1 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:03,950 I love that restaurant! I heard Madonna went into labour there. 2 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:07,271 Oh, gosh, I have to go shopping. OK. I'll see you tonight. 3 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,833 OK. Bye. 4 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,116 Bruiser, what's this? 5 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,913 "Good luck tonight. Elle and Warner for ever." 6 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:19,996 That's so cute. 7 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:37,111 Oh, my gosh. You guys are so sweet. 8 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,070 But I'm not positive it'll happen tonight. 9 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:43,954 Hello! He just had lunch with his grandmother. You know he got the rock. 10 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:48,471 Why else would she fly in from Newport? She wouldn't fedex a six-carat diamond. 11 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:52,513 - Do you really think? - I can't believe you're getting engaged! 12 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,595 Oh, my gosh. You guys have to help me pick out the perfect outfit. 13 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,233 Come on. 14 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,433 Go with the red. It's the colour of confidence. 15 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,717 Why are you disregarding your signature colour? 16 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,991 He's proposing. I can't look like I would on any other date. 17 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:11,476 This is the date. The night I'll always remember. 18 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,034 I wanna look special. 19 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,118 Bridal. But not like I expect anything. 20 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:20,875 There's nothing I love more than a dumb blonde with Daddy's plastic. 21 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:24,794 - You know how he gets excited... - We just got this one in yesterday. 22 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,798 Ohh! Is this low-viscosity rayon? 23 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,192 Yes, of course. 24 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:34,518 - With a half-Loop top stitching? - Absolutely. It's one of a kind. 25 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:41,394 You can't use a half-Loop top stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It would snag. 26 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,353 And it didn't just come in. I saw it in Vogue a year ago. 27 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:49,600 So if you're trying to sell it to me for full price, you picked the wrong girl. 28 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:50,869 Ow. 29 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,595 Girls. This is it. 30 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:00,559 In a few hours, I'll be the future Mrs. Warner Huntington III. 31 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,036 Hello. 32 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,199 Wow. 33 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,151 You look so beautiful. 34 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,236 So do you. 35 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,116 Let's get out of here. 36 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,436 OK. 37 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,558 It must be strange having such perfect eyes. 38 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,599 God, you're so wonderful. Elle, thank you. 39 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,389 - Here's to us. - To us. 40 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,032 - Elle... - Yes. 41 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:31,278 One of the reasons I wanted to come here tonight was to discuss our future. 42 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:34,915 - I am fully amenable to that discussion. - Good. 43 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,078 You know how we've been having all kinds of fun lately? 44 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,794 Well, Harvard is gonna be different. 45 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:45,593 Law school is a completely different world, and I need to be serious. 46 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:46,914 Of course. 47 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:50,678 - I mean, my family expects a lot from me. - Right. 48 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,711 I expect a lot from me. 49 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:57,152 - I plan on running for office some day. - And I fully support that. You know that? 50 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:58,235 Absolutely. 51 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:02,558 But the thing is, if I'm gonna be a senator by the time I'm 30, 52 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,910 I need to stop dicking around. 53 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,316 Warner, I completely agree. 54 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:15,153 That's why I think it's time for us... Elle... Pooh Bear... 55 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,633 Yes? 56 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:20,800 - I do. - I think we should break up. 57 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,275 What? 58 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,398 I've been thinking, and I think it's the right thing to do. 59 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,476 You're breaking up with me? 60 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,949 - I thought you were proposing. - Proposing? 61 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:41,235 Elle! If I'm gonna be a senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn. 62 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,875 So you're breaking up with me because I'm too blonde? 63 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,191 No. That's not entirely true. 64 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,470 Then what? My boobs are too big? 65 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,592 - Your boobs are fine. - So when you said you loved me, 66 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:58,713 - You were just dicking around? - Elle, I do love you. I... 67 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,432 I just can't marry you. 68 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,148 You have no idea the pressure that I am under. 69 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,510 My family has five generations of senators. 70 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:11,350 My brother's in the top three at Yale Law, and he just got engaged to a Vanderbilt! 71 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,674 Bad salad. 72 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:29,117 Sweetie... Pooh Bear? 73 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:34,518 It's not like I have a choice here, sweetheart. 74 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:40,318 - OK, you get the car. I'll get the check. - I won't be having salad. 75 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,796 Come on, let me take you home. 76 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:50,909 No. 77 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:55,272 Elle, believe me, I never expected to do this. But I think it's the right thing. 78 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,792 How can it be the right thing when we're not together? 79 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:02,196 I have to think of my future and what my family expects of me. 80 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:06,399 So you're breaking up with me because you're afraid your family won't like me? 81 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,876 - Everybody likes me. - Well, East Coast people are different. 82 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,039 Just because I'm not a Vanderbilt, I'm white trash? 83 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:16,072 I grew up in Bel Air, across the street from Aaron Spelling. 84 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:20,079 Most people would agree that's a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt. 85 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,676 I told you, I need someone serious. 86 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,879 Well, I'm seriously in love with you. 87 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:34,671 - Isn't that enough? - Pooh Bear, just get in the car. 88 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,156 No. 89 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,434 You're gonna ruin your shoes. 90 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,436 OK. 91 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,436 Morning, Amy. 92 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,553 Elle, it's Amy. I'm having trouble with this whole lip-liner thing. 93 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,557 Sweetie, didn't you hear? 94 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,877 - Hear what? - It's terrible. He dumped her. 95 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,237 Why me? 96 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:59,155 Because you're not gonna remember anything after tonight. 97 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,075 Oh, you're wrong. 98 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,517 I will remember, no matter what. 99 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,840 And I'm never gonna lose you again. 100 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:14,074 You couldn't. You're a part of me. 101 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,956 I love you. 102 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,672 Liar! 103 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,309 Honey, you have to leave this room. 104 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,351 It's been, like, a week. 105 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,356 So? 106 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,311 Drink this. 107 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:31,433 What's the one thing that always makes us feel better, no matter what? 108 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,399 She had eight grilled-cheese sandwiches. 109 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,957 She just stuffed 'em in her mouth, all at once. It was so sad. 110 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:45,836 We thought she'd be the first to go down the aisle, and now she's totally adrift. 111 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,916 Totally. 112 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,150 She hasn't conditioned her hair in a week. 113 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,236 Maybe she's going for the grunge look. 114 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:56,875 - And, like, her nails are full-on chipped. - So trailer park. 115 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:02,518 She'll never get him with those cuticles. 116 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,752 No shit! 117 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,758 Oh, my God. 118 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,711 - Do you know who this is? - No. 119 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,753 - That's Warner's older brother. - Who? 120 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,197 "Third-year Yale Law student Putnam Bowes Huntington III 121 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,357 and his fianc�e Layne Walker Vanderbilt, 122 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,633 first year, Yale Law." 123 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,235 This is the type of girl Warner wants to marry. 124 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,920 This is what I need to become to be serious. 125 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,395 What? Practically deformed? 126 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,796 No. 127 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,115 A law student. 128 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:44,713 Elle? 129 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,670 - Law school? - It's a perfectly respectable place, Daddy. 130 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:53,989 Honey, you were first runner-up at the Miss Hawaiian Tropics contest. 131 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,111 Why throw that all away? 132 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:59,391 Going to Harvard is the only way to get the love of my life back. 133 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,590 Sweetheart, you don't need law school. 134 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:07,033 Law school's for people who are boring and ugly and serious. 135 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:10,072 And you, button, are none of those things. 136 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:17,036 - Harvard Law School? - That's right. 137 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:22,388 - But that's a top-three school. - I have a 4.0. 138 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,876 Yes. But your major is fashion merchandising. 139 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,679 Harvard won't be impressed that you aced History of Polka Dots. 140 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:39,315 - What are your backups? - I don't need them. I'm going to Harvard. 141 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:45,629 Well, then. You'll need excellent recommendations from your professors. 