1 00:00:45,810 --> 00:00:49,230 Why don't you, like, ever realize the truth, Vince? 2 00:00:49,270 --> 00:00:52,490 I ate nine pies and a meatball hero in one hour. That's a record. 3 00:00:52,570 --> 00:00:54,530 It wasn't nine pies. It was eight. 4 00:00:54,570 --> 00:00:57,830 You left two slices of mushroom on the last tray. 5 00:00:57,870 --> 00:01:02,330 - Violet? - You guys, it was six pies. No hero. 6 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:06,080 I had to call the paramedics to pump your stomach, and it was three and a half years ago. 7 00:01:06,130 --> 00:01:08,130 When are you guys gonna talk about something else? 8 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:11,210 When someone comes through that door and breaks the record, 9 00:01:11,260 --> 00:01:13,920 then we'll stop talkin' about the subject. 10 00:01:14,050 --> 00:01:16,180 Enjoy your pie, guys. 11 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:19,470 - It's the last one I'll ever serve. - Aren't you forgetting something? 12 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:22,020 Quit it, Pete. I'm not doin' that. 13 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,560 It's a tradition. Sign the card. 14 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:39,450 I got it, folks. I got the first autograph. 15 00:01:39,530 --> 00:01:42,750 - Hey, Violet. All right! - Violet's on her way to the wall. 16 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:48,290 That's 20 years of girls leaving town. 17 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:54,090 That wall is jinxed. I won't sit near that wall. 18 00:01:54,170 --> 00:01:57,180 Let's hope you have better luck than they did. 19 00:01:57,300 --> 00:02:01,430 Ladies and gentlemen. 20 00:02:01,470 --> 00:02:04,930 As you all know, my best friend, Violet Sanford, 21 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:07,440 has decided.. 22 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:11,520 has decided to leave South Amboy tomorrow... 23 00:02:11,570 --> 00:02:15,490 and travel the 42 miles to New York City. 24 00:02:15,610 --> 00:02:18,570 So.. Okay, come on. Bring her up here, girls. 25 00:02:18,610 --> 00:02:22,790 Come on, Violet. 26 00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:26,830 Come on, Vi. Come on, everyone. 27 00:02:26,910 --> 00:02:29,630 Hey, Violet, come on. Come up here. 28 00:02:29,670 --> 00:02:33,170 - Come on, honey. - You guys! 29 00:02:33,210 --> 00:02:38,300 Now, I think it's only fair that tonight, on her last night with us in Jersey, 30 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:42,470 she grace us with a little tune. 31 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:44,810 No way! 32 00:02:44,890 --> 00:02:48,140 At first I was afraid I was petrified 33 00:02:48,230 --> 00:02:52,690 Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side 34 00:02:52,770 --> 00:02:57,110 Then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong 35 00:02:57,190 --> 00:03:00,860 And I grew strong and I knew how to get along 36 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:03,120 No, not I 37 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,410 I will survive 38 00:03:05,490 --> 00:03:09,495 Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive 39 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:13,500 I got all my life to live I got all my love to give 40 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:17,210 I'll survive I will survive 41 00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:24,100 Look at this! 42 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:27,680 Four people killed last night in New York. 43 00:03:27,730 --> 00:03:29,690 No reason at all. 44 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:32,350 Police have no leads. 45 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,860 - Tragic. - Dad, what're you doin�? 46 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:37,530 I guess four out of seven million ain't so bad. 47 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:40,240 Headlines should read, "Millions Survive Night in New York." 48 00:03:41,450 --> 00:03:43,370 Dad, stop. I get the point. Here. Eat your eggs. 49 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:47,200 They're not eggs. They're egg whites. And I'd rather eat the carton. 50 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:51,620 You've already lost six pounds. You're staying on this diet. No fast food. No sausage. 51 00:03:51,670 --> 00:03:55,090 Oh, and I bought you some of those Lean Cuisine meals, and I put 'em in the freezer. 52 00:03:55,130 --> 00:03:58,760 - My mouth is watering already. - And I lined your vitamins up on the counter. 53 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:02,930 - I don't take vitamins. - You do now. Just take them. 54 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:06,560 Oh, and I put fresh batteries in the TV remote and set the V.C.R. Timer so.. 55 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,970 Excuse me. Excuse me. Am I missing something here? 56 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:12,850 I'm the parent. You're the child running away to live by herself. 57 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:14,810 I should be tellin' you how to live. 58 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:17,070 Fine. How should I live? 59 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:20,280 Simple. Don't go. 60 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:24,820 I got that Irish Spring you like. Oh. And Dad, whatever you do.. 61 00:04:24,870 --> 00:04:27,990 - Don't do the laundry. - Don't do the laundry. 62 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,700 Just leave it by the dryer and I'll do it when I come home every Sunday. 63 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,710 Ah, this is interesting. 64 00:04:32,830 --> 00:04:36,840 They say the handrails on the subway system could one day lead to an outbreak of plague. 65 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:41,220 Dad. Look. 66 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:43,880 You said I could be whatever I wanna be. 67 00:04:44,010 --> 00:04:46,760 I never said songwriter in New York City. That's the exception. 68 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:50,970 You said anything, and I believed you, so.. 69 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:53,770 I'm not leavin' this house without your support. 70 00:04:53,850 --> 00:04:57,110 That's Gloria. What's it gonna be? 71 00:05:02,070 --> 00:05:07,030 Violet, I saw how hard it was for your mother when she didn't make it. 72 00:05:07,070 --> 00:05:09,660 But if she was here, she'd tell me to shut up, 73 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:13,410 wish you luck and give you a big hug. 74 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:17,500 I'm not gonna give you a big hug, and I'm not gonna wish you luck, but... 75 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:20,800 I am gonna shut up, sit here with my coffee and pretend to be mad. 76 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,340 Is that okay? 77 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,100 This is the last of it. 78 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:35,810 - Honey, are you okay with that? - Yeah, I got it. 79 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:38,560 I got it. Wait. 80 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:41,530 All right. That's everything. 81 00:05:41,570 --> 00:05:45,240 - Let's hit it. - Good luck. 82 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:49,370 There, I said it. 83 00:05:58,380 --> 00:06:02,250 - Love you. - Put some pepper spray in your purse. Even if you're not sure. 84 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:05,470 Just start spraying. 85 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:10,470 You know, you're not alone, Mr. Sanford. 86 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:12,770 Hey, you know, me and you should have dinner sometime. 87 00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:16,390 I'm lockin' the doors. 88 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:20,770 At first I was afraid I was petrified 89 00:06:20,810 --> 00:06:25,190 Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side 90 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,660 Oh, no, not I 91 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:29,570 I will survive 92 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:34,200 As long as I have love to give I know I'll be alive 93 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:38,460 I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give/ 94 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:41,090 I will survive 95 00:06:41,210 --> 00:06:43,250 I will survive 96 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:45,210 All right. This is it. 97 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:56,640 What do you think? 98 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:59,400 I had a feeling you were gonna need this. 99 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:03,480 - What are you doing? - What? It's just some emergency cash I saved up. 100 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:07,650 Honey, from the looks of this place, I'd say this is our emergency. 101 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:10,740 Well, I'm not takin' it. 102 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,700 Fine, then. 103 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:19,290 I'm freezing your assets. 104 00:07:19,370 --> 00:07:22,000 So, thanks for everything. 105 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:25,670 I'll call ya. 106 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:28,970 What is this? 107 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:33,760 It's just that all our lives, you know, we always had one thing in common, you and me. 108 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,970 What are you talking about? 109 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:40,100 It's like, you know we said we wouldn't lose our virginity... 110 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:42,100 until we got married, and that didn't happen. 111 00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:46,150 And then we said we'd go to college or junior college... 112 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:48,110 or dental hygienist school, you know. 113 00:07:48,190 --> 00:07:50,820 And that didn't happen. 114 00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:55,780 We've never followed through on a single thing, you know. 115 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:58,750 And I think that's what makes us so special. 116 00:07:58,870 --> 00:08:02,250 And this is why you're crying? 117 00:08:02,330 --> 00:08:04,750 Well... 118 00:08:04,790 --> 00:08:08,010 a long time ago you told me that you were gonna move to New York. 119 00:08:08,050 --> 00:08:13,180 But everyone thought you'd just stay in Jersey and get married like me and Danny are gonna. 120 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,720 You know. And- And look at you. 121 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:21,600 No matter what, you really did it right, 122 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,600 and I'm so proud of you. 123 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:51,260 Enough! You hear me? 124 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:54,800 You be quiet! Enough in there! 125 00:08:54,840 --> 00:09:02,140 I don't like to be alone in the night 126 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:08,440 And I don't like to hear I'm wrong when I'm right 127 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:11,690 And I don't like to 128 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:15,410 Have the rain on my shoe 129 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:28,250 Hi. I'm Violet Sanford. I just recently moved to New York, 130 00:09:28,290 --> 00:09:31,260 and I was wondering if you would give my tape to one of your artists. 131 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:33,920 Violet, that is so cute. 132 00:09:33,970 --> 00:09:37,970 Now, let me tell you about me. My name is Wendy, and I first moved to New York... 133 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,970 when I was 21 to be a dancer, but I broke my big toe. 134 00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:44,230 And then I got knocked up by this actor who dumped me to join the Peace Corps. 135 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:48,150 So for the last 16 years I been raisin' my daughter all by myself. 136 00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:52,480 And then two weeks ago she tells me that she is a bisexual... 137 00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:57,110 and that she hates me more than any person on this planet. 138 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:02,450 Now, tell me how I can help you, please, 139 00:10:02,490 --> 00:10:07,080 because I am dying to make your dreams come true. 140 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:11,340 You don't take the tape unless it comes from an agent, 141 00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:13,760 but I can't get an agent until I get published? 142 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,430 If we were to listen to that tape, that would give you grounds... 143 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:19,090 for a copyright or plagiarism lawsuit. 