878 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But you must be joking.
83
00:04:59,727 --> 00:05:02,878 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I couldn't possibly think
of a worse godfather for Imogene.
84
00:05:02,967 --> 00:05:05,435 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You know me.
I'll drop her at her christening.
85
00:05:05,527 --> 00:05:09,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'll forget her birthdays until her 18th,
when I'll take her out and get her drunk...
86
00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:12,998 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and possibly, let's face it,
you know, try and shag her.
87
00:05:15,407 --> 00:05:18,444 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I mean, seriously, it's a very, very bad choice.
88
00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:21,564 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We know, I just thought you had hidden depths.
89
00:05:21,727 --> 00:05:24,560 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No. No. You've always had that wrong.
90
00:05:24,647 --> 00:05:26,319 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I really am this shallow.
91
00:05:26,407 --> 00:05:28,204 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Soft guitar music]
92
00:05:28,487 --> 00:05:30,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Here we are.
93
00:05:31,367 --> 00:05:35,121 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You know you don't have to walk me
to school anymore now, Mum.
94
00:05:35,207 --> 00:05:36,925 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I know the way now.
95
00:05:37,247 --> 00:05:40,000 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But what if I like walking you to school?
96
00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:46,276 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Right.
97
00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:48,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Who are you?
98
00:05:48,407 --> 00:05:49,442 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm me.
99
00:05:49,527 --> 00:05:51,324 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And what are you not?
100
00:05:51,487 --> 00:05:52,363 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A sheep.
101
00:05:52,447 --> 00:05:54,483 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Right. And what does a sheep go?
102
00:05:54,567 --> 00:05:56,558 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Baaing like a sheep, laughing]
103
00:05:57,047 --> 00:05:59,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Kids chattering in background]
104
00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:05,482 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus?
105
00:06:08,647 --> 00:06:10,160 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I love you.
106
00:06:11,527 --> 00:06:12,562 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Look.
107
00:06:13,327 --> 00:06:14,601 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I love you, too.
108
00:06:14,687 --> 00:06:16,678 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Soft guitar music]
109
00:06:23,087 --> 00:06:24,918 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"I love you, Marcus! "
110
00:06:25,007 --> 00:06:27,202 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Kids repeat "I love you"]
111
00:06:28,447 --> 00:06:29,516 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
KID: "Love you! "
112
00:06:30,407 --> 00:06:31,840 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Look at him!
113
00:06:33,687 --> 00:06:35,678 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Music becomes livelier]
114
00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:38,402 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: While I couldn't accept the offer...
115
00:06:38,487 --> 00:06:40,398 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... to become their child's godfather...
116
00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:45,083 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... I did allow them to set me up with Angie,
a rather beautiful coworker of Christine's.
117
00:06:45,247 --> 00:06:48,637 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They had, however, being them,
neglected to tell me one thing.
118
00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:52,045 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There's something you don't know about me.
119
00:06:52,767 --> 00:06:53,882 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah?
120
00:06:55,127 --> 00:06:58,085 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Something exciting?
121
00:06:58,167 --> 00:06:59,759 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Angie giggles]
122
00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:01,879 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I think so, yes.
123
00:07:02,967 --> 00:07:04,923 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I have a 3-year-old boy.
124
00:07:06,767 --> 00:07:10,601 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I wanted to throw the napkin on the floor,
push over the table and run.
125
00:07:10,767 --> 00:07:13,361 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Brilliant. I love kids.
126
00:07:14,247 --> 00:07:17,603 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah. I like messing about with them.
127
00:07:17,727 --> 00:07:19,365 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Doing kid things.
128
00:07:19,567 --> 00:07:22,559 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'd have been disappointed
if you didn't have a child.
129
00:07:22,687 --> 00:07:24,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why do you say that?
130
00:07:24,647 --> 00:07:26,160 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: God knows.
131
00:07:26,607 --> 00:07:29,565 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Mainly because it sounded smooth and winning.
132
00:07:30,087 --> 00:07:34,922 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Because I love kids so much. They're so lovely.
133
00:07:36,047 --> 00:07:39,005 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: What in God's name are you saying,
you idiot?
134
00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:42,116 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She can't be buying this rubbish.
135
00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,878 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But she did buy my rubbish.
136
00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,437 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And for the next few weeks
I was suddenly Will the Good Guy.
137
00:07:50,527 --> 00:07:53,405 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Her kid took to me,
mainly because on our first meeting...
138
00:07:53,487 --> 00:07:56,763 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... I took him to the zoo
and held him upside down by his ankles.
139
00:07:56,847 --> 00:07:59,281 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I wish relationships
with proper humans were that easy.
140
00:07:59,367 --> 00:08:01,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You know, you are brilliant.
141
00:08:01,127 --> 00:08:03,322 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I came to realize that with single mums...
142
00:08:03,407 --> 00:08:05,477 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... particularly ones who'd been badly treated...
143
00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:11,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... and eventually abandoned by the father
of their children, you became by comparison...
144
00:08:11,127 --> 00:08:13,277 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You are a wonderful person.
145
00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:16,087 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, I'm not.
146
00:08:16,207 --> 00:08:18,596 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: But it was hard
to be wonderful all the time.
147
00:08:18,687 --> 00:08:23,124 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Eventually I began to wonder whether
Angie was exactly what I was looking for.
148
00:08:23,327 --> 00:08:27,639 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
For instance, she was late for the new IMAX
movie because the babysitter hadn't turned up.
149
00:08:27,727 --> 00:08:29,797 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ANGIE: I'm so sorry.
WILL: It's all right.
150
00:08:29,887 --> 00:08:31,081 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: That pissed me off.
151
00:08:31,167 --> 00:08:32,122 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- You okay?
- Yes.
152
00:08:32,407 --> 00:08:34,159 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: And there were deeper problems.
153
00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:38,286 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She couldn't stay at my place,
and she didn't have a DVD, or satellite or cable.
154
00:08:38,367 --> 00:08:42,519 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So we were always stuck watching some crap
made-for-TV movie about a kid with leukemia.
155
00:08:42,607 --> 00:08:45,167 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
TV DOCTOR: I'm afraid there's nothing
we can do.
156
00:08:45,247 --> 00:08:48,444 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
TV MOTHER: God! No! Please, please, no!
157
00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:50,645 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I was going to have to end it.
158
00:08:50,727 --> 00:08:52,285 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But having been Will the Good Guy...
159
00:08:52,367 --> 00:08:56,997 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... I didn't relish going back to my role of Will
the Unreliable, Emotionally-stunted Asshole.
160
00:08:57,087 --> 00:08:58,156 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
EX: I'm sorry?
161
00:08:58,367 --> 00:09:01,245 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're breaking up with me? You...
162
00:09:01,327 --> 00:09:03,636 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...self-centered bastard.
163
00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:07,876 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I can't believe I've wasted all this time with you!
164
00:09:08,207 --> 00:09:12,325 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You useless, superficial loser.
165
00:09:18,247 --> 00:09:19,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ANGIE: Will...
166
00:09:19,327 --> 00:09:21,124 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Then something magical happened.
167
00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:22,401 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm sorry.
168
00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:27,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm not sure this is working out. It's not you.
169
00:09:27,807 --> 00:09:31,277 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You've been great. It's me.
170
00:09:32,127 --> 00:09:35,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Well, my situation with Louie and his dad.
171
00:09:35,767 --> 00:09:39,555 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm not ready to launch into a relationship
with anybody new.
172
00:09:46,967 --> 00:09:48,923 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah.
173
00:09:49,367 --> 00:09:50,800 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm so sorry.
174
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,724 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I think I understand.
175
00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:59,484 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're a wonderful man, Will.
176
00:10:02,327 --> 00:10:05,842 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I'd never watched a woman
cry without feeling responsible before.
177
00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:09,243 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She even wanted me to forgive her.
It felt amazing.
178
00:10:09,327 --> 00:10:13,115 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Listen, you don't have anything
to feel sorry about. Really.
179
00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:17,322 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: So that was the end of Angie,
but the beginning of a whole new thing.
180
00:10:17,407 --> 00:10:18,396 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Single mums.
181
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,842 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why hadn't anyone told me about them before?
182
00:10:20,927 --> 00:10:24,761 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Passionate sex, a lot of ego massage
and a guilt-free parting.
183
00:10:24,847 --> 00:10:28,965 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There must be thousands, just waiting
for a nice guy to sleep with and break up with.
184
00:10:29,047 --> 00:10:31,959 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Fabulous, sexy, gorgeous single mums.
185
00:10:34,847 --> 00:10:36,678 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Can I have Cocoa Puffs?
186
00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:38,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, it's not Sunday.
187
00:10:38,527 --> 00:10:41,519 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: The crying had started again.
And it scared me...
188
00:10:42,927 --> 00:10:44,519 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... 'cause now it was in the mornings.
189
00:10:44,607 --> 00:10:46,484 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She'd never done that before.
190
00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:52,365 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I couldn't figure it out. Nobody was dead.
191
00:10:52,847 --> 00:10:56,886 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She had a job as a music therapist,
which is kind of a teacher for sick kids.
192
00:10:57,167 --> 00:10:59,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So there was enough money
for food and everything.
193
00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:01,205 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Should I get my own breakfast?
194
00:11:01,287 --> 00:11:03,005 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, I'm doing it.
195
00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:14,205 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So, you looking forward to school today?
196
00:11:14,287 --> 00:11:16,278 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Light, folk rock music]
197
00:11:17,527 --> 00:11:19,404 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
TEACHER: Today, you'll need to effect...
198
00:11:19,527 --> 00:11:22,325 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... the decimal point when you multiply it by 10...
199
00:11:22,407 --> 00:11:24,602 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... 100 and 1000.
200
00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:29,286 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Sings] "Nothing to do but frown
201
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:34,562 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Rainy days and Mondays always get me down"
202
00:11:39,047 --> 00:11:41,197 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Thank you very much, Marcus.
203
00:11:41,287 --> 00:11:43,084 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Soft guitar music]
204
00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:44,964 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Kids laughing]
205
00:11:51,487 --> 00:11:52,886 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hi, Nicky. Hi, Mark.
206
00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:56,357 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Are you going to Computer Club later?
- I don't know. Marcus...
207
00:11:57,207 --> 00:11:59,402 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Madonna! Go on, give us a song!
208
00:11:59,487 --> 00:12:00,920 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
209
00:12:01,007 --> 00:12:02,838 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Spice Girls or something. Three of them.
210
00:12:02,927 --> 00:12:04,201 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah. Hey, Spice Girls.
211
00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:09,684 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You made me lose my football.
212
00:12:10,847 --> 00:12:14,886 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus, we don't really want you
hanging around with us anymore.
213
00:12:15,207 --> 00:12:17,357 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Why not?
- Well, it's because of them.
214
00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:19,642 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- They've got nothing to do with me.
- Yes, they do.
215
00:12:19,727 --> 00:12:23,083 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We never had trouble with them
before we started hanging out with you.
216
00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,442 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now we get it every single day.
217
00:12:25,727 --> 00:12:27,957 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Besides, everyone thinks you're weird.
218
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,719 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Only a bit, though.
219
00:12:32,007 --> 00:12:33,201 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Okay.
220
00:12:35,847 --> 00:12:36,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
'Bye.
221
00:12:43,447 --> 00:12:44,562 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: There you have it.
222
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:48,760 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I was having a shit time at home
and a shit time at school.
223
00:12:52,327 --> 00:12:55,125 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Will: It was fine deciding
single mums were the future...
224
00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:58,085 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... but the frustrating truth was
I didn't have their numbers.
225
00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:00,283 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Hi, Dad.
- Hey.
226
00:13:03,247 --> 00:13:04,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Where did they hang out?
227
00:13:10,087 --> 00:13:12,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Bold, funk instrumental music]
228
00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:29,006 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I'm a single father,
I have a 2-year-old boy.
229
00:13:29,087 --> 00:13:31,203 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm a single father, I have a 2-year-old boy.
230
00:13:31,287 --> 00:13:33,437 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm a single father, I have a 2-year-old boy.
231
00:13:33,527 --> 00:13:36,166 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm a single father, I have a 2-year-old boy.
232
00:13:36,847 --> 00:13:37,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: SPAT.
233
00:13:38,047 --> 00:13:39,321 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This was exciting.
234
00:13:39,407 --> 00:13:42,046 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A potential gold mine of single mums.
235
00:13:42,127 --> 00:13:45,085 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I could see the beautiful creatures now,
getting roaring drunk...
236
00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:48,000 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... forgetting their troubles,
ready to rock and roll.
237
00:13:48,087 --> 00:13:50,396 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MOIRA: That was when
I was 7 months pregnant.
238
00:13:50,487 --> 00:13:54,685 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
By the time I had the baby,
he was in Majorca with another woman.
239
00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:59,003 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Not even the one
he cheated on me with the first time.
240
00:13:59,487 --> 00:14:02,797 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Well, with me, it was the week before the birth.
241
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,883 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He said I'd got too fat.
242
00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:09,676 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Mine was shagging his secretary.
243
00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:11,766 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Such a clich�.
244
00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:14,965 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I'll tell you one thing: Men are bastards.
245
00:14:15,247 --> 00:14:16,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
After about 10 minutes...
246
00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:19,558 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... I wanted to cut my own penis off
with a kitchen knife.
247
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:23,562 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Me.
248
00:14:23,647 --> 00:14:24,477 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes.
249
00:14:26,447 --> 00:14:28,483 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I have a 2-year-old. Ned.
250
00:14:32,407 --> 00:14:35,399 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's got blue eyes
and sort of sandy-colored hair...
251
00:14:35,487 --> 00:14:37,603 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and he's about 2'3".
252
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:40,885 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And his mum left.
253
00:14:41,407 --> 00:14:43,921 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Really?
- Yeah.
254
00:14:44,527 --> 00:14:47,724 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, I mean,
obviously it was a very big shock...
255
00:14:48,007 --> 00:14:50,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...because we were so happy, you know?
256
00:14:50,407 --> 00:14:53,843 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sandra's neurology practice
was just up and running...
257
00:14:54,487 --> 00:14:58,844 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and then one day her bags were packed,
and my best friend was waiting outside...
258
00:14:58,927 --> 00:15:00,326 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...in his Ferrari.
259
00:15:00,407 --> 00:15:02,045 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah. You know, the Modena?
260
00:15:02,127 --> 00:15:06,996 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The one with the supercharged engine,
where you can see it through the back window?
261
00:15:08,287 --> 00:15:11,404 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- You got dumped then?
- Yeah.
262
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:18,206 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
SUZIE: May I ask, does your ex see Ned at all?
263
00:15:20,407 --> 00:15:22,557 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sorry, I didn't catch your name.
264
00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:23,917 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Suzie.
265
00:15:24,247 --> 00:15:25,396 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Suzie.
266
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,322 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She doesn't see much of him, no.
267
00:15:28,687 --> 00:15:30,757 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How does he cope with that?
268
00:15:31,007 --> 00:15:32,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's a very good little boy.
269
00:15:32,687 --> 00:15:34,837 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Very, very brave.
270
00:15:34,927 --> 00:15:37,157 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They've got amazing resources, don't they?
271
00:15:37,247 --> 00:15:39,761 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just the other day I was thinking about my ex.
272
00:15:39,847 --> 00:15:44,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He came crawling up, put his little pudgy arms
around my neck, and he said:
273
00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:46,278 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"You hang in there, Dad."
274
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:49,076 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
God, that's amazing for a 2-year-old!
275
00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:51,356 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Is it?
276
00:15:51,447 --> 00:15:53,244 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Affirmative sounds]
277
00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:56,605 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, he's very special. Very, very special.
278
00:15:56,687 --> 00:15:59,520 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sometimes I think, you know,
he's the one taking care of me.
279
00:15:59,607 --> 00:16:02,041 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Teaching me the ways of the world.
280
00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:05,481 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sorry.