142 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:46,715 OK. 143 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:50,071 - And a heck of an admissions essay. - Right. 144 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:54,990 And at least a 175 on your LSATS. 145 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:59,237 I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. 146 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,476 Trust me. I can handle anything. 147 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,078 - Thanks. - Welcome. 148 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:15,635 Because I have a metabolism. I have a really high metabolism. 149 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,716 It's metabol... 150 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,756 Oh, my God. What are you doing? 151 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,996 Reading about the LSATS. 152 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:32,719 My cousin had that. You get a really bad rash on your... 153 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:38,310 The LSATS are an exam. Girls, I'm going to Harvard. 154 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,755 - You mean, like, on vay-kay? - Let's all go! 155 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,950 Road trip! 156 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,434 No. I'm going to Harvard Law School. 157 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,311 Why? 158 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:55,150 Elle. Elle. I know you're upset about all this, but can't you just take a Percocet? 159 00:14:56,560 --> 00:15:01,031 OK. Once Warner sees me as a serious law student, he'll totally want me back. 160 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,549 It's a completely brilliant plan. 161 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,194 But isn't it hard to get into law school? 162 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,709 I have the highest GPA in Delta Nu. 163 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,717 Oh, well. Here. You're gonna need this. 164 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:18,037 - Your scrunchie? - My lucky scrunchie. 165 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,151 It helped me pass Spanish. 166 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:24,592 You passed because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final. 167 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,632 Yeah. Luckily. 168 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,152 ELLE WOODS HARVARD VIDEO ESSAY 169 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,350 Oh, hi. 170 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,790 My name is Elle Woods, and for my admissions essay 171 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:44,869 I'm gonna tell all of you at Harvard why I'm gonna make an amazing lawyer. 172 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,871 As president of my sorority 173 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,834 I'm skilled at commanding attention and discussing important issues. 174 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:56,159 It seems the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin 175 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,952 to generic. 176 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:01,516 - All those opposed to chafing, say "aye". - Aye. 177 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:06,035 "A: Neither type of opera or neither type of rap is on sale." 178 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,391 "B: Neither type of jazz and neither type of opera is on sale." 179 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,353 "C: Neither type of opera..." 180 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,910 - Party! - Delta Nu, we love you! 181 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,600 Hey. Uh-uh. 182 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,119 OK. 183 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:24,956 I'm able to recall hundreds of important details at the drop of a hat. 184 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,993 Hey, Elle, do you know what happened on "Days of Our Lives" yesterday? 185 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,917 Yes, Margot, I do. 186 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,952 Once again, we joined Hope in the search for her identity. 187 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,799 She's been brainwashed by the evil Stefano. 188 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,754 - Three... - Get set, and go! 189 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,436 143. 190 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,909 I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. 191 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,316 I object! 192 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,795 Elle! It's here. 193 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,078 179! 194 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,880 179! 179! 195 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,953 And that's why you should vote for me, Elle Woods, 196 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,117 future lawyer, for the class of 2004. 197 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:13,916 She does have a 4.0 from CULA, and she got a 179 on her LSATS. 198 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,357 A fashion major? 199 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:20,234 We've never had one before, and aren't we always looking for diversity? 200 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,511 Her list of extracurricular activities is impressive. 201 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:28,470 - She was in a Ricky Martin video. - Clearly she's interested in music. 202 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,910 She also designed a line of... 203 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:35,193 faux-fur panties for her sorority's charity project. 204 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,791 Uh-huh. She's a friend to the animals, as well as a philanthropist. 205 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,556 Elle Woods. 206 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,596 Welcome to Harvard. 207 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,632 Oh, Bruiser, it's so exciting. Look! Harvard. 208 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,559 Are you excited? 209 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:04,868 This is our new house for the next three years. Oh, are you thirsty? 210 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,275 OK, let's get you some water. 211 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,955 Sweetheart, you just look parched. 212 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,913 Hey, Brad, check out Malibu Barbie. 213 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,634 Where's the beach, honey? 214 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,554 There you go. Good boy. 215 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,399 Warner's gonna be so excited to see you. 216 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,590 Guys, this way. 217 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,676 Come on, Bruiser. 218 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,353 Check it out. Look at the way she walks. 219 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:34,359 It's gonna be so exciting. Don't be scared, everyone will love you. 220 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,955 Hi. Woods comma Elle. 221 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,676 Class schedule, map, book list. 222 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,597 Wait a second. My social-events calendar is missing. 223 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,315 Your what? 224 00:20:56,480 --> 00:21:01,270 Social events. You know, mixers, formals, clambakes, trips to the Cape... 225 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,032 OK. Has Warner Huntington III checked in yet? 226 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,634 No. 227 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:15,753 Maybe you should check with the cruise director on the lido deck. 228 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,430 OK. Welcome to law school. 229 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,315 This is the part where we sit in a circle 230 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,591 and everyone says a little bit about themselves. 231 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,270 Let's start with you. 232 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:33,110 My name is David Kidney. I have a masters in Russian literature, 233 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,798 a PhD in biochemistry, 234 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:40,597 and for the last 18 months I've been deworming orphans in Somalia. 235 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,909 - Awesome. What about you? - Hey. How you doin'? I'm Enid Wexler. 236 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,349 Got a PhD from Berkeley in women's studies, 237 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,436 emphasis in the history of combat. 238 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:55,509 Last year, I single-handedly organized the march for Lesbians against Drunk Driving. 239 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,915 - Killer. - Thanks. Good times. 240 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,797 Aaron Mitchell. I graduated first in my class from Princeton. 241 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,831 I have an IQ of 187. 242 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:09,639 It's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his Brief History of Time 243 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,716 from my fourth-grade paper. 244 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,717 Cool. 245 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,910 - Me? - Yeah. 246 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:20,238 OK. Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. 247 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,749 We're both Gemini vegetarians. 248 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,270 I have a bachelor's degree in fashion merchandising from CULA. 249 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:30,598 I was a Zeta Lambda Nu Sweetheart, president of my sorority, Delta Nu, 250 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,915 and last year I was Homecoming Queen. 251 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,833 Oh! Two weeks ago I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal. 252 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,793 I talked her out of buying a truly heinous angora sweater. 253 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:44,277 Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. 254 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:52,279 Wish me luck, Bruiser. This is my first class as a serious law student. 255 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,835 I totally look the part. 256 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,236 Hi. 257 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,438 Hey. 258 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,832 Elle? 259 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,356 Warner? I totally forgot you go here. 260 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:42,072 What are you talking about? I'm sorry. Are you here to see me? 261 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,000 No, silly. I go here. 262 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:49,359 - You go where? - Harvard. Law School. 263 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,189 You got into Harvard Law? 264 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,398 What, like it's hard? 265 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,559 Oh, my gosh. It'll be great. I'm planning this great mixer. You have to help me. 266 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,518 I'm thinking, like, a luau, or maybe a casino night. 267 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,155 This is gonna be just like senior year, except for funner. 268 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:11,510 Oh, time to go. I have to go to class, but meet me after, on the benches, OK? Bye. 269 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:35,230 A legal education means you will learn to speak in a new language. 270 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:39,319 You will be taught to achieve insight into the world around you, 271 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:44,358 and to sharply question what you know. 272 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:51,957 The seat you have picked will be yours for the next nine months of your life. 273 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,720 And those of you in the front row, 274 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,796 beware. 275 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,869 "The law is reason free from passion." 276 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,197 Does anyone know who spoke those immortal words? 277 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,193 Yes? 278 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,276 Aristotle. 279 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,475 - Are you sure? - Yes. 280 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,751 Would you be willing to stake your life on it? 281 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,556 I think so. 282 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,631 What about 283 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,716 his life? 284 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,439 - I don't know. - Well, 285 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,438 I recommend knowing before speaking. 