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I still can't believe
we're really on our way.

2
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Nor can I.

3
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It's so fantastic.

4
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Thank you, darling.

5
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Don't run away.
I won't be a sec.

6
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Fiona.

7
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Blimey.

8
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What's the matter?

9
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Can you give me a hand?

10
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There we are.

11
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God.

12
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There we go, that's better.

13
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I'm going to wipe away
those tears.

14
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God.

15
00:04:08,826 --> 00:04:11,455
Take a deep breath.

16
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You'll feel better.

17
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A deep breath of fresh air,
that's what you need.

18
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Here.

19
00:04:18,369 --> 00:04:20,303
- There.
- You're very pretty.

20
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There we are.

21
00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:26,070
There.

22
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Are you going to Istanbul?

23
00:04:31,682 --> 00:04:35,015
Yes. Then we're flying
on to Bombay.

24
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How far are you going?

25
00:04:39,423 --> 00:04:40,721
Further.

26
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Much further.

27
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But why on earth go to India?

28
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I think we needed a break
from the rat race...

29
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and India's got so much
to teach the West.

30
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Really? What, for example?

31
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Well, you know, inner serenity,
that kind of stuff.

32
00:05:01,712 --> 00:05:05,410
The Karma-Nirvana syndrome.
Lot of poppycock, I'm afraid.

33
00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:07,918
No, India's all flies,
smells, and beggars...

34
00:05:07,953 --> 00:05:11,445
and as for serenity, it's
the noisiest place on earth.

35
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If you say so, I'm sure.

36
00:05:13,891 --> 00:05:16,553
Now, I'm sure Mr. Singh
is just being modest...

37
00:05:16,595 --> 00:05:17,857
about his own part
of the world.

38
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I can't wait to get there.

39
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It's my anniversary treat.

40
00:05:21,566 --> 00:05:23,625
We've been married
for seven years.

41
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So it's a form
of marital therapy.

42
00:05:26,237 --> 00:05:27,465
It's quite unnecessary,
dear lady.

43
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With a wife as beautiful
as yourself...

44
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any man would be proof
against the seven-year itch.

45
00:05:37,282 --> 00:05:38,476
You tired, sweetheart?

46
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Absolutely whacked.

47
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Must be all this sea air.

48
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How about a nightcap?

49
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How about bed?

50
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Come on, just one.

51
00:05:48,859 --> 00:05:50,828
No, honestly not. You go.

52
00:05:50,861 --> 00:05:53,660
Just take me to my cabin.
I'm out on my feet.

53
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If you're sure.

54
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I'm certain.

55
00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:58,268
Anyway, it's bad
for an old married couple...

56
00:05:58,302 --> 00:06:01,602
to be glued together
all the time.

57
00:06:38,476 --> 00:06:40,637
What will it be, sir?

58
00:06:40,678 --> 00:06:42,408
Whiskey and soda, please.

59
00:07:13,078 --> 00:07:14,738
You feeling better?

60
00:07:14,778 --> 00:07:16,440
Better than what?

61
00:07:16,481 --> 00:07:18,243
You remember the...

62
00:07:18,283 --> 00:07:20,979
this afternoon in the...

63
00:07:21,018 --> 00:07:22,485
in the loo.

64
00:07:22,519 --> 00:07:23,817
The loo?

65
00:07:23,855 --> 00:07:26,380
Is it your usual pickup routine?

66
00:07:34,032 --> 00:07:35,965
Of course I remember.

67
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I have a perfect memory...

68
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when I feel like it.

69
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Right.

70
00:07:43,807 --> 00:07:46,298
Is this some kind of game?

71
00:07:47,811 --> 00:07:49,802
You want to dance?

72
00:07:51,148 --> 00:07:53,708
I'm not much of a dancer.

73
00:07:55,519 --> 00:07:56,885
That figures.

74
00:08:03,294 --> 00:08:04,852
What's your name?

75
00:08:04,895 --> 00:08:06,055
Nigel Dobson.

76
00:08:09,634 --> 00:08:13,035
OK, Nigel, amuse me.

77
00:08:13,071 --> 00:08:14,799
Say something funny.

78
00:08:17,708 --> 00:08:18,936
Blimey.

79
00:08:20,945 --> 00:08:24,472
You're French, aren't you?
I can tell from your accent.

80
00:08:24,515 --> 00:08:26,313
Your English is very, very good,
but for some reason...

81
00:08:26,351 --> 00:08:28,648
I can always tell
with frogs.

82
00:08:28,685 --> 00:08:31,348
Sorry. Stupid thing to say.

83
00:08:31,389 --> 00:08:33,117
Just slipped out.
Schoolboy expression.

84
00:08:33,157 --> 00:08:35,524
Comes from working in the city.
I'm a Eurobond dealer.

85
00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:37,255
We're always
calling people frogs.

86
00:08:39,130 --> 00:08:40,563
You're right. Boring.

87
00:08:40,597 --> 00:08:44,591
But, anyway, you call us
roast beef, don't you?

88
00:08:44,636 --> 00:08:45,863
They're roast beef.

89
00:08:45,904 --> 00:08:48,702
I think that's how you
pronounce it, anyway.

90
00:08:48,739 --> 00:08:51,208
You're too funny for me, Nigel.

91
00:08:51,241 --> 00:08:52,799
I'm choking with laughter.

92
00:08:56,014 --> 00:08:57,480
So long.

93
00:08:57,515 --> 00:09:01,508
I leave you to your magnetic,
irresistible personality.

94
00:09:10,094 --> 00:09:13,064
Romantic, isn't it?

95
00:09:13,097 --> 00:09:14,963
Yeah, it is. Splendid.

96
00:09:21,105 --> 00:09:22,595
You're Nigel, aren't you?

97
00:09:25,309 --> 00:09:27,243
Sorry. Do I know you?

98
00:09:30,114 --> 00:09:31,604
Beware of her.

99
00:09:34,418 --> 00:09:35,579
Right.

100
00:09:37,621 --> 00:09:39,282
She's a walking man trap.

101
00:09:39,324 --> 00:09:41,087
Sorry, I don't know
what you're talking about.

102
00:09:41,126 --> 00:09:42,353
Sure, you do.

103
00:09:43,727 --> 00:09:45,354
I'm her husband.

104
00:09:47,097 --> 00:09:49,589
Look what she did to me.

105
00:09:51,368 --> 00:09:53,165
I'm sorry.

106
00:09:53,204 --> 00:09:56,036
Let me ask you something, Nigel.

107
00:09:56,074 --> 00:09:59,531
You don't mind
if I call you Nigel, do you?

108
00:09:59,577 --> 00:10:01,943
What do you think of her?

109
00:10:01,979 --> 00:10:04,413
If you mean
who I think you mean...

110
00:10:04,449 --> 00:10:06,076
she's very good-Iooking.

111
00:10:06,116 --> 00:10:08,175
Yeah, sure,
all of that and more.

112
00:10:08,218 --> 00:10:10,743
She gives you a hard-on,
doesn't she?

113
00:10:10,787 --> 00:10:14,087
- Beg your pardon?
- Come on, don't be so British.

114
00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:17,458
You'd like to fuck her.
Admit it. It's no crime.

115
00:10:17,494 --> 00:10:19,463
I've no idea
what you're driving at.

116
00:10:19,496 --> 00:10:20,986
Cut the crap!

117
00:10:21,031 --> 00:10:25,229
You're itching to know
some more about her, aren't you?

118
00:10:25,270 --> 00:10:27,261
Well, aren't you?

119
00:10:27,304 --> 00:10:28,601
Here.

120
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,200
Do me a favor, would you?

121
00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:34,211
Help me over
the goddamn step here.

122
00:10:34,244 --> 00:10:37,304
They don't design these boats
for my kind.

123
00:10:37,347 --> 00:10:38,508
Yeah, sure.

124
00:10:40,251 --> 00:10:41,718
Get inside there.

125
00:10:43,554 --> 00:10:46,581
Grab the wheels. The wheels.

126
00:10:46,623 --> 00:10:47,783
Up.

127
00:10:53,864 --> 00:10:56,424
I hate these fucking boats.

128
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:07,701
It's good of you to take pity
on an obnoxious cripple.

129
00:11:07,744 --> 00:11:10,178
I don't know you at all...

130
00:11:10,215 --> 00:11:11,876
but somehow
I have the feeling...

131
00:11:11,915 --> 00:11:15,851
that you're exactly the listener
that I've been looking for.

132
00:11:15,887 --> 00:11:19,323
I hope you'll find
my story interesting.

133
00:11:19,356 --> 00:11:22,656
I realize it's hard
to relate to something...

134
00:11:22,694 --> 00:11:25,093
that doesn't concern you.

135
00:11:25,129 --> 00:11:27,119
Or maybe it already does.

136
00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:39,474
We have the place to ourselves.

137
00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:41,534
Mimi has her own cabin.

138
00:11:48,485 --> 00:11:49,646
Thanks.

139
00:11:59,330 --> 00:12:03,425
Eternity for me began
one fall day in Paris...

140
00:12:03,468 --> 00:12:05,094
aboard the 96 bus...

141
00:12:05,136 --> 00:12:07,696
which shuttles
between Montparnasse...

142
00:12:07,738 --> 00:12:09,468
and Porte des Lilas.

143
00:12:47,011 --> 00:12:49,535
Controle des billets,
s'il vous plait.

144
00:12:52,450 --> 00:12:54,384
Mademoiselle.

145
00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:11,328
Madame.

146
00:13:18,475 --> 00:13:19,636
Merci.

147
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:29,448
Monsieur, votre billet,
s'il vous plait.

148
00:13:31,522 --> 00:13:33,682
Je ne I'ai pas.

149
00:14:04,322 --> 00:14:06,789
I'd been granted
a glimpse of Heaven...

150
00:14:06,824 --> 00:14:09,621
then dumped on the sidewalk
at rue d'Assas.

151
00:14:09,659 --> 00:14:12,924
I still have no idea
why you're telling me all this.

152
00:14:12,964 --> 00:14:16,525
I'd always wanted
to be a writer.

153
00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:18,262
My grandfather...

154
00:14:18,301 --> 00:14:21,271
made a fortune in the surgical
appliance business...

155
00:14:21,304 --> 00:14:23,795
and set up a trust fund for me.

156
00:14:23,841 --> 00:14:25,968
On his death,
I found myself in receipt...

157
00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:29,843
of sufficient allowance
to enable me to move to Paris.

158
00:14:35,619 --> 00:14:36,984
Paris...

159
00:14:37,021 --> 00:14:39,181
my dream city.

160
00:14:39,222 --> 00:14:41,053
Hemingway, Miller...

161
00:14:41,092 --> 00:14:42,786
Scott Fitzgerald.

162
00:14:42,827 --> 00:14:46,388
I was determined to follow
in their footsteps...

163
00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:49,400
maybe too determined
for my own good.

164
00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:53,870
Maybe that's what killed any
originality I ever possessed.

165
00:14:53,905 --> 00:14:56,031
After eight years,
all I had to show...

166
00:14:56,073 --> 00:14:59,906
for my literary exertions were
three unpublished novels...

167
00:14:59,944 --> 00:15:03,380
and a stack
of reject slips this high.

168
00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:05,143
But who cared?

169
00:15:05,182 --> 00:15:06,946
Sidewalk cafes...

170
00:15:06,983 --> 00:15:08,678
fluttering skirts...

171
00:15:08,718 --> 00:15:10,516
fleeting affairs.

172
00:15:10,554 --> 00:15:15,491
Paris was heaven
until that day on the bus.

173
00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:40,211
Et tu m'aides?

174
00:15:48,925 --> 00:15:51,792
It was no good.

175
00:15:51,829 --> 00:15:54,661
I couldn't write,
couldn't sleep...

176
00:15:54,699 --> 00:15:57,599
couldn't get her out of my mind.

177
00:15:57,635 --> 00:16:00,603
She was somewhere out there...

178
00:16:00,638 --> 00:16:03,868
my sorceress in white sneakers.

179
00:16:03,907 --> 00:16:05,466
But where?

180
00:16:12,282 --> 00:16:15,479
I haunted that 96 bus route.

181
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,454
It became an obsession.

182
00:16:17,487 --> 00:16:20,218
Even the drivers
began to recognize me.

183
00:16:20,258 --> 00:16:21,589
Ca va?

184
00:17:35,498 --> 00:17:36,988
D�sirez un ap�ritif?

185
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:38,330
Moi, je meurs de faun.

186
00:17:38,368 --> 00:17:39,733
Ouais, ouais moi aussi.

187
00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:43,399
Alors on commande tout de suite.
Qu'est-ce qui vous tente?

188
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,238
Alors, mois,
j'ai envie d'un tartare.

189
00:17:46,277 --> 00:17:48,302
- V oil�.
- Un tartare.

190
00:17:50,747 --> 00:17:54,945
Non attendez plutot
une soupe du jour pour moi.

191
00:17:58,855 --> 00:18:00,153
Non finalement.

192
00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:03,956
J'vais prendre un avocat
avec des crevattes.

193
00:18:08,231 --> 00:18:11,723
J'aurais un ap�ritif apr�s tout.

194
00:18:11,769 --> 00:18:13,760
Heu martini.

195
00:18:13,804 --> 00:18:14,963
Double.

196
00:18:16,339 --> 00:18:17,465
Et vous?

197
00:18:17,508 --> 00:18:21,376
Moi je prendrai un kir royal,
s'il vous plait.

198
00:18:24,314 --> 00:18:26,010
Excusez-moi.

199
00:18:30,987 --> 00:18:32,148
Je suis desole...

200
00:18:32,188 --> 00:18:34,315
je ne pouvais pas vous
parler tout a I'heure.

201
00:18:34,357 --> 00:18:35,483
C'est pas grave.

202
00:18:35,526 --> 00:18:36,652
V ous rappelez?

203
00:18:36,693 --> 00:18:37,819
You're American?

204
00:18:37,861 --> 00:18:39,351
You remember me?

205
00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:41,830
Of course I remember.
You were very kind.

206
00:18:41,865 --> 00:18:44,333
Now it's your turn
to do something nice for me.

207
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:46,494
Have dinner with me sometime.
Sometime soon, like tomorrow.

208
00:18:46,537 --> 00:18:47,696
You ever get a night off?

209
00:18:47,737 --> 00:18:48,898
- Yes.
- When?

210
00:18:48,938 --> 00:18:50,167
- Tomorrow.
- Well?

211
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:52,333
Mimi, magnes le cul?
�a planche!

212
00:18:55,712 --> 00:18:57,077
Mimi.

213
00:19:01,252 --> 00:19:02,913
She told me to meet her...

214
00:19:02,952 --> 00:19:06,411
at the Centre du Marais
at 10:30.

215
00:19:06,456 --> 00:19:07,980
I was so wound up...

216
00:19:08,025 --> 00:19:11,153
I'd gotten there
a whole half-hour early.

217
00:19:11,194 --> 00:19:14,459
My nerve ends
were jangling like bells.

218
00:19:59,743 --> 00:20:02,234
Here's to old bus route 96.

219
00:20:11,789 --> 00:20:13,381
V oil�, voil�, voil�.

220
00:20:13,424 --> 00:20:16,018
Bonsoir, bonsoir,
monsieur, madame...

221
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:20,053
vous allez bien qu'est-ce
que vous pr�f�rez ce soir?

222
00:20:20,096 --> 00:20:22,429
Should we just let him decide?

223
00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:23,933
Ecoutez m'sieur mi char...

224
00:20:23,967 --> 00:20:26,492
ce soir on vous laisse
I'initiative.

225
00:20:26,537 --> 00:20:27,799
Alors, alors.

226
00:20:27,837 --> 00:20:29,998
Permettez-moi
de proposer pour commencer...

227
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,507
"Perle du Blue Elephant."

228
00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:33,134
Non, non, non.
Surprenez-nous.

229
00:20:33,177 --> 00:20:34,644
Tr�s bien, tr�s bien, monsieur.

230
00:20:34,678 --> 00:20:36,145
Faites moi confiance.

231
00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:38,671
I hope, I hope
I didn't make a mistake...

232
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,183
by letting him order...

233
00:20:40,216 --> 00:20:42,685
because I don't speak Thai
so good...

234
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:46,712
and we might have wound up
eating puppy-dog tails.

235
00:20:49,192 --> 00:20:50,683
Do you mind if I do?

