1 00:02:35,569 --> 00:02:37,537 Hello, stranger. 2 00:03:12,672 --> 00:03:14,902 Sorry. Looking for a cigarette. 3 00:03:15,809 --> 00:03:17,140 I've given up. 4 00:03:19,846 --> 00:03:21,211 Thank you. 5 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:25,780 -Got to be somewhere? -Work. 6 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,311 You didn't fancy my sandwiches? 7 00:03:29,456 --> 00:03:32,050 -Don't eat fish. -Why not? 8 00:03:32,959 --> 00:03:34,620 Fish piss in the sea. 9 00:03:35,161 --> 00:03:37,994 -So do children. -Don't eat children, either. 10 00:03:39,299 --> 00:03:40,789 What's your work? 11 00:03:40,867 --> 00:03:43,028 I'm sort of a journalist. 12 00:03:43,370 --> 00:03:46,203 -What sort? -I write obituaries. 13 00:03:58,184 --> 00:04:00,311 Are we in for a long wait? 14 00:04:02,422 --> 00:04:04,515 She was 21 when she came in. 15 00:04:06,927 --> 00:04:08,394 Does it hurt? 16 00:04:09,129 --> 00:04:10,460 I'll live. 17 00:04:11,565 --> 00:04:14,033 Do you want me to put your leg up? 18 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:15,658 Yes, please. 19 00:04:30,483 --> 00:04:32,474 Who cut off your crusts? 20 00:04:32,919 --> 00:04:33,908 Me. 21 00:04:33,987 --> 00:04:36,956 Did your mother cut off your crusts when you were a little boy? 22 00:04:37,023 --> 00:04:40,390 -Yes, I believe she did. -You should eat your crusts. 23 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,660 You should stop smoking. 24 00:04:44,197 --> 00:04:45,664 How long was I out? 25 00:04:45,765 --> 00:04:48,325 -About 10 seconds. -Then what? 26 00:04:49,603 --> 00:04:51,594 You came to. You focused on me. 27 00:04:51,671 --> 00:04:54,367 You said, "Hello, stranger." 28 00:04:54,441 --> 00:04:55,999 What a floozy. 29 00:04:56,076 --> 00:04:59,910 The cabbie crossed himself, he went, "Thank fuck. I thought I'd killed her." 30 00:04:59,980 --> 00:05:02,278 I said, "Let's get her to a hospital." He hesitated. 31 00:05:02,349 --> 00:05:05,648 I think he thought there'd be paperwork and he'd be held responsible. 32 00:05:05,719 --> 00:05:09,177 So I said with a slight sneer, "Please just drop us at the hospital." 33 00:05:09,289 --> 00:05:10,847 Show me the sneer. 34 00:05:11,825 --> 00:05:13,793 Very good, buster. 35 00:05:14,861 --> 00:05:16,328 Thank you. 36 00:05:25,138 --> 00:05:27,402 -I told you, I've given up. -Try harder. 37 00:05:27,474 --> 00:05:29,032 You live here? 38 00:05:29,442 --> 00:05:31,637 Just arrived from New York. 39 00:05:32,345 --> 00:05:34,279 Taking a vacation? 40 00:05:34,347 --> 00:05:36,247 I'm on an expedition. 41 00:05:36,883 --> 00:05:38,680 Where's your baggage? 42 00:05:39,819 --> 00:05:42,549 -Where are you staying? -I'm a waif. 43 00:05:45,225 --> 00:05:46,692 A red bus. 44 00:05:48,461 --> 00:05:52,795 Policeman or "bobby." Observe the distinctive helmet. 45 00:05:54,434 --> 00:05:56,959 Saint Paul's Cathedral. Please note the famous dome. 46 00:05:57,037 --> 00:06:00,803 -This is a truly magnificent tour. -It's the London tourists never get to see. 47 00:06:00,874 --> 00:06:03,707 -What's this? -I've no idea. 48 00:06:24,497 --> 00:06:28,263 They're all people who died saving the lives of others. 49 00:06:29,936 --> 00:06:31,836 I've been here before. 50 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:44,281 Twenty years ago, we came here. 51 00:06:45,518 --> 00:06:49,511 My mother's dead. My father and I came here the afternoon she died. 52 00:06:51,291 --> 00:06:54,954 She was a smoker. She died in the hospital, actually. 53 00:06:55,061 --> 00:06:57,791 -Is your father still alive? -Hanging on. 54 00:06:58,231 --> 00:06:59,528 He's in a home. 55 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:03,363 -You're late for work. -You saying you want me to go? 56 00:07:03,436 --> 00:07:05,336 I'm saying you're late for work. 57 00:07:06,039 --> 00:07:08,599 How did you end up writing obituaries? 58 00:07:08,908 --> 00:07:13,038 Well, I had dreams of being a writer, but I had no voice. 59 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:16,046 What am I saying? I had no talent. 60 00:07:16,116 --> 00:07:20,382 So I ended up in obituaries, which is the Siberia of journalism. 61 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:24,317 Tell me what you do. I want to imagine you in Siberia. 62 00:07:24,424 --> 00:07:25,721 Really? 63 00:07:28,661 --> 00:07:31,494 We call it "the obits page." 64 00:07:32,532 --> 00:07:35,365 There's three of us: me, Graham, and Harry. 65 00:07:35,969 --> 00:07:40,099 When I get to work, without fail.... Are you sure you want to know? 66 00:07:41,141 --> 00:07:45,237 Well, if someone important died, we go to the "deep freeze"... 67 00:07:48,715 --> 00:07:52,242 which is a computer file... 68 00:07:52,318 --> 00:07:55,583 with all the obituaries, and we find the dead person's life. 69 00:07:55,655 --> 00:07:58,317 People's obituaries are written while they're still alive? 70 00:07:58,424 --> 00:07:59,982 Some people's. 71 00:08:00,527 --> 00:08:03,553 Then Harry, he's the editor, decides who we'll lead with. 72 00:08:03,663 --> 00:08:05,858 Then we make calls, check facts. 73 00:08:05,932 --> 00:08:10,494 At 6:00, we stand around the computer and look at the next day's page... 74 00:08:11,304 --> 00:08:13,602 and make final changes. 75 00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:16,738 Add a few euphemisms for our own amusement. 76 00:08:16,810 --> 00:08:18,141 Such as? 77 00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:24,611 "He was a convivial fellow." Meaning he was an alcoholic. 78 00:08:25,385 --> 00:08:28,786 "He valued his privacy." Gay. 79 00:08:29,289 --> 00:08:32,019 "He enjoyed his privacy." Raging queen. 80 00:08:33,259 --> 00:08:35,284 What would my euphemism be? 81 00:08:36,296 --> 00:08:39,265 -"She was disarming." -That's not a euphemism. 82 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:41,656 Yes, it is. 83 00:08:50,677 --> 00:08:53,578 -What were you doing in New York? -You know. 84 00:08:56,716 --> 00:09:01,050 Well, no, I don't. What, were you studying? 85 00:09:01,221 --> 00:09:02,518 Stripping. 86 00:09:04,023 --> 00:09:06,218 Look at your little eyes. 87 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,225 I can't see my little eyes. 88 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:16,157 Why did you leave? 89 00:09:16,769 --> 00:09:18,760 Problems with a male. 90 00:09:19,038 --> 00:09:20,699 -Boyfriend? -Kind of. 91 00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:24,105 And you left him, just like that? 92 00:09:24,177 --> 00:09:28,204 It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye." 93 00:09:28,281 --> 00:09:31,478 -Supposing you do still love them? -You don't leave. 94 00:09:32,318 --> 00:09:35,481 -You've never left somebody you still love? -No. 95 00:09:39,425 --> 00:09:40,949 This is me. 96 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,061 Enjoy your stay. 97 00:09:50,403 --> 00:09:53,566 Please remember our traffic tends to come from the right. 98 00:09:55,341 --> 00:09:56,433 Bye. 99 00:10:09,255 --> 00:10:11,155 Do you have a girlfriend? 100 00:10:11,557 --> 00:10:12,854 Yeah. Ruth. 101 00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:16,428 She's called Ruth. She's a linguist. 102 00:10:17,830 --> 00:10:19,991 -What's your name? -Alice. 103 00:10:21,134 --> 00:10:23,568 My name is Alice Ayres. 104 00:10:30,576 --> 00:10:31,736 Good. 105 00:10:31,844 --> 00:10:35,007 I'm just gonna change the film. Are you okay for time? 106 00:10:39,152 --> 00:10:41,814 -Do you mind if I smoke? -lf you must. 107 00:10:43,022 --> 00:10:45,513 -I don't have to. -Then don't. 108 00:10:57,670 --> 00:10:59,365 I liked your book. 109 00:11:00,273 --> 00:11:01,365 Thanks. 110 00:11:03,276 --> 00:11:06,177 -When's it published? -Next year. How come you've read it? 111 00:11:06,245 --> 00:11:09,476 Your publisher sent me a manuscript. I read it last night. 112 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,017 You kept me up till 4:00. 113 00:11:13,052 --> 00:11:14,314 I'm flattered. 114 00:11:14,687 --> 00:11:17,155 Is your heroine based on someone you know? 115 00:11:17,757 --> 00:11:19,884 Yes. She's someone called Alice. 116 00:11:20,426 --> 00:11:22,894 How does she feel about you stealing her life? 117 00:11:22,996 --> 00:11:24,463 Borrowing her life. 118 00:11:24,597 --> 00:11:27,191 I'm dedicating the book to her. She's pleased. 119 00:11:36,109 --> 00:11:37,474 Do you exhibit? 120 00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:40,444 Sometimes. I have a thing next year. 121 00:11:46,452 --> 00:11:47,783 Portraits? 122 00:11:49,889 --> 00:11:52,449 -Of who? -Strangers. 123 00:11:55,461 --> 00:11:58,919 How do your strangers feel about you stealing their lives? 124 00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:00,463 Borrowing. 125 00:12:02,035 --> 00:12:03,400 Am I a stranger? 126 00:12:04,337 --> 00:12:06,032 No. You're a job. 127 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:09,999 And you're a sloucher. Sit up. 128 00:12:16,649 --> 00:12:18,116 You didn't find it obscene? 129 00:12:18,184 --> 00:12:19,776 -What? -The book. 130 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,247 I thought it was accurate. 131 00:12:23,923 --> 00:12:25,390 About what? 132 00:12:25,658 --> 00:12:27,990 About sex. About love. 133 00:12:28,327 --> 00:12:29,760 In what way? 134 00:12:30,229 --> 00:12:33,426 -You wrote it. -You read it till 4:00. 135 00:12:33,766 --> 00:12:36,826 Don't raise your eyebrows. It makes you look smug. 136 00:12:45,144 --> 00:12:48,409 -But you did like it? -Yes, but I could go off it. 137 00:12:54,854 --> 00:12:56,185 Stand up. 138 00:13:02,428 --> 00:13:04,259 Any criticisms? 