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I didn't play netball.
Or go to a girls' school.

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- Or have showers.
- Now that's just not true, is it?

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- Let me start you off.
- No.

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If you're gonna be dull, I'm going
to plunge back into Mrs Dalloway,

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and you know how she loves that.
Dirty, dirty bitch.

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# Here's a new thing

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# That's gonna please ya

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# Just a little town down in Indonesia

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# Bangkok...

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Arrived Bangkok. Very hot.

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Relieved at last to throw myself
into serious journalistic work.

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Thailand has long called travellers
from around the globe

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to take spiritual succour
and karmic rest.

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For centuries, Western visitors
have been inevitably drawn

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to some of Bangkok's oldest sanctuaries.

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So true, Bridget. Even I,
fight it as I may, am no exception.

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The moment I arrive here,
I almost feel an irresistible pull...

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...to this. The Temple of Tranquillity.

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Indeed, nothing symbolises Thailand's
extraordinary fusion of East and West,

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of tradition and innovation,
better than this.

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Fully body-to-body massage.

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- Sawatdee kha?
- Sawatdee khrab?

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An incredible thing about Thailand
is the amazing traditional cuisine.

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I'm going to taste kapaluk,
the ultimate delicacy.

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Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!

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Oh, my God. My God.

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Um... Er... Mmm.

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How about a lovely locust?

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I can't. No, no, I can't.

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They're delicious.

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Oh!

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Now that is Ko Panyi, which is
the setting for a very famous Thai poem,

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which I think you'd like very much,
Jones.

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It's all about a badly-behaved prince
who finds true love with a beautiful,

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and as it happens,
very slightly overweight princess.

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- You're teasing me.
- I never tease about poetry.

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"Oh, Suvarnamali
Why can you not see that I adore you?"

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"Why do you avoid and scorn me?"

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"If you cast me off and leave me

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How should I live another day?"

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And you thought all I knew of Thailand
was pussies and ping-pong balls.

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- You wouldn't sleep with him?
- No, of course not.

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Absolutely not.

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But he is clever.

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- Yes?
- And handsome.

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He's also a dysfunctional,
fucked-up, middle-aged, lost boy.

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Well, no-one's perfect.

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I didn't realise you were busy.

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- He's young enough to be your grandson.
- I know. Isn't that great?

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Oome on, guys, I've got a very special
treat lined up for lunch.

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I'm getting rather fond of Jed,

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and I must say he has a genuine interest
in Thai cuisine.

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I wouldn't have thought
omelette would be big in Thailand.

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- Or mushrooms, for that matter.
- It's magic.

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It is a magic mushroom omelette,
isn't it?

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Well, that's awful.
There is nothing funny in this at all.

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Although, thank God,

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the mushrooms don't actually
seem to be working.

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# Just what is it
that you want to do?

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Such lovely colours!

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# We wanna get loaded
And we wanna have a good time...

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Beautiful Bridget! Beautiful Bridget!
Beautiful Bridget!

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Bridget Jones!

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Bridget Jones!

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But, wait...

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- Bridget Jones?
- What sound is that?

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It is Daniel Oleaver.

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How unutterably beautiful he is.

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Jones, what the hell are you doing?

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You are lovely colours.

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- # I don't wanna lose your love...
- Here.

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Here I am.

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I think you're completely off your face.

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Hey.

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Bloody hell.

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Oh... Oh, I'm an angel.

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Oh. How lovely.

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Glorious sand.

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Oh.

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I want to be naked.

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- Naked as a baby.
- Oome on, then, angel. Up you get.

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- All right?
- Mmm.

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- How are you feeling?
- Oompletely embarrassed.

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Don't be. You're charming on drugs.
In future, just say yes.

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Do you know, I never really understood
why you wanted to go out with me.

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- It seemed so unlikely.
- Oome on. For God's sake.

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You're sexy. You make me laugh.

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At you, of course, not with you.

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And you were...

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...incidentally...

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...the best shag...

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...I ever had.

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The best?

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Aside from Simon Reade
in the fifth-form locker room, yeah.

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Suppose I said you were pretty good too?

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Pretty good?

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Was I better than Mark Darcy?

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By the way, is it true he always says
"I'm sorry, I think I'm going to come"?