236
00:21:57,161 --> 00:22:00,790
There was a freshness
and innocence about her...

237
00:22:00,830 --> 00:22:02,765
an almost disconcerting blend...

238
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,996
of sexual maturity
and childish naivet�...

239
00:22:06,036 --> 00:22:08,504
that touched
my world-weary heart...

240
00:22:08,539 --> 00:22:11,508
and effaced the age difference
between us.

241
00:22:11,542 --> 00:22:15,978
My roommate is American. Cindy.
You saw her at the dance class.

242
00:22:16,013 --> 00:22:17,878
I met her
when I study in New York.

243
00:22:17,915 --> 00:22:19,211
How long were you there?

244
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,217
Till my money ran out.

245
00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:22,843
Meaning?

246
00:22:22,887 --> 00:22:25,446
Six months. I love New York.

247
00:22:25,488 --> 00:22:28,287
It's the best place
for a dancer. Not for a writer?

248
00:22:28,324 --> 00:22:31,158
Not this one.
I love Paris too much.

249
00:22:31,194 --> 00:22:34,164
Is that what you write about,
Paris?

250
00:22:34,197 --> 00:22:35,631
Paris and people.

251
00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:38,134
Would you let me
read something of yours?

252
00:22:38,168 --> 00:22:39,725
Would you dance for me sometime?

253
00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:41,566
If you like.

254
00:22:41,604 --> 00:22:42,730
Promise?

255
00:22:42,773 --> 00:22:44,103
Promise.

256
00:23:28,818 --> 00:23:32,311
I looked all over for you,
you know.

257
00:23:32,355 --> 00:23:34,381
Did you ever think
you'd see me again?

258
00:23:35,759 --> 00:23:36,885
Really?

259
00:23:36,927 --> 00:23:38,792
Really.

260
00:23:38,828 --> 00:23:39,988
Really?

261
00:23:47,304 --> 00:23:48,794
You kept it.

262
00:24:01,084 --> 00:24:02,608
My feet are cold.

263
00:24:50,066 --> 00:24:51,693
Oh, you have a fireplace.

264
00:24:51,734 --> 00:24:53,224
Does it work?

265
00:24:53,270 --> 00:24:54,794
It sure does.

266
00:24:54,837 --> 00:24:57,136
Why don't you relax
for a second?

267
00:24:57,174 --> 00:24:58,641
I'll make coffee.

268
00:24:58,675 --> 00:25:01,336
- Would you like a hot chocolate?
- Yes, please. Chocolate.

269
00:25:01,378 --> 00:25:02,969
Could we make a fire?

270
00:25:03,013 --> 00:25:04,878
Why not?

271
00:25:04,915 --> 00:25:08,350
You make the fire,
I'll make the coffee...

272
00:25:08,385 --> 00:25:09,875
and the chocolate.

273
00:27:25,688 --> 00:27:27,782
Nothing ever surpassed
the rapture...

274
00:27:27,823 --> 00:27:29,586
of that first awakening.

275
00:27:29,626 --> 00:27:31,593
I might have been Adam...

276
00:27:31,628 --> 00:27:34,529
with the taste of apple
fresh in my mouth.

277
00:27:34,564 --> 00:27:37,659
I was looking at all the beauty
in the world...

278
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:39,964
embodied in a single
female form...

279
00:27:40,003 --> 00:27:43,733
and I knew, with sudden
blinding certainty...

280
00:27:43,774 --> 00:27:46,038
this was it.

281
00:28:12,669 --> 00:28:16,628
We didn't leave the apartment
for three whole days after that.

282
00:28:16,673 --> 00:28:20,632
We were inseparable by day
and insatiable by night.

283
00:28:20,677 --> 00:28:24,636
Just lived on love
and stale croissants.

284
00:28:24,681 --> 00:28:26,649
She chucked her job.

285
00:28:26,683 --> 00:28:29,151
I couldn't bear
to part with her.

286
00:28:29,186 --> 00:28:31,654
"I'd been granted
a glimpse of heaven...

287
00:28:31,687 --> 00:28:33,985
"then dumped on the sidewalk
of rue d'Assas.

288
00:28:34,024 --> 00:28:36,151
"The gates of paradise
had opened...

289
00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:38,161
"only to slam in my face."

290
00:28:38,194 --> 00:28:40,594
But they opened again, no?

291
00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,155
They sure did, baby.

292
00:28:42,198 --> 00:28:44,167
Pretty wide, at that.

293
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,668
Go on. Don't stop.

294
00:28:45,701 --> 00:28:47,169
That's all there is.

295
00:28:47,203 --> 00:28:50,298
What a pity.
I could listen to you forever.

296
00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:11,820
Bravo! Monsieur a gagn�
un beau p'tit nounours...

297
00:29:11,861 --> 00:29:13,123
pour la p'tite dame.

298
00:29:13,163 --> 00:29:16,132
C'est bravo �a m'sieur!
Un bon tiereur �a!

299
00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:19,135
V'zavez I'choix avec
ce p'tit nounours l� celui-ci!

300
00:29:19,169 --> 00:29:21,933
Y vous plait... celui-ci!

301
00:29:21,971 --> 00:29:23,598
V oil�! Celui-ci!

302
00:29:25,175 --> 00:29:27,643
Madame prend le plus
beau nounours du stand.

303
00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:29,145
Madame est une connaisseuse...

304
00:29:29,179 --> 00:29:31,272
et monsieur c'est
un bon tireur.

305
00:29:59,709 --> 00:30:01,541
I love you.

306
00:30:01,577 --> 00:30:02,703
What?

307
00:30:02,745 --> 00:30:04,179
You heard me.

308
00:30:04,213 --> 00:30:06,204
You love me?

309
00:33:07,163 --> 00:33:09,596
Isn't it dangerous?

310
00:33:09,633 --> 00:33:12,659
Not if you know
what you're doing.

311
00:33:12,701 --> 00:33:15,170
Why don't you use an electric?

312
00:33:15,204 --> 00:33:17,695
Americans like electric things.

313
00:33:18,707 --> 00:33:20,676
Not this American.

314
00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:24,475
I know. It makes you feel macho.

315
00:33:26,315 --> 00:33:28,682
You're a real tiger.

316
00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:30,686
You think you're Hemingway.

317
00:33:30,719 --> 00:33:33,187
Hemingway had a beard.

318
00:33:33,222 --> 00:33:34,781
Let me try it.

319
00:33:34,823 --> 00:33:37,884
No way. No way!
I value my hide.

320
00:33:37,928 --> 00:33:39,690
Please?

321
00:33:39,728 --> 00:33:42,720
Please.
Please, just one little try.

322
00:33:43,732 --> 00:33:46,200
Who can refuse you anything?

323
00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:51,870
Like this.

324
00:33:53,709 --> 00:33:55,438
Not too much of an angle.

325
00:34:37,721 --> 00:34:41,679
Her pussy was a neat,
discreet little cleft...

326
00:34:41,725 --> 00:34:44,693
but as soon
as the animal within...

327
00:34:44,727 --> 00:34:48,185
was roused by my caresses,
it would stir...

328
00:34:48,231 --> 00:34:51,689
draw aside the silken curtain
covering its lair...

329
00:34:51,735 --> 00:34:54,203
and become
a carnivorous flower...

330
00:34:54,237 --> 00:34:56,205
a baby's mouth...

331
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,264
greedily sucking my finger.

332
00:34:58,308 --> 00:35:02,437
I loved to tease her clitoris
with the tip of my tongue...

333
00:35:02,479 --> 00:35:03,969
and then abandon it...

334
00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:05,641
wet and glistening...

335
00:35:05,681 --> 00:35:09,879
like a little duck dabbling
in a pool of pink flesh.

336
00:35:13,423 --> 00:35:16,550
Nigel, come on.
Don't look so shocked.

337
00:35:16,592 --> 00:35:18,389
Steady on, old boy.

338
00:35:18,427 --> 00:35:20,453
I'm only going
into such detail...

339
00:35:20,497 --> 00:35:23,489
to show you how completely
enslaved I was...

340
00:35:23,532 --> 00:35:24,965
body and soul...

341
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,935
by this creature
whose dangerous charms...

342
00:35:26,969 --> 00:35:28,834
have made such an impression
on you.

343
00:35:28,872 --> 00:35:33,104
- Why do you keep saying that?
- You mean I'm mistaken?

344
00:35:33,143 --> 00:35:35,667
All right.

345
00:35:35,711 --> 00:35:38,875
Let it go.
Leave me with my memories.

346
00:35:38,915 --> 00:35:43,977
If it in some way helps you get
it off your chest or something...

347
00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:46,614
What a compassionate fellow
you are, Nigel.

348
00:35:46,655 --> 00:35:49,181
Actually, to tell the truth,
I should be going.

349
00:35:49,225 --> 00:35:52,193
My wife will think
I've fallen overboard.

350
00:35:52,227 --> 00:35:54,695
You'd have made
a very good analyst.

351
00:35:54,731 --> 00:35:58,189
Not many men would have listened
to so much for so long.

352
00:36:00,235 --> 00:36:02,203
Well, anyway,
thanks for the drink.

353
00:36:55,290 --> 00:36:58,124
I can't understand why he'd
think you'd be interested...

354
00:36:58,161 --> 00:36:59,627
in all these sordid details.

355
00:36:59,661 --> 00:37:00,788
I haven't a clue.

356
00:37:00,830 --> 00:37:01,989
Probably lets his hair down...

357
00:37:02,030 --> 00:37:04,397
every time he corners
a captive audience, poor chap.

358
00:37:04,433 --> 00:37:07,631
Poor chap.
He's a verbal exhibitionist.

359
00:37:07,669 --> 00:37:09,637
It's his wife I feel sorry for.

360
00:37:09,671 --> 00:37:12,641
Yeah. Did I mention I met her
in the bar last night?

361
00:37:12,675 --> 00:37:14,905
- No.
- No, I didn't, did I?

362
00:37:14,943 --> 00:37:18,004
- Was she feeling better?
- Yeah, much better.

363
00:37:18,046 --> 00:37:20,538
She's not bad-Iooking, actually.

364
00:37:23,185 --> 00:37:24,447
Thank you.

365
00:37:24,487 --> 00:37:25,647
They're coming.

366
00:37:25,687 --> 00:37:27,018
What?

367
00:37:27,056 --> 00:37:29,114
Your American friend
and his wife.

368
00:37:32,562 --> 00:37:35,292
God. Just as long as he
doesn't park himself on us.

369
00:37:35,330 --> 00:37:36,729
After what he
told you last night?

370
00:37:36,766 --> 00:37:38,062
He wouldn't dare, would he?

371
00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:41,161
Nigel, old chap.
Good to see you.

372
00:37:41,203 --> 00:37:43,433
This must be
your lovely wife.

373
00:37:43,473 --> 00:37:46,635
Hi there, I'm Oscar. Mimi
you already know, don't you?

374
00:37:48,344 --> 00:37:50,004
So do you, Nigel, right?

375
00:37:51,247 --> 00:37:52,838
I hate to break up a twosome...

376
00:37:52,881 --> 00:37:54,542
but would you mind
if I joined you?

377
00:37:54,584 --> 00:37:57,018
We had an invitation
to the Captain's table.

378
00:37:57,052 --> 00:37:58,953
Trouble is,
I'm allergic to beards.

379
00:37:58,987 --> 00:38:00,852
Are you allergic to cripples?

380
00:38:02,491 --> 00:38:04,790
After an intro like that,
how can we refuse?

381
00:38:04,828 --> 00:38:06,294
Fine. It's settled, then.

382
00:38:06,328 --> 00:38:07,796
Off you go, baby.

383
00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:10,766
Thanks. Have fun.

384
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,461
Mimi doesn't share my aversion.

385
00:38:13,502 --> 00:38:16,471
In fact,
she's not too choosy in general.

386
00:38:16,506 --> 00:38:18,838
Can't be, or she couldn't
have married me.

387
00:38:20,909 --> 00:38:23,707
What a girl.

388
00:38:23,745 --> 00:38:25,645
Knockin' 'em dead as usual.

389
00:38:25,681 --> 00:38:27,649
Just wine for me. White.

390
00:38:27,683 --> 00:38:31,278
Anything,
as long as it's not retsina.

391
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,187
Yes, Mimi's very lovely,
but you...

392
00:38:34,223 --> 00:38:36,020
I still don't know your name,
by the way.

393
00:38:36,058 --> 00:38:37,185
Fiona.

394
00:38:37,227 --> 00:38:39,661
Fiona. I hope you won't
think me forward...

395
00:38:39,695 --> 00:38:42,790
but I find your own brand
of beauty more subtle.

396
00:38:42,832 --> 00:38:44,731
It has that inimitably
British quality...

397
00:38:44,766 --> 00:38:48,669
a kind of reticence that hints
at untapped potentiality.

398
00:38:48,705 --> 00:38:52,334
Nigel's been tapping
my potentialities for years...

399
00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:53,671
haven't you, Nigel?

400
00:38:53,709 --> 00:38:55,143
Well, Nigel?

401
00:38:56,713 --> 00:38:59,443
Come on, your lovely wife
has just implied...

402
00:38:59,481 --> 00:39:01,814
that she's lost
all her mystery for you.

403
00:39:01,850 --> 00:39:03,375
True or false?

404
00:39:03,419 --> 00:39:05,580
I think there's probably
a corner of everyone...

405
00:39:05,622 --> 00:39:06,816
that remains to be explored.

406
00:39:08,858 --> 00:39:12,122
Halfhearted,
but better than nothing.

407
00:39:12,161 --> 00:39:14,651
Well, Fiona, they'll
have to make do with that.

408
00:39:14,697 --> 00:39:18,564
He's right, though. Everyone
has secret nooks and crannies.

409
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,625
Every relationship,
no matter how harmonious...

410
00:39:20,669 --> 00:39:23,661
contains seeds of farce
or tragedy.

411
00:39:30,947 --> 00:39:32,641
I do not like
the look of that sky.

412
00:39:32,681 --> 00:39:34,012
I'm not sure if the weather's
going to hold.

413
00:39:34,050 --> 00:39:36,917
Jesus, don't tell me you're
taking refuge in the weather.

414
00:39:36,953 --> 00:39:38,419
You know what I hope?

415
00:39:38,453 --> 00:39:39,887
I hope the ship goes down...

416
00:39:39,923 --> 00:39:41,947
and we're all marooned
on a desert island.

417
00:39:41,991 --> 00:39:43,514
I'd wind up
the sole survivor.

418
00:39:43,558 --> 00:39:45,618
That's charming.
And why do you say that?

419
00:39:45,661 --> 00:39:47,322
Because
no one would be tempted...

420
00:39:47,362 --> 00:39:49,627
to cannibalize
my shriveled carcass.

421
00:40:08,550 --> 00:40:10,848
I hope he hasn't
been boring you.

422
00:40:10,887 --> 00:40:12,354
No, not at all.

423
00:40:12,387 --> 00:40:14,116
Your husband
has a great sense of humor.

424
00:40:14,157 --> 00:40:16,681
Black humor, but still,
he's been keeping us...

425
00:40:16,725 --> 00:40:17,693
thoroughly entertained.

426
00:40:17,727 --> 00:40:19,695
- See, baby?
- See what?

427
00:40:19,729 --> 00:40:21,526
Our British friends
find me entertaining.

428
00:40:21,564 --> 00:40:23,725
In small doses, perhaps.

429
00:40:23,766 --> 00:40:26,461
But now we must leave them
in peace.

430
00:40:26,502 --> 00:40:28,766
Ah. Indeed.

431
00:40:28,804 --> 00:40:30,705
Thanks for taking care of him.

432
00:40:30,739 --> 00:40:32,673
Not at all.

433
00:40:32,709 --> 00:40:36,008
Ah, Fiona, I've already
imposed on you...

434
00:40:36,044 --> 00:40:37,979
but may I beg a favor?

435
00:40:38,014 --> 00:40:39,413
As I'm sure he told you...

436
00:40:39,449 --> 00:40:41,542
Nigel and I
had a chat last night.

437
00:40:41,584 --> 00:40:44,518
I found him
such stimulating company.

438
00:40:44,554 --> 00:40:46,749
Could I borrow him again
this afternoon?

439
00:40:46,788 --> 00:40:48,518
Just for an hour or so.

