1
00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,673
It must be this one.

2
00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:04,069
Hold that gun.
Plank, give me the keys.

3
00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,435
Don't point that at my bollocks!

4
00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:10,274
Planks of wood. I'm working
with fucking planks of wood.

5
00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:14,035
Shit! What the fuck is that?

6
00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:15,712
What the fuck's that?

7
00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,472
It's my Bren gun.

8
00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,551
Haven't you got something
more practical?

9
00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:24,078
Don't none of you slags move.
I'll kill the lot of you!

10
00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,435
Who you gonna kill, Plank?
There's no one there.

11
00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,234
Aaagh! They fucking shot me!

12
00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:33,753
Well, shoot 'em back.

13
00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:40,239
Jesus, Plank! Couldn't you get
smokeless cartridges?

14
00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,276
Shit, I've been shot.

15
00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:45,272
I don't believe this. Could
everyone stop getting shot?

16
00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,909
John, sit down and patch
yourself up, you tart!

17
00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,911
It's a fucking air rifle!

18
00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:00,476
- What the fuck was that?
- The Bren gun.

19
00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,869
Fire that gun again,
you're a dead man.

20
00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:06,077
No ifs, no buts,
you're a dead man!

21
00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:09,038
I've got bollock ache with this.
Where's my fucking gun?

22
00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:17,876
Now I've got your attention.
Firstly, I'll blow his toes off.

23
00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,318
There go his toes.

24
00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,915
If you want me out of here,
open the fucking gate

25
00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,275
or I'm gonna blow his leg off!

26
00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,669
They're gonna kill us
if we do, man.

27
00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:35,151
Poor J'll certainly get it
if we don't. He's serious.

28
00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,435
I'm losing patience.
Hurry up, girls!

29
00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,351
[Winston]
It's all fucking right!

30
00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,992
Willie, he doesn't know
you're here...

31
00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,310
Sort something out.

32
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And all your friends,
there's a good lad.

33
00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,630
- There's only three of us here.
- I don't believe you.

34
00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:08,998
- I'm gonna blow his leg off.
- There's only three of us!

35
00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,993
- Plank?
- Yeah, one of 'em's out.

36
00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,397
0pen the gate.

37
00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,356
Up, up, up, there's a good lad.

38
00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,797
John, get them tied up.
Plank, where's the money?

39
00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,598
In those shoe-boxes.

40
00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,916
- Where?
- 0ut the back.

41
00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,275
- And the weed?
- 0ut the back.

42
00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,557
- Point.
- With what?

43
00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,915
- Your hands!
- I'm tied up.

44
00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,673
Nod your head or something.

45
00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:39,072
Check it out. Plank,
get Paul out that van lively.

46
00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,834
[Scream of agony]

47
00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:48,435
[Bren gun fires]

48
00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,192
[Silence]

49
00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,237
Knife.

50
00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,152
I'm gonna cut him.
Make sure he knows he's dead.

51
00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,037
How you doing, Mick?

52
00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,317
How d'you think?
He's nearly chopped my arm off.

53
00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,392
Jesus Christ.

54
00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:22,959
Gordon Bennett.

55
00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,998
What the fuck's
been going on here?

56
00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,277
Shut up, you idiot.
It's Hanukkah.

57
00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,191
Don't just stand there.

58
00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,271
Can you fit it all in? >

59
00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:37,638
There's a lot... I can't
get Epping Forest in my van.

60
00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,957
Bollocks to can't.

61
00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,635
You'll fit it all in
if you have to make two trips.

62
00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,310
Bollocks!

63
00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:56,389
If you don't move it,
we will move it.

64
00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,438
- I'll only be a minute.
- You've already been 15.

65
00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:02,432
- Come and have a look.
- At what, exactly?

66
00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,592
- The van's half full.
- So?

67
00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:09,559
All I've got to do
is fill it up, put you in it...

68
00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:10,834
What?

69
00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,156
...and I'm off.

70
00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,599
Can you carry
more than one bag this time?

71
00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:29,753
- I can't. My neck, Dog.
- How many more bags?

72
00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:32,115
< Just a couple.

73
00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,316
Mick, you dead yet?

74
00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:39,356
I'll be all right. 0nce I've
dealt with that lanky prick.