286 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:48,478 The law leaves much room for interpretation, 287 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,558 but very little for self-doubt. 288 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,599 And you were right. 289 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,952 - It was Aristotle. - Good job. 290 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,436 Now, I assume all of you have read pages 1 through 48 291 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,711 and are now well-versed in subject-matter jurisdiction. 292 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,191 Who can tell us about Gordon versus Steele? 293 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,118 Let's call on someone from the hot zone. 294 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,076 Elle Woods. 295 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,236 Actually, I wasn't aware that we had an assignment. 296 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,236 Vivian Kensington. 297 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:57,433 Do you think it's acceptable that Ms Woods is not prepared? 298 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,154 No. 299 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,632 I don't. 300 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,070 Would you support my decision to ask her to leave class, 301 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,033 and to return only when she is prepared? 302 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,994 Absolutely. 303 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:34,636 Now, Miss Kensington, did diversity jurisdiction exist in this case? 304 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,716 No, it did not. 305 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,309 Good. However, in the case of... 306 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,310 Excuse me. Are you OK? 307 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:58,913 Yeah. 308 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,476 But do they put you on the spot like that, like, all the time? 309 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:06,354 The professors? Yeah, they tend to do that. Socratic method. 310 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,676 So if you don't know the answer, they're just gonna kick you out? 311 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,475 - So you have Stromwell, huh? - Yes! Did she do that to you too? 312 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,798 No. But she did make me cry once. Not in class, I waited till I got back to my room. 313 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,674 But she'll kick you right in the ba... Or wherever. 314 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,916 But, yeah, she's tough. Really tough. 315 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:26,875 Great. 316 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,878 Don't worry, though. It gets better. Who else do you have? 317 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,436 I have Callahan, Royalton and Levinthal. 318 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,279 Yeah. Let's see. Speak up in Callahan's class. 319 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,789 - He likes people that are opinionated. - OK. 320 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,956 And in Royalton's class, try to get a seat in the back. 321 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,311 He tends to spit when he talks about products liability. 322 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,796 And for Levinthal, make sure you read the footnotes, 323 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:54,196 cos that's where he gets a lot of his exam questions from. 324 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,309 Right. 325 00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,431 Wow. I'm really glad I met you. 326 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,477 - Hey. - Are you a third year? 327 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,950 - Well, I'm a... - Hey, Elle. 328 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,474 Hi. 329 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,750 - Thanks for all your help. - Good luck. 330 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,874 - Hi, Warner. - Hi. 331 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:20,593 - So, how was your first class? - It was good, 332 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:25,714 except for this horrible preppy girl who tried to make me look bad, but no biggie. 333 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,229 You're here now. So how was your summer? 334 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,952 Good. It was good. 335 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,275 Did you do anything exciting? 336 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,678 Hey. 337 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,031 Have you met Viv... ian? 338 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,675 Oh, hi. Vivian Kensington. 339 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,515 - Do you know her? - She's... 340 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,596 I'm his fianc�e. 341 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,876 I'm sorry. I just hallucinated. 342 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,558 What? 343 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:04,470 Yeah. She... she was my girlfriend in prep school. 344 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,639 We got back together this summer at my grandmother's birthday party. 345 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,316 Warner told me all about you. 346 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,749 You're famous at our club. 347 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,755 But he didn't tell me you'd be here. 348 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,714 Pooh Bear, I didn't know she would be here. 349 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,274 Excuse me. 350 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,910 Hey, watch out! 351 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,637 Thank God. 352 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,470 Are you free? It's an emergency. 353 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,079 - Bad day? - You can't even imagine. 354 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:12,478 - Spill. - I worked so hard to get into law school. 355 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,875 I blew off Greek Week to study for the LSATS. 356 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,878 I even hired a Coppola to direct my admissions video. 357 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,959 All to get my boyfriend Warner back, and now he's engaged to this awful girl Vivian. 358 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,277 So it was all for nothing, and I just wish... 359 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,478 I just wish I had never gone to Harvard. 360 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:33,795 - After you went to all that trouble. - He's engaged. 361 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:38,232 She's got this six-carat Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger. 362 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,470 What am I supposed to do? 363 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,591 You're askin' the wrong girl. 364 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,676 I'm with my guy eight years, 365 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:52,078 and then one day it's "I met someone else. Move out." 366 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,511 Oh, no. That's awful. 367 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,877 Dewey kept the trailer and my precious baby, Rufus. 368 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,235 I couldn't even throw him a birthday party. 369 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,237 No! 370 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,351 I mean, what's a girl to do? 371 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:12,189 He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures, 372 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,392 and I'm a middle-aged high-school dropout 373 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,114 who's got stretch marks and a fat ass. 374 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:22,879 - That's terrible. - Yeah. Happens every day. 375 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,834 So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits? 376 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:33,230 She's from Connecticut. She belongs to his stupid country club. 377 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,715 Is she as pretty as you? 378 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,834 She could use some mascara and serious highlights, 379 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,589 but she's not completely unfortunate-Looking. 380 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,835 Hello, ladies. How ya doin'? 381 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,956 Sign here. 382 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,358 Look what I did. 383 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,636 See you later. 384 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,669 Aw, shit. 385 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,994 Could I have been any more goddamn spastic? 386 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,596 It's OK. 387 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,317 Are you sure this Warner guy is, like, the one? 388 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,359 Definitely. I love him. 389 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,756 If a girl like you can't hold on to her man, 390 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,429 then there sure as hell isn't any hope for the rest of us. 391 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,990 What are you waitin' for? 392 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,476 Steal the bastard back. 393 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:43,032 In addition to competing against each other for the top grade in this class, 394 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:49,395 you are competing for one of my firm's coveted four internships next year, 395 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,671 where you will get to assist on actual cases. 396 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,230 Let the bloodbath begin. 397 00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,799 Now, let's commence with our usual torture. 398 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,595 Ms Woods. 399 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:07,310 Would you rather have a client who committed a crime malum in se 400 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,635 or malum prohibitum? 401 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,148 - Neither. - Why is that? 402 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,395 I would rather have a client who's innocent. 403 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,790 Dare to dream, Ms Woods. 404 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,309 Ms Kensington, which would you prefer? 405 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,476 Malum prohibitum. 406 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,637 The client would've committed a regulatory infraction, 407 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,876 as opposed to a dangerous crime. 408 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:43,557 Well done, Ms Kensington. You've obviously done your homework. 409 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:49,713 Now, let us look at malum prohibitum a little more closely. It has been said... 410 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,230 Yes, Ms Woods? 411 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,238 I changed my mind. I'd pick the dangerous one, 412 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,874 cos I'm not afraid of a challenge. 413 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:12,278 Who is that? 414 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,758 Guys... 415 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:24,508 - Hi! - Warner, do you know her? 416 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,716 Hi. 417 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,510 - Hi. - Elle. What are you doing here? 418 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,473 I came to join your study group. I brought sustenance. 419 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:42,917 - Who's first? - Uh-uh. Our group is full. 420 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:48,838 - Oh, is this like an RSVP thing? - No, it's like a smart-people thing. 421 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,271 And, as Viv said, we're full. 422 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,834 Come on, guys. We can make room for one more. 423 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,480 We've already assigned the outlines. 424 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,153 The answer's no. 425 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:11,553 Oh, OK. I'll just leave, then. 426 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:12,995 Bye. 427 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:21,676 Hey, maybe there's, like, a sorority you could, like, join instead. 428 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,790 If you had come to a rush party, I would have at least been nice to you. 429 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:30,232 Is that before you voted against me, then called me a dyke behind my back? 430 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,396 I don't use that word. 431 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,308 You must have heard it from Vivian. 