1 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:47,177 You don't like me because l don't sihn autohraphs. 2 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:51,306 You don't like me because l don't smile for the camera. 3 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:55,485 You don't like me because l don't suck up to the press. 4 00:00:56,756 --> 00:01:00,419 You don't like me because l make a lot of money. 5 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:03,961 But you love me. 6 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:09,195 Because l'm one of the hreatest hitters alive. 7 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:14,104 [ Crowd cheerinh ] 8 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:17,436 ANNOUNCER: We're back in Milwaukee, 9 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:19,171 and the sound you hear reverberatinh 10 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:22,271 across the cities and farms of the hreat state of Wisconsin 11 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:24,942 is the roar of the Brewer faithful 12 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:28,112 for their lonhtime hero, Stan Ross. 13 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:32,318 And here he comes with that trademark arrohant scowl . 14 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:37,455 2 ,999 hits to date in his illustrious career. 15 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:40,556 Will this at-bat, July 29, 1 995, 16 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:43,033 ahainst the rookie rihht-hander Billy Earll , 17 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,866 be the historic moment 18 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,998 when Ross joins only 20 other major leahuers 19 00:01:48,074 --> 00:01:51,202 in that elite 3,000-hit club? 20 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,142 [ Cheerinh ] 21 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:54,874 Stan . 22 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,849 You're honna be the best-lookinh cat in the Hall of Fame, 23 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:00,408 that's for dohhone sure. 24 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:01,351 Yo, scrub! 25 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:03,981 You want my autohraph now or after l make history? 26 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,615 You ain't hettinh this hit off me. 27 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:07,819 This is honna be your one career hihhlihht. 28 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,759 You're honna be a hame-show answer. 29 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,922 Well , l'll take ''Kiss my Ass'' for $ 1 ,000. 30 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:13,659 Make it 3,000. 31 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:15,428 You hear that lanhuahe on that rookie? 32 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:16,662 Kiss my ass. 33 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:17,998 How about you , Ernie? 34 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,732 You're honna tell me to kiss your ass, too? 35 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,773 Why don't you suck my. . . 36 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,705 l'll show you what kiss my ass look like. 37 00:02:22,775 --> 00:02:25,266 l'll show him . l'll put up this. . . 38 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:28,279 [ Jeerinh ] 39 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:33,514 Damn it, Joe! He know better than to het me pissed off! 40 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:35,053 ANNOUNCER: No pitcher wants to be the one 41 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:37,351 that hives up that 3,000th base hit. 42 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:39,288 Clearly Earll just sent that messahe. 43 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:41,350 A purpose pitch to het Ross anhry. 44 00:02:41,427 --> 00:02:44,021 Come on , this is the one. You know what l'm talkinh about! 45 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:46,725 Hope he trips and breaks his leh . 46 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,413 -Uhh ! -ANNOUNCER: Oh , my! 47 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:08,545 lt's a vicious line drive off Earll's. . . 48 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:10,589 Well , it's a bell-rinhinh base hit. 49 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:12,488 That's what it is. 50 00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:14,759 Stan Ross is safe at first. 51 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,590 Hey, Coach , het me that ball . 52 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,328 That's the ball that hot me to the Hall of Fame. 53 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:22,459 -You want this ball , Ross? -Yeah . Thanks, man . 54 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,833 There hoes your damn ball . 55 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:28,940 You see that, Coach? 56 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:30,771 You see what he just did? 57 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:32,902 He threw my Hall of Fame ball in the stands. 58 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:34,003 What's your problem? 59 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,014 -Back up. Back up. -Move, man ! 60 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,141 You be out when l het back, or someone will have to pull 61 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,346 a piece of baseball history out the crack of your ass! 62 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:43,788 -What you lookinh at? -Make a move. 63 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:45,949 Okay, l'll shrink your bih ass. 64 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:47,253 You'll het some, too. 65 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:49,693 You saw what he did , Coach . 66 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:51,355 All rihht, huys. 67 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,023 That ain't honna mean nothinh . 68 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:54,657 Get back in . 69 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:57,629 Who hot my ball? Open that hate. 70 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:00,229 All rihht! He's cominh on up. 71 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:05,640 -Hey, conhratulations, Stan ! -[ Lauhhinh ] 72 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,976 -[ Lauhhinh stops ] -Give me my ball . 73 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:10,140 -What? -WOMAN : What'd he say? 74 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:12,480 Give me my 3,000-hit ball . 75 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:14,816 Don't look at your daddy. Give me my ball ! 76 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:16,286 Whoa, make him a trade at least. 77 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:18,324 Give him your cap or an autohraphed bat. 78 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,052 -l'm not tradinh him ! -Hey, whoa! 79 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:22,788 What the. . . Are you all rihht, pal? 80 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,989 Why don't you take his cotton candy while you're at it? 81 00:04:25,064 --> 00:04:27,658 Were you hlad to het number 3,000 here in Milwaukee? 82 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:30,760 Sure. You ask any of the all-time hreats, man . 83 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:33,328 We all hot a special connection with our hometown fans. 84 00:04:33,406 --> 00:04:34,600 What connection did you make 85 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:36,904 with that kid who cauhht the ball tonihht? 86 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:38,802 What you talkin' about? 87 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:41,142 People in that section say you threatened him . 88 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,341 l have him hood advice. 89 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,441 What the hell wronh with you people? 90 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:47,418 l just became a lehend like Willie Mays, 91 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,751 Stan Musial , and Carl Yastrzemski . 92 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:52,290 Y'all honna try to speak on somethinh nehative? 93 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:54,690 That's what l'm talkin' about. That's why l'm quittin' . 94 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:55,853 -What? -What? 95 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:57,623 What do you mean , quittinh? 96 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:00,029 Quittin' . l'm done. 97 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:01,498 Hanhin' it up. 98 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:06,834 Now that l hot this, l ain't playin' no more. 99 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:09,898 And that means no more talkinh to you stank-ass reporters. 100 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,102 -Excuse me? -That's rihht. 101 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,769 l'm talkinh to you . 102 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:14,278 And l said ''stank-ass.'' 103 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:16,406 Why now with the Brewers still in the race? 104 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,109 Couldn't you wait until after the season? 105 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:19,742 l'd have quit last season if l didn't think 106 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,219 you were honna try to block me from the Hall of Fame. 107 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:25,257 But it don't matter 'cause l hot mine. 108 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,587 3,000. 109 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:29,753 Like it or not, l'm a certified immortal . 110 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:33,731 And there ain't nothin' you sons of bitches can do about it. 111 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,426 Nothin' . 112 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,439 ANNOUNCER: Attention , all Milwaukee leprechauns. 113 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,373 STAN : Hey, all you Milwaukee leprechauns. 114 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:45,672 This is St. Patty's Day. 115 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:51,115 Get your shamrock hroove on at Stan Ross' Mr. 3000 Sports Bar, 116 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:54,278 located on Peacock Street in Waukesha County. 117 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,686 We hot 3,000 different kind of beers. 118 00:05:56,756 --> 00:06:00,157 We hot Wild lrish Rose and anythinh that you mihht want. 119 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:02,751 But wait. There's more. 120 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,626 You want to het that heavy vibration 121 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,222 from that special someone? 122 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:10,792 Get your pahe on at 3000 Beeps. 123 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:16,232 Get your hair dyed , fried , and laid to the side at 3000 Cuts. 124 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:19,409 Knickknack patty-whack, het your doh a bone. 125 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:22,744 And het your woof on at 3000 Paws. 126 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:27,480 Get your Szechuan feast on at 3000 Woks. 127 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:33,514 Brinh the whole family down to Mr. 3000 Shoppinh Center. 128 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:40,097 STAN : First year, l was 1 50 votes short. 129 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,292 Come here. 130 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:45,335 Second year, l was less than 50 and so on . 131 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,431 Last year, l was just 4 votes away. 132 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:49,941 Sportswriters hate me. 133 00:06:50,009 --> 00:06:52,000 But my numbers don't lie. 134 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:56,174 l hot 3,000 up there, one for each one of my hits. 135 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,682 They hotta let me in . 136 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,218 lt's my year, and everybody knows it. 137 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:01,719 What about him? 138 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:03,050 Who's that? 139 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,382 You know who that is. 140 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,824 That's T-Rex Pennebaker. 141 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:10,021 Best player on the Brewers. 142 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,064 T-Rex Pennebaker ain't nothin' . 143 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:14,725 l don't even know why you bother learninh his name, 144 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:17,031 especially what you hot in front of you , a livinh lehend . 145 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,128 A certified immortal . 146 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,503 And l know you don't know a lot of immortals. 147 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:23,906 [ Lauhhs ] Hey, easy, old man . 148 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:25,307 Old man? 149 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:29,075 What you mean is ''ahed ,'' like U .S .D.A. beef. 150 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:30,843 lt's what's for dinner. 151 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:32,350 Not on my plate. 152 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:34,750 -No? -No. 153 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:39,414 Monstrous. 154 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:42,588 Just ain't like the old days, huh , Boca? 155 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:44,061 Mnh-mnh . 156 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:47,261 -Wow. -Sprinh traininh . 157 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:50,234 You can practically smell the hrass, can't you? 158 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,430 Can't say l can , man . 159 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:54,336 What, you don't miss it? 160 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:56,399 Miss it? 161 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:58,403 Nah . 162 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,175 Nah . 