1
00:22:03,064 --> 00:22:07,137
I can't believe that I'm actually here
and I'm gonna see them in the flesh...

2
00:22:07,264 --> 00:22:11,177
...because, like, Dujour is, like,
my most favourite band of all time!

3
00:22:12,744 --> 00:22:17,135
I just wanna touch them! I don't care
which one! I don't care where!

4
00:22:17,744 --> 00:22:20,941
I got all of the trading cards,
and all their CDs...

5
00:22:21,064 --> 00:22:25,455
...and all my gear's from their
clothing line, Dujour Couture.

6
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:29,937
I mean, I straight up love 'em.
We're, you know, like brothers.

7
00:22:31,344 --> 00:22:34,017
Oh, my God! They're here! They're here!

8
00:22:51,264 --> 00:22:53,334
? Backdoor lover

9
00:22:59,304 --> 00:23:03,422
? They say this kind of love is wrong,
but you know it feels so right

10
00:23:03,544 --> 00:23:07,662
? Running my hands across your cheeks,
they're, oh, so smooth and white

11
00:23:07,784 --> 00:23:11,174
? Leave the light on, baby,
and unlock your back door

12
00:23:11,544 --> 00:23:15,776
? I'm comin' through that way tonight
to love you for sure

13
00:23:15,904 --> 00:23:20,102
? Lyin' on your bed, starin' up at the moon

14
00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:23,375
? You got me crazy, gotta love you soon

15
00:23:23,504 --> 00:23:25,938
? I'm your backdoor lover

16
00:23:26,064 --> 00:23:28,134
? Comin' from behind
with the lights down low

17
00:23:28,264 --> 00:23:29,936
? Backdoor lover

18
00:23:30,064 --> 00:23:32,020
? Just you and me, no one has to know

19
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:34,100
? Backdoor lover

20
00:23:34,224 --> 00:23:35,976
? Gonna meet you there at the secret spot

21
00:23:36,104 --> 00:23:40,222
? I'll show you a love that's more than hot

22
00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:45,020
We are here exclusive on the tarmac
as Dujour heads off on their world tour.

23
00:23:45,144 --> 00:23:48,659
A year ago, would you have ever
imagined number one song and video?

24
00:23:48,784 --> 00:23:50,820
We're number one, comin' to you!

25
00:23:50,944 --> 00:23:54,903
Marco, I gotta tell you, there's
a lady up there in a wedding dress.

26
00:23:55,024 --> 00:23:58,460
- Keep buyin' the records, baby!
- Can you send it back to the studio?

27
00:23:58,584 --> 00:24:01,735
(they hum the "Entertainment
Tonight" theme tune)

28
00:24:06,744 --> 00:24:09,212
? I'm your backdoor lover

29
00:24:09,344 --> 00:24:11,221
? Comin' from behind
with the lights down low

30
00:24:11,344 --> 00:24:13,300
? Backdoor lover

31
00:24:13,424 --> 00:24:15,255
? Just you and me, no one has to know

32
00:24:15,384 --> 00:24:17,261
? Backdoor lover

33
00:24:17,384 --> 00:24:19,261
? Gonna meet you there at the secret spot

34
00:24:19,384 --> 00:24:23,502
? I'll show you a love that's more than hot

35
00:24:23,624 --> 00:24:25,694
? Backdoor lover

36
00:24:25,824 --> 00:24:27,780
? Comin' from behind
with the lights down low

37
00:24:27,904 --> 00:24:29,462
? Backdoor lover

38
00:24:29,584 --> 00:24:32,052
All right. We land in
Riverdale in half an hour.

39
00:24:32,184 --> 00:24:35,062
Then on to the Riverdale
Rise and Shine show.

40
00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:37,903
Afternoon in store,
gig at eight. Questions?

41
00:24:38,024 --> 00:24:41,334
Yo, Wyatt. My limited-edition Coke can
has me with a goatee.

42
00:24:41,464 --> 00:24:44,820
Everybody knows I shaved
for the "Don't Tell Your Papa" video.

43
00:24:44,944 --> 00:24:46,775
This is wiggedy-wack, Wyatt.

44
00:24:46,904 --> 00:24:49,099
What's wiggedy-wack
is your damn monkey.

45
00:24:49,224 --> 00:24:52,261
- Oh, here we go with the monkey again.
- Yes, here we go again.

46
00:24:52,664 --> 00:24:56,623
First it pooed on my incense. Then it
decided to poo on my two little balls...

47
00:24:56,744 --> 00:24:58,939
...and on my picture
of Swami Muktananda.

48
00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:01,055
Tell this man that Dujour means hygiene.

49
00:25:01,184 --> 00:25:05,177
Maybe if you showed Dr Zaius respect,
Dr Zaius will stop showing you the poo!

50
00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:08,341
- Gentlemen...
- I'll kill you! I will rip out your heart!

51
00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:12,655
- Whoa! You didn't touch it.
- Eye contact. Hand.

52
00:25:12,784 --> 00:25:15,139
Eye contact. Hand.

53
00:25:16,024 --> 00:25:18,413
We'll talk to Coke about the cans.

54
00:25:19,344 --> 00:25:21,812
And try and clean up after the doctor. OK?

55
00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,060
OK?

56
00:25:25,584 --> 00:25:28,542
- Yo, man, I'm sorry. My bad.
- It's all good.

57
00:25:31,424 --> 00:25:35,702
Wyatt, could you maybe talk to Marco
about him always doin' my face?

58
00:25:35,824 --> 00:25:39,453
You remember in the "What" video,
I established the... face?

59
00:25:39,584 --> 00:25:42,781
Ever since, every time you see Marco,
he's doing the... face.

60
00:25:42,904 --> 00:25:45,816
And it's mine.
You look at him on TRL. "Hi, Carson."

61
00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:48,663
On the Kids' Choice Awards.
"This is ours? Thanks."

62
00:25:48,784 --> 00:25:52,538
Right here on the cover of Seventeen.
"Hi, little girl. Beauty secrets?"

63
00:25:52,664 --> 00:25:55,337
It's my face. It's my face.

64
00:25:55,464 --> 00:25:58,695
Hey, Travis, am I doin' your face?
Cos God forbid I do your face.

65
00:25:58,824 --> 00:26:00,735
Cos it's such a good face.

66
00:26:02,224 --> 00:26:04,692
- Boys, boys, boys.
- It's my face!

67
00:26:07,104 --> 00:26:08,378
It's my face!

68
00:26:08,504 --> 00:26:11,974
- Dujour means friendship.
- Thank you, Les. Now listen.

69
00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,935
(Travis sobs)

70
00:26:14,064 --> 00:26:16,180
Let's all take a moment.

71
00:26:16,304 --> 00:26:19,455
When we land,
I will call the choreographer...

72
00:26:19,584 --> 00:26:21,814
...and she will give you a new face.

73
00:26:21,944 --> 00:26:25,778
- Mama couldn't give you a good face.
- Take that back right now!

74
00:26:27,624 --> 00:26:29,979
- I'm sorry, Travis.
- Thank you.

75
00:26:30,104 --> 00:26:33,141
- You can have a new face too.
- Dujour means family.

76
00:26:33,664 --> 00:26:36,656
Dujour means teamwork. Teamwork.

77
00:26:37,104 --> 00:26:39,299
So, how are we? Are we good?

78
00:26:39,424 --> 00:26:41,415
Are we happy? Are we dope?

79
00:26:41,544 --> 00:26:43,375
- Word.
- Wicked.

80
00:26:43,504 --> 00:26:46,462
Yo, Wyatt?
Wyatt, there was one more thing.

81
00:26:47,824 --> 00:26:49,780
Yes?

82
00:26:50,584 --> 00:26:54,896
Well, we were, like, working on some
remixes of the last single, right?

83
00:26:55,024 --> 00:26:59,415
And... we heard, like,
a really strange background track...

84
00:26:59,544 --> 00:27:03,901
...and we were wonderin' whether or not
you knew what it was all about.

85
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:20,740
Gee. You know,
I've no idea what that was.

86
00:27:21,784 --> 00:27:25,140
- Where did it come from?
- I mean, we just want some answers.

87
00:27:25,264 --> 00:27:27,903
The answers I will provide.

88
00:27:29,744 --> 00:27:31,894
I'll be right back.

89
00:27:36,144 --> 00:27:38,294
Take the Chevy to the levee.

90
00:27:45,184 --> 00:27:46,663
Whoa!

91
00:27:48,664 --> 00:27:51,656
Hey, that guy in the parachute
looks just like Wyatt.

92
00:27:51,784 --> 00:27:54,696
Oh, yeah? Does he look like this,
or like this?

93
00:27:57,184 --> 00:28:01,541
Dujour means seat belts!
Dujour means crash positions!

94
00:28:07,704 --> 00:28:10,059
Looks like we need to find a new band.

95
00:28:30,344 --> 00:28:32,904
? I'm a punk rock prom queen

96
00:28:33,024 --> 00:28:35,299
? Brown paper magazine

97
00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:37,540
? Hotter than you've ever seen

98
00:28:37,664 --> 00:28:39,780
? Everywhere and in between

99
00:28:39,904 --> 00:28:42,259
? I'm a ten-ticket thrill ride

100
00:28:42,384 --> 00:28:44,614
? Don't you wanna come inside?

101
00:28:44,744 --> 00:28:47,178
? A five-star triple threat,
hardest of the hard to get

102
00:28:47,304 --> 00:28:49,420
? No one's little red Corvette,
ain't seen nothin' like it yet

103
00:28:49,544 --> 00:28:51,660
? It took six whole hours

104
00:28:51,784 --> 00:28:53,854
? And five long days

105
00:28:53,984 --> 00:28:57,659
? For all your lies to come undone

106
00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:03,659
? And those three small words
were way too late

107
00:29:04,424 --> 00:29:06,892
? Cos you can't see that I'm the one

108
00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:20,499
? I'm your late-night head rush

109
00:29:20,744 --> 00:29:22,974
? Ace-high royal flush

110
00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,414
? Red velvet orange crush

111
00:29:25,544 --> 00:29:27,819
? You just don't impress me much

112
00:29:27,944 --> 00:29:29,900
? A glossy double-cover spread

113
00:29:30,544 --> 00:29:32,660
? Opened up inside your head

114
00:29:32,784 --> 00:29:35,173
? A black cherry paradise,
half the sugar, twice the spice,

115
00:29:35,304 --> 00:29:37,295
? I don't wanna treat you nice,
come on, baby, roll the dice

116
00:29:37,424 --> 00:29:39,494
? It took six whole hours

117
00:29:39,624 --> 00:29:41,933
? And five long days

118
00:29:42,304 --> 00:29:45,501
? For all your lies to come undone

119
00:29:46,864 --> 00:29:51,938
? And those three small words
were way too late

120
00:29:52,544 --> 00:29:56,093
? Can't you see that I'm the one?

121
00:30:13,064 --> 00:30:17,694
? It took six whole hours
and five long days

122
00:30:17,824 --> 00:30:21,134
? For all your lies to come undone

123
00:30:22,664 --> 00:30:25,098
? And those three small words

124
00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:27,533
? Were way too late

125
00:30:28,304 --> 00:30:30,738
? Cos you can't see that I'm the one

126
00:30:32,504 --> 00:30:37,055
? It took six whole hours
and five long days

127
00:30:37,184 --> 00:30:40,620
? For all your lies to come undone

128
00:30:42,024 --> 00:30:47,178
? And those three small words
were way too late

129
00:30:47,824 --> 00:30:51,863
? Cos you can't see that I'm the one

130
00:30:58,264 --> 00:31:00,619
Thank you!

131
00:31:01,864 --> 00:31:03,183
Thank you, guys.

132
00:31:03,304 --> 00:31:04,783
Real nice! Real nice!

133
00:31:04,904 --> 00:31:06,701
Thanks for coming out.

134
00:31:08,944 --> 00:31:11,299
You're a great crowd.

135
00:31:12,024 --> 00:31:14,379
(PA) OK, girls. We need the lane now.

136
00:31:15,224 --> 00:31:17,135
And your shoes.

137
00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:21,299
- So how did we do?
- $20.

138
00:31:22,104 --> 00:31:24,140
Minus $5 shoe rental.

139
00:31:24,264 --> 00:31:26,095
$15.

140
00:31:26,224 --> 00:31:27,577
Each.

141
00:31:27,704 --> 00:31:29,296
$5.

142
00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:35,414
You know, all things considered,
I'd say this was our best show yet.

143
00:31:35,544 --> 00:31:37,535
We just need to build a following.

144
00:31:37,664 --> 00:31:39,859
(? "Backdoor Lover" on car radio)

145
00:31:42,384 --> 00:31:45,182
Look! Skanky had a rock show
and nobody came.

146
00:31:45,824 --> 00:31:51,023
Did you guys all coordinate, or are you
wearing the same thing by accident?

147
00:31:51,144 --> 00:31:54,261
At least we're not wearing
stupid bunny ears.

148
00:31:54,384 --> 00:31:58,536
They're not bunny, they're leopard.
And they're not stupid, they're special.

149
00:31:58,664 --> 00:32:00,097
- We're special.
- Yeah...

150
00:32:00,224 --> 00:32:02,135
...special ed!

151
00:32:04,704 --> 00:32:08,663
Enjoy the gutters, Josie.
You'll be playing there for ever.

152
00:32:23,584 --> 00:32:25,575
Hey...

153
00:32:25,704 --> 00:32:27,660
Hey, come on.

154
00:32:28,344 --> 00:32:30,300
Who's a rock star?

155
00:32:31,624 --> 00:32:34,422
- Who's a rock star?
- I am.

156
00:32:35,864 --> 00:32:37,820
That's right.

157
00:32:37,944 --> 00:32:40,139
There you go.

158
00:32:48,424 --> 00:32:50,699
(? "Real Wild Child")

159
00:33:13,664 --> 00:33:16,019
Looking good, McCoy!

160
00:33:21,184 --> 00:33:23,618
Alan M. What's... what's goin' on?

161
00:33:24,624 --> 00:33:26,023
Uh...

162
00:33:26,144 --> 00:33:28,419
The, uh... truck died.

163
00:33:30,264 --> 00:33:34,098
? Josie, did I bust the carburator?

164
00:33:34,944 --> 00:33:38,095
? Overload the alternator?

165
00:33:38,344 --> 00:33:39,936
Jump in any time.

166
00:33:40,064 --> 00:33:42,294
? Abuse the accelerator?

167
00:33:42,424 --> 00:33:44,380
Nice!

168
00:33:46,304 --> 00:33:49,614
You can't drive this uphill
when it's hot outside. I told you.

169
00:33:49,744 --> 00:33:53,942
You don't deserve a truck this good.
You totally take it for granted.

170
00:33:54,424 --> 00:33:57,496
? Takin' my truck for granted

171
00:33:57,624 --> 00:34:01,412
? She says I'm takin' my truck for granted

172
00:34:03,664 --> 00:34:05,734
Um... Jos?

173
00:34:06,504 --> 00:34:10,816
Did, uh... did you ever
wanna tell someone something...

174
00:34:10,944 --> 00:34:15,301
...but... you weren't sure
if, uh... you should, you know?

175
00:34:15,984 --> 00:34:18,339
- Yeah.
- You know, cos you didn't know...

176
00:34:18,464 --> 00:34:23,015
...what their reaction might be,
or... if it was the right thing to do?

