1 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:10,026 Move it, dorkus. 2 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:16,640 Okay, I think you're next. I'II take your ticket. 3 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:20,104 Come right around this way. Keep your back straight. 4 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,009 Put your books down on your Iap. 5 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:26,118 Now, Iook right up at the camera, okay? Nice smiIe. Here we go. 6 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:29,778 Let me focus right over here. Okay. Get you in. 7 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:31,253 That's good. 8 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,824 Swing around this way just a IittIe bit, Gina. 9 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:36,120 -It's Jenna. -Look over here, Gina. 10 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:38,059 It's Jenna! 11 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,343 Oh, God. 12 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,209 Oh, no. 13 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,590 I've had enough aIready. 14 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:16,525 Hey, Jenna. 15 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:18,637 Matt, pIease. No more pictures. 16 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:22,070 Come on. It's your 1 3th birthday. We gotta document it. 17 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,913 -Hi, Tom-Tom. -Hey, Jenna. 18 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,488 Hi, Beaver. How's everything at the dam? 19 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,625 -So how'd yours come out, Rink? -Not so good. 20 00:02:41,794 --> 00:02:43,762 Yeah, mine aren't so hot either. 21 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:47,593 -Tom-Tom, yours are great! -Yours are the best. 22 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,401 God, you're so photogenic. 23 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:51,969 I'II meet you out front. 24 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:55,596 Do whatever you want. It's not Iike she needs a pIay-by-pIay. 25 00:02:58,711 --> 00:03:01,236 -Freakazoid. -See you. 26 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:05,075 Jenna, couId I taIk to you a tiny sec? 27 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:10,186 I toId Chris Grandy me and the Six Chicks were going to your party. 28 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:13,325 -And he said he wanted to come with. -ReaIIy? 29 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:16,894 Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it, because we reaIIy wanted to. 30 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:18,596 -Didn't we, girIs? -TotaIIy. 31 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,892 -So, so much. -We're so sorry. 32 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,900 Miss MeasIy's up our butts with this group project... 33 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:26,129 ...and Chris is gonna heIp us out... 34 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:29,104 ...so I guess he can't come either. 35 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:35,204 -I couId write your report for you. -Fabuloso. 36 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:47,185 You know, I can't beIieve you invited those cIones. 37 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,987 They're my friends. 38 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,687 Six Chicks are not your friends, okay? 39 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:54,389 WeII, aImost. And someday I'm gonna be a Six Chick. 40 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:58,594 There's six of them. That's the point. There can't be a seventh Six Chick. 41 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:00,636 It's just mathematicaIIy impossibIe. 42 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:03,332 You're cooIer than they are. They're unoriginaI. 43 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:06,569 I don't wanna be originaI, Matty, I wanna be cooI. 44 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,814 -Want some RazzIes? -RazzIes are for kids. 45 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,414 ExactIy. 46 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,525 -Arrivederci. -Au revoir. 47 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,759 -Hey, sweetie. -Happy birthday! 48 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:05,165 TeII us about your new Iife as a teenager. 49 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:07,738 What did you do? Are you wearing a bra? 50 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:11,775 -Go away! -Oh, honey, what's wrong? 51 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:14,469 Wayne. SeIf-image. 52 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:18,449 -Jenna, it's going to be aII right. -It is not, Mom! Look at me! 53 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:23,180 -This is not okay. This is fataI. -It's not fataI, honey. It's reaIistic. 54 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:24,687 I hate my Iife. 55 00:05:24,857 --> 00:05:27,189 You don't Iook Iike girIs in Poise magazine... 56 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,227 ...but you're beautifuI in your own way. 57 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:32,694 I don't wanna be beautifuI in my own way. 58 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:35,299 I wanna Iook Iike these peopIe. 59 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:38,429 Oh, those aren't peopIe, honey. Those are modeIs. 60 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:43,999 ''Thirty, fIirty and thriving. Why the 30s are the best years of your Iife.'' 61 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,667 I wanna be 30. 62 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:48,538 WeII, you wiII be, honey. 63 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:51,878 But right now you're my beautifuI 1 3-year-oId. 64 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,411 -Happy birthday! -Oh, my God. 65 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:29,612 This is just part one of your present. I got something eIse to give you Iater. 66 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:31,446 What is it? 67 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:36,061 You know how you aIways wanted a Barbie Dream House? 68 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:42,234 WeII, I decided to make you your own Jenna Dream House. 69 00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:50,275 -You made aII this? Oh, Matty. -Yeah. 70 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:55,274 See, that's you in your bubbIe bath, reading your favorite magazine. 71 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:58,884 And there's your bedroom, with a massive stereo... 72 00:06:59,051 --> 00:07:01,315 ...and every record ever made. 73 00:07:01,487 --> 00:07:02,954 The good ones. 74 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:08,560 And there's that bum Rick SpringfieId Ioafing on the couch. 75 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:14,059 And there I am, to make sure the creep keeps his hands to himseIf. 76 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:19,595 Oh, aImost forgot. Wishing dust. 77 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:24,433 It says, ''This wishing dust knows what's in your heart of hearts. 78 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:27,101 It'II make aII your dreams come true.'' 79 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,465 They're here. 80 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,433 What do we do? 81 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:57,069 Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just gonna put this away, okay? 82 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:59,177 So there's room to dance. 83 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:04,182 Put some music on. 84 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:10,749 Dad, you promised you were gonna stay upstairs. Go! 85 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,824 Hi, guys. The party's downstairs. 86 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,670 Fabuloso. 87 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:16,811 -What is this? -I'm not sure. It's Matt's. 88 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,057 Sorry, Beave-head. Majority ruIes. 89 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:34,472 Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeIess peopIe. 90 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:37,242 -Freak. -Robot. 91 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:44,275 I'm gonna go next door and get my Casio. 92 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:47,783 Do whatever you want, Matt. It's not Iike I need a pIay-by-pIay. 93 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,682 See you, Ioser. 94 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:59,387 Hey, I have an idea, girIs. 95 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,897 Let's pIay Seven Minutes in Heaven. 96 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,536 You can go first, because you're the birthday girI. 97 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:06,399 How does that one go, again? 98 00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:10,372 WeII, you go in the cIoset, and some Iucky guy's gonna go in there... 99 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:14,980 ...and do whatever he wants with you for seven whoIe minutes. 100 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,977 And guess who wants to go first. 101 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:20,015 -Who? -Chris Grandy. 102 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,654 -No way. -Way. 103 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:33,124 Before I forget, where's our project proposaI? 104 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,467 -On the tabIe. -Thanks. 105 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,866 Remember, no peeking. Keep that bIindfoId on. 106 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:43,364 And just so you know, Chris Ioves going for second base. 107 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:58,786 Let's go. I think I can get my brother to buy us some beer. 108 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,434 -I got the cheez doodIes. -Wait, give me that drink. 109 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,196 Thank you. Leave it, George. Come on. 110 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:20,111 -What's going on? -Jenna's waiting for you in the cIoset. 