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Welcome back, boys.
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As somebody once said...
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there's a difference between a failure...
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and a fiasco.
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Watch your head.
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I'm fine.
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A failure is simply the non-presence
of success.
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Any fool can accomplish failure.
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I'm fine.
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I'm fine.
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What the hell's he doing here?
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But a fiasco...
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A fiasco is a disaster
of mythic proportions.
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A fiasco is a folktale told to others...
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that makes other people
feel more alive...
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because it didn't happen to them.
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I'm fine.
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I'm fine.
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I'll take you to Phil so you don't get lost.
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Mercury Worldwide Shoes,
which is actually Phil...
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contains some of America's
finest artists' masterworks...
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seen only by people
heading for very important meetings...
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a promotion...
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or otherwise.
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"We are not just employees,"
as Phil once said.
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"We are denizens of greatness."
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Phil says, "The world is full of those
who achieve through negativity...
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"or theft.
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"We succeed through original thought."
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A shoe is not just a shoe.
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It connects us to the Earth.
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The right shoe can transport us...
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make us believe
we are capable of more.
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But there are sacrifices
for a goal like pure greatness.
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Like birthdays
or last Christmas with my family.
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...through Christ our Lord. Amen.
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Dig in.
And no making fun of my cooking.
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- This must be homemade.
- Oh, Dad.
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Though we sometimes celebrate
odd things at Mercury...
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like the day the Italians invented rubber.
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Which they didn't, of course.
But that's beside the point.
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Where exactly is Drew, anyway?
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We've contained magic in a shoe!
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It was meant to approximate
walking on a cloud.
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Hey, if you ever need anything
around here...
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I'm your girl.
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Any true student
of functional shoe design...
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is also a student of Phil himself.
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He is a master.
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And Phil's innate wisdom
of what people want and need...
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has never failed to date.
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I'm fine.
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He's also obsessed
with the number two.
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These are Phil's prized
two Norman Rockwells.
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The pair of paintings that once hung
outside the White House office...
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of John F. Kennedy.
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And yes, the two treasured doors...
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Phil once purchased from a church
on vacation in Tunisia...
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and had sent back home for a total cost
too enormous to mention.
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$762,000.
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Each.
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Just two more minutes
and I can send you in.
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Because we have a moment here...
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let me tell you that I have
recently become a secret connoisseur...
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of last looks.
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You know the way people look at you
when they believe it's for the last time?
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I've started collecting these looks and...
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Okay, he's ready for you.
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There's one right now.
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How are you, Drew?
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I wanted to jump out of the window
of that helicopter...
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and just splatter on the trees,
to tell you the truth.
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Don't do that.
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It's only money.
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The American psyche is in turmoil,
Drew, and we have miscalculated.
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I'm sorry.
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I have no rulebook for this situation.
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They tell me
that we are about to lose 972...
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million dollars.
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I am...
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ill-equipped
in the philosophies of failure.
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Walk with me, Drew.
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My basketball team.
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They don't even know yet.
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My Global Environmental Watchdog
project will have to go.
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Sweet people.
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We could have saved the planet...
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but...
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How do I make the concept
of $972,000,000...
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more real to you?
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It's the operating budget
of a midsize country...
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a small civilization.
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It's big!
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It's so big...
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you could round it off to a billion dollars.
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I cry a lot lately.
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The promise of a global future...
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pinned to a groundbreaking shoe,
your design...
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with a new form of material,
launched this week to great fanfare.
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And now, meeting a growing
international roar of laughter...
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and rejection.
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Enough to cause this memo...
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from Jeffrey Barlow, CEO of DCS.
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"This once highly-anticipated product...
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"may actually cause an entire
generation to return to bare feet."
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We are about to enter...
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a free-fall plunge.
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And the sound you hear
is the sound of shit hitting the fan.
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Globally.
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You hear it?
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I wish there was something I could do.
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Actually, there is.
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In a room downstairs is a reporter
from Global Business Today.
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We need to make him understand...
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we hired you
from our National Scholarship Program.
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We supported,
invested in your brilliance.
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This was a very creative endeavor...
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and I think you should stand up...
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for your incredible work.
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You okay?
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I'm...
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It's a little bit like knowing the plane's
going down before anyone else, isn't it?
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- When does this run, a week?
- A week.
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Come Sunday evening,
it'll be on the stands.
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Any last words?
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And in that moment, I knew.
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I know we hired you
at the last minute but...
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Success...
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Success, not greatness...
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was the only god
the entire world served.
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Home sweet home.
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Eight years. Night and day.
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Can you imagine?
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An entire life wrapped up in a shoe.
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Yello?
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Drew? It's your sister.
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I have some really bad news.
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Could you call me tomorrow?
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No.
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- Could you call me a little later?
- No, honey.
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Dad died!
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He had a heart attack back in Kentucky.
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He was still visiting Uncle Dale.
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Mom is in total shock.
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You have to handle this.
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You're the oldest.
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You're the responsible one.
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I don't know why he went to Kentucky.
I don't know what the attraction was.
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He was born there.
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They never liked me there.
They never have.
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Drew will take care of everything.
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Honey, you understand I can't go
because of the baby.
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- I'll be back in two days.
- I'll man the phones.
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I'll always be the one
that snatched him away from them.
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The two sides of this family
have never integrated well...
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so don't expect to make a lot of friends
when you go there.
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- Drew doesn't make friends, Mom.
- I have friends.
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- Do you have the blue suit?
- I have the blue suit.
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He loved that silly blue suit.
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God only knows
if I made him truly happy.
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I'll call from Kentucky.
I'll be there in the morning.
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- We have a plan!
- We have a plan...
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and you hold your head up high...
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because don't you forget, you go back
there as the most successful man...
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in the history of this family.
Don't let them try anything.
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Oh, my God. I have to call people.
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I have to clean out the office,
I'm a widow!
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We'll figure this out, we'll figure this out.
Just get Dad home. Hurry.
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I was still waiting for everything to start,
and now it's over.
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I'll bring him home.
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Wait, wait! Stay close.
Come, come, come.
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Now, what was it that Dad always said?
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- If it wasn't this...
- It would be something else.
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Now, you go.
You go and you make him proud.
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And you call and tell me
what's going on, okay? All right.
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I would go to Kentucky...
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put my father in the blue suit,
bring him home...
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and then get back on that bike.
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Nothing would stop the plan.
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Sir.
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Sir.
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By flying this flight,
you've helped save all our jobs.
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Definitely mine.
Maybe even the entire airline.
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We would like to reward you
with a free seat in first class.
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I'm fine.
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Okay, let me try it like this.
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I'm really tired.
Please don't make me keep walking...
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all the way back down here
all night long.
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Louisville, Kentucky, huh?
Home, business, or family?
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My dad.
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Where does he live in Louisville?
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Actually, he's near Louisville.
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Louisville.
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He's in Elizabethtown.
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Oh, good.
I hope someone's driving you...
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'cause the roads around there
are hopelessly and gloriously confusing.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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I'll draw you a quick map.
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I mean, I'm so happy we're sitting here
having this conversation...
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at 3:00 a.m., or whatever time it is.
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You know, it's such a great time.
Everyone's sleeping but us.
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It's really nice to have a conversation
with you and that you're really listening.
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I feel like I can really talk to you...
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So, you want to get to 264,
and then you want to not miss 60B.
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I'm going to be obnoxious about that.
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Bens are strangely delightful
and very intuitive.
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Complex. Almost too complex
to be around.
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- Do you know any Bens?
- I know one Ben.
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I'm a student of names.
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For example, what's your dad's name?
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Mitchell.
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- Mitchell.
- Yeah.
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Or Mitch?
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Mitchell. Sometimes Mitch.
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Son of a Mitch.
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And today I was fired by a Phil.
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Phil? Phils are dangerous.
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Phils are less predictable than Bens.
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And your girlfriend is a...
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Ellen.
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- How's that going?
- Sort of a wait-and-see.
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- Oh, yeah?
- But then I waited and I saw.
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I was gonna say.
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I have never had a good experience
with an Ellen or a Phil.
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- How about with a Mitch?
- Never met a Mitch I didn't like.
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Fun. Full of life, you know?
You know what I mean when I say fun?
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Like you want to be a part
of Mitch's club.
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Am I close?
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Close.
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He's okay, right?
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Yeah. He's...
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He's fine.
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You give him a big old hug for me.
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I'm Claire, by the way.
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Drew.
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- Nice.
- Same to you.
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Please.
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I'll let you sleep. Here's your map.
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Let me take this.
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I can handle this.
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Let go.
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I am not asleep.
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I'm not.
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I won't really be able to sleep.
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I won't really be able to sleep.
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Okay. Ready to go, Drew?
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I'm not asleep.
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Blue suit.
