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Huh?
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What the... Aw.
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Oh...
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I hate Mondays.
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Pooky, cover me.
I'm goin' in.
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Alley... oop.!
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B- b-b-b-b-bah, ha!
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Oh, Sleeping Beauty, wake up.
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You can stop dreaming about me
because I'm here.
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Now, just wake up.
You've got work to do.
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You're not just my owner,
you're my primary caregiver.
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- Now be a...
- Not now, Garfield.
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Get... A-Ah...
Just... All right.
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Cut the sweet stuff.
Easy now. Just...
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Trying to cuddle
with me, huh?
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Trying to avoid
your duties, huh?
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Well, that just
ain't gonna... fly!
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It isn't gonna
work with m... me.
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See, I'm getting my exercise,
doin' my job.
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Just one quick cannonball!
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- Oh!
- Morning.
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Garfield!
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Okay! I think you're clean enough now.
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- H- H-Hot.! Hot.! Hot.!
- Got your towel right here.
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Garfield.! No.!
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- It's liver flavored.
- Mm! Delicious.
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Mm. Mm!
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Mm!
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Oh! Oh, liver!
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Well, actually, it's liver flavored.
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That was a good breakfast.
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Now I think I'll just
fall off the "Catkin's" diet...
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and get myself
a little high-fat chaser.
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Mmm.
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- Garfield, look, the milk truck.
- Oh, attaboy, Nermal.
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- The milk truck comes every day.
- Yeah, but maybe not today.
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Maybe it's changing routes.
Maybe this'll be the last we'll ever see of it.
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Come on. It's just across the street.
We're cats. We like milk.
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- Let's go for it.
- No.
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- But, you... -
- But nothin'.
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I don't leave
the cul-de-sac for anything.
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Out there,
it's a hornet's nest of trouble.
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Bad things happen out there.
So I don't go out there.
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Besides, I've found
if you wait long enough...
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everything comes to you.
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#Here come the milkman
Here come the milkman #
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- # He got his shoes on, he got his milk pan ##
- Hey, Nermal...
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let's play astronaut
again today.
49
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, I love that game.
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You're such a brave
little astronaut.
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- All right.
- Prepare to jump into your spaceship,
Commander Nermal.
52
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But wh-wh-what
about the milk?
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- Who needs milk when you can be in outer space?
- Ah.
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- You got a secret mission today.
- Yeah?
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- You'll be exploring the Milky Way.
- Okay.
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I get the chills when you jump
in your little spacecraft.
57
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The nation thanks you.
Prepare to blast off.
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- I'm ready to go, friend.
- Three, two, one.
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Whoa!
Now I feel like it.
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Bon voyage.
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Look at me go.!
Whoo-hoo.!
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- Don't look down.!
- I'm an eagle flying.!
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Come to papa, baby.
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I can see everything up here.
I can see my house.
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Got milk?
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I can see
the whole neighborhood.
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- Well, that's nice. That's very nice.
- Hey, there's another milk truck.
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Ooh.!
And that is even nicer.
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- I can see... Whoa!
- Mission accomplished, Nermal.
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Whoa.! Whoa,
Garfield, do it again.
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Where did everybody go?
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You're on the wrong side
of the street, fat cat. Beat it!
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And you, Luca, the wrong side
of the evolutionary curve.
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Okay, that's it.
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- You're gonna get it good today.
- I make a point to get it good every day.
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The real question, Luca,
is how shall I outwit you this time?
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- What?
- Shall I baffle you with simple math?
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- I know how to spell.
- Or should I distract you with something shiny?
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- Now you're making fun of me.
- I hope so. You're no fun to look at.
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You'll never get
the best of me! Aaah!
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- I think I just did.
- Not the ducks again!
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Jump back!
And kiss myself.
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Oooh!
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If I ever get off this chain,
you're goin' down.
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Everybody back up! I don't know
how wild this thing is gonna get.
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I love the smell of
cinnamon-apple in the morning.
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It smells like... victory.
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Oooh!
I hate this fat cat.
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So much time,
and so little I need to do.
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Mouse!
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No thanks, I'm full.
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Get him, Garfield!
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Get him, Jon!
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Oh, it's always gotta be
smashing and crashing.
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Nobody poisons anymore.
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Aha.!
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Whoa...
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There's my ball!
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What good is a cat
that can't chase a mouse?
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I don't do the chase thing.
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All right,
I'll handle this.
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I know you don't hear me,
but can't you just listen?
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Louis, what are you doing
in the house when Jon's home?
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Sorry, Garfield, man.
I couldn't help it.
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Look, when he sees you, he expects
more from me. Don't you get that?
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Jon's got those macadamia nut cookies.
I'm trying to maintain.
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- You understand?
- Sure. As long as you understand I have to eat you.
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Aw!
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Mm. Mmm.
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- Mm! Mmm!
- Oh, good boy.
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See, I knew you could do it
if you put your mind to it.
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- You are the best cat a guy could have.
- Mmm.
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Mm.! Mm.!
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Mmm.
M- M-M-M-M-M-M-Mm.
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Have you tasted
yourself lately?
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Hey, it wasn't exactly the first-class lounge
in there for me either.
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Get yourself lost. Take a powder for a couple days,
get a haircut and grow a beard.
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Cool.
I owe you one, "G."
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I got a question for you.
Do you love your cat?
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Finally, back on
my regular schedule.
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You're gonna make sure
he has nothing but Kibbly Kat food.
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Isn't that right,
Persnikitty?
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That cat's puss is everywhere...
TV, newspapers, T-shirts.
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Who would want
that kind of exposure?
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- Hey, buddy.
- Yeah, cut the small talk. What's in the bag?
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Remember, be happy.
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I'm happy when I'm with you,
you delicate m�lange...
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of tomato paste, ricotta cheese,
ground meat and pasta!
129
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Garfield, don't even
think about it.
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That's my food.
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I may just nibble.
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Thanks, Happy.
And thank you for joining us.
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I'm Christopher Mello.
Remember...
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Be happy.
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Okay, cut. Good.
136
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We're clear.
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Give me the Benadryl.
Give me the Benadryl.
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Yeah! Yeah.
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Yeah! Yeah.
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Damned cat allergies.
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Any word
from the network yet?
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Uh, no, but they're looking for a dog act
on Good Day, New York.
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Dog act!
Story of my life.
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Looking for a dog,
and I'm stuck with a cat.
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I thought the segment
went quite well.
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"I thought the segment went quite well. "
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Of course it went well,
you toad!
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The 50 housewives
who saw it, loved it.
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This is WalterJ. Chapman
reporting live from The Hague.
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Oh, please,
what a know-it-all!
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...were met with angry crowds...
152
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And everybody always said
I was the handsome one.
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I was the smart one.
And I was born first.
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But there you are
"live from The Hague"...
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and here I am working with this sack of dander
on a dead-end regional morning show.
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Back to you, Dan.
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Back to you, Dan.
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Garfield!
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Did you eat all four boxes of lasagna?
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It's not my fault. They started it.
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What am I gonna do
with you?
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Love me. Feed me.
Never leave me.
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Come on. Let's go for a ride
to someplace you love...
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that always leaves you
feeling pampered and refreshed.
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Huh? Oh, I know...
Chuck E. Cheese.
166
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Thank you.
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00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:55,784
No? Wendy's?
Taco Kitty? No?
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Well, I'm stumped.
Maybe Olive Garden for you?
169
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Hmm. The only time I ever leave my cul-de-sac
is when Jon takes me to the vet...
170
00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:10,634
which he's been doing a lot recently,
and it appears to have nothing to do with me.
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00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:14,332
Jon must want to go
for his own reason.
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00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,967
Well, there's nothing wrong
with Garfield.
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He's just a happy,
fat, lazy cat.
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No need for
a second opinion.
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- Well, I worry about him.
- I know you do.
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Ooh!
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You know, you care about him more than
any owner I've ever known.
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"Him" has a name.
Is this an H.M.O.?
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Let's get Garfield in for his dip.
I wanna talk to you in private.
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- Mm. Oh!
- She's so beautiful.
181
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,567
Uh, Mr. Pathetic, you've had a crush
on her since high school.
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Would you please ask her out so she can
reject you, and we can get on with my life?
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I have to ask her out.
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- Wish me luck.
- Okay, go get 'em, big tiger.
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You the man. You the fella.
You the boss.
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You preach to her. Show her how
the cow eats the cabbage...
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you hopeless loser.
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Betty, today, why don't you start me off
with a Swedish massage...
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a manicure
and a pedicure, okay?
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Seaweed wrap, loofah...
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00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,464
belly rub, uh...
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tail waxing and then
crack my toes to finish.
193
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:20,166
Jon, there's something
important I need to ask you.
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Something that I wouldn't ask
most guys who come in here.
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Wait, no. I think I know
where this is going.
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- You do?
- I do.
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00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:31,110
Liz, I've wanted to ask you
the same thing for a very long time.
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- Are you sure that
we're talking about the same thing?
- Absolutely.
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Yeah, uh, I've never been more sure
of anything in my entire life.
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Liz, I am ready
to take a chance.
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I am ready for...
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Thank you.
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A dog!
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A dog.
I'm ready for a dog.
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Hi.
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- Hey, I think he likes you.
- Hi. Yeah.
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Hi.
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00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:58,810
He's a frisky... frisky
little fella, isn't he?
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00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,176
His name's Odie,
and he's not gonna make it...
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if he has to live
his life in a cage.
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He needs to
be loved.
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00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:17,760
Well, thank you. Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.
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00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,492
No, maybe not in my neighborhood.
214
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:24,525
Hey, Boomer,
I really gotta run.
215
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:28,835
Gotta fly, everybody. Really, please,
stay behind the security fences.
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So great of you
to come out to see me...
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but I've got somebody waiting for me,
very devoted, almost crippled.
218
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,114
No, please, don't cry.
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I know what it's like to be unloved.
Well, you do.
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I'll try to come back and visit,
and if I don't, I'll try to write.
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- Bye-bye.
- Does anybody know this guy?
222
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,218
Bye-bye, everybody.
Garfield is leaving the building.
223
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,694
Jon, you know you don't have to do this
if you don't want to.
224
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,254
No. No, it's okay.
225
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,857
Some part of me always wanted
to know what it'd be like...
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to have a pet that actually
wants to play with you.
227
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You're a good friend.
228
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:03,235
One question... Am I still gorgeous?
229
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,808
Jon, I think we got
a little problem here.
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00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:08,870
Uh, Jon...
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00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,109
I can help
the transition go smoothly.
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00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,583
Jon, it's in my seat. Jon.!
233
00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:16,587
- We could all go out together. Park, dog shows,
- Jon.! Uh, Jon?
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00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:19,180
- Stuff like that.
- Uh, Jonny boy?
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00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,783
W- Wait a minute.
Are... Are you... asking me out?
236
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:27,727
Oh, Jonny boy, the time has come
to get a car alarm.
237
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,133
You're not gonna believe it. A mongrel mutt
has broken into your car!
238
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,933
Garfield, this is Odie.
He's coming home with us.
239
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:37,464
Whoa! You went in there to get a date
and came out with a dog?
240
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,944
Oh, that's bad even for you.
Oh, you're so sad!
241
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:44,744
Oh, no, no, no. We're not
bringing a dog home with us.
242
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,785
Hey, I ride shotgun!
243
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:50,317
What are you looking at, tick boy?
244
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,457
Jon, it's not too late.
245
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:57,393
Quickly, turn around...
before he finds out where we live.!
246
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:03,295
Please take this
trouser sniffer back.!
247
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,496
- Please.
- Come on, Odie. Let's go.
248
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,404
This is your new home.
249
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,843
Come on, buddy.
250
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:20,045
Jon, you had me,
a chick magnet...
251
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:23,486
and now you've got
a tick magnet.