111 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,600 I thought you weren't gonna come. 112 00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:53,311 Where are you? 113 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,483 Oh, Chris. 114 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,648 -It's not Chris, it's Matt. -What are you doing here? 115 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:08,727 -Where's Chris? -He's gone. Everybody Ieft. 116 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:13,726 -What'd you do? -Nothing! 117 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,094 -Yes, you did! -I just went to get my Casio! 118 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,929 -Get out! -Wait! Jenna, Iet me taIk to you! 119 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,505 -Get out! No! -Jenna, pIease, just come out! 120 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:24,336 I hate you! I hate me! I hate everybody! 121 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:27,510 -Jenna, what are you taIking about? -I wanna be 30! 122 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,945 Just Iet me pIay you this song, okay? It'II make you feeI better. 123 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:31,250 I wanna be 30. Thirty and fIirty and thriving. 124 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:36,244 I wanna be 30. Thirty and fIirty and thriving. 125 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,453 Thirty and fIirty and thriving. 126 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:45,620 Thirty and fIirty and thriving. Thirty and fIirty and thriving. 127 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:50,667 Thirty and fIirty and thriving. Thirty and fIirty and thriving. 128 00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:54,272 Thirty and fIirty and thriving. 129 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,150 Mom? 130 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,795 Mom? 131 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,270 Dad? 132 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,454 What is happening? 133 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:58,226 Oh, what is happening? What is going on? 134 00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:16,106 ''Jenna Rink.'' 135 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:20,878 ''Jenna Rink. Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink.'' 136 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,850 I Iive here. 137 00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,795 -Hi. Sorry we missed your call. -Dad? 138 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:33,625 Well, not that sorry, because we're in the Caribbean. 139 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:38,395 So we'll be back on the 1 8th, so call us then. Have a good day. 140 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:41,733 You went on a cruise without me? 141 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:48,609 Oh, this is a dream. This is a reaIIy weird dream. 142 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:12,632 -Hey, sweet bottom! -Oh, my God. 143 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:24,175 I know you're there! And my parents are totaIIy gonna be home any minute! 144 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,781 Hey, where's the conditioner? 145 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:31,323 -You're naked! -WeII, not yet. 146 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:37,091 You couId join me if you want. 147 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,994 Sweet bottom! 148 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,231 Can you hear that music? 149 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:52,002 Jenna? Can you hurry up a IittIe bit, pIease? 150 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,805 He made a commitment. Jenna? Can you come over here? 151 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,813 I don't care if you have to grab him by his testicIes... 152 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,144 ...I want him in New York in 1 2 hours. 153 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,617 He needs to be at the party. HoId on a second. 154 00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:05,619 -Get in the car. -I don't get in the car with strangers. 155 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,782 Get in the car. We're gonna be Iate. 156 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,121 -I don't know you. -Just get in the car. 157 00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:12,786 -Not with strangers! -You're being paranoid. 158 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:16,059 Sweet bottom! Don't make me come down there and grab you. 159 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:19,898 Lucy Wyman. He has my number. CouId you pIease get in the car? 160 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,699 -Jenna! -We are gonna be Iate. 161 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:26,402 Look, he made a commitment. He has my number. My name is Lucy Wyman. 162 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:27,806 Just go away! 163 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:35,245 Honey, I know I'm your best friend, but the sIip dress is a IittIe '9 7. 164 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,879 -UnIess it's retro. -Are you reaIIy my best friend? 165 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,291 -You're pregnant. -Oh, no! Oh, my God, no! 166 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:45,487 Thank God. You scared me. What did you do Iast night? 167 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:48,929 See, that's the thing. Something reaIIy strange is happening. 168 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,797 I sIept in an apartment I've never seen before... 169 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:55,303 ...and there was a naked man in my shower and I saw his thingy. 170 00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,101 Oh, God. Not his thingy. 171 00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:00,268 Driver, couId you pIease puII over, since we're here? 172 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,971 -Stop! -Wait. I don't wanna get out of the-- 173 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:06,174 I don't think you're Iistening. Wait, hang on. 174 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:10,415 Wait, Iisten to me. I'm 1 3. 175 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,558 If you're gonna start Iying about your age, I'd go with 2 7. 176 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:17,252 Wait! I know it sounds strange, but some weird dream is-- Like that! 177 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,454 Do you hear it? Did you hear that? 178 00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:23,795 WouId you stop being ridicuIous? It's probabIy just Richard. 179 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,964 -Who's Richard? -You drink too much. 180 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,040 Richard, your boss. 181 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:33,872 Brown, curIy hair. British. Richard. 182 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,707 -HeIIo? -Hey, sweet bottom. 183 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:40,284 You. You. Put on your pants and stop caIIing me ''sweet bottom.'' 184 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,511 -Look, baby-- -And get out of my house! 185 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,178 Who is that? 186 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:47,416 I don't know his name. I don't know what's happening. 187 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:50,460 Okay, Jenna. Jenna. Just caIm down, okay? 188 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:55,197 We have a meeting in 1 0 minutes. I'II teII you what to do. Repeat after me: 189 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:58,894 I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor. 190 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,539 -I am? -Repeat it. 191 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:05,674 I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor. 192 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,072 I'm a tough bitch. 193 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:14,812 -Say it. -I am a tough bitch. 194 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,320 I'm gonna waIk into that office, I won't Iet anyone know I'm hung-over. 195 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,981 But that's not the point. I'm not hung-over-- 196 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,690 I'm gonna waIk into that office and not Iet anyone know I'm hung-over. 197 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:29,266 Because the future of Poise depends on me. 198 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:31,929 Poise? 199 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:34,833 Oh, jeez. 200 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,903 Poise magazine. Thank you. 201 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,046 Good morning, Miss Rink, Miss Wyman. 202 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,242 -Good morning. What's her name? -Who cares? 203 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,244 Jenna. PIease don't yeII at me, it's not my fauIt. 204 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,617 They need a decision right now. 205 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,918 -Just pick one. -That one. 206 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:56,651 Love. Knew it. Genius. 207 00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,422 Eminem's on the phone. He wants a decision now. 208 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,789 PIain. 209 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,793 Peanut. PIain. 210 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:10,305 There's the dynamic duo! I trust my executive editors are Iate again... 211 00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:13,035 ...because they were out promoting us at parties. 212 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,908 -You got it, Richard. -Richard. You're my boss. 213 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,515 That's right, baby. Who's your daddy? 214 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:19,912 Wayne Rink. 215 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,278 Morning. 216 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:28,290 Two words: summer, Saint Barts. 217 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:31,156 Oh, you're not gonna go to Fire IsIand this summer? 218 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:34,060 -Are you insinuating I'm gay? -It's a joke. 219 00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:46,141 Is there anything eIse you need from me, Miss Rink? 220 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:51,006 You mean Iike a favor? 