1 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,629 I´ve come back. 2 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:02,194 Give me a drink, Brother KipIing. 3 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,080 Don´t you know me? 4 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,915 No. I don´t know you. 5 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,077 Who are you? 6 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,638 What can I do for you? 7 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:24,429 I toId you. Give me a drink. 8 00:04:55,720 --> 00:05:00,919 It was aII settIed. Right here, in this office. 9 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,518 Remember? 10 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:10,357 Danny and me signed the contract and you witnessed it. 11 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,232 You... 12 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,991 ...stood over there. 13 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,076 I stood there. 14 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,239 And DanieI stood here. 15 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,399 Remember? 16 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:29,793 Carnehan! 17 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:36,153 Peachy TaIiaferro Carnehan. 18 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,197 Of course. 19 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:43,599 Keep Iooking at me. It heIps to keep my souI from fIying off. 20 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,398 Carnehan! 21 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,870 The same, and not the same, who sat beside you... 22 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:53,158 ...in a first-cIass carriage on the train to Marwar Junction... 23 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:57,638 ...three summers and a thousand years ago. 24 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,350 Jodhpur, pIease. 25 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,153 BIast! 26 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,875 AII aboard! 27 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,352 May I? 28 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:14,711 Riding in this ashcart is Iike being kicked by a muIe every 1 0 minutes! 29 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,396 Mr. CIutterbury Das. 30 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:45,111 FaiIed entrance examination, CaIcutta University, 1 863. 31 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:49,114 Writer of correspondence for the iIIiterate generaI pubIic. 32 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,508 Shut up! 33 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:52,318 Thank you, sir. 34 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:44,790 -Out of the window, Babu! -Thank you, sir. 35 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,639 Outside, you inky-fingered thief! 36 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,758 -I hope you break your neck! -Thank you, sir. 37 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:55,595 -You might have kiIIed him! -Serves him right if I had! 38 00:09:55,880 --> 00:10:00,078 -We´re not making five miIes an hour. -But why? 39 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:06,037 -I caught him steaIing your watch. -My watch? 40 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,429 I say, it is my watch! 41 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,198 WeII! 42 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,838 I´m very much obIiged to you, Mr...? 43 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:21,839 Carnehan. Former gunnery sergeant in Her Majesty´s Forces. 44 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,399 Mine´s KipIing. 45 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:27,389 -May I offer you a drink? -I don´t mind if I do. 46 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,673 You´ve knocked about India a bit, I take it. 47 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:40,231 You can say that twice! On foot, on horseback and on cameI. 48 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,756 -You don´t Iook green, either. -I was born in India. 49 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:48,550 Great country, or was tiII bureaucrats took over and ruined everything. 50 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:51,228 -I hope you´re not one of them! -No. 51 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,628 I didn´t think so. 52 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,236 They usuaIIy have Iong noses for Iooking down at you. 53 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,631 And I´ve yet to have one of them offer me a drink! 54 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,476 -GIenIivet, 1 2 years oId. -You´ve an educated taste. 55 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:08,713 I have an educated taste in whiskey, women, waistcoats and biIIs of fare. 56 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,474 But I´ve had few chances to exercise it. 57 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:14,473 Because them that governs make up Iaws... 58 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,393 ...to stop men Iike us from getting anywhere. 59 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,199 Whose Ioss is it? EngIand´s, of course! 60 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:24,717 If we were unrestrained, she wouIdn´t get 7 0 miIIions in revenue... 61 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:29,271 -...it wouId be 7 00 miIIions! Right? -I quite agree, yes. 62 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,677 -Where are you heading for? -Jodhpur. 63 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,877 -WiII you return on this Iine? -In 1 0 days. 64 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:39,430 Can you make it eight? I have a message for a man... 65 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,797 ...traveIIing through Marwar Junction on the 24th. 66 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,952 He expects to meet but I have urgent business. 67 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,588 I´m sorry, I can´t heIp you there. 68 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,149 Supposing I was to ask you... 69 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:55,757 ...as a stranger going to the West to seek for that which was Iost. 70 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,150 What wouId you say then? 71 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,993 I shouId answer, where do you come from? 72 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,149 From the East. 73 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:06,074 I am hoping that you wiII give my message on the square... 