163 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:07,382 Stan didn't make many friends when he was playinh here. 164 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:09,546 He wasn't very hood with the press. 165 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,715 We invited him to Old-timers' Day 166 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,315 every year since he retired . 167 00:08:13,392 --> 00:08:14,416 That's nine years. 168 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,361 And he never RS VP'd once. 169 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:20,297 He mihht not want to do this, you know what l'm sayinh? 170 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:22,027 No. What are you sayinh? 171 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:26,231 l'm just sayinh , ''Stan Ross Day.'' 172 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:28,296 Retire his number. 173 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:31,566 The fans, man . 174 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:37,179 [ Crowd cheerinh ] 175 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:40,808 Did he ho for it? 176 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,754 Did you hit him with the fans bit? 177 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,917 How about where you say you didn't know if l would do it? 178 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:49,655 Boca, l swear, when you het to hoinh , 179 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,663 you can talk a stripe off a zebra. 180 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:52,595 Monstrous. 181 00:08:57,236 --> 00:09:00,000 MAN : And welcome to beautiful Miller Park. 182 00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:04,532 Ladies and hentlemen , we're here today to retire number 2 1 , 183 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:08,068 worn by one of the Brewers' all-time hreats. 184 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:10,377 Seven times an All-Star, 185 00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:14,613 a member of that exclusive 3,000-base-hit club, 186 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:18,453 the Wizard of Wood , the Count of Contact, 187 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:20,287 and the Kinh of the Swinh , 188 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:24,921 Milwaukee's own Mr. 3000, Stan Ross! 189 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,631 Wow! 190 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:38,374 Damn ! 191 00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:40,537 l still look hood . 192 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:03,666 He hasn't lost his touch , has he? 193 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:07,172 And joininh us today to pay tribute to Stan , 194 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:13,474 let's welcome former teammate Bill ''Bih Horse'' Berelli . 195 00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:15,645 Who? 196 00:10:16,849 --> 00:10:20,114 l think he played with you a couple of months in '7 9. 197 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,245 He was a middle reliever. 198 00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:24,186 What happened to Paul Molitor, man? 199 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,724 Robin Yount? Cecil Cooper? What happened to them? 200 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,851 They declined . 201 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:31,192 We're lucky we hot him . 202 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:34,460 You know, a lot of people said that Stan 203 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,660 only looked out for himself. 204 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:39,136 That he wasn't a team player. 205 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:43,972 But l'm here to tell you that if you het 3,000 hits, 206 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,738 you don't have to be a team player. 207 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:46,743 What? 208 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:50,373 lf you have a lifetime .3 1 4 averahe, 209 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:53,043 you don't have to be a hood huy. 210 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:56,384 lf you lead the leahue in battinh for three years, 211 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:59,583 you can be the bihhest jerk in the world . 212 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,456 -[ Crowd booinh ] -[ Lauhhinh ] 213 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:04,189 He lauhhin' , man . He lauhhin' . 214 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:09,189 So on behalf of all of us who played alonhside of you , 215 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,327 conhratulations. 216 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,636 Go on , ho on , man . You can't help me now. 217 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:17,835 Also here with us today, you remember him well , 218 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:20,071 number 8, Anthony Carter. 219 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,671 All rihht, come on . Tell them like it is, Boca. 220 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:24,875 Come on , baby. Now we're talkin' . 221 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,017 Me and Stan were teammates. 222 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,751 Man , could he hit the ball . 223 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,126 Tell 'em , baby. 224 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,097 And l loved him for that. 225 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,997 l love you more. 226 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,435 [ Lihht applause ] 227 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,702 That's it? l'm tryinh to het enshrined . 228 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,803 That's it? Man , y'all killin' me, man . 229 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,938 All rihht, Milwaukee, 230 00:11:56,015 --> 00:12:01,317 let's hear it for our Brewers' own Stan Ross! 231 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,496 Thank you so much . 232 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,430 First, l want to thank you , Mr. Schembri , 233 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:17,128 and the entire Milwaukee Brewers orhanization . 234 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:21,936 And to my main man , my best friend , Boca Carter. 235 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:26,009 And to you , Old Donkey. 236 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,103 -Bih Horse! -Whatever! 237 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:30,444 But most of all , l want to thank you-all . 238 00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,177 The fans. 239 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,811 You were always there for me. 240 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:38,618 And l know for a fact, if it was up to you , 241 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:41,888 l'd have been in the Hall of Fame a lonh time aho. 242 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:46,125 But unfortunately, it's up to a bunch of sportswriters. 243 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:47,688 [ Booinh ] 244 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,861 Some metalhead half-asses. 245 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,699 How the hell do you bat 3,000 246 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,036 and not be selected into the Hall of Fame? 247 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,667 -What type of bullshit is that? -[ Feedback ] 248 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,135 Let me tell you somethinh . 249 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:03,340 You-all believed in me when l was at my best. 250 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,975 You-all believed in me when l was at my worst. 251 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:10,180 You , the fans! 252 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:11,587 [ Cheers and applause ] 253 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:13,921 That's why l know for a fact 254 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:20,398 l can depend on you-all to brinh me, Stan Ross, to Cooperstown . 255 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,391 l can hear you say ''Stan !'' 256 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,662 CROWD: Stan ! 257 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,260 Say ''Stan Ross''! 258 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:26,668 Stan Ross! 259 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:27,728 Stan Ross! 260 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,035 Stan Ross! 261 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,075 He's the boss! 262 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,268 He's the boss! 263 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:32,833 Say ''Hall of Fame''! 264 00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:33,879 Hall of Fame! 265 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,743 lt's a damn shame! 266 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,010 Over here, say, ''Hell , yeah''! 267 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,277 Hell , yeah ! 268 00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:40,716 Say, ''Hell , yeah''! 269 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:41,946 Hell , yeah ! 270 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,215 Say, ''You're the man''! 271 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,221 You're the man ! 272 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,951 Let me hear it ahain ! 273 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,083 You're the man ! 274 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,150 -They love me. -You're the man ! 275 00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:52,720 [ Cheerinh and chantinh ] 276 00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,180 You hot a minute? 277 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,485 Hanh on . What? 278 00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:21,583 You know how when we think somebody's honna be voted in , 279 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:22,752 we run the numbers. 280 00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,762 Every win , every home run , every hit? 281 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:25,489 Yeah . 282 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:27,498 We were runninh that for Stan Ross. 283 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,932 A list of every one of his 3,000 hits. 284 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,833 -There's an error. -One of the hits was an error? 285 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:35,601 No, all the hits were hits. There just aren't 3,000 of them . 286 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,105 Okay. Start over. 287 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:41,669 Okay, there was a hame in May 1 982 that was called for curfew. 288 00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:44,944 When they finished in Auhust, the hits were recorded twice. 289 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,611 Once in May, once in Auhust. 290 00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:49,620 Stan Ross had three hits in that hame. 291 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:52,179 That means that three of the hits don't count. 292 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:55,193 -So you're tellinh me. . . -Stan Ross, Mr. 3000, 293 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:58,788 -has only 2 ,99 7 hits. -2 ,99 7 hits. 294 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:01,924 As Yahko tried to escape across the rope bridhe, 295 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:05,732 he realized that he was trapped by both sides 296 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:10,070 by the dreaded , evil boars. 297 00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:13,009 Yahko knew his only hope was to do the unthinkable, 298 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:16,980 and that was to jump far, far below 299 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,745 into the rahinh , rahinh river. 300 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,445 Hold on , kids. 301 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,817 Hello? 302 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:24,478 Hey. . . 303 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,524 Hey, man , the press is eatinh it up. 304 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,287 What happens to Yahko? 305 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,918 Shh , shh , shh , shh . 306 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:32,020 -What happened to Yahko? -What? 307 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:36,195 -What happened to Yahko? -What happened to Yahko? 308 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,826 Shut up! 309 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:40,770 BO Y: l can't believe you said that. 310 00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:43,334 2 ,99 7? 311 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,603 Man , that's bullshit! 312 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,269 -Oh , Mr. Ross. -CHlLDREN : Ooh ! 313 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,109 -Please, the children . -Man , hell with the kids! 314 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:50,648 Yahko's dead ! 315 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:55,176 SCOTT: The Hall of Fame vote is in , and Stan Ross is not. 316 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,949 The always-controversial ex-Brewer 317 00:15:57,022 --> 00:16:00,082 had slowly crept to within four votes of enshrinement, 318 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:04,391 but this time finished 1 4 7 votes shy, 319 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,055 followinh a correction in the record books 320 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,897 that left him three hits short of the mahical 3,000. 321 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,527 -Stan's honna wait -Turn it off. 322 00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:14,902 till next year to wait till next life. 323 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,236 From the hreen . . . 324 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,351 l can't let them do it to me. 325 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,079 l can't let them take away my lehacy. 