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Losing the business.
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Louisville.
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I'm not asleep.
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We'll go next year.
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Come back.
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One billion dollars.
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Good morning.
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And congratulations, Drew.
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You've earned your wings
as our ten millionth passenger.
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And here is a coupon
for any four-diamond hotel...
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in the greater western Kentucky area.
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Better move quickly.
Lots of people behind you.
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- Well, thank you.
- Absolutely.
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And good luck with Ben.
263
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:02,900
Look, I know
I may never see you again...
264
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:06,300
but we are intrepid.
265
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,400
We carry on.
266
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,300
Drew!
267
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:25,200
Rental cars around the corner.
You'll see the signs.
268
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:29,500
Bluegrass Parkway turns into exit 60B.
Don't forget, 60B.
269
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,800
Okay. Thanks.
270
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,300
You okay to drive?
271
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,500
I'm fine.
272
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:43,800
60B!
273
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,400
60B!
274
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:54,600
Uncle Dale.
275
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,800
I'm in Louisville. Just landed.
276
00:23:58,300 --> 00:23:59,800
I'm on the road.
277
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:03,200
60B. Yeah.
278
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,700
I have a map.
279
00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:12,500
And I'll be there by 2:00.
280
00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:20,300
I have the blue suit.
281
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,300
Where's 60B?
282
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,500
Shit, man.
283
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,500
Oh, man!
284
00:24:40,900 --> 00:24:42,800
Did I miss 60B?
285
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,000
Did I miss 60B?
286
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,800
Did I miss 60B?
287
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,000
Did I miss 60B?
288
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,500
Elizabethtown.
289
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,800
Elizabethtown! Yes!
290
00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:10,500
Elizabethtown! We're in!
Oh, yeah. Okay!
291
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,600
Oh, yeah.
292
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:49,800
Jessie?
293
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,000
Cuz.
294
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,300
Cuz.
295
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,600
This loss will be met
by a hurricane of love.
296
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:14,800
Charles Dean,
meet grown-up Drew Baylor.
297
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,000
Drew, it's good to see you.
298
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,900
Thank you. My condolences.
299
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,500
And here's my dad, your Uncle Dale.
300
00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:23,700
Wonderful to see you again.
301
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:28,000
Well, Drew, this is Mitch's plot.
302
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:33,500
And it has been in your family
for 272 years.
303
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,200
Now, I've endeavored...
304
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,400
to keep this area here
clear for your daddy.
305
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:46,200
We're still discussing that issue.
There is a possibility of cremation.
306
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:54,800
Now, here are some of your daddy's
personal things.
307
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:57,600
The brown wallet.
308
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000
And here's his ring from West Point.
309
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,800
Now I don't know how y'all feel
out there in California...
310
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,900
but West Point sure does matter
around here.
311
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,900
It matters a lot.
312
00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:14,100
Even though we now live in Oregon.
313
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,100
Everybody.
314
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:24,700
This is Mitch's boy from California.
315
00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:27,100
One of the California Baylors.
316
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,100
This is Drew.
317
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:35,600
And just like your daddy was,
we are all very excited...
318
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:40,100
about your eight-year triumph
with that beautiful shoe.
319
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,700
My condolences to all.
320
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:58,400
No, sir. I'm not going to let you feel bad
'cause that was from your heart...
321
00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,600
but let them say condolences to you.
322
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:04,500
- I thought condolences was...
- It's incoming. It's an incoming phrase.
323
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,100
Did I not capture your daddy?
324
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,900
I don't know what the word is.
325
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,000
It's just a look I never saw before.
326
00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:41,000
What's the word?
327
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:46,800
Drew, if you just move around a bit...
328
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,000
you will see different aspects.
329
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,000
Go ahead and cry.
330
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,100
What's the word?
331
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:35,700
Whimsical.
332
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,500
The word is whimsical.
333
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:50,900
Hey...
334
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,900
why not?
335
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,500
Whimsical.
336
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,700
- Turkey hash brown casserole.
- It's Russ!
337
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,900
Aunt Dora, Aunt Dora.
338
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,500
Aunt Dora, look what I found.
339
00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:24,200
Oh, my God!
340
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:30,100
Look at Mitch's baby!
341
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,100
You look just like your daddy.
And who's been feeding you?
342
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,400
Wait just a minute. I gotta talk to Drew.
343
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,800
- We hope you're gonna stay for a while.
- You're a credit to Etown.
344
00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:45,400
Sorry about your dad.
345
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:48,900
This is your blood.
346
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:55,500
And that's Samson, my son.
Clearly up to no good.
347
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,200
Samson.
348
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,900
Uncle Mitch always wanted us to meet.
Everybody says we look alike.
349
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,400
Weird, huh? It's like looking in a mirror.
350
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:12,300
Hi, Drew. I'm Connie.
I was your daddy's first girlfriend and...
351
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,400
Hi, Drew, I'm Charlie.
352
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:16,300
- I'm a huge fan of shoes...
- My son. My son.
353
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,100
...and the work you've done
in the shoe business.
354
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,400
- We'll talk.
- Absolutely.
355
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,800
We got memorial plans to discuss.
356
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:24,200
Your daddy was one of my
10 most favorite people.
357
00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:26,300
Sure did miss him
when he went out West.
358
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,200
Drew, I'm E. Russell Marlowe...
359
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:30,700
with the American Legion
in Bardstown, Kentucky.
360
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,000
Drew, I want to sign you up
with the American Legion...
361
00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:34,400
or the Sons of the Legion.
362
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:38,800
And I got a hat that I want to give you
as a souvenir, in honor of your dad...
363
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,200
Bill Banyon's not coming, is he?
364
00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:53,600
Bill Banyon is not coming.
365
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,900
Bad dog! Stop that!
366
00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:13,400
Bad dog!
367
00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:16,500
- Samson?
- What a mess!
368
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,700
So, come on in.
369
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,000
You know, it's not every day I invite
good-looking men to my bedroom...
370
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:33,000
but I just wanted you
to meet your family...
371
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:34,800
the Baylors and the Conleys.
372
00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:37,100
Let's start with Dickey Conley.
373
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,600
Now, he was an alcoholic.
He had a drinking problem.
374
00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:44,400
And he also had three nipples.
He had three nipples.
375
00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,500
And he was a poet.
376
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,600
How's your mother, Drew, honey?
You know...
377
00:34:56,900 --> 00:34:59,700
I really should have a picture of her
in here.
378
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,900
And this picture is...
379
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,400
- Aunt Dora!
- Coming!
380
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:09,200
Lena, just watch over it.
Two more minutes! I'm coming!
381
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,400
This was the last picture taken
of your daddy.
382
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,600
This was just three days ago, Drew.
383
00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,900
He was the most loving man.
384
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
- Dora!
- Coming!
385
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,600
Honey, you stay as long as you need to.
386
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,000
Samson.
387
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,200
My God!
388
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,400
- Oh, man.
- Was he driving that?
389
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,900
Samson, you all right, boy?
390
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,700
- You all right?
- You all right?
391
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,500
Oh, my God!
392
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:08,400
Where the hell's his father?
That's what I want to know.
393
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,000
What happened?
394
00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:13,900
- Hey, who taught you how to drive?
- What the hell do you mean?
395
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,100
- What do you mean?
- You gotta keep your eye on him!
396
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,200
So!
397
00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:31,600
Y'all obviously made a group decision
not to call and invite me.
398
00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:40,100
Hi! Bill Banyon. How are you?
Good to see you.
399
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,800
Bill Banyon. How are you?
Good to see you.
400
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,800
I hear Drew Baylor's here, is that right?
Hi, Connie, how are you?
401
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:49,800
I'm fine.
402
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,400
- Is this Samson?
- It is. This is Samson.
403
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:56,300
Come here, Samson! How you doing?
Give me a big boy hug!
404
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:03,600
I'm so sorry.
405
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:08,200
I should just go over to the kitchen.
Good to see you. Cute kid.
406
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:11,300
Drew, can I have your autograph,
please?
407
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,800
Of course.
408
00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:22,100
Where can I find an original model
of Adidas SL 72s?
409
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,000
That boy is looking for rules from you!
410
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,500
Blame me, everybody does.
411
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,300
You can't be a kid and raise a kid.
412
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:35,600
Dad, I'm taking this moment to tell you
that I'm untraditional.
413
00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:39,500
When we celebrate the life of Mitch,
we're gonna do it with no tears...
414
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,200
we're gonna do it with excitement,
and I'll take care of everything.
415
00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:45,000
- All right.
- Hear, hear.
416
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:49,400
We know what's up, and it's shoes.
We're so much alike!
417
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,700
I teach him things
that everybody should know.
418
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,000
I teach him about Abraham Lincoln
and Ronnie Van Zant...