144 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:22,930 It's just a little tape. All I want is someone to sing my songs. 145 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:25,180 Welcome to the music business. 146 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:33,650 - Good evening. I.D., please. - Hi. Uh, sure. 147 00:10:33,730 --> 00:10:37,150 Maybe 148 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:42,830 Find a way to make it back someday 149 00:10:42,950 --> 00:10:45,250 - What can I get you? - Let me ask you something. 150 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:49,040 I'm a songwriter. Is there someone here I could talk to about my songs? 151 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,630 I've been a struggling sax player for 12 years. 152 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:55,130 - What can I get you from the bar? - Pepsi and some crackers. 153 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:01,720 - Hey. How are you doing? 154 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,640 Then I hope there's someone out there 155 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:08,390 Excuse me. Who's that guy? 156 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,020 That would be Mr. O'Donnell. 157 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,940 Mr. O'Donnell. He's the manager or something? 158 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:24,080 Yeah. He's the music manager. He's in charge of finding bands and... 159 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,910 booking new talent. 160 00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:33,380 Run away with my heart 161 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:36,760 Run away with my hope 162 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,720 Hey, where the hell were you, O'Donnell? 163 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:41,510 I got 15 orders stacked up here and nobody to run the grill. 164 00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:43,640 Fifteen orders, Walt. Is that all? 165 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:46,970 Gimme ten minutes, I'll catch us up. Go on. Lie down. 166 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:50,060 Relax. You look tired. 167 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:52,600 We can talk about my raise later. 168 00:11:52,650 --> 00:11:56,230 You think this is Australia? There's no raise. I'm about to fire you. 169 00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:06,040 Um, excuse me. Mr. O'Donnell? 170 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,000 - Yes. - Mr. O'Donnell. My name is Violet Sanford. 171 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,410 I'm a songwriter. I just wanted to give this to you. 172 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:14,210 I know it's not the most professional way to submit a tape. 173 00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:18,210 - But this is all pretty new to me. - It's pretty new to me too. 174 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:22,930 I just figured as the manager of a club like this, you must know every band on the East Coast. 175 00:12:23,050 --> 00:12:28,140 The manager of this club. 176 00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:36,520 - You guys go ahead. I'll catch up. - Sure thing. 177 00:12:36,610 --> 00:12:39,490 Mr. O'Donnell. 178 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,490 I don't usually do this, Violet. 179 00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:48,330 Um, but I have a feeling about you. 180 00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:54,120 - So I'm gonna take your tape, and I'm gonna see what I can do. - Thank you. 181 00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:58,090 I can't believe how easy this was. 182 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,960 Neither can I. 183 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:04,550 Uh, you wanna go for some coffee or something? 184 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,890 O'Donnell, who do I look like? Your god damn maid? 185 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,060 That's Mr. O'Donnell, 186 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,180 but I'll let it slide this time. 187 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:15,020 I told you to take your stuff home and wash it. 188 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,810 You got cow grease caked on the front. 189 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:22,650 Walt, I've warned you about your attitude.. You're fired. 190 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,450 Oh, you better not push me, kid. 191 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:29,450 I can find a hundred other little punks like you, can burn a turkey burger. 192 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,790 Minimum wage punk. 193 00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:41,010 Maybe we should start over. Uh... 194 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:43,260 I'm Kevin O'Donnell, 195 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:46,930 and I work the grill here at the Fiji Mermaid Club. 196 00:13:48,050 --> 00:13:51,640 I just made a complete fool of myself. 197 00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:54,690 I was gonna tell you. 198 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:59,320 I'm almost sure I would have told you. 199 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:03,530 I just want you to know I'm not following you home. 200 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:07,110 I'm just walking myself26 blocks in the wrong direction. 201 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:10,780 - I asked you to leave me alone. - Did I mention how sorry I am? 202 00:14:10,910 --> 00:14:13,250 I mean, not that it's all my fault. You did throw yourself at me. 203 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:15,250 I didn't throw myself at you. 204 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:18,080 I was pretending to be sweet and innocent so you'd give me a break. 205 00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:20,540 - Can I ask you a question? - What? 206 00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:23,760 Is there a reason we just walked in a circle? Are you lost? 207 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,180 I'm not lost. Somebody just moved my street. 208 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,100 You.. You wanna play a game? 209 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:32,060 I bet I can guess where you're from. 210 00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:35,180 I'm about to get out my pepper spray. 211 00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:37,190 I reckon you're from a big city. 212 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:40,060 And there's no sign from here of a belly button ring... 213 00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:42,570 or a tongue piercing. 214 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:46,110 I gotta go with Chicago. 215 00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:49,530 I've never had anyone stare at my ass for half an hour, so I'm gonna say good night. 216 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,700 And I'm hoping you're gonna say it back. 217 00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:56,460 Okay. I can take a hint. 218 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,120 I really do know a lot of people in the music business. 219 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:01,630 You just don't give up, do ya? 220 00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:05,420 - Well, it was the sweet and innocent thing. It did me in. - Good night, Kevin. 221 00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:09,680 Just for the record, I was only staring at your ass for the first 15 minutes. 222 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,270 - William Morris. - I don't mean to interrupt. 223 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:24,070 - I just want to leave this- - I'll transfer. 224 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,740 - William Morris. Please hold. - It's a demo. I'm a songwriter. 225 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:29,910 William Morris. I'll be right with you. 226 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,490 I just want to leave this for Whitney and Mariah. 227 00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:38,160 - I'm sure they're personal friends of yours. - Look. 228 00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:42,000 I'm sure it sounds great in your shower, but karaoke ended a half hour ago. 229 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,290 So if you'd like to get your songs heard, you're gonna have to take them... 230 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:47,130 to an open midnight just like everyone else. 231 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,890 William Morris. 232 00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:56,060 I'll transfer. You're not getting validated. 233 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:16,200 Caught in a mirror 234 00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:20,410 Looking through sympathetic eyes 235 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:23,880 Can I help you? 236 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,760 Yeah, hi. Uh, I'm sure all your spaces are filled for tonight. 237 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:31,680 I just wanted to come down and check out what this whole open mic thing was about. 238 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:35,800 I can squeeze you in ten minutes. A couple of my regulars, they called in sick. 239 00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:38,140 So, uh, I've got some spaces to fill. 240 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:40,810 I need you to sign your name in here and get yourself ready. 241 00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:45,150 Bathroom's around the corner if you want to throw up. 242 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:51,570 Next up we have a young lady named Violet Sanford. 243 00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:56,990 So let's put our hands together for New Jersey's own Violet Sanford! Come on up, Violet. 244 00:16:57,030 --> 00:16:59,240 Good! There we go. Yeah. Whoo! 245 00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:04,920 - Yea, Violet! 246 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:12,930 - I'm a little nervous. - So are we, honey. 247 00:17:14,390 --> 00:17:16,470 Don't tease me, honey! Sing! 248 00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:19,140 Come on, give her a break. 249 00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,940 I'm sorry. 250 00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:41,950 Hello? 251 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:20,030 You gotta cheer up. You look like somebody ran over your dog. 252 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:24,910 Hey, um, how much is a slice of pie? 253 00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:32,420 we happen to have the best French apple in town. 254 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,170 And, uh, it's on the house. 255 00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:38,430 - Shut up. - You just have to pay attention. 256 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,470 - Okay? - Twenty. 257 00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:43,020 - Twenty says it's Pretty Woman. - I will raise you ten, 258 00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:44,930 because it is Home Alone. 259 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:47,310 You guys have to read the signs. 260 00:18:47,390 --> 00:18:50,150 I call with Saving Private Ryan. 261 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:55,440 - What? - Let's fip this over, and Miss Jennifer from Austin... 262 00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:58,280 says her favorite movie is.. 263 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:02,080 No way. There's no way! You already saw this one. 264 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,040 Oh, you are such a cheater. 265 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:08,420 Hello. A naked girl in army boots? Easy play to call. 266 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:11,380 - Thank you. - Those boots are kinda cute. 267 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:14,510 - I have to get me some of those. 268 00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:20,390 Wait, wait, wait. Oh, Romero. You gotta turn that up, baby. That is the jam. 269 00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:24,140 Turn it up! There you go, there you go. 270 00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:27,850 - Girl, what are you doing? - Remember this? Remember this? 271 00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:31,400 Belly dancing. 272 00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:43,780 - Do you know those girls? - Oh, yeah. They're here every morning around this time. 273 00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:46,410 - Winding down. - Wait, wait. 274 00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:49,540 - They have to, in their line of work. - Are they hookers? 