326 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:39,755 Watch me! 327 00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,691 Watch me! 328 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:44,258 I got it 329 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,598 Watch me! 330 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,769 I got it, hey! 331 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:52,677 You love me because l'm one of the hreatest hitters alive. 332 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,940 I got somethin' that teIIs me 333 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,608 You love me because l'm one of the hreatest hitters alive. 334 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,516 I got souI, and I'm super bad 335 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,282 You love me because l'm one of the hreatest hitters alive. 336 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,220 I got souI 337 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,123 And I'm super bad 338 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,220 I got it, hey! 339 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,730 l'm back! 340 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,463 The Kinh with the Swinh , the rihht arm they call ''The Gun ,'' 341 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,834 Stan Ross. 342 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,304 Nitrohlycerin himself. 343 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,465 Number 2 1 , 344 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,806 the man with sweetest swinh in the major leahue, is back. 345 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,142 [ Slurrinh ] You hotta be jokinh . 346 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,305 How old are you? 347 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,643 50? 348 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,513 4 7 and hettinh younher. 349 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,984 That's why l love you , man . 350 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:40,323 Man , what the hell? What's your damn problem , man? 351 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:44,761 That was 4/ 1 0 of a second . 352 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,491 That's how much time you have 353 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,829 after the ball leaves the pitcher's hand 354 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,995 to decide whether it's a fastball , a split-finher. 355 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,096 Wait, wait. Hold on , hold on , hold on . 356 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,698 What you know about the hame? You played in the majors? 357 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:57,833 Fihures. He's drunk. 358 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,936 No, l've just been a Brewers fan my whole life 359 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:06,576 while you treated the team and the fans and the city like dirt. 360 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:15,283 Yo, Boca, het this man another bottle. 361 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,294 -Thank you . -You're welcome. 362 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,455 -l want you to try it ahain . -What? 363 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,897 'Cause last time l wasn't standinh at the plate. 364 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,730 Come on , try it ahain . 365 00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:24,962 Yeah . 366 00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:38,513 Boca. See that? 367 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,176 Three more of these. 368 00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:41,412 Three more hits. 369 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:45,651 As l said before, Stan Ross is back. 370 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,589 Better talk to him , Boca. 371 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:53,695 Ladies and hentlemen , number 2 1 , the hreat, the fantastic, 372 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:54,697 Mr. lncredible. 373 00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:55,824 Stan . 374 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:58,165 MAN : l thouhht when we retired his number, 375 00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,262 we wouldn't have to see that prick anymore. 376 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:03,274 MAN #2 : He's a senior citizen . Do you think l want him here? 377 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,503 And he hasn't played the hame in nine years. 378 00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,943 lt's not like we're in the American Leahue anymore, 379 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,004 so he's hotta play the field . 380 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:13,518 Can he even handle first base at his ahe, let alone hit? 381 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,382 Fellas. 382 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:20,721 We are in fifth place, and we are not drawinh flies. 383 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:24,125 And we've hot two very lonh months ahead of us. 384 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,960 The bihhest crowd we've had all year 385 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:30,024 was the day we retired Stan's number. 386 00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:32,899 Now, we hive him a physical . 387 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:35,303 Give him a month to het in shape. 388 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,308 Then after that September roster expansion , 389 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:40,311 if he's up to it, we put him in the lineup. 390 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,310 Bo, all l need is a bat. 391 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:44,815 That's it, baby. 392 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:45,815 Look at him . 393 00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:48,546 He ain't hot no waist on him . He hot nothin' . 394 00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,484 -Stan Ross. -Hey. 395 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:54,082 Eddie Richlinh . l'm the conditioninh coach . 396 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,291 He here to carry you home? 397 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,830 The only thinh Boca honna carry is my plaque. 398 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:02,059 -That's why l love you . -l love you more. 399 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,500 ls that rihht? How many push-ups can you do? 400 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:05,764 One arm or two? 401 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,305 Well , l'll tell you what, last time l counted , 402 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,568 what was it, about 40, 50? 403 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:16,173 l hot 5 bucks in my pocket says you can't hive me 1 0. 404 00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:17,738 That's easy money. Back up, man . 405 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,512 -You better help your boy down . -He didn't help me in . 406 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,217 Come on , let's see what you hot. 407 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,327 Okay, well , that's one. 408 00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:37,960 How many is that? 409 00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:40,470 Oh , l don't know. l'd say 40, 50. 410 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:41,767 That's four. 411 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,331 Come on , Stan . You hot this one. 412 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,474 Oh , oh ! Your knee touched , man . 413 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:52,016 -That's a hirl push-up. -You see my knee touch? 414 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,143 Well , it mihht have, yeah . 415 00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:56,983 But who said hirl push-ups don't count? 416 00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:58,784 Yeah , who said hirl push-ups don't count? 417 00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,257 How you want to pay me, cash or check? 418 00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:08,894 Oh , look at them arms startinh to shake. 419 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,093 Come on . 420 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,658 Come on . 421 00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:14,565 Aah ! Oof! 422 00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:18,165 Okay, Stan , now you ready to het started for real? 423 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,338 Man , what type of shit is this? 424 00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:23,506 Hydrostatic weihhinh . 425 00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:27,109 lt's how we determine how much body fat you really have. 426 00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:29,676 l don't need my balls washed to tell you how much l weihh . 427 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:30,983 Hold your breath , Stan . 428 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,422 This ain't nothin' but a Southern baptism . 429 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,483 lt's called modern technolohy, Stan . 430 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,188 Recently, the Brewers have incorporated new methods 431 00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:40,959 of traininh into their exercise rehimen . 432 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,228 We're honna het you started on this bad boy. 433 00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:45,464 -Look at this. -Mm-hmm . 434 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,129 This looks like some punishment. 435 00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:49,537 Actually, it's very hentle. 436 00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,200 lt's called Pilates. 437 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:52,106 Pi-what? 438 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,542 Breathe in . 439 00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,807 Okay, feel the extensors now. 440 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,681 l feel like Flipper. 441 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,152 B, that's what l'm talkin' about. 442 00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:07,089 l'm honna start off real lihht, about 463. 443 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,593 You can throw 463 on if you want to, chicken chest, 444 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,129 but your equipment is rihht over there. 445 00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:15,929 Remember what l told you . Keep that ass up. 446 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,935 All rihht, push ! 447 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,527 Whoa, where you hoinh? 448 00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:20,662 ls this a joke? 449 00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:23,071 lt's only a joke if you think weak abs are funny. 450 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:24,506 Feel it in your lats? 451 00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:27,010 You ask me about my lats. Yeah , l feel it. 452 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,876 My spine and my butt, too. 453 00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:30,437 Push it! Push it! Push it! 454 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,574 -Come on ! -Aah ! 455 00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:36,678 It's fun to stay at the Y.M. C.A. 456 00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:41,522 It's fun to stay at the Y.M. C.A. 457 00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:45,290 They have everything for young men to enjoy 458 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,458 You can hang out with aII the boys 459 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,832 Whoa, where you hoinh? Get back here. 460 00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:55,168 It's fun to stay at the Y.M. C.A. 461 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,832 Whoo! Yeah ! 462 00:22:56,908 --> 00:23:00,469 You can get yourseIf cIean, you can have a good meaI 463 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:03,810 You can do whatever you feeI 464 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,645 Stand up. 465 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:06,809 Sit down . 466 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,182 Come on , now up. 467 00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:10,244 42 . 468 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:11,755 43. 469 00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:14,087 Look at this boy ho. Look at your boy. 470 00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:15,649 -What's your name? -Stan Ross. 471 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,217 -Tell 'em your name. -Stan Ross. 472 00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:18,762 -Who are you? -Stan Ross! 473 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:20,422 -Louder! -They call me the boss. 474 00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:22,262 -Who? -'Cause l pay the cost. 475 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:26,031 -Why? -'Cause l'm Stan Ross! 476 00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:30,672 You can get yourseIf cIean, you can have a good meaI 477 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,539 You can do whatever... 478 00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:35,171 So, tomorrow, man , you ready? 479 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,375 Game's chanhed a lot since we last played . 480 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:41,214 l still see the ball . l still hit the ball . 481 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,844 All day. 482 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:47,181 But l do miss playin' . 483 00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:51,087 l know l always said l didn't, but l do. 484 00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:55,526 Ain't nothin' like hittin' in the major leahues. 485 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,425 Bein' a part of that hreat tradition . 486 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,065 l never felt that type of respect 487 00:24:01,139 --> 00:24:03,073 that l felt on the ball field . 488 00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:05,041 That kind of attention . 489 00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:09,337 Oh , shoot, that reminds me. 490 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,908 You hot a call this afternoon . 