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- Who told you that?
- It's common knowledge, isn't it?

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Oome on, Jones. Who gave who the hoof?

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And why?

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Let's just say

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that we suffered
from a fatal incompatibility.

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I have missed you, Jones.

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I don't suppose
there's any circumstances

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in which you would ever consider

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thinking about trusting me again?

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Absolutely not.

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Well, I suppose I'll be getting back
to my little hut now.

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Thank you very much, Daniel.
I had a nice time.

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Is that the Big Dipper
or the little one?

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I can never tell them apart.

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Definitely the big one.

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You can't see the little one
this close to the equator.

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Oh, please.
You don't know about astronomy.

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I most certainly do.
I'm passionate about it.

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You know, Jones, if stargazing
is something that interests you,

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then it has to be said that the view
from my balcony is quite outstanding.

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Perhaps you'd like to come up
and have a little look?

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I don't think so.

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See over there? Along my arm.

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That's it, over there.

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That is Orion's Belt.

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And next to that is a very sexy little
constellation called Ursa's Maiden.

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Ah.

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She's being very naughty
and trying to undo Orion's belt.

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All right, what about...
that one?

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Yes, well that is
a very, very famous star.

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Um, right next to, of course, um...

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I don't know, some other fucking star
that's been there for years and years.

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Seen one star, you've seen the lot,
that's what I say, Jones.

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Different with girls, though.

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Some girls...

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...are special.

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Are they?

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I think so.

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What is this special power
you hold over me, Jones?

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And what about your therapy?

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I think you might be it.

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# I'm not in love

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# So don't forget it

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# It's just a silly phase

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# I'm going through

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# And just because

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# I call you up

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# Don't get me wrong

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# Don't think you've got it made

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# I'm not in love...

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God, I hope you're wearing
those giant panties.

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Please.

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Please be wearing the giant panties.

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Please.

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Oh, my old friends.

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Oh, Daddy's home.

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Did you miss me?
Because Daddy missed you. Yes, he did.

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Wait.

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Sorry.

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Oan I just have a minute?

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Just a minute.

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Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

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# Big boys don't cry
Big boys don't cry

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# Big boys don't cry
Big boys don't cry...

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- Everything all right?
- Yeah, sure.

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Just a bit... nervous.

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I mean, you see,
if I stay with you tonight,

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well, it's definitely
the end of something...

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important with someone.

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Um, which has probably ended already,

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- but perhaps...
- Bridge, Bridge Bridge, Bridge.

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Doesn't everyone
deserve a second chance?

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Hmm?

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Except Hitler.

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Well, he was very, very, very naughty.

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What?

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Nothing. Er, come back later, please.
Thank you very much.

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Bridge, it's nothing.
Leave it. Leave it.

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You made order for 10.30.

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Order for what?

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Me.

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10.30.

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You know, I've had it up to here
with this hotel.

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- It's been cock-ups like this all week.
- You Mr Oleaver?

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Yesterday, you with Maria.
She say you big tipper.

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I mean, I'm up for it if you are.

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Actually, no, that was stupid.
It's just one little slip.

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Don't let it ruin what was gonna be
a fantastic weekend shagathon.

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- I don't want a shagathon.
- No, nor do I. Nor do I.

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- You're right.
- You're looking for a weekend of sex,

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- I'm looking...
- For more. I feel I can change.

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- I absolutely can change.
- I need to change.

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I can't believe I fell for it again.

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Daniel, I really do think

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that you should go and fuck yourself.

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Or her. But definitely not me.

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- # Think
- # Think

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# Think about
what you're trying to do to me

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- # Think
- # Think think

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# Let your mind go...

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I can't believe he made up
the sex therapy thing.

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Doesn't matter.
I finally learnt my lesson,

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and it's an excellent lesson
to have nailed.

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- Fuck!
- What?

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No fucking room in the fucking suitcase.

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There's room in mine. Give me something.

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Great.

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- What the hell is this?
- It is a fertility-snake bowl.

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- Ooh.
- Jed gave it to me.

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- # Think think
- # Let your mind go...

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How romantic.

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# Freedom...

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The way I look at it, in everyone's
life, there's a certain amount of shit.

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- That's true.
- In the last year,

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things have turned out pretty shitty.

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So logically, mathematically, even,

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it's got to be time
for something not shit.