275 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,540 No. 276 00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:59,050 Coyotes. 277 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,100 All right. 278 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:07,850 You guys? You guys wanna see what Al gave me for my birthday? 279 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:11,650 - This. - You let him brand you? 280 00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:14,230 - Isn't it cute? - She let the man brand her. 281 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:18,190 Hey, check it out, ladies. We each made 300bucks tonight. 282 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:22,030 You sure you wanna be goin' off to law school? 283 00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:25,330 Hmm? 284 00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:27,950 Let's make a toast. 285 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,670 To Zoe's last week as a Coyote. 286 00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:35,840 She's gonna be impossible to replace. 287 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:40,720 I just wanna tell you both that I will never, ever forget you. 288 00:20:56,820 --> 00:21:00,280 Who's up there? 289 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:05,320 - I'm lookin' for the owner. - Hey, come on down. Bring a case with you. 290 00:21:08,870 --> 00:21:11,370 What are you doin' here? 291 00:21:11,410 --> 00:21:15,040 - Uh, I'm gonna drop this case. Where do you want me to put it? - That depends. What do ya want? 292 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:18,460 Well, I heard you might need a new, uh.. 293 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,170 that, uh, there might be a job opening. 294 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:24,840 Put it right there. Let me take a look at ya. 295 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:28,930 Let me guess. 296 00:21:29,010 --> 00:21:31,230 Piedmont, North Dakota. 297 00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:33,850 South Amboy, New Jersey. 298 00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:36,360 Same thing. You do any drugs? 299 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:43,150 Just coffee. That's all I can afford right now. 300 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,740 - Let me see your arms. - Are you kidding? 301 00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:48,450 Do I look like I'm kidding? 302 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:53,120 Ooh, where'd you get that scar on your wrist? 303 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,670 Pizza oven. It's a permanent burn from pulling slices for four years. 304 00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:58,460 That could be the saddest thing I've ever heard. 305 00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:02,460 Um, what's next? You want a urine sample? 306 00:22:02,510 --> 00:22:04,170 I prefer blood. 307 00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:08,050 Look, are you really the owner? 'Cause I've had a rough couple of days, 308 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:13,850 and so the last thing I need is some waitress on a power trip wastin' my time. 309 00:22:24,070 --> 00:22:28,700 You start Friday night. Be there at 11:00. That's when we get busy. 310 00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:35,120 - You're givin' me a job? - I'm givin' you an audition. 311 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,040 Don't be late, Jersey girl. 312 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:41,460 I don't mean to press my luck, but would you mind telling me why you're hiring me? 313 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,630 Because the average male... 314 00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:48,260 is walking around with a toddler inside of his pants. 315 00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:50,720 A two year old, right there inside his Dockers. 316 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:55,930 Men have two-year-old children in their pants? That's why you're hiring me? 317 00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:59,020 You look like a kindergarten teacher. The kids'll love it. 318 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,480 Sorry I asked. 319 00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:09,785 I.D., please. 320 00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:12,450 Oh. I'm supposed to start work here tonight. 321 00:23:12,490 --> 00:23:14,750 Go ahead. Hey, you picked a good night to start. 322 00:23:14,790 --> 00:23:17,290 It's a little slow right now, but it should pick up. 323 00:23:38,340 --> 00:23:41,590 Is this a church meeting or is this a bar? Make some noise! 324 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:18,441 - I'm sorry. Sorry! 325 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,870 - I don't think so. - Just in time. 326 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,790 - Where you goin'? - I was looking for you. 327 00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:28,340 Good. Let's go. 328 00:24:45,210 --> 00:24:49,110 - Really love your top. - Thanks. I got it, um, on sale.. 329 00:24:57,460 --> 00:25:00,710 Okay. Hair. 330 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:05,170 Let's see your moves. 331 00:25:05,210 --> 00:25:07,170 That's Rachel. You can learn a lot from her. 332 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:10,300 She just cut some guy's ponytail off. 333 00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:13,010 Yeah. The court ordered her to take anger management classes... 334 00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:15,180 after she pummelled a customer for grabbin' her ass. 335 00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:19,550 - He pressed charges. I gave her a raise. Cheers. 336 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,570 - There is only two rules, okay? What do you want? - Two beers. 337 00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:35,530 - Don't date the customers. - Okay. 338 00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:39,950 Second, don't ever bring your boyfriends into my bar. 339 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,080 As of this moment you are to appear available, but never be available. 340 00:25:44,130 --> 00:25:47,590 Break my rules, I fire you on the spot. 341 00:25:47,670 --> 00:25:50,670 - I understand. - Jesus. 342 00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:55,100 Hey! Hey, everybody! 343 00:25:55,140 --> 00:25:57,060 Shut up! 344 00:25:58,180 --> 00:26:00,930 I'd like you to meet my new girl... 345 00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:05,060 - whose name is.. - Violet. 346 00:26:05,810 --> 00:26:08,270 Jersey. 347 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:12,700 Jersey is an ex-kindergarten teacher.. 348 00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:16,570 and a former nun who just escaped from the convent... 349 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:19,490 and is tired of being the only virgin in New York City. 350 00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:25,750 Would anyone like to buy her a drink? Whoa! 351 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:36,340 - Come on, move! I'm workin' here. - Sorry. 352 00:26:36,390 --> 00:26:40,890 - Four margaritas with salt. - All right. 353 00:26:40,930 --> 00:26:43,440 Got tequila. No mix, no salt, no blender. 354 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,150 - Okay, how about a black Russian? - Got vodka, no Kahlua. 355 00:26:47,270 --> 00:26:49,690 - White wine. - Never carry the stuff. 356 00:26:49,730 --> 00:26:53,900 - So basically you have.. - Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black and Jose. 357 00:26:53,950 --> 00:26:59,530 All my favourite men. You can have it anyway you like, as long as it's in a shot glass. 358 00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:01,910 Okay, I'll take a beer. 359 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,880 - Four dollars. - I'm Cammie, the Russian tease. 360 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,290 Violet, the Jersey nun. 361 00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:11,670 That one's Rachel, the New York bitch. 362 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,880 We all play our little parts, only Rachel really is a bitch. 363 00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:18,140 And I really am a tease. 364 00:27:18,260 --> 00:27:20,510 Cammie, you can only be a tease if you stop sleepin' around, babe. 365 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,020 Yeah. I keep forgetting that part. 366 00:28:12,530 --> 00:28:16,210 I'll have a shot of tequila, and don't forget one for your pretty little self. 367 00:28:16,330 --> 00:28:21,590 Oh, thanks, but ever since I got really drunk on tequila, I never drink the stuff anymore. 368 00:28:21,710 --> 00:28:24,880 Hey, Lil! Your new girl's refusing your good booze. 369 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,970 No! I was.. I was suggesting this gentleman buy me a double. 370 00:28:28,050 --> 00:28:30,890 That's more like it. 371 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,850 I need eight shots. 372 00:28:36,890 --> 00:28:41,150 Four Canadian, four South of the Border, six-pack MGD and a double-blended back. 373 00:28:41,270 --> 00:28:44,020 - You want eight shots of what? - I got it. 374 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,110 Forty-six even, honey. 375 00:28:48,150 --> 00:28:50,030 Hey, Lil! Yo! 376 00:28:50,070 --> 00:28:53,120 Your Jersey girl can't quite keep up. 377 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,740 Hey, gimme a Scotch and water. 378 00:28:55,870 --> 00:29:00,120 - Okay, you got it. - Lil, do we serve water with our whiskey? 379 00:29:00,210 --> 00:29:02,790 Only water I serve's got barley and hops in it! 380 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,920 Hey, everybody! Do we serve water in this bar? 381 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:11,680 Hell, no. H�0! Hell, no. H�0! 382 00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:20,230 Hell no, H�0! 383 00:29:26,820 --> 00:29:29,700 Sink or swim time, Jersey. Get up there! 384 00:29:33,570 --> 00:29:35,740 I can't do that dance. 385 00:29:40,410 --> 00:29:42,580 Okay. 386 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:54,600 - Here's some cash. You did okay for a nun. - You're firing me? 387 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,140 I told you this was an audition. 388 00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:59,770 Thanks for comin' in. Now, get outta here. 389 00:30:12,910 --> 00:30:14,910 Please! 390 00:30:16,830 --> 00:30:18,990 Guys, guys, back off, back off! 391 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,210 Look, the way I see it, you got two choices. 392 00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:24,920 You can start a fight here, throw some punches, get a bloody nose, make fools of yourselves, 393 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,000 or you can take this ten bucks I got right here... 394 00:30:29,050 --> 00:30:31,630 and buy these two pretty ladies a round at the bar. 395 00:30:31,670 --> 00:30:34,390 - Come on. What do you say? - Let's go to the bar! 396 00:30:34,510 --> 00:30:37,810 Party! 397 00:30:37,850 --> 00:30:41,140 Hold it, Jersey. I'm just dyin' to know where that came from. 398 00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:46,150 Try serving a beer and pizza on Monday nights when the Giants play the Cowboys in November. 399 00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:48,230 I'm giving you a second audition. 400 00:30:48,270 --> 00:30:52,820 There's a store at the corner of Sixth and Hill. Be there at noon tomorrow. 401 00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:55,990 I'm sending my fashion coordinator there to take you shopping. 402 00:30:56,070 --> 00:30:58,280 Now go home before I change my mind. 403 00:30:58,330 --> 00:31:02,620 Hey, and Jersey. I'd be shocked if you survive another night. 404 00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:07,080 Here we go! 405 00:31:07,130 --> 00:31:11,050 And left, and right, clog, clog, clog. 406 00:31:26,060 --> 00:31:27,150 Oh, yeah! 407 00:31:28,251 --> 00:31:31,451 - Hey, honey, how are you? - Hi, I miss you. 408 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,530 - I miss you, too. - What are you eating? 409 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:41,790 - One of those Lean Cuisine meals. Rice and vegetables. Delicious. 410 00:31:41,070 --> 00:31:42,850 Oh! See, they're good. Right? 411 00:31:47,650 --> 00:31:50,950 So, uh, tell me more about this bar. 412 00:31:51,430 --> 00:31:54,640 - What kind of place is it? - I don't know. It's just a bar, Dad. 413 00:31:54,941 --> 00:31:55,641 Uh.. hold on. 414 00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:10,790 So, well, what's going on with your songwriting? 415 00:32:11,670 --> 00:32:14,410 Songwriting. Oh! He still has my tape. 416 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,680 I want my tape. 417 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,680 I had a feeling you'd be back to see me. 418 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,520 - No dates in the kitchen, O'Donnell. - I'm not staying. 419 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,100 I just want my tape. 420 00:32:35,150 --> 00:32:37,650 Please. 