74 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,515 ...for the sake of the widow´s son. 75 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:14,076 -Which Iodge do you haiI from? -TraveIIing Lodge 327 6, Fore and Fit. 76 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:18,711 The Queen´s Own RoyaI LoyaI Light Infantry, RegimentaI District 329A. 77 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,760 -To whom is the message? -DanieI Dravot. 78 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,992 -Dravot. -A big man with Iong gray sideboards. 79 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,195 A great sweII. 80 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:29,750 You´II find him in a first-cIass compartment. 81 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,069 Don´t be afraid. 82 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:35,756 SIip the window down and say, ´´ Peachy´s gone south for the week.´´ 83 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:40,113 -´´ Peachy´s gone south for the week.´´ -Yes, and he´II tumbIe. 84 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:44,910 WeII, I´II be getting off now before we reach the station. 85 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,473 By the way, Brother Carnehan.... 86 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:54,516 I missed my watch in the station at Lahore... 87 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:57,274 ...before boarding the train. 88 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:00,637 How was I to know you were a Mason? 89 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,632 What´s this? 90 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,360 God´s hoIy trousers! Tickets again? 91 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,636 Is your name Dravot, sir? 92 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:41,193 I´m to say that Peachy has gone south for the week. 93 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,390 He´s gone south for the week. 94 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,757 Did he say I´d give anything for this? I won´t. 95 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,480 -No, he didn´t. -Then why did you do it? 96 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,552 For the sake of the widow´s son. 97 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,595 -He said south, did he? -Yes. 98 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,035 Then that´II be Degumber. 99 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,839 Since you´re Peachy´s paI, I´II teII you. 100 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,949 We´re gonna put the screw on the rajah for what he did to his mother-in-Iaw. 101 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,430 FiIIed her with peppers and fIogged her to death. 102 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,748 You mean you intend to bIackmaiI him? 103 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:26,278 You wouIdn´t get out aIive! If they don´t cut your throat, they´II poison you. 104 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,671 Both´s been tried. Peachy and me don´t kiII easy! 105 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:33,389 The rajah´s an independent ruIer. He answers to nobody. 106 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,915 How wiII you put the screw on him? 107 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:39,868 By teIIing him we´re correspondents for The Northern Star. 108 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:43,919 You can´t! You can´t do that! 109 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:48,278 Because I am the correspondent of The Northern Star! 110 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:52,838 -You what? -I´m the correspondent! 111 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,276 Eh? What did you say, brother? 112 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:05,235 As you know, we took them at the Degumber border... 113 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,358 ...so there´s a question of jurisdiction. 114 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:12,195 But a charge of conspiracy to bIackmaiI might be brought. 115 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:16,831 I didn´t Iay this information before you as a criminaI prosecution. 116 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,956 OnIy to save their Iives. 117 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:23,272 May I ask what particuIar interest you have in these scoundreIs? 118 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,989 WeII, they happen to be... 119 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,196 ...Freemasons. Like myseIf. 120 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:33,399 Freemasons? Them? I´d think you´d strike them off your roII! 121 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,154 Oh, once a Mason, aIways a Mason. 122 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:41,440 Never couId understand how pukka chaps Iike you can go about... 123 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:45,878 ...wearing aprons and sashes and shaking hands with strangers. 124 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,992 What is Masonry, KipIing? 125 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,878 It´s an ancient order... 126 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:54,238 ...dedicated to the brotherhood of man, under the eye of God. 127 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:58,997 We shouId have Ieft that behind in EngIand. It can never work here. 128 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,835 There are taIes that it did work here, before we came. 129 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,639 Some audacious schoIars can trace it... 130 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,314 ...to the buiIders of SoIomon´s TempIe. 131 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:14,271 -OId wives´ taIes, I suspect. -Yes, in aII IikeIihood, sir. 132 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:19,992 WeII, Iet´s have a Iook at your Iodge brothers. 133 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,879 Right turn. 134 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,273 HaIt. 135 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,318 Hats off! 136 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,075 You men are not under arrest... 137 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:43,394 ...thanks to Mr. KipIing, who´s a reaI correspondent for The Northern Star. 138 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:47,639 But both of you richIy deserve to be in jaiI. 139 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,349 I have your records before me. 140 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,751 There´s everything from smuggIing to swindIing... 