139 00:13:05,865 --> 00:13:07,423 I'm not sure about the title. 140 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,058 Got a better one? 141 00:13:10,002 --> 00:13:11,469 The Aquarium. 142 00:13:12,472 --> 00:13:14,201 So you liked the filth. 143 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:17,270 -You like aquariums. -Fish are therapeutic. 144 00:13:17,343 --> 00:13:19,709 -Hang out in aquariums, do you? -When I can. 145 00:13:19,779 --> 00:13:21,610 Good for picking up strangers? 146 00:13:21,681 --> 00:13:24,013 Photographing strangers. 147 00:13:33,693 --> 00:13:35,024 Come here. 148 00:13:52,311 --> 00:13:53,972 You're beautiful. 149 00:14:01,587 --> 00:14:03,919 I don't kiss strange men. 150 00:14:04,357 --> 00:14:05,824 Neither do I. 151 00:15:17,196 --> 00:15:19,858 Do you and this Alice live together? 152 00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:26,001 Yes. 153 00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:38,949 Are you married? 154 00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:40,349 Yes. 155 00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:43,180 -No. Yes. -Which? 156 00:15:43,556 --> 00:15:45,183 Separated. 157 00:15:45,858 --> 00:15:47,450 -Do you have any children? -No. 158 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,529 -Would you like some? -Yes, but not today. 159 00:15:51,297 --> 00:15:53,629 Would Alice like children? 160 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,191 She's too young. 161 00:15:57,403 --> 00:16:00,839 She works in a caf� near here. She's coming to meet me. 162 00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:03,006 Quite soon. 163 00:16:05,678 --> 00:16:08,010 Why are you wasting her time? 164 00:16:09,148 --> 00:16:11,981 -You're judgmental. -You're devious. 165 00:16:12,051 --> 00:16:15,748 I'm not wasting her time. She's completely lovable. 166 00:16:15,821 --> 00:16:17,652 And completely unleavable. 167 00:16:17,757 --> 00:16:21,750 And you don't want someone else getting their dirty hands on her. 168 00:16:21,894 --> 00:16:23,885 -Men are crap. -But all the same-- 169 00:16:23,996 --> 00:16:25,623 They're still crap. 170 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,560 Your muse. 171 00:16:30,936 --> 00:16:33,928 -You've ruined my life. -You'll get over it. 172 00:16:42,481 --> 00:16:43,641 Dan. 173 00:16:45,918 --> 00:16:47,249 Your shirt. 174 00:16:58,731 --> 00:17:00,358 You all done? 175 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,528 -How's the photographer? -Good. Professional. 176 00:17:04,537 --> 00:17:06,903 Rigorous. Beady. One of your lot. 177 00:17:06,972 --> 00:17:09,202 -What, female? -Americano. 178 00:17:13,446 --> 00:17:14,777 Come on. 179 00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:25,584 Anna? 180 00:17:30,363 --> 00:17:32,024 -Alice. -Hi. 181 00:17:32,098 --> 00:17:35,090 -Sorry to interrupt. -No, we've just finished. 182 00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:37,726 -Would you like some tea? -No, thanks. 183 00:17:37,803 --> 00:17:40,601 I've been serving it all day. Can I use your loo? 184 00:17:40,673 --> 00:17:42,607 Sure. Just through there. 185 00:17:50,182 --> 00:17:51,479 She is beautiful. 186 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:53,609 -I've got to see you. -No. 187 00:17:54,086 --> 00:17:55,644 What's this? Patriotism? 188 00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:57,552 -I don't want trouble. -I'm not trouble. 189 00:17:57,656 --> 00:17:59,055 You're taken. 190 00:18:01,127 --> 00:18:02,856 -I've got to see you. -Tough. 191 00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:05,590 -You kissed me. -What are you, 12? 192 00:18:08,968 --> 00:18:11,266 I'm a block of ice. 193 00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:16,404 Will you take my photo? 194 00:18:16,475 --> 00:18:19,171 I've never been photographed by a professional before. 195 00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:21,839 I'd really appreciate it. I can pay you. 196 00:18:21,914 --> 00:18:23,643 No, I'd like to. 197 00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:25,914 Only if you don't mind. 198 00:18:26,519 --> 00:18:27,713 Why should I? 199 00:18:27,787 --> 00:18:29,778 Because you'll have to go away. 200 00:18:29,889 --> 00:18:32,722 We don't want him here while we're working, do we? 201 00:18:32,892 --> 00:18:34,359 No, we don't. 202 00:18:37,396 --> 00:18:39,591 Right. I'll be in the pub on the corner. 203 00:18:39,665 --> 00:18:40,893 Have fun. 204 00:18:44,136 --> 00:18:45,467 Thank you. 205 00:18:45,805 --> 00:18:49,070 -Good luck with your exhibition. -Good luck with your book. 206 00:19:04,557 --> 00:19:06,718 So you've got an exhibition? 207 00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:08,819 Yeah. 208 00:19:13,399 --> 00:19:15,230 I read Dan's book. 209 00:19:16,335 --> 00:19:19,133 You've had quite a life. 210 00:19:20,573 --> 00:19:21,904 Thanks. 211 00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:30,141 He said you work in a caf�? 212 00:19:30,282 --> 00:19:32,113 I am a waitress. 213 00:19:32,451 --> 00:19:34,180 That's a temporary thing? 214 00:19:35,154 --> 00:19:36,143 No. 215 00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:42,727 Why don't you come over here and sit? 216 00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:03,081 -You live here? -I do now. 217 00:20:03,349 --> 00:20:05,146 Because you're single? 218 00:20:05,751 --> 00:20:08,015 Who was your last boyfriend? 219 00:20:08,587 --> 00:20:09,849 My husband. 220 00:20:09,955 --> 00:20:11,513 Was he English? 221 00:20:11,957 --> 00:20:14,551 -Very. -What happened to him? 222 00:20:16,161 --> 00:20:17,753 Someone younger. 223 00:20:20,132 --> 00:20:22,999 You've got a great face. 224 00:20:24,236 --> 00:20:25,897 Doesn't everyone? 225 00:20:27,273 --> 00:20:28,763 I suppose so. 226 00:20:29,141 --> 00:20:30,199 I just.... 227 00:20:30,276 --> 00:20:33,211 From the book, somehow I thought you'd be less.... 228 00:20:33,679 --> 00:20:34,839 What? 229 00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:40,011 I don't know what, exactly. 230 00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:56,560 How do you feel about him using your life? 231 00:20:57,236 --> 00:20:59,704 It's really none of your business. 232 00:21:04,910 --> 00:21:07,344 When he let me in downstairs... 233 00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:09,908 he had this look. 234 00:21:12,318 --> 00:21:14,752 I just listened to your conversation. 235 00:21:19,525 --> 00:21:21,459 I don't know what to say. 236 00:21:25,297 --> 00:21:27,128 I'm not a thief, Alice. 237 00:21:34,173 --> 00:21:35,265 Do you want a drink? 238 00:21:35,341 --> 00:21:37,832 I have some vodka in the fridge. We could have a drink. 239 00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:39,741 Just take my picture. 240 00:22:00,866 --> 00:22:01,924 Good. 241 00:24:00,819 --> 00:24:01,911 Shit. 242 00:24:34,286 --> 00:24:36,117 What's the histology? 243 00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:43,391 Progressive? 244 00:24:44,129 --> 00:24:46,256 No. Sounds like an atrophy. 245 00:24:46,498 --> 00:24:48,159 Okay. Bye. 246 00:25:03,415 --> 00:25:04,746 Bollocks. 247 00:26:38,377 --> 00:26:39,708 Jesus. 248 00:29:19,738 --> 00:29:21,000 Anna? 249 00:29:25,177 --> 00:29:26,838 I got the coat. 250 00:29:27,612 --> 00:29:29,170 The white coat. 251 00:29:31,316 --> 00:29:32,647 So I see. 252 00:29:33,718 --> 00:29:36,050 I'm Larry. The doctor. 253 00:29:36,354 --> 00:29:37,651 Hello, Dr. Larry. 254 00:29:37,722 --> 00:29:40,691 Feel free to call me "The Sultan." 255 00:29:46,531 --> 00:29:49,500 I can't believe these things actually happen. 256 00:29:49,868 --> 00:29:52,336 I thought if you showed up, you'd be an old trout. 257 00:29:52,404 --> 00:29:55,305 But you are bloody gorgeous. 258 00:29:56,274 --> 00:29:57,866 Well, thank you. 259 00:30:00,011 --> 00:30:02,809 Fish. You gotta respect them. 260 00:30:04,149 --> 00:30:05,980 -Have you? -Of course. 261 00:30:06,618 --> 00:30:09,178 We were fish. Long ago. 262 00:30:09,588 --> 00:30:11,488 Before we were apes. 263 00:30:15,227 --> 00:30:17,161 You mentioned a hotel. 264 00:30:17,662 --> 00:30:19,129 No rush. 265 00:30:20,966 --> 00:30:24,265 Actually, there is. I've got to be in surgery by 3:00. 266 00:30:24,970 --> 00:30:28,599 -Are you having an operation? -No, I'm doing one. 267 00:30:29,441 --> 00:30:32,137 -Are you really a doctor? -I said I was. 268 00:30:33,311 --> 00:30:34,972 You are Anna? 269 00:30:37,282 --> 00:30:40,740 I'm sorry. Did I photograph you? 270 00:30:41,086 --> 00:30:42,713 Did we meet somewhere? 271 00:30:42,787 --> 00:30:46,450 Come on. Don't play games, you nymph of the Net. 272 00:30:46,925 --> 00:30:49,416 -Excuse me? -You were up for it yesterday. 273 00:30:49,528 --> 00:30:52,827 -Was I? -Yeah. "Wear my wet knickers. 274 00:30:53,798 --> 00:30:55,629 "Sit on my face. 275 00:30:56,668 --> 00:30:59,364 -"Cum-hungry bitch." -Okay. 276 00:31:01,773 --> 00:31:03,968 Why do I feel like a pervert? 277 00:31:05,844 --> 00:31:09,371 I think you're the victim of a practical joke. 278 00:31:13,185 --> 00:31:15,779 -I am so sorry. -It's okay. 279 00:31:19,958 --> 00:31:21,084 No. 280 00:31:22,561 --> 00:31:25,155 We spoke on the Net last night. Now you've seen me-- 281 00:31:25,263 --> 00:31:26,594 I wasn't on the Net last night. 282 00:31:26,665 --> 00:31:28,758 Where were you between 6:45 and 7:00 p.m.? 283 00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:30,425 That's really none of your business. 