177
00:34:24,544 --> 00:34:28,059
You should tell them.
You should always tell them.

178
00:34:29,744 --> 00:34:33,703
Cos... cos there's this guy at work.
He just reeks, you know?

179
00:34:35,864 --> 00:34:37,741
- A guy.
- Yeah.

180
00:34:37,864 --> 00:34:40,503
- Smelly guy.
- Oh, God, Josie. No, not just smelly.

181
00:34:40,624 --> 00:34:44,253
I'm talking like... like
hot, wet garbage on a sunny day.

182
00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:47,376
It's just... I think
there's a problem, you know?

183
00:34:47,504 --> 00:34:49,859
It's like a stadium bathroom
or something...

184
00:34:49,984 --> 00:34:52,054
...and no one seems
to want to say anything.

185
00:34:52,184 --> 00:34:54,652
I know you would
say something, though, right?

186
00:34:54,784 --> 00:34:56,854
Yeah. See, that's what I love about you.

187
00:34:56,984 --> 00:34:59,259
We can just... we can just talk about stuff.

188
00:34:59,584 --> 00:35:03,213
- That's what I'm here for.
- You know, that's so cool.

189
00:35:09,504 --> 00:35:11,699
(Josie) Mm. Good ramen.

190
00:35:11,824 --> 00:35:14,543
I don't think people know
how far one pack can go.

191
00:35:14,664 --> 00:35:17,337
Honk, honk. Who brought doughnuts?

192
00:35:18,224 --> 00:35:20,943
Don't think that this
makes up for you missing our gig.

193
00:35:21,064 --> 00:35:24,261
I'm sure we didn't miss much.
Nice management skills, brother.

194
00:35:24,384 --> 00:35:28,377
- Build yourself a nice fat girl group.
- Hello, Alexandra. Have you lost weight?

195
00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:30,654
- Bite me, Bambi.
- OK. Alexandra?

196
00:35:30,784 --> 00:35:33,617
- Why don't you go wait in the car?
- Make me, nose job.

197
00:35:33,744 --> 00:35:35,496
- Implants.
- Penile.

198
00:35:35,624 --> 00:35:39,173
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's the second time today, isn't it?

199
00:35:40,544 --> 00:35:42,614
So, ladies. How'd our set go?

200
00:35:42,744 --> 00:35:44,974
You would know if you had been there.

201
00:35:45,144 --> 00:35:48,500
I'm running a management company.
I can't be everywhere at once.

202
00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:51,934
Oh, wouldn't that be cool, though,
if you could?

203
00:35:52,064 --> 00:35:54,578
I could be here, and in there.

204
00:35:55,184 --> 00:35:57,778
And I could be in the living room...

205
00:35:57,904 --> 00:36:00,862
...and in the family room,
and over here...

206
00:36:01,464 --> 00:36:05,537
Alexander, you don't have any other
clients. Where else do you need to be?

207
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:09,054
On the streets, spreading
the gospel of the Pussycats.

208
00:36:09,184 --> 00:36:11,857
I'm out there
working my butt off for you guys.

209
00:36:11,984 --> 00:36:14,498
I'm handing out fliers,
I'm working the masses...

210
00:36:14,624 --> 00:36:16,979
Waiting in line for Dujour tickets.

211
00:36:17,504 --> 00:36:19,699
It's for business. I... Uh...

212
00:36:19,824 --> 00:36:23,373
Checking out the competition.
I don't like Dujour. It's... Dujour.

213
00:36:23,504 --> 00:36:26,576
And I could be back in this room,
and I could go in the closet.

214
00:36:26,704 --> 00:36:30,538
Hello? Uh-huh. Oh, you want
a demo tape of the Pussycats?

215
00:36:30,984 --> 00:36:34,056
- Your phone didn't even ring.
- It's on vibrate.

216
00:36:34,744 --> 00:36:38,498
Um, so... so, yeah. I gotta go right now.
You want it right now? OK. Yeah.

217
00:36:38,624 --> 00:36:41,343
I'll see you guys later.
All right, I'm on it.

218
00:36:41,464 --> 00:36:43,694
You guys know he's lying.

219
00:36:43,824 --> 00:36:45,974
You know your fly is open?

220
00:36:49,184 --> 00:36:51,539
You know, you... suck!

221
00:36:56,464 --> 00:37:00,343
That's perfect! Even our manager
wants to see another band.

222
00:37:00,544 --> 00:37:02,614
You guys? Come here, quick.

223
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,215
Hi, I'm Serena Altschul with MTV News.

224
00:37:08,344 --> 00:37:12,019
We have just received a confirmed report
that pop sensation Dujour...

225
00:37:12,144 --> 00:37:17,218
...disappeared in their private jet today,
<i>40</i> miles east of the town of Riverdale.

226
00:37:17,344 --> 00:37:21,940
Authorities are still trying to
determine the whereabouts of the plane.

227
00:37:22,064 --> 00:37:24,419
MegaRecords has yet
to release a statement...

228
00:37:24,544 --> 00:37:29,493
...but has released a commemorative box
set, complete with a history of Dujour...

229
00:37:29,624 --> 00:37:32,661
...in stores tomorrow.
- Those poor boys.

230
00:37:33,304 --> 00:37:36,455
...in what seems to be
yet another rock'n'roll tragedy.

231
00:37:36,584 --> 00:37:40,782
But they didn't say they were dead.
They said they were missing.

232
00:37:40,904 --> 00:37:46,058
I say we raise money for a search party,
and we hold a bake sale!

233
00:37:46,184 --> 00:37:48,140
Yes!

234
00:37:51,784 --> 00:37:54,344
Man, that is so sad.

235
00:37:54,464 --> 00:37:56,898
It can all be over in a flash.

236
00:37:58,384 --> 00:38:00,340
I know.

237
00:38:00,944 --> 00:38:03,333
But at least they had a record deal.

238
00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:06,020
We can have a record deal.

239
00:38:06,144 --> 00:38:10,137
It's just that we can't sit around here
waiting for it to happen.

240
00:38:10,264 --> 00:38:12,220
We have to make it happen!

241
00:38:12,344 --> 00:38:14,096
And you know what?

242
00:38:14,224 --> 00:38:18,854
Life... life is short,
and we... we are musicians.

243
00:38:18,984 --> 00:38:22,135
And that means that we should be
out there playing music.

244
00:38:22,264 --> 00:38:26,143
We do play. And we rock.
But nobody shows. Nobody cares.

245
00:38:26,864 --> 00:38:31,415
I care. And you know what? When life
gives you lemons, you make lemonade!

246
00:38:31,544 --> 00:38:35,503
- And when the going gets tough...
- The tough make lemonade!

247
00:38:36,984 --> 00:38:39,373
- Right.
- Good. We're all on the same page.

248
00:38:39,944 --> 00:38:42,174
Pack up your bass. This way!

249
00:38:42,584 --> 00:38:44,939
? The best things in life are free

250
00:38:45,384 --> 00:38:47,773
? But you can keep them
for the birds and bees

251
00:38:47,904 --> 00:38:50,623
- ? Give me money
- ? That's what I want

252
00:38:50,744 --> 00:38:53,577
- ? That's what I want
- ? That's what I want

253
00:38:53,704 --> 00:38:57,538
? That's what I want, yeah

254
00:38:58,024 --> 00:38:59,935
? That's what I want

255
00:39:00,064 --> 00:39:02,976
- ? Give me money
- ? That's what I want

256
00:39:03,104 --> 00:39:06,062
- ? Lots of money
- ? That's what I want

257
00:39:08,224 --> 00:39:10,340
- I live for these pink shoes.
- Yeah.

258
00:39:10,464 --> 00:39:14,457
- So much cooler than our red shoes.
- You guys! Pink is the new red.

259
00:39:19,704 --> 00:39:22,935
Wyatt Frame. I'm with the label.
I'm scouting for new talent...

260
00:39:23,064 --> 00:39:26,215
...and I wondered if
there was anyone worth hearing.

261
00:39:26,344 --> 00:39:28,733
I saw the card,
but I missed everything else.

262
00:39:28,864 --> 00:39:33,016
- Start over while I change songs.
- No, wait. Play this.

263
00:39:33,144 --> 00:39:35,294
It's the new single from Dujour.

264
00:39:35,424 --> 00:39:39,019
Recorded just a few days ago,
before the... disappearance.

265
00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:41,899
I'd really like to test the reaction.

266
00:39:42,584 --> 00:39:44,734
Right on.

267
00:39:45,784 --> 00:39:48,662
Check this out, y'all!
I got the world premi�re...

268
00:39:48,784 --> 00:39:51,582
...of the last single ever
from the late, great Dujour.

269
00:39:51,704 --> 00:39:55,094
Just for all you right here
in the store. Check this out.

270
00:39:55,224 --> 00:39:58,534
? Nobody rocks the mike like Dujour

271
00:39:59,184 --> 00:40:02,540
? Ride on a motorbike with Dujour

272
00:40:03,344 --> 00:40:06,734
? Kickin' it in a Benz with Dujour

273
00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:12,422
- This is the best! I love this song!
- Oh, it's their best ever!

274
00:40:12,544 --> 00:40:17,015
- If I don't buy it, everybody will hate me!
- Totally! And I also want orange shoes.

275
00:40:17,144 --> 00:40:20,295
Yeah! Orange shoes are so much cooler
than stupid pink shoes.

276
00:40:20,424 --> 00:40:22,779
You guys! Orange is the new pink!

277
00:40:23,824 --> 00:40:25,780
I am sick of my Reebok sweats.

278
00:40:25,904 --> 00:40:27,940
I need some... Puma sweats.

279
00:40:28,064 --> 00:40:30,498
And I gotta buy a six-pack of Zima.

280
00:40:30,624 --> 00:40:33,900
- Dude, you don't drink.
- I think I should start.

281
00:40:36,584 --> 00:40:39,735
Yes, I think they responded
to that very well, actually.

282
00:40:39,864 --> 00:40:44,142
I think that song sucks. I plug my ears
when crap like that comes on.

283
00:40:44,264 --> 00:40:47,142
Really? Well, everybody else
seemed to like it.

284
00:40:47,264 --> 00:40:49,539
Because they're mindless drones...

285
00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:52,940
...who will gobble up
anything you tell them is cool.

286
00:40:53,064 --> 00:40:54,577
I see.

287
00:40:54,704 --> 00:40:57,901
Wow! You're a real
freethinker, aren't you?

288
00:40:58,024 --> 00:41:02,939
I'd love to talk to you some more. People
in the recording industry, like me...

289
00:41:03,064 --> 00:41:06,181
...want to hear the opinion
of individuals like yourself.

290
00:41:06,304 --> 00:41:08,864
Find out what
we're doing wrong, you know.

291
00:41:08,984 --> 00:41:11,737
Yeah, right!
How much time do you have?

292
00:41:12,784 --> 00:41:15,423
As much as you want. After you.

293
00:41:17,304 --> 00:41:18,737
Smells like Teen Spirit.

294
00:41:19,464 --> 00:41:21,932
Well, this must be my lucky day.

295
00:41:22,064 --> 00:41:26,216
A real nonconformist. I'm so interested
to hear what else you have to say.

296
00:41:26,344 --> 00:41:28,904
First of all, I don't understand what...

297
00:41:30,144 --> 00:41:31,702
Gosh, that's fascinating.

298
00:41:31,824 --> 00:41:33,416
(phone rings)

299
00:41:33,544 --> 00:41:35,421
- Frame.
- I'm waiting.

300
00:41:36,024 --> 00:41:40,381
I'm onto it, Fiona. You wouldn't believe
this place. It's a cultural wasteland.

301
00:41:40,504 --> 00:41:44,258
Stop making excuses and
get your ass back here with a band!

302
00:41:44,384 --> 00:41:48,059
Tomorrow. I'll have a new band for you
in the morning, I swear.

303
00:41:48,184 --> 00:41:50,618
Then you'll still have a job... maybe.

304
00:41:57,664 --> 00:42:01,543
OK, girls. This is it.
Pussycats... unplugged.

305
00:42:01,664 --> 00:42:03,256
Let's hear it.

306
00:42:03,384 --> 00:42:05,614
One, two. One, two, three!

307
00:42:06,624 --> 00:42:08,854
Whoa, whoa!
What do you think you're doing?

308
00:42:08,984 --> 00:42:13,819
You can't play here. I've got things to sell.
They're new. They're orange.

309
00:42:13,944 --> 00:42:17,141
- So?
- So, look at you. You're... With the...

310
00:42:17,264 --> 00:42:19,698
Who's gonna come into my store
with you outside?

311
00:42:19,824 --> 00:42:22,338
The last I checked,
this was a free country.

312
00:42:22,464 --> 00:42:25,615
Well, the last I checked,
I was calling the cops.

313
00:42:28,424 --> 00:42:30,654
"Get your ass back here with a band."

314
00:42:31,664 --> 00:42:34,383
I'd like to see her
move her ass once. Just once.

315
00:42:36,344 --> 00:42:38,221
Like he's really gonna call the cops.

316
00:42:38,344 --> 00:42:40,300
(siren)

317
00:42:40,664 --> 00:42:41,938
Run!

318
00:42:43,624 --> 00:42:47,219
This is impossible! Where the hell
am I supposed to find a...?

319
00:42:51,664 --> 00:42:57,216
(radio)? Though it's cold and lonely
in the deep dark night

320
00:42:58,424 --> 00:43:04,693
? I can see paradise
by the dashboard light

321
00:43:05,384 --> 00:43:11,300
? Though it's cold and lonely
in the deep dark night

322
00:43:11,624 --> 00:43:13,455
Hello, ladies.

323
00:43:13,584 --> 00:43:16,621
Wyatt Frame, MegaRecords.

324
00:43:20,144 --> 00:43:22,419
Girls, I can't tell you how happy I am...

325
00:43:22,544 --> 00:43:25,616
...to be sitting at this table
with the Pussyhats.

326
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:29,174
Pussycats.

327
00:43:29,384 --> 00:43:32,899
Yes, of course. That would explain
why you're not wearing any.

328
00:43:35,184 --> 00:43:36,856
Hats.

329
00:43:36,984 --> 00:43:40,294
OK. I speak on behalf
of everyone at the label...

330
00:43:40,424 --> 00:43:44,417
...when I say that we'd love for you
to sign with... MegaRecords.

331
00:43:45,704 --> 00:43:48,901
- Whoa! Wait! Whoa! Don't sign anything.
- Who is this?

332
00:43:49,024 --> 00:43:51,333
Alexander Cabot III.
The Pussycats' manager.

333
00:43:51,464 --> 00:43:55,821
Really? In that case you'll be entitled
to 15 per cent of everything they make.

334
00:43:55,944 --> 00:43:59,254
I'm his sister, Alexandra. Love the accent.

335
00:43:59,384 --> 00:44:02,342
(mimics accent) I used to summer
on the Continent. Fancy a snog?

336
00:44:02,464 --> 00:44:06,013
- Fancy a mint?
- Wait a minute. You... want to sign us?

337
00:44:06,344 --> 00:44:10,622
- I mean, you've never even heard us play.
- Oh! Oh, oh. I'm sorry.

338
00:44:10,744 --> 00:44:14,783
I thought you were a rock band
that wanted to sign with a major label.

339
00:44:14,904 --> 00:44:17,338
- My bad.
- No, no, no! Wait!