421 00:32:37,770 --> 00:32:42,690 - Thanks. Bye. - Did you really write all those songs? 422 00:32:44,950 --> 00:32:47,570 You listened to my tape? 423 00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:52,250 No, of course not. I mean, that would be invasion of privacy. 424 00:32:52,290 --> 00:32:54,790 Baby, you're the right kind of love 425 00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:58,840 Go ahead, laugh it up. 'Cause there's nothing you can say that's gonna bother me. 426 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,250 I'm just trying to tell you I like your music. 427 00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:04,260 I mean, do you always take compliments so well? 428 00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:09,100 - I gotta go. - Wait! Uh.. 429 00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:12,020 I wanna see you again. Where are you workin'? 430 00:33:13,770 --> 00:33:16,350 - I'm a Coyote. - Good. 431 00:33:16,390 --> 00:33:20,860 - And what the hell is that? - If you want to see me again, you'll figure it out. 432 00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:26,200 That good? Uh-huh. 433 00:33:29,370 --> 00:33:32,870 Sorry I'm late. Al and I had a big fight. 434 00:33:32,950 --> 00:33:36,330 And then we made up. Twice. 435 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:40,250 You're the fashion coordinator? 436 00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:44,210 Lil told me to get you something that would make the kiddies drool. 437 00:33:44,260 --> 00:33:46,720 Trust me, Violet. 438 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,970 I have a serious shopping problem. 439 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:08,370 - It has a zipper... in the crotch. - Yeah. 440 00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:11,590 - Who'd wear that in public? 441 00:34:11,630 --> 00:34:13,880 - Actually, I have it in blue. 442 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,230 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 443 00:36:00,790 --> 00:36:04,420 Here I am! Yeah, baby! 444 00:36:10,510 --> 00:36:12,760 Come on! Knock it- Hey! Knock it off! 445 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,640 Lil! The ice! 446 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,520 How do you like that, huh? 447 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,190 I don't know how you guys do it. I can't have another drink. 448 00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:34,320 Next time that guy buys you a shot.. That's on me, honey. 449 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,410 Chase it with a beer. 450 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,250 - I don't get it. - I don't swallow it. 451 00:36:42,370 --> 00:36:45,160 I just spit the shot back into the beer bottle. They'll never know. 452 00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:47,170 You try it. 453 00:36:47,290 --> 00:36:50,750 Hey, just keep an eye on your spittoon bottle. 454 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:55,380 Once Rachel served hers to Lou by accident. Huge drama. 455 00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:58,340 Cammie, I think I just fell in love with you. 456 00:36:58,470 --> 00:37:01,430 Oh, Violet! I'm not a lesbian. 457 00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:03,980 I've played in the minors, but never went pro. 458 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,600 - Th-That's not what I meant. - What are you doing? 459 00:37:07,690 --> 00:37:11,650 Lil's starin' straight at you. Come on. Grab this guy. Make yourself look busy. 460 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:16,110 - Hi. You look like you could use a shot. - No, I'm waiting on Lil. 461 00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:20,280 Sorry. It's a no parking zone. If you wanna sit here, you gotta order a drink. 462 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:24,000 - Okay. Gimme a glass of water. - Okay. 463 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,620 - He just ordered water. - Yeah. 464 00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:29,080 You know what to do. 465 00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:36,670 Testing. Um, hey, everybody, this guy just ordered water. 466 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:39,390 Do we serve water in our bar? 467 00:37:39,510 --> 00:37:43,930 Hell, no! H�0! 468 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:48,310 Jersey! No! 469 00:37:48,390 --> 00:37:50,560 It's okay, Lil! Nobody orders water in your bar! 470 00:37:50,610 --> 00:37:54,570 He can order whatever he wants. He's the fire marshal. 471 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,900 Hey, Mike, I'm so sorry. She's new. 472 00:37:57,990 --> 00:38:01,820 I'm okay. Let's step outside. 473 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:05,790 Nice knowing you, Jersey. 474 00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:09,790 Come on, you guys! Let me hear you! 475 00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:14,880 You okay? 476 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,260 Who am I kidding? I can't do this. 477 00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:19,300 Of course you can. Now cheer up, 478 00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:22,890 because there's a really cute guy at the bar asking for you. 479 00:38:22,970 --> 00:38:25,010 Somebody's asking for me? 480 00:38:25,060 --> 00:38:28,940 He says his name is Mr. O'Donnell. 481 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,810 He's hot. 482 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:43,740 Jersey. The fire marshal threatened to shut me down. 483 00:38:43,830 --> 00:38:46,080 - He let me go with a $250 fine. - Lil, I'm really sorry.. 484 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:50,420 - I'll make you a deal. You figure out a way to make me 250 tonight, 485 00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:52,750 I'll let you come back tomorrow. 486 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,290 Great. 487 00:38:56,550 --> 00:38:59,170 So much for sweet and innocent. 488 00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:04,260 - So, you found me. - Some guys at work told me where I could look for Coyotes. 489 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:07,970 Well, take a good look, because tonight's my last night. I think I'm gonna get fired. 490 00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:11,230 - Why? - I have to make $250 in two hours. 491 00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:13,270 It's completely impossible. 492 00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:18,940 Here's nine dollars, just to get you started. Okay? 493 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:21,900 I always like to help a friend in need. 494 00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:27,160 Why are you looking at me like that? 495 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:30,460 Kevin, I don't want your money. 496 00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:36,540 All right, uh, listen up. Ladies. 497 00:39:36,590 --> 00:39:39,170 The bidding will start at $25... 498 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,090 for one night only. 499 00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:45,050 You get this: Purebred, housebroken, 500 00:39:45,090 --> 00:39:48,720 fully trained, yowling stud. 501 00:39:48,770 --> 00:39:51,640 - No way. - That's pretty cheap. 502 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,600 Violet, what are you doing? 503 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,360 You said you wanted to help, so... turn around, sir, 504 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,230 let 'em take a look at ya. 505 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,990 Why are you doing this to me? 506 00:40:01,030 --> 00:40:04,990 It's payback time, Mr. O'Donnell. 507 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:06,820 Now, turn around. 508 00:40:07,870 --> 00:40:10,500 No, God, no. Don't do this. 509 00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:12,580 Go on, show 'em what you've got. 510 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:14,870 Are you in? Do you wanna do this? 511 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,340 - All right, ladies. What'll you give me? - I've got twenty bucks. 512 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:22,510 I've got $25 right here. 513 00:40:22,590 --> 00:40:24,300 Make it 35! 514 00:40:25,930 --> 00:40:28,050 Thirty-five dollars! 515 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,430 - Forty dollars! - Get.. What are you doing? 516 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,900 - Come on, girls, fifty? - Fifty! 517 00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:38,860 - Sixty-one dollars. - I've got 70. 518 00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:41,730 - Come on, girls. Seventy-five? - Seventy-five dollars! 519 00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:45,660 Eighty dollars! Come on, girls. Do I hear 85? 520 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:49,280 Ninety! Ninety-five dollars! 521 00:40:49,330 --> 00:40:52,700 One hundred dollars! 522 00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:58,080 - That's it. - You wanna come home with Mama? 523 00:40:58,210 --> 00:41:01,630 Whoa! Nice! 524 00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:03,920 Oh, yeah! 525 00:41:03,970 --> 00:41:06,340 That's my boy. 526 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:09,390 - Oh, yeah. Shake it, shake it. - $125 back here! 527 00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:13,730 $140, right here. Come on, come on. 528 00:41:17,690 --> 00:41:21,730 My goodness, girls, come on. One fifty and you'll see the butt. 529 00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:24,400 Come on, girls. You can do better than this. 530 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,780 One seventy-five. 531 00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:27,950 Yeah! 532 00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:31,700 There we go. Two hundred dollars! 533 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,920 - You've got215righthere! - Two hundred and fifty dollars. 534 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,090 Sold, for $250! 535 00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:48,590 Come on up, honey. He's yours. 536 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,010 Damn you! 537 00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:55,680 The blonde would have gone 275. 538 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,650 Come with me. 539 00:41:59,770 --> 00:42:04,780 You're gonna owe me big-time for this one. That's 250 even. 540 00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:11,320 Mmm. Mmm! Oh. 541 00:42:14,790 --> 00:42:19,670 I'm gonna see ya I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya meet ya one day 542 00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:22,590 Maybe next week I'm gonna meet ya 543 00:42:22,710 --> 00:42:25,130 I'll meet ya I'll meet ya 544 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:27,170 Better close out, girls. 545 00:42:27,220 --> 00:42:29,430 - Can I ask you something? - What? 546 00:42:29,550 --> 00:42:33,510 What does "Coyote Ugly" mean? 547 00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:37,980 Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand... 548 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:41,150 and the person you're next to is layin' on your arm, and they're so ugly... 549 00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:43,310 you'd rather chew off your arm than risk wakin' them? 550 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,480 - That's coyote ugly. - Let's go, ladies. 551 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:49,570 Well, why would you name your bar after something like that? 552 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:52,370 Well, because "Cheers" was taken. 553 00:42:52,410 --> 00:42:54,370 Cabs are out front. 554 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,700 - You're rich, Jersey. - See ya. 555 00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:59,080 Yeah. Good night. 556 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:03,710 The woman who purchased me is named Sandy Rosenfeld, a divorcee with three grown kids, 557 00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:07,630 a passion for long walks and short-haired hunting dogs and Italian opera. 558 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:12,260 Her ex-husband is a C.P.A. Her favorite artist is Van Gogh, 559 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:17,470 and her New Year's resolution is to lose 15 pounds.. and to see Barbra in concert. 560 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,390 Okay. I owe you. 561 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,900 What do you want? 562 00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:26,400 Well, it's 3:30 in the morning. I want what every man wants. 563 00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:30,070 Breakfast. 564 00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:33,280 And that's it? I go to breakfast with you, and we're even? 565 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,410 No. We're not even close to even, because I danced on a bar, 566 00:43:36,490 --> 00:43:39,910 I took off my shirt, and I unzipped my pants. 