440
00:40:48,558 --> 00:40:51,185
He's quite grown up. He doesn't
have to have Mummy's permission.

441
00:41:03,705 --> 00:41:05,673
The seasons came and went.

442
00:41:05,707 --> 00:41:09,576
Mimi's face still held
a thousand mysteries for me...

443
00:41:09,612 --> 00:41:13,173
her body
a thousand sweet promises.

444
00:41:13,215 --> 00:41:15,241
But lurking
at the back of my mind...

445
00:41:15,284 --> 00:41:18,377
was an unspoken fear that we'd
already scaled the heights...

446
00:41:18,421 --> 00:41:20,183
of our relationship...

447
00:41:20,223 --> 00:41:23,191
that it would all be downhill
from now on.

448
00:41:23,225 --> 00:41:25,217
And then something happened.

449
00:41:27,062 --> 00:41:30,965
Something that would put things
on a totally different plane.

450
00:41:33,235 --> 00:41:37,104
We were at Kitzbuhel,
a skiing vacation.

451
00:41:37,139 --> 00:41:39,108
I'd rented a chalet there.

452
00:41:39,141 --> 00:41:41,473
It was one of those nights...

453
00:41:41,510 --> 00:41:44,002
warm and cozy inside...

454
00:41:44,046 --> 00:41:46,241
great, fat snowflakes...

455
00:41:46,282 --> 00:41:50,217
drifting down in the blackness
beyond the frosted panes.

456
00:41:50,252 --> 00:41:53,711
No light but the glow
from the set.

457
00:41:53,756 --> 00:41:56,554
Mimi on the floor wearing
a T-shirt and nothing else...

458
00:41:56,592 --> 00:42:01,086
watching some old American soap
dubbed in German...

459
00:42:01,129 --> 00:42:03,564
and me on the couch
watching her...

460
00:42:03,598 --> 00:42:06,568
sprawled in a sort
of boozy stupor.

461
00:42:06,602 --> 00:42:08,592
All at once she got up...

462
00:42:10,439 --> 00:42:13,306
stalked over to the set...

463
00:42:13,342 --> 00:42:16,139
spread her legs...

464
00:42:16,179 --> 00:42:18,237
and pissed on the screen...

465
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,181
like she wanted to blot it out.

466
00:42:21,217 --> 00:42:25,346
Time stood still for an instant,
and then I rolled off the couch.

467
00:42:25,387 --> 00:42:27,514
I crawled over like a lunatic.

468
00:42:27,556 --> 00:42:29,923
I wormed my way
between her legs...

469
00:42:29,959 --> 00:42:31,893
and I turned over.

470
00:42:31,927 --> 00:42:33,088
And right away...

471
00:42:33,129 --> 00:42:38,657
I was engulfed with this warm,
golden cascade.

472
00:42:38,701 --> 00:42:41,100
It spattered my cheeks...

473
00:42:41,137 --> 00:42:44,038
it filled my nostrils,
it stung my eyes...

474
00:42:44,072 --> 00:42:47,201
and then something
jolted my brain...

475
00:42:47,243 --> 00:42:50,473
with multi-megavolt intensity.

476
00:42:50,512 --> 00:42:55,381
There was this blinding flash
in the back of my eyeballs.

477
00:42:55,417 --> 00:42:58,443
I experienced
the orgasm of a lifetime.

478
00:42:58,487 --> 00:43:00,512
For God's sake, man!

479
00:43:00,556 --> 00:43:04,082
It was like a white-hot blade
piercing me through and through.

480
00:43:04,127 --> 00:43:07,096
This was my Nile,
my Ganges, my Jordan...

481
00:43:07,129 --> 00:43:09,393
my Fountain of Youth,
my second baptism.

482
00:43:09,431 --> 00:43:11,832
I think I'm probably
as broad-minded...

483
00:43:11,868 --> 00:43:14,495
as the next man...
but, I mean, obviously...

484
00:43:14,536 --> 00:43:15,629
there are limits.

485
00:43:15,671 --> 00:43:17,161
Stop twittering, Nigel.

486
00:43:17,205 --> 00:43:20,663
I'm sharing a revelation
with you, damn it.

487
00:43:20,709 --> 00:43:23,143
I'm trying to expand
your sexual horizons.

488
00:43:23,179 --> 00:43:25,237
I see. And what makes you
think they need expanding?

489
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:29,683
I'm sure your tumbles with Fiona
are all perfectly adequate...

490
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,084
very sanitary and hygienic
in their way.

491
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,022
You bloody well
leave us out of this.

492
00:43:35,056 --> 00:43:37,183
At least we've got some decency.

493
00:43:37,225 --> 00:43:39,193
What do you think
you're doing...

494
00:43:39,227 --> 00:43:42,197
sharing the details
of your perverted sex life...

495
00:43:42,231 --> 00:43:43,629
with a total stranger?

496
00:43:43,665 --> 00:43:45,098
It's just downright obscene.

497
00:43:45,133 --> 00:43:46,294
Obscene?

498
00:43:46,334 --> 00:43:49,701
Have you ever felt real,
overpowering passion?

499
00:43:49,739 --> 00:43:52,502
Have you ever truly
idolized a woman?

500
00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:55,203
Nothing can be obscene
in such a love.

501
00:43:55,243 --> 00:43:57,336
Everything that occurs
between you...

502
00:43:57,379 --> 00:43:59,677
becomes a sacrament,
don't you see?

503
00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:03,149
Come on. Sit down.

504
00:44:03,185 --> 00:44:05,586
Have another cup of tea.

505
00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:07,247
It'll steady your nerves.

506
00:44:10,193 --> 00:44:13,719
So, anyway...

507
00:44:13,762 --> 00:44:16,560
that was our sexual Rubicon.

508
00:44:16,598 --> 00:44:20,193
It opened up all sorts
of new possibilities.

509
00:45:01,243 --> 00:45:03,439
I always had a suspicion...

510
00:45:03,479 --> 00:45:05,639
it might be
supremely pleasurable...

511
00:45:05,681 --> 00:45:10,141
to be humiliated
by a beautiful woman...

512
00:45:10,185 --> 00:45:13,383
but it was only now
I realized...

513
00:45:13,421 --> 00:45:15,616
what this could entail.

514
00:47:22,183 --> 00:47:26,483
We shut ourselves up with
our toys for weeks on end...

515
00:47:26,522 --> 00:47:28,149
never going out...

516
00:47:28,189 --> 00:47:30,953
seeing no one but each other.

517
00:47:30,993 --> 00:47:34,155
I guess it was asking
too much of any couple.

518
00:47:34,195 --> 00:47:35,356
Oscar?

519
00:47:35,397 --> 00:47:36,592
Just a minute.

520
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,530
Did you really have
all those women?

521
00:47:40,568 --> 00:47:42,161
What women?

522
00:47:42,203 --> 00:47:44,262
The ones you write about.

523
00:47:46,709 --> 00:47:48,175
Does it matter?

524
00:47:48,209 --> 00:47:50,177
It's a book, for Christ's sake.

525
00:47:50,211 --> 00:47:51,679
I know. I'm just curious.

526
00:47:51,713 --> 00:47:54,683
Do you like it?
That's what matters.

527
00:47:54,717 --> 00:47:56,582
It's very sexy.

528
00:47:56,618 --> 00:47:59,645
Forget about sex
for two seconds.

529
00:47:59,687 --> 00:48:02,054
What do you think of the quality
of the writing?

530
00:48:02,090 --> 00:48:05,151
I can't judge.
My English isn't good enough.

531
00:48:05,193 --> 00:48:07,161
"My English isn't good enough."

532
00:48:07,195 --> 00:48:09,163
Why read the fucking book
at all?

533
00:48:09,197 --> 00:48:10,631
Because I love you.

534
00:48:10,665 --> 00:48:13,225
Because I love everything
to do with you.

535
00:48:13,268 --> 00:48:15,635
It's a pity
you're not in publishing.

536
00:48:15,671 --> 00:48:19,129
I'd be at the top
of the best-seller list by now.

537
00:48:19,175 --> 00:48:21,370
When will it be published?

538
00:48:21,409 --> 00:48:22,842
You tell me.

539
00:48:23,979 --> 00:48:26,072
I'm working on it.

540
00:48:26,114 --> 00:48:29,812
We were getting to be
like two goldfish in a bowl.

541
00:48:29,852 --> 00:48:32,979
"Come on," I told her,
"We need a change of scene.

542
00:48:33,022 --> 00:48:35,991
"Let's each round up
a few friends and hit the town."

543
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:09,419
You know it.
It's true. It's true.

544
00:50:22,631 --> 00:50:24,155
Hey, what's the matter?

545
00:50:29,237 --> 00:50:31,205
I'd always found infidelity...

546
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:35,074
the most titillating aspect
of any relationship.

547
00:50:35,110 --> 00:50:38,477
That scene
should have turned me on.

548
00:50:38,514 --> 00:50:41,449
So why didn't it?

549
00:50:41,483 --> 00:50:43,713
Why did I feel so hurt?

550
00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:48,181
Pas de cigarette,
s'il vous plait.

551
00:51:15,016 --> 00:51:17,143
Why did you do it?

552
00:51:21,389 --> 00:51:24,086
Why don't you say something?

553
00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:25,616
What do you want me to say?

554
00:51:25,661 --> 00:51:28,687
Why did you walk out on me
like that?

555
00:51:28,731 --> 00:51:30,197
You don't know?

556
00:51:30,231 --> 00:51:32,028
Well, you started it.

557
00:51:32,066 --> 00:51:34,558
Flirting with my own roommate.

558
00:51:34,602 --> 00:51:36,229
You were all over her.

559
00:51:36,270 --> 00:51:38,500
Bullshit. We were having
a couple laughs.

560
00:51:38,540 --> 00:51:40,030
And we were just having a dance.

561
00:51:40,074 --> 00:51:44,205
Some dance. Decent of you
not to fuck him on the floor.

562
00:51:44,245 --> 00:51:47,510
I'm sorry.
I did it because I was jealous.

563
00:51:47,548 --> 00:51:49,709
Please, please forgive me.

564
00:51:49,752 --> 00:51:51,219
You're my Tiger.

565
00:51:51,252 --> 00:51:54,050
I don't want anyone but you...

566
00:51:54,088 --> 00:51:55,885
not ever.

567
00:51:55,923 --> 00:51:59,758
I love you. I love you.

568
00:51:59,794 --> 00:52:04,288
I loved her, too,
but our credit was running out.

569
00:52:04,332 --> 00:52:07,131
We were headed
for sexual bankruptcy.

570
00:52:20,415 --> 00:52:22,883
I smell pig.

571
00:52:27,221 --> 00:52:28,348
Don't laugh.

572
00:52:28,389 --> 00:52:29,947
Don't talk.

573
00:52:29,991 --> 00:52:32,756
Come, piggy.

574
00:52:32,794 --> 00:52:34,854
Where is he?

575
00:52:34,897 --> 00:52:37,364
Come, piggy-wiggy.

576
00:52:38,967 --> 00:52:40,866
Where are you?

577
00:52:53,582 --> 00:52:55,913
Get off. Get off.

578
00:52:57,252 --> 00:53:01,620
How dare you try to fuck me,
you filthy beast!

579
00:53:01,657 --> 00:53:02,782
Take that.

580
00:53:08,864 --> 00:53:10,161
Harder.

581
00:53:10,199 --> 00:53:11,358
Shut up.

582
00:53:13,701 --> 00:53:16,364
Oh, you spoiled it.

583
00:53:17,705 --> 00:53:19,173
Pigs don't talk.

584
00:53:19,207 --> 00:53:21,870
How can I believe
in a pig that talks?

585
00:53:27,381 --> 00:53:28,872
You know something?

586
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,209
I don't believe in it, either.

587
00:53:34,723 --> 00:53:36,213
Not anymore.

588
00:53:45,167 --> 00:53:46,828
That was it.

589
00:53:46,868 --> 00:53:49,030
The spell was broken at last.

590
00:53:49,070 --> 00:53:51,834
Jolly good thing, too,
if you ask me.

591
00:53:51,874 --> 00:53:54,000
I dread to think
what you'd get up to next.

592
00:53:54,042 --> 00:53:57,534
Don't worry.
There's plenty more to tell.

593
00:53:57,578 --> 00:53:59,808
What makes you think
I want to hear it?

594
00:53:59,848 --> 00:54:01,975
I still don't know
what gives you the idea...

595
00:54:02,016 --> 00:54:04,008
that I enjoy being used
as a rubbish dump...

596
00:54:04,052 --> 00:54:05,348
for your unsavory reminiscences.

597
00:54:05,387 --> 00:54:07,616
Don't you?

598
00:54:07,655 --> 00:54:09,556
Don't you really, Nigel?

599
00:54:13,528 --> 00:54:15,155
He's still here?

600
00:54:15,197 --> 00:54:20,032
Afraid I am, yes,
but I'm just off now.

601
00:54:20,068 --> 00:54:24,504
You know, Nigel has been
extremely patient with me.

602
00:54:24,540 --> 00:54:28,407
We don't see eye-to-eye
on everything...

603
00:54:28,443 --> 00:54:31,673
but we share at least
one interest in common...

604
00:54:31,713 --> 00:54:33,145
you, baby.

605
00:54:33,181 --> 00:54:37,915
I suppose that's why he
keeps coming back for more.

606
00:54:37,953 --> 00:54:40,750
Anyway, as I say, I'm just off.

607
00:54:40,788 --> 00:54:43,120
So, thanks very much
for the tea.

608
00:54:43,157 --> 00:54:44,385
Toodle-oo.

609
00:55:04,179 --> 00:55:05,304
Oh. Sorry.

610
00:55:05,346 --> 00:55:07,143
You were gone long enough.

611
00:55:07,181 --> 00:55:08,649
I'm really sorry, darling.

612
00:55:08,683 --> 00:55:10,651
I was going to go to dinner
without you.

613
00:55:10,685 --> 00:55:12,483
It's just incredibly hard
to get away.

614
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,215
You saw what he's like.

615
00:55:14,256 --> 00:55:17,282
- Was she there, too?
- Who?

616
00:55:17,326 --> 00:55:18,451
Wrong answer, Nigel.

617
00:55:18,493 --> 00:55:20,824
"Yes" or "no" would have
been fine, but "who?"

618
00:55:20,862 --> 00:55:22,854
You know perfectly well
who I mean.

619
00:55:22,897 --> 00:55:27,300
Right, Mimi. Yeah, she rolled up
just as I was leaving.

620
00:55:27,336 --> 00:55:28,495
Odd creature.

621
00:55:28,536 --> 00:55:31,165
So you said...
"Odd, but not bad-Iooking."

622
00:55:31,205 --> 00:55:32,673
Most men would find her
stunning.

623
00:55:32,707 --> 00:55:34,197
Most women, too,
for that matter.

624
00:55:34,243 --> 00:55:37,679
Well, look, I am not "most men."

625
00:55:37,713 --> 00:55:41,171
I'm your husband. Right?

626
00:55:41,215 --> 00:55:42,683
There we go.

627
00:55:42,717 --> 00:55:45,949
Here they are, all locked up.

628
00:55:45,987 --> 00:55:47,683
I say,
is this your little girl?

629
00:55:47,723 --> 00:55:50,191
It is, indeed. Amrita, say hello
to the lady and gentleman.

630
00:55:50,225 --> 00:55:51,691
Hello, Amrita.
That's a very pretty name.

631
00:55:51,727 --> 00:55:53,284
It's almost as pretty
as you are.

632
00:55:53,328 --> 00:55:56,195
She's enchanting.
Where have you been hiding her?

633
00:55:56,231 --> 00:55:58,199
I have a nanny
that looks after her.

634
00:55:58,233 --> 00:56:00,963
- And your wife?
- I'm a widower, dear lady.

635
00:56:01,002 --> 00:56:02,971
Oh, I'm so sorry.

636
00:56:03,004 --> 00:56:05,633
Anyway, it's lovely
to have a child on board.

637
00:56:05,673 --> 00:56:08,141
It makes a change
from all the wrinklies.

638
00:56:08,175 --> 00:56:11,145
And you? Have you provided
for your posterity?

639
00:56:11,179 --> 00:56:12,304
Sorry?

640
00:56:12,346 --> 00:56:14,211
You have a wife
that loves children so much.

641
00:56:14,249 --> 00:56:16,443
I was just wondering if
you yourself have a family.