284 00:31:30,502 --> 00:31:33,471 -Where were you? -On the Net, talking to you. 285 00:31:34,272 --> 00:31:37,867 -Well, I was talking to someone. -Someone pretending to be me. 286 00:31:41,413 --> 00:31:44,007 I think you were talking to Daniel Woolf. 287 00:31:44,082 --> 00:31:47,142 -Who? -This guy I know. It's him. 288 00:31:47,219 --> 00:31:49,653 -No, I was talking to a woman. -How do you know? 289 00:31:49,721 --> 00:31:52,383 Believe me, she was a woman. I got a huge.... 290 00:31:52,490 --> 00:31:55,254 She was a.... She wasn't, was she? 291 00:31:55,660 --> 00:31:56,786 No. 292 00:31:57,195 --> 00:31:59,060 What a bastard. 293 00:32:04,436 --> 00:32:06,165 How do you know him? 294 00:32:06,238 --> 00:32:10,368 I don't really know him. I took his photograph for a book he wrote. 295 00:32:10,442 --> 00:32:13,240 -I hope it sank without a trace. -It's on its way. 296 00:32:13,311 --> 00:32:15,506 There is justice in the world. 297 00:32:16,047 --> 00:32:17,708 What's it called? 298 00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:28,558 The Aquarium. 299 00:32:28,627 --> 00:32:31,960 What a prick! He's advertising. 300 00:32:33,999 --> 00:32:36,559 But why would he pretend to be you? 301 00:32:37,502 --> 00:32:38,992 I think he likes me. 302 00:32:39,104 --> 00:32:41,732 Funny way of showing it. Can't he send you flowers? 303 00:32:41,806 --> 00:32:44,434 Extraordinary thing, the Internet. 304 00:32:44,643 --> 00:32:47,407 Possibility of genuine global communication. 305 00:32:47,812 --> 00:32:49,939 The first great democratic medium. 306 00:32:50,015 --> 00:32:52,711 Absolutely. It's the future. 307 00:32:53,118 --> 00:32:55,450 Two guys wanking in cyberspace. 308 00:32:55,854 --> 00:32:57,617 He was the wanker. 309 00:32:59,090 --> 00:33:01,320 I'll say this for him, he can write. 310 00:33:02,961 --> 00:33:04,326 Is he in love with you? 311 00:33:04,396 --> 00:33:06,626 I don't know. No. 312 00:33:07,198 --> 00:33:10,031 -Are you in love with him? -I hardly know him. 313 00:33:10,101 --> 00:33:12,262 But you're sort of interested. 314 00:33:12,404 --> 00:33:14,736 I think he's interesting. 315 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,508 No, don't. I look like a criminal in photos. 316 00:33:17,575 --> 00:33:19,475 Please. It's my birthday. 317 00:33:19,711 --> 00:33:20,837 Really? 318 00:33:21,646 --> 00:33:22,908 Really. 319 00:33:37,329 --> 00:33:38,626 Happy birthday. 320 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:42,858 Thank you. 321 00:33:43,568 --> 00:33:46,366 This man comes into the caf� today and he says: 322 00:33:46,438 --> 00:33:49,532 "Hey, waitress, what are you waiting for?" 323 00:33:50,008 --> 00:33:51,339 Funny guy. 324 00:33:51,776 --> 00:33:55,268 So I go, "I'm waiting for a man to come in here... 325 00:33:55,714 --> 00:33:59,241 "and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that." 326 00:33:59,651 --> 00:34:01,084 What did he do? 327 00:34:01,152 --> 00:34:03,712 Asked for a cup of tea with two sugars. 328 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:17,734 -I'm waiting for you. -To do what? 329 00:34:19,938 --> 00:34:21,269 Leave me. 330 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:26,108 I'm not going to leave you. I totally love you. Why is this? 331 00:34:27,178 --> 00:34:30,306 Please let me come. I want to be there for you. 332 00:34:30,982 --> 00:34:33,849 -Are you ashamed of me? -Of course not. I told you... 333 00:34:33,918 --> 00:34:36,318 -I want to be alone. -Why? 334 00:34:38,456 --> 00:34:39,980 To grieve. 335 00:34:40,792 --> 00:34:42,259 To think. 336 00:34:44,863 --> 00:34:48,026 -I love you. Why won't you let me? -It's only a weekend. 337 00:34:48,299 --> 00:34:50,563 Why won't you let me love you? 338 00:34:54,139 --> 00:34:55,470 Buster. 339 00:35:01,346 --> 00:35:03,211 Let's go to this thing... 340 00:35:03,415 --> 00:35:06,145 then I'll get my train. I'll be away one night. 341 00:35:06,484 --> 00:35:09,146 I'll be back before you know it, okay? 342 00:35:38,983 --> 00:35:41,213 Do these people pay you? Or do you pay them? 343 00:36:07,479 --> 00:36:08,810 Like it? 344 00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:12,914 No. 345 00:36:15,019 --> 00:36:17,078 What were you so sad about? 346 00:36:18,022 --> 00:36:20,388 -Life. -What's that, then? 347 00:36:23,728 --> 00:36:26,629 So what do you reckon, in general? 348 00:36:26,998 --> 00:36:28,795 You want to talk about art? 349 00:36:28,867 --> 00:36:32,268 I know it's vulgar to discuss The Work at an opening of The Work... 350 00:36:32,337 --> 00:36:34,464 but someone's got to do it. 351 00:36:36,474 --> 00:36:38,942 I'm serious. What do you think? 352 00:36:40,144 --> 00:36:41,634 It's a lie. 353 00:36:42,313 --> 00:36:45,942 It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully... 354 00:36:46,417 --> 00:36:50,751 and all the glittering assholes who appreciate art... 355 00:36:51,055 --> 00:36:54,547 say it's beautiful because that's what they want to see. 356 00:36:54,659 --> 00:36:57,127 But the people in the photos are sad... 357 00:36:58,029 --> 00:36:59,394 and alone. 358 00:36:59,464 --> 00:37:03,059 But the pictures make the world seem beautiful... 359 00:37:03,134 --> 00:37:07,537 so the exhibition's reassuring, which makes it a lie. 360 00:37:08,072 --> 00:37:10,734 And everyone loves a big, fat lie. 361 00:37:11,175 --> 00:37:14,736 -I'm the big, fat liar's boyfriend. -Bastard. 362 00:37:14,812 --> 00:37:16,780 -Larry. -Alice. 363 00:37:19,884 --> 00:37:21,545 So you're Anna's boyfriend. 364 00:37:21,619 --> 00:37:23,484 A princess can kiss a toad. 365 00:37:23,555 --> 00:37:24,647 -Frog. -Toad. 366 00:37:24,722 --> 00:37:27,885 -Frog. -Toad, frog, lobster. They're all the same. 367 00:37:29,294 --> 00:37:31,762 So how long have you been seeing her? 368 00:37:31,863 --> 00:37:34,593 Four months. We're in the first flush. 369 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:38,963 It's paradise. All my nasty habits amuse her. 370 00:37:39,270 --> 00:37:41,500 -You shouldn't smoke. -Fuck off. 371 00:37:41,573 --> 00:37:44,133 I'm a doctor. I'm supposed to say things like that. 372 00:37:44,208 --> 00:37:46,108 -You want one? -No. 373 00:37:46,911 --> 00:37:48,572 Yes. No. 374 00:37:48,947 --> 00:37:50,642 Fuck it, yes. 375 00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:52,747 No. 376 00:37:54,252 --> 00:37:55,742 I've given up. 377 00:37:58,089 --> 00:38:00,956 Anna tells me your bloke wrote a book. 378 00:38:01,025 --> 00:38:03,687 -Any good? -Of course. 379 00:38:04,329 --> 00:38:06,297 It's about you, isn't it? 380 00:38:06,831 --> 00:38:09,994 -Some of me. -Oh? What did he leave out? 381 00:38:11,302 --> 00:38:12,963 The truth. 382 00:38:13,905 --> 00:38:15,600 Is he here, your bloke? 383 00:38:15,673 --> 00:38:18,767 Yeah, he's over there talking to your bird. 384 00:38:22,313 --> 00:38:24,213 My boyfriend's here. 385 00:38:25,216 --> 00:38:26,877 He's here? Where? 386 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:29,880 There. 387 00:38:30,888 --> 00:38:32,219 With Alice? 388 00:38:32,724 --> 00:38:34,851 I believe you're acquainted. 389 00:38:39,197 --> 00:38:41,995 -I've never seen him before. -No. 390 00:38:43,167 --> 00:38:44,566 But you've spoken. 391 00:38:44,902 --> 00:38:46,893 Well, conversed. 392 00:38:47,772 --> 00:38:50,332 -Corresponded. -I wrote to him? 393 00:38:51,109 --> 00:38:55,170 On the Net. You sent him to the aquarium. I happened to be there. 394 00:38:55,913 --> 00:38:57,710 Nice work, Cupid. 395 00:39:01,519 --> 00:39:04,386 -We need to talk about this. -No, we don't. 396 00:39:04,522 --> 00:39:06,080 He's very pretty. 397 00:39:07,158 --> 00:39:09,786 She is very tall. 398 00:39:14,866 --> 00:39:16,800 So you're a stripper? 399 00:39:17,602 --> 00:39:18,762 Yeah. 400 00:39:19,504 --> 00:39:20,664 And? 401 00:39:43,594 --> 00:39:45,221 You take care, now. 402 00:39:45,630 --> 00:39:46,927 I will. 403 00:39:47,331 --> 00:39:48,764 You, too. 404 00:39:57,175 --> 00:39:59,666 That's the way it should be. 405 00:40:03,314 --> 00:40:04,804 He's very funny. 406 00:40:09,887 --> 00:40:11,821 Excuse me. Nice to meet you. 407 00:40:18,930 --> 00:40:21,398 -Pleased with the success? -Yes, absolutely. 408 00:40:22,233 --> 00:40:24,224 Yours was the best. 409 00:40:24,702 --> 00:40:26,727 You were the belle of the bullshit. 410 00:40:26,804 --> 00:40:28,499 Who were those awful people? 411 00:40:28,573 --> 00:40:31,667 -Where do they come from? -Why should we care? 412 00:40:35,813 --> 00:40:39,249 -You get this one. You'll miss your train. -I'll be fine. 413 00:40:39,784 --> 00:40:41,274 Come on, it's cold. 414 00:40:47,825 --> 00:40:49,656 I'll see you on Sunday. 415 00:40:54,999 --> 00:40:56,466 Where to, love? 416 00:41:00,605 --> 00:41:01,765 Taxi! 417 00:41:12,917 --> 00:41:14,077 Sorry. 418 00:41:14,418 --> 00:41:17,080 Why don't you make up your bleeding mind? 419 00:41:22,727 --> 00:41:25,560 Thank you so much. I appreciate your coming. 420 00:41:25,630 --> 00:41:27,894 I'll call you tomorrow. See you next week. 421 00:41:27,965 --> 00:41:29,899 -Thanks. -Thanks very much. 422 00:41:33,304 --> 00:41:35,636 -I thought you'd gone. -I forgot this. 423 00:41:37,809 --> 00:41:41,745 So he's a dermatologist. Can you get more boring than that? 424 00:41:41,813 --> 00:41:44,782 -Obituarist? -Failed novelist, please. 425 00:41:45,616 --> 00:41:47,379 I was sorry about your book. 426 00:41:47,451 --> 00:41:49,612 Thanks. I blame the title. 427 00:41:49,921 --> 00:41:53,118 So we pull out our Christmas crackers with those appalling jokes. 