1 00:00:11,558 --> 00:00:15,016 The earth 2 00:00:15,095 --> 00:00:17,757 Is in a blaze 3 00:00:19,099 --> 00:00:22,398 The world 4 00:00:22,769 --> 00:00:25,704 Is in a maze 5 00:00:26,973 --> 00:00:30,101 The way 6 00:00:30,177 --> 00:00:33,442 Of life today 7 00:00:34,147 --> 00:00:37,344 Is strange and odd 8 00:00:38,418 --> 00:00:40,682 What happened 9 00:00:41,688 --> 00:00:45,749 Across the sea 10 00:00:45,826 --> 00:00:49,023 May come 11 00:00:49,096 --> 00:00:53,533 To you and me 12 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:56,125 Whoa. come 13 00:00:57,237 --> 00:01:01,037 Let us go back 14 00:01:01,108 --> 00:01:02,905 To God 15 00:01:02,976 --> 00:01:04,637 Go back 16 00:01:04,711 --> 00:01:07,305 - To God - Oh. come on 17 00:01:07,381 --> 00:01:09,349 Let's go back to God 18 00:01:09,416 --> 00:01:13,250 - Let us go back - Let's go back to God 19 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:16,756 - Come on - Let's go back to God 20 00:01:16,957 --> 00:01:20,415 - Let us go back - Let's go back to God 21 00:01:20,494 --> 00:01:23,759 - I know the way - Let's go back to God 22 00:01:23,964 --> 00:01:27,627 - Without my Lord - Let's go back to God 23 00:01:27,701 --> 00:01:31,467 - It's mighty hard - Let's go back to God 24 00:01:31,538 --> 00:01:34,974 - Whoa. yeah - Let's go back to God 25 00:01:35,041 --> 00:01:38,602 - That I know the path - Let's go back to God 26 00:01:38,678 --> 00:01:42,671 - Wander path. yeah - Let's go back to God 27 00:01:42,783 --> 00:01:45,775 - Left his mark - Let's go back to God 28 00:01:46,019 --> 00:01:49,477 - Of hallowed troughs - Let's go back to God 29 00:01:49,589 --> 00:01:53,582 - Come on. yes - Let's go back to God 30 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:56,754 - Let us go back - Let's go back to God 31 00:01:56,830 --> 00:02:01,290 - Go back to God - Come. let us go back 32 00:02:01,368 --> 00:02:03,359 To God 33 00:02:32,666 --> 00:02:34,224 Uh! 34 00:02:34,301 --> 00:02:37,134 Oh... Afternoon, Mrs. Munson. 35 00:02:37,204 --> 00:02:39,069 Afternoon, Sheriff. 36 00:02:39,139 --> 00:02:42,438 - You know the Funthes boy? - Um... 37 00:02:42,509 --> 00:02:43,703 Mackatee Funthes? 38 00:02:43,777 --> 00:02:46,245 Oh, no, not him. Weemack. 39 00:02:46,313 --> 00:02:49,305 - Mackatee's eldest. - Oh, yeah... 40 00:02:49,382 --> 00:02:52,476 - I don't believe I do. - Well, he's a good boy and all, 41 00:02:52,586 --> 00:02:56,579 but he done gone down to the Costco in Pascagoula and got hisself a blaster. 42 00:02:56,690 --> 00:02:59,523 - What? - And he been playing that music. 43 00:02:59,593 --> 00:03:01,493 - Well, if you want, you know, I could... - Loud! 44 00:03:01,561 --> 00:03:04,962 - Well, I could go talk to him if you... - "Left My Wallet in El Segundo." 45 00:03:05,031 --> 00:03:07,124 - He left his wallet? - Hippity-hop music! 46 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,498 You know, they calls it hippity-hop music, 47 00:03:09,569 --> 00:03:12,629 but it don't make me want to go hippity-hop. 48 00:03:12,706 --> 00:03:14,173 Hm. 49 00:03:14,241 --> 00:03:17,005 And Othar don't like that music neither. 50 00:03:18,879 --> 00:03:23,748 - It's been disturbin' Othar then, has it? - Well, how could it help but do? 51 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:26,648 "Left My Wallet in El Segundo"! 52 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:30,315 And, Sheriff, do you know what they call colored folks in them songs? 53 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:33,018 Have you got any idea? 54 00:03:33,093 --> 00:03:36,529 - No, ma'am, I don't think... - Niggers! 55 00:03:36,596 --> 00:03:39,656 I don't even want to say the word. Now, I won't say it twice, 56 00:03:39,733 --> 00:03:42,702 - I can tell you that. I say it one time... - Yes, ma'am. 57 00:03:42,769 --> 00:03:44,634 ...in the course of swearin' down my complaint. 58 00:03:44,704 --> 00:03:46,001 - Yes'm. - Niggers! 59 00:03:46,072 --> 00:03:47,835 Mm-mm-mm! 60 00:03:47,908 --> 00:03:52,504 2000 years after Jesus! 30 years after Martin Luther King! 61 00:03:52,579 --> 00:03:54,672 The age of Montel! 62 00:03:54,748 --> 00:03:56,215 - Mm-mm-mm! - Sweet lord of mercy, 63 00:03:56,316 --> 00:03:58,716 - is that where we at? - Mm-hm. 64 00:03:58,785 --> 00:04:01,549 Weemack down to Pascagoula and gettin' hisself 65 00:04:01,621 --> 00:04:05,523 a big ol' thumpety stereo so he can listen to that trash! 66 00:04:05,592 --> 00:04:08,789 - Sheriff, you got to help that boy. - You want me to help him? 67 00:04:08,862 --> 00:04:12,298 Extend that helpin' hand. Show an interest. 68 00:04:12,365 --> 00:04:15,129 - Well, we're here to help. - Well, God bless you for that. 69 00:04:15,201 --> 00:04:17,465 You don't want to be tried and found wantin'. 70 00:04:17,537 --> 00:04:19,300 - No, ma'am. - No, many, many done 71 00:04:19,372 --> 00:04:24,503 tunkalow parzen, Sheriff. Many, many done tunkalow parzen. 72 00:04:24,578 --> 00:04:26,307 Many what, ma'am? 73 00:04:26,379 --> 00:04:30,713 You been tried and found wantin'! You don't want that writin' on the wall. 74 00:04:30,951 --> 00:04:32,578 Oh, no, ma'am. Don't want that on the wall. 75 00:04:32,686 --> 00:04:35,177 - Feast of Balthazar. - Yeah, that sounds good. 76 00:04:35,288 --> 00:04:40,419 The apostle John said, "Behold, there's a stranger in our midst... 77 00:04:40,493 --> 00:04:43,587 ...come to destroy us." - Yes, ma'am. 78 00:04:43,663 --> 00:04:50,262 Come. let us go back... 79 00:04:50,337 --> 00:04:53,795 ...to God go back 80 00:04:53,873 --> 00:04:58,708 - Oh. come on - Let's go back to God 81 00:04:58,778 --> 00:05:02,339 - Let us go back - Let's go back to God 82 00:05:02,449 --> 00:05:06,442 - Come on - Let's go back to God 83 00:05:06,553 --> 00:05:09,613 - Let us go back - Let's go back to God 84 00:05:09,723 --> 00:05:13,454 - Come on. yes! - Let's go back to God 85 00:05:13,526 --> 00:05:16,017 - Let us go back - Let's go back 86 00:05:16,096 --> 00:05:20,999 - To God - Go back to God 87 00:05:21,067 --> 00:05:24,332 Do you need somethin' to eat, angel? 88 00:05:25,672 --> 00:05:30,371 Othar, I went and complained about Weemack today. 89 00:05:30,443 --> 00:05:33,378 Don't know if it'll do any good. 90 00:05:33,446 --> 00:05:37,280 That boy hangin' by a thread. Over the pit. 91 00:05:37,384 --> 00:05:43,152 Fiery pit! "Left My Wallet in El Segundo." 92 00:05:44,124 --> 00:05:46,092 Ooh! 93 00:05:47,293 --> 00:05:50,751 67 years of life. 94 00:05:50,997 --> 00:05:54,228 46 years of marriage. 95 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:58,566 You mean to tell me you never once suffered from piles? 96 00:05:58,638 --> 00:06:01,573 Well, it's the human condition. 97 00:06:01,641 --> 00:06:03,905 Most humans, anyhow. 98 00:06:03,977 --> 00:06:08,937 Like that ballplayer said, "The world's got two kind of folks." 99 00:06:09,049 --> 00:06:13,577 "Them that's got the piles and them that's goin' get 'em." 100 00:06:13,687 --> 00:06:16,485 But you always was healthy as a ox. 101 00:06:16,556 --> 00:06:20,322 Passed on 'fore you could get the piles. Mm-hm. 102 00:06:20,393 --> 00:06:23,760 Ooh, thank the Lord you never was sick. 103 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:30,065 I just want to pass away nice and peaceful. 104 00:06:30,136 --> 00:06:34,664 Go to sleep one night, wake up in the glory land! Whoo! 105 00:06:55,195 --> 00:06:57,663 Pickles! 106 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:04,001 - Go fetch Pickles! - Pickles? 107 00:07:04,871 --> 00:07:09,399 Oh, he's up that tree again! You'd better shimmy on up. 108 00:07:09,476 --> 00:07:12,172 Well, I do apologize, madam, but... 109 00:07:12,245 --> 00:07:15,180 won't the feline eventually tire of his lonely perch 110 00:07:15,281 --> 00:07:18,182 and, pining for his master's affection, return on his own initiative? 111 00:07:18,251 --> 00:07:24,622 Uh, the point being, must we actually ascend the tree? 112 00:07:24,691 --> 00:07:27,353 Look, I don't want no doubletalk. 113 00:07:27,427 --> 00:07:30,328 Now, if you not gon' fetch him, I guess I gotta call the police. 114 00:07:30,396 --> 00:07:33,058 - Police? - And they not goin' be happy. 115 00:07:33,133 --> 00:07:37,627 Every time they have to fetch him, they swear they'll never do it no more. 116 00:07:37,704 --> 00:07:41,265 No need to call the authorities, madam. 117 00:07:41,341 --> 00:07:44,105 I did this often as a child. 118 00:07:44,177 --> 00:07:47,635 I was a positive lemur. Here, kitty! 119 00:07:47,714 --> 00:07:51,150 - Oh, don't upset him now! - I wouldn't think of it, madam. 120 00:07:51,217 --> 00:07:56,120 Harmless little Felix domesticus. 121 00:07:56,189 --> 00:07:59,386 Here, Kitty. Come to G.H. 122 00:07:59,459 --> 00:08:04,556 Come, come. Here, kitty. Here, kitty. 123 00:08:04,631 --> 00:08:06,292 Come, come, come. No, no, no. 124 00:08:06,366 --> 00:08:08,197 That's not how Sheriff Wyner do it. 125 00:08:08,268 --> 00:08:10,065 Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come, come, come. 126 00:08:12,038 --> 00:08:14,029 Come to the professor. 127 00:08:15,642 --> 00:08:17,837 Yes. Y... Ah! 128 00:08:25,685 --> 00:08:29,644 Uh... thank you, madam, for your act of kindness. 129 00:08:29,756 --> 00:08:32,350 - Well, you let him out. - I certainly did, 130 00:08:32,425 --> 00:08:35,087 and for that I apologize no end. 131 00:08:35,161 --> 00:08:39,564 Allow me to present myself, um, formally. 132 00:08:39,632 --> 00:08:43,068 Goldthwait Higginson Dorr, Ph.D. 133 00:08:44,571 --> 00:08:46,232 Like Elmer? 134 00:08:46,306 --> 00:08:48,604 - I beg your pardon, ma'am? - Fudd. 135 00:08:50,510 --> 00:08:55,607 No, no, Ph.D. is a mark of academic attainment 136 00:08:55,715 --> 00:08:59,651 bestowed, in my case, in recognition of my mastery of the antique languages 137 00:08:59,752 --> 00:09:00,980 of Latin and Greek. 138 00:09:01,054 --> 00:09:04,490 I also hold a number of other advanced degrees, including the baccalaureate 139 00:09:04,557 --> 00:09:07,424 from a school in Paris, France, called the Sorbonne. 140 00:09:07,493 --> 00:09:11,827 Sore bone. Well, that fits. 141 00:09:11,898 --> 00:09:14,731 You ever study at Bob Jones University? 142 00:09:14,801 --> 00:09:16,291 I have not had that privilege. 143 00:09:16,369 --> 00:09:20,066 Oh, that's a Bible school. Only the finest in the country. 144 00:09:20,139 --> 00:09:22,573 - I send 'em $5 every month. - That is very generous... 145 00:09:22,642 --> 00:09:25,634 - I'm on the mailin' list! I'm a Angel. - Are you? Yes. 146 00:09:25,879 --> 00:09:29,076 Oh, they list my name in the newsletter every issue. 147 00:09:29,182 --> 00:09:32,276 - Do they? - Oh, I got the literature right over here, 148 00:09:32,385 --> 00:09:35,149 - if you'd like to examine it... - Perhaps when my head has 149 00:09:35,221 --> 00:09:38,452 recovered from its, uh... uh, buffeting. 150 00:09:38,524 --> 00:09:41,516 Mrs. Munson, are you at all curious 151 00:09:41,594 --> 00:09:46,395 as to why I darkened your door, as the expression would have it, 152 00:09:46,466 --> 00:09:50,027 on this lovely, lovely camellia-scented morn? 153 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:52,936 Well, I was wonderin' till you let Pickles out. 154 00:09:53,006 --> 00:09:55,440 - I quite understand. - Then in all the excitement... 155 00:09:55,508 --> 00:10:01,469 The fact is, I saw the sign in your window advertising a room to let? 156 00:10:01,547 --> 00:10:04,482 And there are no other such signs among the houses 157 00:10:04,550 --> 00:10:08,646 - on this charming, charming street. - Yeah, I got a room. 158 00:10:08,755 --> 00:10:12,714 $15 a week. I'm lookin' for a quiet tenant. 159 00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:17,524 Madam, you are addressing a man who is quiet 160 00:10:17,597 --> 00:10:24,196 and yet not quiet. If I may offer a riddle. 161 00:10:24,871 --> 00:10:29,535 I am currently on sabbatical from the institution where I teach, 162 00:10:29,609 --> 00:10:32,009 the University of Mississippi at Hattiesburg. 163 00:10:32,078 --> 00:10:35,639 I am takin' a year off to indulge my passion, 164 00:10:35,748 --> 00:10:37,579 and I do not believe that is too strong a word, 165 00:10:37,684 --> 00:10:40,482 - for the music of the Renaissance. - Mm-hm. 166 00:10:40,553 --> 00:10:44,580 I perform in, and have the honor of directing, a period-instrument ensemble 167 00:10:44,691 --> 00:10:47,751 that performs at Renaissance Fairs and other cultural fora 168 00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:50,022 throughout central and southern Mississippi. 169 00:10:50,096 --> 00:10:55,898 We perform on the instruments for which the music was originally composed. 170 00:10:55,969 --> 00:10:58,836 Now, wait a minute. You got some kind of band? 171 00:10:59,038 --> 00:11:05,500 Oh, no. The word "band" would be, in this context, something of a misnomer. 172 00:11:05,578 --> 00:11:09,344 Though we do play together, hence the word "ensemble", 173 00:11:09,449 --> 00:11:12,179 the nature of the music is such that, 174 00:11:12,285 --> 00:11:16,619 well, one would hesitate to apply the epithet "band" 175 00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:20,284 - with connotations of janglin' rhythms. - So y'all ain't playin' no hippity-hop? 176 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:25,059 "I Left My Wallet in El Segundo". Songs with the titles spelled all funny? 177 00:11:25,131 --> 00:11:34,904 Oh, no, no. We play music that has been composed to the greater glory of God. 178 00:11:36,409 --> 00:11:40,539 Devotional music. Church music. 179 00:11:40,613 --> 00:11:42,012 Gospel music? 180 00:11:42,115 --> 00:11:45,482 Well, inspired by the gospel, certainly. 181 00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:48,987 The vintage, of course, is no more recent than the Rococo. 182 00:11:49,088 --> 00:11:52,785 Rococo, huh? Well, I guess that'd be OK. 183 00:11:52,859 --> 00:11:57,421 But I don't propose to inflict our rehearsals on you. 184 00:11:57,497 --> 00:12:02,594 May I inquire, do you have a root cellar? 185 00:12:04,704 --> 00:12:08,435 Ah... Yes. 186 00:12:09,909 --> 00:12:13,401 Yes, yes. 187 00:12:13,479 --> 00:12:16,505 This looks promising. 188 00:12:16,616 --> 00:12:17,742 A little dank, ain't it? 189 00:12:17,850 --> 00:12:21,342 Indeed. That only improves the acoustics. 190 00:12:29,762 --> 00:12:31,195 Marvelous. 191 00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:35,693 Yes. Ah! 192 00:12:35,768 --> 00:12:39,704 Oh, these earthen walls are ideal for baffling 193 00:12:39,772 --> 00:12:45,301 the higher registers of the, uh... lute or sackbut. 