642
00:56:16,485 --> 00:56:18,316
No, we haven't, actually.

643
00:56:18,352 --> 00:56:20,820
No. Nigel thinks the world's
overpopulated enough as it is...

644
00:56:20,856 --> 00:56:23,324
without us adding
to the problem.

645
00:56:23,358 --> 00:56:25,826
An admirable sentiment in India,
perhaps...

646
00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:27,852
But surely the green fields
of England...

647
00:56:27,895 --> 00:56:30,830
can afford to have
a few more mouths to feed.

648
00:56:30,866 --> 00:56:32,663
I say, look at that.

649
00:56:32,701 --> 00:56:34,167
Oh, look, Amrita, look. See.

650
00:56:34,201 --> 00:56:36,500
- Isn't that beautiful?
- Are you cold, darling?

651
00:56:36,538 --> 00:56:39,006
Gosh,
I should have brought my coat.

652
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,338
Please, allow me.

653
00:56:41,375 --> 00:56:42,673
That's very kind.

654
00:56:42,711 --> 00:56:44,201
- Here we are.
- Thank you.

655
00:56:45,546 --> 00:56:47,879
Let's go and I'll fetch you
something from the cabin.

656
00:56:47,915 --> 00:56:49,576
See you in a sec.

657
00:56:51,352 --> 00:56:53,149
Believe me, dear lady...

658
00:56:53,187 --> 00:56:55,816
children are a better
form of marital therapy...

659
00:56:55,856 --> 00:56:57,518
than any trip to India.

660
00:57:10,538 --> 00:57:12,836
You mustn't believe all he says.

661
00:57:12,874 --> 00:57:14,864
He's a sick man.

662
00:57:14,909 --> 00:57:16,377
He imagines things.

663
00:57:20,848 --> 00:57:23,510
Please, don't think badly of me.

664
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:26,919
Now, wait a minute.

665
00:57:26,955 --> 00:57:29,252
What are you playing at
this time?

666
00:57:29,290 --> 00:57:32,749
It matters to me what you think.

667
00:57:32,794 --> 00:57:34,022
Does it?

668
00:57:35,463 --> 00:57:36,931
Does it really?

669
00:57:36,965 --> 00:57:39,433
I have to talk with you, Nigel.

670
00:57:39,467 --> 00:57:41,560
I have to explain.

671
00:57:42,870 --> 00:57:45,237
All right, go ahead.

672
00:57:45,272 --> 00:57:46,739
No. Not here.

673
00:57:46,774 --> 00:57:48,241
In my cabin.

674
00:57:48,276 --> 00:57:51,403
We won't be disturbed there.

675
00:57:51,445 --> 00:57:52,606
Please.

676
00:57:52,647 --> 00:57:56,913
I'm afraid I can't. Not now.

677
00:57:56,951 --> 00:57:58,578
No. Later.

678
00:57:58,620 --> 00:58:00,679
Five o'clock.

679
00:58:00,721 --> 00:58:02,713
Cabin DS1.

680
00:58:15,669 --> 00:58:17,661
What is it?

681
00:58:20,675 --> 00:58:22,006
A newspaper.

682
00:58:23,177 --> 00:58:24,645
I brought your coat.

683
00:58:24,679 --> 00:58:26,145
Thanks, Mr. Singh.

684
00:58:26,181 --> 00:58:27,375
You're very welcome.

685
00:58:29,750 --> 00:58:31,981
- What a lovely story.
- Thanks.

686
00:58:32,020 --> 00:58:33,544
Say thank you, Amrita.

687
00:58:33,588 --> 00:58:35,316
So if your daddy will let me
I'll come and tell you...

688
00:58:35,356 --> 00:58:38,189
some other stories sometime.
Would you like that?

689
00:58:39,260 --> 00:58:41,161
Two hearts.

690
00:58:41,195 --> 00:58:43,026
I pass.

691
00:58:44,532 --> 00:58:46,159
Four hearts.

692
00:58:46,201 --> 00:58:47,667
Ich passe.

693
00:58:47,701 --> 00:58:48,828
No bid.

694
00:58:48,870 --> 00:58:50,030
Pass.

695
00:59:11,993 --> 00:59:13,459
You won't believe this...

696
00:59:13,495 --> 00:59:16,292
but I've got to see
that chap again.

697
00:59:16,330 --> 00:59:18,798
I thought you'd had enough
of all that.

698
00:59:18,834 --> 00:59:23,133
I know, it's just...
he won't take no for an answer.

699
00:59:23,171 --> 00:59:26,629
I'm so sorry,
but I've simply got to go.

700
00:59:26,675 --> 00:59:29,939
I wonder, would you like
to take my place?

701
00:59:29,977 --> 00:59:31,911
- I should be delighted.
- Great.

702
00:59:31,947 --> 00:59:33,812
Bridge is king of games.

703
00:59:33,848 --> 00:59:36,818
I once played
forty-eight hours nonstop.

704
00:59:36,852 --> 00:59:39,320
You leave your partner
in safe hands.

705
00:59:39,354 --> 00:59:40,820
Excellent.
I do apologize.

706
00:59:40,856 --> 00:59:42,322
Please, excuse me.

707
00:59:42,356 --> 00:59:44,324
Entschuldigung and all that.

708
01:00:21,629 --> 01:00:23,120
May I come in?

709
01:00:31,139 --> 01:00:33,038
Close the door.

710
01:00:56,497 --> 01:00:58,762
April Fool!

711
01:01:03,137 --> 01:01:05,538
You pathetic, sick...

712
01:01:08,510 --> 01:01:10,568
Do you want her?

713
01:01:10,612 --> 01:01:12,272
Yes or no.

714
01:01:12,314 --> 01:01:15,340
I don't want anything more to do
with either of you, ever.

715
01:01:15,383 --> 01:01:17,874
Let go.
Let me go, or I'Il...

716
01:01:17,919 --> 01:01:20,945
Let me go
or I'll call my mommy.

717
01:01:20,989 --> 01:01:23,457
Go on.

718
01:01:23,491 --> 01:01:25,288
Get out.

719
01:01:25,326 --> 01:01:28,159
Crawl back
to your matrimonial tomb.

720
01:01:34,336 --> 01:01:36,804
You know what? I pity you.

721
01:01:36,838 --> 01:01:38,772
I genuinely pity you both...

722
01:01:38,806 --> 01:01:41,207
if this is how
you get your kicks.

723
01:01:41,243 --> 01:01:43,768
I get no kicks out of this.

724
01:01:43,812 --> 01:01:45,711
Then what was this farce?

725
01:01:45,747 --> 01:01:48,237
How else could we get you here?

726
01:01:51,252 --> 01:01:54,711
Why is that suddenly
of such incredible importance?

727
01:01:54,756 --> 01:01:58,157
Mimi wants you to hear
the rest of our story.

728
01:01:58,193 --> 01:02:01,286
She thinks it'll help
her chances with you.

729
01:02:01,328 --> 01:02:03,489
What are you, her pimp?

730
01:02:03,530 --> 01:02:05,931
I don't begrudge Mimi
the right to look elsewhere...

731
01:02:05,967 --> 01:02:08,993
for what I can no longer supply.

732
01:02:09,036 --> 01:02:12,495
I merely supervise her affairs
instead of...

733
01:02:12,540 --> 01:02:14,006
submitting to them.

734
01:02:15,709 --> 01:02:18,008
You can have her, Nigel...

735
01:02:18,046 --> 01:02:19,512
with my blessings.

736
01:02:19,546 --> 01:02:22,310
On one condition...

737
01:02:22,350 --> 01:02:23,681
you hear me out.

738
01:02:29,056 --> 01:02:30,683
You make me sick.

739
01:02:30,725 --> 01:02:32,715
Why are you still standing here?

740
01:02:34,229 --> 01:02:37,629
Come on, Nigel, it was a joke.

741
01:02:37,665 --> 01:02:40,794
Have a sense of humor,
for Christ's sake.

742
01:02:40,834 --> 01:02:42,131
Come on, sit down.

743
01:02:42,169 --> 01:02:43,727
Make yourself comfortable.

744
01:02:43,772 --> 01:02:45,000
Use my wheelchair.

745
01:02:53,915 --> 01:02:56,008
The brake! The brake!

746
01:03:01,288 --> 01:03:03,223
Have a heart, Nigel.

747
01:03:07,227 --> 01:03:08,695
Don't be too rough...

748
01:03:08,729 --> 01:03:12,461
on a man demolished
by a love that was too strong.

749
01:03:18,707 --> 01:03:20,675
Yes, sir.

750
01:03:20,709 --> 01:03:23,143
We should have
stopped right there.

751
01:03:24,713 --> 01:03:29,308
Lovers should quit when
their passion is at its peak...

752
01:03:29,350 --> 01:03:32,683
not wait until
its inevitable decline.

753
01:03:38,927 --> 01:03:43,421
As it was, my desire for her
had begun to wane.

754
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,227
There she would lie...

755
01:03:47,268 --> 01:03:50,465
gorgeous, voluptuous...

756
01:03:50,504 --> 01:03:53,497
and it didn't do a thing for me.

757
01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:56,407
I came to resent her failure
to excite me...

758
01:03:56,443 --> 01:03:58,104
the way she used to.

759
01:04:05,252 --> 01:04:09,883
We were developing a narcotic
dependence on television...

760
01:04:09,923 --> 01:04:13,689
the marital aid that enables
a couple to endure each other...

761
01:04:13,727 --> 01:04:16,060
without having to talk.

762
01:04:26,673 --> 01:04:29,665
A New York editress
was overnighting in Paris...

763
01:04:29,711 --> 01:04:31,770
on her way
to the Frankfurt book fair.

764
01:04:31,812 --> 01:04:34,372
I wanted to show her
a good time.

765
01:04:34,415 --> 01:04:36,042
It was a PR job...

766
01:04:36,084 --> 01:04:39,052
and I was apprehensive
of her reaction to Mimi...

767
01:04:39,086 --> 01:04:42,352
who tended to upstage
every other woman in sight.

768
01:04:42,389 --> 01:04:43,550
You wearing that?

769
01:04:44,592 --> 01:04:45,717
That dress?

770
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:47,090
What about it?

771
01:04:49,030 --> 01:04:50,588
Couldn't you wear
something else?

772
01:04:53,435 --> 01:04:54,731
What's wrong with it?

773
01:04:54,768 --> 01:04:56,703
Oh, nothing.

774
01:04:56,737 --> 01:04:58,534
What do you mean, nothing?

775
01:05:00,308 --> 01:05:04,574
You think it makes me look fat,
it makes my ass look fat.

776
01:05:04,612 --> 01:05:06,239
Did I say that?

777
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:09,772
- You think I've got a fat ass.
- You said that. I didn't.

778
01:05:09,818 --> 01:05:12,286
So you do think
I've got a fat ass.

779
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,048
Give me a break.

780
01:05:14,088 --> 01:05:17,022
You wouldn't have said that
once upon a time.

781
01:05:17,058 --> 01:05:18,354
You liked my ass.

782
01:05:18,393 --> 01:05:22,556
I still like your ass.
I'm crazy about your ass.

783
01:05:22,596 --> 01:05:24,189
You don't love me anymore.

784
01:05:24,231 --> 01:05:26,256
Wear what you fucking want.

785
01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:29,235
Wear a fucking bathrobe,
for all I care.

786
01:05:37,177 --> 01:05:40,203
The trouble is, publishing
isn't what it used to be.

787
01:05:40,247 --> 01:05:42,147
It's the bottom line
that counts now...

788
01:05:42,183 --> 01:05:44,981
proven track records,
advance sales.

789
01:05:45,018 --> 01:05:46,179
No one's gonna invest
in a newcomer...

790
01:05:46,221 --> 01:05:47,449
who hasn't proven himself.

791
01:05:47,489 --> 01:05:50,548
So an unknown can't get
published unless he's known.

792
01:05:50,592 --> 01:05:52,354
Sounds like a Catch-22 to me.

793
01:05:52,393 --> 01:05:54,189
You could call it that.

794
01:05:54,229 --> 01:05:56,389
And your Parisian settings
don't help any.

795
01:05:56,431 --> 01:05:57,830
When are you
going to come back home...

796
01:05:57,866 --> 01:05:59,332
back to the United States,
where it's at?

797
01:05:59,366 --> 01:06:00,856
No, he wouldn't do that.

798
01:06:00,901 --> 01:06:03,495
Oscar's a fixture here.
He's like the Eiffel Tower.

799
01:06:03,538 --> 01:06:05,802
He's right, Beverly.
I love it here.

800
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:08,274
- I feel at home.
- Good for you.

801
01:06:08,308 --> 01:06:11,334
Come on, get a life.
Paris is out. Vieux jeu.

802
01:06:11,379 --> 01:06:12,812
It's a literary mausoleum.

803
01:06:12,846 --> 01:06:15,907
Henry Miller
used it up fifty years ago.

804
01:06:15,949 --> 01:06:17,473
God, I don't think France
hasn't been the same...

805
01:06:17,518 --> 01:06:19,850
since they gave up absinthe.

806
01:06:21,622 --> 01:06:24,352
It's all right.
I'll be fine. Thank you.

807
01:06:24,391 --> 01:06:26,586
I'm fine. I'm fine.

808
01:06:28,796 --> 01:06:32,788
You know what?
I should make you my agent.

809
01:06:32,834 --> 01:06:34,858
That would solve
all my problems.

810
01:06:34,903 --> 01:06:37,030
"Paris is out. Vieux jeu."

811
01:06:37,070 --> 01:06:40,336
You really did me
some good tonight...

812
01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:42,366
like I don't have enough trouble
getting published.

813
01:06:42,409 --> 01:06:44,536
I couldn't bear to see you
crawl up her ass like that.

814
01:06:44,578 --> 01:06:47,173
I'll crawl up the ass of anyone
I fucking well feel like.

815
01:06:47,215 --> 01:06:48,739
Yours isn't the only one
in town.

816
01:06:48,782 --> 01:06:50,943
Is that how you feel?

817
01:06:50,985 --> 01:06:52,383
That's exactly how I feel.

818
01:06:52,419 --> 01:06:54,387
In that case, I'd better go.

819
01:06:54,421 --> 01:06:56,048
OK. You do that.

820
01:07:31,092 --> 01:07:32,457
I'm going now.

821
01:07:35,395 --> 01:07:37,056
Are you sad I'm going?

822
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,161
You're not sad.

823
01:07:42,737 --> 01:07:46,104
I am sad,
but it's better this way.

824
01:08:07,427 --> 01:08:08,985
My keys.

825
01:08:09,030 --> 01:08:10,189
Thanks.

826
01:08:14,034 --> 01:08:16,060
I love you.
I love you so much.

827
01:08:16,104 --> 01:08:19,266
Please don't make me go.

828
01:08:24,712 --> 01:08:26,201
Stop crying.

829
01:08:28,548 --> 01:08:30,709
Go make some coffee
or something, huh?

830
01:09:02,182 --> 01:09:04,912
I came to dread bedtime.

831
01:09:07,689 --> 01:09:09,815
I would feel this...

832
01:09:09,857 --> 01:09:12,916
overpowering desire to sleep.

833
01:09:15,762 --> 01:09:17,229
I'm bushed.

834
01:09:27,208 --> 01:09:29,176
I'd feel sorry for her...

835
01:09:29,209 --> 01:09:30,677
Good night.

836
01:09:30,712 --> 01:09:33,839
...lying there with her belly
crying, "Famine..."

837
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:36,406
her organs in turmoil.

838
01:09:36,451 --> 01:09:38,112
Kiss me good night.

839
01:09:46,259 --> 01:09:49,057
Not like that. Hold me.

840
01:09:49,096 --> 01:09:51,189
I would crush my lips
against hers...

841
01:09:51,232 --> 01:09:54,689
like you mash out a butt
in an ashtray...

842
01:09:54,736 --> 01:09:56,294
but that was only a prelude...

843
01:09:56,337 --> 01:09:59,362
to the most unoriginal act
known to man...

844
01:09:59,407 --> 01:10:02,807
the process referred to
as copulation.

845
01:10:10,418 --> 01:10:13,580
I felt like a rat in a trap.

846
01:10:13,620 --> 01:10:16,487
Out there,
people were having fun...

847
01:10:16,524 --> 01:10:19,516
dancing, making love.

848
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:22,688
Paris was throbbing
to its own frenetic rhythms.