419
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:59,100
because in my house,
they are both of equal importance.
420
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,200
You don't get what I'm saying.
421
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,300
You can't be buddies with your own son.
422
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,800
Beautiful night. Does it ever cool off?
423
00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:29,500
No, this time of year,
it's hotter than the hinges of hell.
424
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,700
We got stars, though.
425
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,700
Gotta say I'm surprised your mom
didn't make it.
426
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,500
Yeah, she's pretty broken up.
427
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:53,200
She sends her love
to everybody, though.
428
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,300
Yeah. I don't blame her.
429
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,500
Around here, their favorite thing to do
is to get offended by something small...
430
00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:02,700
and hold on to it for 50 years.
431
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:06,100
Of course, you and your dad were close.
432
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,300
Very close.
And I knew him very, very well.
433
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,500
He was my dad.
434
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,400
We were actually going to drive here
together this year.
435
00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:20,300
Then it became next year and no.
436
00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:24,900
I knew him very well. Very, very well.
437
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,900
Very well.
438
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,400
Yeah, I don't know my dad very well,
either.
439
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,900
That was my band.
440
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:39,200
This was the show we opened
for Lynyrd fucking Skynyrd.
441
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,100
- Two of the original members.
- Cool.
442
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,000
Ruckus.
443
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,500
Keep going.
444
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,100
Keep going.
445
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,800
Right below the reggae tribute.
Look at that.
446
00:39:58,700 --> 00:39:59,700
Ruckus.
447
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:02,300
Well, we almost opened for them.
448
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:07,400
It's a really long story. We never played,
and we never played since.
449
00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:10,200
And now you fix computers.
450
00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:16,800
All those postcards I sent
to Birmingham
451
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:22,900
All the way from those windows
of Amsterdam
452
00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:28,600
Copped a gram from Dapper Sam
453
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,500
Just a four letter man in another jam
454
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:35,800
Oh yeah
455
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:35,200
Welcome to the Louisville Brown Hotel.
How long will you be staying with us?
456
00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:36,500
Two nights.
457
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,400
That coupon I have not seen.
458
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:42,300
You with the Hasboro Wedding?
Chuck and Cindy?
459
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,900
I'm leaving Friday.
460
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:45,800
Okay.
461
00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:50,100
Put it on my company card. Let it rip.
462
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,600
We're not married yet.
463
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,400
Hey, Rebecca.
464
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:10,500
Don't change the schedule
or Cindy will freak out!
465
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,800
She's been planning this for a year.
466
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,400
Don't forget,
there's a rehearsal dinner in...
467
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:29,700
Chuck and Cindy.
468
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,800
"Lovin' life."
469
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Heather? Pick up, sis. I'm exhausted.
470
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:54,000
I'm at the Brown Hotel in Louisville.
Call me on the cell.
471
00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:56,500
Hey, Mom, are you there?
472
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:04,300
Ellen. Hey, it's Drew. Are you there?
473
00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:09,700
Call me back.
474
00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:14,000
Somebody call me back.
475
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:27,200
That's what happens to a man when he
lets a woman take over, George!
476
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,200
You listen hard, laughing boy.
477
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:40,000
Did you bring the stuff?
478
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:45,500
No, Blinky, no!
479
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,800
Here's a knife that you'll really like.
This is my chef's knife.
480
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,600
These knives are really razor sharp!
481
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,600
Claire Colburn. It's Drew Baylor.
482
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,100
You don't have to call me back. It's...
483
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,700
It's all good.
484
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,600
What am I saying?
I don't even say, "It's all good."
485
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:06,600
Good night.
486
00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:16,700
Yello.
487
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:17,700
You have to come home.
488
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,000
Mom has decided
that she wants to learn to cook.
489
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:21,500
Oh, no.
490
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:23,300
I'll be home soon.
491
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,700
Have you cried yet?
492
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:27,500
A little.
493
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,900
When it happens, it's gonna be for days.
494
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,500
You should come home.
She's out of control.
495
00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:34,000
Wait a second. I'll be right back.
496
00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:35,900
- Please come home.
- Hello?
497
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,200
Great to hear from you.
I didn't expect for you to call.
498
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:40,700
Then again, I did leave
a few thousand numbers.
499
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:43,500
It's Claire Colburn. American Airlines.
500
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,200
- Claire. Can I call you right back?
- I'll hold.
501
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,400
Okay.
502
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,000
- Hello.
- Please come home.
503
00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:54,200
I want to learn to cook,
I want to learn to laugh...
504
00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:55,600
and I want to tap dance.
505
00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:57,600
It will be my salvation.
506
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,300
She won't stop moving, Drew!
507
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,400
Heather, we need a decision here.
508
00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:04,400
What's your opinion
on the whole burial issue?
509
00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:06,700
Because there's a lot of people here
with big opinions!
510
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:10,200
And there's a problem with the blue suit
that I can't put my finger on...
511
00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:12,100
Wait, wait, wait.
512
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,200
How you doing, Mom?
513
00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:15,300
Great. I'm great. We are gonna make it!
514
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,800
- Hello.
- Drew, it's Ellen. You called me?
515
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:20,600
Ellen.
516
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:24,200
Ellen? Ellen,
thank you for calling me back!
517
00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:26,200
I'm so happy you called.
518
00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:29,400
Could you just hold on one second?
519
00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:31,900
- Hello?
- You need to come home, Drew.
520
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,900
I'll be right back. Hello?
521
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,100
Drew.
522
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,900
Ellen, I called you about that
silly goodbye.
523
00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:40,200
Could you hold on for just one second?
524
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:42,000
Yeah, but I'm actually
on my way out to dinner.
525
00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:43,200
Just hold a second.
526
00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:44,700
- Can we...
- I'm just in the middle of...
527
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,700
- See, I've gotta...
- Ellen.
528
00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:48,100
- Just call me later, okay?
- Don't go.
529
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:49,400
Okay.
530
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:52,800
Hello.
531
00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:55,000
- Hello, stranger.
- Claire, hold on.
532
00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:57,200
Here's what's great
about the Nashville airport.
533
00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:58,700
I just wanted to call you and thank you.
534
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,100
So, you know, goodbye, thank you and...
535
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,500
- I'll hold.
- Okay.
536
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,500
Hello?
537
00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:04,700
Cremated, don't you agree?
538
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,900
Heather, they really love him here.
539
00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:10,900
They're not buying cremation.
They don't even acknowledge the word.
540
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,400
But I need to call you right back.
541
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,800
Is there anything more important
than the conversation we're having?
542
00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:17,900
I will call you right back.
543
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,400
No problem.
Just dial "hell" and I'll answer.
544
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,500
I'll call you right back.
545
00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:26,800
I miss Dad.
546
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,600
Was he a fun guy?
547
00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:34,400
Of course he was a fun guy.
548
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,400
Especially in the last few years
when you got so busy.
549
00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:41,900
I'll call you right back.
550
00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:48,200
- I know you're late for dinner.
- I am late.
551
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,300
- I'm in Kentucky.
- Drew.
552
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,900
It was real and it was great,
and it was really great.
553
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,200
Call me anytime, okay? Goodbye.
554
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:05,000
It's just goodbye, you know?
It's not "goodbye." It's just goodbye.
555
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,600
Take care.
556
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,200
Goodbye.
557
00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:11,700
Goodbye.
558
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:24,600
Hello?
559
00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:27,600
Good Lord. Did I win the phone lottery?
560
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,600
Tell me about the Nashville airport.
561
00:47:30,900 --> 00:47:34,000
I'm over it.
I'm actually almost home now.
562
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,400
Were the roads as hellish as I told you?
563
00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:39,900
Claire, my dad's dead.
564
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,200
I know.
565
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,200
You knew?
566
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,800
I don't know a lot about everything...
567
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,500
but I do know a lot about
the part of everything that I know...
568
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,200
which is people.
569
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,200
And I thought I was so mysterious.
570
00:47:58,700 --> 00:48:02,900
Trust me, everybody is less mysterious
than they think they are.
571
00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:08,000
And they all know me,
and I don't know any of them...
572
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:10,000
and I had never seen
a dead body before.
573
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,600
To have never taken a solitary road trip
across country?
574
00:48:13,700 --> 00:48:18,100
I mean, everybody's gotta take
a road trip at least once in their lives.
575
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,100
Just you and some music.
576
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:24,800
You have no idea of the sheer volume
of my cousin's kid when he cries.
577
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:27,500
I mean, I think there is definitely
a higher spirit.
578
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,600
But I agree, what's left behind finally...
579
00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:31,500
are the impressions
you made on people.
580
00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:36,500
More important is to know where to go.
581
00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:40,400
You haven't traveled at all, have you?
582
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:44,000
I just recently decided
that things really are black and white.
