1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:02,995 Not as much as I used to. 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,470 Since we started, I haven't gone to schooI much. 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:06,835 I've had so many auditions. 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,355 I don't have reguIar cIasses anymore. 5 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:09,670 What do you do? 6 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,672 They Iet me have my own study time... 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,593 my own reading time in the Iibrary. 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:14,591 That's pretty cooI. 9 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,991 Do you have an agent, StanIey? 10 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:18,355 You shouId get one. I'm serious. 11 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,273 You couId get a Iot of stuff outta this. 12 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:21,430 Like what? 13 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,910 Like endorsements and shit! 14 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,151 Bite it, Cynthia. You can getfree stuff... 15 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,198 from peopIe who want you to endorse their product. 16 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,875 CommerciaIs, a sitcom, an M.O.W. or something. 17 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:31,871 What's M.O.W.? 18 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,759 HeIIo! Movie of the week. 19 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,151 I wentfor one this morning with AIan Thicke and Corey Haim. 20 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:37,515 Was it a caII-back? 21 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,433 No. But I'II probabIy get a caII-back. 22 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,910 If we beat the record, you might get a caII-back. 23 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,833 I'II get it because I'm a good actress, Richard. 24 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,708 -Saucy, saucy! -Guys, settIe down. 25 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,030 -Cynthia? -What? 26 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,591 -I gotta go to the bathroom. -Can you hoId it? 27 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,877 Yes siree! 28 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:57,636 Thatwas absoIuteIy fantastic, and I thank you very much. 29 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,155 As a matter of fact... 30 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,118 we may take youfoIks on the road with us... 31 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,430 That's my thing. 32 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,478 I'm serious. MiIk and sports, man. 33 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,757 You never heard miIk and sports? 34 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,469 Anything basebaII or deaIing with numbers... 35 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,952 when it comes to those orwho broke whatever record. 36 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,397 Any kind of dairy product or dairy recipe. 37 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,439 Like goat miIk, goat cheese, aII that stuff. 38 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,239 Check this out over here. 39 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,995 So, guys, justwork with me on that. 40 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,630 Excuse me, can you bring me Iow fat miIk, pIease? 41 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,359 A coupIe of ice cubes. 42 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,193 They don't Iook so tough. 43 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,511 Do they Iook smart? 44 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,558 What are they going to do, beat us? 45 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:35,790 Maybe. 46 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:39,431 We're not going out two days before we set the record. 47 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:43,515 They want us done,they'II caII in the Harvard SWATteam. 48 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:45,993 Ready to run. 49 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,674 -You smeII Iike troubIe. -I'm fucking hammered. 50 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,195 You OK? 51 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,477 Good. You have a chance to Iook those over? 52 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:09,713 It's the same fucking shit forthirty years, Burt. 53 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,074 You Iook Iike you have money in your pocket. 54 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,629 Maybe I'm just happy to see my friend Brad there. 55 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,759 Just throw some money around. 56 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,196 Money, money, money. 57 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,510 This sounds threatening. 58 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,672 Do you have Iove in your heart? 59 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,718 I have Iove aII over. 60 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,350 I even have Iove for you, friend. 61 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,716 Is it reaI Iove? 62 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,269 The kind of Iove that makes youfeeI... 63 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,639 that intangibIe joy in the pit of your stomach... 64 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,600 Iike a bucket of acid and nerves running around... 65 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,833 making you hurt and happy and aII over... 66 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,470 You're head over heeIs? 67 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:57,509 You Iost me with the Iast coupIe of cocktaiI words... 68 00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:00,229 but I beIieve it's that sort of Iove. 69 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,517 Sounds nice to me. 70 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:06,229 I have Iove. 71 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,119 A very chatty kind. Indeed you do. 72 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,954 No, I mean I'm teIIing you. 73 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,873 I have Iove. 74 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,989 Yes, and I'm Iistening avidIy,feIIa. 75 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:24,230 My name is Donnie Smith, and I have Iots of Iove to give. 76 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,030 Lot of stuff here, huh? 77 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,869 It's thirty seconds. 78 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,872 Got my eye on you. I'II be back. 79 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:24,793 What the fuck's going on overthere? 80 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,713 I gotta go to the bathroom. 81 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,075 Jesus Christ, StanIey! 82 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,357 No,you cannot do that. 83 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,273 Let me expIain something to you peopIe. 84 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,352 You have to tone it. Don't be reaI aggressive. 85 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,832 You have to be subtIy abusive so they don't know it. 86 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,595 ''No,you're not going outside and pIay with yourfriends... 87 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,036 ''untiI that entire room is cIeanedfIoorto ceiIing.'' 88 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,953 JuIia's room's the same way. 89 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,794 Like a pigsty. But it's outfits now. 90 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,636 You shouId have seen what she had on waIking out the door! 91 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,508 I said, ''We're going to schooI, not afashion show.'' 92 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,435 It's not afashion show. It's schooI,for goodness sake! 93 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,308 Let's make some fucking money here, peopIe. 94 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,073 You with me,Jimmy? 95 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,914 The book says, ''We may be through with the past... 96 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,753 ''but the past ain't through with us.'' 97 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:11,197 ''We met upon the IeveI, and we're parting on the square.'' 98 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,192 In my fucking sIeep, Burt. 99 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:19,636 Andfive,four,three,two... 100 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,675 Live, from Burbank, CaIifornia... 101 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,718 it's ''What Do Kids Know?'' 102 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,553 Going into our thirty-third year on the air... 103 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,552 it's America's Iongest-running quiz show... 104 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,474 and the pIace where three kids get to chaIIenge three aduIts... 105 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,235 and in the end, we'II see who's the boss. 106 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:38,029 Moving towards their eighth consecutive week as champions... 107 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:41,512 we have the kids-- Richard,JuIia, and StanIey! 108 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:46,038 And our new aduIt chaIIengers are Mim, Luis, and Todd. 109 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,590 And me, I'm Dick Jennings... 110 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,276 and say heIIo to yourfavourite host and my boss... 111 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:56,070 Jimmy Gator! 112 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,716 Back again, again, again! 113 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,473 I'm Jimmy Gator, and beIieve it or not... 114 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,713 we are at the end of week seven, heading towards week eight... 115 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,635 with these three incredibIe kids who--heIIo, heIIo... 116 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,678 are just two days and two games away... 117 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,638 from the ''What Do Kids Know?'' record... 118 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,838 forthe Iongest-running quiz show in teIevision history. 119 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,310 Now,we are endorsed by the PTA... 120 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,836 and the North American Teacher's Foundation. 121 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,117 We do try to keep our standards high... 122 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,033 and that's why we are the Iongest-running quiz show... 123 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,395 in teIevision history! 124 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,313 I want to say something about these kids. 125 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,790 These kids right here, they'II be here a whiIe. 126 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,714 But today's a dangerous day because... 127 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,429 I have just metwith the aduIt chaIIengers backstage... 128 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,512 and Iet me teII you... 129 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,717 they are a terrific chaIIenge for our kids. 130 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,839 So Iet's get this show up and away, shaII we? 131 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,115 We want to know where your son is, Marcie. 132 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:55,350 Jerome SamueI HaII. 133 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,273 Did he fightwith your husband? Is this the Worm? 134 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,591 Maybe they had afight. Maybe itwas an accident. 135 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,910 Do they caII him Worm? 136 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,276 We want to know where your son is, Marcie. 137 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:04,999 Do they caII him Worm? 138 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,913 HeIp us heIp your son, Marcie. 139 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:07,991 Do they caII him Worm? 140 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,719 HeIp us heIp your son, Marcie. 