194 00:12:48,815 --> 00:12:52,615 That is why so much music of the cinquecento was played in crypts 195 00:12:52,685 --> 00:12:56,212 and catacombs. This is ideal. This is perfect. This is more than perfect. 196 00:12:56,322 --> 00:13:01,726 - I can scarcely contain my glee. - Oh, you containin' it OK. 197 00:13:05,631 --> 00:13:09,032 You gotta peel this shit out, man. Sometimes it stick to the bottom. 198 00:13:09,102 --> 00:13:12,503 Hey, this shit smells like piles. 199 00:13:12,572 --> 00:13:14,631 You wouldn't even believe this, man. Even out here on the casino floor 200 00:13:14,707 --> 00:13:17,642 you gonna find goddamn mercy pads, Tucks... 201 00:13:17,710 --> 00:13:20,440 I don't know what the fuck people be doin' here while they gamblin'. 202 00:13:20,513 --> 00:13:24,643 Man, I ain't peelin' no funky shit with my human hands. 203 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,218 That ain't nothin' but a prescription for diseases and viruses 204 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,515 - and shit attackin' your fuckin' insides. - Oh, well, shit, you gotta do it, 205 00:13:29,589 --> 00:13:31,250 'cause Mr. Gudge checks everything. 206 00:13:31,324 --> 00:13:34,691 This tunnel leads back onto the land for all the people that work for Mannex. 207 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,025 Mannex Corporation. They own the Bandit Queen, three other boats. 208 00:13:38,097 --> 00:13:40,759 Now, this is where they think on their corporate shit, Gudge and them. 209 00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:45,495 I mean, the light's as ugly as all hell, but, shit, ain't as many Tucks. 210 00:13:46,772 --> 00:13:49,707 - Let me in, motherfucker! - What's the password? 211 00:13:49,775 --> 00:13:51,766 K ss my ass 212 00:13:58,351 --> 00:14:00,683 Now, this is where they count the dough. Now, if you try to take any of it, 213 00:14:00,753 --> 00:14:05,349 Elron over there'll shoot yo' ass. Goddamn! 214 00:14:05,424 --> 00:14:07,619 Dawg, this is a motherfuckin' pigsty, man! 215 00:14:07,693 --> 00:14:09,957 You are a squeakyass, motherfuckin' pig! 216 00:14:10,029 --> 00:14:13,328 Man, look at your ass. You got Cocoa Krispies on your uniform. 217 00:14:13,399 --> 00:14:15,629 Got breakfast there, and you still eatin' goddamn lunch, man. 218 00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:19,637 I swear to God, if that ass was nickels, you'd be a motherfuckin' millionaire. 219 00:14:19,705 --> 00:14:22,640 Spread out, boy. Look at you. You a disgraceful fucka! 220 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,472 You is a fat motherfucker, man! I swear... 221 00:14:25,545 --> 00:14:27,638 Hey, Mr. Gudge, uh... 222 00:14:27,713 --> 00:14:29,078 - How you doin' this mornin'? - I'm doin' fine. 223 00:14:29,182 --> 00:14:32,151 - All right. - So, how's the new man? 224 00:14:32,251 --> 00:14:34,276 Oh, shit, he a cleanin' motherfucker, man. 225 00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:37,288 - Is that a fact? - What's up, my nigga? 226 00:14:46,465 --> 00:14:50,026 Cut! Cut, cut, cut! 227 00:14:50,102 --> 00:14:54,095 Goddamn it, his canteen fell off. Props! 228 00:14:54,173 --> 00:14:57,973 - The goddamn thing's canteen fell off. - OK. We're prepared for that. 229 00:14:58,578 --> 00:15:01,342 Mountain, put Otto into the apparatus. 230 00:15:06,886 --> 00:15:10,287 - What the hell is this? - World War I vintage gas mask. 231 00:15:10,356 --> 00:15:13,689 It's authentic. Strapped on, of course, so it can't fall off. 232 00:15:13,759 --> 00:15:16,489 Now, the animal is free to be as active as he wants. 233 00:15:16,562 --> 00:15:19,087 It doesn't inhibit his movement in any way, and... 234 00:15:19,165 --> 00:15:21,531 ...I think it really sells the whole doughboy thing. 235 00:15:21,601 --> 00:15:24,126 - It looks like a fucking joke. - Uh, you're absolutely right. 236 00:15:24,203 --> 00:15:26,637 The gas mask is a whimsical concept. 237 00:15:26,706 --> 00:15:28,799 How the hell does it eat when it gets to the Nibbles Ready-to-Eat? 238 00:15:28,874 --> 00:15:31,570 - Well, you're absolutely right. - Don't let the clients see this. 239 00:15:31,644 --> 00:15:33,509 - Or that Humane fucker. - No, of course not. 240 00:15:33,579 --> 00:15:35,240 They'll just shut the fuckin' spot down, Pancake. They'll shut... 241 00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:36,246 ...shut the fuckin' spot down, OK? 242 00:15:36,349 --> 00:15:38,544 Put the goddamn canteen back on the dog. That says he's a soldier! 243 00:15:38,651 --> 00:15:41,711 Dented tin canteen. All right? Strap it to his fucking collar! 244 00:15:41,988 --> 00:15:44,684 Easiest thing in the world. I-I just thought... 245 00:15:44,757 --> 00:15:46,019 What? 246 00:15:46,092 --> 00:15:49,653 ...but you're right. A canteen's much better. Good concept. Let's go with that. 247 00:15:53,566 --> 00:15:57,263 - What's he doing? - Well, he's, uh... 248 00:15:57,336 --> 00:15:59,566 - Just breathe normally, Otto. - The fucking dog can't breathe. 249 00:15:59,639 --> 00:16:02,335 Oh, no, he can breathe. Eh, eh, that thing is... 250 00:16:02,408 --> 00:16:05,343 - Just breathe normally, Otto. - The fuckin' dog can't breathe. 251 00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:06,878 The fuckin' dog cannot breathe! 252 00:16:06,946 --> 00:16:08,937 OK? Get the fu... Get that fuckin' thing off of him. 253 00:16:09,048 --> 00:16:11,539 Of course. Easiest thing in the world. 254 00:16:11,651 --> 00:16:13,516 I don't have my Leatherman. Mountain, give me your Leatherman. Chop, chop! 255 00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:15,577 Chitra! Make sure that Humane fucker doesn't come over here, OK? 256 00:16:15,688 --> 00:16:17,349 Distract him. He'll shit if he sees this. 257 00:16:17,423 --> 00:16:21,189 There we go. Mountain, have electric run me a stinger. 258 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:24,388 Don't give up on me, Otto! Mountain, I need two live leads! 259 00:16:24,463 --> 00:16:26,090 Uh, eh, but, Garth, the gennie's a hundred yards away. 260 00:16:26,165 --> 00:16:29,100 Goddamn it. Otto's gonna have irreversible brain damage in about 30 seconds. 261 00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:31,762 Here we go. OK, kiss of life. 262 00:16:31,837 --> 00:16:34,635 Otto is fuckin' dead! What the fuck are you doing?! 263 00:16:34,707 --> 00:16:36,675 Otto is fuckin' dead! 264 00:16:38,044 --> 00:16:43,107 Set! 320! 320! Hut! 265 00:16:50,656 --> 00:16:52,385 Ugh! 266 00:16:57,763 --> 00:17:02,029 l-left. 90-tiger, x-slant. On one. Ready? Break! 267 00:17:02,101 --> 00:17:04,467 Hut! 268 00:17:05,237 --> 00:17:07,171 Ugh! Ooh! 269 00:17:13,212 --> 00:17:15,840 Split left. 68, Z-go. 270 00:17:15,948 --> 00:17:19,179 - You the man. Hey, butthead! - Huh? 271 00:17:19,285 --> 00:17:21,617 - You the man! - Me the man? 272 00:17:21,687 --> 00:17:24,178 On one. Ready? Break! 273 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:28,920 390! 390! Hut! 274 00:17:40,439 --> 00:17:43,203 Ugh! 275 00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:52,451 Oh, no! 276 00:17:52,551 --> 00:17:56,954 Hudson! Get your ass off the field! Get your ass off the field! 277 00:17:57,022 --> 00:18:00,514 Goddamn it! Hudson, get your ass out of my game! 278 00:18:00,593 --> 00:18:02,823 You couldn't catch a cold! 279 00:18:22,848 --> 00:18:25,316 A'ight, Dragon Lady, we want that fuckin' money. 280 00:18:25,384 --> 00:18:27,113 We want that doughnut money. 281 00:18:32,691 --> 00:18:34,556 - Oh! OK, papa-san... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 282 00:18:34,627 --> 00:18:35,889 ...we want that doughnut money. 283 00:18:35,961 --> 00:18:37,792 We ain't fuckin' around, Mr. Hi-Ho. 284 00:18:37,863 --> 00:18:39,660 Look, this fuckin' thing, it ain't that complicated. 285 00:18:39,732 --> 00:18:42,223 You give us all the fuckin' money, you won't get shot in the head. 286 00:18:42,301 --> 00:18:44,667 A'ight? You got three seconds. 287 00:18:46,472 --> 00:18:50,909 You... You got three fucking seconds, a'ight? One, two, three. You understand? 288 00:18:50,976 --> 00:18:53,877 - We want that doughnut money! - I'm a count uno, and two and... 289 00:19:00,886 --> 00:19:03,480 His fingers are way the fuck up my nose! 290 00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:08,656 Get your fingers out my man's nose! 291 00:19:08,727 --> 00:19:11,355 Cafe? 292 00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:14,160 Ah! 293 00:19:15,935 --> 00:19:18,335 Aah! 294 00:19:25,744 --> 00:19:27,837 - Let it shine on - All night 295 00:19:27,913 --> 00:19:30,643 - Let it shine on - Come on, now, let your 296 00:19:30,883 --> 00:19:33,147 - Light from the lighthouse - Let it 297 00:19:33,252 --> 00:19:34,685 Shine on me 298 00:19:34,887 --> 00:19:36,616 - Oh, let it - Shine on 299 00:19:36,689 --> 00:19:39,021 - Come on, let it - Shine on 300 00:19:39,091 --> 00:19:42,151 - I need you to let your - Light from the lighthouse 301 00:19:42,228 --> 00:19:44,093 Let it shine on me 302 00:19:44,163 --> 00:19:46,757 - Let it shine on me - Shine on 303 00:19:46,932 --> 00:19:49,366 - Let it shine on me - Shine on 304 00:19:49,535 --> 00:19:51,025 - Let it shine on me - Shine on 305 00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:53,833 - You got to let it shine on me - Shine on 306 00:19:53,906 --> 00:19:56,033 - When you're walkin' in darkness - Shine on 307 00:19:56,108 --> 00:19:58,303 - You gotta let it shine - Shine on 308 00:19:58,377 --> 00:20:02,711 If you want to see the light You gotta let it shine 309 00:20:02,948 --> 00:20:04,643 You've got to let it shine 310 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,981 You've got to let it shine Whoo! 311 00:20:08,087 --> 00:20:12,387 Come on, shine, yes! Come on, shine 312 00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:14,221 Come on, shine 313 00:20:14,293 --> 00:20:17,262 You've got to come on and let it shine 314 00:20:20,332 --> 00:20:23,495 Yeah, help me let it shine 315 00:20:23,569 --> 00:20:26,663 Let it shine 316 00:20:26,739 --> 00:20:29,333 Shine! 317 00:20:29,742 --> 00:20:32,370 Oh, yeah 318 00:20:32,444 --> 00:20:34,810 - Hey, let it shine - Shine on 319 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,007 - Let it shine - Shine on 320 00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:39,584 - Let it shine - Shine on 321 00:20:39,685 --> 00:20:42,483 Let the light from the lighthouse 322 00:20:42,555 --> 00:20:44,546 Shine... 323 00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:46,318 On... 324 00:20:46,392 --> 00:20:47,518 Me...! 325 00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:51,085 Let it shine on me Yeah! 326 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:13,279 I know you all remember that when Moses came down the mountain 327 00:21:13,385 --> 00:21:18,186 carrying the Word of God, come down that Sinai peak, 328 00:21:18,257 --> 00:21:20,953 - he caught them Israelites red-handed. - Yes! 329 00:21:21,026 --> 00:21:23,221 What'd he catch 'em doin'? 330 00:21:23,295 --> 00:21:25,160 He caught 'em worshippin' 331 00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:27,095 - a golden calf. - Yes! 332 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,100 He caught 'em worshippin' 333 00:21:29,168 --> 00:21:30,760 a false god. 334 00:21:31,003 --> 00:21:35,201 He caught them Israelites in decline. 335 00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:36,571 In decline! 336 00:21:36,642 --> 00:21:39,440 What did Moses do when he saw those... 337 00:21:39,511 --> 00:21:41,775 declinin', backslidin', never-mindin' sinners? 338 00:21:41,847 --> 00:21:43,542 What did he do? 339 00:21:43,649 --> 00:21:47,710 Mosses smote those sinners in his wrath! Yes, he did! 340 00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:50,550 Y'all know what "smote" is? 341 00:21:51,223 --> 00:21:53,589 I smite, you smite, he smites, we done smote! 342 00:21:55,461 --> 00:21:59,761 To smite is to go upside the head! 343 00:21:59,832 --> 00:22:03,029 Because sometimes, brothers and sisters, that's the only way! 344 00:22:03,102 --> 00:22:05,070 The only way. 345 00:22:05,137 --> 00:22:09,767 To smite is to remind we got to stop that decline 346 00:22:09,842 --> 00:22:13,710 and scramble back up to the face of the Almighty God! 347 00:22:13,946 --> 00:22:16,471 - Amen! - Instead of worshippin' 348 00:22:16,582 --> 00:22:21,178 that golden calf, that earthly trash on that garbage island. 349 00:22:21,286 --> 00:22:25,723 That garbage island in the shadowland, wa-a-ay... 350 00:22:29,528 --> 00:22:31,291 way outside the Kingdom of God! 351 00:22:31,363 --> 00:22:34,628 That garbage island, where scavenger birds feast 352 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:40,195 on the bones of the backslidin' damned! 353 00:22:40,272 --> 00:22:44,140 And so... let us pray. 354 00:22:54,687 --> 00:22:59,386 My dear lady, I do so hope this is not an inopportune time for our first practice. 355 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:00,550 Somebody die? 356 00:23:00,626 --> 00:23:03,390 I beg your pardon? Oh! 357 00:23:03,462 --> 00:23:06,954 No, no, no. No, I'm not bereaved. 358 00:23:07,032 --> 00:23:11,492 Though it is so kind of you to inquire. The hearse is simply a vehicle 359 00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:14,801 commodious enough to accommodate all the members of our ensemble. 360 00:23:14,873 --> 00:23:20,505 And, of course, our instruments contrived in an age ignorant of miniaturization. 361 00:23:20,579 --> 00:23:23,343 Allow me to introduce my friends, my colleagues, 362 00:23:23,449 --> 00:23:25,280 these devoted and passionate musicians. 363 00:23:25,384 --> 00:23:27,511 Ain't no smokin' in this house. 364 00:23:27,619 --> 00:23:29,985 Oh. Sorry. 365 00:23:49,508 --> 00:23:53,410 What do you think, General? Present any problems? 366 00:23:57,750 --> 00:24:03,916 Good then. Gentlemen, why don't we crowd around and go over the plan? 367 00:24:07,793 --> 00:24:13,789 Gentlemen, this is the Bandit Queen. Gambling den. Cash cow. 368 00:24:13,866 --> 00:24:18,166 Sodom of the Mississippi Delta and the focus of our little exercise. 369 00:24:18,237 --> 00:24:20,102 Here is Orchard Street. 370 00:24:20,172 --> 00:24:22,037 Here is the residence of Marva Munson, 371 00:24:22,107 --> 00:24:24,701 the charming lady whom you all met moments ago. 372 00:24:24,943 --> 00:24:26,570 Gentlemen, I'm sure you're all aware 373 00:24:26,645 --> 00:24:30,103 that the Solons of the state of Mississippi, to wit, its legislature, 374 00:24:30,215 --> 00:24:32,683 have decreed that no gaming establishment shall be erected 375 00:24:32,751 --> 00:24:35,083 within its borders upon dry land. 376 00:24:35,154 --> 00:24:38,282 They may, however, legally float. 