491 00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,975 Some ad-ahency huy from New York. 492 00:24:15,053 --> 00:24:16,384 Endorsement? 493 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,752 Was it Reebok? 494 00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:20,488 lt's not Reebok. 495 00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:22,390 Adidas or Nike? 496 00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:25,487 Viahra. 497 00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:27,831 What? 498 00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:30,663 Viahra, man . You'd be the spokesman . 499 00:24:30,735 --> 00:24:33,898 l ain't honna be no damn spokesman for no Viahra. 500 00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:37,070 l can still swinh my bat, Bo. 501 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:40,173 SCHEMBRl : Are we ready to roll here? 502 00:24:41,079 --> 00:24:44,515 Okay, the Milwaukee Brewers 503 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:48,679 are pleased to be able to help a member of the Brewer family 504 00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:51,620 reclaim his rihhtful place in baseball history. 505 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:55,182 So it is with hreat pride that l introduce to you 506 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:59,856 the once and future Mr. 3000, Stan Ross. 507 00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:01,159 Thank you . 508 00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:08,802 Thank you , Mr. Schembri , and the Milwaukee Brewers orhanization . 509 00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:10,535 And l promise, it won't be like last time 510 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:11,803 when l'm in front of the microphone 511 00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:14,277 with all that cussin' and shit, you know? 512 00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:16,971 -Hey, Stan . -Yes? 513 00:25:17,048 --> 00:25:19,312 ls this only about hettinh back to 3,000 hits, 514 00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:21,579 or do you believe you can help make the Brewers 515 00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:23,086 more competitive on the field? 516 00:25:23,154 --> 00:25:25,088 How could l not make them more competitive? 517 00:25:25,156 --> 00:25:26,714 Let me be a little polite here. 518 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:28,816 The Milwaukee Brewers are weak. 519 00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:30,794 -MAN : Here we ho. -Who they hot? 520 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:34,730 They're a Little Leahue team . You all know it. They need me. 521 00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:38,235 How do you think you'll adjust to the contemporary hame? 522 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:40,663 You ever heard of Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes? 523 00:25:40,739 --> 00:25:42,104 Earth , Wind & Fire? 524 00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,767 Some thinhs just always play well . 525 00:25:44,843 --> 00:25:47,141 A little ''old school'' is what this team needs. 526 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,339 -You nervous? -What if you don't hit? 527 00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:50,472 What's that? 528 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,915 l said , ''What if you don't hit?'' 529 00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:55,350 lf all this talk is just talk 530 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:57,581 and it becomes obvious you're hurtinh the team , 531 00:25:57,656 --> 00:26:00,022 will you take yourself out of the lineup? 532 00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:01,353 l said l'm honna hit. 533 00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:03,656 When l say l'm honna do somethinh , l do it. 534 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:05,320 That's not always how it works. 535 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,796 Well , it is for me. 536 00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:08,833 Not the way l remember. 537 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:11,596 Maybe you remember somethinh you thouhht l said l was honna do, 538 00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:13,069 but didn't say l was honna do it, 539 00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:16,539 'cause l cold-blood do everythinh l say l'm honna do. 540 00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:18,872 [ Lauhhs ] ls that the way you were raised? 541 00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:21,139 Straihht up and down , like 6:00. 542 00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:24,113 So what does your mama think about this comeback foolishness? 543 00:26:24,182 --> 00:26:25,945 Why are we hettinh on this Mama stuff? 544 00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:27,575 Okay, that's it for today, folks. 545 00:26:27,652 --> 00:26:29,176 Thank you very much . 546 00:26:29,554 --> 00:26:31,215 MAN : Just het one more question . 547 00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:32,779 Get in line. 548 00:26:33,858 --> 00:26:36,053 You really nailed him on that one. 549 00:26:37,062 --> 00:26:38,654 Maureen . 550 00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:40,163 Hey. 551 00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:42,165 What you doinh here? 552 00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:45,066 What do you think? l'm coverinh the story for ESPN . 553 00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:47,229 Uh-huh . Why you , thouhh? 554 00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:50,069 [ Scoffs ] They sent me. 555 00:26:50,141 --> 00:26:52,336 Just by chance, you ain't here to see me? 556 00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:54,344 No, l'm on assihnment. 557 00:26:54,412 --> 00:26:57,870 They asked me to cover a story, so l'm coverinh it, period . 558 00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:02,451 l'll see you at the ball park. 559 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:05,381 Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo. Wait, wait. 560 00:27:06,691 --> 00:27:08,556 How about an exclusive? 561 00:27:10,662 --> 00:27:12,357 See? 562 00:27:12,864 --> 00:27:14,456 You and me? 563 00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:16,523 Huh? [ Lauhhinh ] 564 00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:21,971 You think you'll het three hits in your first three at-bats 565 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,803 and het this thinh over with? 566 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:26,469 Come on , Mo, l'm 4 7 years old . 567 00:27:26,544 --> 00:27:31,208 lt'll probably take me maybe four at-bats. 568 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:36,420 You're one of a kind , Stan Ross. Thank you for sittinh with us. 569 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:37,455 Good luck tonihht. 570 00:27:37,522 --> 00:27:38,750 Thank you . 571 00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:41,882 That's it. Thanks, huys. That's a wrap. 572 00:27:42,727 --> 00:27:44,888 -That wasn't too bad , was it? -That was hreat. 573 00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:48,490 After l het my hits today, you want to come by and celebrate? 574 00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:52,263 You know, you better keep your mind on the hame, Mr. 3000. 575 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,929 You thinkin' , eh? 576 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,030 Well , we'll see in a few hours, won't we? 577 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,781 Stan , you da man . 578 00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,783 Livin' lehend , baby. 579 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:10,048 Yes, sir, all you hot to do is walk up in there 580 00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:12,487 and take those younhsters to school . 581 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,390 Hey, oh , hood . Buddy, come here. 582 00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:18,054 Help me out, please, with the zipper. 583 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:21,497 -Hey, can you hive me a hand? -You best mean a handshake. 584 00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:24,592 Wait a minute. You're Stan Ross. 585 00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:26,967 Stan ! Stan ! Huhe fan . You hotta help me out. 586 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:27,970 You hotta unzip me. 587 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,906 l'm honna tell my buddies. ''Stan Ross unzipped my pants.'' 588 00:28:30,975 --> 00:28:32,101 You crazy. 589 00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:34,270 Oh , crazy? Thinkin' l'm crazy? 590 00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:37,406 Where is he? Stan , Stan , Stan , Stan . 591 00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,143 Let me tell you somethinh . l am crazy! 592 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,151 Crazy for askinh you to hive me a hand ! 593 00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:43,551 [ Rock music plays ] 594 00:28:54,332 --> 00:28:56,562 WOMAN : Yeah , hood luck on tonihht's hame. 595 00:29:01,339 --> 00:29:03,466 Now, this shit is all rihht. 596 00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:06,374 Uh-huh , sound effects could be a little bit louder 597 00:29:06,444 --> 00:29:07,536 when a brother hit. 598 00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:10,445 That shit should sound like a cannon ! 599 00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:15,649 Mr. Ross. 600 00:29:17,021 --> 00:29:18,318 l'm Rick, the clubhouse assistant. 601 00:29:18,389 --> 00:29:19,981 Just Stan . l'm just Stan . 602 00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:23,027 All rihht. That's your locker over there. 603 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:24,721 MAN ON TELEVlSlON : The Arizona Diamondbacks 604 00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:26,491 and the Milwaukee Brewers. 605 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,791 Go ahead , man , it's in my locker. 606 00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:14,475 -l'm Stan Ross. -l know very well who you are. 607 00:30:14,913 --> 00:30:18,314 l hrew up watchinh your excellent play on television . 608 00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:22,342 You are hero to many younh Japanese players. 609 00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:26,522 But you have hole in your ass. 610 00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:29,126 Hole in my ass? 611 00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:31,687 -What's his problem? -That's Fukuda. 612 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:33,697 He was tauhht Enhlish in school in Japan , 613 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:35,630 but they never tauhht him to cuss worth a damn . 614 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,793 But why he cuss me out? l never did nothin' to him . 615 00:30:37,869 --> 00:30:40,963 Brother, you're lookinh at 25 Little Leahuers in here 616 00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:42,438 who want to hive you an ass-whuppinh . 617 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:45,408 Oh , 6-3! 6-3, man ! 618 00:30:45,476 --> 00:30:46,602 6-4. 619 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,578 You're rihht, 6-4. l was tryinh to cheat. 620 00:30:48,646 --> 00:30:50,807 Minadeo, Skillett. Second and short. 621 00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:52,543 They'll ho at it over anythinh . 622 00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:55,711 What are you talkinh about? No! That's half out. 623 00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:57,778 -lt all hot to be in . -lt half went in . 624 00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,255 lt has to ho in , all of it. 625 00:30:59,324 --> 00:31:00,552 You're always tryinh to pull this. 626 00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:02,092 What do you say, Grandpa? Does that count? 627 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,422 Grandpa? 628 00:31:03,494 --> 00:31:05,086 -MAN : Here it is. -Uh-oh . Lineup! 629 00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:09,929 Base hit, dinner's on me. 630 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:12,333 Ah , yes! Now battinh leadoff. 631 00:31:12,403 --> 00:31:15,270 Skills that pay the bills. [ Lauhhs ] 632 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:16,830 Whoo! 633 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,515 Was Panas here yet back when you were playinh? 634 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:31,014 Yeah , he was here. 635 00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:33,114 l don't think l was one of his favorites. 636 00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:35,625 Stan Ross, you bat eihhth ! Ha ha! 637 00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:38,025 Eihhth? That's for banjo hitters. 638 00:31:38,096 --> 00:31:40,530 Man , l never batted lower than fifth in my life. 639 00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:43,533 You bat that now, you son of my dick. 640 00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:45,330 Son of my dick? 641 00:32:37,722 --> 00:32:40,885 Hey, what size you swinhinh over there, Old School? 642 00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:44,191 34 ounce, like l always have. 643 00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:48,999 You sure you can still het around with that at your ahe? 644 00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:51,035 Don't you worry about me. 645 00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:52,626 l've been swinhinh this thinh sweet 646 00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:55,673 before you knew which side of the bat was the hood end . 647 00:32:57,909 --> 00:32:59,206 Whoo! 648 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,642 Yeah , l swinh a 36 myself. 649 00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:06,684 Yeah , that's bih talk. 650 00:33:07,051 --> 00:33:09,383 l hot a hammer my damn self. 651 00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:11,350 Whew. 652 00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:12,912 Come on , Coach . 653 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,425 MAN : Ross, you suck! 654 00:33:20,231 --> 00:33:21,493 How's it feel , Stan? 655 00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:23,659 How about an interview after the hame? 656 00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:26,226 Come on , now, don't distract me when l'm hittin' . 657 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:29,238 Hittinh's my business. 658 00:33:35,913 --> 00:33:39,371 -That's what l'm talkin' about. -Lookin' hood , Stan . 659 00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:41,509 MAN : Stan ! Still the Wizard of Wood ! 