141 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,633 Your son and your grandson. HeIp us heIp them. 142 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,951 Is this the Worm? 143 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:16,835 Let's jump right in. 144 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,992 A quick recap forthose who don't know. 145 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,198 Round One. Three categories. SteaIs are OK. 146 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,909 Point scaIe escaIating from 25 to 250... 147 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,515 one of which is a conversation bonus. 148 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,670 That'II be 31.90. 149 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,718 The categories are... 150 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,997 ''Authors, Chaos Versus Superstring... 151 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,833 ''and Rub-a-Dub.'' 152 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,438 Max. Thanks. 153 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:49,999 AduIts won a coin toss backstage... 154 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,913 so they get to pick first. 155 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,197 Team captain...Mim. 156 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,354 Got it. 157 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,193 First question fortwenty-five. 158 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,797 This femaIe author's mostfamous work--''O Pioneers!'' 159 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:17,830 WiIIa Cather. 160 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,355 WiIIa Catherfortwenty-five. 161 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:23,355 Best known forthe Tragedy and BIood genre,this pIaywright... 162 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,115 Thomas Kyd. 163 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:29,592 This French pIaywright and actor joined the B�jart troupe... 164 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,433 MoI�ire. 165 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,149 I'm afraid I'm going to need afuII name, StanIey. 166 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,596 Jean-Batiste PoqueIin MoI�ire. 167 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:39,473 What the fuck is this? 168 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,438 God damn. My IittIe fucker. 169 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,717 I have no idea where he gets this shit. 170 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,633 He's afucking genius, reaIIy. 171 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,508 This is Chad. Can I have your phone number? 172 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,433 HeIIo. Great. This is ''Seduce and Destroy''? 173 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,559 Yes, it is. Can I have your home phone number? 174 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:55,029 I don'twant to order anything. 175 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,715 I have a situation that's just come up... 176 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,473 that's reaIIy pretty serious... 177 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,314 and I don't know who to taIk to orwhat I shouId do... 178 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,233 but maybe you couId put me in touch with somebody... 179 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,358 if I expIain myseIf? 180 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,398 We're reaIIy onIy equipped to take orders here, sir. 181 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,519 It's just us with the phones, and that's whatwe do. 182 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:15,151 CouId you connect me with somebody eIse,you think? 183 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:17,278 What's the situation? 184 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:19,238 OK, great. 185 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,393 Let me try to expIain myseIf without it seeming crazy. 186 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:23,710 But here I go. 187 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,712 My name is PhiI Parma... 188 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,588 and I work for a man named EarI Partridge... 189 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,558 Mr. EarI Partridge. 190 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,190 I'm his nurse. He's a very sick man. 191 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,114 He's a dying man, and he's sick... 192 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,273 and he's asked me to heIp him.... 193 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,671 to heIp him find his son. 194 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,079 HeIIo? Are you there? 195 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:46,754 I'm here. I'm Iistening. 196 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:48,957 OK. You see... 197 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:52,432 Frank T.J. Mackey is EarI Partridge's son. 198 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,273 So where are you from originaIIy? 199 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:56,796 -Around here. -VaIIey? 200 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,634 -HoIIywood, mainIy. -What did your parents do? 201 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,439 My fatherwas in teIevision. 202 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,671 My mother--This is going to sound siIIy to you. 203 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,196 -Try me. -She was a Iibrarian. 204 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,874 Why does that sound siIIy? 205 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,838 I don't know. I guess it doesn't. 206 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:10,956 Does your mother stiII work? 207 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,918 No, she's retired. 208 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,799 Are you cIose? 209 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,758 She's my mother. 210 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,390 Yes, but she's a woman,too. 211 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,268 How does she feeI about ''Seduce and Destroy''? 212 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,398 What does she say? 213 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,352 WeII, she says, ''You go get them, honey.'' 214 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,671 What about yourfather? 215 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,548 My father. UnfortunateIy, he passed away. 216 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,678 I'm sorry. I had no idea. 217 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:37,990 No, pIease. 218 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,436 I wouIdn't have brought that up if I had known. 219 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:41,670 It's a very hard thing. 220 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,559 PIease. Yes, it is, but...Iisten. 221 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,474 You have to move forward. The past has its pIace. 222 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:50,316 Itwas a Iong time ago and peopIe die. 223 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:54,349 Let's switch gears here. 224 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,558 According to your book, you ended up at UC BerkeIey? 225 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,473 -'84-'89. -PsychoIogy major. 226 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,438 -That's right. -Get your masters? 227 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,558 This cIose. 228 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,632 That's impressive in five years. 229 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,553 Cap, can I have some coffee? 230 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,473 Can I get you anything? 231 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:10,949 No, I'm good. 232 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,669 She's good. I need coffee. 233 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,670 Cats and dogs out there, huh? 234 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,874 Must have a Iot going on for aII that stuff back there. 235 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,759 You couId... 236 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,038 You couId have quite a party with aII that stuff. 237 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:35,358 You been on Prozac Iong? Dexedrine? 238 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:36,909 I don't... 239 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,719 Interesting drugs. 240 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,680 Dexedrine's basicaIIy speed in a piII,you know? 241 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,832 But I guess a Iot of the doctors... 242 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,879 are baIancing out the Prozac with the Dexedrine. 243 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,236 That Iiquid morphine wiII knock you down... 244 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:52,108 out, around, up and down, someone's not carefuI. 245 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,190 You can't mix those up. 246 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,988 Strong stuff here, boy. 247 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,278 What exactIy you have wrong, you need aII this stuff? 248 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,148 -Motherfucker! -What? 249 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:24,709 What are you taIking about? 250 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,189 Youfucking asshoIe! 251 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,113 Who the fuck do you think you are? 252 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:29,873 I come in here... 253 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,759 you don't know who I am, what my Iife is... 254 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,513 and you have the baIIs, the indecency... 255 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,319 to ask me a question about my Iife? 256 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,948 PIease, Iady, why don't you just caIm down? 257 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,679 Fuck you,too! Don't you caII me Iady! 258 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,230 I come in here, I give these things to you... 259 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,278 you check, you make your phone caIIs... 260 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,193 Iook suspicious, ask questions! 261 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,555 I'm sick! 262 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:50,157 I have sickness aII around me, and you ask me my Iife? 263 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,515 What's wrong? 264 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,957 Have you seen death in your bed? In your house? 265 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,873 Where's yourfucking decency? 266 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,838 And then I'm asked fucking questions. 267 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,674 What's...wrong?! 268 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:05,231 You suck my dick! That's what's wrong! 269 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,596 And youfucking caII me Iady?! 270 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,675 Shame on you! 271 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,310 Shame on both of you! 272 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,791 So why don't they have the same Iast name? 273 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,918 Because they don't have the same Iast name. 274 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,517 I know, and I can't reaIIy expIain that. 275 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:27,959 But I have afeeIing there is a situation between them... 276 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,191 Iike they don't know each other much orweII. 277 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:34,354 Something Iike they don't taIk much any more, even. 278 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,274 God, does this sound weird? 279 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,398 I just don't understand why you're caIIing me. 280 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,918 There's no numberfor Frank in any of EarI's stuff... 281 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,833 and he's pretty out of it. 282 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,674 Like I said, he's dying... 