221 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,809 Sure. Like a favor. 222 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,454 -I need to find this guy in New Jersey. -Okay. 223 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:57,987 I have his number. 224 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:05,360 -ArIene, wiII you Ieave us, pIease? -Sorry. 225 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,931 Jenna's a IittIe hung-over today. 226 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,678 Rough. 227 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,178 Okay, chiIdren. 228 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:39,930 I wonder which one HoIIy Housewife is going to go for. 229 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:43,033 The 1 0th or the 1 1 th secret? 230 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:56,378 Seven months in a row now they scoop us. 231 00:21:56,548 --> 00:22:01,008 I mean, it's Iike they've got Sparkle-cams hidden in aII our waIIs. 232 00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:04,212 Richard, we're instaIIing passwords. 233 00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,584 We're buiIding firewaIIs on aII the computers. 234 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:09,022 -Jenna fired CharIotte yesterday. -Did you? 235 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:13,759 I guarantee she has friends at Sparkle. She aIways took notes. 236 00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:16,423 -She was a secretary. -Yeah, whatever. 237 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,865 Our party tonight is now huge. 238 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,167 We need to make an unequivocaI statement... 239 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,538 ...that Poise is stiII hot and happening. 240 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:30,011 Now, we need a newsstand circ anaIysis done immediateIy. 241 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,982 I aIso strongIy suggest we take apart our F.O.B., overhauI the B.O.B... 242 00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:37,349 ...think about new heads, decks and sIugs. Jenna, what do you think? 243 00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:40,791 Can I go to the bathroom? 244 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,755 It's the naked guy. 245 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:26,668 ''Jenna, girI, margaritas anytime. Love you, Madonna.'' 246 00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:30,201 I'm friends with Madonna? 247 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,774 Here are your messages. 248 00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:42,112 And your mother caIIed from Barbados. 249 00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:44,619 My mom caIIed? I wish you'd toId me. 250 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,985 Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Rink. 251 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:50,185 I thought you said never to bother you with famiIy caIIs. 252 00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:53,655 -I did? I said that? -PIease don't fire me. 253 00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:57,097 No, no, I won't. It's not your fauIt. I forgot that I said that. 254 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,260 Next time my mom caIIs, Iet me know. 255 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,905 Yes, ma'am. 256 00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:04,872 Oh, I have that information that you asked for. 257 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,006 Matt! 258 00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:10,144 The phone number you gave me was his parents'. 259 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:13,773 I toId them that I worked for Visa and he's in a Iot of troubIe. 260 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,318 You Iied to the FIamhaffs! 261 00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:21,221 He's in the ViIIage. 2 1 2 Bank Street, apartment 2B. 262 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,752 -Which viIIage? -The-- Greenwich ViIIage. 263 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,524 Oh, right. CooI. 264 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,531 Wait! ShouId I canceI your 2:30 meeting? 265 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,474 Sorry. 266 00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:41,242 Excuse me? 267 00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:43,671 Sir? 268 00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:48,113 HeIIo? 269 00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:16,846 Yeah, yeah. Hello. Yeah. 270 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,210 Hi, this is Jenna and I'm Iooking for Matt. 271 00:25:19,484 --> 00:25:22,681 I don't know if you're him, but if you Iived on Spruce Street... 272 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:26,517 ...and if your favorite shirt is a gray veIour one, I need to speak to you. 273 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:30,684 Hello? Hello? Hello? You know what? I got none of that. 274 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:35,299 If you're here from Ming Gardens, ring twice. If not, I really don't want it. 275 00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:46,009 You're not Chinese. 276 00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,746 -Matt? -Yeah. 277 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:54,210 You're taII. You're different. 278 00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:58,250 -Yeah. -You don't know me? 279 00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:00,755 That's weird, because yesterday you were there. 280 00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:03,292 No, it wasn't yesterday, because I'm not 1 3. 281 00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:05,588 -Jenna. -Yes! 282 00:26:05,764 --> 00:26:08,562 -Jenna Rink. -Yes! Matt, it's me! 283 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:18,874 -Hey. -Oh, Matty! 284 00:26:19,044 --> 00:26:20,875 Come on in. 285 00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:27,849 You stiII take pictures? 286 00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:31,853 Yeah. You know, it pays the biIIs. 287 00:26:32,023 --> 00:26:34,184 Hey, Jenna, what are--? Why are you here? 288 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:38,056 Matty, I toId you. Something reaIIy weird is happening. 289 00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:41,392 Yesterday was my 1 3th birthday and then.... 290 00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:44,160 And then today I woke up and I'm this. 291 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:47,203 And you-- I mean, you're that. You get it? 292 00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:52,105 Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? FaIIing into a K-hoIe? 293 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:57,078 -Are you doing drugs? -No. No. Look... 294 00:26:57,248 --> 00:27:01,617 ...I was sitting in my cIoset and I skipped everything. 295 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:04,914 I mean, it's Iike a weird dream. I can't remember my Iife. 296 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:07,024 You need to heIp me remember my Iife. 297 00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:09,422 -Me? I can't do that. -Why not? 298 00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:13,195 I don't know anything about you, aII right? 299 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:16,198 I haven't seen you since high schooI. 300 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:20,927 -What? -We're not friends anymore, Jenna. 301 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:24,809 -Matty, you're my best friend. -No. 302 00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:29,736 Okay. It's cooI. 303 00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:32,683 -It's cooI. -Is it warm in here? 304 00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:36,582 It's-- Maybe I shouId open a window. 305 00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:39,918 I need fresh air and a gIass of water and a fIuffy piIIow. 306 00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:43,254 Have a seat. I'II get you some-- You want a gIass of water? 307 00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:46,022 -You want ice in that? -I want a fIuffy piIIow! 308 00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:49,257 A fIuffy piIIow, coming right up. Sorry. 309 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:53,729 You aII right? 310 00:27:56,041 --> 00:28:00,876 Jenna, I think you shouId go back to your apartment. I'II heIp you find it. 311 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:06,814 We went separate ways. We went to different coIIeges, different careers. 312 00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:10,079 WeII, what about Christmas? Didn't you wanna see me then? 313 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,686 I think I saw you through a frosted window once, six years ago. 314 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,054 -Six years ago? -Yeah. 315 00:28:17,228 --> 00:28:19,321 Wasn't I home Iast Christmas? 316 00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:22,728 I don't know. Doesn't your crowd do Saint Barts for Christmas? 317 00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:24,698 I don't know. 318 00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:27,096 Is this you? 319 00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:31,265 Yeah. This is where I Iive now. 320 00:28:37,682 --> 00:28:40,617 Okay, so nice seeing you. 321 00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:44,746 Good Iuck. 322 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:49,021 -Okay? -Okay. 323 00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:52,129 -Bye. -Bye. 324 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,534 Matt. 325 00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:01,028 Who is Saint Bart? 326 00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:12,246 The most depressing years of my Iife. Our high schooI yearbook. 327 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,850 Matt, was I a Six Chick? 328 00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:16,714 Yeah, you were pretty much their Ieader. 329 00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:23,083 There's Tom-Tom. I wonder what happened to her. 330 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:27,095 Last I heard, you were stiII good friends. I think you even work together. 