1 00:00:55,778 --> 00:00:57,609 Get out of the way! Move! 2 00:01:01,016 --> 00:01:02,074 Come on. 3 00:01:03,452 --> 00:01:05,647 Come on, man. Get up. 4 00:01:05,754 --> 00:01:07,016 Come on. 5 00:01:08,958 --> 00:01:10,084 Shoot! 6 00:01:15,464 --> 00:01:17,898 Suspect out of the way. Headirhg toward Excharhge. 7 00:01:20,102 --> 00:01:21,729 Move it! Qut of the way! 8 00:01:27,843 --> 00:01:29,743 Hold it! 9 00:01:38,153 --> 00:01:41,611 Don't move! Don't move! Get away from that window! 10 00:01:41,724 --> 00:01:43,851 Get over there! Do what I say! 11 00:01:44,894 --> 00:01:47,089 Qh, shit. Pick up my meat. 12 00:01:50,933 --> 00:01:54,994 - You hungry, brother? - Do I look hungry? Get over there! 13 00:01:57,806 --> 00:02:01,207 I might be a little hungry, but get your hands up! 14 00:02:01,310 --> 00:02:04,040 - He ain't got no gun. - You think I ain't got a gun? 15 00:02:04,146 --> 00:02:07,309 - Shoot me, goddamn it! - I'll shoot you. 16 00:02:09,418 --> 00:02:11,147 You mother... 17 00:02:11,253 --> 00:02:12,914 No. Come on, Hank! 18 00:02:13,022 --> 00:02:15,013 Back up, back up! 19 00:02:15,124 --> 00:02:16,614 What you know about a brother needing a job? 20 00:02:18,379 --> 00:02:20,574 - Big Floyd Patterson haircut head. - You don't look like Floyd. 21 00:02:20,681 --> 00:02:23,013 Shoot. I just wanted to barbecue. 22 00:02:23,117 --> 00:02:25,551 It's the goddamn Fourth of July. 23 00:02:25,653 --> 00:02:27,917 Can't a black man have a goddamn Fourth of July, too? 24 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:31,924 - Qpen up! It's the police! - Sweet Jesus. 25 00:02:33,661 --> 00:02:35,128 Kick it in! 26 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:39,261 - Don't mess with my conk. - You want a barbecue? 27 00:02:42,403 --> 00:02:45,065 Is there a problem, officers? 28 00:02:45,172 --> 00:02:48,733 Yeah. We're looking for a thief. You seen one? 29 00:02:49,610 --> 00:02:51,874 Me? No, I haven't seen a thi... 30 00:02:51,979 --> 00:02:54,072 Hank, you seen a thief around here? 31 00:02:54,181 --> 00:02:57,241 - No, no, not around here. - No, me, either. 32 00:02:57,351 --> 00:02:58,477 No thief. 33 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:04,620 You guys aren't celebrating the holiday? 34 00:03:04,725 --> 00:03:07,489 Sure. We're just finishing up our last customer. 35 00:03:15,603 --> 00:03:18,003 I said play like you cuttin' it. 36 00:05:52,359 --> 00:05:54,327 Eddie, you can't talk about people just 'cause they biracial. 37 00:05:55,632 --> 00:05:57,224 - Why not? - 'Cause that's silly. 38 00:05:57,334 --> 00:05:59,268 They can take it like anybody else. 39 00:05:59,369 --> 00:06:02,896 All I'm saying, Calvin, is black folk love to take credit 40 00:06:03,006 --> 00:06:06,169 for they half-black brothers and sisters till somethin' goes sour. 41 00:06:06,276 --> 00:06:09,643 You know, like Tiger Woods... we claim him. 42 00:06:09,746 --> 00:06:12,374 Jennifer Beals. What the boy mama used to be on The Jeffersorhs? 43 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:15,451 - Lenny Kravitz. - Lenny Kravitz... count him. 44 00:06:15,552 --> 00:06:18,453 As soon as they go freak out just a little bit, 45 00:06:18,555 --> 00:06:21,490 go a little crazy, get a little glitter like Mariah Carey, 46 00:06:21,591 --> 00:06:26,426 then all of a sudden it's the other half that went looney tunes. 47 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:31,126 - What about Vin Diesel? - I don't know what he is. Half car. 48 00:06:31,234 --> 00:06:33,065 What black man do you take credit for? 49 00:06:33,170 --> 00:06:37,607 I'll tell you who I dorh't want to take credit for... that D.C. sniper. 50 00:06:37,707 --> 00:06:38,799 I was mad when I found out dude was black. 51 00:06:40,143 --> 00:06:42,111 Hold on there, Terri. 52 00:06:42,212 --> 00:06:45,943 The D.C. sniper is like the Jackie Robinson of crime. 53 00:06:46,049 --> 00:06:47,482 What?! 54 00:06:48,618 --> 00:06:50,313 Tell them, Eddie. 55 00:06:50,420 --> 00:06:53,321 He broke into the white leagues with that crime. 56 00:06:55,097 --> 00:06:58,555 That crime took planning. Not only planning, it took math. 57 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:03,128 You know, it took math to figure out all them trajectories 58 00:07:03,239 --> 00:07:05,764 to shoot from the back of an automobile. 59 00:07:05,875 --> 00:07:08,673 That's white-folk shit right there. 60 00:07:08,778 --> 00:07:11,872 With the problems we got, black folks used to could say, 61 00:07:11,981 --> 00:07:13,346 "At least we ain't crazy." 62 00:07:13,449 --> 00:07:14,882 Qur crimes made sense. 63 00:07:14,984 --> 00:07:18,249 Ain't got no money, rob somebody with money. 64 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:21,380 Black folks are just as crazy as white folks. 65 00:07:23,092 --> 00:07:25,458 Mike Tyson... he's like three crazy people. 66 00:07:25,561 --> 00:07:26,528 Prince? 67 00:07:26,629 --> 00:07:28,221 Hold on, hold on now. 68 00:07:28,331 --> 00:07:30,799 He half Cherokee or something. Don't put him in with us. 69 00:07:31,734 --> 00:07:33,201 DVDs, CDs. Ike Turner's greatest hits with Tina on the cover. 70 00:07:34,486 --> 00:07:36,113 Got something you ain't gonna believe... 71 00:07:36,221 --> 00:07:37,916 R. Kelly on tape with grown women. 72 00:07:38,023 --> 00:07:40,992 I got Grarhdmas Gorhe Wid. You ever seen wrinkles in a thong? 73 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:43,288 Fred, don't buy nothing from that fool. 74 00:07:43,395 --> 00:07:46,023 That Nemo tape I got for my son has a crack deal on it. 75 00:07:46,131 --> 00:07:48,998 - Why you always lyin' on me? - Ain't nobody lyin' on you. 76 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:52,070 Line me up. I got a meeting in 19 minutes. 77 00:07:52,170 --> 00:07:54,764 Head to your meeting 'cause I got next. 78 00:07:54,873 --> 00:07:57,034 K-Rod called and booked the spot after that, 79 00:07:57,142 --> 00:08:01,977 but I can get you at 3:45 or 11:00 on Tuesday. 80 00:08:03,181 --> 00:08:06,981 You a superstar now? The Eminem of the barber world? 81 00:08:07,085 --> 00:08:09,519 Yeah, that's why they call me Slim Fadin'. 82 00:08:09,621 --> 00:08:11,782 This used to be my chair. 83 00:08:11,890 --> 00:08:14,358 Wasn't but two seconds ago your pasty Pilgrim ass 84 00:08:14,459 --> 00:08:15,687 was sitting at that front seat and nobody was feeling you. 85 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:19,623 Well, they're feeling me now. 86 00:08:19,731 --> 00:08:21,562 I'll touch you up. 87 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:33,207 My customer's running late, so I can take you. 88 00:08:34,346 --> 00:08:35,608 Cool. 89 00:08:40,185 --> 00:08:41,152 Hi. 90 00:08:41,253 --> 00:08:42,515 Hello. 91 00:08:47,292 --> 00:08:49,556 So... 92 00:08:49,661 --> 00:08:52,357 what's it like working for Alderman Brown? 93 00:08:52,464 --> 00:08:56,924 It's good. The alderman is a great mentor. 94 00:08:57,035 --> 00:08:59,663 Must be nice doing what you said you'd always do. 95 00:09:00,405 --> 00:09:02,464 I really admire that. 96 00:09:04,609 --> 00:09:06,577 - Apple juice? - What's going on here? 97 00:09:06,678 --> 00:09:08,873 Who set this up? This shit ain't funny. 98 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:11,676 - What? - This. You being nice to me? 99 00:09:11,783 --> 00:09:14,843 You admire me? You got back together with Kevin, didn't you? 100 00:09:14,953 --> 00:09:18,047 I do not need a man to make me feel good. 101 00:09:18,156 --> 00:09:20,317 Plus, I'm trying to be at peace with myself. 102 00:09:20,425 --> 00:09:21,255 I don't know this woman. 103 00:09:23,047 --> 00:09:24,742 Would you know me if I shoved my foot up your ass? 104 00:09:24,849 --> 00:09:26,908 Qh, yes, there she goes. 105 00:09:27,485 --> 00:09:28,474 Let's go. 106 00:09:28,586 --> 00:09:30,986 Lookin' good, Mr. Stewart. Now you can get your swerve on. 107 00:09:31,089 --> 00:09:33,455 Calvin, when you get my age, you don't swerve. 108 00:09:33,558 --> 00:09:36,493 You just be happy gettin' that bad boy out of park. 109 00:09:36,594 --> 00:09:38,027 You tell him. 110 00:09:38,129 --> 00:09:40,791 You got something smaller? I don't got change. 111 00:09:40,898 --> 00:09:43,492 - Just keep it. - You ain't got to tell me twice. 112 00:09:43,601 --> 00:09:45,466 What'd you do, hit the lotto? 113 00:09:45,570 --> 00:09:47,697 - I sold the cleaners. - What? 114 00:09:47,805 --> 00:09:50,706 Yep, sold it. Time for early retirement. 115 00:09:50,808 --> 00:09:53,606 Quality Land Development came in and made me an offer. 116 00:09:53,711 --> 00:09:56,771 More money than I'd ever seen. I jumped at it. 117 00:09:56,881 --> 00:10:00,681 - What are they going to put in? - A Kinko's or something. 118 00:10:00,785 --> 00:10:04,118 I heard they was gonna move a Subway over there. 119 00:10:04,222 --> 00:10:06,213 A Subway and a Blockbuster. 120 00:10:06,324 --> 00:10:08,519 Yep. White folk is coming back. 121 00:10:08,626 --> 00:10:10,594 They tryin' to make money on a brother. 122 00:10:10,695 --> 00:10:13,528 This ain't about white folks comin' back. 123 00:10:13,631 --> 00:10:15,121 Most of these businesses coming in are black-owned. 124 00:10:16,437 --> 00:10:18,337 This whole block is gonna get upgrades. 125 00:10:18,439 --> 00:10:21,135 They can tear down all this mess around here. 126 00:10:21,242 --> 00:10:22,470 Change is a good thing. 127 00:10:22,843 --> 00:10:26,404 Long as they ain't buildin' liquor stores and titty bars, I'm cool with it. 128 00:10:26,514 --> 00:10:28,106 Wait a minute now, Calvin. 129 00:10:28,215 --> 00:10:31,480 If they build a titty bar across the street, I ain't never goin' home. 130 00:10:34,789 --> 00:10:36,586 Hey, babe! 131 00:10:36,691 --> 00:10:38,090 Here's your shit. I burned the rest of it. 132 00:10:39,594 --> 00:10:41,459 The next time you want to call yourself 133 00:10:41,562 --> 00:10:43,894 sleeping around behind somebody's back, 134 00:10:43,998 --> 00:10:46,057 make sure she look like something 135 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,828 'cause I heard all of your little shit. 136 00:10:47,935 --> 00:10:52,065 Your cell called the house, and I heard all two minutes of it. 137 00:10:53,741 --> 00:10:56,403 No, I didn't hear it? Are you trying to call me a liar? 138 00:10:56,510 --> 00:11:00,071 I don't even see how you could cheat on me with your toddler penis. 139 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,614 I hope you had a good time. 140 00:11:01,716 --> 00:11:05,277 The next time you come back, I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. 141 00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:09,878 I got a sword, I got an ax, a box of bullets, 142 00:11:09,981 --> 00:11:13,974 and I'm gonna get both of my babies' daddies to jump on that ass! 143 00:11:16,396 --> 00:11:17,727 What does she gotta have both of them for? 144 00:11:17,831 --> 00:11:18,661 Shut up! 145 00:11:23,203 --> 00:11:29,369 Like I was sayin', if they build a titty bar across the street, 146 00:11:29,476 --> 00:11:31,068 I ain't never goin' home. 147 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,758 You couldn't go home if you wanted to. 148 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,698 You act like you know what you're doing. 149 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:43,894 Please, man. 150 00:11:59,057 --> 00:12:02,356 Now watch this. Balance. No. Balance. 151 00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:03,587 Balance. 152 00:12:03,695 --> 00:12:06,323 What is all that Circus Dee Soleil that you're doin'? 153 00:12:06,431 --> 00:12:09,525 All that flippity hippity stompity stoobily-doo. 154 00:12:09,634 --> 00:12:11,067 It ain't necessary to cut nobody head. 155 00:12:14,873 --> 00:12:18,172 What's up, dawg? I don't get the "l"? 156 00:12:18,276 --> 00:12:22,042 Come on, dawg. You know I gotta have the "I." 157 00:12:22,147 --> 00:12:23,114 Stop playin'. 158 00:12:23,882 --> 00:12:26,646 - Where do you want it? - Right here. 159 00:12:38,363 --> 00:12:41,264 Tight! 160 00:12:42,801 --> 00:12:45,429 That mess ain't right. I want my rent money on the first. 161 00:12:45,537 --> 00:12:48,700 Not the second, not... Hold on, let me finish my thought. 162 00:12:48,807 --> 00:12:51,799 Not the second, 'cause I'm not the bad guy here. 163 00:12:51,910 --> 00:12:53,502 Am I the bad guy here? 164 00:12:56,815 --> 00:12:58,112 Come here. 165 00:13:00,085 --> 00:13:01,052 Check it out, little man. 166 00:13:01,153 --> 00:13:02,643 Qne thing you're gonna constantly have to deal with in your life, 167 00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:07,427 and that's broke-ass black folks. 168 00:13:07,528 --> 00:13:10,929 They gonna be hard to spot 'cause they dressed real nice. 169 00:13:11,031 --> 00:13:14,262 Don't let that fool you, 'cause the nicer they dress, 170 00:13:14,368 --> 00:13:16,598 usually the broker they are. 171 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,000 I like hanging with you. 172 00:13:20,107 --> 00:13:23,543 You know, this is gonna be yours one day... all of this. 173 00:13:24,745 --> 00:13:27,213 Hey, Calvin, you goin' over to Emma's? 174 00:13:27,314 --> 00:13:31,216 Tell her my niece sent her a graduation picture Friday. 175 00:13:31,318 --> 00:13:34,151 - Bring me back a sweet potato pie. - I ain't bringing you back nothin'. 176 00:13:40,165 --> 00:13:42,360 Hey, Keisha. Where Janelle at? 177 00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:44,435 She's not here yet. Hey, boo. 178 00:13:44,536 --> 00:13:46,299 Now, why you even go there? 179 00:13:46,404 --> 00:13:49,931 You can read a calendar. You know she called in sick. 180 00:13:50,041 --> 00:13:54,068 I need my rent money. The bank want they money on the first. 181 00:13:54,179 --> 00:13:56,977 I need my money on the first, not the second and not the 15th. 182 00:13:57,082 --> 00:13:58,743 Come here, Coley. 183 00:13:58,850 --> 00:14:02,650 Come here. Your mommy leave you with this crazy man? 184 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:05,882 Crazy? I'm about to drop him off at Miss Emma's. 185 00:14:06,858 --> 00:14:08,382 Ain't that right? 186 00:14:08,493 --> 00:14:11,519 You know, your daddy used to like to play with those, too. 187 00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:13,928 - And this. - Watch your mouth, girl. 188 00:14:14,032 --> 00:14:16,000 They can remember that shit... I mean stuff. 189 00:14:16,101 --> 00:14:18,569 - Y'all see Calvin baby boy? - Hey, Coley. 190 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,900 You know that should have been your baby. 191 00:14:21,006 --> 00:14:22,496 I know. 192 00:14:22,607 --> 00:14:26,600 After Calvin and I stopped dating, he started thinkin' small. 193 00:14:26,711 --> 00:14:30,112 He opted for the Happy Meal instead of the Super Size. 194 00:14:30,215 --> 00:14:31,842 No, he opted for less drama. 195 00:14:33,644 --> 00:14:37,273 - It's her six-foot Pocahontas weave. - That's what it is. 196 00:14:37,382 --> 00:14:40,510 She ain't weavin' it up like most of y'all in here. 197 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:43,815 Y'all just mad 'cause she got a little Indian in her family. 198 00:14:43,921 --> 00:14:47,015 Please. That girl got perm in her family. 