432 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,876 - Hello? - Hey, it's me. 433 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,388 It's Elle! 434 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,670 Guess what I'm doing right this second? 435 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,677 I don't know. What? 436 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,950 I'm picking out my wedding dress! 437 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,675 - What? - Josh proposed. 438 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,190 Did you get the rock yet? 439 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,475 Almost. 440 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,592 Well, hurry up, so you can come home. We miss you. 441 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,873 I miss you guys too. The people here are so vile. 442 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:28,949 - Hardly anybody speaks to me... - Oh, my God. I almost forgot to tell you. 443 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,034 - What? - I got bangs. 444 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,992 - My hair is so now. - Really? 445 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,752 OK, so just listen to me. Keep June 1st open. 446 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,634 You're one of my bridesmaids. And give Warner our love. 447 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,235 Because I'm gettin' married! I'm getting... 448 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,876 So don't forget. Eight o'clock at 45 Dunstan Street. 449 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,797 It'll be a really nice party. 450 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,352 Oh, and don't forget to bring your own Merlot. 451 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:06,559 No way! Is somebody at this school actually... having a party? 452 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,033 Yes. 453 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:13,196 But it's a costume party. You probably wouldn't wanna come. 454 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,516 I love costume parties. 455 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,189 Oh. Well, then, I guess we'll see you there. 456 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,475 OK. 457 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:26,871 Oh. At 45 Dunstan Street. OK. 458 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,836 Oh, my God! 459 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,558 Hey. 460 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:07,230 Thanks for inviting me, girls. This party is super fun. 461 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:11,232 - Nice outfit. - Oh, I like your outfit, too. 462 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:15,797 Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated. 463 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,112 She's horrible. 464 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:24,196 You've got the ring, sweetie. 465 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,475 How you doin'? 466 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:33,752 Warner! The English language is all about subliminal domination. 467 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,075 Take "semester" - A perfect example 468 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,033 of the discriminatory preference of semen to ovaries. 469 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:43,199 So I'm petitioning to have next term be referred to as the winter "ovester". 470 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,436 Excuse me. Hey, Warner. 471 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:48,711 Wow. Well, don't you look like a walking felony. 472 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,274 Thank you. You're so sweet. 473 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,236 - Are you having fun? - I am now. 474 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,476 What's with the costume? 475 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,915 Oh. I just decided to dress up. 476 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,075 Really. 477 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,953 We barely get to see each other since we've been here. 478 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,992 I know. I'm so busy with these case studies and hypos. 479 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:10,558 I know. I can't imagine doing all this and Callahan's internship next year. 480 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,472 It's gonna be so much. 481 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:17,628 Oh, Elle. You're never gonna get the grades to qualify for one of those spots. 482 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,634 You're not smart enough, sweetie. 483 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:25,076 Wait. Am I on glue, or did we not get into the same law school, Warner? 484 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,556 - Well, yeah, but... - But what? 485 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:31,036 We took the same LSATS, and we're taking the same classes. 486 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:35,039 I know. But come on, Elle, be serious. 487 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,152 You can do something more valuable with your time. 488 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,397 I'm never gonna be good enough for you, am I? 489 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:52,596 - Elle, come on. - Just forget it. 490 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,993 I'll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be. 491 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,310 - Don't ask. - Wasn't gonna. 492 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,229 I love that sweater. It's Chanel. 493 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,156 - Look. - Is she carrying books? 494 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,712 Thanks. 495 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,874 So, you've filed a claim. 496 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,556 What next? 497 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,839 Ms Woods? 498 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,515 - Don't you need to have evidence? - Meaning? 499 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,434 Meaning you need reasonable belief 500 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:02,714 that your claim should have, like, evidentiary support. 501 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:09,153 And what kind of evidentiary support does this case require? 502 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,028 And the purpose of diminished capacity is? 503 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,830 To negate mens rea? 504 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,196 Are you ready? 505 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,313 - No. - Yes. Yes, you are. 506 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,396 Go. You can do this. 507 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,919 "Listen to me, Dewey. You shut your mouth." 508 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,590 No. "You shut your big mouth." 509 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,236 "I'm doing all the talking." 510 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,711 What the hell do you want? We're eatin' lunch. 511 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,115 I just thought that... 512 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:43,717 You just thought you could come and show me what I'm definitely not missin'? 513 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,792 That's not why I came by. 514 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,959 Paulette, how many times you gonna come here beggin' me to take you back? 515 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,958 I was... I... 516 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,753 - Dewey Newcombe? - Who's askin'? 517 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:02,111 I'm Elle Woods, Ms Bonifante's attorney. 518 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,637 And I'm here to discuss the legal situation at hand. 519 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:06,988 Come again? 520 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,192 Do you understand what subject-matter jurisdiction is? 521 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,437 - No. - I didn't think so. 522 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,996 Well, due to habeas corpus, 523 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:19,237 you and Ms Bonifante had a common-law marriage, 524 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,559 which, heretofore, entitles her to what is legally referred to 525 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,797 as "equitable division of the assets". 526 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,109 Come again? 527 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:33,438 Due to the fact that you've retained this residence, 528 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,996 Ms Bonifante is entitled to full canine-property ownership, 529 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,829 and will be enforcing said ownership... right now. 530 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,596 Tell him, Paulette. 531 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,271 I'm takin' the dog, dumb-ass! 532 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,436 We did it! 533 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,676 Come here. 534 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,798 Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head. 535 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,196 Which must be a nice vacation for his balls. 536 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,156 Thank you. 537 00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:29,119 According to Swinney versus Neubert, Swinney, who was also a sperm donor, 538 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:33,756 had visitation rights as long as he abided by the hours set forth by the parents. 539 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:39,119 So, if we're sticking to past precedent, I mean, Mr Latimer wasn't stalking. 540 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:42,357 He was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation. 541 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,313 But Swinney was a one-time sperm donor. 542 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,791 And, in our case, the defendant was an habitual sperm donor, 543 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:52,754 who also happens to be harassing the parents in his quest for visitation. 544 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,678 Well, yeah, but I mean, without this man's sperm 545 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,519 the child in question wouldn't exist. 546 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,395 Now you're thinking like a lawyer. 547 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:06,589 Yes, Ms Woods? 548 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,353 Although Mr Huntington makes an excellent point, 549 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,755 I wonder if the defendant kept a record 550 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,589 of every sperm emission made throughout his life. 551 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,715 Interesting. Why do you ask? 552 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:25,277 Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every single one-night stand 553 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,233 to determine if a child resulted in those unions, 554 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,794 he has no parental claim over this child. 555 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,752 Why now? Why this sperm? 556 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,879 - I see your point. - And all masturbatory emissions, 557 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,835 where his sperm wasn't seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment. 558 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,473 I believe you've just won your case. 559 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,193 - Ms Woods, you did well today. - Really? 560 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:58,835 - Are you applying for my internship? - I don't know. 561 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,514 Well, you should. Do you have a r�sum�? 562 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,596 Yes, I do. 563 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,996 Here it is. 564 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,031 - It's pink. - Oh, and it's scented. 565 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,470 It gives it a little something extra, don't you think? 566 00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:19,196 OK. Well, see you next class. 567 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,476 Do you think she woke up one day and said 568 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,795 "I think I'll go to law school today"? 569 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:32,198 Well, that lapse in judgment aside, I think she's got a lot of potential. 570 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,276 Here's the Windham file. 571 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,716 Smell this. 572 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,751 - What's that? - It's her r�sum�. 