141 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,230 ...receiving stoIen goods and barefaced bIackmaiI! 142 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,391 I resent the accusation. 143 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,189 It is bIackmaiI to threaten to pubIish information. 144 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:07,478 What bIackmaiI is there in accepting a retainer to keep it out? 145 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,790 How did you propose to do that? 146 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:13,589 TeIIing the editor what I know about his sister... 147 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,399 ...and a certain government officiaI. 148 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:20,678 Let him put that in his paper if he has need of news! 149 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,636 You shouId have gone home after your army service. 150 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,997 To what? A porter´s uniform outside a restaurant? 151 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:35,278 Tips for cIosing cab doors on civiIians and their bIowzy women? 152 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,671 Not for us, after watching Afghans take command... 153 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:42,150 -...when the officers had copped it! -WeII said! 154 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:47,519 There may be no criminaI charges, but I´II see these fiIes reach CaIcutta... 155 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:51,673 ...with the advice you be deported as poIiticaI undesirabIes. 156 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,559 Detriments to the empire and the raj. 157 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,154 Detriments you caII us? Detriments? 158 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:02,872 Detriments Iike us buiIt this bIoody empire and the izzat of the raj! 159 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,877 Hats on! 160 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,037 About turn! 161 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,238 By the Ieft, quick march! 162 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,918 Left turn! 163 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:23,833 There´s no need to Iet any of this get into the Star, I take it, KipIing? 164 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,831 No, no, no. 165 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,593 Copy. 166 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,754 My God! You two! What do you want this time? 167 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:09,549 -We want to ask you a favour. -Another favour? 168 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:13,998 CaIm down, we´ve never taken advantage of a feIIow in the craft. 169 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,879 We don´t want money, just a IittIe time... 170 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,237 ...a Iook at a book or two, a study of your maps. 171 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,437 We´II take a drink, but if not, we won´t mind. 172 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,639 Peachy is as sober as I am. It´s important you have no doubts. 173 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:34,194 So we´II take one of your cigars apiece, and you shaII watch us... 174 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,032 ...Iight up. 175 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,429 And now, sir... 176 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:52,355 ...Iet me introduce you to Brother Peachy Carnehan, which is him... 177 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:57,036 ...and Brother DanieI Dravot, which is I. 178 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:01,878 The Iess said about our jobs, the better. We´ve been most things. 179 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:06,875 We´ve been aII over India. We know her cities, jungIes, jaiIs and passes. 180 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,157 We have decided she isn´t big enough for us. 181 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,311 The commissioner said that. 182 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,471 We´re going to another pIace... 183 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:18,189 ...where a man isn´t crowded and can come into his own. 184 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:21,875 We´re not IittIe men, so we´re going away to be kings. 185 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,710 -Kings of Kafiristan. -Oh, Kafiristan. 186 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:30,510 We hear they have two and 30 idoIs there. So we´II be the 33rd and 34th. 187 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,312 It´s a pIace of warring tribes, meaning a Iand of opportunity... 188 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,711 ...for such who can train and Iead men in battIe. 189 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,758 We´II go there and say to any chief we find: 190 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,913 ´´Want to vanquish your foes?´´ He´II say, ´´Of course, do it.´´ 191 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:49,709 We´II fight for him, make him king and then subvert him. 192 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,589 We´II seize his royaI throne and Ioot the country. 193 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,268 How´s that for a pIan? 194 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,759 You´re both out of your minds! 195 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,831 To start with... 196 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:09,510 ...the onIy way to get there is through Afghanistan. 197 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,799 Kafiristan? No, no, no. 198 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:18,830 Two white men wouId be cut to pieces five miIes into the Khyber Pass. 199 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,276 Just suppose we managed it. Just suppose. 200 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:26,035 And suppose we got across the Afghan pIains, then what? 201 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:31,672 There´s the Hindu Kush, a frozen sea of peaks and gIaciers. 202 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:36,755 A party of geographers tried severaI years ago and vanished into thin air. 203 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:41,311 No white man has ever been there and come out since AIexander. 204 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,357 AIexander who? 205 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:47,559 AIexander the Great, king of Greece. 300 years before Christ. 206 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,518 If a Greek can do it, we can do it. 207 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,033 Right. 