252
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,988
Garfield,
Jon brought a dog home.
253
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:31,291
- I am aware, Nermal.
- Why would he do a thing like that?
254
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,464
Gee, I don't know, Nermal.
255
00:15:33,597 --> 00:15:35,758
It just seems like
a weird thing to do...
256
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:38,700
bringing a dog into a house
that already has a cat.
257
00:15:38,769 --> 00:15:41,294
Can we drop it?
I mean, it's no big... deal.
258
00:15:41,371 --> 00:15:44,340
It's... just a splattered bug
on the windshield of my life.
259
00:15:44,408 --> 00:15:46,376
A bug?
260
00:15:46,443 --> 00:15:48,604
A dim-witted, smelly, goofy...
261
00:15:48,679 --> 00:15:52,308
Splattered bug that I will deal with
appropriately and enthusiastically.
262
00:15:52,382 --> 00:15:55,579
- Come on.
- As you can see, I'm stillJon's favorite.
263
00:15:55,652 --> 00:15:58,553
See ya later, Garfield.
Good luck with the bug thing!
264
00:15:58,622 --> 00:16:00,613
Come on.
265
00:16:02,459 --> 00:16:05,553
This is payback
for the liver thing, isn't it?
266
00:16:05,629 --> 00:16:08,757
Payback.
He's a nut.
267
00:16:08,832 --> 00:16:13,132
This is your new home, Odie.
That's my office over there.
268
00:16:13,203 --> 00:16:15,364
And, uh, the TV over there.
269
00:16:15,439 --> 00:16:17,737
- And, uh, the kitchen.
- Hm.
270
00:16:17,808 --> 00:16:20,436
You wanna go see it?
Okay, go see the house. Go see it.
271
00:16:20,511 --> 00:16:23,412
Why don't you draw him
a map?
272
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:27,712
Okay, I've gotta...
remain calm, that's all.
273
00:16:27,784 --> 00:16:29,877
Jon's a cat guy,
not a dog guy.
274
00:16:29,953 --> 00:16:32,945
This'll last a week,
maybe 10 days. Tops.
275
00:16:33,023 --> 00:16:36,959
Boy, this puppy
is stupid gone wild!
276
00:16:37,027 --> 00:16:41,259
Nah, this is just a bad dream. I'm gonna
close my eyes and when I open them...
277
00:16:41,331 --> 00:16:43,561
everything will be
back to normal.
278
00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:52,601
Ah! That's not normal.
279
00:16:52,676 --> 00:16:54,610
Not close.
Oh, great.
280
00:16:54,678 --> 00:16:57,272
Dog cooties.
Somebody inoculate me, please.
281
00:17:02,252 --> 00:17:04,186
This is a nightmare. L...
282
00:17:04,254 --> 00:17:08,122
I just need a little quality time
with man's real best friend...
283
00:17:08,191 --> 00:17:10,091
television.
284
00:17:15,732 --> 00:17:18,496
No, no, no. No, no. No.
285
00:17:18,569 --> 00:17:21,629
Hey, new guy, let me hip you
to the rules, okay?
286
00:17:21,705 --> 00:17:24,105
Number one...
that's my chair, all right?
287
00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:29,407
I even see you raise a leg,
and it's on, it's go time, pal.
288
00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:33,949
Very well.
289
00:17:45,662 --> 00:17:50,656
Yeah, I think I just may have
a mental advantage on this guy.
290
00:18:03,046 --> 00:18:06,607
Leave me alone.
I'm not kidding, Yodel Odie.
291
00:18:06,683 --> 00:18:10,380
Pop a worm pill
and hit the road. I'm busy.
292
00:18:10,454 --> 00:18:14,481
You wanna play? Fine.
You can be my new astronaut.
293
00:18:14,558 --> 00:18:17,789
Go jump in the pail,
and we'll shoot you into outer space.
294
00:18:17,861 --> 00:18:21,319
Come on. It's real simple.
Here, I'll even throw your ball in there.
295
00:18:21,398 --> 00:18:23,730
Follow the ball,
andjump in the pail.
296
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,995
Come on, Odie.
Just like this.
297
00:18:26,069 --> 00:18:29,971
Come on over here and just jump
right into the pail, and help me.
298
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,201
Come on. No.
Just in here like this.
299
00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:33,799
Uh-oh.!
Don't touch that.!
300
00:18:33,877 --> 00:18:36,402
Aaah!
301
00:18:38,982 --> 00:18:41,007
Oh, no.!
302
00:18:41,718 --> 00:18:44,016
Whoa!
303
00:18:47,991 --> 00:18:49,788
Aaah.!
304
00:18:54,831 --> 00:18:56,765
Oh, no!
305
00:19:00,671 --> 00:19:04,038
Houston, we have a problem.
306
00:19:04,107 --> 00:19:07,099
Odie, get off the pail.
307
00:19:07,177 --> 00:19:09,873
Would you get off
the pail, please?
308
00:19:09,946 --> 00:19:12,244
Okay, time for a new game.
309
00:19:12,315 --> 00:19:14,340
It's called
"my claw in your butt"game.
310
00:19:14,418 --> 00:19:17,012
Come here! Get back here!
311
00:19:17,087 --> 00:19:19,783
Come on!
I'll just use my left claw.
312
00:19:19,856 --> 00:19:23,019
If my legs were longer,
I'd have caught you by now. Come here.
313
00:19:23,093 --> 00:19:25,527
Just wait for one second.
314
00:19:25,595 --> 00:19:26,721
Slow... down.
315
00:19:26,797 --> 00:19:29,129
Ahhh... -
316
00:19:29,199 --> 00:19:32,566
Well, well, well.
I've got you now, fat cat.
317
00:19:32,636 --> 00:19:36,197
Hey, Luca, is that a new chain
you're wearin', fella?
318
00:19:36,273 --> 00:19:38,764
Looks good on ya. You look great.
You been working out?
319
00:19:38,842 --> 00:19:41,811
Oh, I've been waiting
years for this.
320
00:19:41,878 --> 00:19:44,142
Would that be regular years or dog years?
321
00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:49,751
What the... Get away
from me, pip-squeak.
322
00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:53,779
Uh, Luca, this is Odie.
Odie, Luca.
323
00:19:53,857 --> 00:19:56,121
Luca, do me a favor and eat him for me,
would you, please?
324
00:19:56,193 --> 00:19:58,627
- Garfield, are you all right?
- I think so.
325
00:19:58,695 --> 00:20:00,993
Luca's about
to have Odie for lunch.
326
00:20:01,064 --> 00:20:03,589
If it wasn't for Odie,
you'd be Luca's chew toy.
327
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:06,067
Yeah, he saved your life.
328
00:20:06,136 --> 00:20:09,663
- Odie's a hero!
- Why? Because I wasn't ripped to shreds?
329
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:12,573
No, Odie's an imbecile
until further notice.
330
00:20:15,445 --> 00:20:17,379
Hey, moondust...
331
00:20:17,447 --> 00:20:20,109
if I were you, I'd grab
a nice piece of carpet.
332
00:20:20,183 --> 00:20:22,674
Jon doesn't let me
sleep up top. Ever.
333
00:20:25,255 --> 00:20:27,985
Odie... You wanna
sleep in the bed?
334
00:20:28,058 --> 00:20:29,992
Okay.
335
00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:32,961
Wha...
336
00:20:33,029 --> 00:20:36,430
Hey, buddy. Good boy.
Who's a good boy, huh?
337
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,434
You want to sleep
on the bed tonight?
338
00:20:38,502 --> 00:20:40,436
Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
339
00:20:40,504 --> 00:20:44,099
I think I'm going
to blow cat-chow chunks.
340
00:20:44,174 --> 00:20:46,165
Good night, Odie.
Good night, Garfield.
341
00:20:46,243 --> 00:20:48,268
Great. Wish me luck
with the nightmares.
342
00:21:05,228 --> 00:21:07,628
Another day ruined.
343
00:21:15,372 --> 00:21:19,468
Oh, you little suck-up. Oh!
344
00:21:24,281 --> 00:21:26,749
Whoa! Whoa, baby.
345
00:21:31,087 --> 00:21:34,318
No. Down.
Down, dumb dog.
346
00:21:39,429 --> 00:21:42,159
What part of"no"
don't you understand?
347
00:21:42,232 --> 00:21:47,101
The push off the chair?
Off! I don't want to play.
348
00:21:47,170 --> 00:21:50,731
Oh! Look. What am I
supposed to say?
349
00:21:50,807 --> 00:21:53,469
"Thanks for saving
my hide with Luca?"
350
00:21:53,543 --> 00:21:56,205
Okay, thanks for saving
my hide with Luca. Get off!
351
00:21:57,614 --> 00:21:59,343
Where was I? Right here.
I was right here.
352
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:01,782
Oh!
353
00:22:01,852 --> 00:22:03,786
That was a cheap shot.
354
00:22:03,854 --> 00:22:06,721
Hit a guy
when he's not looking? Okay.
355
00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:09,623
Oh, excuse me. L-I think you
may have forgotten something.
356
00:22:09,693 --> 00:22:12,594
I saw this and I thought,
pretty sure it was your...
357
00:22:12,662 --> 00:22:15,893
Oh, I love to dish it out.
358
00:22:15,966 --> 00:22:19,902
Watch out. You see, you can't touch this.
359
00:22:19,970 --> 00:22:21,904
Come on.
Uh-huh.
360
00:22:21,972 --> 00:22:26,102
That's right.
Don't sneak up on me, baby.
361
00:22:26,176 --> 00:22:29,373
Oh, come on with that.
362
00:22:29,446 --> 00:22:31,607
Get that weak stuff outta here.
363
00:22:31,681 --> 00:22:33,615
Is that butt broken?
364
00:22:33,683 --> 00:22:35,810
No, it's something
like this here.
365
00:22:35,886 --> 00:22:38,480
Can you do this?
366
00:22:38,555 --> 00:22:42,321
Uh, shouldn't those hips be in the shop?
Walk this way, please.
367
00:22:43,426 --> 00:22:45,189
I'm-a walking the dog.
368
00:22:45,262 --> 00:22:47,628
Well, step it up a little bit.
Something like this.
369
00:22:49,666 --> 00:22:51,896
Ho, look at this.
Watch out for this thing.
370
00:22:51,968 --> 00:22:55,335
It could go. Uh-huh.
371
00:22:55,405 --> 00:22:57,430
You probably should've
practiced in the garage...
372
00:22:57,507 --> 00:22:59,975
before you stepped up
to someone of my level.
373
00:23:00,977 --> 00:23:02,911
Back up.
Come on.
374
00:23:02,979 --> 00:23:05,812
Fly with me. Maybe something
a little bit more challenging.
375
00:23:05,882 --> 00:23:09,511
Hey! How 'bout this?
Out the front door.
376
00:23:09,586 --> 00:23:12,487
Take it outside.!
377
00:23:12,555 --> 00:23:14,921
Look who's here
on the porch.
378
00:23:14,991 --> 00:23:18,791
I'm walking the porch.
I'm holding a torch. I'm ready to scorch.
379
00:23:18,862 --> 00:23:21,592
Uh-huh.
That's fancy footwork.
380
00:23:21,665 --> 00:23:23,599
Hey! Look. Garfield's
dancing with Odie.
381
00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:25,430
They're like buddies now!
382
00:23:25,502 --> 00:23:28,801
What's the matter? Oh, my God!
Odie, what are you doing here?
383
00:23:28,872 --> 00:23:32,535
I was doing a solo dance,
and a creepy dog comes up next to me?
384
00:23:32,609 --> 00:23:33,940
Did you guys see that?
Thank you, fellas. Thank you.
385
00:23:33,975 --> 00:23:35,271
Did you guys see that?
Thank you, fellas. Thank you.
386
00:23:35,345 --> 00:23:37,813
Uh-oh.