573 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,150 It smells good. 574 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,118 What's going on? 575 00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:10,515 Callahan's firm is defending a murder trial. 576 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,916 His case load is so big, he's taking on first-year interns. 577 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:17,828 - He picked 'em already? - I can't believe it, Warner! 578 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,916 - We got it! - Yes. 579 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,277 That only leaves one for... 580 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,478 Me! 581 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,155 Yes! 582 00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,596 Oh, Warner. 583 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:47,520 Do you remember our four amazing hours in the hot tub after Winter Formal? 584 00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,392 Yeah... No. 585 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,160 This is so much better than that! 586 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,876 Excuse me. I have some shopping to do. 587 00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,876 Four hours? 588 00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,275 You look very nice today, Vivian. 589 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,554 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 590 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,197 We're defending Brooke Windham, whose wealthy husband 591 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,039 was found shot dead in their Beacon Hill mansion. 592 00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,958 - Gold-digger? - You'd think so, since the stiff was 60, 593 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,957 but she was rich on her own. 594 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:51,278 Some kind of fitness empire. You can buy her exercise tapes on infomercials. 595 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,233 Wait, are you talking about Brooke Taylor? 596 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,596 Maiden name, Taylor. You know her? 597 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,359 She's a Delta Nu. She wasn't in my pledge class. 598 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,436 She graduated four years before me. 599 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:07,553 But I used to take her class at the Los Angeles Sports Club. She's amazing. 600 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,429 "Amazing"? How? 601 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:13,719 She could make you lose three pounds in one class. She's completely gifted. 602 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,912 Well, in all likelihood she's completely guilty as well. 603 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,429 She was seen standing over her husband's body. 604 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:20,914 By who? 605 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:24,077 His 26-year-old daughter and the pool boy. 606 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:28,598 - Sorry I'm late. Excuse me. - This is Emmett Richmond, an associate. 607 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,469 Top three in his class and former editor of Harvard Law Review. 608 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,558 You've probably seen him around campus doing my research. 609 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,195 - Thanks for the introduction. - What about the murder weapon? 610 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:43,513 The gun is missing. He'd been dead 30 minutes when the cops arrived, 611 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,756 giving Brooke plenty of time to stash it. 612 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,235 I just don't think Brooke could have done this. 613 00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,670 Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. 614 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,951 Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. 615 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,314 They just don't. 616 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,036 I didn't do it. 617 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:03,277 I walked in. I saw my husband lying on the floor. 618 00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:07,355 I checked his heart, screamed, then Enrique and Chutney ran in. 619 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,994 OK, your stepdaughter and the pool boy came in, 620 00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:14,392 where they saw you standing over the body, covered in his blood. 621 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:21,235 - Why would I kill my husband? - Insurance? A love affair? Pure hatred? 622 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,113 Believe me, the DA will come up with plenty of reasons. 623 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:26,595 I loved him. 624 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:32,113 He was 34 years older than you. That doesn't look so good to a jury. 625 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:37,075 Then show them a picture of his dick. That might clear a few things up. 626 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,351 Brooke, I believe you. 627 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,313 But a jury is gonna want an alibi. 628 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:49,037 Well, I can't give you that. And if you put me on the stand, I'll lie. 629 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,953 Well, then, I guess we're done for today. 630 00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:03,790 Hey. I know you. 631 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,873 I'm a Delta Nu. And I'm a huge fan of yours. 632 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,756 - You took my class in LA. - Uh-huh. 633 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:12,798 You had the best high kick I've ever seen. 634 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,593 - Are you one of my lawyers? - Yeah, sort of. 635 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,715 Well, thank God one of you has a brain. 636 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,310 I'm the only one that believes her. Callahan thinks she's guilty. 637 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,398 That's cos men are big fat retards who don't... 638 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:34,471 - Afternoon, ladies. - It's him. 639 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:37,390 Paulette Bonifante. 640 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,195 Oh, my God. 641 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,795 He's coming over here. 642 00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,875 I've got a package. 643 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,316 He's got a package. 644 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,318 - How you doin' today? - Fine. 645 00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,630 Take it easy. 646 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,276 See you later. 647 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,830 That's great! Is this the only interaction you've ever had? 648 00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:27,834 No! Sometimes I say "OK" instead of "fine". 649 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:33,633 Why don't you offer him a cold beverage, or a neck massage, or something? 650 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:37,992 - Oh, come on, what's the point? - Trust me. You have all the equipment. 651 00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,588 You just need to read the manual. 652 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,116 Do you know what I'm saying? 653 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,876 I'm gonna show a manoeuvre that my mother taught me in junior high. 654 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,709 In my experience, it has a 98%% % success rate of getting a man's attention, 655 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:55,994 and, when used appropriately, it has an 83%% % rate of return on a dinner invitation. 656 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,275 Wow. 657 00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,313 It's called the "bend and snap". 658 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,396 Watch this. 659 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,673 I think I dropped something that I need to pick up. 660 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,109 So you bend... 661 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,595 and snap. See? 662 00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:14,836 Come on. You try. 663 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,239 Bend... and snap. 664 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,395 OK. 665 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:25,751 Yeah. A little less bend, a little more snap. 666 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,632 Like this? 667 00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:30,595 Good snap! Come on. 668 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,037 You! Come on. You can do it. 669 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,316 Bend... and snap. 670 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,913 We can all do it. Come on, guys! 671 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:47,313 You're gonna bend... and snap. 672 00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:50,871 Bend... and snap. 673 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,870 Bend... and snap. 674 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,195 Good job! 675 00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,038 A little attitude, please. 676 00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,240 Now, everybody, smile. That's very important. 677 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,432 Pump! Pump, pump! 678 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:04,876 Bend... and snap. 679 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,672 Good job, everybody. 680 00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,796 Work it out. Work it out. 681 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,756 Wow! 682 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,356 Come on, Paulette. 683 00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,475 Bend... and snap. 684 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:23,593 Oh, my God. The bend and snap. Works every time. 685 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,952 Well, if Brooke didn't kill the guy, then who did? 686 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,668 My money is on the angry daughter or the ex-wife. 687 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:34,395 Chutney has a trust fund. She didn't need the insurance payoff. 688 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,915 - What about the mother? - She was in Aspen. 689 00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:38,678 Vivian, get me some plum sauce. 690 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,156 Ten people saw her downing cosmopolitans at the Caribou Club. 691 00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:46,796 - All I know is that it's not Brooke. - That's touching. But we need an alibi. 692 00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:54,392 I brought you some necessities. Some Calvin Klein 720-count sheets, 693 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:59,753 the entire Clinique skincare line, some aromatherapy candles, a loofah... 694 00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:01,353 Oh! 695 00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,596 And the bible. 696 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:06,550 You're an angel. 697 00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,830 So how are you? Are you all right? 698 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,679 You look so... orange. 699 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,709 I'm just glad that it's you and not Callahan. 700 00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:19,991 - He means well. He's very brilliant. - He better be, for what I'm paying for him. 701 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,555 I have to tell you the real reason I came here. 702 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:27,036 Professor Callahan says we really, really need your alibi. 703 00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:30,038 Elle, I can't. 704 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:34,669 - I mean, you don't understand. - Who could understand better than me? 705 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,111 It's so shameful. 706 00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:42,950 - Whatever it is, Brooke, it could save you. - No, that's just it. It would ruin me. 707 00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:45,636 How? 708 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,797 I made my fortune on the ability to perfect women's bodies 709 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,876 with Brooke's butt-buster workout. 710 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,151 - You helped me go from a six to a four. - That's great! 711 00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:03,476 On the day of Heyworth's murder... 712 00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:11,673 What? 713 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,189 I was getting... 714 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,191 Liposuction! 715 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,197 - Oh, God! - No! 716 00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:23,598 I know! I'm a fraud! But it's not like normal women can have this ass! 717 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,917 If my fans knew that I bought it, I would lose everything. 