428 00:41:53,224 --> 00:41:55,886 My guy says, "Hang on. These are second-rate jokes. 429 00:41:55,993 --> 00:41:59,451 "I've got a first-rate joke. Sit back and take notice." 430 00:41:59,564 --> 00:42:02,294 So we go, "Okay, what's the joke?" And he says: 431 00:42:02,567 --> 00:42:04,330 "It's based on A Christmas Carol... 432 00:42:04,402 --> 00:42:06,768 "which is why it seems so relevant on Christmas Day." 433 00:42:06,838 --> 00:42:09,204 I haven't even seen you for a year. 434 00:42:09,273 --> 00:42:10,399 Yes, you have. 435 00:42:10,474 --> 00:42:12,874 Only because you stalk me outside my studio. 436 00:42:12,944 --> 00:42:15,003 I don't stalk. I lurk. 437 00:42:15,079 --> 00:42:17,274 And when I'm not there you look for me. 438 00:42:17,348 --> 00:42:20,840 -How do you know if you're not there? -Because I am there... 439 00:42:21,519 --> 00:42:23,214 lurking from a distance. 440 00:42:31,929 --> 00:42:33,260 Look at me. 441 00:42:33,998 --> 00:42:36,159 Tell me you're not in love with me. 442 00:42:36,934 --> 00:42:39,095 I'm not in love with you. 443 00:42:41,739 --> 00:42:43,400 You just lied. 444 00:42:49,780 --> 00:42:52,374 I'm your stranger. Jump. 445 00:43:20,711 --> 00:43:23,475 -Hello, stranger. -Hello. 446 00:43:24,148 --> 00:43:26,139 Intense conversation? 447 00:43:28,519 --> 00:43:30,350 His father died. 448 00:43:31,455 --> 00:43:32,945 Were you spying? 449 00:43:33,057 --> 00:43:34,888 Lovingly observing... 450 00:43:35,192 --> 00:43:36,716 with a telescope. 451 00:43:39,063 --> 00:43:41,088 He's taller than in his photo. 452 00:43:41,732 --> 00:43:43,563 His photo's a headshot. 453 00:43:43,634 --> 00:43:45,226 Yeah, I know. 454 00:43:45,303 --> 00:43:49,239 But his head implied a short body, when, in fact, his head is deceptive. 455 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,464 Deceptive? 456 00:43:50,541 --> 00:43:53,942 He's actually got a long body. He's a stringy fucker. 457 00:43:55,079 --> 00:43:56,637 I could have him. 458 00:43:57,615 --> 00:44:01,051 -What? -lf it came to it, in a scrap, I could have him. 459 00:44:02,486 --> 00:44:04,920 Did you tell him we call him Cupid? 460 00:44:05,623 --> 00:44:08,387 No, that's our joke. 461 00:44:10,361 --> 00:44:12,625 I had a chat with young Alice. 462 00:44:12,697 --> 00:44:14,426 -Fancy her? -Of course. 463 00:44:14,532 --> 00:44:16,261 -Not as much as you. -Why not? 464 00:44:16,334 --> 00:44:18,302 You're a woman. She's a girl. 465 00:44:18,369 --> 00:44:21,861 She has the moronic beauty of youth, but she's sly. 466 00:44:22,106 --> 00:44:25,598 -She seems open to me. -That's how she wants to seem. 467 00:44:25,676 --> 00:44:29,203 You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival. 468 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,111 -Am I, now? -Yes. 469 00:44:31,182 --> 00:44:35,118 You seem more like the cat that got the cream. Stop licking yourself. 470 00:44:40,791 --> 00:44:43,919 That's the nastiest thing you've ever said to me. 471 00:44:47,465 --> 00:44:49,057 That's horrible. 472 00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:50,767 I'm sorry. 473 00:44:52,136 --> 00:44:53,797 I'm so sorry. 474 00:45:41,986 --> 00:45:44,853 -Where have you been? -Work thing. 475 00:45:45,956 --> 00:45:48,925 Had a drink with Harry. You never have one drink with Harry. 476 00:45:49,026 --> 00:45:51,995 -You know he's in love with you. -No, he's not. 477 00:45:52,997 --> 00:45:54,294 Is he? 478 00:45:56,167 --> 00:45:57,862 Did you eat? 479 00:45:58,135 --> 00:46:00,296 I'll make you something. 480 00:46:01,172 --> 00:46:02,833 I'm not hungry. 481 00:46:24,929 --> 00:46:25,953 What? 482 00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:31,190 This will hurt. 483 00:46:32,203 --> 00:46:33,932 I've been with Anna. 484 00:46:34,772 --> 00:46:36,467 I'm in love with her. 485 00:46:37,508 --> 00:46:40,136 We've been seeing each other for a year. 486 00:46:40,478 --> 00:46:42,446 It began at her opening. 487 00:46:58,629 --> 00:47:00,722 -Have a nice one. -Cheers, guvnor. 488 00:47:23,454 --> 00:47:24,785 Don't move. 489 00:47:25,823 --> 00:47:27,848 I want to remember this moment forever. 490 00:47:27,958 --> 00:47:31,291 First time I walked through the door, returning from a business trip... 491 00:47:31,362 --> 00:47:34,160 to be greeted by my wife. 492 00:47:34,632 --> 00:47:37,328 I have, in this moment, become an adult. 493 00:47:37,601 --> 00:47:40,161 Thanks for waiting up, you darling. 494 00:47:41,939 --> 00:47:43,600 You goddess. 495 00:47:47,845 --> 00:47:49,437 I missed you. 496 00:47:49,847 --> 00:47:51,542 How about some tea? 497 00:47:51,916 --> 00:47:53,907 Jesus, I'm knackered! 498 00:47:53,984 --> 00:47:56,009 -Didn't you sleep on the plane? -No... 499 00:47:56,086 --> 00:48:00,147 because the permed German next to me was snoring like a Messerschmitt. 500 00:48:00,257 --> 00:48:02,589 -What's the time? -About midnight. 501 00:48:02,726 --> 00:48:05,160 Time. What a tricky little fucker. 502 00:48:05,896 --> 00:48:09,229 My head's in two places. My brain actually hurts. 503 00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:12,292 -Do you want some food? -No, I need a bath. 504 00:48:12,736 --> 00:48:15,864 -I'll run it for you. -No, I'll have a shower. 505 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:17,571 You okay? 506 00:48:18,309 --> 00:48:19,708 How was the thing? 507 00:48:19,777 --> 00:48:22,940 As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot. 508 00:48:23,847 --> 00:48:25,439 How was the hotel? 509 00:48:25,783 --> 00:48:29,412 Someone told me that the beautiful people of the Paranoid Hotel... 510 00:48:29,486 --> 00:48:33,422 the concierge, the bellboys and girls.... Did you know this? 511 00:48:33,757 --> 00:48:36,521 -They're all whores. -Everybody knows that. 512 00:48:37,228 --> 00:48:38,354 I didn't. 513 00:48:40,998 --> 00:48:43,990 I don't suppose you'd fancy a friendly poke. 514 00:48:44,435 --> 00:48:46,096 I just had a bath. 515 00:48:47,638 --> 00:48:48,969 Right. 516 00:48:49,607 --> 00:48:52,542 I'll see to myself, then, in the Elle Decoration bathroom. 517 00:48:52,610 --> 00:48:56,137 -You chose that bathroom. -And every time I wash in it I feel dirty. 518 00:48:56,213 --> 00:48:58,647 It's cleaner than I am. It's got attitude. 519 00:48:58,716 --> 00:49:00,616 The mirror says, "Who the fuck are you?" 520 00:49:00,684 --> 00:49:03,346 -You chose it. -Doesn't mean I like it. 521 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,385 We shouldn't have this. 522 00:49:05,489 --> 00:49:07,286 I hear middle-class guilt. 523 00:49:07,391 --> 00:49:11,327 Working-class guilt. Why are you dressed if you just had a bath? 524 00:49:12,896 --> 00:49:14,591 We needed some milk. 525 00:49:15,699 --> 00:49:16,927 You okay? 526 00:49:17,968 --> 00:49:19,697 -You? -Yeah. 527 00:49:23,941 --> 00:49:25,272 I'm going. 528 00:49:25,609 --> 00:49:27,941 -I'm sorry. -Irrelevant. 529 00:49:29,146 --> 00:49:30,977 What are you sorry for? 530 00:49:31,282 --> 00:49:32,772 Everything. 531 00:49:32,983 --> 00:49:35,975 -Why didn't you tell me before? -Cowardice. 532 00:49:37,855 --> 00:49:39,652 Is it because she's successful? 533 00:49:39,757 --> 00:49:42,885 No, it's because she doesn't need me. 534 00:49:46,363 --> 00:49:48,024 Did you bring her here? 535 00:49:50,434 --> 00:49:51,423 Yes. 536 00:49:55,372 --> 00:49:58,466 -Didn't she get married? -She stopped seeing me. 537 00:49:59,043 --> 00:50:01,136 Is that when we went to the country? 538 00:50:01,211 --> 00:50:03,873 To celebrate our third anniversary? 539 00:50:05,582 --> 00:50:08,710 Did you phone her? Beg her to come back? 540 00:50:09,286 --> 00:50:11,948 -When you went for your long, lonely walks? -Yes. 541 00:50:12,022 --> 00:50:13,387 You're a piece of shit. 542 00:50:13,490 --> 00:50:16,482 Deception is brutal. I'm not pretending otherwise. 543 00:50:16,593 --> 00:50:17,719 How? 544 00:50:18,062 --> 00:50:19,529 How does it work? 545 00:50:21,065 --> 00:50:23,226 How do you do this to someone? 546 00:50:25,002 --> 00:50:26,663 Not good enough. 547 00:50:27,971 --> 00:50:31,338 -I fell in love with her, Alice. -As if you had no choice? 548 00:50:31,408 --> 00:50:33,342 There's a moment. There's always a moment. 549 00:50:33,410 --> 00:50:36,573 "I can do this, I can give in to this, or I can resist it." 550 00:50:36,647 --> 00:50:40,640 And I don't know when your moment was, but I bet you there was one. 551 00:50:40,718 --> 00:50:42,151 I'm going. 552 00:50:44,922 --> 00:50:47,390 -It's not safe out there. -And it's safe in here? 553 00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:49,289 What about your things? 554 00:50:49,593 --> 00:50:52,289 -I don't need things. -Where will you go? 555 00:50:52,596 --> 00:50:53,927 Disappear. 556 00:50:56,767 --> 00:50:59,600 The Sultan has returned bearing gifts. 557 00:51:02,539 --> 00:51:03,870 Thank you. 558 00:51:09,213 --> 00:51:10,578 They're beautiful. 559 00:51:10,647 --> 00:51:13,548 Here's a thing. Alice was at the hotel. 560 00:51:14,318 --> 00:51:15,307 What? 561 00:51:15,452 --> 00:51:18,250 They sell these arty postcards in the lobby. 562 00:51:18,522 --> 00:51:20,956 I bought one to boost your sales. 563 00:51:23,227 --> 00:51:25,855 "Young Woman, London." 564 00:51:27,331 --> 00:51:32,132 And I checked for your book in The Museum of Modern Art. It was there. 565 00:51:33,103 --> 00:51:34,798 Someone bought one. 566 00:51:35,005 --> 00:51:37,667 This guy with a ridiculous little beard. 567 00:51:37,741 --> 00:51:42,405 He was drooling over your photo on the inside cover. He fancied you, the geek. 568 00:51:42,613 --> 00:51:45,776 I was so proud of you. You've broken New York. 569 00:51:46,450 --> 00:51:47,940 You're wonderful. 