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- Like what?
- Maybe Mark will have chucked Rebecca.

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And he'll run to my door,

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fall to his knees,
possibly wearing a wet white shirt,

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and beg me to come back.

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- # Think
- # Think

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00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,500
# Think about
what you're tryin' to do to me...

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00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:10,000
Yes, I very confidently expect
very, very good times ahead.

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Final call
for all passengers to London...

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Isn't he cute? Hello.

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Hello. Oh...

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Seems to be getting a bit excited.

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Oh.

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Er...

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- Bridget!
- It's just a misunderstanding.

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Hold the plane.

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Hold the plane.

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Excuse me! Excuse me!

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All remaining passengers
please report to Gate 27 immediately.

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It's not mine.

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- These yours?
- Yes.

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I mean, they're not my favourite pair.

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You can't do this. I'm English.

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And an award-winning journalist.

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Well, maybe not award-winning, but I
have been to lots of award ceremonies.

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Hello. Bridget Jones.

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Lovely to meet all of you.

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Oh, my bloody God and fuck.

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I hope they've told
the British ambassador.

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Surely Shazzer
would have raised the alert.

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Maybe they got Shazzer as well.

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Oh, God, 28 hours.

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How much longer?

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Jones.
Bridget Jones, you come now.

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Oharlie Parker-Knowles,
Assistant Oonsul.

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Thank God you're here.

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00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,800
Um, shall we...

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I really had absolutely
nothing to do with it.

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Jed planned the whole thing.

254
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,200
That's why he snogged Shazzer,
who's much older than him

255
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,300
and slightly past her peak.

256
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,900
Yes, he sounds the most frightful shit.

257
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,300
Mmm.

258
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:34,700
The bore is everyone who gets caught
has exactly the same story,

259
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:39,500
so unless we find this, this Jed fellow
and get a full confession,

260
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,700
you're on a bit of a sticky wicket.

261
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,100
Well, how sticky?

262
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,500
Something like 15 to 20 years.

263
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:50,100
- 15 years?
- Or maybe ten if we're lucky.

264
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,200
Ten years!

265
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,700
In here?

266
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,800
Very black.

267
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,900
All my life I've had the feeling
something terrible was about to happen.

268
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,800
Now it has.

269
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,800
Bijjit, right?

270
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,900
Bridget, actually.

271
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,800
My name Phrao.

272
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,900
You're my friend?

273
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,900
- Steady on!
- Superbra!

274
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,100
You lend me. One day, two cigarette.

275
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,800
Oh.

276
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,100
Well, I'll think about it.

277
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,100
Actually, I was thinking of giving up,

278
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:48,600
but that was before I was arrested
and thrown into a Thai prison

279
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,300
for ten to 15 years.

280
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:54,000
Oircumstances change.

281
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:59,100
No, it really, really is "touched".

282
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:04,100
"Like a vir-gin,
touched for the very first time".

283
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,700
- No, you wrong.
- No.

284
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,700
# Like a wersion

285
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:10,700
- Vir-gin.
- # Fucked for the very first time

286
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:14,400
- Touched.
- # Like a wersion

287
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,600
Ten years of this? I

288
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,500
Stop! Enough. Enough.

289
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:23,300
If you're going to do it,
you really ought to do it properly.

290
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:29,100
After all, Madonna is nothing
if not a perfectionist.

291
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,500
Five, six, seven, eight and one...

292
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,900
# Like a virgin

293
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:38,700
# Touched for the very first time

294
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,700
# Like a virgin

295
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,400
# When your heart beats

296
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,300
# Next to mine...

297
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,500
Dear Mum and Dad,

298
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,500
I'm missing you a lot.

299
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,000
Please write as soon as you can.

300
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,700
I'm feeling pretty low.

301
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,800
Bijjit Jone.

302
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,600
In there. You have five minutes.

303
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,500
Just five.

304
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,700
Mark?

305
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,300
You all right?

306
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,900
Oh... Fine.

307
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,700
Hmm.

308
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,500
And... scared shitless.

309
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,600
But, you know, perky.

310
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,500
I can't believe
you've come all this way.

311
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:52,900
I haven't. I was out here
handling a Foreign Office case

312
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,000
when I heard about your situation.

313
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,600
I haven't done anything wrong.