199 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,922 Why every time I come in here, you start up with me? 200 00:14:49,027 --> 00:14:51,291 You know I got love for you. 201 00:14:51,396 --> 00:14:55,662 If you got that much love for me, tell Janelle to give me my rent 202 00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:57,826 before I turn off the power in here 203 00:14:57,935 --> 00:15:00,733 and have all you ladies runnin' out screaming. 204 00:15:01,406 --> 00:15:02,498 Bye, Gina. 205 00:15:02,874 --> 00:15:05,707 How come you not playing with Coley? 206 00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:09,041 You're just my baby. Yes, he is. 207 00:15:13,618 --> 00:15:16,052 Stop. Say grace first. 208 00:15:18,756 --> 00:15:20,348 Jesus wept. 209 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:21,550 Why? 210 00:15:22,393 --> 00:15:23,519 Why what? 211 00:15:23,628 --> 00:15:26,392 Why did Jesus weep? 212 00:15:26,497 --> 00:15:29,728 - 'Cause he was sad. - Why was he sad? 213 00:15:31,035 --> 00:15:33,731 'Cause they didn't let him eat his biscuit. 214 00:15:33,838 --> 00:15:36,432 Now, you know I helped raise you better than that. 215 00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:38,600 Raised you like you was my own son. 216 00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:40,643 Qkay. I gotta go, Miss Emma. 217 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:45,240 When you get back here, you better tell me why Jesus wept. 218 00:15:49,856 --> 00:15:51,483 You know what? He probably was mad 219 00:15:51,591 --> 00:15:55,322 'cause they wouldn't let him put jelly on his biscuit before he left. 220 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,349 I ain't seen you in two days. 221 00:16:19,452 --> 00:16:22,012 And why you look so damn tired? 222 00:16:22,122 --> 00:16:24,283 Ricky, just be a man and let me know. 223 00:16:24,391 --> 00:16:25,449 I'm being a man. 224 00:16:25,558 --> 00:16:27,890 If you got somebody else, then just say it. 225 00:16:27,994 --> 00:16:30,656 You don't need to be slippin' and slidin' and hidin'. 226 00:16:30,764 --> 00:16:33,096 Nobody hidin'. This ain't no subterfuge. 227 00:16:33,199 --> 00:16:35,497 - I just been busy. - Doin' what? 228 00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:38,571 'Cause you sure ain't doin' me. Who you doin'? 229 00:16:38,671 --> 00:16:41,265 And what the hell is a subter-fudge? 230 00:16:41,374 --> 00:16:44,002 Listen, you know how it is, all right? 231 00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:46,340 When we together, we together. 232 00:16:46,446 --> 00:16:48,414 And when we not, we not. 233 00:16:49,149 --> 00:16:51,617 That Ricky, he's the man. 234 00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:53,583 Please. He's a clown. 235 00:16:53,686 --> 00:16:55,745 Be like Mike, not like Rick. 236 00:16:55,855 --> 00:16:59,086 If I was like Mike, would you like me? 237 00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:00,454 - Brad Pitt. - Mel Gibson. 238 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,688 - Bill Clinton. - Bill Clinton? 239 00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:07,190 He's a freak, and I likes me a freaky man. 240 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,818 If I had to choose me a white boy to sleep with, 241 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,556 - I'd have to say Mini-Me. - Mini-Me? 242 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:12,562 Use your head. 243 00:17:13,848 --> 00:17:15,873 - What? - What? 244 00:17:15,984 --> 00:17:18,646 Use your head. 245 00:17:18,753 --> 00:17:20,152 You bad girl! 246 00:17:23,057 --> 00:17:25,685 Excuse me, Miss Watson. I'm sorry. 247 00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:27,351 Hey, Dinka. 248 00:17:27,462 --> 00:17:29,054 - Good morning. - What's up, D? 249 00:17:29,163 --> 00:17:31,495 Thank you, Dinka. They look great. 250 00:17:31,599 --> 00:17:33,760 - Beautiful shoes. - Thank you, Dinka. 251 00:17:40,108 --> 00:17:43,009 Damn a Mini-Me. I'll take me one of those. 252 00:17:43,111 --> 00:17:46,376 All I'm saying is we need to keep our eye on Trent Lott. 253 00:17:46,481 --> 00:17:48,574 We need to know where his ass is at all times. He racist! 254 00:17:50,355 --> 00:17:52,789 He's the poster child for stupid white men. 255 00:17:52,891 --> 00:17:55,951 I don't know about that. Dan Quayle couldn't spell "potato." 256 00:17:56,061 --> 00:17:58,962 You know what? You right about that, Checkers. 257 00:17:59,064 --> 00:18:00,122 You know what? 258 00:18:00,232 --> 00:18:04,328 You can be a stupid white man and get elected president. Twice! 259 00:18:04,436 --> 00:18:08,133 All I'm saying is if you're gonna have oral relations 260 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,732 with an ugly, fat white girl with low self-esteem, lock the door. 261 00:18:14,699 --> 00:18:16,599 Lock the door! Click. 262 00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,430 Handle your business. 263 00:18:18,537 --> 00:18:19,834 There it is. 264 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,600 Calvin, come look. 265 00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:26,802 They're gonna lock your ass up for talkin' like that. 266 00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:33,811 When did they put that up? 267 00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:35,887 Guess it ain't no titty bar. 268 00:18:39,191 --> 00:18:40,419 Hold up. 269 00:18:44,095 --> 00:18:45,687 I can't believe this. 270 00:18:47,132 --> 00:18:49,225 - Quentin! - Hey, Calvin. 271 00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:52,866 You like our sign? Not too flashy, I hope. 272 00:18:52,971 --> 00:18:55,997 I don't want it to fight the funk of the neighborhood. 273 00:18:56,107 --> 00:18:59,201 I thought this was a club. What is Nappy Cutz? 274 00:18:59,311 --> 00:19:00,710 You never heard of us? 275 00:19:00,812 --> 00:19:04,179 It's a franchise, the black man's answer to Supercuts. 276 00:19:04,282 --> 00:19:05,874 Got ten locations nationwide. 277 00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:09,751 This'll be the first one in Chicago. 278 00:19:09,854 --> 00:19:13,585 Ten chairs with every amenity the African-American male desires. 279 00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:16,390 - Qn my block? - It's just an alternative. 280 00:19:16,501 --> 00:19:18,366 You the man. Your shop is legendary. 281 00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:20,995 Qnly business on the block to survive the riots of '68. 282 00:19:21,106 --> 00:19:22,573 We can't compete with you. 283 00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:26,704 I gotta go. 284 00:19:26,811 --> 00:19:31,180 Listen, when 24/7 opens, I'd love to buy you a latte. 285 00:19:31,282 --> 00:19:34,046 I can buy my own damn latte. 286 00:19:34,152 --> 00:19:38,316 I know what this is. You're tryin' to compete with us. 287 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,392 It's not a competition. 288 00:19:43,661 --> 00:19:45,288 It's a rout. 289 00:19:45,396 --> 00:19:48,229 Your business will be closed in six months, seven at the most. 290 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,324 When the bank forecloses, I'm gonna buy your shop 291 00:19:50,435 --> 00:19:52,494 and turn it into a more viable cash cow, 292 00:19:52,604 --> 00:19:54,834 like a Bally's or a Jamba Juice. 293 00:19:54,939 --> 00:19:58,306 We could bypass all the stress if you would sell it to me now. 294 00:20:00,011 --> 00:20:03,344 But of course you wouldn't do that... too much pride. 295 00:20:03,448 --> 00:20:05,245 And I respect that. 296 00:20:10,088 --> 00:20:11,749 I respect that, too. 297 00:20:19,364 --> 00:20:20,763 You be safe out there. 298 00:20:20,865 --> 00:20:23,333 I was gonna say the same thing to you. 299 00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:29,702 What did slick-head negro want? 300 00:20:29,808 --> 00:20:32,709 These guys fittin' to open a shop on our block? 301 00:20:32,811 --> 00:20:34,779 They're gonna take all our customers. 302 00:20:34,879 --> 00:20:36,676 Quality Land Development buyin' up everything. 303 00:20:36,781 --> 00:20:38,578 We just gotta step up our game. 304 00:20:39,317 --> 00:20:41,877 Hey, Rick, you handled that deposit for me? 305 00:20:45,857 --> 00:20:48,758 You gonna have to cool it on these extra activities. 306 00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:52,591 I don't care about your vampire hours as long as you do what I ask. 307 00:20:52,697 --> 00:20:54,392 It's not what you think. 308 00:20:54,499 --> 00:20:56,399 - I had some... - Some bullshit to do. 309 00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:59,129 You should've asked me, someone more dependable. 310 00:20:59,237 --> 00:21:00,761 Both of you can kiss my ass. 311 00:21:00,872 --> 00:21:04,239 Hold up, don't fall apart. Don't fall apart. 312 00:21:04,342 --> 00:21:05,673 Not right now, okay? 313 00:21:05,777 --> 00:21:08,007 We got competition on the block. 314 00:21:08,112 --> 00:21:10,307 And I guess change, that's a good thing, right? 315 00:21:11,613 --> 00:21:14,946 Well, it's free enterprise. This is America. 316 00:21:15,050 --> 00:21:16,142 Shut up, Dinka. 317 00:21:16,251 --> 00:21:19,778 - Survival of the fittest. - Says the privileged white boy. 318 00:21:19,888 --> 00:21:22,721 The privileged white boy do a better job on that fade. 319 00:21:23,859 --> 00:21:26,350 You're starting to cross the line. Relax yourself. 320 00:21:26,461 --> 00:21:28,395 Quit it. Quit it. 321 00:21:29,431 --> 00:21:31,991 Don't sweat it, Cal. We got your back no matter what. 322 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:35,729 Come on, everybody, let's go back. This ain't nothin'. 323 00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:38,601 I've seen this many times. They come and they go. 324 00:21:38,707 --> 00:21:41,403 We gonna be all right. We gonna be fine. 325 00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:45,105 - Man, why you trippin' back there? - Why you frontin', man? 326 00:21:45,213 --> 00:21:47,204 I know you're supposed to be the superstar, 327 00:21:47,315 --> 00:21:50,307 but don't you ever roll up on my customers. 328 00:21:50,418 --> 00:21:52,613 - What was you thinkin'? - You're right, man. 329 00:21:52,721 --> 00:21:55,986 Qkay, it's my bad. It's my bad. 330 00:21:56,091 --> 00:21:58,389 His fade was a little crooked, though. 331 00:22:00,595 --> 00:22:02,961 It's hard being that good, ain't it? 332 00:22:03,064 --> 00:22:05,828 Look, Cal, it's nappy-cutz. com. 333 00:22:06,935 --> 00:22:08,368 t's the professiorhaism that is bestowed uporh me 334 00:22:10,979 --> 00:22:13,243 wherh come irhto Nappy Cutz that appreciate. 335 00:22:13,348 --> 00:22:15,179 Did that boy say "bestowed upon me"? 336 00:22:15,283 --> 00:22:16,409 That's what it sounded like. 337 00:22:16,518 --> 00:22:18,543 t's the bikirhi waxes that ove... 338 00:22:18,654 --> 00:22:20,315 Look at the couches, man, and the lighting. 339 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,650 Look at that. 340 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,520 Last week had me a mik bath. 341 00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:25,217 What? 342 00:22:25,327 --> 00:22:26,521 Oh. baby. 343 00:22:26,628 --> 00:22:29,096 They dippin' sisters in milk over there? 344 00:22:29,197 --> 00:22:33,327 Give me some cookies. I'll go over there myself. 345 00:22:36,038 --> 00:22:37,869 Was that... 346 00:22:37,973 --> 00:22:40,533 - That was him! - It looked like him. 347 00:22:40,642 --> 00:22:42,610 That's a look-alike. How can they get him? 348 00:22:42,711 --> 00:22:44,042 Turn that mess off. 349 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:47,614 That little girl is nasty! 350 00:22:48,717 --> 00:22:49,809 Back to work. 351 00:22:49,918 --> 00:22:52,512 Checker Fred, back to checkers. 352 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,089 My boys up in Memphis go to Nappy Cut. 353 00:22:55,190 --> 00:22:57,181 They said it's off the chain. 354 00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,123 They got honeys in bikinis, 355 00:22:59,227 --> 00:23:01,161 be serving wine when they walk through the door. 356 00:23:01,263 --> 00:23:02,491 That ain't nothin'. 357 00:23:02,597 --> 00:23:05,725 I heard they got fish in the floor, swimming. 358 00:23:05,834 --> 00:23:07,392 You standin' on top of them. 359 00:23:07,502 --> 00:23:10,164 You could pick a fish out, get it baked, broiled, 360 00:23:10,272 --> 00:23:13,639 fried, grilled, fondued, souffl�d, 361 00:23:13,742 --> 00:23:15,801 - saut�ed, sushied, all that. - Fondued? 362 00:23:15,911 --> 00:23:18,209 I like that whole massage thing. 363 00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,541 That's tight. 364 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,377 Let me tell you all somethin'. 365 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,314 That's not a real barbershop. 366 00:23:23,418 --> 00:23:27,616 That's a fake, franchise, corporate version of a barbershop. 367 00:23:27,723 --> 00:23:29,247 That's why they got gimmicks. 368 00:23:29,357 --> 00:23:31,985 They ain't got no real character up in there. 369 00:23:32,094 --> 00:23:35,655 A real barbershop got real people, real conversation, 370 00:23:35,764 --> 00:23:38,733 and most of all, real barbers, and that's what we got here. 371 00:23:39,901 --> 00:23:41,562 Calvin, my man! 372 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,160 Qh, God. 373 00:23:43,271 --> 00:23:45,865 Kenard. Hold up. Dude, look... 374 00:23:45,974 --> 00:23:47,839 I love you, cuz. I love you, man. 375 00:23:47,943 --> 00:23:50,036 I finished barber school on Wednesday, 376 00:23:50,145 --> 00:23:51,942 and now I'm working in a shop today. 377 00:23:52,047 --> 00:23:55,141 That's how family supposed to do for each other. 378 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:58,185 - Did Jennifer call you? - I spoke to her this morning. 379 00:23:58,286 --> 00:24:01,016 Did she tell you that maybe I'll try you out? Maybe? 380 00:24:01,123 --> 00:24:02,556 I'm down with trying out. 381 00:24:02,657 --> 00:24:06,320 I'm about to be Rookie of the Year up in here. 382 00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:09,321 That's me, man? 383 00:24:10,899 --> 00:24:13,868 Baby, you're putting me in the front chair? 384 00:24:13,969 --> 00:24:15,869 The best chair in the shop. 385 00:24:15,971 --> 00:24:18,166 That's how family supposed to do. 386 00:24:18,273 --> 00:24:19,968 You right, too much love. 387 00:24:20,075 --> 00:24:23,101 What's up, player? How you feelin'? All right. 388 00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:25,702 Freddie Douglass! You old school! Come on. 389 00:24:25,814 --> 00:24:28,749 You can do it. Come on, now. All right! 390 00:24:28,850 --> 00:24:30,181 What's up, girlfriend? 391 00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:33,651 Qkay, okay. What's up, brother? 392 00:24:33,755 --> 00:24:35,313 Everything cool? 393 00:24:35,423 --> 00:24:37,186 Don't leave me hanging. 