718 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,195 I've already lost my husband. 719 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,277 I'd rather go to jail than lose my reputation. 720 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:41,954 Brooke, your secret's safe with me. 721 00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:46,912 Thank you. 722 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,990 Vivian, grab me some coffee. 723 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:54,908 We got two interviews tomorrow, and the ex-wife in an hour. 724 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,759 And, according to this communiqu� from the prison, 725 00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:00,235 our client had a visit from her sister. 726 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,080 A Miss Delta Nu. 727 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:09,075 - Anyone you know? - Yes. I went to visit her. 728 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,518 - What the hell do you mean? - I went to get her alibi. 729 00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:15,991 - Did you get it? - Mm-hm. It's really good. 730 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,470 Well, great. What is it? 731 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:22,076 - Oh, I can't tell you. - Why the hell not? 732 00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:26,119 I promised I'd keep it a secret. I can't break the bonds of sisterhood. 733 00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:30,558 Screw sisterhood! This is a murder trial, not a scandal at the sorority house. 734 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,557 I want the alibi. 735 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:36,559 I can't give it to you. But I can tell you she is innocent. 736 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,352 Mr Callahan, Mrs. Windham Vandermark is on line two. 737 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:43,438 Someone reason with her while I take this. 738 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:47,879 - Are you crazy? Just tell him the alibi. - No! 739 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,356 - We'll lose the case if you don't. - Then we're not very good lawyers. 740 00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:54,677 If you tell him, he'll probably hire you as a summer associate. 741 00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:58,634 Who cares about Brooke? Think about yourself. 742 00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,637 - I gave her my word, Warner. - So what? 743 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,269 The ex-wife seems to be unconcerned that her interview is today. 744 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:13,039 - She's at a spa in the Berkshires. - A spa. 745 00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,958 Isn't that kind of like your mother ship? 746 00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,834 - I could go if you want me to. - Emmett. 747 00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,316 - Go with her. - OK. 748 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,956 - She seems completely untrustworthy. - Why? 749 00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:39,433 This is a person who's made her living by telling women they're too fat. 750 00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,710 Brooke would never tell a woman that. 751 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:45,230 And she seems to me like she's hiding something. 752 00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:49,876 - Maybe it's not what you think. - Maybe it's exactly what I think. 753 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,389 You know, you're really being a butt-head. 754 00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:54,988 A butt-head? Why would you call me that? 755 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:59,956 You just need to have a little more faith in people. You might be surprised. 756 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:06,393 I can't believe you called me a butt-head. No-one's called me that since ninth grade. 757 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,272 Maybe not to your face. 758 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:14,349 So this is what a spa looks like. Wow. How do we find her? 759 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:18,598 - I called ahead. She's in the mud room. - She's not... naked, is she? 760 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:23,356 Mrs. Windham Vandermark? 761 01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,396 So, you found me. 762 01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,832 Yes. We're from Austen, Platt, Jaret and Callahan. 763 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,315 We're here to ask you a few questions. 764 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:37,708 So, I hear that that little tart from California shot poor Heyworth. 765 01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,834 That's what we're trying to prove didn't happen. 766 01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:43,190 Do you have any reason to believe that it did? 767 01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,788 Well, I've never actually met the woman. 768 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:49,754 But my daughter tells me she can be quite the little bitch. 769 01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,950 Did your daughter ever talk about 770 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:55,197 the relationship between Brooke and Heyworth? 771 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,517 Well, she did say that they humped like gorillas. 772 01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,792 I guess it wasn't enough, though, for Brooke. 773 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,840 - Why do you say that? - Well... 774 01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:09,279 Haven't you seen the cabana boy? 775 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:13,712 - She's lying. - And you know this for a fact? 776 01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:16,673 - Did you see her icky brown hair? - So? 777 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,109 Now you discriminate against brunettes? 778 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,549 I'm discriminated against as a blonde. 779 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:25,559 Being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing. 780 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,797 I personally would like to see you take that power 781 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:31,559 and channel it towards the greater good. 782 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,319 - Thanks. I'll see you tomorrow. - All right. 783 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:38,431 - Hey. - Yeah? 784 01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,994 How do you think I'd look as a blond? 785 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:43,395 I'm not sure you could handle it. 786 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,956 - Bye. - Bye. 787 01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:57,033 - I called your room last night. - I heard. 788 01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:59,151 Maybe we could go out sometime. 789 01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,555 No. You're a dork. 790 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:04,036 I'm in law school. 791 01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:07,994 Look, I'm not gonna go out with you. I can't believe you'd even ask. 792 01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:11,271 Girls like me don't go out with losers like you. 793 01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:12,833 Let's get out of here. 794 01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,315 Excuse me. 795 01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:20,515 - Why didn't you call me? - What? 796 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:24,070 We spent a beautiful night together, and I never hear from you again? 797 01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:25,394 I... 798 01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:28,715 I'm sorry? 799 01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:32,919 For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I've ever known 800 01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,429 and then just taking it away? 801 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:38,949 Both? 802 01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:42,959 Forget it. I've already spent too many hours crying over you. 803 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,955 So, when did you wanna go out? 804 01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:57,716 Come in. 805 01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,671 Are you done with that deposition yet? 806 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:07,349 Oh, yeah. Here, take it. I've read it, like, 20 times. 807 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,990 OK. 808 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,951 You know, Elle, 809 01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:22,676 I still can't believe you didn't tell Callahan the alibi. 810 01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,672 It's not my alibi to tell. 811 01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:31,473 I know. And I thought that was very... classy of you. 812 01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,913 - Really? - Sure. 813 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:39,396 Thanks. 814 01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:49,999 Did you ever notice how Callahan never asks Warner to bring him his coffee? 815 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:53,396 I mean, he's asked me at least ten times. 816 01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,753 Well, men are helpless. You know that. 817 01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:59,276 I know. Warner doesn't do his own laundry. 818 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:02,710 - I know. He has to have it sent out. - I know. 819 01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:08,876 Did you know, when he first applied, he got waitlisted? 820 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:11,996 What? 821 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,154 His father had to make a call. 822 01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:17,350 You're kidding. 823 01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,391 No way! 824 01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:27,510 Oh, God. That is such a precious dog. Hi. 825 01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:30,108 His name is Bruiser. Do you wanna hold him? 826 01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:32,949 - He's very friendly. - Sure. 827 01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:38,636 Look, he likes you. 828 01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:41,035 Ah, he's giving me kisses. 829 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:44,435 Thanks, Jeff. 830 01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:47,757 We're here today covering the trial of Brooke Windham. 831 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:52,396 She's charged with the murder of her husband, millionaire Heyworth Windham. 832 01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:55,671 First to testify are the victim's daughter and ex-wife. 833 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,189 Superior Court of Suffolk County is in session. 834 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:02,518 The honourable Judge Marina R Bickford presiding. You may be seated. 835 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:12,197 And where was she exactly? 836 01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:14,635 Standing over my father's dead body. 837 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,318 And what was the defendant doing? 838 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:22,193 She was sitting next to the pool, topless, 839 01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,709 while the Latin boy handed her a drink. 840 01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:30,517 Mr Salvatore, can you tell us what this is? 841 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,395 My uniform. 842 01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,556 This is the uniform 843 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:40,474 that Mrs. Windham asked you to wear while cleaning her pool? 844 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,953 Yes. 845 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:49,592 And are you, or are you not, having an affair with Brooke Windham? 846 01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:54,559 - Define "affair". - Have you and Mrs. Windham 847 01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:56,989 had sexual relations? 848 01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:01,589 Yes. OK? Yes. 849 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:10,115 Ladies and gentlemen, court will reconvene tomorrow morning at 9am. 850 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,271 We're adjourned. 851 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:18,236 You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong. 852 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:22,672 - I just liked watching him clean the filter. - I know. I believe you, Brooke. 