567 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:43,790 Okay. Let's make a deal. Breakfast and lunch. 568 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:47,800 - Breakfast, lunch and two dinners. - That's four dates! 569 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,670 Yep. Which would make it the second longest relationship I've ever had. 570 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:53,095 - Get in the car. 571 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:57,680 Oh, I hate to spoil your evening, but it looks like we're not gonna go anywhere. 572 00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:03,140 Oh, my God. 573 00:44:05,980 --> 00:44:07,860 It's hard to find parking in New York. 574 00:44:07,980 --> 00:44:10,780 You ever eaten Turkish? This is the place. 575 00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:13,610 - Hey. How you doin'? - Hi, Kevin. 576 00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:16,450 - Four of the regular? - Sure, yeah. Hey. 577 00:44:16,490 --> 00:44:20,290 - Hey, Kevin. How are you, man? - How you doin', man? Good. 578 00:44:20,370 --> 00:44:23,000 Here it is, man. Flown in from Miami. 579 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,630 - Check out the merchandise. - Hey, man, no. I trust you. 580 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,750 All right, all right. 581 00:44:31,630 --> 00:44:35,130 Look, uh, I don't know what you're into, but.. 582 00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:40,180 The Amazing Spider-Man, number 129, mint condition. 583 00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:42,850 - Worth a thousand bucks. - A comic book. 584 00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:46,350 No, it's not just a comic book. This is the first appearance of the Punisher. 585 00:44:46,385 --> 00:44:48,820 This is the holy grail of comic books. 586 00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:51,690 You collect comic books. That's so cute. 587 00:44:51,730 --> 00:44:56,030 It's not cute. It's very rugged and manly. 588 00:44:56,110 --> 00:45:00,160 - It's just a bit kinky. Huh? - I think it's sweet. 589 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,870 So, do you always eat breakfast on the hood of your car? 590 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,840 What can I say? I'm a romantic. 591 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,130 You think this is romantic? 592 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:15,340 Well, you may not be feeling it now, but I think one day... 593 00:45:15,430 --> 00:45:19,260 you'll be on stage singing a song about this very night. 594 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:22,140 "When We Were Downwind From a Trash Barge." 595 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,140 Yeah. Catchy title. Hum a few bars. 596 00:45:26,690 --> 00:45:30,310 Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm a songwriter, not a singer. 597 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,980 When I get on stage, I freeze. 598 00:45:33,110 --> 00:45:36,650 What if the fate of the free world rested on your voice? 599 00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:40,120 Okay. If the fate of the free world depended on me singing, 600 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,290 maybe. 601 00:45:42,330 --> 00:45:45,200 All I ever really wanted is to sit in the dark... 602 00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:49,040 and hear someone great singing my songs. 603 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,040 I wanna be the one who writes the music. 604 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,920 I remember the first time my mother played me "Bridge Over Troubled Water"... 605 00:45:57,050 --> 00:46:00,350 by Simon and Garfunkel. 606 00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:02,970 I remember exactly what she was wearing. 607 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:08,350 I remember exactly how her hair smelled. I remember exactly how I felt. 608 00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:11,270 And every time I hear that song, 609 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:14,900 I remember exactly what she was wearing... 610 00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:17,570 and exactly how her hair smelled... 611 00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:19,780 and exactly how I felt. 612 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:23,580 'Cause the great songs last forever. 613 00:46:23,660 --> 00:46:27,830 - So, what's the problem? - Well... 614 00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:30,630 now they're telling me the only way to get my songs heard... 615 00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:32,880 is to go out there and sing 'em myself. 616 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,050 So we're gonna have to try fix this little problem straight away. 617 00:46:36,170 --> 00:46:38,130 Hmm. And how do you propose we do that? 618 00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,640 Well, is there any place you feel comfortable singing? 619 00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:45,010 - The shower. - We'll start there. 620 00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:48,640 I mean, I don't care how long it takes, how many hours we have to spend in that shower. 621 00:46:48,690 --> 00:46:52,060 - Let's get to it. - Okay. Before we hit the showers, 622 00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:54,940 maybe you could tell me a little something about yourself. 623 00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:57,150 Oh, really? What do you wanna know? 624 00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,240 What part of Australia are you from? 625 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,240 I'm from all over. My family moved around a lot. 626 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,030 So the rest of your family doesn't live in New York? 627 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,790 Do you always ask this many questions? 628 00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:08,160 Do you always dodge this many questions? 629 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,370 You can at least tell me where you got all the moves you pulled on the bar tonight. 630 00:47:11,420 --> 00:47:14,000 Well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you. 631 00:47:14,090 --> 00:47:18,840 That's original. 632 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,300 The sun's coming up. We're gonna be late. 633 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,470 Late? Late for what? 634 00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:29,270 This is incredible. 635 00:47:29,350 --> 00:47:32,810 - Look at that fish! - All right. Put this on. You're gonna need it. 636 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,440 Why? What are you talking about? 637 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,190 You're gonna help me unload the next bin. 638 00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:40,990 - You're joking, right? - No. It's not that bad, Vi. 639 00:47:41,110 --> 00:47:44,120 - I do it all the time. - Exactly how many jobs do you have? 640 00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:46,990 Tuesday through Saturday, I'm at the club. 641 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,830 Sunday and Monday I park cars at the plaza. 642 00:47:49,910 --> 00:47:52,790 I've been a telemarketer. Would you like to switch to AT&T? 643 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:57,840 And for six terrifying hours I delivered phonebooks in Queens. 644 00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,340 Don't forget your extensive work in fish. 645 00:48:00,420 --> 00:48:03,380 This is an expensive city, and these guys pay cash. 646 00:48:03,510 --> 00:48:06,260 I don't care if they pay in lobster. I'm not sticking my hands in that fishy bin. 647 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:09,270 I was gonna split the money with you. 648 00:48:09,390 --> 00:48:11,180 - A hundred bucks apiece. - A hundred bucks? 649 00:48:11,270 --> 00:48:14,440 - Wait, wait. Why didn't you say so? - Thanks, Dan. 650 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,020 - You're not ready, are you? Fifty bucks. - Wait. No. 651 00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:18,780 - Twenty-five, ten. Ready? - Okay. Uh-huh. 652 00:48:18,820 --> 00:48:21,690 Ooh! That's disgusting. 653 00:48:21,740 --> 00:48:26,160 Hey, you'll hurt their feelings. Okay. Just on top of the other fish. 654 00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:34,170 So, I know I just met you a few days ago. There's something I have to tell you. 655 00:48:36,130 --> 00:48:40,250 You smell really bad. 656 00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:44,880 Well, so do you. I mean, I was gonna kiss you good-bye, but, um, I thought I might gag. 657 00:48:44,930 --> 00:48:47,140 You're a real charmer. 658 00:48:50,310 --> 00:48:52,230 Okay. Good night. 659 00:48:52,350 --> 00:48:54,230 Good morning. 660 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,620 Don't look at me like that. 661 00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:22,460 Spend it. 662 00:49:28,510 --> 00:49:33,020 - What are you doing here? - I changed my mind about this kiss. 663 00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:36,440 I think we should give it a shot. 664 00:49:43,860 --> 00:49:47,160 Well, have a nice day. 665 00:49:49,870 --> 00:49:51,780 "Have a nice day"? 666 00:49:51,910 --> 00:49:56,120 Yeah. I panicked. I didn't know what else to say. 667 00:49:59,710 --> 00:50:01,590 Have a nice day. 668 00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:10,090 All right. Back of the line over here. Back of the line. 669 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:37,000 Yeah, I like it! 670 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,630 - Hey, baby! - Make a hole. Make a hole! 671 00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:43,960 - Shit, the cops are here. - Nobody else gets in here. Look at this place. 672 00:50:44,050 --> 00:50:47,840 Hey, Lil. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do here. You're 50 people over max. 673 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,390 They're trying to shut us down. 674 00:50:50,430 --> 00:50:53,550 Let's go outside and talk. I'll take care of it. 675 00:50:56,890 --> 00:51:00,600 This is not a gas pump, son! 676 00:51:00,650 --> 00:51:02,860 Wait your turn! 677 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,900 - Hey, no pictures, man! - Hey, I'm a reporter from The Voice. 678 00:51:13,830 --> 00:51:15,910 What are you doing? Hey! 679 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:17,910 Put me down! 680 00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:19,210 - Put me down! - Cammie! 681 00:51:19,330 --> 00:51:21,670 - Help! - Come on! Let her go! 682 00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:23,840 Rachel, help! 683 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:28,590 Come on! Break it up! 684 00:51:28,670 --> 00:51:30,970 - Lou, where's Rachel and Cammie? - I don't know! 685 00:51:35,930 --> 00:51:37,680 Let me go! 686 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:57,450 Jersey, they're tearing this place apart! 687 00:52:03,540 --> 00:52:08,460 - Rachel! Rachel! - One way or another I'm gonna find ya 688 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:11,380 - I'm gonna get ya, get ya get ya, get ya - Let me go! 689 00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:14,760 One way or another I'm gonna get ya 690 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,850 I'm gonna get ya, get ya get ya, get ya 691 00:52:16,970 --> 00:52:20,520 One way or another I'm gonna see ya 692 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,640 I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya meet ya, meet ya, one day 693 00:52:23,690 --> 00:52:27,320 Maybe next week I'm gonna meet ya 694 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,230 I'll meet ya, I'll meet ya 695 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,610 I will 696 00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:35,530 Drive past your house 697 00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:40,500 And if the lights are all out 698 00:52:40,540 --> 00:52:44,000 I'll see who's around 699 00:52:47,210 --> 00:52:49,250 One way or another 700 00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:51,010 I'm gonna find ya 701 00:52:51,130 --> 00:52:54,050 I'm gonna get ya, get ya get ya, get ya, one way 702 00:52:54,130 --> 00:52:57,390 - I'm talking about that! - Or another I'm gonna win ya 703 00:52:57,510 --> 00:52:59,430 I'm gonna get ya I'll get ya 704 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:02,600 One way or another I'm gonna see ya 705 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,560 I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya meet ya, meet ya 706 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,770 One day, maybe next week 707 00:53:07,860 --> 00:53:10,270 I'm gonna meet ya I'll meet ya 708 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,570 - Great. Yeah. - Last call, Lil. 709 00:53:13,650 --> 00:53:16,780 - Start clearin' 'em out. - You got it. 710 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:19,700 Let's go. 711 00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:24,120 One way or another I'm gonna lose ya 712 00:53:24,210 --> 00:53:27,580 I'm gonna give you the slip A slip of the hip 713 00:53:27,630 --> 00:53:31,800 Or another, I'm gonna lose ya I'm gonna trick ya 714 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:34,420 One way or another 715 00:53:34,470 --> 00:53:37,840 I'm gonna lose ya I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya trick ya, trick ya 716 00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:45,850 Did you see their faces? I mean, wow. 717 00:53:45,940 --> 00:53:49,400 They all wanted you, honey. Even the girls. 