314
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,300
I promise you, it's all a big mistake.

315
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,800
Yes, well, I'm sure it is.

316
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000
I've got all the papers here
and I'm sure we can sort it out.

317
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:10,500
I think about you all the time.
And I'm so sorry,

318
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:14,800
I really, really am,
for everything that happened between us.

319
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,900
Yes, well...

320
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:20,800
We don't have much time and I need you
to identify someone for me.

321
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,700
Is this the man with whom you were
seen taking hallucinogenic mushrooms

322
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:27,500
before you spent the night
with Daniel Oleaver?

323
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,300
Yes, that's him,
but I think you should know...

324
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,500
The same man who gave you
the snake containing the drugs?

325
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,900
Yes, that's him, that's Jed.

326
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,100
But it was Shazzer's snake, not mine,

327
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:40,500
and as far as Daniel Oleaver goes...

328
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,600
Your sex life doesn't concern me at all.

329
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,900
Has there been any ill treatment here?

330
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:00,900
No, no. Well, I mean...

331
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,300
...the toilet facilities
are well below par, but...

332
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,300
Good, that makes things simpler.

333
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,800
Listen, they're prepared
to drop all charges against you

334
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,300
which is extremely lenient,
given the circumstances.

335
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,900
You're going to be out within a week.

336
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,100
And...

337
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,200
Goodbye.

338
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,000
Mark?

339
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,900
Thank you.

340
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:55,300
You're welcome. I'm just the messenger.
The order came from above.

341
00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:00,000
Well, good luck.
Glad I could be of help.

342
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,700
So, Bijjit, what happen?

343
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,900
Well, um...

344
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:29,100
Bijjit! How this can happen?

345
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:32,300
This is terrible! You are innocent!

346
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,000
- They're always cheating us.
- No, no, no. That's all fine.

347
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,500
They've dropped the charges
and they're letting me go.

348
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,500
But that good news.

349
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,700
What is wrong?

350
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,400
Mark Darcy definitely...

351
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,100
...doesn't love me anymore.

352
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,000
Ohhh.

353
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,300
You see the trouble is
it was me who chucked him.

354
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,500
He treat you bad?

355
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,500
Yeah, actually, he did.

356
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,900
My boyfriend treat me bad too.

357
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,700
- Me too.
- Mine as well.

358
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,200
Me too.

359
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,700
Then you know all about it.
You think you've found the right man,

360
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:11,200
but then there's so much wrong with him

361
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:15,400
and he finds there's so much wrong
with you and it all just falls apart.

362
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,900
Don't tell me. My boyfriend,

363
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:20,000
he seem really nice.

364
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:24,100
Then he start to hit me.
Make me work on street.

365
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,500
My boyfriend, he say he love me.

366
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:30,300
But he do no work,
and make me work 24 hour a day.

367
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,600
Then he make me take heroin drug.

368
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,300
What about you, Bijjit?
What your bad boyfriend do?

369
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,600
Well, er...

370
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:44,100
...he really didn't stick up for me
at this lawyers' supper...

371
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:48,600
and, um, then he would fold his...

372
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,200
Oh, same sort of thing, really.

373
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:58,200
Hitting me and making me take drugs.
Stealing all my money and stuff.

374
00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:03,000
Oh, God.
I've been the world's biggest fool.

375
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,500
Bijjit?

376
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,200
Just a few tiny leaving presents.
No luxuries.

377
00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:20,200
# Living in a material world

378
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,600
# And I am a material girl

379
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,900
# You know that we are living
in a material world

380
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,500
# And I am a material girl

381
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:33,700
# Living in a material world

382
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:36,800
# And I am a material girl #

383
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:40,300
If you want something smooth
on your wall,

384
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,400
you could do worse than John Ourrin.

385
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,600
He is about the only
contemporary painter who can paint.

386
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,900
There's usually something
interesting and allegorical,

387
00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:51,900
plus of course,
there is a very high perv quotient.

388
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:54,400
- Did you see her?
- Out. Out it.

389
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,900
Sorry, everyone, sorry. It's my stalker.

390
00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:00,500
Fuck off, Darcy,
some people have jobs to do.

391
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:04,900
Did you see her surrounded by police,
dogs, handcuffs?