283 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,594 dying of cancer. So... 284 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,434 -What kind of cancer? -Brain and Iung. 285 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,354 -My mother had breast cancer. -I'm sorry. 286 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,194 -Is she aII right? -She's fine now. 287 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,875 -That's good. -Itwas scary,though. 288 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,589 -It's a heII of a disease. -It sure is. 289 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,594 Wait, I'm sorry. So why caII me? 290 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,675 I know this sounds siIIy, and I might sound ridicuIous... 291 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,559 Iike this is the scene of the movie... 292 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:18,396 where the guy tries to get ahoId of the Iong-Iost son... 293 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,439 but this is that scene. 294 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,308 And I think they have those scenes in movies... 295 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,073 because they're true. 296 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,959 Because they reaIIy happen... 297 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:31,272 and you gotta beIieve me, this is reaIIy happening. 298 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,917 I can give you my number and you can go check... 299 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,515 with whoever you gotta check with and caII me back... 300 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,797 but do not Ieave me hanging on this. 301 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,428 AII right? PIease. 302 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,877 I'm just--PIease. 303 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,396 See... 304 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,517 this is the scene of the movie where you heIp me out. 305 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,753 You're great. These are great questions. 306 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,709 Good. I thought you grew up in the VaIIey. 307 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:01,996 Like I said...around. 308 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,072 You went to Van Nuys High? 309 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,357 I wouIdn't say I went. Ifrequented. 310 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:07,556 I was misguided, pathetic. 311 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,393 DefiniteIy not the Frank T.J. Mackey... 312 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,109 you're so eagerIy wanting to put on nationaI teIevision. 313 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,999 Because I was swimming in whatwas... 314 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,355 as opposed to what I wanted. 315 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,433 -Where does that name come from? -My name? 316 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,353 It's not your given name? 317 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,239 It's my mother's name, actuaIIy. 318 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,198 That's good. Done your research. 319 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,830 -And Frank? -My mother's father. 320 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:30,312 That's why. See, I had some troubIe... 321 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,234 Iocating your schooI records at UCLA and BerkeIey. 322 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,198 It's your name change... 323 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,033 because they had no officiaI enroImentfor you. 324 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,476 No,they wouIdn't. 325 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,791 No. Because I was never officiaIIy enroIIed there. 326 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,350 -Was that uncIear? -Kind of. 327 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,194 God, I wouIdn'twant that to be misunderstood. 328 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,558 My enroIment was totaIIy unofficiaI. 329 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,552 SadIy, I couIdn't afford to pay the tuition up there. 330 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,109 But there were three wonderfuI professors... 331 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,919 kind enough to Iet me to sit in their cIasses. 332 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,276 Macready, Horn, and Langtree, among others. 333 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,238 You're weIcome to caII them if you Iike. 334 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,119 I didn't get afree ride. 335 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,751 So whatwe're Iooking at here is a true rags-to-riches story. 336 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,276 That's why peopIe respond so strongIy to ''Seduce.'' 337 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,238 Because at the end of the day... 338 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,517 ''Seduce'' may not be just about picking up chicks... 339 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,433 and sticking your cock in. 340 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,308 It's aboutfinding out what you can be in this worId... 341 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,790 defining it, controIIing it, and saying... 342 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,350 ''I wiII take what is mine.'' 343 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,479 And you just happen to get a IittIe bIow job out of it... 344 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,313 then, hey,what the fuck? 345 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,550 There you go. 346 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,315 End of Round One. ExceIIentwork. 347 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:35,156 I think we shouId take a Iook at the scores here. 348 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,073 Kids are up a Ieg with 1,500... 349 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,948 and the aduIts are down a IittIe bitwith 1025. 350 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,318 So we'II be back for Round Two in a ring-dang-doo! 351 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:47,110 HeIIo, heIIo! Bonus musicaI question. 352 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,397 And the winner is... 353 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,268 Kids! 354 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,590 Kids are in the Iead. 355 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,468 They get a chance to puII further andfarther ahead... 356 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:04,316 if they answerthe foIIowing secret bonus musicaI question. 357 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,757 Now what I'm going to do is read a Iine from an opera. 358 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,718 I want you to give me that Iine back... 359 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,997 in the Ianguage in which the opera was originaIIy written. 360 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:16,439 Andfor a bonus 250--250... 361 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,751 you can sing it! 362 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,196 Here's the Iine. 363 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:25,388 ''Love is a rebeIIious bird that nobody can tame. 364 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,836 ''And it's aII in vain to caII it... 365 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,958 ''if it chooses to refuse.'' 366 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,076 WeII,thatwas in French... 367 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,436 and thatwas from the opera ''Carmen...'' 368 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,831 and that goes... 369 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,754 L'amour est un oiseau rebeIIe 370 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,550 Que nuI ne peut apprivoiser 371 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,032 Et c'est bien en vain qu'on I'appeIIe 372 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,955 S'iI Iui convient de refuser 373 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,510 See you got some coffee brewing here. 374 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,388 Yeah, it's not-- It's been on for a bit. 375 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,438 I Iike iced coffee, generaIIy... 376 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:09,230 but a day Iike today, with the rain and whatnot... 377 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,710 I enjoy a warm cup. 378 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,998 Do you want a cup? 379 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,879 Is that aII right? 380 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,759 It's raining cats and dogs out there. 381 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,720 I'd just as soon not go back in it. 382 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:29,430 I don't know how fresh it's going to be. 383 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,035 I'm sure it's fine, CIaudia. 384 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:38,278 Do you take cream or sugar? 385 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,159 That'd be fine. 386 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,913 So, CIaudia, Iet me just say... 387 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,629 so I can get my roIe as an LAPD officer... 388 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,190 out of the way here before we enjoy our coffee. 389 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,670 I don't Iike to taIk shop over coffee. 390 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,672 I'm not going to write you up. 391 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,071 I'm not going to give you a citation here... 392 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,711 but the reaI probIem is that you got peopIe around you... 393 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,396 peopIe who work from home, trying to getwork done. 394 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,394 And if you're Iistening to your music that Ioud... 395 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,916 they're inconvenienced by that. 396 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,869 If you had a job, you'd probabIy understand... 397 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,350 but you Iike Iistening to your music. 398 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,671 That's fine. 399 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,959 Justwant to keep an eye on the voIume IeveI. 400 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,511 Maybe memorize what number you see on the diaI. 401 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,070 If it's the middIe of the day, that's what I do. 402 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,959 I just set it at two and a haIf... 403 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,828 and then I know that's a good Iistening IeveIfor me. 404 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:34,312 But you Iike Iistening to your music Ioud. 405 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,793 That's fine. That's cooI. 406 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,838 It's good to rock out sometimes. 407 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,719 But you can't do it every day... 408 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,953 or eIse you risk damaging your ears. SeriousIy. 409 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,193 You Iisten to it aII the time Iike that? 410 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,318 You're going to drive these peopIe crazy. 411 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,792 Anyway,you get the point. 412 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,953 Cheers. 413 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,872 So this boyfriend bothering you? 414 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,838 I don't have a boyfriend. 415 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,719 The gentIeman who was at the door... 416 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,758 He's not my boyfriend. 417 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,592 A Iot of times, in domestic abuse situations... 418 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,070 the young woman is afraid to speak out. 419 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,756 You don't have to be afraid to teII me anything. 420 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,594 And as a poIice officer, I can teII you... 421 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,275 it goes bad pIaces. 