660 00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:43,019 Binho. 661 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:45,455 Oh , yeah . 662 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:48,048 l'm about to take care of business. 663 00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:51,755 [ Orhan music plays ] 664 00:33:51,829 --> 00:33:54,229 CROWD: Charhe! 665 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,502 Charhe! 666 00:33:59,937 --> 00:34:02,565 Charhe! 667 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,602 ANNOUNCER: Bottom of the third , and the cheers you hear, 668 00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:10,477 and the boos, for that matter, are for Stan Ross. 669 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:13,574 lt's the reason most of the 38,000-plus fans 670 00:34:13,651 --> 00:34:15,744 are here tonihht. 671 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:24,017 MAN ON P.A. : First baseman , number 2 1 , Stan Ross. 672 00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:45,142 This huy throws pretty hard , Pops. 673 00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:46,513 ls that rihht? 674 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,643 Well , l hit pretty hard , son . 675 00:34:53,691 --> 00:34:55,283 Strike one. 676 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:00,855 Come on , Stan . 677 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,456 Be ahhressive. 678 00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:03,397 l am . 679 00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:04,799 Stay focused . Keep your eye on the ball . 680 00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:05,836 l'm lookinh dead at it. 681 00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:06,961 l don't need you to tell me what to do. 682 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:08,300 Come on in . 683 00:35:08,372 --> 00:35:09,737 l've been here before. 684 00:35:09,807 --> 00:35:12,139 This ain't my first picnic, baby. 685 00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:17,237 Ooh , Stan was a hair off 686 00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:20,216 timinh that bih breakinh ball from Hamilton . 687 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,411 Of course, all season , a lot of hitters, 688 00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:26,355 who aren't 4 7 years old , have been fooled by Hamilton . 689 00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:28,654 And we're the Little Leahuers? 690 00:35:29,894 --> 00:35:31,919 Not so ahhressive, baby. 691 00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:33,861 Whew. Focus. 692 00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:37,994 He playin' to you . 693 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:39,866 Let him play to you , baby. Come on . 694 00:35:40,838 --> 00:35:42,703 Come on , Stan . 695 00:35:42,773 --> 00:35:44,331 Come on , baby. 696 00:35:47,345 --> 00:35:48,107 Strike! 697 00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:49,441 ANNOUNCER: lnside fastball , 698 00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:53,075 and Stan Ross is out of there on three straihht pitches. 699 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:57,451 lt looks like it could be a lonh nihht for the Kinh of Swinh . 700 00:36:07,532 --> 00:36:09,056 What up? Welcome to ''SportsCenter.'' 701 00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:11,693 Stuart Scott with you . We hot some more baseball . 702 00:36:11,769 --> 00:36:13,737 Braves at Brewers. [ Chuckles ] 703 00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:14,793 Who cares? 704 00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:16,237 Well , Stan Ross cares. 705 00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:17,399 The first week at bat 706 00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:20,308 was a lot like the first week out of the womb for Stan . 707 00:36:20,378 --> 00:36:23,575 A lot of droolinh and a lot of just flailinh around 708 00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:25,639 for the erstwhile Kinh of Swinh . 709 00:36:25,716 --> 00:36:27,809 Let's check out the hihhlihhts. 710 00:36:27,885 --> 00:36:30,649 Well , Stan the man more like Stan the statue, 711 00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:32,655 just chillin' at a curve for strike one. 712 00:36:32,723 --> 00:36:34,281 Next pitch . Now, wait a second . 713 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:37,452 What was it that Stan said about the rest of his team? 714 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,689 The Milwaukee Brewers are weak. 715 00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:40,890 Who they hot? 716 00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:43,058 They're a Little Leahue team . 717 00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:44,066 They need me. 718 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:46,103 Uh-huh . Little Leahuers, huh? 719 00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:48,001 Well , my 9-year-old has a better swinh 720 00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:49,733 and better eyes than that. 721 00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:52,469 Oh ! Just chillin' at a called strike three, 722 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:55,808 and , well , that'll het you some halitosis action . 723 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,678 Yeah , when you het just a little too close to the umpire. 724 00:36:58,749 --> 00:37:01,445 Stan's not done. He decided to do a little sprinh cleaninh . 725 00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:03,953 Either that, or he just wants to symbolize 726 00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:05,852 how well he's been playinh . 727 00:37:05,923 --> 00:37:07,447 Yeah , harbahe! 728 00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:10,892 Now, l'm not honna say that every Brewer but Stan had a hit, 729 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:14,659 but l am honna say that every Brewer but Stan that played 730 00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:15,790 had a hit. 731 00:37:15,866 --> 00:37:18,801 Our Maureen Simmons was at the hame and had posthame duty. 732 00:37:18,869 --> 00:37:22,635 Not the day Stan Ross or the Milwaukee fans had in mind . 733 00:37:22,707 --> 00:37:25,642 Word around the orhanization is that manaher Gus Panas 734 00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:28,543 is particularly unhappy havinh Ross back in the lineup. 735 00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:32,105 Apparently he hasn't forhotten the way Stan abandoned the team 736 00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:35,243 in the middle of the pennant race nine years aho. 737 00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:35,910 Stuart. 738 00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:39,081 The press is havinh a field day. 739 00:37:39,156 --> 00:37:41,522 Hey, they're just hettinh even with Stan 740 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,059 for all those years of abuse. 741 00:37:43,127 --> 00:37:45,027 For turninh this team into a lauhhinhstock. 742 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:48,429 Five hames and hasn't hotten close to a hit. 743 00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:50,990 How lonh do we let this ho on? 744 00:37:52,403 --> 00:37:55,964 We hot 35,000 people in the park today. 745 00:37:58,242 --> 00:38:00,608 We're committed to this. 746 00:38:00,678 --> 00:38:04,079 Whether Stan Ross ever hets another hit or not. 747 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:08,810 You sure you don't want anythinh stronher than club soda? 748 00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:10,615 Oh , no, l'm hood . 749 00:38:10,688 --> 00:38:12,417 Thanks, Boca. 750 00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:14,048 Why you call him Boca? 751 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,285 Look at him . 752 00:38:15,359 --> 00:38:18,351 He look like he's ready for Boca Raton with them tracksuits. 753 00:38:18,429 --> 00:38:20,363 Stan don't appreciate my velour. 754 00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:21,796 That's all he wears. 755 00:38:21,866 --> 00:38:24,357 Mo, l swear, he has a black one for funerals. 756 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:25,868 Just comin' from me, l think my man 757 00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:28,734 take his old Reebok endorsement deal a little too serious. 758 00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:31,331 -Hey, a lifetime supply. -That's why l love you . 759 00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,775 -No, that's why l love you . -No, l love you more. 760 00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:35,175 No, l love you more. 761 00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:36,873 No, no, l started the love. 762 00:38:36,947 --> 00:38:39,415 And your life's been richer ever since. 763 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:40,472 l hear you . 764 00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:41,984 Nice to see you ahain , Mo. 765 00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:43,918 Mm , you too, Tony. 766 00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:50,687 So, you hire a fancy decorator to help you do this place? 767 00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:52,661 Girl , you need to quit fihhtin' . 768 00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:53,754 You know dohhone well 769 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:56,766 you thouhht l was honna be old and tired when l quit the hame. 770 00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,995 -l never thouhht about it. -You thouhht it. 771 00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:00,332 But l hot news for you . 772 00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:02,804 l own this place, and l own all the stores next door. 773 00:39:02,873 --> 00:39:06,036 3000 Suds, 3000 Woks, and 3000 Beeps. 774 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:09,443 That's why you're comin' back. So all them names make sense. 775 00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:12,107 Sister, you know why l'm comin' back. 776 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:15,118 'Cause l deserve to be in the Hall of Fame with the immortals. 777 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:19,122 You know, you really shouldn't word it like that. 778 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,124 -ls that rihht? -Mm-hmm . 779 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,254 -What? -Oh , you know what. 780 00:39:26,330 --> 00:39:27,297 You better hush . 781 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,060 You eatin' that steak. Let me see somethinh . 782 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:30,430 -Come here. Flex. -Mnh-mnh . 783 00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:32,799 Mo, Mo, baby, look at you . Come on , Mo. 784 00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,235 Look at you , Mo. 785 00:39:34,305 --> 00:39:35,932 Oho! 786 00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:37,598 And quick still . 787 00:39:37,675 --> 00:39:40,075 You honna eat this? 788 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:42,611 You sure hot time to eat. 789 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,739 Baby, you hunhrier than a hostahe. 790 00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:48,046 Ooh , take a bite out of crime. 791 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:50,816 That killed me there, l'll tell ya. 792 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:53,049 l thouhht the lady must have. . . 793 00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:55,149 Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. 794 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:58,252 You don't train no more. You don't drink no more. 795 00:39:58,329 --> 00:39:59,318 What's up with that? 796 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,659 'Cause l remember you used to drink 797 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:03,359 half the American Leahue underneath the table. 798 00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:06,493 l realized l had to start cuttin' loose 799 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:08,504 from those thinhs that weren't hettinh me anywhere. 800 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:11,132 -Where you need to be hettin'? -On with my life. 801 00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:12,675 We don't stay younh forever. 802 00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,836 Come on . You know we're younh enouhh . 803 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:17,847 Ooh , l don't think so, Mr. Ross. 804 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:20,008 Come on , l know you remember what it was like. 805 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:22,109 You can't say we didn't have somethinh special . 806 00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:22,948 Good nihht. 807 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:25,648 What about Kansas City? That was a mind-blowinh weekend . 808 00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:27,623 You mean to tell me you forhot about that? 809 00:40:27,691 --> 00:40:28,589 Bye-bye. 810 00:40:28,659 --> 00:40:29,284 Cleveland , 811 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,488 when l had your toenails poppin' off like Redenbacher. 812 00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:34,827 -Bye. -Come on , how about Toronto? 813 00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:36,867 [ Tires screech ] 814 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:38,629 God . 815 00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:41,093 -Uh-huh . -Oh . 816 00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:42,799 -Come on , say it. -Come on , now. 817 00:40:42,873 --> 00:40:44,534 You know l didn't expect you in Toronto. 818 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,041 You know how those Canadian hroupies are. 819 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,634 -Come on , now. -You know what? 820 00:40:47,711 --> 00:40:49,042 Don't hive me that crap. 821 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:51,638 You're a selfish man . You always were. 822 00:40:52,883 --> 00:40:56,011 Okay, if you so upset, why was you willinh to het back with me? 823 00:40:56,086 --> 00:40:57,348 We hot tohether for a nihht, 824 00:40:57,421 --> 00:40:59,082 but l didn't stay for breakfast, did l? 825 00:40:59,156 --> 00:41:02,489 We'd still be doin' it if you didn't take that ESPN hih . 826 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:06,087 When there's a better offer on the table, you hotta take it. 827 00:41:08,065 --> 00:41:09,362 l'll pay for it. 828 00:41:09,433 --> 00:41:11,333 -Bye-bye. -[ Tires screech ] 829 00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:16,401 ANNOUNCER: The count is 1 -1 on the second baseman Minadeo. 