583
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,600
And so, we all became helpers.
584
00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:50,700
Which I still can't help.
I can't help helping.
585
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,600
Okay, I'll drive back home.
At least part of the way.
586
00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:55,600
I will take a road trip.
587
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,800
I was actually gonna go
with Mitch next year.
588
00:48:57,900 --> 00:48:59,600
Why am I calling him Mitch?
589
00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:03,200
I spend so much time thinking
about all the answers to the problem...
590
00:49:03,300 --> 00:49:05,600
that I forget
what the problem actually was.
591
00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:08,500
If you're smart, you'll just wear your
shoes and never ask any questions.
592
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:09,700
Just enjoy your footwear.
593
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,900
Do you ever just think,
"I'm fooling everybody"?
594
00:49:13,900 --> 00:49:15,400
You have no idea.
595
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,800
Men see things in a box.
596
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:21,100
And women see them in a round room.
597
00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:24,200
Look at this. He was so young here.
598
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:30,500
My mom.
599
00:49:31,300 --> 00:49:33,800
Not the one they wanted him to marry.
600
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,400
They met in an elevator.
601
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,600
I think I've been asleep most of my life.
602
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:42,600
Me, too.
603
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,500
Good Lord!
604
00:50:23,900 --> 00:50:26,300
Do you want to have a beer
over the phone?
605
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:43,400
Chuck and Cindy.
606
00:50:44,100 --> 00:50:46,300
Cindy and Chuck.
607
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,500
I am currently stealing...
608
00:50:53,900 --> 00:50:58,000
Chuck and Cindy's wedding beer.
609
00:51:02,700 --> 00:51:04,700
You're a friend of Chuck's, right?
610
00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:08,800
- Yes.
- No, you're not. I'm Chuck.
611
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,700
Of Chuck and Cindy?
612
00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:13,900
- Is that Chuck?
- It's Chuck.
613
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:15,600
Who are you?
614
00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:19,000
Drew Baylor. Your neighbor.
615
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:21,500
- You're here for my wedding?
- No.
616
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,600
Business?
617
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:26,100
My dad died. I'm here for his funeral.
618
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,000
I'm sorry. I can't...
619
00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:34,000
- That's hard.
- It is hard, yeah.
620
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,400
- No, no, please.
- Shit!
621
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,200
Please, no. No, no, Chuck. No, Chuck.
622
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,100
Chuck, please.
623
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,500
Death and life and death and life.
624
00:51:57,100 --> 00:51:59,100
Right next door to each other!
625
00:52:00,100 --> 00:52:02,100
There's a hair between them.
626
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:16,700
We're here for the next three days.
If there's anything I can do for you...
627
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,500
Chuck Hasboro.
628
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,300
Hi, Claire.
629
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:29,100
Look, if there's anything I can do
for you guys, okay? Anything.
630
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:30,600
Thank you, Chuck.
631
00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:33,000
I love you, Claire.
632
00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:41,200
Okay.
633
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,500
It's all about family, bro.
634
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,000
Thank you, Chuck.
635
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,500
But they say it will hit you.
636
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,500
It could be 10 minutes
or it could be 10 years from now.
637
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:24,000
So it's good that you talk about it,
or don't talk about it.
638
00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:28,500
Well, we have talked about it,
but that's what they say.
639
00:53:28,900 --> 00:53:30,200
That's what they say, huh?
640
00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:32,400
Yes, that's what they say.
641
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:36,300
I've always wondered this.
Who are "they"?
642
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,900
You know, "them."
643
00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:40,300
"Them."
644
00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:43,600
The inimitable collective "them."
645
00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:46,500
And who says we're supposed to listen
to them?
646
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,000
They do!
647
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,700
Doesn't your ear hurt?
648
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,000
Yes, it does.
649
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:58,500
And I have to get up in two hours
and be charming.
650
00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:00,600
I'm going to Hawaii.
651
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,600
- You'll get there and have fun.
- I'll get there and sleep.
652
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:09,000
It's just a little vacation
I traded routes for...
653
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,400
I'll let you go.
654
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:22,000
Wait.
655
00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:26,500
When will you be back?
656
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:30,900
Hello.
657
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:37,700
You still there?
658
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:40,500
Yeah.
659
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:45,300
I'm just wondering if this whole thing
is better on the phone.
660
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,900
You're so much better on the phone.
661
00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:51,400
Maybe we should never
face each other again.
662
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,700
I enjoyed this.
663
00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:01,700
Hey, you're only 45 minutes away.
664
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,600
You want to meet halfway
and see the sunrise?
665
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:10,300
At this point,
it's probably easier to stay up.
666
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,100
You think so?
667
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,500
I think that's what they say.
668
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,800
Hey, you still with me?
669
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,500
Yeah, I'm still here.
670
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:32,000
- Take exit 43.
- Okay.
671
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,200
I see your headlights.
672
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,800
I see your red hat.
673
00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:04,600
There you are.
674
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:35,600
Hello.
675
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:37,500
Hey.
676
00:56:50,700 --> 00:56:52,200
Should we hang up now?
677
00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:59,200
Follow me.
678
00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:07,800
We peaked on the phone.
679
00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:10,100
- Yeah, I'm a little tired.
- Yeah, me too.
680
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,500
Last looks.
681
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,900
Have fun in Hawaii.
682
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,900
There's one right now.
683
00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:39,300
Aloha.
684
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:42,900
Aloha.
685
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,500
You will not defeat me.
686
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,300
What are you doing?
687
00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:17,600
Mom, are you sure?
688
00:58:17,700 --> 00:58:21,500
Are you sure about the...
Are you sure about the cremation?
689
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,800
Honey, I don't know when
I'm going to crash...
690
00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:26,700
but as of right now,
we are learning about the car...
691
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,700
and I'm learning organic cooking,
I'm gonna tap dance...
692
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,600
and later on today,
I am going to fix the toilet.
693
00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:35,700
It is five minutes at a time.
694
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,100
Do you all know about
out in California...
695
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,900
how many people they cremate
out there?
696
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
- No. How many?
- 80%, I read.
697
00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:43,700
- Get out!
- I'm not kidding you.
698
00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:46,400
Mom, I think you need to slow down.
699
00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:49,100
Look, everybody tells me
that I should take sedatives...
700
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,300
but, hey, I am out here
and I'm making things happen.
701
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:52,800
All forward motion counts.
702
00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:54,700
Sweetheart,
when are you coming back?
703
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,500
There's a memorial this Saturday.
704
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,700
Okay. And who's there helping you
plan all of this, sweetheart?
705
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,200
Uncle Dale and Bill Banyon.
706
00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:06,700
Bill Banyon is there?
707
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,800
- Bill Banyon?
- Yeah.
708
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:10,100
He is a con man.
709
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:12,300
He swindled your father
out of thousands of dollars.
710
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,100
Seventeen years ago,
he did something...
711
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,000
which almost ruined this family
to its very core.
712
00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:18,100
Mother...
713
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,500
Wrapping himself in the nobility
of your father's memory.
714
00:59:20,900 --> 00:59:23,000
- Boy, he's getting an earful.
- Boy, I'll tell you.
715
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,600
Mother! Listen! Focus!
716
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:26,900
Beware.
717
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,900
I know it's all very charming
with the pickled things in jars...
718
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,600
and the Southern charm
and the hams that hang in the garage...
719
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,600
until they're so covered with mold
you could grow penicillin on them...
720
00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:37,400
Are you sure about the cremation?
721
00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:40,900
If Bill Banyon is there,
definitely cremation!
722
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,100
And you tell Bill Banyon, I'll be there.
723
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,100
Hello.
724
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,300
Aloha.
725
00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:53,800
I talked to my friend, Kendra...
726
00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:57,800
who had a girlfriend with a kid
who is exceedingly loud like Samson...
727
00:59:57,900 --> 01:00:02,400
and she's given me a videotape
that works absolute miracles.
728
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:04,600
Hey, thanks, Claire.
729
01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:07,700
What, you're already tired of me?
730
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,300
I just haven't slept. I'm sorry.
731
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:12,900
How's Hawaii?
732
01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:18,200
Well, I'm checking out this cute guy.
733
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:20,800
Why are you telling me that?
734
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,900
How could I leave you in distress?
735
01:00:32,300 --> 01:00:34,100
I'm taking you out.
736
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,600
- I thought you were in Hawaii.
- What's this?
737
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,200
"When cremation is your preference."
738
01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:45,100
I just got some brochures
I want you all to look at.
739
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:47,600
And these are some choice of urns...
740
01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:49,700
available here
at the Cave Hill Cemetery.
741
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,800
You can take them home and...
742
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:57,000
You can look at those brochures and...
743
01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:01,300
Y'all can look at those,
take those home with you.