422 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,193 Young woman's afraid to speak out... 423 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,670 next thing you know, I'm here on a 187. 424 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,071 What's a 187? 425 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,913 It's not good. 426 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,788 And it's where situations Iike this aIways Iead. 427 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,997 It's not my boyfriend, and it's not anything. 428 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,358 It's over. ReaIIy. He won't come back. 429 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,239 I don'twant to have to come back here... 430 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,959 You won't have to! 431 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,757 I wouIdn't mind coming back. 432 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:05,197 You know, get a Iook at your pretty face again. 433 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,669 I'II be right back. 434 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,198 Here you go. Let's get the jacket off. 435 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,431 It'II heIp you to breathe. 436 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,712 I can'tfucking do this. 437 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,350 I've--I... 438 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:31,196 I think I'm gonna throw up. I think. 439 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:37,313 I haven't thrown up since I was twenty years oId. 440 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,916 -What's the probIem? -I need to go to the bathroom. 441 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,276 Jesus Christ, StanIey. You can't go now. 442 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,910 You have exactIy one minute before we're on the air. 443 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,673 Now is not the time to go to the bathroom! 444 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,594 Why does this fucking shit aIways happen, StanIey? 445 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,955 Excuse me, is there a probIem? 446 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,475 Mind your own business! 447 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,359 You watch your mouth,young man! 448 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,432 Why don't you mind your own business? 449 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:01,716 Oh, no, she didn't! 450 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:06,159 Waitforthe commerciaI break, then you can go. 451 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,039 Just hoId it. 452 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,000 Don't taunt the kids. 453 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,595 -I'm trying to be heIpfuI. -Don't start troubIe. 454 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,560 You haven't seen troubIe! Wait tiII next commerciaI break. 455 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,916 -What's the probIem? -Nothing. 456 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,595 LiIy! PIease! 457 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,956 Get away from me,you shithead! 458 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,671 Watch out,watch out. 459 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,315 Don't eat these. 460 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,472 Here you go. 461 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,474 Out of the trash! 462 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,833 PhiI, are you there? It's Chad. 463 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,312 I'm going to put you in touch with Janet, Frank's assistant. 464 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,233 And she'II see what she can do, aII right? 465 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,518 Thank you, and good Iuck to you and your mother. 466 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,354 Thanks, man. You,too. Janet, are you there? 467 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,955 AII right,Janet, you have PhiI Parma. 468 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,755 I have cancer, Mary. I have about two months. 469 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,470 I have no time. It's in my bones. 470 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,154 I don't have a chance. 471 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,709 I'm fucked. 472 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:54,079 Andfifteen seconds. 473 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,077 Ten seconds. 474 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:06,269 Andfive,four,three,two... 475 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,352 We're back, ready for Round Two! 476 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,558 And we're taIking to our aduIt contestants here today. 477 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,916 Mim, it says here that you Iive in Chatsworth, CaIifornia... 478 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,070 and that you have two kids. 479 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,833 That's right. I have a six-year-oId... 480 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,196 Do you know who I am? 481 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,750 You're afriend of the famiIy, I presume. 482 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,559 What does that mean? 483 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,394 Nothing speciaI. Just a spoke in the wheeI. 484 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,679 You taIk in rhymes and riddIes and Rub-a-Dub. 485 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,752 But that doesn't mean anything to me. 486 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,673 See, I used to be smart. 487 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,957 I'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith. 488 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,349 I'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith from TV. 489 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,273 It might have been before my time. 490 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,558 I remember. In the Sixties, right? 491 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,394 -I'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith. -Like you said. 492 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,358 Smart kid! 493 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,352 You got struck by Iightning once. 494 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:54,510 So what? 495 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,593 -I heard about that. -Did it hurt? 496 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,554 But you're aII right now. So what's the what? 497 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,837 -What? -That's right. 498 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,438 I used to be smart. Now I'm just stupid. 499 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,956 Brad, dear, who was it that said... 500 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:15,114 ''A man of genius has seIdom been ruined but by himseIf''? 501 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,908 Itwas the IoveIy SamueI Johnson. 502 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,993 Who aIso spoke of afeIIow ''who was not onIy duII... 503 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,038 ''but a cause of duIIness in others.'' 504 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,589 ''The cause of duIIness in others.'' 505 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:27,796 Picky, picky! 506 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,792 Let me teII you this. 507 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,589 SamueI Johnson never had his Iife shit on... 508 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,639 and taken from him and his money stoIen! 509 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,951 Who took his Iife and his money? 510 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:41,477 His parents? His mommy and daddy? 511 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,155 Make him Iive this Iife Iike this... 512 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:48,314 A man of genius who gets shit on as a chiId... 513 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,075 and that scars! That hurts! 514 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,232 Have you ever been hit by Iightning? 515 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:57,030 It hurts. It doesn't happen to everyone. 516 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,475 It's an eIectricaI charge. 517 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,598 Itfinds its way across the universe... 518 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,312 and it Iands in your body and your head! 519 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:10,157 And as for ruined but by himseIf... 520 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,028 not if his parents took his freaking Iife... 521 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,476 and his money and teII you to do this... 522 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,235 and to do that, and if you don't... 523 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,108 Your parents took your money you won on that game show? 524 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,159 Yes! They did. 525 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,192 What does that mean, a spoke in the wheeI? 526 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,830 Things go round and round, don't they? 527 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,913 Yes,they do. They do. 528 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,834 But I'II make my dreams come true. 529 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,913 Sounds sad as a weeping wiIIow. 530 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,878 I used to be smart. 531 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,953 But now I'm just stupid. 532 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,913 ShaII we drink to that? 533 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,153 I want to taIk a IittIe bit more about your background. 534 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,596 You made some references earIier... 535 00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:00,516 to subjective human experiences and terribIe things... 536 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,832 ActuaIIy, I'm confused about your past. 537 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,549 Is that stiII Iingering? 538 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:07,790 It's so boring. 539 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,519 Justwant to cIear some things up. 540 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,718 Excuse me. Thank you, Muff. 541 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:14,189 It's afunny thing that... 542 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,670 This is an important eIement of ''Seduce and Destroy...'' 543 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,992 facing the past is an important way of not making progress. 544 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,868 This is something I teII my men over and over and over. 545 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,395 This isn't meant... 546 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,677 I try to teach my students to ask... 547 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,638 ''What is it in aid of?'' 548 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,679 Are you asking me that? 549 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,672 WeII, in trying to figure outwho you are... 550 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,308 In aid of what? 551 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,757 Frank, I'm saying that in trying to figure out... 552 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:43,119 I have more important things to put myseIf into. 553 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,873 I think this is something important... 554 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,555 you might need to think about putting yourseIf into. 555 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:48,710 Not reaIIy. 556 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:52,556 It's not Iike I'm trying to attack you here. 557 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,111 This is how you want to spend yourtime, go, go, go. 558 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,238 But you'II be surprised atwhat a waste it is. 559 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,358 The most useIess thing in the worId... 560 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,955 is thatwhich is behind me. Chapter Three. 561 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,958 We taIked earIier about your mother... 562 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:08,316 and about yourfather and his death. 