392
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,400
Oome on, she's a big girl,
she can take care of herself.

393
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,800
I'm only going to ask you one more time.
Did you see her?

394
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,300
You're only gonna ask me one more time?

395
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:17,900
- You haven't got your wig on now, dear.
- I'll take that as a yes.

396
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,300
Yes, I did see her.

397
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,700
I thought she was smuggling seashells,
or mangoes.

398
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:25,200
Right.

399
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,500
Right, good.
Will you step outside, please?

400
00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,900
Oh, no, it's not possible.

401
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,400
Darcy, do you have any idea
what century we actually live in?

402
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,900
Are you gonna step outside
or am I gonna have to drag you?

403
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,200
I think you're gonna have to drag me.

404
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:49,900
- You're insane!
- And you're a disgrace, Oleaver.

405
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,600
You're pulling my hair!

406
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,800
I'm not going in the sodding water.

407
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,100
# Touching you
'Cause you're touching me

408
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:07,000
# I believe in a thing called love

409
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,000
# Just listen to the rhythm of my heart

410
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,600
# There's a chance we can make it now

411
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,600
# We'll be rockin'
till the sun goes down

412
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,900
# I believe in a thing called love

413
00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:18,500
# Oooh-ooh ooh...

414
00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:21,200
- Fuck off!
- No, you're going in, Oleaver!

415
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,000
If I'm going in, you're coming with me.

416
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,000
You smug bastard.

417
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,300
- Oh, my God.
- Get up.

418
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:35,800
Well, what are you gonna do now?

419
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,300
Drown me in 16 inches of water?

420
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,200
Yes, good idea.

421
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,000
Fuck! Stop, stop.

422
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,200
Listen, listen, listen...

423
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,500
OK, I left her at the airport.
I shouldn't have done that.

424
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:57,500
But she bumped into Jed herself

425
00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:00,400
and I didn't fucking well seduce her,
all right?

426
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,200
- You didn't?
- There's something wrong with her.

427
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,100
She's gone all frigid.

428
00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:08,500
I spent the night
with a gorgeous Thai girl.

429
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:11,400
Who in fact turned out to be
a gorgeous Thai boy.

430
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:13,500
Satisfied?

431
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,700
Yes.

432
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,400
Thank you.

433
00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:25,800
You know what, mate?

434
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,400
If you're so obsessed with Bridget
Jones, why don't you just marry her?

435
00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:34,400
'Oause then she'd definitely shag me.

436
00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:37,700
# I believe in a thing called love

437
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,500
# Just listen to the rhythm of my heart

438
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:42,900
# I believe in a thing called love #

439
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,700
- Bridget!
- Bridget! Over here!

440
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,300
- What was it like?
- How did you survive?

441
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:54,700
Any girl who's been single in London
knows how to handle herself.

442
00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:57,400
- Darling!
- Will you be going back?

443
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,100
Sorry I didn't write.
I've just been so busy.

444
00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:03,100
Hello, darling. You look lovely.

445
00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:06,000
- Skinny, but lovely.
- Oh, thank you.

446
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,100
Oh, it's good to be home.

447
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,600
- Oiggy?
- No, no, thanks.

448
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,900
- I've given up again.
- Shame. I find them very useful.

449
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,100
I take great comfort in the fact they
might kill me before things get worse.

450
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,200
The Darcys rang to say how pleased
they were you were out.

451
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,700
I rather thought Mark might be here
to meet you.

452
00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:36,300
Yes, but you must remember we split up.

453
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,700
So no hope there?

454
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,700
No hope there.

455
00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:45,700
Believe me,
next time I will not fuck it up, Mum.

456
00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:48,000
- Language, darling.
- Sorry.

457
00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:52,500
Next time, I will not fuck it up...

458
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,400
...Mother.

459
00:28:57,900 --> 00:29:00,000
# Trying to be misunderstood

460
00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:07,800
# But it doesn't do me any good

461
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:15,700
# Love the way they smiled at me

462
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,200
# Hold that face for eternity

463
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,800
# Now let them all fly off

464
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,800
# When it comes down

465
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,900
# It all comes down

466
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,900
# And you will not be found

467
00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:45,100
# When it's over

468
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:48,700
# It's all over

469
00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:53,800
# Even if I make a sound...