331 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:30,098 Lucy. Oh, my God, yes. 332 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:34,364 She's Lucy Wyman now. She Iooks so different. 333 00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:38,703 Yeah, she's pretty big into the whoIe pIastic surgery movement. 334 00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:41,573 -I was the prom queen. -Yep. 335 00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:45,375 -And I went with Chris Grandy. -Yep. 336 00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:49,748 Oh, this is incredibIe. I can't beIieve it. I got everything I ever wanted. 337 00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:53,817 Yeah, Jenna, you got it aII. CongratuIations. 338 00:29:56,394 --> 00:29:58,089 It's your phone. 339 00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:08,001 -HeIIo? -Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm... 340 00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:10,505 ...your limousine pickup for 8:30 this evening. 341 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:14,304 My-- Yes, my Iimousine for 8:30. 342 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,947 I wiII be prepared to take my ride at that time. 343 00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:19,242 Oh, can you teII me where I'm going? 344 00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:23,683 -The Palace, 2 7 Wall Street. -Thank you. 345 00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:27,347 I'm going to a party in a Iimo! 346 00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:32,559 Great. Looks Iike you're back to your oId seIf. I shouId probabIy go. 347 00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:36,131 -You don't wanna go to the party? -No, I gotta work. Thanks. 348 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:38,667 Shoot, I forgot you have a job. 349 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,772 -It's kind of cooI we both have jobs. -TotaIIy. 350 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:46,409 WeII, if you decide you want to come, it's gonna be fun. 2 7 WaII Street. 351 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:49,911 Okay, great. Thanks, Jenna. Bye-bye. 352 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:52,207 Matt. 353 00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:57,186 -Yeah. -What if this isn't just a dream? 354 00:30:57,889 --> 00:31:01,052 What if what I wished for actuaIIy happened? 355 00:31:01,926 --> 00:31:05,862 Then you got everything you ever wanted. You might as weII enjoy it. 356 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,132 AII right, Jenna. 357 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,696 -Matty. -Yeah. 358 00:31:17,508 --> 00:31:20,534 -Arrivederci. -I'II see you. 359 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,237 -Matt. -Yeah. 360 00:31:24,682 --> 00:31:25,944 Au revoir. 361 00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:03,842 -I'm Jenna, by the way. -Yeah, I know. I'm Becky. 362 00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:06,040 How oId are you, anyway? 363 00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:08,879 -Thirteen. -Me too. 364 00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,313 Used to be. 365 00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:16,223 Why are you taIking to me? 366 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:20,721 -Why not? We are neighbors, right? -But you usuaIIy ignore me. 367 00:33:23,534 --> 00:33:27,095 -I Iike your shoes. -Thanks. 368 00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:28,533 I Iike your dress. 369 00:33:28,706 --> 00:33:32,198 It's because I've got these incredibIe boobs to fiII it out. 370 00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:36,136 -I Iike your bag. -Thanks. 371 00:33:36,314 --> 00:33:39,181 You shouId come by sometime. I've got a ziIIion of them. 372 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:42,376 -ReaIIy? -Yeah, it'd be totaIIy cooI. 373 00:33:42,553 --> 00:33:44,748 Hey, Becky? 374 00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:48,221 -Can I ask you something? -Yeah, sure. 375 00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:51,726 Can you teII I'm wearing underwear? Because I totaIIy am. 376 00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:55,423 I think that's kind of the point. 377 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:22,257 Try it. It's soft-sheII crab. 378 00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:36,831 Thanks. 379 00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:51,318 Hi, Tom-Tom. 380 00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:54,583 Oh, God, no one's caIIed me that since I had my nose job. 381 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:57,694 -You had a nose job? -Yeah, and yours is better. 382 00:34:57,862 --> 00:35:00,126 Anything to drink, Iadies? 383 00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:04,200 -An appIe martini. -Can I have a Iemonade, pIease? 384 00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:08,464 Oh, wait. Make it a pi�a coIada, not virgin. 385 00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:10,834 Do you wanna see my ID? TotaIIy have it. 386 00:35:11,008 --> 00:35:12,771 There you two are. 387 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,811 Lucy, very nice. 388 00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:18,005 Sort of a dangerous mermaid Iook. 389 00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:21,208 And you.... Barbie meets Britney. 390 00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:23,546 You Iook just ''scrum-didIee-umpcious''! 391 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:25,621 I know. I mean, thank you. 392 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,850 Everybody Wang Chung tonight, right? 393 00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:33,464 Here you go. 394 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,262 Thank you. 395 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:43,034 -I'm sorry, it's Iate. -We're keeping you up, are we? 396 00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:45,675 It's onIy 1 1 :00. Stay a whiIe. 397 00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:56,280 It's 1 1 :00 on a schooI night and I'm at a party. It's so cooI. 398 00:35:56,454 --> 00:36:00,049 It's 1 1 :00 and peopIe are Ieaving. This is a disaster. 399 00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,691 It is? 400 00:36:01,859 --> 00:36:04,692 Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here? 401 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,262 -Who? -Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett. 402 00:36:07,431 --> 00:36:09,956 TweIve o'cIock and headed our way. 403 00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:15,538 Hi, girIs. Our J. Lo issue is seIIing Iike hotcakes. How's yours doing? 404 00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:19,802 My God, are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food? 405 00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:22,002 Put some crab in your purse for Iater. 406 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,843 You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. 407 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,180 Or you couId change the name to something more appropriate... 408 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:33,687 ...Iike Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic. 409 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:35,348 You know what? 410 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:40,725 You are rude and mean and sIoppy and frizzy. I don't Iike you at aII. 411 00:36:41,098 --> 00:36:43,589 WeII, fortunateIy, I don't care about being Iiked. 412 00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:46,134 -I care about winning. -This is deIicious. 413 00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:50,670 Ladies. 414 00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:59,140 Do I smeII? 415 00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:01,285 Do I have bad breath? 416 00:37:01,452 --> 00:37:06,253 -Am I maIodorous in any way? -No. 417 00:37:06,691 --> 00:37:10,218 PeopIe seem to be running for the exit Iike someone set off a stink bomb. 418 00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:11,622 I don't smeII anything. 419 00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,991 I think he means the party is a stinker. 420 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:18,625 A dud. A fIop. A zero on a scaIe of one to 1 0. 421 00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:21,829 Maybe if somebody pIayed something eIse. 422 00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:24,474 -Something with a meIody. -PIay whatever you want. 423 00:37:24,642 --> 00:37:29,136 AII I know is if those peopIe don't start dancing reaIIy, reaIIy soon.... 424 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:33,046 Here's to earIy retirement. 425 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:51,160 Matty! Matty, come here. 426 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:56,432 -Hey. -Matty, come here. 427 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,659 ''ThriIIer.'' Matty. 428 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:01,771 Me? No, no, no, no. Take that thing away. 429 00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:04,902 -''ThriIIer.'' Come on. -No way. 430 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:07,010 Come on, man! Go! 431 00:39:07,778 --> 00:39:09,177 Jenna, no way. 432 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,110 Come on, Iet's go. 433 00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:12,943 I don't remember those moves. 434 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:16,746 I haven't done this in 1 5 years. What are you, crazy? 435 00:39:23,661 --> 00:39:25,458 Tear it up, dude! 436 00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,868 -Come on, Matty. -AII right, aII right. 437 00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:40,708 Okay, here we go. 438 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,287 Go, ArIene! 439 00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:06,598 Come on, Iet's go! Let's go, Jenna! 440 00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:33,323 Go, Richard! 441 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,715 -Jenna. I'm sorry, I gotta go. -What do you--? 442 00:40:55,886 --> 00:40:58,446 -I'm sorry. -Wait. Don't. 443 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,821 Matt. 444 00:41:01,225 --> 00:41:04,558 Groove on, baby! 445 00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:12,225 I adore you! 446 00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:39,526 -Miss, wait! Miss, wait! -Your credit card. Your credit card! 447 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,672 -Thank you. -To being 30. 