340
00:44:17,464 --> 00:44:19,420
No. No, it's...

341
00:44:19,984 --> 00:44:22,373
I just didn't know
it could happen this fast.

342
00:44:22,504 --> 00:44:26,258
Well, that's the music biz for you.
If you wait for it to slow down...

343
00:44:26,384 --> 00:44:29,581
...it might pass you by -
look what happened to the Beastie Boys.

344
00:44:29,704 --> 00:44:32,059
But they're huge stars.

345
00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:34,301
I know.

346
00:44:39,264 --> 00:44:41,414
Excuse me. I have to...

347
00:44:43,904 --> 00:44:45,860
- Bathroom?
- Yeah. Me, too.

348
00:44:46,464 --> 00:44:48,534
- I went before we left.
- Good for you.

349
00:44:48,664 --> 00:44:52,543
You should always try to go to the
bathroom, even if you don't have to...

350
00:44:56,744 --> 00:44:57,699
OK, this is crazy.

351
00:44:57,824 --> 00:45:00,384
- Gotta gloss.
- It won't hide the moustache.

352
00:45:00,504 --> 00:45:03,701
Honk, honk. If you're having
a band meeting, I should be here.

353
00:45:03,824 --> 00:45:06,577
- It's a ladies' room!
- Nothin' I haven't seen before.

354
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:10,492
- Does anyone have change for a tampon?
- I'll be outside.

355
00:45:11,904 --> 00:45:14,543
Does anyone else think this is a little off?

356
00:45:14,664 --> 00:45:17,622
- Like what?
- Well, like that Wyatt guy, for one.

357
00:45:18,624 --> 00:45:22,014
Yeah. He ordered a triple cappuccino
and scooped off all the foam.

358
00:45:22,144 --> 00:45:23,497
Why not get an espresso?

359
00:45:23,624 --> 00:45:27,173
He kept folding his napkin like he's
afraid he doesn't have any friends.

360
00:45:27,304 --> 00:45:31,263
Just people who wanna use him
because he's just a big music guy.

361
00:45:31,384 --> 00:45:35,457
Yeah... But I was talking more about
the whole record contract thing.

362
00:45:35,584 --> 00:45:38,052
- I mean, it is super sudden.
- It is.

363
00:45:38,704 --> 00:45:43,380
But you said we had to go out and make
things happen for ourselves. And we did!

364
00:45:43,504 --> 00:45:47,622
I know. I just think maybe we should
think about this for a second.

365
00:45:52,344 --> 00:45:54,300
Yeah!

366
00:45:56,144 --> 00:46:00,422
Gee, Josie, how exciting for you. You'll
get to go away and make a record...

367
00:46:00,544 --> 00:46:05,299
...and poor Alan M will have to stay behind
in Riverdale, all alone, with me.

368
00:46:06,344 --> 00:46:09,541
I cannot believe that they let you
bring me to the city with you.

369
00:46:09,664 --> 00:46:11,382
- Sh.
- What?

370
00:46:11,504 --> 00:46:15,292
I had to tell them that, uh,
you're my guitar tech, so...

371
00:46:20,584 --> 00:46:23,656
You know what? I still don't
understand why you're here.

372
00:46:23,784 --> 00:46:26,582
- I'm here cos I was in the comic book.
- What?

373
00:46:27,024 --> 00:46:28,218
Nothing.

374
00:46:31,064 --> 00:46:33,020
Whoa!

375
00:46:33,144 --> 00:46:35,419
Whassup, big butt?

376
00:46:35,544 --> 00:46:38,012
- Shut up!
- Hey, you guys.

377
00:46:38,144 --> 00:46:41,295
You know how people always say
that this is the life?

378
00:46:41,424 --> 00:46:43,380
I think this is when they say it.

379
00:46:43,504 --> 00:46:45,779
- Private plane.
- Record deal.

380
00:46:45,904 --> 00:46:48,862
- Coasters.
- Loads of cash.

381
00:46:49,944 --> 00:46:52,299
Well, scratch that. We still poor.

382
00:46:52,424 --> 00:46:54,380
What? Pardon?

383
00:46:56,024 --> 00:46:57,980
Hang on.

384
00:46:59,944 --> 00:47:01,616
Yes?

385
00:47:01,744 --> 00:47:06,101
At least I don't think I need this any more.
The Riverdale muni bus pass.

386
00:47:07,424 --> 00:47:11,258
Guys, you know what? We have
the only bus passes in muni history...

387
00:47:11,384 --> 00:47:13,944
...with three people in the picture.

388
00:47:14,064 --> 00:47:16,419
It's not my fault
you both jumped in on mine.

389
00:47:16,544 --> 00:47:18,899
No, you both jumped in on mine.

390
00:47:19,744 --> 00:47:22,781
You know what, though?
We should keep these.

391
00:47:22,904 --> 00:47:25,054
Remind us where we came from.

392
00:47:25,424 --> 00:47:30,782
Hey, listen. Let's promise each other
something right here and right now, OK?

393
00:47:31,824 --> 00:47:35,863
No matter what happens,
if we become huge stars...

394
00:47:36,304 --> 00:47:40,536
...or if we end up
hitchhiking back to Riverdale...

395
00:47:41,184 --> 00:47:45,223
...we will always be friends first,
and a band second.

396
00:47:48,144 --> 00:47:50,180
- Friends first.
- Friends first.

397
00:47:50,944 --> 00:47:54,414
- I swear on my bus pass?
- I swear on my bus pass.

398
00:47:59,944 --> 00:48:01,775
Whoa, whoa. Don't worry, Lex.

399
00:48:01,904 --> 00:48:04,737
We're not going to have
any trouble with these girls.

400
00:48:05,024 --> 00:48:06,093
Oh, no.

401
00:48:11,904 --> 00:48:15,135
? Well, I feel good, yeah, I feel fine

402
00:48:17,064 --> 00:48:20,181
? I've stopped complaining all the time

403
00:48:22,424 --> 00:48:28,101
? You'll get yours
and, baby, I'll get mine, yeah

404
00:48:30,464 --> 00:48:33,661
? So don't be fooled by what you see

405
00:48:34,624 --> 00:48:38,776
? In movies, magazines and on TV

406
00:48:41,144 --> 00:48:46,059
? Cos what do they know
about you and me?

407
00:48:46,344 --> 00:48:48,858
? We don't care what they say

408
00:48:48,984 --> 00:48:55,014
? We'll be all right, we'll be OK

409
00:48:55,144 --> 00:48:56,497
? Yeah, yeah

410
00:49:00,424 --> 00:49:02,062
? Yeah, yeah

411
00:49:02,184 --> 00:49:05,142
? So stand up straight and stand up tall

412
00:49:06,504 --> 00:49:10,497
? Ain't got to waste your time
in shopping malls

413
00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:17,141
? Slam the door
and let's tear down the walls

414
00:49:18,064 --> 00:49:20,259
? Crank it up, let's mess around

415
00:49:20,904 --> 00:49:26,900
? Be who you are cos you're the star

416
00:49:27,024 --> 00:49:31,893
- ? Yeah, yeah
- ? You are the star

417
00:49:32,024 --> 00:49:38,577
? Yeah, yeah

418
00:49:42,024 --> 00:49:44,015
Jeez, it's so huge.

419
00:49:45,984 --> 00:49:48,134
Oh, this is only the beginning.

420
00:49:48,864 --> 00:49:51,936
Are you sure you should be
putting that up already?

421
00:49:52,064 --> 00:49:55,500
I mean, we haven't even
recorded anything yet.

422
00:49:56,544 --> 00:49:58,819
What if you don't like it?

423
00:49:59,864 --> 00:50:02,219
- What if nobody likes it?
- Oh, don't worry.

424
00:50:02,504 --> 00:50:05,814
If you screw up, we'll just
put somebody else up there.

425
00:50:13,504 --> 00:50:17,622
Hey, Wyatt. They got our name wrong.
We're not Josie and the Pussycats.

426
00:50:17,744 --> 00:50:21,657
- We're just the Pussycats.
- Oh. No. Josie's the singer.

427
00:50:21,784 --> 00:50:25,060
The public needs someone out front
to identify with. Trust me.

428
00:50:25,184 --> 00:50:27,982
Bands that have
the word "and" in the title...

429
00:50:28,104 --> 00:50:31,176
...sell twice as many records
as those that don't.

430
00:50:31,304 --> 00:50:35,183
What about the Beatles, the Rolling
Stones, the Backstreet Boys...?

431
00:50:35,304 --> 00:50:39,217
Yes, well, if you want to split hairs,
yes, of course. Obviously. Yes, yes!

432
00:50:39,344 --> 00:50:40,982
But I... Come on!

433
00:50:41,104 --> 00:50:44,574
Would you be more interested
in a band called the Pussycats...

434
00:50:44,704 --> 00:50:49,619
...or are you more likely to buy a CD,
or read a comic, or watch a cartoon...

435
00:50:49,744 --> 00:50:52,816
...or go and see a movie
about a trio of luscious ladies...

436
00:50:52,944 --> 00:50:56,823
...called Josie and the Pussycats? Hm?

437
00:50:57,544 --> 00:51:01,014
- It does have a nice ring to it.
- Oh, yes.

438
00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:08,820
Hey!

439
00:51:08,944 --> 00:51:12,300
Oh, so sorry, Valerie.
I'd no idea you weren't in here.

440
00:51:12,424 --> 00:51:14,380
Come on.

441
00:51:17,744 --> 00:51:19,894
(Melody) More coasters!

442
00:51:27,344 --> 00:51:31,223
What did I tell you, Fiona? Just think
Christina Aguilera times three.

443
00:51:31,344 --> 00:51:33,733
Except one of them's incredibly tan.

444
00:51:33,864 --> 00:51:37,903
Or else TLC with two white chicks.
Or, um... Hole.

445
00:51:38,024 --> 00:51:40,379
Wyatt, I get it
without the stupid analogies.

446
00:51:40,504 --> 00:51:44,861
Put 'em in the studio and we'll talk later.
The Feds are here with some foreigners.

447
00:51:44,984 --> 00:51:47,862
- Fiona, you won't be disappointed.
- I'd better not be.

448
00:51:47,984 --> 00:51:50,544
We can't afford another Dujour disaster.

449
00:51:52,304 --> 00:51:57,822
Welcome. I'm sure you're wondering why
Agent Kelly and the US government...

450
00:51:57,944 --> 00:52:01,653
...would be so interested
in what appears to be a record company.

451
00:52:01,784 --> 00:52:03,979
Well, I'm about to show you why.

452
00:52:30,944 --> 00:52:34,095
This is what our operation really does.

453
00:52:34,904 --> 00:52:36,622
(PA) Blue is the new orange.

454
00:52:36,744 --> 00:52:41,295
This is where it starts-the fads,
the fashions, the product placement.

455
00:52:42,264 --> 00:52:47,054
From here we control the most influential
demographic of the entire population.

456
00:52:47,344 --> 00:52:52,054
We decide everything, from what clothes
are in style to what slang is in vogue.

457
00:52:52,224 --> 00:52:56,422
Feathered tank tops, matching pants,
kind of a Buffy meets Chicken Run.

458
00:52:56,544 --> 00:53:00,014
- Feathers are the new rhinestones.
- "Cool" will be "jerkin"'.

459
00:53:00,144 --> 00:53:02,453
- As in "Dude, that's jerkin'."
- That's dirty.

460
00:53:02,584 --> 00:53:05,144
(Fiona) This is the epicentre of all trends.

461
00:53:05,264 --> 00:53:08,779
We turn your world
into one giant TV commercial.

462
00:53:08,944 --> 00:53:13,495
But how, you may ask,
can our operation be so effective?

463
00:53:15,184 --> 00:53:17,573
Sure, these kids
have brains like Play-Doh...

464
00:53:17,704 --> 00:53:20,138
...just waiting to be moulded into shape.

465
00:53:20,264 --> 00:53:23,700
But... but something else
must be going on, right?

466
00:53:23,824 --> 00:53:26,622
The Chinese guy knows
what I'm talking about.

467
00:53:27,304 --> 00:53:32,059
To answer some of your questions,
we've produced a short educational film.

468
00:53:33,824 --> 00:53:35,780
Lights!

469
00:53:38,464 --> 00:53:42,093
Hello. I'm Eugene Levy,
and yes... I'm an actor.

470
00:53:42,544 --> 00:53:44,500
No, I said cappuccino.

471
00:53:44,624 --> 00:53:47,343
I'm here to talk to you
about something very important.

472
00:53:47,464 --> 00:53:49,819
No, it's not about me or my career.

473
00:53:49,944 --> 00:53:53,300
I'm here to talk about subliminal
messages in rock'n'roll music.

474
00:53:53,424 --> 00:53:56,621
Or, as it's simply known
in some cultures, rock music.

475
00:53:57,264 --> 00:54:01,018
You see, for years the government
has been wisely coercing teenagers...

476
00:54:01,144 --> 00:54:04,739
...to buy products they normally
wouldn't want, just to get their money.

477
00:54:04,864 --> 00:54:08,823
Fact: kids don't have bills to pay.
Fact: they don't pay taxes.

478
00:54:08,944 --> 00:54:11,504
But they do baby-sit
and hold minimum-wage jobs...

479
00:54:11,624 --> 00:54:15,094
...that earn them wads of cash
as thick as... well, my body of work.

480
00:54:17,024 --> 00:54:19,060
But these kids today aren't dumb.

481
00:54:20,024 --> 00:54:22,174
They're not gonna buy just anything.

482
00:54:22,304 --> 00:54:26,217
That's why the government has been
planting subliminal suggestions...

483
00:54:26,344 --> 00:54:28,300
...in today's rock music.

484
00:54:28,424 --> 00:54:32,053
The results? We can now get these kids
to buy just about anything.

485
00:54:32,184 --> 00:54:34,778
We can have them
chasing a new trend every week.

486
00:54:34,904 --> 00:54:36,735
And that is good for the economy.

487
00:54:36,864 --> 00:54:39,936
And what's good for the economy
is good for the country.

488
00:54:40,064 --> 00:54:42,703
So God bless
the United States of America...

489
00:54:42,824 --> 00:54:45,463
...the most ass-kickin' country
in the world.

490
00:54:48,944 --> 00:54:51,219
But how can you control the rock bands?

491
00:54:51,344 --> 00:54:55,132
What if they find out about
the hidden messages in their music?

492
00:54:55,264 --> 00:54:58,495
Ever wonder why so many rock stars
die in plane crashes?

493
00:55:00,424 --> 00:55:02,540
Overdose on drugs?

494
00:55:03,264 --> 00:55:05,698
We've been doing this a long time.

495
00:55:05,824 --> 00:55:08,975
If they start to get too curious,
our options are endless!

496
00:55:09,104 --> 00:55:11,823
Bankruptcy! Scandals!
Religious conversions!

497
00:55:11,944 --> 00:55:17,735
We've created a highly rated TV show just
to explain what happens to these people.

498
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:29,816
(translation)
I loved the one on Leif Garrett.

499
00:55:36,584 --> 00:55:38,540
Wow.

500
00:55:38,664 --> 00:55:40,734
The walls are mushy!

501
00:55:42,784 --> 00:55:46,538
We brought some equipment in.
I assume it's to your liking.

502
00:55:48,904 --> 00:55:51,099
They're brand-new.

503
00:55:51,224 --> 00:55:53,658
I like this. It's got shiny knobs.