Here's more trouble.
387
00:23:43,653 --> 00:23:46,178
Look at the goony look
on his face.
388
00:23:46,256 --> 00:23:49,714
- Come on, buddy. Come here. Come on.
- Taking him back to the vet?
389
00:23:49,793 --> 00:23:52,557
- Time for our date with Liz.
- Takin'him back to the kennel, right?
390
00:23:52,629 --> 00:23:56,395
Yeah? Are you putting
him up for adoption?
391
00:23:56,466 --> 00:24:00,232
Hey, Garfield,
Jon's taking Odie on his date with Liz...
392
00:24:00,303 --> 00:24:03,500
- and he's leaving you behind.
- I know, Nermal.
393
00:24:03,573 --> 00:24:06,201
They're off
on an adventure and you're still here.
394
00:24:06,276 --> 00:24:08,210
And your point is?
395
00:24:08,278 --> 00:24:10,405
Well, that's gotta feel bad...
396
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,210
being left byJon
while he takes Odie out.
397
00:24:13,283 --> 00:24:16,047
It's like you're not
his favorite anymore.
398
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,485
Hey, what do you say
we play brain surgeon?
399
00:24:18,555 --> 00:24:21,217
Would you go get my power tools?
400
00:24:22,425 --> 00:24:24,359
This is so sad.
401
00:24:24,427 --> 00:24:26,486
Jon has completely
lost his mind.
402
00:24:26,563 --> 00:24:29,691
Doesn't realize
how important I am to him.
403
00:24:29,766 --> 00:24:32,098
I need to be so very
understanding of him...
404
00:24:32,168 --> 00:24:34,432
at this difficult time.
405
00:24:34,504 --> 00:24:37,940
Hey, wait up! Wait up for me!
You forgot me!
406
00:24:38,008 --> 00:24:41,375
Slow down! Please slow down!
I'm right back here!
407
00:24:41,444 --> 00:24:45,039
Waa... oh! I think
I pulled a hamstring.
408
00:24:48,752 --> 00:24:52,051
All right. It's okay.
I'm on. I'm on. Relax.
409
00:24:55,792 --> 00:24:58,727
Oh, my poor nose.
410
00:24:58,795 --> 00:24:59,461
So, if you own Marie,
please come and claim her.
411
00:24:59,496 --> 00:25:02,863
So, if you own Marie,
please come and claim her.
412
00:25:02,932 --> 00:25:05,958
Thank you very much.
413
00:25:06,036 --> 00:25:11,338
Now, before the show starts, go over
to the snack section on the south lawn...
414
00:25:11,408 --> 00:25:13,569
and get those goodies.
415
00:25:13,643 --> 00:25:15,611
We have things there
that we're sure...
416
00:25:15,678 --> 00:25:19,205
Yeah, go on ahead. Uh...
417
00:25:19,282 --> 00:25:22,445
I'll catch up with ya.
It's probably just a mild concussion...
418
00:25:22,519 --> 00:25:24,612
or... or a skull fracture.
419
00:25:24,687 --> 00:25:26,882
Maybe I'll get a CATscan.
420
00:25:26,956 --> 00:25:29,584
A CAT scan!
421
00:25:29,659 --> 00:25:31,991
I'd like to ask thejudges now...
422
00:25:32,062 --> 00:25:35,088
if they would please
take their positions for the viewings.
423
00:25:35,165 --> 00:25:37,861
Oh, watch your step there.
424
00:25:45,008 --> 00:25:48,239
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the dog show.
425
00:25:48,311 --> 00:25:50,245
Well, what if I
compromise a little?
426
00:25:50,313 --> 00:25:53,578
How 'bout I do the rolling around
with the yarn ball thing?
427
00:25:53,650 --> 00:25:59,020
And I'll purr. I'll purr like a Ferrari.
Or make that a Jaguar.
428
00:25:59,089 --> 00:26:03,924
I won't climb drapes though. That's more
than you get from some dumb dog.
429
00:26:03,993 --> 00:26:06,587
Oops. Dogs.
Uh-oh.
430
00:26:06,663 --> 00:26:09,962
- Oh, what? You're all gonna take it personally?
- Down, boy. Sit.
431
00:26:10,033 --> 00:26:12,126
- Stay!
- Now, I'm gonna die.
432
00:26:12,202 --> 00:26:15,638
Oh, now I really
am gonna die.!
433
00:26:15,705 --> 00:26:17,639
Excuse me.
Can I get through here?
434
00:26:17,707 --> 00:26:20,972
No one under this tarp. Ah.! That's my ear.!
435
00:26:21,044 --> 00:26:23,171
Owners, maintain control of your dogs.
436
00:26:23,246 --> 00:26:26,044
People, control
those animals now.!
437
00:26:26,116 --> 00:26:29,017
Music! Music, you idiot!
438
00:26:31,121 --> 00:26:34,022
Yeah, play the music.
439
00:26:34,090 --> 00:26:36,217
That's my bad knee. Stop it. All right.!
440
00:26:36,292 --> 00:26:39,784
Feets, don't fail me now.!
441
00:26:39,863 --> 00:26:44,129
I apologize for this.
Please excuse this outburst.
442
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,498
- This is highly irregular.
- Odie! Odie!
443
00:26:46,569 --> 00:26:49,561
Odie.! Odie, come on.
Come on, buddy. Come on back.
444
00:26:49,639 --> 00:26:51,630
Odie.! Odie, you want a treat?
Huh? Buddy?
445
00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:56,739
Okay. All right.
I need a ride.
446
00:26:56,813 --> 00:26:59,077
I'm a cat in trouble.
I'm hitching a ride in your muumuu.
447
00:26:59,149 --> 00:27:00,844
- Ooh!
- Come on! Let's move!
448
00:27:00,917 --> 00:27:04,648
Go.! Let's move.! Dig.! Dig.! Hyah.! Hyah.!
449
00:27:04,721 --> 00:27:08,179
Come on, Pinkie. Move it out.!
Oh.! Sorry. Sorry.
450
00:27:12,128 --> 00:27:15,586
Move.! Move.! Move, Pinkie.!
Move, Pinkie.! Move.!
451
00:27:15,665 --> 00:27:18,429
We certainly have
a new star in the arena.
452
00:27:20,270 --> 00:27:23,034
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is amazing.!
453
00:27:24,474 --> 00:27:27,068
Talented little fella, huh?
454
00:27:28,945 --> 00:27:32,244
Hyah, Pinkie! Hyah!
They're gaining on us, Pinkie!
455
00:27:32,315 --> 00:27:35,409
A cat's life is at stake. Whoa.!
456
00:27:36,619 --> 00:27:38,610
Thanks for the ride.
457
00:27:38,688 --> 00:27:41,122
Excuse me, ma'am.
Please call 911.
458
00:27:42,292 --> 00:27:44,351
Please.!
459
00:27:44,427 --> 00:27:46,588
This is exactly
what I deserve anyway.
460
00:27:48,464 --> 00:27:51,763
I promise if I survive,
I'll never compete with a dog again.
461
00:27:52,468 --> 00:27:54,800
Okay.! You got me.!
462
00:27:54,871 --> 00:27:58,534
But before I say good-bye...
Oh, isn't this the final irony?
463
00:27:58,608 --> 00:28:01,441
Look who's here to witness this.
The mailman!
464
00:28:01,511 --> 00:28:03,945
You're so stupid.
465
00:28:05,982 --> 00:28:08,416
Whoo! Yeah!
466
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,280
Whoo. Whoo-hoo.
467
00:28:14,190 --> 00:28:17,091
Yes!
468
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,926
Odie, come here.
That's a good boy. Oh, hi.
469
00:28:20,997 --> 00:28:24,194
Ladies and gentlemen, Happy Chapman.
470
00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:29,068
That is one talented dog!
471
00:28:31,207 --> 00:28:33,835
You know, this is exactly
the kind of dog...
472
00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:35,935
that could have
a future in television.
473
00:28:36,012 --> 00:28:39,072
Oh, thank you, Mr. Chapman,
but Odie's just my pet.
474
00:28:39,148 --> 00:28:41,343
And that's... that's all
I really want him to be.
475
00:28:41,417 --> 00:28:44,511
- You're kidding.
- No.
476
00:28:44,587 --> 00:28:47,852
Okay. Well,
this is for you.
477
00:28:47,924 --> 00:28:49,858
And, uh...
478
00:28:49,926 --> 00:28:52,588
this is for you if you
happen to change your mind.
479
00:28:52,662 --> 00:28:54,960
You just ring me up.
You give... "Hello? Hello?
480
00:28:55,031 --> 00:28:57,192
I changed my mind.
I wanna be a star. "
481
00:28:57,267 --> 00:28:59,258
- Okay.
- Okay!
482
00:28:59,335 --> 00:29:02,395
- Okay.
- Let's hear it for Odie!
483
00:29:02,472 --> 00:29:06,169
What a sensational ending
to a rather unconventional show.!
484
00:29:06,242 --> 00:29:09,177
- Smile.
- Our winner today...
485
00:29:09,245 --> 00:29:13,583
a fabulous dancing puppy
called Odie.!
486
00:29:13,716 --> 00:29:16,241
...the cul-de-sac. Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
487
00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:19,379
N- Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
488
00:29:19,455 --> 00:29:22,686
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de...
489
00:29:22,758 --> 00:29:27,218
I'm h-home.
490
00:29:27,296 --> 00:29:30,129
- I had fun today. Thank you.
- Yeah, me too.
491
00:29:30,199 --> 00:29:32,633
Would you like to come in?
492
00:29:32,702 --> 00:29:34,863
- Uh, not today.
- I knew that.
493
00:29:34,937 --> 00:29:36,962
- I'm sorry.
- Jon, I wanna come over, just not today.
494
00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:39,872
I have to cover
for another vet.
495
00:29:39,942 --> 00:29:42,001
Oh! Really?
496
00:29:42,078 --> 00:29:44,672
How's Sunday?
497
00:29:44,747 --> 00:29:48,239
Sunday is... Sunday's great.
S- Sunday's good. Sunday.
498
00:29:48,317 --> 00:29:50,308
Okay.
499
00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:56,115
So, I'll...
500
00:29:56,192 --> 00:29:58,660
- I'll see you Sunday.
- Sunday.
501
00:29:58,728 --> 00:30:00,662
Sunday.
502
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:07,362
Why? Why has this happened?
503
00:30:07,436 --> 00:30:10,633
I was the one.
It was all about me.
504
00:30:10,706 --> 00:30:14,836
Not about some stupid,
sniveling, smelly...
505
00:30:14,910 --> 00:30:17,743
high-maintenance disco dog.
506
00:30:20,082 --> 00:30:22,346
Ahh!
507
00:30:31,694 --> 00:30:33,787
Oh, no.
508
00:30:56,719 --> 00:30:58,914
Huh? Oh...
509
00:31:15,137 --> 00:31:19,437
You just can't do this, Jon. He's trying
to tear us apart. Don't you see that?
510
00:31:19,508 --> 00:31:21,908
You know me. I'm too lazy
to try to destroy your house.
511
00:31:21,977 --> 00:31:25,310
I was provoked, pushed,
prodded, driven mad.
512
00:31:25,381 --> 00:31:29,010
You can't kick me out of my own house
like I'm some kind of animal!
513
00:31:30,019 --> 00:31:31,214
Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!
514
00:31:31,249 --> 00:31:32,410
Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!
515
00:31:32,488 --> 00:31:36,117
You know I'm scared
of the dark.
516
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:41,326
Yeah, that's a good boy.
Who's a good boy?