377 00:24:38,357 --> 00:24:42,555 While the gambling activity is restricted to these riverboats, no such restrictions 378 00:24:42,628 --> 00:24:45,620 apply to the functions ancillary to this cash-besotted business. 379 00:24:45,697 --> 00:24:48,257 The casino's offices, locker rooms, 380 00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:51,496 facilities to cook and clean, and, most importantly, its counting houses, 381 00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:57,372 the reinforced, secret, super-secure repositories of the lucre, 382 00:24:57,442 --> 00:25:01,503 may all be situated... wherever. 383 00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:06,540 - Gawain, where is "wherever"? - Say what? 384 00:25:07,986 --> 00:25:10,386 - Where's the money? - Oh. 385 00:25:10,455 --> 00:25:13,185 OK, look. At the end of every shift, 386 00:25:13,258 --> 00:25:17,456 pit boss brings the cash down to the hold of the ship in a locked cashbox, 387 00:25:17,529 --> 00:25:21,556 and once a day all the cash is moved down to the countin' room. 388 00:25:23,335 --> 00:25:25,633 And where is the counting room? 389 00:25:25,704 --> 00:25:30,471 Uh... it be right there in that square where you pointin'. 390 00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:34,239 And what, to flog a horse that if not dead 391 00:25:34,313 --> 00:25:39,774 is at this point in mortal danger of expiring, does this little square represent? 392 00:25:40,786 --> 00:25:43,254 Offices. Underground. 393 00:25:43,355 --> 00:25:47,689 Ha! Underground! Mmm! 394 00:25:47,759 --> 00:25:50,557 Underground. 395 00:25:50,629 --> 00:25:52,756 During the casino's hours of operation, 396 00:25:52,998 --> 00:25:55,523 the door to this counting room is fiercely guarded. 397 00:25:55,601 --> 00:25:58,126 The door itself is of redoubtable Pittsburgh steel. 398 00:25:58,203 --> 00:26:01,639 When the casino closes this entire underground complex is locked up, 399 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:06,072 and the armed guard retreats to the casino's main entrance. 400 00:26:06,144 --> 00:26:11,138 There, then, far from the guard, reposes the money, 401 00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:17,849 behind a five-inch-thick steel portal, yes. But the walls... 402 00:26:17,923 --> 00:26:21,791 the walls are but humble masonry 403 00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:27,093 behind which is only the soft, loamy soil deposited over centuries 404 00:26:27,165 --> 00:26:30,623 by the Old Man, the meanderin' Mississippi, 405 00:26:30,702 --> 00:26:37,266 as it fanned its way back and forth across the great alluvial plain, leaving earth. 406 00:26:38,911 --> 00:26:42,278 This earth. 407 00:26:42,347 --> 00:26:46,340 The General here, whose curriculum vitae comprehends 408 00:26:46,451 --> 00:26:50,182 massive tunnelin' experience through the soil of his native French Indochina, 409 00:26:50,255 --> 00:26:53,952 shall be directin' our little old tunnelin' operation. 410 00:26:54,026 --> 00:26:58,429 Garth Pancake, though a master of none, is a jack of all those trades 411 00:26:58,497 --> 00:27:00,294 corollary to our aim. 412 00:27:02,634 --> 00:27:06,263 - as our little caper shall require. - Happy to be on board. 413 00:27:06,338 --> 00:27:09,830 Gawain is our proverbial "inside man." 414 00:27:09,908 --> 00:27:14,641 He has managed to secure himself a berth on the custodial staff of the Bandit Queen. 415 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:18,873 - Damn skippy! - And this brings us to Lump. 416 00:27:19,751 --> 00:27:23,687 To look at Lump, you might wonder what specialized expertise 417 00:27:23,889 --> 00:27:27,916 could he possibly offer our merry little old band of miscreants. 418 00:27:27,993 --> 00:27:31,360 Well, gentlemen, in a project of such risks, 419 00:27:31,430 --> 00:27:36,891 it is imperative to enlist the services of a hooligan, a goon, an ape, a physical brute. 420 00:27:36,969 --> 00:27:43,204 Someone who will be our security, our battering ram, our blunt instrument. 421 00:27:43,275 --> 00:27:46,506 And, on our behalf, I wish him a warm Mississippi welcome. 422 00:27:46,578 --> 00:27:48,409 - Fuckin' A. - Whassup, my nigga? 423 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,643 Well, gentlemen, here you are. 424 00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:54,583 Men of different backgrounds and differing talents. 425 00:27:54,653 --> 00:27:56,484 Men with, in fact, but two things in common: 426 00:27:56,555 --> 00:27:59,991 One, you all saw fit to answer my advertisement in the Memphis Scimitar, 427 00:28:00,058 --> 00:28:01,992 and two, you're all going to be, in consequence, 428 00:28:02,060 --> 00:28:05,052 very, very, incredibly... rich. 429 00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:08,099 Let us revel in our adventure, gentlemen. 430 00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:11,533 Let us make beautiful music together, 431 00:28:11,603 --> 00:28:14,697 and, by all means, let us keep this to ourselves. 432 00:28:14,773 --> 00:28:20,006 What we say in this root cellar, let it stay in this root cellar. 433 00:28:20,078 --> 00:28:23,707 There's no "l" in "team". 434 00:29:16,301 --> 00:29:17,893 Trouble in and trouble out 435 00:29:17,969 --> 00:29:20,096 Trouble's what this world's about 436 00:29:20,172 --> 00:29:23,573 Troubles of this world the Devil's in this world 437 00:29:23,642 --> 00:29:25,633 Trouble in. trouble out 438 00:29:25,710 --> 00:29:27,974 Trouble's what this world's about 439 00:29:28,046 --> 00:29:31,243 Troubles of this world the Devil's in this world 440 00:29:31,349 --> 00:29:35,376 You up the river without a paddle in a lot of trouble 441 00:29:35,487 --> 00:29:39,423 Without a doubt you going under running out of bubbles 442 00:29:39,491 --> 00:29:43,120 Pass me the body bag watch me dump 'em 443 00:29:43,195 --> 00:29:46,995 It ain't nothing for you to get squashed like a pumpkin 444 00:29:47,065 --> 00:29:50,694 I try so hard and play my cards afraid to fall. I ain't involved 445 00:29:50,769 --> 00:29:52,498 I gotta call I'm much appalled 446 00:29:52,571 --> 00:29:54,505 I came to O Z and broke the laws 447 00:29:54,573 --> 00:29:56,268 Bring on the casket ain't too glad 448 00:29:56,341 --> 00:29:58,605 'Cause dirty hazard wrapped in plastic 449 00:30:43,021 --> 00:30:46,422 It's OK. Don't stop on account of me. 450 00:30:46,491 --> 00:30:48,721 No. No, no, no, no. Not at all, madam. 451 00:30:48,793 --> 00:30:51,023 Not at all. We were about to take a break anyway. 452 00:30:51,096 --> 00:30:55,328 The glissandi on this particular piece are technically very, very demanding, 453 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,131 and I'm sure we would all welcome a moment of R and R. 454 00:30:59,204 --> 00:31:01,968 Well, I just thought maybe you'd like to see... 455 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,407 What have you gotten into, honey? Why you sweatin' like that? 456 00:31:06,378 --> 00:31:08,778 Uh... Uh... 457 00:31:10,415 --> 00:31:12,406 Uh, eh, 'cause, 'cause... That boy right there? 458 00:31:12,517 --> 00:31:15,645 He plays one bitch barrel full of a sackbut! 459 00:31:15,754 --> 00:31:17,244 - Ain't that right, Lump? - Uh-huh. 460 00:31:17,355 --> 00:31:19,414 I'm tellin' you, he can tear it up. Right, Lump? 461 00:31:19,491 --> 00:31:22,756 Ain't nobody play the sackbut like Lump right there. He... 462 00:31:22,994 --> 00:31:23,653 Hoo-hoo-hoo! 463 00:31:23,728 --> 00:31:26,458 Don't be shy, Lump. Don't be shy. Lump, that boy, he go... 464 00:31:26,531 --> 00:31:29,022 at it like it was some pussy! 465 00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:30,795 - Oh, shit! - Mind your mouth! 466 00:31:30,869 --> 00:31:35,636 This is a Christian house, boy. No hippity-hop language in here. 467 00:31:35,707 --> 00:31:39,302 - Sometime it's the only way. - Now listen, you ain't gonna hit me... 468 00:31:39,377 --> 00:31:43,837 I'm tryin' to help you, boy, better yourself! 469 00:31:43,949 --> 00:31:46,383 And so you should, madam. So you should. 470 00:31:46,451 --> 00:31:50,012 Gawain is so far transported 471 00:31:50,121 --> 00:31:53,488 by his love of the music of the early Renaissance... 472 00:31:53,558 --> 00:31:56,550 Don't make me no never-mind, he transported! 473 00:31:56,628 --> 00:31:58,118 - I understand. - You been smokin'? 474 00:31:58,196 --> 00:32:01,359 Oh, certainly not, ma'am. I understand your indignation, ma'am. 475 00:32:01,433 --> 00:32:03,697 And I was offering an explanation, not an excuse. 476 00:32:03,935 --> 00:32:04,697 - I myself am... - Hey, hey, hey... 477 00:32:04,769 --> 00:32:06,703 ...don't be explainin' me, dawg! 478 00:32:06,938 --> 00:32:09,270 You can't read my motherfuckin' mind, man! 479 00:32:09,341 --> 00:32:13,072 You might got yo' Ph.D., but I got my GED! 480 00:32:13,144 --> 00:32:15,578 - Yes. - Nigga! 481 00:32:16,314 --> 00:32:22,219 A fiery lad... but then youth is fiery. 482 00:32:22,287 --> 00:32:26,849 A fact often remarked upon by the poets of the Romantic era. 483 00:32:26,925 --> 00:32:29,758 My youth, I was in church. I wasn't walkin' around fiery. 484 00:32:29,828 --> 00:32:32,854 Youth ain't no excuse for nothin'. 485 00:32:33,632 --> 00:32:40,595 Anyhow, I just came to show you the fife. Othar's fife. Burned his own. 486 00:32:40,672 --> 00:32:44,369 I thought maybe, you bein' a man of music, you'd be interested. 487 00:32:44,442 --> 00:32:47,206 Oh, indeed I am. 488 00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:49,907 Cut it hisself and burned his holes. 489 00:32:50,782 --> 00:32:53,080 The Israelites called it a khalil. 490 00:32:53,184 --> 00:32:57,917 Yeah, you can read all about it in the Bible. Ain't nothin' new under the sun. 491 00:32:57,989 --> 00:32:59,684 Indeed not. 492 00:33:04,129 --> 00:33:08,031 Gone these 20 years. 493 00:33:08,099 --> 00:33:10,829 He was some kind of man. 494 00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:18,741 Blowed the khalil. 495 00:33:23,448 --> 00:33:28,647 I don't suppose Othar ever turned his hand 496 00:33:28,753 --> 00:33:34,919 or, or turned his lip to blowing the shofar? 497 00:33:37,762 --> 00:33:43,758 The ceremonial ram's horn sounded by the priests of the Hebrews. 498 00:33:43,835 --> 00:33:49,330 No, I don't know nothin' about that. Othar never blowed no shofar! 499 00:33:49,407 --> 00:33:52,342 - Of course not. - Not to the extent of my knowledge. 500 00:33:52,410 --> 00:33:56,073 The khalil was good enough for my Othar. 501 00:33:57,749 --> 00:34:00,149 He was some kind of man. 502 00:34:03,455 --> 00:34:05,423 Some kind of man. 503 00:34:07,392 --> 00:34:10,793 Oh, goddamn! Come on, girl, let me get one little peek. 504 00:34:10,862 --> 00:34:12,693 Don't be cruel. Come on, just one butt cheek. 505 00:34:12,931 --> 00:34:14,922 Pull that ass out and make it clap. 506 00:34:16,134 --> 00:34:19,331 Aw, just 'cause I'm dressed like a janitor, don't mean you gotta do me dirty. 507 00:34:19,404 --> 00:34:22,373 This muthafucka's hit the jackpot. Come on, girl. 508 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,032 Come over here and blow on these dice. 509 00:34:24,109 --> 00:34:26,373 You know, I'm a seven on the roll now, but I'm a 10 the hard way, 510 00:34:26,444 --> 00:34:27,911 and I ain't just talkin' crap. 511 00:34:31,182 --> 00:34:35,050 Mr. Gudge, she had a ass that could pull a bus. 512 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,556 I mean, Gudge, it was more than an ass, it was literature. 513 00:34:38,623 --> 00:34:42,650 Yeah, I don't care how big her ass was, MacSam. You're fired. 514 00:34:42,727 --> 00:34:43,716 You say what? 515 00:34:43,795 --> 00:34:47,026 There is no fraternizing with customers on the Bandit Queen. 516 00:34:47,098 --> 00:34:49,157 - Clean out your locker. - But, Mr. Gudge, I wasn't fraterniz... 517 00:34:49,234 --> 00:34:50,701 I said get outta here. You're fired. 518 00:34:50,769 --> 00:34:54,364 You can't fire me! I'll sue your ass! 519 00:34:54,439 --> 00:34:56,339 Sue me? For what? 520 00:34:56,408 --> 00:34:58,569 For fuckin' punitive damages, man! 521 00:34:58,643 --> 00:34:59,769 - Punitive damages. - Yeah. 522 00:34:59,978 --> 00:35:01,912 Punitive damages. You goddamn skippy! 523 00:35:01,980 --> 00:35:05,472 - Punitive damages. - I see why you firin' me, Mr. Gudge. 524 00:35:05,583 --> 00:35:09,383 Yeah, it's simple and plain. You firin' me 'cause I'm black. 525 00:35:11,990 --> 00:35:15,926 MacSam, everybody on the custodial staff is black. 526 00:35:15,994 --> 00:35:17,985 Your replacement is gonna be black. 527 00:35:18,062 --> 00:35:20,462 His replacement, no doubt, will be black! 528 00:35:21,666 --> 00:35:24,430 Well, the fuckin' judge is goin' be black, muthafucka. 529 00:35:24,502 --> 00:35:25,491 - Oh. - And you? 530 00:35:25,570 --> 00:35:27,902 - You gon' stand tall before the man. - Oh. 531 00:35:27,972 --> 00:35:29,462 And your replacement's gonna be black, 532 00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:31,702 - muthafucka! - Thank you. 533 00:35:33,711 --> 00:35:35,906 Oh, my. 534 00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:37,709 Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my. 535 00:35:37,949 --> 00:35:39,246 This is a severe setback. 536 00:35:39,350 --> 00:35:41,910 I am distraught. I'm more than distraught. 537 00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:43,954 I am devastated. 538 00:35:44,022 --> 00:35:47,685 I-I'm beside myself. I'm at a positive loss for words. 539 00:35:47,759 --> 00:35:51,456 - You still talkin' OK, though. - Have you all decided? 540 00:35:51,529 --> 00:35:56,762 Madam, we must have waffles. We must all have waffles forthwith. 541 00:35:56,835 --> 00:35:59,065 We must all think. We must all have waffles 542 00:35:59,137 --> 00:36:02,436 and think, each and every one of us, to the very best of his ability. 543 00:36:02,507 --> 00:36:06,034 Perhaps if you apologized to the man and gave him flowers. 544 00:36:06,110 --> 00:36:08,305 Or perhaps a fruit basket 545 00:36:08,379 --> 00:36:12,179 with a card depicting a misty seascape and inscribed with a sentiment. 546 00:36:12,283 --> 00:36:15,616 I ain't apologizin' to that muthafucka. He fired me 'cause I'm black! 