470
00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:02,300
Surprise!

471
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,300
- Hello.
- Hello.

472
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,400
- Oh, darling.
- Hiya.

473
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:08,500
Bridget...

474
00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:10,500
I'm so sorry.

475
00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:14,200
It's all right.

476
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:21,400
Well, thank God for Mark Darcy.
I mean, he might be a boring arse,

477
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,600
but he performed a miracle.

478
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,200
That's a bit of an overstatement.

479
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:30,500
He actually seems
to be the villain of this piece.

480
00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:35,700
He's a top human rights lawyer and he
left it to someone else to get me out.

481
00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,900
He was just a messenger.

482
00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:41,600
- Who told you that?
- He did.

483
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,700
Straight from the horse's mouth.

484
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,200
The horse wasn't quite
telling you the truth.

485
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,700
I called Mark
the minute I landed in London.

486
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:52,200
We went to his office
and within half an hour,

487
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,300
he'd woken two Oabinet ministers
and half of Ml5.

488
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,300
But none of them could locate Jed,
so Mark flew over to Interpol.

489
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,800
Which is in Lyon.
They located Jed in Dubai,

490
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,500
but they don't normally
extradite people,

491
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,900
so Mark rang the Home Secretary
who rang our ambassador...

492
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,200
In Riyadh. Then Mark flew to Dubai
where he identified Jed,

493
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,600
who was impounded and pushed out into...

494
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,700
Saudi Arabia, where Mark was waiting
with the police.

495
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:21,100
Jed was arrested and extradited back
to Britain. Then Mark flew to Bangkok,

496
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,200
to make damn sure they'd let you go.

497
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,700
Oh.

498
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,400
He was just angry about Daniel Oleaver.

499
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,900
- He must still love me.
- He fucking must.

500
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,100
Taxi?

501
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,600
Yes, please.

502
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,700
Get in the cab!

503
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,800
Hurry!

504
00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:20,700
Oh. I forgot about you.

505
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,600
Er, I, I, I just wanted to, um...

506
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,800
say something to Mark.

507
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,300
He's at the office.
Do you want to come in?

508
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:33,700
Oh, no. No, no, I don't think I will.

509
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,300
I really hope
that you'll be happy together.

510
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,500
- Sorry?
- You and Mark.

511
00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:44,500
I really hope that you'll be
very happy together.

512
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,600
No, no, no, Bridget, listen...

513
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,100
you've got it completely wrong.

514
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,500
I'm not in love with him.

515
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,800
How could I be when I'm...

516
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,000
seriously heartbroken
and smitten with someone else?

517
00:32:58,300 --> 00:33:00,300
Someone else?

518
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:03,100
- You, Bridget.
- Me?

519
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:07,200
Ever since I saw you here
with your hair messed that night

520
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,200
and bits of garden stuck to you.
You must have noticed.

521
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:14,500
I try to hide it,
but every time I see you, I light up.

522
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,900
I thought you were just, you know...

523
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:21,000
...lying.

524
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,300
Was every look I ever gave you a lie?

525
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,100
I've been looking forward to this.

526
00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:27,500
Lovely to see you, Bridget.

527
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,900
Thank you very much.

528
00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:50,300
That was lovely.

529
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,400
Really lovely.

530
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,000
But I'm afraid it's still men
in general,

531
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,800
and Mark Darcy in particular,
that I love.

532
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,500
Right.

533
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,200
If, er, if I ever do decide to, um...

534
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:10,400
you know, bat for the other side...

535
00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:14,000
...well, there's no-one else.

536
00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:16,000
Only you.

537
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:26,100
- Hello, Giles.
- Hello, Bridget.

538
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:29,700
# Open up your eyes

539
00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:31,500
# Then you'll realise

540
00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:33,300
# Here I stand with my

541
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,300
# Everlasting love

542
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,300
# Need you by my side

543
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,100
# Girl, to be my bride

544
00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:40,900
# You'll never be denied...

545
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,500
Inns of Oourt, please. Fast as you can.

546
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:50,000
What do you think of this jacket?

547
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,700
- Yeah, very nice indeed.
- No, be honest.

548
00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:56,100
What do you think of the whole
jacket/trouser combination?

549
00:34:56,700 --> 00:35:00,500
- Disaster.
- Actually, can we take a tiny detour?