744
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,200
Whatever makes you happy.
745
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,800
We are shopping for an urn.
746
01:01:33,300 --> 01:01:36,600
And you can pick this up tomorrow
immediately following the procedure.
747
01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:54,800
The Jim Morrison of Kentucky.
748
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,000
You're kind of great, Claire.
You do know that.
749
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,600
- Sort of amazing, even.
- Oh, come on!
750
01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:50,700
- I don't need an ice cream cone.
- It's not an ice cream cone.
751
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,500
What's an ice cream cone?
752
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,200
You know.
753
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,700
"Here's a little something
to make you happy.
754
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:00,700
"Something sweet that melts
in five minutes."
755
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:05,300
I'm completely cool with anything
you want to say or not say.
756
01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:07,300
I don't need it.
757
01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:10,500
Besides, Ben is coming in tomorrow.
758
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:16,400
- Do you want to hear my theory?
- Of course.
759
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:21,400
You and I have a special talent,
and I saw it immediately.
760
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:23,500
Tell me.
761
01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:26,200
We're the substitute people.
762
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,300
The substitute people.
763
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:31,100
I've been the substitute person
my whole life.
764
01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:35,000
I'm not an Ellen.
I never wanted to be an Ellen.
765
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:39,200
And I'm not a Cindy, either.
Although Chucks love me.
766
01:03:40,300 --> 01:03:41,900
I'm sure they do.
767
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:44,700
I like being alone too much.
768
01:03:45,100 --> 01:03:48,500
I mean, I'm with a guy who's married
to his academic career.
769
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:51,700
I rarely see him.
And I'm the substitute person there.
770
01:03:52,300 --> 01:03:55,200
I like it that way. It's a lot less pressure.
771
01:03:57,900 --> 01:03:59,000
Here.
772
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,300
Play this for the loudest kid in the world.
773
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,300
I'm not used to girls like you.
774
01:04:07,900 --> 01:04:09,800
That's because I'm one of a kind.
775
01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:11,600
You don't have to make a joke.
776
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:14,600
I like you without the jokes.
777
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:21,100
Get some sleep.
778
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:24,700
I have a personnel interview
tomorrow morning...
779
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:28,700
and if I get transferred, Ben will die.
780
01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:02,500
Didn't it just feel better...
781
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:05,900
that we just didn't
do something impulsive?
782
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:07,600
- I mean...
- Yes.
783
01:05:09,700 --> 01:05:12,000
Now we actually have a shot
at being friends...
784
01:05:12,900 --> 01:05:14,600
for the rest of our lives.
785
01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:20,200
The rest of our lives.
786
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,100
Okay, now for the celebration proper
we got the military bands...
787
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:34,100
the right mix of seven speakers,
no crybabies...
788
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:36,900
It's official. Paul, Doug and Rick
are flying in from Florida.
789
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,900
Ruckus will reunite for this one evening.
790
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:45,500
How we doing on balloons?
791
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,500
I sent to Balloon City,
I got a bunch of them.
792
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,100
And, Drew, my casket did come in
from Lexington...
793
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,800
and I got to tell you, it's quite beautiful.
794
01:05:53,300 --> 01:05:56,200
Look, Drew, I am getting the question
constantly, okay?
795
01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:59,300
Why isn't he buried in Elizabethtown?
796
01:06:01,700 --> 01:06:03,800
It's not an insult to anybody here.
797
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,800
Well, is there such a thing
as partial cremation?
798
01:06:07,900 --> 01:06:10,700
Bill Banyon, how can you even say
such a thing?
799
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:16,000
I know you all love my dad.
800
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,300
You can't dismiss my mother's wishes.
801
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,500
And we're not from California.
802
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:24,400
Jessie, can you do something
about your son?
803
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,600
Yeah. All right.
804
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:29,000
A couple of good ass-kickings
might be in line.
805
01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:31,200
I think what Charles Dean
wants to say...
806
01:06:31,300 --> 01:06:32,500
I know what he's saying.
807
01:06:40,700 --> 01:06:43,900
You all have different versions of him
that you love a lot.
808
01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:47,400
This is ours.
809
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:52,900
My family's record of the last thing
he said on the subject.
810
01:06:53,900 --> 01:06:55,500
That's the plan.
811
01:06:55,900 --> 01:06:57,900
That is the way it's going to be, guys.
812
01:06:58,100 --> 01:06:59,700
Sprinkled at sea!
813
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,200
Samson...
814
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:05,400
And that's the decision from California.
815
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,100
Shit. Oregon.
816
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,800
We really are from Oregon.
817
01:07:18,100 --> 01:07:20,900
Don't make me come spank you.
Leave him alone!
818
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,400
Jessie, I have something for you.
819
01:07:35,100 --> 01:07:38,300
Samson, we're gonna watch this.
820
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:42,700
One second.
821
01:07:52,300 --> 01:07:54,900
Hi. My name's Rusty.
822
01:07:57,500 --> 01:07:59,600
I helped build this house
a long time ago.
823
01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:02,200
But wood-eating insects
called termites...
824
01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:05,200
have compromised the integrity
of this once fine structure.
825
01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:06,600
What's that sound?
826
01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:10,200
So today, I'm gonna blow it up.
827
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:14,400
Silence.
828
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:16,500
Now...
829
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:19,900
if I blow this house up...
830
01:08:20,900 --> 01:08:24,900
will you promise to behave
and mind your mommy and daddy?
831
01:08:25,300 --> 01:08:26,800
Yes!
832
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:40,700
Good.
833
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,200
Let's blow it up.
834
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:53,100
- Joe, we ready to go?
- Yeah, Rusty, light it up.
835
01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:58,900
Fire in the hole!
836
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:00,700
Three...
837
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:03,200
two...
838
01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:05,800
one.
839
01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:29,600
Now, let's build a new house.
840
01:09:39,900 --> 01:09:43,800
Thank you
for taking an interest in Jessie.
841
01:09:56,300 --> 01:09:57,700
Feels good, doesn't it?
842
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,800
It's like Mitch is here.
843
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:06,100
I can see Mitch right now, so proud...
844
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:08,600
in that blue suit.
845
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,200
Can't you?
846
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,500
Stop the cremation!
847
01:10:43,100 --> 01:10:45,700
Stop the cremation!
848
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,600
- Stop the cremation!
- What the hell's going on, man?
849
01:10:49,900 --> 01:10:51,900
Hold on. Wait right here.
850
01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:08,800
I'm sorry.
851
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:20,100
Here's your dad, man.
852
01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:11,300
I agree with her.
853
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,900
It takes a year and a half
to plan a wedding properly.
854
01:12:14,100 --> 01:12:15,100
It does...
855
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:18,100
- Are you serious?
- Yes.
856
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:21,900
This is Claire.
I feel like I've known her my whole life.
857
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:25,100
He was at my door last night yelling,
"Cindy, you get out here."
858
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:28,800
And I was like, "Chuck, not tonight!
Not until we get married..."
859
01:12:33,300 --> 01:12:34,700
Is that...
860
01:12:36,300 --> 01:12:37,700
Hey, Mitch.
861
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:43,300
So, what happened to Ben?
862
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:52,100
There was a storm in Georgia.
They grounded all the planes.
863
01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:53,800
And he doesn't like to fly.
864
01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:57,000
And now they want him to speak
at some trustees event...
865
01:12:57,100 --> 01:12:58,900
and trot out some big ideas.
866
01:12:59,100 --> 01:13:01,300
Claire, I want to see you...
867
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:04,200
on the tour of Maker's Mark tomorrow
at 10:00 a.m. Sharp.
868
01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:05,500
- All right?
- All right.
869
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:07,800
I love this girl!
870
01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:18,300
You look great.
871
01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:19,900
I'm a mess.
872
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:23,200
- You're crazy, Claire. You look amazing.
- Thank you.
873
01:13:23,300 --> 01:13:24,400
And this dress...
874
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,500
Did well on the personnel interview,
though.
875
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:31,800
Right. The interview. I forgot.
876
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:35,900
I know. I'm impossible to forget,
but I'm hard to remember.
877
01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:45,000
Drew! Lovin' life, lovin' you.
878
01:13:46,300 --> 01:13:48,500
Hey, missed you
at the rehearsal dinner.
879
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:56,300
- Claire?
- Yeah?
880
01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:59,000
Let's show Mitch the site
of his memorial.
881
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,200
"Chuck and Cindy, the wedding!"
882
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:22,100
Here you go, Dad.
883
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:31,400
Welcome to the annual meeting
of people who...
884
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,500
annually meet!
885
01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:38,100
- And we'll see you all again next year.
- Very nice. Come on.
886
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:42,900
I'm just going to say right now
what we're not saying...
887
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,700
and let the chips fall, let the chips fall...