75
00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,954
[Dog] Do it quietly.

76
00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,560
Time to say "Goodnight, nurse".

77
00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,353
Where the fuck
did she come from?

78
00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,876
Tie her up.
We're out of here.

79
00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,874
[Bacon] Not like that,
you idiot. Give it us here.

80
00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,591
What you doing, Ed?

81
00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,033
D'you want one?

82
00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,680
No, I fucking don't.
You cannot make tea, Edward.

83
00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:19,230
The British Empire
was built on cups of tea.

84
00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:20,958
[Soap] And look what happened.

85
00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,032
If you think I'm going to war
without one, you're mistaken.

86
00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,792
Going to war with what?

87
00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,075
Have you forgotten
those guns, you dozy prat?

88
00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,918
You won't get away with this.

89
00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:56,597
- Paul, what's that?
- It's a traffic warden.

90
00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,478
What's he doing
in the back of the van?

91
00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,516
He was gonna call the cozzers.

92
00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,955
Fair enough -
we'll deal with him later.

93
00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,199
How we doing, Tom?

94
00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,271
Right as rain.

95
00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,954
I'm gonna take care of the cabs.

96
00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,439
Keep us posted.

97
00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,199
Do you do airports?

98
00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,392
Where are we gonna hide?

99
00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,714
Don't complicate things.
Just hide.

100
00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,918
0w! Fuck!

101
00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,953
We're on.

102
00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,111
They weigh a pound or two!

103
00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,792
Shut up and back up!

104
00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,154
[Whistle]

105
00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,992
Spin round, big boy.

106
00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,799
Fuck!

107
00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,678
Stay down. Stay down!

108
00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,679
Tie 'em up. Tape 'em up.
Hands and face.

109
00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:30,875
0n the floor!

110
00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,793
Bend over the fucking desk.

111
00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,715
Keys. I want keys, now.

112
00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,232
I'll find ya.

113
00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,311
'Course you will, sweetheart.

114
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,515
I'll find ya.

115
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:52,354
What d'you think this is?
Fucking hide and seek?

116
00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,192
That one. Search that one.

117
00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,358
Right, I'll see you
in the van,

118
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,396
when you've finished
with handsome.

119
00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,552
Jesus. That wasn't
too bad, was it?

120
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:34,713
When the bottle in my arse has
contracted, I'll let you know.

121
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,156
Bacon, see what we've got.

122
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,151
Let's have a butchers.

123
00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,956
We've hit the jackpot, lads.

124
00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:50,749
We've got God knows how much
of this stinking weed.

125
00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,479
A shitload of cash.

126
00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,073
And a traffic warden.

127
00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,513
What?

128
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,998
Jesus, Ed.
We got a traffic warden.

129
00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,438
I think he's still alive.

130
00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:09,080
He's got claret
coming out of him somewhere.

131
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,196
What did they want
with a traffic warden?

132
00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,669
I don't know.
I don't think we need him.

133
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,557
Knock him out
and dump him at the lights.

134
00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,835
What d'you mean,
knock him out? With what?

135
00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,990
Use your imagination.

136
00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,393
[Traffic warden wails]

137
00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,516
Don't touch him up.
Knock him out.

138
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,158
I'll knock you out!

139
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,913
You wanna knock him out,
you knock him out.

140
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,311
I fucking hate traffic wardens.

141
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:48,832
It's about time you gave my
young friends a visit, Chris.

142
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,036
Tomorrow's the day
and mum's the word.

143
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,917
I can't have that, can I, Baz?

144
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,752
No, Harry, you can't.

145
00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,990
I mean, it's a liberty.

146
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:04,197
I can't have a liberty taken,
can I, Chris?

147
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,077
No, Harry, you can't.

148
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,277
I mean, it's enough
to give me the arsehole.

149
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,556
I can't have the arsehole,
can I, boys?

150
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,596
No, Harry, you can't.

151
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:19,719
Dead, I don't know who they
fuckin' think they can be,

152
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,552
that I won't find 'em.

153
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:25,349
I don't give a fuck
who they think they are!

154
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:30,195
I'll kill 'em! I'll fucking
hang, draw and quarter 'em!

155
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,080
All right, that's it.
We're done.

156
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,151
We're off.