394 00:24:37,292 --> 00:24:39,385 Mutombo! What'd you shave your head for? 395 00:24:39,494 --> 00:24:42,463 I'm with you, brother. We goin' back to Africa. 396 00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:47,098 Beauties. 397 00:24:48,537 --> 00:24:49,697 Hello. 398 00:24:50,272 --> 00:24:51,398 Mia! 399 00:24:53,942 --> 00:24:54,931 Naomi! 400 00:24:55,043 --> 00:24:57,204 You know you know me. 401 00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,510 I know you not gonna let him put them pictures up, 402 00:25:00,615 --> 00:25:03,413 not when you made me take Lola Falana down. 403 00:25:03,518 --> 00:25:04,780 Kenard. 404 00:25:04,886 --> 00:25:07,047 It's a probationary period. 405 00:25:07,155 --> 00:25:10,318 You understand probation, don't you? 406 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:11,619 Who is this orphan? 407 00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:13,983 All right, all right. 408 00:25:15,154 --> 00:25:17,088 Rich, where you at, man? 409 00:25:17,190 --> 00:25:20,626 Ain't never seen nothin' like that in your life. 410 00:25:22,095 --> 00:25:23,357 Yeah, that's good. 411 00:25:24,797 --> 00:25:26,094 Tighten myself up. 412 00:25:26,199 --> 00:25:28,963 Yo, Big C, explain him. 413 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:32,068 Call my wife, man. That's her people. 414 00:25:32,171 --> 00:25:33,433 Damn. 415 00:25:34,207 --> 00:25:36,334 Who's next? Come on. 416 00:25:36,442 --> 00:25:39,343 Have a seat right here. Kenard's chair. 417 00:25:43,316 --> 00:25:45,750 That aroma is kind of gettin' to me. 418 00:25:45,852 --> 00:25:46,682 What kind of coffee is that? 419 00:25:48,452 --> 00:25:51,888 It's not a coffee. It's a chai with soy. 420 00:25:51,989 --> 00:25:54,457 Qkay, so it's herbal. Yeah, it's herbal. 421 00:25:54,558 --> 00:25:57,618 You must be a lot like me. You lactose intolerant. 422 00:25:57,728 --> 00:26:00,629 Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant. I go near a cow, 423 00:26:00,731 --> 00:26:03,962 and my behind blow up like Dizzy Gillespie. 424 00:26:04,635 --> 00:26:06,330 Downright flatulent. 425 00:26:07,271 --> 00:26:08,568 And the smell. 426 00:26:08,672 --> 00:26:10,936 Man, the smell that come out of there, 427 00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:13,601 it's so bad, sometimes I have to set myself outside. 428 00:26:13,710 --> 00:26:16,178 I'm not lactose intolerant, all right? 429 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,511 I have a very healthy metabolism. 430 00:26:19,616 --> 00:26:24,315 I tried to have some of them little, bitty Milky Ways... the small one. 431 00:26:24,421 --> 00:26:26,753 I ate two of them at a party one night, 432 00:26:26,857 --> 00:26:28,984 and, man, it just got... 433 00:26:31,895 --> 00:26:35,763 I just couldn't control it. It was the lactose intoleration. 434 00:26:35,866 --> 00:26:37,959 Listen, I'm not lactose intolerant. 435 00:26:38,068 --> 00:26:42,300 Look, man, all that's fine. I'm trying to help you. 436 00:26:42,406 --> 00:26:44,499 It's just not fair for your date. 437 00:26:44,608 --> 00:26:47,168 You gotta think about if you on a date 438 00:26:47,277 --> 00:26:49,541 and you up here sneakin' 'em off, 439 00:26:49,646 --> 00:26:51,773 and she's trying to wonder, 440 00:26:51,882 --> 00:26:56,251 "He seem like he dressed nice, he seems clean, but what is that smell?" 441 00:26:56,353 --> 00:26:59,413 And you tryin' to act like you ain't got no... 442 00:26:59,523 --> 00:27:02,048 Take care of yourself. 443 00:27:02,159 --> 00:27:05,492 Sir, I am very nice to black people, okay? 444 00:27:05,596 --> 00:27:06,688 Nice to black people? 445 00:27:06,797 --> 00:27:08,890 You better be, especially me. 446 00:27:08,999 --> 00:27:11,559 I keep my stuff with me, okay? I cut you. 447 00:27:11,668 --> 00:27:16,196 You can look me up on the Internet, www.cut-a-mother.com. 448 00:27:16,306 --> 00:27:18,934 That's me right there lookin' at you. 449 00:27:26,483 --> 00:27:28,417 - Hey, watch it! - Move! 450 00:27:42,866 --> 00:27:45,198 Your precious love 451 00:27:50,374 --> 00:27:52,274 Your precious love 452 00:27:54,278 --> 00:27:58,578 Heaven must have sent you from above 453 00:27:58,682 --> 00:28:01,048 Must have sent you, baby 454 00:28:01,151 --> 00:28:05,349 Heaven must have sent your precious love 455 00:28:05,455 --> 00:28:08,720 Your precious love 456 00:28:08,825 --> 00:28:11,623 To find a love like ours 457 00:28:11,728 --> 00:28:12,922 Stop! 458 00:28:13,764 --> 00:28:16,995 - To find - To find 459 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:18,226 With your finger. 460 00:28:18,335 --> 00:28:19,700 To find 461 00:28:19,903 --> 00:28:21,803 To find 462 00:28:21,905 --> 00:28:23,998 Your finger goin' up there, but you not. 463 00:28:24,107 --> 00:28:26,735 I need to find a new tenor. 464 00:28:26,843 --> 00:28:30,677 Man. I wish my brother Darnell was out. 465 00:28:43,593 --> 00:28:45,618 Eddie, where you goin'? 466 00:28:59,756 --> 00:29:02,054 What the hell's the matter with you? 467 00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:05,851 Taxi! 468 00:29:08,465 --> 00:29:11,229 - Get out of the way, fool! - I can't wait for you. 469 00:29:24,581 --> 00:29:27,277 There's a guy on the other side of the rig! 470 00:29:30,753 --> 00:29:33,620 Get off the truck! Get off! 471 00:30:07,846 --> 00:30:09,814 You wanna know my name, right? 472 00:30:09,915 --> 00:30:11,382 Yeah. 473 00:30:11,483 --> 00:30:13,144 Loretta. 474 00:30:15,687 --> 00:30:17,018 Yeah. 475 00:30:25,530 --> 00:30:27,589 I'm not saying we made out of money. 476 00:30:27,699 --> 00:30:30,293 I'm just saying we need to step it up a little bit. 477 00:30:30,402 --> 00:30:32,734 We're about to get punked by Nappy Cutz. 478 00:30:32,838 --> 00:30:35,033 If you don't think big, you'll never be big. 479 00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:38,940 Calvin, you run a family operation. You do not need to step it up. 480 00:30:39,044 --> 00:30:42,810 Them clowns at Nappy Cutz, they're not about to take away your business. 481 00:30:42,914 --> 00:30:46,179 Your shop is a neighborhood institution. 482 00:30:46,284 --> 00:30:47,342 Come on. 483 00:30:47,452 --> 00:30:50,444 People don't care about institutions. They got fish in the floor. 484 00:30:51,423 --> 00:30:52,890 Just swimmin' around. 485 00:30:52,991 --> 00:30:57,087 You can get it fried, baked, saut�ed, sushi... 486 00:30:57,195 --> 00:31:00,596 - Who told you that? - Little Rodney at the shop. 487 00:31:00,699 --> 00:31:03,793 Little Rodney told you he saw fish in the floor. 488 00:31:03,902 --> 00:31:06,598 Well, he actually didn't see the fish in the floor, 489 00:31:06,705 --> 00:31:08,229 but his cousin in Atlanta saw fish. 490 00:31:08,340 --> 00:31:09,329 You know that's ridiculous. 491 00:31:10,638 --> 00:31:12,697 Little Rodney probably heard it from somebody 492 00:31:12,807 --> 00:31:15,037 who heard it from somebody else who was at Nappy Cutz 493 00:31:15,143 --> 00:31:17,441 when they dropped their Filet-Q-Fish orh the floor. 494 00:31:23,518 --> 00:31:26,214 That's ridiculous. I can't believe you said that. 495 00:31:34,362 --> 00:31:37,854 Sun salutation, ladies. 496 00:31:37,965 --> 00:31:41,924 Feet together, bringing it to prayer pose. 497 00:31:42,036 --> 00:31:45,164 And reach! 498 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,428 Butterfly, butterfly. 499 00:31:50,197 --> 00:31:52,028 Bringing it back to prayer pose. 500 00:31:53,533 --> 00:31:55,660 Deep ujjayi breath. 501 00:31:55,769 --> 00:31:57,760 Breathing in radiance, 502 00:31:57,871 --> 00:32:00,897 beauty, light. 503 00:32:01,675 --> 00:32:04,371 Breathing out any heavy burdens. 504 00:32:04,478 --> 00:32:09,177 The key to enlightenment is to work through your anger, 505 00:32:09,283 --> 00:32:12,081 not have your anger work through you. 506 00:32:13,820 --> 00:32:15,185 First position. 507 00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:19,015 Qne, two, three. 508 00:32:19,126 --> 00:32:21,424 He ain't shit! He ain't shit! 509 00:32:34,107 --> 00:32:36,541 Jimmy! What's the deal? 510 00:32:36,643 --> 00:32:37,905 What's up? 511 00:32:39,946 --> 00:32:42,073 Lookin' good, baby boy! 512 00:32:42,182 --> 00:32:44,047 Always, always. 513 00:32:44,151 --> 00:32:45,379 Still ain't shit. 514 00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:46,747 Just a little while ago, he was cuttin' hair. 515 00:32:50,251 --> 00:32:53,152 - Good morning. Good morning. - Alderman Brown's office. 516 00:32:53,254 --> 00:32:54,721 - Good morning, Maggie. - Good morning, sir. 517 00:32:54,822 --> 00:32:58,189 - Any messages? - Yes, sir. A whole stack. 518 00:33:00,695 --> 00:33:02,253 - Good morning, Alderman. - Good morning. 519 00:33:02,363 --> 00:33:05,230 - Good morning, sir. - Good morning, Jimmy. 520 00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:08,734 - I'd like a moment if you have it. - I don't. This faithful constituent 521 00:33:08,836 --> 00:33:11,031 is in need of counsel, and I have to provide it. 522 00:33:11,138 --> 00:33:13,470 Reach one, teach one. Remember that. 523 00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:16,975 It's an issue of vital importance and it'll only take a minute. 524 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,807 - You have 59 seconds. - Thank you. 525 00:33:23,851 --> 00:33:26,319 - Have a seat. - Thank you, sir. 526 00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:27,444 Not you. 527 00:33:30,691 --> 00:33:33,159 I wanted to bring to your attention a particular concern of mine. 528 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:35,286 Are you familiar with Calvin's Barbershop on 79th and Exchange? 529 00:33:37,384 --> 00:33:40,046 Yeah, I'm aware of it. 530 00:33:40,153 --> 00:33:42,713 They're opening a Nappy Cutz across the street. 531 00:33:42,823 --> 00:33:45,451 Yeah, I know all about it. 532 00:33:46,293 --> 00:33:48,591 Shouldn't we do something about that? 533 00:33:51,798 --> 00:33:53,095 Why should we? 534 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,533 Competition is a cornerstone of democracy. 535 00:33:56,637 --> 00:33:59,606 The future is not what it used to be. Remember that. 536 00:33:59,706 --> 00:34:04,075 But you did say you wanted to keep that particular area fertile 537 00:34:04,177 --> 00:34:05,872 for small-business interests. 538 00:34:05,979 --> 00:34:09,380 Fertile. I did say that, didn't I? 539 00:34:09,483 --> 00:34:13,943 This boy is gonna be the governor of the state of Illinois one day 540 00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:16,579 if he learns to do what I say when I say it. 541 00:34:17,457 --> 00:34:21,951 Now, I'm not one for explanations, explanatory things explained. 542 00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:25,156 Write a report and have it on my desk by the end of the month. 543 00:34:25,265 --> 00:34:27,756 Sir, I think we should move faster than that. 544 00:34:27,868 --> 00:34:30,701 Think need, not speed. 545 00:34:30,804 --> 00:34:35,434 It's better to measure a thing ten times and cut once 546 00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:38,739 than to measure once and cut ten times. 547 00:34:38,845 --> 00:34:41,211 Your minute is up, son. 548 00:34:48,955 --> 00:34:51,116 This is gonna be great for the neighborhood. 549 00:34:51,224 --> 00:34:52,657 We'll see. 550 00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:54,283 Here he comes. 551 00:34:57,597 --> 00:34:59,656 - What's up, Samir? - Not much. 552 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:01,233 - How are you doing? - All right. 553 00:35:01,334 --> 00:35:03,700 Very nice shirt on you. 554 00:35:03,804 --> 00:35:05,829 We need to talk to you, Calvin. 555 00:35:05,939 --> 00:35:07,304 What's going on? 556 00:35:07,407 --> 00:35:09,807 We've been approached by Quality Land Development. 557 00:35:09,910 --> 00:35:12,674 They're building a cineplex there and they're making us an offer. 558 00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:14,838 We're thinking about taking that offer. 559 00:35:14,948 --> 00:35:16,973 The money isn't bad. 560 00:35:17,084 --> 00:35:19,552 Plus, the money isn't bad. 561 00:35:19,653 --> 00:35:23,680 Stew sold him his cleaners and took his Viagra-popping ass to Miami. 562 00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:25,519 I ain't mad at the brother. 563 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:28,856 What's that got to do with me? You got your mind made up. 564 00:35:28,962 --> 00:35:32,125 No, we haven't. But I bet if you came on board 565 00:35:32,232 --> 00:35:35,531 and sold them the barbershop, they'd probably pay us double. 566 00:35:35,635 --> 00:35:37,967 - That would change my mind. - Absolutely. 567 00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:40,369 - Y'all know I can't do that. - Why not? 568 00:35:40,474 --> 00:35:41,941 We've been there since '58. 569 00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:45,638 So if y'all wanna sell and go down to Florida 570 00:35:45,746 --> 00:35:48,840 with them funky-ass voting booths, you can go ahead. 571 00:35:48,949 --> 00:35:50,917 But I've gotta keep mine. 572 00:35:51,017 --> 00:35:51,711 You're making a mistake, bro. 573 00:35:52,999 --> 00:35:56,264 No, my friend, you're thinking about this all the wrong way. 574 00:35:56,369 --> 00:35:59,532 Calvin, there's a lot of money to be made here, son. 575 00:35:59,639 --> 00:36:01,038 Go talk to your boy. 576 00:36:02,075 --> 00:36:05,044 Come on, babies. Today is the day. 577 00:36:05,145 --> 00:36:07,875 We came a long road to get here. 578 00:36:07,981 --> 00:36:09,141 Pay attention. 579 00:36:09,249 --> 00:36:10,841 Lighten up. 580 00:36:10,950 --> 00:36:13,578 You come in here some days 581 00:36:13,686 --> 00:36:15,677 looking like Joe Frazier in Jamaica. 582 00:36:15,788 --> 00:36:19,349 People don't like that. You're too pretty. 583 00:36:19,459 --> 00:36:20,858 Learn how to cook. 584 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,222 I know how to cook. 585 00:36:22,328 --> 00:36:25,388 Make him hush puppies or a Spanish omelet. 586 00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:28,698 - Hey there, Calvin. - Hey, Calvin. 587 00:36:30,036 --> 00:36:31,628 - What's up, Cal? - Yo, Isaac. 588 00:36:31,738 --> 00:36:33,467 What's up, boss man? 589 00:36:33,573 --> 00:36:35,700 You all know why I called this meeting. 590 00:36:35,808 --> 00:36:39,767 Nappy Necks, whatever they want to call theyself across the street, 591 00:36:39,879 --> 00:36:41,972 is openin' up in three weeks, 592 00:36:42,081 --> 00:36:44,174 and they're tryin' to get our ass out of here, 593 00:36:44,284 --> 00:36:46,775 like it or not, and we ain't havin' it. 594 00:36:46,886 --> 00:36:48,945 - You know what I mean? - Damn straight. 595 00:36:49,055 --> 00:36:50,750 So my plan is this. 596 00:36:50,857 --> 00:36:53,519 Fire up the barbecue in the back, 597 00:36:53,626 --> 00:36:57,084 have a little customer-appreciation cookout. 598 00:36:57,197 --> 00:36:59,222 That's smart. That's good thinking. 599 00:36:59,899 --> 00:37:03,733 Just burgers and dogs, free haircuts for the kids. 600 00:37:04,504 --> 00:37:07,200 Show the people we care about 'em. 601 00:37:07,307 --> 00:37:09,673 Show them that whatever they goin' through, 602 00:37:09,776 --> 00:37:11,334 we down with them. 603 00:37:11,444 --> 00:37:12,433 - You feel me? - I feel you, Calvin. 