718 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,900 Not a dry seat in the house. 719 00:53:51,980 --> 00:53:55,860 You guys, that was, like, a one-time performance.. 720 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,950 That I have to repeat, like, every night. 721 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:04,040 She sang along with a jukebox. Let's not start polishing a Grammy. 722 00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:07,620 Oh, come on, Rach. She saved your butt. Admit it. 723 00:54:07,670 --> 00:54:11,630 No. She saved me from kicking the shit out of a couple of drunks. 724 00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:14,420 - That's it. Ooh. - Ooh, that was good. 725 00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:18,430 - Where you goin'? - I don't know. 726 00:54:18,550 --> 00:54:21,300 I gotta walk or celebrate or.. 727 00:54:21,350 --> 00:54:24,890 Ugh, pass out or something. 728 00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:27,350 Hey, ladies and gents, 729 00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:31,310 how about a big round of applause for the singing Coyote from Jersey! 730 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,190 - So I'm a Coyote? - Five nights a week. 731 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:48,080 Hey, what is it? What's wrong? 732 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,085 Why would anything be wrong? 733 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:54,920 Um, you called me in the middle of the night and said there was an emergency. 734 00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:59,300 What was that for? 735 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:02,470 I had a good night. I wanted a good-night kiss. 736 00:55:02,550 --> 00:55:05,100 Well, wait a second. Where are you going? 737 00:55:05,220 --> 00:55:08,140 Have a nice day, Mr. O'Donnell. 738 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:10,140 "Have a nice day"? 739 00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:19,820 Right kind of wrong 740 00:55:22,110 --> 00:55:24,740 Right kind of wrong 741 00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:27,490 We likes to party La-la-di-da-di 742 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,960 On the East Coast is the place to be 743 00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,430 We likes to party La-la-di-da-di 744 00:55:42,550 --> 00:55:44,600 Lovin' you 745 00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:49,890 Isn't really something I should do 746 00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:53,850 I should try to be strong 747 00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:59,280 Isn't really something I should do 748 00:56:00,950 --> 00:56:04,570 Shouldn't want to spend my time with you 749 00:56:05,570 --> 00:56:09,750 I should try to be strong 750 00:56:09,790 --> 00:56:13,290 But, baby, you're the right kind of wrong 751 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,250 Baby, you're the right kind of wrong 752 00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:23,050 What's going on? Why do we need my guitar? 753 00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:25,890 You'll find out soon enough. No. This way. 754 00:56:26,010 --> 00:56:29,890 Okay, now there's a seat. 755 00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:32,100 Just there. 756 00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:36,230 Take a look. 757 00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:39,280 Your fans wanna hear you sing. 758 00:56:40,730 --> 00:56:44,660 I told you. I can't sing my own songs. I never could. 759 00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:49,290 Well, that's too bad, because they've requested to hear your songs. 760 00:56:49,330 --> 00:56:52,120 Be gentle on the keyboard. I borrowed it from the club. 761 00:56:54,210 --> 00:56:56,830 You did all this just to help me sing? 762 00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:00,920 I thought maybe we could cure that stage fright I've heard so much about. 763 00:57:01,010 --> 00:57:03,720 Kevin, I wish you could. 764 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,430 Come on, let me try. 765 00:57:06,550 --> 00:57:08,600 Tell me what it feels like. 766 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:16,190 You really wanna know? 767 00:57:16,270 --> 00:57:18,230 Yeah. 768 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,400 You asked for it. 769 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,610 What are you doing? 770 00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:30,700 The only way I can show you... 771 00:57:32,290 --> 00:57:34,410 is to make you... 772 00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:38,580 really... nervous. 773 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:44,670 The first thing that happens... 774 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:48,340 is my heart starts to race. 775 00:57:52,770 --> 00:57:55,100 Good. 776 00:57:55,140 --> 00:57:57,900 Racing heart. Yep. 777 00:57:57,940 --> 00:58:00,230 - Got it. - And then... 778 00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:04,940 my entire body starts shaking. 779 00:58:07,660 --> 00:58:11,530 Shaking body. I'm getting that. Yeah. 780 00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:13,540 And... 781 00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:18,620 then everything gets... a bit... 782 00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:23,460 cloudy. 783 00:58:24,670 --> 00:58:27,220 Clouds are definitely rolling in. 784 00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:31,720 Then I start... 785 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,640 Losing control. 786 00:58:36,100 --> 00:58:38,810 Well, how long does this usually last? 787 00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:42,440 Oh, it's been known to last all night. 788 00:58:43,650 --> 00:58:47,490 - That must be horrible. - It's excruciating. 789 01:01:06,870 --> 01:01:12,200 I think that audience got more than they paid for, really. 790 01:01:15,620 --> 01:01:17,960 What's "L.M.S." stand for? 791 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,460 Lynn Marie Sanford. 792 01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:23,210 It was my mom's guitar. 793 01:01:23,260 --> 01:01:25,220 She died five years ago. 794 01:01:25,340 --> 01:01:28,390 She moved to New York to be a singer when she was my age. 795 01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:31,010 She came pretty close to the big time. 796 01:01:31,060 --> 01:01:34,020 Well, what happened? 797 01:01:34,140 --> 01:01:36,310 She hated the stage. 798 01:01:36,350 --> 01:01:39,810 She said it was the scariest place in the world. 799 01:01:39,860 --> 01:01:41,820 Sounds familiar. 800 01:01:45,490 --> 01:01:48,620 You really want me to sing? 801 01:01:48,660 --> 01:01:51,410 Just tell me what I have to do. 802 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,790 Disappear. 803 01:02:02,300 --> 01:02:06,090 All right. No problem. 804 01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:20,870 If you wanna write a song. If you want to be like a serious songwriter, 805 01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,830 you simply gotta go with the Mac. 806 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:26,300 Laptop. You can lay your tracks down on a blank CD, and you're done. 807 01:03:26,420 --> 01:03:29,630 Do you.. Do you have a payment plan? 808 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,380 Come on, Cammie! 809 01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:28,420 What are you doing? 810 01:06:30,380 --> 01:06:32,460 What are you, brain damaged? 811 01:06:32,540 --> 01:06:36,210 You know what kind of maniacs we got driving through here? They don't stop for nothin'. 812 01:06:36,260 --> 01:06:38,930 - Whose boat? - I borrowed it from a friend. 813 01:06:38,970 --> 01:06:41,140 Looks like a guy's car to me. 814 01:06:41,220 --> 01:06:46,430 - How can you tell? - I've been staring at cars every day for the last 16 years. 815 01:06:46,470 --> 01:06:48,690 - Who is he? - He's a friend. 816 01:06:48,810 --> 01:06:50,940 Look, I brought you a turkey sandwich, no mayo, extra sprouts. 817 01:06:51,060 --> 01:06:53,520 Thank you. Great. 818 01:06:53,570 --> 01:06:57,360 I'm starvin'. Now tell me about this bar. 819 01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:59,900 Is it a bunch of bankers havin' martinis after work? 820 01:06:59,950 --> 01:07:02,160 I gotta go. Look. I love you. 821 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,660 I love you too. Be careful. 822 01:07:04,740 --> 01:07:07,910 Hey, do I come to your office and honk? Come on! 823 01:07:11,790 --> 01:07:17,380 I got you a gig. There's this club where a lot of music people hang out called the Elbow Room. 824 01:07:17,460 --> 01:07:22,590 My friend's the manager. He owes me a favor, and you're it, next Thursday night. 825 01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:24,930 Are you forgetting about the stage fright? 826 01:07:25,010 --> 01:07:27,520 Uh, what about the bar? 827 01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:31,020 Come on, Kevin. All I do is sing along with the jukebox. 828 01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:35,820 See? You're making progress. A few more nights at my place, and you'll be cured. 829 01:07:35,860 --> 01:07:40,490 I hate to burst your bubble, but I'll never be cured. It's genetic. 830 01:07:40,610 --> 01:07:44,320 Stage fright DNA. Yes, I saw that on E.R. Last week. 831 01:07:44,370 --> 01:07:48,240 Okay. Laugh all you want, but my mom couldn't do it, and neither can I. 832 01:07:48,370 --> 01:07:51,080 So was your mother afraid to try? 833 01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:54,630 Look, I just wanna be a song writer. Why won't you give up on this? 834 01:07:54,750 --> 01:07:58,250 Because I've been giving up on people my entire life, and it's a nasty little habit. 835 01:07:58,285 --> 01:08:01,090 So, you're gonna sing at the club, or I'll.. 836 01:08:01,130 --> 01:08:03,640 Or you'll what? 837 01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:06,510 I'll never kiss you again. 838 01:08:06,550 --> 01:08:08,720 That sounds like a threat, Mr. O'Donnell. 839 01:08:08,770 --> 01:08:10,980 Well, let's just say... 840 01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:14,100 it's gonna be quite a long, cold winter. 841 01:08:14,190 --> 01:08:16,360 That's supposed to convince me? 842 01:08:16,480 --> 01:08:19,940 It's working, isn't it? Your knees are getting weak. 843 01:08:19,990 --> 01:08:23,070 - I'll think about it. - Try again. 844 01:08:23,150 --> 01:08:25,370 Uh, I'll see if I can get off work. 845 01:08:25,410 --> 01:08:27,580 You're gettin' warmer. 846 01:08:27,660 --> 01:08:31,120 All right. You win. I'll do it. 847 01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:33,160 Oh, I love winning. 848 01:08:41,220 --> 01:08:44,380 Hey, we have a special treat for you tonight, boys and girls. 849 01:08:44,430 --> 01:08:47,300 Look who dropped by for a visit. 850 01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:53,890 I'm a paying customer tonight. I have class in the morning. What are you doing? 851 01:08:53,940 --> 01:08:57,060 - Come on, Zoe! 852 01:08:57,110 --> 01:08:59,690 Zoe! Zoe! Zoe! Zoe! 853 01:09:04,860 --> 01:09:09,330 Time to get wet, girls. Whoa! 854 01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:00,950 - Excuse me, does Violet Sanford work here? - Yeah, she's on the bar. 855 01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:02,950 - She's on what? - She's on the bar. 856 01:10:02,990 --> 01:10:05,960 - What do you guys say? 857 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,490 Dad! Wait! 858 01:10:27,930 --> 01:10:30,110 Dad, it's not as bad as it looks. 859 01:10:31,150 --> 01:10:33,900 Daddy, it's not as bad as it looks. 860 01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:35,440 I just sing here every night. 861 01:10:35,490 --> 01:10:37,610 People come here to see me. 862 01:10:38,660 --> 01:10:43,160 - Say something! - The guys are putting your picture up in their booths! 863 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:47,120 - I gotta go, get up early. - Dad, it's just a bar. 864 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:50,170 - You can trust me. - But you're my daughter. 865 01:11:17,530 --> 01:11:20,120 Hi, you've reached Bill Sanford. 866 01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:24,290 Please leave a message when you hear the beep. 867 01:11:24,370 --> 01:11:27,540 Dad, you can't avoid me for the rest of your life. 868 01:11:27,590 --> 01:11:31,880 I have to come over and do your laundry. We both know you're running out of clean shirts. 869 01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:36,350 I bet the one you're wearing stinks pretty bad. 870 01:11:36,390 --> 01:11:40,970 I'm not gonna apologize because that would mean I'm doing something wrong. 871 01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:42,980 And I'm not sure I am, so.. 872 01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:45,850 I'm playing at a club tonight. 