1 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:15,896 Three card brag is a simple form of poker. 2 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:17,856 You get three cards only. 3 00:00:17,940 --> 00:00:21,931 And these you can't change. 4 00:00:22,018 --> 00:00:25,454 If you don't look at them, you're a blind man, 5 00:00:25,539 --> 00:00:27,974 you only put in half the stake. 6 00:00:28,059 --> 00:00:30,492 Three of any kind is the highest, 7 00:00:30,579 --> 00:00:36,450 but the odds are 450-1 against getting any three. 8 00:00:36,539 --> 00:00:42,170 Then there's a running flush, all the same suit, all in order, 9 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:47,459 then a straight and a flush and a pair, 10 00:00:47,539 --> 00:00:52,295 and finally, whatever the highest card you've got. 11 00:00:52,380 --> 00:00:55,770 Now, there are some telltale signs that can help, 12 00:00:55,859 --> 00:01:00,170 but they took me long enough to learn so I'm not telling you. 13 00:01:00,259 --> 00:01:04,811 They can only help a player, not make one. 14 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:08,096 So, d'you wanna play? 15 00:01:11,540 --> 00:01:13,929 Let's sort the buyers from the spiers 16 00:01:14,019 --> 00:01:17,409 and those who trust me from the ones who don't. 17 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,536 If you can't see value here, 18 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:22,337 you're not shopping, you're shoplifting. 19 00:01:22,420 --> 00:01:25,298 You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, 20 00:01:25,379 --> 00:01:27,769 Israelites, Fanny by the gaslight. 21 00:01:27,858 --> 00:01:30,736 Take a bag, come on. I took one home last night - 22 00:01:30,819 --> 00:01:33,015 cost more than ten pound, I can tell you. 23 00:01:33,099 --> 00:01:35,489 Anyone like jewellery? Look at that one. 24 00:01:35,578 --> 00:01:38,253 Hand-made in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. 25 00:01:38,340 --> 00:01:41,013 It's as long as my arm, not like something else. 26 00:01:41,099 --> 00:01:43,614 Don't think 'cause these boxes are sealed, they're empty. 27 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:45,656 0nly the undertaker sells empty boxes. 28 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:49,733 By the look of you lot, I'd make more money with my tape-measure. 29 00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:51,775 Here, one price, ten pound. 30 00:01:51,858 --> 00:01:54,248 - Did you say ten pound? - Are you deaf? 31 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:55,295 Bargain. I'll take one. 32 00:01:55,379 --> 00:01:57,370 Squeeze in. Left leg, right leg. 33 00:01:57,459 --> 00:01:58,813 They call it walking. 34 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:01,733 You want one, darling? That's it, they're waking up. 35 00:02:01,819 --> 00:02:04,539 Treat the wife - treat somebody else's wife. 36 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:07,293 It's more fun if you don't get caught. 37 00:02:07,379 --> 00:02:09,812 You want one? Show me a bit of life, then. 38 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:13,175 It's no good standing like one o'clock half struck. 39 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:16,217 These are not stolen - they're just not paid for. 40 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:19,019 Can't get 'em again, they've changed the locks. 41 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,294 Can't come back - I'll have sold out. 42 00:02:20,378 --> 00:02:21,574 Nice bit of stuff. 43 00:02:21,658 --> 00:02:25,096 "Too late" will be the cry when the bargains pass you by. 44 00:02:25,180 --> 00:02:26,770 If you've no money on you, 45 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:28,974 you'll cry tears big as 0ctober cabbages. 46 00:02:29,060 --> 00:02:30,971 Bacon, cozzers! 47 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:39,169 ? So I said I'm on the roam So I need a car 48 00:02:39,258 --> 00:02:42,092 ? And I know that I'm getting alive 49 00:02:42,180 --> 00:02:44,899 ? And I say I got faith in a season ? 50 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:49,770 'Ed can hustle a few quid here and there. 51 00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:51,974 'But his real talent lies in cards - 52 00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:53,491 'and gambling with cards. 53 00:02:56,538 --> 00:02:58,258 'Bacon could see that his days 54 00:02:58,340 --> 00:03:00,900 'of selling moody goods on street corners are numbered. 55 00:03:00,979 --> 00:03:05,895 'It's time to move on and he knows it.' 56 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:23,176 - Six foot one, that's perfect. - You're catching up with me. 57 00:03:23,258 --> 00:03:26,455 What you talking about? I'm bloody skinny, pal. 58 00:03:26,538 --> 00:03:28,258 'Course you are. All right, Ed? 59 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:31,537 Nick the Greek, a pleasure. Tom, what have you eaten? 60 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:33,656 - I was telling him... - Enough! 61 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:35,616 You two, join me in my office. 62 00:03:39,658 --> 00:03:41,491 So how much is it, Tom? 63 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:42,979 You know how much, Nick. 64 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:45,733 - And that includes the amp? - No. 65 00:03:45,818 --> 00:03:47,412 That does not include the amp. 66 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,211 Shit, Tom. I thought it included the amp. 67 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:53,813 It doesn't. I'll throw in one of these telephones, 68 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,651 but it does not include the amp. 69 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:58,616 Very nice. 70 00:03:58,699 --> 00:04:00,019 I hope it includes the speakers. 71 00:04:00,098 --> 00:04:03,295 It doesn't include the speakers or the amp. 72 00:04:03,378 --> 00:04:05,812 It's not supposed to include me getting the hump 73 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:08,334 with your questions. You want it, you buy it. 74 00:04:08,419 --> 00:04:09,693 What else do I get? 75 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:12,497 A gold-plated Rolls Royce, if you pay for it. 76 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:14,854 Don't know, Tom. Seems expensive. 77 00:04:14,938 --> 00:04:18,853 Seems...this seems to be a waste of my time. 78 00:04:18,939 --> 00:04:21,408 That is 900 nicker in any shop, 79 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:23,411 and you're complaining about 200? 80 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,297 What school of finance did you study? 81 00:04:25,379 --> 00:04:27,653 It's a deal, it's a steal. 82 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:29,776 It's the sale of the fucking century. 83 00:04:29,860 --> 00:04:32,293 In fact, I'll keep it. 84 00:04:32,379 --> 00:04:34,290 All right, keep your alans on. 85 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,288 Here's a ton. 86 00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:41,733 Jesus Christ! 87 00:04:41,819 --> 00:04:44,254 You could choke a dozen donkeys on that. 88 00:04:44,338 --> 00:04:45,853 You're haggling over 100 pound. 89 00:04:45,939 --> 00:04:48,213 What d'you do when you're not buying stereos - 90 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:49,619 finance revolutions? 91 00:04:49,699 --> 00:04:51,689 �100 is still �100. 92 00:04:51,778 --> 00:04:53,850 Not when the price is �200. 93 00:04:53,939 --> 00:04:56,817 Not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket. 94 00:04:56,899 --> 00:04:59,175 Tighter than a duck's butt! 95 00:04:59,259 --> 00:05:01,819 Let me feel the fibre of your fabric. 96 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:06,411 'The skinny one is Tom. 97 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,297 'He's the entrepreneur of the bunch. 98 00:05:08,379 --> 00:05:10,495 'He's got a couple of dirty fingers 99 00:05:10,579 --> 00:05:12,615 'in a couple of dirty pies. 100 00:05:12,699 --> 00:05:14,930 'Nick, however, has made it his business 101 00:05:15,019 --> 00:05:17,737 'to have all 20 fat fingers and toes 102 00:05:17,819 --> 00:05:20,334 'in every dirty, bent and stolen pie in London.' 103 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:24,298 'Between them, there ain't much you can't get hold of.' 104 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:29,257 That's my 25 grand. 105 00:05:29,338 --> 00:05:33,048 It took me a long time to earn, so treat it with respect. 106 00:05:33,139 --> 00:05:34,288 What about the chef? 107 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:52,540 What've you come as? 108 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,689 Cupid, stupid. 109 00:05:54,778 --> 00:05:57,533 That's the last time I get fruit off you, Tom. 110 00:05:57,620 --> 00:06:01,658 There was more small armoured things in it than fruit. 111 00:06:01,740 --> 00:06:04,095 You should open a butchers, not a grocers. 112 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:05,932 If you order stuff from Kathmandu, 113 00:06:06,019 --> 00:06:08,853 don't be surprised if it picks up a few tourists. 114 00:06:08,939 --> 00:06:11,329 Anyway, enough. Where's the money? 115 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:15,048 Keep your fingers out of my soup! 116 00:06:15,139 --> 00:06:16,538 'Soap is called Soap 117 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:19,850 'because he keeps his hands clean of unlawful behaviour. 118 00:06:19,939 --> 00:06:22,975 'He's proud of his job and more proud it's legal. 119 00:06:23,060 --> 00:06:26,449 'He represents the more sensible side of the four.' 120 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:31,660 Are you sure you can afford 25? 121 00:06:31,740 --> 00:06:33,730 It depends how you look at it. 122 00:06:33,819 --> 00:06:36,379 I can afford it if I see it again. 123 00:06:36,459 --> 00:06:39,213 Got the rest from the fat man and Bacon? 124 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:41,254 Fat man, Bacon and myself. 125 00:06:41,338 --> 00:06:43,535 Looks like it's time to call Harry. 126 00:06:44,579 --> 00:06:46,889 Who's this fat man, eh? 127 00:06:48,860 --> 00:06:50,213 Sandwich, Bacon? 128 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:56,850 'It's not easy to take a seat at this card table. 129 00:06:56,939 --> 00:06:59,773 'The amount of money has to be 100 grand upwards 130 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:01,737 'and there's no shortage of punters. 131 00:07:01,819 --> 00:07:04,971 'This is the man who decides whether you can play - 132 00:07:05,060 --> 00:07:08,211 'Harry, or as some, including himself, like to say, 133 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:09,937 'Hatchet Harry.' 134 00:07:10,019 --> 00:07:11,293 You got it all?. 135 00:07:13,778 --> 00:07:15,132 100 grand. 136 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:18,814 If you got it, you got it. Now, if you don't mind... 137 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:27,014 - What's this Eddie like? - He's a fucking thief! 138 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:29,567 'Harry has a colleague, a monster of a man, 139 00:07:29,660 --> 00:07:31,139 'Barry the Baptist. 140 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:33,778 'He got his name by drowning people for Hatchet. 141 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:37,899 - Fucking pay. - I'll pay! 142 00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:39,095 'Barry makes sure 143 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:42,649 'the administrative side of the business runs harmoniously.' 144 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:44,536 The boy's got a rare ability. 145 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:47,975 He seems to make cards transparent. He's got... 146 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:50,494 All right, we can say he's good. 147 00:07:50,579 --> 00:07:54,413 No, he's better than good. He's a fucking liability. 148 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,774 Hold on, what do you think of these? 149 00:07:56,860 --> 00:08:00,011 - We're selling hundreds. - Very nice, Harry. 150 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:02,819 What's it for? 151 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,572 Don't play innocent, Bazza. Spanking! 152 00:08:43,058 --> 00:08:46,370 There's 25 from me, Tom, Soap and yourself. 153 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:50,214 100 grand to the pound. Why the fuck are you counting it? 154 00:08:50,298 --> 00:08:52,018 Because I like to. 155 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:55,172 A reasonable return should be about 120 grand. 156 00:08:55,259 --> 00:08:58,570 For 25 grand invested, going on experience. 157 00:08:58,658 --> 00:09:00,013 Going on optimism. 158 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:02,773 Whatever - it'll be enough to send you on a cooking course. 159 00:09:02,860 --> 00:09:06,296 You're not funny, Tom. You're fat - 160 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,495 and look as though you should be, but you're not. 161 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:10,889 Fat! Who you calling... Jesus! 162 00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:13,538 It's good here, innit? Handy for the tube, 163 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,495 great electrics - I can see why you moved in. 164 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:18,615 Don't knock it, it's "cheep", like the budgie. 165 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:21,293 Nobody wants to live next to the people we live next to. 166 00:09:21,379 --> 00:09:25,053 - Anti-social to say the least. - What d'you mean? 167 00:09:25,139 --> 00:09:27,051 He means they're thieving bastards. 168 00:09:27,139 --> 00:09:30,255 When they're not picking peanuts out of poop, 169 00:09:30,340 --> 00:09:33,855 they rip off unfortunate souls of their drugs. 170 00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:38,052 Not exactly thick, these walls. 171 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,735 Nice work, John. Get yourself a drink. 172 00:09:48,019 --> 00:09:49,692 Is that it? 173 00:09:49,778 --> 00:09:51,576 How many times do I have to tell you, Plank? 174 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:54,889 Find a job worth doing, you'll find your share improving. 175 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:57,173 Have you got a problem with that? 176 00:10:02,178 --> 00:10:03,772 ? Police and thieves in the street 177 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:10,532 ? Fighting the nation with their guns and ammunition ? 178 00:10:12,658 --> 00:10:14,808 Charles, this gear is getting heavier. 179 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:21,255 I've a suspicion we should have been rocket scientists or... 180 00:10:21,340 --> 00:10:25,014 Nobel Peace Prize winners... something. 181 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:28,774 Peace Prize? Be lucky to find your penis for a piss - 182 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,816 the amount you smoke. 183 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,696 Who the hell's that? 184 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,649 All right, Willie? 185 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:51,971 Does it look like I am? Take this. 186 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:56,375 I'm in danger of breaking a sweat any second. 187 00:10:56,460 --> 00:10:58,974 Charles, why've we got that cage? 188 00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:01,697 Security. 189 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:06,048 That's right. Security. 190 00:11:06,139 --> 00:11:09,769 What's the point in having it if we're not gonna fucking use it? 191 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:12,658 I would've used it, Winston, but this is Willie. 