604 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:14,926 Definitely. 605 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:17,331 Man, I feel all of that. 606 00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:18,903 It all makes sense. 607 00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:21,837 That's why I got to raise your booth rent. 608 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:23,498 What? 609 00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:25,200 You can't do that. 610 00:37:25,310 --> 00:37:27,904 - It's my first day. - Why, Calvin? 611 00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:30,711 We got to pay for this somehow. 612 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:36,046 Forget about it. We in a crisis, and you can double my rent. 613 00:37:36,154 --> 00:37:38,145 - You don't even pay no rent. - What? 614 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:41,091 In that case, triple it, then. 615 00:37:41,193 --> 00:37:44,424 Not to throw salt, but why you don't pay no booth rent? 616 00:37:44,529 --> 00:37:48,898 I don't pay rent 'cause I don't pay rent. Qkay? 617 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,333 So pour out your cup of haterade and sop it up off the floor 618 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:54,029 and get some business. 619 00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:57,734 Also, I want to institute a couple of new rules. 620 00:37:57,843 --> 00:38:00,573 You comin' at me with too much. 621 00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:03,147 That's all for one day. Take baby steps. 622 00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:06,247 Rule number one... no more profanity. 623 00:38:06,352 --> 00:38:08,843 I know you about to say something. Don't even say it. 624 00:38:08,955 --> 00:38:12,618 I ain't sayin' nothin'. I'm thinkin' it. 625 00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:15,390 Rule number two... don't be late. 626 00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:18,622 Who was it that said, "Be on time for something other than..." 627 00:38:18,731 --> 00:38:21,291 - "...before 11:00 at the club." - That's what it was. 628 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,460 Y'all got jokes. My bad. 629 00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:27,767 Kenard, them Jet beauties, they got to go, man. 630 00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:29,272 Good. 631 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:32,139 They're my inspiration, my muses. 632 00:38:32,244 --> 00:38:34,712 He made me take down my picture of Lola Falana. 633 00:38:34,814 --> 00:38:37,146 I can't cut without the butt. 634 00:38:37,249 --> 00:38:40,377 That's perfect for me 'cause maybe you'll quit. 635 00:38:41,854 --> 00:38:43,048 That's what I thought. 636 00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:46,886 We're going to be more family friendly around here, 637 00:38:46,993 --> 00:38:49,655 and I want everybody to start greeting the customers by name. 638 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:54,692 How are we supposed to know everybody's name? 639 00:38:54,804 --> 00:38:56,066 That's ridiculous. 640 00:38:57,039 --> 00:38:58,768 He's not even showing up. 641 00:38:58,874 --> 00:39:00,933 Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! 642 00:39:02,144 --> 00:39:05,671 All that yapping leads me to rule number three... 643 00:39:05,781 --> 00:39:08,272 no more loud talking. 644 00:39:08,384 --> 00:39:09,476 What?! 645 00:39:25,167 --> 00:39:26,691 Watch it. 646 00:39:35,945 --> 00:39:37,173 Thank you, Calvin. 647 00:39:37,279 --> 00:39:40,680 Horace, thanks, man. I appreciate your coming through. 648 00:39:40,783 --> 00:39:42,182 All right, Calvin. 649 00:39:42,284 --> 00:39:44,309 - Take care, man. - No problem. 650 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,821 - Appreciate your business. - All right, Calvin. 651 00:39:47,923 --> 00:39:49,618 God bless. 652 00:39:50,626 --> 00:39:51,820 All right, Calvin. 653 00:39:51,927 --> 00:39:53,224 Bye, Horace. 654 00:39:59,568 --> 00:40:00,626 You're next. 655 00:40:00,736 --> 00:40:02,328 What's up, Cal? 656 00:40:03,706 --> 00:40:06,368 Thanks for what you're doing. We appreciate it. 657 00:40:11,647 --> 00:40:14,582 - Hi, Jimmy! - Hey, everybody. 658 00:40:14,683 --> 00:40:16,947 This is not happening. We got an appointment. 659 00:40:17,052 --> 00:40:20,783 You gotta get out of the chair. Eight Mile gave me this time exactly. 660 00:40:20,890 --> 00:40:22,152 We're almost done. 661 00:40:22,258 --> 00:40:24,920 I'll be right with you. 662 00:40:25,027 --> 00:40:27,894 I'm terribly sorry about the inconvenience. 663 00:40:28,964 --> 00:40:32,297 Calvin, this is why black business does not succeed. 664 00:40:32,401 --> 00:40:33,629 We're never on time. 665 00:40:33,736 --> 00:40:37,536 You're always coming in late. You leave early. 666 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,972 Giving to the needy and the greedy instead of the deserving. 667 00:40:40,075 --> 00:40:42,509 And double-booking our clients! 668 00:40:42,611 --> 00:40:45,444 Why do you have a schedule if you ain't gonna use it? 669 00:40:45,548 --> 00:40:49,609 It is 11:02. That means your man has to get out of the chair. 670 00:40:49,718 --> 00:40:52,846 That means it's my time, and I'm not havin' it. 671 00:40:52,955 --> 00:40:56,220 Come on, man, you gotta bounce. This is ridiculous. 672 00:40:56,325 --> 00:40:58,054 Vamoose. Come on, let's go. 673 00:40:59,295 --> 00:41:02,287 - Get him. - Sit your ass down! 674 00:41:05,968 --> 00:41:08,528 Come on, have a seat. Enough of it already. 675 00:41:08,637 --> 00:41:09,228 Sit on down, West Wing. 676 00:41:10,556 --> 00:41:13,024 Up in here like you're from Lifestyes of the Rich arhd Famous. 677 00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:16,686 Qnly reason you're in here is 'cause your daddy didn't use a LifeStyle. 678 00:41:16,796 --> 00:41:20,425 I'll tell y'all one thing... all y'all are doomed to fail. 679 00:41:20,533 --> 00:41:24,663 It was nice and quiet in here, the way I like it. 680 00:41:24,770 --> 00:41:28,137 Just hush. Everything was hush. 681 00:41:30,376 --> 00:41:34,403 Free barbecue... food, fun, and free haircuts for the kids. 682 00:41:34,513 --> 00:41:37,004 Bring 'em on down. Bring all the kids. 683 00:41:37,116 --> 00:41:40,847 Here you go, girl. We should have kids 684 00:41:40,953 --> 00:41:44,445 so we can bring 'em down to this barbecue Friday. 685 00:41:44,557 --> 00:41:47,685 I think we can squeeze four out of that ass. 686 00:41:47,793 --> 00:41:49,784 I didn't mean to insult you. We could probably get five. 687 00:41:51,552 --> 00:41:54,214 What's up, Tyson? Free barbecue this Friday. 688 00:41:54,321 --> 00:41:58,018 Don't be eyeballin' me. You ain't hard. I'm just playin'. 689 00:41:58,125 --> 00:41:59,524 Boy, it's hot out here. 690 00:41:59,626 --> 00:42:03,357 I'm tired of handing out these fliers, but my cousin say I gotta do it. 691 00:42:03,464 --> 00:42:06,797 Before they got his ass, they was all over there together... 692 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:10,631 Saddam, Qsama, all of them livin' in a big old beach house 693 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:12,068 just kickin' it. 694 00:42:12,172 --> 00:42:14,936 Got all the money in the world 695 00:42:15,042 --> 00:42:17,408 and some of them ho's from the Snoop video. 696 00:42:17,511 --> 00:42:21,447 They just freakin' 'em. Freakin' em all, boy. 697 00:42:21,548 --> 00:42:24,176 - And Idi Amin over there, too. - I thought he... 698 00:42:24,284 --> 00:42:27,253 No, no, he ain't dead. No, he ain't dead. 699 00:42:27,354 --> 00:42:31,654 You can't kill no big Yaphet Kotto-looking Zulu nigga. 700 00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:34,852 - You know better than that. - Eddie, you need to quit it. 701 00:42:34,962 --> 00:42:36,054 Let me get some ribs! 702 00:42:36,163 --> 00:42:40,532 - Can I fix you a plate, Dinka? - No, I'm trying to watch it. 703 00:42:40,634 --> 00:42:42,329 You don't need to watch it. 704 00:42:44,972 --> 00:42:47,202 She throwin' it at you, dawg. What's up with that? 705 00:42:47,307 --> 00:42:51,767 Shawna is a nice woman, but I don't know if she's the one for me. 706 00:42:51,879 --> 00:42:54,313 Who the one for you? Terri? 707 00:42:54,414 --> 00:42:56,882 You need to let that go. That's not gonna happen. 708 00:42:56,984 --> 00:42:58,281 That's the good news. 709 00:42:58,385 --> 00:43:02,719 You don't need a loud, evil, neck-rollin' chicken-head like Terri. 710 00:43:02,823 --> 00:43:05,087 That's what you need. Go on. 711 00:43:06,026 --> 00:43:07,721 Go on over there. 712 00:43:11,164 --> 00:43:12,324 Go on. 713 00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:17,064 Isaac, run to the store and grab me some ice. 714 00:43:17,170 --> 00:43:19,001 We're running short on ice. 715 00:43:19,106 --> 00:43:21,131 Kenard ain't doin' nothin'. 716 00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:24,174 Yeah, man, but I asked you. 717 00:43:25,579 --> 00:43:27,604 Don't do me like that, man. 718 00:43:27,714 --> 00:43:29,944 Can you get me some ice or not? 719 00:43:30,050 --> 00:43:34,043 No disrespect, Cal, but I've been bustin' my ass in there for you. 720 00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:36,520 I've been bringin' in a lot of business. 721 00:43:36,623 --> 00:43:39,148 - I see you. - So why you treatin' me like a scrub? 722 00:43:39,259 --> 00:43:42,422 I treat you like everybody else around here. 723 00:43:42,529 --> 00:43:45,930 I'm happy you got it goin' on now, but I need some ice. 724 00:43:46,033 --> 00:43:47,967 Can you handle that for me? 725 00:43:49,002 --> 00:43:51,163 - Yeah. - Get the ice. 726 00:43:51,271 --> 00:43:52,829 Two bags. 727 00:43:54,041 --> 00:43:55,804 Thank you, Isaac. 728 00:43:56,343 --> 00:43:57,810 Where you goin'? 729 00:43:57,911 --> 00:43:59,640 Cal wants me to handle some business. 730 00:43:59,746 --> 00:44:01,270 Store run. 731 00:44:02,449 --> 00:44:04,474 Can you bring back some toothpicks? 732 00:44:04,585 --> 00:44:08,043 The minty kind. Minty freshness. 733 00:44:08,155 --> 00:44:09,383 Right on. 734 00:44:09,756 --> 00:44:12,919 Qh, yeah. She want one of Uncle Eddie's burgers. 735 00:44:14,661 --> 00:44:17,755 That is one right there. That's delicious. 736 00:44:18,832 --> 00:44:20,026 This is burnt. 737 00:44:20,133 --> 00:44:22,158 No, baby, that ain't burnt. 738 00:44:22,269 --> 00:44:23,600 That's barbecue. 739 00:44:25,038 --> 00:44:26,528 See that brother over there? 740 00:44:28,241 --> 00:44:29,538 That's burnt. 741 00:44:29,643 --> 00:44:31,634 Well, why can't I have another one? 742 00:44:31,745 --> 00:44:34,475 'Cause you can't. Now, look, it's free, ain't it? 743 00:44:34,581 --> 00:44:37,607 There's people over in Ethiopia starvin', 744 00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:39,845 and you sittin' over here complainin'. 745 00:44:39,953 --> 00:44:42,683 - I'm not gonna eat it. - You sure ain't. 746 00:44:44,491 --> 00:44:47,756 I hate you! I'm gonna tell my auntie. 747 00:44:49,029 --> 00:44:50,860 Go to the crack house and tell her. 748 00:44:50,964 --> 00:44:53,398 Ain't nobody scared! Tell your auntie! 749 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:55,832 This is Eddie. I ain't scared of nothin'. 750 00:44:55,936 --> 00:44:59,064 You can tell whoever you want to. 751 00:44:59,172 --> 00:45:02,232 - What'd you do to that little girl? - I ain't do nothin' to her. 752 00:45:02,342 --> 00:45:05,573 Little Moesha tryin' to criticize my culinary skill. 753 00:45:05,679 --> 00:45:08,170 I ain't scared! Get your auntie! 754 00:45:08,281 --> 00:45:10,374 Eddie, man, don't be so crazy. 755 00:45:10,484 --> 00:45:13,612 I should've known your old ass was startin' trouble. 756 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:16,052 - Hold on, Gina. - Qh, shit. 757 00:45:16,156 --> 00:45:18,420 - It was just a misunderstanding. - Ain't no misunderstanding. 758 00:45:18,525 --> 00:45:20,755 I should've known you was out here actin' a fool. 759 00:45:20,861 --> 00:45:25,764 I'm tryin' to teach little Sister Souljah here some discipline. 760 00:45:28,102 --> 00:45:29,899 Now, it's obvious the way she bein' raised, 761 00:45:30,004 --> 00:45:32,336 she headed straight for the peniten-sherary. 762 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,739 Raised? Maybe if you stopped raising your hand to your mouth, 763 00:45:35,843 --> 00:45:38,744 you wouldn't look like Shamu of the South Side. 764 00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:41,940 Qkay. I see where you're trying to go with it. 765 00:45:42,049 --> 00:45:44,244 What kind of man treat a little girl that way? 766 00:45:44,352 --> 00:45:46,286 I wouldn't expect you to know what a man is. 767 00:45:48,052 --> 00:45:49,314 But I'm gonna give you a clue. 768 00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:51,581 Give you a hint, throw you a lifeline. 769 00:45:51,689 --> 00:45:54,214 It's one of them things you can't keep! 770 00:45:54,325 --> 00:45:56,987 Qh, I can keep a man. I can keep a man. 771 00:45:57,094 --> 00:45:58,061 No, you can't. 772 00:45:58,162 --> 00:46:00,323 I ain't want you, Calvin. What about you? 773 00:46:00,431 --> 00:46:02,763 The last woman you slept with was battery-operated. 774 00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:05,666 So? And she was white, too. 775 00:46:05,769 --> 00:46:08,863 I had a black one, but the bitch didn't know when to keep her mouth shut. 776 00:46:10,641 --> 00:46:13,735 - Why's she gotta be a bitch? - Why you gotta get up on me? 777 00:46:13,844 --> 00:46:16,039 - Be cool, now. - Shut up, Calvin. 778 00:46:16,146 --> 00:46:18,205 - Who you tellin' to shut up? - You. 779 00:46:18,315 --> 00:46:22,217 Everybody get out of here, little kids and big kids. 780 00:46:22,319 --> 00:46:25,049 I'm gonna tell you what the problem is. 781 00:46:25,155 --> 00:46:28,056 What's the problem? What's the problem? 782 00:46:28,158 --> 00:46:31,423 - You don't know your role. - Know your role. Speak on. 783 00:46:31,529 --> 00:46:34,191 Is you living in the dark ages or something? 784 00:46:34,298 --> 00:46:37,096 - Do I look like Gina Cleaver? - Hell, no. 785 00:46:37,201 --> 00:46:40,864 What's your role, watching ESPN and holding your shit all day? 786 00:46:42,973 --> 00:46:45,669 Ain't nothin' wrong with that. Nothin' wrong with that. 787 00:46:45,776 --> 00:46:46,868 What you tryin' to say? 788 00:46:46,977 --> 00:46:50,276 Get your lazy ass off my couch and get a job. 789 00:46:50,381 --> 00:46:51,973 Get a damn job. 790 00:46:52,082 --> 00:46:53,413 Y'all got all the jobs. 791 00:46:53,517 --> 00:46:55,382 - That's kind of true. - Shut up, Calvin. 792 00:46:55,486 --> 00:46:58,978 You got one more time to tell me to shut up. 793 00:46:59,089 --> 00:47:01,148 You got a lot of nerve charging these sisters out here 794 00:47:01,258 --> 00:47:04,455 money to get their hair did, and you lookin' like Chewbacca. 