873 01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:50,070 A real club. Someone important could hear my song, 874 01:11:50,190 --> 01:11:52,150 and next month somebody might be singing it on the radio. 875 01:11:52,190 --> 01:11:54,530 - So wish me good luck. - Good luck. 876 01:11:54,610 --> 01:11:58,530 Anyway, um, I'll call you and tell you how it goes. 877 01:12:00,330 --> 01:12:02,120 Take care of yourself, old man. 878 01:12:05,580 --> 01:12:07,500 Old man. 879 01:12:07,580 --> 01:12:11,880 All right. You should be dancing on the floor! I wanna see your bras! 880 01:12:56,950 --> 01:13:01,330 Is this the greatest party we've ever been to or what, man? 881 01:13:01,540 --> 01:13:03,880 Lil, I can only stay two hours. 882 01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:07,300 - What are you talking about? - I gotta leave early tonight, remember? 883 01:13:07,380 --> 01:13:09,340 - Bourbon. - Why? 884 01:13:09,430 --> 01:13:13,220 Maybe you haven't noticed all the bodies you had to crawl over to get in here tonight. 885 01:13:13,260 --> 01:13:15,850 - Lil, I told you I gotta leave by 10:30 no matter what. - Four! 886 01:13:15,930 --> 01:13:18,640 - Here. - Got it. I got it. 887 01:13:18,690 --> 01:13:20,230 Seven. 888 01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:32,490 - Here you go. - What are you doing? 889 01:13:32,580 --> 01:13:35,540 I gotta go. It's half past. Can you have Lou call me a cab? 890 01:13:35,660 --> 01:13:38,960 Listen, Jersey. You're not going anywhere. Not tonight. This place us out of control. 891 01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:41,130 But, Lil, I told you. I'm only working two hours.. 892 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:43,710 You wanna sing? Sing for them. 893 01:13:43,790 --> 01:13:46,960 These people dragged their asses out here to see us. 894 01:13:47,010 --> 01:13:50,340 This is New York, and there's a line halfway around the block. 895 01:13:50,380 --> 01:13:52,890 That's something, Jersey, whether you believe it or not. 896 01:13:54,970 --> 01:13:56,020 And if I go? 897 01:13:56,060 --> 01:13:58,300 If you were going, you would have left by now. 898 01:14:02,270 --> 01:14:05,780 - Where are you? - Lil won't let me go. 899 01:14:05,820 --> 01:14:09,650 Violet, just walk out. She doesn't own you. You can still make it here. 900 01:14:09,740 --> 01:14:12,910 I'm sorry. 901 01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:15,580 - I'll call you tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 902 01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:17,620 Violet. 903 01:14:21,460 --> 01:14:23,580 - What's the story? - She's not coming. 904 01:14:23,630 --> 01:14:26,170 So what am I supposed to do, Kevin? I got a whole spot to fill. 905 01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:29,260 I'm sorry, Richie. I made a mistake. 906 01:14:29,380 --> 01:14:32,640 Whoa, this doesn't change anything with us, Kevin. 907 01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:35,050 A deal's a deal. Am I right? 908 01:15:14,430 --> 01:15:16,850 - I'm the guy! Me! 909 01:15:21,430 --> 01:15:23,140 Zach, who said you could be up here? 910 01:15:28,270 --> 01:15:31,190 You're not supposed to be up here. 911 01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,200 All right. Take it easy, Zach. 912 01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:35,660 Zach, take it easy. 913 01:15:41,260 --> 01:15:43,310 - Hey, hey, knock it off! - Kevin! 914 01:15:43,430 --> 01:15:46,930 Lil! 915 01:15:47,060 --> 01:15:49,400 Break it up! 916 01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:51,480 Kevin, that's enough! 917 01:15:52,570 --> 01:15:56,190 - Help! Stop! - Lou! 918 01:15:58,700 --> 01:16:02,780 - Kevin, that's enough! Kevin, that's enough! 919 01:16:02,830 --> 01:16:05,540 - Get off me! - Stop it! 920 01:16:05,660 --> 01:16:08,460 - Kevin, Zech's a regular, and he was just having fun. - Having fun with my girlfriend! 921 01:16:08,580 --> 01:16:12,080 - Lou, get him out of here. - You're gonna chill outside, or I'm calling the cops. 922 01:16:12,130 --> 01:16:14,340 Out of my way! Move! 923 01:16:14,460 --> 01:16:17,130 Let me go! 924 01:16:17,210 --> 01:16:20,890 - Get the hell out of here! - Hey, everybody, free drinks on the house. 925 01:16:21,010 --> 01:16:23,350 I'm paying. Get up here. 926 01:16:23,430 --> 01:16:26,310 Kevin. Kevin. What is your problem? 927 01:16:26,390 --> 01:16:30,600 Look, I'm sorry about tonight, but look at this. There was no way Lil was gonna let me out. 928 01:16:30,650 --> 01:16:32,810 This is not about Lil. This is about you and this place. 929 01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:36,440 - There is my job. - It's a goddamn sandbox for you to stick your head in. 930 01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:39,200 - What is that supposed to mean? - The place is a joke. 931 01:16:39,235 --> 01:16:41,320 All right? They don't come to watch you sing. 932 01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:44,330 - They come to watch girls shaking it on a bar! - And what would you have me do? 933 01:16:44,450 --> 01:16:47,620 - Sing for quarters in the park? - Well, at least you'd be singing your own songs. 934 01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:50,160 I told you I can't do that, so stop pushing! 935 01:16:50,290 --> 01:16:54,380 I'm just asking you to try, but I guess that's asking a bit too much. 936 01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:57,760 Right. It's so easy to be you, isn't it? 937 01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:01,470 You have no dreams, no hopes, no chance of getting hurt. 938 01:17:01,590 --> 01:17:03,800 When was the last time you took a chance on something? 939 01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:07,720 - Some of us don't have that luxury. - Why is that? 940 01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:15,610 Oh, right. We don't talk about you, right? It's a big secret. 941 01:17:15,730 --> 01:17:18,900 Come on, Kevin. Let's play a game. 942 01:17:18,940 --> 01:17:21,240 I'm gonna guess why you left Australia. 943 01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:24,870 - Doesn't matter. - You... were in jail. 944 01:17:24,990 --> 01:17:28,205 No, that's not it. You have a wife and four kids in Sydney. 945 01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:31,120 Come on. Am I getting warm? Come on, Kevin. I don't have a lot of time. 946 01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:33,370 Why'd you run away from home? 947 01:17:33,420 --> 01:17:37,340 I didn't have a home. Is that what you wanted to hear? 948 01:17:37,420 --> 01:17:40,090 I don't have a family. 949 01:17:40,170 --> 01:17:42,970 I mean, that's the big secret. Are you happy? 950 01:17:44,340 --> 01:17:47,220 Huh? Are you gonna feel sorry for me now? 951 01:17:47,310 --> 01:17:51,230 You gonna hold me close while I tell you I had to change homes every two years? 952 01:17:52,440 --> 01:17:54,650 I had a bad childhood. Big deal. 953 01:17:54,770 --> 01:17:57,570 I don't need your sympathy, 'cause I'm here, 954 01:17:57,610 --> 01:17:59,650 and I'm living on my two feet like I wanted to. 955 01:17:59,730 --> 01:18:02,190 That was my dream. 956 01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:05,360 And at least I did it with a little bit of dignity. 957 01:18:07,370 --> 01:18:10,160 And I didn't. That's it? 958 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:12,460 Well, just unbutton the blouse a little and unzip the pants, 959 01:18:12,580 --> 01:18:15,170 show a little bit offish, I think you can figure it out. 960 01:18:19,750 --> 01:18:24,220 Go on in. Your fans are waitin' for ya to crawl on a bar. 961 01:18:42,940 --> 01:18:46,860 I told you not to break the rules. 962 01:18:46,910 --> 01:18:49,120 What are you talking about? 963 01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:51,990 I'm talking about you and your boyfriend making a scene in my bar. 964 01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:54,910 I'm talking about a friend of mine inside with a broken nose. 965 01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:58,630 The rules were simple, Jersey. I've fired girls for a lot less. 966 01:18:58,750 --> 01:19:01,800 What, so I can't have a boyfriend now? What kind of stupid shit is that? 967 01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:04,510 Hey! This place is my home, 968 01:19:04,630 --> 01:19:07,590 and I'm not willing to risk everything I have on your personal life. 969 01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:09,800 It's business, plain and simple. 970 01:19:09,850 --> 01:19:13,350 This is not business. I worked my ass off for you, and you're supposed to be my friend. 971 01:19:13,430 --> 01:19:18,560 I never said I was your friend. I'm your boss, and you knew the rules like everybody else. 972 01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:22,530 Will you stop... with "the rules"? It's a bar, for Christ's sake! 973 01:19:27,530 --> 01:19:29,620 Then what are you so upset about? 974 01:20:58,090 --> 01:21:01,580 Oh, my God. Give me a bite. I'm starving. 975 01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:08,590 - Mmm, thank you. - How does it feel to be Mrs. Molinaro? 976 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:13,840 You know, I think he was a perfect choice for my first marriage. 977 01:21:15,930 --> 01:21:18,930 Hey, Gloria. 978 01:21:18,980 --> 01:21:22,600 Thanks for inviting me, uh.. 979 01:21:22,650 --> 01:21:25,560 I gotta go to work. I'm on graveyard tonight. 980 01:21:25,610 --> 01:21:28,860 - Thank you, Mr. Sanford. - Yeah, well, it's not worth a hug, dear. 981 01:21:28,940 --> 01:21:31,780 - It's only 50 bucks. - Aw. 982 01:21:31,860 --> 01:21:35,950 - Your old man's a ten, Vi. - Eleven, some days a twelve. 983 01:21:37,830 --> 01:21:40,330 Well, it's a beautiful wedding. 984 01:21:40,410 --> 01:21:44,080 No, you can't go. I just want one picture of you and Violet dancing together. Come on. 985 01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:51,130 Okay. Come on. Smile. 986 01:22:01,350 --> 01:22:02,980 Are you really working, or are you leaving because of me? 987 01:22:04,100 --> 01:22:06,610 You know I don't like to wear a tie. 988 01:22:14,030 --> 01:22:18,030 So this is how it's gonna be? You're not gonna return my phone calls? 989 01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:21,540 If you needed money, you should have come to me. 990 01:22:21,660 --> 01:22:23,910 I would have found a way to take care of you. 991 01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:26,750 Dad, you can't even take care of yourself. 992 01:22:26,830 --> 01:22:30,210 Hey, I am doing just fine on my own, thank you very much. 993 01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:32,920 Oh, really? So how come you're not wearing any socks? 994 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,850 I had a minor disagreement with a clothes dryer. 995 01:22:44,190 --> 01:22:47,310 Just face it, Dad. You need me. 996 01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:51,400 And I moved out, and that's what bothers you. 997 01:22:56,450 --> 01:22:59,120 What bothers me... 998 01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:02,750 is, for the first time in my life, 999 01:23:02,870 --> 01:23:05,120 I was ashamed of you. 1000 01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:07,330 I would have never thought that would ever have been possible. 1001 01:23:21,010 --> 01:23:23,430 Hey, it's me. Leave a message after the beep. 1002 01:23:23,470 --> 01:23:25,430 Violet? 1003 01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:28,650 I've just finished work, and in a few hours... 1004 01:23:28,770 --> 01:23:31,690 I'm going to unload three disgusting fish trucks. 1005 01:23:31,770 --> 01:23:34,280 I thought maybe you'd like to come and give me a hand. 1006 01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:36,950 - But you're not in. - Okay, okay, okay. I'm coming. I'm coming. 1007 01:23:37,070 --> 01:23:41,080 Or you're not picking up, so I'll call back... 1008 01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:46,370 because I'm hoping one day you... will wanna talk. 1009 01:23:46,410 --> 01:23:49,420 - Kevin? Hello? 1010 01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:07,810 Kevin? Hello? It's me. 1011 01:24:07,850 --> 01:24:11,520 - I'm here. - Is this Violet Sanford? 1012 01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:14,940 I'm calling from Riverview Medical Center. 1013 01:24:14,980 --> 01:24:19,570 We have a patient here by the name of William James Sanford. Is that your father? 1014 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:28,410 Violet Sanford? 1015 01:24:28,460 --> 01:24:32,130 Your dad's in recovery right now. 1016 01:24:32,250 --> 01:24:34,800 The car struck him on his right side when he was walking to the booth. 1017 01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:38,470 His right leg is broken, and there was some arterial damage we had to go in and repair. 1018 01:24:38,590 --> 01:24:41,090 But other than that, it's just a lot of bumps and bruises. 1019 01:24:41,140 --> 01:24:43,350 I'd say he's a pretty lucky guy. 1020 01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:46,850 Violet? 1021 01:24:46,930 --> 01:24:50,560 I told you, don't come down here. It's your wedding night. 1022 01:24:50,650 --> 01:24:56,280 Oh, are you kidding? Danny's been in my family for five minutes. 1023 01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:59,490 You've been in my family my whole life. 1024 01:25:30,730 --> 01:25:34,610 Mmm, I'm sorry. 1025 01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:41,700 I love you... so much. 1026 01:25:44,740 --> 01:25:47,330 I never did thank you for the dance. 