888
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,500
let the chips fall where they may.
889
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:53,900
Yes, I may be embarrassing myself,
but I'm just going to say it.
890
01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:00,200
I like you!
891
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:07,400
What?
892
01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:09,400
I think you should eat something.
893
01:15:11,100 --> 01:15:14,400
I've been starving myself all week long!
894
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:16,800
- For Ben.
- Man, I'm gonna eat.
895
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:19,000
- We'll eat in my room.
- Room service?
896
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:23,100
I want cheese
and cheese-related things.
897
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:26,400
No, eggs and fries.
With cheese on everything.
898
01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:29,200
- Cheese it is.
- Cheese and Coca-Cola.
899
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:31,700
And don't worry.
900
01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:35,600
Because as great as you look tonight,
you are safe with me.
901
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:39,500
Of course, it's safe. It's a full moon.
902
01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:44,000
- I look good.
- You do look good.
903
01:15:44,100 --> 01:15:45,600
I'm wearing these clothes. I mean...
904
01:15:45,700 --> 01:15:47,400
Have you ever had unlucky clothes?
905
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:49,200
This dress that you like?
906
01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:51,700
Good things have not happened to me
in this dress.
907
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:54,100
But I saw it tonight and I said:
908
01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:56,400
"I'm gonna give you one more chance."
909
01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:59,600
And I refuse to be let down
by this dress again.
910
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:03,900
Anyway, forget all that.
911
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:09,600
You're here, and we're together,
and it's a get-out-of-jail-free card.
912
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,500
It's almost midnight.
913
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:15,400
Life cannot be so cruel
that we don't deserve to be together...
914
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,100
to eat.
915
01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:23,200
- Hi, Chuck.
- Hey, Cindy.
916
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,300
Wait. Where's Mitch?
917
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:34,400
I left him in the ballroom.
918
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:54,000
I'm sorry Ben missed the flight.
919
01:16:57,100 --> 01:16:58,400
He forgot?
920
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:03,400
No storm in Georgia. No trustees.
921
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:06,400
No big ideas.
922
01:17:08,700 --> 01:17:11,000
- What a fucking jerk.
- He's not a jerk.
923
01:17:11,100 --> 01:17:14,900
He's a brilliant man who gives himself
permission to be preoccupied.
924
01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:17,600
Come on.
925
01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:21,800
You know, there is nothing greater
than deciding in your life...
926
01:17:21,900 --> 01:17:24,800
that things maybe really are
black and white!
927
01:17:25,100 --> 01:17:28,000
And this guy, Ben,
who clearly takes you for granted...
928
01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:30,900
who serially takes advantage of you,
is bad!
929
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:34,300
And what I am saying is good.
See what I mean?
930
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,200
You shouldn't be the substitute
for anybody.
931
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:44,300
This guy should be right here,
right now, doing this.
932
01:17:56,300 --> 01:17:57,500
Maybe so.
933
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:04,500
He's lucky I'm not
the right person for you.
934
01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:12,600
I know why it's not you, but just tell me...
935
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:16,800
so I can see it from your perspective.
936
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:21,200
See, I know what you deserve.
937
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:26,400
What do I deserve?
938
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:30,300
You deserve...
939
01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:35,600
You deserve...
940
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:42,300
You deserve...
941
01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:51,000
a guy who says:
942
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:56,600
"I can't imagine a world without you.
943
01:18:59,100 --> 01:19:01,600
"We will start a winery when we are 70.
944
01:19:03,700 --> 01:19:08,000
"We will snowboard every December,
and one year take our kids.
945
01:19:10,100 --> 01:19:12,500
"And we will always have
the twin red Lexuses...
946
01:19:12,900 --> 01:19:15,900
"with the license plates reading:
'Chuck and Cindy."'
947
01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:22,000
You deserve all this and more.
948
01:19:24,100 --> 01:19:25,800
It's not you, I know.
949
01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:44,200
- Please don't take this as rejection.
- I really don't.
950
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:56,900
Ben's very lucky. All we did was kiss.
951
01:19:58,300 --> 01:20:02,700
Most of the sex I've had in my life
was not as personal as that kiss.
952
01:20:25,700 --> 01:20:28,100
I'm putting on my shoes now.
953
01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:37,200
Excuse me. Sorry.
954
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:58,300
I'm walking out the door...
955
01:20:59,300 --> 01:21:01,100
in last night's clothes.
956
01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:08,300
"Hey, Claire. Don't leave.
957
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,000
"Stay. Let's have breakfast."
958
01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:25,700
I will miss your lips
and everything attached to them.
959
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:32,100
See you, Mitch.
960
01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:01,600
Claire, you slut!
961
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:04,500
- Claire! Swear to God!
- Claire!
962
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:26,200
Wait up!
963
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:31,000
Just tell me you love me
and get it over with.
964
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:35,400
Claire, I'm just going to say this
because you deserve it.
965
01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:38,600
It's not easy for me, but here goes.
966
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:43,200
Four days ago...
967
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:47,100
I lost a major
American shoe company...
968
01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:54,000
Frankly, you could round it off
to one billion dollars!
969
01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:58,000
And by tomorrow afternoon,
everyone will know.
970
01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:02,400
Something's gonna be published
that pinpoints me as the most...
971
01:23:03,100 --> 01:23:06,800
spectacular failure in the history
of my profession...
972
01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:08,400
which is all I know how to do.
973
01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:12,800
And I've been here this whole time
trying to be responsible and charming...
974
01:23:12,900 --> 01:23:15,100
and live up to this success...
975
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:17,600
that doesn't exist.
976
01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:20,100
All I really want...
977
01:23:22,100 --> 01:23:25,300
is to not be here.
978
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:29,500
I'm sorry.
979
01:23:30,300 --> 01:23:35,100
I have a very dark appointment
with destiny.
980
01:23:35,900 --> 01:23:37,500
That's my secret.
981
01:23:38,700 --> 01:23:40,300
That's who I am.
982
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:43,400
That's it?
983
01:23:43,700 --> 01:23:45,300
Yes, that's it.
984
01:23:46,500 --> 01:23:49,100
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
985
01:23:50,300 --> 01:23:55,100
I guess I just thought a small part of you
might be a small bit sad to see me go.
986
01:23:55,500 --> 01:23:58,300
But I guess this is all mostly
about a shoe.
987
01:23:58,700 --> 01:24:00,600
Of course, I'm sad about you.
988
01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:03,000
But this is just a little bit bigger
than you and me!
989
01:24:03,100 --> 01:24:07,100
And by the way, I didn't say million.
I said billion!
990
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:10,800
A billion dollars!
991
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:14,400
That's a lot of million!
992
01:24:17,300 --> 01:24:18,800
So, you failed.
993
01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:24,900
- No, you don't get it.
- All right, you really failed.
994
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:30,400
You failed, you failed, you failed.
995
01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,900
You failed, you failed, you...
996
01:24:37,900 --> 01:24:39,800
You think I care about that?
997
01:24:41,900 --> 01:24:43,400
I do understand.
998
01:24:45,700 --> 01:24:48,700
You're an artist, man.
Your job is to break through barriers.
999
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:51,000
Not accept blame and bow and say:
1000
01:24:51,100 --> 01:24:53,300
"Thank you, I'm a loser,
I'll go away now."
1001
01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:56,000
"Phil's mean to me..." So what?
1002
01:24:56,200 --> 01:24:57,200
I don't cry.
1003
01:24:57,400 --> 01:24:59,100
You want to be really great?
1004
01:24:59,900 --> 01:25:04,000
Then have the courage to fail big
and stick around.
1005
01:25:04,100 --> 01:25:06,500
Make them wonder
why you're still smiling.
1006
01:25:09,700 --> 01:25:11,800
That's true greatness to me.
1007
01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:14,500
But...
1008
01:25:15,900 --> 01:25:18,200
don't listen to me, I'm a Claire.
1009
01:25:20,300 --> 01:25:22,900
- Well, thank you, Claire.
- You're welcome.
1010
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:26,000
Now would you quit
trying to break up with me?
1011
01:25:26,100 --> 01:25:28,500
You're always trying
to break up with me...
1012
01:25:28,700 --> 01:25:30,800
and we're not even together.
1013
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:33,000
I know.
1014
01:25:34,700 --> 01:25:35,800
Wait.
1015
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:38,500
We're not?
1016
01:25:42,500 --> 01:25:44,000
Of course not.
1017
01:25:44,500 --> 01:25:47,100
We're the substitute people, remember?
1018
01:25:54,100 --> 01:25:57,000
I'll see you at Mitch's memorial,
if I can make it.
1019
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:40,700
All right, when I give you the signal
pull the pulley slowly across.
1020
01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:43,000
All right, slow and soulful.