281
00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:10,443 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Thank you.
282
00:16:10,527 --> 00:16:13,519 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: My God, what a performance!
I was even fooling myself.
283
00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:16,201 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Light, funky instrumental music]
284
00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:21,242 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There you go. You okay?
285
00:16:21,327 --> 00:16:22,646 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah. Perfect, thanks.
286
00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:24,160 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Trust me?
- Of course.
287
00:16:24,247 --> 00:16:26,841 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: By the end of the evening,
I had a date lined up.
288
00:16:26,927 --> 00:16:28,838 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ALL: Single parents alone together!
289
00:16:28,927 --> 00:16:33,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Single parents alone together!
All for one and one for all!
290
00:16:35,247 --> 00:16:39,160 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: The problem was I also had
an imaginary 2-year-old son.
291
00:17:08,687 --> 00:17:12,600 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The date was a SPATpicnic in Regent's Park,
with everyone bringing their kids.
292
00:17:13,127 --> 00:17:14,480 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sadly, Ned couldn't be there.
293
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,127 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
His mum had come
and picked him up at the last second.
294
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:18,765 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- What a shame.
- Yeah.
295
00:17:18,847 --> 00:17:19,996 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm sorry.
296
00:17:20,087 --> 00:17:23,284 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Got it.
- This is Megan, by the way.
297
00:17:23,527 --> 00:17:24,846 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hello, Megan.
298
00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:25,757 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah.
299
00:17:25,847 --> 00:17:28,156 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A friend of mine from SPAT
isn't feeling so great...
300
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,841 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...so I said that we'd take her kid
to the picnic, too.
301
00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:32,963 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Is that all right?
- Yeah.
302
00:17:33,047 --> 00:17:35,356 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The more the merrier. Right.
303
00:17:35,447 --> 00:17:37,165 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Come on, slowcoach!
304
00:17:40,447 --> 00:17:41,926 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: I hated that SPATlot.
305
00:17:42,007 --> 00:17:47,161 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Mum's friend Suzie was fine, but now there
was that wally who wanted to get off with her.
306
00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:49,078 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus, Will. Will, Marcus.
307
00:17:49,487 --> 00:17:50,761 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hi there.
308
00:17:52,287 --> 00:17:53,242 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Right.
309
00:17:53,327 --> 00:17:58,162 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Pile in, everyone.
Look what a mess Ned made of the car seat.
310
00:17:59,807 --> 00:18:01,559 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What a shame he can't come.
311
00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:03,685 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So, what do you do?
312
00:18:04,447 --> 00:18:05,323 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Me?
313
00:18:06,527 --> 00:18:09,917 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: There were too many lies
to keep track of so I told the truth.
314
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:13,317 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Nothing.
- Well, before then.
315
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,640 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- What do you mean, before I did nothing?
- Yeah.
316
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:18,564 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I did nothing.
317
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:21,522 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You've never worked?
318
00:18:21,687 --> 00:18:26,124 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I've done the odd day here and there, but, no.
319
00:18:27,527 --> 00:18:29,040 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Crazy, isn't it?
320
00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:30,362 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's...
321
00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:35,556 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Brilliant.
322
00:18:36,887 --> 00:18:39,481 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: My God, I was going to have to tell her.
323
00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:44,163 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What happened, in fact,
was that my dad wrote a song...
324
00:18:44,247 --> 00:18:48,001 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...in 1958, and it's quite a famous song...
325
00:18:48,087 --> 00:18:51,318 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and I basically live off the royalties of that.
326
00:18:51,407 --> 00:18:52,726 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You know Michael Jackson?
327
00:18:52,807 --> 00:18:54,604 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He makes a �1,000,000 a minute.
328
00:18:54,687 --> 00:18:56,837 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's �60,000,000 an hour.
329
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,645 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't make a �1,000,000 a minute.
330
00:18:58,727 --> 00:19:00,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Nothing like, sadly.
- How much then?
331
00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:01,682 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus!
332
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:05,555 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I was beginning to wonder
if we'd be stuck with this weird kid all day.
333
00:19:05,647 --> 00:19:07,683 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So, what's this song then?
334
00:19:08,407 --> 00:19:11,365 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If you can live off it, we must've heard of it.
335
00:19:11,687 --> 00:19:13,837 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's Santa's Super Sleigh.
336
00:19:13,927 --> 00:19:16,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: God, please don't sing it.
337
00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:21,486 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Sings] "Look who's coming round the bend
It's Santa and his reindeer friends
338
00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:26,197 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"With a ho, ho, ho and a hey, hey, hey,
It's Santa's super sleigh"
339
00:19:27,127 --> 00:19:29,357 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I expect people do that all the time.
340
00:19:29,847 --> 00:19:32,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, I think you two are the first.
341
00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:35,921 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sorry. I don't understand.
How does that make you money?
342
00:19:36,407 --> 00:19:38,363 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Do carol singers have to pay you 10 percent?
343
00:19:38,447 --> 00:19:41,803 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They should, but you can't
always catch the little bastards.
344
00:19:41,887 --> 00:19:44,924 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So, how often do you look after him?
Marcus.
345
00:19:45,007 --> 00:19:47,043 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Every once in a while.
346
00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:50,002 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
His mum's a little off-color sometimes.
347
00:19:50,087 --> 00:19:52,442 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: You call it off-color, I call it nuts.
348
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:55,843 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She's not nuts, Marcus.
She just needs a weekend taking it easy.
349
00:19:55,927 --> 00:19:59,636 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We'll have a nice picnic, and when
you get home, she'll be all rested up.
350
00:19:59,727 --> 00:20:02,480 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
My God! What the hell is that?
351
00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:04,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
My mum's homemade bread.
352
00:20:06,047 --> 00:20:08,163 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It looks pretty good.
353
00:20:08,247 --> 00:20:10,283 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, it isn't. It's healthy.
354
00:20:11,527 --> 00:20:14,360 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Ducks quacking;
light, cheerful instrumental music]
355
00:20:47,807 --> 00:20:49,763 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You miss him, don't you?
356
00:20:51,607 --> 00:20:52,437 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Who?
357
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,676 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Ned!
358
00:20:56,447 --> 00:20:57,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah.
359
00:20:58,127 --> 00:21:00,243 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, very much.
360
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:01,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He'd have loved this.
361
00:21:04,687 --> 00:21:06,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I think I killed a duck.
362
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,884 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: I was only trying to feed it.
363
00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:14,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: What's that floating
in the water next to it?
364
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,884 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Is that your mum's bread?
365
00:21:17,087 --> 00:21:20,443 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You didn't have to throw the whole loaf.
That would've killed me.
366
00:21:21,127 --> 00:21:24,324 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You the one who was throwing
bloody great loaves at the ducks?
367
00:21:24,487 --> 00:21:27,285 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, he was, but I've stopped him now.
368
00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:29,676 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You know, boys will be boys, and all that.
369
00:21:29,767 --> 00:21:30,722 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So he killed it.
370
00:21:30,807 --> 00:21:33,765 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No. Sorry, I misunderstood you.
The duck was dead already.
371
00:21:33,847 --> 00:21:36,520 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He was throwing bread
to try and sink the body...
372
00:21:36,607 --> 00:21:38,996 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...because Megan here was getting upset.
373
00:21:41,487 --> 00:21:44,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus wouldn't kill a duck.
Would you, Marcus?
374
00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:48,276 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No. I love ducks. They're my
second favorite animal after dolphins.
375
00:21:48,367 --> 00:21:51,006 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They can kill sharks with their noses.
376
00:21:53,287 --> 00:21:55,596 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'll have to wade in and get it.
377
00:21:55,927 --> 00:21:58,919 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Listen, I hope it's not some sort of epidemic.
378
00:22:00,287 --> 00:22:03,120 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I think we beat the rap there, mate.
379
00:22:03,807 --> 00:22:05,445 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah. Well.
380
00:22:08,047 --> 00:22:09,241 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
FIONA: Marcus?
381
00:22:14,527 --> 00:22:15,596 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Mum.
382
00:22:25,607 --> 00:22:29,759 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: That day, the Dead Duck Day,
was when it all began.
383
00:22:30,487 --> 00:22:34,560 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That bloke Will just followed us in
and I didn't tell him not to.
384
00:22:34,727 --> 00:22:38,800 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Afterwards, I realized that there was no way
I could have been nervous just then...
385
00:22:38,887 --> 00:22:42,675 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... because just then I didn't know
there was anything to be nervous about.
386
00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:45,600 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But then I put the key in the lock,
opened the door...
387
00:22:45,687 --> 00:22:46,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
SUZIE: Are you decent?
388
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,796 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: And a new part of my life started.
389
00:22:49,887 --> 00:22:51,002 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Bang!
390
00:22:51,087 --> 00:22:52,884 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Dramatic music]
391
00:22:55,287 --> 00:22:56,481 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Baby crying]
392
00:22:56,567 --> 00:22:58,000 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Jesus Christ.
393
00:22:58,167 --> 00:22:59,122 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
SUZIE: Oh, my God.
394
00:22:59,927 --> 00:23:02,885 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Will, call an ambulance.
- Marcus, where's the phone?
395
00:23:03,887 --> 00:23:06,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Where's the phone, mate?
396
00:23:07,287 --> 00:23:09,278 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Ambulance siren wails]
397
00:23:16,327 --> 00:23:18,921 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Soft, dramatic instrumental music]
398
00:23:22,047 --> 00:23:24,003 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: It was horrible. Horrible.
399
00:23:24,687 --> 00:23:27,884 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But driving fast behind the ambulance
was fantastic.
400
00:23:28,687 --> 00:23:29,676 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
SUZIE: She's conscious.
401
00:23:29,967 --> 00:23:31,844 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She was okay in the ambulance.
402
00:23:31,927 --> 00:23:33,360 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She was asking after you, Marcus.
403
00:23:33,447 --> 00:23:35,165 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's nice of her.
404
00:23:36,247 --> 00:23:39,876 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Listen, you know this has
nothing to do with you, don't you?
405
00:23:40,447 --> 00:23:43,007 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I mean, you're not the reason that she...
406
00:23:43,327 --> 00:23:46,956 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're not the reason that she's here.
Isn't that right, Will?
407
00:23:49,367 --> 00:23:51,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, that's right.
408
00:23:53,007 --> 00:23:54,725 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'll go get you some water.
409
00:23:54,927 --> 00:23:57,839 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I can get that.
- No, you're okay.
410
00:23:57,927 --> 00:23:59,918 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Phone rings in background]
411
00:24:05,247 --> 00:24:06,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Your mum's going to be okay.
412
00:24:07,087 --> 00:24:08,406 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, I suppose.
413
00:24:09,007 --> 00:24:11,521 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's not the point, though, is it?
414
00:24:11,607 --> 00:24:14,565 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Right, you mean you're afraid
she might try again?
415
00:24:14,647 --> 00:24:16,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just shut up, all right?
416
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,243 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There you go, warm and flat.
417
00:24:20,447 --> 00:24:21,880 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Are you with Fiona Brewer?
418
00:24:21,967 --> 00:24:23,320 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes, I'm her friend Suzie.
419
00:24:23,407 --> 00:24:26,080 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This is Marcus and Will.
420
00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:28,727 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She's recovering well,
but we'll keep her overnight.
421
00:24:28,807 --> 00:24:33,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm going to get a consent form for Ms. Brewer
so the boy can stay with you two tonight.
422
00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:34,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Right.
423
00:24:37,367 --> 00:24:39,437 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So, my place or yours?
424
00:24:39,927 --> 00:24:41,042 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sorry.
425
00:24:42,567 --> 00:24:44,558 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Soft, slow guitar music]
426
00:24:53,807 --> 00:24:54,842 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Okay.
427
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:57,487 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I should get back to Ned, I think.
- I'll take that.
428
00:24:57,567 --> 00:24:58,841 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
All right.
429
00:24:58,927 --> 00:25:00,918 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: All in all, this was very interesting.
430
00:25:01,007 --> 00:25:03,043 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So I'll call.
431
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:05,516 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: But I wouldn't want to do it every night.
432
00:25:05,607 --> 00:25:06,642 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
See you soon.
433
00:25:06,727 --> 00:25:09,685 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: The thing is,
a person's life is like a TVshow.
434
00:25:09,807 --> 00:25:12,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I was the star of The Will Show.
435
00:25:12,167 --> 00:25:15,204 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And The Will Show wasn't an ensemble drama.
436
00:25:15,367 --> 00:25:17,801 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Guests came and went, but I was the regular.
437
00:25:17,887 --> 00:25:20,196 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It came down to me, and me alone.
438
00:25:20,607 --> 00:25:23,485 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If Marcus' mum
couldn't manage her own show...
439
00:25:23,567 --> 00:25:27,446 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... if her ratings were falling,
it was sad, but that was her problem.
440
00:25:27,607 --> 00:25:32,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Ultimately, the whole single-mum plot line
was a bit complicated for me.
441
00:25:38,487 --> 00:25:40,682 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Sad, soft-rock folk song]
442
00:27:01,407 --> 00:27:04,240 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I got the letter. Thanks.
443
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,159 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Oh, my God. I'd forgotten.
444
00:27:11,327 --> 00:27:12,646 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You forgot?
445
00:27:12,727 --> 00:27:14,285 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You forgot a suicide letter?
446
00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:17,677 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I didn't think I'd have to remember it, did I?
447
00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:24,605 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Did you read the part
where I said I'd always love you?
448
00:27:24,687 --> 00:27:27,645 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's a bit hard for you
to love me when you're dead, isn't it?
449
00:27:27,727 --> 00:27:29,046 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm sorry.
450
00:27:36,087 --> 00:27:39,966 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I can understand why you're angry, Marcus.
451
00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:48,398 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't feel the same as I did yesterday,
if that's any help.
452
00:27:48,487 --> 00:27:49,397 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What?
453
00:27:49,847 --> 00:27:51,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's all just gone away? All that?
454
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:53,076 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, but...
455
00:27:54,367 --> 00:27:57,484 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...at the moment, I feel better.
456
00:27:57,807 --> 00:27:59,638 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"At the moment" is no good to me.
457
00:27:59,727 --> 00:28:03,276 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I can see you feel better at the moment.
You just put the kettle on.
458
00:28:03,367 --> 00:28:07,280 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But what happens when you finish your tea?
What happens when I go back to school?
459
00:28:07,367 --> 00:28:10,723 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I can't be here to watch you all the time.
- I know.
460
00:28:11,967 --> 00:28:15,676 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We have to look after each other. The two of us.
461
00:28:16,567 --> 00:28:20,242 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: Suddenly I realized
two people isn't enough.
462
00:28:20,727 --> 00:28:21,921 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You need a backup.
463
00:28:22,007 --> 00:28:25,124 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If you're only two people,
and someone drops off the edge...
464
00:28:25,207 --> 00:28:26,720 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... then you're on your own.
465
00:28:26,807 --> 00:28:28,445 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Two isn't a large enough number.
466
00:28:28,527 --> 00:28:30,404 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You need three, at least.
467
00:28:30,767 --> 00:28:33,327 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Three what?
- Nothing.
468
00:28:33,847 --> 00:28:35,519 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: But I'd had a great idea.
469
00:28:36,607 --> 00:28:40,043 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: The important thing in island living
is to be your own activities director.
470
00:28:40,127 --> 00:28:42,766 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I find the key is to think of a day
as units of time...
471
00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:46,123 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... each unit consisting
of no more than 30 minutes.
472
00:28:46,207 --> 00:28:48,482 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Full hours can be a little bit intimidating...
473
00:28:48,567 --> 00:28:50,922 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... and most activities take about half an hour.
474
00:28:51,007 --> 00:28:52,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Taking a bath: One unit.
475
00:28:53,247 --> 00:28:54,566 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Watching Countdown:
476
00:28:54,647 --> 00:28:55,966 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Okay...
477
00:28:56,287 --> 00:28:57,322 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: One unit.