547 00:36:15,687 --> 00:36:18,918 He can't do that. You could sue him. Open and shut case. 548 00:36:18,990 --> 00:36:20,958 - Fuckin' A. - Surely a chocolate assortment 549 00:36:21,025 --> 00:36:24,756 has been known to melt the heart of even the hardest misanthrope. 550 00:36:24,829 --> 00:36:27,127 That man ain't rollin' over for no fucking candy bar. 551 00:36:27,198 --> 00:36:29,962 Uh, we've had a bit of a setback on the tunneling front, too. 552 00:36:30,034 --> 00:36:34,164 - We've run into a pretty large rock. - Rock! 553 00:36:35,940 --> 00:36:40,707 - Very bad. Very bad. - Oh, my. 554 00:36:42,313 --> 00:36:46,181 Seems that the poet was right. 555 00:36:46,284 --> 00:36:49,253 Troubles never singly come. 556 00:36:49,354 --> 00:36:51,288 Oh, no, we can get through the rock. No worries there. 557 00:36:51,356 --> 00:36:53,756 Easiest thing in the world. Why, we just blow right through it. 558 00:36:53,992 --> 00:36:57,257 I got a pyro license. Just, uh, bore a hole in the rock 559 00:36:57,328 --> 00:37:01,230 and pack in a little plastique. Igneous blows pretty good. 560 00:37:01,299 --> 00:37:02,596 - And then we could... - Hello, Garth. 561 00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:05,101 - Am I ordering the primer cord? - Yes, Mountain. 562 00:37:05,169 --> 00:37:08,935 We were just talking about that, and some plastique. 563 00:37:09,007 --> 00:37:11,874 - What the fuck is this? - Oh, this is Mountain Girl. 564 00:37:11,943 --> 00:37:15,071 Mountain is my right hand. She helps me out with ordnance. 565 00:37:15,146 --> 00:37:18,138 - Helps me with... damn near everything. - Hey. 566 00:37:19,050 --> 00:37:22,110 You brought yo' bitch to the Waffle Hut? 567 00:37:22,220 --> 00:37:26,782 I must confess myself to be puzzled as well. 568 00:37:26,858 --> 00:37:30,658 I thought it was understood that when it came to our little enterprise, 569 00:37:30,728 --> 00:37:33,060 "mum" was the word. 570 00:37:33,131 --> 00:37:35,497 Of course, I understand that, but this is Mountain Girl. 571 00:37:35,567 --> 00:37:37,762 I don't keep secrets from Mountain. 572 00:37:37,835 --> 00:37:40,702 That's not how you maintain a loving, caring relationship. 573 00:37:41,439 --> 00:37:44,533 You brought yo' bitch to the Waffle Hut! 574 00:37:44,609 --> 00:37:49,512 The man brought his bitch... to the Waffle Hut! 575 00:37:49,581 --> 00:37:53,039 All right, look, you, I will thank you to stop referring to Mountain that way. 576 00:37:53,151 --> 00:37:54,778 She is the other half of my life. 577 00:37:54,886 --> 00:37:59,949 Everybody lookin' at me like I'm some kind of fuck-up for losin' a sorry-ass job, 578 00:38:00,024 --> 00:38:03,619 and this muthafucka brings his bitch 579 00:38:03,861 --> 00:38:06,386 - to the muthafuckin' Waffle Hut! - Son-of-a-bitch punk! 580 00:38:06,464 --> 00:38:09,024 - Shut your goddamn mouth! - You better raise the fuck up, fucka! 581 00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:10,567 - Gentlemen, please. - Back the fuck up! 582 00:38:10,635 --> 00:38:12,102 You gon' back that shit the fuck up! 583 00:38:12,170 --> 00:38:14,900 - Gentlemen, please. - What?! What?! 584 00:38:14,973 --> 00:38:19,273 Please, gentlemen, this behavior does you no credit in the eyes of your colleagues, 585 00:38:19,344 --> 00:38:23,440 nor in those of the other patrons of this Waffle Hut. 586 00:38:23,548 --> 00:38:25,482 Little punk. 587 00:38:25,550 --> 00:38:28,212 Oh, look at this. I got blueberry syrup on my safari jacket! 588 00:38:28,319 --> 00:38:32,881 Gentlemen, I propose that we consider the matter of this woman, 589 00:38:32,957 --> 00:38:35,551 - Mountain Water... - Mountain Girl. 590 00:38:35,627 --> 00:38:40,394 I'm so very sorry. I propose that we consider this matter closed. 591 00:38:40,465 --> 00:38:45,198 And we shall choose to trust her since we have no choice, 592 00:38:45,269 --> 00:38:48,796 and since she shall share only in Mr. Pancake 's portion of the booty. 593 00:38:48,873 --> 00:38:51,398 Of course. Wouldn't have it any other way. 594 00:38:51,476 --> 00:38:53,706 - Yeah, you damn right you won't. - Up yours, punk. 595 00:38:53,911 --> 00:38:56,641 - Oh, fuck you and the Swiss Miss. - The matter of disposing 596 00:38:56,714 --> 00:38:59,842 - of our igneous impediment is also... - C-Coach... Coach... 597 00:38:59,951 --> 00:39:03,148 - C-C-Coach, I... ...closed. Settled. 598 00:39:03,221 --> 00:39:08,249 That leaves us only with the question of Gawain retrieving his job. 599 00:39:08,326 --> 00:39:10,556 - Coach, I... - Yes, Lump? 600 00:39:10,628 --> 00:39:12,596 Couldn't we just bribe the guy? 601 00:39:29,647 --> 00:39:34,380 You are a readin' fool, aren't you, Mr. Dorr? 602 00:39:36,187 --> 00:39:38,985 Yes, I must confess. 603 00:39:39,057 --> 00:39:41,617 I often find myself more at home in these ancient volumes 604 00:39:41,693 --> 00:39:46,528 than I do in the hustle-bustle of the modern world. 605 00:39:46,597 --> 00:39:52,331 To me, paradoxically, the literature of the so-called "dead tongues" 606 00:39:52,403 --> 00:39:56,635 holds more currency than this morning's newspaper. 607 00:39:56,708 --> 00:40:00,872 In these books, in these volumes, 608 00:40:00,945 --> 00:40:05,541 there is the accumulated wisdom of mankind, which succors me 609 00:40:05,650 --> 00:40:10,713 when the day is hard and the night lonely and long. 610 00:40:12,790 --> 00:40:16,556 Mm. The wisdom of mankind, huh? 611 00:40:16,627 --> 00:40:19,562 - What about the wisdom of the Lord? - Oh... 612 00:40:19,630 --> 00:40:26,194 Yes, yes. The Good Book, mm. I have found reward in its pages. 613 00:40:26,270 --> 00:40:32,300 But, to me, there are other good books as well. 614 00:40:33,778 --> 00:40:41,776 Heavy volumes of antiquity freighted with the insights of man's glorious age. 615 00:40:42,019 --> 00:40:50,723 And then, of course, I just love, love, love the works of Mr. Edgar Allan Poe. 616 00:40:50,795 --> 00:40:53,764 Oh, I know who he was. Kinda spooky. 617 00:40:53,831 --> 00:40:56,425 No, madam, no, no. 618 00:40:56,501 --> 00:40:59,834 Not of this world, it's true. 619 00:41:00,037 --> 00:41:05,703 He... he lived in a dream. An ancient dream. 620 00:41:09,013 --> 00:41:11,846 "Helen, 621 00:41:11,949 --> 00:41:16,682 Thy beauty is to me 622 00:41:16,754 --> 00:41:21,691 Like those Nicean barks of yore, 623 00:41:21,759 --> 00:41:26,958 That gently, o'er a perfumed sea, 624 00:41:27,031 --> 00:41:30,694 The weary, wayworn wanderer bore 625 00:41:30,768 --> 00:41:34,966 To his own native shore." 626 00:41:40,778 --> 00:41:43,076 Who was Helen? 627 00:41:43,147 --> 00:41:48,551 - Some kinda whore of Babylon? - One doesn't know who Helen was... 628 00:41:48,619 --> 00:41:53,818 but I picture her as being very, very... 629 00:41:54,025 --> 00:41:57,927 extremely... 630 00:41:57,995 --> 00:41:59,622 pale. 631 00:42:05,670 --> 00:42:09,629 Mrs. Munson, I have been trying 632 00:42:09,707 --> 00:42:14,508 to figure out some way of expressin' my gratitude to you 633 00:42:14,579 --> 00:42:20,711 for takin' in this weary, wayworn wanderer. 634 00:42:21,686 --> 00:42:25,622 It's just a little old present. Why, it's hardly anything at all. 635 00:42:25,723 --> 00:42:30,285 Oh, why, Mr. Dorr! You are a gallant man. 636 00:42:30,361 --> 00:42:32,329 Oh, madam, I blush, I melt. No... 637 00:42:32,396 --> 00:42:34,694 I just happened to hear of this gospel concert tomorrow night, 638 00:42:34,765 --> 00:42:36,858 "The Mighty, Mighty Clouds of Joy", 639 00:42:36,934 --> 00:42:39,869 and I thought you and a friend from church perhaps would...? 640 00:42:39,937 --> 00:42:43,464 - Yes, I have a widow lady friend. - The concert is up in Memphis, 641 00:42:43,541 --> 00:42:47,170 so I have arranged a car service to transport you thither. 642 00:42:49,013 --> 00:42:50,310 Ah? 643 00:42:50,381 --> 00:42:53,578 Why, Sheriff Wyner! How you doin'? 644 00:42:53,684 --> 00:42:54,708 Good evenin', Mrs. Munson. 645 00:42:54,819 --> 00:42:58,380 I just stopped by here to let you know I did have a talk with Weemack, 646 00:42:58,489 --> 00:43:01,151 and he told me he's gonna comply with your request 647 00:43:01,225 --> 00:43:02,556 in keepin' that music down and neighborly. 648 00:43:02,627 --> 00:43:04,618 So you just go and have yourself a pleasant evenin'. 649 00:43:04,695 --> 00:43:06,686 Wait a minute. I got somebody that I want you to meet. 650 00:43:06,898 --> 00:43:09,833 Uh, ma'am, you know what? I'm... I'm a little pressed for time. 651 00:43:09,901 --> 00:43:11,892 You got a gang of bank robbers youse chasin'? 652 00:43:11,969 --> 00:43:14,028 Come on in here and say hello. 653 00:43:14,105 --> 00:43:16,699 Yeah, we was in here, havin' tea and... 654 00:43:21,913 --> 00:43:24,177 Huh! 655 00:43:24,282 --> 00:43:27,774 Bussed his own dishes. You can always tell a gentleman. 656 00:43:27,885 --> 00:43:31,286 - Somebody was in here, ma'am? - Yeah, with me and Othar. 657 00:43:31,355 --> 00:43:33,653 Well, you know what? Maybe I'll catch him the next time. 658 00:43:33,724 --> 00:43:36,249 Oh, come on up to his room with me and say hello. 659 00:43:36,327 --> 00:43:38,192 I got a family. My wife got dinner on the table. 660 00:43:38,262 --> 00:43:40,196 I really have to be goin'. 661 00:43:43,334 --> 00:43:48,772 - Oh, my. He is neat! - Yes, ma'am, he very neat. 662 00:43:49,006 --> 00:43:54,342 He probably went down to the cellar to play with his friends. 663 00:43:54,412 --> 00:43:56,972 Ma'am, I really got to be goin' now. 664 00:43:57,048 --> 00:44:00,313 - What...? - Ma'am, I really need to be gettin' back. 665 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,255 Mrs. Munson, don't... You don't have to... 666 00:44:05,323 --> 00:44:06,290 Mrs. Munson? 667 00:44:06,357 --> 00:44:09,884 Why, Professor! 668 00:44:09,961 --> 00:44:14,523 What in the world are you doin' havin' tea down there? 669 00:44:14,598 --> 00:44:15,997 Uh... Mrs. Munson? 670 00:44:16,067 --> 00:44:17,728 Oh, Lord Jesus. 671 00:44:25,910 --> 00:44:29,175 - Mrs. Munson? - Land of Goshen, child! 672 00:44:29,246 --> 00:44:33,376 - Come on out from under there! - Mrs. Munson, my pager just went off. 673 00:44:33,484 --> 00:44:38,353 I got to go. Mm-hm. I'll meet you and your friend later. 674 00:44:42,026 --> 00:44:44,551 That was refreshing. 675 00:44:44,628 --> 00:44:45,686 Y'all have a good evenin' now! 676 00:44:45,763 --> 00:44:49,062 As you know, we academics are inordinately fond of wedgin' ourselves 677 00:44:49,133 --> 00:44:51,226 - into confined spaces. - Mm! 678 00:44:51,302 --> 00:44:55,705 At Yale, the students will see how many of their number they can enclose 679 00:44:55,773 --> 00:44:58,105 in a telephone booth. At Harvard, a broom closet. 680 00:44:58,175 --> 00:45:00,575 Oh! Hope I didn't spill my tea. 681 00:45:02,079 --> 00:45:04,912 Well, what the hell is this? 682 00:45:06,317 --> 00:45:08,683 I guess it's just my way of sayin', um... 683 00:45:10,688 --> 00:45:14,920 Oh, well, goddamn it, Mr. Gudge. Look here, I... 684 00:45:14,992 --> 00:45:16,960 I don't know what it's like walkin' in your shoes. 685 00:45:17,028 --> 00:45:19,087 You know, with you bein' a tight-ass and all. 686 00:45:19,163 --> 00:45:23,361 And I'm pretty sure you don't know what it's like walkin' in my shoes. 687 00:45:23,434 --> 00:45:26,460 See, Mr. Gudge, there's the custodian, right? 688 00:45:26,537 --> 00:45:29,631 And then there's the man inside the custodian. 689 00:45:29,707 --> 00:45:32,505 And that's the motherfucker we got a problem with. 690 00:45:32,576 --> 00:45:34,976 See, 'cause that man, he got needs, Mr. Gudge, 691 00:45:35,046 --> 00:45:38,447 and normally those needs gotta do with women with big asses. 692 00:45:38,549 --> 00:45:42,679 I guess my point bein' is I realize I'm a bunkie junkie. 693 00:45:42,787 --> 00:45:47,190 But if you woulda seen the kettle drums on this girl, Mr. Gudge, whew! 694 00:45:47,258 --> 00:45:51,160 Well... we all human. 695 00:45:51,228 --> 00:45:55,824 This apology buys you a one-week probationary period. 696 00:45:56,534 --> 00:45:57,967 Thank you, Mr. Gudge. 697 00:45:58,035 --> 00:46:00,265 Stay away from the customers, MacSam. 698 00:46:11,148 --> 00:46:13,946 This drill bit's getting awfully hot. 699 00:46:14,051 --> 00:46:20,149 Gawain, maybe you could fill a Hudson sprayer and spritz it down while I drill. 700 00:46:20,224 --> 00:46:25,184 Fuck you. I ain't your motherfuckin' house nigger. I'm the inside man. 701 00:46:25,262 --> 00:46:27,196 All right, look, are you gonna have a bug up your ass 702 00:46:27,264 --> 00:46:28,731 for the rest of the time we work together? 703 00:46:28,799 --> 00:46:31,700 - I'll get the sprayer. - Oh, no, no. No. 704 00:46:31,769 --> 00:46:34,636 Me and this gentleman here have to get square. 705 00:46:34,705 --> 00:46:37,469 Let me tell you somethin', MacSam. 706 00:46:37,541 --> 00:46:39,907 I'm gonna tell you about how I came down to Mississippi. 707 00:46:39,977 --> 00:46:45,643 I wasn't born here, you know. I'm from Scranton, Pennsylvania. 708 00:46:45,749 --> 00:46:46,716 What the fuck? 709 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:53,750 Scranton. Pennsylvania. Came down here in 1964. Greyhound bus. 710 00:46:53,824 --> 00:46:55,587 With the Freedom Riders. 711 00:46:57,194 --> 00:46:59,458 Do you know who the Freedom Riders were, MacSam? 712 00:46:59,530 --> 00:47:01,054 No, and I don't give a fuck. 713 00:47:01,132 --> 00:47:03,396 Just tell me when the fuck they gonna leave. Damn! 714 00:47:03,467 --> 00:47:05,401 The Freedom Riders, my fine young man, 715 00:47:05,469 --> 00:47:07,994 were a group of concerned liberals from up north, 716 00:47:08,072 --> 00:47:11,530 all working together, just like we are here. 717 00:47:11,609 --> 00:47:14,009 Involved citizens who came down here 718 00:47:14,078 --> 00:47:17,639 so that local black folk could have their civil liberties. 719 00:47:17,748 --> 00:47:20,717 So that people like you could have the vote. 720 00:47:26,357 --> 00:47:29,793 - You know what, man? - What, brother? 721 00:47:29,894 --> 00:47:33,523 - I don't vote. So fuck you. - You little fuckin' ingrate. 722 00:47:33,597 --> 00:47:36,088 - And the bus you rode in on, jackass! - Let's step outside, MacSam! 723 00:47:36,167 --> 00:47:37,759 Fuck the outside! Come on! What?! 724 00:47:37,835 --> 00:47:39,700 (knocking) 725 00:47:42,540 --> 00:47:46,067 My friend Mrs. Funthes is here, so I'm about to go out. 726 00:47:46,143 --> 00:47:49,271 Just thought I'd leave y'all with some cinnamon cookies. 727 00:47:49,346 --> 00:47:52,179 Why, that is lovely. 728 00:47:52,283 --> 00:47:54,808 Ooh, y'all sound good! 729 00:47:54,919 --> 00:47:58,650 (chuckles) Maybe you could come by the church one Sunday... 