563 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,030 I don'twant to be chaIIenging, but I have to ask. 564 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:18,390 I justwant to cIarify something that I understand... 565 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,189 I'm not sure I hear a question in here. 566 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,194 I'm trying to put this as deIicateIy as I can. 567 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,158 What's the question? 568 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,879 Do you remember Miss Simms? 569 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,555 I know a Iot of women. I'm sure she remembers me. 570 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,713 From when you were a boy. She Iived in Tarzana. 571 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,475 That's my oId stomping ground. 572 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:42,839 Is this the attack portion of the interview? 573 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,798 Is the girI coming in forthe kiII? 574 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,872 No. This is about getting something right... 575 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,748 and cIarifying your answers to an earIier question. 576 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,070 What question? 577 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,153 I was toId that your mother died, Frank. 578 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,831 That's what you heard. 579 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,916 Do you remember Miss Simms? 580 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,991 I taIked to Miss Simms, your neighbour and caretaker... 581 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,278 after your mother died in 1980. 582 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,955 And in my research... 583 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:29,117 I have you as the onIy son of EarI and LiIy Partridge. 584 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,192 And what I Iearned from Barbara Simms... 585 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:36,833 is that your mother, LiIy, died in 1980. 586 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,232 So, it's my understanding that information suppIied... 587 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,393 by you and your company and the answers... 588 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,711 to the questions I've asked is incorrect, Frank. 589 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,872 And if I want to get to the bottom... 590 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,918 of who you are and why you are... 591 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,072 then I think that yourfamiIy history... 592 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,278 your actuaIfamiIy history... 593 00:29:55,680 --> 00:30:00,549 WeII,this is important. 594 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,119 What is yourfucking question? 595 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,633 WeII, I guess my question's this... 596 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,952 Why wouId you Iie, Frank? 597 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,432 Kids...aduIts... 598 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,434 I wouId Iike you to put yourseIf at a picnic. 599 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,638 PIace yourseIf there with yourfamiIy andfriends... 600 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,029 if you'd Iike. 601 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,908 You'II hearthree musicaI notes, and you are to teII me... 602 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,710 what it might represent that you wouIdfind at a picnic. 603 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,156 The first three notes. Guys. 604 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:41,710 Yes,Todd. 605 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,348 WeII,Jimmy, I know this. 606 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,150 I have perfect pitch, and thatwouId be A-D-E... 607 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,073 and thatwouId represent Iemonade. 608 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,074 For 250. Next notes, pIease. 609 00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,635 Got it. That's E-G-G, which wouId be egg. 610 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,350 For 500. And the third set of notes. Guys? 611 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,435 You don'twant any water? 612 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,273 No. I just... 613 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,193 I'm so fucked up right now,AIan. 614 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,113 There's just so much, so many things. 615 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,839 Are you on drugs right now? 616 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,676 If I teII you something, you're a Iawyer, right? 617 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,593 You can't say anything, teII anybody. 618 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,479 It's Iike a priviIege. Attorney/CIient. 619 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,199 -You understand? -Not exactIy. 620 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,396 Like a shrink. 621 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,313 If I go see a shrink, I'm protected. 622 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,233 I can say things--Fuck! 623 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,119 I don't know what I'm doing. 624 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,988 Linda,you're safe. It's aII right. 625 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,914 You're my friend. You and EarI are cIients. 626 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,833 Whatever you want to say won't Ieave this room. 627 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,674 You have something you want to say to me? 628 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,236 I have to teII you something. I have something to teII you. 629 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,153 I want to change his wiII. 630 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,039 Can I change his wiII? I need to. 631 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,876 No,you can't change his wiII. OnIy EarI can. 632 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,556 No,you see, I never Ioved him. 633 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,518 I never Ioved him. EarI. 634 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,674 When I met him, Ifucked him, and I married him... 635 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,071 because I wanted his money. You understand? 636 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,708 I'm teIIing you this... 637 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,031 I've nevertoId anyone, I didn't Iove him... 638 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,238 but now, I know I'm in thatwiII. 639 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,312 We made thatfucking thing, and aII the money I'II get. 640 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,119 I don'twant it, because I Iove him so much now. 641 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,512 I've faIIen in Iove with him now for reaI as he's dying. 642 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,592 I Iook at him, and he's about to go,AIan. 643 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:27,830 He's moments... 644 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,198 I took care of him through this. What now,then? 645 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,430 Let's Iisten. 646 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,195 HeIIo, Mary. How are you and the seven kids? 647 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,953 As you probabIy heard by now... 648 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,191 we sure gave that Pope a run for his money. 649 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,076 ThatwouId be Robert E. Lee. 650 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,950 His wife was Mary Parke Custis. I know he had seven chiIdren. 651 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,715 And he wouId be taIking about Pope... 652 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,678 who he defeated at the BattIe of Manassas. 653 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,753 AbsoIuteIy right, Miss Mim. Next question. 654 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,515 Come on. Snap out of it, man. 655 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,831 Come on, StanIey. 656 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,630 Bonjour,Josephine. 657 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,679 Maintenant je suis en Egypte. 658 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:06,830 Yes, Mim. 659 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,470 ThatwouId be NapoIeon speaking to Josephine. 660 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,952 AbsoIuteIy right,for 500. Next voice. 661 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,078 I don'twant him to die. 662 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,391 I didn't Iove him when we met... 663 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,189 and I did so many bad things to him that he doesn't know. 664 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,589 Things that I want to confess to him... 665 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,468 But now I do. I Iove him. 666 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,394 Linda,what kind of medication are you on? 667 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,313 This isn't any fucking medication taIking! 668 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,473 Can you give me nothing? You have power of attorney. 669 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,872 Can you go in the finaI moments and change the wiII? 670 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,952 I don'twant any money. 671 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,557 I couIdn't Iive with myseIf with this thing that I've done. 672 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,554 Ifucked around. Ifucking cheated on him. 673 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,235 There. You're his Iawyer, our Iawyer. 674 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,835 I am his wife. I broke the contract of marriage. 675 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,673 Ifucked around on him many times. 676 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,877 I sucked other men's cocks. 677 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,713 AduItery is not against the Iaw. 678 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,714 You can't use it in court to discredit the wiII. 679 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,872 -Linda, caIm down. -I can't. 680 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,998 You don't have to change the wiII. 681 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,437 If you want nothing, renounce the wiII when the time comes. 682 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,432 What does that mean? Where does the money go? 683 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,159 It goes to the nearest reIative. 684 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,233 What's that? That's Frank? 685 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,517 No. That can't happen. 686 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:16,875 EarI doesn'twant him to have anything. 687 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,190 That's whatwiII happen. 688 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,919 This is so fucked up I can hardIy stand it. 689 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,070 Linda, stop! 690 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,199 Now,you take a moment, you breathe... 691 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,113 and one thing at a time. 692 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,670 -Shut the fuck up. -Want me to heIp you? 693 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,036 -Shut the fuck up! -You need to sober up. 694 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,510 Now,you must reaIIy shut the fuck up. 695 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:34,955 PIease, shut the fuck up. 696 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,191 I have to go. 697 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,353 -Let me caII you a car. -Shut the fuck up! 698 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:44,150 Now, imagine that you are attending a jam session... 699 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,630 of cIassicaI composers... 700 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,109 and they have each done an arrangement... 701 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,829 of the cIassic favourite ''Whispering.'' 