478
00:28:58,247 --> 00:29:00,203 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Web-based research:
479
00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:02,762 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Two units.
480
00:29:02,847 --> 00:29:06,203 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Exercising: Three units.
481
00:29:07,047 --> 00:29:09,720 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Having my hair carefully disheveled: Four units.
482
00:29:09,807 --> 00:29:11,877 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's amazing how the day fills up.
483
00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:14,003 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I often wonder, to be absolutely honest...
484
00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:16,647 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... if I'd ever really have time for a job.
485
00:29:17,527 --> 00:29:19,483 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How do people cram them in?
486
00:29:19,567 --> 00:29:21,364 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Cell phone rings]
487
00:29:24,647 --> 00:29:25,966 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, Will here.
488
00:29:26,247 --> 00:29:28,283 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: It's Marcus.
WILL: Pardon?
489
00:29:28,447 --> 00:29:29,641 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's Marcus.
490
00:29:29,727 --> 00:29:30,842 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Marcus?
491
00:29:31,487 --> 00:29:33,796 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus. Hi.
492
00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:36,559 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How'd you get my number?
493
00:29:36,767 --> 00:29:37,677 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
From Suzie.
494
00:29:37,767 --> 00:29:40,565 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I thought you'd like to take me out for the day
on Saturday.
495
00:29:40,647 --> 00:29:42,444 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And why did you think that, Marcus?
496
00:29:42,527 --> 00:29:44,165 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Suzie said we hit it off.
497
00:29:44,247 --> 00:29:45,965 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Did she?
MARCUS: Yeah.
498
00:29:46,087 --> 00:29:48,885 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- And you said, "See you soon."
- I said what?
499
00:29:48,967 --> 00:29:49,956 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: "See you soon."
500
00:29:50,047 --> 00:29:53,642 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The night you dropped us off. Remember?
You said, "See you soon."
501
00:29:53,807 --> 00:29:57,595 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This is soon, all right, Marcus.
502
00:29:57,847 --> 00:30:00,998 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The thing is, mate,
my life is kind of hectic at the moment.
503
00:30:01,087 --> 00:30:03,078 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why? I thought you did nothing.
504
00:30:04,127 --> 00:30:07,915 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I've got Ned and stuff to look after.
505
00:30:08,287 --> 00:30:11,643 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Matter of fact, I should be on the way
to preschool right now.
506
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:12,921 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's that noise?
507
00:30:13,007 --> 00:30:14,486 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's a lawn mower.
508
00:30:14,567 --> 00:30:17,240 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So, you know, just time-wise it's not...
509
00:30:18,767 --> 00:30:21,804 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Tell you what, just hold the line one sec.
510
00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:23,639 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hold on, one sec. Thanks.
511
00:30:23,727 --> 00:30:25,683 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: But then I thought, "Why not?"
512
00:30:25,767 --> 00:30:28,406 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why shouldn't I take
the poor little sod out for a meal?
513
00:30:28,487 --> 00:30:31,638 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I could be Uncle Will.
Cool Uncle Will, King of the Kids.
514
00:30:33,207 --> 00:30:35,118 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Okay, Marcus. You're on.
515
00:30:35,207 --> 00:30:37,118 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'll come if you take my mum, too.
516
00:30:37,207 --> 00:30:41,041 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She has no money, so we'll have to go
somewhere cheap or you'll have to treat us.
517
00:30:41,127 --> 00:30:43,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Listen, don't beat about the bush, Marcus.
518
00:30:43,527 --> 00:30:46,405 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why should I? We're poor.
You're rich. You pay.
519
00:30:46,487 --> 00:30:48,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Bring your little boy, I don't mind.
520
00:30:48,327 --> 00:30:49,601 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's really big of you.
521
00:30:49,687 --> 00:30:51,723 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Fine. Come round at 12:30 or something.
522
00:30:51,807 --> 00:30:53,001 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Remember where we live?
523
00:30:53,087 --> 00:30:57,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Flat 2, 31 Craysfield Road,
Islington, London, N12SF.
524
00:30:57,327 --> 00:30:58,840 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
England, the world, the universe.
525
00:30:58,927 --> 00:31:01,441 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: Yeah.
WILL: Marcus?
526
00:31:06,287 --> 00:31:09,404 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So, Fiona, how are you?
527
00:31:10,727 --> 00:31:15,118 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I mean, how are you feeling?
- My stomach's fine.
528
00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Great.
529
00:31:18,607 --> 00:31:21,121 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I must still be a bit barmy, though.
530
00:31:21,207 --> 00:31:24,199 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This kind of thing doesn't go away overnight,
does it?
531
00:31:25,127 --> 00:31:26,116 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No.
532
00:31:28,607 --> 00:31:32,566 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: If Mum was going to get Will to marry
her, she'd have to quit making jokes.
533
00:31:32,647 --> 00:31:33,716 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
At least she looked good.
534
00:31:33,807 --> 00:31:35,445 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I had her put on that nice hairy jumper...
535
00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:38,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... and the earrings she got from her friend
that went to Zimbabwe.
536
00:31:38,527 --> 00:31:40,722 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: The kid seemed to think
this was a date.
537
00:31:40,807 --> 00:31:43,002 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
As for his mum, she was clearly insane...
538
00:31:43,087 --> 00:31:46,124 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... and appeared to be wearing
some kind of Yeti costume.
539
00:31:46,207 --> 00:31:49,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This had better be quick.
We were definitely not ordering starters.
540
00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:50,925 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'll start with the artichoke, please.
541
00:31:51,007 --> 00:31:53,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Then I'll have a mushroom omelet with fries
and a Coke.
542
00:31:54,087 --> 00:31:56,965 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I'll have the vegetable platter.
- We're vegetarians.
543
00:31:57,247 --> 00:31:58,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'd never have guessed.
544
00:31:58,327 --> 00:32:00,602 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Steak sandwich, please, mate. Thanks.
545
00:32:04,327 --> 00:32:06,204 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: This was going really well.
546
00:32:06,287 --> 00:32:10,166 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I wondered if we were going to move into
Will's place or move into someplace new.
547
00:32:12,247 --> 00:32:16,320 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Sings] "I heard he sang a good song
548
00:32:16,967 --> 00:32:19,845 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"I heard he had a style"
549
00:32:21,447 --> 00:32:24,120 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I knew, of course,
the song couldn't last forever...
550
00:32:24,207 --> 00:32:26,675 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... that I'd soon be at home, tucked up in bed.
551
00:32:26,767 --> 00:32:29,156 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I knew it, but I couldn't feel it.
552
00:32:30,567 --> 00:32:33,718 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Sings] "And there he was, this young boy"
553
00:32:34,007 --> 00:32:37,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I must've been insane.
All I'd wanted was a date with Suzie.
554
00:32:37,167 --> 00:32:38,566 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This was my punishment.
555
00:32:38,647 --> 00:32:42,765 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Sings] "Strumming my pain with his fingers"
556
00:32:44,247 --> 00:32:46,886 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: The worst part was
when they closed their eyes.
557
00:32:47,087 --> 00:32:49,840 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Sings] "Killing me softly with his song
558
00:32:49,927 --> 00:32:51,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Killing me softly"
559
00:32:52,327 --> 00:32:53,965 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Come sing with us, Will.
560
00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:56,875 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I should really get going. Thanks.
561
00:32:58,447 --> 00:33:01,166 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: That's the problem with charity.
You must mean it.
562
00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:02,965 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You have to mean things to help people.
563
00:33:03,047 --> 00:33:06,642 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Like the time I volunteered
to help out at a soup kitchen...
564
00:33:06,727 --> 00:33:08,957 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... and very nearly made it.
565
00:33:09,047 --> 00:33:11,003 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Or the time at Amnesty International.
566
00:33:11,087 --> 00:33:14,796 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Did you know in Burma you get seven years
in prison for telling jokes?
567
00:33:14,887 --> 00:33:18,277 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Next time you laugh, think of Pa Pa Lay,
the Burmese standup comedian.
568
00:33:18,367 --> 00:33:21,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We're at a crucial stage
in our struggle for human rights...
569
00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:24,086 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...which have been grossly abused
by the ruling junta.
570
00:33:24,167 --> 00:33:25,680 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We need your support more than ever.
571
00:33:25,767 --> 00:33:27,598 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Together we can make a difference...
572
00:33:27,687 --> 00:33:30,838 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're kidding.
And what's your boyfriend say about that?
573
00:33:31,167 --> 00:33:34,284 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Wait a minute.
You say you haven't got a boyfriend?
574
00:33:34,367 --> 00:33:36,835 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Talk about human rights violations.
575
00:33:41,847 --> 00:33:44,315 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Is that right? You're in the bath now?
576
00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:47,637 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: You have to mean things to help people.
577
00:33:47,727 --> 00:33:49,399 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Fiona meant Killing Me Softly.
578
00:33:49,487 --> 00:33:53,878 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Killing Me Softly meant something to her
and look where she ended up.
579
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:59,680 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Me, I didn't mean anything, about anything,
to anyone.
580
00:33:59,967 --> 00:34:03,516 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I knew that guaranteed me
a long, depression-free life.
581
00:34:04,807 --> 00:34:07,002 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Stealth instrumental music]
582
00:34:31,607 --> 00:34:34,883 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Yet over the next few days,
I did have a strange feeling.
583
00:34:34,967 --> 00:34:37,481 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Like a presence lurking at the back of my mind.
584
00:34:37,567 --> 00:34:39,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And I didn't like it.
585
00:34:49,327 --> 00:34:50,919 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Doorbell rings]
586
00:34:52,207 --> 00:34:54,402 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You don't have a kid, do you?
587
00:34:55,687 --> 00:34:56,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What?
588
00:34:56,607 --> 00:34:58,802 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You don't have a kid, do you?
589
00:34:58,887 --> 00:35:00,843 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Of course I do! What are you on about?
590
00:35:00,927 --> 00:35:01,962 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, you don't.
591
00:35:02,047 --> 00:35:05,198 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I've been watching you,
and you don't have a kid.
592
00:35:06,607 --> 00:35:09,440 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: What is it to you, anyway?
MARCUS: Nothing.
593
00:35:09,687 --> 00:35:13,680 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Except you've been lying to me,
my mum and my mum's friend.
594
00:35:14,327 --> 00:35:15,840 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Can I come in?
- No.
595
00:35:15,927 --> 00:35:16,996 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why?
596
00:35:17,087 --> 00:35:18,042 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
'Cause I'm busy.
597
00:35:18,247 --> 00:35:22,206 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- What are you doing?
- I'm watching TV.
598
00:35:23,087 --> 00:35:25,396 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I could watch it with you, if you like.
599
00:35:25,527 --> 00:35:26,801 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's very nice of you...
600
00:35:26,887 --> 00:35:29,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...but I usually manage on my own, thanks.
601
00:35:31,847 --> 00:35:34,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't you have homework to do, or something?
602
00:35:34,167 --> 00:35:36,044 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Want to help?
- No, that's not what I meant.
603
00:35:36,127 --> 00:35:38,197 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I meant, why don't you go home
and do your homework?
604
00:35:38,287 --> 00:35:39,766 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'll do you a deal.
605
00:35:39,847 --> 00:35:43,965 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I won't tell anyone you don't have a kid
if you go out with my mum.
606
00:35:48,007 --> 00:35:50,362 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You'd want your mum
to go out with someone like me?
607
00:35:50,447 --> 00:35:51,846 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: You're not too bad.
608
00:35:51,927 --> 00:35:54,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I mean, you told lies,
but apart from that you seem okay.
609
00:35:55,807 --> 00:35:58,401 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And she's sad. I think she'd like a boyfriend.
610
00:35:59,687 --> 00:36:01,598 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I can't just go out with someone...
611
00:36:01,687 --> 00:36:04,997 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...because you want me to.
I'd have to like the person, as well.
612
00:36:05,087 --> 00:36:08,557 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- What's wrong with her?
- Nothing's wrong with her, it's just the system.
613
00:36:08,647 --> 00:36:11,400 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's how it...
I'm not talking about this with you.
614
00:36:11,487 --> 00:36:12,715 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just go.
615
00:36:12,807 --> 00:36:14,638 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Okay. But I'll be back.
616
00:36:14,727 --> 00:36:16,638 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm really scared!
617
00:36:18,207 --> 00:36:21,802 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: That's the best I could come up with,
"I'm scared."
618
00:36:22,047 --> 00:36:25,005 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But as a matter of fact, I was.
619
00:36:25,087 --> 00:36:28,682 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Light tapping,
followed by heavy guitar music]
620
00:37:28,567 --> 00:37:30,000 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Okay, that's it. Tim, goodbye.
621
00:37:30,287 --> 00:37:32,403 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
-Jill, goodbye. Carol, goodbye.
-Goodbye.
622
00:37:32,487 --> 00:37:36,196 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And from me, arrivederci. Bye-bye.
623
00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:37,879 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Applause]
624
00:37:44,687 --> 00:37:46,484 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Thanks. See you.
625
00:38:01,527 --> 00:38:04,360 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
HOST: Hello, everybody.
Welcome to the game of Countdown.
626
00:38:04,447 --> 00:38:07,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You remember yesterday, Carol,
I revealed to a grateful nation...
627
00:38:07,527 --> 00:38:09,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... that our guest, Tom O'Connell...
628
00:38:09,367 --> 00:38:12,200 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
CAROL: Yes.
HOST: He, like all of us, changes for each show.
629
00:38:12,287 --> 00:38:13,606 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But he is such a...
630
00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:18,600 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
HOST 1: Is that right?
HOST 2: Yeah.
631
00:38:18,687 --> 00:38:21,759 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Another term for Hosta, I think.
632
00:38:22,047 --> 00:38:23,002 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
HOST 1: Yes, well.
633
00:38:23,087 --> 00:38:27,205 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Named after Heinrich Christian Funck,
who also invented disco dancing.
634
00:38:30,047 --> 00:38:32,322 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes. I've got all his audios.
635
00:38:35,487 --> 00:38:37,682 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Chiming instrumental music]
636
00:39:08,807 --> 00:39:12,561 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Mum, did you always know
I was going to be a vegetarian?
637
00:39:13,207 --> 00:39:14,435 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, of course I did.
638
00:39:14,527 --> 00:39:17,963 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I didn't decide on the spur of the moment
'cause we ran out of sausages.
639
00:39:18,047 --> 00:39:20,322 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Did you ask me if I wanted to be a vegetarian?
640
00:39:20,407 --> 00:39:22,204 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What, when you were born?
641
00:39:22,367 --> 00:39:24,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I do the cooking and I don't want to cook meat.
642
00:39:24,607 --> 00:39:26,996 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You have to eat what I eat.
643
00:39:28,207 --> 00:39:30,767 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But you don't let me go to McDonald's, either.
644
00:39:31,247 --> 00:39:33,761 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Is this premature teenage rebellion?
645
00:39:34,367 --> 00:39:36,562 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I can't stop you from going to McDonald's.
646
00:39:36,647 --> 00:39:39,161 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'd just be disappointed if you did.
647
00:39:41,967 --> 00:39:45,118 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: Don't worry, Mum.
I won't go to McDonald's.
648
00:39:45,807 --> 00:39:47,399 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Savage yelling]
649
00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:52,879 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: After a few visits, Will seemed to think
he had to ask me serious questions.
650
00:39:52,967 --> 00:39:56,880 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But I knew he really wanted to watch
Xena: Warrior Princess.
651
00:39:56,967 --> 00:39:58,764 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So, how's it going at home then?
652
00:39:58,847 --> 00:40:01,441 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- You mean my mum?
- Yeah.
653
00:40:01,847 --> 00:40:03,803 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She's all right, thanks.
654
00:40:06,887 --> 00:40:09,242 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I mean, you know, she's...
655
00:40:10,847 --> 00:40:14,442 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, I know. No, nothing like that.
656
00:40:18,127 --> 00:40:20,163 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Does it still bother you, then?