730 00:47:58,722 --> 00:48:01,555 - give us a recital. - Why, how kind of you! 731 00:48:01,625 --> 00:48:05,493 Our music, however, is, uh... well, how shall I put this? 732 00:48:05,563 --> 00:48:08,225 Uh, a bit Roman in its outlook. 733 00:48:08,299 --> 00:48:11,564 Uh, many of our pieces were commissioned by the Holy See. 734 00:48:11,635 --> 00:48:13,899 Oh, I see, all right, 735 00:48:13,971 --> 00:48:17,566 but we don't make no big whoop-dee-do about denomination. 736 00:48:18,275 --> 00:48:22,507 Everybody welcome at our church. Yeah, we had a Methodist come in. 737 00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:28,485 Episcopalian. Back in the '60s, we had a Jew come in! 738 00:48:28,552 --> 00:48:31,988 - He had a guitar. - (chucking) A Jew with a guitar. 739 00:48:32,056 --> 00:48:36,356 If you will excuse me one moment, madam, I shall, uh, I shall see you out. 740 00:48:36,427 --> 00:48:40,056 If you gentlemen can labor harmoniously in the course of my absence, 741 00:48:40,130 --> 00:48:42,155 perhaps upon my return we shall be prepared to explode 742 00:48:42,233 --> 00:48:44,463 that vexin' old piece of igneous. 743 00:48:46,070 --> 00:48:50,200 Oh, Professor! This is Mrs. Funthes. 744 00:48:50,274 --> 00:48:52,970 Enchant�. Mrs. Funthes. Allow me. 745 00:48:53,043 --> 00:48:57,002 Rosalie, this is Professor G.H. Dorr, Ph.D. 746 00:48:57,948 --> 00:49:00,576 Oh, my. That's an awful lot of letters. 747 00:49:00,684 --> 00:49:02,151 Oh, well, no. 748 00:49:02,253 --> 00:49:07,156 Of course, in my youth, I was known simply as Goldthwait. 749 00:49:07,224 --> 00:49:08,088 Uh-huh. 750 00:49:08,158 --> 00:49:09,989 All right, safety meeting. 751 00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:13,086 Let's listen up. General, can you hand me the primer cord? 752 00:49:13,163 --> 00:49:16,462 Before we set the charge, we will run through our procedure. 753 00:49:16,533 --> 00:49:20,629 I have earplugs for whoever wants them. Just wedge those right in your ears. 754 00:49:20,838 --> 00:49:23,272 Now, here we have... Not yet, Lump. 755 00:49:23,340 --> 00:49:25,638 - Oh. - Now, primer cord. 756 00:49:25,876 --> 00:49:29,141 Gelatinite. C-4. 757 00:49:29,213 --> 00:49:32,910 Time comes, we pack the hole in the rock with the C-4 758 00:49:33,017 --> 00:49:37,044 and insert two leads: A and B. 759 00:49:37,187 --> 00:49:39,883 I remember my father sayin' to me - 760 00:49:39,957 --> 00:49:42,187 and it's one of the few memories I retain of the man 761 00:49:42,259 --> 00:49:45,956 from one of his visits home, and how I do cherish it - 762 00:49:46,030 --> 00:49:53,459 he said to me, "Goldthwait, you are not formed as other boys." 763 00:49:53,537 --> 00:49:54,902 He a man of learnin'? 764 00:49:54,972 --> 00:49:58,464 This is the same procedure we will be using when we collapse the tunnel 765 00:49:58,542 --> 00:50:02,501 after entering the casino vault and returning to the root cellar. 766 00:50:02,579 --> 00:50:06,515 He was a self-educated man. Didn't have a career as such, 767 00:50:06,583 --> 00:50:09,643 but the government did recognize the breadth of his readin' 768 00:50:09,753 --> 00:50:14,315 by makin' him librarian of the state nervous hospital in Meridian, 769 00:50:14,391 --> 00:50:18,259 where he was a distinguished inmate. 770 00:50:18,329 --> 00:50:23,961 Once these materials are combined only the professionals may handle them. 771 00:50:24,034 --> 00:50:27,697 That means me or the General. 772 00:50:27,771 --> 00:50:30,638 Separately they are harmless, completely inert. 773 00:50:30,708 --> 00:50:34,303 Why, you could light this stuff on fire, hit it with a ham... 774 00:50:34,378 --> 00:50:36,539 (explosion) 775 00:50:39,616 --> 00:50:44,383 What in the name of heavens was that? 776 00:50:44,455 --> 00:50:48,755 Well, um... I'm quite certain there's absolutely no reason to be alarmed. 777 00:50:48,826 --> 00:50:52,819 Why, I'm not even absolutely certain I heard anything at all. 778 00:50:53,030 --> 00:50:54,657 Didn't hear nothin'?! 779 00:50:54,732 --> 00:50:57,257 Well, something perhaps. 780 00:50:57,334 --> 00:51:01,293 Nothing that need discompose us was the sense I was tryin' to convey. 781 00:51:01,372 --> 00:51:05,331 Now, Mrs. Munson, I will not have you missin' your musical recital. Off you go! 782 00:51:05,409 --> 00:51:08,640 I shall call the gas company, or the water company. 783 00:51:08,712 --> 00:51:13,672 Whatever subterranean utility is implicated in this contretemps. 784 00:51:13,751 --> 00:51:19,348 I shall see to the matter, as only a highly educated classicist could. 785 00:51:27,364 --> 00:51:32,301 Blood! Blood, Professor, blood! Blood, blood, blood! 786 00:51:32,369 --> 00:51:35,031 (Pancake) It's nothin' to make a fuss about. It's perfectly all right. 787 00:51:35,105 --> 00:51:37,767 Jackass! You better get yo' ass back down there and find that shit, dipshit! 788 00:51:37,841 --> 00:51:40,435 - Really, I'm perfectly all right. - Perfectly all right? 789 00:51:40,511 --> 00:51:43,241 Jackass, you just blew your goddamn finger off! 790 00:51:43,313 --> 00:51:45,873 The muthafucka down there flappin' the fuck around! 791 00:51:45,983 --> 00:51:47,780 You better get yo' ass back down there and find it! 792 00:51:48,051 --> 00:51:50,519 I'm tellin' you right now, nubbie, I ain't pickin' up your goddamn finger! 793 00:51:50,621 --> 00:51:52,589 I gather there was a premature detonation. 794 00:51:52,656 --> 00:51:55,022 Would you tell this muthafucka he can sew this shit back on?! 795 00:51:55,092 --> 00:51:57,617 It's like that dude whose wife cut his dick off, threw it on the freeway? 796 00:51:57,694 --> 00:51:59,252 She just called Triple A, 797 00:51:59,329 --> 00:52:01,524 they towed the dick and sewed the muthafucka back on! 798 00:52:01,598 --> 00:52:04,328 Listen up! Jackass, I saw the muthafucka in a porno! 799 00:52:04,401 --> 00:52:06,699 The thang still worked! It looked like a chewed-up frank, 800 00:52:06,937 --> 00:52:08,199 but that little muthafucka be workin' that muthafucka! 801 00:52:08,272 --> 00:52:12,504 It's mangly, but he be fuckin' the bitch all kind of ways with a twisted dick! 802 00:52:12,576 --> 00:52:15,636 Oh! Your fuckin' finger just moved! The muthafucka movin' slow now! 803 00:52:15,712 --> 00:52:19,512 I'm not gettin' that shit. Fuck that! You're on your own there! 804 00:52:19,616 --> 00:52:24,076 They usin' the house to practice music... of the Rococo. 805 00:52:24,188 --> 00:52:26,418 Mmm-hm. 806 00:52:27,357 --> 00:52:30,417 I propose we get our fallen comrade to the hospital. 807 00:52:30,494 --> 00:52:34,294 The General will follow when he manages to recover the severed digit. 808 00:52:34,364 --> 00:52:38,698 No, no, really, I'm perfectly all right. I don't know what all the fuss is about. 809 00:52:39,503 --> 00:52:43,701 - Good news! Good news! - Pickles! Go get him! 810 00:52:43,774 --> 00:52:45,969 The house is in apple-pie order, 811 00:52:46,043 --> 00:52:49,171 though we do have to get medical attention for Mr. Pancake, 812 00:52:49,246 --> 00:52:53,205 who, durin' the disturbance, pinched his finger in the valve of his sackbut. 813 00:52:53,283 --> 00:52:54,750 You let the cat out! 814 00:52:54,818 --> 00:52:59,778 Wha...? The General is even now exercisin' every effort in retrievin' 815 00:52:59,890 --> 00:53:02,188 your mischievous little Pickles. Please, go on. 816 00:53:02,259 --> 00:53:06,662 Go on and enjoy the concert! Driver! Au revoir. mesdames. 817 00:53:19,009 --> 00:53:22,570 (Dorr) Despite our setback, we find ourselves on schedule 818 00:53:22,646 --> 00:53:27,606 to penetrate the vault here this afternoon, while Mrs. Munson is at church, 819 00:53:27,684 --> 00:53:31,643 havin' blasted that little old rock to pieces durin' Mrs. Munson's choir practice. 820 00:53:31,755 --> 00:53:35,782 Garth, can you run us through the game plan for what remains of our tunnel? 821 00:53:35,859 --> 00:53:39,955 Of course. Why, it's child's play now. Easiest thing in the world. 822 00:53:40,030 --> 00:53:43,693 Only a couple of feet separate us from the vault. 823 00:53:43,767 --> 00:53:47,259 Just the usual spadework until we get to the masonry of the vault, 824 00:53:47,337 --> 00:53:48,668 and then we just drill through. 825 00:53:48,739 --> 00:53:53,438 And will you be able to wield the drill with your maimed extremity? 826 00:53:53,510 --> 00:53:57,344 Oh, well, yeah, I should think so. Yeah, it's, uh, it's only one finger. 827 00:53:57,414 --> 00:54:02,579 Inhibits me in doing finer work of course. I'll always have to live with that. 828 00:54:02,686 --> 00:54:04,620 (clears throat) 829 00:54:04,688 --> 00:54:07,156 Maybe - I'm just thinkin' out loud here - 830 00:54:07,224 --> 00:54:11,285 maybe, since as you say there will be problems later, 831 00:54:11,361 --> 00:54:15,229 maybe - and I actually mentioned this to Mountain Girl, she agrees with me, 832 00:54:15,299 --> 00:54:20,236 so it's not just one person's opinion - maybe, uh... 833 00:54:20,304 --> 00:54:25,640 I should get a little extra compensation for the accident. 834 00:54:29,513 --> 00:54:32,744 Somewhat larger share. 835 00:54:34,117 --> 00:54:37,052 Why, if this was any other line of work, I'd be getting workman's comp. 836 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,645 Wouldn't I? Might even have a pretty good lawsuit. 837 00:54:39,756 --> 00:54:43,556 Wait, so you gonna sue yourself for blowing your own goddamn finger off? 838 00:54:43,627 --> 00:54:46,357 - Well, now that is simply asinine. - Yes, but you see, Garth, 839 00:54:46,430 --> 00:54:50,366 this is not what you just called "some other line of work." 840 00:54:50,434 --> 00:54:51,696 Yeah, no, no, no, but if it were... 841 00:54:51,768 --> 00:54:53,963 This is a criminal enterprise, not to put too fine a point on it, 842 00:54:54,037 --> 00:54:57,234 entailing any manner of risk not involved in honest labor. 843 00:54:57,307 --> 00:54:58,968 Governmental regulations and civic safeguards 844 00:54:59,042 --> 00:55:02,944 cannot be assumed to apply to antisocial pursuits. 845 00:55:03,013 --> 00:55:06,949 - Yeah, but he lost his finger. - We don't give a fuck! 846 00:55:07,017 --> 00:55:10,282 That fool could blow his goddamn dick off, it don't make no nevermind to us! 847 00:55:10,354 --> 00:55:13,323 We not payin' this jackass for goin' around blowin' off goddamn body parts! 848 00:55:13,390 --> 00:55:15,221 Get yo' fuckin' head out yo' ass, man! 849 00:55:15,292 --> 00:55:16,884 Look you, there is no call for... 850 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,689 No extra share! 851 00:55:22,566 --> 00:55:25,626 OK. Majority rules. 852 00:55:25,702 --> 00:55:29,365 Like I say, it was just a trial balloon. Hand's not so bad really. 853 00:55:29,439 --> 00:55:30,406 I even get some phantom feeling. 854 00:55:30,474 --> 00:55:32,635 Yeah, you pull on your prick, you get some phantom feelin'. 855 00:55:32,709 --> 00:55:33,676 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 856 00:55:33,744 --> 00:55:36,076 - Fuck you! - Fuck you, nubbie! 857 00:55:36,146 --> 00:55:38,046 Well, now that that matter is settled, 858 00:55:38,115 --> 00:55:41,551 why don't we synchronize our watches before Gawain reports to work. 859 00:55:41,618 --> 00:55:45,520 In 20 seconds, it will be exactly 12:16. 860 00:55:45,589 --> 00:55:48,456 - Fifteen... - What, it'll be 12:15? 861 00:55:48,525 --> 00:55:52,757 No, 15 seconds. Well, 11 seconds now. It'll be 12:16. 862 00:55:52,963 --> 00:55:56,660 - Eight, seven... - Professor? Prof...? 863 00:55:56,733 --> 00:55:58,030 ...six... - Professor? 864 00:55:58,101 --> 00:56:00,296 ...five... Yes, Lump! 865 00:56:04,608 --> 00:56:10,012 There'll be no more weepin' and wailin' 866 00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:14,016 No more weepin' and wailin' 867 00:56:14,184 --> 00:56:18,086 No more weepin' and wailin' 868 00:56:18,155 --> 00:56:21,886 Home to live with God Oh... 869 00:56:21,958 --> 00:56:26,395 Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world 870 00:56:26,463 --> 00:56:29,364 Troubles of this world Troubles of this world 871 00:56:29,433 --> 00:56:33,563 Oh, soon I will be done with the troubles of this world 872 00:56:33,637 --> 00:56:37,698 I'm goin' home to live with God 873 00:56:37,774 --> 00:56:41,710 Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world 874 00:56:41,912 --> 00:56:43,641 Troubles of this world Troubles of this world 875 00:56:43,714 --> 00:56:45,978 Troubles of this world 876 00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:49,644 Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world 877 00:56:49,753 --> 00:56:53,689 I'm goin' home to live with God 878 00:56:53,757 --> 00:56:58,126 Well, soon I will be done with the troubles of this world 879 00:56:58,195 --> 00:57:02,359 Troubles of this world Troubles of this, great God! 880 00:57:02,432 --> 00:57:05,265 Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world 881 00:57:05,335 --> 00:57:09,704 I'm goin' home to live with God 882 00:57:09,773 --> 00:57:14,540 Well, I'm goin' up to see King Jesus Hey, hey, yeah! 883 00:57:14,611 --> 00:57:17,079 I'm gonna shake His loving hand 884 00:57:17,147 --> 00:57:21,607 I'm gonna tell Him all about my trouble 885 00:57:21,685 --> 00:57:26,281 As I'm travelin' through this land! 886 00:57:26,356 --> 00:57:29,587 Oh, soon I will be done 887 00:57:29,659 --> 00:57:32,287 Troubles of this world 888 00:57:34,097 --> 00:57:37,965 Yeah, soon I will be done 889 00:57:38,034 --> 00:57:41,595 I'm goin' home to live with God 890 00:57:41,671 --> 00:57:47,632 Yeah, soon I will be done with the troubles of this world 891 00:57:47,711 --> 00:57:49,508 Troubles of this world 892 00:57:49,579 --> 00:57:53,538 Yeah, soon I will be done with the troubles, yeah 893 00:57:53,617 --> 00:57:59,419 I'm goin' home to live with God 894 00:58:03,627 --> 00:58:05,492 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 895 00:58:06,897 --> 00:58:09,422 Ain't that somethin'! 896 00:58:14,404 --> 00:58:16,395 (moans) 897 00:58:20,076 --> 00:58:22,442 - I.B.S. - You be what? 898 00:58:23,580 --> 00:58:27,038 Irritable Bowel Syndrome! Is there a men's room down here? 899 00:58:27,150 --> 00:58:29,311 Oh, come on. You shouldn't be usin' the men's room now! 900 00:58:29,419 --> 00:58:31,512 Or a lady's room. (sniffs) Quickly. I.B.S. 901 00:58:31,621 --> 00:58:33,555 If you knew you had the runs, why didn't you shit back at the house? 902 00:58:33,623 --> 00:58:34,590 Quickly! 903 00:58:34,691 --> 00:58:37,023 We don't want Elron finding your stinkin' ass on the crapper! 904 00:58:37,093 --> 00:58:40,187 No choice. It's a medical condition. Quickly! 