570 00:51:49,086 --> 00:51:50,917 Don't ever forget it. 571 00:51:54,858 --> 00:51:56,689 Can I still see you? 572 00:52:01,131 --> 00:52:04,100 Dan, can I still see you? Answer me. 573 00:52:04,168 --> 00:52:06,898 I can't see you. If I see you, I'll never leave you. 574 00:52:06,970 --> 00:52:10,371 -What will you do if I find someone else? -Be jealous. 575 00:52:12,242 --> 00:52:14,233 You still fancy me? 576 00:52:15,145 --> 00:52:16,476 Of course. 577 00:52:17,414 --> 00:52:18,711 You're lying. 578 00:52:19,983 --> 00:52:21,541 I've been you. 579 00:52:24,655 --> 00:52:26,316 Will you hold me? 580 00:52:32,229 --> 00:52:35,756 -I amuse you, but I bore you. -No. 581 00:52:37,167 --> 00:52:39,032 You did love me? 582 00:52:39,937 --> 00:52:42,599 I'll always love you. I hate hurting you. 583 00:52:42,806 --> 00:52:44,364 Then why are you? 584 00:52:45,609 --> 00:52:47,543 'Cause I'm selfish. 585 00:52:48,011 --> 00:52:51,242 -And I think I'll be happier with her. -You won't. 586 00:52:51,915 --> 00:52:53,746 You'll miss me. 587 00:52:54,751 --> 00:52:57,515 No one will ever love you as much as I do. 588 00:52:58,822 --> 00:53:00,915 Why isn't love enough? 589 00:53:02,359 --> 00:53:05,988 I'm the one who leaves. I'm supposed to leave you. 590 00:53:21,044 --> 00:53:23,103 Make some tea, buster. 591 00:54:14,131 --> 00:54:15,826 Why are you dressed? 592 00:54:19,269 --> 00:54:21,635 Because I think you might be about to leave me... 593 00:54:21,705 --> 00:54:24,765 and I didn't want to be wearing a dressing gown. 594 00:54:27,678 --> 00:54:30,010 I slept with someone in New York. 595 00:54:31,248 --> 00:54:32,579 A whore. 596 00:54:33,917 --> 00:54:35,214 I'm sorry. 597 00:54:39,623 --> 00:54:41,420 Why did you tell me? 598 00:54:42,392 --> 00:54:45,190 -I couldn't lie to you. -Why not? 599 00:54:46,530 --> 00:54:48,191 Because I love you. 600 00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,211 It's fine. 601 00:55:06,083 --> 00:55:08,074 Really? Why? 602 00:55:13,190 --> 00:55:14,851 Something's wrong. 603 00:55:19,329 --> 00:55:20,660 Tell me. 604 00:55:24,167 --> 00:55:25,998 Are you leaving me? 605 00:55:30,407 --> 00:55:32,068 Because of this? 606 00:55:34,745 --> 00:55:35,905 Why? 607 00:55:38,015 --> 00:55:39,346 Dan. 608 00:55:41,418 --> 00:55:42,715 Cupid? 609 00:55:44,554 --> 00:55:46,146 He's our joke. 610 00:55:47,157 --> 00:55:48,454 I love him. 611 00:55:49,893 --> 00:55:51,827 You're seeing him now? 612 00:55:54,197 --> 00:55:55,755 Since when? 613 00:56:01,271 --> 00:56:04,104 Since my opening last year. 614 00:56:05,475 --> 00:56:07,033 I'm disgusting. 615 00:56:09,713 --> 00:56:11,305 You're phenomenal. 616 00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:14,577 You're so clever. 617 00:56:16,987 --> 00:56:18,750 Why did you marry me? 618 00:56:20,490 --> 00:56:22,958 I stopped seeing him. I wanted us to work. 619 00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:26,029 -Why did you tell me you wanted children? -Because I did. 620 00:56:26,129 --> 00:56:28,962 -And now you want children with him? -Yes. 621 00:56:31,101 --> 00:56:32,659 I don't know. 622 00:56:36,173 --> 00:56:37,697 But we're happy... 623 00:56:38,909 --> 00:56:40,240 aren't we? 624 00:56:45,515 --> 00:56:48,177 -You're gonna go live with him? -You stay here if you want. 625 00:56:48,251 --> 00:56:50,845 I don't give a fuck about the spoils. 626 00:56:52,255 --> 00:56:55,952 You did this to me the day we met. You let me hang myself for your amusement. 627 00:56:56,059 --> 00:56:58,527 Why didn't you just tell me when I walked in the door? 628 00:56:58,628 --> 00:57:01,722 -I was scared. -You're a coward, you spoilt bitch. 629 00:57:03,867 --> 00:57:07,064 Are you dressed because you thought I might hit you? 630 00:57:09,673 --> 00:57:11,265 What do you think I am? 631 00:57:11,341 --> 00:57:13,741 -I've been hit before. -Not by me. 632 00:57:16,446 --> 00:57:18,175 Is he a good fuck? 633 00:57:19,683 --> 00:57:21,207 Don't do this. 634 00:57:21,685 --> 00:57:23,676 Just answer the question. 635 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:25,581 Is he good? 636 00:57:25,922 --> 00:57:27,253 Yes. 637 00:57:29,793 --> 00:57:31,351 Better than me? 638 00:57:31,728 --> 00:57:33,753 -Different. -Better? 639 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:38,832 -Gentler. -What does that mean? 640 00:57:39,703 --> 00:57:41,796 -You know what it means. -Tell me. 641 00:57:41,872 --> 00:57:43,430 -No. -I treat you like a whore? 642 00:57:43,507 --> 00:57:45,737 -Sometimes. -Why would that be? 643 00:57:46,777 --> 00:57:49,177 -I'm sorry, you're-- -Don't say it. 644 00:57:49,412 --> 00:57:51,039 Don't you fucking say: 645 00:57:51,114 --> 00:57:53,912 "You're too good for me." I am, but don't say it. 646 00:57:53,984 --> 00:57:56,646 You're making the mistake of your life. 647 00:57:58,455 --> 00:58:01,891 You're leaving me because you believe that you don't deserve happiness... 648 00:58:01,992 --> 00:58:03,550 but you do, Anna. 649 00:58:06,530 --> 00:58:09,522 Did you have a bath because you had sex with him? 650 00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:12,427 So you wouldn't smell of him? 651 00:58:13,837 --> 00:58:15,998 So you'd feel less guilty? 652 00:58:17,174 --> 00:58:18,766 How do you feel? 653 00:58:19,442 --> 00:58:20,932 Guilty. 654 00:58:22,412 --> 00:58:24,243 Did you ever love me? 655 00:58:25,115 --> 00:58:26,275 Yes. 656 00:58:58,915 --> 00:59:00,678 Did you do it here? 657 00:59:02,986 --> 00:59:04,146 No. 658 00:59:04,588 --> 00:59:05,919 Why not? 659 00:59:08,425 --> 00:59:10,154 Do you wish we did? 660 00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:12,057 Just tell me the truth. 661 00:59:13,964 --> 00:59:15,795 Yes, we did it here. 662 00:59:18,802 --> 00:59:19,962 Where? 663 00:59:25,008 --> 00:59:26,168 There. 664 00:59:28,712 --> 00:59:30,043 On this? 665 00:59:34,251 --> 00:59:36,549 We had our first fuck on this. 666 00:59:37,354 --> 00:59:39,049 Did you think of me? 667 00:59:41,925 --> 00:59:43,222 When? 668 00:59:46,329 --> 00:59:48,229 When did you do it here? 669 00:59:48,565 --> 00:59:51,090 -Answer the question! -This evening. 670 00:59:55,906 --> 00:59:57,339 Did you come? 671 00:59:59,542 --> 01:00:02,602 -Why are you doing this? -'Cause I want to know. 672 01:00:03,780 --> 01:00:06,010 -Yes, I came. -How many times? 673 01:00:06,082 --> 01:00:07,947 -Twice. -How? 674 01:00:08,485 --> 01:00:12,080 -First he went down on me, then we fucked. -Who was where? 675 01:00:12,155 --> 01:00:15,124 I was on top, then he fucked me from behind. 676 01:00:15,191 --> 01:00:18,058 -That's when you came the second time? -God. 677 01:00:18,828 --> 01:00:22,628 -Why is the sex so important? -Because I'm a fucking caveman! 678 01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:25,259 Did you touch yourself while he fucked you? 679 01:00:25,635 --> 01:00:27,159 -You wank for him? -Sometimes. 680 01:00:27,237 --> 01:00:29,102 -And he does? -We do everything... 681 01:00:29,172 --> 01:00:31,902 -that people who have sex do. -You enjoy sucking him off? 682 01:00:31,975 --> 01:00:33,203 -You like his cock? -I love it. 683 01:00:33,276 --> 01:00:34,800 -Like him coming in your face? -Yes! 684 01:00:34,878 --> 01:00:37,346 -What does it taste like? -Like you, but sweeter. 685 01:00:37,414 --> 01:00:40,872 That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. 686 01:00:40,951 --> 01:00:42,919 Now fuck off and die... 687 01:00:43,887 --> 01:00:45,752 you fucked-up slag. 688 01:02:09,105 --> 01:02:10,697 I love you. 689 01:02:12,542 --> 01:02:14,032 Thank you. 690 01:02:16,379 --> 01:02:19,871 -What's this room called? -The Paradise Suite. 691 01:02:20,150 --> 01:02:23,085 -How many Paradise Suites are there? -Eight. 692 01:02:28,925 --> 01:02:30,552 Do I have to pay you to talk to me? 693 01:02:30,660 --> 01:02:33,561 No. But if you want to tip me, you're welcome. 694 01:02:38,735 --> 01:02:40,032 Thank you. 695 01:02:41,171 --> 01:02:44,834 I used to come here a million years ago. It was a punk club. 696 01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:46,906 The stage was.... 697 01:02:50,213 --> 01:02:52,875 Everything is a version of something else. 698 01:02:53,183 --> 01:02:54,810 Twenty years ago. 699 01:02:55,185 --> 01:02:56,550 How old were you? 700 01:02:56,653 --> 01:02:58,484 -Four. -Christ. 701 01:02:58,688 --> 01:03:02,715 -When I was in flares, you were in nappies. -My nappies were flared. 702 01:03:02,826 --> 01:03:05,386 -You have the face of an angel. -Thank you. 703 01:03:05,495 --> 01:03:07,725 What does your cunt taste like? 704 01:03:08,031 --> 01:03:09,362 Heaven. 705 01:03:13,470 --> 01:03:15,028 How long have you been doing this? 706 01:03:15,105 --> 01:03:17,801 -Three months. -Straight after he left you? 707 01:03:18,341 --> 01:03:20,070 No one left me. 708 01:03:21,811 --> 01:03:24,109 -Nice wig. -Thank you. 709 01:03:25,048 --> 01:03:27,107 Does all this turn you on? 710 01:03:27,217 --> 01:03:28,514 -Sometimes. -Liar. 711 01:03:28,585 --> 01:03:31,611 You're telling me that 'cause you think it's what I want to hear. 712 01:03:31,688 --> 01:03:33,588 You think I'm turned on by it turning you on. 713 01:03:33,690 --> 01:03:37,990 The thought of me creaming myself when I strip for strangers doesn't turn you on? 714 01:03:38,061 --> 01:03:40,029 Put like that, yes. 715 01:03:43,333 --> 01:03:45,961 -Are you flirting with me? -Maybe. 716 01:03:46,970 --> 01:03:49,131 -Are you allowed to flirt with me? -Sure. 717 01:03:49,205 --> 01:03:51,765 -Really? -No, I'm not. I'm breaking all the rules. 