657
00:40:21,207 --> 00:40:22,606 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Does it bother me?
658
00:40:22,687 --> 00:40:24,086 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Boom]
659
00:40:24,407 --> 00:40:25,920 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
SUZIE: [Distorted] Are you decent?
660
00:40:30,287 --> 00:40:31,925 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: Every single day.
661
00:40:32,127 --> 00:40:34,516 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's why I come here, instead of going home.
662
00:40:34,607 --> 00:40:37,167 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A bit. When I think about it.
663
00:40:39,607 --> 00:40:41,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Fucking hell.
664
00:40:41,967 --> 00:40:44,356 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Light, cheerful instrumental music]
665
00:40:44,447 --> 00:40:48,156 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: I don't know why he swore like that,
but it made me feel better.
666
00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:52,437 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It made me feel like I wasn't being pathetic
to get so scared.
667
00:40:55,807 --> 00:40:58,640 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I wouldn't make the mistake of asking
about Fiona again.
668
00:40:58,727 --> 00:41:00,445 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus was clearly screwed up about it...
669
00:41:00,527 --> 00:41:04,315 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... and unfortunately I couldn't think
of anything to say that'd be of any value.
670
00:41:04,407 --> 00:41:06,875 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Next time he could talk to Suzie,
or a counselor...
671
00:41:06,967 --> 00:41:09,959 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... or anybody capable
of something more than an obscenity.
672
00:41:10,047 --> 00:41:12,163 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Shit! It can't be.
673
00:41:12,247 --> 00:41:15,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Santa's Super Sleigh is heard
on the store intercom]
674
00:41:15,327 --> 00:41:17,363 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: November-the-sodding-19.
675
00:41:17,447 --> 00:41:21,440 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Six weeks before Christmas
and already they were playing the bloody thing.
676
00:41:22,087 --> 00:41:23,202 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Dad?
677
00:41:23,287 --> 00:41:24,879 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Mystical music]
678
00:41:30,687 --> 00:41:32,598 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: What was your dad like?
679
00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:34,800 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: A bit sad, really.
680
00:41:35,287 --> 00:41:38,757 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You know, he wrote one crap song
that turned out to be a massive hit...
681
00:41:38,847 --> 00:41:42,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and then spent the rest of his life
trying to write a better one.
682
00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:44,444 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Do you ever want to write songs like him?
683
00:41:44,527 --> 00:41:46,643 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Is that what the guitar's for?
684
00:41:48,087 --> 00:41:49,122 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No.
685
00:41:50,447 --> 00:41:52,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So, that's just there to look cool.
686
00:41:53,487 --> 00:41:54,363 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah.
687
00:41:57,887 --> 00:42:00,117 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I like Santa's Super Sleigh.
688
00:42:00,207 --> 00:42:02,801 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Marcus hums Santa's Super Sleigh]
689
00:42:12,487 --> 00:42:14,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Marcus stops humming]
690
00:42:16,447 --> 00:42:19,405 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
KID 1: Madonna! Come here!
KID 2: We've got something.
691
00:42:19,687 --> 00:42:21,996 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
KID 1: He's getting away, look!
KID 2: Hurry up!
692
00:42:22,087 --> 00:42:25,523 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
NARRATOR: On Pet Rescue today,
the clever stoat keeps everyone...
693
00:42:25,607 --> 00:42:27,802 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... on their toes in Somerset.
694
00:42:27,887 --> 00:42:30,481 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Soft, feel-good instrumental music]
695
00:42:42,887 --> 00:42:45,082 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Doorbell rings frantically]
696
00:42:47,487 --> 00:42:49,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Kid's voices]
697
00:42:52,527 --> 00:42:53,846 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hey!
698
00:42:54,047 --> 00:42:55,924 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: What are you doing?
KID: Who are you?
699
00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:57,156 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Who am I?
700
00:42:57,247 --> 00:43:01,286 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Bugger off, that's who I am! Go on, piss off!
701
00:43:03,167 --> 00:43:04,680 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Who were they, then?
702
00:43:04,767 --> 00:43:05,961 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Who?
703
00:43:06,047 --> 00:43:07,082 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What do you mean, "Who? "
704
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:09,920 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The ones
trying to embed sweets into your skull.
705
00:43:10,007 --> 00:43:11,042 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Oh, them.
706
00:43:11,127 --> 00:43:14,881 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They're just a couple of older kids.
They started following me after school.
707
00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:16,559 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Does this happen often?
708
00:43:16,647 --> 00:43:19,241 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They never chucked sweets before,
they just thought of that.
709
00:43:19,327 --> 00:43:22,717 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm not talking about the sweets.
The kids trying to kill you.
710
00:43:22,807 --> 00:43:25,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, they give me a hard time.
711
00:43:25,247 --> 00:43:28,603 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You know, about my hair,
and my clothes and singing and stuff.
712
00:43:28,727 --> 00:43:30,126 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And what? And singing?
713
00:43:31,527 --> 00:43:34,280 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sometimes I sing out loud without noticing.
714
00:43:35,007 --> 00:43:36,520 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's not a brilliant idea, is it?
715
00:43:36,607 --> 00:43:40,486 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I said I did it without noticing, didn't I?
It just happens!
716
00:43:40,847 --> 00:43:44,442 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm not going to do it on purpose, am I?
I'm not stupid, you know.
717
00:43:44,567 --> 00:43:48,560 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
My advice is to keep out of people's way.
Try to make yourself invisible.
718
00:43:48,647 --> 00:43:50,000 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How can I be invisible?
719
00:43:50,087 --> 00:43:52,282 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
One machine in your kitchen
is an invisible machine?
720
00:43:52,367 --> 00:43:54,005 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't think so.
721
00:43:56,127 --> 00:43:58,880 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I just try not to think of it, that's all.
722
00:44:00,047 --> 00:44:03,357 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It happens, and I wish it didn't,
but that's life, isn't it?
723
00:44:05,487 --> 00:44:07,921 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There's nothing I can do about it.
724
00:44:08,007 --> 00:44:09,998 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Soft instrumental music]
725
00:44:11,207 --> 00:44:12,242 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No.
726
00:44:14,047 --> 00:44:17,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There is something we can do about it, Marcus.
727
00:44:17,767 --> 00:44:19,246 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're coming with me.
728
00:44:19,327 --> 00:44:22,797 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: I was worried he was going to take me
to the headmistress' office.
729
00:44:24,287 --> 00:44:26,084 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But instead he took me shopping.
730
00:44:26,167 --> 00:44:27,361 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't get it.
731
00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:29,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We're starting with your feet.
732
00:44:29,127 --> 00:44:32,961 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I can't make you invisible,
but I can make you blend in with the crowd.
733
00:44:33,767 --> 00:44:37,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't know how to tie them.
They've got these funny strappy things.
734
00:44:37,167 --> 00:44:38,361 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's called Velcro.
735
00:44:38,447 --> 00:44:40,756 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's a revolutionary new technology.
736
00:44:43,367 --> 00:44:46,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
For Christ's sake. It's not hard.
737
00:44:48,567 --> 00:44:50,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
All right, wait a minute, it is a bit hard.
738
00:44:50,567 --> 00:44:53,400 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Everything all right?
- Yeah, thanks.
739
00:44:54,767 --> 00:44:57,406 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Pretty trendy, your old man, isn't he?
740
00:45:00,807 --> 00:45:02,763 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There. You think you look cool, don't you?
741
00:45:02,847 --> 00:45:03,962 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't know.
742
00:45:04,127 --> 00:45:07,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Do you think I look cool?
- Yeah, Marcus.
743
00:45:08,847 --> 00:45:11,566 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I think you look cool.
- Yeah.
744
00:45:14,087 --> 00:45:17,204 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's it, you got the walk. That's really cool.
745
00:45:18,687 --> 00:45:21,759 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Brilliant. High five. Yeah.
746
00:45:22,167 --> 00:45:25,204 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I was suddenly hit by an extraordinary
rush of well-being.
747
00:45:25,287 --> 00:45:28,006 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So this is what people meant by a natural high.
748
00:45:28,087 --> 00:45:30,237 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And it only cost �60.
749
00:45:30,327 --> 00:45:33,205 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I had made an unhappy boy temporarily happy.
750
00:45:33,367 --> 00:45:35,437 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And there wasn't anything in it for me at all.
751
00:45:35,527 --> 00:45:37,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I didn't even want to shag his mum.
752
00:45:38,647 --> 00:45:40,046 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Thunder]
753
00:45:41,287 --> 00:45:42,686 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Sobs]
754
00:45:48,327 --> 00:45:51,000 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus! What happened to your shoes?
755
00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:52,799 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They stole them.
756
00:46:02,487 --> 00:46:04,398 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why would anyone want to steal your shoes?
757
00:46:04,487 --> 00:46:06,603 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: I could see I had to tell the truth.
758
00:46:06,687 --> 00:46:09,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The problem was,
the truth would lead to a lot more questions.
759
00:46:09,687 --> 00:46:11,200 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: They were nice ones.
760
00:46:11,287 --> 00:46:13,562 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They were just ordinary brown lace-ups.
761
00:46:13,647 --> 00:46:16,684 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, they weren't. They were cool new trainers.
762
00:46:16,847 --> 00:46:19,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Where did you get cool new trainers?
763
00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:20,839 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: She had loads more questions.
764
00:46:20,927 --> 00:46:22,645 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Will bought them for me.
765
00:46:24,207 --> 00:46:25,196 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Will?
766
00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:28,881 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- The guy who took us to lunch?
- Yeah.
767
00:46:29,207 --> 00:46:31,084 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: He's sort of become my friend.
768
00:46:31,647 --> 00:46:33,285 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's sort of become your friend?
769
00:46:33,367 --> 00:46:35,756 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: She kept repeating
the last thing I said.
770
00:46:35,847 --> 00:46:37,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Except she shouted it.
771
00:46:37,727 --> 00:46:39,922 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I go round to his place after school.
772
00:46:40,007 --> 00:46:42,567 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You go round to his place after school!
773
00:46:42,647 --> 00:46:46,276 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- You see, he doesn't really have a kid.
- He doesn't really have a kid?
774
00:46:46,367 --> 00:46:48,403 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Can I play computer games now?
775
00:46:48,607 --> 00:46:49,642 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Where does he live?
776
00:46:49,727 --> 00:46:52,446 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's not there at the moment.
He's out to dinner.
777
00:46:54,447 --> 00:46:57,325 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Christine had asked me to dinner
for a pep talk.
778
00:46:57,407 --> 00:47:00,683 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You will end up childless and alone.
779
00:47:00,767 --> 00:47:02,723 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Both fingers crossed, yeah.
780
00:47:04,567 --> 00:47:06,000 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You must have a lot of courage.
781
00:47:06,087 --> 00:47:07,998 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why is that, Christine?
782
00:47:08,647 --> 00:47:11,957 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Most people need something in their lives
to keep them afloat...
783
00:47:12,047 --> 00:47:14,959 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and you have absolutely nothing.
784
00:47:15,687 --> 00:47:17,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Doesn't that scare you?
785
00:47:18,207 --> 00:47:20,084 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Do you know what you want?
786
00:47:21,607 --> 00:47:23,120 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes, I do. I'll have the steak...
787
00:47:23,207 --> 00:47:26,597 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What the hell are these little
after-school tea parties about?
788
00:47:27,087 --> 00:47:28,964 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hi. Sorry? What did you say?
789
00:47:29,047 --> 00:47:33,006 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I was just wondering why a single,
childless man would want to hang out...
790
00:47:33,087 --> 00:47:35,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...with a 12-year-old boy every day?
791
00:47:35,567 --> 00:47:38,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You didn't tell your mum
that you've been coming round?
792
00:47:38,567 --> 00:47:40,876 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I think I forgot.
- Tell me what?
793
00:47:41,527 --> 00:47:43,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What are you doing with my son?
794
00:47:43,367 --> 00:47:45,597 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Wait a minute. What are you suggesting here?
795
00:47:45,687 --> 00:47:47,837 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I'm not suggesting anything.
- I think you are.
796
00:47:47,927 --> 00:47:51,363 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You were suggesting that
I've been interfering with your son.
797
00:47:51,447 --> 00:47:55,725 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm simply asking you
why you entertain 12-year-olds in your flat.
798
00:47:55,807 --> 00:47:58,196 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- My God!
- Oh, my God!
799
00:47:59,087 --> 00:48:01,965 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What do you have to say for yourself?
800
00:48:02,567 --> 00:48:03,682 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Well?
801
00:48:03,767 --> 00:48:05,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't "well" me!
802
00:48:05,527 --> 00:48:07,085 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't "well" me about this!
803
00:48:07,167 --> 00:48:09,761 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He comes over uninvited every night!
Do you know why?
804
00:48:09,847 --> 00:48:13,522 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's having the shit bullied out of him at school!
And you haven't got a clue.
805
00:48:13,607 --> 00:48:15,563 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You send him out like a lamb to the slaughter!
806
00:48:15,647 --> 00:48:19,117 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's been taken to pieces every day of the week,
you daft, fucking hippie!
807
00:48:19,207 --> 00:48:21,801 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I think you're being a bit melodramatic.
Marcus is fine.
808
00:48:21,887 --> 00:48:25,846 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: Strange. Will had it right, Mum didn't.
It should be the other way around.
809
00:48:25,927 --> 00:48:27,758 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You haven't had much contact with kids.
810
00:48:27,847 --> 00:48:30,486 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I used to be a bloody kid!
I went to a bloody school.
811
00:48:30,567 --> 00:48:33,877 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I know when kids can't settle down
and when kids are miserable!
812
00:48:33,967 --> 00:48:37,437 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Look at him, for Christ's sake!
Don't accuse me of being melodramatic.
813
00:48:37,527 --> 00:48:40,917 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- This coming from a woman who tried to...
- Cowabunga!
814
00:48:42,047 --> 00:48:44,641 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- What's the matter with you?
- Nothing.
815
00:48:44,807 --> 00:48:46,365 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I just felt like a shout.
816
00:48:46,447 --> 00:48:47,675 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Jesus, what a family.
817
00:48:47,767 --> 00:48:51,123 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Will, you're disturbing the other customers.
818
00:48:51,207 --> 00:48:52,720 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's fine. I'm sorry. I'm done.
819
00:48:52,807 --> 00:48:55,275 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Okay, so, you're not...
- What?
820
00:48:56,127 --> 00:48:58,163 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, I'm not! No, I'm not.
821
00:48:58,807 --> 00:49:00,399 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Listen, don't worry about it.
822
00:49:00,487 --> 00:49:02,603 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I won't open the door to Marcus again, okay?
823
00:49:02,687 --> 00:49:04,962 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'll be glad to be rid of the pair of you, frankly.
824
00:49:05,047 --> 00:49:06,719 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Go on. Bugger off.
825
00:49:09,127 --> 00:49:10,196 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sorry.
826
00:49:19,127 --> 00:49:20,560 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So that's it, is it?
827
00:49:20,647 --> 00:49:23,320 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're just out of his life, like that.
828
00:49:23,487 --> 00:49:24,283 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Excuse me?
829
00:49:24,367 --> 00:49:26,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Let's say you're right and I'm wrong.
830
00:49:26,607 --> 00:49:28,438 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Let's say there's this whole world...
831
00:49:28,527 --> 00:49:31,883 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...that I don't understand,
and somehow, miraculously, you do.
832
00:49:31,967 --> 00:49:34,003 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What are you going to do about it?
833
00:49:34,087 --> 00:49:36,920 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm not going to do anything.
He's none of my business.
834
00:49:37,007 --> 00:49:39,601 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- You're a selfish bastard.
- That's what I tell him.
835
00:49:39,687 --> 00:49:43,157 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- He always puts himself first.
- But I'm on my own.
836
00:49:43,527 --> 00:49:44,482 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's just me.
837
00:49:44,567 --> 00:49:47,206 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm not putting myself first.