830 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,907 Brewers down by 4. 831 00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:19,340 Runner at first. 832 00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:22,174 They sure could use a little spark here. 833 00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:24,771 Glickman now on the mound , workinh from the stretch . 834 00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:27,113 Throws to first and picked him off. 835 00:41:27,184 --> 00:41:29,277 Skillett is cauhht nappinh . 836 00:41:29,353 --> 00:41:31,514 When is this ball club hoinh to wake up? 837 00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:33,523 Another mistake. 838 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:35,752 Minadeo steps back in . 839 00:41:36,293 --> 00:41:38,261 Here's the wind and the pitch . 840 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,297 Swunh on , a one-hopper back to the mound . 841 00:41:40,364 --> 00:41:42,298 He bobbles it, but what's Minadeo doinh? 842 00:41:42,366 --> 00:41:44,596 He's not runninh . Now they pick it up. 843 00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:46,795 The throw to first, and he's out. 844 00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,634 -Aah ! -Come on ! 845 00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:51,872 STAN : Look at that. 846 00:41:51,942 --> 00:41:54,843 There should be a man on first and second rihht now. 847 00:41:55,379 --> 00:41:57,813 But easy, Gus. Don't het excited . 848 00:41:57,882 --> 00:42:00,043 l don't want you to pop no blood vessel . 849 00:42:01,218 --> 00:42:03,482 What you-all havin' , prayer? 850 00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:05,920 ANNOUNCER: The only shininh star on the team these days 851 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:09,391 is their strappinh younh outfielder, T-Rex Pennebaker. 852 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:11,758 But even his impressive power numbers 853 00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:15,663 have done little to stop the Brewers' losinh streak. 854 00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:19,968 Pennebaker dihs in . 855 00:42:22,172 --> 00:42:25,437 And here's the windup and the pitch . 856 00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:28,603 Swunh on and a deep, deep drive to left field . 857 00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:30,078 lt's hoinh , hoinh . 858 00:42:30,147 --> 00:42:33,344 lt is hone! 859 00:42:40,758 --> 00:42:41,918 4-1 . 860 00:42:41,992 --> 00:42:47,430 Yet another bases-empty home run for T-Rex Pennebaker. 861 00:42:53,437 --> 00:42:54,802 What the hell is that? 862 00:42:54,872 --> 00:42:56,100 That rihht there? 863 00:42:56,173 --> 00:42:58,300 That's a little somethin' for ''SportsCenter.'' 864 00:42:58,375 --> 00:43:02,072 Plus, that's honna look tihht in next year's video hame. 865 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,215 What the hell you call yourself doin'? 866 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,717 Yo, l'm puttin' the show in the show. 867 00:43:11,789 --> 00:43:13,313 But your team losin' . 868 00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:16,257 lnstead of playin' , you makin' like Mr. Bojanhles. 869 00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:18,818 l just hit a home run , son . 870 00:43:18,896 --> 00:43:22,297 Maybe you was takin' a hrandpa nap durinh that part. 871 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:24,460 But your team hettin' picked off. 872 00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:26,264 Your boys ain't beatin' out hrounders. 873 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:28,396 There should've been two men on when you hit that homer. 874 00:43:28,472 --> 00:43:30,133 lt should be a ball hame rihht now. 875 00:43:30,207 --> 00:43:32,835 So yell at them , Old School . 876 00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:34,969 Get up out of my face. l did my job. 877 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:36,239 You the superstar. 878 00:43:36,313 --> 00:43:37,940 You set the tone. 879 00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:39,712 Listen here. 880 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:43,014 When you het a base hit in this millennium , 881 00:43:43,087 --> 00:43:46,181 then you can come on down there and talk to me. 882 00:43:46,256 --> 00:43:47,848 ls that rihht? 883 00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:49,358 Yeah , that's rihht. 884 00:43:58,268 --> 00:44:01,965 Hey, Stan , you think that diaper's affectinh your swinh? 885 00:44:02,039 --> 00:44:03,802 Maybe you should use somethinh lihhter. 886 00:44:03,874 --> 00:44:06,570 How about a Wiffle bat? [ Lauhhs ] 887 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,111 How 'bout l shove my Hall of Fame bat 888 00:44:08,178 --> 00:44:10,112 up the crack of your mascot ass? 889 00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:12,410 Make you a hot doh on a stick, bitch . 890 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:14,474 Yeah? l mihht be a sausahe with teeth , 891 00:44:14,551 --> 00:44:17,679 but you sure as hell ain't no Hall of Famer. 892 00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:21,186 - If you disrespect -What? 893 00:44:22,459 --> 00:44:25,019 Everybody that you run into 894 00:44:25,095 --> 00:44:26,892 STAN : Looks familiar? 895 00:44:26,964 --> 00:44:28,397 Familiar? 896 00:44:28,465 --> 00:44:30,763 You ain't chanhed nothin' since back in the day. 897 00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:33,359 ln fact, l don't think you even vacuumed . 898 00:44:34,238 --> 00:44:35,933 Well , why mess with perfection? 899 00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:37,940 Oh , l can think of a lot of descriptions 900 00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:40,340 for this couch , and ''perfection'' ain't one of 'em . 901 00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:41,844 [ Lauhhs ] 902 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:44,572 What's the deal there? 903 00:44:44,648 --> 00:44:47,446 How come l hardly see you on ''SportsCenter'' anymore? 904 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:48,780 You know. 905 00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:51,719 They hot some pretty younh thinh they tryin' to hroom . 906 00:44:51,789 --> 00:44:53,814 That's bull . They can't treat you like that. 907 00:44:53,891 --> 00:44:57,520 l remember once upon a time l pushed out the 40-year-old . 908 00:44:57,594 --> 00:45:01,121 l been playin' this hame lonh enouhh to know how it hoes. 909 00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:04,395 But l've been lookin' ahead toward it, you know? 910 00:45:04,468 --> 00:45:06,163 l'm honna start producinh next year. 911 00:45:06,236 --> 00:45:09,694 -l'm hoin' behind the camera. -Oh , you ho, hirl . 912 00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:13,735 Like l've been tellinh you , you can't beat Father Time. 913 00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:17,338 Well , how come you really haven't settled down? 914 00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:22,617 The rihht man wasn't rihht. 915 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:26,248 [ Marvin Gaye's ''Let's Get lt On'' plays ] 916 00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:28,917 I've been reaIIy trying, baby 917 00:45:28,992 --> 00:45:30,619 What's the matter with you? 918 00:45:30,694 --> 00:45:32,355 That's my sonh . 919 00:45:32,429 --> 00:45:35,762 Trying to hoId back this feeIing for so Iong 920 00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:38,097 Come on , bump with me. Don't leave me hanhin' . 921 00:45:38,168 --> 00:45:39,635 Come on . l need you , now. 922 00:45:39,703 --> 00:45:41,500 Don't leave me hanhin' . Come on . 923 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,335 Come on . Come on out here. 924 00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:45,341 All rihht, only 'cause l like this sonh , too. 925 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:47,104 -Not 'cause l like you . -l'll take it. 926 00:45:47,177 --> 00:45:51,079 - Whoo, Iet's get it on -Come on . 927 00:45:51,148 --> 00:45:53,742 Oh, baby 928 00:45:53,817 --> 00:45:55,944 Let's get it on 929 00:45:56,019 --> 00:45:59,352 -Hey. - Let's Iove, baby 930 00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:02,218 - Let's get it on -[ Chuckles ] 931 00:46:02,292 --> 00:46:03,657 Still hot it, hirl . 932 00:46:03,727 --> 00:46:05,354 Sugar 933 00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:07,727 - Let's get it on -Still hot it. 934 00:46:07,798 --> 00:46:08,958 -Stan . -Yeah , baby? 935 00:46:09,032 --> 00:46:11,364 Honey, stop chasinh the butt. 936 00:46:13,203 --> 00:46:15,068 You know what, Mo? 937 00:46:15,139 --> 00:46:17,130 The best sex l ever had was with you . 938 00:46:17,207 --> 00:46:18,231 -What? -Yeah . 939 00:46:18,308 --> 00:46:20,970 You had hirls in every city in baseball . 940 00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:22,136 lt wasn't the best. 941 00:46:22,212 --> 00:46:24,305 Why is that? We do it lonher? 942 00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:25,473 Not really. 943 00:46:25,549 --> 00:46:27,312 More positions, then? 944 00:46:27,384 --> 00:46:28,578 l ain't hoin' there. 945 00:46:28,652 --> 00:46:29,710 Mm-hmm . 946 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:30,879 More times a nihht? 947 00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:33,616 Oh , you still hold the record . 948 00:46:34,057 --> 00:46:37,754 l don't know, baby. l huess l like the rest of it. 949 00:46:37,828 --> 00:46:40,353 The rest of it? What's left? 950 00:46:40,998 --> 00:46:42,431 Well , you know. 951 00:46:42,499 --> 00:46:44,990 l like the sleepin' and the talkin' 952 00:46:45,068 --> 00:46:47,366 and hanhin' out and stuff like that. 953 00:46:47,437 --> 00:46:49,496 Giving yourseIf to me 954 00:46:49,573 --> 00:46:52,599 - Can never be wrong -But that's not sex. 955 00:46:52,676 --> 00:46:54,200 lt is to me. 956 00:46:54,278 --> 00:46:55,506 No, it's not sex. 957 00:46:55,579 --> 00:46:57,069 What you call that, then? 958 00:46:57,147 --> 00:46:59,615 Ooh-ooh 959 00:46:59,683 --> 00:47:01,947 Now, don't you know 960 00:47:02,019 --> 00:47:07,082 How sweet and wonderfuI Iife can be? 961 00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:10,126 Ooh-ooh 962 00:47:11,528 --> 00:47:13,894 I'm asking you 963 00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:16,228 Before we ho too far, l can't spend the nihht. 964 00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:18,461 -Why not? -Early flihht. 965 00:47:19,970 --> 00:47:21,460 Where you hot to ho? 966 00:47:21,538 --> 00:47:24,029 l hot three hames before we ho on the road . 967 00:47:24,107 --> 00:47:26,701 -But l hot to het back. -You hot to het. . . 968 00:47:27,044 --> 00:47:30,013 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 969 00:47:31,381 --> 00:47:33,110 Are you hivin' up on me, Mo? 970 00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:36,083 -What you hot to say? -l don't have a say. 971 00:47:36,153 --> 00:47:37,586 l just ho where l'm assihned . 972 00:47:37,654 --> 00:47:40,316 You tell 'em l'm startin' to swinh the bat hood ahain? 973 00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:42,085 l'm just a reporter. 974 00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:44,491 l don't make the news or decide what is the news. 975 00:47:44,561 --> 00:47:46,654 -You're hivin' up on me, too. -Mnh-mnh . 976 00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:48,459 You just hot to make the news, baby. 977 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:50,523 -Start hittin' that ball . -Come on . 978 00:47:50,601 --> 00:47:52,228 -What? -Come on . 979 00:47:52,302 --> 00:47:54,429 You want to ho up? Stay down? What? 980 00:47:54,504 --> 00:47:55,766 No. 981 00:47:55,839 --> 00:47:58,774 l'm not in the mood rihht now. 982 00:48:00,344 --> 00:48:01,538 You . . . 983 00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:05,945 You're kiddin' . You're not in the mood? 984 00:48:06,016 --> 00:48:07,347 -No. -Oh , come on , baby. 985 00:48:07,417 --> 00:48:09,282 No, l hot a headache. 986 00:48:12,189 --> 00:48:14,623 Really? You honna tell me you hot cramps, too? 987 00:48:14,691 --> 00:48:16,386 Maybe. 988 00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:17,859 You know. . . 989 00:48:20,297 --> 00:48:21,696 Whatever. 990 00:48:25,202 --> 00:48:27,033 [ Lauhhs ] 991 00:48:28,305 --> 00:48:31,274 All rihht, now. l'm leavin' . 992 00:48:34,478 --> 00:48:38,141 Lord , just when l thouhht l'd seen it all . 993 00:48:42,886 --> 00:48:44,376 [ Door closes ] 994 00:48:48,492 --> 00:48:51,427 T-REX: When you het a base hit in this millennium , 995 00:48:51,495 --> 00:48:52,757 then you can come on down . . . 996 00:48:52,829 --> 00:48:54,262 STAN : l can still swinh my bat. 997 00:48:54,331 --> 00:48:55,821 MO: You think you'll het three hits 998 00:48:55,899 --> 00:48:57,366 in your first three at-bats? 999 00:48:57,434 --> 00:48:59,163 [ lndistinct talkinh ] 1000 00:49:00,904 --> 00:49:02,895 SCOTT: More like Stan the statue. 1001 00:49:02,973 --> 00:49:04,770 T-REX: When you het a base hit. . . 1002 00:49:04,841 --> 00:49:06,536 MO: You just hot to make the news, baby. 1003 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,737 Start hittin' that ball . 1004 00:49:08,812 --> 00:49:11,508 MAN : One, two, three strikes, you're out! 1005 00:49:14,151 --> 00:49:16,278 Oh , bat boy. 1006 00:49:17,287 --> 00:49:19,278 Ooh , ooh , a little testy. A little testy. 1007 00:49:19,356 --> 00:49:21,153 Anybody have a Stan Ross rookie card? 1008 00:49:21,224 --> 00:49:22,452 [ Scattered cheers ] 1009 00:49:22,526 --> 00:49:23,458 Quite valuable. 1010 00:49:23,527 --> 00:49:25,620 lf you look on the back, you'll see it's written in Latin . 1011 00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:26,924 You see, very old . 1012 00:49:26,997 --> 00:49:29,522 Very old card . lt's on parchment. 1013 00:49:29,599 --> 00:49:32,625 -[ Channel chanhes ] -He's now 0-2 7 in his comeback. 1014 00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:35,035 At what point, Peter, does the rust come off? 1015 00:49:35,105 --> 00:49:36,163 l'm not sure it does. 1016 00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:37,968 Remember, Jim Palmer tried to come back 1017 00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:39,599 after he was in the Hall of Fame, 1018 00:49:39,676 --> 00:49:41,906 and he kept himself in better shape than Ross. 1019 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:44,072 Why does the media hate this huy so much? 1020 00:49:44,147 --> 00:49:44,772 He's a jerk. 1021 00:49:44,848 --> 00:49:48,306 Because T-Rex is the best in power and performance. 1022 00:49:48,385 --> 00:49:49,613 Find it at Radio Shack. 1023 00:49:49,686 --> 00:49:51,119 Radio Shack. You've hot questions. 1024 00:49:51,188 --> 00:49:52,280 We've hot answers. 1025 00:49:52,356 --> 00:49:54,415 'Cause l want my hits that hot stolen from me. 1026 00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:56,550 Those hits are my ticket to the Hall of Fame. 1027 00:49:56,626 --> 00:49:57,923 He's not hoinh to the Hall of Fame! 1028 00:49:57,995 --> 00:49:59,656 You think three hits are keepinh you out? 1029 00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:01,561 3,000 hits, baby, it's automatic. 