157
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,913
Ed, are you sure it's a good
idea taking this back to yours?

158
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,878
It's the only place we can,
and the last place they'll look.

159
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,679
Anyway, fuck it. The battle
is over and the war is won.

160
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:53,275
Tom, take this to Nick the
Bubble and get rid of it quick.

161
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:08,317
This skunk
is as good as it gets.

162
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:14,997
All right.
We'll take it. Half price.

163
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,156
I don't think he'll like that.

164
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:21,073
You said three five a key.
That's a good price.

165
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,593
That was yesterday. >

166
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,274
Now it's today,
if I'm not mistaken.

167
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,511
We'll take it tomorrow.
Half price.

168
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:32,513
If he wants to get rid of it
quick, he'll have to take it.

169
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,388
Look, I've got a race coming up,
so if you'd be kind enough...

170
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,079
Lenny,

171
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:48,232
take that round to Snow White
and the three little chemists.

172
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,276
They should have
a gander at that.

173
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,032
I want a second opinion.

174
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:59,232
Hang on a minute, Nathan,
something stinks.

175
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,117
Yeah, your fucking aftershave.

176
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,792
Fuck you, funny man.

177
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,031
For God's sake, help me.

178
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:09,317
I'm in pain.
I'm in so much pain!

179
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,436
Go in slowly, Nathan.

180
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,431
Fuck you, funny man.
You go first.

181
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,919
Get the fuck in there!

182
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,117
I want this house searched
for bugs, stripped.

183
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:22,034
Even if there was a bug,
they'd have taken it with 'em.

184
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,712
Bit late to start thinking.

185
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,633
If it's a possibility,
that's good enough for me.

186
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:30,918
Then I want every slag
this side of Ceylon pulled in

187
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,911
and tortured... badly.

188
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,275
I want to know
who's responsible for this,

189
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,157
otherwise I hold
you responsible.

190
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,874
[Eddie] Not a bad day.

191
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,554
That pile takes care of Harry.

192
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,039
What's left over?

193
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,997
Give me half a chance
to count it.

194
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,598
What about this gear, then?

195
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:07,639
0h, what, you want
a toke on that?

196
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,439
No. I don't want any
of that horrible shit.

197
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,590
Can we lock up
and get drunk now, please?

198
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:18,038
Look, we had the gates up, but
they stuck a shotgun through.

199
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,756
Poor bloody J got shot.

200
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,028
Right mess.

201
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,232
It'll be more than your life's
worth if you jest with me.

202
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,636
Some girl took one out.
He was in a right two an' eight.

203
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:37,559
We shot one of them...
in the... er, throat.

204
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,039
What d'you want, a medal?

205
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,192
I'll shoot you
if I don't get my ganja back.

206
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,393
The one you shot.
Is he still in there? >

207
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,118
No, it was another one.

208
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,078
That's more like it.
Where is he?

209
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,391
Well, they... they
took him with.

210
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,038
He's still, still alive.

211
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,351
What did you shoot him with?
An air gun?

212
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:08,671
Look, we grow weed.
We're not mercenaries.

213
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,877
You don't say.

214
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,713
Who could it be?
Where do we start, Rory?

215
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,109
Mr Breaker.

216
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,919
Today, my name is Mr Breaker.

217
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,514
You think this
is a coincidence?

218
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,636
This white shite
steals my things

219
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,756
and thinks he can
sell it back to me!

220
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,195
He's got less brains
than you, Lenny!

221
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,191
Get Nick - the greasy wop

222
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:35,717
shistos pezavengy gammore
Greek bastard round here now,

223
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,633
if he's stupid enough
to be on this planet.

224
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,637
# Come with me,
I'll fill you with desire

225
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:10,508
# Take my hand and we'll walk
this land together #

226
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,996
Your stupidity might be
your one saving grace.

227
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,593
Uuh?

228
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,671
Don't uuh me, Greek boy.

229
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,752
How is it your fucking stupid,
soon-to-be-dead friends

230
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,956
thought that they could
steal my cannabis

231
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,110
and then sell it back to me?

232
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,589
Is this a declaration of war?

233
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,558
Is this some white cunt's joke?

234
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,279
'Cause I'm not fucking laughing,
Ni-ko-las!

235
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,633
I have three interests
in life, Nick.