517
00:31:41,397 --> 00:31:45,265
# Used to haveJon to myself #
518
00:31:45,334 --> 00:31:50,033
# Day or night
There was no one else #
519
00:31:50,106 --> 00:31:53,837
# From dawn to dusk
my meals would come #
520
00:31:53,909 --> 00:31:58,346
#I'd lounge about in my home #
521
00:31:58,414 --> 00:32:01,440
#But now I'm out
in the cold of night #
522
00:32:01,517 --> 00:32:07,319
#All alone till
the dawn's first light #
523
00:32:07,389 --> 00:32:13,350
# I'm in a new dog
state of mind #
524
00:32:19,869 --> 00:32:23,498
# Used to think I had a home #
525
00:32:23,572 --> 00:32:27,975
#A special place
to call my own #
526
00:32:28,043 --> 00:32:31,843
# But now the dog's in
and I'm out #
527
00:32:31,914 --> 00:32:37,216
#I've got no jon
I've got no clout #
528
00:32:45,995 --> 00:32:51,900
# I'm in a new dog
state of mind ##
529
00:33:00,342 --> 00:33:03,607
Leave me alone.
You've won.
530
00:33:03,679 --> 00:33:06,773
You're inside with him,
and I'm out here all by myself.
531
00:33:33,709 --> 00:33:37,475
Odie? You came out here
to be with me?
532
00:33:37,546 --> 00:33:39,639
I'm touched.
533
00:33:39,715 --> 00:33:43,481
And you must be touched in the head.
534
00:33:48,490 --> 00:33:51,050
See you in the morning, little fella.
535
00:33:51,126 --> 00:33:55,085
You know, a puppy needs a little tough love
every now and then.
536
00:33:55,164 --> 00:33:57,496
I think it builds character.
537
00:33:57,566 --> 00:33:59,864
Hello, Pooky. Miss me?
538
00:33:59,935 --> 00:34:03,393
You know what? I'm gonna
make it up to Odie tomorrow.
539
00:34:03,472 --> 00:34:06,270
I'm going to teach him how to
drink out of the toilet.
540
00:34:06,342 --> 00:34:08,674
Poor Odie.
541
00:34:08,744 --> 00:34:11,611
- That cat is such a pig.
- Garfield's a pig?
542
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,739
You never put
the dog out at night.
543
00:34:13,816 --> 00:34:16,512
Why not?
544
00:34:16,585 --> 00:34:18,746
Because dogs...
run away.
545
00:35:43,572 --> 00:35:48,566
Sure, Jon, I'll eat
all your lasagna for you.
546
00:35:55,951 --> 00:35:59,387
Oh, look.
What do we have here?
547
00:35:59,455 --> 00:36:02,720
You're a lost dog.
548
00:36:05,627 --> 00:36:08,289
Well, we can fix that.
549
00:36:13,969 --> 00:36:16,460
Oh, do I feel good
this morning.
550
00:36:16,538 --> 00:36:20,030
I slept like a fat cat.
551
00:36:20,109 --> 00:36:22,339
Hey, tall, dark and human,
what's for breakfast?
552
00:36:22,411 --> 00:36:25,039
Odie! Where
are you, boy?
553
00:36:25,114 --> 00:36:28,242
Well, relax. Uh, I think
he was going to camp out.
554
00:36:29,752 --> 00:36:35,054
- Odie?
- Well, he probably had
a sleepover at Luca's, I think.
555
00:36:36,291 --> 00:36:40,557
Odie! Odie?
556
00:36:40,629 --> 00:36:44,360
Hm. Well, maybe he's fetching
the paper for the neighbors.
557
00:36:47,169 --> 00:36:49,103
Where is that silly dog?
558
00:36:53,709 --> 00:36:56,177
I can't go on like this
anymore, Wendell.
559
00:36:56,245 --> 00:36:58,179
I've got to get a dog.
560
00:36:58,247 --> 00:37:00,215
I think that's a lovely idea.
561
00:37:00,282 --> 00:37:03,513
I know you've been sad and lonely since
the divorce, and I've tried to be a friend...
562
00:37:03,585 --> 00:37:05,519
Not for me, you imbecile.
For the act.
563
00:37:05,587 --> 00:37:09,921
If I could get my hands on
a really talented dog...
564
00:37:09,992 --> 00:37:14,122
wouldn't WalterJ.
Just choke on his Emmy?
565
00:37:14,196 --> 00:37:16,824
- Like Odie?
- Yeah.
566
00:37:16,899 --> 00:37:20,164
Yeah, now he was good.
567
00:37:20,235 --> 00:37:24,672
Oh, yeah. You know, he was
kinda dopey-looking and spry.
568
00:37:24,740 --> 00:37:26,674
- And...
- Lost!
569
00:37:26,742 --> 00:37:28,767
Hmm?
570
00:37:33,382 --> 00:37:37,011
Hi, it's Jon. I was just calling to see
if Odie's been over there.
571
00:37:37,086 --> 00:37:39,884
My name is Jon Arbuckle,
and, um, I can't find my dog.
572
00:37:39,955 --> 00:37:42,788
I've looked all around the neighborhood,
and I can't find him.
573
00:37:42,858 --> 00:37:44,723
I saw him last night, but I
haven't seen him this morning.
574
00:37:44,793 --> 00:37:47,387
And, uh, if you see him,
give me a call, please.
575
00:37:47,463 --> 00:37:50,899
Uh, I was calling to see if you'd seen Odie?
Um, I think he's run away.
576
00:37:50,966 --> 00:37:54,458
I was giving him a bath,
and I forgot to put his collar back on.
577
00:37:54,536 --> 00:37:56,470
You know, 'cause
Garfield hates his collar.
578
00:37:56,538 --> 00:38:00,201
He's about 15 pounds.
He's brownish yellow with brown floppy ears.
579
00:38:00,275 --> 00:38:02,903
Would you mind getting that?
580
00:38:02,978 --> 00:38:05,538
Um, I'm offering a reward.
581
00:38:05,614 --> 00:38:08,708
Yeah, that's right.
Okay, and he answers to the name of...
582
00:38:08,784 --> 00:38:11,810
- Hi.
- Hi.
583
00:38:11,887 --> 00:38:14,913
I'd say the refrigerator
is unguarded.
584
00:38:14,990 --> 00:38:16,685
Wh... What are you
doing here?
585
00:38:16,758 --> 00:38:18,851
We're having dinner,
remember?
586
00:38:18,927 --> 00:38:21,828
Right! R...
Dinner.
587
00:38:21,897 --> 00:38:24,832
Th-The two of us.
Tonight. Of course.
588
00:38:26,568 --> 00:38:28,593
- Shall I come in?
- Yeah!
589
00:38:28,670 --> 00:38:30,433
Yeah.
Come on in.
590
00:38:32,841 --> 00:38:35,503
Uh, you know, uh, Liz,
I have a confession.
591
00:38:35,577 --> 00:38:38,705
Uh, uh, it's not really a confession.
More of an admission.
592
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:41,112
It's a... You know what it is?
It's like a, uh...
593
00:38:41,183 --> 00:38:43,344
It's like a declaration.
I have a... a... d...
594
00:38:43,418 --> 00:38:45,750
I love it
when you do that.
595
00:38:45,821 --> 00:38:48,051
- Do what?
- You know, trip over yourself.
596
00:38:48,123 --> 00:38:50,057
It's cute.
597
00:38:50,125 --> 00:38:53,754
It's one of the reasons I had
a crush on you in high school.
598
00:38:53,829 --> 00:38:55,763
You had a crush on me?
599
00:38:55,831 --> 00:38:58,994
Yeah. I thought you were
really cute, decent.
600
00:38:59,067 --> 00:39:01,297
Not like all those
other jerks.
601
00:39:01,370 --> 00:39:03,804
I don't believe it. L...
I had a crush on you too.
602
00:39:03,872 --> 00:39:06,363
- Isn't that funny?
- Yeah.
603
00:39:06,441 --> 00:39:08,375
Hilarious.
604
00:39:08,443 --> 00:39:13,881
So, um, what's your confession/
admission/declaration?
605
00:39:13,949 --> 00:39:16,918
Actually, um...
606
00:39:18,954 --> 00:39:21,582
I forgot about our dinner.
Yeah.
607
00:39:21,657 --> 00:39:24,649
Oh, that's okay.
You know, I can... I can go.
608
00:39:24,726 --> 00:39:27,320
No. No, I'm...
I'm glad you're here.
609
00:39:27,396 --> 00:39:30,388
Let me just, uh, get my jacket,
and then we'll go.
610
00:39:36,104 --> 00:39:38,402
Okay, what am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
611
00:39:38,473 --> 00:39:42,671
What... What am I gonna do?
I've waited for this night my entire life.
612
00:39:42,744 --> 00:39:45,406
If you tell her the truth,
you'll feel much better.
613
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,074
And you won't have to
see her anymore.
614
00:39:48,150 --> 00:39:50,744
It's kinda creepy having a vet
around the house anyway.
615
00:39:50,819 --> 00:39:53,344
I can't just go out and pretend like
nothing's happened, can I?
616
00:39:53,422 --> 00:39:57,017
Well, I sure could. The one thing you can't do
is tell her the dog's gone.
617
00:39:57,092 --> 00:40:00,061
- I gotta tell her.
- No.
618
00:40:00,128 --> 00:40:02,961
- I've gotta tell her.
- No. That's not what I said.
619
00:40:04,032 --> 00:40:05,431
Schmuck.
620
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:08,469
Liz, uh,
we can't go out tonight.
621
00:40:08,537 --> 00:40:11,131
- Why not?
- Odie's run away.
622
00:40:11,206 --> 00:40:13,970
- What?
- He got out last night. I feel terrible.
623
00:40:14,042 --> 00:40:15,976
I called the pound.
I put up posters.
624
00:40:16,044 --> 00:40:18,035
I looked everywhere,
but I can't find him.
625
00:40:18,113 --> 00:40:20,741
- Why didn't you just tell me?
- I guess I figured...
626
00:40:20,816 --> 00:40:23,512
he was the only reason you were
spending time with me.
627
00:40:23,585 --> 00:40:27,112
- Come on.
- No, I'm serious. I mean, I thought...
628
00:40:27,189 --> 00:40:29,657
No, I mean, come on.
Let's go find him.
629
00:40:29,725 --> 00:40:31,659
O- Oh.
630
00:40:35,864 --> 00:40:38,731
Ayayayayay.
631
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:43,897
How can this dog be such a problem
when he's not even here anymore?
632
00:40:43,972 --> 00:40:46,133
Well, I'm not gonna
worry about him.
633
00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:48,506
I believe you've
found my dog.
634
00:40:48,577 --> 00:40:51,705
- He answers to "Odie. "
- "Odie"?
635
00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:53,577
Family name.
636
00:40:55,651 --> 00:40:58,142
Oh! Odie!
Oh, come on.
637
00:40:58,220 --> 00:41:01,314
There you are. Oh!
638
00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:05,520
Yes. Yes.
639
00:41:05,594 --> 00:41:10,327
Yes. Yes. Yes.
I can live again now.
640
00:41:10,399 --> 00:41:12,333
How could I ever
repay you?
641
00:41:12,401 --> 00:41:14,665
An autograph
would be splendid.
642
00:41:14,736 --> 00:41:16,829
Then splendid
it shall be.
643
00:41:18,106 --> 00:41:20,700
Hm.
644
00:41:20,776 --> 00:41:23,040
- Uh, no.
- Come on, boy.
645
00:41:26,114 --> 00:41:29,515
Hmm...
646
00:41:29,584 --> 00:41:32,883
Ooh.
647
00:41:32,954 --> 00:41:35,889
This is ridiculous.
648
00:41:35,957 --> 00:41:39,358
- Hey, what are you lookin' at?
- Nothin'. Just lookin' for some company.
649
00:41:39,428 --> 00:41:41,020
Keep walking, creepo.
650
00:41:41,096 --> 00:41:43,929
- What's going on?
- We know how much you hated Odie.