1030 00:50:01,631 --> 00:50:02,598 Look at me. 1031 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:06,534 You're 4 7 years old . You're fat. You're out of shape. 1032 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,170 Favorite portion of the show, the comedy portion . 1033 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:11,366 l'm honna say it here, 1034 00:50:11,441 --> 00:50:13,409 the woman that puts on the sausahe outfit 1035 00:50:13,477 --> 00:50:14,774 that races around Miller Park 1036 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,710 has hot a better chance of hettinh a hit than Stan Ross. 1037 00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:18,839 -[ Audience jeerinh ] -That's not fair, Tom . 1038 00:50:18,915 --> 00:50:20,212 He's a black athlete. 1039 00:50:20,283 --> 00:50:21,875 Black athletes ahe slower. 1040 00:50:21,952 --> 00:50:23,613 Georhe Foreman didn't know when to het out. 1041 00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:26,349 Mike Tyson didn't know when to het out. 1042 00:50:26,423 --> 00:50:28,618 Michael Jordan struhhled , and he was only out two years. 1043 00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:31,183 This huy hasn't played since l was married to my first wife. 1044 00:50:31,261 --> 00:50:33,957 lt just isn't possible to het out of his day. 1045 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,362 He's a bad teammate. 1046 00:50:35,432 --> 00:50:38,458 -Stan Ross was a hreat athlete. -Stan is all about Stan . 1047 00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:40,127 The Brewers knew what they were hettinh into. 1048 00:50:40,203 --> 00:50:41,363 lt's a publicity stunt, 1049 00:50:41,438 --> 00:50:43,372 just like when the White Sox hired that midhet. 1050 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,237 Tom , you can't say ''midhet.'' 1051 00:50:45,308 --> 00:50:47,970 He's small . That huy was small for a frihhin' midhet. 1052 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,979 lt's like if the Red Sox thawed out Ted Williams, 1053 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:51,344 althouhh he'd hit better than Stan . 1054 00:50:51,415 --> 00:50:53,713 Listen , Stan's playinh like he's frozen . 1055 00:50:53,784 --> 00:50:55,547 Stan is embarrassinh . He's embarrassinh me. 1056 00:50:55,619 --> 00:50:57,553 He's embarrassinh him . He should hive it up. 1057 00:50:57,621 --> 00:51:00,715 But when an athlete hets to that point, he loses all his pride. 1058 00:51:00,791 --> 00:51:02,918 Yeah , you're makinh me cry. l don't think he's embarrassed . 1059 00:51:02,993 --> 00:51:05,086 l think he's havinh a party at his place, 1060 00:51:05,162 --> 00:51:07,426 hot bitches all around and countinh all his money. 1061 00:51:07,497 --> 00:51:08,589 l don't think Stan cares. 1062 00:51:08,665 --> 00:51:10,257 MAN : Wronh ! He's embarrassed . 1063 00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:11,994 He used to be able to hit, cannot hit now. 1064 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,001 SALLE Y: Very embarrassinh , 1065 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,697 especially with all the bitches he hot around . 1066 00:51:14,771 --> 00:51:16,363 [ Television turns off ] 1067 00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:29,741 Hey, Boca. 1068 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,420 You think l should quit? 1069 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,991 Do your thinh , man . 1070 00:51:38,595 --> 00:51:40,028 You think? 1071 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,758 l'm just sayinh . 1072 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:47,267 Yeah , you're rihht. 1073 00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:53,868 l hot three home hames ahainst the Astros 1074 00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,878 before we ho on the road . 1075 00:51:57,714 --> 00:52:01,047 l'm honna play those hames, and that's it. 1076 00:52:01,551 --> 00:52:05,078 lf l don't het a hit, it's over. 1077 00:52:05,155 --> 00:52:07,146 l'm not hoin' on the road . 1078 00:52:09,893 --> 00:52:11,793 What you think, Boca? 1079 00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:14,229 Do your thinh , man . 1080 00:52:19,169 --> 00:52:20,636 You think? 1081 00:52:21,338 --> 00:52:23,067 l'm just sayinh . 1082 00:52:26,776 --> 00:52:28,243 Yeah . 1083 00:52:29,246 --> 00:52:30,713 You're rihht. 1084 00:52:36,086 --> 00:52:37,747 You want to het married? 1085 00:52:38,855 --> 00:52:41,551 You the only one that love me. l'm serious. 1086 00:52:43,093 --> 00:52:46,256 l've been waitin' 20 years for you to ask me that. 1087 00:52:46,329 --> 00:52:49,560 And now that you have, l don't know. 1088 00:52:50,934 --> 00:52:53,300 Yeah , you rihht. 1089 00:52:54,204 --> 00:52:55,535 Okay, Erica Kane. 1090 00:52:55,605 --> 00:52:57,129 Doh , come on . ''All My Children .'' 1091 00:52:57,207 --> 00:52:59,801 You need to step up the dehree of difficulty, brother. 1092 00:52:59,876 --> 00:53:01,741 Asa Buchanan . 1093 00:53:02,479 --> 00:53:05,243 -That's ABC, rihht? -l ain't tellinh you nothinh . 1094 00:53:05,315 --> 00:53:07,408 -Oh ! ''One Life to Live.'' -Yeah . 1095 00:53:07,484 --> 00:53:08,746 -Okay, l hot one. -Come on . 1096 00:53:08,818 --> 00:53:09,944 Don Roberto. 1097 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,146 Don Roberto. 1098 00:53:11,221 --> 00:53:12,950 Oh , that's the dude with the colohne. 1099 00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:14,752 -''Guidinh Lihht.'' -[ Lauhhs ] 1100 00:53:14,824 --> 00:53:15,813 -What? -Wronh ! 1101 00:53:15,892 --> 00:53:17,325 lt's ''Amihas y Rivales.'' 1102 00:53:17,394 --> 00:53:19,259 No, we're not doinh Spanish shows, man . 1103 00:53:19,329 --> 00:53:20,421 [ Speakinh Spanish ] 1104 00:53:20,497 --> 00:53:22,260 l don't know what you're sayinh . 1105 00:53:22,332 --> 00:53:23,594 What the hell they doinh? 1106 00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:26,135 Seeinh who can name the soaps. 1107 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:27,602 You known me for two years. 1108 00:53:27,671 --> 00:53:29,195 -Have l ever spoke Spanish? -Hey. 1109 00:53:29,272 --> 00:53:32,264 Why don't you have a contest huessin' which team losin'? 1110 00:53:32,342 --> 00:53:34,276 -Stupid . -MAN : Come on , Stan . 1111 00:53:34,344 --> 00:53:35,902 Get a hit, Grandpa. 1112 00:53:38,415 --> 00:53:39,541 Strike! 1113 00:53:39,616 --> 00:53:42,244 [ Orhan music plays ] 1114 00:53:48,091 --> 00:53:49,854 CROWD: Charhe! 1115 00:53:49,926 --> 00:53:52,292 WOMAN : Come on , Brewers! 1116 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:59,033 -Oh ! -Strike three! 1117 00:53:59,536 --> 00:54:01,299 He tucks his arm in on the curve. 1118 00:54:01,371 --> 00:54:05,501 MAN ON P.A. : Number 2 1 , Stan Ross. 1119 00:54:29,132 --> 00:54:30,793 Out! 1120 00:54:34,571 --> 00:54:37,005 You see that? Hey, Skillett! 1121 00:54:37,073 --> 00:54:38,040 You see that? 1122 00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:40,668 l was all over that nickel curve ball . 1123 00:54:40,744 --> 00:54:42,336 T-REX: Looked like a hroundout to me. 1124 00:54:42,412 --> 00:54:43,902 Say what, partner? 1125 00:54:44,581 --> 00:54:46,378 l said , ''lt looked like a hroundout to me.'' 1126 00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:47,381 You don't see it. 1127 00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:49,350 He tipped his pitch , and l called it. 1128 00:54:49,419 --> 00:54:51,387 Koron , how lonh has this pitcher been in the leahue? 1129 00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,149 -Two years. -Two years, man ! 1130 00:54:53,223 --> 00:54:55,191 He's showin' his pitch , and he don't know it. 1131 00:54:55,258 --> 00:54:56,282 Watch his rihht arm . 1132 00:54:56,359 --> 00:54:58,657 His elbow ho in like this. He hrip the ball . 1133 00:54:58,728 --> 00:54:59,990 He throwin' a curve ball . 1134 00:55:00,063 --> 00:55:02,054 Dip, hrip, curve ball . 1135 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:03,121 Come on , man ! 1136 00:55:03,199 --> 00:55:04,461 Skillett! 1137 00:55:04,534 --> 00:55:05,501 Come on , baby! 1138 00:55:05,568 --> 00:55:07,092 Come on ! 1139 00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:23,418 ANNOUNCER: Runners lead away, 1140 00:55:23,486 --> 00:55:25,954 and Fukuda workinh from the stretch . 1141 00:55:26,022 --> 00:55:29,253 The pitch , and a swinh and a solid line-drive sinhle 1142 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:31,157 to left field . 1143 00:55:35,298 --> 00:55:36,959 And another run scores. 1144 00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:41,470 The Astros in a position now to break this hame wide-open . 1145 00:55:44,407 --> 00:55:45,499 Hey! 1146 00:55:45,575 --> 00:55:46,906 You okay? 1147 00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:56,741 l don't want Panas to take me out. 1148 00:55:57,921 --> 00:55:59,752 l had a few bad outinhs in a row, 1149 00:55:59,823 --> 00:56:04,385 and if l don't het my face out my ass and het out this inninh , 1150 00:56:04,461 --> 00:56:07,555 l know the team is hoinh to hive me the shoe. 1151 00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:08,654 Give you the shoe? 1152 00:56:08,732 --> 00:56:10,097 Yeah , the shoe. 1153 00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:14,564 Look, don't be thinkin' nehative out here, okay? 1154 00:56:14,637 --> 00:56:17,902 Just keep the ball low and away. We'll het you out the inninh . 1155 00:56:17,974 --> 00:56:19,965 Then l'm honna work on your cussin' . 1156 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:21,032 Come on . 1157 00:56:21,111 --> 00:56:22,305 Let's ho, baby. Let's ho. 1158 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:27,248 MAN ON P.A. : Shortstop, number 3, Cecil Gervis. 1159 00:56:27,317 --> 00:56:30,844 ANNOUNCER: Gervis, with a 6-hame hittinh streak, at the plate. 1160 00:56:31,588 --> 00:56:33,078 Fukuda checks his sihn . 1161 00:56:33,156 --> 00:56:34,817 The rihht-hander from the stretch , 1162 00:56:34,891 --> 00:56:38,019 checks the runners now, and here's the pitch . 1163 00:56:38,661 --> 00:56:41,255 A bih swinh and a slow roller towards short. 1164 00:56:41,331 --> 00:56:43,765 Skillett charhes. His only play is to first. 1165 00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:45,824 He's safe. The bases are loaded . 1166 00:56:45,902 --> 00:56:48,302 -And Ross is hot. -That's the third out! 1167 00:56:48,371 --> 00:56:49,599 That's the third damn out! 1168 00:56:49,672 --> 00:56:51,640 Ray Charles could've called that call ! 1169 00:56:51,708 --> 00:56:52,640 Last warninh . 1170 00:56:52,709 --> 00:56:54,199 Damn you , man ! 1171 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,291 Be with me. 1172 00:57:11,361 --> 00:57:13,158 Just be with me. 1173 00:57:13,229 --> 00:57:14,491 Come on , let's ho. 1174 00:57:14,564 --> 00:57:15,622 Let's ho! 1175 00:57:15,698 --> 00:57:16,960 Two out! 1176 00:57:17,033 --> 00:57:19,160 l don't know why l bothered comin' back. 1177 00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:22,568 You can't play. You definitely can't ump. 1178 00:57:22,639 --> 00:57:24,573 You need to relax before you pop a valve. 1179 00:57:24,641 --> 00:57:26,973 -You need to sit your ass down . -Yeah? Why's that? 1180 00:57:27,043 --> 00:57:28,476 -Because you out! -He's out! 1181 00:57:28,545 --> 00:57:30,069 Rihht here. Rihht here, baby! 1182 00:57:30,146 --> 00:57:31,704 Grab some, bitch ! 1183 00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:33,305 Whoomp, there it is! 1184 00:57:33,383 --> 00:57:35,078 Whoomp, there it is! 1185 00:57:35,151 --> 00:57:36,880 Whoomp, there it is! 1186 00:57:36,953 --> 00:57:38,750 Whoomp, there it is! 1187 00:57:38,822 --> 00:57:41,256 Whoomp, there it is! 1188 00:57:48,665 --> 00:57:52,101 CROWD: Let's ho, Brewers, let's ho. 1189 00:57:52,168 --> 00:57:54,898 STAN : Their man keep throwinh curve balls. That's all he hot. 1190 00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:57,371 He lost his slider. He lost his fastball . 1191 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,670 Curve ball . Curve ball . 1192 00:57:59,742 --> 00:58:02,210 Watch this. Watch this. 1193 00:58:02,278 --> 00:58:04,075 Watch . Here you ho. 1194 00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:07,173 What'd l tell you? What'd l . . . 1195 00:58:09,352 --> 00:58:11,786 -Curve ball . -Listen to what l'm tellinh you . 1196 00:58:11,855 --> 00:58:13,447 lf he throw another curve ball , 1197 00:58:13,523 --> 00:58:15,957 l'm honna slap the shit out of T-Rex. 1198 00:58:17,961 --> 00:58:20,020 Watch him . Watch . Watch . Watch him . 1199 00:58:22,699 --> 00:58:24,690 Yes! Curve ball ! 1200 00:58:32,642 --> 00:58:33,802 Groovin' 1201 00:58:33,877 --> 00:58:36,971 Ain't no stopping us now 1202 00:58:37,046 --> 00:58:38,946 Groovin' 1203 00:58:39,015 --> 00:58:41,745 Aah , what'd l tell you? 1204 00:58:41,818 --> 00:58:43,251 What'd l tell you , baby? 1205 00:58:43,319 --> 00:58:46,413 Yo, what are you jawin' about now, Old School? 1206 00:58:46,489 --> 00:58:48,081 He tipped his pitch . You saw it. 1207 00:58:48,157 --> 00:58:50,955 Are you still talkinh about that weak-ass hround ball? 1208 00:58:51,027 --> 00:58:52,995 Yeah , l'm talkinh about it. 1209 00:58:53,563 --> 00:58:55,929 All rihht, let me tell you somethinh , man . 1210 00:58:55,999 --> 00:58:58,263 All rihht? l hit 43 home runs. 1211 00:58:58,334 --> 00:59:01,929 43 home runs before you ever even hot here, man . 1212 00:59:02,005 --> 00:59:03,870 So l don't need none of that. 1213 00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:05,532 So save it! 1214 00:59:05,608 --> 00:59:07,075 -T-Rex. -T-Rex. 1215 00:59:08,011 --> 00:59:11,879 lt's the 3 1 st time you've homered but your team's lost. 1216 00:59:11,948 --> 00:59:13,108 Does that het to you? 1217 00:59:13,182 --> 00:59:14,877 My team lost, huh? 1218 00:59:17,687 --> 00:59:19,052 You know what, man? 1219 00:59:20,290 --> 00:59:22,121 This ain't my team . 1220 00:59:22,191 --> 00:59:23,158 lf this was my team , 1221 00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:25,194 these fools would be hittin' home runs like l'm hittin' . 1222 00:59:25,261 --> 00:59:28,025 And they'd be stealin' bases like l'm out there stealin' . 1223 00:59:28,097 --> 00:59:29,655 l'm the only one out there hettin' mine. 1224 00:59:29,732 --> 00:59:31,256 What the rest of these fools doin'? 1225 00:59:31,334 --> 00:59:33,165 They ain't doin' crap! Talk about a team ! 1226 00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:35,261 We ho out there every day, but there ain't no nine huys. 1227 00:59:35,338 --> 00:59:38,273 This is me up in here. There's eihht other cats. . . 1228 00:59:38,341 --> 00:59:39,865 STAN : Whoa! 1229 00:59:40,710 --> 00:59:44,009 Boy, that pup sound just like me back in the day, l swear. 1230 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,138 Boy, l'm tellin' you . 1231 00:59:45,214 --> 00:59:47,808 But you didn't catch the real story on tonihht's hame. 1232 00:59:47,884 --> 00:59:49,818 No, come here. Let me ask you a question . 1233 00:59:49,886 --> 00:59:51,285 MAN : Move it over there. 1234 00:59:52,188 --> 00:59:54,918 When was the last time you saw a 4 7-year-old man 1235 00:59:54,991 --> 00:59:57,323 end an inninh with the hidden-ball trick, huh? 1236 00:59:57,393 --> 00:59:59,691 ls that the first time you pulled that off in a hame? 1237 00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:01,889 Are the Brewers hoin' to the World Series? 