236
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,917
No, four.
Football, music, money,

237
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,276
and the annihilation of anyone
who interferes with those.

238
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,191
You couldn't
have known my position, >

239
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,999
'cause you're not that stupid
that if you did,

240
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,389
you wouldn't have turned up here
scratching your arse,

241
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:54,189
with that "what's going on" look
on your chevy chase.

242
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,916
But you do know
where these people live.

243
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,349
If you hold back anything,
I'll kill you.

244
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,989
If you bend the truth, or
I think you are, I'll kill you.

245
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,799
If you forget anything,
I'll kill you.

246
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:19,032
In fact, you'll have to work
very hard to stay alive, Nick.

247
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,917
Do you understand
everything I've said?

248
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:26,269
Because if you don't,
I'll kill you.

249
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:30,831
Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak...
you may enlighten me.

250
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,913
So we've got a bit
of a problem, ain't we?

251
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,355
Er, well... yeah, we do.

252
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,830
In fact, this is a bit more
than a bit of a problem.

253
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,514
It's the Mount
fucking Everest of problems!

254
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,398
The reason it's such a fucking
monstrosity of a problem is...

255
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,711
you haven't got the first idea
who did this to us, have you?

256
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,268
We've been up all night.
It's no one from round here.

257
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,032
We've had 'em all
lined up against the wall.

258
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,951
If it was a toerag
from the manor, we'd know.

259
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,713
- We'd know.
- You'd fucking know!

260
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,633
You wouldn't know if it was
the next door neighbours!

261
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,029
Get out there and find them!

262
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:09,192
I'm sick of
the fucking sight of you!

263
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:24,233
"Scarface" -
I've watched "Scarface".

264
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:28,518
If you want to know how to do
a drug deal, watch "Scarface".

265
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,311
That really inspires confidence.

266
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,879
This guy, Rory Breaker...

267
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,555
Rory Breaker - psychotic
black dwarf with an afro?

268
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,437
That'll be the same man, yes.

269
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,715
I've heard of him -
he's a fucking lunatic.

270
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,030
He can afford the deal
at the price we're selling.

271
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,872
It's not worth him
giving us any trouble.

272
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,793
He knows we'll be a pain
in the arse. Who needs that?

273
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,916
I'd take a pain in the arse
for half a million quid.

274
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,513
You'd take a pain
in the arse for air miles.

275
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,397
The fatter you get,
the sadder you get.

276
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,471
Will you stop flirting
for a minute?

277
00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,394
After we pay Hatchet,
this deal puts us up...

278
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,233
nearly �200,000 each.

279
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:07,074
Not bad for a morning's work,
I think you'll agree.

280
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,035
So they had the cash.

281
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,473
And the puff.

282
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,676
Cheeky bastards. Count it.

283
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,716
Shit, Dog. There's a lot.

284
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,268
Do you want to do it next door?

285
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,078
We're not going next door

286
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,958
till we've flayed
them dead men walking.

287
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,712
We'll count it upstairs.

288
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,792
I don't want them to see you
fingering the money.

289
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,472
Dog, look...

290
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,950
Give us it here... dozy bastard.

291
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,113
Check your guns.
Get yourselves well hid.

292
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,875
Wait till they get right inside
the door, then give it 'em.

293
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,874
Give me them shooters,
you can use your own.

294
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,399
[Phone ringing]

295
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,388
Yeah.

296
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,118
That's no way
to answer the phone.

297
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,838
Is that you, Dean?

298
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,275
It's Lord fucking Lucan.
Who do you think it is?

299
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,873
What can I do for you?

300
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,428
Those guns I sold you,
I need them back.

301
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,988
Not likely. I don't think
I'll be seeing them again.

302
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,036
I've got the money
to pay for them.

303
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,509
I'm sure you do.
But you don't understand.

304
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,795
I ain't seeing them
or the guns again.

305
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,233
We can't get them.

306
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,276
If we can't get them,
we can't get them.

307
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,590
You'll have to get them.

308
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,558
We made a deal for everything
inside the cabinet.

309
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,234
Inside, outside -
I don't give a shit.

310
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,629
Get those guns,
because if you don't...

311
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,994
Yeah, Bazza, or what?

312
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,832
Have you heard
of Harry Lonsdale?