192 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:15,206 - And Willie lives here. - Yes, Charles. 193 00:11:15,298 --> 00:11:18,894 But you didn't know it was until you opened the door. 194 00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:22,495 Chill, Winston. It's me. 195 00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:25,777 Charlie knows it's me, what's the problem? 196 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:29,452 The problem is, Willie, Charles and yourself 197 00:11:29,538 --> 00:11:31,495 are not the quickest cats at the best of times. 198 00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:35,778 So do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked! 199 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,129 - What is that? - That's Gloria. 200 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:42,812 I know that's Gloria. What's that? 201 00:11:44,899 --> 00:11:46,048 Fertiliser. 202 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:49,130 You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter. 203 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:51,336 You come back with a semi-conscious Gloria 204 00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:53,172 and a bag of fertiliser. 205 00:11:53,259 --> 00:11:56,216 Alarm bells are ringing, Willie. 206 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,211 We need fertiliser, Winston. 207 00:11:58,298 --> 00:12:00,254 We also need a money counter. 208 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:02,171 This money's gotta be out by Thursday. 209 00:12:02,259 --> 00:12:04,091 I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. 210 00:12:04,178 --> 00:12:08,331 If you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, 211 00:12:08,418 --> 00:12:10,729 could you be a little more subtle? 212 00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:12,490 What do you mean? 213 00:12:13,778 --> 00:12:17,489 We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah? 214 00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:19,250 Yeah. 215 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:24,014 And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser. 216 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:27,695 You don't look your average horti-fucking-culturalist. 217 00:12:27,778 --> 00:12:29,336 That's what I mean, Willie. 218 00:12:33,259 --> 00:12:34,976 ? "The Boss" by James Brown 219 00:12:37,778 --> 00:12:40,134 ? Paid the cost to be the boss 220 00:12:42,658 --> 00:12:44,855 ? Paid the cost to be the boss 221 00:12:47,139 --> 00:12:50,018 ? I paid the cost to be the boss ? 222 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:56,368 - How long's he been in there? - About...20 minutes. 223 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:02,052 - Is he on his own? - Yeah, carrying a bag. 224 00:13:04,178 --> 00:13:05,975 Let's pay him a visit, shall we? 225 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:13,052 'Big Chris settles debts for Harry. 226 00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:16,610 'The only thing he cares more about than unsettled debts 227 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:20,009 'is his son and heir, Little Chris.' 228 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,692 ? Look at me 229 00:13:21,778 --> 00:13:24,168 ? Know what you see 230 00:13:24,259 --> 00:13:26,171 ? See a bad mother ? 231 00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:37,730 This is one of them... high-powered jobs, innit? 232 00:13:38,778 --> 00:13:39,815 Aaagh! 233 00:13:39,899 --> 00:13:42,048 I've got some bad news for you, John. 234 00:13:42,139 --> 00:13:43,778 What the fuck! 235 00:13:44,899 --> 00:13:46,618 Mind your language in front of the boy. 236 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,928 Jesus Christ! 237 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:52,653 That includes blasphemy. Now tell me, John, 238 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:56,653 how can you concentrate on improving this tan - 239 00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:58,537 and it is a lovely tan - 240 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,654 when you've got more pressing priorities at hand? 241 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:02,849 Tell Harry... 242 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:08,966 Did I say speak? And it's Mr Harry to you. 243 00:14:09,418 --> 00:14:14,173 Now, don't disappoint me, choose your words very carefully. 244 00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:17,135 You may now... 245 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,572 speak. 246 00:14:20,658 --> 00:14:23,094 Tell Harry, I mean Mr Harry, 247 00:14:23,178 --> 00:14:25,774 I've been busy, I'm nearly there. 248 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,894 Check his locker, son. 249 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:31,971 I don't suppose there's a chance of you lifting this up, Chris? 250 00:14:36,538 --> 00:14:40,134 He's not poor! He's got over a monkey in his wallet! 251 00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:44,336 Fuckin' hell, John, you go round with that in your pocket? 252 00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:47,855 Use language like that again, you'll wish you hadn't! 253 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:49,293 Sorry, Dad. 254 00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:50,731 Right. Put the rest of the stuff in that. 255 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,620 You can go home in a plastic bag tonight. 256 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,529 You owe what you owe. 257 00:14:56,620 --> 00:15:00,452 By the time this tan's faded you wanna have paid. 258 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:09,657 - You never would've paid. - Who would pay for shit? 259 00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:11,490 Exactly. We had to... 260 00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,255 What the hell are you doing here? 261 00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:16,817 What's up? 262 00:15:16,899 --> 00:15:19,697 Let me guess, my foot in your arse. 263 00:15:19,778 --> 00:15:22,340 Game o'cards - Hatchet Harry? 264 00:15:22,418 --> 00:15:25,216 You're supposed to be getting your rest in, boy. 265 00:15:26,418 --> 00:15:28,250 You playing cards tonight, son? 266 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,576 With Harry? 267 00:15:32,658 --> 00:15:35,777 Don't be silly, Dad. I wouldn't have anything to do with that. 268 00:15:45,899 --> 00:15:47,572 Where'd he get a hundred grand? 269 00:15:47,658 --> 00:15:49,615 He's got adhesive mates - like brothers. 270 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,451 They've tossed up between 'em. 271 00:15:51,538 --> 00:15:54,498 And JD, his dad, owns the whole property? 272 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,216 No mortgage, no debts. 273 00:15:56,298 --> 00:15:59,019 Lock, stock - the fucking lot. 274 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:02,010 Don't worry, Harry. I've got it under control. 275 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,932 Good. You can get this under control now. 276 00:16:05,019 --> 00:16:07,452 It seems Lord Appleton Smythe has run out of money. 277 00:16:07,538 --> 00:16:09,769 These little beauties are up for auction. 278 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:13,216 I'm not paying a quarter of a million quid for 'em. 279 00:16:13,298 --> 00:16:15,575 If you know what I mean, Barry. 280 00:16:15,658 --> 00:16:18,538 Make sure we get everything from the gun cabinet. 281 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,370 I don't care who you use, 282 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:22,653 as long as they're not complete muppets. 283 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:25,298 And don't tell 'em what they're worth, Barry. 284 00:16:27,139 --> 00:16:28,653 ? "Spooky" by Dusty Springfield 285 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:30,970 ? In the cool of the evening 286 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,937 ? When everything is getting kinda groovy ? 287 00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:35,692 Right, where was we? 288 00:16:35,778 --> 00:16:39,976 Shotguns...guns that fire shots? 289 00:16:40,058 --> 00:16:41,618 You must be the brains. 290 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,529 That's right, guns that fire shots. 291 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:47,408 Make sure you bring everything from the gun cabinet. 292 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:51,207 There'll be a load of old guns. That's all I want. 293 00:16:51,298 --> 00:16:54,052 Everything else outside the cabinet, you can keep. 294 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,538 Thank you very much. 295 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,927 There'd better be something there for us. 296 00:16:58,019 --> 00:16:59,850 It's a fucking stately home, 297 00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:01,894 of course there'll be something there. 298 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,016 - Like what? - Like fucking antiques. 299 00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:07,932 Antiques! What the fuck do we know about antiques? 300 00:17:08,019 --> 00:17:10,659 - We rob post offices. - We steal cars. 301 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:13,573 What the fuck do we know about antiques, mate? 302 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:16,570 If it looks old, it's worth money - simple. 303 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,891 Stop fucking moaning and rob the place. 304 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:22,971 Who's the guv? Who are we doing this for? 305 00:17:23,058 --> 00:17:26,689 You're doing it for me - is all you need to know. 306 00:17:26,778 --> 00:17:30,088 You know because you need to know. 307 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:34,173 I see. 0ne of those "need to know basis" things. 308 00:17:34,259 --> 00:17:37,457 Like one of those James Bond films. 309 00:17:37,538 --> 00:17:40,976 Careful, remember who's giving you this job. 310 00:17:41,058 --> 00:17:44,733 Right, I'm off. Call me when you're done. 311 00:17:44,818 --> 00:17:46,173 Ta-da. 312 00:17:49,618 --> 00:17:52,009 Fucking northern monkeys. 313 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,932 I hate these fucking southern fairies. 314 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:06,288 'Ed has been playing cards since he could lift 'em up. 315 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:09,097 'He soon discovered he had a big advantage. 316 00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:11,375 'It's not that he's good at cards, 317 00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:13,018 'or even good at counting them. 318 00:18:13,098 --> 00:18:15,534 'It's that he's good at reading people's reactions 319 00:18:15,618 --> 00:18:17,576 'no matter how subtle. 320 00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:20,048 'Everybody has reactions. 321 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,173 'Especially when it comes to money.' 322 00:18:24,259 --> 00:18:27,490 ? Love is kind of crazy 323 00:18:27,578 --> 00:18:30,458 ? With a spooky little boy like you ? 324 00:18:36,578 --> 00:18:39,333 - Invitations. - Invitations? 325 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:43,095 Yeah, four pretty white pieces of paper with your names on. 326 00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:46,172 We got 100,000 bits of paper with the Queen's head on. 327 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,978 Will that do? 328 00:18:48,058 --> 00:18:51,846 Just you. The others can wait next door in Samoan Jo's. 329 00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:55,135 Samoan Jo's? You mean the pub? Hold on... 330 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:58,608 Hold on to your tongue and I'll hold on to my patience. 331 00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:02,534 No one in here tonight but card players - no one. 332 00:19:08,338 --> 00:19:12,219 Evening, Fraser. Don, Phil. 333 00:19:12,298 --> 00:19:14,414 Bit dramatic, innit? 334 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,297 Is it supposed to be symbolic? 335 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:19,019 Apparently it's for security. 336 00:19:19,098 --> 00:19:21,089 I'd have brought my gloves if I'd have known. 337 00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:24,329 You must be Eddy, JD's son. 338 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:28,971 You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father. 339 00:19:29,058 --> 00:19:32,814 Never mind, son, you might meet him if you carry on like that. 340 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:36,493 Evening, Tanya. Been a while. 341 00:19:36,578 --> 00:19:37,897 All right, Ed. 342 00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:59,897 We call each other Kenny, 0K, Gary? 343 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,333 All right, Kenny. 344 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,454 You gonna put your stocking on? 345 00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:05,733 I spent 120 quid on my hair - 346 00:20:05,818 --> 00:20:08,015 I'm not pulling a sock over it. 347 00:20:08,098 --> 00:20:09,738 You have to put something on. 348 00:20:12,818 --> 00:20:14,970 Three card brag, gentlemen. 349 00:20:15,058 --> 00:20:17,130 Three 3s are highest, then three aces, 350 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:18,538 then running down accordingly. 351 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:22,295 Then it's a running flush, a run, a flush and then a pair. 352 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,733 An open man can't see a blind man. 353 00:20:24,818 --> 00:20:27,778 It will cost twice the ante to see your opponent. 354 00:20:27,858 --> 00:20:29,691 Don't fuck around, fellas. 355 00:20:29,778 --> 00:20:33,250 You know the rules. You know I won't stand for it. 356 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:41,577 Can I have three of your most refreshing drinks, please. 357 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:49,170 - How comes we end up in here? - I don't think I mind. 358 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:54,368 You got that TV loud enough, mate? 359 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:57,372 Leave it out, Bacon. He looks like a loon. 360 00:21:15,019 --> 00:21:17,134 What are you doing? Put that back. 361 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:19,131 We're here to rob the guns. 362 00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:22,815 Put it back - it's crap anyway. 363 00:21:24,538 --> 00:21:26,053 Come on. 364 00:21:45,058 --> 00:21:46,855 800. 365 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:48,692 D'you like that, did you, son? 366 00:21:48,778 --> 00:21:51,499 When my knees stop knocking, I'll live with it. 367 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,457 400, blind. 368 00:21:53,538 --> 00:21:58,978 Listen, ladies, this is cards. Men play cards. 369 00:21:59,058 --> 00:22:03,178 If you wanna talk soft, go to the fucking hairdressers. 370 00:22:03,259 --> 00:22:05,135 So shut it and play. 371 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:06,938 I'll fold. 372 00:22:07,019 --> 00:22:08,895 1,000. 0pen. 373 00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:14,211 What sort of pub is this? 374 00:22:14,298 --> 00:22:16,368 It's a Samoan pub. 375 00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:18,896 What's that? 376 00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:22,096 It's a cocktail - you asked for a cocktail. 377 00:22:22,180 --> 00:22:25,092 I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. 