504
00:55:53,824 --> 00:55:55,621
No! No, no, no.

505
00:55:55,744 --> 00:55:57,541
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

506
00:55:57,664 --> 00:56:00,132
No, no, no, no, no. That we do not touch.

507
00:56:00,624 --> 00:56:04,139
It's only the most expensive
piece of equipment in the studio.

508
00:56:04,264 --> 00:56:06,380
The megasound 8000.

509
00:56:06,504 --> 00:56:10,656
Although the name sounds ominous,
it's actually just a high-tech processor.

510
00:56:10,784 --> 00:56:13,423
- How does it work?
- Why do you need to know that?

511
00:56:14,424 --> 00:56:16,813
What, is it a big secret or something?

512
00:56:16,944 --> 00:56:19,902
Wyatt's got a secret! Wyatt's got a secret!

513
00:56:20,024 --> 00:56:22,015
No, I don't. It's not a secret.

514
00:56:22,144 --> 00:56:24,704
Stop it! I'll tell you. I'll show you.

515
00:56:25,944 --> 00:56:28,094
Play a little something for me, would you?

516
00:56:35,304 --> 00:56:40,139
? It took six whole hours
and five long days

517
00:56:40,264 --> 00:56:43,700
? For all your lies to come undone

518
00:56:45,064 --> 00:56:49,854
? And those three small words
were way too late

519
00:56:50,624 --> 00:56:55,095
? Cos you can't see that I'm the one

520
00:56:58,304 --> 00:57:00,135
Perfect!

521
00:57:00,264 --> 00:57:02,539
Now, this'll just take a moment.

522
00:57:06,224 --> 00:57:09,614
And now, I'll play it back
with the megasound.

523
00:57:10,824 --> 00:57:15,136
? Those three small words
were way too late

524
00:57:15,984 --> 00:57:18,179
Is that us?

525
00:57:18,304 --> 00:57:20,499
It sounds so...

526
00:57:21,424 --> 00:57:23,813
- I want a Big Mac.
- What?

527
00:57:24,824 --> 00:57:27,782
- Mel, you're a vegetarian.
- I know, but suddenly I want one.

528
00:57:27,904 --> 00:57:30,737
- Maybe on the way back to the hotel?
- OK.

529
00:57:30,864 --> 00:57:35,062
As long as we can stop by a Foot Locker.
I'm dying for a pair of old school Tretorns.

530
00:57:35,184 --> 00:57:37,744
Jerkin'! Tretorns are the new Adidas!

531
00:57:39,944 --> 00:57:42,697
Ladies. Now, should I drop you
back at Riverdale mall?

532
00:57:42,824 --> 00:57:44,940
Or are you ready to make a record?

533
00:57:45,064 --> 00:57:47,214
Come on!

534
00:58:06,624 --> 00:58:09,184
One, two. One, two, three!

535
00:58:09,464 --> 00:58:12,661
? Well, he looks at me
with those innocent eyes

536
00:58:12,784 --> 00:58:15,856
? And says "It looks like
you're wearin' some kinda disguise

537
00:58:15,984 --> 00:58:19,260
? Because your hair sticks up,
your shoes are untied."

538
00:58:19,384 --> 00:58:22,296
? "I hope that you got
that shirt at half price."

539
00:58:22,424 --> 00:58:25,302
? And every word I say
falls flat on the floor

540
00:58:25,424 --> 00:58:28,700
? I try to tell a joke, he's heard it before

541
00:58:28,824 --> 00:58:31,896
? And I don't think
that I can take it no more

542
00:58:32,024 --> 00:58:35,255
? He's driving me right out my front door

543
00:58:35,704 --> 00:58:38,821
? Why do you do
what you do to me, baby?

544
00:58:38,944 --> 00:58:41,902
? You're shaking my confidence,
driving me crazy

545
00:58:42,024 --> 00:58:45,061
? You know if I could
I'd do anything for you

546
00:58:45,184 --> 00:58:48,460
? Please don't ignore me
cos you know I adore you

547
00:58:48,584 --> 00:58:51,701
? Can't you just pretend to be nice?

548
00:58:51,824 --> 00:58:55,100
? Can you at least pretend to be nice?

549
00:58:55,224 --> 00:58:58,455
? If you could just pretend to be nice

550
00:58:58,584 --> 00:59:02,133
? Well, everything in my life
would be all right

551
00:59:08,864 --> 00:59:11,378
- This is the best CD ever!
- Yeah.

552
00:59:11,984 --> 00:59:14,817
- I want some Gatorade.
- Gatorade is the new Snapple.

553
00:59:14,944 --> 00:59:17,504
? And I try so hard just to figure him out

554
00:59:17,624 --> 00:59:20,775
? But he won't tell me
what he's been thinking about

555
00:59:20,904 --> 00:59:24,101
? And then he falls asleep
on the living room couch

556
00:59:24,224 --> 00:59:27,296
? With his sunglasses on
and his tongue hanging out

557
00:59:27,424 --> 00:59:30,416
? Then he disappears for a week at a time

558
00:59:30,544 --> 00:59:34,059
? And then he shows up
just like everything's fine

559
00:59:34,344 --> 00:59:37,017
? I don't get what goes on in his mind

560
00:59:37,144 --> 00:59:40,420
? But I'm tired of hearing
the same stupid lines

561
00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:43,695
? Why do you do
what you do to me, baby?

562
00:59:43,824 --> 00:59:46,941
? You're shaking my confidence,
driving me crazy

563
00:59:47,064 --> 00:59:50,101
? You know if I could
I'd do anything for you

564
00:59:50,224 --> 00:59:53,341
? Please don't ignore me
cos you know I adore you

565
00:59:53,464 --> 00:59:56,615
? Can't you just pretend to be nice?

566
00:59:56,744 --> 01:00:00,419
? Can you at least pretend to be nice?

567
01:00:00,544 --> 01:00:03,741
? If you could just pretend to be nice

568
01:00:03,864 --> 01:00:06,936
? Well, everything in my life
would be all right

569
01:00:16,864 --> 01:00:21,938
? Well, everything in my life
would be all right, all right

570
01:00:29,304 --> 01:00:33,820
? Well, everything in my life
would be all right, all right

571
01:00:45,784 --> 01:00:48,378
This must be a misprint.

572
01:00:50,744 --> 01:00:52,700
Wait!

573
01:00:53,824 --> 01:00:58,614
Does anyone else think it's a little strange
that all this happened in a week?

574
01:01:04,104 --> 01:01:05,617
No!

575
01:01:19,104 --> 01:01:21,413
Who are you?

576
01:01:22,224 --> 01:01:24,180
We know them!

577
01:01:25,504 --> 01:01:28,337
- Yeah, we do.
- Oh, my God! We love you.

578
01:01:28,464 --> 01:01:30,932
We're, like, your biggest fans!

579
01:01:33,024 --> 01:01:34,980
No, you're not. You hate us.

580
01:01:35,104 --> 01:01:39,382
Josie and the Pussycats are our new
all-time favourite band of all time!

581
01:01:39,504 --> 01:01:42,382
Josie and the Pussycats
are the new Dujour!

582
01:01:42,504 --> 01:01:45,098
Wanna see our Pussycat tattoos?

583
01:01:49,504 --> 01:01:51,734
Oh! That was way too weird.

584
01:01:52,064 --> 01:01:54,214
Weird? What's the point
of being famous...

585
01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:58,781
...if the people you hated at high school
don't want to kiss your ass?

586
01:01:58,904 --> 01:02:04,183
You're lucky. Most people wait till their
ten-year reunion for that sort of revenge.

587
01:02:05,984 --> 01:02:11,217
You have to get used to people throwing
themselves at you. Talking of throwing...

588
01:02:11,344 --> 01:02:16,054
...Fiona, the head of MegaRecords,
is throwing a huge party in your honour.

589
01:02:16,184 --> 01:02:18,937
A celebration of all things Josie.

590
01:02:21,544 --> 01:02:23,774
- Um... Wyatt?
- Mm?

591
01:02:24,264 --> 01:02:26,220
- Don't I get one?
- Oh...

592
01:02:26,944 --> 01:02:31,335
That is strange. Well, come along too.
There's always room for one more.

593
01:02:31,464 --> 01:02:33,580
- How about us?
- No!

594
01:02:34,384 --> 01:02:36,500
Wow, a... party.

595
01:02:37,584 --> 01:02:39,540
That's, um...

596
01:02:39,664 --> 01:02:41,620
That's, uh...

597
01:02:41,744 --> 01:02:45,180
- That's kinda cool.
- But is it as "kinda cool"...

598
01:02:45,624 --> 01:02:48,013
...as playing your own stadium concert?

599
01:02:48,144 --> 01:02:51,500
Oops! I promised Fiona
she could tell you. Damn.

600
01:02:51,624 --> 01:02:54,457
- We're playing a stadium concert?
- This weekend.

601
01:02:54,864 --> 01:02:57,822
Shouldn't we maybe
play some small clubs first?

602
01:02:57,944 --> 01:03:00,902
Maybe do a few gigs in Europe?
Build a following?

603
01:03:01,024 --> 01:03:03,777
You have a following. Honestly, J.

604
01:03:03,904 --> 01:03:07,738
I wouldn't send you out there
if I didn't think you could deliver.

605
01:03:07,864 --> 01:03:11,823
But this is the whole deal.
Simultaneous pay-per-view webcast.

606
01:03:11,944 --> 01:03:16,062
Millions of little people
paying good money just to watch you.

607
01:03:17,104 --> 01:03:20,176
Well, I'm sure your band mates
are tr�s excited. Right, Mel?

608
01:03:20,304 --> 01:03:24,263
- Our first concert ever! Thanks, Wyatt!
- Oh, don't thank me. Thank Fiona.

609
01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:28,172
It was her idea. It's been part of
her plan for you guys from the start.

610
01:03:29,384 --> 01:03:32,342
Operation Big Concert.

611
01:03:32,864 --> 01:03:35,856
Where we finally take things
to the next level.

612
01:03:35,984 --> 01:03:38,418
When Josie and the Pussycats play...

613
01:03:38,544 --> 01:03:41,775
...all the kids in the audience,
as well as the ones watching at home...

614
01:03:41,904 --> 01:03:43,417
...will have to purchase these.

615
01:03:43,544 --> 01:03:46,217
It's the debut of 3-D-X surround sound...

616
01:03:46,344 --> 01:03:51,020
...a new technology that makes the music
feel like it's happening all around you.

617
01:03:51,144 --> 01:03:52,975
Like 3-D.

618
01:03:53,104 --> 01:03:55,538
Gentlemen, a demonstration.

619
01:03:57,424 --> 01:04:01,053
- This is what those kids think they hear.
- (? "Pretend to Be Nice")

620
01:04:01,184 --> 01:04:04,460
And this is what they're really hearing.

621
01:04:04,584 --> 01:04:07,223
(man) Conform. Free will is overrated.

622
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:09,221
Jump on the bandwagon.

623
01:04:09,344 --> 01:04:12,461
- That voice. I know that voice. It's...
- It's Mr Moviefone.

624
01:04:12,744 --> 01:04:15,304
- Yes!
- He does all our subliminal tracks.

625
01:04:15,424 --> 01:04:18,382
There is no such place as Area 5<i>1</i>.

626
01:04:18,504 --> 01:04:22,338
Excellent work, Fiona.
These kids'll never know what hit 'em.

627
01:04:22,904 --> 01:04:25,896
- And neither will you.
- I'm sorry. What was that?

628
01:04:28,024 --> 01:04:30,982
- Huh? What?
- You just said something.

629
01:04:31,104 --> 01:04:32,822
- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.

630
01:04:33,064 --> 01:04:35,214
- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.

631
01:04:35,344 --> 01:04:39,940
I said "These kids'll never know what
hit 'em", and you said "Neither will you."

632
01:04:40,064 --> 01:04:42,214
- I did?
- We all heard you.

633
01:04:43,264 --> 01:04:45,653
Oh... Well...

634
01:04:46,064 --> 01:04:49,022
What I... meant to say...

635
01:04:49,864 --> 01:04:54,142
...was "And neither will you guys."

636
01:04:55,464 --> 01:04:57,420
Meaning the teenagers?

637
01:04:57,544 --> 01:04:59,455
I was just emphasising my point.

638
01:04:59,864 --> 01:05:02,253
Oh. Oh, OK. Great. Thanks.

639
01:05:02,744 --> 01:05:05,304
- That was close.
- Excuse me?

640
01:05:08,224 --> 01:05:10,260
I was going to say...

641
01:05:10,384 --> 01:05:12,534
"That was close...

642
01:05:12,984 --> 01:05:16,294
...to being a really nice moment...

643
01:05:17,344 --> 01:05:20,939
...between the two of us, don't you think?"

644
01:05:21,624 --> 01:05:23,933
Yeah, well, I guess.

645
01:05:27,904 --> 01:05:30,782
I have to be getting back
to the Pentagon, so...

646
01:05:39,584 --> 01:05:43,372
Toni Tennille and I, we...
we wrote all the songs together.

647
01:05:43,504 --> 01:05:45,620
The Captain just played the piano.

648
01:05:47,784 --> 01:05:52,062
Yeah, it was... it was my idea
to have him... have him wear that hat.

649
01:05:52,184 --> 01:05:56,462
I said "How you gonna be a captain
if you don't wear a hat?" (chuckles)

650
01:05:56,584 --> 01:05:59,815
We did make some beautiful music
together, though.

651
01:05:59,944 --> 01:06:02,777
Big song, the one
I was mostly responsible for...

652
01:06:02,904 --> 01:06:05,372
...was that "Love Will Keep Us Together".

653
01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:08,779
But guess what. It didn't.

654
01:06:09,544 --> 01:06:13,617
Guess after a while, you know, they didn't
wanna share the spotlight no more.

655
01:06:13,744 --> 01:06:15,814
Sometimes that stuff happens.

656
01:06:15,944 --> 01:06:19,095
I can still remember, though,
the Captain always said...

657
01:06:19,224 --> 01:06:22,455
..."Friends first, the band second. "

658
01:06:24,424 --> 01:06:26,733
I wish I hadda got that in writin'.

659
01:06:29,144 --> 01:06:32,773
? If you're happy and you know it,
clap your hands

660
01:06:36,304 --> 01:06:40,013
? If you're happy and you know it,
clap your hands

661
01:06:43,504 --> 01:06:47,213
? If you're happy and you know it
and you really wanna show it

662
01:06:47,344 --> 01:06:50,302
? If you're happy and you know it,
clap your hands

663
01:06:55,384 --> 01:06:57,454
(screams)

664
01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:16,414
That's better.

665
01:07:19,144 --> 01:07:23,103
- (knocking)
- ? It's the guy with the pizza.

666
01:07:23,224 --> 01:07:25,818
? The kind that's good to eat-za

667
01:07:25,944 --> 01:07:28,981
- ? If you open the door
- Oh, my God.

668
01:07:29,104 --> 01:07:31,823
I am so sorry.

669
01:07:31,944 --> 01:07:34,822
I totally, totally forgot.

670
01:07:35,464 --> 01:07:40,140
We have to go to this record party thing
with the head of the label.

671
01:07:41,504 --> 01:07:43,460
- What's the matter?
- Nothing.

672
01:07:43,584 --> 01:07:45,540
I just, uh...