313
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,356
0therwise known as "Hack You
Up With an Hatchet Harry"?

314
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,953
Well, this is...

315
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,271
James Bond, need-to-know time.

316
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:55,273
When you dance with the devil,
you wait for the song to stop.

317
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,634
Know what I mean?

318
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,789
I mean find 'em,
torture 'em and kill 'em.

319
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,711
And bring back
what belongs to me.

320
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:11,271
Because if you don't,
your family's bang in trouble.

321
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,679
Who was that?

322
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,069
That was Harry Horrible Hatchet.

323
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,593
Jesus, I've heard of him.

324
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,638
[Dean] Shit, they were
his fucking guns we sold.

325
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,358
We've got to find them.

326
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,910
No fucking about, Nick.
Where can I find those guns?

327
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,679
[Zorba the Greek plays]

328
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,476
Six black cocks
and a little white kitten

329
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,312
sitting on the side
of the road.

330
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,797
We're gonna do
a proper decoration job.

331
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,236
I want the grey skies
of London illuminated.

332
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,278
I want that house painted red.

333
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,797
All right, there's this brass
standing on the corner.

334
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,916
Dwarf walks up to her
carrying a suitcase...

335
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,878
Winston there
is gonna come along

336
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,996
and see if he recognises
any of them.

337
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,071
Watch out for these fellas -

338
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:32,631
they've got a bit of an arsenal
and they don't mind using it.

339
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,631
I'm taking down her panties...

340
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,115
Does everyone know
what they got to do?

341
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,792
Yeah.

342
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,195
[Music speeding up]

343
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,754
[Music very fast]

344
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,830
What the fuck is going on?

345
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,038
[Shooting continues]

346
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,913
You got something here
for me, have you?

347
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,916
Come on. Chop-chop.

348
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,633
Thank you very much.

349
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,199
He's got the guns.

350
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,191
- You get them.
- Why me?

351
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,350
You're supposed
to be the hard case...

352
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,158
You get the guns!
I drive the car!

353
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,193
Good boy.

354
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:06,034
- Get the fucking guns.
- Y0U get the fucking guns!

355
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,599
You fucking big...

356
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,071
All right. Wrap them guns up.

357
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,912
Count the money.

358
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,752
Put your seat belt on.

359
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,038
We've got to get the fucking
guns or we're dead!

360
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,392
...so I made sure I fucked
the one that was coughing.

361
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,153
Get out the car,
you yuppie fucker!

362
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,999
[Whimpering]

363
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,509
He's the one
we shot in the neck.

364
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,750
Is that right, Mr Botanical?

365
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,839
[Gunshot]

366
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,279
Jesus!

367
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:08,674
I don't believe this.
What the fuck has happened here?

368
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,193
Jesus.

369
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,039
The money. The gear.

370
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,318
This is fucked.

371
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,311
No money. No weed.

372
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,756
It's all been replaced
by a pile of corpses.

373
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,750
All right. Don't panic.
Let's think about this.

374
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,400
Fuck that,
you can think about it.

375
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,789
I am panicking and I'm off.

376
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,280
Hello, John. Nice holiday?

377
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,873
Yeah, terrific, Chris.

378
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,589
I got sunstroke and concussion
thrown in for an extra grand.

379
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,877
Sounds like a good deal.
You're not complaining, are you?

380
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,111
No, I'll take the family
next year.

381
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,633
Fair play to ya.

382
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,229
- That you, Chris?
- Harry.

383
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,673
How did you get your hands
on these, then?

384
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,193
The boys had 'em.

385
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,395
I know you like
these sort of things -

386
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:38,674
wondered if you wanted 'em.

387
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,876
Yeah, I'll have 'em.

388
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,191
- Was it hard getting the money?
- Not especially.

389
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,637
Upset a few characters, though.

390
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,109
Have you counted it?

391
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,270
Yeah, it's all there,
to the pound.

392
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,237
- They were gonna pay?
- Looks like it.

393
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,880
But who knows?
The opportunity was there.

394
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,599
In my experience, it's best
to take that opportunity -

395
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,591
if it's there.

396
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,511
Good work, Chris.

397
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,510
[Dean]
We've got to get those guns.

398
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,319
[Gary]
We don't know who lives there.