208 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:57,033 I can onIy repeat, you´re a pair of Iunatics! 209 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:01,751 WouId a pair of Iunatics draw up a contract Iike this? 210 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:07,996 ´´This contract between us, pursuing and witnesseth in the name of God. 211 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,836 One: We wiII settIe this together, i.e., to be kings of Kafiristan. 212 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,152 Two: We wiII not, whiIe this is being settIed, Iook at Iiquor... 213 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:21,791 ...or any woman, so as to get mixed up with one or the other harmfuI. 214 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,713 Three: We act with dignity and discretion. 215 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:29,556 If one is in troubIe, the other stays by him. Signed by us this day.´´ 216 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,952 There´s no need for the Iast articIe, but it´s got a ring to it. 217 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,079 DanieI. 218 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:10,676 Now, you witness it and it´s IegaI. 219 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,953 WeII, gentIemen, it´s 4 in the morning. 220 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:35,877 Don´t stand on poIiteness. If you want to go to bed, we won´t steaI anything. 221 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,109 Thank you. 222 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:41,910 We´II send word when we´re ready to go, if you want to say goodbye. 223 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:46,119 Yes. WeII, try not to burn the pIace down. 224 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,037 Here we are. 225 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:57,476 ´´ Kafiristan. 1 0,000 square miIes. Mountainous terrain. 226 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,518 ReIigion unknown. PopuIation unknown. 227 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,434 Conquered by AIexander in 328 B.C. 228 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:10,118 According to Herodotus, he defeated King Oxyartes... 229 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:15,957 ...whose daughter Roxanne he subsequentIy took to wife.´´ 230 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,434 You buy from me, I give you good price. 231 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,798 Very cheap, very nice things for you, especiaIIy for you, sir. 232 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:53,637 Our forward continuance is impeded by this feIIow, who is begging... 233 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:58,635 ...you wiII accompany him that he may show you a rare and wonderfuI thing. 234 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,792 -What thing? -He wouId not say what thing. 235 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,952 Therefore, I suspect his bad intentions... 236 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:08,351 ...to entice you into a house of disreputation... 237 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,751 ...where he wiII take you, kiII you, murder you... 238 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,833 ...cut your throat and rob the money from your pockets aIso. 239 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,558 Crikey! 240 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,154 -Wait at the office! -Sir, pIease! 241 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,357 MyseIf, I wiII take you to a Ioving house. 242 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,353 You wiII be very happy and deIightfuI.... 243 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,511 Morning to you, brother. 244 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,990 GIad you caught the performance. What do you think? 245 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,709 It´s convincing, but what are you rascaIs up to now? 246 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,634 Last week it was kings you were to be, of Kafiristan. 247 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,998 -We´ve gotta get there first. -Madness is a trick. 248 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,470 Who´d hurt some poor crazy priest and his servant? 249 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,712 Peachy worked this out. We´ve used it before. 250 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,791 He taIks, whiIe I act dumb. 251 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,916 I can cIown pretty good now. 252 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,197 I can twitch to put the fear into any good MusIim. 253 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,828 I can froth at the mouth. Want to see? 254 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,595 -I can imagine. -AII right, some other time perhaps. 255 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,831 Come over here. 256 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,312 Give it a touch-up down here. 257 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,190 -RifIes? -Twenty Martinis, and ammunition. 258 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,875 Cost us every sou we got out of the rajah of Degumber. 259 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:54,237 Good heavens! You mean you went back there? 260 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,197 Of course, Brother KipIing. 261 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,999 God heIp you if you´re caught with those! 262 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,277 Gunrunning isn´t exactIy new to us. 263 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,194 WeII, Brother KipIing, goodbye and many thanks. 264 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,318 Man, don´t do it! 265 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,391 The odds are too great. 266 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:15,314 Wish us Iuck. We met upon the IeveI. 267 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,233 And we´re parting on the square. 268 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,391 Good Iuck, indeed. 269 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,317 Come aIong, you ugIy beast. 270 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,793 Wait! 271 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,270 Here. Take this. 272 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:08,634 Last time Danny and me came through the Khyber Pass, we fought our way... 273 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,916 ...yard by bloody yard... 274 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,390 ...and General Bobbs called us heroes afterwards. 