673
01:07:46,584 --> 01:07:49,382
- You look so, uh...
- They sent this dress over.

674
01:07:49,504 --> 01:07:54,055
I did not pick it out. But I cut out
the front and I made wristbands, though.

675
01:07:55,704 --> 01:07:58,776
- It looks stupid, doesn't it?
- No, no, no. No, I...

676
01:07:59,824 --> 01:08:02,019
I've just... I've never seen you...

677
01:08:02,664 --> 01:08:04,620
Wow!

678
01:08:05,024 --> 01:08:09,017
Finish your sentences. Is that
a good "wow" or a bad "wow"?

679
01:08:09,824 --> 01:08:12,463
Oh, no, no. It's, uh... it's a good "wow".

680
01:08:14,744 --> 01:08:17,417
It's, uh... it's a very good "wow".

681
01:08:18,864 --> 01:08:20,661
Thanks.

682
01:08:21,664 --> 01:08:24,576
- Actually, would you mind? There's a...
- Mind... what?

683
01:08:24,704 --> 01:08:27,616
There's a chain thing
that I can't figure out really.

684
01:08:27,744 --> 01:08:30,304
Oh. Right. Right. Um...

685
01:08:31,504 --> 01:08:33,574
OK. Um...

686
01:08:38,584 --> 01:08:41,144
It's, um... it's down here.

687
01:08:44,104 --> 01:08:46,572
A little complicated. (clears throat)

688
01:08:59,664 --> 01:09:04,021
Josie, are you ready? The door was open.
I hope I'm not interrupting anything...

689
01:09:05,544 --> 01:09:08,456
- Hey, Alec N, how's it hanging?
- No, actually, it's Alan M.

690
01:09:08,584 --> 01:09:12,497
What's with the initial? It didn't work
for Sheila E, it doesn't work for you.

691
01:09:12,624 --> 01:09:17,652
Come on, Josie. We don't want to be late
for the most exclusive party of the year.

692
01:09:17,784 --> 01:09:19,820
There's free cable.

693
01:09:19,944 --> 01:09:21,855
Um, Josie.

694
01:09:22,584 --> 01:09:26,293
Um, I was wondering, did you
wanna do something tomorrow?

695
01:09:26,904 --> 01:09:28,417
- Yeah.
- When?

696
01:09:28,544 --> 01:09:30,535
- Two?
- No can do. Taping E/.

697
01:09:30,984 --> 01:09:32,702
- Oh. 1.30.
- MTV.

698
01:09:33,024 --> 01:09:34,173
- Three.
- MSNBC.

699
01:09:34,304 --> 01:09:35,976
- Four.
- 4.15.

700
01:09:37,704 --> 01:09:40,901
- 4.15.
- Sold to the young man with no future.

701
01:09:41,024 --> 01:09:45,142
Come on, Josie. There's a limo waiting.
Good night, Adam 12. Trot on. Come on.

702
01:09:45,264 --> 01:09:47,414
Actually, it's Alan M.

703
01:09:56,344 --> 01:09:58,699
(? "Pretend to Be Nice")

704
01:10:13,224 --> 01:10:15,055
(Josie) Look at them staring at us.

705
01:10:15,184 --> 01:10:19,541
No one thinks I should be here.
That's totally what they're thinking.

706
01:10:19,664 --> 01:10:21,780
Look at them staring at Josie.

707
01:10:21,904 --> 01:10:25,613
No one thinks I should be here.
That's totally what they're thinking.

708
01:10:25,744 --> 01:10:28,497
? If you're happy and you know it
and you really wanna show it

709
01:10:28,624 --> 01:10:31,582
? If you're happy
and you know it, clap your hands

710
01:10:32,624 --> 01:10:36,663
(MC) Ladies and gentlemen, the head of
MegaRecords, the host of your party...

711
01:10:36,784 --> 01:10:38,740
...Fiona/

712
01:10:43,064 --> 01:10:47,023
(Fiona)? Why do you do
what you do to me, baby?

713
01:10:48,864 --> 01:10:51,014
Isn't she fabulous?

714
01:10:51,624 --> 01:10:55,822
? You know if I could
I'd do anything for you

715
01:10:55,944 --> 01:11:00,495
? Please don't ignore me
cos you know I adore you

716
01:11:01,864 --> 01:11:05,140
I'm Fiona. Welcome to your party!

717
01:11:07,304 --> 01:11:10,057
Enough spectacle. Let's go be girls!

718
01:11:10,584 --> 01:11:13,496
This is my girlie room. No boys allowed.

719
01:11:13,664 --> 01:11:16,224
Come on, girls. Sit down. We'll gossip.

720
01:11:29,424 --> 01:11:31,380
Isn't he just the cutest?

721
01:11:32,264 --> 01:11:34,220
He is pretty cute.

722
01:11:35,744 --> 01:11:37,700
Pringles!

723
01:11:39,424 --> 01:11:41,654
Josie!

724
01:11:48,504 --> 01:11:50,381
Oh, I am starved.

725
01:11:56,944 --> 01:11:59,094
I'm such a pig.

726
01:11:59,224 --> 01:12:01,180
No. No, you're not.

727
01:12:06,544 --> 01:12:08,500
So, Josie, how much do you weigh?

728
01:12:09,144 --> 01:12:11,100
- Excuse me?
- Your weight.

729
01:12:11,704 --> 01:12:13,422
- 118.
- Ha!

730
01:12:13,544 --> 01:12:15,933
115. I'm three pounds lighter than you.

731
01:12:17,344 --> 01:12:20,142
But don't worry about it.
I think you look great.

732
01:12:20,264 --> 01:12:22,698
(lisping) So pretty and popular.

733
01:12:22,824 --> 01:12:24,780
What did you just say?

734
01:12:25,584 --> 01:12:27,654
I said the new song's pretty popular.

735
01:12:27,784 --> 01:12:30,617
- What thong?
- The new song. The new single.

736
01:12:32,584 --> 01:12:35,462
I'm sorry. I have something
caught in my teeth.

737
01:12:38,904 --> 01:12:40,860
(Fiona clears throat)

738
01:12:41,744 --> 01:12:43,700
Got it!

739
01:12:44,984 --> 01:12:46,940
So who wants to French braid?

740
01:12:49,024 --> 01:12:51,697
OK, so who else thinks
that Fiona's a freak?

741
01:12:51,824 --> 01:12:53,894
God, I'm so glad you said something...

742
01:12:54,024 --> 01:12:57,903
...because as soon as you said her name,
I got the most awful sensation.

743
01:12:58,024 --> 01:13:01,937
Like this ice-cold chill
creeping up my spine.

744
01:13:02,064 --> 01:13:05,022
Oh, sweetie, that's cos
you're sitting on the O.

745
01:13:06,984 --> 01:13:08,337
Oh!

746
01:13:11,264 --> 01:13:13,095
No.

747
01:13:13,224 --> 01:13:15,533
I still got the shivers, you guys.

748
01:13:15,664 --> 01:13:18,258
It's not the O. It's her.

749
01:13:19,624 --> 01:13:22,013
I don't know. What do you think, Val?

750
01:13:22,664 --> 01:13:27,021
Well, stuff's definitely been...
different since we left Riverdale.

751
01:13:32,704 --> 01:13:37,061
And if you ask me, some things
feel like they've changed completely.

752
01:13:40,144 --> 01:13:42,977
Wyatt? I don't like those two Pussycats.

753
01:13:43,464 --> 01:13:45,978
They're asking questions,
and that's dangerous.

754
01:13:46,104 --> 01:13:48,982
- We can't afford to take risks.
- I'll get rid of them...

755
01:13:49,104 --> 01:13:51,743
...have a new band by the morning.

756
01:13:52,744 --> 01:13:57,772
Think, Wyatt! We've already sold half
a million Josie ears for Big Concert.

757
01:13:59,424 --> 01:14:01,380
Right. Yes. So we have.

758
01:14:02,584 --> 01:14:05,052
- So what are you suggesting?
- Keep Josie...

759
01:14:05,184 --> 01:14:08,540
...and put those two
nosy little Pussycats to sleep.

760
01:14:12,904 --> 01:14:15,976
I don't think Josie will play
without her friends.

761
01:14:16,104 --> 01:14:18,459
Oh? I think we might persuade her.

762
01:14:20,464 --> 01:14:23,103
"Next on Behind the Music...

763
01:14:23,224 --> 01:14:25,454
...Josie suffers a tragic loss."

764
01:14:26,464 --> 01:14:28,420
(chuckles evilly)

765
01:14:52,264 --> 01:14:55,734
The city aquarium holds
more than 244 varieties of sea life.

766
01:14:55,864 --> 01:14:58,981
Oh, Josie, did I tell you, uh,
I got a gig tonight?

767
01:14:59,504 --> 01:15:03,133
- You did? That's great.
- Yeah, well, it's just this bar...

768
01:15:03,264 --> 01:15:08,213
...but the manager, I played him my demo,
and he said I could have a full half-hour.

769
01:15:08,344 --> 01:15:10,858
So, do you think maybe
you wanna come, or...?

770
01:15:10,984 --> 01:15:13,623
- Yeah.
- Cos I know you're busy and everything.

771
01:15:13,744 --> 01:15:15,894
Oh, my God! Is that Josie?

772
01:15:33,824 --> 01:15:35,701
Thanks.

773
01:15:35,824 --> 01:15:37,780
Yeah, no problem.

774
01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:43,254
How am I gonna pull this off?

775
01:15:44,904 --> 01:15:46,860
What?

776
01:15:47,744 --> 01:15:52,374
I'm a girl from Riverdale, you know?
I'm... I'm not a rock star.

777
01:15:53,224 --> 01:15:56,773
Jos, you've been dreaming
about this your whole life.

778
01:15:57,184 --> 01:15:59,334
I know. It's just...

779
01:16:00,904 --> 01:16:02,860
What?

780
01:16:03,984 --> 01:16:05,940
I'm scared.

781
01:16:06,064 --> 01:16:08,020
Don't be.

782
01:16:08,144 --> 01:16:10,499
You gotta believe in yourself.

783
01:16:12,104 --> 01:16:14,254
What if I can't?

784
01:16:15,184 --> 01:16:17,140
Then...

785
01:16:18,144 --> 01:16:21,454
...then I guess I'll just have to
believe in you for you.

786
01:16:32,144 --> 01:16:34,100
(knocking)

787
01:16:34,224 --> 01:16:36,260
Oh, wow.

788
01:16:41,344 --> 01:16:44,495
So what do you think we should
open with for the concert?

789
01:16:44,624 --> 01:16:47,138
"Spin Around",
or maybe, uh, "Come On"?

790
01:16:47,824 --> 01:16:49,655
Huh? Oh, I don't know.

791
01:16:50,624 --> 01:16:52,740
We could try "Roll on Rollie Wheel"...

792
01:16:52,864 --> 01:16:56,334
...but honestly, I think
the lyrics still need some work.

793
01:16:56,464 --> 01:16:58,580
What do you think?

794
01:16:58,704 --> 01:17:01,855
It's... your call. I mean, you're the boss.

795
01:17:02,224 --> 01:17:04,897
No, I'm not. Val, what's with you?

796
01:17:07,024 --> 01:17:12,337
Hello, girls! And how are the most
beautiful, talented women in rock'n'roll?

797
01:17:12,464 --> 01:17:14,932
- Don't you mean "woman"?
- Valerie, my darling.

798
01:17:15,064 --> 01:17:19,296
Learn to take a compliment. What are you
going to do tonight when you go on TRL...

799
01:17:19,424 --> 01:17:22,894
...and Carson Daly tells you
how much he loves your music?

800
01:17:23,024 --> 01:17:26,653
- Don't you mean what's Josie gonna do?
- No. She won't be there.

801
01:17:26,784 --> 01:17:31,460
We booked you and Melody. It's time the
world got to know the other Pussycats.

802
01:17:31,584 --> 01:17:34,621
We're gonna be on TRL?
Do I get to touch Carson?

803
01:17:35,624 --> 01:17:38,218
Anywhere you like.
The taping's in two hours.

804
01:17:38,344 --> 01:17:41,495
Unless, of course,
you have a problem with this.

805
01:17:42,184 --> 01:17:44,778
Do you have a problem with this?

806
01:17:44,904 --> 01:17:48,783
No! I think you guys will have
a great time. I love that show.

807
01:17:48,904 --> 01:17:51,816
And... and you don't mind
if Mel and I go without you?

808
01:17:52,224 --> 01:17:54,613
Why? I don't care about that stuff.

809
01:17:55,064 --> 01:17:58,136
Jos! Oh, I'm so sorry.

810
01:17:59,424 --> 01:18:02,382
- I don't know what I was thinking.
- OK.

811
01:18:02,504 --> 01:18:06,736
Come on, girls! There are stylists
and designers waiting in your room.

812
01:18:06,864 --> 01:18:10,652
And you have some homework tonight.
This is the remix of your next single.

813
01:18:10,784 --> 01:18:14,572
- I'm very curious to hear your thoughts.
- Could it wait until tomorrow?

814
01:18:14,704 --> 01:18:18,822
It's just that Alan M is playing his first gig
tonight and I wanna get there early.

815
01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:22,175
Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry, Josie.
I forgot to tell you.

816
01:18:22,304 --> 01:18:25,614
Alan M called my office earlier.
They cancelled his show.

817
01:18:25,744 --> 01:18:28,019
- They did?
- Yes.

818
01:18:28,464 --> 01:18:31,501
- Why didn't he call me here?
- Um... I'm sure he did.

819
01:18:31,624 --> 01:18:35,902
In fact, if you go down to the front desk,
there'll be a message waiting for you.

820
01:18:36,024 --> 01:18:37,503
Excuse me.

821
01:18:37,624 --> 01:18:40,775
Make sure there's a message
from Alan M, OK? Bye.

822
01:18:42,264 --> 01:18:45,415
Yes, there's a message
waiting for you. Now...

823
01:18:46,264 --> 01:18:48,220
I guess I should call him.

824
01:18:48,344 --> 01:18:51,734
He also said that he won't be
available for several hours...

825
01:18:51,864 --> 01:18:54,219
...and he'll call you when he can.

826
01:18:57,144 --> 01:19:00,580
- All that was on the message?
- Um... yes. Excuse me.

827
01:19:05,544 --> 01:19:08,342
Yes, that's all in the message.
Anything else?

828
01:19:08,464 --> 01:19:10,420
Who do you keep calling?

829
01:19:12,104 --> 01:19:16,541
I'm running a label here, Josephine.
I have other artists who need me.

830
01:19:16,664 --> 01:19:18,620
Other artists who need my time.

831
01:19:18,744 --> 01:19:23,374
Other artists who aren't so difficult
about putting in a little bit of extra work.

832
01:19:24,304 --> 01:19:28,741
Your level of noncommitment is making
me doubt your commitment commitment!

833
01:19:28,864 --> 01:19:31,583
So you wanna be a rock superstar, eh?

834
01:19:31,704 --> 01:19:34,138
Live large, big house, five cars?

835
01:19:34,264 --> 01:19:36,778
Well, you have to do the time!

836
01:19:36,904 --> 01:19:40,340
Otherwise... somebody else will.

837
01:19:40,944 --> 01:19:45,495
And you'll be left
to explain it all to Mel and Val.

838
01:19:46,464 --> 01:19:48,614
I am committed.

839
01:19:50,464 --> 01:19:52,261
I am.