1021
01:26:43,300 --> 01:26:45,300
Will do. Slow and soulful.
1022
01:26:49,700 --> 01:26:52,000
- She came!
- That is her.
1023
01:26:52,100 --> 01:26:54,200
That is her. That's Hollie.
1024
01:26:54,300 --> 01:26:55,500
Hollie!
1025
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:58,800
- Hollie.
- It's really good to see you.
1026
01:26:58,900 --> 01:27:02,000
- You look more beautiful than ever.
- Thank you.
1027
01:27:31,300 --> 01:27:35,000
Mitch wrote letters.
Never once sent an e-mail.
1028
01:27:36,700 --> 01:27:38,800
He was always there for me.
1029
01:27:38,900 --> 01:27:40,700
Where are you, Mitch?
1030
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:42,600
And I loved him.
1031
01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:45,600
And y'all know that.
1032
01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:49,100
I loved him!
1033
01:27:49,400 --> 01:27:52,000
Even though he moved to California...
1034
01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:57,100
God love him,
he always came back to his roots.
1035
01:27:57,400 --> 01:28:00,000
And I will miss his laugh.
1036
01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:02,900
I don't have anything funny to say.
1037
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:06,500
And I don't have a funny story to tell.
1038
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:11,300
I will tell you, it wasn't easy for Mitch
to leave the military...
1039
01:28:11,900 --> 01:28:14,400
and start over again in California.
1040
01:28:28,700 --> 01:28:32,500
And I apologize, per se,
for my role in that deal, per se.
1041
01:28:33,100 --> 01:28:35,500
And to all of you
who put this evening together...
1042
01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:38,300
it has gone beautifully, and thank you.
1043
01:28:38,900 --> 01:28:42,400
- Lena, it hasn't hit him yet.
- It will. It will.
1044
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:44,500
Ladies and gentlemen...
1045
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:46,600
Hollie Baylor.
1046
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:53,800
I want you to stay awake for this,
all right?
1047
01:29:12,700 --> 01:29:14,500
I'm a little nervous.
1048
01:29:15,500 --> 01:29:17,100
But here we are.
1049
01:29:18,300 --> 01:29:19,800
It's been a while.
1050
01:29:25,100 --> 01:29:28,400
There was this shorthand
of a long marriage.
1051
01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:33,000
We were complete opposites,
and it worked.
1052
01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:38,400
The plan was to send...
1053
01:29:40,100 --> 01:29:42,400
my son to represent the family.
1054
01:29:43,900 --> 01:29:46,200
I was terrified
that you would look at me and see...
1055
01:29:46,300 --> 01:29:50,200
that woman from California
who took him away.
1056
01:29:51,100 --> 01:29:54,400
Even though we only lived in California
as a family...
1057
01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:56,700
for 18 months, 27 years ago...
1058
01:29:58,700 --> 01:30:01,800
I always... felt it.
1059
01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:08,100
All because I was standing
in an elevator in Tokyo...
1060
01:30:08,200 --> 01:30:11,700
and this handsome captain walked in...
1061
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:14,800
on his way home to Elizabethtown.
1062
01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:19,400
And he was engaged. And so was I.
1063
01:30:22,300 --> 01:30:25,700
And somehow I hijacked him
and took him to Disneyland!
1064
01:30:32,700 --> 01:30:35,200
But something happened between us...
1065
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:38,800
that was not part of the plan.
1066
01:30:41,700 --> 01:30:43,600
We were in love.
1067
01:30:50,500 --> 01:30:54,100
Let me tell you a little bit about life
without Mitch.
1068
01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:59,300
I wanted to get to know
about Mitch's car...
1069
01:30:59,400 --> 01:31:01,400
and it actually ate me.
1070
01:31:02,200 --> 01:31:05,200
I went to the bank
and the teller looked at me strangely...
1071
01:31:05,300 --> 01:31:07,500
and I got home
and I looked at myself in the mirror...
1072
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:09,600
and my face was still green
from a facial mask...
1073
01:31:09,700 --> 01:31:12,000
that I had forgotten to take off.
1074
01:31:12,100 --> 01:31:15,100
And I called our insurance man
of 30 years...
1075
01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:19,200
whose son Mitch had actually helped
to get into West Point...
1076
01:31:19,300 --> 01:31:22,500
to tell him that Mitch was gone.
1077
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:26,000
He didn't call me back for two days.
1078
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:32,400
The car, the bank, the insurance man,
the world.
1079
01:31:32,500 --> 01:31:34,700
I mean, nobody truly cared.
1080
01:31:38,700 --> 01:31:40,100
Not like us.
1081
01:31:43,300 --> 01:31:45,600
I always wanted to learn to tap dance...
1082
01:31:45,700 --> 01:31:47,500
so I took tap dance lessons.
1083
01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:49,400
And I wanted to learn... Yeah, I did.
1084
01:31:49,500 --> 01:31:51,500
And I wanted to learn
to cook organically...
1085
01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:53,300
and so I attempted that.
1086
01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:57,600
And I fixed the toilet.
1087
01:32:00,300 --> 01:32:02,100
Yeah. All by myself.
1088
01:32:03,700 --> 01:32:06,900
And I wanted to learn to laugh.
1089
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:12,600
Why couldn't I be funnier
when Mitch was alive?
1090
01:32:12,900 --> 01:32:16,400
But you know, I figured it out.
It takes time to be funny...
1091
01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:21,000
and it takes time to extract joy from life.
1092
01:32:22,900 --> 01:32:24,800
So I enrolled in comedy school.
1093
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:30,400
Yeah, I did. I know, I know.
1094
01:32:30,500 --> 01:32:33,400
I was the oldest one in the class.
Thank you.
1095
01:32:34,500 --> 01:32:38,000
And we were told to tell a story.
1096
01:32:38,100 --> 01:32:40,400
Something true,
something that really happened to us.
1097
01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:45,300
So I got up there
and I talked about my husband...
1098
01:32:46,700 --> 01:32:48,800
and the love he left behind.
1099
01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:55,900
A few days after Mitch died...
1100
01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:59,600
I was walking through the yard
and I saw our neighbor...
1101
01:32:59,900 --> 01:33:03,000
who was a very good friend
of Mitch's, Bob...
1102
01:33:03,600 --> 01:33:05,700
and he saw me coming
through the gate...
1103
01:33:07,300 --> 01:33:11,600
and he said,
"I am so sorry for your loss."
1104
01:33:12,100 --> 01:33:15,200
And I knew that he needed
to feel that loss, too...
1105
01:33:15,300 --> 01:33:17,400
and to share it,
and I wanted to help him.
1106
01:33:19,100 --> 01:33:22,200
And he put his arms around me,
he cradled me...
1107
01:33:22,300 --> 01:33:25,000
and his embrace tightened.
1108
01:33:25,900 --> 01:33:30,100
Finally, here was somebody
who truly cared.
1109
01:33:32,400 --> 01:33:34,500
And then...
1110
01:33:36,100 --> 01:33:38,900
I felt something else.
1111
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:54,200
Something huge.
1112
01:34:00,900 --> 01:34:03,000
Let's just say it, let's just say it!
1113
01:34:03,100 --> 01:34:04,300
A boner.
1114
01:34:08,700 --> 01:34:09,900
I know.
1115
01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:16,800
A boner, that's what I get.
1116
01:34:16,900 --> 01:34:19,900
That's what I get
for trying to do everything myself.
1117
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:22,300
Boner Bob, my neighbor.
1118
01:34:34,100 --> 01:34:35,700
Oh, dear.
1119
01:34:43,100 --> 01:34:45,600
He rooted for all of you.
1120
01:34:51,400 --> 01:34:52,700
I love you.
1121
01:34:53,500 --> 01:34:56,000
This is for you, your favorite song...
1122
01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:00,500
on a Saturday night.
1123
01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:03,800
Well, you really brought
everybody together...
1124
01:37:03,900 --> 01:37:05,700
I'll give you that.
1125
01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:20,800
I have this thing for you.
1126
01:37:24,700 --> 01:37:26,600
It's a very unique map.
1127
01:37:28,900 --> 01:37:30,700
It's for your road trip home.
1128
01:37:31,100 --> 01:37:32,600
Right, a map.
1129
01:37:35,700 --> 01:37:37,600
You promised. Remember?
1130
01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:41,100
No. No, I do, I remember.
1131
01:37:51,500 --> 01:37:53,400
This is for you, Mitch.
1132
01:38:25,800 --> 01:38:27,300
Free Bird, huh?
1133
01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:33,200
- Well, I better get back to...
- Ben.
1134
01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:38,900
He finally made it.
1135
01:38:41,800 --> 01:38:43,600
Does Ben even exist?
1136
01:38:52,900 --> 01:38:56,200
Just call me when you get home...