378 00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:27,535 I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest. 379 00:22:27,618 --> 00:22:30,612 You could fall in love with an orangutan in that. 380 00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:32,973 You want a pint, go to the pub. 381 00:22:34,858 --> 00:22:36,291 I thought this was a pub. 382 00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:39,178 It's a Samoan pub. 383 00:22:39,259 --> 00:22:41,932 Can you get your man to turn the TV down? 384 00:22:42,019 --> 00:22:44,853 Ask him if you like. I'd leave him well alone. 385 00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:47,896 Get rid of that. Bring us a Diet Coke. 386 00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:51,368 'Scuse me, can you turn that TV down? 387 00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:58,413 No. 388 00:23:01,618 --> 00:23:03,576 0ooh! 389 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:06,809 2,000. 390 00:23:09,858 --> 00:23:11,576 2,000, blind. 391 00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:13,332 You what? 392 00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:17,538 Two grand blind? You been eating too much British beef. 393 00:23:17,618 --> 00:23:19,529 You're bonkers. Mad. 394 00:23:21,098 --> 00:23:23,489 Well, you gonna play? 395 00:23:23,578 --> 00:23:25,730 Fuckin' right I'm gonna play. 396 00:23:26,818 --> 00:23:28,934 Three grand, dare. 397 00:23:29,019 --> 00:23:32,135 4,000's an open man. You know that. 398 00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:34,778 You do know how to play, Donald? 399 00:23:34,858 --> 00:23:39,375 The reason I've only put in half is I don't know what I've got. 400 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:42,179 Now, you play or you fold. 401 00:23:45,818 --> 00:23:46,855 Fold. 402 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:52,058 Fold? Is that the only word they taught you at school?. 403 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:55,928 No, they also taught me the word "cunt". 404 00:24:01,019 --> 00:24:02,656 Whoa, whoa, Kenny! 405 00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:04,730 What are you doing? 406 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:08,210 I am trying to find out where they keep their money! 407 00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:12,695 You twat. Can't you see they've got no money? 408 00:24:12,778 --> 00:24:14,611 They can't even afford new furniture. 409 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,816 We've got the guns. What's the matter? 410 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:19,617 Every time we do a job, you burn people's feet. 411 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,179 What's wrong with you? 412 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:34,653 You wanna be more careful, old fella. You nearly took 413 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:36,298 my man's head off with that. 414 00:24:36,380 --> 00:24:38,450 You all right, Kenny? 415 00:24:41,740 --> 00:24:43,458 Kenny? 416 00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:48,088 Ten grand, blind. 417 00:24:51,298 --> 00:24:52,528 Twenty grand, open. 418 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:55,808 Deep end, eh? 419 00:24:57,338 --> 00:24:58,692 Fold. 420 00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:17,659 Gotcha! 421 00:25:29,818 --> 00:25:31,934 Twenty grand, open. 422 00:25:33,538 --> 00:25:35,290 I fold. 423 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:39,015 Don't spend that all at once, boy. 424 00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:46,852 Bloody 'ell! 425 00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:48,498 What? 426 00:25:48,578 --> 00:25:50,411 You said there'd be no staff, Barry. 427 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,297 Did you get those guns? 428 00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:54,257 You wanna see what they did to poor Gary! 429 00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:57,537 Gary, Gary! 430 00:25:57,618 --> 00:26:00,054 I said, did you get those guns? 431 00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:02,017 Yes, we got them! 432 00:26:02,098 --> 00:26:04,739 Good. I'll speak to you later. 433 00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:09,298 Fuckin' scouse cunts. 434 00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:11,653 Gary, if you can hear me, 435 00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:13,776 get back in the car now, mate. 436 00:26:13,858 --> 00:26:15,655 Barry... Barry! 437 00:26:18,259 --> 00:26:21,011 Fucking, sodding, shandy-drinking bastard! 438 00:26:22,578 --> 00:26:24,093 ? "Liar Liar" by The Castaways 439 00:26:24,180 --> 00:26:25,817 ? Liar liar, pants on fire 440 00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:29,493 ? Your nose is longer than a telephone wire 441 00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:36,375 ? Been out all night Know you've been bad 442 00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:39,769 ? Don't tell me different I know it's a lie 443 00:26:39,858 --> 00:26:42,326 ? Come to me, honey See how I cry 444 00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:48,496 ? Why must you hurt me? Do what you do? 445 00:26:48,578 --> 00:26:52,209 ? Listen here, girl Can't you see I love you? 446 00:26:52,298 --> 00:26:55,053 ? Make a little effort Try to be true 447 00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:57,778 ? I will be happy Not so blue 448 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:14,651 ? Liar liar, pants on fire 449 00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:17,173 ? Your nose is longer than a telephone wire 450 00:27:17,259 --> 00:27:19,615 ? You keep on telling me those lies 451 00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:23,659 ? Still going out with other guys ? 452 00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:26,208 Give me my money! You fucking slags! 453 00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:31,771 Give me my money! 454 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:33,498 Give me back my money! 455 00:27:33,578 --> 00:27:34,807 Give it back! 456 00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:37,617 Wankers! Wankers! 457 00:27:42,140 --> 00:27:45,018 Come on, you. Not now, please. 458 00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:47,009 You fucking bastard! 459 00:27:52,778 --> 00:27:55,977 Fuck...you bastard. 460 00:27:57,058 --> 00:27:58,855 Oh, my good God! 461 00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:00,851 We'll take you to the cleaners! 462 00:28:09,818 --> 00:28:11,651 Twenty grand open. 463 00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:14,932 Thirty thousand. 464 00:28:15,019 --> 00:28:17,932 Back to you, Ready Eddie. 465 00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:20,856 Fifty grand. 466 00:28:23,019 --> 00:28:25,134 Eighty grand. 467 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,010 0ne hundred grand. 468 00:28:28,098 --> 00:28:31,172 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, fellas, I know... 469 00:28:31,259 --> 00:28:32,375 I know you're not in, 470 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:34,371 which means no one cares what you know. 471 00:28:36,338 --> 00:28:37,932 Two hundred and fifty. 472 00:28:41,298 --> 00:28:43,336 That's quite a raise. 473 00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:46,855 That's one hundred and fifty on my one hundred. 474 00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:49,817 Yeah. Is there anything else you want to say? 475 00:28:51,538 --> 00:28:54,259 As you know, this puts us in an awkward position. 476 00:28:55,338 --> 00:28:57,410 I don't have enough to continue. 477 00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:01,252 We'll have to see your cards if no one loans Eddie the money. 478 00:29:01,338 --> 00:29:03,615 It's a loan or we see both your cards. 479 00:29:09,618 --> 00:29:11,178 I will. 480 00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:15,412 You will what? 481 00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:18,973 I will loan you the money. 482 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:25,096 No, I think I'd rather just turn 'em over. 483 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:28,057 I'm not interested in what you would rather. 484 00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:30,174 I wanna keep going. 485 00:29:30,259 --> 00:29:32,854 I'm also offering you the money. 486 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:36,057 We don't have to turn 'em over because you can borrow. 487 00:29:38,058 --> 00:29:40,938 I need two hundred and fifty grand. 488 00:29:41,019 --> 00:29:44,979 No, you need five hundred grand to see me. 489 00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:47,939 That's if I wanna see you. 490 00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:50,817 You're gonna have a problem carrying on, ain't ya? 491 00:29:53,180 --> 00:29:55,134 I'll see you. 492 00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:00,528 For half a million? 493 00:30:00,618 --> 00:30:04,056 Unless you're gonna accept twenty quid. 494 00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:06,574 You've still got a sense of humour. 495 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:11,368 It's not monkey-nuts, son. You can still fold. 496 00:30:14,338 --> 00:30:16,092 I'll see you. 497 00:30:16,778 --> 00:30:20,978 0K, before I loan you this, I expect - 498 00:30:21,058 --> 00:30:22,971 if you lose, of course - 499 00:30:23,058 --> 00:30:25,288 my money back within a week. 500 00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:29,009 Crystal?. That's Sunday, 0K? 501 00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:56,932 Is that it? 502 00:30:57,019 --> 00:30:59,817 Now let's see his fucking cards. 503 00:31:13,259 --> 00:31:15,214 ? "I Wanna Be Your Dog" by The Stooges 504 00:31:15,298 --> 00:31:19,086 ? So messed up I want you here 505 00:31:22,818 --> 00:31:26,857 ? In my room I want you here 506 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:34,490 ? Now we're gonna be face to face 507 00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:42,250 ? And I'll lay right down in my favourite place 508 00:31:46,019 --> 00:31:48,853 ? And now I wanna be your dog 509 00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:53,375 ? And now I wanna be your dog 510 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:57,248 ? And now I wanna be your dog ? 511 00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:06,178 ? Well, come on! ? 512 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:11,009 Hello, boy. Feeling a bit poorly? 513 00:32:11,098 --> 00:32:13,295 I know your friends 514 00:32:13,380 --> 00:32:16,053 are responsible for most of the cash... 515 00:32:16,140 --> 00:32:18,857 so I'm gonna give you one week to find it. 516 00:32:18,940 --> 00:32:21,613 0therwise I will take a finger 517 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:24,451 off each of you and your friends' hands 518 00:32:24,538 --> 00:32:27,612 for every day that passes without payment. 519 00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:30,817 When you've run out of digits - 520 00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:33,334 your dad's bar, and who knows what then. 521 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:34,978 All right, my son? 522 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:39,451 ? "Why Did You Do It?" by Stretch 523 00:32:39,538 --> 00:32:44,250 ? I've been thinking about what you have done to me 524 00:32:44,338 --> 00:32:49,095 ? The damage is much deeper than you'll ever see 525 00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:51,853 ? Hit me like a hammer to my head ? 526 00:32:51,940 --> 00:32:53,817 This doesn't look good. 527 00:32:58,058 --> 00:33:00,938 'He explained the unfortunate position they were in. 528 00:33:01,019 --> 00:33:04,250 'Harry would start sizing up all their fingers in a week. 529 00:33:04,338 --> 00:33:07,457 'He knew there was no way Ed could settle that debt alone. 530 00:33:07,538 --> 00:33:10,576 'Harry saw it as their money on the table, 531 00:33:10,660 --> 00:33:13,695 'so it was their debt off the table. 532 00:33:13,778 --> 00:33:17,009 'Ed could've kissed the old bastard for that. 533 00:33:17,098 --> 00:33:18,977 'If he said he wanted to settle the debt on his own, 534 00:33:19,058 --> 00:33:20,616 'it would have been a lie.' 535 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:24,452 I wish he would've let me settle it. 536 00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:30,049 - I'm gonna kill him! - Stop fucking about. 537 00:33:30,140 --> 00:33:33,450 Think about what we're gonna do. Sit down. 538 00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:39,651 What's all the fuss about Harry? 539 00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:41,615 Why don't we boycott the payment? 540 00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:46,972 Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. 541 00:33:47,058 --> 00:33:51,576 This geezer, Smithy Robinson, worked for Harry. 542 00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:54,126 It was rumoured that he was on the take. 543 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:56,336 Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation. 544 00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:58,980 Smithy didn't do a very good job. 545 00:33:59,058 --> 00:34:00,459 Within a minute... 546 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,893 Harry's lost his rag. 547 00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:04,335 Reached out for the nearest thing at hand - 548 00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:06,807 which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. 549 00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:10,733 He then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. 550 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:17,132 That was seen as a pleasant way to go. 551 00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:20,893 Hence Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe. 552 00:34:23,420 --> 00:34:25,934 Don't worry, I'll think of something. 553 00:34:26,619 --> 00:34:31,010 ? I've been thinking about what you have done to me 554 00:34:31,099 --> 00:34:35,012 ? Images much deeper than you'll ever see 555 00:34:36,059 --> 00:34:40,177 ? Hit me like a hammer to my head 556 00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:43,934 ? I wonder were you pushed or were you led? 557 00:34:45,619 --> 00:34:47,815 ? Why did you do it? 558 00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:50,652 ? Why did you do that thing to me? ? 559 00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:57,530 Golf - the best way to spoil a good walk. 560 00:35:04,539 --> 00:35:06,768 Winston Churchill said that. 561 00:35:06,860 --> 00:35:09,215 I say it's a dog-eat-dog world. 562 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:12,210 And I got bigger teeth than you two. 563 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,940 I think our friend is trying to tell us something. 564 00:35:17,018 --> 00:35:20,217 0r should I take another swing to make sure? 565 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:21,619 Give me a five iron, John. 566 00:35:21,699 --> 00:35:23,132 Certainly, Dog. 567 00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:27,813 Now, keep still. 568 00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:38,967 Is there something you'd like to tell us? 569 00:35:40,619 --> 00:35:42,735 - The fireplace. - Shut it, you idiot... 570 00:35:44,260 --> 00:35:46,376 You were saying? 571 00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:49,974 It's in the fireplace. Pull it out. It's in the bottom. 572 00:35:50,059 --> 00:35:51,652 It's in the fireplace, Frank. 573 00:35:51,739 --> 00:35:54,811 Pull it out. It's in the bottom. 