651
00:41:43,999 --> 00:41:46,399
- We know how much you wanted him gone.
- Wait a minute.
652
00:41:46,468 --> 00:41:48,265
All I wanted was
to sleep in my own bed.
653
00:41:48,337 --> 00:41:51,238
And to do it, you cast Odie out
into the cold, cruel world?
654
00:41:51,306 --> 00:41:53,536
We saw how you locked
Odie outside last night.
655
00:41:53,608 --> 00:41:57,442
Oh, I don't believe you guys.
I didn't know he was gonna run away.
656
00:41:57,512 --> 00:41:59,810
He's a dumb dog.
No offense, Luca.
657
00:41:59,881 --> 00:42:02,076
- Uh, what?
- You can't blame me for that.
658
00:42:02,150 --> 00:42:04,744
- Any one of us could be next.
- Yeah.
659
00:42:04,820 --> 00:42:07,914
There's no room for anybody else
in Garfield's world.
660
00:42:07,989 --> 00:42:10,048
Huh? Oh, that's
a little dramatic.
661
00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:14,061
Well, I may have been a little tough
about protecting my turf...
662
00:42:14,129 --> 00:42:18,259
but, uh,
I don't hate the guy.
663
00:42:18,367 --> 00:42:20,528
I understand Happy
has a big surprise for us.
664
00:42:20,602 --> 00:42:22,797
A special treat.
What have you got for us, Hap?
665
00:42:22,871 --> 00:42:24,805
Ah, guten Morgen, Chris.
666
00:42:24,873 --> 00:42:28,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have been working
with a very special new friend...
667
00:42:28,477 --> 00:42:32,345
and I would like
to introduce him to all of you.
668
00:42:32,414 --> 00:42:35,645
Odieschnitzel!
669
00:42:37,419 --> 00:42:40,183
Lookee here!
It's Odie!
670
00:42:40,255 --> 00:42:42,189
And he's safe and sound.
671
00:42:42,257 --> 00:42:45,954
Although, he seems to have found
an alternative lifestyle.
672
00:42:46,027 --> 00:42:47,961
He still can't dance.
673
00:42:48,029 --> 00:42:49,963
Well, this gets me off the hook
with Jon and the gang.
674
00:42:50,031 --> 00:42:53,398
- Now I'm gonna be the hero.
- That's one talented dog.
675
00:42:53,468 --> 00:42:58,201
Oh, I'm glad you think so, Chris,
because I have a little announcement to make.
676
00:42:58,273 --> 00:43:00,366
Old Happy Chapman
and Odieschnitzel...
677
00:43:00,442 --> 00:43:04,037
are going to be climbing aboard
that New Amsterdam Limited at 3:00 p. M...
678
00:43:04,112 --> 00:43:06,876
bound to New York City,
where we have the opportunity...
679
00:43:06,948 --> 00:43:10,509
to be regular contributors
on Good Day, New York.
680
00:43:10,585 --> 00:43:13,520
Huh? That's his last name...
Schnitzel?
681
00:43:13,588 --> 00:43:16,785
Thank you for all your help yesterday.
You were... You were great.
682
00:43:16,858 --> 00:43:19,827
Jon, Odie's on TV,
and he's wearing lederhosen.
683
00:43:19,895 --> 00:43:22,227
L- I'm sorry.
Garfield, not now.
684
00:43:22,297 --> 00:43:25,357
Um, I upped the reward
to, um, $200.
685
00:43:25,434 --> 00:43:27,368
And, uh, I'm going to put up
some more posters tomorrow.
686
00:43:27,436 --> 00:43:29,631
He's clog dancing, I think,
wearing lederhosen.
687
00:43:29,704 --> 00:43:32,730
I'm sorry.
Garfield, not now.
688
00:43:32,808 --> 00:43:35,368
- Oh, you're gonna miss it.
- I'm sorry, Liz. I'll call you later.
689
00:43:35,444 --> 00:43:37,674
Garfield's
being... Garfield.
690
00:43:37,746 --> 00:43:40,010
Do I have to bark
like Lassie?
691
00:43:40,081 --> 00:43:42,049
Come on.
Humor me, would ya?
692
00:43:42,117 --> 00:43:44,608
Arf! Arf! Arf!
Quickly!
693
00:43:44,686 --> 00:43:47,484
While we're young.
Today! Let's go!
694
00:43:47,556 --> 00:43:49,581
Be happy.
695
00:43:49,658 --> 00:43:53,150
Oh, you're gonna miss this. He's the small one.
The small one in the guy's hand.
696
00:43:55,464 --> 00:43:58,365
Garfield, I'm not in the mood.
697
00:44:00,068 --> 00:44:03,265
You know, it's never good
when you turn off my TV.
698
00:44:03,338 --> 00:44:05,704
And this may be
the worst ever.
699
00:44:05,774 --> 00:44:07,708
Odie's not ready.
700
00:44:07,776 --> 00:44:11,576
H- He's months of positive reinforcement
away from consistently performing.
701
00:44:17,319 --> 00:44:20,846
Happy, you promised
you'd never use that.
702
00:44:20,922 --> 00:44:22,719
I mean, that collar
is inhumane.
703
00:44:22,791 --> 00:44:25,817
This collar...
704
00:44:25,894 --> 00:44:29,330
is the dog's future.
705
00:44:29,397 --> 00:44:32,389
Do you have a problem
with that?
706
00:44:32,467 --> 00:44:34,662
- No.
- No.
707
00:44:34,736 --> 00:44:38,297
Now we'll see how smart
you really are.
708
00:44:42,210 --> 00:44:44,735
Happy Chapman. Happy Chapman.
Happy Chapman.
709
00:44:44,813 --> 00:44:47,145
Not now, Garfield.
710
00:44:47,215 --> 00:44:49,683
Jon, you're denser
than ever.
711
00:44:49,751 --> 00:44:52,151
I gotta think outside the box here.
712
00:44:52,220 --> 00:44:54,814
Hey, the box!
713
00:44:54,890 --> 00:44:56,824
Wait a second.
714
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,360
My box... My box
had something on it.
715
00:45:02,430 --> 00:45:05,058
Let's see. AppleJacks.
Frosted Flakes. Cocoa Puffs.
716
00:45:05,133 --> 00:45:08,660
Kibbly Kat.
Yes, there it is.
717
00:45:08,737 --> 00:45:13,697
Telegraph Tower. That's where they make
The Happy Chapman Show.
718
00:45:13,775 --> 00:45:16,642
Yeah. But how far away
can that be?
719
00:45:16,711 --> 00:45:19,475
Maybe...
Hmm, a paw?
720
00:45:19,548 --> 00:45:23,450
Apaw and a half maybe.
This is a done deal. I can do this.
721
00:45:23,518 --> 00:45:26,612
No!
722
00:45:26,688 --> 00:45:30,647
Can't do this.
Reached physical limits.
723
00:45:30,725 --> 00:45:33,023
Shouldn't have tried it
without snacks.
724
00:45:34,095 --> 00:45:36,029
Must go back and reload.
725
00:45:36,097 --> 00:45:39,328
Jenny, how are you? Welcome to the show.
726
00:45:39,401 --> 00:45:42,503
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
727
00:45:42,636 --> 00:45:45,332
Mmm. Mmm.
728
00:45:45,405 --> 00:45:48,306
Mmm.
729
00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:51,071
Ah, and that's the sign
that the tank is full.
730
00:45:51,211 --> 00:45:55,238
I can do this. Beyond this intersection
is just another intersection.
731
00:45:55,315 --> 00:45:57,579
And another and another.
732
00:45:57,651 --> 00:46:01,087
On the other hand, I wonder if there's
any meat loafleft in the fridge.
733
00:46:01,154 --> 00:46:03,622
No. Now's not the time
for a plate of meat loaf.
734
00:46:03,690 --> 00:46:05,658
Now's the time
for a plate of courage.
735
00:46:05,726 --> 00:46:11,164
Ladies and gentlemen,
Garfield has left the cul-de-sac.
736
00:46:18,839 --> 00:46:23,173
#He is trampling out
the vintage where the grapes
of wrath are stored #
737
00:46:23,243 --> 00:46:25,871
# He has... ##
738
00:46:27,581 --> 00:46:30,709
Now that's more my style.
739
00:46:30,784 --> 00:46:32,547
Oh, taxi.
740
00:46:32,619 --> 00:46:34,951
Step on it, will you, driver?
741
00:46:41,461 --> 00:46:45,158
No, Odie's not a hound dog.
Yes, I'm sure.
742
00:46:45,232 --> 00:46:47,962
No, I don't want
another dog.
743
00:46:48,035 --> 00:46:49,969
Thanks anyway.
744
00:46:50,037 --> 00:46:52,562
Garfield, lunchtime.
745
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,468
I made your favorite...
lasagna.
746
00:47:00,747 --> 00:47:02,681
Garfield!
747
00:47:03,884 --> 00:47:05,818
Garfield!
748
00:47:06,887 --> 00:47:08,821
Garfield, where are you?
749
00:47:13,393 --> 00:47:15,623
Can anyone direct me
to the pink building...
750
00:47:15,696 --> 00:47:19,097
that's shown on the back
of the Kibbly Kat box?
751
00:47:19,166 --> 00:47:23,262
Uh, it's the one right by
the blue-and-orange tree.
752
00:47:24,404 --> 00:47:27,737
Well, this doesn't feel
pink building-ish.
753
00:47:30,410 --> 00:47:33,038
- Hello?
- Now where you going? Oh, what is that?
754
00:47:33,113 --> 00:47:35,206
- Uh-oh, rats.
- Come on! Come on!
755
00:47:35,282 --> 00:47:37,341
- Rats the size of rats.
- Come on, kids.
756
00:47:37,417 --> 00:47:39,351
Is that big orange blob a cat?
757
00:47:39,419 --> 00:47:41,910
Hey, now, why am I
being surrounded here?
758
00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:44,856
Some of my best friends are vermin.
759
00:47:44,925 --> 00:47:46,722
Finally, some meat.
760
00:47:46,793 --> 00:47:49,421
Meat? No, it's not meat.
I'm... They measured.
761
00:47:49,496 --> 00:47:52,590
It's 100% body fat.
No nutritional value whatsoever.
762
00:47:52,666 --> 00:47:54,429
Hey, body fat's
good with us.
763
00:47:54,501 --> 00:47:56,560
- Mmm. Yea.! Yippee.!
- Uh... Uh... Louis.
764
00:47:56,637 --> 00:47:59,902
- Garfield.! Coming through.
Hey, what's going on here?
- Oh, it's my friend.
765
00:47:59,973 --> 00:48:02,908
Come on, Louis.
I got 3,000 teeny mouths to feed.
766
00:48:02,976 --> 00:48:05,444
Hey, back off. Garfield?
What are you doing here?
767
00:48:05,512 --> 00:48:09,141
Besides defending my life?
Jon got a dog...
768
00:48:09,216 --> 00:48:12,083
dog got kidnapped by a TV star,
I'm trying to rescue him.
769
00:48:12,152 --> 00:48:14,245
Seems like you got yourself
in a jam, huh?
770
00:48:14,321 --> 00:48:16,414
I wish there was something
I could do to help you out.
771
00:48:16,490 --> 00:48:19,425
Louis, I think you and I
have an account still, remember?
772
00:48:19,493 --> 00:48:22,587
- The macadamia nut cookies?
- I do love the macadamia.
773
00:48:22,663 --> 00:48:25,188
- Sorry, rat pack, this cat's with me.
- Aw, come on.
774
00:48:25,265 --> 00:48:27,665
Y'all got to roll.
Go ahead. Roll out.
775
00:48:27,734 --> 00:48:31,101
Who wants to go
to the Red Lobster alley?
776
00:48:31,171 --> 00:48:33,935
Hey, maybe next time,
little critters.