There's nobody else.
838
00:49:47,287 --> 00:49:48,276 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes, there is!
839
00:49:48,367 --> 00:49:50,676 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There's Marcus. You're involved now.
840
00:49:50,767 --> 00:49:52,883 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He keeps coming around your bloody house.
841
00:49:52,967 --> 00:49:55,322 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You've come into his life for a reason.
842
00:49:55,407 --> 00:49:56,965 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You can't just shut him out.
843
00:49:57,047 --> 00:50:00,005 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You can't shut life out. "No man is an island."
844
00:50:00,087 --> 00:50:01,964 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- She's right, you know.
- Yeah, she is.
845
00:50:02,047 --> 00:50:03,526 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, she's not! She's wrong!
846
00:50:03,607 --> 00:50:05,438 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Some men are islands. I'm a bloody island!
847
00:50:05,527 --> 00:50:06,880 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm bloody lbiza!
848
00:50:08,247 --> 00:50:10,203 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What are you talking about?
849
00:50:10,927 --> 00:50:13,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Do you want to come over for Christmas?
850
00:50:13,327 --> 00:50:15,477 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Soft, peppy instrumental music]
851
00:50:15,727 --> 00:50:18,878 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: No, Marcus, I do not want
to come over for bloody Christmas.
852
00:50:19,087 --> 00:50:23,126 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I do not want to spend Christmas
with Miss Granola Suicide and her spawn.
853
00:50:24,727 --> 00:50:26,877 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'd always thought
what you did with Christmas...
854
00:50:26,967 --> 00:50:30,164 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... was sort of a statement about
where you stood in life.
855
00:50:30,687 --> 00:50:33,884 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I was going to spend this Christmas
the way I usually did.
856
00:50:34,127 --> 00:50:37,085 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Watching videos and getting drunk and stoned.
857
00:50:39,127 --> 00:50:42,119 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Santa's Super Sleigh is heard
on the store intercom]
858
00:50:49,367 --> 00:50:52,484 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
TV CHARACTER: Before you came,
I was all alone.
859
00:50:52,887 --> 00:50:54,718 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It is bad to be alone.
860
00:50:55,167 --> 00:50:58,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Alone, bad.
861
00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:00,724 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Friend, good.
862
00:51:01,247 --> 00:51:04,444 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Friend, good!
863
00:51:04,527 --> 00:51:06,085 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Characters laugh]
864
00:51:06,167 --> 00:51:07,646 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
TV CHARACTER: Now come here.
865
00:51:08,087 --> 00:51:11,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: The good news was it wasn't
just me and Fiona and Marcus.
866
00:51:11,167 --> 00:51:13,806 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The bad news was, well...
867
00:51:14,007 --> 00:51:17,636 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So, you're Marcus' dad.
868
00:51:18,087 --> 00:51:23,400 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, I guess so.
And this is my girlfriend, Lindsey.
869
00:51:27,087 --> 00:51:28,486 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And Lindsey's mum.
870
00:51:31,567 --> 00:51:32,966 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hi there.
871
00:51:33,047 --> 00:51:34,639 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Feliz Navidad playing]
872
00:51:41,447 --> 00:51:44,200 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Thanks, Dad.
- That's okay.
873
00:51:44,647 --> 00:51:46,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I had to hand it to the kid.
874
00:51:46,327 --> 00:51:49,603 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He could be enthusiastic
about some truly crap present.
875
00:51:50,087 --> 00:51:52,521 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Wow, a tambourine! Thanks, Mum.
876
00:51:53,287 --> 00:51:54,515 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Isn't that cool, Will?
877
00:51:54,607 --> 00:51:57,121 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, that'll come in handy.
878
00:51:57,207 --> 00:51:59,243 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I saw it and I thought, "This'll be perfect."
879
00:51:59,327 --> 00:52:04,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Maybe you can perform at that school concert.
Get a pop group together. Make some friends.
880
00:52:04,567 --> 00:52:05,920 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Maybe, Mum.
881
00:52:07,887 --> 00:52:11,675 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
When you sing,
it brings sunshine and happiness into my heart.
882
00:52:12,767 --> 00:52:14,166 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Thanks, Mum.
883
00:52:18,927 --> 00:52:21,487 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This one's from me.
884
00:52:28,807 --> 00:52:31,560 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Brilliant! What is it?
885
00:52:31,847 --> 00:52:33,246 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's a CD, Marcus.
886
00:52:33,687 --> 00:52:36,326 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
By Mystikal. They're cool. You'll like them.
887
00:52:36,407 --> 00:52:38,602 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And what kind of music is Mystikal?
888
00:52:38,887 --> 00:52:41,685 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's sort of world music.
889
00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:43,880 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Shake Ya Ass."
890
00:52:44,287 --> 00:52:46,005 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Slash rap type thing.
891
00:52:46,887 --> 00:52:48,684 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Shake Ya Ass?
892
00:52:48,767 --> 00:52:50,041 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Is he Moroccan?
893
00:52:50,127 --> 00:52:52,004 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm afraid we haven't got a CD player.
894
00:52:52,087 --> 00:52:53,042 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's great anyway.
895
00:52:53,127 --> 00:52:57,405 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I know you haven't got a CD player,
so, I got you one of them as well.
896
00:52:57,687 --> 00:52:59,564 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
LINDSEY'S MOM: What a lucky boy.
897
00:53:00,767 --> 00:53:02,086 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Look, Mum.
898
00:53:02,567 --> 00:53:05,127 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Open yours, Will.
- All right. Thanks a lot.
899
00:53:09,927 --> 00:53:12,600 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Marcus, is this a joke?
- Yeah.
900
00:53:14,207 --> 00:53:15,401 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's not bad.
901
00:53:15,807 --> 00:53:18,640 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
SUZIE: Hi. Sorry, I'm dead late!
902
00:53:18,887 --> 00:53:20,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Have I missed anything?
- No, come on in.
903
00:53:20,887 --> 00:53:23,355 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas!
904
00:53:24,087 --> 00:53:25,486 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Hey!
905
00:53:26,807 --> 00:53:28,445 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Long time no see.
906
00:53:29,967 --> 00:53:31,116 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Where's Megan?
907
00:53:31,207 --> 00:53:35,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
At her dad's. Where's Ned?
At his mum's for Christmas?
908
00:53:37,327 --> 00:53:39,318 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Dog barks in background]
909
00:53:42,247 --> 00:53:43,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah.
910
00:53:43,367 --> 00:53:46,484 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No. I should probably go, shouldn't I?
911
00:53:46,887 --> 00:53:50,562 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You could go pose as Santa,
try and shag some carol singers.
912
00:53:50,647 --> 00:53:52,524 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Are you a professional Santa?
913
00:53:52,607 --> 00:53:53,801 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How lovely!
914
00:53:53,887 --> 00:53:56,276 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Right. That's it. I'm off.
915
00:53:56,367 --> 00:53:58,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Thank you very much. It was great.
916
00:53:58,127 --> 00:54:00,687 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Suzie has every right to express her anger.
917
00:54:00,807 --> 00:54:02,320 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes, and she's expressed it.
918
00:54:02,407 --> 00:54:04,602 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now I have a right to bugger off.
919
00:54:04,687 --> 00:54:06,678 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Thanks a lot. 'Bye.
920
00:54:06,767 --> 00:54:07,882 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Wait!
921
00:54:08,407 --> 00:54:10,125 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's my friend. I invited him.
922
00:54:10,207 --> 00:54:12,118 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I should be able to tell him when to go home.
923
00:54:12,207 --> 00:54:14,482 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I haven't told Will to go, Marcus.
924
00:54:14,567 --> 00:54:17,684 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Suzie's angry and has every right to be,
and she's telling him so.
925
00:54:17,767 --> 00:54:18,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She's right, Marcus.
926
00:54:18,927 --> 00:54:20,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just leave it, okay?
927
00:54:21,327 --> 00:54:23,602 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
All he did was make up a kid for a couple weeks.
928
00:54:23,687 --> 00:54:26,121 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
God, that's nothing. So what? Who cares?
929
00:54:26,207 --> 00:54:28,163 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Kids at school do worse than that every day!
930
00:54:28,247 --> 00:54:31,045 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The point is, Marcus,
Will left school a long time ago.
931
00:54:31,127 --> 00:54:33,277 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He should've grown out
of making people up by now.
932
00:54:33,367 --> 00:54:35,597 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- That's for sure.
- It's not fair to gang up on him.
933
00:54:35,687 --> 00:54:37,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's been better behaved since then.
934
00:54:37,447 --> 00:54:42,521 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He bought me trainers, he lets me go round
to his house and he knows what kids need.
935
00:54:42,607 --> 00:54:45,519 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
FIONA: What?
Expensive footwear and obscene music?
936
00:54:45,607 --> 00:54:48,565 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If there's something you really need
then we can talk about it.
937
00:54:48,647 --> 00:54:52,117 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, we can't. It's not a discussion,
it's an argument, and you always win.
938
00:54:52,207 --> 00:54:55,040 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Why not just tell me what to do?
- I want you to think for yourself!
939
00:54:55,127 --> 00:54:57,561 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm thinking for myself! And I want Will to stay!
940
00:54:57,647 --> 00:55:00,036 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's not the only one
who ever did anything wrong!
941
00:55:00,127 --> 00:55:02,243 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Remember how we met? Remember why?
Because you...
942
00:55:02,327 --> 00:55:06,764 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Because you threw a loaf of bread
at a duck's head and killed it, basically.
943
00:55:08,487 --> 00:55:10,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Suzie and Fiona laugh]
944
00:55:11,047 --> 00:55:13,242 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Excuse me? What's this about a duck?
945
00:55:13,327 --> 00:55:15,682 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Are we having duck? Delicious!
946
00:55:16,327 --> 00:55:18,124 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Caroling music]
947
00:55:18,207 --> 00:55:20,163 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Of course we were not having duck.
948
00:55:20,247 --> 00:55:23,080 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Instead we had nut loaf with parsnip gravy.
949
00:55:24,807 --> 00:55:27,480 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
As I sat there, I had a strange feeling.
950
00:55:28,167 --> 00:55:29,998 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I was enjoying myself.
951
00:55:30,687 --> 00:55:33,155 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'd never really enjoyed Christmas before.
952
00:55:33,327 --> 00:55:35,522 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
My mother used to make me sing
Santa's Super Sleigh...
953
00:55:35,607 --> 00:55:37,962 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... in front of my inebriated uncles and aunts...
954
00:55:38,047 --> 00:55:40,356 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... just to get at my dad, I think.
955
00:55:40,727 --> 00:55:44,242 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But Christmas at Marcus',
I'm ashamed to say it, gave me...
956
00:55:44,327 --> 00:55:45,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... a warm, fuzzy feeling.
957
00:55:46,447 --> 00:55:49,803 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I held that feeling responsible
for the strange events that followed.
958
00:55:51,287 --> 00:55:53,437 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Light, pleasant instrumental music]
959
00:55:53,527 --> 00:55:56,121 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: First of all, Marcus got a crush on a girl.
960
00:55:56,207 --> 00:55:58,198 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: Hello.
ELLIE: Piss off.
961
00:56:00,047 --> 00:56:03,881 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: And then, even stranger, so did I.
962
00:56:04,967 --> 00:56:06,480 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It was all Marcus' fault, really...
963
00:56:06,567 --> 00:56:10,685 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... because once you open your door
to one person, anyone can come in.
964
00:56:11,407 --> 00:56:13,443 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
On New Year's Eve, I met Rachel.
965
00:56:13,527 --> 00:56:16,121 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She was interesting, smart and attractive.
966
00:56:16,247 --> 00:56:19,683 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And for about five minutes,
I had her convinced that I was, too.
967
00:56:19,767 --> 00:56:21,803 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...things like political events.
968
00:56:21,887 --> 00:56:22,717 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Okay.
969
00:56:22,807 --> 00:56:24,206 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You in television?
970
00:56:24,527 --> 00:56:27,724 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Am I in television? No.
971
00:56:27,807 --> 00:56:29,923 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Everyone else is in television.
- Yeah.
972
00:56:30,007 --> 00:56:31,122 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I watch television.
973
00:56:31,207 --> 00:56:34,165 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Right, right.
So you're more in front of it than in it.
974
00:56:34,247 --> 00:56:36,124 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- In it, yeah.
- Yes, I get it, yeah.
975
00:56:36,207 --> 00:56:37,401 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: It was torture.
976
00:56:37,487 --> 00:56:41,719 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
For five minutes I realized what life would be like
if I were, in any way, interesting.
977
00:56:41,807 --> 00:56:45,197 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If I had anything to say for myself,
if I did anything.
978
00:56:45,287 --> 00:56:46,959 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But I didn't do anything.
979
00:56:47,607 --> 00:56:51,486 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And in about 30 seconds she'd know
and she'd be gone like a shot.
980
00:56:51,687 --> 00:56:54,076 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So what do you do?
981
00:56:56,207 --> 00:56:59,563 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm sort of taking a bit of time off at the moment.
982
00:56:59,647 --> 00:57:01,956 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Sounds good, yeah.
- Yeah.
983
00:57:02,767 --> 00:57:04,485 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Time off from what?
984
00:57:05,007 --> 00:57:11,003 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To be absolutely honest,
time off from time off, in fact.
985
00:57:11,167 --> 00:57:15,843 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The interesting thing about me is
I don't actually do anything.
986
00:57:18,967 --> 00:57:21,765 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- You don't do anything?
- Actually, no.
987
00:57:24,247 --> 00:57:26,602 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Nothing.
- Nope.
988
00:57:27,287 --> 00:57:28,242 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Wow.
989
00:57:29,607 --> 00:57:30,676 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's...
990
00:57:32,167 --> 00:57:33,725 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
GUEST: Now, Rachel, darling.
991
00:57:34,927 --> 00:57:37,964 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
East Coast or West Coast rap?
992
00:57:38,047 --> 00:57:39,275 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
RACHEL: I have absolutely no...
993
00:57:39,367 --> 00:57:43,406 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: There. She was gone.
There was no more to say.
994
00:57:44,287 --> 00:57:46,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
All rap music sounds exactly the same to me.
995
00:57:46,607 --> 00:57:47,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Or was there?
996
00:57:47,607 --> 00:57:51,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I tell you what. I know a 12-year-old
who'd kill you for saying that.
997
00:57:51,327 --> 00:57:52,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Really?
- Yes.
998
00:57:53,087 --> 00:57:55,601 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- So do l, come to that.
- Yeah?
999
00:57:56,007 --> 00:57:58,567 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Yeah. What's yours called?
- Mine?
1000
00:58:00,207 --> 00:58:03,563 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's called Marcus.
1001
00:58:04,607 --> 00:58:06,996 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Mine's Ali. Alistair.
1002
00:58:07,567 --> 00:58:09,046 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: And there it was.
1003
00:58:09,127 --> 00:58:12,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It wasn't a lie.
It was 100 percent her assumption.
1004
00:58:12,567 --> 00:58:14,717 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Well, 50 percent, at the very least.
1005
00:58:14,807 --> 00:58:16,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Soft instrumental music]
1006
00:58:17,567 --> 00:58:21,196 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I was in fantasyland again.
But this time it was different.
1007
00:58:21,527 --> 00:58:26,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
SPAT was for fun. This was serious.
I acted in self-defense.
1008
00:58:34,527 --> 00:58:36,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We arranged to get our lads together.
1009
00:58:36,607 --> 00:58:39,519 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Which means
we arranged for us to get together.
1010
00:58:39,727 --> 00:58:42,195 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Single parents, alone together.
1011
00:58:43,527 --> 00:58:45,643 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ALL: Happy New Year!
1012
00:58:46,687 --> 00:58:48,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I was in deep trouble.
1013
00:58:50,047 --> 00:58:52,959 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And there was only one person
who could help me out.