718 01:03:51,841 --> 01:03:54,435 -You're mocking me. -Yes, I'm allowed to flirt. 719 01:03:54,511 --> 01:03:55,808 To prize my money from me. 720 01:03:55,879 --> 01:03:59,042 To prize your money from you, I may do or say as I please. 721 01:03:59,115 --> 01:04:00,912 -Except touch. -We're not allowed to touch. 722 01:04:00,984 --> 01:04:02,315 Open your legs. 723 01:04:03,086 --> 01:04:04,314 Wider. 724 01:04:14,764 --> 01:04:16,095 Show me. 725 01:04:21,437 --> 01:04:23,564 So what would happen if I touched you now? 726 01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:25,801 -I'd call security. -What would they do? 727 01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:28,400 They would ask you to leave and not to come back. 728 01:04:28,478 --> 01:04:30,946 -And if I refused to leave? -They would remove you. 729 01:04:31,014 --> 01:04:33,744 Those are security cameras in the ceiling. 730 01:04:37,053 --> 01:04:39,783 I think it's best I don't attempt to touch you. 731 01:04:40,056 --> 01:04:43,253 I'd like to touch you. Later. 732 01:04:43,426 --> 01:04:45,826 -I'm not a whore. -I wouldn't pay. 733 01:04:47,597 --> 01:04:49,861 Why the fuck did he leave you? 734 01:04:50,066 --> 01:04:52,762 -What's your job? -A question. You asked me a question. 735 01:04:52,835 --> 01:04:54,564 -So? -It's a chink in your armor. 736 01:04:54,637 --> 01:04:57,071 -I'm not wearing armor. -Yes, you are. 737 01:04:57,140 --> 01:04:59,973 -Why are you calling yourself Jane? -Because it's my name. 738 01:05:00,043 --> 01:05:01,840 We both know it isn't. 739 01:05:03,146 --> 01:05:05,114 You're all protecting your identities. 740 01:05:05,181 --> 01:05:08,844 There's a girl out there who calls herself Venus. What's her real name? 741 01:05:08,918 --> 01:05:11,386 -Pluto. -You're cheeky. 742 01:05:11,487 --> 01:05:14,388 -Would you like me to stop being cheeky? -No. 743 01:05:15,325 --> 01:05:16,815 What's your name? 744 01:05:18,328 --> 01:05:19,420 Daniel. 745 01:05:20,763 --> 01:05:22,424 Daniel the dermatologist. 746 01:05:22,498 --> 01:05:24,830 -I never told you my job. -I guessed. 747 01:05:25,168 --> 01:05:26,726 You're strong. 748 01:05:27,303 --> 01:05:30,898 There's another one out there. Judging by the scars, a patient of Dr. Tit. 749 01:05:30,974 --> 01:05:33,670 Calls herself Cupid. Who's gonna tell her he was a bloke? 750 01:05:33,743 --> 01:05:38,009 -He wasn't a bloke. He was a little boy. -I want you to tell me your name. 751 01:05:43,319 --> 01:05:44,547 Please. 752 01:05:45,855 --> 01:05:48,653 Thank you. My name is Jane. 753 01:05:49,459 --> 01:05:50,824 Your real name. 754 01:05:52,528 --> 01:05:53,859 Thank you. 755 01:05:54,530 --> 01:05:57,260 -My real name is Jane. -Careful. 756 01:06:00,870 --> 01:06:03,532 Thank you. Still Jane. 757 01:06:03,740 --> 01:06:05,799 I've got about another �500 here. 758 01:06:05,875 --> 01:06:10,812 Why don't I just give you all this money and you tell me what your real name is... 759 01:06:11,648 --> 01:06:12,842 Alice? 760 01:06:13,549 --> 01:06:15,016 I promise. 761 01:06:16,452 --> 01:06:17,783 Thank you. 762 01:06:19,022 --> 01:06:20,614 My real name... 763 01:06:20,823 --> 01:06:23,485 is plain Jane Jones. 764 01:06:23,593 --> 01:06:25,390 I may be rich, but I'm not stupid. 765 01:06:25,461 --> 01:06:27,725 What a shame, Doc. I love them rich and stupid. 766 01:06:27,797 --> 01:06:29,958 Don't you fuck around with me. 767 01:06:30,033 --> 01:06:32,593 -I apologize. -Accepted. 768 01:06:33,169 --> 01:06:36,605 All the girls in this hellhole, the pneumatic robots... 769 01:06:36,673 --> 01:06:39,164 the coked-up baby dolls, and you're no different. 770 01:06:39,275 --> 01:06:42,335 You all use stage names to con yourselves you're someone else... 771 01:06:42,412 --> 01:06:45,870 so you don't feel ashamed showing your cunts and assholes to strangers. 772 01:06:45,948 --> 01:06:47,415 I'm trying to have a conversation. 773 01:06:47,483 --> 01:06:49,348 -You're out of cash. -I paid for this room. 774 01:06:49,419 --> 01:06:50,477 This is extra. 775 01:06:50,553 --> 01:06:52,111 -We met last year. -Wrong girl. 776 01:06:52,188 --> 01:06:53,519 Talk to me! 777 01:06:54,190 --> 01:06:56,715 -I am. -Talk to me in real life. 778 01:06:56,926 --> 01:07:00,293 I didn't know you'd be here. I know who you are. 779 01:07:01,564 --> 01:07:02,963 I love you. 780 01:07:04,467 --> 01:07:06,992 I love everything about you that hurts. 781 01:07:19,982 --> 01:07:21,950 She won't even see me. 782 01:07:23,286 --> 01:07:27,052 -You feel the same. I know it. -You can't cry in here. 783 01:07:27,990 --> 01:07:31,426 -Hold me. Let me hold you. -We're not allowed to touch. 784 01:07:32,528 --> 01:07:35,361 Come home with me. It's safe. Let me look after you. 785 01:07:35,431 --> 01:07:38,161 -I don't need looking after. -Everyone needs looking after. 786 01:07:38,234 --> 01:07:40,202 I'm not your revenge fuck. 787 01:07:41,237 --> 01:07:42,966 -I'll pay you. -I don't need your money. 788 01:07:43,039 --> 01:07:44,301 -You have my money. -Thank you. 789 01:07:44,374 --> 01:07:47,901 -"Thank you." Is that some kind of rule? -Just being polite. 790 01:07:50,813 --> 01:07:53,646 Do you get a lot of grown men crying their guts out here? 791 01:07:53,716 --> 01:07:55,684 Occupational hazard. 792 01:07:55,785 --> 01:07:58,219 Have you ever desired a customer? 793 01:07:59,655 --> 01:08:00,849 Yes. 794 01:08:00,957 --> 01:08:03,118 Then put me out of my misery. Do you desire me? 795 01:08:03,226 --> 01:08:05,786 Because I'm being pretty honest about my feelings for you. 796 01:08:05,895 --> 01:08:08,125 -Your feelings? -Whatever. 797 01:08:08,464 --> 01:08:10,364 No, I don't desire you. 798 01:08:11,634 --> 01:08:12,999 Thank you. 799 01:08:13,936 --> 01:08:16,700 Thank you sincerely for your honesty. 800 01:08:24,781 --> 01:08:27,341 You think you haven't give us anything of yourselves? 801 01:08:27,417 --> 01:08:30,147 Do you think because you don't love us or desire us... 802 01:08:30,219 --> 01:08:32,813 or even like us, you think you've won? 803 01:08:32,889 --> 01:08:34,379 It's not a war. 804 01:08:40,663 --> 01:08:42,961 If I asked you to strip right now, would you? 805 01:08:43,032 --> 01:08:45,694 -Of course. Do you want me to? -No. 806 01:08:47,336 --> 01:08:50,396 Alice, tell me something true. 807 01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:55,436 Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off... 808 01:08:56,012 --> 01:08:58,173 but it's better if you do. 809 01:08:59,949 --> 01:09:01,280 You're cold. 810 01:09:01,918 --> 01:09:03,943 You're all cold at heart. 811 01:09:05,755 --> 01:09:08,815 What do you have to do to get a bit of intimacy around here? 812 01:09:08,925 --> 01:09:11,951 Maybe next time I'll have worked on my intimacy. 813 01:09:12,395 --> 01:09:16,559 No, I'll tell you what's gonna work. You're gonna take your gear off right now. 814 01:09:16,632 --> 01:09:21,092 You're gonna turn around very slowly, and you're gonna bend over... 815 01:09:21,671 --> 01:09:25,937 and you're gonna touch the fucking floor for my viewing pleasure. 816 01:09:26,809 --> 01:09:28,743 Is that what you want? 817 01:09:30,146 --> 01:09:32,046 What else could I want? 818 01:10:39,181 --> 01:10:40,512 I'm sorry. 819 01:10:42,852 --> 01:10:44,843 -What happened? -Traffic. 820 01:10:46,989 --> 01:10:50,356 -Do you want to go stand in the back? -No, let's have a drink. 821 01:10:54,330 --> 01:10:56,127 You look flushed. 822 01:10:57,233 --> 01:10:59,201 You have no need to run. 823 01:10:59,268 --> 01:11:00,735 -Vodka tonic? -Yes. 824 01:11:00,803 --> 01:11:04,000 -Vodka tonic and a Guinness, please. -Sure. 825 01:11:05,241 --> 01:11:06,674 How was it? 826 01:11:07,877 --> 01:11:09,037 Fine. 827 01:11:09,612 --> 01:11:11,079 You had lunch? 828 01:11:11,781 --> 01:11:13,078 Then what? 829 01:11:14,850 --> 01:11:17,341 -And then we left. -And? 830 01:11:18,220 --> 01:11:19,812 There's no "and." 831 01:11:22,358 --> 01:11:26,021 You haven't seen him in four months. There must be an "and." 832 01:11:26,362 --> 01:11:28,796 -How is he? -Terrible. 833 01:11:37,540 --> 01:11:39,804 -Keep the change. -Thank you, sir. 834 01:11:43,879 --> 01:11:45,870 How is his dermatology? 835 01:11:46,082 --> 01:11:49,848 -He's in private practice now. -Is he? 836 01:11:52,421 --> 01:11:54,821 Was he weeping all over the place? 837 01:11:54,957 --> 01:11:58,154 -Some of the time. -Poor bastard. 838 01:11:58,861 --> 01:12:01,329 Was he difficult? 839 01:12:03,899 --> 01:12:06,060 Are you angry that I saw him? 840 01:12:06,202 --> 01:12:07,863 No. It's just... 841 01:12:09,238 --> 01:12:10,830 I haven't seen Alice. 842 01:12:10,906 --> 01:12:13,534 You can't see Alice. You don't know where she is. 843 01:12:13,609 --> 01:12:15,736 I haven't tried to find her. 844 01:12:17,146 --> 01:12:18,511 You know why I saw him. 845 01:12:18,581 --> 01:12:21,345 He's been begging me for months. I saw him so he'd sign. 846 01:12:21,417 --> 01:12:23,647 -So has he signed? -Yes. 847 01:12:28,124 --> 01:12:29,648 Congratulations. 848 01:12:30,559 --> 01:12:32,390 You're a divorc�e. 849 01:12:33,896 --> 01:12:35,625 Double divorc�e. 850 01:12:37,633 --> 01:12:38,930 Sorry. 851 01:12:39,969 --> 01:12:41,493 How do you feel? 852 01:12:42,705 --> 01:12:43,865 Tired. 853 01:12:48,044 --> 01:12:49,409 I love you. 854 01:12:50,146 --> 01:12:51,875 And I need a piss. 855 01:13:28,784 --> 01:13:30,308 I hate this place. 856 01:13:31,353 --> 01:13:32,752 At least it's central. 