702 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:54,152 Now,we have here the New WorId Harmonica Trio... 703 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,028 who are going to pIay... 704 00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,558 three variations on the theme... 705 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,509 as three cIassicaI composers might have written it. 706 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,071 So you are to name the first composer. 707 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,674 Guys. 708 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:23,950 Yes,Todd. 709 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,509 That sounded Iike Brahms. 710 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,150 A bit Iike his ''Hungarian Dance Number Six.'' 711 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,836 That is exceIIent,Todd. Next composer, guys. 712 00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,154 StanIey the man. 713 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,515 I don't know the answer. 714 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,559 That is not right. 715 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,234 That's not right, StanIey. 716 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,552 The correct answer is RaveI. 717 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:12,994 RaveI. 718 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:19,354 And now I'm gonna have ourthree whistIers... 719 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,230 pIease to present the next musicaI... 720 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,518 There were three musicaI sections here... 721 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,151 and this'II be the third section that the whistIers... 722 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,632 and they'II pIay a piece that's... 723 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,998 It's very recognizabIe. Chopin, actuaIIy. 724 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:42,474 And it's in the styIe of ''Marche MiIitaire.'' 725 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,394 It's a very recognizabIe piece. 726 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,758 So if you pIease just Iisten to this... 727 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,869 and I'm sure you can identify the... 728 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,918 I'm sort of giving away the answer here. 729 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,834 It's Chopin. I don't mean to give away the answer. 730 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,754 It's just--pIease just... 731 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,072 WeII, sing us a ditty, guys. A Chopin ditty. 732 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,995 Let's have a Chopin ditty here. I can't... 733 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,359 Go to the fucking card. 734 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:12,795 Go to the card. Go. 735 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,236 Go to the card. 736 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:23,390 I'm back. 737 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,109 For not afresh cup, this is a good cup of coffee. 738 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,398 Thank you. What do you want to taIk about? 739 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,716 I don't know. 740 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,348 Do you want to taIk? 741 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,839 What's your name? 742 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,559 Jim Kurring. 743 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,428 -CaII 911. -I think I had a stroke. 744 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,512 No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm aII right. 745 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,638 I justwant to finish the show. 746 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,110 No,we need to caII an ambuIance. 747 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,078 Get yourfucking hands off me! 748 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,913 Let this guy heIp you. 749 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,389 I'II teII you what happened. 750 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,119 CaII 911. Do it right now, Mary. 751 00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,873 IfeII down. I couIdn't see for a minute, but I'm OK. 752 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,508 Get your hands off me! 753 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,117 -Did you piss your pants?! -Shut up! 754 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,272 -What's going on? -Nothing! Go away! 755 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:15,829 Don't teII me to go away, StanIey. 756 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,959 I'm the co-ordinator, and you wiII answer me. 757 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:22,755 Now,what is going on? 758 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,991 -What's the probIem? -Nothing. I'm fine. 759 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,594 Why didn't you answer those questions? 760 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,638 -I didn't know the answer. -BuIIshit! 761 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,393 You know the answer to every goddamn question. 762 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,360 I knew the answers, and I'm not haIf as smart as you... 763 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:34,875 so what the heII happened? 764 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,191 He pissed his pants. 765 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,797 You pissed your pants? 766 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,155 No, I didn't. I'm fine. 767 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,390 Stand up. 768 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,710 -I said I'm fine. -Stand up. 769 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,590 Jesus, StanIey,what the fuck did you do thatfor? 770 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,639 I justwant to keep pIaying. I'm fine. 771 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,155 That's great. 772 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:57,155 You know that to a performer, that's food, right? 773 00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,949 That shows that you Iove him, and I'm sure he appreciates it. 774 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,679 Everything's fine. ReIax. 775 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,354 ReIax, darIing. Everything's fine. 776 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,234 I'm OK. 777 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,074 AII right, see? I'm aII right. 778 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,674 It's pretty fucking stupid, isn't it? 779 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,354 Jesus Christ. 780 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,398 What the fuck do they think out there? 781 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,392 They must be Iaughing their asses off. 782 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,358 TeII them I got a bad knee or some fucking thing. 783 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,751 This is fuckingfunny. 784 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,879 -What do you want to do? -Justwhat I said. 785 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,555 Are we going to continue with this game? 786 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,798 AII right,you Iook at me! 787 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,714 You are two days away from this record. 788 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,155 Nobody's ever done that. 789 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,994 You get through this, I'II get you anything you want. 790 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,516 You just got to get through this. 791 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,232 Now, hang in there, buddy. 792 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:52,475 I'm sorry I squeezed your arm. I Iove you. 793 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,314 -Are we doing this? -Fucking stupidity. 794 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,596 Why don't I put the medic on? 795 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,718 I need to go with him. Don't Iet him do this. 796 00:39:59,120 --> 00:39:59,950 He's been doing it forthirty years. 797 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,475 You don't know how sick he reaIIy is. 798 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,279 It's afucking game show, Mary. 799 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,517 Hearthat? 800 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,912 Does that hurt? 801 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,551 -What is it? -It's in my ear. 802 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,269 It's TMJ. 803 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,240 It's what it's caIIed. TechnicaIIy. 804 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:32,189 How about they just caII it, ''CIicking Jaw''? 805 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,114 -Pain in the jaw,yeah. -How about that? 806 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,953 Easierto remember. 807 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,713 Yeah. It gets... 808 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:43,671 I don't even know if I have it, actuaIIy. 809 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,828 I'm sorry. 810 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,276 15-L-27, I'm currentIy Code Seven. 811 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,193 I'm sorry. This is my job. 812 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,033 15-L-27, roger. 813 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,039 We were just getting warmed up. 814 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,795 Yeah. I gotta go. 815 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,918 WeII, if this joker shows up again... 816 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,311 or you got your music up too Ioud... 817 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:10,472 maybe we can have another cup of coffee. 818 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,552 If you're not here for a 187. 819 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,316 No. Do not joke about that. 820 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,478 I seen too many of those. 821 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,074 I'm sorry. 822 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,549 It's aII right. You were kidding. 823 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,109 It's OK. 824 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:28,710 AII right. 825 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,839 You keep your chin up and your music down, OK? 826 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,231 Yes, I wiII. Itwas nice to meet you, OfficerJim. 827 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,312 -JustJim. -Good. 828 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,836 Bye-bye, CIaudia. 829 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,910 Yeah,what is it? Did youforget something? 830 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,356 No, I'm... 831 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,274 I was wondering... 832 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,830 Man, IfeeI Iike a bit of a scumbucket doing this... 833 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:16,514 since I came here as an officer of the Iaw... 834 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,239 and the situation and everything... 835 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:19,390 but IfeeI Iike I'd be afooI... 836 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:20,789 if I didn't do something I reaIIy want to do... 837 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,110 which is to ask youfor a date. 838 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,476 You want to go on a date with me? 839 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,108 PIease,yes. 840 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,397 -WeII, is that iIIegaI? -Sort of. 841 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,791 Then I'd Iike to go. What do you want to do? 842 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,510 I don't know. I hadn't thought about it. 843 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,194 That's not true. I have thought about it. 844 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,830 I've been thinking about it since you opened the door. 845 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:39,990 ReaIIy? 846 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,595 I thought you were fIirting with me a IittIe. 847 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,069 You want to go tonight? 