1014
00:58:53,047 --> 00:58:55,242 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Hip hop music to Shake Ya Ass]
1015
00:59:02,487 --> 00:59:07,003 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Sings with CD] "Shake ya ass, but watch ya self
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin' with
1016
00:59:07,167 --> 00:59:08,919 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Shake ya ass, watch ya self
1017
00:59:10,967 --> 00:59:14,801 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- "Show me what you workin' with"
- What did you just say to me?
1018
00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:18,885 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You heard me, squitty little shitty
snot-nosed bastard!
1019
00:59:18,967 --> 00:59:20,002 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sorry.
1020
00:59:20,207 --> 00:59:22,516 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I was singing along to this song by Mystikal.
1021
00:59:22,607 --> 00:59:23,960 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's a rap.
1022
00:59:24,087 --> 00:59:25,520 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You like rap?
1023
00:59:25,727 --> 00:59:26,557 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A little.
1024
00:59:26,647 --> 00:59:29,764 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's by black people, mostly.
They're angry most of the time.
1025
00:59:29,847 --> 00:59:32,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But sometimes they just want to have sex.
1026
00:59:33,327 --> 00:59:34,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You taking a piss?
1027
00:59:34,567 --> 00:59:36,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
'Cause if you are, you'll get a slap.
1028
00:59:36,327 --> 00:59:37,760 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm not taking a piss.
1029
00:59:37,847 --> 00:59:40,520 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't even know how to take a piss.
1030
00:59:40,927 --> 00:59:42,963 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- What's your name?
- Marcus.
1031
00:59:45,367 --> 00:59:46,686 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm Ellie.
1032
00:59:46,927 --> 00:59:48,565 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hi, Ellie. Nice to meet you.
1033
00:59:48,647 --> 00:59:52,959 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Not so fast. I'm not ready for physical contact.
Next thing you know, we'll be having sex.
1034
00:59:53,047 --> 00:59:54,924 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And where will that get us?
1035
00:59:55,087 --> 00:59:58,124 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And stop telling strangers to shake their ass.
1036
00:59:58,927 --> 01:00:00,838 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Okay, Ellie. See you!
1037
01:00:02,127 --> 01:00:04,721 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Sings song without saying the word "ass"]
1038
01:00:11,207 --> 01:00:12,640 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hello, mate.
1039
01:00:13,727 --> 01:00:16,195 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Listen, I need your help.
1040
01:00:16,487 --> 01:00:18,364 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Light, happy instrumental music]
1041
01:00:18,447 --> 01:00:20,642 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why did you tell this lady I was your son?
1042
01:00:20,727 --> 01:00:21,955 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, I didn't tell her.
1043
01:00:22,047 --> 01:00:24,845 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I told you,
she just got the wrong end of the stick.
1044
01:00:24,927 --> 01:00:26,201 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So just tell her.
1045
01:00:26,287 --> 01:00:28,278 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- No. Can't do that.
- Why not?
1046
01:00:28,367 --> 01:00:32,519 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We're really going around in circles here.
Just accept the facts, okay?
1047
01:00:32,727 --> 01:00:34,160 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're my son.
1048
01:00:34,247 --> 01:00:36,124 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'll tell her, if you like. I don't mind.
1049
01:00:36,207 --> 01:00:38,482 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's very kind of you, Marcus, but no.
1050
01:00:38,567 --> 01:00:40,762 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Why not?
- For Christ's sake!
1051
01:00:40,847 --> 01:00:44,362 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She's got a rare disease
and if she believes something that's not right...
1052
01:00:44,447 --> 01:00:48,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...then hears the truth, her brain will boil
in her head and she'll die, okay?
1053
01:00:49,207 --> 01:00:51,038 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's a load of shit.
1054
01:00:51,807 --> 01:00:55,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm really interested in this woman.
1055
01:00:55,727 --> 01:00:57,877 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What do you mean, interested?
1056
01:00:58,247 --> 01:01:00,044 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's so interesting about her?
1057
01:01:00,127 --> 01:01:01,845 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Okay, Marcus, here.
1058
01:01:02,167 --> 01:01:04,920 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Here's my last scrap of dignity. Enjoy it.
1059
01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:07,596 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I want to go out with her. Okay?
1060
01:01:07,687 --> 01:01:09,962 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'd like her to be my girlfriend. There, I said it.
1061
01:01:10,047 --> 01:01:12,607 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Brilliant! Why didn't you just say that?
1062
01:01:13,007 --> 01:01:14,838 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't know.
1063
01:01:15,207 --> 01:01:18,244 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I was embarrassed or something,
'cause this is a bit new for me.
1064
01:01:18,327 --> 01:01:20,795 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I just met her, her name's Rachel. She's sort of...
1065
01:01:20,887 --> 01:01:22,605 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There's this girl at school. Ellie.
1066
01:01:22,687 --> 01:01:24,484 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I kind of want her to be my girlfriend.
1067
01:01:24,567 --> 01:01:26,285 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm not exactly sure.
1068
01:01:26,487 --> 01:01:28,045 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I've been meaning to ask you.
1069
01:01:28,127 --> 01:01:31,961 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's the difference between
a girl who's your friend and a girlfriend?
1070
01:01:32,047 --> 01:01:35,403 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Well, I don't know.
1071
01:01:35,847 --> 01:01:38,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Do you want to touch her?
1072
01:01:38,167 --> 01:01:39,361 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Is that so important?
1073
01:01:39,447 --> 01:01:41,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, you've heard about sex, right?
1074
01:01:41,127 --> 01:01:42,685 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It is kind of a big deal.
1075
01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:44,723 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I know. I'm not stupid.
1076
01:01:45,367 --> 01:01:47,722 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I just can't believe there's nothing more to it.
1077
01:01:47,807 --> 01:01:51,800 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I mean, like, I want to be with her more.
I want to be with her all the time.
1078
01:01:51,887 --> 01:01:54,640 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And I want to tell her things
I don't even tell you or Mum.
1079
01:01:54,727 --> 01:01:57,116 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And I don't want her to have another boyfriend.
1080
01:01:57,207 --> 01:01:59,163 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If I could have all those things...
1081
01:01:59,247 --> 01:02:02,444 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...I wouldn't really mind if I touched her or not.
1082
01:02:03,247 --> 01:02:05,203 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Well, you'll learn, Marcus.
1083
01:02:05,567 --> 01:02:07,637 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You won't feel like that forever.
1084
01:02:07,727 --> 01:02:10,116 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Light, happy instrumental music]
1085
01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:13,325 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Okay, how do I look?
1086
01:02:13,407 --> 01:02:15,159 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Good. How do I look?
1087
01:02:17,287 --> 01:02:20,165 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just be as normal as you can, okay?
1088
01:02:21,127 --> 01:02:22,765 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Good advice for Marcus.
1089
01:02:22,847 --> 01:02:24,485 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I wish I could have followed it.
1090
01:02:24,567 --> 01:02:26,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm sorry it's such a mess.
1091
01:02:26,327 --> 01:02:28,283 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's where I work.
1092
01:02:29,967 --> 01:02:32,481 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: My mouth was dry
and my palms sweating.
1093
01:02:32,567 --> 01:02:34,922 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I didn't know what the hell was happening to me.
1094
01:02:35,047 --> 01:02:37,720 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...manage to tidy up. Ali?
1095
01:02:37,807 --> 01:02:40,605 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: All I could do was stand there,
grinning like an idiot.
1096
01:02:40,687 --> 01:02:43,440 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Should we just go upstairs?
- Sure. Okay.
1097
01:02:46,087 --> 01:02:47,156 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Ali.
1098
01:02:47,527 --> 01:02:48,516 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus.
1099
01:02:49,447 --> 01:02:50,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus.
1100
01:02:51,207 --> 01:02:52,196 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Ali.
1101
01:02:53,247 --> 01:02:55,966 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're in my year at school.
1102
01:02:56,247 --> 01:02:58,886 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Really? Yeah, I think I've seen you around.
1103
01:02:58,967 --> 01:02:59,797 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Great!
1104
01:02:59,887 --> 01:03:02,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Then you guys'll have a lot to talk about.
1105
01:03:02,127 --> 01:03:03,879 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Will, this is Ali.
1106
01:03:04,127 --> 01:03:05,719 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Ali, this is Will.
1107
01:03:06,047 --> 01:03:08,402 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- All right.
- All right.
1108
01:03:09,967 --> 01:03:13,118 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Do you guys want to hang up here for a while?
1109
01:03:14,047 --> 01:03:16,083 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Yeah, sounds good, right?
- Yeah. Okay.
1110
01:03:16,167 --> 01:03:17,964 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: For a moment, I loved him.
1111
01:03:18,047 --> 01:03:19,446 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Really loved him.
1112
01:03:19,527 --> 01:03:21,677 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
RACHEL: You can show him
your new computer games.
1113
01:03:21,767 --> 01:03:23,598 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Good. Okay, catch you later.
1114
01:03:23,687 --> 01:03:25,643 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Let's leave them to it.
1115
01:03:26,327 --> 01:03:28,522 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Radio plays punk rock music]
1116
01:03:34,487 --> 01:03:37,285 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If your dad goes out with my mum,
then you're dead.
1117
01:03:37,367 --> 01:03:38,766 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Really dead.
1118
01:03:39,287 --> 01:03:42,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Don't worry. He's all right.
- I don't care if he's all right!
1119
01:03:42,367 --> 01:03:44,198 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't want him going out with my mum!
1120
01:03:44,287 --> 01:03:47,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't want to see him
or you around here ever again, okay?
1121
01:03:47,927 --> 01:03:49,724 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm not really sure it's up to me.
1122
01:03:49,807 --> 01:03:52,765 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Well, it better be! Or you're going to die.
1123
01:03:52,847 --> 01:03:56,601 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: I was getting the feeling
that maybe this kid Ali was a serial killer.
1124
01:03:56,687 --> 01:03:59,645 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Can I have a go on your computer?
What games you got?
1125
01:03:59,807 --> 01:04:01,445 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Are you listening to me?
1126
01:04:01,887 --> 01:04:05,004 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, it's just that I can't really
do much at the moment, can I?
1127
01:04:05,087 --> 01:04:08,159 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I mean, Will, that's my dad...
1128
01:04:09,287 --> 01:04:12,040 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...he likes your mum,
and I think she's keen on him.
1129
01:04:12,127 --> 01:04:13,685 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She's not keen on him!
1130
01:04:13,847 --> 01:04:15,565 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She's only keen on me!
1131
01:04:15,647 --> 01:04:17,399 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[lndistinct chatter]
1132
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:19,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: One amazing thing about Rachel...
1133
01:04:19,447 --> 01:04:23,042 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... was that I wanted to kiss her every time
she said something interesting.
1134
01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:25,165 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Which was all the time.
1135
01:04:25,447 --> 01:04:28,166 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It was sexy. It was weird.
1136
01:04:29,247 --> 01:04:32,637 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
RACHEL: I use Bristol boards, India ink and...
1137
01:04:33,847 --> 01:04:35,200 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Am I boring you?
1138
01:04:35,447 --> 01:04:36,846 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, no. No.
1139
01:04:38,167 --> 01:04:40,123 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- What?
- Nothing.
1140
01:04:40,487 --> 01:04:42,955 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's just you looked like Marcus just then.
1141
01:04:43,967 --> 01:04:44,763 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Did I?
1142
01:04:44,847 --> 01:04:48,203 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I think it's sweet how much
he seems to take after you...
1143
01:04:48,447 --> 01:04:51,405 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and the way he dresses like you, as well.
1144
01:04:51,967 --> 01:04:55,516 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't think I dress like Marcus, really.
1145
01:04:55,607 --> 01:04:57,006 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Footsteps]
1146
01:04:57,687 --> 01:04:58,881 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Door opens]
1147
01:04:58,967 --> 01:04:59,956 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus?
1148
01:05:03,647 --> 01:05:06,605 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Wait! Hang on. Hang on.
Come on, we're going back.
1149
01:05:06,687 --> 01:05:09,121 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- He's off his head.
- No, he's not.
1150
01:05:09,207 --> 01:05:13,280 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He said he'd cut me up into little pieces
and hide me under the floorboards.
1151
01:05:13,487 --> 01:05:16,206 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- He did?
- No.
1152
01:05:16,287 --> 01:05:18,084 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But I'm sure he's capable of it.
1153
01:05:18,167 --> 01:05:20,123 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It'll be different. You'll like it, I promise.
1154
01:05:20,207 --> 01:05:23,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus, Ali has something to say to you.
1155
01:05:25,607 --> 01:05:26,960 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Doesn't he?
1156
01:05:28,407 --> 01:05:29,681 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sorry, Marcus.
1157
01:05:30,967 --> 01:05:33,197 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I didn't mean to say those things.
1158
01:05:33,727 --> 01:05:35,046 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's okay, Ali.
1159
01:05:36,887 --> 01:05:39,242 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Ali finds all this very difficult.
1160
01:05:39,607 --> 01:05:41,643 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, so does Marcus.
1161
01:05:43,607 --> 01:05:45,199 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't you, mate?
1162
01:05:45,847 --> 01:05:47,758 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You know, I mean, divorced parents...
1163
01:05:47,847 --> 01:05:50,964 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and not knowing
how to feel about new people.
1164
01:05:52,887 --> 01:05:56,004 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes. Absolutely. Absolutely the way I feel.
1165
01:05:56,327 --> 01:05:59,000 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Ali didn't get along
with the last bloke I went out with.
1166
01:05:59,087 --> 01:06:01,203 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- He was a liar!
- All right, darling.
1167
01:06:02,087 --> 01:06:04,157 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He wasn't 100 percent good news.
1168
01:06:04,647 --> 01:06:08,401 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I'm not saying that you and I are.
- That's okay.
1169
01:06:08,647 --> 01:06:10,956 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He fancies you. He told me.
1170
01:06:14,207 --> 01:06:16,437 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Thanks a lot, mate.
- Oh, dear.
1171
01:06:16,527 --> 01:06:17,960 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Cheers, mate.
1172
01:06:21,367 --> 01:06:23,756 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't look so worried, sweetheart.
1173
01:06:24,727 --> 01:06:25,477 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Soft instrumental music]
1174
01:06:25,567 --> 01:06:26,397 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Ellie!
1175
01:06:26,487 --> 01:06:28,876 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Marcus? What, are you stalking me?
- No.
1176
01:06:28,967 --> 01:06:31,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Too bad. Made me feel like a celebrity.
1177
01:06:31,127 --> 01:06:34,244 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, but I didn't know that then, did l, sexy?
1178
01:06:36,007 --> 01:06:38,043 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: All I'm saying is, you know, watch out.
1179
01:06:38,127 --> 01:06:42,006 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It just looks a bit more like owner and pet
than boyfriend and girlfriend.
1180
01:06:42,087 --> 01:06:43,839 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: At least I'm honest.
1181
01:06:43,967 --> 01:06:45,002 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What does that mean?
1182
01:06:45,087 --> 01:06:47,317 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's just that you and Rachel...
1183
01:06:48,207 --> 01:06:50,960 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What? What does that mean?
1184
01:06:51,367 --> 01:06:54,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't know,
I think there's a problem with you and Rachel.
1185
01:06:54,447 --> 01:06:58,122 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I mean, like, you want to be with her
but she thinks you have a son.
1186
01:06:58,327 --> 01:06:59,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And you don't.
1187
01:06:59,407 --> 01:07:01,363 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If you're going to be with someone...
1188
01:07:01,447 --> 01:07:03,961 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...shouldn't you tell them things like that?
1189
01:07:04,727 --> 01:07:05,762 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No.
1190
01:07:06,087 --> 01:07:08,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I mean, you know, like the truth.
1191
01:07:10,047 --> 01:07:11,719 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's wrong with you?
1192
01:07:12,447 --> 01:07:15,405 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: But later that night,
when I was on my own...
1193
01:07:15,607 --> 01:07:18,644 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... I remembered the deal
Marcus was prepared to strike.