1027 01:25:49,540 --> 01:25:51,500 That's okay. 1028 01:25:51,620 --> 01:25:53,540 That's all right. 1029 01:26:19,230 --> 01:26:22,320 My tapes. 1030 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:36,040 Come on. Just call him. Just pick up the phone and call him. 1031 01:26:42,130 --> 01:26:45,130 Don't call him. 1032 01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:50,510 Told you. This place is a palace. 1033 01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:53,310 It's pretty late. Are you sure you wanna do this now? 1034 01:26:53,390 --> 01:26:57,060 Well, here's my door. No turning back now. Come on in. 1035 01:26:58,440 --> 01:27:01,530 Oh, you're so right. This place is a palace. 1036 01:27:01,650 --> 01:27:06,610 - Would I lie to you? - This is a great idea. I'm so glad- 1037 01:27:07,820 --> 01:27:10,490 Nice strong pulse. 1038 01:27:10,530 --> 01:27:13,700 Don't look at me like that. I'm a sick man. 1039 01:27:13,830 --> 01:27:16,210 You can eat whatever you want now, but when we go back home, 1040 01:27:16,330 --> 01:27:18,750 it's egg whites and Lean Cuisines. 1041 01:27:18,830 --> 01:27:22,170 - I'll see you later, Bill. - Wait a minute. 1042 01:27:22,260 --> 01:27:25,720 What do you mean, "until we go home"? 1043 01:27:27,260 --> 01:27:29,970 I'm moving back. 1044 01:27:31,100 --> 01:27:35,310 I couldn't do it. I couldn't sing my songs. 1045 01:27:35,390 --> 01:27:39,360 I was afraid. 1046 01:27:41,770 --> 01:27:44,440 Do you know why Mommy quit? 1047 01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:49,280 Yeah, she told me.. 'cause she couldn't do it. 1048 01:27:49,370 --> 01:27:52,540 No, that's not it. 1049 01:27:53,740 --> 01:27:57,540 She wasn't afraid, Vi. 1050 01:27:57,580 --> 01:28:02,000 Your mother on stage- Oh, she was amazing. 1051 01:28:03,250 --> 01:28:05,170 Then why did she quit? 1052 01:28:06,470 --> 01:28:08,380 Because of me. 1053 01:28:10,050 --> 01:28:14,220 Right after you were born, she told me she wanted to quit, 1054 01:28:14,270 --> 01:28:17,730 and I let her. 1055 01:28:20,230 --> 01:28:24,690 See, I knew how good she was, but I never told her. 1056 01:28:26,940 --> 01:28:30,360 I loved her... 1057 01:28:30,490 --> 01:28:32,740 more than anything. 1058 01:28:32,780 --> 01:28:36,120 And I just went on and pretended that there was no other choice. 1059 01:28:38,330 --> 01:28:41,130 - Dad, it's okay. - No, it's not okay. 1060 01:28:41,250 --> 01:28:45,000 I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice. You're not goin' back to work for Pete. 1061 01:28:45,050 --> 01:28:49,550 I don't care what it takes. I don't care how many bars you have to stand on. 1062 01:28:49,630 --> 01:28:52,720 You are not comin' home. I'm not letting you back in the house. 1063 01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:56,020 Forget it. 1064 01:29:05,650 --> 01:29:06,980 Are you wearing cologne? 1065 01:29:09,150 --> 01:29:13,070 Oh, well, it's just a... splash of Old Spice. 1066 01:29:14,330 --> 01:29:16,290 Where did you get Old Spice? 1067 01:29:16,410 --> 01:29:20,620 That nice redheaded nurse gave it to me as a gift. 1068 01:29:20,670 --> 01:29:22,920 Then she asked me out for coffee. 1069 01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:25,170 I'm scared. 1070 01:29:25,250 --> 01:29:27,170 Are you gonna go on a date? 1071 01:29:27,260 --> 01:29:29,170 God, a date. 1072 01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:32,590 I better buy a pair of socks. 1073 01:29:45,190 --> 01:29:48,730 Okay. Come on in here. Watch out for the- Okay. Okay. 1074 01:30:29,980 --> 01:30:33,610 Okay if I eat here at the bar? 1075 01:30:33,690 --> 01:30:37,610 Do you have a reservation? 1076 01:30:37,660 --> 01:30:42,080 It's under, um, "cast-iron heartless bitch." 1077 01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:45,000 Could it be under "stubborn and pigheaded"? 1078 01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:48,620 Yes. That's the one. 1079 01:30:48,750 --> 01:30:51,130 I'll have a double water on the rocks, please. 1080 01:30:53,250 --> 01:30:56,130 - How'd you find me? - Cammie. 1081 01:30:56,170 --> 01:30:59,840 She told me about your pop. I'm sorry to hear about that. 1082 01:30:59,890 --> 01:31:01,800 He's okay. 1083 01:31:01,930 --> 01:31:03,810 Good. 1084 01:31:04,930 --> 01:31:08,140 - So am I. - Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. 1085 01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:12,310 What's good to eat here? 1086 01:31:12,440 --> 01:31:15,900 Lil, you didn't come here to eat. What do you want? 1087 01:31:19,660 --> 01:31:21,620 'Kay. 1088 01:31:24,330 --> 01:31:28,330 I just wanted to let you know you can come back to the bar whenever you want. 1089 01:31:30,370 --> 01:31:35,500 - I appreciate the offer, but I'm okay here. - I figured that. 1090 01:31:35,535 --> 01:31:38,170 You were never a lifer. 1091 01:31:38,260 --> 01:31:41,340 I'm married to that bar. Hell, I'd, uh.. 1092 01:31:41,390 --> 01:31:45,680 I'd sleep there if I had the guts to walk around barefoot. 1093 01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:48,230 But that's me, you know? 1094 01:31:48,350 --> 01:31:51,350 I'm the original Coyote.. 1095 01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:54,940 just a small town gal trying to make it in the big bad city. 1096 01:31:56,230 --> 01:31:58,490 "Small town gal"? 1097 01:32:00,910 --> 01:32:02,820 Piedmont, North Dakota. 1098 01:32:05,450 --> 01:32:08,450 You ever tell anyone that, I'll kill ya. 1099 01:32:09,910 --> 01:32:12,920 Take care, Jersey. 1100 01:32:14,540 --> 01:32:18,260 You have one new message. 1101 01:32:20,380 --> 01:32:22,390 I have one message in eight hours. How pathetic am I? 1102 01:32:22,430 --> 01:32:25,430 Violet, this is Lyndsey Morgan from the Bowery Ballroom. 1103 01:32:25,510 --> 01:32:27,720 Listen, we loved your CD, 1104 01:32:27,770 --> 01:32:31,640 and we want you to play in our songwriter's showcase next Sunday night. 1105 01:32:31,690 --> 01:32:35,560 You're on at 10:00sharp. So drop your music by the club, 1106 01:32:35,610 --> 01:32:37,570 and the house band can learn your song. 1107 01:32:37,650 --> 01:32:41,650 Now if you have any questions, don't be afraid to give me a shout. See ya Sunday. 1108 01:32:41,700 --> 01:32:44,570 - Here are the keys to the apartment. It's all yours. - Thank you. 1109 01:32:44,660 --> 01:32:48,080 I can't thank you enough for subleasing me this place. You don't know how long I looked. 1110 01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:50,120 And when is your boyfriend moving in? 1111 01:32:50,200 --> 01:32:53,580 He's actually coming in tomorrow from Boston. 1112 01:32:53,620 --> 01:32:57,960 It's historic, guys. This is the first night I've closed early in three years. 1113 01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:00,720 Ta-da. Will you hang that outside for me? 1114 01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:02,720 Hey, Lou, you got that number I asked you about? 1115 01:33:02,800 --> 01:33:05,260 So why are you moving to Chicago? 1116 01:33:05,340 --> 01:33:08,260 I'll figure that out when I get there. 1117 01:33:12,310 --> 01:33:16,480 - Hello. - Hey, do yourself a favor and look at page 137 of The Voice. 1118 01:33:16,560 --> 01:33:20,610 I can't believe your name is in the paper. I'm gettin' this framed. 1119 01:33:20,690 --> 01:33:24,070 Dad, if you're not ready in five minutes, I'm gonna leave without you. 1120 01:33:24,160 --> 01:33:26,950 Keep your pants on, will ya? I'm physically challenged. 1121 01:33:30,120 --> 01:33:32,410 I only got three rolls of film. I hope that's enough. 1122 01:33:32,460 --> 01:33:34,790 Dad, I'm only singing one song. 1123 01:33:34,830 --> 01:33:36,830 Right. Better go get another one. 1124 01:33:38,790 --> 01:33:40,760 Hey, Bill. 1125 01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:43,260 My kid's singing tonight at some club in the city. 1126 01:33:43,380 --> 01:33:47,010 She's a little nervous. Hey, maybe you can give us a one, two, three for luck. 1127 01:33:47,090 --> 01:33:50,470 You got it. All right, let's give it up for Bill Sanford's daughter. 1128 01:33:50,510 --> 01:33:54,480 Light 'em up. One, two, three. 1129 01:33:57,480 --> 01:34:01,030 Oh, look, Vi. 1130 01:34:01,070 --> 01:34:03,610 I can't do this. 1131 01:34:03,690 --> 01:34:06,570 Jesus! 1132 01:34:06,610 --> 01:34:10,280 Did I mention to you that I was recently in a horrific car accident? 1133 01:34:10,410 --> 01:34:12,950 I can't do this. I gotta go back. 1134 01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:15,210 Violet, listen to me. Are you listening? 1135 01:34:15,330 --> 01:34:18,290 You have nothing to be afraid of. You're already a star. 1136 01:34:18,330 --> 01:34:21,710 - Dad, what are you talking about? I'm a nobody. - If you're such anybody, 1137 01:34:21,750 --> 01:34:24,670 then why did I buy this off Pete for 20 bucks? 1138 01:34:26,880 --> 01:34:31,680 - Why do you have that? - I saw it on the wall, decided I wanted the first autograph. 1139 01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:34,645 I figured it'd be a damn good investment. 1140 01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:37,270 Now what are you waiting for? I didn't spend three months in physical therapy... 1141 01:34:37,350 --> 01:34:40,060 just to take a ride to the state line, you got me? 1142 01:34:40,110 --> 01:34:44,490 - Yeah, I got ya. - So what do you say, Vi? How about another U-ey? 1143 01:34:48,570 --> 01:34:52,280 You guys call in a one, two, three! Now, let's do it again. 1144 01:34:52,330 --> 01:34:54,450 This time I wanna feel chills! 1145 01:34:54,500 --> 01:34:58,620 There goes Bill again. He's back for seconds. Come on now! Let's give him all we got! 1146 01:34:58,670 --> 01:35:02,040 Let's go! 1147 01:35:02,090 --> 01:35:05,010 The only reason why I came down here tonight is to see her fall on her face. 1148 01:35:05,130 --> 01:35:07,680 Oh, take it easy, Rachel. It's supposed to be a nice night out. 1149 01:35:07,720 --> 01:35:09,840 - Excuse me. - I'm cool. Don't worry about me. 1150 01:35:09,890 --> 01:35:13,220 - Hi. Good evening, ladies. Can I help you? - No. 1151 01:35:13,260 --> 01:35:15,850 It's packed, Lyndsey. The house band has been on for 15 minutes. 1152 01:35:15,930 --> 01:35:17,850 If she's not here in five, she's bumped. 1153 01:35:17,940 --> 01:35:21,110 Jesus! 1154 01:35:21,230 --> 01:35:24,070 Uh, now that we're here, I'm feeling a little nervous. 1155 01:35:24,150 --> 01:35:26,610 Thank you, Mr. Sanford. 1156 01:35:26,690 --> 01:35:29,860 Oh, oh, probably just carsick. 1157 01:35:29,910 --> 01:35:32,830 Forget I mentioned it. I'm fine. Have a great show. 1158 01:35:34,990 --> 01:35:37,660 Vi. 1159 01:35:37,710 --> 01:35:40,920 Get your butt in there. Come on. We're right behind you. 1160 01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:43,250 Break a leg, sweetie. 1161 01:35:45,210 --> 01:35:47,130 Ladies and gentlemen, 1162 01:35:47,210 --> 01:35:52,600 making her Bowery Ballroom debut, Miss Violet Sanford! 1163 01:36:16,740 --> 01:36:19,330 I'm sorry. 1164 01:37:53,800 --> 01:37:56,390 - Come on, baby. Shake it! - Hey, pinhead. 1165 01:37:56,510 --> 01:37:58,430 - That's not long enough, baby! Now shake it! 1166 01:37:58,510 --> 01:38:01,930 Come on. Don't do it, Rach. He's a big guy, and you're still on probation. 1167 01:38:01,970 --> 01:38:04,890 Don't worry. Those classes are really paying off. 1168 01:38:42,180 --> 01:38:46,940 Okay. Let's give a big Coyote welcome to LeAnn Rimes. 1169 01:38:56,320 --> 01:39:00,200 So tell me, what do you do when you realize that all your dreams have come true? 1170 01:39:00,280 --> 01:39:03,080 You pay off old debts. 1171 01:39:05,500 --> 01:39:07,830 Volume 129. 1172 01:39:07,870 --> 01:39:12,920 The original appearance of the Punisher. The one I cost you. 1173 01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:14,800 Thank you. 1174 01:39:24,220 --> 01:39:28,440 Lil, don't think your new girl's gonna hack it. 1175 01:39:31,560 --> 01:39:33,820 Jersey! Jersey! Jersey! 1176 01:39:38,070 --> 01:39:42,030 Jersey! Jersey! Jersey! Jersey! 1177 01:40:05,060 --> 01:40:08,680 Okay. In true Coyote tradition, I'm gonna make every woman's night... 1178 01:40:08,810 --> 01:40:12,230 and auction off the most handsome little hottie in the place. 1179 01:40:12,310 --> 01:40:14,730 Violet, come on. You can't do this to me again. 1180 01:40:14,770 --> 01:40:19,240 Here he is, girls. 1181 01:40:19,360 --> 01:40:21,230 Come on, Dad! 1182 01:40:23,070 --> 01:40:25,660 Okay, ladies. The bidding will start at $25. 1183 01:40:28,740 --> 01:40:30,290 See, nobody wants to do this. What are getting me into? 1184 01:40:30,370 --> 01:40:32,500 $25! 1185 01:40:32,580 --> 01:40:36,340 You said you wanted a more active social life. Come on, girls. 1186 01:40:36,460 --> 01:40:38,510 There's a lot of miles left on these tires. 1187 01:40:38,630 --> 01:40:42,180 - $50! - Come on, Dad. Strut your stuff. 1188 01:40:43,260 --> 01:40:44,300 Seventy-five! 1189 01:40:54,560 --> 01:40:57,570 Take some of it off! 1190 01:41:00,400 --> 01:41:03,490 Okay, put- put some of it on. 1191 01:41:03,570 --> 01:41:07,030 Yeah, baby! 1192 01:41:08,560 --> 01:41:10,660 - I'm going 80! - Ninety-five! 1193 01:41:16,710 --> 01:41:18,210 Yeah! All right, Jersey! 1194 01:41:18,250 --> 01:41:20,420 $98.50! 1195 01:41:22,460 --> 01:41:24,180 A hundred! 1196 01:41:27,100 --> 01:41:29,470 - $150! - Sold! 1197 01:41:33,640 --> 01:41:35,770 Hey, I'm a Coyote! 1198 01:41:35,860 --> 01:41:38,570 Well, your father has no problem with stage fright. 1199 01:41:42,700 --> 01:41:44,700 - So tell me, 1200 01:41:44,780 --> 01:41:49,290 what do you do when you realize all your dreams have come true? 1201 02:41:49,291 --> 02:41:50,291 [ENGLISH]