849
01:10:22,729 --> 01:10:25,995
They pounded away in my head,
driving me crazy.

850
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:28,834
I craved variety.

851
01:10:28,870 --> 01:10:32,202
I hungered for noise
and excitement.

852
01:11:23,758 --> 01:11:25,384
Holy shit!

853
01:11:33,767 --> 01:11:36,236
Do you have to drink it
that way?

854
01:11:36,270 --> 01:11:38,568
Why can't you use a glass?

855
01:11:38,605 --> 01:11:41,073
What's the difference?
It tastes the same.

856
01:11:41,108 --> 01:11:43,076
It doesn't look the same.

857
01:11:43,109 --> 01:11:45,737
Oh-la-la. I didn't know
you were so delicate.

858
01:11:45,779 --> 01:11:48,339
- What do you mean, delicate?
- I mean delicate.

859
01:11:48,382 --> 01:11:49,508
I know what you mean...

860
01:11:49,549 --> 01:11:51,245
but it's just not
the right word in English.

861
01:11:51,285 --> 01:11:53,548
If you don't know the right word
in English, say it in French.

862
01:11:53,588 --> 01:11:56,556
I don't say it in French because
your French isn't good enough.

863
01:11:56,591 --> 01:11:58,854
It's better than your English.

864
01:11:58,892 --> 01:12:02,829
After all these years in Paris,
so it should be.

865
01:12:02,863 --> 01:12:05,298
Maybe your English
isn't that good, either.

866
01:12:05,333 --> 01:12:08,894
Maybe that's why no one wants
to publish your books.

867
01:12:08,935 --> 01:12:10,903
So now you're a literary critic?

868
01:12:10,938 --> 01:12:12,838
That's great
coming from a waitress.

869
01:12:12,874 --> 01:12:15,604
I'm not a waitress.
I'm a dancer.

870
01:12:15,642 --> 01:12:18,043
Dancer, hell.
You'd still be begging tips...

871
01:12:18,079 --> 01:12:21,071
if I hadn't picked you up
out of that fucking restaurant.

872
01:12:28,355 --> 01:12:31,085
You little bitch!

873
01:12:36,931 --> 01:12:38,693
OK, show's over.

874
01:12:38,733 --> 01:12:40,758
You can get up now.

875
01:12:57,617 --> 01:12:59,983
Jesus, don't do this to me.

876
01:13:00,020 --> 01:13:01,146
Baby?

877
01:13:01,188 --> 01:13:02,587
Come on, say something.

878
01:13:02,623 --> 01:13:03,782
Please.

879
01:13:09,229 --> 01:13:10,720
God Almighty.

880
01:13:30,551 --> 01:13:32,040
Sos m�decin. Bonjour.

881
01:13:32,085 --> 01:13:35,544
Ma femme, elle est �vanouie
soudainement.

882
01:13:35,588 --> 01:13:37,056
Dans quelles circonstances?

883
01:13:37,091 --> 01:13:40,458
Elle est tomb�e. Tomb�e.

884
01:13:40,494 --> 01:13:42,724
Sa tete a heurte un meuble.

885
01:13:42,762 --> 01:13:45,060
Saigne-t-elle due nez
ou des oreilles?

886
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:49,459
Est-ce qu'elle prend
des m�dicaments?

887
01:13:50,237 --> 01:13:51,829
Quel age a-t-elle?

888
01:13:59,814 --> 01:14:01,611
- J'ai mal.
- Where?

889
01:14:04,552 --> 01:14:06,041
Ou tu as mal?

890
01:14:08,055 --> 01:14:09,521
My head.

891
01:14:09,556 --> 01:14:11,422
Is it bad?

892
01:14:12,492 --> 01:14:14,517
How bad is it?

893
01:14:14,561 --> 01:14:16,325
Tiger.

894
01:14:17,999 --> 01:14:21,435
- Should I call a doctor?
- No. Just hold me.

895
01:14:27,540 --> 01:14:29,805
Baby, forgive me, please.

896
01:14:29,843 --> 01:14:32,778
I love you.

897
01:14:43,891 --> 01:14:46,654
Wow. It's great!

898
01:14:46,693 --> 01:14:50,221
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm so happy.

899
01:15:07,013 --> 01:15:08,572
What a lovely evening.

900
01:15:08,616 --> 01:15:11,049
I wish it would last forever.

901
01:15:11,084 --> 01:15:13,645
Forever's a long time, baby.

902
01:15:14,955 --> 01:15:17,013
I can't think in those terms.

903
01:15:17,057 --> 01:15:18,184
I never could.

904
01:15:18,225 --> 01:15:20,193
But when something is good...

905
01:15:20,226 --> 01:15:22,694
don't you want it
to last forever?

906
01:15:22,729 --> 01:15:26,427
Sure, but good things never do.

907
01:15:26,467 --> 01:15:27,956
Not even us?

908
01:15:29,737 --> 01:15:32,365
Are we so good?

909
01:15:32,406 --> 01:15:33,633
Aren't we?

910
01:15:34,741 --> 01:15:38,508
Well, now that you
come to mention it, no.

911
01:15:38,545 --> 01:15:40,069
Not anymore.

912
01:15:43,250 --> 01:15:45,548
I...

913
01:15:45,585 --> 01:15:49,783
Come on, Mimi,
let's stop kidding ourselves.

914
01:15:49,823 --> 01:15:51,984
I don't understand.

915
01:15:52,025 --> 01:15:55,290
Look,
it was sweet while it lasted.

916
01:15:55,329 --> 01:15:59,992
Boy, it was sweet,
but it's going sour, isn't it?

917
01:16:01,601 --> 01:16:03,035
Well, isn't it?

918
01:16:04,939 --> 01:16:07,839
I'd been hoping that you'd
take the initiative...

919
01:16:07,875 --> 01:16:11,674
but, no, you seem quite happy
to let things drag on this way.

920
01:16:11,712 --> 01:16:13,076
Well, I'm not.

921
01:16:13,113 --> 01:16:15,343
I'm degrading myself
by degrading you.

922
01:16:15,382 --> 01:16:17,907
We're degrading each other,
for God's sake.

923
01:16:19,954 --> 01:16:22,479
Let's not spoil
a beautiful memory.

924
01:16:22,523 --> 01:16:26,049
Let's quit while we still have
a few shreds of dignity left.

925
01:16:28,229 --> 01:16:31,596
But I love you.
All I want is you.

926
01:16:31,632 --> 01:16:35,533
I want to marry you.
I want to give you babies.

927
01:16:35,568 --> 01:16:37,696
I want to give you
the rest of my life.

928
01:16:37,737 --> 01:16:40,298
I don't want the rest
of your life. I want my own.

929
01:16:40,341 --> 01:16:41,807
Can't you get it
through your head?

930
01:16:44,044 --> 01:16:46,035
What did I do wrong?

931
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:48,071
Did I ever harm you?

932
01:16:49,916 --> 01:16:51,713
Oscar, tell me.

933
01:16:52,952 --> 01:16:56,012
Even a criminal
is told his crime.

934
01:16:56,056 --> 01:16:57,387
What did I do?

935
01:17:02,028 --> 01:17:04,156
You didn't do anything.

936
01:17:04,197 --> 01:17:05,358
You exist.

937
01:17:05,399 --> 01:17:06,592
That's all.

938
01:17:19,346 --> 01:17:20,540
I understand.

939
01:17:38,831 --> 01:17:41,027
Did I miss her?

940
01:17:41,068 --> 01:17:43,126
Sure, I did...

941
01:17:43,169 --> 01:17:47,470
but I also experienced
an incredible sense of freedom.

942
01:17:47,508 --> 01:17:49,975
The future seemed bright
with promise...

943
01:17:50,009 --> 01:17:54,208
peopled with a thousand
alluring images...

944
01:17:54,248 --> 01:17:56,079
most of them female.

945
01:18:01,721 --> 01:18:03,154
Oh, shit.

946
01:18:11,130 --> 01:18:12,325
It's me.

947
01:18:15,201 --> 01:18:17,169
I'm here.

948
01:18:17,204 --> 01:18:18,330
I'm scared.

949
01:18:18,371 --> 01:18:19,498
What?

950
01:18:19,540 --> 01:18:21,337
I can't live without you.

951
01:18:21,375 --> 01:18:23,342
I'm afraid
you're just gonna have to.

952
01:18:23,376 --> 01:18:24,503
I won't.

953
01:18:25,846 --> 01:18:28,314
We've been through this before,
haven't we?

954
01:18:28,349 --> 01:18:30,976
So why don't we give it a rest?

955
01:18:31,017 --> 01:18:34,350
Look up some friends.
Have some fun.

956
01:18:34,387 --> 01:18:36,685
We just went over the top,
that's all.

957
01:18:36,724 --> 01:18:38,020
In a few days...

958
01:18:38,057 --> 01:18:41,754
you'll be grateful to me
for having made the first move.

959
01:18:49,737 --> 01:18:51,728
Was she play-acting?

960
01:18:51,771 --> 01:18:53,068
I couldn't be sure.

961
01:18:53,107 --> 01:18:55,439
I called her old roommate.

962
01:18:55,475 --> 01:18:57,375
No dice.

963
01:18:57,411 --> 01:18:59,674
I spent the rest of the day
wondering...

964
01:18:59,713 --> 01:19:02,044
and half the night drinking.

965
01:19:23,436 --> 01:19:25,097
I was waiting for you.

966
01:19:25,138 --> 01:19:27,607
I can see that. I wonder why.

967
01:19:27,641 --> 01:19:28,766
You know why.

968
01:19:28,809 --> 01:19:30,970
I know I'm wrecked
and I'm gonna crash.

969
01:19:31,011 --> 01:19:33,479
- No. Wait.
- Let go of me.

970
01:19:33,513 --> 01:19:35,778
I want to tell you something.

971
01:19:35,815 --> 01:19:37,306
There's nothing more to be said.

972
01:19:37,350 --> 01:19:38,443
- Please!

973
01:19:38,484 --> 01:19:39,815
It's not going to make it
any easier on you.

974
01:19:39,853 --> 01:19:42,822
You've got to listen to me.
Please. Please listen to me.

975
01:19:42,855 --> 01:19:44,551
Oh, for God's sake.

976
01:19:48,228 --> 01:19:49,717
Rita, veux-tu. Rita.

977
01:19:52,799 --> 01:19:55,791
All right. You'd better come in.

978
01:20:17,690 --> 01:20:19,021
Do you want one?

979
01:20:23,763 --> 01:20:25,197
All right.

980
01:20:26,567 --> 01:20:28,056
What's so important?

981
01:20:28,101 --> 01:20:30,069
It's true what I said.

982
01:20:30,104 --> 01:20:32,230
I can't live without you.

983
01:20:32,271 --> 01:20:34,205
If that's all you came
to tell me...

984
01:20:34,241 --> 01:20:36,174
Please, don't throw me out.

985
01:20:36,209 --> 01:20:38,370
Give me one last chance.

986
01:20:38,411 --> 01:20:42,245
I'm ready to live with you
on any terms, any at all.

987
01:20:42,282 --> 01:20:45,944
I can bear anything as long
as I'm with you sometimes.

988
01:20:48,455 --> 01:20:50,081
You can shout at me.

989
01:20:50,124 --> 01:20:51,591
You can hit me.

990
01:20:51,625 --> 01:20:53,592
You can have other women.

991
01:20:53,626 --> 01:20:57,028
I don't care what you do,
but, please...

992
01:20:58,298 --> 01:20:59,787
don't send me away.

993
01:21:01,301 --> 01:21:04,463
Even if you don't
love me anymore...

994
01:21:04,504 --> 01:21:06,972
keep me with you out of pity.

995
01:21:08,241 --> 01:21:11,210
There's nothing I wouldn't do
to stay with you.

996
01:21:11,245 --> 01:21:13,475
Please. Please.

997
01:21:14,580 --> 01:21:16,208
Please.

998
01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:18,149
I beg you.

999
01:21:19,253 --> 01:21:22,120
Please! Please!

1000
01:21:23,290 --> 01:21:24,450
I beg you.

1001
01:21:24,491 --> 01:21:27,221
Everyone has a sadistic streak.

1002
01:21:27,261 --> 01:21:28,887
Nothing brings it out better...

1003
01:21:28,928 --> 01:21:32,455
than the knowledge you've got
someone at your mercy.

1004
01:21:32,499 --> 01:21:36,629
If she really fancied
living in a living hell...

1005
01:21:36,669 --> 01:21:40,400
I'd make it so hot,
even she would want out.

1006
01:21:44,511 --> 01:21:46,205
Yeah, it feels so good.

1007
01:21:47,781 --> 01:21:49,612
Yeah, it does, Cindy.

1008
01:21:50,951 --> 01:21:53,112
Cindy?

1009
01:21:53,153 --> 01:21:56,145
I mean Minnie, uh, Mimi.

1010
01:22:39,466 --> 01:22:41,399
Sure, I'm on.

1011
01:22:41,435 --> 01:22:42,662
Yeah, why not?

1012
01:22:43,903 --> 01:22:47,704
Round up a couple of chicks.
We'll make a night of it.

1013
01:22:47,741 --> 01:22:49,605
Who?

1014
01:22:49,642 --> 01:22:50,870
Oh, you bet.

1015
01:22:50,911 --> 01:22:53,709
She's the best piece of ass
this side of the river.

1016
01:22:56,883 --> 01:22:59,079
All right.

1017
01:22:59,119 --> 01:23:00,814
Yeah, I'll see you there.

1018
01:23:03,423 --> 01:23:04,720
Dinner's ready.

1019
01:23:04,758 --> 01:23:06,692
I'm eating out.

1020
01:23:06,726 --> 01:23:07,887
Tonight?

1021
01:23:07,927 --> 01:23:09,725
What's so special about tonight?

1022
01:23:09,762 --> 01:23:11,093
It's your holiday.

1023
01:23:11,130 --> 01:23:12,620
What holiday?

1024
01:23:12,665 --> 01:23:14,361
Thanksgiving.

1025
01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:17,198
I wanted to surprise you.

1026
01:23:17,237 --> 01:23:19,568
All right.
Let's see what you got.

1027
01:23:30,116 --> 01:23:32,176
Christ, what is that?

1028
01:23:32,218 --> 01:23:34,119
Turkey.

1029
01:23:34,153 --> 01:23:36,088
I cooked it for you special.

1030
01:23:38,524 --> 01:23:40,220
Cremated it, you mean.

1031
01:23:42,829 --> 01:23:45,626
That's it. I'm off.

1032
01:23:45,665 --> 01:23:48,032
Won't you even try a little?

1033
01:23:48,068 --> 01:23:49,193
You're joking.

1034
01:23:49,236 --> 01:23:52,228
I have too much respect
for my dentist.

1035
01:23:52,271 --> 01:23:54,637
Listen, in the future,
forget about cooking.

1036
01:23:54,674 --> 01:23:56,540
Stick to what you can do.

1037
01:23:56,576 --> 01:23:59,205
Which reminds me, what happened
to your dance classes?

1038
01:23:59,245 --> 01:24:02,237
Dancing has to come
from the heart.

1039
01:24:02,282 --> 01:24:02,907
So?

1040
01:24:04,607 --> 01:24:06,471
My heart is broken.

1041
01:24:13,282 --> 01:24:15,408
I was getting to her at last.

1042
01:24:15,451 --> 01:24:17,942
I'd achieved the impossible.

1043
01:24:17,987 --> 01:24:20,455
She was losing her looks
and her figure...

1044
01:24:20,488 --> 01:24:22,012
wasting away...

1045
01:24:22,056 --> 01:24:23,751
breaking out
in nervous rashes...

1046
01:24:23,791 --> 01:24:25,487
developing spots.

1047
01:24:32,367 --> 01:24:35,701
We were just admiring
your new hairstyle.

1048
01:24:35,737 --> 01:24:37,000
Really?

1049
01:24:37,039 --> 01:24:40,371
Susan here thinks it suits you.
I do, too.

1050
01:24:40,408 --> 01:24:44,435
I can't put my finger on it,
but it reminds me of something.

1051
01:24:44,479 --> 01:24:46,037
I know! Rita!

1052
01:24:47,315 --> 01:24:48,681
Rita?

1053
01:24:48,717 --> 01:24:50,309
You know Rita.

1054
01:24:50,351 --> 01:24:52,444
Rita. The neighbor's dog.