795 00:47:07,431 --> 00:47:10,594 Don't listen to him. You look good, girl. 796 00:47:10,701 --> 00:47:13,397 What about you? Look at that damn 'fro. 797 00:47:13,504 --> 00:47:16,371 What you be doin', sweepin' up the shop with it? 798 00:47:19,176 --> 00:47:23,636 I do what Calvin need me to do every now and then. 799 00:47:23,747 --> 00:47:27,843 What Calvin needs you to do is get off your fat ass and cut some heads. 800 00:47:27,952 --> 00:47:31,285 How you gonna talk about size when you one Reese's Pieces away 801 00:47:31,388 --> 00:47:33,288 from Jenny Craig yourself? 802 00:47:33,390 --> 00:47:34,550 What you doin'? 803 00:47:35,259 --> 00:47:38,592 I know you ain't... Don't get in my pool. 804 00:47:38,696 --> 00:47:39,856 I'm in your pool. 805 00:47:39,964 --> 00:47:42,762 Let me tell you something, you old negro spiritual. 806 00:47:42,866 --> 00:47:44,857 Wadin' in the water 807 00:47:44,969 --> 00:47:47,961 The next time you snatch some food out of my niece's hand, 808 00:47:48,072 --> 00:47:49,562 I'm gonna kick your ass, 809 00:47:49,673 --> 00:47:51,834 and then I'm gonna burn your freedom papers. 810 00:47:51,942 --> 00:47:54,376 And trust me, I'm just big enough to do it. 811 00:47:54,478 --> 00:47:57,606 Can't nobody argue with that. 812 00:47:57,715 --> 00:48:00,183 Don't worry. She ain't about to do nothin'. 813 00:48:00,284 --> 00:48:04,618 I got a reputation to keep up around here. 814 00:48:04,722 --> 00:48:07,213 And that little girl is a devil child, now. 815 00:48:07,324 --> 00:48:09,690 Look, I know she bad. That's why you come to me. 816 00:48:09,793 --> 00:48:12,284 She got to snappin' her neck around, 817 00:48:12,396 --> 00:48:13,795 I got to get back at her. 818 00:48:13,897 --> 00:48:18,027 I'm sorry. You make sure she get that, okay? 819 00:48:19,870 --> 00:48:21,701 Put one of them links on. 820 00:48:21,805 --> 00:48:24,330 - You think she want a link? - She want a link. 821 00:48:24,441 --> 00:48:26,602 Which one? Right here? 822 00:48:26,710 --> 00:48:29,076 Give me that one right there. 823 00:48:29,179 --> 00:48:31,079 Qkay. You give her that, now. 824 00:48:31,181 --> 00:48:34,014 You make sure she get that and tell her Uncle Eddie's sorry. 825 00:48:34,118 --> 00:48:36,985 - Me and you cool, all right? - Yeah, we cool. 826 00:48:37,087 --> 00:48:40,318 You got a little somethin' right there. Get that. 827 00:48:40,424 --> 00:48:42,221 Now get your elbow. 828 00:48:42,326 --> 00:48:44,089 I ain't got nothin' on my elbow. 829 00:48:44,194 --> 00:48:46,685 Look like a gingerbread man. 830 00:48:47,665 --> 00:48:50,566 I bet that link don't make it on the inside. 831 00:49:42,519 --> 00:49:44,214 How'd you get with a girl like that? 832 00:49:44,321 --> 00:49:46,551 Get that door for little Calvin, Junior. 833 00:49:46,657 --> 00:49:49,285 I got what they call that savoir faire. 834 00:49:49,393 --> 00:49:51,361 She fine. 835 00:50:10,481 --> 00:50:13,314 Now, I know you ain't payin' that nappy negro no heed. 836 00:50:13,417 --> 00:50:16,944 - Why you even sweatin' it, Cal? - That Web site's been in my head. 837 00:50:17,054 --> 00:50:19,750 That Web site don't mean nothin', Cal, man. 838 00:50:19,857 --> 00:50:23,088 Don't even tell you what it might be like on the inside. 839 00:50:23,193 --> 00:50:25,161 Come on, let's get ready for our customers. 840 00:50:25,262 --> 00:50:27,253 - Jimmy, hold it there. - All right. 841 00:50:27,364 --> 00:50:28,922 Yeah, yeah. 842 00:51:00,664 --> 00:51:02,325 What the hell goin' on? 843 00:51:06,370 --> 00:51:10,272 Since y'all wanna be funny, no rap before 12:00 now. 844 00:51:10,374 --> 00:51:11,671 Come on, man. 845 00:51:13,343 --> 00:51:16,608 Y'all just clownin' up in here. 846 00:51:16,713 --> 00:51:19,546 - Eddie, where the hot wings? - I tried to tell 'em. 847 00:51:21,485 --> 00:51:24,249 You need a man that's gonna take care of you. 848 00:51:24,354 --> 00:51:26,413 I'm talkin' about a good man. 849 00:51:27,124 --> 00:51:28,682 A Muslim man. 850 00:51:28,792 --> 00:51:31,386 - And you that man? - Could be. 851 00:51:31,495 --> 00:51:34,828 Sorry. Qnce you a customer, can't have no relations. 852 00:51:34,932 --> 00:51:36,058 Bad for business. 853 00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:37,793 She just had a pork chop. 854 00:51:37,901 --> 00:51:40,028 She ain't tryin' to hear nothin' about no Nation of Islam. 855 00:51:40,137 --> 00:51:41,627 - Shut up. - I heard that. 856 00:51:41,738 --> 00:51:44,298 That pork be callin' me, too. 857 00:51:44,408 --> 00:51:45,932 Let me tell you somethin'. 858 00:51:46,043 --> 00:51:48,876 Nation of Islam is more than a pork-free diet. 859 00:51:48,979 --> 00:51:51,948 It is the word of Allah as told to the Prophet Muhammad. 860 00:51:52,049 --> 00:51:54,415 Look, all I know is I'm down with Jesus. 861 00:51:54,518 --> 00:51:57,681 Watch what you say 'cause I'm holdin' the clippers. 862 00:51:57,788 --> 00:52:00,086 - Change the subject. - Exactly. 863 00:52:00,190 --> 00:52:01,817 I got a question. 864 00:52:01,925 --> 00:52:04,985 You don't find it odd, as a black woman, 865 00:52:05,095 --> 00:52:07,620 to have a savior who looks like Kenny G? 866 00:52:07,731 --> 00:52:09,289 - Kenny G? - That's right. 867 00:52:09,399 --> 00:52:11,867 Now, his Christmas album was tight. 868 00:52:11,969 --> 00:52:13,937 Look, Jesus is not white. 869 00:52:14,037 --> 00:52:16,198 He's Caublinasian, like Tiger Woods. 870 00:52:16,306 --> 00:52:18,866 And you just about workin' my last nerve. 871 00:52:18,976 --> 00:52:20,773 Pay Calvin. 872 00:52:21,645 --> 00:52:24,512 Speaking of Muslims, is Ahmad Rashad Muslim? 873 00:52:24,615 --> 00:52:26,606 I don't ever see him wear one of those bow ties. 874 00:52:39,763 --> 00:52:41,321 Sorry. Did I wake you? 875 00:52:42,532 --> 00:52:44,193 Late night of creepin'? 876 00:52:45,002 --> 00:52:47,800 You don't know jack about me, girl. 877 00:52:50,274 --> 00:52:52,799 You know what your problem is? 878 00:52:53,844 --> 00:52:56,972 You know what orhe of your problems is? 879 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,480 - You're bitter. - I'm through, is what I am. 880 00:52:59,583 --> 00:53:04,111 That nice Terri routine? Ain't nobody fallin' for that. 881 00:53:04,221 --> 00:53:07,315 A nice woman wouldn't be doggin' my man Dinka. 882 00:53:07,424 --> 00:53:09,358 Dinka? Ain't nobody doggin' him. 883 00:53:09,459 --> 00:53:11,518 That boy's in love with you, girl. 884 00:53:12,963 --> 00:53:15,454 But you don't want a good man, right? 885 00:53:15,565 --> 00:53:17,157 What you want, a roughneck 886 00:53:17,267 --> 00:53:19,633 to cheat on you and slap you around? 887 00:53:19,736 --> 00:53:21,636 - What about them bitches you roll with? - Watch your mouth. 888 00:53:21,738 --> 00:53:23,069 All of them skanky as hell. 889 00:53:23,173 --> 00:53:26,165 "Qoh, I met Shaniqua in the strip club last night." 890 00:53:26,276 --> 00:53:27,607 Those are nice girls? 891 00:53:27,711 --> 00:53:29,804 - You don't know everything. - I know enough. 892 00:53:29,913 --> 00:53:32,507 Hidin' behind some tattoos and a prison record. 893 00:53:34,016 --> 00:53:35,847 - Grow up, be a real man. - Why you even care?! 894 00:54:14,557 --> 00:54:16,149 Show you what to do with this. 895 00:54:16,258 --> 00:54:18,624 Take this right up here, put it on the door, 896 00:54:18,727 --> 00:54:20,661 twist it... pop! 897 00:54:20,763 --> 00:54:22,731 lt'll put you in like Flynn. 898 00:54:22,831 --> 00:54:25,959 You know what else you could do? You get a half pound of C-4, 899 00:54:26,068 --> 00:54:28,559 put a little timer on it... tick, tick, tick, boom! 900 00:54:28,671 --> 00:54:31,936 Blow up the whole block. I got some at the crib. 901 00:54:36,173 --> 00:54:37,162 What's goin' on? 902 00:54:39,343 --> 00:54:41,675 - No. - What? 903 00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:43,905 - Don't even think about it. - That's what I told 'em. 904 00:54:44,014 --> 00:54:46,005 I said the same thing. 905 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:49,486 It's killin' me, man. I just gotta know for myself. 906 00:54:49,553 --> 00:54:51,180 We not breakin' in to Nappy Cutz. 907 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:53,153 You want to know what's in there. 908 00:54:53,257 --> 00:54:54,849 No. The answer's no. 909 00:54:55,826 --> 00:55:00,024 We're not breakin' in. I will not allow it. 910 00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:03,859 Hurry up. 911 00:55:04,434 --> 00:55:07,164 Five minutes. We in, we out. 912 00:55:07,271 --> 00:55:10,206 This is like Ocearh's Eeverh. This is my kind of stuff. 913 00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:11,968 Check this out. 914 00:55:12,909 --> 00:55:15,275 - It's huge! - Size isn't everything. 915 00:55:15,379 --> 00:55:16,573 Keep telling yourself that. 916 00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:22,079 Eddie, what you doin'? 917 00:55:22,185 --> 00:55:24,244 Didn't we come over here to see it? 918 00:55:24,354 --> 00:55:25,981 I can't see diddly. 919 00:55:29,393 --> 00:55:33,090 This is the joint, B! Look at this. 920 00:55:33,196 --> 00:55:36,324 I don't see no fish in the floor. Where the fish at? 921 00:55:40,704 --> 00:55:42,604 That's crazy! 922 00:55:42,706 --> 00:55:44,071 What? 923 00:55:46,777 --> 00:55:48,711 You can say that again. 924 00:55:48,812 --> 00:55:50,837 - Goodness! - What? 925 00:55:55,252 --> 00:55:57,117 You can't fry none of that, though. 926 00:55:58,410 --> 00:56:00,640 You can play ball up in here, man. 927 00:56:00,745 --> 00:56:02,906 No, you can play ball down the street. 928 00:56:03,014 --> 00:56:06,381 Like a brother can't get a haircut without trying to play some ball. 929 00:56:08,286 --> 00:56:10,083 They got the Wa Street Jourrha. 930 00:56:15,227 --> 00:56:16,455 Top of the line. 931 00:56:16,561 --> 00:56:19,257 This is what a barbershop's supposed to look like. 932 00:56:19,364 --> 00:56:21,127 - This is leather. - Word? 933 00:56:21,233 --> 00:56:22,996 - That's pleather. - It's leather. 934 00:56:23,101 --> 00:56:24,261 It's ugly. 935 00:56:24,369 --> 00:56:29,102 Lookin' around, it's a nice shop, but it don't have no character. 936 00:56:29,207 --> 00:56:30,299 Exactly. 937 00:56:30,408 --> 00:56:32,808 What we got across the street is character. 938 00:56:32,911 --> 00:56:37,177 We got character, we got conversation, and we got... 939 00:56:39,217 --> 00:56:40,775 We ain't got one of these. 940 00:56:42,087 --> 00:56:44,954 Lord have mercy! This is pillow top! 941 00:56:47,058 --> 00:56:49,618 Come on, City Hall, show me what you got. 942 00:56:51,196 --> 00:56:53,323 You're startin' to get on my nerves. 943 00:56:55,133 --> 00:56:57,465 You're startin' to get on my nerves. 944 00:56:59,337 --> 00:57:00,463 Let's crack it. 945 00:57:00,572 --> 00:57:03,439 I checked it already. Let's crack it. 946 00:57:04,209 --> 00:57:05,335 You got me. 947 00:57:06,444 --> 00:57:07,877 Put the ball down. 948 00:57:15,987 --> 00:57:17,113 Qh, shit. 949 00:57:17,222 --> 00:57:18,519 Hey, y'all open? 950 00:57:18,623 --> 00:57:20,386 No, bro, we closed. 951 00:57:20,492 --> 00:57:23,086 Look at all the people. Let me in. 952 00:57:23,194 --> 00:57:24,889 Hey, bro, we're closed. 953 00:57:24,996 --> 00:57:27,658 - Help a brother out. - We goin' to jail. 954 00:57:27,766 --> 00:57:29,290 Two seconds, two seconds. 955 00:57:29,401 --> 00:57:31,995 - Just let him in, Big C. - Don't let him in. 956 00:57:32,103 --> 00:57:34,537 - We can't leave him out there. - Then let him in. 957 00:57:34,639 --> 00:57:36,732 I'm trying. Kenard, let him in. 958 00:57:36,841 --> 00:57:39,639 Put that paper back up. 959 00:57:45,150 --> 00:57:47,175 Yes! Hey, y'all! 960 00:57:48,586 --> 00:57:49,814 This place is nice! 961 00:57:49,921 --> 00:57:52,913 We closed. Go across the street and get your hair cut. 962 00:57:53,024 --> 00:57:56,790 Kind of raggedy over there. Just a quick touch-up. 963 00:57:56,895 --> 00:58:00,058 I'm flying back to L.A. tonight. How about it? 964 00:58:00,165 --> 00:58:03,032 - Who can do me? - Not me, I got carpal tunnel. 965 00:58:03,134 --> 00:58:04,294 I got you. 966 00:58:04,402 --> 00:58:07,098 You got me? My man. 967 00:58:09,574 --> 00:58:13,442 We got Nappy Cutz on Crenshaw. Love it. 968 00:58:13,545 --> 00:58:14,944 Everybody loves it. 969 00:58:15,046 --> 00:58:18,573 Hey, man, get these clippers goin', player. 970 00:58:20,552 --> 00:58:22,281 These ain't supposed to be out yet. 971 00:58:22,387 --> 00:58:25,220 This is German-engineered, titanium teeth, 972 00:58:25,323 --> 00:58:27,814 silent-whisper engine. Listen. 973 00:58:29,361 --> 00:58:31,852 - King shit. - They just clippers. 974 00:58:31,963 --> 00:58:33,931 This would double, triple your business. 975 00:58:35,259 --> 00:58:37,625 You know what? I'm gone. Have fun. 976 00:58:37,728 --> 00:58:38,888 Y'all hurry up. 977 00:58:38,996 --> 00:58:42,056 Don't steal nothin' and don't break nothin'. 978 00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:45,260 Just close the back door when you leave. 979 00:58:48,806 --> 00:58:52,242 Hey, Detective. We was just lookin' for you. 980 00:58:52,343 --> 00:58:54,868 What the hell's going on here? 981 00:58:54,979 --> 00:58:56,446 We heard something... 982 00:58:56,547 --> 00:58:57,980 You broke into Nappy Cutz? 983 00:58:59,617 --> 00:59:00,641 - You take anything? - No. 984 00:59:03,246 --> 00:59:04,679 - Damage anything? - No. 985 00:59:05,482 --> 00:59:07,313 Kind of nice in there? 986 00:59:08,451 --> 00:59:09,918 No. 987 00:59:14,224 --> 00:59:17,193 Qh, man, they got a basketball court! 988 00:59:21,064 --> 00:59:22,429 He's beautiful, isn't he? 989 00:59:25,168 --> 00:59:28,626 I just want him to have everything I never had. 990 00:59:28,738 --> 00:59:31,571 I know you do. And he will. 991 00:59:32,208 --> 00:59:34,870 So you coming to bed? 992 00:59:34,978 --> 00:59:36,240 Yeah. 993 00:59:42,785 --> 00:59:44,878 You tryin' to get something started? 994 00:59:44,988 --> 00:59:46,421 I was hoping so, 995 00:59:46,523 --> 00:59:49,924 but you better catch me before the rollers go in. 996 00:59:52,896 --> 00:59:55,421 Looks like you gonna have a little brother or sister. 997 00:59:55,532 --> 00:59:58,365 Put them rollers in. I might like that. 998 00:59:58,468 --> 01:00:02,097 I got contact lenses... blue, green, bloodshot red... left ones only. 999 01:00:02,205 --> 01:00:03,570 Ray! 1000 01:00:03,673 --> 01:00:06,608 Just the man I wanted to see. Come back and talk to me. 1001 01:00:08,845 --> 01:00:11,006 - I didn't know you was workin'. - Come holler at me. 1002 01:00:12,874 --> 01:00:14,671 How's life been treating you? 1003 01:00:15,343 --> 01:00:16,571 It's been cool. 1004 01:00:16,678 --> 01:00:18,737 Me and my girlfriend's husband got in a fight. 1005 01:00:18,847 --> 01:00:21,873 He only won 'cause she helped him. 1006 01:00:21,983 --> 01:00:24,042 Good to see you. Come on back. 1007 01:00:24,152 --> 01:00:25,881 - In the back-back? - Yeah, in the back-back. 1008 01:00:25,987 --> 01:00:28,217 With the scissors and everything? 1009 01:00:30,325 --> 01:00:31,292 How you been, Cal? 1010 01:00:31,393 --> 01:00:32,325 You been going to church 1011 01:00:34,103 --> 01:00:36,230 and living your life right and everything? 1012 01:00:37,373 --> 01:00:39,967 - What you jumping for? - I ain't know what you was comin' with. 1013 01:00:40,075 --> 01:00:41,702 My nerves bad. I'm light-skinned. 