777
00:48:34,007 --> 00:48:36,100
Good luck with the plague
and rabies and everything.
778
00:48:36,176 --> 00:48:37,973
Don't push your luck, fat cat.
779
00:48:39,479 --> 00:48:42,312
Garfield, you can't just
be wandering around the city.
780
00:48:42,382 --> 00:48:44,612
There are dangers everywhere.
781
00:48:44,685 --> 00:48:47,279
Potholes, subways,
animal control.
782
00:48:47,354 --> 00:48:49,618
You think you can get me
to Telegraph Tower?
783
00:48:49,690 --> 00:48:53,057
Two more cookies and you got a deal.
But we gotta keep it on the down-low.
784
00:48:53,126 --> 00:48:55,287
How down low do we have to go?
785
00:48:55,362 --> 00:48:57,592
Yo, Garfield, you with me?
786
00:48:57,664 --> 00:49:00,599
Louis, this is a little bit
lower than I expected.
787
00:49:00,667 --> 00:49:03,795
If I didn't have a box over my head,
I'd be humiliated.
788
00:49:05,605 --> 00:49:08,802
Okay, hold up. All right.
We're almost there.
789
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:12,538
Now, when I give you the signal,
we gotta cross the street.
790
00:49:12,612 --> 00:49:16,378
- Way over there by the horizon?
- Come on, Garfield. Let's go.!
791
00:49:16,450 --> 00:49:18,350
Wait up.! Wait up.!
792
00:49:23,623 --> 00:49:27,218
- Am I dead?
- Garfield, don't move!
793
00:49:27,294 --> 00:49:29,387
Don't move?
Not a problem.
794
00:49:29,463 --> 00:49:31,693
Just wait for the walk signal.
795
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:37,302
Oh, no, it's a stampede.!
Stampede.!
796
00:49:37,370 --> 00:49:39,804
- If I can just get away from this herd.
- Garfield!
797
00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:43,176
Garfield!
798
00:49:43,243 --> 00:49:45,734
Garfield, where are you?
799
00:49:45,812 --> 00:49:48,178
Garfield, get down
from there, man.
800
00:49:48,248 --> 00:49:50,716
No. I'm not coming down.
801
00:49:50,784 --> 00:49:53,719
I'm happy to live the rest of my life
up here. Thank you.
802
00:49:58,792 --> 00:50:01,192
Liz! Liz!
803
00:50:01,261 --> 00:50:04,128
- What's wrong?
- Garfield's gone. I think he's run away too.
804
00:50:04,197 --> 00:50:07,189
First Odie, and now Garfield.
Liz, I am the worst pet owner on the planet.
805
00:50:07,267 --> 00:50:09,428
- Wait. What happened?
- I can't find him. You gotta help me.
806
00:50:09,503 --> 00:50:11,437
I can't live
without Garfield.
807
00:50:11,505 --> 00:50:12,872
Let's start at the park.
808
00:50:12,907 --> 00:50:14,239
Let's start at the park.
809
00:50:14,307 --> 00:50:17,299
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
810
00:50:17,377 --> 00:50:19,845
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
811
00:50:19,913 --> 00:50:22,438
Garfield, relax.
Look. We're here.
812
00:50:22,516 --> 00:50:24,450
- We're here now.
- Curb service.
813
00:50:25,552 --> 00:50:29,215
The Telegraph Tower
in all its splendor.
814
00:50:32,292 --> 00:50:34,817
It looks much smaller on the box.
815
00:50:34,895 --> 00:50:37,386
You gotta go all the way up there?
Good luck, playa.
816
00:50:37,464 --> 00:50:39,796
I'll catch you later.
I don't do the vertical thing.
817
00:50:39,866 --> 00:50:42,198
- Thanks a lot, partner.
- Oh, yeah. Hold up, "G."
818
00:50:42,269 --> 00:50:44,829
- What?
- Watch out for the po-po.
819
00:50:44,905 --> 00:50:47,772
- You know, five-oh? Control-oh.
- Huh?
820
00:50:47,841 --> 00:50:50,571
- Animal control, man.
- Oh, that po-po.
821
00:50:50,644 --> 00:50:53,204
- Keep it squeal.
- Hey, thanks, partner.
822
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,714
Oink, oink.
823
00:50:55,782 --> 00:50:59,377
I can't try the door. I couldn't
handle another stampede.
824
00:51:04,658 --> 00:51:06,751
Hey...
825
00:51:09,830 --> 00:51:11,957
First thing Monday morning...
826
00:51:12,032 --> 00:51:15,729
I'm gonna get to work
on losing those last 20 pounds.
827
00:51:21,107 --> 00:51:24,565
Okay, everything
looks good out there.
828
00:51:24,644 --> 00:51:26,669
Looks like we got ourselves
a blockage.
829
00:51:32,886 --> 00:51:34,820
Hmm.
830
00:51:34,888 --> 00:51:37,948
Guess we'll just...
purge the system.
831
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,560
Oh, pardon me.
832
00:51:49,636 --> 00:51:51,866
That wasn't my stomach, was it?
833
00:51:51,938 --> 00:51:55,430
Ah, there's a cooling breeze.
834
00:51:55,508 --> 00:51:57,669
Ooh. Woah!
835
00:51:57,744 --> 00:52:02,340
Woah.!
836
00:52:06,620 --> 00:52:10,056
- Whee!
- Aaah!
837
00:52:10,123 --> 00:52:12,023
Aaah!
838
00:52:15,996 --> 00:52:19,864
Oh, my poor nose.
839
00:52:21,668 --> 00:52:23,602
Jon, stop the car.
840
00:52:29,709 --> 00:52:31,768
- What?
- It's Odie.
841
00:52:31,845 --> 00:52:35,042
Somebody found him.
52903 Euclid Street.
842
00:52:35,115 --> 00:52:37,481
Let's go.
843
00:52:37,550 --> 00:52:38,250
Odie.!
844
00:52:38,285 --> 00:52:39,877
Odie.!
845
00:52:39,953 --> 00:52:42,649
Ode.!
846
00:52:43,957 --> 00:52:46,084
Ode-ster.!
847
00:52:46,159 --> 00:52:48,525
Ode-man.
848
00:52:48,595 --> 00:52:51,496
This rescue thing
is exhausting.
849
00:52:51,564 --> 00:52:53,498
When do heroes
get to eat?
850
00:52:53,566 --> 00:52:55,591
Oh, my!
851
00:52:55,669 --> 00:52:57,830
It's Odie.!
852
00:52:57,904 --> 00:53:02,671
O- O-O-O...
853
00:53:02,742 --> 00:53:06,337
Odie.
I found you.
854
00:53:06,413 --> 00:53:08,779
I'm so sorry
I got you into this mess.
855
00:53:08,848 --> 00:53:11,510
Look. We kind of got off
on the wrong paw.
856
00:53:11,584 --> 00:53:15,020
But, come on. You can be
really annoying sometimes.
857
00:53:15,088 --> 00:53:16,919
And you don't give me
enough space.
858
00:53:16,990 --> 00:53:19,550
And you're
a major-league suck-up.
859
00:53:19,626 --> 00:53:23,892
But we have a common purpose.
We shareJon.
860
00:53:23,964 --> 00:53:25,989
Jon needs us even more.
861
00:53:26,066 --> 00:53:29,331
And I kinda
want you back home too.
862
00:53:29,402 --> 00:53:31,927
So, stand back.
863
00:53:32,005 --> 00:53:33,939
I almost got it.
864
00:53:34,007 --> 00:53:38,637
Hurry up, Wendell.
Fortune waits for no man.
865
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,614
Do you think he's ready
for the audition?
866
00:53:42,682 --> 00:53:46,448
Well, why don't you see for yourself.
867
00:53:46,519 --> 00:53:50,421
Come on, Odie.
Showtime.
868
00:53:51,791 --> 00:53:53,816
Now.
869
00:53:53,893 --> 00:53:57,556
Ah. Good morning, New York.
870
00:53:57,630 --> 00:54:01,396
I know you're gonna flip for Odie
because he sure is flipping for you.
871
00:54:03,737 --> 00:54:05,830
Ride 'em, cowboy.
872
00:54:05,905 --> 00:54:09,807
- A shock collar? That's... That's inhumane.
- Tomorrow's science today.
873
00:54:09,876 --> 00:54:13,505
Oh, gosh, hot doggy.
874
00:54:13,580 --> 00:54:16,071
So, when does
our train leave?
875
00:54:16,149 --> 00:54:18,913
Oh. Two hours.
876
00:54:18,985 --> 00:54:21,647
Tickets?
Chop-chop.
877
00:54:24,524 --> 00:54:28,756
Poor Odie.
He faces a future of torture...
878
00:54:28,828 --> 00:54:31,296
neglect and degradation.
879
00:54:31,364 --> 00:54:34,697
Hey, nobody gets to mistreat
my dog like that except me.
880
00:54:39,773 --> 00:54:43,869
Psst.! I'll be right behind you,
little buddy.
881
00:54:57,590 --> 00:55:00,150
Surf's up!
882
00:55:00,226 --> 00:55:03,855
Gravity, do your thang!
883
00:55:06,866 --> 00:55:11,132
Ah-ooh!
884
00:55:11,204 --> 00:55:13,798
Ah-ooh.!
885
00:55:13,873 --> 00:55:17,900
Woah!
Housekeeping at 12:00!
886
00:55:17,977 --> 00:55:20,207
Woah!
You know...
887
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:23,306
I think I had a nightmare
like this once.
888
00:55:23,383 --> 00:55:26,716
Woah!
889
00:55:37,730 --> 00:55:43,566
Once again, my life has been saved
by the miracle of lasagna.
890
00:55:43,636 --> 00:55:47,868
I said limo, not taxi.
Do you know the difference?
891
00:55:47,941 --> 00:55:51,001
Odie, here I come!
Don't worry, fella.
892
00:55:51,077 --> 00:55:54,569
- I'll rescue you.!
- Halt.!
893
00:55:54,647 --> 00:55:56,615
- Gotcha.!
- Woah. Huh?
894
00:55:56,683 --> 00:55:59,015
Well, what have we got here?
895
00:55:59,085 --> 00:56:02,020
Looks like we got us
a cat with no tags.
896
00:56:02,088 --> 00:56:04,386
Hey, McGillicuddy,
there's an animal felony...
897
00:56:04,457 --> 00:56:06,584
happening right there
behind you.
898
00:56:06,659 --> 00:56:09,958
I'm trying to do
some rescue work here, pal.
899
00:56:10,029 --> 00:56:11,963
Hey.!
900
00:56:12,031 --> 00:56:14,727
- Welcome to my world, Red.
- I'm gonna call somebody about this.
901
00:56:14,801 --> 00:56:17,031
- Newbie on the block.
- This is police brutality.
902
00:56:17,103 --> 00:56:20,869
- Here we go.
- I have tags. I just left them in my other fur.
903
00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:23,135
This is abusive now. This is abusive.
904
00:56:23,209 --> 00:56:25,143
- In you go, big fella.
- Huh?
905
00:56:25,211 --> 00:56:29,238
- What is with the cage?
- Okay, lock 'er down.
906
00:56:29,315 --> 00:56:32,842
Oh, now, this is insulting.
You know I'm house-trained.
907
00:56:32,919 --> 00:56:34,853
- Gimme newspaper?
- Settle down, people.
908
00:56:34,921 --> 00:56:37,651
- I oughta give you a bunch of fives.
- Back about your business.
909
00:56:37,724 --> 00:56:40,818
- Rosa, I'm watching you.
- This is all a terrible mistake.
910
00:56:40,894 --> 00:56:43,556
I was trying to save a friend...
911
00:56:43,630 --> 00:56:45,962
that's not very smart,
needed my help.