905 00:58:40,263 --> 00:58:43,255 You one disgustin' individual, you know that? 906 00:58:43,333 --> 00:58:45,995 Come on. Follow me. 907 00:58:47,003 --> 00:58:48,698 (toilet flushes) 908 00:58:54,010 --> 00:58:55,477 I feel 30 pounds lighter. 909 00:58:55,545 --> 00:58:59,504 - Come the fuck on with your stinkass. - Thank you for being so understanding. 910 00:58:59,616 --> 00:59:02,779 Not everyone is, of course, which is why the biggest challenge of I.B.S. 911 00:59:02,886 --> 00:59:05,480 is educating the public. 912 00:59:05,589 --> 00:59:10,117 Afflicts over two million people, yet most of us have never heard of it. 913 00:59:10,193 --> 00:59:13,390 And it strikes without regard to age, gender or race. 914 00:59:13,463 --> 00:59:15,522 Oh, fuck, man, I don't wanna hear about this shit. 915 00:59:15,599 --> 00:59:18,397 Well, that's exactly the kind of attitude we're fighting. 916 00:59:18,468 --> 00:59:21,801 I guess I never told you that's how Mountain Girl and I met. 917 00:59:21,872 --> 00:59:25,364 They had an I.B.S. weekend at Grossinger's up in the Catskills. 918 00:59:25,442 --> 00:59:27,501 Of course, the tourist business there has suffered 919 00:59:27,577 --> 00:59:29,807 with the demise of the Borscht Belt, 920 00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:33,577 so they have various promotions, mixers, so on. 921 00:59:33,683 --> 00:59:38,985 This was a weekend for Irritable Bowel singles to meet and support each other 922 00:59:39,055 --> 00:59:40,579 - and share stories. - Man, look here, 923 00:59:40,690 --> 00:59:42,351 I don't want to hear a single one of them stories, OK? 924 00:59:42,425 --> 00:59:45,326 - Now, some of them are very moving. - Not one fucking story! 925 00:59:45,395 --> 00:59:50,423 - Look, I didn't choose to have I.B.S. - Man, shut the fuck up! 926 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:54,596 There's no cure, you know. Only control. Lifelong condition. 927 00:59:54,671 --> 00:59:57,401 Yeah, you know what? Bein' an asshole's a lifelong condition, too. 928 00:59:57,474 --> 00:59:59,442 Just drop the fuckin' tools. 929 00:59:59,509 --> 01:00:02,000 I'm not complaining. I did meet Mountain Girl. 930 01:00:02,078 --> 01:00:03,602 Man, get back in the fuckin' hole! 931 01:00:04,981 --> 01:00:10,044 Oh! (laughs) Marvel... Marvelous. Marv... This way! This way, gentlemen! 932 01:00:10,153 --> 01:00:15,284 Oh! Excellent! Excellent. Flawless, flawless. Thumbs up. 933 01:00:19,863 --> 01:00:23,924 Can't stop shittin'. Can't stop talkin' about shittin'. 934 01:00:28,571 --> 01:00:32,871 Gentlemen, to we few. We who have shared each other's company, 935 01:00:32,943 --> 01:00:35,639 each other's cares, each other's joys, 936 01:00:35,712 --> 01:00:38,237 and who shall now reap the fruits of our communal efforts, 937 01:00:38,348 --> 01:00:41,044 shoulder to shoulder, from each according to his abilities, 938 01:00:41,151 --> 01:00:42,448 so forth and whatnot. 939 01:00:42,519 --> 01:00:45,283 We have had our little differences along the way, 940 01:00:45,355 --> 01:00:49,655 but I'd like to think that they've only made us value one another all the more. 941 01:00:49,726 --> 01:00:51,819 Each of us coming to understand and appreciate 942 01:00:51,895 --> 01:00:57,299 the other's unique qualities and potencies and, yes, foibles. 943 01:00:58,435 --> 01:01:03,498 I suggest that we shall look back upon this little caper one day, 944 01:01:03,573 --> 01:01:10,411 one distant day, grandchildren dandled upon our knee, 945 01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:15,440 and perhaps a tear will form and we shall say, 946 01:01:15,518 --> 01:01:20,581 "Well, with wit and grit and no small amount of courage, 947 01:01:20,657 --> 01:01:24,991 we accomplished something on that day, 948 01:01:25,061 --> 01:01:30,693 a feat of derring-do, an enterprise not ignoble." 949 01:01:30,767 --> 01:01:36,000 We merry band, unbound by the constraints of society 950 01:01:36,072 --> 01:01:39,769 and the prejudices of the common ruck. 951 01:01:39,843 --> 01:01:43,904 We happy few. 952 01:01:43,980 --> 01:01:47,609 - Gentlemen, to us! - (all) To us! 953 01:01:49,419 --> 01:01:50,977 (laughter) 954 01:01:55,825 --> 01:01:57,816 Charge shoulda gone off already. 955 01:01:58,028 --> 01:01:59,757 I do beg your pardon? 956 01:01:59,829 --> 01:02:03,629 The charge to collapse the tunnel. I set it for eight minutes. 957 01:02:03,700 --> 01:02:08,262 Well, that much time and more has certainly elapsed. 958 01:02:11,007 --> 01:02:14,568 I need not remind you, it is of the essence of this plan 959 01:02:14,644 --> 01:02:17,306 that the money should appear to have simply vanished without a trace, 960 01:02:17,380 --> 01:02:20,213 - spirited away, as it were, by ghosts. - Of course. 961 01:02:20,316 --> 01:02:23,046 The conundrum of the undisturbed, yet empty vault, 962 01:02:23,153 --> 01:02:25,986 the unsolvable riddle of the sealed yet violated sanctum, 963 01:02:26,056 --> 01:02:27,284 is of the utmost importance, 964 01:02:27,357 --> 01:02:30,690 not only to make our caper more intellectually satisfying, 965 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:33,422 it is exigent as a matter of practical fact. 966 01:02:33,496 --> 01:02:39,162 I remind you that if any tunnel is ever found leading to this house, 967 01:02:40,203 --> 01:02:44,970 the owner knows all your names. 968 01:03:12,502 --> 01:03:14,902 (stomach rumbling) 969 01:03:31,454 --> 01:03:33,752 (alarm) 970 01:03:41,297 --> 01:03:44,528 ("Trouble of This World") 971 01:04:01,251 --> 01:04:02,684 (rumbling) 972 01:04:22,105 --> 01:04:24,938 You just fart? 973 01:04:25,008 --> 01:04:27,533 (laughing) 974 01:04:36,953 --> 01:04:42,050 Nope, nope, I'm fine. Perfectly all right! Not a problem! 975 01:04:42,125 --> 01:04:44,525 There's no hole left. 976 01:04:44,594 --> 01:04:46,994 Professor! 977 01:04:48,064 --> 01:04:49,827 I'm surprised! 978 01:04:49,899 --> 01:04:58,705 Well... uh... properly speaking, madam, we are surprised. You are taken aback. 979 01:04:58,775 --> 01:05:00,936 Though I do acknowledge that the sense that you intend 980 01:05:01,010 --> 01:05:05,709 is gaining increasing currency through its use, yes. 981 01:05:05,815 --> 01:05:09,080 You have returned from your devotions betimes. 982 01:05:09,185 --> 01:05:10,652 I had to make tea. 983 01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:15,248 I want to talk to you, Professor, so don't you be leavin'! 984 01:05:15,325 --> 01:05:21,355 And you! I told you I don't want any smokin' in this house! 985 01:05:21,431 --> 01:05:23,899 (doorbell rings) 986 01:05:27,170 --> 01:05:29,161 (sighs) 987 01:05:30,974 --> 01:05:33,067 Oh, come on in! 988 01:05:33,142 --> 01:05:35,337 How you doin'? 989 01:05:35,411 --> 01:05:37,436 (chattering) 990 01:05:47,991 --> 01:05:50,892 Tea, ladies. 991 01:06:02,972 --> 01:06:05,065 Now, I don't know what you boys been up to, 992 01:06:05,141 --> 01:06:09,475 but I know mischief when I see it. Now, I want an explanation, but first, 993 01:06:09,545 --> 01:06:13,140 I want you to get your fannies up here with all y'all's period instruments. 994 01:06:13,249 --> 01:06:19,518 Now, I been tellin' the ladies about your music, and they want to hear you play. 995 01:06:33,269 --> 01:06:36,705 - Professor? - Yes, Lump? 996 01:06:36,939 --> 01:06:40,875 I can't really play the buttsack. 997 01:06:42,612 --> 01:06:44,512 (chattering stops) 998 01:06:44,580 --> 01:06:48,448 Madam, or rather, mesdames, 999 01:06:48,518 --> 01:06:51,419 you must accept our apologies for not bein' able to perform, 1000 01:06:51,487 --> 01:06:53,546 for, as you see, we are shorthanded. 1001 01:06:53,656 --> 01:06:56,284 Gawain is still at work, 1002 01:06:56,359 --> 01:06:59,260 and we could no more play with one part tacit 1003 01:06:59,329 --> 01:07:03,026 than a horse could canter shy one leg. 1004 01:07:06,469 --> 01:07:09,563 Perhaps I could offer, 1005 01:07:09,639 --> 01:07:16,203 as a poor but ready substitute, a brief poetic recital. 1006 01:07:16,279 --> 01:07:22,240 Though I do not pretend to any great oratorical skills, (laughs) 1007 01:07:22,352 --> 01:07:25,844 I would be happy to present, with your ladies' permission, 1008 01:07:26,856 --> 01:07:32,089 verse from the unquiet mind of Mr. Edgar Allan Poe. 1009 01:07:39,702 --> 01:07:45,265 "Ladies, thy beauty is to me 1010 01:07:45,341 --> 01:07:49,004 Like those Nicean barks of yore, 1011 01:07:49,078 --> 01:07:57,383 That gently, o'er a perfumed sea, The weary, wayworn wanderer bore 1012 01:07:57,453 --> 01:08:01,082 To his own native shore." 1013 01:08:01,157 --> 01:08:03,955 - (ladies sigh) - My, my, my. 1014 01:08:04,427 --> 01:08:08,887 "On desperate seas long wont to roam, 1015 01:08:08,965 --> 01:08:15,370 Thy hyacinth hair, thy classic face, 1016 01:08:16,939 --> 01:08:20,568 Thy Naiad airs have brought me home 1017 01:08:20,643 --> 01:08:27,276 To the glory that was Greece And the grandeur that was Rome." 1018 01:08:28,284 --> 01:08:30,184 (tea lady #1) Glory hallelujah. 1019 01:08:30,253 --> 01:08:31,686 (all) Amen! 1020 01:08:37,927 --> 01:08:38,951 Hm? 1021 01:08:39,028 --> 01:08:42,555 (Dorr) Bye-bye, ladies. It was... it was my pleasure. 1022 01:08:42,632 --> 01:08:46,124 - (tea lady #1) We have to do this again. - (tea lady #2) Yes, we do got to. 1023 01:08:46,202 --> 01:08:49,069 Such a pleasure. Safe home. Safe home. 1024 01:08:49,138 --> 01:08:50,628 (Mrs. Munson chuckles) 1025 01:08:50,706 --> 01:08:53,641 - Now I want to know what's goin' on. - Oh, indeed, indeed. 1026 01:08:53,709 --> 01:08:57,008 The thirst for knowledge is a very commendable thing. 1027 01:08:57,547 --> 01:09:02,951 Though I do believe that when you hear the explanation you shall laugh riotously, 1028 01:09:03,052 --> 01:09:07,648 slappin' your knee and perhaps even wipin' away a giddy tear, 1029 01:09:07,723 --> 01:09:09,953 relieved of your former concern. 1030 01:09:10,026 --> 01:09:13,621 Lump here is an avid collector of Indian arrowheads, 1031 01:09:13,830 --> 01:09:18,233 and having found one simply lying on your cellar floor - 1032 01:09:18,301 --> 01:09:20,531 - a particularly rare artifact of the Natchez tribe? - 1033 01:09:20,603 --> 01:09:21,467 Nats... what? 1034 01:09:21,537 --> 01:09:25,803 He enlisted the entire ensemble in an all-out effort to sift through the subsoil 1035 01:09:25,875 --> 01:09:27,536 in search of others. 1036 01:09:27,610 --> 01:09:31,137 And apparently, in doing so, we hit a mother lode of natural gas. 1037 01:09:31,247 --> 01:09:34,876 I myself became acutely aware of the smell of "rotten eggs." 1038 01:09:34,984 --> 01:09:38,044 And it was just at this inopportune moment 1039 01:09:38,154 --> 01:09:42,682 that the General here violated the cardinal rule of this house 1040 01:09:42,892 --> 01:09:47,795 - and lit himself a cigarette. - So sorry. 1041 01:09:50,466 --> 01:09:53,867 Well, what about all that money? 1042 01:09:53,936 --> 01:09:54,925 Ah. 1043 01:09:56,239 --> 01:10:00,573 The money. Well, the money is Mr. Pancake's. 1044 01:10:00,643 --> 01:10:04,238 - (clears throat) That's right. - Who only just remortgaged his home 1045 01:10:04,313 --> 01:10:07,373 in order to raise the money for a surgical procedure 1046 01:10:07,483 --> 01:10:11,317 that will correct the wandering eye of his common-law wife, Mountain Water, 1047 01:10:11,387 --> 01:10:18,953 who suffers from astigmia, strabismus and a general curdling of the vitreous jelly. 1048 01:10:19,028 --> 01:10:24,398 Mr. Pancake is an ardent foe of the Federal Reserve, 1049 01:10:24,467 --> 01:10:27,265 and is, in fact, one of those eccentrics one often reads about 1050 01:10:27,336 --> 01:10:29,304 hoardin' his entire life savings, 1051 01:10:29,372 --> 01:10:35,777 in Mr. Pancake 's case, in a Hefty bag that is his constant companion. 1052 01:10:35,845 --> 01:10:41,681 - The Steel Sak. - Don't trust the banks. Never have. 1053 01:10:49,091 --> 01:10:50,524 Mm-mn. 1054 01:10:50,593 --> 01:10:52,493 It don't smell right to me. 1055 01:10:52,562 --> 01:10:55,759 - I'm callin' Sheriff Wyner. - No! Madam! 1056 01:10:55,831 --> 01:10:57,526 Please, please. Madam! 1057 01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:00,330 No, no, I beg of... Yes! Yes! 1058 01:11:00,369 --> 01:11:03,099 It is a lie! It is a fantastic tale! 1059 01:11:03,172 --> 01:11:06,300 You have us dead to rights, but, madam, please, please, please 1060 01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:10,436 allow me to tell you the truth in private. 1061 01:11:13,749 --> 01:11:15,910 Madam... 1062 01:11:19,388 --> 01:11:24,519 Madam, we are not musicians of the late Renaissance. 1063 01:11:24,594 --> 01:11:27,791 - Nor of the early, nor mid period. - Mm-hm. 1064 01:11:28,464 --> 01:11:32,662 We are, in fact, 1065 01:11:32,735 --> 01:11:34,896 criminals. 1066 01:11:34,971 --> 01:11:37,667 Desperate men, Mrs. Munson. 1067 01:11:37,740 --> 01:11:45,670 We have tunneled into the nearby offices of the Bandit Queen gambling emporium 1068 01:11:45,748 --> 01:11:50,048 - and relieved it of its treasure. - Lord have mercy. 1069 01:11:50,152 --> 01:11:51,312 It is true. 1070 01:11:51,420 --> 01:11:54,389 The Bandit Queen is a den of iniquity, 1071 01:11:54,490 --> 01:11:58,756 a painted harlot luring people into sin by exciting the vice of greed 1072 01:11:58,828 --> 01:12:01,661 with her promise of easy winnings. Oh, yes. 1073 01:12:01,731 --> 01:12:04,666 Her gains are ill-gotten. 1074 01:12:05,334 --> 01:12:12,900 But, I offer no excuses - save one. 1075 01:12:12,975 --> 01:12:17,344 We men have each pledged one half of our share of the booty 1076 01:12:17,413 --> 01:12:19,176 to a charitable institution. 1077 01:12:19,281 --> 01:12:21,749 In compensation for the use of your home, 1078 01:12:21,851 --> 01:12:28,916 we had planned to donate a full share to Bob Jones University, 1079 01:12:28,991 --> 01:12:33,428 without burdening you with guilty knowledge by informing you of same. 1080 01:12:33,496 --> 01:12:37,330 But now you have wrested the information from me. 1081 01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:40,801 There you have it. It is on your table, Mrs. Munson. 1082 01:12:40,870 --> 01:12:44,431 The "awful truth." 1083 01:12:44,507 --> 01:12:49,535 - Stolen money. - But find the victim, Mrs. Munson. 1084 01:12:49,612 --> 01:12:53,708 I challenge you. Even the casino itself, that riparian Gomorrah, 1085 01:12:53,816 --> 01:12:55,784 shall suffer no harm. 1086 01:12:55,851 --> 01:12:58,911 It has an insurance company. 1087 01:12:59,021 --> 01:13:04,323 A financial behemoth that will cheerfully replenish its depleted vaults. 1088 01:13:04,393 --> 01:13:05,917 That is its function. 1089 01:13:05,995 --> 01:13:11,297 And that insurance company has tens and tens of thousands of policyholders. 