1055
01:24:55,858 --> 01:24:57,620
Just a minute. Wait.

1056
01:24:57,660 --> 01:25:00,060
What's that?
Looks like a zit.

1057
01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:01,686
It is.

1058
01:25:01,729 --> 01:25:03,664
And your nose is shiny, too.

1059
01:25:03,698 --> 01:25:08,193
I'm not a makeup artist,
but I could do better than that.

1060
01:25:37,165 --> 01:25:41,398
Hey! I didn't know we were
having a Halloween party.

1061
01:25:46,208 --> 01:25:48,938
She was so easy to hurt...

1062
01:25:48,978 --> 01:25:52,105
it was getting to be
like shooting fish in a barrel.

1063
01:26:02,323 --> 01:26:05,487
Not now, for Christ's sake!

1064
01:26:05,527 --> 01:26:08,017
Can't you see that
I'm trying to work?

1065
01:26:10,366 --> 01:26:14,302
Anyway, have I ever asked you
to clean the house for me?

1066
01:26:14,335 --> 01:26:17,270
No. So stop playing the martyr.

1067
01:26:17,306 --> 01:26:19,274
Take that thing off your head.

1068
01:26:19,307 --> 01:26:22,834
It makes you look
even uglier than usual.

1069
01:26:22,878 --> 01:26:24,209
You're really
letting yourself go.

1070
01:26:24,245 --> 01:26:27,408
I'm ashamed to be seen going
around with you these days.

1071
01:26:35,391 --> 01:26:37,120
What is it now?

1072
01:26:40,829 --> 01:26:43,161
I expect...

1073
01:26:51,173 --> 01:26:53,164
What do you expect?

1074
01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:54,367
A baby.

1075
01:27:03,786 --> 01:27:05,720
What did you say?

1076
01:27:05,754 --> 01:27:07,745
I'm going to have a baby.

1077
01:27:09,424 --> 01:27:11,450
Oh, my God.

1078
01:27:16,597 --> 01:27:18,121
How long have you known?

1079
01:27:18,166 --> 01:27:20,362
Only since yesterday.

1080
01:27:20,402 --> 01:27:22,233
Two months, the doctor says.

1081
01:27:31,012 --> 01:27:33,242
What are you going
to do about it?

1082
01:27:36,851 --> 01:27:38,342
Do about it?

1083
01:27:40,789 --> 01:27:42,153
Look at me.

1084
01:27:43,459 --> 01:27:45,450
Do I look like a daddy?

1085
01:27:46,895 --> 01:27:50,160
Can you see us bringing up
a child in this place?

1086
01:27:52,067 --> 01:27:53,193
I'm pushing forty.

1087
01:27:53,234 --> 01:27:56,693
I haven't even sold
a single book yet.

1088
01:27:56,738 --> 01:27:58,763
The world doesn't know I exist.

1089
01:28:01,943 --> 01:28:04,071
Not a day goes by that I don't
think it might be better...

1090
01:28:04,112 --> 01:28:06,411
just to kill myself
and be done with it.

1091
01:28:22,096 --> 01:28:25,555
Would it be fair to saddle
a child with a father like this?

1092
01:28:26,869 --> 01:28:28,460
Be honest.

1093
01:28:57,866 --> 01:28:59,992
They'd told me
there were complications...

1094
01:29:00,035 --> 01:29:01,331
but I wasn't prepared...

1095
01:29:01,370 --> 01:29:05,636
to see her looking
like a marble figure on a tomb.

1096
01:29:05,673 --> 01:29:10,008
For a moment, I almost weakened.

1097
01:29:11,646 --> 01:29:13,274
You came.

1098
01:29:13,314 --> 01:29:14,748
Why wouldn't I?

1099
01:29:16,984 --> 01:29:18,975
I brought you flowers.

1100
01:29:28,029 --> 01:29:29,224
You're here.

1101
01:29:29,263 --> 01:29:30,754
Nothing else matters.

1102
01:29:38,874 --> 01:29:42,970
I've been thinking,
that when you're on your feet...

1103
01:29:43,011 --> 01:29:46,537
we'll go away together,
just the two of us.

1104
01:29:46,581 --> 01:29:47,775
Go away?

1105
01:29:47,815 --> 01:29:51,751
Yeah. Far, far away.

1106
01:29:59,862 --> 01:30:01,523
Shit. No room.

1107
01:30:03,031 --> 01:30:05,431
You look pale, baby.

1108
01:30:05,467 --> 01:30:06,934
Feeling all right?

1109
01:30:06,968 --> 01:30:08,162
Pardon, madame.

1110
01:30:09,805 --> 01:30:10,964
Excuse me.

1111
01:30:12,474 --> 01:30:14,942
Oh, pardon. Je m'excuse.

1112
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:27,011
Look. There it is.

1113
01:30:27,923 --> 01:30:30,858
That's what you need, baby.

1114
01:30:30,892 --> 01:30:34,192
I can just see you luxuriating
under one of them palms...

1115
01:30:34,229 --> 01:30:36,355
with a tall glass in your hand.

1116
01:30:38,299 --> 01:30:41,701
Oh, hell, I can't sit through
the whole trip this way.

1117
01:30:41,737 --> 01:30:44,762
I'm gonna get them
to stow it somewhere.

1118
01:30:44,806 --> 01:30:47,205
I'll be right back.

1119
01:31:00,388 --> 01:31:02,357
Your baggage
has already been loaded...

1120
01:31:02,391 --> 01:31:04,052
and it can't travel without you.

1121
01:31:04,092 --> 01:31:07,117
No. This is all I've got.

1122
01:31:07,161 --> 01:31:10,563
Vous n'avez pas de bagage
dans la soute?

1123
01:31:10,599 --> 01:31:12,624
May I see your ticket, please?

1124
01:31:16,504 --> 01:31:18,972
Voulez-vous que
je fasse une annonce...

1125
01:31:19,007 --> 01:31:21,498
pour savoir s'il
y a un m�decin � bord?

1126
01:31:23,745 --> 01:31:26,475
I shall have to check
with the Captain.

1127
01:32:14,895 --> 01:32:16,920
I could picture her
looking out the window...

1128
01:32:16,964 --> 01:32:19,262
at that beautiful moon...

1129
01:32:19,301 --> 01:32:21,666
the same one I could see...

1130
01:32:21,702 --> 01:32:24,637
but I bet it didn't look
the same to her.

1131
01:32:24,673 --> 01:32:28,575
Depends on your state of mind,
the way things grab you.

1132
01:32:28,609 --> 01:32:32,375
To her,
it must have been poison.

1133
01:32:32,414 --> 01:32:35,906
To me, sweet as a peach.

1134
01:32:37,386 --> 01:32:39,649
I don't know about you.

1135
01:32:39,688 --> 01:32:41,883
Sometimes I think you make
things up as you go along.

1136
01:32:41,923 --> 01:32:43,412
I wish you were right.

1137
01:32:43,458 --> 01:32:47,052
My imagination
isn't half that fertile.

1138
01:32:47,095 --> 01:32:49,563
I might have made it
into print after all.

1139
01:32:49,597 --> 01:32:53,056
I mean, if even half
that story were true...

1140
01:32:53,100 --> 01:32:55,830
you'd be too bloody ashamed
to tell it.

1141
01:32:58,472 --> 01:32:59,734
Boy...

1142
01:33:00,975 --> 01:33:03,740
you still don't know me at all.

1143
01:33:18,025 --> 01:33:20,016
Are you still angry with me?

1144
01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:27,568
I don't know. I'm confused.

1145
01:33:31,173 --> 01:33:33,164
I wanted you to hear it.

1146
01:33:36,511 --> 01:33:40,412
I'd sooner have heard it
from you.

1147
01:33:40,448 --> 01:33:43,975
I leave the words to him.
They're all he has left.

1148
01:34:14,081 --> 01:34:18,576
When can we be alone together?

1149
01:34:18,620 --> 01:34:21,555
I mean, you know, really alone.

1150
01:34:21,589 --> 01:34:23,854
First hear the rest
of the story.

1151
01:34:25,994 --> 01:34:27,858
Then we'll see.

1152
01:35:19,414 --> 01:35:20,971
Here you are.
I wondered where you were.

1153
01:35:21,016 --> 01:35:22,642
You missed dinner.

1154
01:35:22,684 --> 01:35:25,653
I completely lost track of time.
I'm really sorry.

1155
01:35:25,686 --> 01:35:27,951
Never mind.
Dado's been keeping me company.

1156
01:35:27,988 --> 01:35:29,956
Good. How did the bridge go?

1157
01:35:29,991 --> 01:35:32,584
- It was a disaster.
- Really.

1158
01:35:32,626 --> 01:35:35,494
We had very, very bad luck.

1159
01:35:35,529 --> 01:35:38,362
Never had such terrible hands
in my entire life.

1160
01:35:38,399 --> 01:35:41,835
Never mind, Dado.
Unlucky at cards, lucky in love.

1161
01:35:41,870 --> 01:35:44,031
May I offer you a drink?

1162
01:35:44,072 --> 01:35:46,870
No, thanks very much.
I think some other time.

1163
01:35:46,907 --> 01:35:48,238
Are you coming, darling?

1164
01:35:57,619 --> 01:35:59,279
Smarmy bugger.

1165
01:35:59,321 --> 01:36:01,811
I bet he'd like
to climb inside your pants.

1166
01:36:01,857 --> 01:36:03,483
You can talk.

1167
01:36:03,524 --> 01:36:05,322
What do you mean?

1168
01:36:05,359 --> 01:36:08,294
Oh, God, Nigel,
I'm not a complete fool.

1169
01:36:08,330 --> 01:36:10,263
Those sessions
with that American freak.

1170
01:36:10,298 --> 01:36:12,994
I know what the attraction is.
It isn't his big blue eyes.

1171
01:36:13,033 --> 01:36:14,661
I'm sorry. I don't follow.

1172
01:36:14,702 --> 01:36:15,862
It's his wife you're after.

1173
01:36:15,903 --> 01:36:17,633
You've got the hots
for her, haven't you?

1174
01:36:17,672 --> 01:36:20,799
What? I feel sorry for the girl,
that's all.

1175
01:36:20,842 --> 01:36:24,801
Yeah, so sorry that
your tongue's hanging out.

1176
01:36:25,914 --> 01:36:28,541
Now, just watch it, Nigel.

1177
01:36:28,583 --> 01:36:31,245
Anything you can do,
I can do better.

1178
01:36:52,774 --> 01:36:54,400
Oh, God.

1179
01:36:54,442 --> 01:36:57,638
Darling, I cannot understand
why you won't take a Dramamine.

1180
01:36:57,678 --> 01:36:59,612
I told you, they knock me out.

1181
01:36:59,648 --> 01:37:04,084
Surely, now, it's better
to sleep than to suffer.

1182
01:37:04,119 --> 01:37:05,779
We look forward
to welcoming you...

1183
01:37:05,819 --> 01:37:07,411
to our gala fancy
dress ball tonight.

1184
01:37:07,455 --> 01:37:08,580
I'll be all right.

1185
01:37:08,623 --> 01:37:11,592
See the new year in
and dance till dawn...

1186
01:37:11,625 --> 01:37:14,595
to the music of
Danny Garcy and his boys.

1187
01:37:14,629 --> 01:37:16,096
For those without costumes...

1188
01:37:16,130 --> 01:37:18,099
the stewards can supply
funny hats and...

1189
01:37:18,133 --> 01:37:20,192
Funny hats.
For God's sake.

1190
01:37:20,234 --> 01:37:21,428
Here.

1191
01:37:26,942 --> 01:37:28,375
Here, take another.

1192
01:37:34,749 --> 01:37:38,149
You like me taking pills,
don't you, Nigel?

1193
01:37:38,185 --> 01:37:40,346
If it's not one kind,
it's another.

1194
01:37:40,387 --> 01:37:42,150
Don't know why I bother.

1195
01:37:42,189 --> 01:37:43,919
Sorry, darling.
What are you talking about?

1196
01:37:43,959 --> 01:37:47,052
The pill, Nigel. The pill.

1197
01:37:47,095 --> 01:37:50,394
We don't do it often enough
nowadays to make it worthwhile.

1198
01:37:50,431 --> 01:37:52,399
Oh, really. Come on, please.

1199
01:37:52,434 --> 01:37:53,900
What are we doing here?

1200
01:37:53,935 --> 01:37:57,392
What are we looking for
that we can't find at home?

1201
01:37:57,439 --> 01:37:59,907
Seven years.
Look where it got us.

1202
01:37:59,940 --> 01:38:02,341
I realize something now.
We shouldn't go to India at all.

1203
01:38:02,376 --> 01:38:04,936
I'll be spending
the whole six months in bed.

1204
01:38:04,979 --> 01:38:07,278
Sorry, darling.
I'm not with you.

1205
01:38:07,314 --> 01:38:08,838
Too right, you're not.
You're somewhere bloody else...

1206
01:38:08,883 --> 01:38:09,850
and I know where!

1207
01:38:09,883 --> 01:38:11,282
It's like a drug.

1208
01:38:11,318 --> 01:38:14,185
Actually,
That's all getting very boring.

1209
01:38:14,221 --> 01:38:15,587
If you're so obsessed...

1210
01:38:15,623 --> 01:38:18,682
with your dirty-minded little
cripple and his sexy wife...

1211
01:38:18,726 --> 01:38:20,193
why don't you just go back
for another helping...

1212
01:38:20,228 --> 01:38:21,251
and leave me in peace.

1213
01:38:21,295 --> 01:38:23,958
Fine! If that's how you feel,
I damn well will.

1214
01:38:38,278 --> 01:38:41,874
In time, Mimi became
a distant memory...

1215
01:38:41,915 --> 01:38:44,475
a closed chapter.

1216
01:38:44,519 --> 01:38:47,818
My sense of freedom returned
with a vengeance.

1217
01:38:49,923 --> 01:38:53,359
I hadn't dumped Mimi
for one particular woman.

1218
01:38:53,395 --> 01:38:55,988
I'd swapped her
for all womankind.

1219
01:38:57,431 --> 01:39:00,298
And I resolved
to make up for lost time.

1220
01:39:07,875 --> 01:39:10,709
No more emotional entanglements.

1221
01:39:10,745 --> 01:39:15,273
I just wallowed in female flesh
like a pig in clover...

1222
01:39:15,315 --> 01:39:18,182
ricocheted from bed to bed...

1223
01:39:18,218 --> 01:39:20,186
grabbed whatever was going...

1224
01:39:20,221 --> 01:39:21,847
hurried on.

1225
01:39:24,158 --> 01:39:26,126
Every day held the promise...

1226
01:39:26,161 --> 01:39:29,561
of some new, short-lived
sexual experience...

1227
01:39:29,596 --> 01:39:31,258
the shorter, the better.

1228
01:39:31,298 --> 01:39:34,427
Every time I looked
into one woman's eyes...

1229
01:39:34,468 --> 01:39:37,233
I could see the reflection
of the next.

1230
01:39:55,790 --> 01:39:58,121
After two years
of screwing around...

1231
01:39:58,158 --> 01:40:00,251
I gave up all pretense
of writing...

1232
01:40:00,294 --> 01:40:02,229
and turned night into day.

1233
01:40:02,262 --> 01:40:03,388
Like Dracula...

1234
01:40:03,431 --> 01:40:08,095
I rose at dusk
and retired to my pad at dawn.

1235
01:40:25,954 --> 01:40:28,751
Il faut qu'je rentre.
Il faut que je rentre, Oscar.

1236
01:40:28,790 --> 01:40:32,657
Mais non, on s'amuser.
The night is young.

1237
01:40:32,693 --> 01:40:35,390
Moi, il fatigu�.
Je me l�ve dans deux heures.

1238
01:40:35,430 --> 01:40:37,920
Arrete tes couneries.
On va rigoler un peu.

1239
01:40:37,966 --> 01:40:40,866
Non! Arrete!

1240
01:40:52,547 --> 01:40:55,879
Something's fucked up.

1241
01:41:01,188 --> 01:41:03,553
I was luckier than I deserved.

1242
01:41:03,589 --> 01:41:05,955
Just a concussion
and a fractured femur...

1243
01:41:05,992 --> 01:41:10,225
that had kept me lying there
like a mummy for weeks.

1244
01:41:10,262 --> 01:41:11,560
None of my conquests...