857 01:13:32,822 --> 01:13:35,882 I hate central. Central London's a theme park. 858 01:13:36,892 --> 01:13:41,226 I hate retro. I hate the future. Where does that leave me? 859 01:13:42,331 --> 01:13:43,628 Come back. 860 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:47,233 -You promised you wouldn't. -Come back. 861 01:13:51,574 --> 01:13:54,634 -How's work? -Jesus. Work's shit, okay? 862 01:14:03,252 --> 01:14:07,120 Do they have waiters here? I love you. Please come back. 863 01:14:08,057 --> 01:14:09,752 I'm not coming back. 864 01:14:15,698 --> 01:14:16,790 Sign. 865 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,262 No pen. 866 01:14:24,774 --> 01:14:25,832 Pen. 867 01:14:28,844 --> 01:14:30,641 Give me back my hand. 868 01:14:40,256 --> 01:14:41,348 Sign. 869 01:14:47,963 --> 01:14:50,056 I'll sign on one condition. 870 01:14:51,901 --> 01:14:55,132 We skip this. We go to my sleek new surgery... 871 01:14:55,204 --> 01:14:58,367 and we christen the patients' bed with our final fuck. 872 01:14:58,440 --> 01:15:00,305 I know you don't want to... 873 01:15:00,709 --> 01:15:04,736 and I know you think I'm sick for asking, but that's what I'm asking. 874 01:15:04,814 --> 01:15:06,509 For old times' sake. 875 01:15:07,316 --> 01:15:09,443 Because I'm obsessed with you. 876 01:15:10,152 --> 01:15:12,848 Because I can't get over you unless.... 877 01:15:13,656 --> 01:15:15,487 Because I think, on some small level... 878 01:15:15,591 --> 01:15:18,890 you owe me something for deceiving me so exquisitely. 879 01:15:19,829 --> 01:15:24,198 For all these reasons, I am begging you to give me your body. 880 01:15:26,101 --> 01:15:27,864 You'd be my whore. 881 01:15:28,404 --> 01:15:31,271 And in return, I will pay you with your liberty. 882 01:15:33,209 --> 01:15:36,508 You do this, I swear I will not contact you again. 883 01:15:41,684 --> 01:15:43,515 I'm going to the bar. 884 01:15:44,153 --> 01:15:46,644 I assume you still drink vodka tonic? 885 01:16:09,011 --> 01:16:11,206 You slept with him, didn't you? 886 01:16:37,740 --> 01:16:40,538 -What do you expect me to do? -Understand. 887 01:16:41,810 --> 01:16:43,277 Why didn't you lie to me? 888 01:16:43,345 --> 01:16:45,939 Because we said we'd always tell each other the truth. 889 01:16:46,015 --> 01:16:47,607 What's so great about the truth? 890 01:16:47,683 --> 01:16:50,982 Try lying for a change. It's the currency of the world. 891 01:16:53,188 --> 01:16:57,887 I did what he wanted, and now he will leave us alone. 892 01:17:00,930 --> 01:17:02,295 I love you. 893 01:17:03,499 --> 01:17:06,366 -I didn't give him anything. -Your body? 894 01:17:08,170 --> 01:17:11,662 If Alice came to you, desperate... 895 01:17:12,141 --> 01:17:14,234 with all that love still between you... 896 01:17:14,310 --> 01:17:16,369 and she said she needed you to want her... 897 01:17:16,445 --> 01:17:18,538 so she could get over you, you'd do it. 898 01:17:18,614 --> 01:17:21,606 I wouldn't like it either, but I'd forgive you. 899 01:17:21,917 --> 01:17:25,045 -It's kindness. -No, cowardice. 900 01:17:25,254 --> 01:17:27,449 You haven't got the guts to let him hate you. 901 01:17:39,568 --> 01:17:43,299 I'm doing this because I feel guilty, and because I pity you. 902 01:17:43,372 --> 01:17:46,273 -You know that, don't you? -Yes. 903 01:17:47,109 --> 01:17:49,976 -Feel good about yourself? -No. 904 01:18:00,289 --> 01:18:01,654 It's gone. 905 01:18:02,725 --> 01:18:06,821 -We're not innocent anymore. -Don't stop loving me. 906 01:18:06,929 --> 01:18:10,387 I can see it draining out of you. It's me, remember? 907 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:14,294 It was a stupid thing to do, and it meant nothing. 908 01:18:14,703 --> 01:18:16,967 If you love me enough, you'll forgive me. 909 01:18:17,039 --> 01:18:19,439 -Are you testing me? -No. 910 01:18:20,042 --> 01:18:23,944 -I do understand. -No. He understands. 911 01:18:26,215 --> 01:18:29,378 All I can see is him all over you. 912 01:18:30,052 --> 01:18:33,453 He's clever, your ex-husband. 913 01:18:34,990 --> 01:18:36,480 I almost admire him. 914 01:18:40,462 --> 01:18:42,430 You going to tell him? 915 01:18:44,066 --> 01:18:45,533 I don't know. 916 01:18:57,813 --> 01:19:00,873 Better to be truthful about this kind of thing. 917 01:19:08,223 --> 01:19:09,383 Sign. 918 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,490 I forgive you. 919 01:19:22,938 --> 01:19:24,269 Sign. 920 01:19:28,077 --> 01:19:29,977 I think you enjoyed it. 921 01:19:31,013 --> 01:19:34,540 He wheedles you into bed. The old jokes... 922 01:19:34,616 --> 01:19:38,575 the strange familiarity. I think you had a whale of a time. 923 01:19:38,654 --> 01:19:40,986 And the truth is I'll never know unless I ask him. 924 01:19:41,090 --> 01:19:42,580 Why don't you? 925 01:20:31,206 --> 01:20:32,298 Yes? 926 01:20:33,976 --> 01:20:35,773 You can go in now. 927 01:20:43,385 --> 01:20:46,286 -I want Anna back. -She's made her choice. 928 01:20:46,355 --> 01:20:50,951 I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer. 929 01:20:51,059 --> 01:20:54,085 So where's the apology? You cunt. 930 01:20:55,030 --> 01:20:58,022 I apologize. If you love her, you'll let her go... 931 01:20:58,133 --> 01:20:59,760 so she can be happy. 932 01:20:59,835 --> 01:21:02,565 -She doesn't want to be happy. -Everybody wants to be happy. 933 01:21:02,638 --> 01:21:06,039 Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. 934 01:21:06,108 --> 01:21:08,303 If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed. 935 01:21:08,377 --> 01:21:11,835 They'd have to go out into the world and live, which can be depressing. 936 01:21:11,914 --> 01:21:14,382 -Anna's not a depressive. -Isn't she? 937 01:21:14,449 --> 01:21:17,509 -I love her. -Boo-hoo. So do I. 938 01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:20,718 She's gone back to you because she can't bear your suffering. 939 01:21:20,789 --> 01:21:22,518 You don't know who she is. 940 01:21:22,624 --> 01:21:27,186 -You love her like a dog loves its owner. -And the owner loves the dog for so doing. 941 01:21:27,296 --> 01:21:29,287 You'll hurt her. You'll never forgive her. 942 01:21:29,398 --> 01:21:31,491 Of course I forgive her. I have forgiven her. 943 01:21:31,567 --> 01:21:34,832 Without forgiveness we're savages. You're drowning. 944 01:21:34,903 --> 01:21:37,997 -You only met her because of me. -Yeah. Thanks. 945 01:21:38,073 --> 01:21:40,234 It's a joke. Your marriage is a joke. 946 01:21:40,309 --> 01:21:43,801 Here's a good one. She never sent the divorce papers to her lawyer. 947 01:21:43,879 --> 01:21:48,782 Now, to a towering romantic hero like you, I don't doubt I am somewhat common. 948 01:21:48,850 --> 01:21:51,148 But I am, nevertheless, what she has chosen... 949 01:21:51,220 --> 01:21:53,984 and we must respect what the woman wants. 950 01:21:55,123 --> 01:21:58,490 If you go near her again, I swear... 951 01:21:59,461 --> 01:22:01,122 I will kill you. 952 01:22:05,467 --> 01:22:08,595 Okay. I have patients to see. 953 01:22:08,670 --> 01:22:10,865 When she came here, do you think she enjoyed it? 954 01:22:10,939 --> 01:22:13,567 I didn't do it to give her a nice time. 955 01:22:13,642 --> 01:22:15,803 I fucked her to fuck you up. 956 01:22:16,311 --> 01:22:19,906 A good fight is never clean. And of course she enjoyed it. 957 01:22:19,982 --> 01:22:22,576 As you know, she loves a guilty fuck. 958 01:22:22,651 --> 01:22:25,313 -You're an animal. -Yeah? What are you? 959 01:22:25,387 --> 01:22:28,481 You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram. 960 01:22:28,590 --> 01:22:32,185 Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist wrapped in blood! 961 01:22:32,294 --> 01:22:35,286 Go fuck yourself. You writer! 962 01:22:35,731 --> 01:22:37,096 You liar! 963 01:22:37,165 --> 01:22:39,599 You go check a few facts while I get my hands dirty. 964 01:22:39,668 --> 01:22:42,262 She hates your hands. She hates your simplicity. 965 01:22:42,337 --> 01:22:44,703 I spent the whole of last week talking about you. 966 01:22:44,773 --> 01:22:48,174 I know all your ways. Anna says you fucked her with your eyes closed. 967 01:22:48,243 --> 01:22:52,475 She tells me you wake in the night crying for your mother, you mommy's boy. 968 01:22:52,547 --> 01:22:54,071 I could go on. 969 01:22:56,218 --> 01:22:57,913 Shall we stop this? 970 01:23:03,558 --> 01:23:06,527 It's over. Accept it. 971 01:23:11,633 --> 01:23:14,602 You don't know the first thing about love... 972 01:23:15,037 --> 01:23:17,665 because you don't understand compromise. 973 01:23:26,381 --> 01:23:29,145 -Don't cry on me. -I'm sorry. 974 01:23:31,987 --> 01:23:34,012 I don't know what to do. 975 01:23:34,723 --> 01:23:37,851 You want my advice? You go back to Alice. 976 01:23:40,929 --> 01:23:42,658 She'd never have me. 977 01:23:44,499 --> 01:23:47,093 -She's vanished. -No, she hasn't. 978 01:23:47,369 --> 01:23:49,337 I found her, by accident. 979 01:23:49,805 --> 01:23:52,000 She's working in a club. 980 01:23:53,175 --> 01:23:55,507 Yes, I saw her naked. 981 01:23:56,345 --> 01:23:58,336 No, I did not fuck her. 982 01:23:59,314 --> 01:24:00,906 You spoke to her? 983 01:24:05,754 --> 01:24:07,984 Yes, I know. One minute. 984 01:24:09,491 --> 01:24:10,958 How is she? 985 01:24:11,460 --> 01:24:13,087 She loves you... 986 01:24:13,829 --> 01:24:15,820 beyond comprehension. 987 01:24:17,165 --> 01:24:18,894 Your prescription. 988 01:24:20,068 --> 01:24:21,933 It's where she works. 989 01:24:24,473 --> 01:24:25,872 Go to her. 990 01:24:27,242 --> 01:24:28,573 Thank you. 991 01:24:32,347 --> 01:24:34,838 You still pissing about on the Net? 992 01:24:36,151 --> 01:24:37,618 Not recently. 993 01:24:38,053 --> 01:24:41,545 -I wanted to kill you. -I thought you wanted to fuck me. 994 01:24:41,823 --> 01:24:43,381 Don't get lippy. 