574 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:57,733 Dog, I think you want to have a look at this! 575 00:36:00,980 --> 00:36:03,016 You gonna let me down now? 576 00:36:03,099 --> 00:36:05,295 No, I'm not finished with you yet. 577 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:06,893 Steel. 578 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,730 Help! Help! 579 00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:18,617 0h, Dog. 580 00:36:24,340 --> 00:36:27,331 Who the hell's that? It's only 12 o'clock. 581 00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:30,809 Use the cage, that's what it's there for. 582 00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,534 Who is it? 583 00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:45,217 We have got security for a reason, Willie. 584 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:48,530 Chill, Winston. It's only Plank. 585 00:36:50,579 --> 00:36:53,219 This weed's getting quite a rep, fellas. 586 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:54,414 Easy. 587 00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:56,813 Jesus! 588 00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:58,458 Never saw you there. 589 00:36:58,539 --> 00:37:00,610 Hello, love, enjoying yourself? 590 00:37:02,099 --> 00:37:03,498 Is she compos? 591 00:37:03,579 --> 00:37:05,172 What do you think? 592 00:37:07,980 --> 00:37:09,172 Boo! 593 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:11,012 Fuck me! 594 00:37:11,099 --> 00:37:12,931 Clean that up, Charles. 595 00:37:13,018 --> 00:37:15,295 Sod you, you clean it up. 596 00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:19,134 Sorry, fellas, that stupid cow scared the life out of me! 597 00:37:19,219 --> 00:37:22,929 Never mind. Can you just sit down, stay out the way? 598 00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:28,090 How much is it you want? 599 00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:30,409 I'm...after an half weight. 600 00:37:31,619 --> 00:37:34,851 That's 1,500. Pass the scales, Willie. 601 00:37:36,659 --> 00:37:38,251 Give us some gear, J. 602 00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:45,530 Any chance of actually seeing the...money? 603 00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:56,688 The odds are 100-1. 604 00:37:56,780 --> 00:37:59,168 All we need is five grand. 605 00:37:59,260 --> 00:38:02,331 I'd rather put my money on a three-legged rockin' horse. 606 00:38:02,420 --> 00:38:06,811 Those odds are 100-1 for a good reason, Bacon - it won't win! 607 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:09,858 - Where's Eddie? - Where do you think? 608 00:38:09,940 --> 00:38:12,976 The bottom of a bottle, has been for two days. 609 00:38:13,059 --> 00:38:16,813 - It's hit him hard. - It's hit us all hard! 610 00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:19,414 He's got to tell his dad he's about to lose his bar. 611 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:20,978 Listen to this one. 612 00:38:21,059 --> 00:38:23,938 You start a company - "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club". 613 00:38:24,018 --> 00:38:27,251 - You what? - Put an advert in a gay mag, 614 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:31,172 advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos. 615 00:38:31,260 --> 00:38:33,215 You sell it with... 616 00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:36,132 "Does what no other dildo can do until now. 617 00:38:36,219 --> 00:38:38,414 "The latest and greatest in sexual technology. 618 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,172 "Guaranteed results." All that bollocks. 619 00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:42,978 These dils cost 25 quid a pop - 620 00:38:43,059 --> 00:38:45,858 a snip for the pleasure they'll give the recipients. 621 00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:48,773 They send their cheques to the other company name. 622 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:53,331 Not offensive, "Bobby's Bits" or something, for 25 quid. 623 00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:55,887 You stick it in the bank until it clears. 624 00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:57,652 This is the smart bit. 625 00:38:57,739 --> 00:39:01,494 You send back the cheque for 25 pound 626 00:39:01,579 --> 00:39:03,297 from the other company name - 627 00:39:03,380 --> 00:39:05,496 "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club" - saying we're sorry, 628 00:39:05,579 --> 00:39:09,811 we couldn't get supplies from America - they ran out of stock. 629 00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:12,572 You see how many people cash that cheque. 630 00:39:13,780 --> 00:39:15,452 Not a single soul. 631 00:39:15,539 --> 00:39:19,327 Who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse? 632 00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:22,934 How long do you have to wait for a return? 633 00:39:23,018 --> 00:39:24,817 Probably no more than four weeks. 634 00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:30,452 What good is that if we need it in six - no, five days? 635 00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:32,893 Well, it's still a good idea. 636 00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:35,771 All right, I got one. 637 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:40,695 Look, he set us up, 638 00:39:41,219 --> 00:39:43,813 which means he put money in. 639 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:46,130 Which means he expects money out. 640 00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:48,733 Don't have to be an economist to work that out. 641 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:52,494 He may know we smoke a lot, burn a bit of profit, 642 00:39:52,579 --> 00:39:54,251 but he can't have any idea 643 00:39:54,340 --> 00:39:56,456 how much hard currency we've accumulated. 644 00:39:56,539 --> 00:40:00,248 I don't know. Do you know? 645 00:40:00,340 --> 00:40:03,855 We can just... slice it off the top. 646 00:40:03,940 --> 00:40:07,056 You guys have got to realise who this chap is. 647 00:40:07,139 --> 00:40:10,688 He might look a bit silly, but he's a fucking lunatic. 648 00:40:10,780 --> 00:40:14,090 If he gets an inkling we're not throwing straight dice, 649 00:40:14,179 --> 00:40:15,407 we're gonna know 650 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:19,208 what the sharp side of a kebab knife feels like. 651 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:24,054 Yeah, but we're in this for the cash however it comes. 652 00:40:24,139 --> 00:40:25,697 So you know these geezers well?. 653 00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:29,170 Well enough - I bought gear off 'em for years. 654 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:32,489 - What they like, then? - Poofs! Nothing heavy. 655 00:40:32,579 --> 00:40:35,538 Four public school boys, soft as shite. 656 00:40:35,619 --> 00:40:38,009 And you keep all the money. 657 00:40:38,099 --> 00:40:40,056 I've heard some stupid fuckin' ideas 658 00:40:40,139 --> 00:40:42,608 but yours makes Bacon's sound inspired. 659 00:41:08,659 --> 00:41:11,253 They ponce around in hippy clothes all day 660 00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:13,934 talking bollocks - they're just good at growing weed. 661 00:41:14,018 --> 00:41:16,454 Business got bigger than what they can handle. 662 00:41:16,539 --> 00:41:18,576 They can't all be stupid. 663 00:41:18,659 --> 00:41:22,414 They got a container load of cash in shoe boxes, 664 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,773 they sell class A gear - 665 00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:26,454 someone sensible must be involved. 666 00:41:26,539 --> 00:41:28,132 What about security? 667 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:30,574 There's a gate they never lock. 668 00:41:30,659 --> 00:41:33,731 What d'you mean never lock? Why've they got it, then? 669 00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:36,380 I must've been there 50 times - it's never locked. 670 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:39,054 They're not suspicious. Everyone that goes there's a toff. 671 00:41:39,139 --> 00:41:40,539 They're into that karma crap - 672 00:41:40,619 --> 00:41:42,610 "I don't harm nobody, nobody harms me." 673 00:41:42,699 --> 00:41:44,929 No way they can get back to you? 674 00:41:45,018 --> 00:41:47,295 They'd be too scared - I'm a geezer. 675 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,813 Got no muscle - gutless faggots. 676 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,538 Fancy one? 677 00:41:53,619 --> 00:41:55,496 If you're so fuckin' clever, 678 00:41:55,579 --> 00:41:57,855 why don't you come up with a suggestion? 679 00:41:57,940 --> 00:42:01,250 Look, I'm thinking, all right? I am thinking. 680 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,177 We're gonna be here all night, then. 681 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:06,898 Is Big Chris on his way? 682 00:42:06,980 --> 00:42:09,369 He should be here any minute. 683 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:12,371 I think you're making a big mistake, Harry. 684 00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:15,974 That is a lot of money for Chris to be after. 685 00:42:16,059 --> 00:42:19,132 Who the fuck are you to question my judgement? 686 00:42:19,219 --> 00:42:21,858 What d'you know about Big Chris, eh? 687 00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:26,855 Put Big Chris on a job and he will get it done no matter what. 688 00:42:26,940 --> 00:42:30,898 His dad used to collect debts, and his dad before that. 689 00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:33,699 And that monster of a boy will after he's gone. 690 00:42:33,780 --> 00:42:35,532 'The Almighty himself 691 00:42:35,619 --> 00:42:37,929 'requested them to collect debts for eternity, 692 00:42:38,018 --> 00:42:41,056 'and not to fear knockin' on 0ld Nick's door himself 693 00:42:41,139 --> 00:42:43,175 'if he was behind on his payment. 694 00:42:44,619 --> 00:42:47,134 'And he's never nicked a nicker in his life.' 695 00:42:47,219 --> 00:42:50,610 Straight as an arrow and strong as the bow that fired it. 696 00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:55,130 If you dropped a tenner, he'd search till he found you. 697 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:59,614 'There is a problem, he isn't stable. 698 00:43:00,739 --> 00:43:03,538 'Heaven protect anybody who touches that boy. 699 00:43:03,619 --> 00:43:06,088 'Not that that boy needs protecting.' 700 00:43:11,940 --> 00:43:14,737 What's all the flapping? You told the old man yet? 701 00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:16,936 Hoping I won't need to. 702 00:43:17,018 --> 00:43:19,693 I've got a plan. Listen carefully. 703 00:43:31,380 --> 00:43:33,449 - Hello, boys. - Harry. 704 00:43:33,539 --> 00:43:35,576 Do you want a drink? 705 00:43:35,659 --> 00:43:37,536 Hello, my son. D'you want a lolly? 706 00:43:37,619 --> 00:43:39,291 Piss off, you nonce. 707 00:43:39,380 --> 00:43:41,177 0i, watch it! 708 00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:44,572 No, thanks, Harry. We're both all right. 709 00:43:44,659 --> 00:43:46,251 Nice shooter. 710 00:43:46,340 --> 00:43:48,728 0ne of a pair - Holland and Holland. 711 00:43:48,820 --> 00:43:50,538 D'you wanna hold it? 712 00:43:50,619 --> 00:43:52,416 Not my thing, thanks, Harry. 713 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,809 Business good? I imagine that's why I'm here. 714 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:57,697 Four young fellas got in deeper than they could handle. 715 00:43:57,780 --> 00:44:00,054 They owe me half a million pound. 716 00:44:00,139 --> 00:44:03,097 - How much? - Half a million. 717 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:07,650 Well, what d'you want us to do about it? 718 00:44:08,699 --> 00:44:10,099 Hit the fuckers. 719 00:44:12,139 --> 00:44:14,130 I know it sounds a bit strong, 720 00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:17,371 but it's not as if we're doing anything illegal. 721 00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:20,132 I dunno how you reached that conclusion. 722 00:44:20,219 --> 00:44:24,054 They can't report they've had their drugs and money nicked. 723 00:44:24,139 --> 00:44:27,097 - How heavy are they? - Don't look all that. 724 00:44:27,179 --> 00:44:29,329 Hitler didn't look all that. 725 00:44:29,420 --> 00:44:32,217 All right, but we are in the soup here 726 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:34,449 and this is a silver spoon. 727 00:44:34,539 --> 00:44:38,612 And it's not as if we've got all the time in the world. Dig? 728 00:44:39,659 --> 00:44:41,092 I'm game. 729 00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:44,054 Me too. 730 00:44:46,139 --> 00:44:47,492 0h, God! 731 00:44:47,579 --> 00:44:52,335 Right. We hit 'em as soon as they come back. 732 00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:54,809 We'll be prepared. Waiting. 733 00:44:56,219 --> 00:44:57,972 And they're armed. 734 00:44:58,059 --> 00:44:59,811 What was that? Armed? 735 00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:03,016 What d'you mean armed? Armed with what? 736 00:45:03,099 --> 00:45:06,056 Bad breath, colourful language, feather duster? 737 00:45:06,139 --> 00:45:07,619 What do you think they'll be armed with? 738 00:45:07,699 --> 00:45:09,452 Guns, you tit! 739 00:45:09,539 --> 00:45:11,974 You never said anything about guns. 740 00:45:12,059 --> 00:45:14,494 A minute ago, this was the safest job in the world. 741 00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:16,614 Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia! 742 00:45:16,699 --> 00:45:19,168 Soap, stop being such a mincer. 743 00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:22,570 - I've thought about that and... - And what, exactly? 744 00:45:22,659 --> 00:45:27,097 All we have to do is find out who's carrying 'em. 745 00:45:27,179 --> 00:45:30,376 They could all be carrying 'em for what we know. 746 00:45:30,460 --> 00:45:33,768 No. 0nly one of 'em carries them going to the job. 747 00:45:33,860 --> 00:45:37,568 I assume the same one will carry 'em back. 748 00:45:37,659 --> 00:45:38,887 You assume? 749 00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:42,733 What is it - assumption is the brother of all fuck-ups? 750 00:45:42,820 --> 00:45:44,411 It's the mother of all fuck-ups! 751 00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:46,456 Brother, mother, any other sucker. 752 00:45:46,539 --> 00:45:48,576 It don't make any difference. 753 00:45:48,659 --> 00:45:54,018 They're still fucking guns and they still fire fucking bullets! 754 00:45:54,099 --> 00:45:58,695 Soap, if you have a better idea how to get �500,000 755 00:45:58,780 --> 00:46:01,340 in the next few days, let us know. 756 00:46:02,420 --> 00:46:04,056 In the meantime, Tom, 757 00:46:04,139 --> 00:46:06,972 talk to Nick the Bubble about shifting the weed. 758 00:46:12,579 --> 00:46:15,047 - Weed? - No, it's not normal weed. 759 00:46:15,139 --> 00:46:17,777 It's fucked-up skunk, Class A, 760 00:46:17,860 --> 00:46:19,851 "I can't think let alone move" shit. 761 00:46:19,940 --> 00:46:21,338 Doesn't sound very good to me. 762 00:46:21,420 --> 00:46:24,139 Neither me - depends what flicks your switch. 763 00:46:24,219 --> 00:46:27,610 The light is on and burning brightly for the masses. 764 00:46:27,699 --> 00:46:29,418 Anyway, do you know anyone? 765 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,456 I know a man, yes. 766 00:46:32,619 --> 00:46:35,009 Rory Breaker. 767 00:46:35,099 --> 00:46:38,853 The madman with an afro? I don't want anything to do with him. 768 00:46:38,940 --> 00:46:42,012 You won't have to. Just get me a sample. 769 00:46:42,099 --> 00:46:44,215 No can do. 770 00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:47,291 What's that - a place near Kathmandu? 771 00:46:47,380 --> 00:46:48,652 Meet me half-way, mate. 772 00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:50,775 It's all completely chicken soup. 773 00:46:50,860 --> 00:46:53,851 - It's what? - It's kosher...as Christmas. 