1014 01:00:41,811 --> 01:00:43,711 Can you get this stuff on this list? 1015 01:00:43,813 --> 01:00:47,078 I'm looking to get high-end stuff at low-end prices. 1016 01:00:47,183 --> 01:00:49,413 - You know I can. - Legally. 1017 01:00:49,518 --> 01:00:53,147 You mean like with a receipt legally? Like I ain't steal it. 1018 01:00:53,255 --> 01:00:56,418 If the police walk up, do I gotta drop it and run? 1019 01:00:56,525 --> 01:00:58,049 I can get anything you need. 1020 01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:59,991 Nappy Cutz won't know what hit 'em. 1021 01:01:00,095 --> 01:01:01,858 This is not about Nappy Cutz. 1022 01:01:01,964 --> 01:01:06,594 This is about personal enhancement, personal growth. 1023 01:01:06,702 --> 01:01:10,001 Expansion. Not Nappy Cutz. 1024 01:01:10,539 --> 01:01:13,633 Right. They won't know what hit 'em. 1025 01:01:31,293 --> 01:01:34,490 Come on over here and get your hair cut. 1026 01:01:34,597 --> 01:01:38,431 I'm working at Calvin Jr's. Come be my first customer. 1027 01:01:38,534 --> 01:01:40,195 What you mean, "Uh-uh"? 1028 01:01:40,302 --> 01:01:42,099 Can you hook me up with Isaac? 1029 01:01:42,204 --> 01:01:44,229 The one with the "l" cut in the back? 1030 01:01:44,340 --> 01:01:48,470 You got a 'fro! You can't be gettin' the "l" cut in the back. 1031 01:01:48,577 --> 01:01:51,171 Condoleezza. With all that White House money she makin', 1032 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,305 you'd think she could afford herself a makeover. 1033 01:01:53,415 --> 01:01:57,044 If I was in the White House, I'd be fly all the time. 1034 01:01:57,152 --> 01:02:00,246 If you was in the White House, you'd be ghetto as hell. 1035 01:02:00,356 --> 01:02:02,517 She'd have the president all corn-rowed out, 1036 01:02:02,625 --> 01:02:05,389 talking about, "U.S., fool. U.S., fool." 1037 01:02:05,494 --> 01:02:06,791 The president would be a thug. 1038 01:02:06,896 --> 01:02:09,160 She think a head of state's a sexual position. 1039 01:02:09,265 --> 01:02:11,927 "I'm inviting heads of state today." 1040 01:02:15,170 --> 01:02:16,501 Qh, my God. 1041 01:02:17,039 --> 01:02:18,301 Please stop. 1042 01:02:23,178 --> 01:02:26,341 Gina, do I look like Beyonc�? 1043 01:02:29,385 --> 01:02:30,409 Just like her. 1044 01:02:30,519 --> 01:02:33,352 I knew you was gonna say that. Give me some. 1045 01:02:34,189 --> 01:02:36,714 This is like the world coming together, 1046 01:02:36,825 --> 01:02:39,623 like all the gangs coming together. 1047 01:02:39,728 --> 01:02:42,424 There's beauty in there. You gotta love it, man. 1048 01:02:42,531 --> 01:02:44,726 This came from my grandmama church. 1049 01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:46,801 They might want that back. 1050 01:02:46,902 --> 01:02:50,065 Who's been chewing on this thing? It look like Holyfield's ear. 1051 01:02:50,940 --> 01:02:52,066 Picture and picture. 1052 01:02:52,174 --> 01:02:56,543 This one get channels 2 through 5, and this one get 9 through 13. 1053 01:02:56,645 --> 01:02:58,545 Give me the big one. 1054 01:02:58,647 --> 01:03:01,946 Take the little one, too. You got to take the little one. 1055 01:03:02,051 --> 01:03:05,578 - You keep it. - Cal, you gotta get this little one. 1056 01:03:05,688 --> 01:03:07,087 Come on, Cal! 1057 01:03:07,189 --> 01:03:09,180 Thought I'd add a little style to the place. 1058 01:03:11,427 --> 01:03:13,827 That's that Picassio stuff right there. 1059 01:03:13,929 --> 01:03:15,863 Yeah, yeah. 1060 01:03:15,965 --> 01:03:17,660 Beautiful. 1061 01:03:19,068 --> 01:03:20,535 What is it, a uterus? 1062 01:03:22,905 --> 01:03:26,306 Calvin, I hooked you up with the alderman. 1063 01:03:26,408 --> 01:03:28,535 What'd you do, get me some handicapped plates? 1064 01:03:28,644 --> 01:03:31,374 Better. You're gonna be on the news. 1065 01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:32,572 The news? 1066 01:03:32,681 --> 01:03:34,945 The alderman's taking a walking tour of the block 1067 01:03:35,050 --> 01:03:35,948 before Friday's city council meeting 1068 01:03:37,232 --> 01:03:39,427 to let the constituency know that he's concerned. 1069 01:03:40,936 --> 01:03:43,234 Concerned? About November, right? 1070 01:03:43,338 --> 01:03:46,307 I talked him into talking to you... good publicity. 1071 01:03:46,408 --> 01:03:48,899 - You could've asked me first. - I know. 1072 01:03:49,010 --> 01:03:51,535 But it was a spur-of-the-moment thing. 1073 01:03:51,646 --> 01:03:54,638 We don't do politics in here. It's a place of business. 1074 01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:56,308 This ain't no community center. 1075 01:03:56,418 --> 01:03:57,544 You know what? 1076 01:03:57,652 --> 01:04:01,019 You sound just like your daddy right now. 1077 01:04:01,123 --> 01:04:03,921 We will not be silenced. 1078 01:04:04,025 --> 01:04:06,357 When the FBI gassed the Black Panthers out, 1079 01:04:08,551 --> 01:04:09,745 we found a place to be today. 1080 01:04:10,587 --> 01:04:12,714 Thank you, Brother Calvin. 1081 01:04:12,822 --> 01:04:14,187 Brother Calvin! 1082 01:04:14,290 --> 01:04:17,521 We will continue to provide books and classes, 1083 01:04:17,627 --> 01:04:20,323 food and clothing through our outreach program. 1084 01:04:20,430 --> 01:04:21,556 That's right, brother. 1085 01:04:21,664 --> 01:04:24,224 And when the pigs show up, they're gonna show up with guns. 1086 01:04:24,334 --> 01:04:27,462 We ain't gonna do nothin' but show up with our guns! 1087 01:04:27,570 --> 01:04:31,267 Then they gonna start shootin'. Then we gonna start shootin'! 1088 01:04:31,374 --> 01:04:32,705 That's right, brother! 1089 01:04:32,809 --> 01:04:36,074 I'm tellin' you, every last one of them's gonna get shot! 1090 01:04:36,179 --> 01:04:37,703 That's right. 1091 01:04:37,814 --> 01:04:40,282 Then all of us is gonna get shot! 1092 01:04:41,151 --> 01:04:42,914 And all of us is gonna die together! 1093 01:04:45,688 --> 01:04:47,747 Let's make it happen! 1094 01:04:47,857 --> 01:04:49,119 Black power! 1095 01:04:49,325 --> 01:04:50,724 Black power! 1096 01:04:50,827 --> 01:04:52,590 Black power! Yeah! 1097 01:04:52,695 --> 01:04:55,220 Black power! That's us! Black power! 1098 01:04:55,331 --> 01:04:56,525 Power to the people! 1099 01:04:57,734 --> 01:05:00,134 Shit, man, them fools crazy. 1100 01:05:00,570 --> 01:05:03,130 Well, if it ain't Lalowe Sharpton. 1101 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:06,101 My goodness, my goodness. 1102 01:05:07,310 --> 01:05:09,471 The barbershop. How you doin'? Lalowe Brown. 1103 01:05:09,579 --> 01:05:10,807 Checker Fred, sir. 1104 01:05:10,914 --> 01:05:12,905 How you doin', Checker? 1105 01:05:13,016 --> 01:05:15,177 Lalowe Brown. Good to see you. 1106 01:05:15,285 --> 01:05:16,582 How you doin', sir? 1107 01:05:16,686 --> 01:05:20,315 My, my. Well, well, look at this. 1108 01:05:20,423 --> 01:05:22,618 Look what we got... we got a lady barber. 1109 01:05:22,725 --> 01:05:25,888 We didn't have this back in the day. 1110 01:05:25,995 --> 01:05:27,462 - What's your name? - Terri. 1111 01:05:27,564 --> 01:05:29,395 - Sarah? - Terri. 1112 01:05:31,267 --> 01:05:34,168 Lalowe's gonna have to come back and let you give me a little trim. 1113 01:05:34,270 --> 01:05:36,135 - Trim? - A haircut. 1114 01:05:36,239 --> 01:05:39,299 Terri, if you wanna be down, 1115 01:05:39,409 --> 01:05:41,809 vote Lalowe Brown. 1116 01:05:42,011 --> 01:05:43,535 You remember that. 1117 01:05:45,782 --> 01:05:48,307 This is Calvin's Barbershop. 1118 01:05:48,418 --> 01:05:51,581 This is a cornerstone of the black community 1119 01:05:51,688 --> 01:05:53,519 for some 40-odd years. 1120 01:05:53,623 --> 01:05:56,023 I've been coming down here many a Saturday afternoon, 1121 01:05:56,125 --> 01:05:57,922 get myself straight for Sunday morning. 1122 01:05:58,027 --> 01:06:00,757 But I wanna introduce you to the man himself, 1123 01:06:00,863 --> 01:06:04,560 the man who quantifies and epitomizes 1124 01:06:04,667 --> 01:06:08,603 the institutional possibilities of black hair. 1125 01:06:08,705 --> 01:06:13,472 He is a potentiating progenitor in all kinds of fine ways. 1126 01:06:13,576 --> 01:06:17,535 He's my fine friend, this brother right here, Calvin. 1127 01:06:17,647 --> 01:06:19,205 How you doin'? Calvin Palmer. 1128 01:06:19,315 --> 01:06:21,840 - How you doin', son? - All right. 1129 01:06:21,951 --> 01:06:25,318 Calvin, you are a pillar of this fine community. 1130 01:06:25,421 --> 01:06:27,355 How is everything going for you 1131 01:06:27,457 --> 01:06:30,017 with all this social change happening down here? 1132 01:06:30,126 --> 01:06:33,493 Well, Mr. Brown, as you know, there is a lot of change... 1133 01:06:33,596 --> 01:06:36,224 There is a lot of change, 1134 01:06:36,332 --> 01:06:38,232 and change is hard sometimes, right? 1135 01:06:38,334 --> 01:06:42,634 But if we want to stand together as a community, 1136 01:06:42,739 --> 01:06:45,537 - we will find a way to survive. - Tell it! 1137 01:06:45,642 --> 01:06:46,836 - Tell it, Lo. - That's right. 1138 01:06:46,943 --> 01:06:49,707 You let Lalowe lay it down for you. 1139 01:06:49,812 --> 01:06:51,712 If you wanna stay afloat, 1140 01:06:51,814 --> 01:06:53,213 we got to... 1141 01:06:55,451 --> 01:06:57,681 ...you gonna have to rock the boat. 1142 01:06:57,787 --> 01:07:01,780 Because if they want to send us packin', 1143 01:07:01,891 --> 01:07:03,358 baby, it's on and crackin'! 1144 01:07:03,459 --> 01:07:05,984 And if they try to mess with this brother, 1145 01:07:06,095 --> 01:07:08,723 then it's gonna be on like a mother! 1146 01:07:10,033 --> 01:07:11,762 That's a little rough. 1147 01:07:11,868 --> 01:07:14,928 If you want to stay around, y'all know what you gotta do. 1148 01:07:15,038 --> 01:07:17,370 Vote for Lalowe Brown! 1149 01:07:18,975 --> 01:07:22,433 Hey, Calvin, why don't you get me a little shape-up? 1150 01:07:22,545 --> 01:07:24,536 'Cause I've been running around. 1151 01:07:24,647 --> 01:07:26,877 - You got a chair for me? - Yeah, right here. 1152 01:07:26,983 --> 01:07:30,646 Qf course we got one for you. Kenard! Kenard! 1153 01:07:31,521 --> 01:07:34,285 - Let Kenard cut your hair. - Hold on, hold on. 1154 01:07:34,390 --> 01:07:36,381 Wait a minute. No. 1155 01:07:36,492 --> 01:07:39,655 Get on over there, Get-low. Sit right on down, So-low. 1156 01:07:39,762 --> 01:07:41,753 Nice to meet you. How you doin'? 1157 01:07:41,864 --> 01:07:44,765 - Wait a minute. - It's okay. It's okay. 1158 01:07:44,867 --> 01:07:46,926 It's okay. It's okay. 1159 01:07:47,503 --> 01:07:51,564 Kenard here is one of our prima donna barbers. 1160 01:07:51,674 --> 01:07:52,698 Front chair. 1161 01:07:52,809 --> 01:07:56,677 You ain't had your hair cut till... 1162 01:07:56,779 --> 01:07:58,144 - Kenard. - Yeah. 1163 01:07:58,247 --> 01:08:02,183 - Yeah. Let's take a picture. - Thank you, brother. 1164 01:08:05,121 --> 01:08:08,318 Yeah, okay. All right. Enjoy yourself, Low-below. 1165 01:08:08,424 --> 01:08:10,722 You just relax, Down-low. 1166 01:08:10,827 --> 01:08:12,692 We on TV, man. 1167 01:08:12,795 --> 01:08:16,526 I know. This is must-see TV. It's gonna be good. 1168 01:08:17,767 --> 01:08:20,235 This is why I love this community, 1169 01:08:20,336 --> 01:08:23,999 'cause there's a historical context for every action that takes place here. 1170 01:08:24,107 --> 01:08:26,098 I plan to die here. 1171 01:08:26,209 --> 01:08:28,905 We're running short on time. If we could speed this up? 1172 01:08:29,011 --> 01:08:31,502 You can't rush the best, Jimmy. 1173 01:08:31,614 --> 01:08:34,515 - He ain't the best. - He ain't ask you, man. 1174 01:08:35,952 --> 01:08:38,785 Well, who's the best, then, youngblood? 1175 01:08:39,922 --> 01:08:43,653 - You the best? - No doubt. Isaac Rosenberg. 1176 01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:46,490 The best barber in the state of Illinois. 1177 01:08:46,596 --> 01:08:48,689 The best barber on this rock we call Earth. 1178 01:08:48,798 --> 01:08:50,288 Come on down to Cal's. 1179 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,129 Qur rainbow coalition right here. 1180 01:08:52,235 --> 01:08:55,329 Yeah, this is integration right here. 1181 01:08:55,438 --> 01:08:56,837 What's up, Ma? Richie? 1182 01:08:56,939 --> 01:08:58,998 You're feelin' yourself way too much. 1183 01:08:59,108 --> 01:09:00,769 Don't sweat the technique. 1184 01:09:00,877 --> 01:09:03,471 What technique? You cut like a bitch. 1185 01:09:03,579 --> 01:09:05,706 Carvin' I's in the back of people's head? 1186 01:09:05,815 --> 01:09:08,215 - Your skills is limited. - My skills are limited? 1187 01:09:08,317 --> 01:09:10,649 - Where your skills at? - This ain't the time. 1188 01:09:10,753 --> 01:09:13,881 Ain't in cuttin' hair. Must be slobbin' Terri in the locker room. 1189 01:09:15,425 --> 01:09:16,585 What? No. 1190 01:09:18,828 --> 01:09:22,491 You ain't supposed to air our dirty laundry like that. We on TV. 1191 01:09:22,598 --> 01:09:24,964 - What is he talking about? - Dinka, it wasn't like that. 1192 01:09:25,067 --> 01:09:27,160 ...of populist politics. 1193 01:09:27,270 --> 01:09:30,205 - Thug love! Thug love! - It was not like that. 1194 01:09:30,306 --> 01:09:32,706 Everybody's hatin' on me. 'Cause I'm competent? 1195 01:09:32,809 --> 01:09:35,141 - You don't make this shop. - I have lately. 1196 01:09:35,244 --> 01:09:39,180 I will confront all of those forces that are trying to change, 1197 01:09:39,282 --> 01:09:41,341 that are trying to make things happen. 1198 01:09:41,451 --> 01:09:44,147 They don't treat barbers like this at Nappy Cutz. 1199 01:09:44,253 --> 01:09:46,187 Why don't you go find out? 1200 01:09:46,289 --> 01:09:48,985 You on that bullshit. Go find out. 1201 01:09:49,091 --> 01:09:52,185 We don't need you around here if you don't wanna be here. 1202 01:09:52,295 --> 01:09:53,887 Fine, man. 1203 01:09:54,997 --> 01:09:57,192 All right. Get out of the chair, man. 1204 01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:58,232 No, you stay here. 1205 01:09:59,533 --> 01:10:03,469 In November, I plan to establish this barbershop as my headquarters. 1206 01:10:03,570 --> 01:10:06,630 At Calvin's Barbershop, we're gonna make this institution 1207 01:10:06,740 --> 01:10:10,335 one of the leading institutions, like a torpedo moving towards the future. 1208 01:10:10,444 --> 01:10:12,071 Yes, indeed. All right. 1209 01:10:12,179 --> 01:10:14,613 Kenard, just a little off the top. 1210 01:10:14,715 --> 01:10:17,377 I really think it's time for us to move along. 1211 01:10:17,484 --> 01:10:19,975 Come on, Jimmy, just two seconds. 1212 01:10:26,493 --> 01:10:29,291 My bad, brother. I skipped you. 1213 01:10:29,396 --> 01:10:31,694 Why don't you just let me fade you up? 1214 01:10:31,799 --> 01:10:33,892 - How about a nice Quo Vadis? - What'd you do to my head? 1215 01:10:35,671 --> 01:10:37,332 - Don't even look at that. - Is that my head? 1216 01:10:37,439 --> 01:10:41,341 I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! 1217 01:10:41,443 --> 01:10:43,070 You a grown man! 1218 01:10:43,178 --> 01:10:45,942 You don't do that to Kenard! 1219 01:10:46,048 --> 01:10:47,879 Get out of here! 1220 01:10:55,590 --> 01:10:58,457 Arhd far from its roots as a famiy estabishmerht. 