853 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,030 - Take care of me, Elle. - I will. 854 01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:46,111 I got a big one for you. 855 01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:54,950 Can you sign? 856 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:29,995 I got it. 857 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,274 - You broke his nose? - Oh, I blew it, Elle. 858 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:39,391 My snap was all over the place. 859 01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:42,796 I'll be there when court is out. We have to cross-examine Enrique. 860 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:47,198 But my girlfriend barfed on a guy during The Blair Witch Project, and they dated. 861 01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:50,312 - Really? All right. Bye-bye. - OK, bye. 862 01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:06,112 Don't stomp your little last-season Prada shoes at me, honey. 863 01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:09,116 They're last season? 864 01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:16,313 Emmett. 865 01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:18,556 He's gay. Enrique's gay. 866 01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:19,749 What? 867 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,314 Warner, what kind of shoes are these? 868 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:24,598 - Black ones. - See? 869 01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:28,679 - What are you talking about? - He's gay. He isn't Brooke's lover. 870 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,355 Wait. Back up. How do you know that he's gay? 871 01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:34,358 Gay men know designers. Straight men don't. 872 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:38,553 You know what? He did leave a Cher tape in the pool house one time. 873 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:44,474 While I appreciate your masterful legal theory, I have a murder trial to attend to. 874 01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:47,196 - Emmett. - OK. 875 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:51,797 - I'll take care of it. Thanks. - OK. 876 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,876 Court will come to order. 877 01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:02,194 Mr Salvatore, do you have any proof 878 01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:06,074 that you and Mrs. Windham were having an affair? 879 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:09,069 Only the love in my heart. 880 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:14,638 Well, if that's all the proof that he has, Your Honour, I think I'm done here. 881 01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,957 - You may step down. - I'd like to ask a couple of questions. 882 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,560 Just give me a couple of minutes. 883 01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,628 Did you ever take Mrs. Windham on a date? 884 01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:27,352 - Yes. - Where? 885 01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:29,949 To Concord, where no one could recognize us. 886 01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:32,719 - How long has the affair been going on? - Three months. 887 01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,115 - And your boyfriend's name is? - Chuck. 888 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:41,188 Silence! Silence! 889 01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:43,515 - Pardon me... - Yes, Mr Salvatore? 890 01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:47,758 I was confused. I thought you said "friend". Chuck is just a friend. 891 01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:49,029 Oh, OK. 892 01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:51,230 You bitch! 893 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,352 Chuck, wait! 894 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:56,278 Silence in my court. Sit down, Mr Salvatore. 895 01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:00,956 Silence in my courtroom! 896 01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:03,676 How did I miss that? 897 01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:06,916 Silence in my courtroom. 898 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,156 Thanks. 899 01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:15,436 - Good night. - Good night. 900 01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:21,598 Oh, Elle. Callahan asked to see you before you leave. 901 01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,517 - Really? - He has his coffee, 902 01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:26,029 but maybe he needs a doughnut. 903 01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:27,991 - Do you need help? - No, I'm fine. 904 01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:30,076 OK. Bye. 905 01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,157 Come on in. 906 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:38,555 - Hi. - Hi. 907 01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:40,636 - Sit down. - OK. 908 01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:50,077 Is everything all right? 909 01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:54,557 You followed your intuition today, and you were right on target. 910 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:59,317 - I should have listened. - Thank you. 911 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,796 - About the alibi. - I'm sorry... 912 01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:06,276 I'm impressed that you took the initiative to go there and get it. 913 01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:08,470 That's what makes a good lawyer. 914 01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:11,478 On top of that, you gained the client's trust and kept it. 915 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:14,239 That's what makes a great lawyer. 916 01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:16,430 You're smart, Elle. 917 01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:19,279 Smarter than most of the guys on my payroll. 918 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:20,799 Wow. 919 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:24,109 I think it's time to discuss your career path. 920 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:28,552 Have you thought about where you might be a summer associate? 921 01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:32,355 Oh. Not really. I know it's very competitive. 922 01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:36,268 Well, you know what competition's really about, don't you? 923 01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:40,750 It's about ferocity. Carnage. 924 01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:45,877 Balancing human intelligence with animal diligence. 925 01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:49,758 Knowing exactly what you want 926 01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:52,310 and how far you'll go to get it. 927 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:56,677 How far will Elle go? 928 01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:02,912 - Are you hitting on me? - You're a beautiful girl. 929 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:09,237 - So everything you just said... - I'm a man who knows what he wants. 930 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:14,388 And I'm a law student who just realized her professor is a pathetic asshole. 931 01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:18,513 Too bad. I thought you were a law student who wanted to be a lawyer. 932 01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:37,591 - You almost had me fooled. - What? 933 01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:42,153 Maybe you should sleep with the jury too. Then we can win the case. 934 01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:59,194 - Hey. - I'm quitting. 935 01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:00,435 Why? 936 01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:03,074 Law school was a mistake. So was this internship. 937 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:07,398 - What do you mean? You earned it. - I didn't earn anything, Emmett. 938 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:10,956 Callahan gave me that internship because he liked the way I looked. 939 01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:14,629 Which he made clear tonight when he tried to feel me up. 940 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,591 Callahan did what? 941 01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:22,553 Forget about it. I'm going back to LA. No more boring suits, no more pantyhose. 942 01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:26,878 No more trying to be something that I'm just... I'm just not. 943 01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:31,670 What if you're trying to be somebody you are? 944 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,836 I mean, the hell with Callahan. 945 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:37,396 Stay. 946 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:43,153 Call me if you're ever in California, OK? 947 01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:02,109 What's the point in staying, Paulette? 948 01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:06,475 All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs. 949 01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:08,795 No one's ever gonna take me seriously. 950 01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:12,071 People at law school don't. And Warner doesn't. 951 01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:16,275 I don't even think my own parents take me seriously. 952 01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:20,595 It just felt like, for the first time, 953 01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:24,998 that someone expected me to do something more with my life 954 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:28,192 than just become a Victoria's Secret model. 955 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,950 But I was just kidding myself. 956 01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:36,629 Callahan never saw me as a lawyer, he just saw me as a piece of ass, 957 01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:39,115 just like everybody else. 958 01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:43,075 Turns out I am a joke. 959 01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,716 No, you're not a joke. 960 01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:58,074 The hell with law school. I just wanted to say goodbye. 961 01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:03,314 If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... 962 01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:12,278 you're not the girl I thought you were. 963 01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:31,238 Did you know how you were going to discredit Mr Salvatore? 964 01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:35,871 Absolutely. It's a little thing I like to call "strategy". 965 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,956 You know, I had a feeling... 966 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:40,637 Is he always such an ass? 967 01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:43,672 He's the top attorney in the state. Course he's an ass. 968 01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:46,952 Fine, but is he an ass that's gonna win my case? 969 01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:49,036 Well, he's an ass that's gonna try. 970 01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:52,238 - He thinks I'm guilty. - That's not what's important. 971 01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:54,874 If he doesn't trust me, why should I trust him? 972 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,992 Ask Elle. She looked pretty cozy with him last night. 973 01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:02,352 No. You don't even know what the hell you're talking about. 974 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,756 What's going on here? 975 01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:07,111 - Elle quit. - What? 976 01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:09,674 Yeah. Callahan hit on her, so she quit. 977 01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:13,949 Oh, my God. Scumbag. 978 01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,316 - Oh, God. - What? 979 01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:21,429 I feel terrible. I made a huge mistake. 980 01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:30,876 Well, maybe there's something we can do about it. 981 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:36,316 Thank you. 982 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:43,039 Why are you so happy? You're on trial for murder. 983 01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:45,549 Get up. 984 01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:49,673 - What? - You're fired. I have new representation. 985 01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:52,711 Who? 986 01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:18,158 - Excuse you. You're in my way. - She's a student. She can't defend you. 987 01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:22,632 Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court Ruling 3.03. 988 01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:24,712 See? 989 01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:28,350 - Thank you, David. - Counselors, approach the bench. 990 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:31,515 - You're not going up there. - Oh, yes, I am. 991 01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:34,313 I'm sorry. Maybe you didn't hear me. You're fired. 