774 00:46:53,940 --> 00:46:56,135 Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom. 775 00:46:56,219 --> 00:46:58,858 Never mind that. I'm gonna need some artillery. 776 00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:00,817 Coupla sawn-off shotguns. 777 00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:03,333 A bit heavy. This is London, not the Lebanon. 778 00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:04,978 Who d'you think I am? 779 00:47:05,059 --> 00:47:07,574 I think you're Nick the Greek. 780 00:47:07,659 --> 00:47:09,570 Hold those two. 781 00:47:10,659 --> 00:47:14,096 I don't normally have anything to do with weed. 782 00:47:14,179 --> 00:47:16,329 But if it is what he says, 783 00:47:16,420 --> 00:47:20,413 I'll take it off him for three and a half grand a key. 784 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:22,411 If it is what he says. 785 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,331 I don't want to see it after a sample, 786 00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:26,650 I don't want to touch it after a sample. 787 00:47:26,739 --> 00:47:29,333 I'll leave you in the capable hands of Nathan here. 788 00:47:29,420 --> 00:47:31,570 He'll sort out the details. 789 00:47:31,659 --> 00:47:33,775 Just let me tell you one thing... 790 00:47:38,380 --> 00:47:40,847 If the milk turns out to be sour, 791 00:47:40,940 --> 00:47:43,407 I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. 792 00:47:45,539 --> 00:47:46,938 D'you know what I mean? 793 00:47:52,900 --> 00:47:54,697 Rory Breaker. 794 00:47:54,780 --> 00:47:58,489 I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated. 795 00:47:58,579 --> 00:48:00,376 He's a funny-looking fucker, I know. 796 00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:03,452 You've got to look past the hair and cute cuddly thing. 797 00:48:03,539 --> 00:48:05,132 It's a deceptive fa�ade. 798 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:10,413 A few nights ago his roger iron busted. 799 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:14,458 He's gone down the battle cruiser to watch the football. 800 00:48:14,539 --> 00:48:17,452 No one's watching the custard, so he switches the channel. 801 00:48:17,539 --> 00:48:19,929 A fat geezer's north opens. 802 00:48:20,018 --> 00:48:23,376 He wanders up and turns the Liza over. 803 00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:25,496 "Fuck off and watch it somewhere else." 804 00:48:25,579 --> 00:48:27,570 He knows claret is imminent, 805 00:48:27,659 --> 00:48:29,489 but he doesn't want to miss the game. 806 00:48:29,579 --> 00:48:33,289 Calm as a coma, picks up the fire extinguisher, 807 00:48:33,380 --> 00:48:36,416 walks past the jam rolls ready for action 808 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:38,217 and plonks it outside the entrance. 809 00:48:38,300 --> 00:48:41,416 He orders an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly 810 00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:45,128 in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 811 00:48:45,219 --> 00:48:47,289 "That's fucking it," says the geezer. 812 00:48:47,380 --> 00:48:50,018 "That's fucking what?" says Rory. 813 00:48:50,099 --> 00:48:53,012 He gobs out a mouthful of booze, covering Fatty. 814 00:48:53,099 --> 00:48:55,739 He flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest 815 00:48:55,820 --> 00:48:57,969 and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe. 816 00:48:58,059 --> 00:49:00,574 Rory, unfazed, turns back to his game. 817 00:49:00,659 --> 00:49:03,731 His team's won, too. Four nil. 818 00:49:18,940 --> 00:49:22,376 0i! Is your hair supposed to look like that? 819 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:25,293 - All right, short stuff. - Never mind short stuff. 820 00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:28,929 Next time we do a job like this, we want more money. 821 00:49:29,018 --> 00:49:31,454 0r we're going back to post offices. Fuck that! 822 00:49:31,539 --> 00:49:32,858 Where's the others? 823 00:49:34,260 --> 00:49:35,534 There was no others. 824 00:49:35,619 --> 00:49:37,815 Stop fucking around. The others - the old ones. 825 00:49:37,900 --> 00:49:39,128 I don't know what you mean. 826 00:49:39,219 --> 00:49:41,608 There were two old guns. Where are they now? 827 00:49:41,699 --> 00:49:43,371 Not in the cabinet. 828 00:49:43,460 --> 00:49:46,418 There were some old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying. 829 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:50,014 - They were ours. We sold them. - Unsell them! 830 00:49:50,099 --> 00:49:52,135 We had to sell them. We needed the money. 831 00:49:52,219 --> 00:49:54,494 I am not fucking interested. 832 00:49:54,579 --> 00:49:57,856 If you don't wanna be counting the fingers you haven't got, 833 00:49:57,940 --> 00:50:00,693 or sharing a bed with the Antichrist, 834 00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:03,340 I want those guns. Quick! 835 00:50:04,619 --> 00:50:06,177 All right, Barry. 836 00:50:06,260 --> 00:50:09,489 Calm down. We'll get them, all right? 837 00:50:09,579 --> 00:50:13,458 Now fuck off, you scouse cunts. 838 00:50:54,139 --> 00:50:58,052 Jesus! If I pick 'em up, will they stay in one piece? 839 00:50:58,139 --> 00:50:59,811 Where'd you get them? 840 00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:02,050 I got contacts. Listen, Tom - 841 00:51:02,139 --> 00:51:06,371 you point them at me, I'll shit myself or do whatever you say. 842 00:51:06,460 --> 00:51:08,132 Either way, you get the desired effect. 843 00:51:08,219 --> 00:51:10,733 They look very nice, I agree. 844 00:51:10,820 --> 00:51:12,775 They're lacking in criminal credibility, ain't they? 845 00:51:12,860 --> 00:51:15,931 I might get laughed at. How much d'you want for these? 846 00:51:16,018 --> 00:51:17,692 700 each. 847 00:51:17,780 --> 00:51:20,498 What - a pound for every year they been about? 848 00:51:20,579 --> 00:51:23,617 They're antiques, but I ain't paying antique prices. 849 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:27,619 Bit long, ain't they? 850 00:51:27,699 --> 00:51:29,610 Sawn-offs are out. 851 00:51:29,699 --> 00:51:32,293 People want a bit more range these days. 852 00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:36,054 Range? I don't wanna blow the arse out of this country, 853 00:51:36,139 --> 00:51:39,576 but I don't want anyone blowing a raspberry either. 854 00:51:39,659 --> 00:51:41,536 I want to look...fucking mean. 855 00:51:41,619 --> 00:51:43,610 0f course you'll look mean. 856 00:51:43,699 --> 00:51:45,371 You'll look really scary. 857 00:51:45,460 --> 00:51:47,849 Enough. What about this geezer who sells drugs? 858 00:51:47,940 --> 00:51:49,817 Rory Breaker's standing by. 859 00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:53,335 You stand to make a lot of money, tubby Tommy. 860 00:51:58,260 --> 00:52:00,898 I understand this has come as a shock. 861 00:52:00,980 --> 00:52:03,016 Let me tell you how this can be resolved 862 00:52:03,099 --> 00:52:04,931 by you, the good father. 863 00:52:05,018 --> 00:52:06,692 Go on. 864 00:52:06,780 --> 00:52:09,851 - He likes your bar. - Yes. 865 00:52:09,940 --> 00:52:12,248 He wants your bar. 866 00:52:12,340 --> 00:52:15,251 And? 867 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:17,614 D'you want me to draw you a picture? 868 00:52:17,699 --> 00:52:21,090 Look, that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his earhole. 869 00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:24,489 This is my bar. It's got nothing to do with him. 870 00:52:24,579 --> 00:52:26,217 What, and I care? 871 00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:28,335 Remember, you have the luxurious advantage 872 00:52:28,420 --> 00:52:30,809 of being able to sustain your son's life. 873 00:52:30,900 --> 00:52:32,731 You do have a reputation - 874 00:52:32,820 --> 00:52:34,889 so I'll choose my words very carefully. 875 00:52:34,980 --> 00:52:37,652 You tell Harry to go fuck himself. 876 00:52:37,739 --> 00:52:40,094 Whew... 877 00:52:40,179 --> 00:52:43,967 Careful, JD, you'll give Harry another heart attack. 878 00:52:46,340 --> 00:52:48,331 Now... 879 00:52:51,699 --> 00:52:53,577 I'll put that down to shock. 880 00:52:53,659 --> 00:52:55,092 0nly once. 881 00:52:55,179 --> 00:53:00,300 0nly once can I, or shall I, let you get away with that. 882 00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:03,577 Your son's got three days to find half a mill. 883 00:53:03,659 --> 00:53:06,777 Make up your mind which you prefer - 884 00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:10,614 your bar...or your son. 885 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:19,498 There's nothin' to worry about, it's easy. 886 00:53:19,579 --> 00:53:22,413 No such thing as easy in my experience. 887 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:26,047 If you think it's gonna be easy, you're a prick. 888 00:53:26,139 --> 00:53:30,179 It might be easier than most, but it's not gonna be easy. 889 00:53:34,699 --> 00:53:37,293 What's that idiot doing next door? 890 00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:39,496 Right, we use your van. 891 00:53:39,579 --> 00:53:43,414 There's stairs up to this place so we'll stick out. 892 00:53:43,500 --> 00:53:44,693 Plank goes in first. 893 00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:47,851 There's a cage, but it's never locked, is it, Plank? 894 00:53:47,940 --> 00:53:50,579 - Never. - It don't wanna be. 895 00:53:50,659 --> 00:53:54,447 0nce he's set, he gets the rest of us in. 896 00:53:54,539 --> 00:53:58,418 We'll get nasty, shit 'em up, gag 'em, whatever. 897 00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:00,775 These wankers shouldn't give us any problems. 898 00:54:00,860 --> 00:54:04,170 Like any cowboys - there'll be a few tools lying around. 899 00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:07,775 When the job's done, we come straight back here and unload. 900 00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:09,771 And Robert's your father's brother. 901 00:54:09,860 --> 00:54:11,815 Everyone savvy? 902 00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:13,492 Sweet. 903 00:54:13,579 --> 00:54:15,695 We'll do it tomorrow at eight. 904 00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:18,896 These slags like to lie in bed till midday. 905 00:54:18,980 --> 00:54:22,574 Lowest ebb and all that. That's the way I like it. 906 00:54:22,659 --> 00:54:24,411 Jesus! 907 00:54:25,820 --> 00:54:27,811 Don't worry, we can manage this. 908 00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:30,414 And what do you want me to do? 909 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:33,094 I don't know. Turn up and look mean. 910 00:54:33,179 --> 00:54:35,648 What d'you mean, look mean? 911 00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:37,617 You know, growl a bit. 912 00:54:37,699 --> 00:54:40,737 Just look as if you know what you're doing. 913 00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:42,811 I can do better than that. 914 00:54:44,739 --> 00:54:46,695 Have a look at these. 915 00:54:47,699 --> 00:54:50,418 What are we supposed to do with these? 916 00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:53,856 Put them on your head, stupid. 917 00:54:53,940 --> 00:54:55,737 Christ! 918 00:54:55,820 --> 00:54:58,380 If you think I'm turning up clean-shaven 919 00:54:58,460 --> 00:55:01,496 and greet them with a grin, you've got another thing coming. 920 00:55:01,579 --> 00:55:03,297 These fellas are your neighbours. 921 00:55:03,380 --> 00:55:07,532 I thought it might be a good idea to disguise ourselves. 922 00:55:07,619 --> 00:55:10,851 Right...er, good thinking, Soap. Well done. 923 00:55:11,659 --> 00:55:13,809 I brought weapons as well. 924 00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:15,731 What do you mean weapons? 925 00:55:17,980 --> 00:55:19,731 These. 926 00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:21,617 Jesus! 927 00:55:21,699 --> 00:55:23,815 Let's keep 'em covered up. 928 00:55:25,579 --> 00:55:27,092 Couldn't you get anything bigger? 929 00:55:28,980 --> 00:55:30,777 What, like that? 930 00:55:31,860 --> 00:55:33,179 What d'you think? 931 00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:35,978 I think you need help. 932 00:55:37,420 --> 00:55:39,809 Bar steward, can we have a coupla drinks, please. 933 00:55:39,900 --> 00:55:41,731 Have you seen your dad? 934 00:55:41,820 --> 00:55:43,969 Hatchet sent one of his men round. 935 00:55:44,059 --> 00:55:46,130 0h, shit. When? 936 00:55:47,539 --> 00:55:48,893 Crazy. 937 00:55:58,460 --> 00:56:02,657 A good few years ago, your dad and Harry played brag together. 938 00:56:02,739 --> 00:56:07,733 Now, JD is a better player but Harry is a shit and a cheat. 939 00:56:07,820 --> 00:56:12,893 This game went on for two days, until your dad lost everything. 940 00:56:12,980 --> 00:56:17,610 But Harry wanted more. He wanted to put your dad deep in debt, 941 00:56:17,699 --> 00:56:22,648 so he plays on and on until the stakes are a joke. 942 00:56:22,739 --> 00:56:24,617 Harry's got some scam goin' on, 943 00:56:24,699 --> 00:56:27,771 wants to put JD in trouble for years. 944 00:56:27,860 --> 00:56:34,333 Harry turns over and he's got next to unbeatable cards. 945 00:56:34,420 --> 00:56:39,096 Everyone falls over 'cause they all hate Harry. 946 00:56:39,179 --> 00:56:43,570 JD starts to weep, it's a real mess. 947 00:56:43,659 --> 00:56:47,208 Harry starts laughin', cheerin', doin' a little jig 948 00:56:47,300 --> 00:56:49,449 and he turns JD's cards over. 949 00:56:49,539 --> 00:56:53,248 JD by this time is cryin' proper tears, 950 00:56:53,340 --> 00:56:55,534 this is next to pathetic. 951 00:56:56,579 --> 00:57:03,496 We see the cards, he's got three threes, the best possible cards! 952 00:57:03,579 --> 00:57:07,697 And the only time I have ever seen them. 953 00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:11,739 JD continues to cry, but now it doesn't seem so pathetic. 954 00:57:11,820 --> 00:57:14,731 Harry...he's had a heart attack! 955 00:57:19,699 --> 00:57:22,009 JD bought this place with the profits 956 00:57:22,099 --> 00:57:25,137 and he's never played cards since. 957 00:57:25,219 --> 00:57:28,929 Harry's been looking to get revenge for all those years. 958 00:57:29,018 --> 00:57:32,489 You've just given him his cue. 959 00:57:32,579 --> 00:57:35,458 If Harry don't kill you, your father will. 960 00:57:35,539 --> 00:57:38,498 He is not a happy chappy, Ed. 961 00:57:44,739 --> 00:57:46,331 Yes? 962 00:57:46,420 --> 00:57:48,331 It's happening tomorrow morning. 963 00:57:48,420 --> 00:57:51,650 No fuckin' about, Ed, get back here now. 964 00:57:56,099 --> 00:57:58,898 Where'd you get these, a fucking museum? 965 00:57:58,980 --> 00:58:00,572 Nick the Greek. 966 00:58:01,820 --> 00:58:04,050 How much did you part with? 967 00:58:04,139 --> 00:58:05,255 700 for the pair. 968 00:58:05,340 --> 00:58:07,170 Drachmas, I hope. 969 00:58:07,260 --> 00:58:09,728 I'd feel safer with a chicken drumstick. 970 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:11,731 These are gonna do more harm than good. 971 00:58:14,179 --> 00:58:16,409 Jesus, Tom. Do these work? 972 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:20,014 I don't know. Look nice, though. I rather like 'em. 973 00:58:20,099 --> 00:58:22,659 That's top of priorities, that is. 974 00:58:22,739 --> 00:58:26,289 Ladies, back to more important issues, if you don't mind. 975 00:58:26,380 --> 00:58:30,168 We've only got two real guns - apparently that's what they are. 976 00:58:30,260 --> 00:58:32,215 So we find a good place to hide next door. 977 00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:35,610 We wait till it's the right time, then jack-in-the-box, 978 00:58:35,699 --> 00:58:39,487 look nasty and stuff, cocoon 'em in gaffer tape, nick their van, 979 00:58:39,579 --> 00:58:42,458 swap the gear into the new van and bring it back. 980 00:58:42,539 --> 00:58:45,338 As long as we're out of our hiding places quickly, 981 00:58:45,420 --> 00:58:47,809 it's the last thing you'd expect. 