275 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,518 But that was years ago. Times have changed. 276 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:22,117 -BIast! Look who´s on sentry! -MuIvaney! 277 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,358 That Ioudmouthed mick from the BIack Tyrone! 278 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:29,911 Private MuIvaney! Come to attention when I am addressing you! 279 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,036 SIope arms! 280 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,517 Present! March! 281 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,036 Mark time! 282 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,589 At the doubIe! 283 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,799 CorporaI of the guard! 284 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,990 Take three men and put Private MuIvaney under arrest! 285 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,594 BIoody man´s drunk again! 286 00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,797 We came through the Khyber with that caravan... 287 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,191 ... doing all sorts of antics to amuse the people. 288 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:08,717 At night, he told them their fortunes in a tongue of his own... 289 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,518 ...and I translated. 290 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,750 And all concerned were happy... 291 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,471 ...because I promised them all their wishes would come true. 292 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:33,795 Then at Jaedallak we turned off towards Kafiristan. 293 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:38,951 They were sad to see us leave the caravan. We´d brought it good luck. 294 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:44,877 Two she-camels had foaled and there was no sniping at us from the hills. 295 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,795 They waved goodbye to the mad priest and his servant. 296 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,555 And Danny danced them out of sight. 297 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:09,070 The country was deserty. The inhabitants were dispersed, solitary. 298 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,437 We travelled by night and kept away from villages. 299 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,832 We didn´t want to waste ammunition in idle fighting with Afghans. 300 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,751 The Pushtukan. 301 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:09,274 A wavy blue line on the map, but we couldn´t hope to get camels across. 302 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:14,276 So Peachy says, ´´It doesn´t matter what they cost... 303 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,758 ... we´ll trade them for goats. We´re playing for high stakes. ´´ 304 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,755 Major McCrimmon bet me 1 0 bob he couId bIow up a goat skin in one breath. 305 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:28,476 He did. Though he´d sat down on an anthiII in his kiIt unknowing. 306 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,558 Ten shiIIings was ten shiIIings to McCrimmon! 307 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,273 MuIes. 308 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,118 Now, the probIem is... 309 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:13,112 ...how to divide five Afghans from three muIes... 310 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,750 -...and have two EngIishmen Ieft over. -Shoot them. 311 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,714 No. The muIes wouId boIt. 312 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:27,273 Sit over there, Danny. 313 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:48,432 So we starts forward into those bitter cold mountainous parts... 314 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:52,394 ...and never a path broader than the back of your hand. 315 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,438 The mountains was tall and white... 316 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,872 ... like wild rams, they was always fighting... 317 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,675 ...so you couldn´t sleep for the din of their fighting. 318 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,469 For God´s sake, Danny, pipe down. 319 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:41,759 -Why? Who´s going to hear us? -These mountains, that´s who. 320 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:46,351 -You wanna start an avaIanche? -You don´t beIieve that, I hope. 321 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,269 If a king can´t sing, it ain´t worth being king. 322 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,156 The country was mountainous... 323 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:59,359 ...and the mules was most contrary. They all died but one. 324 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,034 And she died later on. 325 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:07,111 Danny went snow-blind and clung to jenny´s tail. 326 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,355 Up and up we went, and down and down. 327 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:16,116 Through defiles and over snowy saddles till all at once... 328 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,797 ... two giants stood in our way. 329 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,716 God´s hoIy trousers. 330 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,518 What´s the matter? 331 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:34,271 BIokes twice our size standing guarding the snow, Iike. Two of them. 332 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,829 Give them a round apiece. 333 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,196 Not a move out of them. 334 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,471 Stay put. 335 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,875 I´II reconnoitre. 336 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,671 They´re not reaI, thank God. 337 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,399 They´re horribIe. 338 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,795 Put there by the Kafiris to frighten the neighbours. 339 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:13,398 Peachy, that means we´re in Kafiristan. Or aImost. 340 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,156 So it does. 341 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:22,117 -What was that? -Our bridges have been burned. 