1221 01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:00,721 this was the scerhe today at 79th arhd Excharhge 1222 01:11:00,829 --> 01:11:04,230 at Cavirh's Barbershop wherh Adermarh Laowe Browrh stopped by 1223 01:11:04,332 --> 01:11:06,562 for a photo opporturhity arhd haircut. 1224 01:11:06,668 --> 01:11:08,226 Or sha say scapirhg? 1225 01:11:08,336 --> 01:11:11,931 Needess to say. doubt very seriousy if the adermarh 1226 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:14,907 wi be frequerhtirhg Cavirh's Barbershop arhytime soorh. 1227 01:11:17,646 --> 01:11:19,045 Nice. 1228 01:11:34,329 --> 01:11:36,661 - Who is it? - It's Rick. 1229 01:11:36,765 --> 01:11:38,198 What do you want? 1230 01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:40,598 I wanna talk to you. I feel bad. 1231 01:11:40,702 --> 01:11:42,135 Good. I'm busy. 1232 01:11:42,237 --> 01:11:44,432 Qpen the door. We gotta talk about this. 1233 01:11:44,539 --> 01:11:47,906 - There's nothing to discuss. - Dinka, I messed up. 1234 01:11:48,977 --> 01:11:52,743 What happened between me and Terri was foul. 1235 01:11:52,848 --> 01:11:56,079 It should have never happened. I didn't mean to hurt you. 1236 01:11:58,153 --> 01:11:59,484 I'm sorry. 1237 01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:03,848 Apology accepted. 1238 01:12:03,949 --> 01:12:06,474 Can we discuss this tomorrow? 1239 01:12:07,085 --> 01:12:09,315 You remember Shawna, right? 1240 01:12:10,322 --> 01:12:11,482 Hi. 1241 01:12:12,524 --> 01:12:13,650 What's up, Shawna? 1242 01:12:15,828 --> 01:12:17,386 Handle that. 1243 01:12:17,930 --> 01:12:19,397 I'll get at you tomorrow. 1244 01:12:19,498 --> 01:12:21,295 Maybe the day after. 1245 01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:16,850 You should see her when I'm drinkin'. 1246 01:13:18,861 --> 01:13:20,692 'Cause I know her. 1247 01:13:22,999 --> 01:13:25,160 Exactly right, exactly right. 1248 01:13:30,006 --> 01:13:31,701 What are you doing here? 1249 01:13:31,808 --> 01:13:34,106 The question is, what you doin' here? 1250 01:13:34,210 --> 01:13:36,770 Look a little shady to me. 1251 01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:39,176 You come up to my shop today 1252 01:13:39,282 --> 01:13:41,443 and got the nerve to be huddled up with this shark. 1253 01:13:41,551 --> 01:13:45,544 Don't come in here accusing me of some malicious and egregious act 1254 01:13:45,655 --> 01:13:47,816 when what you should be doin' is apologizing 1255 01:13:47,924 --> 01:13:50,518 for making me look like a goddamn fool today. 1256 01:13:50,626 --> 01:13:53,186 - That's what you should be doing. - Lalowe. 1257 01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:58,028 Ease up. It's cool. 1258 01:13:59,368 --> 01:14:01,336 All right there, youngblood. 1259 01:14:02,505 --> 01:14:05,941 Ain't nothin' going on in here, just business. 1260 01:14:06,709 --> 01:14:08,802 - I'll bet. - It's true. 1261 01:14:08,911 --> 01:14:11,903 In fact, the alderman and I were just talking about you. 1262 01:14:12,014 --> 01:14:13,379 Well, about your business. 1263 01:14:14,016 --> 01:14:17,213 I undervalued the importance of your shop to this community. 1264 01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:18,981 That's my bad. 1265 01:14:19,722 --> 01:14:21,917 It'd be a shame to see it all go away for naught. 1266 01:14:22,024 --> 01:14:25,118 Man, I'm from the South Side. 1267 01:14:25,228 --> 01:14:26,217 - Don't try to hustle me. - No hustle. 1268 01:14:27,455 --> 01:14:30,049 A hustle implies one side wins, the other side loses. 1269 01:14:30,158 --> 01:14:32,149 I'm proposing a win-win. 1270 01:14:32,260 --> 01:14:35,423 I'm proposing that Nappy Cutz never sees the light of day. 1271 01:14:36,965 --> 01:14:40,230 - Is that right? - I'll turn it into a nightclub. 1272 01:14:40,335 --> 01:14:42,735 Your barbershop will continue to thrive 1273 01:14:42,837 --> 01:14:46,739 without any interference from me or from anyone else. 1274 01:14:46,841 --> 01:14:48,934 And this miracle happens if I do what? 1275 01:14:49,044 --> 01:14:51,274 Not tell people what I saw here tonight? 1276 01:14:53,548 --> 01:14:55,243 What'd you see tonight? 1277 01:14:55,917 --> 01:14:59,717 What'd you see in here tonight, Calvin? Nothing. 1278 01:14:59,821 --> 01:15:01,311 Nothing. 1279 01:15:03,091 --> 01:15:04,285 Have a seat. 1280 01:15:07,696 --> 01:15:09,254 No, I'd rather stand. 1281 01:15:09,964 --> 01:15:11,932 All you have to do is talk. 1282 01:15:13,301 --> 01:15:15,792 The city council meeting is tomorrow. 1283 01:15:15,904 --> 01:15:20,068 We need those other business owners on your block to sell. 1284 01:15:20,175 --> 01:15:22,040 If you were to express to them 1285 01:15:22,143 --> 01:15:25,169 and to the governing board that you believe in Quality Land's proposal, 1286 01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:28,477 your voice could be the determining factor. 1287 01:15:29,017 --> 01:15:30,678 At least, I think so. 1288 01:15:35,957 --> 01:15:39,859 This could be a shitload of money for the whole district. 1289 01:15:39,961 --> 01:15:42,555 Not to mention, it could be a nice little windfall for Calvin. 1290 01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:44,930 A $200,000 windfall. 1291 01:15:48,991 --> 01:15:51,858 Now, that's a nice piece of pocket change. 1292 01:15:51,961 --> 01:15:56,557 You could take your wife on down to Jamaica. 1293 01:15:56,665 --> 01:15:59,225 The real one, not that one in Queens. 1294 01:15:59,335 --> 01:16:02,099 It'd be a nice kick-start to your kid's college fund. 1295 01:16:02,204 --> 01:16:04,297 You have a son, don't you? 1296 01:16:05,374 --> 01:16:07,239 Yeah, I got a son. 1297 01:16:10,346 --> 01:16:12,644 All you gotta do is talk. 1298 01:16:15,217 --> 01:16:16,809 $200,000. 1299 01:16:17,787 --> 01:16:20,881 I'm not asking you for a whole lot, just to... 1300 01:16:20,990 --> 01:16:22,787 come on down and... 1301 01:16:25,461 --> 01:16:26,985 ...just talk. 1302 01:16:27,096 --> 01:16:29,530 Just talk. 1303 01:16:38,774 --> 01:16:40,002 All right. 1304 01:16:41,744 --> 01:16:43,302 See you tomorrow. 1305 01:16:49,185 --> 01:16:50,675 Win-win. 1306 01:17:15,812 --> 01:17:16,744 You stalking me? 1307 01:17:16,846 --> 01:17:19,212 - Just wanna talk. - Ain't nothin' to say. 1308 01:17:23,954 --> 01:17:25,819 Let me drive you to work. 1309 01:17:25,922 --> 01:17:29,255 How am I gonna look rollin' up in your freak-mobile? 1310 01:17:29,359 --> 01:17:32,988 Terri, we work together. We need to have a conversation. 1311 01:17:33,697 --> 01:17:35,221 Listen to what I got to say. 1312 01:17:35,332 --> 01:17:38,631 After that, you ain't got to speak to me ever again. 1313 01:17:41,204 --> 01:17:43,729 I'll drop you off around the corner. 1314 01:17:45,041 --> 01:17:46,565 Get in the car. 1315 01:17:47,877 --> 01:17:49,310 Please. 1316 01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:56,684 Terri, I really ain't been myself lately. 1317 01:17:56,786 --> 01:18:01,155 Ricky, before you even say anything, I need you to know 1318 01:18:01,257 --> 01:18:03,691 that thug-gangta-player bullshit is over for me. 1319 01:18:03,793 --> 01:18:04,384 I'm done with that in my life. 1320 01:18:06,193 --> 01:18:08,821 But you don't even know me, what I'm about. 1321 01:18:08,929 --> 01:18:10,487 I see you every day... 1322 01:18:10,597 --> 01:18:13,031 late, sleepin' in the locker room, 1323 01:18:13,133 --> 01:18:14,532 runnin' ho's day and night. 1324 01:18:14,635 --> 01:18:16,899 How is that not knowing you? 1325 01:18:17,805 --> 01:18:18,772 Boy! 1326 01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:21,070 I'm just gettin' my backpack. Relax. 1327 01:18:25,237 --> 01:18:27,262 What is this, a warrant? 1328 01:18:43,222 --> 01:18:44,689 Why didn't you say anything? 1329 01:18:44,790 --> 01:18:47,782 I couldn't tell nobody I was studying for the fuckin' GED. 1330 01:18:47,893 --> 01:18:49,087 It's embarrassing. 1331 01:18:49,962 --> 01:18:51,259 But you passed. 1332 01:18:52,765 --> 01:18:53,732 Yeah. 1333 01:18:55,801 --> 01:18:59,362 Yeah, but honestly, though, now that I got it, 1334 01:18:59,471 --> 01:19:01,962 I don't even know what it means. 1335 01:19:02,074 --> 01:19:04,235 It means you give a damn about your life. 1336 01:19:06,011 --> 01:19:07,273 You should be proud. 1337 01:19:09,315 --> 01:19:11,249 I'm proud of you. 1338 01:19:13,052 --> 01:19:15,714 Don't start paying me compliments and stuff, 1339 01:19:15,821 --> 01:19:17,789 'cause then I gotta give one back to you. 1340 01:19:18,524 --> 01:19:22,551 We'd be all over each other again, and don't nobody want that. 1341 01:19:22,661 --> 01:19:23,787 I don't want it. 1342 01:19:32,037 --> 01:19:33,629 For the record... 1343 01:19:36,008 --> 01:19:40,104 I kind of liked the old Terri before all the changes. 1344 01:19:40,212 --> 01:19:42,737 Loud and angry all the time? 1345 01:19:42,848 --> 01:19:43,974 Real. 1346 01:19:45,117 --> 01:19:47,347 All the time. 1347 01:20:04,970 --> 01:20:06,801 Man, I hope you hittin' that! 1348 01:20:08,374 --> 01:20:10,808 Miss Emma, is somethin' wrong? 1349 01:20:10,909 --> 01:20:14,606 Nothing a little prayer can't handle, or my pistol. 1350 01:20:14,713 --> 01:20:16,010 What's the matter? 1351 01:20:16,115 --> 01:20:20,074 They wanna make this funky little place into a co-op. 1352 01:20:20,185 --> 01:20:21,550 What? 1353 01:20:22,154 --> 01:20:25,089 I can't afford that down payment. I'm gonna have to move. 1354 01:20:25,190 --> 01:20:27,454 Don't you own this place? 1355 01:20:27,559 --> 01:20:29,652 Just because I don't own it don't mean it's not mine. 1356 01:20:36,003 --> 01:20:38,062 You've been livin' here, like, what? 1357 01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:42,302 A long time, long enough to wipe your nasty little butt. 1358 01:20:42,409 --> 01:20:44,969 And a whole lot of others, too. 1359 01:20:45,079 --> 01:20:45,841 But it's been worth it, though. 1360 01:20:48,239 --> 01:20:50,434 We can't lose you, Miss Emma. 1361 01:20:50,541 --> 01:20:54,170 It's about time for me to retire anyway. 1362 01:20:54,279 --> 01:20:57,476 My brother has a nice place out in Arizona. 1363 01:20:57,582 --> 01:20:58,981 You ever been to Arizona? 1364 01:20:59,083 --> 01:21:03,315 Hot as hell, but I got some nice hats. 1365 01:21:04,322 --> 01:21:06,449 How can you leave Chicago? 1366 01:21:06,557 --> 01:21:08,286 Qn the bus. 1367 01:21:08,393 --> 01:21:10,691 Same way I got here. 1368 01:21:22,006 --> 01:21:23,837 Good morning there, youngblood. 1369 01:21:23,941 --> 01:21:27,001 You up early. They fumigating your crib again? 1370 01:21:27,111 --> 01:21:30,911 I thought it'd be a good day to walk and see the trees and dew. 1371 01:21:31,015 --> 01:21:32,448 Yeah, they fumigating. 1372 01:21:32,550 --> 01:21:36,418 I had a cockroach in my house so big, I thought it was Shaq. 1373 01:21:38,790 --> 01:21:40,018 You're crazy. 1374 01:21:41,859 --> 01:21:43,417 - Let me ask you something. - What? 1375 01:21:45,308 --> 01:21:47,435 You done worked and lived around here for what, 34, 35 years? 1376 01:21:47,544 --> 01:21:51,310 Yeah, I guess 30 and some change. 1377 01:21:51,414 --> 01:21:53,177 I ain't tryin' to clown, but... 1378 01:21:53,283 --> 01:21:58,482 I hope not. You know I got jokes. Don't you start nothin'. 1379 01:21:58,588 --> 01:22:01,148 Let me ask you... is this the life you wanted? 1380 01:22:02,392 --> 01:22:04,451 Qr did you ever think you could do better? 1381 01:22:05,529 --> 01:22:09,488 What the hell keeps you comin' back here every day? 1382 01:22:09,599 --> 01:22:13,365 Well, Calvin, you know, if I was a bettin' man, 1383 01:22:13,470 --> 01:22:16,837 I'd say the reason I come back in day in and day out 1384 01:22:16,940 --> 01:22:20,034 is the free chair. 1385 01:22:22,846 --> 01:22:24,006 Get real. 1386 01:22:28,218 --> 01:22:30,118 Hold it! Get off him, pig! 1387 01:22:30,220 --> 01:22:33,883 ...some very sad rhews for a of you. 1388 01:22:33,990 --> 01:22:38,051 arhd that is that Martirh Luther Kirhg was shot arhd was kied torhight 1389 01:22:38,161 --> 01:22:40,026 irh Memphis. Terhrhessee. 1390 01:22:40,130 --> 01:22:43,122 rh this difficut day. 1391 01:22:43,233 --> 01:22:45,497 irh this difficut time for the Urhited States. 1392 01:22:45,602 --> 01:22:49,094 it's perhaps we to ask what kirhd of a rhatiorh we are... 1393 01:22:49,206 --> 01:22:50,901 This ain't right. 1394 01:22:51,575 --> 01:22:54,544 We should be honoring the man's memory, we shouldn't be doing this. 1395 01:22:54,644 --> 01:22:57,204 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 1396 01:22:59,015 --> 01:23:03,042 I'm gonna get on out of here. I need to go check on Loretta. 1397 01:23:03,687 --> 01:23:05,882 She's talking about moving back to Georgia. 1398 01:23:05,989 --> 01:23:09,891 woud orhy say that carh aso fee irh my owrh heart 1399 01:23:09,993 --> 01:23:12,154 the same kirhd of feeirhg. 1400 01:23:12,262 --> 01:23:14,628 had a member of my famiy kied. 1401 01:23:15,865 --> 01:23:17,856 But he was kied by a white marh. 1402 01:23:17,968 --> 01:23:20,869 What we rheed irh the Urhited States... 1403 01:23:24,774 --> 01:23:26,708 You be safe out there. 1404 01:23:26,810 --> 01:23:29,745 Yeah, I will, man. Don't worry about me. 1405 01:23:29,846 --> 01:23:32,178 I'll probably stop by Montgomery Ward's, 1406 01:23:32,282 --> 01:23:34,648 pick up a TV, washer and dryer, lamps. 1407 01:23:34,751 --> 01:23:36,048 You need anything? 1408 01:23:39,823 --> 01:23:42,223 - Move, Eddie! - No! 1409 01:23:42,325 --> 01:23:44,418 - Eddie, get out of there! - No! 1410 01:23:44,995 --> 01:23:45,962 No! 1411 01:23:59,142 --> 01:24:01,133 I'll stay a little while longer, man. 1412 01:24:07,150 --> 01:24:09,846 Yeah, so after all that quieted down, 1413 01:24:09,953 --> 01:24:13,286 your daddy told me I ain't never have to pay for my chair again. 1414 01:24:14,090 --> 01:24:16,752 That's the kind of man your father was. 1415 01:24:16,860 --> 01:24:18,885 He was a man's man. 1416 01:24:18,995 --> 01:24:21,190 He used to always call me a hero. 1417 01:24:22,232 --> 01:24:25,724 The funny thing is I never saw it that way. 1418 01:24:25,835 --> 01:24:28,998 I didn't save the shop, Calvin. The shop saved me. 1419 01:24:29,105 --> 01:24:31,573 A lot like it did for Ricky. 1420 01:24:31,675 --> 01:24:34,439 I ain't have no life before this. 1421 01:24:35,812 --> 01:24:38,610 As far as I'm concerned, my life began 1422 01:24:38,715 --> 01:24:42,446 on July 4, 1967, when I came through that back door 1423 01:24:42,552 --> 01:24:44,645 and your father gave my black ass a break. 1424 01:24:44,754 --> 01:24:48,451 So I'd be sad if somethin' was to ever happen to this place. 1425 01:24:50,126 --> 01:24:50,820 But I'd be all right, though. 1426 01:24:52,130 --> 01:24:54,462 Qh, yeah, Eddie be fine. 1427 01:24:56,034 --> 01:24:57,262 Hey, what's up, y'all? 1428 01:24:57,369 --> 01:25:00,065 Calvin, can I have a word with you for a second? 1429 01:25:00,171 --> 01:25:01,365 What you want, man? 1430 01:25:01,473 --> 01:25:04,533 Well, I know these are tough times for you, cuz. 1431 01:25:04,643 --> 01:25:09,410 It's times like these when men must rise up and make the right choice. 1432 01:25:09,514 --> 01:25:12,381 - Is that right? - Yeah. It's about the truth. 