399
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,277
[Dean]
I don't care who lives there!

400
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,989
All's I know is it's preferable
to death by Hatchet.

401
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,832
[Gary] Fair enough. Let's go.

402
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,308
I don't think
it's the right move.

403
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,834
[Ed] It's either that,

404
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:54,071
the old boy's place
and we lose a digit daily.

405
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:58,073
- I'm gonna phone him.
- As if he'll care.

406
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,913
He'll care. That was
supposed to be his money.

407
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,514
Whether he cares about us
is different.

408
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,079
Pass me the phone.

409
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,036
[Phone rings]

410
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,195
Yeah? That you, boy?

411
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,157
It's Ed,
if that's what you mean.

412
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,958
'Pay day, ain't it? '

413
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,919
Yeah... I wanted
to talk to you about that.

414
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,433
I'll bet you do.

415
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,829
I got half
a million nicker here,

416
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,070
which means
some poor sod doesn't.

417
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,151
You've upset a few people.

418
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,596
But that really
isn't my concern, is it?

419
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:45,468
What does concern me...
is the guns you had.

420
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,518
'I want to talk to you
about that.'

421
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,070
So get your arse here now.
And I mean now!

422
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:29,634
Bastard! You fucking bastard!

423
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,278
Bastard!

424
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,873
What the fuck
are you doing here?

425
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,510
What the fuck
are you doing here?

426
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,870
Job well done. We made
a few quid out of that one.

427
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:01,359
Son...?

428
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,351
Made a few quid, did you?

429
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,510
Where's what I want?

430
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,756
You all right there, mate?

431
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,718
Very fucking funny.
Where's what I want?

432
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,155
I've just left it in the office.

433
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:18,153
We'd better get it, if you want
your son to see his birthday.

434
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:21,949
- Now chop-fucking-chop.
- All right. Fair enough.

435
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:24,718
Where you going?

436
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,395
It's a thirty second drive
or a five minute walk.

437
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,155
I couldn't have parked outside,
I'd have got a ticket.

438
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:34,595
I suppose that don't
matter now, does it?

439
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,159
Just be careful.

440
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,878
Right.

441
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,672
[Ed] You and me.

442
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,352
[Tom] You and who?

443
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,159
You know where
the door handle is, Tom.

444
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,199
# "The Payback"
by James Brown

445
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,872
# Payback

446
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:03,317
# That's it, payback

447
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,756
# Revenge, I'm mad

448
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:10,753
# Get down with my girlfriend

449
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:11,955
# That ain't right #

450
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,632
0h, no. Not again.

451
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,075
That's it. I'm off.

452
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,709
Tom... that is our bag.

453
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,794
- Ed...!
- Hold on.

454
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,116
This is our bag.

455
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,276
That's it. We're off.

456
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,432
- I'm gonna take these guns.
- Tom, don't fuck about!

457
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,476
It'll only take a minute.

458
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,555
What is going on?

459
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,989
I don't know, but I do know
there's no more Harry.

460
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,878
Which means
there's no more debt.

461
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,111
If there's no more debt,
there's no more problem.

462
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:51,478
And there's no problem with the
neighbours - they're all dead.

463
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,552
And I think,
if I get this right,

464
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,315
we haven't done anything wrong
and we're in the clear.

465
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,828
Never ever...

466
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,879
has anyone
been as fucking rude...

467
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,952
...to me as you!

468
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,952
You fucking... bastard!

469
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,752
All right, mate?

470
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,434
Cheeky bastard!

471
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,078
'This was an embarrassing
position for Tom to be in.

472
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,550
'But Chris had to respect
the fact that he was holding

473
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,313
'what appeared to be
a pair of loaded shotguns.

474
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,233
'Tom had to respect the fact
they were not loaded.

475
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,311
'So without anybody
losing too much face,

476
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,836
'Tom left through a side door
and Chris left with the money.

477
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,638
'Everybody else got arrested.'

478
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:45,431
0dds, chaps,
gotta remember the odds.

479
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,631
Hope I'm not interrupting?

480
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:54,633
I need to know,
what's goin' on, son?

481
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,714
He's not one of 'em.