912
00:56:46,032 --> 00:56:48,500
I don't belong in here.
I have an owner.
913
00:56:48,568 --> 00:56:50,661
L- I'm not a stray.
914
00:56:51,738 --> 00:56:53,797
- Hi. I'm Jon Arbuckle.
- Hi.
915
00:56:53,873 --> 00:56:55,807
Um, I think you have
my dog Odie.
916
00:56:55,875 --> 00:56:59,140
- I think you're mistaken.
- No, I saw the flier. Odie's my dog.
917
00:56:59,212 --> 00:57:02,238
No, he's Happy Chapman's dog.
918
00:57:02,315 --> 00:57:04,909
Happy Chapman?
919
00:57:04,984 --> 00:57:09,080
The gentleman with the cat
on Channel 37.
920
00:57:09,155 --> 00:57:11,680
He came
and took Odie home.
921
00:57:11,758 --> 00:57:15,159
Odie's the family name,
you know?
922
00:57:16,496 --> 00:57:18,657
- Well, uh, good day.
- Wait. Wait.
923
00:57:20,533 --> 00:57:24,230
Happy Chapman took Odie?
You think he's got Garfield too?
924
00:57:24,304 --> 00:57:27,535
L- I don't know.
But we're gonna find out.
925
00:57:32,445 --> 00:57:34,379
Ah, shut up.!
926
00:57:34,447 --> 00:57:36,415
Hey, save it
for talent night.
927
00:57:42,755 --> 00:57:45,952
Could you please be quiet?
Guard! Guards!
928
00:57:46,025 --> 00:57:48,016
Oh, this really
is too much.
929
00:57:48,094 --> 00:57:52,793
Hey, Persnikitty. Happy Chapman's cat.
What are you doing in here?
930
00:57:52,865 --> 00:57:57,734
I was his cat
until I outlived my purpose.
931
00:57:57,804 --> 00:58:01,831
Oh, then he replaced me with a dog
and dumped me in this wretched place.
932
00:58:01,908 --> 00:58:05,309
- All humans are the same.
- Oh, notJon, my owner.
933
00:58:05,378 --> 00:58:08,905
No way.
He only does what's best for me.
934
00:58:08,982 --> 00:58:11,473
He puts up with me,
and he feeds me.
935
00:58:11,551 --> 00:58:14,486
And he lets you vacation
in this charming animal pound. Hello?
936
00:58:14,554 --> 00:58:16,419
Yeah, not for long,
Persnikitty.
937
00:58:16,489 --> 00:58:18,616
Would you please
just stop calling me that?
938
00:58:18,691 --> 00:58:21,319
My name isn't
really Persnikitty.
939
00:58:21,394 --> 00:58:23,919
- It's Sir Roland.
- Sir Roland?
940
00:58:23,997 --> 00:58:26,898
Yes. Another one of
Happy Chapman's acts of cruelty.
941
00:58:26,966 --> 00:58:29,662
I was trained in the classical theater,
you know. Uh-huh.
942
00:58:29,736 --> 00:58:33,433
But now, I'm a celebrity
cable castoff cat...
943
00:58:33,506 --> 00:58:35,997
with a name
I can never live down.
944
00:58:36,075 --> 00:58:38,009
Well, this may hurt
a little then.
945
00:58:38,077 --> 00:58:41,240
I'm trying to rescue the dog
that replaced you, Persnikitty.
946
00:58:41,314 --> 00:58:45,910
I mean, Roland. Uh, Happy and Odie
are getting on a train in less than two hours...
947
00:58:45,985 --> 00:58:48,453
to go to New York to become regulars
on Good Day, New York.
948
00:58:48,521 --> 00:58:51,718
Wait a minute.
Did I just hear that right?
949
00:58:51,791 --> 00:58:55,249
You're a cat that's
trying to rescue a dog?
950
00:58:55,328 --> 00:58:58,388
It's true. I know.
It's a crime against nature.
951
00:58:58,464 --> 00:59:01,922
At first I thought he was a pain,
but he's grown on me...
952
00:59:02,001 --> 00:59:05,266
like a wart you wanna have removed
until you realize...
953
00:59:05,338 --> 00:59:08,136
it defines you
in some funny way.
954
00:59:08,207 --> 00:59:11,108
Do you know, that is
absolutely charming.
955
00:59:11,177 --> 00:59:14,044
Let me ask you
a question, chubby.
956
00:59:14,113 --> 00:59:16,047
What are you talking about?
957
00:59:16,115 --> 00:59:20,211
How could you understand?
He's my friend.
958
00:59:20,286 --> 00:59:23,153
Oh, my gosh.
How low have I sunk?
959
00:59:23,222 --> 00:59:25,816
Guard, may I have
some shoelaces, please?
960
00:59:27,226 --> 00:59:30,821
Well, hello there.
Right on time.
961
00:59:30,897 --> 00:59:33,229
All right. I need a five-count lineup
right now. Let's go.
962
00:59:33,299 --> 00:59:35,267
- Move, move, move.
- Hey, what's going on?
963
00:59:35,335 --> 00:59:38,304
Adoption. Looks like one of us
is getting out of here.
964
00:59:38,371 --> 00:59:40,931
So, you're here
to look at a cat.
965
00:59:41,007 --> 00:59:42,975
All right. Well, let's see
if we can't take care of you.
966
00:59:43,042 --> 00:59:45,510
- Careful.
- Let's go, boys. Let's hurry it up.
967
00:59:45,578 --> 00:59:47,773
Can I just say
your hands are freezing?
968
00:59:47,847 --> 00:59:52,045
How are you, newbie?
This might be your lucky day.
969
00:59:52,118 --> 00:59:54,052
Come here.
There you go.
970
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,611
Oh, you are a heavy one.
971
00:59:56,689 --> 00:59:59,590
- Excuse me. Muscle weighs more than fat.
- Come on. That's right.
972
00:59:59,659 --> 01:00:02,219
- Come over here.
- Check this.
973
01:00:02,295 --> 01:00:04,923
Hey, what about me?
974
01:00:04,997 --> 01:00:07,761
All right.
Let's line it up.
975
01:00:07,834 --> 01:00:10,132
Paws on the white line.
Tails in the air.
976
01:00:10,203 --> 01:00:14,074
I don't need to be adopted, guys.
My guyJon is coming to get me, I'm sure.
977
01:00:14,207 --> 01:00:16,675
- That one.
- Really.
978
01:00:16,743 --> 01:00:18,711
She picked me!
She picked me! She did!
979
01:00:18,778 --> 01:00:22,009
- She picked me. She picked me.
- Not that one.
980
01:00:22,082 --> 01:00:25,051
That one. The one that looks
like the cat on TV.
981
01:00:25,118 --> 01:00:27,177
Back it up, Red.
She went with Trigger.
982
01:00:27,253 --> 01:00:29,221
- Sorry, love.
- Come here.
983
01:00:29,289 --> 01:00:31,519
Better luck next time.
Now you be careful.
984
01:00:31,591 --> 01:00:34,458
- There you go.
- That's not... That's sore. Ow!
985
01:00:34,527 --> 01:00:36,995
Jon's gonna be here
in five minutes anyway.
986
01:00:37,664 --> 01:00:39,825
When I give the signal,
run like a mad cow.
987
01:00:39,899 --> 01:00:42,129
- What?
- Don't you want to save your friend?
988
01:00:42,202 --> 01:00:44,568
- Do I really have to run?
- Now!
989
01:00:44,637 --> 01:00:47,231
Eat hair ball, Happy Chapman!
990
01:00:47,307 --> 01:00:49,332
Not the red button.!
991
01:00:49,409 --> 01:00:54,244
Once more
into the breach, dear friends. Once more.!
992
01:00:59,619 --> 01:01:01,644
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- I'm going. I'm going.
993
01:01:01,721 --> 01:01:04,246
Run! Run! Let's go!
Get the door!
994
01:01:06,459 --> 01:01:08,393
Hey, there's a fire hydrant!
995
01:01:08,461 --> 01:01:10,929
Don't stop!
Don't stop!
996
01:01:18,138 --> 01:01:20,572
Code blue! Code blue!
We got runners. We got runners.
997
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:24,736
Halt! Stop! You have not
been cleared for release.
998
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,374
- Garfield's been here.
- Uh, excuse me.
999
01:01:56,442 --> 01:01:59,809
- Can I help you with something?
- We're looking for Happy Chapman.
1000
01:01:59,879 --> 01:02:02,609
Uh, yeah. He's on his way to the train station.
He's going to New York.
1001
01:02:02,682 --> 01:02:04,582
D- Do you guys
have a pass or something?
1002
01:02:04,651 --> 01:02:06,744
- I'm gonna have to ask you guys to leave.
- Thank you.
1003
01:02:06,819 --> 01:02:08,753
Okay, thanks.
1004
01:02:13,359 --> 01:02:15,293
Oh, excuse me.
1005
01:02:15,361 --> 01:02:19,092
Your attention please.
The New Amsterdam Limited...
1006
01:02:19,165 --> 01:02:23,659
is now departing
from Platform 12.
1007
01:02:23,736 --> 01:02:26,830
All aboard!
1008
01:02:26,906 --> 01:02:29,636
All aboard.!
1009
01:02:35,582 --> 01:02:39,951
Good afternoon, gentlemen. What will you be
having today... salmon, steak or lasagna?
1010
01:02:40,019 --> 01:02:43,113
Steak.
I hate lasagna.
1011
01:02:43,189 --> 01:02:47,751
Beep, beep. Cat coming through.
Beep, beep. Going through the tunnel.
1012
01:02:47,827 --> 01:02:49,954
- Nyow! I just had to do that.
- It's a cat!
1013
01:02:50,029 --> 01:02:53,465
Final call
for the New Amsterdam Limited.
1014
01:02:53,533 --> 01:02:59,438
The New Amsterdam Limited
is now departing from Platform 12.
1015
01:02:59,505 --> 01:03:02,338
No. Wait.
Please. Stop.
1016
01:03:02,408 --> 01:03:05,673
Wait. Don't. No. Oh.
1017
01:03:05,745 --> 01:03:07,975
You monster, Chapman.!
1018
01:03:08,047 --> 01:03:12,313
I can't outrun a train.
1019
01:03:12,385 --> 01:03:14,319
Whoa.
Watch the train, pal.
1020
01:03:14,387 --> 01:03:16,981
- Let's wait here now, honey.
- Hey.
1021
01:03:17,056 --> 01:03:21,618
I got it. It's just a train set, only bigger.
1022
01:03:23,596 --> 01:03:25,530
- Oh, no, we're too late.
- No.
1023
01:03:25,598 --> 01:03:29,694
We're gonna stop
that train. Come on.
1024
01:03:29,769 --> 01:03:31,999
Somewhere around here...
1025
01:03:32,071 --> 01:03:34,266
there's gotta be
a big table...
1026
01:03:34,340 --> 01:03:36,638
with all the trains on it.
1027
01:03:36,709 --> 01:03:39,769
Yeah, now's a good time
to take a 10-minute break, Ted.
1028
01:03:39,846 --> 01:03:41,780
Over and out.
1029
01:03:43,650 --> 01:03:46,016
He looks like the type.
1030
01:03:46,085 --> 01:03:49,953
And this must be where
he's got his little table.
1031
01:03:52,158 --> 01:03:55,059
I'm very sorry, sir.
There's simply no way to stop that train.
1032
01:03:55,128 --> 01:03:58,097
Ma'am, you don't understand.
You have to stop that train.
1033
01:03:58,164 --> 01:04:01,099
My dog and my cat
are on that train.
1034
01:04:01,167 --> 01:04:04,261
I suppose ifJon
can do this, I can.
1035
01:04:08,975 --> 01:04:11,739
Okay, we gotta find our train.
Let's see what happens when I do this.