1090 01:13:11,367 --> 01:13:13,631 So that... We have done the calculations, Mrs. Munson. 1091 01:13:13,703 --> 01:13:16,934 So that at the end of the day, at the final reckoning, 1092 01:13:17,006 --> 01:13:22,410 each and every one of those policyholders shall have contributed one penny. 1093 01:13:22,478 --> 01:13:28,474 One, single, solitary cent to the satisfaction of this claim. 1094 01:13:28,584 --> 01:13:32,850 - One penny? - One penny. Think of it, Mrs. Munson. 1095 01:13:32,922 --> 01:13:37,916 One penny from those thousands upon thousands of people 1096 01:13:37,993 --> 01:13:44,398 so that Bob Jones University can continue on its mission. 1097 01:13:44,467 --> 01:13:47,061 Why, I have no doubt that, were those policy holders made aware 1098 01:13:47,136 --> 01:13:50,367 of the existence of that august institution, each and every one of them 1099 01:13:50,439 --> 01:13:55,308 would have volunteered some token amount for the furtherance of its aims. 1100 01:13:55,377 --> 01:13:57,311 Well, that's prob'ly true. 1101 01:13:57,379 --> 01:14:03,614 Sadly, the criminal stain is upon my soul, 1102 01:14:03,686 --> 01:14:08,783 but the benefit shall accrue to any number of worthy causes 1103 01:14:08,858 --> 01:14:14,194 as long, that is, as the secret stays with us. 1104 01:14:16,699 --> 01:14:19,634 Well... 1105 01:14:19,702 --> 01:14:23,695 I can't hardly see the harm in it. 1106 01:14:24,707 --> 01:14:26,698 - One penny? - (mouthing) One penny. 1107 01:14:38,721 --> 01:14:41,053 - I'm sorry. - Excuse me? 1108 01:14:41,123 --> 01:14:44,559 No, I'm sorry, it's wrong, and don't you be leadin' me into temptation. 1109 01:14:44,627 --> 01:14:47,721 - No, no, madam, I must strenuously... - I'm sorry, it's just plain wrong. 1110 01:14:47,797 --> 01:14:49,059 - Stealin'! - No, madam... 1111 01:14:49,131 --> 01:14:51,656 - I know your intentions was good. - No, they weren't! 1112 01:14:51,734 --> 01:14:54,635 And I won't call the police if you give back the money 1113 01:14:54,703 --> 01:14:56,568 and y'all go to church with me next Sunday. 1114 01:14:56,639 --> 01:15:01,235 And engage in divine worship?! 1115 01:15:01,310 --> 01:15:04,302 I've made up my mind. 1116 01:15:04,380 --> 01:15:09,875 Now, you can doubletalk all you want. It's church or the county jail. 1117 01:15:09,985 --> 01:15:13,648 Think it over. I gotta feed the cat. 1118 01:15:23,499 --> 01:15:25,899 (plucks strings) 1119 01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:34,632 - Motherfuck! - Yes. 1120 01:15:34,710 --> 01:15:38,202 Unfortunately, Mrs. Munson has rather complicated the situation. 1121 01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:40,714 Yeah, well, I know how to decomplicate it. 1122 01:15:40,950 --> 01:15:45,853 You bust a cap in that old bitch's head, everything be simple. 1123 01:15:48,424 --> 01:15:52,656 Not easy to do. Many reasons. 1124 01:15:52,728 --> 01:15:56,630 Practical ones: Quiet neighborhood, sleepy town. 1125 01:15:56,699 --> 01:15:59,691 Reasons of moral repugnance: A harmless woman, 1126 01:15:59,768 --> 01:16:02,430 a deed conceived and executed in cold blood. 1127 01:16:02,504 --> 01:16:05,905 Oh, no, Gawain, would that it were simple. 1128 01:16:05,975 --> 01:16:09,411 Well, fuck, man! What we gonna do? Give the money back and go to church? 1129 01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:14,681 I shudder. I quake. 1130 01:16:15,451 --> 01:16:17,942 You, sir, are a Buddhist. 1131 01:16:18,053 --> 01:16:20,487 Is there not a "middle" way? 1132 01:16:20,556 --> 01:16:22,922 Mm. 1133 01:16:25,895 --> 01:16:29,490 Must float like a leaf on the river of life... 1134 01:16:31,166 --> 01:16:33,430 ...and kill old lady. 1135 01:16:36,105 --> 01:16:39,040 Yes, yes, I suppose you are right. 1136 01:16:39,108 --> 01:16:43,169 It is the active nature of the crime, though, that so abhors. 1137 01:16:43,245 --> 01:16:45,611 The squeezing of the trigger, the plunging of the knife. 1138 01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:51,242 But... let us think a moment. 1139 01:16:51,353 --> 01:16:54,652 What other tools do we have at hand? 1140 01:16:54,723 --> 01:16:56,691 We have the cellar. 1141 01:16:56,759 --> 01:16:59,091 We have the cavity. 1142 01:16:59,161 --> 01:17:03,461 We have masonry and trowel. 1143 01:17:03,532 --> 01:17:10,165 Perhaps we could simply... immure her. 1144 01:17:10,239 --> 01:17:13,675 Sure. Easiest thing in the world. I can whip up a little mortar in a snow saucer. 1145 01:17:13,742 --> 01:17:16,575 Lay the bricks. Anchor in some chains. 1146 01:17:16,645 --> 01:17:18,340 Mountain Girl could outsource the manacles. 1147 01:17:18,414 --> 01:17:21,872 Ah, gentlemen, gentlemen, we delude ourselves. 1148 01:17:21,951 --> 01:17:25,887 No, shortest and painless is best. 1149 01:17:26,588 --> 01:17:33,152 Gawain's gun, retort muffled by a pillow, into the brain. 1150 01:17:33,228 --> 01:17:34,718 (claps) The affair of an instant. 1151 01:17:35,898 --> 01:17:41,234 The only question is who wields the weapon? 1152 01:17:41,904 --> 01:17:46,068 I believe it is traditional in such circumstances to draw straws. 1153 01:17:46,842 --> 01:17:49,868 Fair enough. Here you go, Lump. 1154 01:17:51,113 --> 01:17:54,412 I'm thinkin', though, that since I lost a finger - 1155 01:17:55,084 --> 01:17:58,815 - and I mean literally lost it 'cause of that fuckin' cat - 1156 01:17:58,887 --> 01:18:02,186 maybe I should be excused from this thing. 1157 01:18:02,257 --> 01:18:04,225 Hard for me to squeeze a trigger anyway. 1158 01:18:04,293 --> 01:18:06,523 You one whiny muthafucka. 1159 01:18:06,595 --> 01:18:09,826 I'll come over there and squeeze your fuckin' nutsack, you keep that bullshit up. 1160 01:18:09,898 --> 01:18:11,331 Shut up, punk! 1161 01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:13,231 - I'll kick your goddamn ass, sweet-legs! - Gentlemen! 1162 01:18:13,302 --> 01:18:15,896 No special pleading. No exceptions. 1163 01:18:15,971 --> 01:18:19,566 It is of the nature of the situation we would all prefer to be excused. 1164 01:18:20,676 --> 01:18:23,008 Well, OK, it was just a trial balloon. 1165 01:19:01,316 --> 01:19:06,253 Long straw. You all see it. All that fuss for nothin', punk. 1166 01:19:06,355 --> 01:19:08,323 Fuck you. 1167 01:19:22,538 --> 01:19:23,630 Motherfuck! 1168 01:19:23,705 --> 01:19:26,538 Lord. I'm troubled 1169 01:19:26,708 --> 01:19:30,303 Lord. I'm troubled 1170 01:19:30,379 --> 01:19:35,578 Lord. I'm troubled Oh. Lord. by my soul 1171 01:19:35,684 --> 01:19:43,420 My Lord. but when I get up in the Kingdom. Lord 1172 01:19:44,193 --> 01:19:48,596 I won't be troubled no more 1173 01:19:48,664 --> 01:19:54,625 - Oh. Lord. I'm troubled - Lord. I'm troubled 1174 01:19:54,703 --> 01:19:58,230 Lord. I'm troubled 1175 01:19:58,307 --> 01:20:02,073 - (TV) Oh. would you like a hot cross bun? - No. just an explanation. 1176 01:20:02,144 --> 01:20:03,475 Coming up! 1177 01:20:03,545 --> 01:20:06,537 - Ouisie. I'll take some cocoa. - Hi. George. 1178 01:20:06,615 --> 01:20:07,639 What's goin' on? 1179 01:20:07,749 --> 01:20:11,446 George! How did they get in here?! 1180 01:20:11,553 --> 01:20:13,953 (raucous laughter) 1181 01:20:16,758 --> 01:20:19,556 - What you got there, Gawain? - Why, nothin', Mama. 1182 01:20:19,628 --> 01:20:23,359 Nothin', my ass! You got a dog there! 1183 01:20:23,432 --> 01:20:27,562 - No, Mama. - A filthy, noisy little pest of a puppy dog 1184 01:20:27,636 --> 01:20:30,628 - gonna shit all over the house! - He won't shit in the house, Mama. 1185 01:20:30,706 --> 01:20:33,300 I'm gonna train him, I promise. I'll train him real good! 1186 01:20:33,375 --> 01:20:35,502 I'm gonna train you real good! 1187 01:20:35,577 --> 01:20:39,536 You wait till your daddy get home. He gonna lay into you proper! 1188 01:20:39,648 --> 01:20:42,242 No, Mama! Please, Mama! I love you! 1189 01:20:42,351 --> 01:20:44,251 Your daddy gonna kick yo' ass! 1190 01:20:44,319 --> 01:20:46,480 Mama's whuppin' Gawain's ass! 1191 01:20:46,588 --> 01:20:48,783 Ain't you gonna use the strap, Mama? 1192 01:20:48,857 --> 01:20:52,884 I love you, Mama. I'm sorry, Mama, I love you. 1193 01:20:52,961 --> 01:20:56,658 Yeah, I'll wipe the dog's ass and everything, Mama. 1194 01:20:58,834 --> 01:21:00,699 I'll train him to shit in the toilet, Mama. 1195 01:21:00,769 --> 01:21:04,705 - I'll wipe his ass and everything, Mama. - What you doin'? 1196 01:21:04,940 --> 01:21:07,568 What you doin' with my pillow? 1197 01:21:07,643 --> 01:21:08,701 Nothin', ma'am. I just came down to get a... 1198 01:21:08,944 --> 01:21:11,174 - Ugh! - I'm displeased with you! 1199 01:21:11,246 --> 01:21:13,043 - Yeah, but... - Fine colored boy like you 1200 01:21:13,148 --> 01:21:16,174 - fallin' in with that trash downstairs! - Ugh! 1201 01:21:16,285 --> 01:21:20,119 Now, I know your mama taught you better than that! 1202 01:21:24,026 --> 01:21:28,087 I can't do it. She remind me of my mama. 1203 01:21:28,163 --> 01:21:30,825 - Look, man... - Why, this is most irregular. 1204 01:21:30,899 --> 01:21:33,129 ...y'all muthafuckas just gonna have to draw straws again. 1205 01:21:33,202 --> 01:21:36,296 Wait a minute. You've got to accept your responsibilities, young man, 1206 01:21:36,371 --> 01:21:37,804 and shoot that old lady. 1207 01:21:37,873 --> 01:21:40,341 Hey, man, fuck you and your irritated bowel! 1208 01:21:40,409 --> 01:21:41,603 Must shoot. 1209 01:21:41,677 --> 01:21:43,076 Now, look here, it's the easiest thing in the world. 1210 01:21:43,145 --> 01:21:47,172 Just pretend her head's a casaba melon and the gun is a melon baller. 1211 01:21:47,282 --> 01:21:49,682 What the fuck are you talkin' about? A melon baller? 1212 01:21:49,751 --> 01:21:52,720 - Look, man, you do it. - Oh, this is most irregular. 1213 01:21:52,821 --> 01:21:56,621 Now, look, with equal rights comes equal responsibility. 1214 01:21:56,692 --> 01:21:59,525 I'm afraid Mr. Pancake is correct. We cannot draw straws again. 1215 01:21:59,595 --> 01:22:04,294 The exercise would lose all credibility if you show the loser can simply beg off. 1216 01:22:04,366 --> 01:22:06,231 Must shoot. 1217 01:22:07,603 --> 01:22:11,061 Hey, look, man, she's just an old colored lady to you. 1218 01:22:11,139 --> 01:22:12,606 Come on, man, you do it. 1219 01:22:12,674 --> 01:22:17,611 - Why, you sniveling little coward. - What did you say to me? 1220 01:22:17,679 --> 01:22:20,773 - Sniveling little coward. - You whiny muthafucka. 1221 01:22:20,882 --> 01:22:24,010 I will come up yo' stankin', irritated asshole with this gun 1222 01:22:24,119 --> 01:22:26,019 and give you a lead colonic, muthafucka! 1223 01:22:26,088 --> 01:22:28,454 You think you scare me, you mewling punk? 1224 01:22:28,523 --> 01:22:32,357 You don't scare me. Bull Connor and all his dogs didn't scare me! 1225 01:22:32,427 --> 01:22:34,520 Now, be a man. 1226 01:22:34,596 --> 01:22:38,293 You fuck! You ain't no fuckin' man! 1227 01:22:38,367 --> 01:22:40,665 - Oh, my, this is most distressin'. - Be a man! 1228 01:22:40,736 --> 01:22:43,967 You ain't no fuckin' man! Fuckin' a 60-year-old with pigtails! 1229 01:22:44,039 --> 01:22:47,770 Why, you bastard punk! Mountain Girl is 53! 1230 01:22:47,976 --> 01:22:50,376 - She could ride your ass to jelly! - Oh, yeah?! 1231 01:22:50,445 --> 01:22:51,969 (both grunting) 1232 01:22:52,047 --> 01:22:53,173 - Gentlemen, please! - I seen Virginia hams 1233 01:22:53,282 --> 01:22:56,251 I'd rather stick my dick in than that big ol' white chick! 1234 01:22:56,351 --> 01:22:57,750 (gunshot) 1235 01:23:03,692 --> 01:23:04,886 Oh, my God. 1236 01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:07,690 Oh, no. 1237 01:23:08,030 --> 01:23:09,156 Oh, my. 1238 01:23:10,132 --> 01:23:14,694 - I think he's hit. - (Lump) Oh, no. 1239 01:23:17,572 --> 01:23:20,700 I'll just check the carotid artery. 1240 01:23:24,846 --> 01:23:27,747 - That's a negative. - Is he dead, Professor? 1241 01:23:27,849 --> 01:23:30,545 Oh, sure he's dead, Lump. I just checked his carotid artery. 1242 01:23:30,652 --> 01:23:33,212 (Dorr) Well, this is most irregular. 1243 01:23:34,656 --> 01:23:36,749 We shall need a Hefty bag. 1244 01:23:45,100 --> 01:23:47,068 She is in the kitchen. 1245 01:23:47,135 --> 01:23:52,630 You steal out with the carcass while I dazzle her with conversation. 1246 01:23:57,279 --> 01:24:03,843 My dear Mrs. Munson, I have outlined your position with my colleagues, 1247 01:24:03,952 --> 01:24:08,321 and I now return to you to render our collective verdict. 1248 01:24:08,390 --> 01:24:13,623 There was much spirited discussion and an atmosphere of frank give-and-take. 1249 01:24:13,695 --> 01:24:16,129 Some of our number were initially appalled at your proposal 1250 01:24:16,198 --> 01:24:19,292 that we simply return the money. Some were more receptive. 1251 01:24:19,368 --> 01:24:21,734 I don't care if they was receptive or not! 1252 01:24:21,803 --> 01:24:24,601 And that attitude, madam, was a factor in our discussions. 1253 01:24:24,673 --> 01:24:28,609 To a man, I must say they were devastated at the prospect 1254 01:24:28,677 --> 01:24:31,339 of not being able to contribute to their respective charities. 1255 01:24:31,413 --> 01:24:33,506 - Well, that is a shame. - Indeed, 1256 01:24:33,615 --> 01:24:37,551 but at the end of the day, your position prevailed. 1257 01:24:37,652 --> 01:24:41,418 So we have decided to return the money, every last cent of it, 1258 01:24:41,490 --> 01:24:45,324 and attend Sunday services, rather than spend the remainder of our days 1259 01:24:45,394 --> 01:24:47,658 wastin' away at the Mississippi Men's Correctional Facility. 1260 01:24:47,729 --> 01:24:48,753 (thud) 1261 01:24:48,964 --> 01:24:52,263 Though that was the original preference of some. 1262 01:24:58,373 --> 01:25:00,637 (grunts) 1263 01:25:31,940 --> 01:25:34,431 You are not assistin' with the cadaver. 1264 01:25:35,110 --> 01:25:36,702 Oh, no need. 1265 01:25:36,778 --> 01:25:39,212 Just chuck it off the bridge. Easiest thing in the world. 1266 01:25:39,281 --> 01:25:41,647 - I'm just cleanin' up here. - (door shuts) 1267 01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:45,379 Oh! That's them. Back already. 1268 01:25:45,487 --> 01:25:48,081 I'll just go dump these in the hearse. 1269 01:25:48,190 --> 01:25:51,751 Yeah, easiest thing in the world. 1270 01:26:07,976 --> 01:26:08,965 General! 1271 01:26:10,645 --> 01:26:12,772 No extra share, huh? 1272 01:26:18,286 --> 01:26:20,686 (grunts/stomach rumbling) 1273 01:26:35,971 --> 01:26:38,371 - Mountain? - Garth? 