840
01:19:52,384 --> 01:19:54,693
Yes, I hope so, my darling.

841
01:19:54,824 --> 01:19:56,860
I hope so.

842
01:20:04,264 --> 01:20:07,222
- Val, we're on TRL/
- Hey, check out the view.

843
01:20:10,384 --> 01:20:12,340
It's fake.

844
01:20:15,024 --> 01:20:18,937
Wow. This stuff looks so different on TV.

845
01:20:20,944 --> 01:20:24,653
All of this stuff is fake.
Where is everybody? Where's Carson?

846
01:20:24,784 --> 01:20:29,380
Yo, kitty kats! How you ladies doin'?
I'm Carson Daly. Welcome to the show.

847
01:20:30,184 --> 01:20:33,017
- You're not Carson Daly.
- Of course I'm Carson Daly!

848
01:20:33,144 --> 01:20:34,975
Check the nails.

849
01:20:35,784 --> 01:20:37,820
You need to call me. I got plans.

850
01:20:38,584 --> 01:20:39,903
All right.

851
01:20:40,024 --> 01:20:43,255
- Is everybody ready to start the show?
- Oh, my God! It's Carson!

852
01:20:43,384 --> 01:20:45,818
(mimicking) Oh, my God! It's Melody!

853
01:20:45,944 --> 01:20:48,333
You gotta stop trying
to be me with the nails.

854
01:20:48,464 --> 01:20:49,453
What you sayin'?

855
01:20:49,584 --> 01:20:52,860
- A brother can't be Carson Daly?
- No. That's not what I'm sayin'.

856
01:20:52,984 --> 01:20:55,373
I am Carson Daly,
so it doesn't work right now.

857
01:20:55,504 --> 01:20:57,699
(as Carson)
Who's gonna break my gazooms?

858
01:20:57,824 --> 01:21:00,019
That's pretty good. Who else do you do?

859
01:21:00,144 --> 01:21:02,783
(as Mike Tyson) Mike Tyson.
I would take a bite...

860
01:21:02,904 --> 01:21:06,260
OK, what is going on? Are you...?
Is this TRL or not?

861
01:21:08,024 --> 01:21:10,379
This is not Total Request Live.

862
01:21:10,504 --> 01:21:12,654
It's more like Total Request Dead.

863
01:21:14,264 --> 01:21:17,176
Yeah. You see, ladies,
we've only got one request today.

864
01:21:17,304 --> 01:21:19,864
And that's to kill you.

865
01:21:19,984 --> 01:21:23,943
Carson said he's gonna kill us.
Like that's the request.

866
01:21:24,064 --> 01:21:26,624
- All right, I got the blonde.
- He's not kidding.

867
01:21:26,944 --> 01:21:28,775
Go!

868
01:21:41,904 --> 01:21:43,860
(phone rings)

869
01:21:45,664 --> 01:21:48,701
? This is the place where I sit

870
01:21:50,304 --> 01:21:54,775
? This is the part
where I love you too much

871
01:21:55,304 --> 01:21:57,864
? This is as hard as it gets

872
01:22:05,824 --> 01:22:07,780
Um...

873
01:22:07,904 --> 01:22:11,692
This, uh... this next song is, uh...

874
01:22:11,824 --> 01:22:14,782
...dedicated to, uh... a friend of mine.

875
01:22:15,704 --> 01:22:20,061
I kinda wanted to wait till she showed up
to play it, but I guess she...

876
01:22:22,984 --> 01:22:26,897
Um... The name of the song is, uh...

877
01:22:27,024 --> 01:22:28,980
..."Wish You Felt the Same".

878
01:22:29,104 --> 01:22:30,537
(toilet flushes)

879
01:22:30,664 --> 01:22:32,814
Hey. Shut up, or hold it till you get home!

880
01:22:38,504 --> 01:22:41,382
Who do you want to kill you, huh?
Eddie Murphy?

881
01:22:41,504 --> 01:22:45,179
(as Eddie Murphy) I want them Josie girls
dead, all right? I want 'em dead!

882
01:22:47,424 --> 01:22:49,574
I can't believe you're a killer!

883
01:22:49,904 --> 01:22:52,213
You seem so nice on TV.

884
01:22:52,344 --> 01:22:55,381
Really? You know, I always
thought you were kinda hot.

885
01:22:55,504 --> 01:22:57,222
Too bad!

886
01:22:58,624 --> 01:23:00,933
I always thought you were kinda hot, too.

887
01:23:01,064 --> 01:23:03,020
You did? What's your sign?

888
01:23:03,144 --> 01:23:05,612
- Scorpio.
- I'm a Cancer.

889
01:23:08,144 --> 01:23:12,854
(as Chris Rock) The Pussycats? The
Pussycats? I gotta kill you. Good Lord!

890
01:23:13,704 --> 01:23:15,740
What was that?

891
01:23:15,864 --> 01:23:19,334
- Chris Rock.
- That was a terrible Chris Rock.

892
01:23:19,464 --> 01:23:23,139
Why do you even bother doing
impressions? You're not funny.

893
01:23:24,144 --> 01:23:27,375
(as Bill Cosby) You know who's funny?
Bill Cosby.

894
01:23:27,584 --> 01:23:30,542
And he's gonna kill you...

895
01:23:30,664 --> 01:23:34,020
...after stickin' my spoon in your pudding.

896
01:23:40,144 --> 01:23:42,738
No way! My favourite movie
is Lady and the Tramp.

897
01:23:42,864 --> 01:23:45,901
When the dogs are eating spaghetti
and share the same piece?

898
01:23:46,024 --> 01:23:48,413
(both) And their noses touch!

899
01:23:51,544 --> 01:23:54,900
You know, if I wasn't a key player
in this whole conspiracy...

900
01:23:55,024 --> 01:23:58,858
...to brainwash the youth
of America with pop music...

901
01:23:58,984 --> 01:24:00,940
...we could totally date.

902
01:24:01,064 --> 01:24:03,453
- You think?
- Oh, yeah.

903
01:24:07,904 --> 01:24:11,055
Yeah, right! Like I'd ever
go out with a guy like you!

904
01:24:11,544 --> 01:24:13,660
Now, you, on the other hand...

905
01:24:13,784 --> 01:24:16,662
Come on. Let's get outta here
and find Josie.

906
01:24:16,784 --> 01:24:18,740
Bye.

907
01:24:21,464 --> 01:24:25,173
- (knocking)
- <i>(V</i>al) Josie? Quick! Open the door!

908
01:24:27,984 --> 01:24:29,940
Josie?

909
01:24:30,624 --> 01:24:31,818
Jo...

910
01:24:31,944 --> 01:24:36,540
- Josie! Josie, we have to talk to you.
- How did they let the two of you in here?

911
01:24:36,664 --> 01:24:39,542
I specifically
told the front desk no visitors.

912
01:24:40,944 --> 01:24:43,822
- Are you OK?
- Of course I'm OK.

913
01:24:44,584 --> 01:24:48,338
Why wouldn't I be? I have
the number one single in the country.

914
01:24:49,024 --> 01:24:50,980
You two, on the other hand...

915
01:24:51,504 --> 01:24:53,574
...should maybe be a little worried.

916
01:24:54,144 --> 01:24:56,578
Josie, Carson Daly tried to kill us
tonight...

917
01:24:56,704 --> 01:24:59,776
...and I think it has
something to do with our music.

918
01:25:00,664 --> 01:25:04,942
Why do you call it..."our music"?

919
01:25:05,184 --> 01:25:08,335
Becau... Are you even listening?

920
01:25:08,904 --> 01:25:12,260
I am listening very carefully.

921
01:25:12,744 --> 01:25:14,814
And do you know what I'm hearing?

922
01:25:14,944 --> 01:25:17,299
I'm hearing someone...

923
01:25:17,744 --> 01:25:21,703
...glomming onto my talent and my credit.

924
01:25:21,984 --> 01:25:25,420
"Our music", Mel?
I basically write all of it.

925
01:25:25,544 --> 01:25:27,580
Josie, no, you don't.

926
01:25:27,704 --> 01:25:29,342
We write it together.

927
01:25:29,464 --> 01:25:33,298
Oh. OK. So, if we're all doing
equal amounts of work...

928
01:25:33,424 --> 01:25:37,178
...why isn't the band called
Valerie and the Pussycats?

929
01:25:37,304 --> 01:25:39,454
I knew it.

930
01:25:39,584 --> 01:25:41,973
You've been thinking this the whole time.

931
01:25:43,184 --> 01:25:46,256
I'm just... I'm just backup to you, huh?

932
01:25:46,944 --> 01:25:49,253
Oh, but you are good, solid backup.

933
01:25:50,624 --> 01:25:54,060
Oh, hey, Val. Who's a rock star?

934
01:25:55,784 --> 01:25:58,014
Who's a rock star?

935
01:25:59,824 --> 01:26:01,735
I am!

936
01:26:03,664 --> 01:26:05,655
Josie, don't do this.

937
01:26:06,304 --> 01:26:09,216
- We need to stick together now.
- Oh, my God.

938
01:26:10,264 --> 01:26:14,701
Melody's gonna cry.
What's the matter, snuggle bunny?

939
01:26:14,904 --> 01:26:18,214
Finally realising the world
isn't all sunshine and rainbows?

940
01:26:18,344 --> 01:26:21,700
- Stop it.
- Not everyone gets a happy ending.

941
01:26:21,824 --> 01:26:24,384
- Stop it.
- And do you wanna know what else?

942
01:26:25,664 --> 01:26:28,940
Puppies turn into dogs...

943
01:26:29,064 --> 01:26:31,817
...who get old... and die.

944
01:26:34,704 --> 01:26:37,059
Someday you'll thank me.

945
01:26:39,904 --> 01:26:42,623
Of course, by then
I won't be taking your calls.

946
01:26:42,744 --> 01:26:45,622
? This is the place where I sit

947
01:26:47,464 --> 01:26:51,935
? This is the part
where I love you too much

948
01:26:52,504 --> 01:26:55,416
? This is as hard as it gets

949
01:26:57,104 --> 01:27:01,336
? Cos I'm getting tired
of pretending I'm tough

950
01:27:01,824 --> 01:27:06,659
? I'm here if you want me,
I'm yours, you can hold me

951
01:27:06,784 --> 01:27:11,380
? I'm empty and achin'
and tumblin' and breakin'

952
01:27:11,504 --> 01:27:15,383
? Cos you don't see me

953
01:27:16,304 --> 01:27:20,297
? And you don't need me

954
01:27:21,224 --> 01:27:24,853
? And you don't love me

955
01:27:25,984 --> 01:27:30,694
? The way I wish you would

956
01:27:30,864 --> 01:27:34,095
? The way I know you could

957
01:27:40,064 --> 01:27:43,181
(Mr Moviefone) Val and Melody
are mean, evil girls/

958
01:27:43,304 --> 01:27:45,772
You should have a solo career/

959
01:27:45,904 --> 01:27:49,055
You have the number one single
in the country.

960
01:27:49,184 --> 01:27:53,336
Val and Mel are trying to glom onto
your talent and your credit.

961
01:27:53,464 --> 01:27:55,659
If they're doing equal amounts of work...

962
01:27:55,784 --> 01:27:59,174
...why isn't the band
called Valerie and the Pussycats?

963
01:27:59,304 --> 01:28:01,340
They're just dead weight, Josie/

964
01:28:03,744 --> 01:28:06,577
You could be huge without them/
Madonna huge/

965
01:28:07,224 --> 01:28:09,897
Val and Melody talk about you
behind your back/

966
01:28:10,024 --> 01:28:13,141
Melody thinks you can't sing/
Seriously. She told me/

967
01:28:14,104 --> 01:28:17,460
Dump them/ They are trying
to destroy you, Josie/

968
01:28:17,584 --> 01:28:19,700
You'll be better off without them/

969
01:28:20,704 --> 01:28:23,172
Who's a rock star? You are/

970
01:28:23,304 --> 01:28:25,260
A great big rock star/

971
01:28:25,384 --> 01:28:27,579
A Mick Jagger-sized rock star/

972
01:28:27,704 --> 01:28:30,662
Go, Josie/ Go/ Go/ Go/

973
01:29:10,184 --> 01:29:12,220
Val!

974
01:29:12,344 --> 01:29:14,778
- The return of the superstar!
- What's going on?

975
01:29:14,904 --> 01:29:18,021
- And where are Mel and Val?
- Since when do you care?

976
01:29:18,624 --> 01:29:21,058
Oh, and we heard what you said,
Bitchy McBitch.

977
01:29:21,184 --> 01:29:23,652
- Wish I'd said it.
- They're gone, Josie.

978
01:29:24,184 --> 01:29:27,335
They're gone. And I hope
you're happy. No more band.

979
01:29:27,464 --> 01:29:32,015
Just like the Beatles. Like the
Jackson Five. Like A Flock of Seagulls.

980
01:29:34,824 --> 01:29:36,815
These are so good.
You want one of these?

981
01:29:36,944 --> 01:29:40,061
OK, look. I never thought
I would say this to you.

982
01:29:40,184 --> 01:29:41,981
Ever. But please...

983
01:29:42,984 --> 01:29:45,134
...would you help?

984
01:29:46,024 --> 01:29:46,900
Now?!

985
01:29:48,904 --> 01:29:53,022
Wyatt gave me this CD of our song,
and, like, as soon as I heard it...

986
01:29:53,144 --> 01:29:55,100
- I don't know.
- What, it sucked?

987
01:29:56,384 --> 01:29:59,023
There's something on here, I swear.

988
01:30:00,784 --> 01:30:02,820
OK, OK.

989
01:30:14,704 --> 01:30:16,774
You should have a solo career/

990
01:30:16,904 --> 01:30:19,543
You could have
your own prime-time TV series.

991
01:30:19,664 --> 01:30:23,134
We could call it "Josie",
and run it right after "Will and Grace"/

992
01:30:23,264 --> 01:30:25,653
Oh, my God! That's Mr Moviefone!

993
01:30:25,784 --> 01:30:28,457
How did you get him to put that on there?

994
01:30:28,584 --> 01:30:30,814
You slept with him!

995
01:30:30,944 --> 01:30:35,654
What are you talking about? This is
on our CD. It's underneath the music.

996
01:30:35,784 --> 01:30:38,139
Wyatt put them on there...

997
01:30:38,784 --> 01:30:40,297
...to brainwash me.

998
01:30:40,424 --> 01:30:41,698
? Dom-dom-dom!

999
01:30:41,824 --> 01:30:45,373
Ooh! Brainwashing! Ooh, help!
We're being brainwashed.

1000
01:30:46,544 --> 01:30:48,899
Diet Coke's the new Pepsi One.

1001
01:30:53,344 --> 01:30:55,539
MS...

1002
01:30:55,664 --> 01:30:58,053
Main... main system.

1003
01:30:58,184 --> 01:31:00,334
Music... sequence?

1004
01:31:17,784 --> 01:31:20,582
- Maybe you broke it.
- Whoa, I didn't touch it.

1005
01:31:22,184 --> 01:31:25,062
Josie and the Pussycats
are the best band ever.

1006
01:31:25,184 --> 01:31:27,140
They are totally jerkin'.

1007
01:31:27,264 --> 01:31:30,813
You must buy their CD.
You have to see them in concert.

1008
01:31:30,944 --> 01:31:34,380
You also have to buy
Steve Madden shoes.