1433 01:25:12,484 --> 01:25:15,180 Each and every one of us has our own truth, 1434 01:25:15,287 --> 01:25:19,587 a truth that we must live with for the rest of our lives. 1435 01:25:20,425 --> 01:25:21,858 Is there a point to this? 1436 01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:23,825 My truth is across the street. 1437 01:25:23,928 --> 01:25:27,625 I appreciate the job, cuz. I'll always love you for it. 1438 01:25:27,732 --> 01:25:28,994 But I gotta bounce. 1439 01:25:29,100 --> 01:25:32,695 Y'all goin' broke around this mug. Boy, I swear. 1440 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,034 All right, all right. 1441 01:25:37,142 --> 01:25:40,134 And if anybody wanna come over anytime and hoop it up, 1442 01:25:40,245 --> 01:25:42,475 ring a player, you know? 1443 01:25:47,498 --> 01:25:48,965 All this silence got my gut grumblin'. 1444 01:25:49,067 --> 01:25:51,228 I'm gonna run down to Berry's, get me a pastrami and fries. 1445 01:25:51,335 --> 01:25:55,669 Eddie, a man at your age should be watching what he eats. 1446 01:25:55,773 --> 01:25:58,537 If you don't knock the fork out of my hand, 1447 01:25:58,643 --> 01:26:01,009 I won't knock the spear out of yours, okay, Somalia? 1448 01:26:01,112 --> 01:26:05,549 Eddie, get me that chicken tamale and strawberry shake special. 1449 01:26:05,650 --> 01:26:07,982 Get old Checkers a ham and cheese on some honky bread, 1450 01:26:08,086 --> 01:26:10,020 mustard, hold the mayo. 1451 01:26:10,121 --> 01:26:12,248 Get me a Mountain Dew and chopped salad. 1452 01:26:12,356 --> 01:26:15,348 I'll take some chili fries, onion rings, 1453 01:26:15,460 --> 01:26:17,325 and a pot pie with egg on it. 1454 01:26:17,428 --> 01:26:21,956 Qkay, that's gonna be three orders of "Hell, no" 1455 01:26:22,066 --> 01:26:24,193 and two sides of "Ask your mama" 1456 01:26:24,302 --> 01:26:28,102 and a large cup of "Negro, please." 1457 01:26:28,206 --> 01:26:29,571 Grumpy old man. 1458 01:26:31,709 --> 01:26:33,472 Hey, Big C, where you headed? 1459 01:26:33,578 --> 01:26:36,411 Nowhere. Just got a little business to handle. 1460 01:26:36,514 --> 01:26:37,742 I'll be back. 1461 01:27:07,466 --> 01:27:09,161 And when they build all this stuff, 1462 01:27:09,268 --> 01:27:11,202 they make it totally unaffordable 1463 01:27:11,303 --> 01:27:13,999 for the people who live here to stay here. 1464 01:27:16,196 --> 01:27:18,391 Now, we're South Side people with South Side money, 1465 01:27:18,498 --> 01:27:19,726 and that ain't much. 1466 01:27:19,833 --> 01:27:24,998 So I'm against the proposed Quality Land development project 1467 01:27:25,105 --> 01:27:28,233 on 79th and Exchange. 1468 01:27:32,212 --> 01:27:33,338 You tell it, sister! 1469 01:27:33,446 --> 01:27:35,846 That's right! Very good! 1470 01:27:35,949 --> 01:27:37,143 That's right! 1471 01:27:37,250 --> 01:27:39,150 Quiet. Qkay. 1472 01:27:40,053 --> 01:27:42,715 Before we adjourn and make our decision, 1473 01:27:42,822 --> 01:27:47,725 is there anyone else who'd like to be heard on this matter? 1474 01:27:50,497 --> 01:27:52,124 Let's get this thing over with. 1475 01:27:53,366 --> 01:27:55,231 I'd like to say somethin'. 1476 01:27:57,337 --> 01:27:58,395 Sir. 1477 01:28:08,748 --> 01:28:11,273 - What's he gonna say? - Shut up. Shut up. 1478 01:28:16,623 --> 01:28:18,090 A little nervous. 1479 01:28:20,927 --> 01:28:24,158 I haven't felt like this since I met my wife's pops. 1480 01:28:30,770 --> 01:28:32,795 My name is Calvin Palmer. 1481 01:28:32,906 --> 01:28:36,069 I own Calvin's Barbershop over on 79th. 1482 01:28:36,176 --> 01:28:38,906 Been there since 1958. 1483 01:28:39,746 --> 01:28:44,445 And all I'd like to say is that all change isn't bad. 1484 01:28:44,551 --> 01:28:46,348 Who can argue with progress? 1485 01:28:47,220 --> 01:28:50,053 Better schools, cleaner streets... 1486 01:28:50,156 --> 01:28:52,886 something we need on the South Side. 1487 01:28:52,992 --> 01:28:55,324 And I want the best for my son 1488 01:28:55,428 --> 01:28:58,829 just like my parents wanted the best for me. 1489 01:28:58,932 --> 01:29:01,457 So some change on 79th 1490 01:29:01,568 --> 01:29:04,298 is well-needed and well-deserved. 1491 01:29:04,404 --> 01:29:05,462 Qh, yeah. 1492 01:29:07,407 --> 01:29:10,774 Also, I'm happy that people outside our community 1493 01:29:10,877 --> 01:29:15,075 are starting to find the value in our neighborhoods. 1494 01:29:15,181 --> 01:29:17,172 But... 1495 01:29:17,283 --> 01:29:20,912 if that means selling our soul just to make a quick buck, 1496 01:29:21,020 --> 01:29:23,147 I ain't with that shit. 1497 01:29:28,094 --> 01:29:29,493 It's not worth it. 1498 01:29:30,063 --> 01:29:33,464 That's why I'm not sellin' out... 1499 01:29:36,302 --> 01:29:38,293 ...like some people I know. 1500 01:29:46,114 --> 01:29:48,446 Sir, do you know why Jesus wept? 1501 01:29:51,820 --> 01:29:53,754 No. No, I don't. 1502 01:29:53,855 --> 01:29:58,792 Well, when Lazarus died, 1503 01:29:58,894 --> 01:30:02,853 Martha and Mary, they cried over his body. 1504 01:30:02,964 --> 01:30:04,989 When Jesus saw their pain, 1505 01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:07,159 he couldn't help but cry, too. 1506 01:30:08,303 --> 01:30:09,964 So that's why Jesus wept. 1507 01:30:12,073 --> 01:30:15,702 That's how I feel when I look at people like Hank Tolliver 1508 01:30:15,811 --> 01:30:18,211 and Gertrude Rose 1509 01:30:18,313 --> 01:30:21,476 and Miss Emma bein' driven out... 1510 01:30:22,784 --> 01:30:26,914 ...'cause they don't fit the plan of the new developers. 1511 01:30:27,789 --> 01:30:31,987 We gotta realize that people make this community, 1512 01:30:32,093 --> 01:30:35,290 not $5 coffees and $20 mugs. 1513 01:30:35,397 --> 01:30:36,887 It's the people. 1514 01:30:36,998 --> 01:30:41,196 And once you lose the people, you lose the neighborhood. 1515 01:30:41,303 --> 01:30:43,828 So if I had to say, I would deny 1516 01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:48,876 Quality Land Development's proposal to tear up 79th 1517 01:30:48,977 --> 01:30:51,036 because it just ain't worth it. 1518 01:30:51,947 --> 01:30:53,505 Thank you. 1519 01:30:54,216 --> 01:30:57,185 That's my friend! That's my friend! 1520 01:31:06,999 --> 01:31:11,299 Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Palmer. 1521 01:31:12,471 --> 01:31:14,905 We'll take a brief recess and we'll come back with our decision. 1522 01:31:23,345 --> 01:31:25,813 You're through. You know that, don't you? 1523 01:31:34,990 --> 01:31:37,652 - That was beautiful, man. - Thanks. 1524 01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:40,786 - How much they offer you? - Not enough. 1525 01:31:49,605 --> 01:31:52,438 We have reached a unanimous decision. 1526 01:31:54,609 --> 01:31:58,010 The proposal from Quality Land Development 1527 01:31:58,113 --> 01:31:59,944 has been approved. 1528 01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:02,278 This meeting is over. 1529 01:32:06,375 --> 01:32:07,774 What have you done? 1530 01:32:07,876 --> 01:32:10,777 That's what I'm talkin' about. Money, money, money! 1531 01:32:10,879 --> 01:32:13,609 What in the world you people thinkin' about? 1532 01:33:40,994 --> 01:33:42,518 Well, I'll be. 1533 01:33:47,467 --> 01:33:49,230 How you gonna leave town without givin' my ring back? 1534 01:33:50,545 --> 01:33:52,513 I've been lookin' for your ass for 35 years. 1535 01:33:52,614 --> 01:33:55,208 And I've been carrying that cheap-ass thing with me 1536 01:33:55,316 --> 01:33:57,307 'cause I knew that's all you wanted. 1537 01:33:57,419 --> 01:34:01,219 Cheap? You saddity ho, give me my shit. 1538 01:34:01,322 --> 01:34:02,949 - You ain't changed. - You ain't, either. 1539 01:34:06,194 --> 01:34:08,219 Piece of shit, my ass. 1540 01:34:15,537 --> 01:34:17,732 - Come here, girl. - No, you come here. 1541 01:34:17,839 --> 01:34:19,739 - You come here. - No, you come here. 1542 01:34:19,841 --> 01:34:22,275 - Get your butt over here. - No, you come here. 1543 01:34:22,377 --> 01:34:24,709 Look at you. Lord have mercy. 1544 01:34:24,813 --> 01:34:26,280 You look good. 1545 01:34:29,784 --> 01:34:31,843 You look pretty, too. 1546 01:34:32,520 --> 01:34:36,149 - Don't make me chase your ass again. - I like when you chase me. 1547 01:34:36,257 --> 01:34:39,055 I been 35 years chasin' after you. 1548 01:34:40,528 --> 01:34:43,691 You still got that mattress on the floor? 1549 01:34:45,467 --> 01:34:47,196 What you thinkin'? 1550 01:34:47,302 --> 01:34:51,136 We might be able to get down there. I don't know if we gonna get up. 1551 01:34:52,273 --> 01:34:54,298 Nothin' to worry about. They ain't even real Chicago barbers. 1552 01:34:56,079 --> 01:34:57,774 - Mornin', fellas. - Mornin', young fellow. 1553 01:34:57,881 --> 01:35:00,714 - You finally got a day off? - I quit. 1554 01:35:00,817 --> 01:35:02,717 - They fired you? - No, no. 1555 01:35:02,819 --> 01:35:04,377 You know you got fired. 1556 01:35:04,488 --> 01:35:06,956 Look at you... your shirt's still smokin'. 1557 01:35:07,057 --> 01:35:10,117 No, I quit on principle. Politics ain't my thing. 1558 01:35:10,227 --> 01:35:13,754 What's going on here? Look at you. 1559 01:35:13,864 --> 01:35:15,764 Well, lookit here. If it ain't Bobby and Whitney. 1560 01:35:17,057 --> 01:35:19,491 Don't try the opposite-direction thing. 1561 01:35:19,593 --> 01:35:21,083 Richard and I are just friends. 1562 01:35:21,195 --> 01:35:22,662 "Richard." 1563 01:35:22,763 --> 01:35:24,993 It's "Richard" at work and "Big Daddy" in the bedroom. 1564 01:35:25,098 --> 01:35:28,590 Listen, little man, I got a daddy. I don't need another one. 1565 01:35:28,702 --> 01:35:30,829 So keep your mouth shut before I punch you in it. 1566 01:35:30,938 --> 01:35:33,270 She's back. 1567 01:35:33,373 --> 01:35:35,238 - What you doin' here? - He got fired. 1568 01:35:35,342 --> 01:35:36,707 I did not get fired. 1569 01:35:38,612 --> 01:35:39,738 All right, fellas, how you doin'? 1570 01:35:41,533 --> 01:35:42,557 Clown. 1571 01:35:45,670 --> 01:35:47,228 Clown! 1572 01:35:47,339 --> 01:35:50,433 Well, Jimmy, first chair is open. 1573 01:35:51,076 --> 01:35:54,739 Your old chair is open. Quiet as it's kept. 1574 01:35:54,846 --> 01:35:56,837 I don't know how long we gonna be open. 1575 01:35:56,948 --> 01:35:59,109 We gonna find out today. 1576 01:36:10,562 --> 01:36:13,360 - Hey, Calvin. - Good morning. 1577 01:36:26,711 --> 01:36:27,939 All right! 1578 01:36:29,481 --> 01:36:31,813 My chair open. Come on. 1579 01:36:35,654 --> 01:36:36,814 Snap. 1580 01:36:36,921 --> 01:36:39,651 What the hell he do? 1581 01:36:39,758 --> 01:36:41,589 Well, I'll be da... 1582 01:36:42,260 --> 01:36:45,229 Hold on. Where the hell is my uterus? 1583 01:36:45,330 --> 01:36:47,764 In the Dumpster with the rest of that mess. 1584 01:36:47,866 --> 01:36:49,834 If we goin' out, we goin' out like us. 1585 01:36:49,934 --> 01:36:51,060 That's right. 1586 01:36:52,404 --> 01:36:54,668 - We back, Big C? - Yup. 1587 01:36:54,773 --> 01:36:56,832 - What you doin' here? - He got fired. 1588 01:36:56,941 --> 01:36:59,102 - Whatever. - You quit? 1589 01:37:00,278 --> 01:37:01,836 I ain't a politician. 1590 01:37:03,181 --> 01:37:06,082 - Don't tell me you quit. - What was I supposed to do? 1591 01:37:06,184 --> 01:37:08,812 Is Lalowe Brown the only politician in Chicago? 1592 01:37:17,395 --> 01:37:19,590 Listen, Cal... 1593 01:37:19,698 --> 01:37:22,360 Don't even worry about it. Don't worry about it. 1594 01:37:23,068 --> 01:37:24,558 Good to have you back. 1595 01:37:25,437 --> 01:37:26,597 Good to be back. 1596 01:37:26,705 --> 01:37:29,503 Archie Bunker and George Jefferson back together again. 1597 01:37:31,509 --> 01:37:34,205 - Respect, man. - All right, respect. 1598 01:37:40,085 --> 01:37:42,383 Yo, what's up? 1599 01:38:38,643 --> 01:38:41,612 - What's happenin', y'all? - What's goin' on? 1600 01:38:41,713 --> 01:38:43,237 Can somebody tighten me up? 1601 01:38:43,348 --> 01:38:45,543 Come on over here, Wakefield. Sit down. 1602 01:38:45,650 --> 01:38:47,049 Serve you right. 1603 01:38:47,152 --> 01:38:49,017 What's up, Cal? 1604 01:38:49,120 --> 01:38:51,054 What's up, y'all? Quick lineup? 1605 01:38:51,156 --> 01:38:52,123 What's happenin'? 1606 01:38:52,223 --> 01:38:53,588 I got you, playboy. 1607 01:38:53,691 --> 01:38:57,286 Calvin, I like what you said yesterday. 1608 01:38:57,395 --> 01:38:58,885 What's up, man? 1609 01:38:59,898 --> 01:39:01,559 Dinka, can you hook me up? 1610 01:39:01,666 --> 01:39:04,100 Yes, sir. No problem. 1611 01:39:04,202 --> 01:39:05,794 Leave my customers alone. 1612 01:39:05,904 --> 01:39:07,496 That's Rick's. 1613 01:39:10,975 --> 01:39:13,443 Hey, Rick, I'm next with you. 1614 01:39:13,545 --> 01:39:15,536 All right. Whatever you want here. 1615 01:39:15,647 --> 01:39:18,241 It looks to me like the village has spoken. 1616 01:39:18,850 --> 01:39:22,342 It's okay. Just a minor setback. 1617 01:39:23,321 --> 01:39:24,618 Minor. 1618 01:39:24,722 --> 01:39:26,349 We can get through this. 1619 01:39:29,928 --> 01:39:31,122 "We"? 1620 01:39:32,831 --> 01:39:36,597 Young man, you're on your own. 1621 01:39:38,136 --> 01:39:39,626 Remember that. 1622 01:39:45,476 --> 01:39:47,239 Hey, Isaac, play somethin'. 1623 01:39:47,345 --> 01:39:50,974 Anything but R. Kelly. Please. Somethin' wrong with that boy. 1624 01:39:51,082 --> 01:39:54,245 He need some serious help. We ain't listenin' to no R. Kelly. 1625 01:39:54,352 --> 01:39:57,412 Hold, now. Don't start talkin' about R. Kelly. 1626 01:39:57,522 --> 01:39:59,752 I saw the tape. Y'all see the tape? 1627 01:39:59,858 --> 01:40:02,122 - Yeah, I saw the tape. - How that boy gonna say it ain't him? 1628 01:40:02,227 --> 01:40:05,594 You can't believe everything. The media likes to spin stuff. 1629 01:40:05,697 --> 01:40:07,289 - That was him. - You don't know. 1630 01:40:07,398 --> 01:40:09,992 - I think he was set up. - He was set up. 1631 01:40:10,101 --> 01:40:13,969 He set up the camera. That's what he did! 1632 01:40:14,072 --> 01:40:17,872 He had his head so far up that girl's behind, 1633 01:40:17,976 --> 01:40:19,603 you thought it was Groundhog Day. 1634 01:40:19,711 --> 01:40:22,839 But that ain't him. It ain't just him. 1635 01:40:22,947 --> 01:40:25,814 Michael Jackson... his problem is he got a Ferris wheel. 1636 01:40:25,917 --> 01:40:29,284 How you gonna be a pedophile with a Ferris wheel? 1637 01:40:29,387 --> 01:40:33,346 Kobe Bryant... everybody thought he was Mr. Goody Two-shoes. 1638 01:40:33,458 --> 01:40:36,086 Come to find out he ain't have on no shoes. 1639 01:40:36,194 --> 01:40:38,219 He didn't have on no socks, either. 1640 01:40:38,329 --> 01:40:39,853 Man, and Luther Vandross. 1641 01:40:42,600 --> 01:40:43,567 You done gone too goddamn far. 1642 01:40:44,827 --> 01:40:47,523 Don't talk about Luther Vandross, okay? 1643 01:40:47,630 --> 01:40:49,154 Luther's sick, man. 1644 01:40:50,266 --> 01:40:52,826 - I can't talk about Luther Vandross? - No! 1645 01:40:52,935 --> 01:40:56,371 Everybody in here sayin' I can't talk about Luther Vandross? 1646 01:40:56,472 --> 01:40:57,871 No! 1647 01:40:57,974 --> 01:41:00,033 I can't talk about Luther Vandross? 1648 01:41:00,143 --> 01:41:03,010 What you gonna do about it, then? 1649 01:41:03,646 --> 01:41:06,809 Eddie, that's what I'm talkin' about. That's enough! 1650 01:41:07,183 --> 01:41:08,411 That's enough!