482
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:07,271
# Sitting in the cheap seats
underneath the stiles

483
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,511
# I'm heading back to base

484
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,273
# I'll drop you off
at my house #

485
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,397
Your dad would like
a word with you, Ed.

486
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,557
Where are the others?

487
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,279
They got out yesterday.
They're at the bar.

488
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,712
All right, Dad?

489
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,360
I'm all right.
How about yourself?

490
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,353
I'm all right.
Could do with a drink, though.

491
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,715
All in good time.

492
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,149
So, are you in the clear?

493
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,834
More importantly... am I?

494
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,911
It appears so.

495
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,551
Appears? You'll have to do
better than fucking appears.

496
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,200
Well, everybody's dead, Dad.

497
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,555
That's about as clear
as it can get.

498
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,551
How about that drink?

499
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,517
You know where the bar is.

500
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,113
Eh?

501
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,919
< Don't make yourself
too comfortable.

502
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,036
Alan's got to sit there.
Alan!

503
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,669
You're lucky
you're still breathing,

504
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,876
let alone able to walk.

505
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,157
I suggest you take
full advantage of that fact.

506
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,400
...it's in all our interests.

507
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,993
All right, lads?

508
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,755
How's it goin'?
How you doing, Soap?

509
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,559
- Still cooking?
- Yeah, you know.

510
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,596
How about the girls?

511
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,358
What about your diet?

512
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,790
Where's that son of mine?

513
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,634
# Taking gasoline

514
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,551
# I'm a teen dream

515
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,119
# Superhuman being

516
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,795
# I'm a man machine

517
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,633
I'm a man machine #

518
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:20,593
You took your time.
Where the hell have you been?

519
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,114
Sit down. I'll tell you.

520
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:32,078
The traffic warden identified
the neighbours' bodies.

521
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,038
Which sort of
puts us in the clear.

522
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,271
The only thing connecting us
with the case...

523
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,759
...is those shotguns.

524
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,559
And Tom took care of them.

525
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:46,189
[Soap] You did
take care of the shotguns?

526
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,749
I wanted to talk about that.

527
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,558
Well, talk.

528
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,472
Well, actually... no.

529
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,554
They're in the car.
I was gonna sell 'em to Nick,

530
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,676
but I couldn't get hold of him.

531
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,478
You dippy bastard.

532
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:06,838
So... the only thing
connecting us with the case

533
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:11,232
is in the back of your car,
which is parked outside?!

534
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,710
They cost 700 quid.
I'm not gonna throw 'em away.

535
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,839
They're hardly likely to trace
'em back to us, are they?

536
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,150
You think it's worth
the risk for �700?

537
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,798
Tom, you're a dick!

538
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,509
Take those guns
and throw 'em off a bridge.

539
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,670
And yourself while you're at it.

540
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,352
Now.

541
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,151
Look, all I'm...

542
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,878
Now, Tom!

543
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:45,151
Can I have a beer, please, Dad?

544
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,629
I'm busy. Get it yourself.

545
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,039
It seemed Hatchet
underestimated you lot.

546
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,714
And it seems to have cost him.

547
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,951
I ain't gonna make
the same mistake, am I?

548
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,669
So I've decided
to bring your bag back.

549
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:21,154
I think the word you're looking
for, gentlemen, is "thank you".

550
00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:22,958
Thank you.

551
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,674
You've presented me
with a problem.

552
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,035
I've lost my employer.

553
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,473
So I've taken care
of meself and me son.

554
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:39,350
If you think that's unfair,
pay me a little visit.

555
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,876
But you better be
waving a white flag,

556
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,589
high and clear
so as I can see it.

557
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:50,116
0r it'll be the last
visit you ever make. Understand?

558
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:54,676
That's all I've come to say.

559
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,229
There is one more thing...

560
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,195
It's been emotional.

561
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,512
# "Fool's Gold"
by The Stone Roses

562
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:21,710
# The gold road's
sure a long road

563
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:26,078
# Winds on through the hills
for fifteen days #

564
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:33,399
We are now officially in
the money-lending business, son.

565
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,198
Put your seatbelt on.

566
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,236
We're out of here.

567
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,116
It's empty.

568
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,953
# The pack on my back is aching

569
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:17,237
# The straps seem
to cut me like a knife

570
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,552
# I'm no clown
I won't back down

571
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:35,794
# I don't need you to tell me
what's going down... #

572
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,795
[All] What's his number?