550
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,100
I'll be back in literally two seconds.

551
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,800
# Where life really flows

552
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,400
# No-one really knows

553
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,100
# Till someone's there to show

554
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:12,900
# The way to lasting love

555
00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:16,500
# Need a love to last forever

556
00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:20,100
# Need a love to last forever...

557
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,700
Oh.

558
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,400
# You're the first

559
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,200
# The last

560
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,200
# My everything

561
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,900
# And the answer to

562
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,700
# All my dreams

563
00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:54,600
# You're my sun

564
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,200
# My moon

565
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,500
# My guiding star

566
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,300
# My kind of wonderful

567
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,300
# That's what you are...

568
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:10,100
- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.

569
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,700
Very important at this moment.

570
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,500
# There's no way

571
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,300
# They could have made two...

572
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,600
Doesn't matter. It's not about looks.

573
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,600
- # Your love I'll keep for evermore
- As I was saying.

574
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,100
# You're the first...

575
00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:33,700
Excuse me, I'm looking for Mr Darcy.

576
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:37,000
Down there, right along the corridor,
and just to the left.

577
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,900
Thank you very much.

578
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:50,800
# Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no

579
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,900
# Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no

580
00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:55,200
# Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no

581
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,500
# Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no...

582
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,700
I love you.
I always have and I always will.

583
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,700
Oh, um...

584
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,000
I don't love you,
and I never have, and...

585
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,000
...I never will. Sorry.

586
00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:24,600
Oome in.

587
00:37:29,900 --> 00:37:31,900
Hello, Bridget.

588
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:34,000
Hello, Mark.

589
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,300
Er...

590
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,900
I'm sorry, I'm disturbing you.

591
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,700
- Well, yes, a bit.
- I'll just...

592
00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:46,000
sit outside while you finish.

593
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:50,400
No, no, no, please,
say what you have to say, young lady.

594
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,500
Mr Santiago
is the Peruvian Secretary for Trade.

595
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,300
And Mr Hern�ndez is his number two.

596
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,300
Hello.

597
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,000
Hello.

598
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,800
Hello, hello, hello.

599
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:11,300
How can we help you, young lady?

600
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,100
Well, er...

601
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,100
Er...

602
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:19,900
I just wanted to tell Mr Darcy here

603
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:24,700
that I heard what magnificent work

604
00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:27,800
he actually did
releasing me from prison.

605
00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:35,900
Tiny, tiny misunderstanding to do
with an enormous stash of cocaine.

606
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,600
And I also wanted to say,

607
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,800
since having found out that his
girlfriend is actually a lesbian...

608
00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:47,700
...that I love him.

609
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,700
Always have. Always will.

610
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:57,900
And that I'm...

611
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,400
...you know...

612
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,900
...available for dates...

613
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:06,000
...if he should feel so inclined.

614
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,000
So, er, your girlfriend is a lesbian.

615
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,700
Look, if you'll all just excuse us
for a second...

616
00:39:18,300 --> 00:39:20,000
I think we should...

617
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:41,200
Bridget, that was not the most romantic
proposition I've ever heard.

618
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,700
Well, maybe it is romantic

619
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,200
because it's not. I mean...

620
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,900
I know there's no music playing,
and it's not snowing,

621
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:57,200
but that doesn't mean that it,
that it can't really be something.

622
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,300
You're right.

623
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,100
In fact, there's a question
I've been meaning to ask you.

624
00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:09,400
All right. As long as it's not
"Will you marry me?"

625
00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:19,100
Oh, God.
It is "Will you marry me?"

626
00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:21,500
Well, I'm not gonna say it now.

627
00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:24,200
- Is it "Will you marry me?"
- The moment's gone.

628
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,500
No. No, no, no. No, wait.

629
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,800
Wait.

630
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,300
- Bridget.
- Start again.

631
00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,400
- No.
- Start again.

632
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,500
I'm not gonna... It's...

633
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:38,000
We've just stepped out
into the corridor,

634
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,300
you say "I've got a question to ask you"

635
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,600
and I don't say anything.

636
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,300
And... And...

637
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,900
You say...

638
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,500
Bridget Jones, will you marry me?

639
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,600
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here this day

640
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,400
to unite this couple.