1274 01:26:38,440 --> 01:26:40,032 (gasps) 1275 01:26:41,910 --> 01:26:45,402 - I.B.S., dear? - (choking) 1276 01:26:47,716 --> 01:26:51,516 Oh. come 1277 01:26:51,586 --> 01:26:54,487 Let us go back 1278 01:26:55,690 --> 01:26:57,055 To God 1279 01:26:57,125 --> 01:27:01,357 - Go back to God - Oh. come on 1280 01:27:01,429 --> 01:27:05,923 - Let's go back to God - Let us go back 1281 01:27:06,001 --> 01:27:08,902 - Let's go back to God - Come on 1282 01:27:08,970 --> 01:27:11,598 Let's go back to God 1283 01:27:11,840 --> 01:27:13,330 Get Garth. 1284 01:27:15,277 --> 01:27:19,407 Let us go back 1285 01:27:19,514 --> 01:27:21,038 To God 1286 01:27:21,149 --> 01:27:25,609 Go back to God 1287 01:27:39,267 --> 01:27:44,637 Excellent. I believe, at last, we have the right man for the job. 1288 01:27:44,706 --> 01:27:48,005 (snoring) 1289 01:27:48,076 --> 01:27:50,738 ("Weeping Mary") 1290 01:28:27,349 --> 01:28:29,909 (continues snoring) 1291 01:28:35,290 --> 01:28:41,559 They crucified the Savior 1292 01:28:42,731 --> 01:28:49,830 They crucified the Savior 1293 01:28:49,904 --> 01:28:56,867 They crucified the Savior 1294 01:28:56,945 --> 01:29:01,348 And nailed Him to the cross 1295 01:29:01,416 --> 01:29:03,316 (song continues) 1296 01:29:08,456 --> 01:29:10,720 (clock cuckoos) 1297 01:29:24,973 --> 01:29:26,531 (cat screeches) 1298 01:29:49,197 --> 01:29:50,926 (thunderclaps) 1299 01:29:50,999 --> 01:29:56,699 The old woman is a more formidable antagonist than one had imagined. 1300 01:29:56,938 --> 01:29:59,270 (foghorn blows) 1301 01:30:05,013 --> 01:30:07,413 (grunts) 1302 01:30:18,493 --> 01:30:21,018 Now, Lump, 1303 01:30:21,730 --> 01:30:25,689 it falls to you to finish the job. 1304 01:30:26,835 --> 01:30:30,168 - The comedy must end. - You know, 1305 01:30:30,238 --> 01:30:35,870 - I've been doin' some thinkin', Professor. - Oh, dear. 1306 01:30:35,944 --> 01:30:38,811 Maybe we should be goin' to church. Maybe she is right. 1307 01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:43,010 Ooh, dear, Lump. I feared those would be your words. 1308 01:30:43,118 --> 01:30:46,679 Not that I don't appreciate you giving the matter the benefit of your thought, 1309 01:30:46,788 --> 01:30:50,724 but recall, my dear boy, our respective functions in this enterprise. 1310 01:30:50,792 --> 01:30:55,729 I am a professor. The professor, as you yourself so often say. The thinker. 1311 01:30:55,797 --> 01:30:58,197 Trained, in fact, in the arts of cogitation. 1312 01:30:58,266 --> 01:31:01,429 You, Lump, are the goon, the hooligan, the dumb brute, 1313 01:31:01,503 --> 01:31:03,994 whose actions must be directed by a higher intelligence. 1314 01:31:04,072 --> 01:31:05,539 Yeah, I know, but... 1315 01:31:05,607 --> 01:31:08,405 Ah, ah, ah! No buts, dear boy. Do not repeat the error of thinkin'. 1316 01:31:08,476 --> 01:31:14,813 Now is the moment of praxis. Now, Lump, you must act. 1317 01:31:17,385 --> 01:31:21,879 Well, I can't do it, Professor. A nice old lady like that. 1318 01:31:21,990 --> 01:31:25,153 Think of the riches, Lump, that you and I alone shall divide. 1319 01:31:25,226 --> 01:31:26,352 Yeah, I know, but... 1320 01:31:26,427 --> 01:31:30,227 And reflect also that if you decline to act, thus forcin' me to do so, 1321 01:31:30,298 --> 01:31:32,664 you shall no longer have any entitlement to the money. 1322 01:31:32,734 --> 01:31:36,693 Your offices shall have been nugatory. 1323 01:31:36,771 --> 01:31:39,501 You mean you're gonna kill her? 1324 01:31:40,308 --> 01:31:43,744 Of course, yes. My hand shall be forced. 1325 01:31:44,746 --> 01:31:47,044 I can't allow you to do that, Professor. 1326 01:31:49,284 --> 01:31:53,015 (laughs) You... 1327 01:31:53,087 --> 01:31:55,055 ...allow? - Mm-hm. 1328 01:31:56,157 --> 01:31:57,590 Not allow? 1329 01:32:00,261 --> 01:32:02,559 What presumption! 1330 01:32:02,630 --> 01:32:04,894 You stupid boy! 1331 01:32:05,633 --> 01:32:11,162 You very, very, extremely stupid boy. 1332 01:32:11,239 --> 01:32:13,366 Oh, yeah? 1333 01:32:13,441 --> 01:32:16,376 Who looks stupid now? 1334 01:32:24,485 --> 01:32:25,611 No bullets? 1335 01:32:33,394 --> 01:32:37,330 Perhaps it had to be thus. 1336 01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:43,129 "Lo! in yon brilliant window-niche 1337 01:32:43,204 --> 01:32:46,264 How statue-like I see thee stand..." 1338 01:32:51,279 --> 01:32:53,873 A raven. 1339 01:32:56,217 --> 01:32:57,809 (squawks) 1340 01:33:02,790 --> 01:33:05,384 "...The agate lamp within thy hand!" 1341 01:33:06,728 --> 01:33:13,600 "Ah, Psyche, from the regions which 1342 01:33:13,668 --> 01:33:16,159 Are Holy Land!" 1343 01:33:17,338 --> 01:33:19,272 Ugh! 1344 01:33:29,951 --> 01:33:33,478 (coat tears) 1345 01:34:12,327 --> 01:34:14,192 Huh? 1346 01:34:18,566 --> 01:34:21,433 Uh-huh. 1347 01:34:23,871 --> 01:34:26,669 Professor? (gasps) 1348 01:34:28,910 --> 01:34:33,210 Mm, mm, mm! Couldn't face the music. 1349 01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:43,084 I appreciate that, but we don't know what to do. Tried that, too. 1350 01:34:43,157 --> 01:34:44,624 Oh... 1351 01:34:45,493 --> 01:34:49,122 - Uh, Mrs. Munson... - Gotta make a statement, Sheriff. 1352 01:34:49,197 --> 01:34:51,631 Ma'am, could it possibly wait? We're kinda busy down here today. 1353 01:34:51,699 --> 01:34:56,500 Oh, well, I suppose it could wait, but it's about that casino money. 1354 01:34:59,040 --> 01:35:02,066 Let me call you back. You know somethin' about it? 1355 01:35:02,143 --> 01:35:04,703 Somethin'? Everything! I got it at home. 1356 01:35:05,680 --> 01:35:09,639 - You got what at home? - The money! $1.6 million dollars. 1357 01:35:09,717 --> 01:35:13,084 - It's down in my root cellar. - How did it get there, Marva? 1358 01:35:13,154 --> 01:35:16,453 Well, a bunch of desperate men stole it and put it there, that's how! 1359 01:35:16,524 --> 01:35:20,392 See, they was musicians of the Renaissance period. 1360 01:35:20,461 --> 01:35:23,123 (chuckles) Turned out they really couldn't play, 1361 01:35:23,197 --> 01:35:27,224 but they could recite poems that'd break your heart. 1362 01:35:27,301 --> 01:35:31,067 - The ringleader spoke in dead tongues. - Does he now? 1363 01:35:31,139 --> 01:35:32,970 Oh, I tried to get you to see him. 1364 01:35:33,041 --> 01:35:34,872 - That night. - Yes, ma'am. 1365 01:35:34,942 --> 01:35:37,706 I had to holler at 'em about stealin' all that money. 1366 01:35:38,513 --> 01:35:40,640 And I guess I made 'em feel real bad, 1367 01:35:40,748 --> 01:35:45,447 'cause they just picked up and left without takin' the money! 1368 01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:49,320 And they let Pickles out! 1369 01:35:49,390 --> 01:35:51,290 So you want us to come over and fetch him. 1370 01:35:51,359 --> 01:35:53,293 Oh, no, no, he's back. 1371 01:35:53,361 --> 01:35:56,262 What you want me to do with the money? 1372 01:36:00,001 --> 01:36:03,437 You keep it! Why don't you keep it? 1373 01:36:04,639 --> 01:36:07,938 - Keep it? - Go on and keep it, Miss Marva. 1374 01:36:11,045 --> 01:36:12,876 Well... 1375 01:36:13,881 --> 01:36:17,578 It is just a penny off of everybody's policy. 1376 01:36:22,156 --> 01:36:25,250 - Could...? 1377 01:36:25,326 --> 01:36:27,817 - You don't suppose I could...? - Yes, ma'am? 1378 01:36:29,997 --> 01:36:33,455 Could I just give it all to Bob Jones University? 1379 01:36:40,041 --> 01:36:43,204 Yeah. That'd be nice. 1380 01:36:44,912 --> 01:36:48,973 Give it all to 'em! That's a good idea! 1381 01:36:55,389 --> 01:36:59,485 As long as everybody knows. 1382 01:37:00,294 --> 01:37:04,458 ("Let Your Light Shine on Me" by Blind Willie Johnson) 1383 01:37:05,399 --> 01:37:07,390 How you doin'? 1384 01:37:17,245 --> 01:37:20,703 Pickles! Oh, Lord, Pickles! 1385 01:37:20,815 --> 01:37:25,718 Shine on Oh. let it shine on 1386 01:37:25,786 --> 01:37:28,812 Let it shine on 1387 01:37:28,923 --> 01:37:35,522 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me 1388 01:37:35,596 --> 01:37:40,693 Shine on Oh. let it shine on 1389 01:37:40,768 --> 01:37:46,502 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on 1390 01:37:46,574 --> 01:37:52,274 I know I've got religion and I ain't ashamed to let 1391 01:37:52,346 --> 01:37:57,875 Your light from the lighthouse shine on me 1392 01:37:57,985 --> 01:38:03,252 Angels in the heaven done wrote my name 1393 01:38:03,324 --> 01:38:08,921 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on 1394 01:38:08,996 --> 01:38:11,624 Oh. let it shine on 1395 01:38:11,699 --> 01:38:14,395 Oh. let it shine on 1396 01:38:14,468 --> 01:38:20,236 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me 1397 01:38:22,243 --> 01:38:24,973 Shine on Oh. let it shine on 1398 01:38:25,046 --> 01:38:30,450 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me 1399 01:38:30,518 --> 01:38:35,455 I know I got religion and I ain't ashamed 1400 01:38:35,523 --> 01:38:41,120 Let our light from the lighthouse shine on me 1401 01:38:41,195 --> 01:38:45,564 Angels up heaven done wrote my name 1402 01:38:45,633 --> 01:38:50,468 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me 1403 01:38:50,538 --> 01:38:52,699 - Come on. let it - Shine on 1404 01:38:52,773 --> 01:38:55,799 - Come on now. let it - Shine on 1405 01:38:55,876 --> 01:39:00,677 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me 1406 01:39:00,748 --> 01:39:02,773 - Oh. let it - Shine on 1407 01:39:02,883 --> 01:39:05,317 - Come on now. let it - Shine on 1408 01:39:05,386 --> 01:39:06,717 Come and let it 1409 01:39:06,787 --> 01:39:11,156 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me 1410 01:39:11,225 --> 01:39:13,216 - Let it shine - Shine on 1411 01:39:13,394 --> 01:39:15,692 - Let it shine - Shine on 1412 01:39:15,863 --> 01:39:18,024 - Let it shine - Shine on 1413 01:39:18,099 --> 01:39:20,624 - You've got to let it shine - Shine on 1414 01:39:20,701 --> 01:39:23,101 - If you wandered in darkness - Shine on 1415 01:39:23,170 --> 01:39:25,536 - You want to see the light - Shine on 1416 01:39:25,606 --> 01:39:28,097 - You gotta take his hand - Shine on 1417 01:39:28,175 --> 01:39:30,541 - And shine all night - Shine on 1418 01:39:30,611 --> 01:39:32,977 You've got to let it shine 1419 01:39:33,047 --> 01:39:35,914 You've got to let it 1420 01:39:36,017 --> 01:39:38,144 Let it 1421 01:39:39,854 --> 01:39:41,116 All night long 1422 01:39:44,525 --> 01:39:46,015 All night long 1423 01:39:47,828 --> 01:39:49,318 Come on 1424 01:39:50,164 --> 01:39:51,426 Come on 1425 01:39:52,667 --> 01:39:53,565 Come on 1426 01:39:54,268 --> 01:39:57,294 Yeah. let it shine 1427 01:39:57,371 --> 01:39:59,703 Let it shine Ooh 1428 01:39:59,774 --> 01:40:01,799 - You got to feel it - Shine on 1429 01:40:01,876 --> 01:40:04,606 - In your heart - Shine on 1430 01:40:04,679 --> 01:40:06,476 - You gotta feel it - Shine on 1431 01:40:06,547 --> 01:40:08,981 - In your soul - Shine on 1432 01:40:09,083 --> 01:40:11,313 - You gotta take his hand - Shine on 1433 01:40:11,419 --> 01:40:13,717 - You gotta take his hand - Shine on 1434 01:40:13,788 --> 01:40:16,951 - Oh. you gotta shine on me - Shine on 1435 01:40:17,024 --> 01:40:18,924 - I said shine on me - Shine on 1436 01:40:18,993 --> 01:40:20,688 - I said shine on me - Shine on 1437 01:40:20,761 --> 01:40:24,026 Let the light from the lighthouse 1438 01:40:24,098 --> 01:40:26,089 Shine 1439 01:40:26,167 --> 01:40:28,795 On 1440 01:40:28,869 --> 01:40:29,597 Me! 1441 01:40:29,670 --> 01:40:34,232 Let it shine on me. yeah 1442 01:40:34,308 --> 01:40:36,868 Hallelujah 1443 01:40:42,783 --> 01:40:46,344 (gospel beat) 1444 01:40:56,263 --> 01:40:57,753 Shine on! 1445 01:40:57,932 --> 01:40:59,490 Shine on! 1446 01:40:59,667 --> 01:41:00,497 Shine on! 1447 01:41:01,135 --> 01:41:02,659 Shine on! 1448 01:41:02,837 --> 01:41:03,997 Shine on! 1449 01:41:04,071 --> 01:41:05,800 - Shine - Shine on! 1450 01:41:05,873 --> 01:41:07,738 - On - Shine on 1451 01:41:07,808 --> 01:41:08,968 - Me - Shine on 1452 01:41:09,043 --> 01:41:10,874 - Shine - Shine on 1453 01:41:11,045 --> 01:41:12,171 - Shine - Shine on 1454 01:41:12,346 --> 01:41:14,246 - Shine - Shine on 1455 01:41:14,448 --> 01:41:16,006 - Shine - Shine on 1456 01:41:16,217 --> 01:41:17,582 - Shine - Shine on 1457 01:41:17,685 --> 01:41:19,118 - Let the light - Shine on 1458 01:41:19,186 --> 01:41:20,744 - From the lighthouse - Shine on 1459 01:41:20,855 --> 01:41:22,482 - Shine on me - Shine on 1460 01:41:22,556 --> 01:41:24,080 - Shine on me - Shine on 1461 01:41:24,291 --> 01:41:25,952 - Shine on me - Shine on 1462 01:41:26,026 --> 01:41:27,823 - In the morning - Shine on 1463 01:41:27,895 --> 01:41:29,590 - Shine on me - Shine on 1464 01:41:29,663 --> 01:41:31,153 - In the new day - Shine on 1465 01:41:31,232 --> 01:41:32,529 - Shine on me - Shine on 1466 01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:35,626 - In the midnight - Shine on 1467 01:41:36,337 --> 01:41:37,497 - Shine on me - Shine on 1468 01:41:37,571 --> 01:41:39,061 I need your peace 1469 01:41:39,640 --> 01:41:41,267 Shine on 1470 01:41:41,342 --> 01:41:44,573 - I need your love - Shine on 1471 01:41:44,645 --> 01:41:47,443 - I need your spirit - Shine on 1472 01:41:47,548 --> 01:41:48,913 - Shine on me - Shine on me 1473 01:41:49,116 --> 01:41:52,279 - Shine on me - Shine on me 1474 01:41:52,386 --> 01:41:55,549 Let the light from the lighthouse shine 1475 01:41:55,623 --> 01:41:57,215 Shine 1476 01:41:57,291 --> 01:42:00,089 On 1477 01:42:00,761 --> 01:42:05,027 Me 1478 01:42:05,099 --> 01:42:07,727 Yeah-ah-ah 1479 01:42:13,474 --> 01:42:17,342 (applause and cheering) 1480 01:42:27,822 --> 01:42:29,949 Yes 1481 01:42:30,858 --> 01:42:34,225 Yes 1482 01:42:35,196 --> 01:42:38,188 Yes 1483 01:42:38,632 --> 01:42:41,396 Yes 1484 01:42:42,369 --> 01:42:45,361 Yes 1485 01:42:45,439 --> 01:42:48,033 (applause) 1486 01:42:51,712 --> 01:42:54,374 Oh. yes. Lord 1487 01:42:56,450 --> 01:43:02,082 Yes. yes. yes. yes. yes 1488 01:43:03,357 --> 01:43:05,325 Thank you. thank you. thank you 1489 01:43:05,392 --> 01:43:07,383 Yes 1490 01:43:09,396 --> 01:43:10,158 Yes 1491 01:43:10,231 --> 01:43:12,631 (applause) 1492 01:43:13,801 --> 01:43:15,860 Hallelujah! 1493 01:43:15,936 --> 01:43:18,530 Thank you. Lord! 1494 01:43:18,706 --> 01:43:23,234 Thank you. Lord 1495 01:43:23,310 --> 01:43:26,939 Thank you. Lord 1496 01:43:27,114 --> 01:43:33,246 Thank you. Lord 1497 01:43:33,454 --> 01:43:34,853 Thank you. Lord 1498 01:43:38,025 --> 01:43:39,151 Yeah 1499 01:43:39,226 --> 01:43:44,755 - You see. you been mighty good - Oh. yes. you have 1500 01:43:44,832 --> 01:43:48,097 I said you've been mighty good 1501 01:43:48,168 --> 01:43:51,934 Been mighty good. yeah 1502 01:43:52,006 --> 01:43:53,997 Yes. yes. yes. Lord