1194
01:07:19,847 --> 01:07:22,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes, I wanted to touch Rachel.
1195
01:07:22,647 --> 01:07:25,445 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But at this moment, if I had the choice...
1196
01:07:25,807 --> 01:07:29,083 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... I'd settle for the less and the more
that Marcus wanted.
1197
01:07:29,767 --> 01:07:31,962 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Jesus, was I turning into Marcus?
1198
01:07:32,047 --> 01:07:34,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Would he be buying me shoes soon?
1199
01:07:35,607 --> 01:07:38,758 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I took his advice and told Rachel the truth.
1200
01:07:39,767 --> 01:07:41,758 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Or very nearly the truth.
1201
01:07:41,887 --> 01:07:44,526 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That I wasn't Marcus' natural father.
1202
01:07:45,727 --> 01:07:47,399 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And that is not natural seaweed.
1203
01:07:47,487 --> 01:07:51,275 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: The problem was, once I told the truth,
I knew there'd be more questions.
1204
01:07:51,367 --> 01:07:53,835 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't get it. If you're not his natural father...
1205
01:07:53,927 --> 01:07:57,920 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and you don't live with him,
then how is he your son?
1206
01:07:58,287 --> 01:07:59,402 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, I see.
1207
01:07:59,687 --> 01:08:02,838 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It must look very confusing from the outside.
1208
01:08:02,927 --> 01:08:05,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Tell me how it is on the inside.
1209
01:08:05,927 --> 01:08:08,487 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's just one of those long, boring stories.
1210
01:08:08,567 --> 01:08:10,876 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Look, do you want to move on to wine?
1211
01:08:10,967 --> 01:08:12,878 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You want some Chinese rice wine, miss?
1212
01:08:12,967 --> 01:08:17,882 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You would like to try,
I suspect, the Panang Paneng.
1213
01:08:19,127 --> 01:08:19,957 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah?
1214
01:08:20,567 --> 01:08:21,602 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No.
1215
01:08:23,327 --> 01:08:25,557 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Tell me about your relationship with Ali.
1216
01:08:25,647 --> 01:08:29,196 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Is that as complicated as mine and Marcus'?
- No.
1217
01:08:29,287 --> 01:08:32,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I slept with his father,
and then nine months later I gave birth.
1218
01:08:32,927 --> 01:08:33,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Pretty straightforward.
1219
01:08:34,007 --> 01:08:36,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah. I envy you that.
1220
01:08:37,527 --> 01:08:41,645 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm really sorry to harp on about this
but I haven't got it all worked out yet.
1221
01:08:41,727 --> 01:08:45,959 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You are Marcus' stepfather,
but you don't live with him or with his mother.
1222
01:08:48,007 --> 01:08:50,805 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, you see, wait.
1223
01:09:01,647 --> 01:09:04,445 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I never said he was my son.
1224
01:09:04,767 --> 01:09:05,563 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Did I?
1225
01:09:05,647 --> 01:09:08,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The words "I have a son called Marcus, "
never escaped my lips.
1226
01:09:08,887 --> 01:09:11,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's what you chose to believe.
1227
01:09:11,127 --> 01:09:12,845 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah. Right.
1228
01:09:13,207 --> 01:09:15,243 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's me that's the fantasist.
1229
01:09:15,367 --> 01:09:19,042 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I wanted to believe that you had a son,
so I let my imagination run riot.
1230
01:09:19,127 --> 01:09:21,197 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Obviously I played a part, I can see that.
1231
01:09:21,287 --> 01:09:24,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No! Not at all.
I met you and I thought, "Cute guy.
1232
01:09:25,007 --> 01:09:28,158 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"God, if only he had a son.
A geeky, teenage kid, if possible."
1233
01:09:28,247 --> 01:09:30,966 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Then you turned up at my house
with Marcus, and bingo!
1234
01:09:31,047 --> 01:09:35,438 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now I made this crazy link
'cause of some deep psychological need in me.
1235
01:09:36,287 --> 01:09:38,881 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You shouldn't beat yourself up about it.
1236
01:09:40,087 --> 01:09:42,157 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It could have happened to anyone.
1237
01:09:45,367 --> 01:09:50,282 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The first time I met you
I thought you were a bit blank.
1238
01:09:52,687 --> 01:09:54,882 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But then you changed my mind.
1239
01:09:56,287 --> 01:09:58,118 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Maybe I was right.
1240
01:09:58,607 --> 01:10:00,404 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Rachel, listen.
- Yes?
1241
01:10:01,487 --> 01:10:03,284 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Poignant piano note]
1242
01:10:10,727 --> 01:10:12,683 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm sorry, you're right.
1243
01:10:16,247 --> 01:10:20,365 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I am a blank.
1244
01:10:21,927 --> 01:10:25,715 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm really nothing.
1245
01:10:29,967 --> 01:10:33,482 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't know what the hell I was thinking of,
I'm sorry.
1246
01:10:33,567 --> 01:10:35,558 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Melancholy piano music]
1247
01:10:53,807 --> 01:10:54,796 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
'Bye, Ellie.
1248
01:10:54,887 --> 01:10:56,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus! My man!
1249
01:10:57,607 --> 01:10:58,562 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
SIMON: 'Bye, Marcus!
1250
01:10:58,647 --> 01:11:00,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
CLASSMATE: See you, Marcus!
1251
01:11:00,327 --> 01:11:02,318 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Piano music continues]
1252
01:11:16,727 --> 01:11:18,319 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Fiona cries]
1253
01:11:18,727 --> 01:11:19,796 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Mum?
1254
01:11:19,887 --> 01:11:21,878 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Melancholy rock song]
1255
01:11:44,127 --> 01:11:48,837 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
TEACHER: So, if z = 17, does x > 2?
1256
01:11:49,207 --> 01:11:50,526 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus?
1257
01:11:51,967 --> 01:11:54,117 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: I didn't know what the answer was.
1258
01:11:54,207 --> 01:11:56,277 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I didn't know what "x" equaled.
1259
01:11:56,367 --> 01:11:58,597 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And I didn't know how to help my mum.
1260
01:12:08,287 --> 01:12:09,879 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: And then I realized.
1261
01:12:09,967 --> 01:12:12,686 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There was something she said
I could do for her.
1262
01:12:12,767 --> 01:12:17,318 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I'm thinking of singing at the school concert.
- You? At the rock concert?
1263
01:12:18,007 --> 01:12:21,317 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't think that would be
a very good idea, Marcus.
1264
01:12:21,407 --> 01:12:22,726 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Will you accompany me?
1265
01:12:22,807 --> 01:12:24,684 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
All I've got is a tambourine.
1266
01:12:25,287 --> 01:12:28,484 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, I'm sorry. It's suicide.
1267
01:12:29,967 --> 01:12:32,356 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I mean, they'll crucify you.
1268
01:12:33,447 --> 01:12:36,041 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Melancholy piano music]
1269
01:12:38,447 --> 01:12:40,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Doorbell rings]
1270
01:12:56,207 --> 01:12:57,879 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Mum's at it again.
1271
01:13:01,047 --> 01:13:03,845 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- At what? Sorry.
- What do you mean, what?
1272
01:13:04,927 --> 01:13:06,121 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The crying.
1273
01:13:06,207 --> 01:13:08,641 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She sits in the house all day, crying.
1274
01:13:08,727 --> 01:13:11,116 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She does it in the mornings, too.
1275
01:13:14,007 --> 01:13:18,364 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's as bad now as it was
before the Dead Duck Day.
1276
01:13:23,847 --> 01:13:26,600 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus, I'm sorry, mate...
1277
01:13:28,847 --> 01:13:30,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...l'm a bit busy at the moment.
1278
01:13:30,687 --> 01:13:33,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're busy? Doing what?
1279
01:13:35,887 --> 01:13:38,276 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Didn't you hear me?
- I heard you.
1280
01:13:38,447 --> 01:13:41,598 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- What do you want me to do about it?
- I don't know.
1281
01:13:41,687 --> 01:13:44,155 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- You could talk to her.
- Yeah? And what would I say?
1282
01:13:44,247 --> 01:13:46,317 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I don't know!
- Why would she listen to me?
1283
01:13:46,407 --> 01:13:47,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Who am I to her?
1284
01:13:48,687 --> 01:13:50,405 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I'm nobody.
- You're not nobody.
1285
01:13:50,487 --> 01:13:52,717 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- You're...
- Who? Who do you think I am?
1286
01:13:53,807 --> 01:13:55,126 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Who do you think you are?
1287
01:13:55,207 --> 01:13:58,995 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You come here uninvited,
you disrupt my life, you screw things up.
1288
01:13:59,527 --> 01:14:01,995 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What do you want from me?
This isn't my problem.
1289
01:14:02,087 --> 01:14:04,840 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm not your family, mate. I'm not.
I'm not your uncle.
1290
01:14:04,927 --> 01:14:06,121 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm not your big brother.
1291
01:14:06,207 --> 01:14:09,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We've established pretty firmly
that I'm not your father, either, am I?
1292
01:14:09,607 --> 01:14:10,437 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But...
1293
01:14:10,527 --> 01:14:11,801 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'll tell you what I am.
1294
01:14:11,887 --> 01:14:16,085 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm the guy who's really good at
choosing trainers or records, okay?
1295
01:14:16,167 --> 01:14:18,727 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's it. I can't help you with real things.
1296
01:14:18,887 --> 01:14:22,163 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I can't help you with anything
that means anything.
1297
01:14:24,447 --> 01:14:26,085 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You could try.
1298
01:14:35,247 --> 01:14:36,441 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're right.
1299
01:14:37,127 --> 01:14:38,560 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You can't help me.
1300
01:14:38,647 --> 01:14:40,000 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How could you?
1301
01:14:40,087 --> 01:14:42,681 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're a stupid person who watches TV all day...
1302
01:14:42,767 --> 01:14:43,722 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and buys things.
1303
01:14:43,807 --> 01:14:48,119 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You don't give a shit about anybody,
and nobody gives a shit about you!
1304
01:14:53,207 --> 01:14:55,596 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Door opens and slams shut]
1305
01:15:07,287 --> 01:15:09,881 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Acoustic guitar]
1306
01:15:10,967 --> 01:15:13,561 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Upbeat rock music]
1307
01:15:17,567 --> 01:15:20,525 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: Mum said my singing brought
sunshine and happiness...
1308
01:15:20,607 --> 01:15:22,006 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... into her life.
1309
01:15:22,247 --> 01:15:25,364 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So I'd do it, even if it meant mine was over.
1310
01:15:54,007 --> 01:15:55,076 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Look, Mum.
1311
01:16:08,607 --> 01:16:10,598 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Rock song continues]
1312
01:16:36,047 --> 01:16:40,996 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: My life is made up of units of time.
Buying CDs: Two units.
1313
01:16:42,607 --> 01:16:45,167 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Eating lunch: Three units.
1314
01:16:47,247 --> 01:16:50,364 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Exercising: Two units.
1315
01:16:52,727 --> 01:16:55,241 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
All in all, I had a very full life.
1316
01:17:04,727 --> 01:17:08,720 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: It's just that it didn't mean anything.
1317
01:17:15,607 --> 01:17:19,805 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Combination of the continuing rock song
and Santa's Super Sleigh]
1318
01:17:21,207 --> 01:17:26,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[CD player] "Look who's coming
round the bend"
1319
01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:38,526 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: The fact was there was only one thing
that meant something to me:
1320
01:17:39,207 --> 01:17:40,799 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Doorbell rings]
1321
01:17:50,047 --> 01:17:53,676 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Marcus. He was the only thing
that meant something to me.
1322
01:17:54,167 --> 01:17:57,045 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And Fiona was the only thing
that meant something to him.
1323
01:17:57,127 --> 01:17:59,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And she was about to fall off the edge.
1324
01:17:59,927 --> 01:18:01,519 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Doorbell rings]
1325
01:18:03,207 --> 01:18:05,198 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Rock music continues]
1326
01:18:17,407 --> 01:18:19,523 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ALL: Single parents alone together!
1327
01:18:19,607 --> 01:18:21,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Single parents alone together!
1328
01:18:21,607 --> 01:18:25,805 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Single parents alone together!
All for one and one for all!
1329
01:18:28,007 --> 01:18:31,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Fiona!
- Will, we haven't seen you for a while.
1330
01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:32,526 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How's Ned?
1331
01:18:33,007 --> 01:18:37,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Who? He's a load of crap. He doesn't exist.
1332
01:18:38,367 --> 01:18:39,720 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, I made him up.
1333
01:18:39,807 --> 01:18:41,206 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- You made him up?
- Yeah.
1334
01:18:41,287 --> 01:18:43,721 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- To meet women.
- You're sick.
1335
01:18:44,607 --> 01:18:46,837 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Fiona, I've got to talk to you.
- Go ahead.
1336
01:18:46,927 --> 01:18:49,646 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, you know, properly talk to you, privately.
1337
01:18:49,727 --> 01:18:52,685 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, this is a circle of truth.
1338
01:18:52,767 --> 01:18:56,203 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Whatever you have to say,
you can say it in front of everybody.
1339
01:18:57,167 --> 01:19:01,319 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Okay. Please don't try
and commit suicide again.
1340
01:19:03,927 --> 01:19:07,044 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I can't believe you just said that.
That is my private experience.
1341
01:19:07,127 --> 01:19:09,766 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, well, that's the thing, isn't it? It's not.
1342
01:19:09,847 --> 01:19:11,360 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus is worried about you.
1343
01:19:11,447 --> 01:19:13,403 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm worried because he's worried about you.
1344
01:19:13,487 --> 01:19:16,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Will, I don't have plans to commit suicide.
1345
01:19:16,567 --> 01:19:17,522 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You don't?
1346
01:19:17,607 --> 01:19:19,199 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Not at the moment, no.
1347
01:19:19,927 --> 01:19:22,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Great. Great!
1348
01:19:22,327 --> 01:19:24,363 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Good.
1349
01:19:24,447 --> 01:19:27,200 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You know I'm not attracted to you, right?
1350
01:19:28,847 --> 01:19:32,078 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What are you on about?
No. What are you, nuts?
1351
01:19:32,807 --> 01:19:34,923 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Right. Wrong word completely.
1352
01:19:35,167 --> 01:19:39,957 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But that's something that
we should, you know, talk about a bit.
1353
01:19:40,047 --> 01:19:42,277 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The crying in the morning thing, the depression.
1354
01:19:42,367 --> 01:19:44,597 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Let's get that fixed.
1355
01:19:44,687 --> 01:19:47,645 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
FIONA: That's what men think, isn't it?
WILL: What?
1356
01:19:48,167 --> 01:19:51,125 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That unless you've got the answer,
unless you can say:
1357
01:19:51,207 --> 01:19:55,200 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"I know a bloke in the Essex Road who
can fix that, " then there's no point bothering.
1358
01:19:55,287 --> 01:19:56,242 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No.
1359
01:19:57,607 --> 01:19:59,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Well, yeah, okay. I would.
1360
01:19:59,447 --> 01:20:02,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'd love to know the name of the bloke
in the Essex Road...
1361
01:20:02,447 --> 01:20:04,677 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...because I've got a feeling I'd be useless.
1362
01:20:04,767 --> 01:20:06,678 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Will, you're not useless.
1363
01:20:07,927 --> 01:20:11,203 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're here. And that matters.
1364
01:20:12,127 --> 01:20:13,276 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Right.
1365
01:20:13,367 --> 01:20:15,642 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Now, can we... Do you mind?
- What?
1366
01:20:15,927 --> 01:20:19,317 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Marcus is singing at the school concert.
- Marcus is singing?
1367
01:20:19,407 --> 01:20:20,760 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Yeah, singing.
- At school?
1368
01:20:20,847 --> 01:20:22,405 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's a pop concert. He's so excited.
1369
01:20:22,487 --> 01:20:25,559 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I want to get there on time.