1009
01:31:35,104 --> 01:31:37,220
Heath Ledger is the new Matt Damon.

1010
01:31:37,344 --> 01:31:40,939
You're nobody without
an Abercrombie <i>&</i> Fitch vintage tee.

1011
01:31:41,064 --> 01:31:43,703
They're selling stuff through our music.

1012
01:31:43,824 --> 01:31:47,180
Josie and the Pussycats
are the best band ever/

1013
01:31:47,744 --> 01:31:51,783
- They're selling us through our music.
- That's the reason you're so popular.

1014
01:31:51,904 --> 01:31:54,464
I want a vintage tee... and Heath Ledger.

1015
01:31:55,824 --> 01:31:57,780
Oh, my God.

1016
01:31:57,904 --> 01:32:00,464
It's all my fault. Everything.

1017
01:32:01,104 --> 01:32:05,620
People dressing alike, buying
the same stuff. I sold it to them.

1018
01:32:08,024 --> 01:32:09,980
I'm a trend pimp.

1019
01:32:10,104 --> 01:32:11,617
Well, it stops here!

1020
01:32:11,744 --> 01:32:15,180
I'm no pimp! And I'm not going to
let Wyatt and Fiona get away with this.

1021
01:32:15,304 --> 01:32:19,058
We are going to the police,
and we are taking this with us!

1022
01:32:22,344 --> 01:32:24,300
Are you guys gonna help me or what?

1023
01:32:24,424 --> 01:32:26,733
Oh! I'll help!

1024
01:32:27,104 --> 01:32:28,423
Yeah, right!

1025
01:32:28,544 --> 01:32:33,493
Cos you know I'm just gonna let you
walk right outta here and spoil everything.

1026
01:32:34,664 --> 01:32:37,940
Now the event everybody has
been waiting for is finally here.

1027
01:32:38,064 --> 01:32:43,013
One night only, the worldwide live debut
concert of Josie and the Pussycats.

1028
01:32:44,104 --> 01:32:48,416
It's going to be live at the MegaArena
with a simultaneous global webcast.

1029
01:32:48,544 --> 01:32:50,500
Log on to MTV.com for more details.

1030
01:32:50,624 --> 01:32:55,095
And remember, you will not hear a thing
without your Josie <i>3</i>-D-<i>X</i> headphones...

1031
01:32:55,224 --> 01:32:58,694
...so I urge you all to pick some up.
I know I bought two.

1032
01:33:26,904 --> 01:33:30,101
Oh. Look at the pouty girl. Boo-hoo!

1033
01:33:30,424 --> 01:33:33,496
You'd better snap out of it, red.
You've got a show to put on.

1034
01:33:33,624 --> 01:33:38,379
Are you kidding? I'm not gonna play,
help you send messages to those kids.

1035
01:33:38,504 --> 01:33:40,859
Look who's got all principled
all of a sudden.

1036
01:33:40,984 --> 01:33:43,737
You didn't seem to mind
when your song went to number one!

1037
01:33:43,864 --> 01:33:47,493
You should kiss my cellulite-free ass
for all I've done for you.

1038
01:33:48,224 --> 01:33:50,374
I made you a rock star.

1039
01:33:51,384 --> 01:33:54,820
- Tell me you don't love that.
- Look, I said forget it, all right?

1040
01:33:54,944 --> 01:33:56,900
Now find yourself another girl.

1041
01:33:57,024 --> 01:33:59,333
Yeah, you see, I would...

1042
01:33:59,464 --> 01:34:01,614
...but everybody's already here!

1043
01:34:02,984 --> 01:34:05,418
Too bad. Wyatt.

1044
01:34:06,784 --> 01:34:08,342
- Josie!
- Val! Mel!

1045
01:34:08,464 --> 01:34:11,297
Don't talk to her.
You're wasting your time.

1046
01:34:11,424 --> 01:34:14,143
Miss Diva here doesn't care
if you do something to us.

1047
01:34:14,264 --> 01:34:18,860
No, that's not true. Listen to me. I didn't
mean any of that stuff that I said before.

1048
01:34:18,984 --> 01:34:22,772
Fiona and Wyatt have put subliminal
message tracks underneath our music.

1049
01:34:22,904 --> 01:34:25,054
Can it, rusty. Your story's boring.

1050
01:34:25,424 --> 01:34:28,814
Wyatt, why don't you show
these two lovely young ladies...

1051
01:34:28,944 --> 01:34:32,539
...what we have for them this evening?
- Gladly, my darling.

1052
01:34:38,144 --> 01:34:40,294
A car! Val, I won a car!

1053
01:34:40,904 --> 01:34:43,737
- No, you didn't win a car.
- Oh, my God! You won a car.

1054
01:34:43,864 --> 01:34:45,741
No one won a car!

1055
01:34:47,184 --> 01:34:51,223
The car is about to be
a part of history...

1056
01:34:51,824 --> 01:34:54,179
...if you decide not to play tonight.

1057
01:34:56,744 --> 01:34:58,939
I'm Serena Altschul
with MTV breaking news.

1058
01:34:59,064 --> 01:35:02,659
The Josie and the Pussycats concert
was unexpectedly cancelled...

1059
01:35:02,784 --> 01:35:05,059
...when an automobile exploded
at the stadium.

1060
01:35:05,184 --> 01:35:09,143
The passengers were identified
as Valerie Brown and Melody Valentine...

1061
01:35:09,264 --> 01:35:11,778
...two founding members
of the popular rock band.

1062
01:35:11,904 --> 01:35:15,943
Investigators were quoted as saying
the two died a slow, fiery death...

1063
01:35:16,064 --> 01:35:18,498
...inside the four-wheeled hell pit.

1064
01:35:19,824 --> 01:35:23,134
We're told that Josie will be
releasing a statement to the press...

1065
01:35:23,264 --> 01:35:25,220
...to comment on this tragedy.

1066
01:35:25,344 --> 01:35:28,541
Yes, what are your comments?
We're all gagging to know.

1067
01:35:28,664 --> 01:35:32,543
Roast your friends? Or play the show?
Play, or roast? What's it to be?

1068
01:35:32,664 --> 01:35:35,019
All right!

1069
01:35:35,144 --> 01:35:37,100
I'll play.

1070
01:35:37,744 --> 01:35:40,099
See, Val? She still likes us.

1071
01:35:41,944 --> 01:35:46,096
Mel, of course I do. You guys
are my best friends on the planet.

1072
01:35:47,544 --> 01:35:51,093
Look, I know friends don't treat
each other the way I treated you guys.

1073
01:35:51,224 --> 01:35:55,058
But if I could just go back in time,
I'd take it all back.

1074
01:35:55,464 --> 01:36:00,663
That'd be cool. If I could go back in time...
I'd wanna meet Snoopy.

1075
01:36:00,904 --> 01:36:05,500
Mel, I love that about you. I love that
you think that everything is possible...

1076
01:36:05,624 --> 01:36:10,254
...and that this world is such a great place.
Because you know what? It is.

1077
01:36:10,384 --> 01:36:14,821
And I'm so sorry if, for one second,
I made you think that it wasn't.

1078
01:36:15,024 --> 01:36:17,174
And, Val...

1079
01:36:17,304 --> 01:36:19,022
Val!

1080
01:36:19,144 --> 01:36:21,374
You bought me my first guitar.

1081
01:36:21,504 --> 01:36:23,699
We may have started this band together...

1082
01:36:23,824 --> 01:36:28,102
...but the only reason that
we've come this far is because of you.

1083
01:36:28,224 --> 01:36:32,456
I don't care if we're Josie and the
Pussycats or Valerie and the Pussycats...

1084
01:36:32,584 --> 01:36:34,540
...or whoever and the Pussycats.

1085
01:36:34,664 --> 01:36:37,815
It doesn't matter,
as long as we're together.

1086
01:36:38,904 --> 01:36:41,577
You're my sister, Val.

1087
01:36:41,704 --> 01:36:43,695
I love you.

1088
01:36:45,584 --> 01:36:47,734
I love you too, Jos.

1089
01:36:47,864 --> 01:36:49,820
And I love you, Val.

1090
01:36:49,944 --> 01:36:51,582
And I love you, Mel.

1091
01:36:51,704 --> 01:36:53,934
- And I love you, Josie.
- And I...

1092
01:36:54,064 --> 01:36:58,740
I scream, you scream, we all scream
for ice cream. Everyone loves everyone.

1093
01:36:58,864 --> 01:37:01,014
Now let's get the show started!

1094
01:37:01,504 --> 01:37:04,576
(chanting) We want the show!
We want the show!

1095
01:37:06,544 --> 01:37:11,140
So what is it this time, Fiona?
Cross-trainers? Pizza bagels? Lip gloss?

1096
01:37:11,384 --> 01:37:13,659
Oh, it's bigger. Much, much bigger.

1097
01:37:15,344 --> 01:37:19,815
You're gonna have a hard time selling
secret messages once your secret's out.

1098
01:37:19,944 --> 01:37:22,538
Oh? And tell me, cookie,
who will believe you?

1099
01:37:22,664 --> 01:37:26,543
Who will get behind the ridiculous
ramblings of one silly, powerless girl?

1100
01:37:28,824 --> 01:37:31,179
We will.

1101
01:37:31,304 --> 01:37:33,454
Who the hell are you?

1102
01:37:37,944 --> 01:37:39,935
Someone you thought you'd gotten rid of.

1103
01:37:40,064 --> 01:37:42,419
Oh, my God! It's Les from Dujour!

1104
01:37:42,544 --> 01:37:44,899
- Les?
- I tried to warn you.

1105
01:37:45,024 --> 01:37:47,299
- The message on your mirror.
- That was you?

1106
01:37:47,424 --> 01:37:49,733
- Dujour was in my bathroom!
- I love you, Les.

1107
01:37:50,344 --> 01:37:54,735
- But you were killed in a plane crash.
- That's what I thought. Wyatt?

1108
01:37:54,864 --> 01:37:57,822
Oh, well, we managed
to land the plane just fine.

1109
01:37:58,504 --> 01:38:02,622
Unfortunately, it was in
the parking lot of a Metallica show.

1110
01:38:04,144 --> 01:38:06,499
Well, the fans beat the crap out of us.

1111
01:38:06,624 --> 01:38:08,580
Well, you don't look too bad.

1112
01:38:09,064 --> 01:38:12,374
And I thank God every day I knew
the words to "Enter Sandman".

1113
01:38:13,904 --> 01:38:15,974
(muffled)

1114
01:38:16,824 --> 01:38:19,133
Word, dog. She's not
gonna get away with it.

1115
01:38:19,384 --> 01:38:21,659
Not this time. Let's get 'em, boys!

1116
01:38:22,104 --> 01:38:24,459
Dujour-style!

1117
01:38:27,424 --> 01:38:29,494
Anyway...

1118
01:38:31,264 --> 01:38:33,220
Oh, now, come on!

1119
01:38:39,624 --> 01:38:41,899
Boy, you almost got me.

1120
01:38:42,184 --> 01:38:47,133
Girls all over the world would kill to be
in your shoes, and you run away from it.

1121
01:38:47,264 --> 01:38:52,099
Why? So you could go crawling back to
Shitdale and spend the rest of your life...

1122
01:38:52,224 --> 01:38:56,581
...being washed up with your loser friends
Dopey and Mopey there?

1123
01:38:58,824 --> 01:39:00,655
That's it.

1124
01:39:05,664 --> 01:39:07,575
Just stop right there, missy.

1125
01:39:07,704 --> 01:39:10,582
Wyatt, you messed with the wrong pussy.

1126
01:39:18,464 --> 01:39:19,613
You bitch!

1127
01:39:30,184 --> 01:39:32,652
You want some? Come on, bring it!

1128
01:39:48,424 --> 01:39:51,018
Stop it! No! Let go! Let go! Let go!

1129
01:39:59,744 --> 01:40:01,063
Ooh!

1130
01:40:01,184 --> 01:40:03,903
What are you gonna do?
Kill me with the guitar?

1131
01:40:04,024 --> 01:40:06,902
Who's gonna go up there and sing?
You need me. Remember?

1132
01:40:07,024 --> 01:40:10,539
Need you? Doll... I created you.

1133
01:40:10,864 --> 01:40:12,900
And believe me, I can destroy you.

1134
01:40:17,304 --> 01:40:19,420
(feedback)

1135
01:40:23,984 --> 01:40:26,293
I'm sorry. Did you need that?

1136
01:40:26,424 --> 01:40:28,574
Wyatt! Fix this!

1137
01:40:28,824 --> 01:40:31,054
You! What's your job? Fix this!

1138
01:40:31,584 --> 01:40:35,338
Oh, it's too late!
They're already taking off the ears!

1139
01:40:36,944 --> 01:40:40,016
Fiona is the most jerkin' girl in the world.

1140
01:40:40,464 --> 01:40:45,584
Everybody loves Fiona. She's got the
best hair and the most awesome clothes.

1141
01:40:45,704 --> 01:40:49,777
And she's so thin. I know
I want to be just like Fiona.

1142
01:40:49,904 --> 01:40:53,453
That's the secret message
that you wanted to send out?

1143
01:40:53,584 --> 01:40:55,734
That you're cool?

1144
01:40:56,904 --> 01:40:59,737
What? That's not me, I swear.

1145
01:40:59,864 --> 01:41:03,015
- (Fiona) You're not doing it right/
- Hey/ That's my job/

1146
01:41:03,144 --> 01:41:08,298
(lisps) If I was a guy, I'd ask her out. If
I was a girl, I'd wanna be her best friend.

1147
01:41:08,424 --> 01:41:12,212
- What's wrong with your voice?
- We'd have slumber parties...

1148
01:41:12,344 --> 01:41:14,574
...we'd have tickle fights/

1149
01:41:15,304 --> 01:41:17,534
(lisps) Oh, sure.

1150
01:41:17,664 --> 01:41:19,620
Go ahead and laugh.

1151
01:41:20,024 --> 01:41:24,973
You don't know what it's like to be
teased and ridiculed your whole life.

1152
01:41:27,704 --> 01:41:30,423
"She sells silver swans
down by the seashore."

1153
01:41:30,544 --> 01:41:33,297
"Seven silver... She swims se..."

1154
01:41:34,384 --> 01:41:36,340
I tried, didn't I?

1155
01:41:38,544 --> 01:41:40,739
All I ever wanted was to be popular.

1156
01:41:41,784 --> 01:41:43,775
Tell me, is that so bad?

1157
01:41:43,904 --> 01:41:45,860
Lisa?

1158
01:41:47,784 --> 01:41:50,981
- What did you call me?
- Lisa Snider?

1159
01:41:52,424 --> 01:41:54,380
(lisps) Lisping Lisa?

1160
01:41:54,504 --> 01:41:57,143
That... that was my nickname in school.

1161
01:41:58,104 --> 01:42:00,459
Huntington High School.

1162
01:42:01,664 --> 01:42:03,700
Lisa, it's me. Wally!

1163
01:42:04,664 --> 01:42:06,814
White-ass Wally!

1164
01:42:07,504 --> 01:42:09,859
White-ass Wally? The albino kid?

1165
01:42:10,544 --> 01:42:13,456
That's impossible!
First of all, he wasn't British.

1166
01:42:13,584 --> 01:42:16,542
(American accent) I'm not.
I started talking like that...