342 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,588 What do you mean? 343 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,152 The bridge we crossed by ain´t there no Ionger. 344 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,552 God. 345 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,391 Now what? 346 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,030 -TeII me. -A crevasse. 347 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,393 We´ve had it, Danny. Coming and going! 348 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,471 -Wide? -Wide enough! 349 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:58,918 It drops into nothing beIow, straight as a beggar can spit! 350 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:06,675 That´s the Iast of them, Peachy. No more gods to burn. 351 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,792 It Iooks Iike Iast post, Danny. 352 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,717 I don´t fancy dying by inches. FeeIing the coId creeping up my Iimbs. 353 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,879 -Getting aII numb. -I´II do the necessary... 354 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,231 -...when the fire goes out. -Fair enough. 355 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,073 BIoody shame. 356 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,200 Getting this cIose and not making it. 357 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:35,155 A stone´s throw away, our kingdom. 358 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:41,272 I´d have Iiked to seen you, Danny, with a goId crown on your head. 359 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,756 If you couId´ve found one that fitted it. 360 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,674 Peachy, in your opinion... 361 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,190 ...have our Iives been misspent? 362 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,271 WeII, that depends on how you Iook at it. 363 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,313 The worId´s not a better pIace because of us. 364 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,748 No, hardIy that. 365 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:07,351 -Nobody´s gonna weep at our demise. -And who´d want them to? 366 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:11,109 And we haven´t many good deeds to our credit. 367 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,835 None. None to brag about. 368 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,510 But how many have been where we´ve been... 369 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:21,679 -...and seen what we´ve seen? -BIoody few. And that´s a fact. 370 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:26,112 Even now, I wouIdn´t change pIaces with the viceroy himseIf... 371 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:30,472 -...if it meant giving up my memories. -Me neither. 372 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:35,597 Remember the time the HighIanders was retreating down the hiII... 373 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:41,153 ...at AIi Masjit and Pipe Major McCrimmon got his sporran shot off? 374 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,436 HaIf a crown was in it, right? 375 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:48,430 So he goes after it without checking to see if that was aII he´d Iost! 376 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,114 And then he got the Victoria Cross... 377 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,551 ...because the HighIanders foIIowed him up the hiII! 378 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,674 Danny, we can get on! 379 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,118 Kafiristan. 380 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,071 The promised Iand. 381 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,914 Must be their HaIIoween. 382 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,034 Upsadaisy, Iad. 383 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:36,999 Brass band and aII. HaiI the conquering heroes. 384 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,672 BIoody cheek. Where´s their gratitude? 385 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,912 I say! I say there! 386 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,031 Are you EngIishmen, pIease? 387 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:59,350 Stone the bIeeding crows! Yes, mate. 388 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:03,157 -And who might you be? -You just wait one jiffy. 389 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,037 Peachy, it´s a Gurkha. 390 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:31,317 RifIeman Machendra Gurung. Known to my regiment as BiIIy Fish. 391 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,313 Is that right? WeII, report, rifIeman. 392 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,710 What are you doing here? Wherever here is. 393 00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:40,949 -I come with CoIoneI Robertson, sir. -The geographer? 394 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,997 Oh, dear me, aIas, by Jove. 395 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:46,596 Party not reaching Er-Heb for very misfortunate reasons. 396 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,877 Large mountain is faIIing on everyone. 397 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:53,949 Everybody buried aIive except your servant. 398 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:57,711 What about them up there banging drums... 399 00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,349 ...and then shooting arrows at us? 400 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,915 Big noise to scare away deviIs! 401 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:07,119 -Many deviIs here these days. -They thought we was deviIs? 402 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,476 Kafiristan peopIes very ignorant. 403 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:14,356 I say to head man Ootah, I say, ´´Oh, no, by Jove, they´re not deviIs... 404 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,273 ...they´re Gorasahibs. British soIdiers.´´ 405 00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:18,833 Good man, BiIIy Fish. 406 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,431 And now, if you´II take us to this Ootah bIoke... 407 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,313 ...we wiII begin his education. 408 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,316 PeopIe of Er-Heb, do not fear. 409 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:48,678 They are our friends, not our enemies. 410 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:52,276 Do you understand? Do not fear. 411 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,472 There is no need to fear. They´re our friends. 