1245
01:41:11,597 --> 01:41:14,532
bothered to check
if I was still breathing.

1246
01:41:28,248 --> 01:41:30,681
Well, I'll be damned.

1247
01:41:31,984 --> 01:41:33,850
Jesus.

1248
01:41:33,887 --> 01:41:36,081
So you didn't kill yourself.

1249
01:41:36,123 --> 01:41:37,487
What for?

1250
01:41:37,524 --> 01:41:39,458
I was dead already.

1251
01:41:39,492 --> 01:41:41,290
You're looking great anyway.

1252
01:41:41,327 --> 01:41:42,988
I'm feeling great.

1253
01:41:43,029 --> 01:41:45,759
Here. I brought you these.

1254
01:41:45,798 --> 01:41:46,992
Thanks.

1255
01:41:50,137 --> 01:41:52,366
May as well sit down
while you're here.

1256
01:41:56,309 --> 01:41:58,299
Where you been all this time?

1257
01:41:58,345 --> 01:42:01,212
You bought the tickets.
You should know.

1258
01:42:01,248 --> 01:42:04,045
Martinique? You stayed on?

1259
01:42:05,685 --> 01:42:07,983
What have you been doing
with yourself?

1260
01:42:08,020 --> 01:42:10,455
- Working at a hotel.
- Waiting tables?

1261
01:42:12,258 --> 01:42:14,283
Till the manager
found out I could dance.

1262
01:42:14,326 --> 01:42:16,089
Then he put me in a floor show.

1263
01:42:16,129 --> 01:42:17,254
Kind of him.

1264
01:42:17,297 --> 01:42:20,232
Yes. He was very kind.

1265
01:42:20,266 --> 01:42:23,201
He almost restored my faith
in human nature.

1266
01:42:23,236 --> 01:42:24,634
Only almost?

1267
01:42:24,670 --> 01:42:26,298
He did...

1268
01:42:26,338 --> 01:42:28,238
until I remembered you.

1269
01:42:30,277 --> 01:42:31,903
Touch�.

1270
01:42:32,813 --> 01:42:34,746
What are you doing back here?

1271
01:42:34,781 --> 01:42:37,613
Just visiting.
I heard about your misfortune...

1272
01:42:37,650 --> 01:42:40,313
thought I'd see
if you needed anything.

1273
01:42:40,353 --> 01:42:43,322
You know what I really need,
baby?

1274
01:42:43,355 --> 01:42:46,347
I need you to stay out
of my life.

1275
01:42:46,392 --> 01:42:49,487
You haven't lost your charm,
Oscar. I should have known.

1276
01:42:49,528 --> 01:42:53,658
Well... good-bye.

1277
01:43:06,479 --> 01:43:08,504
Remember the carousel?

1278
01:43:08,548 --> 01:43:10,516
Sure, I remember the carousel.

1279
01:43:10,549 --> 01:43:13,883
I remember it
like a trip to the dentist.

1280
01:43:13,919 --> 01:43:15,944
Easy! Easy!

1281
01:43:15,988 --> 01:43:17,580
Stop!

1282
01:43:22,462 --> 01:43:25,589
Asshole.
Did you think I'd forgotten?

1283
01:43:40,680 --> 01:43:43,842
She came to see me when
I got out of intensive care.

1284
01:43:43,883 --> 01:43:46,216
She said, "There's bad news
and there's good news.

1285
01:43:46,253 --> 01:43:49,882
"You're paralyzed from
the waist down, permanently."

1286
01:43:49,923 --> 01:43:51,754
"OK," I said.

1287
01:43:51,790 --> 01:43:53,314
"Let's have the good news."

1288
01:43:53,359 --> 01:43:56,818
"That was the good news,"
she said.

1289
01:43:56,862 --> 01:43:59,592
"The bad news
is that from now on...

1290
01:43:59,633 --> 01:44:01,567
"I'm taking care of you."

1291
01:44:07,040 --> 01:44:09,873
We were a couple once more.

1292
01:44:09,910 --> 01:44:12,970
She moved back into my place
and looked after me...

1293
01:44:13,012 --> 01:44:15,810
with a strange kind of devotion
to duty.

1294
01:44:15,849 --> 01:44:19,910
She was my cook,
my housekeeper, my jailer...

1295
01:44:19,952 --> 01:44:22,250
and my nurse.

1296
01:44:30,129 --> 01:44:32,097
Oh, couldn't you...

1297
01:44:32,132 --> 01:44:34,225
I mean, it makes my leg shake...

1298
01:44:34,266 --> 01:44:37,930
if you always shoot me
in the same spot.

1299
01:44:37,971 --> 01:44:40,906
You see? It makes the leg shake.

1300
01:44:40,940 --> 01:44:43,306
Couldn't you find
some other place?

1301
01:44:43,342 --> 01:44:46,801
- You want me to have another go?
- No, the next time.

1302
01:44:46,846 --> 01:44:49,337
Look what you made me do, silly.

1303
01:44:57,056 --> 01:44:59,456
My God, you're not
going to use it again?

1304
01:44:59,491 --> 01:45:01,289
None left.

1305
01:45:01,327 --> 01:45:02,919
I'll get some more tomorrow.

1306
01:45:07,366 --> 01:45:11,803
It crossed my mind
she might still love me...

1307
01:45:11,838 --> 01:45:14,204
in spite of everything.

1308
01:45:14,241 --> 01:45:16,903
After all, it's no fun
hurting someone...

1309
01:45:16,943 --> 01:45:19,376
who means nothing to you.

1310
01:45:19,411 --> 01:45:22,505
Hey, Tiger. Come and get it.

1311
01:45:31,157 --> 01:45:32,521
Aren't you having any?

1312
01:45:32,559 --> 01:45:33,890
I'm going out.

1313
01:45:37,297 --> 01:45:38,423
Nothing in it?

1314
01:45:38,464 --> 01:45:39,726
Like what?

1315
01:45:39,766 --> 01:45:43,099
I don't know.
Maybe tomatoes, mushrooms?

1316
01:45:43,136 --> 01:45:45,194
Would you like some mushrooms?

1317
01:45:45,237 --> 01:45:47,637
Well, yeah. That would be nice.

1318
01:45:48,641 --> 01:45:50,906
You want some, go pick some.

1319
01:45:56,548 --> 01:45:58,039
Yes, I do.

1320
01:45:59,619 --> 01:46:01,712
Oh, no, he's not available.

1321
01:46:01,754 --> 01:46:03,552
Who's calling, please?

1322
01:46:08,193 --> 01:46:11,162
No. This is his nurse speaking.

1323
01:46:11,197 --> 01:46:13,688
What the...
Who says I'm not available?

1324
01:46:15,035 --> 01:46:17,333
Ah, you heard.

1325
01:46:18,338 --> 01:46:20,169
Yeah, very sad.

1326
01:46:22,241 --> 01:46:23,572
Who is it?

1327
01:46:25,345 --> 01:46:27,540
No. Quite impossible,
I'm afraid.

1328
01:46:27,580 --> 01:46:29,810
He's completely incapacitated.

1329
01:46:32,786 --> 01:46:34,310
I will.

1330
01:46:34,354 --> 01:46:36,322
You're welcome. Good-bye.

1331
01:46:36,355 --> 01:46:37,584
Who was it?

1332
01:46:38,791 --> 01:46:41,783
"Paris is out. Vieux jeu."

1333
01:46:41,827 --> 01:46:44,387
Beverly, you mean?
What did she want?

1334
01:46:47,166 --> 01:46:49,634
What did she want,
for God's sake?

1335
01:46:49,669 --> 01:46:51,136
How would I know?

1336
01:46:51,170 --> 01:46:53,661
You might have let me
speak to her.

1337
01:46:56,275 --> 01:46:58,766
I said, you might have
let me speak to her.

1338
01:46:58,811 --> 01:47:00,507
I heard you.

1339
01:47:00,547 --> 01:47:05,984
Jesus, Mimi, I never get to see
or speak to a soul these days.

1340
01:47:06,019 --> 01:47:08,213
It's like I'm in solitary.

1341
01:47:08,254 --> 01:47:09,447
Is it?

1342
01:47:12,291 --> 01:47:13,520
Look...

1343
01:47:14,894 --> 01:47:17,419
I know I deserve all I get.

1344
01:47:18,298 --> 01:47:20,766
I treated you like a monster.

1345
01:47:20,799 --> 01:47:22,266
I am a monster.

1346
01:47:22,302 --> 01:47:25,999
Tiger! You don't have the right
to criticize yourself.

1347
01:47:26,039 --> 01:47:27,835
That's my privilege.

1348
01:47:27,874 --> 01:47:30,205
- I know.
- I earned it.

1349
01:47:30,242 --> 01:47:33,406
But I promise,
I will never hurt you again.

1350
01:47:38,685 --> 01:47:40,983
You... hurt me?

1351
01:47:41,020 --> 01:47:42,282
Very funny.

1352
01:47:46,859 --> 01:47:49,987
And don't play with your zizi
while I'm gone.

1353
01:47:50,028 --> 01:47:51,656
There is no point.

1354
01:48:53,826 --> 01:48:56,294
Thank God you're home.

1355
01:48:56,329 --> 01:48:58,729
You missed me?

1356
01:48:58,765 --> 01:49:01,198
As much as you missed me
after you dumped me?

1357
01:49:01,233 --> 01:49:02,861
Oh, no, not that again.

1358
01:49:02,902 --> 01:49:05,233
Please, let's not have a scene.

1359
01:49:05,270 --> 01:49:07,603
Why not? I love scenes.

1360
01:49:07,640 --> 01:49:09,733
I've developed a taste for them.

1361
01:49:09,775 --> 01:49:12,835
In fact,
I can't do without them.

1362
01:49:12,879 --> 01:49:14,641
What is that?

1363
01:49:14,681 --> 01:49:17,548
What do you think it is?

1364
01:49:17,584 --> 01:49:21,178
What do you expect if you go out
and leave me alone all night?

1365
01:49:22,789 --> 01:49:24,722
I wet myself, of course.

1366
01:49:24,757 --> 01:49:26,621
Oh, poor Tiger.

1367
01:49:26,658 --> 01:49:28,786
I'd better change your diaper.

1368
01:49:28,827 --> 01:49:30,419
God, you stink.

1369
01:49:30,463 --> 01:49:33,398
Why don't you
just finish me off?

1370
01:49:33,432 --> 01:49:35,060
Why don't you O. D. Me...

1371
01:49:35,100 --> 01:49:38,298
or push me down the stairs
or something?

1372
01:49:40,005 --> 01:49:41,495
I almost forgot.

1373
01:49:46,278 --> 01:49:48,076
It's your birthday, isn't it?

1374
01:49:50,850 --> 01:49:52,841
Is it?

1375
01:49:52,886 --> 01:49:54,182
I didn't remember.

1376
01:50:33,660 --> 01:50:35,059
Happy birthday to you

1377
01:50:35,093 --> 01:50:36,424
Happy birthday to you

1378
01:50:36,462 --> 01:50:37,826
Happy birthday, dear Oscar

1379
01:50:37,863 --> 01:50:39,024
Happy birthday to you

1380
01:51:00,052 --> 01:51:03,021
Although she kept me
starved of human contact...

1381
01:51:03,056 --> 01:51:05,387
she enjoyed taking me out...

1382
01:51:05,424 --> 01:51:08,189
because she knew how much
it hurt to be reminded...

1383
01:51:08,226 --> 01:51:12,754
of the simple little pleasures
that were denied me forevermore.

1384
01:51:14,067 --> 01:51:16,365
Antoine,
laisse le monsieur tranquille...

1385
01:51:16,402 --> 01:51:18,392
tu vois qu'il a bobo.

1386
01:51:22,442 --> 01:51:25,240
Funny. You might have
been good with kids.

1387
01:51:25,278 --> 01:51:26,939
Who knows?

1388
01:51:26,979 --> 01:51:29,244
You never will.
That's for sure.

1389
01:51:31,149 --> 01:51:34,380
It wasn't that I just didn't
want that child we made.

1390
01:51:34,419 --> 01:51:37,048
I didn't think
I was worthy of it.

1391
01:51:37,089 --> 01:51:39,557
You could still have some.

1392
01:51:39,592 --> 01:51:40,888
No fear of that.

1393
01:51:40,927 --> 01:51:43,451
I'm a safe fuck these days.

1394
01:51:43,495 --> 01:51:44,826
What do you mean?

1395
01:51:46,899 --> 01:51:49,527
That abortion
you so kindly paid for...

1396
01:51:49,568 --> 01:51:52,129
left me with an infection.

1397
01:51:52,170 --> 01:51:54,104
I was quite ill in Martinique.

1398
01:51:54,140 --> 01:51:57,404
Almost died,
as a matter of fact.

1399
01:51:57,443 --> 01:51:59,411
You never told me.

1400
01:51:59,444 --> 01:52:01,935
Well, I'm telling you now.

1401
01:52:01,980 --> 01:52:05,849
Oh, Christ, what a shit I was.
I despise myself.

1402
01:52:05,884 --> 01:52:07,375
I hate myself.

1403
01:52:07,419 --> 01:52:10,388
I hate myself worse
than you could ever hate me.

1404
01:52:10,423 --> 01:52:12,185
Don't kid yourself, Oscar.

1405
01:52:12,225 --> 01:52:15,217
No one could hate you
more than I do.

1406
01:52:20,298 --> 01:52:22,528
Why do you stay with me?

1407
01:52:22,568 --> 01:52:24,365
You really don't know?

1408
01:52:24,403 --> 01:52:29,842
Because you're precious to me,
more precious than ever before.

1409
01:52:29,875 --> 01:52:31,206
Here.

1410
01:52:31,244 --> 01:52:32,710
So there it was.

1411
01:52:32,745 --> 01:52:35,838
We needed each other, she and I.

1412
01:52:37,916 --> 01:52:39,907
It's getting awfully cold.

1413
01:52:42,487 --> 01:52:44,751
Mimi, the water's getting cold.

1414
01:52:45,924 --> 01:52:49,451
Oh, merde.
It's run out again.

1415
01:52:49,495 --> 01:52:51,758
I must speak to the concierge
about it.

1416
01:52:53,466 --> 01:52:54,955
Don't go away.

1417
01:52:59,305 --> 01:53:01,773
Ouais? Ouais et toi?

1418
01:53:05,343 --> 01:53:07,811
Non j'peux pas je suis
vraiment cass�e.

1419
01:53:07,846 --> 01:53:12,146
Non je voudrais bien mais
je suis vraiment cass�e.

1420
01:53:12,185 --> 01:53:15,415
Quais m'en plus j'ai rien
� m'foutre sur le cul.

1421
01:53:15,455 --> 01:53:17,786
V ous bouffez a quelle heure?

1422
01:53:17,823 --> 01:53:20,019
Ah, laisse tomber ouf.

1423
01:53:21,894 --> 01:53:23,862
C'est wrai?

1424
01:53:23,895 --> 01:53:26,490
Ah, c'est cool de I'avoir
invite pour moi.

1425
01:53:33,472 --> 01:53:36,464
Moi remarque j'sais pas
je me le ferai bien quandmeme.

1426
01:53:45,283 --> 01:53:46,443
Ouais?

1427
01:53:47,919 --> 01:53:49,911
Ah, �a doit etre beau.

1428
01:53:51,423 --> 01:53:53,584
Ouais, tu me la passeras?

1429
01:53:55,093 --> 01:53:56,254
Ouais?

1430
01:54:00,165 --> 01:54:01,326
Ouais.

1431
01:54:11,343 --> 01:54:12,310
That was great. Thank you.

1432
01:54:12,879 --> 01:54:15,313
You didn't know
I could cook, did you?

1433
01:54:15,347 --> 01:54:17,076
Thought I could
only shake a leg, huh?

1434
01:54:17,116 --> 01:54:19,607
- You shake a leg real good.
- Better than I cook?

1435
01:54:19,652 --> 01:54:22,883
Sure... Well, I mean, um, no.

1436
01:54:22,922 --> 01:54:25,891
You cook real good,
but you could dance even better.

1437
01:54:25,924 --> 01:54:27,016
You don't work at it.

1438
01:54:27,059 --> 01:54:28,185
What's the point?

1439
01:54:28,226 --> 01:54:29,660
I could never dance
as good as you.