1167
01:42:16,664 --> 01:42:19,815
...because I thought
it would make me more attractive.

1168
01:42:19,944 --> 01:42:22,094
He was so pale.

1169
01:42:23,824 --> 01:42:25,303
Make-up.

1170
01:42:25,424 --> 01:42:27,733
I... I learned to speak without a lisp.

1171
01:42:28,304 --> 01:42:30,260
Look!

1172
01:42:32,584 --> 01:42:34,495
Look!

1173
01:42:37,784 --> 01:42:39,740
I can't believe it's you.

1174
01:42:39,864 --> 01:42:42,332
Isn't it the strangest coincidence?

1175
01:42:46,384 --> 01:42:48,340
Wait.

1176
01:42:50,784 --> 01:42:53,537
Oh, I've been holding that in
for the past 15 years.

1177
01:42:54,184 --> 01:42:56,300
This is so romantic.

1178
01:42:56,424 --> 01:42:59,302
Yeah, in a creepy, ironic sort of way.

1179
01:43:01,584 --> 01:43:03,859
So, what's the moral of the story here?

1180
01:43:03,984 --> 01:43:06,100
Freaks should date other freaks?

1181
01:43:06,224 --> 01:43:10,183
No, I think the moral of the story here is
you should be happy with who you are.

1182
01:43:10,304 --> 01:43:13,853
Spending money on expensive clothes,
trying to impress people?

1183
01:43:13,984 --> 01:43:16,942
It never made me happy.
No, hap... Oh, my gosh.

1184
01:43:17,064 --> 01:43:20,659
Happiness is on the inside.
I'm... I'm not this. I'm not what I wear!

1185
01:43:20,784 --> 01:43:23,173
I'm not what I wear!

1186
01:43:23,304 --> 01:43:25,420
You should think about this.

1187
01:43:26,704 --> 01:43:31,459
Oh, please! Unlike you bunch of
wack jobs, I'm perfect just as I am.

1188
01:43:31,944 --> 01:43:34,902
Holy shit! That girl's
got a skunk on her head!

1189
01:43:35,024 --> 01:43:37,618
Oh. Jeez. That's just your hair. Sorry.

1190
01:43:37,744 --> 01:43:39,735
But that's messed up.

1191
01:43:39,864 --> 01:43:40,933
Who are you?

1192
01:43:41,064 --> 01:43:43,624
- Agent Kelly. I'm with the government.
- Thank God!

1193
01:43:43,744 --> 01:43:47,373
Did you know that Fiona and Wyatt
are using that machine...

1194
01:43:47,504 --> 01:43:50,064
...to send subliminal messages
through our music?

1195
01:43:50,184 --> 01:43:53,096
They're trying to create
an army of mindless teenagers...

1196
01:43:53,224 --> 01:43:56,819
...to make them buy things,
and even control their thoughts.

1197
01:43:56,944 --> 01:43:58,855
- They what?!
- Oh, come on.

1198
01:43:58,984 --> 01:44:02,021
- You knew about this from the beginning.
- Arrest that woman.

1199
01:44:02,144 --> 01:44:03,896
- And that man.
- What?!

1200
01:44:04,024 --> 01:44:07,460
On charges of conspiracy
against the youth of America.

1201
01:44:07,864 --> 01:44:11,379
- You can't be serious.
- Oh, I'm serious, ma'am.

1202
01:44:11,584 --> 01:44:13,734
This is a very serious offence.

1203
01:44:14,544 --> 01:44:17,012
Sorry, Fiona, but somebody's
gotta take the fall.

1204
01:44:17,144 --> 01:44:19,135
You bastard!

1205
01:44:19,264 --> 01:44:23,621
Besides, after the concert we were gonna
shut down your entire operation anyway.

1206
01:44:23,744 --> 01:44:27,703
We've found that subliminal messages
work much better in movies.

1207
01:44:27,824 --> 01:44:29,735
(Mr Moviefone) "Josie and the
Pussycats" is the best movie ever.

1208
01:44:29,864 --> 01:44:32,014
All right, let's go.

1209
01:44:32,744 --> 01:44:36,532
Well, now that you girls
are done saving the world...

1210
01:44:36,664 --> 01:44:39,053
...I think you have a concert to play.

1211
01:44:41,944 --> 01:44:45,141
(Alexander) Give it up
for Josie and the Pussycats/

1212
01:45:13,064 --> 01:45:14,543
Whoa...

1213
01:45:20,864 --> 01:45:23,219
I'm gonna take these off.

1214
01:45:32,504 --> 01:45:34,256
Stop!

1215
01:45:38,544 --> 01:45:43,857
I know you all came here because you
heard something you liked on our CD.

1216
01:45:46,584 --> 01:45:51,578
We're gonna play something different
for you, something you haven't heard.

1217
01:45:52,424 --> 01:45:55,700
It's cool if you like it,
it's all right if you don't.

1218
01:45:55,824 --> 01:45:59,100
Just... decide for yourselves.

1219
01:46:01,304 --> 01:46:04,296
This is for someone
who said he believed in me.

1220
01:46:06,104 --> 01:46:08,459
I kinda wish he was here now.

1221
01:46:13,184 --> 01:46:15,254
? Na-na na

1222
01:46:15,384 --> 01:46:17,295
? Na na-na na

1223
01:46:17,424 --> 01:46:19,380
? Na-na na

1224
01:46:19,504 --> 01:46:21,460
? Na na-na na

1225
01:46:21,584 --> 01:46:23,415
? Na-na na

1226
01:46:23,664 --> 01:46:25,302
? Na-na na

1227
01:46:25,424 --> 01:46:28,382
? Yeah

1228
01:46:31,144 --> 01:46:32,941
One, two. One, two, three!

1229
01:46:33,064 --> 01:46:36,852
? Spin around, come back home,
you're runnin' out on a line

1230
01:46:36,984 --> 01:46:39,544
? Sometimes feel I'm goin' out of my mind

1231
01:46:39,664 --> 01:46:43,896
? Stunned here,
waitin' for anyone to take the time

1232
01:46:44,024 --> 01:46:47,619
? Spin around,
we get further and further away

1233
01:46:47,824 --> 01:46:50,384
? Smile and wave, ain't got nothin' to say

1234
01:46:50,504 --> 01:46:55,100
? Stunned here,
waitin' for anyone to take the time

1235
01:46:55,424 --> 01:46:59,019
? To change my mind this time

1236
01:47:01,624 --> 01:47:06,414
? But I've been starin'
at the sun for some time

1237
01:47:07,304 --> 01:47:11,695
? It gets dark inside but I don't mind

1238
01:47:12,784 --> 01:47:16,857
? And if you're gone
it's like I'm goin' blind

1239
01:47:16,984 --> 01:47:21,774
? I can't get by this time

1240
01:47:22,984 --> 01:47:26,215
? Spin around, come down now
cos it's all gettin' clear

1241
01:47:26,344 --> 01:47:29,142
? Everything you've ever wanted is here

1242
01:47:29,264 --> 01:47:33,655
? We never needed anyone
to change our minds

1243
01:47:33,784 --> 01:47:36,139
? Don't waste our time

1244
01:47:36,544 --> 01:47:38,694
? We're fine

1245
01:47:40,464 --> 01:47:45,140
? I've been starin' at the sun for some time

1246
01:47:46,144 --> 01:47:50,376
? It gets dark inside but I don't mind

1247
01:47:51,344 --> 01:47:55,496
? And if you're gone
it's like I'm goin' blind

1248
01:47:55,624 --> 01:48:00,459
? I can't get by this time

1249
01:48:01,584 --> 01:48:04,337
Josie! Josie!

1250
01:48:04,464 --> 01:48:06,216
Alan M!

1251
01:48:07,024 --> 01:48:09,982
- What are you doing here?
- I had to tell you that...

1252
01:48:10,104 --> 01:48:13,938
...even though you don't feel the same way
about me as I do about you...

1253
01:48:14,064 --> 01:48:16,498
...and even though
you didn't come to my gig...

1254
01:48:16,624 --> 01:48:19,900
- Wyatt told me it was cancelled!
- That dick!

1255
01:48:21,064 --> 01:48:25,819
What did you mean, "I don't feel the same
way about you as you do about me?"

1256
01:48:25,944 --> 01:48:28,174
That's what I came here to tell you.

1257
01:48:28,304 --> 01:48:30,499
Josie McCoy, I...

1258
01:48:34,384 --> 01:48:36,614
I love you!

1259
01:48:38,864 --> 01:48:40,820
I love you too!

1260
01:48:40,944 --> 01:48:42,662
I always have!

1261
01:48:48,944 --> 01:48:51,060
- Hi.
- Hi.

1262
01:49:03,624 --> 01:49:04,374
Damn.

1263
01:49:50,424 --> 01:49:53,257
? Spin around and around
and around and around

1264
01:49:53,384 --> 01:49:56,421
? I never wanna come back down

1265
01:49:56,544 --> 01:49:59,104
? Cos everything that I lost I found

1266
01:49:59,224 --> 01:50:01,533
? Yeah

1267
01:50:01,664 --> 01:50:03,973
? Spin around and around, yeah

1268
01:50:04,224 --> 01:50:06,021
? Spin around and around, yeah

1269
01:50:07,064 --> 01:50:09,055
? Spin around and around, yeah

1270
01:50:10,584 --> 01:50:15,817
? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

1271
01:50:38,944 --> 01:50:40,696
(laughs) Contain the excitement.

1272
01:50:43,744 --> 01:50:46,178
- Why'd you have to hit me?
- It's just never gonna stop.

1273
01:51:08,504 --> 01:51:10,859
Did you see me
hit my nose on the mike?

1274
01:51:11,904 --> 01:51:15,135
From this command centre,
we control everything...

1275
01:51:16,104 --> 01:51:18,493
...except what
I'm gonna say next.

1276
01:51:18,624 --> 01:51:21,900
I can't even believe
that they let me bring...

1277
01:51:22,024 --> 01:51:24,379
You slept with him!

1278
01:51:25,744 --> 01:51:27,735
He'd better get Mama
to get him a new face.

1279
01:51:27,864 --> 01:51:30,617
- You know my mom's dead.
- That's just...

1280
01:51:31,784 --> 01:51:33,661
Next up on weather...

1281
01:51:35,024 --> 01:51:36,423
What is wrong with you?

1282
01:51:36,544 --> 01:51:39,012
Goodness, won't somebody
please save us?

1283
01:51:45,824 --> 01:51:47,860
Hey! Those are my bunny ears.

1284
01:51:54,064 --> 01:51:56,020
This is what our operation...

1285
01:51:56,144 --> 01:51:58,704
I just spat
right into the camera.

1286
01:52:13,184 --> 01:52:14,776
Yeah, right!

1287
01:52:14,904 --> 01:52:16,860
Cos you know
I'm just gonna...

1288
01:52:40,464 --> 01:52:42,659
Visiontext Subtitles:
Paul Murray

1289
01:52:51,624 --> 01:52:55,697
? They say this kind of love is wrong,
but you know it feels so right

1290
01:52:55,824 --> 01:52:59,863
? Running my hands across your cheeks,
they're, oh, so smooth and white

1291
01:52:59,984 --> 01:53:03,613
? Leave the light on, baby,
and unlock your back door

1292
01:53:03,744 --> 01:53:07,942
? I'll be comin' through that way tonight
to love you for sure

1293
01:53:08,064 --> 01:53:12,342
? Lyin' on your bed, starin' up at the moon

1294
01:53:12,464 --> 01:53:15,740
? You got me crazy, gotta love you soon

1295
01:53:15,864 --> 01:53:18,219
? I'm your backdoor lover

1296
01:53:18,344 --> 01:53:20,380
? Comin' from behind
with the lights down low

1297
01:53:20,504 --> 01:53:22,142
? Backdoor lover

1298
01:53:22,264 --> 01:53:24,459
? Just you and me, no one has to know

1299
01:53:24,584 --> 01:53:26,336
? Backdoor lover

1300
01:53:26,464 --> 01:53:28,295
? Gonna meet you there at the secret spot

1301
01:53:28,424 --> 01:53:32,781
? I'll show you a love that's more than hot

1302
01:53:34,184 --> 01:53:37,256
? Well, he looks at me
with those innocent eyes

1303
01:53:37,384 --> 01:53:40,535
? And says "It looks like
you're wearin' some kinda disguise

1304
01:53:40,664 --> 01:53:43,940
? Because your hair sticks up,
your shoes are untied. "

1305
01:53:44,064 --> 01:53:46,862
? "I hope that you got
that shirt at half price. "

1306
01:53:46,984 --> 01:53:50,021
? And every word I say
falls flat on the floor

1307
01:53:50,144 --> 01:53:53,295
? I try to tell a joke, he's heard it before

1308
01:53:53,424 --> 01:53:56,655
? And I don't think
that I can take it no more

1309
01:53:56,784 --> 01:53:59,696
? It's drivin' me
right out my front door

1310
01:54:00,344 --> 01:54:03,302
? Why do you do
what you do to me, baby?

1311
01:54:03,424 --> 01:54:06,541
? You're shakin' my confidence,
drivin' me crazy

1312
01:54:06,664 --> 01:54:09,656
? You know if I could
I'd do anything for you

1313
01:54:09,784 --> 01:54:12,662
? Please don't ignore me
cos you know I adore you

1314
01:54:22,744 --> 01:54:25,975
? Nobody rocks the mike like Dujour

1315
01:54:26,424 --> 01:54:30,576
? Bangin' round the world with,
wish you could be friends, Dujour

1316
01:54:30,704 --> 01:54:34,333
? We're number one
and stayin' at the top of our game

1317
01:54:34,464 --> 01:54:38,935
? From east to west, we know
you already know our name

1318
01:54:39,064 --> 01:54:42,534
? Dujour around the world for ever, yeah

1319
01:54:43,184 --> 01:54:46,938
? Flyin' so high in all kinds of weather

1320
01:54:47,064 --> 01:54:49,703
? We're number one in this game

1321
01:54:49,824 --> 01:54:54,420
? And I think you know
our name is Dujour

1322
01:54:54,544 --> 01:54:58,173
? Nobody rocks the mike like Dujour

1323
01:54:58,304 --> 01:55:02,217
? Ride on your motorbike with Dujour

1324
01:55:07,224 --> 01:55:09,374
? I'm a punk rock prom queen

1325
01:55:09,864 --> 01:55:12,139
? Brown paper magazine

1326
01:55:12,264 --> 01:55:14,334
? Hotter than you've ever seen

1327
01:55:14,464 --> 01:55:16,420
? Everywhere and in between

1328
01:55:16,784 --> 01:55:18,740
? I'm a ten-ticket thrill ride

1329
01:55:19,384 --> 01:55:21,500
? Don't you wanna come inside?

1330
01:55:21,624 --> 01:55:24,058
? A five-star triple threat,
hardest of the hard to get

1331
01:55:24,184 --> 01:55:26,015
? No one's little red Corvette,
ain't seen nothin' like it yet

1332
01:55:26,144 --> 01:55:30,660
? It took six whole hours
and five long days

1333
01:55:30,784 --> 01:55:34,572
? For all your lies to come undone

1334
01:55:35,624 --> 01:55:40,618
? And those three small words
were way too late

1335
01:55:41,264 --> 01:55:45,974
? Cos you can't see that I'm the one

1336
01:55:46,624 --> 01:55:48,580
(Mr Moviefone) Jerkin'/