573
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,473
You'll jam the line!
I'll call him!

574
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,871
My fucking batteries!

575
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,155
- You muppet!
- Give me the phone!

576
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:20,710
- I'll dial it!
- Tell me the number!

577
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:34,835
- Give me your phone!
- You'll break it!

578
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:41,310
You'll break it
and it'll be fucked!

579
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,153
Shut it. It's fucking ringing!

580
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:48,949
[Ringing]

581
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:52,989
[Ringing]

582
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,518
[Ringing]

583
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:01,149
# "0h Girl"
by Mauro Pawloski

584
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,913
# I'm eighteen with a bullet

585
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,034
# Got my finger on the trigger

586
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,189
# I'm gonna pull it

587
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:28,351
# I've picked a clip now
I'm the son of a gun

588
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:32,718
# So hold it right there,
Little girl, little girl

589
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,997
# We're gonna have big fun

590
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,753
# I may be an oldie

591
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,798
# But I'm a goodie, too

592
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,474
# I'll last forever

593
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:50,317
# And I'll be good to you
0h, yes, I will.

594
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:55,996
# I'm eighteen with a bullet

595
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,236
# Got my finger on the trigger

596
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,275
# I'm gonna pull it

597
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,158
# I'm a super soul
sure shot, yeah

598
00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:10,196
# I'm a national breakout

599
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,955
# So let me check
your play-list, mama

600
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,315
# Come on, let's make out

601
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,477
# I'm high on the chart

602
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,393
# Tipped for the top

603
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,751
# But till I'm in your heart

604
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,912
# I ain't never gonna stop

605
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,718
# Never, never, baby

606
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,551
There's this brass
standing on the corner,

607
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,790
a dwarf walks up
carrying a suitcase

608
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:41,438
says "How much?"

609
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:45,149
She says "A oner", he says
"All right," takes her off.

610
00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:48,835
Says "All right, clothes off,
get on the bed," she lays down,

611
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,912
dwarf opens the suitcase
and pulls out four springs,

612
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,275
puts one on each hand and foot,

613
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,193
bounces over and gets
on top of her, boing,

614
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,191
bouncin' up and down,

615
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,989
boing boing, gives her
the best shag she's ever had,

616
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,275
he's on her for two hours,

617
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,670
and it's the best fuck
she's ever had.

618
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:14,118
She's like, "That was amazing,
the best fuck I've ever had.

619
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,270
"What technique
d'you call that?"

620
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,432
He says Four Spring
Dwarf Technique.

621
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,078
There were two old guns.
Where are they now?

622
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,275
Not in the cabinet.

623
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,432
There were some old hammer-lock
muskets the butler was carrying.

624
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,318
- They were ours. We sold them.
- Unsell them!

625
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,118
They were ours...

626
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,237
I'm not fucking interested.

627
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,949
If you don't wanna be counting
the fingers you haven't got,

628
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,838
0r sharing a bed
with the Antichrist

629
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,913
I suggest you get
those guns. Quick!

630
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,353
All right.

631
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,352
And get us an ice cream
while you're at it.

632
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,196
That takes care
of that lot, son.

633
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:23,391
Ha-hey! Go on, son!

634
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,151
# We've got
a smash double header

635
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:32,597
# If we only stay together

636
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,717
# Talking about you

637
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,155
# Talking about me

638
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,558
# I'm eighteen with a bullet

639
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:48,438
# Got my finger on the trigger

640
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,238
# I'm gonna pull it

641
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,754
# Yes, I am

642
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,559
# Be my A side, baby

643
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,473
# Be beside me

644
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,632
# Right now, right now,
I'm single

645
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:03,551
# But pretty soon you'll see

646
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,916
# We'll have a hit first time

647
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,878
# It won't be long we'll find

648
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:16,149
# That we're raising a whole LP

649
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:20,552
# You know I'm eighteen
with a bullet

650
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,232
# Yes, I am, baby

651
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,437
# I've got my finger
right there on the trigger

652
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,080
# I'm gonna pull it,
pull it, pull it

653
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:31,072
# You better start
making plans, baby

654
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,994
# This old house
is too small now, now, now #

655
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:02,069
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