1440
01:54:29,694 --> 01:54:30,821
Sure, you could.

1441
01:54:30,862 --> 01:54:33,024
Come on. You're special.

1442
01:54:33,064 --> 01:54:34,895
Isn't he special, Tiger?

1443
01:54:36,435 --> 01:54:37,560
Absolutely.

1444
01:54:37,603 --> 01:54:40,400
You see?
He loves to watch you dance.

1445
01:54:40,439 --> 01:54:41,906
He thinks you're gorgeous.

1446
01:54:41,940 --> 01:54:43,669
Right, Tiger?

1447
01:54:43,709 --> 01:54:44,834
Right.

1448
01:54:44,876 --> 01:54:47,037
How about that?
Look at that.

1449
01:54:47,079 --> 01:54:49,876
Get a load of that.
Come on.

1450
01:54:49,915 --> 01:54:51,883
Hey, Mims, you're crazy.

1451
01:54:51,918 --> 01:54:53,077
Come on.

1452
01:54:54,920 --> 01:54:56,888
Isn't that something?

1453
01:54:56,923 --> 01:55:00,153
And he's not gay, either.
That's very rare.

1454
01:55:00,193 --> 01:55:02,592
Show him your extension.

1455
01:55:02,628 --> 01:55:03,787
Come on.

1456
01:55:09,367 --> 01:55:11,632
How about that, Tiger?

1457
01:55:11,670 --> 01:55:13,638
You should try it sometime.

1458
01:55:13,673 --> 01:55:17,733
Come on, Basil.
Dance a little for Oscar.

1459
01:55:17,777 --> 01:55:20,439
- I don't know. I ate too much.
- Come on.

1460
01:55:20,479 --> 01:55:24,380
The poor baby gets so little fun
out of life these days.

1461
01:55:25,283 --> 01:55:27,184
No entertainment at all.

1462
01:55:29,221 --> 01:55:30,382
Well?

1463
01:55:40,932 --> 01:55:42,923
Come on! Don't stop!

1464
01:55:55,814 --> 01:55:58,249
Dance! Dance!

1465
01:57:48,361 --> 01:57:52,854
I'd grown accustomed
to being only half a man...

1466
01:57:52,898 --> 01:57:57,858
but that night,
I really hit rock bottom.

1467
01:57:58,237 --> 01:58:01,205
It was a kind of catharsis,
I guess.

1468
01:58:01,240 --> 01:58:03,640
We both knew
we'd never rediscover...

1469
01:58:03,676 --> 01:58:07,076
the same extremes
of passion and cruelty...

1470
01:58:07,112 --> 01:58:08,603
with another living soul.

1471
01:58:08,646 --> 01:58:10,137
Monsieur Oscar Benton...

1472
01:58:10,181 --> 01:58:12,411
consentez-vous
a prendre pour espouse...

1473
01:58:12,451 --> 01:58:14,681
Mademoiselle Micheline Bouvier?

1474
01:58:15,688 --> 01:58:17,120
Mademoiselle
Micheline Bouvier...

1475
01:58:17,156 --> 01:58:19,124
consentez-vous a prendre
pour epoux...

1476
01:58:19,157 --> 01:58:20,591
Monsieur Oscar Benton?

1477
01:58:21,861 --> 01:58:23,829
Conformement a la loi
je vous declare unis...

1478
01:58:23,862 --> 01:58:25,455
par les liens du mariage.

1479
01:58:25,498 --> 01:58:29,628
We were like the survivors
of a catastrophe so terrible...

1480
01:58:29,668 --> 01:58:31,862
it formed a bond between us...

1481
01:58:31,903 --> 01:58:35,032
shared by no one else
in the world.

1482
01:58:55,661 --> 01:58:58,357
So the relationship
had come full circle.

1483
01:58:58,396 --> 01:59:00,387
We'd reached a plateau.

1484
01:59:01,600 --> 01:59:06,229
The dust has settled since then,
but I live in constant dread.

1485
01:59:06,271 --> 01:59:09,138
I'm forever afraid of losing
what's left of her heart...

1486
01:59:09,174 --> 01:59:10,802
to some lucky bastard.

1487
01:59:14,879 --> 01:59:17,040
It feels strange
to be confessing this...

1488
01:59:17,083 --> 01:59:19,642
to someone who's hoping
he'll be the one.

1489
01:59:19,685 --> 01:59:21,152
Now don't deny it.

1490
01:59:21,186 --> 01:59:24,246
There's only room in this cabin
for one hypocrite.

1491
01:59:26,959 --> 01:59:30,588
If you're not going to stay
and have another drink...

1492
01:59:30,629 --> 01:59:32,688
you might as well go.

1493
01:59:32,730 --> 01:59:34,391
There's no more to tell.

1494
01:59:47,912 --> 01:59:50,507
I think I understand you
better now.

1495
01:59:50,548 --> 01:59:51,709
And her?

1496
01:59:55,153 --> 01:59:56,644
Yeah, and her.

1497
02:00:05,130 --> 02:00:07,895
Shit, shit, shit.

1498
02:00:15,573 --> 02:00:16,904
Look...

1499
02:00:17,910 --> 02:00:20,241
Let's be adult about this,
shall we?

1500
02:00:22,213 --> 02:00:25,444
Yeah, adult. That's the word.

1501
02:00:25,483 --> 02:00:28,475
Anything I can do,
you can do better. Feel free.

1502
02:00:28,520 --> 02:00:31,717
I won't object
if you have a little fling...

1503
02:00:31,757 --> 02:00:34,123
with that Italian, for example.

1504
02:02:25,604 --> 02:02:27,265
Taking the plunge at last?

1505
02:03:07,879 --> 02:03:09,939
I think I need a drink.

1506
02:03:12,250 --> 02:03:15,242
I said, I think I need a drink.
Can I get you one?

1507
02:03:23,028 --> 02:03:25,963
Can I have a whiskey, please?
No ice.

1508
02:03:27,298 --> 02:03:29,698
That was some stunt.

1509
02:03:29,734 --> 02:03:33,431
Pretty good for a guy
with two left feet.

1510
02:03:33,471 --> 02:03:35,463
Well, I don't pretend
to be a dancer.

1511
02:03:35,507 --> 02:03:38,999
Just kidding, Nigel.
I'm not so hot myself.

1512
02:03:40,912 --> 02:03:44,404
Will you look at that
Latin lover boy go?

1513
02:03:49,254 --> 02:03:51,653
Watch out. He'll snap her up.

1514
02:03:59,765 --> 02:04:02,096
Almost time.

1515
02:04:02,133 --> 02:04:03,999
Where is that
English rose of yours?

1516
02:04:04,036 --> 02:04:05,970
She'll miss all the fun
if she doesn't hurry up.

1517
02:04:06,004 --> 02:04:09,531
Fiona's not much of a sailor.
She's flat out on her bunk.

1518
02:04:09,575 --> 02:04:11,975
That is a disappointment.

1519
02:04:12,009 --> 02:04:14,478
Yeah, yeah.
Dosed herself on Dramamine.

1520
02:04:14,512 --> 02:04:17,174
Pity. Mimi and I were hoping...

1521
02:04:17,216 --> 02:04:19,616
to crack a bottle of champagne
with you later on...

1522
02:04:19,650 --> 02:04:21,551
the two of you.

1523
02:04:21,587 --> 02:04:23,748
A little farewell get-together
with our special friends.

1524
02:04:23,789 --> 02:04:26,019
All right, folks,
this is it.

1525
02:04:26,057 --> 02:04:27,548
You got something
you want to do this year...

1526
02:04:27,592 --> 02:04:28,890
you'd better hurry up.

1527
02:04:28,927 --> 02:04:31,395
We've got only about
ten seconds left.

1528
02:04:32,398 --> 02:04:34,559
Nine... eight...

1529
02:04:34,600 --> 02:04:36,863
seven... six...

1530
02:04:36,902 --> 02:04:39,028
five... four...

1531
02:04:39,071 --> 02:04:41,197
three... two...

1532
02:04:41,240 --> 02:04:42,638
one!

1533
02:04:59,190 --> 02:05:00,350
Well, baby?

1534
02:05:06,330 --> 02:05:08,230
Happy days, Oscar.

1535
02:05:08,266 --> 02:05:09,427
Sure.

1536
02:05:10,601 --> 02:05:12,068
Happy days.

1537
02:05:22,113 --> 02:05:25,048
Your good health.

1538
02:05:25,083 --> 02:05:28,052
You notice that I do not say,
"Happy New Year."

1539
02:05:28,085 --> 02:05:30,213
To those whose gaze
is focused on eternity...

1540
02:05:30,254 --> 02:05:33,349
one year
is the same as the next.

1541
02:05:33,391 --> 02:05:34,858
You don't say.

1542
02:05:34,892 --> 02:05:36,656
In that case, cheers.

1543
02:05:36,694 --> 02:05:40,790
Deliver a bottle of champagne
to room A-29.

1544
02:05:40,833 --> 02:05:42,129
On my tab.

1545
02:05:42,166 --> 02:05:43,758
Oscar Benton. OK?

1546
02:05:59,084 --> 02:06:01,017
All right,
boys and girls, that'll do.

1547
02:06:01,052 --> 02:06:02,281
Come on, stop that.

1548
02:06:02,321 --> 02:06:05,346
Is this any way to start
a new year?

1549
02:06:05,390 --> 02:06:07,323
Peace! Let's have some peace!

1550
02:06:08,527 --> 02:06:11,052
Shalom! Shalom!

1551
02:06:12,330 --> 02:06:15,391
All right, all right.
Settle down, boys and girls.

1552
02:07:13,258 --> 02:07:14,520
Why?

1553
02:07:15,894 --> 02:07:17,258
I thought...

1554
02:07:17,295 --> 02:07:18,762
You thought what?

1555
02:07:19,798 --> 02:07:22,494
But you said...

1556
02:07:22,533 --> 02:07:24,729
I mean, I know how
your story ends now.

1557
02:07:24,770 --> 02:07:26,327
No, you don't.

1558
02:07:26,370 --> 02:07:28,669
Not yet.

1559
02:07:28,706 --> 02:07:29,968
I think...

1560
02:07:31,609 --> 02:07:34,237
I think I've fallen
in love with you.

1561
02:07:34,278 --> 02:07:39,649
Come on. I'm just a fantasy,
an amusement on a boring voyage.

1562
02:07:41,052 --> 02:07:43,646
You mean it's still just a game?

1563
02:07:43,689 --> 02:07:45,952
Did I ever say it wasn't?

1564
02:07:47,225 --> 02:07:49,523
But...

1565
02:07:49,560 --> 02:07:52,358
I'm truly, sincerely
in love with you.

1566
02:07:52,396 --> 02:07:54,865
That's why you will
never have me.

1567
02:07:59,670 --> 02:08:01,968
You're hurting me terribly.

1568
02:08:02,007 --> 02:08:04,567
The way you're
hurting your wife?

1569
02:08:04,609 --> 02:08:07,134
She doesn't know about us.
She knows nothing.

1570
02:08:07,178 --> 02:08:09,511
She's looking right at us.

1571
02:08:17,789 --> 02:08:19,153
Having a good time?

1572
02:08:19,190 --> 02:08:21,455
Darling, this is wonderful.

1573
02:08:21,492 --> 02:08:23,960
- Yes, isn't it?
- How are you feeling?

1574
02:08:23,995 --> 02:08:26,463
Good as new,
thanks to your ministrations.

1575
02:08:26,498 --> 02:08:27,624
There.

1576
02:08:27,665 --> 02:08:30,931
Now you can make
your New Year's resolutions.

1577
02:08:30,968 --> 02:08:33,960
Do you think it's safe
to drink on an empty stomach?

1578
02:08:34,005 --> 02:08:36,270
Who wants to be safe?

1579
02:08:38,476 --> 02:08:40,342
I'm feeling dangerous tonight.

1580
02:08:40,379 --> 02:08:42,677
That's the spirit, Fiona.

1581
02:08:42,713 --> 02:08:44,341
I knew that your presence...

1582
02:08:44,383 --> 02:08:47,351
would add a little spice
to tonight's proceedings.

1583
02:08:47,386 --> 02:08:49,684
That was a very kind thought
of yours.

1584
02:08:49,721 --> 02:08:51,017
I've never seen my husband...

1585
02:08:51,056 --> 02:08:53,854
in action
with another woman before.

1586
02:08:53,891 --> 02:08:56,861
Oscar had me woken
with a bottle of champagne.

1587
02:08:56,895 --> 02:08:58,362
You call that action?

1588
02:08:58,396 --> 02:09:01,388
I don't think he was
getting anywhere with her.

1589
02:09:04,101 --> 02:09:05,592
It's a shame.

1590
02:10:44,335 --> 02:10:47,896
Maybe I made a mistake
about you, Nigel.

1591
02:10:47,939 --> 02:10:50,839
Maybe your wife
would've been a better bet.

1592
02:11:02,087 --> 02:11:03,451
Come on, stop sulking, man.

1593
02:11:03,487 --> 02:11:07,515
You ought to be glad
they're getting it on so well.

1594
02:11:07,559 --> 02:11:11,016
Come on. Put a funny hat on.
It'll make you feel better.

1595
02:11:11,061 --> 02:11:13,257
Throw some streamers at them.

1596
02:11:20,205 --> 02:11:21,501
Attaboy!

1597
02:11:21,540 --> 02:11:24,031
It's the "Titanic"
all over again!

1598
02:11:24,075 --> 02:11:27,943
Nearer my God to thee

1599
02:11:27,979 --> 02:11:30,914
Nearer to thee

1600
02:12:00,145 --> 02:12:02,339
I know how you feel, Nigel.

1601
02:12:02,379 --> 02:12:04,540
I've been a loser all my life.

1602
02:12:04,583 --> 02:12:06,049
Join the club.

1603
02:12:06,084 --> 02:12:07,880
Don't touch me!

1604
02:12:07,919 --> 02:12:10,387
If you weren't a cripple,
I'd knock your fucking head off.

1605
02:12:10,422 --> 02:12:12,390
Go ahead if it'll help.

1606
02:12:12,423 --> 02:12:13,754
I deserve your hatred.

1607
02:12:13,791 --> 02:12:16,124
I'm abominable. I'm pathetic.

1608
02:12:21,233 --> 02:12:23,201
No, not that way, Nigel.

1609
02:12:23,234 --> 02:12:24,701
Nigel, you better hurry.

1610
02:12:24,736 --> 02:12:27,500
There'll be nothing left
for you.

1611
02:12:32,644 --> 02:12:35,669
Bloody hell!

1612
02:13:42,713 --> 02:13:44,011
Is she here?

1613
02:14:00,298 --> 02:14:05,395
Did you ever see such
an allegory of grace and beauty?

1614
02:14:05,436 --> 02:14:09,463
Two nymphs sleeping off
their amatory exertions.

1615
02:14:11,910 --> 02:14:14,036
You really missed something,
Nigel.

1616
02:14:14,079 --> 02:14:18,015
Fiona was a revelation.

1617
02:14:18,048 --> 02:14:20,448
All fire.

1618
02:14:22,354 --> 02:14:27,257
I doubt if you've ever really
made the most of her.

1619
02:14:29,160 --> 02:14:30,684
Swine!

1620
02:14:30,729 --> 02:14:34,061
Get your goddamn hands off me.

1621
02:14:41,972 --> 02:14:43,701
You prick.

1622
02:14:47,811 --> 02:14:50,871
You don't deserve to hear
the rest of my story.

1623
02:14:50,915 --> 02:14:53,109
My.

1624
02:14:53,150 --> 02:14:54,549
Here, give it.

1625
02:14:54,585 --> 02:14:56,815
Just give me that thing,
all right?

1626
02:14:56,854 --> 02:14:58,345
Otherwise you're going
to hurt somebody.

1627
02:14:58,390 --> 02:14:59,721
Come on, man,
Don't be a bloody fool.

1628
02:14:59,758 --> 02:15:01,350
- Give it to me.
- Hurt somebody?

1629
02:15:05,430 --> 02:15:07,021
Not anymore.

1630
02:15:14,371 --> 02:15:16,966
We were just too greedy, baby.

1631
02:15:19,209 --> 02:15:20,677
That was all.

1632
02:16:00,584 --> 02:16:01,882
Hello, sweetheart.

1633
02:16:01,919 --> 02:16:05,185
My father says to wish you
a Happy New Year.