412 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:03,509 Why are you so afraid? PeopIe of Er-Heb, do not fear! 413 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,513 They´re from EngIand! British soIdiers! 414 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,274 White men. Do not be afraid. 415 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,351 Ootah! 416 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,113 Come on down. 417 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:18,275 No need to be afraid. They´re white men. Ootah! 418 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,270 Come down! 419 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,073 Don´t be afraid. 420 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,312 TeII him we won´t hurt him, not to worry. 421 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,474 He wants to know where you come from. 422 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,592 TeII him we tumbIed from the skies. 423 00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,351 He wants to know, are you gods? 424 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:19,633 Not gods, EngIishmen, which is the next best thing. 425 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,513 I ofttimes teII Ootah about EngIishmans. 426 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,479 How they name dogs, take off hats to womans... 427 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,468 ...and march Ieft, right with rifIes on their shouIders. 428 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:37,468 Bringing enIightenment to the darker regions of the earth. 429 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,078 He wants to know how rifIe works. 430 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,272 Show him, Peachy. 431 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:04,069 We are not gods, exactIy, but we are heaven-sent... 432 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,192 ...to deIiver you from your enemies. 433 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,234 Enemies aII around. 434 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,230 The Bashkai are the worst. 435 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:26,399 AII town comes out and pisses downstream when we go bathing. 436 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,471 Shocking! 437 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,874 They are aIways steaIing our womans. 438 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,518 Putting on masks. 439 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,914 And so our head chap is thinking them deviIs... 440 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:46,359 -...and running Iike bIoody heII away. -War! Red war we´II give them. 441 00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:52,233 He give you two goats for each Bashkai man you´re kiIIing. 442 00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,995 One goat for each womans and chiIds. 443 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,397 Rather than knock them over one at a time... 444 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,511 ...we´d Iike to do it in one feII swoop. 445 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:08,919 Serve him up a proper victory. Storm Bashkai, take the city. 446 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:14,878 He says, ´´ How much?´´ 447 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:19,671 OnIy the honour of Ieading the brave men of Er-Heb into battIe. 448 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,309 And what we fancy in souvenirs. 449 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:33,717 -A baubIe here and a bangIe there. -Bashkai is onIy the beginning. 450 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:38,795 We hope to go on from victory to victory untiI he runs out of enemies. 451 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,032 And a monarch of aII you survey. 452 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:51,430 -AII he surveys? -From the highest pIace in the vaIIey. 453 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:56,229 The mountains wiII echo your name. 454 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:02,952 Ootah the Great! 455 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,510 Oh, he says he prefers ´´Ootah the TerribIe.´´ 456 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:15,548 Then Ootah the TerribIe it shaII be. 457 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:24,310 And take him in token of our earnest. 458 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:31,149 And now the womans of Er-Heb wiII cut his boIIocks off! 459 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,358 CouIdn´t happen in a better cause. 460 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,078 -Contract. -Contract. 461 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,593 Ootah say, ´´You, you no Iike?´´ 462 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:39,551 TeII him we´ve given up strong drink untiI we´ve conquered aII his enemies. 463 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,794 BoiI them once or twice in hot water... 464 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,514 ...and they´II come out Iike chicken and ham. 465 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:56,712 You wouIdn´t know them from the Gaiety Chorus. 466 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:04,756 -Ootah says, ´´Take your pick.´´ -He does? 467 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:12,278 Oh, teII His Majesty one´s prettier than another. I couIdn´t choose. 468 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:16,678 Take as many as you Iike. There are more where they came from. 469 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:18,518 He has 27 daughters. 470 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:22,269 They´re his daughters? His own daughters? 471 00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:26,354 -Dirty oId brute! -Different countries, different customs. 472 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,028 Mustn´t be prejudiced, Peachy. 473 00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:33,836 TeII His Majesty we´ve aIso taken a vow not to daIIy with femaIes... 474 00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:37,430 ...tiII aII his enemies are vanquished. 475 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:50,437 He has 32 sons if you´re Iiking boys. 476 00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:53,991 TeII him he makes my gorge rise! 477 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:59,075 HoId on, Peachy, he´s onIy being hospitabIe according to his Iikes. 478 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,074 PoIo! 479 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,958 Everything´s the same. The baII´s bigger. 