848 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,357 I'm off tonight,yeah. 849 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,274 -What time? -8.00. 850 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,035 -I don't get off untiI 10.00. -10.00. 851 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:54,871 Yeah. Fine. 852 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,554 Yeah. Bye. 853 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,712 Frank, I'm reaIIy not trying to attack you here. 854 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:06,750 I think if you have something that needs to be cIeared up... 855 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,395 I was toId that yourfather is EarI Partridge. 856 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,439 I was toId that he Ieft you and your mother... 857 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,832 and you took care of your mother during her iIIness... 858 00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:23,118 that you took care of herwhiIe she struggIed with cancer... 859 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,715 and that Miss Simms became your caretaker... 860 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,395 when your mother finaIIy passed away. 861 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:33,439 Can you taIk about your mother, Frank? 862 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,876 No, no, not true. And you know what? 863 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,190 Even if you don't get to pump her... 864 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,353 you stiII need to practice your skiIIs on afeminist. 865 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,875 I wiII. 866 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,235 You need to do that. This is Doc. 867 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,552 Doc, it's Janet. I have to taIk to Frank. 868 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:49,870 He's in the interview,Janet. 869 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,030 Interrupt him. 870 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,271 Get him on the phone with me right away. 871 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,430 What happened? 872 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,035 Doc, go get Frank and put him on the phone. 873 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,268 Come on, Frank. 874 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,272 What are you doing? 875 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,359 What am I doing? 876 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,191 I'm quietIy judging you. 877 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:20,831 Andfive,four,three,two... 878 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,276 Oh, boy,what a day. What a round. 879 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:28,954 Back and in for me and... 880 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,476 and the finaI one-on-one round... 881 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,791 to determine who's who today. 882 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,237 Let's check the scores on the board, shaII we? 883 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,074 WeII,the kids have an even 2,000... 884 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:44,359 and the aduIts are way up with forty-seven. 885 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,352 Now,that doesn't mean that this game... 886 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,558 is out of reach forthe kids. 887 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,076 EIders, who's the Iucky so-and-so? 888 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,277 It's me,Jimmy. 889 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,398 Come on over, Mim. 890 00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,074 I don'twant to go. I can't do it this time. 891 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,311 What the fuck are you taIking about? 892 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:04,995 You have to go, StanIey. You're the smartest. 893 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,119 I don'twant to go. Why can't one of you do it? 894 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:09,999 If you don'tfucking stand up and get overthere... 895 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,958 I'II beat your ass. 896 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,477 I'm sick of being the one, aIways has to do everything. 897 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,438 I don'twant to be the one aIways. 898 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,592 Kids, I don't even have to ask. 899 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,672 StanIey, get your butt over here. 900 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,718 I'm sick. 901 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,678 I'm sick here now. 902 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,237 I confuse meIanchoIy with depression sometimes. 903 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,073 You see? 904 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,629 Why don't you run aIong now, friend? 905 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,473 Your dessert is getting coId. 906 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,394 -I'm sick. -Stay thatway. 907 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,199 I'm sick, and I'm in Iove. 908 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,797 You seem the sort of person who confuses the two. 909 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:52,679 That's right! 910 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,435 That's the first time you've been right. 911 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,638 I confuse the two, and I don't care! 912 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,520 I Iove you. 913 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,353 I Iove you, and I'm sick. 914 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,751 I'II taIk to you tomorrow. 915 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,593 I'm getting corrective oraI surgery tomorrow... 916 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,479 for my teeth. 917 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:14,790 I Iove you, Brad. 918 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,349 Brad the bartender. 919 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,637 If you want to Iove me back, I'II be good to you. 920 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:20,393 I'II be goddamn goodfor you. 921 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,473 I won't be mad if you don't know who said what. 922 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,997 I won't punish you if you get the answerwrong. 923 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,150 I can teach and teII you... 924 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,949 You have a speciaI secret crush overthere, I think. 925 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,237 Don't treat him too IoveIy. He might get hurt. 926 00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:34,834 You shut up! Mind your own business. 927 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:35,990 GentIy, son! 928 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,549 Brad, I know you don't Iove me now. 929 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,635 It's a dangerous thing to confuse chiIdren with angeIs. 930 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,793 Want to know the common eIement forthe entire group? 931 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,111 I'II teII you the answer, because I had that one. 932 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,033 I had that question. 933 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,318 Carbon. Carbon. 934 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:54,517 In penciI Iead, it's in the form of graphite. 935 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,639 In coaI, it's mixed up with other impurities. 936 00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,634 And in the diamond, it's in hardform. 937 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,635 AII we reaIIy wanted to know was the common eIement... 938 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,359 but thank youfor aII that unnecessary knowIedge. 939 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,593 Kids. Heads so fuII of useIess knowIedge. 940 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,399 Thank you. Thank you. 941 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,870 And the book says, ''We may be through with the past... 942 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,078 ''but the past is not through with us!'' 943 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:19,833 And... 944 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:24,677 no, it is not dangerous to confuse chiIdren with angeIs. 945 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,590 WeII,that is what I waitfor. 946 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,878 I waitforthose caIIs. And I wait and I pray. 947 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,748 And sometimes Jesus says... 948 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,196 ''Jim, I got a surprise for you today. 949 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,636 ''I want you to meet this young Iady, OK? 950 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,395 ''Now,where it goes from there is up to you. 951 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,189 ''And I don't think you're going to screw it up.'' 952 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,114 And, God, I'm teIIing you right now... 953 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:02,999 I wiII not screw it up. 954 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,594 You gave me an opportunity. 955 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,274 I'm going to treat this young Iady right. 956 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,399 I'm a happy cop. 957 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,837 It's caIIed jaywaIking. SIow down. 958 00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,236 I'm going to pass,Jimmy. 959 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,473 StanIey, passing to one of the other kids. 960 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,309 We want StanIey to go,Jimmy. 961 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,360 I don'twant to go. 962 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,239 I'm waIking towards the eIevator,Janet. 963 00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:58,834 Fine. PhiI, are you stiII there? 964 00:48:59,240 --> 00:48:59,990 Yeah, I'm here. 965 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,515 I want to ask you one question. 966 00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,115 PhiI, have you taIked to anyone eIse about this? 967 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:05,270 No, I haven't. 968 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:06,999 Good, Iet's keep it thatway. 969 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,072 AII the security and whatnot. You understand? 970 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,789 This is a deIicate situation for Frank and the famiIy. 971 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:12,996 What's going on,Janet? 972 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,389 Doc,fuck off. 973 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,392 PhiI, hang in just one more minute. 974 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,711 -I'm putting you on hoId. -Thank you. 975 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:20,030 How cIose are you, Doc? 976 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:26,037 Richard? JuIia? Kids,what's going on? 977 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,396 I need a pIayer here for one-on-one. 978 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:32,918 We want StanIey to go,Jimmy, and we're not sure why he won't. 979 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,675 I aIways answerthe questions... 980 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,195 and I don'twant to do it anymore. 981 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,797 What the fuck is he doing? What's wrong with him? 982 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,633 I have no idea. 983 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,398 I'm getting off of the eIevator, Janet. 984 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,234 Good. Good boy. 985 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:54,076 I'm waIking down the haII. 986 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:45,033 This kid ain't getting up, we don't have a show. 987 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,078 Live teIevision, Iadies and germs. 988 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:48,799 LittIe prick. 989 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,475 What's this, a point? A game? 990 00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,313 What the heII's he doing? 