448 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,741 -I've decided it's gonna be awesome. -Of course it is. 449 00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:29,311 You're thin, you're hot, you can get any guy you want, ''biatch.'' 450 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:33,314 Not to mention, biatch, the hottest magazine editor in the worId. 451 00:42:33,484 --> 00:42:35,145 Second hottest. 452 00:42:35,786 --> 00:42:37,413 -Tied for first? -DeaI. 453 00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:41,021 And speaking of hot.... 454 00:42:41,191 --> 00:42:45,252 Mr. Hotty behind you is totaIIy scamming on you right now. 455 00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:58,636 He is not. He's totaIIy cute. 456 00:42:58,809 --> 00:43:01,573 -ShouId I go taIk to him? -You're not married. 457 00:43:05,716 --> 00:43:07,308 Good. 458 00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:18,585 Hi. 459 00:43:20,631 --> 00:43:22,929 CouId I borrow your ketchup? 460 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,761 Sure. 461 00:43:27,471 --> 00:43:29,939 I actuaIIy came over here... 462 00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:32,337 ...because I think you're reaIIy cute. 463 00:43:34,011 --> 00:43:38,107 -So do you wanna go out sometime? -Yeah. Can you drive? 464 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:42,241 Time to go. What, do you wanna go to jaiI? I meant that guy. 465 00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:44,182 The man? Oh, gross. 466 00:43:44,888 --> 00:43:48,119 No more daiquiris for you tonight. 467 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:51,125 You can never find a taxi in this neighborhood. 468 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,957 Oh, my God. It's the naked man. 469 00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:56,599 -Hey, beautifuI. -He thinks I'm beautifuI? 470 00:43:56,767 --> 00:44:01,170 -WeII, he shouId. He's your boyfriend. -My boyfriend? 471 00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:05,602 Why is that Iady asking for my boyfriend's autograph? 472 00:44:05,776 --> 00:44:07,038 Thank you so much. 473 00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:09,236 He may not be the best New York Ranger... 474 00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:11,540 ...but he's the Ranger with the best ass. 475 00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:14,712 Jenna? 476 00:44:15,352 --> 00:44:17,718 -Oh, my God. Matt. Hi! -Hey. 477 00:44:18,555 --> 00:44:20,580 How are you? 478 00:44:21,191 --> 00:44:23,921 I'm sorry about the other night. 479 00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:27,552 -Beaver, is that you? -Hey, Tom-Tom. How are you? 480 00:44:27,731 --> 00:44:29,858 You Iost aII your baby fat. 481 00:44:30,034 --> 00:44:33,834 -How does the Beave stay warm? -Yeah, it's good to see you again too. 482 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,700 I aImost didn't recognize you. Did you get a nose job? 483 00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:39,274 I can't beIieve you're here. What're you doing? 484 00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:43,777 I'm-- I'm actuaIIy-- I'm doing some shopping with my.... 485 00:44:43,947 --> 00:44:46,177 Jenna, this is Wendy, my fianc�e. 486 00:44:48,485 --> 00:44:50,180 -I'm Jenna. -Matt toId me about... 487 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:54,017 ...his bIast from the past. It was reaIIy sweet of you to stop by. 488 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:57,388 Matty's the sweet one. I don't know what I'd have done without him. 489 00:44:57,561 --> 00:45:00,359 -I'm sure you'II be fine. -Are you a photographer too? 490 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:03,329 I see you guys have spent so much time taIking about me. 491 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:05,866 -Wendy's an anchorwoman. -Anchorperson. 492 00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:08,834 I do the weather for WWEN in Chicago. 493 00:45:09,006 --> 00:45:12,874 Matt and I were just taIking about him finaIIy joining me in the Windy City. 494 00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:17,710 -You're moving to Chicago? -We were just discu-- 495 00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:20,213 We haven't reaIIy-- Is that AIex CarIson? 496 00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,217 Jenna, sorry. Sorry I'm Iate. 497 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,718 WeII, hi. 498 00:45:25,656 --> 00:45:27,385 -Hey. Who are you foIks? -Hey. 499 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:31,050 I'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt and this is his friend, Wendy. 500 00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:37,326 -Fianc�e. -Right. So weird. And this is.... 501 00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:41,895 You're AIex CarIson. Nice to meet you. You're a great hockey pIayer. 502 00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:43,562 -I'm a big fan. -Thank you. 503 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:48,235 You want me to sign your shirt or your forehead? Now, I don't do butts. 504 00:45:49,313 --> 00:45:50,746 I'm just joshing you. Sorry. 505 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:54,975 I crack a Iot of jokes after we win, on account of I'm in such a good mood. 506 00:45:57,855 --> 00:46:00,949 Okay, weII, we shouId probabIy get going. 507 00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:03,616 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to see you foIks. 508 00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:06,922 Nice to see you foIks. Bye. 509 00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:13,101 You mind if I steaI her from you for the night? 510 00:46:13,403 --> 00:46:16,372 Nope. I actuaIIy had my eye on something better inside... 511 00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:19,998 ...so I'II see you guys Iater. Have a good night. 512 00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:22,907 Excuse me one second. Lucy? 513 00:46:24,882 --> 00:46:27,316 ShouId I go to his pIace aIone? 514 00:46:27,484 --> 00:46:31,750 Yeah. Why not? Go pIay. You deserve it. 515 00:46:31,922 --> 00:46:34,755 PIay. You mean Iike games and stuff? 516 00:46:34,925 --> 00:46:41,330 Yeah, games. AII kinds of games. 517 00:46:53,710 --> 00:46:56,076 I couIdn't wait to see you tonight. 518 00:46:57,414 --> 00:46:59,279 You wanna pIay a game? 519 00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:02,475 -Do you have BattIeship? -Yeah, I have BattIeship. 520 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:05,554 I'II show you my destroyer. 521 00:47:05,722 --> 00:47:09,590 -I caII the red board. -WeII, I caII the bIue board. 522 00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:19,898 What? 523 00:47:24,408 --> 00:47:27,400 Okay. I know. I forgot. 524 00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:32,174 I owe you one raunchy striptease. 525 00:47:42,993 --> 00:47:44,620 Oh, God. 526 00:47:45,429 --> 00:47:47,863 Oh, gross. 527 00:47:53,770 --> 00:47:59,367 Who's got the moves on the ice and off the ice, ice, baby? 528 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:03,877 Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't wanna see that thing again. Put it away. 529 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,878 Put it away! 530 00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:08,074 God. 531 00:48:13,624 --> 00:48:17,651 We can pIay MonopoIy! We can pIay Parcheesi! 532 00:48:18,762 --> 00:48:21,390 He didn't have BattIeship. He didn't have any games. 533 00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:23,089 Boys are so stupid. 534 00:48:23,267 --> 00:48:25,963 Becky, it's even worse than you think. 535 00:48:26,136 --> 00:48:28,764 How come the ones that you Iike never Iike you? 536 00:48:28,939 --> 00:48:33,205 WeII, you have to fight for what you want. RuIe number one: 537 00:48:33,377 --> 00:48:35,641 Love is a battIefieId. 538 00:48:35,812 --> 00:48:39,942 That's deep. ReaIIy deep. 539 00:48:40,117 --> 00:48:43,883 -Good Iuck with fractions. -Have fun at work. 540 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:47,648 To the office, Tom. 541 00:48:49,693 --> 00:48:52,296 ''Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm.'' 542 00:48:52,296 --> 00:48:53,320 ''Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm.'' 543 00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:57,893 -I didn't know there were 57. -''Touch-her-there underwear.'' 544 00:48:58,068 --> 00:49:00,263 No. 545 00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:02,837 ''He Ioves you, but....'' 546 00:49:03,006 --> 00:49:05,406 -''He Ioves your butt.'' -Yes. 547 00:49:05,575 --> 00:49:08,305 -''He Iies, he cheats... -So typicaI. 548 00:49:08,478 --> 00:49:11,413 ...what are you doing wrong?'' 549 00:49:15,419 --> 00:49:19,822 There's no easy way of saying this, so I'm just gonna come out with it. 550 00:49:22,059 --> 00:49:25,654 The circs are in. Our numbers are dismaI. 551 00:49:25,829 --> 00:49:31,199 We're beIow 600,000 totaI circuIation. Sparkle is cIosing in on a miIIion. 552 00:49:31,368 --> 00:49:37,466 I've come off the phone with corporate and they have dropped the R word. 553 00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,768 Redesign? 554 00:49:39,943 --> 00:49:41,808 Redesign Poise? 555 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:44,573 Wait. Sparkle copies everything we come up with... 556 00:49:44,748 --> 00:49:46,943 ...and we have to redesign? That's buIIshit. 557 00:49:47,117 --> 00:49:53,056 WeII, either we redesign and bring up our numbers or they puII the pIug. 558 00:49:53,223 --> 00:49:55,589 Richard, redesign is a death sentence. 559 00:49:55,759 --> 00:49:59,559 No, it's not. It's a chance to have some fun. 560 00:50:00,097 --> 00:50:04,898 Let Sparkle have aII our secondhand, staIe, grody ideas. 561 00:50:05,068 --> 00:50:07,798 We'II open up the F.O.B., overhauI the B.O.B. 562 00:50:07,971 --> 00:50:11,065 It's time for us to prove we have some poise Ieft. 563 00:50:11,241 --> 00:50:16,235 WeII, I shaII be Ieaving it to my dynamic duo... 564 00:50:16,413 --> 00:50:18,904 ...to come up with something utterIy fabuIous. 565 00:50:20,617 --> 00:50:25,350 We have two weeks, four hours and 30 minutes. 566 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:29,117 -I have your urgent messages. -Let's hear them. 567 00:50:29,292 --> 00:50:31,487 WeII, okay. 568 00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:34,357 EmiIy Pratt caIIed and wanted me to teII you: 569 00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:38,399 ''I can't beIieve you scooped my story on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting bitch. 570 00:50:38,568 --> 00:50:40,832 That was a new IeveI of sIeaze, even for you. 571 00:50:41,004 --> 00:50:43,336 I hope you die in one of her casuaI pantsuits.'' 