480 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,750 -Is the baII aIways that big? -Depends on size of head. 481 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:48,431 Big head, big baII. This here Bashkai man. Big damn head. 482 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,358 The bIoody heathens. 483 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:54,912 Different countries, different customs. Mustn´t be prejudiced. 484 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,113 Now, Iisten to me, you benighted muckers. 485 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:05,273 We´re gonna teach you soIdiering, the nobIest profession. 486 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:12,317 When we´re done, you´II be abIe to sIaughter enemies Iike civiIized men! 487 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:16,559 But first, you´II have to Iearn to march in step... 488 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,315 ...do the manuaI of arms without having to think. 489 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:24,911 Good soIdiers don´t think, they just obey. 490 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:29,953 You think if a man thought twice, he´d die for his country? 491 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,869 Not bIoody IikeIy! He wouIdn´t go near the battIefieId! 492 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:37,158 One Iook at your fooIish faces... 493 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,949 ...teIIs me you´re going to be crack troops. 494 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:45,392 Him there with a 51 I2 hat size has the makings of a bIoody hero. 495 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:58,432 Timing in the British Army has aIways been: ´´One, two, three.´´ 496 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,752 One, two, three. 497 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,350 Say after me, ´´One, two, three.´´ 498 00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:12,237 Wait. Ready, steady, go. 499 00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:14,392 One, two, three. 500 00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:17,598 One, two, three. 501 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:22,954 Say it at the same time as the others. TeII him to say it at the same time! 502 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,518 Right. Go! 503 00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:29,278 One, two, three. 504 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,113 One, two, three. 505 00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,357 BiIIy, teII him to say it with the others! 506 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,515 One, two, three. Right. Now ready, steady, go. 507 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,239 One, two, three. 508 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,711 No! He´s saying it before the others, BiIIy. 509 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:47,754 Not before them, not after them, with them! 510 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,510 Right. Attention! 511 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,230 No. You, Iook.... 512 00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,835 That one goes to there! Say that one goes to there! That´s it! 513 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,798 Down there, Iike that. 514 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,719 There. There we are. Okay? Right. 515 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,553 Come on, smarten up, you horrible lot! 516 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,552 Attention! 517 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,313 That´s better. 518 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,313 Troops, march! 519 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,917 By the left. Quick. March! 520 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:44,511 Left. Left. Left, right, left. 521 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:59,229 Wait. You´re a handsome piece, that I don´t deny... 522 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:03,553 ...but the contract states the party of the first part, Danny... 523 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:07,759 ...and the party of the second part, which is me... 524 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,719 ...shaII nowise compromise ourseIves... 525 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,117 ...with parties of the third part, which is you. 526 00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,515 AII binding, properIy sworn to... 527 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,277 ...witnessed and attested. 528 00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,311 -Danny! -So! 529 00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,355 Thank God you arrived. 530 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:29,068 Let´s go seek safety in battIe. 531 00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:58,153 Trumpeter, sound your trumpet! 532 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,192 BiIIy Fish. 533 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:37,315 BIood is what we want. The bIoodier, the better. 534 00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:39,397 So it shaII be! 535 00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,630 Like oId times, Peachy. Reminds me of AIi Majid. 536 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:48,912 It´s a good job the odds are onIy 1 0 to 1 . 537 00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,713 HaIt! 538 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:08,912 Line up in a straight Iine here. 539 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,516 Present! 540 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,318 Aim! 541 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,318 Who are they? 542 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,033 What´s happening? 543 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,759 Very hoIy men. 544 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:09,516 They waIk through Kafiristan coIIecting offerings for HoIy City. 545 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:14,871 BattIe is postponed untiI priests have passed. 546 01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:20,518 -Why are their eyes cIosed? -They don´t wish to see any badness... 547 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:26,078 ....so keep eyes cIosed untiI they return to beauties of SikanderguI. 548 01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:56,113 Fire! 549 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,111 Aim! Fire! 550 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,912 Charge! Come on. 551 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:13,236 Oh, that great bIoody showoff! 552 01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:17,996 RifIe section, form Iine! Fix bayonets!