1036
01:04:15,648 --> 01:04:19,049
Boston Express switching to Track 18.
1037
01:04:19,118 --> 01:04:22,178
Well, I'm sorry. Folks in Boston
are gonna be a little late today.
1038
01:04:22,255 --> 01:04:24,519
Ha!
1039
01:04:25,658 --> 01:04:28,456
Let's see what happens
when I do this.
1040
01:04:28,528 --> 01:04:31,861
- Warning: Seattle Wind...
- No, I don't care about Seattle.
1041
01:04:33,266 --> 01:04:35,029
Warning: Collision.
1042
01:04:35,101 --> 01:04:37,729
Ma'am, I'm looking for
one train in particular.
1043
01:04:37,804 --> 01:04:41,262
Just one second.
I'm trying to find my friend.
1044
01:04:41,341 --> 01:04:45,209
- The New Amsterdam Limited...
- There's the Amsterdam.
1045
01:04:45,278 --> 01:04:49,715
Warning: Collision, 20 seconds.
1046
01:04:49,782 --> 01:04:52,774
Gosh, you sound like my mother.
1047
01:04:52,852 --> 01:04:55,412
All right, hold up. Everybody stop.
1048
01:04:55,488 --> 01:04:59,788
Warning.
1049
01:04:59,859 --> 01:05:02,919
- Five, four...
- Stop what you're doing.!
1050
01:05:02,995 --> 01:05:05,555
- Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
- All stop.
1051
01:05:09,802 --> 01:05:12,362
Yeah!
1052
01:05:12,438 --> 01:05:15,066
Okay, everybody.
Let's take it from the top.
1053
01:05:15,141 --> 01:05:17,473
Okay?
1054
01:05:19,679 --> 01:05:21,647
- You have to stop that train.
- Hold on.
1055
01:05:23,816 --> 01:05:26,842
I'll be down to meet you
at the station, Odie.
1056
01:05:26,919 --> 01:05:31,447
Actually, that train has stopped.
It's returning to the station.
1057
01:05:32,859 --> 01:05:35,350
Are we on the right train?
1058
01:05:44,003 --> 01:05:47,996
Where are ya?
1059
01:05:48,074 --> 01:05:50,508
I think I recognize
that whine.
1060
01:05:55,615 --> 01:05:57,549
Hey, come on.
1061
01:05:57,617 --> 01:06:00,609
See, these are the kinds of seats you get...
1062
01:06:00,686 --> 01:06:03,484
when you book
at the last minute.
1063
01:06:04,557 --> 01:06:07,720
Good to see you, partner.
1064
01:06:11,764 --> 01:06:13,698
Let's get outta here.
1065
01:06:13,766 --> 01:06:15,715
Your attention please.
The New Amsterdam Limited...
1066
01:06:15,750 --> 01:06:17,664
Your attention please.
The New Amsterdam Limited...
1067
01:06:17,737 --> 01:06:20,672
is making an unscheduled stop
on Platform 12.
1068
01:06:20,740 --> 01:06:22,731
No, sir,
please take your seat.
1069
01:06:22,809 --> 01:06:25,972
- No, no, my future is running away from me.
- What's the trouble here?
1070
01:06:30,316 --> 01:06:32,841
Please, stay calm
and go back to your seat.
1071
01:06:32,919 --> 01:06:34,853
- Hey.!
- How rude!
1072
01:06:34,921 --> 01:06:36,411
Buddy!
1073
01:06:47,433 --> 01:06:49,367
Ah.
1074
01:06:54,774 --> 01:06:58,608
Hey, could you slow down?
I've been doing this running thing all day.
1075
01:06:58,678 --> 01:07:02,011
And I am over it.
Hey, we-re... we're safe now.
1076
01:07:02,081 --> 01:07:04,276
We're free. Oh.
1077
01:07:04,350 --> 01:07:07,615
- If it isn't Unhappy Chappy.
- Going somewhere?
1078
01:07:10,089 --> 01:07:13,024
Nice accessory, but I don't think
I want to play "dress up"with you, pal.
1079
01:07:13,092 --> 01:07:15,424
Let's get outta here.
Let's beat it.!
1080
01:07:19,966 --> 01:07:22,196
Oh, right in the nose again!
1081
01:07:22,268 --> 01:07:25,999
So, it's gonna get physical, is it?
1082
01:07:26,072 --> 01:07:29,974
Did you really think you could just
run away from Happy Chapman?
1083
01:07:30,042 --> 01:07:31,976
Oh, is this a cry for help.
1084
01:07:32,044 --> 01:07:35,138
No dumb dirty animal is ever
gonna get the better of me.
1085
01:07:35,214 --> 01:07:38,547
And let's see how you feel
with 200 volts coursing...
1086
01:07:38,618 --> 01:07:41,246
- through that thick canine skull of yours.
- Chapman...
1087
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:45,950
- Come here.
- get your hands off of my friend.!
1088
01:07:53,633 --> 01:07:56,659
- Hey, Boomer. What round is it?
- Good to see you, chubby.
1089
01:07:56,736 --> 01:07:59,136
- We're here to help.
- Sir Roland?
1090
01:07:59,205 --> 01:08:01,332
In the fur!
1091
01:08:01,407 --> 01:08:05,070
Come on. Come on. Come on.
1092
01:08:24,931 --> 01:08:27,422
Okay. Okay.
1093
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:32,199
Rats! Aah!
1094
01:08:34,674 --> 01:08:39,077
All right, here's the drill. Cats,
scratch like you've never scratched before.
1095
01:08:39,145 --> 01:08:41,340
Dogs, bite but don't chew.
And, rats...
1096
01:08:41,414 --> 01:08:44,713
- See if you can get that
pretty necklace around his neck.
1097
01:08:47,753 --> 01:08:51,883
Canines, felines and "vermines"...
1098
01:08:51,958 --> 01:08:55,121
it's showtime.
1099
01:08:55,194 --> 01:08:57,992
All right, boys.
Dog pile.!
1100
01:09:00,533 --> 01:09:03,866
Thanks, boys.
The home team will take it from here.
1101
01:09:03,936 --> 01:09:06,131
Better split before
animal control gets here.
1102
01:09:06,205 --> 01:09:09,641
- Hey, Garfield, shake it easy.
- See you later, Garfield.
- Yeah, good luck.
1103
01:09:11,811 --> 01:09:14,075
Odie, would you mind
sharing the remote, please?
1104
01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:20,514
Every dog
has his day, Happy.
1105
01:09:22,054 --> 01:09:24,852
- Nice kitty.
- Let's see what's on the news.
1106
01:09:29,128 --> 01:09:31,392
Let me tell you
something, Happy.
1107
01:09:31,464 --> 01:09:35,525
To you, Odie might be
just a dumb, stupid, smelly dog.
1108
01:09:35,601 --> 01:09:37,899
But to me, he's all that and much more.
1109
01:09:39,672 --> 01:09:42,436
He's my friend.
1110
01:09:42,508 --> 01:09:45,705
Odie, try something else.
Maybe there's a game on.
1111
01:09:52,752 --> 01:09:54,686
Strong finish,
little buddy.
1112
01:09:55,688 --> 01:09:57,747
Odie? Garfield?
1113
01:09:57,823 --> 01:10:00,519
- Odie?
- Odie? Odie?
1114
01:10:03,062 --> 01:10:06,862
- Be happy.
- This is for stealing my dog and my cat.
1115
01:10:10,136 --> 01:10:12,070
He didn't steal me.
I was doing the rescue work.
1116
01:10:12,138 --> 01:10:14,470
Garfield! Odie!
1117
01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:16,906
- Come here. Hi.
- Oh, come here.
1118
01:10:16,976 --> 01:10:20,412
Oh, I missed you guys so much.
I was so worried about you.
1119
01:10:20,479 --> 01:10:22,413
I'm never gonna let you
out of my sight again.
1120
01:10:22,481 --> 01:10:26,349
Never. You guys
are my best friends.
1121
01:10:26,419 --> 01:10:30,480
- You had me at hello.
- Oh.
1122
01:10:30,556 --> 01:10:33,457
- Get outta here.
- This is WalterJ. Chapman...
1123
01:10:33,526 --> 01:10:35,460
with breaking news
from the Midwest.
1124
01:10:35,528 --> 01:10:38,224
Abby Shields reporting.
Whatcha got for me, Abby?
1125
01:10:38,297 --> 01:10:42,461
Details are sketchy,
but it appears that a deranged man...
1126
01:10:42,535 --> 01:10:44,469
may be the cause
of all the trouble here.
1127
01:10:44,537 --> 01:10:46,596
A deranged man?
What is this?
1128
01:10:46,672 --> 01:10:50,108
In fact, the police are bringing
the suspect out as we speak.
1129
01:10:50,176 --> 01:10:52,576
Aah! Good grief.
It's my idiot brother.
1130
01:10:52,645 --> 01:10:55,614
Hey, that's Happy Chapman.
1131
01:10:55,681 --> 01:10:58,548
He's going for a ride
in the police car.
1132
01:10:58,617 --> 01:11:01,108
But sources tell me
that this incident...
1133
01:11:01,187 --> 01:11:05,317
somehow involved a dog
and a very heroic cat.
1134
01:11:05,391 --> 01:11:09,020
- Garfield.!
- Hey, he saved Odie.!
1135
01:11:09,095 --> 01:11:12,064
- Now he's a hero.
- Oh, I didn't realize.
1136
01:11:12,131 --> 01:11:14,429
Garfield's on TV.
He's a hero.
1137
01:11:16,969 --> 01:11:19,494
Garfield.! That's Garfield.
1138
01:11:19,572 --> 01:11:21,870
- Garfield's a hero now.!
- Thanks, everybody.
1139
01:11:21,941 --> 01:11:24,171
- Hero.!
- Well, thanks for saying so. It's nice to hear.
1140
01:11:24,243 --> 01:11:27,508
- We're a whole street full of heroes.
- It sounds sincere. Thank you.
1141
01:11:27,580 --> 01:11:29,912
- Yeah. Heroes.!
- Okay.
1142
01:11:29,982 --> 01:11:31,916
I've been waiting years for this.
1143
01:11:31,984 --> 01:11:34,009
- Whoa.!
- Come on, pal.
1144
01:11:34,086 --> 01:11:38,113
- Hey, Arlene.
- Wow. It's nice to be recognized by your peers.
1145
01:11:38,190 --> 01:11:42,388
I couldn't have done this
without you. L...
1146
01:11:42,461 --> 01:11:44,520
We...
1147
01:11:44,597 --> 01:11:47,293
You're a really
great friend.
1148
01:11:47,366 --> 01:11:51,132
Jon, I wanna be more
than your friend.
1149
01:11:52,404 --> 01:11:54,964
- You do?
- Yeah.
1150
01:11:58,177 --> 01:12:00,338
Where do they find the energy?
1151
01:12:19,862 --> 01:12:24,595
Yeah, just
one big happy family.
1152
01:12:24,667 --> 01:12:28,194
Yeah, right!
Hit the floor.
1153
01:12:28,271 --> 01:12:30,603
No, seriously,
you can come up, buddy.
1154
01:12:30,673 --> 01:12:33,335
Come on. Come on.
No, seriously. Come on up.
1155
01:12:35,211 --> 01:12:37,975
Down you go. We just
hit it off so great...
1156
01:12:38,047 --> 01:12:40,811
because we both love
the same thing, and that is...
1157
01:12:40,883 --> 01:12:43,078
Me.
1158
01:13:18,588 --> 01:13:20,886
Uh, oops.
1159
01:13:21,024 --> 01:13:26,257
Hey, Odie, help me.
I can't get up.
1160
01:13:27,363 --> 01:13:31,800
Odie, my friend,
bring me some ice.
1161
01:13:31,868 --> 01:13:35,565
Will you hurry up, you dumb dog?
I'm in pain.