982 00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:51,652 If Tom or anyone else feels like giving 'em a kicking, 983 00:58:51,739 --> 00:58:53,695 I'm sure it won't do any harm. 984 00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:57,090 Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. 985 00:58:57,179 --> 00:58:59,568 If you know what I mean. 986 00:58:59,659 --> 00:59:03,494 Also, I think knives are a good idea. 987 00:59:03,579 --> 00:59:05,489 Big, fuck-off shiny ones. 988 00:59:05,579 --> 00:59:08,458 0nes that look like they could skin a crocodile. 989 00:59:08,539 --> 00:59:12,215 Knives are good because they don't make any noise. 990 00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:15,496 The less noise they make, the more likely we are to use 'em. 991 00:59:15,579 --> 00:59:17,489 Shit 'em right up. 992 00:59:17,579 --> 00:59:19,775 Makes it look like we're serious. 993 00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:22,818 Guns for show, knives for a pro. 994 00:59:25,179 --> 00:59:28,092 Soap, is there something we should know about you? 995 00:59:28,179 --> 00:59:31,536 I'm not sure what's more worrying, the job or your past. 996 00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:35,851 Come on, girls. 997 00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:52,018 Where the fuck are they going? Shift a piano? 998 00:59:52,099 --> 00:59:54,409 I thought this was meant to be a robbery. 999 00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:56,614 Where'd they get those outfits? 1000 00:59:56,699 --> 00:59:59,213 Not a bad idea, that. 1001 01:00:00,420 --> 01:00:04,652 Come on, you fucking jellyheads, move it! 1002 01:00:04,739 --> 01:00:07,413 You've been up two hours, you should've got somewhere. 1003 01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:10,492 The money and the gear's gotta be out by 12. 1004 01:00:12,099 --> 01:00:13,579 Who's that? 1005 01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:20,056 Don't open the door until you've used that cage. I'm serious. 1006 01:00:20,420 --> 01:00:22,056 Find out who it is first. 1007 01:00:22,139 --> 01:00:24,050 Hello, can I help you? 1008 01:00:24,139 --> 01:00:26,210 All right, it's Plank. Is Willie there? 1009 01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:29,257 No, I'm afraid he's not. He's out at the moment. 1010 01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:31,853 Perhaps you can help. 1011 01:00:31,940 --> 01:00:34,612 Perhaps I can't, if you know what I mean. 1012 01:00:34,699 --> 01:00:38,248 If you could open the door so I could talk without shouting. 1013 01:00:38,340 --> 01:00:40,012 I can't help you, Plank. 1014 01:00:40,099 --> 01:00:42,534 You'll find it's in your interest. 1015 01:00:42,619 --> 01:00:44,099 Hold on, 0K? 1016 01:00:44,179 --> 01:00:48,172 Willie, it's Plank for you. He says it's in our interest. 1017 01:00:48,260 --> 01:00:50,693 I don't care if it's King-fucking-Kong, 1018 01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:52,896 he's not coming in here, not today. 1019 01:00:52,980 --> 01:00:56,858 Hold on. We are in business and...correct me if I'm wrong 1020 01:00:56,940 --> 01:00:58,817 but that is business. 1021 01:00:58,900 --> 01:01:02,097 Corrected. That's a walking accident we can do without. 1022 01:01:02,179 --> 01:01:05,809 Jesus. He's 0K... He knows only to buy weights now. 1023 01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:08,208 We're looking at at least a couple of thou'. 1024 01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:10,608 What do you think, Winston? 1025 01:01:10,699 --> 01:01:13,260 This is the last time. All right? 1026 01:01:13,340 --> 01:01:16,251 You and the money are going out the back. 1027 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:18,251 If he knows you're here, he'll be all day. 1028 01:01:18,340 --> 01:01:20,295 Just clear this shit up! 1029 01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:21,777 What, now? 1030 01:01:21,860 --> 01:01:25,454 Yes! Now! Just get rid of him quick. 1031 01:01:25,539 --> 01:01:28,054 All right. Just coming. 1032 01:01:30,860 --> 01:01:33,135 What the fuck is he doing? 1033 01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:39,090 Come on, I can't wait out here all day! 1034 01:01:39,179 --> 01:01:41,090 Just coming. 1035 01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:48,768 I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day. 1036 01:01:48,860 --> 01:01:50,929 I didn't know you were a removals man, Plank. 1037 01:01:51,018 --> 01:01:53,773 Lives and learns, don't ya? Keep the gates locked now? 1038 01:01:53,860 --> 01:01:56,851 Ya, sorry. Gotta do business like this now. 1039 01:01:56,940 --> 01:01:59,170 Can't be too careful these days. 1040 01:01:59,260 --> 01:02:00,693 I know. 1041 01:02:00,780 --> 01:02:03,577 Say a word, the right ear goes, another, your left! 1042 01:02:03,659 --> 01:02:06,617 - What are you doing, Plank? - What do you think? 1043 01:02:06,699 --> 01:02:08,452 Hang on, what are you doing? 1044 01:02:08,539 --> 01:02:11,134 Unlock the gate! Unlock the fucking gate! 1045 01:02:11,219 --> 01:02:13,780 That's it. Go, go, go! Fucking move! 1046 01:02:18,820 --> 01:02:20,172 What the fuck's going on? 1047 01:02:20,260 --> 01:02:21,534 Hang on, I've got the keys. 1048 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,070 The gate's locked. 1049 01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:24,912 I don't believe the fucking gate's locked. 1050 01:02:24,998 --> 01:02:26,479 What you done to Fauntleroy? 1051 01:02:26,559 --> 01:02:28,072 I didn't touch him. He passed out. 1052 01:02:28,158 --> 01:02:30,626 Shut the door! D'you want the world to see? 1053 01:02:33,439 --> 01:02:35,193 What's going on down there? 1054 01:02:37,361 --> 01:02:38,678 Shit! 1055 01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,475 Charles, get the rifle out. 1056 01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,789 We're being fucked. 1057 01:02:50,881 --> 01:02:52,393 It must be this one. 1058 01:02:52,481 --> 01:02:54,789 Hold that gun. Plank, give me the keys. 1059 01:02:54,881 --> 01:02:57,155 Don't point that at my bollocks! 1060 01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:00,994 Planks of wood. I'm working with fucking planks of wood. 1061 01:03:01,082 --> 01:03:04,757 Shit! What the fuck is that? 1062 01:03:04,842 --> 01:03:06,433 What the fuck's that? 1063 01:03:06,522 --> 01:03:08,192 It's my Bren gun. 1064 01:03:08,281 --> 01:03:10,272 Haven't you got something more practical? 1065 01:03:11,842 --> 01:03:14,799 Don't none of you slags move. I'll kill the lot of you! 1066 01:03:14,882 --> 01:03:17,156 Who you gonna kill, Plank? There's no one there. 1067 01:03:20,362 --> 01:03:22,954 Aaagh! They fucking shot me! 1068 01:03:23,041 --> 01:03:24,475 Well, shoot 'em back. 1069 01:03:27,003 --> 01:03:30,961 Jesus, Plank! Couldn't you get smokeless cartridges? 1070 01:03:31,042 --> 01:03:32,997 Shit, I've been shot. 1071 01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:35,994 I don't believe this. Could everyone stop getting shot? 1072 01:03:36,083 --> 01:03:39,631 John, sit down and patch yourself up, you tart! 1073 01:03:39,723 --> 01:03:41,634 It's a fucking air rifle! 1074 01:03:47,762 --> 01:03:51,200 - What the fuck was that? - The Bren gun. 1075 01:03:51,284 --> 01:03:53,593 Fire that gun again, you're a dead man. 1076 01:03:53,683 --> 01:03:56,801 No ifs, no buts, you're a dead man! 1077 01:03:56,884 --> 01:03:59,762 I've got bollock ache with this. Where's my fucking gun? 1078 01:04:03,924 --> 01:04:08,599 Now I've got your attention. Firstly, I'll blow his toes off. 1079 01:04:11,483 --> 01:04:13,042 There go his toes. 1080 01:04:13,123 --> 01:04:16,639 If you want me out of here, open the fucking gate 1081 01:04:16,725 --> 01:04:18,999 or I'm gonna blow his leg off! 1082 01:04:19,085 --> 01:04:21,394 They're gonna kill us if we do, man. 1083 01:04:21,484 --> 01:04:25,876 Poor J'll certainly get it if we don't. He's serious. 1084 01:04:25,965 --> 01:04:28,160 I'm losing patience. Hurry up, girls! 1085 01:04:28,245 --> 01:04:30,076 It's all fucking right! 1086 01:04:31,804 --> 01:04:34,715 Willie, he doesn't know you're here... 1087 01:04:34,804 --> 01:04:37,035 Sort something out. 1088 01:04:48,966 --> 01:04:51,799 And all your friends, there's a good lad. 1089 01:04:51,886 --> 01:04:55,354 - There's only three of us here. - I don't believe you. 1090 01:04:55,446 --> 01:04:59,722 - I'm gonna blow his leg off. - There's only three of us! 1091 01:04:59,805 --> 01:05:03,717 - Plank? - Yeah, one of 'em's out. 1092 01:05:06,325 --> 01:05:08,122 0pen the gate. 1093 01:05:31,127 --> 01:05:33,082 Up, up, up, there's a good lad. 1094 01:05:50,326 --> 01:05:53,525 John, get them tied up. Plank, where's the money? 1095 01:05:53,606 --> 01:05:55,325 In those shoe-boxes. 1096 01:06:12,689 --> 01:06:14,645 - Where? - 0ut the back. 1097 01:06:14,729 --> 01:06:17,004 - And the weed? - 0ut the back. 1098 01:06:17,088 --> 01:06:20,284 - Point. - With what? 1099 01:06:20,368 --> 01:06:22,643 - Your hands! - I'm tied up. 1100 01:06:22,730 --> 01:06:25,403 Nod your head or something. 1101 01:06:25,488 --> 01:06:29,802 Check it out. Plank, get Paul out that van lively. 1102 01:06:44,168 --> 01:06:45,966 Knife. 1103 01:06:49,970 --> 01:06:52,883 I'm gonna cut him. Make sure he knows he's dead. 1104 01:06:52,970 --> 01:06:54,768 How you doing, Mick? 1105 01:06:54,850 --> 01:06:58,047 How d'you think? He's nearly chopped my arm off. 1106 01:07:06,451 --> 01:07:08,123 Jesus Christ. 1107 01:07:12,371 --> 01:07:13,690 Gordon Bennett. 1108 01:07:13,771 --> 01:07:16,730 What the fuck's been going on here? 1109 01:07:16,812 --> 01:07:20,009 Shut up, you idiot. It's Hanukkah. 1110 01:07:20,091 --> 01:07:21,923 Don't just stand there. 1111 01:07:22,012 --> 01:07:24,002 Can you fit it all in? 1112 01:07:24,091 --> 01:07:28,370 There's a lot...I can't get Epping Forest in my van. 1113 01:07:29,892 --> 01:07:31,689 Bollocks to can't. 1114 01:07:31,771 --> 01:07:35,367 You'll fit it all in if you have to make two trips. 1115 01:07:39,972 --> 01:07:42,042 Bollocks! 1116 01:07:43,493 --> 01:07:47,121 If you don't move it, we will move it. 1117 01:07:47,212 --> 01:07:50,171 - I'll only be a minute. - You've already been 15. 1118 01:07:50,253 --> 01:07:53,164 - Come and have a look. - At what, exactly? 1119 01:07:53,253 --> 01:07:56,325 - The van's half full. - So? 1120 01:07:56,412 --> 01:08:00,292 All I've got to do is fill it up, put you in it... 1121 01:08:00,373 --> 01:08:01,566 What? 1122 01:08:03,933 --> 01:08:05,889 ..and I'm off. 1123 01:08:13,614 --> 01:08:16,333 Can you carry more than one bag this time? 1124 01:08:16,413 --> 01:08:20,487 - I can't. My neck, Dog. - How many more bags? 1125 01:08:20,574 --> 01:08:22,848 Just a couple. 1126 01:08:22,934 --> 01:08:25,050 Mick, you dead yet? 1127 01:08:26,653 --> 01:08:30,091 I'll be all right. 0nce I've dealt with that lanky prick. 1128 01:08:30,173 --> 01:08:32,688 Do it quietly. 1129 01:08:35,733 --> 01:08:38,294 Time to say "Goodnight, nurse". 1130 01:09:19,256 --> 01:09:22,089 Where the fuck did she come from? 1131 01:09:27,577 --> 01:09:29,613 Tie her up. We're out of here. 1132 01:09:32,856 --> 01:09:36,610 Not like that, you idiot. Give it us here. 1133 01:10:00,498 --> 01:10:02,328 What you doing, Ed? 1134 01:10:02,417 --> 01:10:03,770 D'you want one? 1135 01:10:03,857 --> 01:10:06,417 No, I fucking don't. You cannot make tea, Edward. 1136 01:10:06,498 --> 01:10:09,967 The British Empire was built on cups of tea. 1137 01:10:10,058 --> 01:10:11,697 And look what happened. 1138 01:10:11,778 --> 01:10:14,771 If you think I'm going to war without one, you're mistaken. 1139 01:10:14,858 --> 01:10:16,531 Going to war with what? 1140 01:10:16,619 --> 01:10:18,814 Have you forgotten those guns, you dozy prat? 1141 01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:41,657 You won't get away with this. 1142 01:10:42,900 --> 01:10:47,337 - Paul, what's that? - It's a traffic warden. 1143 01:10:47,419 --> 01:10:50,217 What's he doing in the back of the van? 1144 01:10:50,299 --> 01:10:52,255 He was gonna call the cozzers. 1145 01:10:53,340 --> 01:10:55,693 Fair enough - we'll deal with him later. 1146 01:10:58,620 --> 01:10:59,938 How we doing, Tom? 1147 01:11:00,020 --> 01:11:02,010 Right as rain. 1148 01:11:02,101 --> 01:11:04,694 I'm gonna take care of the cabs. 1149 01:11:04,780 --> 01:11:06,179 Keep us posted. 1150 01:11:10,540 --> 01:11:11,939 Do you do airports? 1151 01:11:15,459 --> 01:11:17,131 Where are we gonna hide? 1152 01:11:19,861 --> 01:11:22,453 Don't complicate things. Just hide. 1153 01:11:24,939 --> 01:11:26,659 0w! Fuck! 1154 01:11:39,342 --> 01:11:40,695 We're on. 1155 01:11:57,023 --> 01:11:58,854 They weigh a pound or two! 1156 01:11:58,941 --> 01:12:00,533 Shut up and back up! 1157 01:12:01,983 --> 01:12:03,734 Spin round, big boy. 1158 01:12:07,143 --> 01:12:08,542 Fuck! 1159 01:12:08,623 --> 01:12:11,421 Stay down. Stay down! 1160 01:12:17,782 --> 01:12:20,423 Tie 'em up. Tape 'em up. Hands and face. 1161 01:12:20,504 --> 01:12:21,619 0n the floor! 1162 01:12:21,702 --> 01:12:24,537 Bend over the fucking desk. 1163 01:12:30,104 --> 01:12:32,457 Keys. I want keys, now. 1164 01:12:34,303 --> 01:12:35,976 I'll find ya. 1165 01:12:36,062 --> 01:12:38,053 'Course you will, sweetheart. 1166 01:12:38,144 --> 01:12:39,259 I'll find ya. 1167 01:12:39,344 --> 01:12:43,096 What d'you think this is? Fucking hide and seek? 1168 01:12:43,182 --> 01:12:44,937 That one. Search that one. 1169 01:12:54,544 --> 01:12:56,102 Right, I'll see you in the van, 1170 01:12:56,183 --> 01:12:58,140 when you've finished with handsome. 1171 01:13:15,386 --> 01:13:18,298 Jesus. That wasn't too bad, was it? 1172 01:13:21,386 --> 01:13:25,458 When the bottle in my arse has contracted, I'll let you know. 1173 01:13:25,545 --> 01:13:28,901 Bacon, see what we've got. 1174 01:13:28,986 --> 01:13:30,896 Let's have a butchers. 1175 01:13:35,666 --> 01:13:37,703 We've hit the jackpot, lads. 1176 01:13:37,786 --> 01:13:41,496 We've got God knows how much of this stinking weed. 1177 01:13:41,585 --> 01:13:44,224 A shitload of cash. 1178 01:13:46,306 --> 01:13:47,820 And a traffic warden. 1179 01:13:47,907 --> 01:13:49,258 What? 1180 01:13:51,786 --> 01:13:54,743 Jesus, Ed. We got a traffic warden. 1181 01:13:55,465 --> 01:13:57,185 I think he's still alive. 1182 01:13:57,267 --> 01:13:59,825 He's got claret coming out of him somewhere. 1183 01:13:59,907 --> 01:14:01,942 What did they want with a traffic warden? 1184 01:14:02,028 --> 01:14:04,417 I don't know. I don't think we need him. 1185 01:14:04,508 --> 01:14:06,305 Knock him out and dump him at the lights. 1186 01:14:06,388 --> 01:14:08,581 What d'you mean, knock him out? With what? 1187 01:14:08,667 --> 01:14:10,738 Use your imagination. 1188 01:14:16,228 --> 01:14:18,263 Don't touch him up. Knock him out. 1189 01:14:18,348 --> 01:14:19,906 I'll knock you out! 1190 01:14:19,988 --> 01:14:22,661 You wanna knock him out, you knock him out. 1191 01:14:24,066 --> 01:14:26,058 I fucking hate traffic wardens. 1192 01:14:35,349 --> 01:14:39,581 It's about time you gave my young friends a visit, Chris. 1193 01:14:43,827 --> 01:14:45,784 Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word. 1194 01:14:45,869 --> 01:14:47,664 I can't have that, can I, Baz? 1195 01:14:47,749 --> 01:14:49,500 No, Harry, you can't. 1196 01:14:49,587 --> 01:14:51,740 I mean, it's a liberty. 1197 01:14:51,828 --> 01:14:54,947 I can't have a liberty taken, can I, Chris? 1198 01:14:55,030 --> 01:14:56,827 No, Harry, you can't. 1199 01:14:56,910 --> 01:15:00,025 I mean, it's enough to give me the arsehole. 1200 01:15:02,188 --> 01:15:04,304 I can't have the arsehole, can I, boys? 1201 01:15:04,390 --> 01:15:06,346 No, Harry, you can't. 1202 01:15:06,429 --> 01:15:10,467 Dead, I don't know who they fuckin' think they can be, 1203 01:15:10,549 --> 01:15:12,302 that I won't find 'em. 1204 01:15:12,390 --> 01:15:16,097 I don't give a fuck who they think they are! 1205 01:15:16,188 --> 01:15:20,944 I'll kill 'em! I'll fucking hang, draw and quarter 'em! 1206 01:15:27,271 --> 01:15:29,829 All right, that's it. We're done. 1207 01:15:29,911 --> 01:15:31,901 We're off. 1208 01:15:31,991 --> 01:15:34,664 Ed, are you sure it's a good idea taking this back to yours? 