572 00:50:43,507 --> 00:50:46,499 Oh, my God, that was so mean. 573 00:50:46,676 --> 00:50:50,908 Miss Lewis caIIed. She said, ''I hope you choke on your own biIe... 574 00:50:51,081 --> 00:50:55,040 ...you pretentious, conniving snake.'' 575 00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:57,482 -Maybe I shouId read them myseIf. -Good. 576 00:50:57,654 --> 00:51:00,122 Oh, great. 577 00:51:04,327 --> 00:51:07,296 -Miss Rink's Iine. -Put that little bitch on the phone now. 578 00:51:07,464 --> 00:51:10,262 PIease don't take that tone. I'm just her assistant. 579 00:51:10,434 --> 00:51:11,662 Tell her to call Todd. 580 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:18,136 ''Sweet bottom, you seem uptight. Let me come over and give you my....'' 581 00:51:26,316 --> 00:51:29,114 -Yes. -AIex is on Iine one, Miss Rink. 582 00:51:29,286 --> 00:51:33,120 Oh, gag me. Can you please tell him I'm busy? 583 00:51:33,290 --> 00:51:37,021 Okay, but he wants to know what time wouId be good for dinner. 584 00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:40,595 How about in 1 0 ziIIion years? Ask him how that works. 585 00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:44,029 -Okay, I'll ask. -Okay. 586 00:51:48,205 --> 00:51:50,366 -Yeah? -I'm sorry to bother you again. 587 00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:52,838 -Pete Hansen is here to see you. -Who? 588 00:51:53,009 --> 00:51:56,308 Tracy from the art department's husband. 589 00:51:56,913 --> 00:51:59,245 Oh, okay. Sure. 590 00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:14,388 I was just dropping off Tracy's Iunch, thought I'd say heIIo. 591 00:52:16,933 --> 00:52:20,198 You brought Tracy her Iunch? That's so sw-- 592 00:52:23,573 --> 00:52:25,541 What are you doing? 593 00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:27,472 What's wrong, pooky? 594 00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:29,339 ''Pooky''? 595 00:52:29,513 --> 00:52:33,040 Pukey. You're married, and to a girI I work with. 596 00:52:33,216 --> 00:52:37,084 WeII, that didn't stop us from rattIing some desk drawers Ioose Iast week. 597 00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:41,548 So come on. Lie down and take a memo. 598 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:54,194 Listen, hire the best photographer, and I don't want Jenna to find out. 599 00:52:54,371 --> 00:52:56,362 -No. Roger that. -Okay? 600 00:52:56,540 --> 00:53:00,499 God, what is up with her IateIy, anyway? I mean, she seems so Iost. 601 00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:04,135 I have no idea. I'm getting so sick of having her around... 602 00:53:04,314 --> 00:53:06,612 ...with this crazy new act she has going on. 603 00:53:06,783 --> 00:53:09,843 You know how she stoIe CharIotte's idea and then fired her? 604 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,318 I say we go ahead with our own presentation... 605 00:53:12,489 --> 00:53:14,286 ...and Iet her faII on her ass. 606 00:53:14,457 --> 00:53:16,652 Oh, God, yeah. 607 00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:50,551 Okay, you're not Cajun. 608 00:53:52,429 --> 00:53:55,626 -Wanna go for a waIk? -Sure. 609 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:05,337 I stiII can't beIieve you're getting married. 610 00:54:05,508 --> 00:54:08,306 In two weeks. 611 00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:13,849 Is she your souI mate, Wendy? 612 00:54:14,818 --> 00:54:19,949 My souI mate? I don't know if I beIieve in those. I think that's kind of naive. 613 00:54:20,490 --> 00:54:24,551 But you get goose bumps when you're around her... 614 00:54:24,728 --> 00:54:26,753 ...and butterfIies? 615 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:32,027 No, I haven't gotten crazy Iike that about a girI since high schooI. 616 00:54:32,636 --> 00:54:34,627 Matty. 617 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,731 What--? What happened to us? 618 00:54:39,909 --> 00:54:42,377 I mean, how come we never stayed friends? 619 00:54:44,714 --> 00:54:46,579 I don't know. I forget. 620 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:49,150 No, what happened? 621 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:54,081 I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 1 3th birthday party... 622 00:54:54,257 --> 00:54:56,885 ...when you were pIaying that game. Spin the Rapist? 623 00:54:57,060 --> 00:54:59,187 Seven Minutes in Heaven. Everybody ditched. 624 00:54:59,362 --> 00:55:01,694 And that is the Iast thing I remember. 625 00:55:02,732 --> 00:55:05,394 We don't have to get into this. It's a Iong time ago. 626 00:55:05,568 --> 00:55:08,537 -It reaIIy doesn't matter anymore. -It matters to me. 627 00:55:08,705 --> 00:55:10,673 Just teII me. 628 00:55:13,943 --> 00:55:15,501 You came out of the cIoset... 629 00:55:15,679 --> 00:55:19,012 ...and I started to sing my birthday song to you. 630 00:55:19,182 --> 00:55:22,208 And then you picked up and threw at me... 631 00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:24,410 ...with impressive force, I might add... 632 00:55:24,587 --> 00:55:28,023 ...the dream house that I spent three weeks buiIding for you. 633 00:55:28,191 --> 00:55:31,354 And then you just stopped being my friend... 634 00:55:31,528 --> 00:55:35,430 ...and you never spoke to me again after that, ever. 635 00:55:38,902 --> 00:55:41,097 I'm so sorry. 636 00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:44,697 Forget it, Jenna. It was a Iong time ago. It doesn't matter. 637 00:55:44,874 --> 00:55:48,401 Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it. 638 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,105 Do you know what kind of person I am now? 639 00:55:52,282 --> 00:55:55,217 Do you know who I am right now? I.... 640 00:55:57,387 --> 00:56:00,220 I don't have any reaI friends. I.... 641 00:56:00,390 --> 00:56:03,325 I did something bad with a married guy. 642 00:56:03,493 --> 00:56:06,428 I don't taIk to my mom and dad. 643 00:56:07,230 --> 00:56:10,222 I'm not a nice person. And the thing is... 644 00:56:11,801 --> 00:56:13,962 ...I'm not 1 3 anymore. 645 00:56:18,508 --> 00:56:20,373 Jenna. 646 00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:38,793 Behind you. 647 00:58:12,121 --> 00:58:14,919 Oh, it's good to be home. 648 00:58:24,467 --> 00:58:26,298 -Daddy. -Jenna? 649 00:58:26,469 --> 00:58:28,903 What in the worId? 650 00:58:29,839 --> 00:58:31,830 -Sweetheart. -I missed you guys so much. 651 00:58:32,008 --> 00:58:34,408 Are you aII right? 652 00:59:38,341 --> 00:59:40,571 Mom. 653 00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:44,179 Do you ever wish you couId go back... 654 00:59:44,347 --> 00:59:45,974 ...Iike to another time? 655 00:59:46,149 --> 00:59:49,550 I wouIdn't mind giving back some of these wrinkIes. 656 00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:52,488 Okay. 657 00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:58,588 If you were given one do-over, anything in your Iife, what wouId it be? 658 01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,530 Nothing. 659 01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:09,729 -ReaIIy? -ReaIIy. 660 01:00:09,906 --> 01:00:12,397 But did you ever make a big mistake? 661 01:00:12,575 --> 01:00:16,067 Or a huge one that couId change your Iife? What about that? 662 01:00:16,245 --> 01:00:18,975 WeII, Jenna, I know I made a Iot of mistakes... 663 01:00:19,148 --> 01:00:21,673 ...but I don't regret making any of them. 664 01:00:22,418 --> 01:00:23,783 How come? 665 01:00:24,587 --> 01:00:26,612 Because if I hadn't have made them... 666 01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:29,724 ...I wouIdn't have Iearned how to make things right. 667 01:00:38,234 --> 01:00:41,032 I'm sorry I missed Iast Christmas. 668 01:01:21,978 --> 01:01:24,469 Carrie, I'm heading out, okay? 669 01:01:27,216 --> 01:01:29,116 I'm so exhausted. 670 01:01:29,285 --> 01:01:31,116 -Jenna's working Iate. -She has been. 671 01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:43,889 -Hey. -Hey. 672 01:01:44,067 --> 01:01:47,730 I was gonna stop by your office. I tried to caII you a bunch of times. 673 01:01:47,904 --> 01:01:51,863 -I didn't get any messages. -I was in a hurry. 674 01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:54,305 But I did try to reach you. 675 01:01:54,477 --> 01:01:58,777 I actuaIIy wanted to taIk to you about this whoIe redesign thing. 676 01:01:58,948 --> 01:02:02,384 I hope you don't mind, but I've been working on something on my own. 677 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:05,350 It's reaIIy Iast-minute. 678 01:02:05,521 --> 01:02:09,218 -I hope you don't mind. -No, of course not... 679 01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:11,860 ...because I'm doing the same thing. 680 01:02:24,107 --> 01:02:27,406 -Hey, Jenna. -Hey. 681 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,444 Someone's got a big photo shoot going on. 682 01:02:30,613 --> 01:02:32,308 -Yeah. -What's happening? 683 01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:35,417 -Did you bring them? -Oh, yeah, I got a few. 684 01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:38,083 -What are you doing? -I'm hiring you. 685 01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:41,451 ActuaIIy, Poise is hiring you for the week. 686 01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:43,889 Here. 687 01:02:50,733 --> 01:02:53,327 This is the first haIf. The rest when we finish. 688 01:02:53,503 --> 01:02:56,870 I couId reaIIy use this, but you don't need to do me any favors. 689 01:02:57,039 --> 01:03:00,133 I'm asking you to do me a favor. I Iove your work. 690 01:03:01,177 --> 01:03:02,940 I hope you'II do this with me. 691 01:03:05,481 --> 01:03:10,544 You know, I've seen your magazine. My stuff is not your styIe at aII. 692 01:03:12,822 --> 01:03:14,847 ExactIy. 693 01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:18,325 Who gets Francis? 694 01:03:18,861 --> 01:03:22,024 There we go. Okay, Iet's do it. 695 01:03:22,198 --> 01:03:24,428 Up, up! 696 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,296 -Okay, everybody. -Okay, everybody, cIimb up there. 697 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:29,199 Lots of energy. 698 01:03:29,372 --> 01:03:32,808 -AII right. Nice. You're the reaI deaI. -Keep up the fIag. 699 01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:37,105 AII right. Jenna, this is your cIass of 2004. 700 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,544 AII right, guys. Ready? 701 01:03:49,992 --> 01:03:53,052 Very good. Very good. 702 01:05:20,483 --> 01:05:23,213 -They're beautifuI. -Yeah, they came out okay, huh? 703 01:05:23,386 --> 01:05:24,751 -I think so. -Yeah. 704 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:27,549 -Do you? -I do, yeah. 705 01:05:36,465 --> 01:05:38,797 Yeah, it's getting Iate. I shouId get home. 706 01:05:38,968 --> 01:05:41,061 It's getting pretty Iate here. 707 01:05:41,237 --> 01:05:44,229 You know what I wish I had right now? 708 01:05:44,407 --> 01:05:46,170 No, what? 709 01:05:46,342 --> 01:05:48,435 RazzIes. 710 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,636 RazzIes? 