1137
01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:58,500
and not until.
1138
01:38:59,600 --> 01:39:02,700
I want you to get into the deep...
1139
01:39:03,100 --> 01:39:06,300
beautiful melancholy
of everything that's happened.
1140
01:39:14,400 --> 01:39:16,000
It's a great map.
1141
01:40:01,200 --> 01:40:02,800
- Jessie!
- Just keep going!
1142
01:40:34,400 --> 01:40:35,800
Oh, my God!
1143
01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:02,900
I am a licensed flight attendant!
Use this exit, please!
1144
01:41:28,100 --> 01:41:31,100
As a specialist
in the field of last looks...
1145
01:41:32,200 --> 01:41:35,600
this one was pretty iconically Claire.
1146
01:41:57,600 --> 01:42:00,600
Friends and neighbors,
we are gathered here...
1147
01:42:01,100 --> 01:42:04,700
to say our final goodbyes
to our dear friend...
1148
01:42:05,400 --> 01:42:06,600
Mitch.
1149
01:42:42,800 --> 01:42:43,900
Come on, General.
1150
01:42:57,400 --> 01:42:59,500
The route of Claire's map...
1151
01:43:00,200 --> 01:43:03,500
with accompanying music
and detailed instructions...
1152
01:43:03,900 --> 01:43:06,900
would take 42 hours...
1153
01:43:07,600 --> 01:43:09,100
and 11 minutes.
1154
01:43:10,100 --> 01:43:11,200
"Turn on ignition."
1155
01:43:27,300 --> 01:43:30,000
"Begin your journey
and do not skip ahead."
1156
01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:56,800
She had laid out the entire road trip...
1157
01:43:58,000 --> 01:44:00,300
and timed it to music
she herself had put on CDs.
1158
01:44:06,100 --> 01:44:09,700
The songs, of course,
were classic mix tape songs.
1159
01:44:09,800 --> 01:44:11,600
About her, of course.
1160
01:44:12,700 --> 01:44:15,800
And the rich flurry
of our almost romance.
1161
01:44:27,300 --> 01:44:28,400
60B.
1162
01:44:40,500 --> 01:44:42,300
This is The Hombres.
1163
01:44:54,600 --> 01:44:58,000
And she had even provided music
for what would happen next.
1164
01:45:02,000 --> 01:45:03,300
Down to the minute.
1165
01:45:29,400 --> 01:45:32,900
You have five minutes to wallow
in the delicious misery.
1166
01:45:33,300 --> 01:45:36,800
Enjoy it, embrace it, discard it...
1167
01:45:39,400 --> 01:45:40,500
and proceed.
1168
01:45:51,300 --> 01:45:54,800
Here is a river
leading to the Mississippi.
1169
01:45:57,700 --> 01:46:00,300
"This is America," she wrote.
1170
01:46:01,200 --> 01:46:04,500
And if everybody gets a vote
where their Mitch gets buried...
1171
01:46:06,100 --> 01:46:08,900
here are a few
where my Mitch gets buried.
1172
01:46:09,300 --> 01:46:10,700
Or scattered.
1173
01:46:26,200 --> 01:46:29,700
"Pause for 30 minutes
for the greatest chili in the world."
1174
01:46:31,900 --> 01:46:33,900
And elsewhere in Memphis.
1175
01:46:47,700 --> 01:46:50,200
This would be a good time
to stop in at Earnestine & Hazel's...
1176
01:46:51,500 --> 01:46:52,800
and say hello to Russ.
1177
01:46:52,900 --> 01:46:54,100
How you doing?
1178
01:46:54,200 --> 01:46:57,400
He's hung onto the place
for 38 long years.
1179
01:46:57,500 --> 01:46:59,700
He'll tell you a few stories.
1180
01:47:04,900 --> 01:47:08,300
Look. Look at this. That's the blues!
1181
01:47:11,200 --> 01:47:14,400
And just around the corner,
the Lorraine Motel.
1182
01:47:18,500 --> 01:47:22,800
The hotel balcony where
Martin Luther King drew his last breath.
1183
01:48:04,700 --> 01:48:07,900
His death was only the beginning
of his victory.
1184
01:48:10,500 --> 01:48:13,100
You go across the bridge
traversing Mark Twain's muse...
1185
01:48:13,200 --> 01:48:14,900
Jeff Buckley's funeral bed...
1186
01:48:15,000 --> 01:48:16,800
as the night air
whips through your hair...
1187
01:48:16,900 --> 01:48:18,700
around your face,
and out the other window.
1188
01:48:18,800 --> 01:48:23,200
You can feel the soul of that dark water
even as you arrive on the other side.
1189
01:48:46,500 --> 01:48:49,000
Some music needs air.
1190
01:48:49,800 --> 01:48:51,600
Roll down your window.
1191
01:49:04,400 --> 01:49:06,600
- All right! Good!
- I love you, Daddy.
1192
01:49:06,700 --> 01:49:09,300
I love you too, Drew.
Where do you want to go?
1193
01:49:09,400 --> 01:49:10,900
- Tucky.
- Kentucky?
1194
01:49:35,800 --> 01:49:37,300
Good morning.
1195
01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:40,100
How you doing?
1196
01:49:51,200 --> 01:49:52,800
The Survivor Tree.
1197
01:49:53,300 --> 01:49:56,500
It's my favorite tree in the world.
1198
01:49:57,400 --> 01:49:59,200
And I like trees.
1199
01:50:13,000 --> 01:50:15,500
"This once highly-anticipated product...
1200
01:50:15,600 --> 01:50:20,100
"may actually cause an entire
generation to return to bare feet."
1201
01:50:25,400 --> 01:50:28,200
Sadness is easier
because it's surrender.
1202
01:50:28,400 --> 01:50:31,900
I say, make time to dance alone...
1203
01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:34,700
with one hand waving free.
1204
01:51:11,200 --> 01:51:12,500
Look at us.
1205
01:51:13,900 --> 01:51:17,400
You with your many almost-great
projects, me with my fiasco.
1206
01:51:20,100 --> 01:51:21,900
Oh, God.
1207
01:51:25,200 --> 01:51:27,400
Both of us working so hard...
1208
01:51:28,600 --> 01:51:29,900
for what?
1209
01:51:34,600 --> 01:51:37,300
We should have taken this trip
years ago.
1210
01:51:44,700 --> 01:51:48,800
And the fact that I wanna go home
and kill myself is really not your fault.
1211
01:51:48,900 --> 01:51:52,100
For what? For Phil?
1212
01:51:52,700 --> 01:51:53,800
No!
1213
01:52:58,400 --> 01:53:00,000
Don't get lost.
1214
01:53:02,200 --> 01:53:06,000
Proceed to the second largest
farmer's market in the world...
1215
01:53:07,600 --> 01:53:08,900
located on...
1216
01:53:09,000 --> 01:53:12,200
The Second Largest Farmer's
Market in the World Boulevard...
1217
01:53:12,300 --> 01:53:15,800
for some essentials
for the rest of your journey home.
1218
01:53:52,200 --> 01:53:56,100
Go to the pet area. Look inside the book
about springer spaniels.
1219
01:54:06,300 --> 01:54:09,000
Find a pair of Sp�smoticas on display...
1220
01:54:09,300 --> 01:54:10,800
and look inside.
1221
01:54:14,100 --> 01:54:16,800
Here you have reached
a fork in the map.
1222
01:54:16,900 --> 01:54:21,300
You can go to your car and the rest
of the directions will take you home.
1223
01:54:21,900 --> 01:54:23,000
Or...
1224
01:54:26,700 --> 01:54:29,400
look for a girl in a red hat...
1225
01:54:29,800 --> 01:54:32,700
who's waiting for you
with an alternate plan.
1226
01:56:45,900 --> 01:56:47,800
No true fiasco...
1227
01:56:48,100 --> 01:56:51,000
ever began as a quest
for mere adequacy.
1228
01:56:51,700 --> 01:56:55,200
A motto of the
British Special Service Air Force is:
1229
01:56:55,700 --> 01:56:58,300
"Those who risk, win."
1230
01:56:59,100 --> 01:57:03,400
A single green vine shoot
is able to grow through cement.
1231
01:57:05,900 --> 01:57:09,100
The Pacific Northwestern salmon
beats itself bloody...
1232
01:57:09,300 --> 01:57:12,000
on its quest to travel
hundreds of miles upstream...
1233
01:57:12,200 --> 01:57:15,400
against the current,
with a single purpose.
1234
01:57:16,300 --> 01:57:17,800
Sex, of course.
1235
01:57:18,400 --> 01:57:19,600
But also...
1236
01:57:26,000 --> 01:57:27,100
life.
1237
01:59:27,100 --> 01:59:29,900
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