1209 01:15:34,751 --> 01:15:37,627 It's the only place we can, and the last place they'll look. 1210 01:15:37,709 --> 01:15:40,430 Anyway, fuck it. The battle is over and the war is won. 1211 01:15:40,511 --> 01:15:44,027 Tom, take this to Nick the Bubble and get rid of it quick. 1212 01:15:55,950 --> 01:15:59,069 This skunk is as good as it gets. 1213 01:16:01,392 --> 01:16:05,748 All right. We'll take it. Half price. 1214 01:16:06,791 --> 01:16:08,908 I don't think he'll like that. 1215 01:16:08,993 --> 01:16:11,826 You said three five a key. That's a good price. 1216 01:16:11,913 --> 01:16:13,345 That was yesterday. 1217 01:16:13,432 --> 01:16:16,027 Now it's today, if I'm not mistaken. 1218 01:16:16,113 --> 01:16:19,263 We'll take it tomorrow. Half price. 1219 01:16:19,353 --> 01:16:23,264 If he wants to get rid of it quick, he'll have to take it. 1220 01:16:23,353 --> 01:16:27,139 Look, I've got a race coming up, so if you'd be kind enough... 1221 01:16:34,433 --> 01:16:35,832 Lenny, 1222 01:16:35,914 --> 01:16:38,986 take that round to Snow White and the three little chemists. 1223 01:16:39,072 --> 01:16:41,029 They should have a gander at that. 1224 01:16:41,114 --> 01:16:42,784 I want a second opinion. 1225 01:16:47,072 --> 01:16:49,986 Hang on a minute, Nathan, something stinks. 1226 01:16:50,072 --> 01:16:51,870 Yeah, your fucking aftershave. 1227 01:16:51,952 --> 01:16:53,544 Fuck you, funny man. 1228 01:16:54,874 --> 01:16:56,784 For God's sake, help me. 1229 01:16:56,874 --> 01:17:00,072 I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain! 1230 01:17:00,155 --> 01:17:02,189 Go in slowly, Nathan. 1231 01:17:02,275 --> 01:17:04,184 Fuck you, funny man. You go first. 1232 01:17:04,275 --> 01:17:05,674 Get the fuck in there! 1233 01:17:05,755 --> 01:17:08,871 I want this house searched for bugs, stripped. 1234 01:17:08,953 --> 01:17:12,789 Even if there was a bug, they'd have taken it with 'em. 1235 01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:14,467 Bit late to start thinking. 1236 01:17:14,554 --> 01:17:17,386 If it's a possibility, that's good enough for me. 1237 01:17:17,473 --> 01:17:21,673 Then I want every slag this side of Ceylon pulled in 1238 01:17:21,755 --> 01:17:23,666 and tortured...badly. 1239 01:17:23,756 --> 01:17:26,031 I want to know who's responsible for this, 1240 01:17:26,116 --> 01:17:27,911 otherwise I hold you responsible. 1241 01:17:36,116 --> 01:17:38,630 Not a bad day. 1242 01:17:38,714 --> 01:17:41,310 That pile takes care of Harry. 1243 01:17:42,396 --> 01:17:43,795 What's left over? 1244 01:17:43,876 --> 01:17:45,752 Give me half a chance to count it. 1245 01:17:47,795 --> 01:17:49,354 What about this gear, then? 1246 01:17:54,517 --> 01:17:58,396 0h, what, you want a toke on that? 1247 01:17:58,475 --> 01:18:01,195 No. I don't want any of that horrible shit. 1248 01:18:01,277 --> 01:18:03,345 Can we lock up and get drunk now, please? 1249 01:18:03,436 --> 01:18:08,795 Look, we had the gates up, but they stuck a shotgun through. 1250 01:18:10,556 --> 01:18:12,513 Poor bloody J got shot. 1251 01:18:13,556 --> 01:18:14,786 Right mess. 1252 01:18:15,998 --> 01:18:18,990 It'll be more than your life's worth if you jest with me. 1253 01:18:20,118 --> 01:18:23,393 Some girl took one out. He was in a right two an' eight. 1254 01:18:24,437 --> 01:18:28,317 We shot one of them... in the...er, throat. 1255 01:18:28,398 --> 01:18:29,797 What d'you want, a medal? 1256 01:18:29,878 --> 01:18:32,950 I'll shoot you if I don't get my ganja back. 1257 01:18:34,398 --> 01:18:37,149 The one you shot. Is he still in there? 1258 01:18:37,238 --> 01:18:38,874 No, it was another one. 1259 01:18:38,956 --> 01:18:41,837 That's more like it. Where is he? 1260 01:18:41,919 --> 01:18:45,149 Well, they...they took him with. 1261 01:18:45,239 --> 01:18:46,797 He's still, still alive. 1262 01:18:46,879 --> 01:18:50,110 What did you shoot him with? An air gun? 1263 01:18:55,039 --> 01:18:59,428 Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries. 1264 01:18:59,519 --> 01:19:02,635 You don't say. 1265 01:19:02,717 --> 01:19:05,472 Who could it be? Where do we start, Rory? 1266 01:19:05,559 --> 01:19:07,867 Mr Breaker. 1267 01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:10,679 Today, my name is Mr Breaker. 1268 01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:13,274 You think this is a coincidence? 1269 01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:15,395 This white shite steals my things 1270 01:19:15,478 --> 01:19:17,516 and thinks he can sell it back to me! 1271 01:19:17,598 --> 01:19:19,955 He's got less brains than you, Lenny! 1272 01:19:20,038 --> 01:19:21,949 Get Nick - the greasy wop 1273 01:19:22,038 --> 01:19:26,477 shistos pezavengy gammore Greek bastard round here now, 1274 01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:29,391 if he's stupid enough to be on this planet. 1275 01:19:54,279 --> 01:19:57,399 ? Come with me, I'll fill you with desire 1276 01:19:57,480 --> 01:20:01,268 ? Take my hand and we'll walk this land together ? 1277 01:20:58,324 --> 01:21:01,760 Your stupidity might be your one saving grace. 1278 01:21:01,844 --> 01:21:03,356 Uuh? 1279 01:21:03,443 --> 01:21:05,433 Don't uuh me, Greek boy. 1280 01:21:05,522 --> 01:21:08,516 How is it your fucking stupid, soon-to-be-dead friends 1281 01:21:08,604 --> 01:21:10,720 thought that they could steal my cannabis 1282 01:21:10,804 --> 01:21:12,875 and then sell it back to me? 1283 01:21:12,963 --> 01:21:15,354 Is this a declaration of war? 1284 01:21:15,444 --> 01:21:18,321 Is this some white cunt's joke? 1285 01:21:18,405 --> 01:21:21,042 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing, Ni-ko-las! 1286 01:21:22,645 --> 01:21:25,396 I have three interests in life, Nick. 1287 01:21:25,483 --> 01:21:28,682 No, four. Football, music, money, 1288 01:21:28,763 --> 01:21:32,040 and the annihilation of anyone who interferes with those. 1289 01:21:33,963 --> 01:21:35,954 You couldn't have known my position, 1290 01:21:36,043 --> 01:21:38,763 'cause you're not that stupid that if you did, 1291 01:21:38,846 --> 01:21:41,155 you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your arse, 1292 01:21:41,244 --> 01:21:44,954 with that "what's going on" look on your chevy chase. 1293 01:21:47,406 --> 01:21:50,682 But you do know where these people live. 1294 01:21:56,724 --> 01:21:59,115 If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. 1295 01:21:59,204 --> 01:22:02,753 If you bend the truth, or I think you are, I'll kill you. 1296 01:22:02,846 --> 01:22:05,564 If you forget anything, I'll kill you. 1297 01:22:05,647 --> 01:22:09,799 In fact, you'll have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. 1298 01:22:09,887 --> 01:22:11,684 Do you understand everything I've said? 1299 01:22:13,407 --> 01:22:17,034 Because if you don't, I'll kill you. 1300 01:22:17,127 --> 01:22:21,598 Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak... you may enlighten me. 1301 01:22:24,927 --> 01:22:27,678 So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we? 1302 01:22:27,765 --> 01:22:30,121 Er, well...yeah, we do. 1303 01:22:30,206 --> 01:22:33,598 In fact, this is a bit more than a bit of a problem. 1304 01:22:33,687 --> 01:22:36,282 It's the Mount fucking Everest of problems! 1305 01:22:36,368 --> 01:22:39,166 The reason it's such a fucking monstrosity of a problem is... 1306 01:22:39,246 --> 01:22:42,477 you haven't got the first idea who did this to us, have you? 1307 01:22:42,568 --> 01:22:45,034 We've been up all night. It's no one from round here. 1308 01:22:45,128 --> 01:22:46,800 We've had 'em all lined up against the wall. 1309 01:22:46,888 --> 01:22:48,717 If it was a toerag from the manor, we'd know. 1310 01:22:48,808 --> 01:22:51,481 - We'd know. - You'd fucking know! 1311 01:22:51,568 --> 01:22:54,400 You wouldn't know if it was the next door neighbours! 1312 01:22:54,487 --> 01:22:56,796 Get out there and find them! 1313 01:22:56,889 --> 01:22:59,959 I'm sick of the fucking sight of you! 1314 01:23:11,089 --> 01:23:15,002 "Scarface" - I've watched "Scarface". 1315 01:23:15,089 --> 01:23:19,286 If you want to know how to do a drug deal, watch "Scarface". 1316 01:23:21,248 --> 01:23:23,081 That really inspires confidence. 1317 01:23:23,170 --> 01:23:24,649 This guy, Rory Breaker... 1318 01:23:24,728 --> 01:23:28,324 Rory Breaker - psychotic black dwarf with an afro? 1319 01:23:28,410 --> 01:23:30,207 That'll be the same man, yes. 1320 01:23:30,288 --> 01:23:32,485 I've heard of him - he's a fucking lunatic. 1321 01:23:32,570 --> 01:23:34,798 He can afford the deal at the price we're selling. 1322 01:23:34,890 --> 01:23:36,641 It's not worth him giving us any trouble. 1323 01:23:36,728 --> 01:23:39,563 He knows we'll be a pain in the arse. Who needs that? 1324 01:23:39,650 --> 01:23:41,686 I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid. 1325 01:23:41,768 --> 01:23:43,283 You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles. 1326 01:23:43,370 --> 01:23:45,168 The fatter you get, the sadder you get. 1327 01:23:45,249 --> 01:23:47,240 Will you stop flirting for a minute? 1328 01:23:47,331 --> 01:23:51,163 After we pay Hatchet, this deal puts us up... 1329 01:23:51,249 --> 01:23:54,004 nearly �200,000 each. 1330 01:23:54,091 --> 01:23:57,844 Not bad for a morning's work, I think you'll agree. 1331 01:24:07,611 --> 01:24:09,806 So they had the cash. 1332 01:24:09,891 --> 01:24:11,245 And the puff. 1333 01:24:11,332 --> 01:24:13,448 Cheeky bastards. Count it. 1334 01:24:13,530 --> 01:24:15,488 Shit, Dog. There's a lot. 1335 01:24:15,572 --> 01:24:18,038 Do you want to do it next door? 1336 01:24:18,132 --> 01:24:19,848 We're not going next door 1337 01:24:19,932 --> 01:24:22,730 till we've flayed them dead men walking. 1338 01:24:22,812 --> 01:24:24,482 We'll count it upstairs. 1339 01:24:24,572 --> 01:24:27,564 I don't want them to see you fingering the money. 1340 01:24:27,652 --> 01:24:29,242 Dog, look... 1341 01:24:29,332 --> 01:24:32,720 Give us it here...dozy bastard. 1342 01:24:35,210 --> 01:24:37,884 Check your guns. Get yourselves well hid. 1343 01:24:37,971 --> 01:24:41,646 Wait till they get right inside the door, then give it 'em. 1344 01:24:43,051 --> 01:24:45,645 Give me them shooters, you can use your own. 1345 01:24:55,933 --> 01:24:57,161 Yeah. 1346 01:24:57,251 --> 01:24:58,891 That's no way to answer the phone. 1347 01:24:58,971 --> 01:25:00,611 Is that you, Dean? 1348 01:25:00,692 --> 01:25:03,049 It's Lord fucking Lucan. Who do you think it is? 1349 01:25:03,134 --> 01:25:04,645 What can I do for you? 1350 01:25:04,732 --> 01:25:07,202 Those guns I sold you, I need them back. 1351 01:25:07,292 --> 01:25:09,760 Not likely. I don't think I'll be seeing them again. 1352 01:25:09,854 --> 01:25:11,809 I've got the money to pay for them. 1353 01:25:11,894 --> 01:25:14,281 I'm sure you do. But you don't understand. 1354 01:25:14,374 --> 01:25:16,568 I ain't seeing them or the guns again. 1355 01:25:16,654 --> 01:25:18,007 We can't get them. 1356 01:25:18,094 --> 01:25:20,049 If we can't get them, we can't get them. 1357 01:25:20,134 --> 01:25:22,364 You'll have to get them. 1358 01:25:22,453 --> 01:25:25,330 We made a deal for everything inside the cabinet. 1359 01:25:25,414 --> 01:25:28,009 Inside, outside - I don't give a shit. 1360 01:25:28,095 --> 01:25:30,404 Get those guns, because if you don't... 1361 01:25:30,493 --> 01:25:31,769 Yeah, Bazza, or what? 1362 01:25:31,855 --> 01:25:33,607 Have you heard of Harry Lonsdale? 1363 01:25:33,694 --> 01:25:37,129 0therwise known as "Hack You Up With an Hatchet Harry"? 1364 01:25:37,213 --> 01:25:38,726 Well, this is... 1365 01:25:38,815 --> 01:25:42,046 James Bond, need-to-know time. 1366 01:25:42,135 --> 01:25:46,048 When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop. 1367 01:25:46,135 --> 01:25:47,407 Know what I mean? 1368 01:25:52,014 --> 01:25:55,563 I mean find 'em, torture 'em and kill 'em. 1369 01:25:55,656 --> 01:25:57,485 And bring back what belongs to me. 1370 01:25:57,576 --> 01:26:02,047 Because if you don't, your family's bang in trouble. 1371 01:26:03,136 --> 01:26:04,455 Who was that? 1372 01:26:04,534 --> 01:26:06,845 That was Harry Horrible Hatchet. 1373 01:26:06,936 --> 01:26:08,368 Jesus, I've heard of him. 1374 01:26:08,455 --> 01:26:11,414 Shit, they were his fucking guns we sold. 1375 01:26:11,494 --> 01:26:13,134 We've got to find them. 1376 01:26:13,214 --> 01:26:16,686 No fucking about, Nick. Where can I find those guns? 1377 01:26:48,296 --> 01:26:50,254 Six black cocks and a little white kitten 1378 01:26:50,338 --> 01:26:52,090 sitting on the side of the road. 1379 01:26:55,776 --> 01:26:57,573 We're gonna do a proper decoration job. 1380 01:26:57,658 --> 01:27:01,014 I want the grey skies of London illuminated. 1381 01:27:01,098 --> 01:27:04,054 I want that house painted red. 1382 01:27:06,457 --> 01:27:09,574 All right, there's this brass standing on the corner. 1383 01:27:09,659 --> 01:27:11,695 Dwarf walks up to her carrying a suitcase... 1384 01:27:11,777 --> 01:27:14,657 Winston there is gonna come along 1385 01:27:14,737 --> 01:27:16,775 and see if he recognises any of them. 1386 01:27:16,859 --> 01:27:18,850 Watch out for these fellas - 1387 01:27:18,939 --> 01:27:23,410 they've got a bit of an arsenal and they don't mind using it. 1388 01:27:23,497 --> 01:27:25,410 I'm taking down her panties... 1389 01:27:27,537 --> 01:27:29,892 Does everyone know what they got to do? 1390 01:27:29,977 --> 01:27:31,571 Yeah. 1391 01:28:38,461 --> 01:28:40,612 What the fuck is going on? 1392 01:29:21,944 --> 01:29:24,695 You got something here for me, have you? 1393 01:29:26,742 --> 01:29:28,700 Come on. Chop-chop. 1394 01:29:35,982 --> 01:29:37,415 Thank you very much. 1395 01:29:38,584 --> 01:29:39,982 He's got the guns. 1396 01:29:40,062 --> 01:29:41,974 - You get them. - Why me? 1397 01:29:42,063 --> 01:29:44,135 You're supposed to be the hard case... 1398 01:29:44,223 --> 01:29:45,943 You get the guns! I drive the car! 1399 01:29:51,625 --> 01:29:52,976 Good boy. 1400 01:29:53,063 --> 01:29:56,819 - Get the fucking guns. - Y0U get the fucking guns! 1401 01:29:56,905 --> 01:29:58,384 You fucking big... 1402 01:30:02,023 --> 01:30:03,856 All right. Wrap them guns up. 1403 01:30:03,945 --> 01:30:05,695 Count the money. 1404 01:30:05,783 --> 01:30:07,538 Put your seat belt on. 1405 01:30:09,024 --> 01:30:11,822 We've got to get the fucking guns or we're dead! 1406 01:30:25,264 --> 01:30:28,176 ..so I made sure I fucked the one that was coughing. 1407 01:30:41,265 --> 01:30:43,938 Get out the car, you yuppie fucker! 1408 01:31:11,986 --> 01:31:14,295 He's the one we shot in the neck. 1409 01:31:14,388 --> 01:31:16,536 Is that right, Mr Botanical? 1410 01:31:42,747 --> 01:31:44,066 Jesus! 1411 01:31:55,709 --> 01:31:59,462 I don't believe this. What the fuck has happened here? 1412 01:31:59,548 --> 01:32:00,981 Jesus. 1413 01:32:02,190 --> 01:32:04,827 The money. The gear. 1414 01:32:16,391 --> 01:32:18,107 This is fucked. 1415 01:32:18,191 --> 01:32:20,102 No money. No weed. 1416 01:32:20,191 --> 01:32:23,547 It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses. 1417 01:32:25,069 --> 01:32:28,539 All right. Don't panic. Let's think about this. 1418 01:32:28,631 --> 01:32:31,191 Fuck that, you can think about it. 1419 01:32:31,269 --> 01:32:33,578 I am panicking and I'm off. 1420 01:32:54,510 --> 01:32:57,070 Hello, John. Nice holiday? 1421 01:32:57,152 --> 01:32:58,663 Yeah, terrific, Chris. 1422 01:32:58,750 --> 01:33:02,381 I got sunstroke and concussion thrown in for an extra grand. 1423 01:33:02,471 --> 01:33:05,670 Sounds like a good deal. You're not complaining, are you? 1424 01:33:05,751 --> 01:33:08,904 No, I'll take the family next year. 1425 01:33:08,991 --> 01:33:10,424 Fair play to ya. 1426 01:33:11,633 --> 01:33:14,020 - That you, Chris? - Harry. 1427 01:33:22,633 --> 01:33:25,464 How did you get your hands on these, then? 1428 01:33:25,551 --> 01:33:26,984 The boys had 'em. 1429 01:33:27,071 --> 01:33:28,186 I know you like these sort of things - 1430 01:33:28,271 --> 01:33:29,466 wondered if you wanted 'em. 1431 01:33:29,552 --> 01:33:31,668 Yeah, I'll have 'em. 1432 01:33:31,752 --> 01:33:34,983 - Was it hard getting the money? - Not especially. 