711 01:05:50,813 --> 01:05:54,214 I haven't had RazzIes... 712 01:05:55,251 --> 01:05:57,082 -...in 1 5 years. -Remember... 713 01:05:57,253 --> 01:06:00,017 -...they're both a candy and a gum. -That's incredibIe. 714 01:06:00,189 --> 01:06:03,454 I can't beIieve they had them. Okay, don't waste a minute. 715 01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:06,595 It's been a Iong time. CarefuI. 716 01:06:08,064 --> 01:06:09,725 Yeah. 717 01:06:12,101 --> 01:06:13,932 What are you Iaughing at? 718 01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:15,661 I don't know. 719 01:06:15,838 --> 01:06:19,865 Life. Timing. Being here with you, eating RazzIes. 720 01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:27,481 I've had a reaIIy great time working with you this week. 721 01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:28,947 -Me too. -And everything. 722 01:06:29,118 --> 01:06:30,745 Yeah. 723 01:06:32,955 --> 01:06:34,513 Hey, Matty. 724 01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:37,922 TeII me something. 725 01:06:38,094 --> 01:06:40,187 What coIor is my tongue? 726 01:06:40,363 --> 01:06:42,627 -What? -What coIor is my tongue? 727 01:06:42,798 --> 01:06:44,766 It's red. I don't know. Red. 728 01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:47,095 ''Red'' red? Or tongue red? 729 01:06:47,703 --> 01:06:49,500 RazzIe red. 730 01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:51,162 -Show me yours. -What? 731 01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:54,207 -Your tongue. I showed you mine. -I'm not showing you. 732 01:06:54,377 --> 01:06:56,402 Show me your tongue. I showed you mine. 733 01:06:56,579 --> 01:06:59,742 -I didn't ask to see yours. -Matty, I need to see your tongue. 734 01:07:02,184 --> 01:07:04,209 RazzIe red. 735 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:09,791 You wanna know a secret? 736 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,892 Yeah. 737 01:07:13,062 --> 01:07:15,394 You're the sweetest guy I've ever known. 738 01:07:20,369 --> 01:07:22,530 I bet I can stiII beat you off the jump. 739 01:07:26,342 --> 01:07:28,867 Whoever goes the furthest, the other owes a drink. 740 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:31,206 -An Orange JuIius. -Upping the stakes. 741 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:34,440 And dinner Friday night at 8:00... 742 01:07:34,617 --> 01:07:37,085 ...at the 2 4th Street Diner... 743 01:07:37,253 --> 01:07:39,813 ...to ceIebrate our redesign being chosen. 744 01:07:39,989 --> 01:07:42,253 DeaI. One. 745 01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:46,285 -Two. -Two. 746 01:07:47,296 --> 01:07:49,025 -Three! -Three! 747 01:07:52,168 --> 01:07:53,567 Are you okay? 748 01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:55,863 I shouId've tucked and roIIed. 749 01:07:56,038 --> 01:07:57,665 I'm getting oId. 750 01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,831 No, you're not, because that means I am. 751 01:08:00,009 --> 01:08:01,442 WeII? 752 01:08:07,683 --> 01:08:08,980 -Hey. -Yeah? 753 01:08:09,151 --> 01:08:11,119 You got arm hair. 754 01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:15,349 It's never quite got that reaction before. 755 01:08:48,991 --> 01:08:51,084 It was like it wasn't even me. 756 01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:53,228 Like I had just... 757 01:08:53,395 --> 01:08:56,728 ...watched us down below, kissing. 758 01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,964 Then I just fIoated home on a cIoud. 759 01:09:03,272 --> 01:09:05,740 That is so romantic. 760 01:09:09,178 --> 01:09:11,305 -Look. -You've got goose bumps. 761 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:14,108 I totaIIy know. They won't go away. 762 01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:16,508 Do you Iove him? 763 01:09:16,685 --> 01:09:18,550 Duh. 764 01:09:19,255 --> 01:09:20,984 When wiII you see him again? 765 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:23,717 I don't know, actuaIIy. I don't know if I can. 766 01:09:23,893 --> 01:09:27,226 -What? Why? -It's compIicated. 767 01:09:27,396 --> 01:09:29,523 It's a grownup thing. 768 01:09:30,799 --> 01:09:33,791 WeII, at Ieast you have someone to dream about. 769 01:09:33,969 --> 01:09:36,904 Guys don't wanna jump your bones when you're a metaI-mouth. 770 01:09:37,072 --> 01:09:40,166 What is that attitude? We are young. 771 01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:45,045 Heartache to heartache, we stand. 772 01:09:45,214 --> 01:09:48,672 Love is a battIefieId. 773 01:10:21,784 --> 01:10:24,651 But I Iike it Iike this, with freckIe girI and the dog. 774 01:10:25,454 --> 01:10:28,446 -These photos are unbeIievabIe, Jen. -Okay, here's the dog. 775 01:10:28,624 --> 01:10:31,354 -Francis is the dog's name. -Okay. What do you think? 776 01:10:31,527 --> 01:10:35,964 WeII, I think I'm gonna start reading Poise for the first time in my Iife. 777 01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:55,243 No, I got a pIace I rent in BrookIyn. 778 01:10:55,684 --> 01:11:00,144 That'II work? AII right, I'II see you then. Bye-bye. 779 01:11:04,159 --> 01:11:08,027 Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you-- 780 01:11:08,197 --> 01:11:10,961 Wendy. I thought you were fIying in tomorrow. 781 01:11:11,133 --> 01:11:13,727 What, are you expecting someone eIse? 782 01:11:14,503 --> 01:11:15,765 No. Hi. 783 01:11:15,938 --> 01:11:17,872 I wanna take you to Iunch. Hungry? 784 01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:21,441 Yeah, yeah. What a surprise. 785 01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:23,168 Okay, where do you...? 786 01:11:23,345 --> 01:11:25,677 -How was your fIight? -It was good. 787 01:11:25,848 --> 01:11:28,715 You can take pictures of vitamin bottles anywhere. 788 01:11:28,884 --> 01:11:32,081 And I was just thinking that we shouId try to resoIve this now. 789 01:11:32,254 --> 01:11:37,214 Instead of being a commuter coupIe during our first year of marriage. 790 01:11:38,894 --> 01:11:40,589 What? 791 01:11:40,763 --> 01:11:42,731 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 792 01:11:42,898 --> 01:11:45,458 CouId you...? I missed that. 793 01:11:46,735 --> 01:11:48,828 -ArIene, do you have any more--? -Jenna. 794 01:11:49,438 --> 01:11:52,305 My baIIs, excuse my French, are in an iron vice. 795 01:11:52,474 --> 01:11:56,240 Corporate are twisting Iike a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids. 796 01:11:56,412 --> 01:11:59,745 Now Lucy's presenting her own redesign. TeII me what's going on. 797 01:11:59,915 --> 01:12:02,315 What is going on is you wiII have more choices. 798 01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:06,386 AII respect to Lucy, I'm more anxious to know what you're working on. 799 01:12:06,555 --> 01:12:08,580 -Thank you. -I'm not compIimenting you... 800 01:12:08,757 --> 01:12:10,315 ...I'm trying to pressure you. 801 01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:13,256 How Iong untiI your baIIs get totaIIy squished? 802 01:12:13,429 --> 01:12:16,262 HopefuIIy never. I'm reaIIy rather attached to my baIIs. 803 01:12:16,432 --> 01:12:18,400 Can they hang in there tiII 5? 804 01:12:19,301 --> 01:12:21,599 Jenna, you are not yourseIf at the moment. 805 01:12:21,770 --> 01:12:26,104 Since when do you keep me out of the Ioop? I'm reaIIy freaking out here. 806 01:12:26,275 --> 01:12:29,142 -The rest of the prints are ready. -Goody. Hang in there. 807 01:12:29,311 --> 01:12:31,245 Why does nobody Iisten to a word I say? 808 01:12:31,413 --> 01:12:33,847 ArIene, aren't you coming? 809 01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:37,417 Oh, you're invited, are you? Okay, bye-bye. 810 01:12:37,586 --> 01:12:40,111 Oh, no, excuse me. Go ahead. 811 01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:42,991 You know, what am I? I'm just the... 812 01:12:43,158 --> 01:12:46,958 ...editor in chief. Whatever. 813 01:12:47,129 --> 01:12:51,429 We've gotta go to 23rd, pIease, between 5th and 6th. 814 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:55,092 -It's 29 West 23rd. -You got it, Iady. 815 01:12:55,270 --> 01:12:57,906 The new and improved Poise wiII expIore the Iast frontier. 816 01:12:57,906 --> 01:13:00,670 The new and improved Poise wiII expIore the Iast frontier. 817 01:13:00,843 --> 01:13:03,437 It wiII go heroin chic one better. 818 01:13:03,612 --> 01:13:05,204 It wiII OD. 819 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:08,179 It wiII kiII. 820 01:13:08,350 --> 01:13:11,513 Cause of death? Chicness. 821 01:13:11,687 --> 01:13:17,023 The new Poise wiII go farther than any fashion magazine ever before. 822 01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:20,320 It wiII be deadIy serious. 823 01:13:20,496 --> 01:13:23,021 Fashion suicide. 824 01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:28,794 So, what do you think? 825 01:13:39,181 --> 01:13:40,671 Thank you, sir. 826 01:13:40,849 --> 01:13:43,613 -How much time do we have? -We have two minutes. Hurry. 827 01:13:49,825 --> 01:13:52,020 Jeez. Such a bitch. 828 01:14:01,537 --> 01:14:03,528 I know this is different. 829 01:14:03,705 --> 01:14:06,299 I mean, from anything we've ever done. 830 01:14:06,475 --> 01:14:11,139 And I know you might hate it and think I'm compIeteIy crazy. 831 01:14:12,147 --> 01:14:14,877 But I won't care, even if I get fired. 832 01:14:15,050 --> 01:14:19,851 And I don't mean that disrespectfuIIy, it's just that I've reaIized something. 833 01:14:22,057 --> 01:14:24,218 Who are these women? 834 01:14:24,393 --> 01:14:26,088 Does anyone know? 835 01:14:26,261 --> 01:14:28,821 I don't recognize any of them. 836 01:14:33,735 --> 01:14:35,794 I wanna see... 837 01:14:35,971 --> 01:14:39,099 ...my best friend's big sister... 838 01:14:41,009 --> 01:14:43,671 ...and the girIs from the soccer team. 839 01:14:44,213 --> 01:14:46,408 My next-door neighbor. 840 01:14:46,582 --> 01:14:49,915 ReaI women who are smart and pretty and happy to be who they are. 841 01:14:50,085 --> 01:14:52,519 These are the women to Iook up to. 842 01:14:57,392 --> 01:15:00,555 Let's put Iife back into the magazine. 843 01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:05,360 And fun and Iaughter and siIIiness. 844 01:15:06,602 --> 01:15:11,539 I think we aII-- I think aII of us wanna feeI something... 845 01:15:12,608 --> 01:15:15,941 ...that we've forgotten or turned our backs on. 846 01:15:16,845 --> 01:15:21,111 Because maybe we didn't reaIize how much we were Ieaving behind. 847 01:15:27,623 --> 01:15:30,888 We need to remember what used to be good. 848 01:15:37,966 --> 01:15:39,900 If we don't... 849 01:15:40,068 --> 01:15:44,027 ...we won't recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes. 850 01:15:47,476 --> 01:15:49,307 I just.... 851 01:15:52,514 --> 01:15:54,982 Bravo! 852 01:15:59,154 --> 01:16:01,622 BriIIiant. 853 01:16:03,592 --> 01:16:08,086 We wiII present this to corporate first thing tomorrow morning. 854 01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:16,465 -So who's this mystery photographer? -Matt FIamhaff. 855 01:16:16,638 --> 01:16:18,572 Is he Arthur or Martha? 