995 01:24:45,327 --> 01:24:47,557 I liked your book, by the way. 996 01:24:47,829 --> 01:24:50,923 Thanks. You stand alone. 997 01:24:51,133 --> 01:24:52,600 With Anna. 998 01:24:53,835 --> 01:24:58,602 -You still writing obituaries? Busy? -I was made editor. 999 01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:01,707 -Yeah? How come? -Previous editor died. 1000 01:25:05,347 --> 01:25:09,249 Alcohol poisoning. I sat with him for a week in the hospital. 1001 01:25:11,553 --> 01:25:13,987 I really do have patients to see. 1002 01:25:16,091 --> 01:25:18,559 -Thank you. -For what? 1003 01:25:19,895 --> 01:25:22,363 -Being kind. -I am kind. 1004 01:25:22,831 --> 01:25:24,958 Your invoice is in the post. 1005 01:25:38,780 --> 01:25:40,247 I lied to you. 1006 01:25:41,650 --> 01:25:43,311 I did fuck Alice. 1007 01:25:45,987 --> 01:25:49,946 Sorry for telling you. I'm just not big enough to forgive you. 1008 01:25:52,394 --> 01:25:53,725 Buster. 1009 01:26:24,726 --> 01:26:26,523 Show me the sneer. 1010 01:26:29,564 --> 01:26:31,191 Beautiful. 1011 01:26:31,266 --> 01:26:33,097 You'll wake up the hotel. 1012 01:26:39,774 --> 01:26:41,173 Fuck me. 1013 01:26:42,410 --> 01:26:44,708 Again? We have to get up at 6:00. 1014 01:26:44,779 --> 01:26:48,146 How can one man be so endlessly disappointing? 1015 01:26:48,216 --> 01:26:49,683 That's my charm. 1016 01:26:50,886 --> 01:26:53,582 So where are we going? 1017 01:26:54,322 --> 01:26:55,755 -My treat. -Where are we going? 1018 01:26:55,857 --> 01:26:58,417 My holiday surprise. My rules. 1019 01:26:58,660 --> 01:27:00,719 Where are we going? 1020 01:27:02,030 --> 01:27:04,430 New York. 1021 01:27:06,635 --> 01:27:08,193 You angel. 1022 01:27:09,905 --> 01:27:13,807 -You did remember to pack my passport? -Of course. It's with my passport. 1023 01:27:13,875 --> 01:27:15,137 And where's that? 1024 01:27:15,210 --> 01:27:19,169 In a place where you can't look. No one sees my passport picture. 1025 01:27:24,286 --> 01:27:28,086 When we get on the plane, we'll have been together four years. 1026 01:27:28,890 --> 01:27:30,414 What about the gap? 1027 01:27:30,525 --> 01:27:33,688 You mean trial separation? Didn't work out. 1028 01:27:34,062 --> 01:27:35,757 Happy anniversary. 1029 01:27:41,303 --> 01:27:43,464 I'm going to take my eyes out. 1030 01:27:46,308 --> 01:27:48,833 -What was in my sandwiches? -Tuna. 1031 01:27:49,744 --> 01:27:52,679 -How many stitches did I get? -Two. 1032 01:27:52,747 --> 01:27:54,840 But you should have had three. 1033 01:27:56,151 --> 01:27:58,915 -What was your euphemism? -Disarming. 1034 01:27:59,387 --> 01:28:01,878 Too easy, buster. Next? 1035 01:28:02,357 --> 01:28:05,258 That park. Who'd I go there with? 1036 01:28:06,695 --> 01:28:08,185 Your father. 1037 01:28:09,431 --> 01:28:12,366 Were the chairs in the hospital gray or blue? 1038 01:28:13,001 --> 01:28:15,469 -No idea. -Trick question. They were green. 1039 01:28:15,537 --> 01:28:17,835 You are a trick question. 1040 01:28:23,979 --> 01:28:26,447 How come we never took a vacation? 1041 01:28:27,215 --> 01:28:28,682 We went to the country. 1042 01:28:28,750 --> 01:28:32,709 Doesn't count. You were off making sneaky phone calls... 1043 01:28:33,054 --> 01:28:35,352 to that witch we do not mention. 1044 01:28:40,528 --> 01:28:41,893 Come to bed. 1045 01:28:41,963 --> 01:28:43,453 I need a smoke. 1046 01:28:45,834 --> 01:28:49,133 -How'd you manage to give up? -Deep inner strength. 1047 01:28:59,814 --> 01:29:01,076 Why me? 1048 01:29:02,651 --> 01:29:05,347 You could have chosen anyone. Why me? 1049 01:29:06,488 --> 01:29:08,683 Because you cut off your crusts. 1050 01:29:12,027 --> 01:29:13,255 And this. 1051 01:29:16,831 --> 01:29:19,823 -When are you going to stop stripping? -Soon. 1052 01:29:20,135 --> 01:29:22,865 -You're addicted to it. -No, I'm not. 1053 01:29:22,937 --> 01:29:24,598 It paid for this. 1054 01:29:26,808 --> 01:29:28,605 Tell me what happened. 1055 01:29:30,245 --> 01:29:33,646 -Nothing happened. -But he came to the club. 1056 01:29:34,215 --> 01:29:37,309 Lots of men come to the club. You came to the club. 1057 01:29:51,099 --> 01:29:54,227 -The look on your face. -The look on your face. 1058 01:29:55,970 --> 01:29:58,530 What a face. What a wig. 1059 01:30:04,279 --> 01:30:06,406 I saw this face... 1060 01:30:08,316 --> 01:30:10,648 this vision... 1061 01:30:11,553 --> 01:30:15,455 when you stepped into the road. It was the moment of my life. 1062 01:30:16,925 --> 01:30:20,156 -This is the moment of your life. -You were perfect. 1063 01:30:20,495 --> 01:30:21,962 I still am. 1064 01:30:23,198 --> 01:30:25,166 On the way to the hospital... 1065 01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:27,365 I kissed your forehead. 1066 01:30:27,936 --> 01:30:29,233 You brute. 1067 01:30:29,304 --> 01:30:32,364 The cabbie saw me kissing you. He said, "Is she yours?" 1068 01:30:32,440 --> 01:30:34,431 I said, "Yes, she's mine. " 1069 01:30:36,277 --> 01:30:37,767 She's mine. 1070 01:30:45,820 --> 01:30:50,757 So he came to the club, watched you strip, you had a little chat, and that was it? 1071 01:30:53,061 --> 01:30:54,187 Yes. 1072 01:30:58,900 --> 01:31:00,697 You're not trusting me. 1073 01:31:01,536 --> 01:31:04,232 I'm in love with you. You're safe. 1074 01:31:05,106 --> 01:31:07,472 You had every right. I just want to know. 1075 01:31:07,542 --> 01:31:10,306 -Why? -Because I want to know everything. 1076 01:31:11,813 --> 01:31:13,644 Because I'm a lunatic. 1077 01:31:15,216 --> 01:31:16,478 Tell me. 1078 01:31:18,620 --> 01:31:20,451 Nothing happened. 1079 01:31:21,956 --> 01:31:24,925 -You were living with someone else. -What are you justifying? 1080 01:31:24,993 --> 01:31:26,824 I'm not justifying anything. Just saying. 1081 01:31:26,895 --> 01:31:28,988 -What are you saying? -I'm not saying anything. 1082 01:31:29,097 --> 01:31:30,997 I just want the truth. 1083 01:31:32,367 --> 01:31:34,961 -Where are you going? -Cigarettes. 1084 01:31:36,471 --> 01:31:37,836 Everywhere's closed. 1085 01:31:37,906 --> 01:31:40,568 I'll go to the terminal. 1086 01:31:41,376 --> 01:31:43,105 When I get back... 1087 01:31:43,311 --> 01:31:45,279 please tell me the truth. 1088 01:31:47,482 --> 01:31:50,417 -Why? -Because I'm addicted to it. 1089 01:31:50,852 --> 01:31:54,515 Because without it we're animals. 1090 01:31:55,890 --> 01:31:57,221 Trust me. 1091 01:33:03,758 --> 01:33:05,749 I don't love you anymore. 1092 01:33:06,594 --> 01:33:07,891 Since when? 1093 01:33:07,962 --> 01:33:09,088 Now. 1094 01:33:09,931 --> 01:33:11,228 Just now. 1095 01:33:12,300 --> 01:33:14,200 I don't want to lie... 1096 01:33:14,869 --> 01:33:17,201 and I can't tell the truth... 1097 01:33:17,639 --> 01:33:19,072 so it's over. 1098 01:33:19,540 --> 01:33:21,201 It doesn't matter. 1099 01:33:21,442 --> 01:33:25,242 -I love you. None of it matters. -Too late. 1100 01:33:27,715 --> 01:33:29,740 I don't love you anymore. 1101 01:33:31,319 --> 01:33:32,547 Goodbye. 1102 01:33:37,759 --> 01:33:39,556 Here's the truth... 1103 01:33:40,461 --> 01:33:42,486 so now you can hate me. 1104 01:33:44,933 --> 01:33:47,265 Larry fucked me all night. 1105 01:33:48,770 --> 01:33:50,397 I enjoyed it. 1106 01:33:51,439 --> 01:33:52,736 I came. 1107 01:33:56,110 --> 01:33:57,600 I prefer you. 1108 01:34:00,114 --> 01:34:01,342 Now go. 1109 01:34:04,252 --> 01:34:05,651 I knew that. 1110 01:34:06,587 --> 01:34:08,077 He told me. 1111 01:34:08,856 --> 01:34:11,825 -You knew? -I needed to hear it from you. 1112 01:34:12,293 --> 01:34:15,091 -Why? -Because he might have been lying. 1113 01:34:15,430 --> 01:34:16,829 I had to hear it from you. 1114 01:34:16,898 --> 01:34:20,061 I would never have told you, because I know you'd never forgive me. 1115 01:34:20,134 --> 01:34:21,761 I would. I have. 1116 01:34:22,603 --> 01:34:25,094 -Why did he tell you? -Because he's a bastard. 1117 01:34:25,173 --> 01:34:27,573 -How could he? -Because he wanted this to happen. 1118 01:34:27,642 --> 01:34:30,304 -But why test me? -Because I'm an idiot. 1119 01:34:30,378 --> 01:34:31,504 Yes. 1120 01:34:32,480 --> 01:34:34,471 I would have loved you... 1121 01:34:35,483 --> 01:34:36,882 forever. 1122 01:34:38,720 --> 01:34:41,348 -Now please go. -Don't do this. Talk to me. 1123 01:34:41,422 --> 01:34:43,322 I am talking. Fuck off. 1124 01:34:43,424 --> 01:34:45,892 No, I'm sorry. You misunderstand. I didn't mean to-- 1125 01:34:45,994 --> 01:34:46,961 Yes, you did. 1126 01:34:47,061 --> 01:34:48,551 -I love you. -Where? 1127 01:34:48,663 --> 01:34:50,392 -What? -Show me. 1128 01:34:51,099 --> 01:34:52,794 Where is this love? 1129 01:34:53,601 --> 01:34:58,004 I can't see it. I can't touch it. I can't feel it. 1130 01:34:58,906 --> 01:35:01,932 I can hear it. I can hear some words... 1131 01:35:02,010 --> 01:35:05,002 but I can't do anything with your easy words. 1132 01:35:05,513 --> 01:35:07,947 Whatever you say, it's too late. 1133 01:35:08,016 --> 01:35:11,076 -Please don't do this. -It's done. 1134 01:35:11,919 --> 01:35:15,685 Now please go, or I'll call security. 1135 01:35:16,224 --> 01:35:18,920 You're not in a strip club. There is no security. 1136 01:35:22,463 --> 01:35:24,226 -Why did you fuck him? -I wanted to. 1137 01:35:24,298 --> 01:35:25,765 -Why? -I desired him. 1138 01:35:25,867 --> 01:35:27,858 -Why? -You weren't there. 1139 01:35:28,036 --> 01:35:30,664 -Why him? -He asked me nicely. 1140 01:35:30,738 --> 01:35:32,035 -You're a liar. -So? 1141 01:35:32,106 --> 01:35:34,540 -Who are you? -I'm no one. 1142 01:35:37,278 --> 01:35:40,611 Go on, hit me. That's what you want. Hit me, fucker. 1143 01:37:01,796 --> 01:37:04,390 -Welcome back, Miss Jones. -Thank you.