641
00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:33,900
Do you affirm your love,
one to the other?

642
00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:37,100
I do. Again.

643
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,000
And Oolin?

644
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,000
I do. Again.

645
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,600
As well. Of course.

646
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:51,200
# I've been really tryin', baby...

647
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:56,900
December 31st, year-end summary.

648
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,100
Prison stays, one.

649
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,900
Lesbian kisses, one.

650
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,300
Pounds lost, minus one.

651
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:08,800
Boyfriends lost but then regained
following major diplomatic incident,

652
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,900
one.

653
00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:13,900
Marriage proposals, one.

654
00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:16,500
An excellent year's progress.

655
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:21,400
Bridget Jones has cocked things up
for the very last time.

656
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,000
# Your love is king

657
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
# Crown you in my heart

658
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,100
# Your love is king

659
00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:36,700
# Never need to part

660
00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:39,300
# Your kisses ring

661
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,800
# Round and round and round my head

662
00:42:42,900 --> 00:42:45,100
# Touching the very part of me

663
00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:47,500
# It's making my soul sing

664
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,100
# Tearing the very heart of me

665
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,400
# I'm crying out for more

666
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,500
# Your love is king

667
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,400
# Crown you in my heart

668
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,700
# Your love is king...

669
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:04,600
So, as you can see,
I have found my happy ending at last.

670
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:09,700
And I truly believe
that happiness is possible.

671
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:16,400
Even when you're 33 and have a bottom
the size of two bowling balls.

672
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,000
# Your love is real #

673
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,300
# Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no

674
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:37,600
# Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no

675
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,900
# Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no

676
00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:42,100
# Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no

677
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,300
# I look and stare so deep in your eyes

678
00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:51,600
# Touch on you more and more every time

679
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,900
# When you leave
I'm begging you not to go

680
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:56,200
# Call your name
two, three times in a row

681
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,500
# Such a funny thing for me
to try to explain

682
00:43:58,700 --> 00:44:01,200
# How I'm feeling
and my pride is the one to blame

683
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,300
# 'Cause I know I don't understand

684
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,900
# Just how your love can do
what no-one else can

685
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,500
# Got me lookin'so crazy right now

686
00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:09,700
# Your love's got me lookin'so crazy
right now

687
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:12,000
# Your love's
Got me lookin'so crazy right now

688
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,500
# Your touch got me lookin'so crazy
right now

689
00:44:14,700 --> 00:44:16,800
# Your love's
Got me hopin'you'll page me right now

690
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,300
# Your kiss got me hoping
you'll save me right now

691
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,400
# Lookin'so crazy
Your love's got me lookin'

692
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,900
# Got me lookin'so crazy in love

693
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,400
# Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no

694
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,700
# Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no

695
00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:31,000
# Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no

696
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,300
# Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no...

697
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,400
# Hearts gone astray

698
00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:46,700
# Deep in her when they go

699
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,400
# I went away

700
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,000
# Just when you needed me so

701
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,800
# You won't regret

702
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,300
# I'll come back begging you

703
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,800
# Hmm

704
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,800
# Won't you forget

705
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:10,900
# Welcome love we once knew

706
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:16,000
# Open up your eyes
Then you'll realise

707
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,400
# Here I stand with my everlasting love

708
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,100
# I need you by my side
Girl to be my pride

709
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:31,500
# You'll never be denied
everlasting love

710
00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:36,400
# Hearts gone astray

711
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,700
# Deep in her when they go

712
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,300
# I went away

713
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,100
# Just when you needed me so

714
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,000
# You won't regret

715
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,600
# I'll come back begging you

716
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,900
# Won't you forget

717
00:45:58,100 --> 00:46:03,900
# Welcome love we once knew

718
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:08,900
# Open up your eyes
Then you'll realise

719
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:12,700
# Here I stand with my everlasting love

720
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:16,200
# Need you by my side
Girl to be my pride

721
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,700
# You'll never be denied
everlasting love

722
00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:23,500
# From the very start
Open up your heart

723
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:33,900
# Feel that you fall in everlasting love

724
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,700
# Need a love to last forever

725
00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:41,300
# Need a love to last forever

726
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:44,900
# Need a love to last forever

727
00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:57,400
# Need a love to last forever #

728
00:47:00,100 --> 00:47:10,400
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