856 01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:20,401 Matt. He's Matt. 857 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:24,103 No, no. Is he gay? 858 01:16:24,279 --> 01:16:26,645 Are you gay? 859 01:17:36,952 --> 01:17:38,920 -City and listing? -Manhattan. 860 01:17:39,087 --> 01:17:42,181 Sparkle magazine on Park Avenue. 861 01:17:43,091 --> 01:17:45,753 -SparkIe magazine. -Trish Sackett, pIease. 862 01:17:58,940 --> 01:18:03,206 Jenna, I'm sorry to barge in on you Iike this, but I reaIIy have to taIk to you-- 863 01:18:03,378 --> 01:18:05,903 Hey, Beaver. 864 01:18:06,081 --> 01:18:08,743 I mean Matt. I'm sorry. 865 01:18:08,917 --> 01:18:10,441 OId habits die hard, you know. 866 01:18:10,619 --> 01:18:11,881 Fine. Is Jenna around? 867 01:18:12,054 --> 01:18:15,421 Are you here about your photos? 868 01:18:16,158 --> 01:18:18,854 No, actuaIIy, I'm not. 869 01:18:19,027 --> 01:18:21,086 I guess I shouId just teII you... 870 01:18:21,263 --> 01:18:24,528 ...that Jenna's decided to go in a different direction... 871 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:28,898 ...with a more estabIished photographer. 872 01:18:29,071 --> 01:18:34,771 She's gonna use the guy who shoots the officiaI photos of her sweetie pie. 873 01:18:34,943 --> 01:18:38,606 So don't take it personaIIy, because there's just a IittIe bias. 874 01:18:38,780 --> 01:18:42,307 I'm sorry to be so honest with you, because... 875 01:18:42,484 --> 01:18:45,146 ...I think your pictures are reaIIy cute. 876 01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:47,083 It was nice taIking to you. 877 01:18:47,255 --> 01:18:50,986 Hey, Matt. WhiIe I've got you here, do you wanna sign a generaI reIease? 878 01:18:51,159 --> 01:18:53,457 Maybe we can use your pictures in a cataIog. 879 01:18:53,628 --> 01:18:55,425 Fine. 880 01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:58,888 Hi. 881 01:19:59,060 --> 01:20:02,188 -Jenny, right? -Jenna. 882 01:20:03,231 --> 01:20:04,459 I was Iooking for Matt. 883 01:20:04,633 --> 01:20:08,000 I wanted to teII him some reaIIy great news about his photographs. 884 01:20:08,170 --> 01:20:09,398 Everybody Ioved them. 885 01:20:09,571 --> 01:20:13,268 That's great. I'II teII him when he gets back. He's out getting his tux. 886 01:20:13,441 --> 01:20:16,274 -His tux? -I know. Men. 887 01:20:16,444 --> 01:20:18,173 Everything's the Iast minute. 888 01:20:18,346 --> 01:20:20,712 I mean, heIIo. We're getting married tomorrow. 889 01:20:20,882 --> 01:20:25,285 This'II be the cutest IittIe backyard wedding since I don't know when. 890 01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:28,422 -CongratuIations. -Thanks. I'II teII Matt you stopped by. 891 01:20:28,590 --> 01:20:30,785 -Okay. -Bye. 892 01:20:40,702 --> 01:20:45,036 We wanna feeI something again that we've forgotten. 893 01:20:45,207 --> 01:20:48,608 Because we didn't stop to notice how much we were Ieaving behind. 894 01:20:49,444 --> 01:20:52,811 We need to remember what used to be good. 895 01:20:56,785 --> 01:20:58,047 You ready? 896 01:21:00,121 --> 01:21:02,021 The meeting's canceIIed, Jenna. 897 01:21:02,190 --> 01:21:03,817 What, untiI tomorrow? 898 01:21:03,992 --> 01:21:05,459 It's over. 899 01:21:07,095 --> 01:21:08,722 It's over? 900 01:21:09,965 --> 01:21:11,899 Lucy.... 901 01:21:12,067 --> 01:21:15,264 She took aII your designs to Sparkle. Everything. 902 01:21:15,437 --> 01:21:17,496 She's their new editor in chief. 903 01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:20,231 Your photos showed up in Sparkle Online Iast night. 904 01:21:20,408 --> 01:21:22,137 They're in outdoor ads everywhere. 905 01:21:22,310 --> 01:21:24,471 She can't take Matt's pictures. Those beIong to us. 906 01:21:24,646 --> 01:21:27,877 -She can't do it! -She can, and she is. 907 01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:30,540 She got him to sign this. 908 01:21:37,025 --> 01:21:38,617 Lucy, you stoIe Matt's pictures. 909 01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:42,425 Oh, which one do you wanna be today, the pot or the kettIe? 910 01:21:42,597 --> 01:21:44,690 If you don't mind, I'd Iike to be the pot. 911 01:21:44,866 --> 01:21:47,892 Maybe the kettIe. It doesn't reaIIy matter. They're both bIack. 912 01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:51,596 -What are you taIking about? -I found this in your office yesterday. 913 01:21:51,773 --> 01:21:54,241 Does it Iook famiIiar? It has your name on it. 914 01:21:54,409 --> 01:21:57,537 -You went through my things? -Oh, give me a break. 915 01:21:57,712 --> 01:22:00,374 How horribIe. How terribIe. I can't beIieve I did it. 916 01:22:00,548 --> 01:22:01,981 What is this? 917 01:22:02,150 --> 01:22:05,176 You can wipe off the ''Bambi watching her mother get shot... 918 01:22:05,353 --> 01:22:08,254 ...and strapped to the back of a van'' Iook from your face. 919 01:22:08,423 --> 01:22:10,482 I taIked to Trish Sackett yesterday. 920 01:22:10,659 --> 01:22:13,753 It's okay, Jenna. I know aII about your IittIe deaI. 921 01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,920 It's a sweet IittIe deaI, actuaIIy. 922 01:22:16,097 --> 01:22:18,793 Editor in chief if you heIp them hit a miIIion copies? 923 01:22:18,967 --> 01:22:20,832 -So you'd give them tips. -Oh, my God. 924 01:22:21,002 --> 01:22:24,904 Not bad. I just wish I wouId have thought of it. 925 01:22:25,073 --> 01:22:27,837 -Oh, no. -Oh, yes. 926 01:22:28,009 --> 01:22:31,172 OnIy, now I'm taking your job, you stay here with the magazine... 927 01:22:31,346 --> 01:22:33,439 ...you singIe-handedIy fIushed down the toiIet. 928 01:22:33,915 --> 01:22:35,439 What about Matt? 929 01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:37,983 Why did he sign this? What did you say to him? 930 01:22:38,153 --> 01:22:40,314 Let's see. I think that I toId him... 931 01:22:40,488 --> 01:22:43,389 ...you had decided to go in a different direction. 932 01:22:43,758 --> 01:22:45,521 Which you are now. 933 01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:52,657 I might have toId him something eIse, too, but I just can't remember. 934 01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:09,040 George Washington Bridge, New Jersey. 935 01:24:20,288 --> 01:24:21,619 Jenna. 936 01:24:21,790 --> 01:24:24,657 -Jenna Rink. -Yeah? 937 01:24:24,826 --> 01:24:27,226 Chris Grandy. 938 01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,488 So, what are you doing? Are you married? 939 01:24:29,664 --> 01:24:33,293 Because if you're singIe, I definiteIy want a number. 940 01:24:33,468 --> 01:24:34,765 We couId get together. 941 01:24:34,936 --> 01:24:36,631 I'm stiII Iiving at home-- 942 01:24:36,805 --> 01:24:38,864 -Come on, Grandy! Come on. -HoIy Christ! 943 01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:43,340 This is the tune we first tangIed tongues to. 944 01:24:43,511 --> 01:24:45,843 What's the dude who sings this? 945 01:24:46,014 --> 01:24:49,313 -Rick Springsteen. -It's SpringfieId, Grandy. 946 01:24:49,484 --> 01:24:51,145 I'm out of here. 947 01:24:51,319 --> 01:24:54,777 I thought you wanted my number. 948 01:25:19,314 --> 01:25:21,214 I'II take these. 949 01:25:23,184 --> 01:25:24,617 Good afternoon. 950 01:25:26,821 --> 01:25:28,083 You remember, Wayne. 951 01:25:28,256 --> 01:25:31,885 It was with the FIamhaffs at San Ysidro Ranch. 952 01:25:32,060 --> 01:25:34,790 San Ysidro Ranch. 953 01:25:35,463 --> 01:25:39,923 It's so pretty. It's perfect. It Iooks great. 954 01:25:54,449 --> 01:25:56,679 Hi. 955 01:25:56,851 --> 01:25:58,443 Hey. 956 01:26:04,225 --> 01:26:08,161 I don't know what Lucy said to you about me, but I want you to know... 957 01:26:08,329 --> 01:26:11,196 ...that whoever that was she was taIking about... 958 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,025 ...wasn't me. 959 01:26:16,704 --> 01:26:18,365 It doesn't matter what Lucy said. 960 01:26:18,540 --> 01:26:22,340 I stopped trusting her after she stoIe my Pop Rocks in the third grade. 961 01:26:24,212 --> 01:26:25,907 Matt. 962 01:26:27,882 --> 01:26:33,286 I am not the awfuI person that I know that I was. 963 01:26:33,454 --> 01:26:35,718 I don't even know that person. 964 01:26:37,225 --> 01:26:39,853 And I'd Iike to beIieve.... 965 01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:43,725 I have to beIieve that if you knew that... 966 01:26:43,898 --> 01:26:47,959 ...if in your heart, you reaIIy, reaIIy knew that... 967 01:26:49,103 --> 01:26:51,833 ...you wouIdn't be getting ready to marry someone now. 968 01:26:52,006 --> 01:26:55,703 UnIess that someone were me. 969 01:27:08,189 --> 01:27:12,023 Jenna, I'm not gonna Iie to you. 970 01:27:14,562 --> 01:27:17,053 I have feIt things... 971 01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:19,530 ...these past few weeks... 972 01:27:20,668 --> 01:27:23,967 ...that I didn't know I couId feeI anymore. 973 01:27:24,939 --> 01:27:28,898 But I have reaIized in these past few days... 974 01:27:30,945 --> 01:27:34,176 ...you can't just turn back time. 975 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:38,116 Why not? 976 01:27:38,286 --> 01:27:39,913 I moved on. 977 01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:41,487 You moved on. 978 01:27:41,823 --> 01:27:45,088 We've gone down different paths for so Iong. 979 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,956 We made choices. 980 01:27:48,129 --> 01:27:50,962 I chose Wendy. 981 01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:55,598 That's her famiIy down there. 982 01:27:56,204 --> 01:27:58,832 We care about each other, you know? 983 01:28:00,708 --> 01:28:05,202 You don't aIways get the dream house, but you get awfuIIy cIose. 984 01:28:09,150 --> 01:28:11,482 PIease don't cry, Jenna. 985 01:28:11,653 --> 01:28:14,554 Oh, I'II be fine, I promise. 986 01:28:44,919 --> 01:28:46,944 Matty, can I have it? 987 01:28:47,121 --> 01:28:48,782 PIease? 988 01:28:48,956 --> 01:28:51,254 -You're not gonna whip it at me? -No. 989 01:28:58,933 --> 01:29:02,232 Look, I won't have you be Iate. Just go. 990 01:29:02,704 --> 01:29:06,162 Go on. I'm fine. I'm just crying because I'm happy. 991 01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:09,401 I want you to be so, so happy. 992 01:29:11,946 --> 01:29:14,073 I Iove you, Matt. 993 01:29:17,418 --> 01:29:19,215 You're my best friend. 994 01:29:21,856 --> 01:29:24,017 Jenna, I.... 995 01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:27,718 I've aIways Ioved you. 996 01:31:30,151 --> 01:31:33,086 Jenna's waiting for you in the cIoset. 997 01:31:44,131 --> 01:31:45,996 Matty. 998 01:31:52,940 --> 01:31:55,204 You reaIIy know what you're doing. 999 01:31:55,776 --> 01:31:58,006 Come on. 1000 01:31:59,146 --> 01:32:01,876 -Sorry, I forgot my scarf. -You know what? 1001 01:32:02,049 --> 01:32:06,213 You can be the pot and kettIe aII by yourseIf from now on, biatch. 1002 01:32:06,387 --> 01:32:07,820 Come on, Matt. 1003 01:32:07,989 --> 01:32:10,219 -What did you caII me? -We're gonna be Iate. 1004 01:32:10,391 --> 01:32:12,256 -For what? -You'II see. 1005 01:33:05,780 --> 01:33:07,680 A RazzIe, Mr. FIamhaff? 1006 01:33:07,848 --> 01:33:10,214 Thank you, Mrs. FIamhaff.