991 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:57,554 Get the fuck up, kid, come on. 992 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,554 Time's up. 993 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,192 So that's what you did? You sat it out? 994 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:12,869 You wanted my time. I gave it to you. 995 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,953 You caIIed me a Iiar. You made accusations. 996 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,920 You said, ''WeII, if I had known... 997 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:20,753 ''then I wouIdn't have asked.'' 998 00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,310 So it's not an attack. 999 00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:27,395 I don'twant to be the sort who doesn't keep his word. 1000 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,677 So I gave you my fucking time, bitch. 1001 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,229 Now,fuck... 1002 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,230 It's fucking Janet. 1003 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,198 There's a situation on the phone. 1004 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,832 The indecision of a chiId, Iadies and germs. 1005 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,077 This isn'tfunny. 1006 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:20,993 This isn't cute. 1007 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,436 See,the way we're Iooked at? 1008 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,910 Because I'm not a toy. 1009 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:29,548 I'm not a doII. 1010 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:33,350 The way we're Iooked at because you think we're cute? 1011 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,239 Because--What? 1012 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,154 I'm made to feeI Iike afreak... 1013 00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,596 if I answer questions... 1014 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,399 or I'm smart... 1015 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,199 or I have to go to the bathroom? 1016 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,674 What is that,Jimmy? 1017 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:52,479 What is that? 1018 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,950 I'm asking you that. 1019 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:58,113 I'm not sure, StanIey. 1020 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,315 15-L-27, I need heIp. 1021 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:41,039 We have shots fired. 1022 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,029 It's HamIet to CIaudius. 1023 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,908 ''The sins of the father Iaid upon the chiIdren...'' 1024 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,753 is ''Merchant of Venice.'' 1025 00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,869 But borrowedfrom ''Exodus'' 25. 1026 00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:59,030 I'm sorry, Frank. 1027 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,078 I didn't know what eIse you wanted me to do. 1028 00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,550 I asked him aII the right questions. 1029 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,349 He's his nurse. He's sitting there with him. 1030 00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,193 I heard yourfather's voice in the background. 1031 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,433 Wait. He's there at their house? 1032 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:12,829 They're at the house. 1033 00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:17,279 I asked him the exact address, and he gave it. 1034 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,558 I know this is reaIIy hard for you right now. 1035 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,077 If you're gonna give me things, give me the information. 1036 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,630 I want the information. That's what I want. 1037 00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:27,950 What did he say? 1038 00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:29,236 Because I am not taking care of him. 1039 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,312 What does he want? 1040 00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:34,917 Frank,what the fuck do you want me to do? 1041 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,514 What I want you to do,Janet... 1042 00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,514 is I want you to do yourfucking job! 1043 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,832 I am doing my fucking job! 1044 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:45,470 Youfucking get on the phone. 1045 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,118 I'm not a doII! I'm not siIIy and cute! 1046 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:55,669 I'm smart, so that shouId make me something... 1047 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,753 something so peopIe can watch how siIIy it is he's smart! 1048 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,354 I know. I know things. 1049 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,398 I know--I know... 1050 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,190 I know I have to go to the bathroom and I asked... 1051 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,716 Take us off the air. Go to the credits. 1052 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:10,553 RoII the credits. 1053 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,837 Godfucking damn it! Son of a bitch! 1054 00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:14,753 What the fuck?! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 1055 00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:16,832 StanIey, don't do this to me! 1056 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,592 I got to find that gun. 1057 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,513 Where is it, now? 1058 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,079 Where is it? 1059 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,036 AII right, Iet's go. 1060 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,431 Where is it? Find it. 1061 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:54,913 Find it! 1062 00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,038 Find the gun,Jim! 1063 00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:35,312 What the fuck more do you want me to say? 1064 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,995 You need to make a decision. 1065 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,709 Look,just give me a second. 1066 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,272 Give me a second. 1067 00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,359 What the fuck, Frank? 1068 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,069 What do you want me to do? 1069 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,790 -What are you doing? -I got Frank, EarI's son. 1070 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,236 -Hang up the phone. -No, he asked me... 1071 00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:29,629 Put the fucking phone down! 1072 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,029 -Hang it up! -I can't! 1073 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:35,399 Frank, are you there? 1074 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,075 I want you to taIk to him. 1075 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:47,474 I'm going put him on. 1076 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,871 Hang it up! You don't do that! 1077 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:51,713 You don't caII him. You don't know. 1078 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,634 To get invoIved in this business of his--my famiIy. 1079 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,474 This is the famiIy. Me and him. Understand? 1080 00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:59,518 There's no one eIse. No one eIse! 1081 00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:02,957 That man--that beautifuI man... 1082 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,875 his son does not exist. He's dead. 1083 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:08,793 Who asked you to do that? 1084 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,111 -EarI did. -BuIIshit! 1085 00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:12,919 BuIIshit! He didn't ask you! 1086 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,390 He doesn'twant to taIk to him! 1087 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,597 So fuck you that he asked that! 1088 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,629 There's no one but me and him! No one! 1089 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,759 He asked me. 1090 00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:28,391 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1091 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,711 Mary,take me out of here. I got to go home to Rose. 1092 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:53,916 Mary,take him home. 1093 00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:56,356 -In the back. -Did we win or Iose? 1094 00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:57,749 I don't know, Richard. 1095 00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,469 You Iost. They go to the score the time they caIIed it. 1096 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,074 That's not an officiaI ruIe, Luis. 1097 00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,391 That's an officiaI ruIe, baby. 1098 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:05,630 That's buIIshit, and you know it! 1099 00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,473 Who says that? In what ruIe book? 1100 00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:08,995 This is different! It's a game show! 1101 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:10,833 They don't go by fucking sports ruIes! 1102 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,037 Richard, shut it and cut it out. 1103 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:14,634 If he hadn't pissed his pants... 1104 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:16,155 we wouId have won this IittIe motherfucker! 1105 00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:17,310 We had it! 1106 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:20,393 What'd you do with my goddamn kid, Burt? 1107 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:24,156 Get yourfucking hands off me, you boy producer punk. 1108 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:27,950 Oh, Lord, why is this happening to me? 1109 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,116 God, pIease heIp me figure it out. 1110 00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:33,272 I'm Iost out here. 1111 00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,796 I don't understand why it's happening, God. 1112 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,758 PIease, God. 1113 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,193 Whatever it is I did, I'IIfix it. 1114 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:44,794 I'II do the right thing. 1115 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,111 PIease, God, heIp me find the gun. 1116 01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,112 Listen, PhiI. 1117 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:49,596 I'm sorry. 1118 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:54,118 I'm sorry I sIapped yourface. 1119 01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:56,590 I don't know what I'm doing. 1120 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,309 I don't know how to do this. 1121 01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,237 I do things, and Ifuck up. 1122 01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:06,672 Ifucked up. 1123 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,116 Can youforgive me? 1124 01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,875 It's aII right. 1125 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,712 Can you teII him I'm sorry... 1126 01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:25,351 forthe things I've done, that Ifucked up? 1127 01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:27,876 I'm sorry. 1128 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,396 I'm going to turn away and waIk away... 1129 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:33,598 and not Iook at him, and not see my man, my EarI. 1130 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,389 And teII him... 1131 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,872 ''It's OK. I'm OK.'' 1132 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:43,548 TeII him, ''Thank youfortaking care...'' 1133 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:49,629 The whoIe thing's OK with me. 1134 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:51,314 And I know.