- Wait, wait. What's he singing?
1370
01:20:25,647 --> 01:20:29,879 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Sings] "Killing me softly with his song
1371
01:20:30,167 --> 01:20:32,601 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Telling my whole life"
1372
01:20:33,047 --> 01:20:34,639 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Tires screech]
1373
01:20:34,727 --> 01:20:38,356 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- What time does this thing start?
- What have you got against Marcus singing?
1374
01:20:38,447 --> 01:20:42,759 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You know the dream where you're at school
without your trousers on and everyone laughs?
1375
01:20:42,847 --> 01:20:45,884 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- What's the connection?
- That will be Marcus, but for real.
1376
01:20:45,967 --> 01:20:48,561 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If he sings that song in front of those kids...
1377
01:20:48,647 --> 01:20:50,842 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...you can just write him off until university.
1378
01:20:50,927 --> 01:20:53,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If he reaches university,
'cause he's going to get torn to shreds.
1379
01:20:54,087 --> 01:20:56,601 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You cannot stop someone
from expressing themselves.
1380
01:20:56,687 --> 01:21:00,362 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's not expressing himself!
He's expressing you, okay?
1381
01:21:01,807 --> 01:21:02,876 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Oh, God.
1382
01:21:03,967 --> 01:21:07,357 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What? Jesus Christ.
1383
01:21:07,647 --> 01:21:11,162 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're right. Will, am I a bad mother?
1384
01:21:11,567 --> 01:21:15,879 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, you're not a bad mother.
You're just a barking lunatic.
1385
01:21:16,047 --> 01:21:17,685 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, I am. I am a bad mother.
1386
01:21:17,767 --> 01:21:20,998 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I've let things slide
and I haven't been noticing properly.
1387
01:21:21,087 --> 01:21:23,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's a special, very special boy.
1388
01:21:23,567 --> 01:21:25,956 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And he's got a special soul, and I've wounded it!
1389
01:21:26,047 --> 01:21:28,800 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Please, just shut up. You're wounding my soul.
1390
01:21:29,887 --> 01:21:32,481 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Light, easy instrumental music,
while car screeches]
1391
01:21:41,167 --> 01:21:43,965 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Music becomes faster and heavier]
1392
01:21:55,847 --> 01:21:58,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Okay, you park it.
FIONA: What?
1393
01:22:01,487 --> 01:22:04,081 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Rock song faster and more urgent]
1394
01:22:16,287 --> 01:22:19,484 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Tires squeal]
1395
01:22:20,447 --> 01:22:22,358 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Group sings hip hop song to music]
1396
01:22:44,087 --> 01:22:45,122 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hi.
1397
01:22:46,367 --> 01:22:47,686 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What are you doing here?
1398
01:22:47,767 --> 01:22:49,519 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's Ali up there.
1399
01:22:55,167 --> 01:22:58,796 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's talented.
1400
01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:13,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Cheering]
1401
01:23:22,527 --> 01:23:27,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now that was the Def Penalty Kru
with Murder Fo' Life.
1402
01:23:28,167 --> 01:23:31,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Our next big act is Marcus Brewer...
1403
01:23:31,167 --> 01:23:34,398 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...singing Roberta Flack's beloved
Killing Me Softly.
1404
01:23:34,487 --> 01:23:36,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Laughter]
1405
01:23:36,887 --> 01:23:40,357 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He'll be accompanied by Simon Cosgrove
on the recorder.
1406
01:23:42,607 --> 01:23:44,165 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus, I can't do this.
1407
01:23:44,247 --> 01:23:46,886 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- That lot's going to shit all over us.
- But you said...
1408
01:23:46,967 --> 01:23:50,482 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'm sorry. Here's your �5 back.
1409
01:23:52,727 --> 01:23:54,206 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Any moment now.
1410
01:23:54,287 --> 01:23:56,278 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Disgruntled chatter]
1411
01:24:07,927 --> 01:24:10,441 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Come on, Marcus, you wally!
1412
01:24:14,487 --> 01:24:15,522 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Wait! Wait!
1413
01:24:15,607 --> 01:24:17,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Excuse me. What is going on here?
1414
01:24:18,087 --> 01:24:21,523 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Nothing. Everything's under control.
I'm just his voice coach.
1415
01:24:21,767 --> 01:24:23,200 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What are you doing here?
1416
01:24:23,287 --> 01:24:27,565 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I heard you were about to commit social suicide,
so I dropped by.
1417
01:24:27,647 --> 01:24:29,285 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- My accompanist left!
- Brilliant.
1418
01:24:29,367 --> 01:24:31,164 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- You don't have to do it.
- I can't do that.
1419
01:24:31,247 --> 01:24:34,000 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, you can.
Just tell them: Artistic differences.
1420
01:24:34,087 --> 01:24:36,555 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You can't work without him.
He had a drug problem.
1421
01:24:36,647 --> 01:24:38,842 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
My mum wants me to sing it.
It'll make her happy.
1422
01:24:38,927 --> 01:24:43,876 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Look, mate, nothing you do
can make your mum happy, all right?
1423
01:24:44,367 --> 01:24:47,882 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Not in the long term.
She has to do that for herself.
1424
01:24:47,967 --> 01:24:51,482 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Get over here right now!
- Just bugger off, will you!
1425
01:24:51,607 --> 01:24:54,963 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What I'm saying is, the important thing is
to make yourself feel happy.
1426
01:24:55,047 --> 01:24:58,801 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I've tried just making myself happy.
She's tried making herself happy.
1427
01:24:58,967 --> 01:25:01,481 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It doesn't work.
You need other people to make you happy.
1428
01:25:01,567 --> 01:25:02,886 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But that's just it.
1429
01:25:02,967 --> 01:25:06,960 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If other people can make you happy
then they can also make you unhappy.
1430
01:25:07,047 --> 01:25:10,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What, you think those people out there
are going to make you happy?
1431
01:25:10,607 --> 01:25:12,325 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hang on. Wait. Marcus, don't.
1432
01:25:12,407 --> 01:25:14,637 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus! Bollocks.
1433
01:25:15,927 --> 01:25:17,918 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Clapping fades out]
1434
01:25:27,807 --> 01:25:30,196 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Poignant piano notes]
1435
01:25:31,487 --> 01:25:33,125 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
BULLY: Come on, Britney!
1436
01:25:33,287 --> 01:25:35,357 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, give us a song, then.
1437
01:25:35,447 --> 01:25:36,926 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Laughter]
1438
01:25:42,247 --> 01:25:43,919 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This is for my mum.
1439
01:25:49,567 --> 01:25:53,719 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Sings] "I heard he sang a good song
1440
01:25:54,727 --> 01:25:58,163 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"I heard he had a style
1441
01:25:59,567 --> 01:26:03,276 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"And so I came to see him
1442
01:26:03,447 --> 01:26:06,996 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"to listen for a while
1443
01:26:08,647 --> 01:26:12,435 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"And there he was this young boy
1444
01:26:13,247 --> 01:26:16,796 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"a stranger to my eyes"
1445
01:26:16,887 --> 01:26:18,684 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're rubbish, mate!
1446
01:26:18,767 --> 01:26:20,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Laughter]
1447
01:26:24,087 --> 01:26:28,717 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Sings] "Strumming my pain with his fingers
1448
01:26:31,447 --> 01:26:35,486 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Singing my life with his words
1449
01:26:35,567 --> 01:26:37,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Boos and jeers]
1450
01:26:42,127 --> 01:26:44,118 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Guitar music begins]
1451
01:26:48,567 --> 01:26:52,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Sings] "Killing me softly with his song
1452
01:26:52,207 --> 01:26:53,879 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Killing me softly"
1453
01:26:54,007 --> 01:26:56,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Who the hell is that?
1454
01:26:56,847 --> 01:27:01,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Telling my whole life with his words
1455
01:27:01,367 --> 01:27:07,317 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Killing me softly with his song
1456
01:27:11,407 --> 01:27:14,638 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"I felt all flushed with fever
1457
01:27:14,727 --> 01:27:18,242 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"embarrassed by the crowd
1458
01:27:18,367 --> 01:27:23,646 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"I felt he found my letters
and read each one out loud
1459
01:27:25,447 --> 01:27:28,917 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"I prayed that he would finish
1460
01:27:29,407 --> 01:27:32,205 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"but he just kept right on
1461
01:27:32,287 --> 01:27:35,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Strumming my pain with his fingers
1462
01:27:36,007 --> 01:27:38,919 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Singing my life with his words
1463
01:27:39,527 --> 01:27:40,516 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Killing me softly"
1464
01:27:40,647 --> 01:27:42,046 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Give it a rest.
1465
01:27:42,327 --> 01:27:45,876 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Killing me softly with his song
1466
01:27:45,967 --> 01:27:51,246 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Telling my whole life with his words
Killing me softly
1467
01:27:53,167 --> 01:27:55,840 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"With his song
1468
01:28:02,247 --> 01:28:04,442 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"He sang as if he knew me"
1469
01:28:04,527 --> 01:28:05,403 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Will.
1470
01:28:05,487 --> 01:28:07,842 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"In all my dark despair"
1471
01:28:07,927 --> 01:28:08,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We're finished.
1472
01:28:09,007 --> 01:28:13,603 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"And then he looked right through me
as if I wasn't there"
1473
01:28:13,687 --> 01:28:15,086 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Will, come on.
1474
01:28:20,527 --> 01:28:21,926 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Will, we're finished.
1475
01:28:23,767 --> 01:28:25,564 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Boos and jeers]
1476
01:28:30,327 --> 01:28:33,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: So there I was,
killing them softly with my song.
1477
01:28:33,567 --> 01:28:36,764 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Or rather, being killed.
And not that softly, either.
1478
01:28:37,007 --> 01:28:39,475 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I was singing with my eyes closed.
1479
01:28:39,887 --> 01:28:41,206 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Was I frightened?
1480
01:28:41,287 --> 01:28:42,879 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I was petrified.
1481
01:28:43,287 --> 01:28:45,198 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This was definitely not island living.
1482
01:28:45,287 --> 01:28:48,882 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"Killing me softly
1483
01:28:49,367 --> 01:28:52,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"With his song"
1484
01:29:01,687 --> 01:29:03,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Thank you, Finsbury.
1485
01:29:04,887 --> 01:29:07,481 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'd like to introduce
one or two members of the band.
1486
01:29:07,567 --> 01:29:10,240 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus Brewer on vocals and tambourine.
1487
01:29:12,727 --> 01:29:14,365 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And that's about it.
1488
01:29:14,447 --> 01:29:16,677 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Let's get off quick. Get off.
1489
01:29:17,407 --> 01:29:21,002 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Marcus, thank you. For the song.
1490
01:29:21,447 --> 01:29:22,516 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You were terrific.
1491
01:29:22,607 --> 01:29:24,040 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- You think so?
- Yeah.
1492
01:29:25,447 --> 01:29:27,881 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
As a matter of fact, I think we should celebrate.
1493
01:29:27,967 --> 01:29:29,082 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Okay.
1494
01:29:29,567 --> 01:29:33,116 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How about McDonald's?
1495
01:29:33,447 --> 01:29:35,358 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- McDonald's?
- Yeah.
1496
01:29:35,447 --> 01:29:36,846 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Thanks, Mum, but it's okay.
1497
01:29:36,927 --> 01:29:39,395 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, really. I want to go to McDonald's.
1498
01:29:39,487 --> 01:29:41,125 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You know, I'm not really hungry.
1499
01:29:41,207 --> 01:29:44,961 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Come on. Are you telling me
you couldn't murder a Big Mac?
1500
01:29:45,047 --> 01:29:46,116 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Mum!
1501
01:29:47,727 --> 01:29:49,604 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Okay, another time.
1502
01:29:49,687 --> 01:29:51,484 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Soft piano music]
1503
01:29:52,367 --> 01:29:53,356 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Any time.
1504
01:29:55,887 --> 01:29:58,447 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'll be around a while, you know.
1505
01:30:06,687 --> 01:30:10,566 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: By the following Christmas
things were back to normal.
1506
01:30:11,727 --> 01:30:12,955 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
TV: Before you came...
1507
01:30:13,207 --> 01:30:16,438 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: Every man is an island.
And I stand by that.
1508
01:30:18,127 --> 01:30:22,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But clearly, some men are part of island chains.
1509
01:30:23,647 --> 01:30:26,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Below the surface of the ocean
they're actually connected.
1510
01:30:26,887 --> 01:30:29,526 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So you're going to marry my mum, then?
1511
01:30:29,847 --> 01:30:30,962 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't know.
1512
01:30:31,047 --> 01:30:32,116 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why?
1513
01:30:32,567 --> 01:30:33,920 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You think she's up for it?
1514
01:30:34,007 --> 01:30:36,475 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I used to want him to marry my mum.
- You serious?
1515
01:30:36,567 --> 01:30:39,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah. But that was when she was depressed
and I was desperate.
1516
01:30:39,887 --> 01:30:41,684 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Thanks, mate. Cheers.
1517
01:30:41,967 --> 01:30:45,198 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
RACHEL: How do you use this blender-thing?
WILL: You don't.
1518
01:30:45,527 --> 01:30:48,041 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: I used to think two wasn't enough.
WILL: Christ.
1519
01:30:48,127 --> 01:30:49,924 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: Now there were loads of people.
1520
01:30:50,007 --> 01:30:52,202 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And that was great. Mostly.
1521
01:30:53,967 --> 01:30:57,482 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Are you two lazy bastards
gonna get up and help, or what?
1522
01:30:58,847 --> 01:31:01,645 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So how do you know Will?
1523
01:31:01,727 --> 01:31:05,481 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We volunteered together
at Amnesty International a couple years ago.
1524
01:31:05,567 --> 01:31:08,764 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, that's right.
How is the Burmese situation, Tom? Better?
1525
01:31:08,847 --> 01:31:10,246 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I mean good?
1526
01:31:10,887 --> 01:31:13,845 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yeah, and he called me up
out of the blue for Christmas lunch.
1527
01:31:13,927 --> 01:31:15,406 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So, here I am.
1528
01:31:15,487 --> 01:31:16,761 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Really?
1529
01:31:18,087 --> 01:31:19,884 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Soft piano music]
1530
01:31:24,447 --> 01:31:26,961 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So, listen, what's the deal
with you and Ellie now?
1531
01:31:27,047 --> 01:31:30,323 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Is she your girlfriend?
1532
01:31:30,487 --> 01:31:32,159 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Are you insane?
1533
01:31:34,247 --> 01:31:36,477 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Where did you get those trainers?
1534
01:31:36,567 --> 01:31:39,206 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- Why? What's wrong with them?
- Nothing.
1535
01:31:39,367 --> 01:31:40,482 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What?
1536
01:31:41,167 --> 01:31:43,840 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
By the way,
I do think you and Rachel have a shot.
1537
01:31:43,927 --> 01:31:46,919 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
- I mean, if you don't screw it up.
- Thank you.
1538
01:31:49,447 --> 01:31:51,278 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILL: I'd created a monster.
1539
01:31:51,567 --> 01:31:53,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Or maybe he created me.
1540
01:31:56,247 --> 01:31:58,966 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MARCUS: I don't know
what Will was so upset about.
1541
01:31:59,607 --> 01:32:03,156 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
All I meant was
I don't think couples are the future.
1542
01:32:03,487 --> 01:32:06,240 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You need more than that. You need backup.
1543
01:32:06,887 --> 01:32:09,924 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The way I saw it,
Will and I both had backup now.
1544
01:32:12,087 --> 01:32:15,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's like that thing he told me Jon Bon Jovi said:
1545
01:32:15,327 --> 01:32:17,158 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
"No man is an island."
1546
01:32:17,247 --> 01:32:19,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Upbeat rock song]
1547
01:35:15,287 --> 01:35:17,278 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
[Slower rock song]
1548
01:36:55,647 --> 01:36:58,684 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Subtitles by ManEtTa