992 01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:37,957 Counselors, now! All of you. 993 01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:46,194 Elle Woods, Your Honour. Rule 3.03 of Supreme Judicial Court 994 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:49,869 states that a law student may appear on behalf of a defendant. 995 01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:52,316 Your Honour, I have no problem with this. 996 01:17:52,440 --> 01:17:55,637 - I do. I'm not allowing it. - But you agreed last night. 997 01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:59,036 In your office, when we were discussing my career? 998 01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:04,280 The ruling also states that you need a licensed attorney to supervise you. 999 01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:07,312 - Mr Callahan? - That I won't agree to. 1000 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:10,116 I'll supervise, Your Honour. 1001 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:13,035 Well, then, Ms Woods, proceed. 1002 01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:15,835 Thank you, Your Honour. 1003 01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:22,800 - Hi. - Hi. 1004 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:30,870 Enjoy prison. 1005 01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:34,755 Mrs. Windham, you do realize what you're doing? 1006 01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:37,110 Absolutely. 1007 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:43,237 - Oh, my God. There she is. Elle! - Elle, we came to see your trial. 1008 01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:47,990 Oh, look, how cute! There's, like, a judge and everything. And jury people. 1009 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,520 - Vote for Elle! - Ladies, take a seat. 1010 01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:54,436 Go, girl. 1011 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:01,472 Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth? 1012 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,556 - I do. - Be seated. 1013 01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:07,920 Ms Woods, you may begin your questioning. 1014 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:16,837 First of all, I would like to point out that, not only is there no proof in this case, 1015 01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:21,033 but there's a complete lack of mens rea, 1016 01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:26,951 which, by definition, tells us that there can be no crime without a vicious will. 1017 01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:30,600 I am aware of the meaning of mens rea. 1018 01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:34,156 What I'm unaware of is why you're giving me a vocabulary lesson 1019 01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:37,238 when you should be questioning your witness. 1020 01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:40,557 Yes, Your Honour. 1021 01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:45,198 Miss Windham, 1022 01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:49,791 when you arrived back at the house, was your father there? 1023 01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:55,150 Not that I saw. But like I said, I went straight upstairs to take a shower. 1024 01:19:56,040 --> 01:20:00,158 And... when you came downstairs, what happened? 1025 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:03,637 I saw Brooke standing over his body, 1026 01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:06,157 drenched in his blood. 1027 01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:16,071 - But Mrs. Windham didn't have a gun? - No, she'd stashed it by then. 1028 01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:19,038 Move to strike that from the record. It's speculation. 1029 01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:21,071 So stricken. 1030 01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:24,636 Go ahead. 1031 01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:31,439 Miss Windham, did you hear a shot fired? 1032 01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:33,792 No. I was in the shower. 1033 01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:36,269 OK. 1034 01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:43,511 So, sometime in the 20 minutes that you were in the shower, your father was shot? 1035 01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:46,435 I guess. 1036 01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:49,677 Your father was shot while you were in the shower, 1037 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:52,792 but you didn't hear the shot because... 1038 01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:59,439 because you were in the shower? 1039 01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:03,189 Yes. I was washing my hair. 1040 01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:10,039 - Where is she going with this? - Have a little faith, Gerard. 1041 01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:21,429 Miss Windham, what had you done earlier that day? 1042 01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:24,829 I got up, got a latte, 1043 01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:27,918 went to the gym, got a perm and came home. 1044 01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:32,310 Where you got in the shower? 1045 01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:37,431 I believe the witness has made it clear that she was "in the shower". 1046 01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:44,672 Yes, Your Honour. 1047 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:48,190 Miss Windham, had you ever gotten a perm before? 1048 01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:51,438 - Yes. - How many, would you say? 1049 01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:54,710 Two a year since I was 12. 1050 01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:57,277 You do the math. 1051 01:21:57,680 --> 01:22:00,717 A girl in my sorority, Tracy Marcinko, got a perm once. 1052 01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:04,635 We all tried to talk her out of it. Curls weren't a good look for her. 1053 01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:06,990 She didn't have your bone structure. 1054 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:11,518 But thankfully, that same day, she entered the Beta Delta Pi wet T-shirt contest, 1055 01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:13,471 where she was hosed down. 1056 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:16,478 Objection! Why is this relevant? 1057 01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:19,518 - Oh, I have a point. I promise. - Then make it. 1058 01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:21,873 Yes, ma'am. 1059 01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:27,760 Chutney, why were Tracy Marcinko's curls ruined when she got hosed down? 1060 01:22:28,040 --> 01:22:29,712 - Because they got wet. - Exactly. 1061 01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:32,354 Isn't it a cardinal rule of perm maintenance 1062 01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:35,392 that you're forbidden to wet your hair for 24 hours, 1063 01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:39,308 at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycollate? 1064 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:42,116 - Yes... - Wouldn't somebody who's had 1065 01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:45,949 say 30 perms before in their life be well aware of this rule? 1066 01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:48,878 And if you weren't washing your hair, as I suspect, 1067 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:52,231 as your curls are still intact, wouldn't you have heard the shot? 1068 01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:55,750 And if you had heard it, Brooke Windham wouldn't have had time 1069 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,871 to hide a gun before you got downstairs. 1070 01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:01,436 You would've had to have found Mrs. Windham with a gun in her hand 1071 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:04,074 to make your story plausible. Isn't that right? 1072 01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:08,910 She's my age. How would you feel if your father married someone your age? 1073 01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:12,715 You, however, had time to hide the gun. After you shot your father. 1074 01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:17,118 I didn't mean to shoot him! I thought it was you walking through the door! 1075 01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:22,591 Order! Order! Order. 1076 01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:26,475 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 1077 01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:28,279 Oh, my God. 1078 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,070 Bailiff, take the witness into custody. 1079 01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:35,431 She will be charged for the murder of Heyworth Windham. 1080 01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:40,276 In the matter of The State versus Brooke Windham, this case is dismissed. 1081 01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:42,431 Mrs. Windham, you are free to go. 1082 01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:43,350 Yes! 1083 01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:02,517 - How did you know Chutney was lying? - Because she's brilliant. 1084 01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:06,315 The rules of hair care are finite. Any Cosmo girl would've known. 1085 01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:11,878 Elle! Elle. Elle. Elle. 1086 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:13,115 What? 1087 01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:17,199 I just wanted to say that you were so brilliant in there. 1088 01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:20,839 And that I was wrong. 1089 01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:25,195 And... you are the girl for me. 1090 01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:27,753 - Really? - Yes. 1091 01:24:28,280 --> 01:24:30,396 Pooh Bear, 1092 01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:32,795 I love you. 1093 01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:34,672 Oh, Warner. 1094 01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:37,360 I've waited so long to hear you say that. 1095 01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:42,194 But to be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, 1096 01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:45,835 I'll need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead. 1097 01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:51,356 Thank you, boys. 1098 01:24:57,160 --> 01:25:02,393 Ladies and gentlemen, I present the graduates of Harvard Law School, 1099 01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:04,476 class of 2004. 1100 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,752 TWO YEARS LATER 1101 01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:09,149 I am personally very honoured 1102 01:25:09,280 --> 01:25:12,795 to introduce this year's class-elected speaker. 1103 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:17,398 After getting off to a quite interesting start here at Harvard, 1104 01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:20,876 she graduates today with an invitation to join 1105 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:24,356 one of Boston's most prestigious law firms. 1106 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:28,913 I am sure we are going to see great things from her. 1107 01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:32,755 Ladies and gentlemen, Elle Woods. 1108 01:25:53,400 --> 01:25:57,916 On our very first day at Harvard, a very wise professor quoted Aristotle. 1109 01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:02,073 "The law is reason free from passion." 1110 01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:07,078 Well, no offence to Aristotle, but in my three years at Harvard 1111 01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:10,556 I have come to find that passion is a key ingredient 1112 01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:14,514 to the study and practice of law... and of life. 1113 02:58:14,185 --> 01:26:20,000 [Skipped item nr. 1113] 1114 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:22,833 that we take our next steps into the world, 1115 01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:26,669 remembering that first impressions are not always correct. 1116 01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:29,990 You must always have faith in people, 1117 01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:32,756 and, most importantly, 1118 01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:38,080 you must always have faith in yourself. 1119 01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:42,639 Congratulations, class of 2004. 1120 01:26:43,480 --> 01:26:45,516 We did it! 1121 01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:10,436 Vivian dumped Warner. She and Elle are now best friends. 1122 01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:14,315 Warner graduated without honours, without a girlfriend, 1123 01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:16,431 and without any job offers. 1124 01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:18,751 Paulette married the UPS guy. 1125 01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:22,919 They are expecting their first child, a daughter to be named Elle. 1126 01:27:23,320 --> 01:27:26,596 Emmett quit Callahan's firm and opened his own practice. 1127 01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:30,356 He and Elle have been dating for the past two years. 1128 01:27:55,480 --> 01:27:57,550 Emmett is proposing to Elle 1129 01:27:57,680 --> 01:27:59,910 tonight. 1130 01:31:48,120 --> 01:31:50,509 Subtitles by Dubis