1433 01:33:36,232 --> 01:33:39,431 Upset a few characters, though. 1434 01:33:39,512 --> 01:33:41,903 Have you counted it? 1435 01:33:41,992 --> 01:33:44,062 Yeah, it's all there, to the pound. 1436 01:33:44,154 --> 01:33:46,030 - They were gonna pay? - Looks like it. 1437 01:33:46,114 --> 01:33:48,674 But who knows? The opportunity was there. 1438 01:33:48,752 --> 01:33:51,393 In my experience, it's best to take that opportunity - 1439 01:33:51,473 --> 01:33:53,385 if it's there. 1440 01:33:53,473 --> 01:33:55,306 Good work, Chris. 1441 01:34:02,155 --> 01:34:04,303 We've got to get those guns. 1442 01:34:04,395 --> 01:34:07,114 We don't know who lives there. 1443 01:34:07,195 --> 01:34:09,070 I don't care who lives there! 1444 01:34:09,155 --> 01:34:12,782 All's I know is it's preferable to death by Hatchet. 1445 01:34:12,875 --> 01:34:14,627 Fair enough. Let's go. 1446 01:34:36,636 --> 01:34:39,102 I don't think it's the right move. 1447 01:34:39,196 --> 01:34:41,629 It's either that, 1448 01:34:41,715 --> 01:34:44,867 the old boy's place and we lose a digit daily. 1449 01:34:44,956 --> 01:34:48,870 - I'm gonna phone him. - As if he'll care. 1450 01:34:48,957 --> 01:34:51,708 He'll care. That was supposed to be his money. 1451 01:34:51,795 --> 01:34:54,311 Whether he cares about us is different. 1452 01:34:54,397 --> 01:34:55,876 Pass me the phone. 1453 01:35:10,637 --> 01:35:12,993 Yeah? That you, boy? 1454 01:35:13,076 --> 01:35:14,955 It's Ed, if that's what you mean. 1455 01:35:15,036 --> 01:35:16,756 'Pay day, ain't it?' 1456 01:35:16,838 --> 01:35:20,717 Yeah...I wanted to talk to you about that. 1457 01:35:20,796 --> 01:35:22,229 I'll bet you do. 1458 01:35:22,316 --> 01:35:24,627 I got half a million nicker here, 1459 01:35:24,717 --> 01:35:26,868 which means some poor sod doesn't. 1460 01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:28,948 You've upset a few people. 1461 01:35:29,036 --> 01:35:32,392 But that really isn't my concern, is it? 1462 01:35:32,477 --> 01:35:36,266 What does concern me... is the guns you had. 1463 01:35:36,359 --> 01:35:39,315 'I want to talk to you about that.' 1464 01:35:39,399 --> 01:35:42,869 So get your arse here now. And I mean now! 1465 01:36:16,680 --> 01:36:20,432 Bastard! You fucking bastard! 1466 01:36:20,518 --> 01:36:22,076 Bastard! 1467 01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:31,674 What the fuck are you doing here? 1468 01:36:32,841 --> 01:36:36,310 What the fuck are you doing here? 1469 01:36:47,200 --> 01:36:50,671 Job well done. We made a few quid out of that one. 1470 01:36:50,761 --> 01:36:52,160 Son...? 1471 01:36:52,241 --> 01:36:54,152 Made a few quid, did you? 1472 01:36:54,242 --> 01:36:56,311 Where's what I want? 1473 01:36:57,601 --> 01:36:59,558 You all right there, mate? 1474 01:36:59,641 --> 01:37:02,518 Very fucking funny. Where's what I want? 1475 01:37:02,601 --> 01:37:04,956 I've just left it in the office. 1476 01:37:05,041 --> 01:37:08,954 We'd better get it, if you want your son to see his birthday. 1477 01:37:09,041 --> 01:37:12,751 - Now chop-fucking-chop. - All right. Fair enough. 1478 01:37:13,962 --> 01:37:15,518 Where you going? 1479 01:37:15,601 --> 01:37:19,198 It's a thirty second drive or a five minute walk. 1480 01:37:19,283 --> 01:37:22,957 I couldn't have parked outside, I'd have got a ticket. 1481 01:37:23,042 --> 01:37:25,397 I suppose that don't matter now, does it? 1482 01:37:25,481 --> 01:37:26,961 Just be careful. 1483 01:37:27,042 --> 01:37:28,680 Right. 1484 01:37:34,723 --> 01:37:36,475 You and me. 1485 01:37:36,562 --> 01:37:38,155 You and who? 1486 01:37:38,243 --> 01:37:40,961 You know where the door handle is, Tom. 1487 01:37:45,284 --> 01:37:48,003 ? "The Payback" by James Brown 1488 01:37:48,083 --> 01:37:49,674 ? Payback 1489 01:37:49,764 --> 01:37:54,121 ? That's it, payback 1490 01:37:54,203 --> 01:37:57,560 ? Revenge, I'm mad 1491 01:37:57,643 --> 01:38:01,556 ? Get down with my girlfriend 1492 01:38:01,643 --> 01:38:02,759 ? That ain't right ? 1493 01:38:02,844 --> 01:38:04,436 0h, no. Not again. 1494 01:38:19,604 --> 01:38:21,879 That's it. I'm off. 1495 01:38:22,965 --> 01:38:26,512 Tom...that is our bag. 1496 01:38:44,165 --> 01:38:46,600 - Ed...! - Hold on. 1497 01:38:58,886 --> 01:39:00,923 This is our bag. 1498 01:39:03,046 --> 01:39:05,081 That's it. We're off. 1499 01:39:05,166 --> 01:39:08,238 - I'm gonna take these guns. - Tom, don't fuck about! 1500 01:39:08,327 --> 01:39:10,282 It'll only take a minute. 1501 01:39:25,007 --> 01:39:27,361 What is going on? 1502 01:39:28,167 --> 01:39:31,797 I don't know, but I do know there's no more Harry. 1503 01:39:31,888 --> 01:39:34,685 Which means there's no more debt. 1504 01:39:34,768 --> 01:39:37,919 If there's no more debt, there's no more problem. 1505 01:39:38,007 --> 01:39:42,286 And there's no problem with the neighbours - they're all dead. 1506 01:39:42,368 --> 01:39:45,359 And I think, if I get this right, 1507 01:39:45,448 --> 01:39:49,123 we haven't done anything wrong and we're in the clear. 1508 01:40:21,169 --> 01:40:23,638 Never ever... 1509 01:40:23,730 --> 01:40:27,689 has anyone been as fucking rude... 1510 01:40:27,770 --> 01:40:30,761 ..to me as you! 1511 01:40:30,850 --> 01:40:33,761 You fucking...bastard! 1512 01:40:50,971 --> 01:40:52,563 All right, mate? 1513 01:40:52,650 --> 01:40:55,244 Cheeky bastard! 1514 01:41:11,932 --> 01:41:14,890 'This was an embarrassing position for Tom to be in. 1515 01:41:14,972 --> 01:41:18,361 'But Chris had to respect the fact that he was holding 1516 01:41:18,452 --> 01:41:21,124 'what appeared to be a pair of loaded shotguns. 1517 01:41:21,211 --> 01:41:24,044 'Tom had to respect the fact they were not loaded. 1518 01:41:24,131 --> 01:41:26,122 'So without anybody losing too much face, 1519 01:41:26,211 --> 01:41:29,647 'Tom left through a side door and Chris left with the money. 1520 01:41:29,732 --> 01:41:31,450 'Everybody else got arrested.' 1521 01:41:31,772 --> 01:41:36,244 0dds, chaps, gotta remember the odds. 1522 01:41:39,612 --> 01:41:41,444 Hope I'm not interrupting? 1523 01:41:41,532 --> 01:41:45,445 I need to know, what's goin' on, son? 1524 01:41:49,092 --> 01:41:51,527 He's not one of 'em. 1525 01:41:53,692 --> 01:41:58,084 ? Sitting in the cheap seats underneath the stiles 1526 01:42:00,414 --> 01:42:02,325 ? I'm heading back to base 1527 01:42:02,414 --> 01:42:05,086 ? I'll drop you off at my house ? 1528 01:42:05,173 --> 01:42:08,211 Your dad would like a word with you, Ed. 1529 01:42:11,573 --> 01:42:13,370 Where are the others? 1530 01:42:13,454 --> 01:42:16,093 They got out yesterday. They're at the bar. 1531 01:42:30,775 --> 01:42:32,527 All right, Dad? 1532 01:42:32,614 --> 01:42:35,174 I'm all right. How about yourself? 1533 01:42:35,255 --> 01:42:39,168 I'm all right. Could do with a drink, though. 1534 01:42:39,255 --> 01:42:41,529 All in good time. 1535 01:42:42,574 --> 01:42:44,964 So, are you in the clear? 1536 01:42:45,054 --> 01:42:47,647 More importantly...am I? 1537 01:42:48,896 --> 01:42:50,727 It appears so. 1538 01:42:50,816 --> 01:42:55,367 Appears? You'll have to do better than fucking appears. 1539 01:42:55,456 --> 01:42:58,015 Well, everybody's dead, Dad. 1540 01:42:58,095 --> 01:43:00,369 That's about as clear as it can get. 1541 01:43:00,456 --> 01:43:02,367 How about that drink? 1542 01:43:02,456 --> 01:43:04,332 You know where the bar is. 1543 01:43:04,416 --> 01:43:05,928 Eh? 1544 01:43:06,015 --> 01:43:08,735 Don't make yourself too comfortable. 1545 01:43:08,816 --> 01:43:10,852 Alan's got to sit there. Alan! 1546 01:43:14,096 --> 01:43:16,486 You're lucky you're still breathing, 1547 01:43:16,576 --> 01:43:18,692 let alone able to walk. 1548 01:43:18,777 --> 01:43:21,973 I suggest you take full advantage of that fact. 1549 01:43:30,656 --> 01:43:33,216 ..it's in all our interests. 1550 01:43:33,297 --> 01:43:34,810 All right, lads? 1551 01:43:34,897 --> 01:43:38,571 How's it goin'? How you doing, Soap? 1552 01:43:38,656 --> 01:43:41,376 - Still cooking? - Yeah, you know. 1553 01:43:41,458 --> 01:43:43,414 How about the girls? 1554 01:43:44,458 --> 01:43:46,175 What about your diet? 1555 01:43:48,458 --> 01:43:50,608 Where's that son of mine? 1556 01:43:51,258 --> 01:43:52,452 ? Taking gasoline 1557 01:43:52,537 --> 01:43:54,369 ? I'm a teen dream 1558 01:43:54,458 --> 01:43:55,936 ? Superhuman being 1559 01:43:56,017 --> 01:43:59,613 ? I'm a man machine 1560 01:43:59,697 --> 01:44:02,450 I'm a man machine ? 1561 01:44:07,497 --> 01:44:11,410 You took your time. Where the hell have you been? 1562 01:44:11,497 --> 01:44:13,933 Sit down. I'll tell you. 1563 01:44:18,779 --> 01:44:22,897 The traffic warden identified the neighbours' bodies. 1564 01:44:22,979 --> 01:44:25,857 Which sort of puts us in the clear. 1565 01:44:25,939 --> 01:44:29,089 The only thing connecting us with the case... 1566 01:44:29,178 --> 01:44:30,579 ..is those shotguns. 1567 01:44:30,659 --> 01:44:33,378 And Tom took care of them. 1568 01:44:33,460 --> 01:44:37,007 You did take care of the shotguns? 1569 01:44:38,420 --> 01:44:39,568 I wanted to talk about that. 1570 01:44:39,659 --> 01:44:41,378 Well, talk. 1571 01:44:42,219 --> 01:44:45,291 Well, actually...no. 1572 01:44:46,860 --> 01:44:49,373 They're in the car. I was gonna sell 'em to Nick, 1573 01:44:49,460 --> 01:44:51,496 but I couldn't get hold of him. 1574 01:44:51,579 --> 01:44:53,298 You dippy bastard. 1575 01:44:53,380 --> 01:44:57,658 So...the only thing connecting us with the case 1576 01:44:57,741 --> 01:45:02,053 is in the back of your car, which is parked outside?! 1577 01:45:02,140 --> 01:45:05,531 They cost 700 quid. I'm not gonna throw 'em away. 1578 01:45:05,620 --> 01:45:09,660 They're hardly likely to trace 'em back to us, are they? 1579 01:45:09,741 --> 01:45:11,970 You think it's worth the risk for �700? 1580 01:45:12,060 --> 01:45:13,618 Tom, you're a dick! 1581 01:45:13,700 --> 01:45:17,330 Take those guns and throw 'em off a bridge. 1582 01:45:17,421 --> 01:45:19,491 And yourself while you're at it. 1583 01:45:19,580 --> 01:45:21,174 Now. 1584 01:45:25,141 --> 01:45:26,971 Look, all I'm... 1585 01:45:27,061 --> 01:45:28,699 Now, Tom! 1586 01:45:34,061 --> 01:45:35,971 Can I have a beer, please, Dad? 1587 01:45:36,061 --> 01:45:38,451 I'm busy. Get it yourself. 1588 01:45:54,142 --> 01:45:56,861 It seemed Hatchet underestimated you lot. 1589 01:45:56,943 --> 01:45:59,537 And it seems to have cost him. 1590 01:45:59,622 --> 01:46:02,774 I ain't gonna make the same mistake, am I? 1591 01:46:02,863 --> 01:46:06,492 So I've decided to bring your bag back. 1592 01:46:08,142 --> 01:46:11,978 I think the word you're looking for, gentlemen, is "thank you". 1593 01:46:12,063 --> 01:46:13,781 Thank you. 1594 01:46:14,984 --> 01:46:17,498 You've presented me with a problem. 1595 01:46:17,583 --> 01:46:19,859 I've lost my employer. 1596 01:46:21,304 --> 01:46:25,297 So I've taken care of meself and me son. 1597 01:46:25,384 --> 01:46:30,174 If you think that's unfair, pay me a little visit. 1598 01:46:30,264 --> 01:46:33,699 But you better be waving a white flag, 1599 01:46:33,784 --> 01:46:37,414 high and clear so as I can see it. 1600 01:46:37,503 --> 01:46:40,941 0r it'll be the last visit you ever make. Understand? 1601 01:46:43,544 --> 01:46:45,501 That's all I've come to say. 1602 01:46:46,745 --> 01:46:49,053 There is one more thing... 1603 01:46:50,825 --> 01:46:53,019 It's been emotional. 1604 01:46:55,345 --> 01:46:58,336 ? "Fool's Gold" by The Stone Roses 1605 01:47:09,065 --> 01:47:12,536 ? The gold road's sure a long road 1606 01:47:12,625 --> 01:47:16,904 ? Winds on through the hills for fifteen days ? 1607 01:47:20,346 --> 01:47:24,225 We are now officially in the money-lending business, son. 1608 01:47:24,306 --> 01:47:26,024 Put your seatbelt on. 1609 01:47:26,105 --> 01:47:28,063 We're out of here. 1610 01:47:36,987 --> 01:47:38,943 It's empty. 1611 01:48:02,107 --> 01:48:04,781 ? The pack on my back is aching 1612 01:48:04,868 --> 01:48:08,065 ? The straps seem to cut me like a knife 1613 01:48:19,628 --> 01:48:21,380 ? I'm no clown I won't back down 1614 01:48:21,469 --> 01:48:26,623 ? I don't need you to tell me what's going down...? 1615 01:48:46,270 --> 01:48:48,625 What's his number? 1616 01:48:54,629 --> 01:48:57,303 You'll jam the line! I'll call him! 1617 01:49:03,870 --> 01:49:05,700 My fucking batteries! 1618 01:49:05,790 --> 01:49:07,984 - You muppet! - Give me the phone! 1619 01:49:08,069 --> 01:49:11,541 - I'll dial it! - Tell me the number! 1620 01:49:22,070 --> 01:49:25,666 - Give me your phone! - You'll break it! 1621 01:49:30,070 --> 01:49:32,141 You'll break it and it'll be fucked! 1622 01:49:32,230 --> 01:49:34,984 Shut it. It's fucking ringing! 1623 01:49:48,432 --> 01:49:51,981 ? "0h Girl" by Mauro Pawloski 1624 01:50:02,913 --> 01:50:05,746 ? I'm eighteen with a bullet 1625 01:50:08,353 --> 01:50:10,866 ? Got my finger on the trigger 1626 01:50:10,953 --> 01:50:12,020 ? I'm gonna pull it 1627 01:50:14,712 --> 01:50:19,183 ? I've picked a clip now I'm the son of a gun 1628 01:50:19,273 --> 01:50:23,549 ? So hold it right there, Little girl, little girl 1629 01:50:23,632 --> 01:50:26,829 ? We're gonna have big fun 1630 01:50:26,914 --> 01:50:29,586 ? I may be an oldie 1631 01:50:29,673 --> 01:50:32,631 ? But I'm a goodie, too 1632 01:50:32,713 --> 01:50:35,307 ? I'll last forever 1633 01:50:35,394 --> 01:50:41,151 ? And I'll be good to you 0h, yes, I will. 1634 01:50:43,553 --> 01:50:46,829 ? I'm eighteen with a bullet 1635 01:50:49,954 --> 01:50:52,071 ? Got my finger on the trigger 1636 01:50:52,154 --> 01:50:53,109 ? I'm gonna pull it 1637 01:50:56,034 --> 01:50:58,993 ? I'm a super soul sure shot, yeah 1638 01:50:59,074 --> 01:51:01,031 ? I'm a national breakout 1639 01:51:01,114 --> 01:51:04,790 ? So let me check your play-list, mama 1640 01:51:04,875 --> 01:51:07,150 ? Come on, let's make out 1641 01:51:08,435 --> 01:51:10,312 ? I'm high on the chart 1642 01:51:10,395 --> 01:51:13,228 ? Tipped for the top 1643 01:51:14,594 --> 01:51:16,585 ? But till I'm in your heart 1644 01:51:16,675 --> 01:51:19,747 ? I ain't never gonna stop 1645 01:51:20,756 --> 01:51:23,552 ? Never, never, baby 1646 01:51:25,155 --> 01:51:28,387 There's this brass standing on the corner, 1647 01:51:28,476 --> 01:51:30,626 a dwarf walks up carrying a suitcase 1648 01:51:30,715 --> 01:51:32,273 says "How much?" 1649 01:51:32,356 --> 01:51:35,985 She says "A oner", he says "All right," takes her off. 1650 01:51:36,075 --> 01:51:39,671 Says "All right, clothes off, get on the bed," she lays down, 1651 01:51:39,756 --> 01:51:42,748 dwarf opens the suitcase and pulls out four springs, 1652 01:51:42,837 --> 01:51:45,111 puts one on each hand and foot, 1653 01:51:45,196 --> 01:51:48,029 bounces over and gets on top of her, boing, 1654 01:51:48,116 --> 01:51:50,027 bouncin' up and down, 1655 01:51:50,116 --> 01:51:53,826 boing boing, gives her the best shag she's ever had, 1656 01:51:53,917 --> 01:51:56,111 he's on her for two hours, 1657 01:51:56,196 --> 01:51:59,507 and it's the best fuck she's ever had. 1658 01:51:59,596 --> 01:52:04,955 She's like, "That was amazing, the best fuck I've ever had. 1659 01:52:05,036 --> 01:52:07,107 "What technique d'you call that?" 1660 01:52:07,196 --> 01:52:10,269 He says Four Spring Dwarf Technique. 1661 01:52:13,117 --> 01:52:15,916 There were two old guns. Where are they now? 1662 01:52:15,998 --> 01:52:17,112 Not in the cabinet. 1663 01:52:17,197 --> 01:52:20,269 There were some old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying. 1664 01:52:20,358 --> 01:52:23,155 - They were ours. We sold them. - Unsell them! 1665 01:52:23,237 --> 01:52:24,956 They were ours.... 1666 01:52:25,037 --> 01:52:28,075 I'm not fucking interested. 1667 01:52:28,157 --> 01:52:31,787 If you don't wanna be counting the fingers you haven't got, 1668 01:52:31,878 --> 01:52:34,676 0r sharing a bed with the Antichrist 1669 01:52:34,759 --> 01:52:38,752 I suggest you get those guns. Quick! 1670 01:52:39,839 --> 01:52:41,192 All right. 1671 01:52:41,279 --> 01:52:44,191 And get us an ice cream while you're at it. 1672 01:53:05,920 --> 01:53:08,036 That takes care of that lot, son. 1673 01:53:11,000 --> 01:53:14,231 Ha-hey! Go on, son!