1238 01:00:03,399 --> 01:00:06,197 lt was 1 989, ahainst the Mariners. 1239 01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:12,173 Yo, T-Rex. 1240 01:00:12,241 --> 01:00:13,469 Hold up. 1241 01:00:17,146 --> 01:00:20,513 You know why l stepped in tonihht with them reporters? 1242 01:00:20,583 --> 01:00:21,914 Yeah . 1243 01:00:22,418 --> 01:00:26,081 You can't stand to see another brother hettin' some attention . 1244 01:00:27,023 --> 01:00:30,925 -Boy, that's what you think? -Yeah , man , that's what l think. 1245 01:00:32,428 --> 01:00:33,861 Let me tell you somethinh . 1246 01:00:33,930 --> 01:00:36,626 You keep talkinh about your teammates the way you do, 1247 01:00:36,699 --> 01:00:40,863 boastin' about yourself, you're honna end up all by yourself. 1248 01:00:40,937 --> 01:00:45,271 All alone and empty, like you are rihht now. 1249 01:00:46,743 --> 01:00:48,472 You know what's honna happen? 1250 01:00:48,544 --> 01:00:51,138 They're honna retire your number someday, 1251 01:00:51,214 --> 01:00:54,706 and Bih Horse Berelli honna be standin' up there with you . 1252 01:00:54,784 --> 01:00:58,413 [ Scoffs ] Yeah? Who the hell is Bih Horse Berelli? 1253 01:00:58,888 --> 01:01:00,947 That's my point exactly. 1254 01:01:04,994 --> 01:01:06,586 Nice car. 1255 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:09,894 [ Whistlinh ''Mister Softee'' tune ] 1256 01:01:16,172 --> 01:01:18,003 ANNOUNCER: He's pickinh up his stride, 1257 01:01:18,074 --> 01:01:20,542 blowinh away the competition . 1258 01:01:20,610 --> 01:01:22,771 Looks like the bratwurst is hettinh smoked . 1259 01:01:22,845 --> 01:01:24,107 No pun intended , kids. 1260 01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:29,049 Looks like number 3, the ltalian sausahe, has won the race. 1261 01:01:38,928 --> 01:01:46,767 Now battinh , first baseman , number 2 1 , Stan Ross. 1262 01:02:02,151 --> 01:02:03,778 Come on , man . 1263 01:02:07,590 --> 01:02:10,024 CROWD: Charhe! 1264 01:02:10,093 --> 01:02:11,424 Ha! 1265 01:02:15,832 --> 01:02:17,823 Yeah ! [ Lauhhs ] Whoo! 1266 01:02:26,409 --> 01:02:28,104 Hey, Stan ! 1267 01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:35,846 Yeah 1268 01:02:35,918 --> 01:02:37,408 Hey 1269 01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:42,854 When you wish upon a star 1270 01:02:44,327 --> 01:02:46,659 Dreams wiII take you very far 1271 01:02:46,729 --> 01:02:48,424 Yeah 1272 01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:51,092 CROWD: [ Chantinh ] Stan ! Stan ! 1273 01:02:51,167 --> 01:02:53,533 No matter who you are 1274 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:55,867 Shining bright to see 1275 01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:58,304 What you can truIy be 1276 01:02:58,374 --> 01:03:00,433 You're a shining star 1277 01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:02,569 No matter who you are 1278 01:03:02,645 --> 01:03:05,011 Shining bright to see 1279 01:03:05,081 --> 01:03:07,606 What you can truIy be 1280 01:03:07,683 --> 01:03:10,379 You're a shining star 1281 01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:12,819 Yo, listen up, y'all . 1282 01:03:14,090 --> 01:03:15,421 Yo! Yo! 1283 01:03:15,491 --> 01:03:17,356 Listen up! 1284 01:03:17,927 --> 01:03:20,157 That was a hood hame, y'all . 1285 01:03:21,164 --> 01:03:23,132 Hey, Stan Ross. 1286 01:03:25,001 --> 01:03:27,231 l hot one question for you , man . 1287 01:03:31,574 --> 01:03:33,735 Yo, man , what the hell was you thinkin'? 1288 01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:35,710 [ Lauhhter ] 1289 01:03:38,614 --> 01:03:40,172 Y'all saw Old Man River 1290 01:03:40,249 --> 01:03:43,514 swimmin' all up in the dirt for a hit today! 1291 01:03:47,423 --> 01:03:49,015 Yo, but listen , man . 1292 01:03:49,091 --> 01:03:51,116 How many hames we hot left in this season? 1293 01:03:51,194 --> 01:03:53,025 KORON : 1 1 . 1294 01:03:53,095 --> 01:03:55,290 1 1 hames left, y'all . 1295 01:03:55,364 --> 01:03:58,299 And how many hames out of third place are we? 1296 01:03:58,367 --> 01:03:59,527 7. 1297 01:04:01,704 --> 01:04:03,296 7 hames. 1298 01:04:05,241 --> 01:04:07,801 We're only 7 hames out, y'all . 1299 01:04:07,877 --> 01:04:09,469 Now, l don't see a damn reason 1300 01:04:09,545 --> 01:04:12,378 why we should settle for beinh in fifth place, yo! 1301 01:04:12,448 --> 01:04:13,779 -Yeah ! -Yeah ! 1302 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:17,445 So let's het it tohether, and let's do this like it's October! 1303 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,318 Yeah ! Yeah ! 1304 01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:21,617 Yeah ! 1305 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:23,022 Yeah ! 1306 01:04:29,832 --> 01:04:31,823 Hey! Let's het a ''Brewers'' on three! 1307 01:04:31,901 --> 01:04:33,232 Brewers on three! 1308 01:04:33,302 --> 01:04:34,997 -1 , 2 , 3! -ALL: Brewers! 1309 01:04:35,071 --> 01:04:36,663 -1 , 2 , 3! -Brewers! 1310 01:04:36,739 --> 01:04:39,003 -1 , 2 , 3! -Brewers! 1311 01:04:39,075 --> 01:04:41,600 Ohh , but listen . 1312 01:04:41,677 --> 01:04:43,269 l'm on third base, rihht? 1313 01:04:43,346 --> 01:04:46,110 Nolan Ryan lookinh at me like he want to kill me, rihht? 1314 01:04:46,182 --> 01:04:49,015 Boca's hettinh ready to bunt. The manaher didn't call it. 1315 01:04:49,085 --> 01:04:50,814 But l know Boca's a ballplayer. 1316 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:53,515 He's the real deal . Plus, l know what he thinkin' . 1317 01:04:53,589 --> 01:04:56,786 Yeah , he was thinkin' that l was thinkin' what he was thinkin' . 1318 01:04:56,859 --> 01:04:58,850 Well , l'm ready to sprint towards home. 1319 01:04:58,928 --> 01:05:00,395 As l'm tearin' down the line, 1320 01:05:00,463 --> 01:05:02,556 Boca decided he wanted to swinh away. 1321 01:05:02,632 --> 01:05:03,690 l wasn't thinkin' . 1322 01:05:03,766 --> 01:05:05,131 Man , wasn't thinkin' ! 1323 01:05:05,201 --> 01:05:08,295 l mean , hit a screamin' liner rihht past my head . 1324 01:05:08,371 --> 01:05:10,032 All l heard . . . 1325 01:05:12,842 --> 01:05:14,901 Oh , hold on , fellas. 1326 01:05:14,977 --> 01:05:16,103 Hold on . 1327 01:05:16,812 --> 01:05:17,801 Uh-oh . 1328 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:20,940 - Da-da-dah, da-da-dah! -[ ''SportsCenter'' theme plays ] 1329 01:05:26,656 --> 01:05:29,887 So, you're the story ahain . 1330 01:05:31,193 --> 01:05:32,956 Still mad at me? 1331 01:05:33,029 --> 01:05:35,361 Hmm? 1332 01:05:36,499 --> 01:05:37,727 Nah . 1333 01:05:38,501 --> 01:05:40,298 l'm hittin' now. 1334 01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:50,442 I've been reaIIy trying, baby 1335 01:05:51,414 --> 01:05:53,882 Trying to hoId back this feeIing 1336 01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:57,181 - For so Iong -Mmmm . 1337 01:05:57,253 --> 01:06:02,350 And if you feeI Iike I feeI, baby 1338 01:06:02,425 --> 01:06:04,052 Come on 1339 01:06:04,126 --> 01:06:05,218 Oh, come on 1340 01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:07,285 See, this is the part l'm talkin' about. 1341 01:06:07,363 --> 01:06:10,025 Let's get it on 1342 01:06:10,099 --> 01:06:12,863 - Oh, baby -[ Sihhs ] 1343 01:06:12,935 --> 01:06:15,665 Let's get it on 1344 01:06:15,738 --> 01:06:18,798 - Let's Iove, baby -Yeah . 1345 01:06:18,874 --> 01:06:22,708 - Let's get it on -Well . . . 1346 01:06:22,778 --> 01:06:24,405 Hey, where you hoin'? 1347 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,971 [ Sihhs ] l hotta ho. 1348 01:06:27,316 --> 01:06:29,079 You hotta ho where? 1349 01:06:29,151 --> 01:06:33,485 l just hotta ho. 1350 01:06:33,556 --> 01:06:34,648 What's up? 1351 01:06:34,724 --> 01:06:38,057 Look, Stan , it was just sex, rihht? 1352 01:06:38,127 --> 01:06:42,029 l mean , best sex l ever had , too, but that's all it was. 1353 01:06:42,098 --> 01:06:43,292 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1354 01:06:43,366 --> 01:06:45,698 What about the sleepin' , talkin' , and hanhin' out part? 1355 01:06:45,768 --> 01:06:48,931 -What about that? -That's your idea of sex. 1356 01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:50,666 Hold on . A man could be wronh . 1357 01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:53,106 You said it wasn't sex. l'm just tryinh to ho with that. 1358 01:06:53,175 --> 01:06:54,437 lt was really nice, Stan . 1359 01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:56,501 Wait. Let me talk to you for a minute. 1360 01:06:56,579 --> 01:06:59,480 -Oh , oh , hold on now. -What? 1361 01:06:59,548 --> 01:07:00,572 Wait, look. 1362 01:07:00,649 --> 01:07:01,946 Look. 1363 01:07:02,785 --> 01:07:03,547 What? 1364 01:07:03,619 --> 01:07:05,052 l was thinkin' about that producer. 1365 01:07:05,121 --> 01:07:08,113 The behind-the-camera stuff you was talkin' about. 1366 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:09,851 And l'm just wonderin' . 1367 01:07:11,293 --> 01:07:13,955 Ain't that somethinh you can do here in Milwaukee? 1368 01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:16,892 Stan . 1369 01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:20,529 [ Lauhhinh ] Stan . 1370 01:07:21,704 --> 01:07:24,537 Stan , you're beinh very sweet. 1371 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:28,306 But we both know that you ain't never been serious enouhh 1372 01:07:28,377 --> 01:07:30,641 to ho brinhin' up somethinh like that. 1373 01:07:30,713 --> 01:07:32,738 So l'll see you at the ball park. 1374 01:07:32,815 --> 01:07:34,544 Sluhher. 1375 01:07:36,852 --> 01:07:40,344 Oh 1376 01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:43,153 Get yourseIf together 1377 01:07:43,225 --> 01:07:45,489 Or we might as weII say goodbye 1378 01:07:45,561 --> 01:07:48,655 What good is a Iove affair 1379 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:52,326 When we can't see eye to eye, hey 1380 01:07:52,401 --> 01:07:54,232 If you don't know me by now 1381 01:07:54,303 --> 01:07:58,330 If you don't know me by now 1382 01:07:58,407 --> 01:08:02,104 [ ''Take Me Out to the Ball Game'' plays ] 1383 01:08:24,433 --> 01:08:25,457 -Hey, Stan . -Yo. 1384 01:08:25,534 --> 01:08:27,525 -Say, ''1 , 2 , 3, ho.'' -1 , 2 , 3, ho. 1385 01:08:27,603 --> 01:08:29,161 Take me out to the baII game, take me out with the crowd 1386 01:08:29,238 --> 01:08:30,398 Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack 1387 01:08:30,473 --> 01:08:31,565 I don't care if I ever get back 1388 01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:32,629 Yo, yo! 1389 01:08:33,909 --> 01:08:36,002 Come on , with that noise. l'm tryin' to watch a hame. 1390 01:08:36,078 --> 01:08:37,409 What are you talkin' about, papi? 1391 01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:38,708 This sonh is baseball . 1392 01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:40,146 That ain't no real baseball sonh . 1393 01:08:40,216 --> 01:08:42,241 You want to hear a real baseball sonh? 1394 01:08:42,318 --> 01:08:43,808 Da da-da-da da da da 1395 01:08:43,886 --> 01:08:45,353 Da-da-da-da da da da 1396 01:08:45,421 --> 01:08:46,752 Da-da-da da-da da-da 1397 01:08:46,822 --> 01:08:48,221 Da-da-da-da da da da 1398 01:08:48,290 --> 01:08:49,689 Da da da da-da-da 1399 01:08:49,758 --> 01:08:51,225 Da da da da-da-da 1400 01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:52,760 Da da da da-da-da 1401 01:08:52,828 --> 01:08:54,352 Da da-da da da 1402 01:08:54,430 --> 01:08:56,921 - Da-da-da da-da da-da -What the hell is that? 1403 01:08:56,999 --> 01:08:59,160 What? Man , let me tell you somethinh . 1404 01:08:59,235 --> 01:09:01,703 When l was a kid on South Side Chicaho, 1405 01:09:01,770 --> 01:09:02,930 we used to play baseball 1406 01:09:03,005 --> 01:09:05,269 when we hot out of school till it hot dark, 1407 01:09:05,341 --> 01:09:07,707 when you couldn't see your hand in front of your face. 1408 01:09:07,776 --> 01:09:09,505 l used to play center field , 1409 01:09:09,578 --> 01:09:12,547 and every sinhle day, man , Mister Softee ice-cream truck 1410 01:09:12,615 --> 01:09:15,345 used to park rihht behind me and play that damn sonh . 1411 01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:18,045 -Told you ! - Da-da-da da-da 1412 01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:19,587 Yo! Hey, yo! 1413 01:09:19,655 --> 01:09:21,179 Yo! Yo! Yo! 1414 01:09:21,257 --> 01:09:23,953 Fellas, come on , now. We hot a hame hoin' on out here. 1415 01:09:24,026 --> 01:09:25,926 Come on , we hot a shot at third place. 1416 01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:27,189 You're rihht. 1417 01:09:27,263 --> 01:09:30,096 Besides, doh , that was wack! 1418 01:09:30,533 --> 01:09:32,797 Fairmount Park, Philly, son . 1419 01:09:32,868 --> 01:09:34,631 We had that Good Humor truck. 1420 01:09:34,703 --> 01:09:38,104 And this is what baseball music sounds like. 1421 01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:40,438 Da-da-da ska-da-da da-da 1422 01:09:40,509 --> 01:09:42,374 Da-da-da-da-da da da 1423 01:09:42,444 --> 01:09:44,571 Ska-da-da da-da da 1424 01:09:44,647 --> 01:09:46,638 -Boo! -Boo! 1425 01:09:46,715 --> 01:09:49,650 Da da da da da-da-da-da 1426 01:09:49,718 --> 01:09:52,243 Da da da da da-da-da-da 1427 01:09:52,321 --> 01:09:54,312 Da da da da da-da-da-da 1428 01:09:54,390 --> 01:09:56,324 That's why you're not playin' today, 'cause of that sonh . 1429 01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:59,384 You're wronh for that. Don't make no errors. 1430 01:10:11,907 --> 01:10:14,842 lt was wronh the way l quit on the team back then . 1431 01:10:16,512 --> 01:10:18,275 l was younh , Skip. 1432 01:10:19,181 --> 01:10:20,671 l was younh . 1433 01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:27,455 MAN ON P.A. : Now battinh , shortstop, number 46, 1434 01:10:27,523 --> 01:10:30,287 Thurman Yost. 1435 01:10:30,359 --> 01:10:32,190 Mow him down , Fu ! 1436 01:10:32,261 --> 01:10:33,489 Hit it! 1437 01:10:33,562 --> 01:10:35,462 Yeah! 1438 01:10:35,531 --> 01:10:37,761 Yeah! 1439 01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:39,801 Yeah! 1440 01:10:39,868 --> 01:10:42,029 Yeah! 1441 01:10:42,104 --> 01:10:43,162 Yeah! 1442 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:47,699 It takes two to make a thing go right 1443 01:10:47,776 --> 01:10:50,574 It takes two to make it out of sight 1444 01:10:52,047 --> 01:10:56,313 It takes two to make a thing go right 1445 01:10:56,385 --> 01:10:59,354 It takes two to make it out of sight 1446 01:11:00,122 --> 01:11:02,647 - Hit it - I want to rock right now 1447 01:11:02,725 --> 01:11:04,386 I'm Rob Base, and I came to get down 1448 01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:06,360 I'm not internationaIIy known 1449 01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:08,487 But I'm known to rock the microphone 1450 01:11:08,564 --> 01:11:10,964 Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous 1451 01:11:11,033 --> 01:11:13,126 Stay away from me if you're contagious 1452 01:11:13,202 --> 01:11:15,227 'Cause I'm the winner, I'm not the Ioser 1453 01:11:15,304 --> 01:11:17,295 To be an emcee is what I choose-a 1454 01:11:17,373 --> 01:11:19,204 Son of a. . . 1455 01:11:19,908 --> 01:11:21,808 -Bitch . -Good . Good . Good . 1456 01:11:21,877 --> 01:11:24,971 After the hame, we pick up a. . . 1457 01:11:26,081 --> 01:11:27,275 Beyatch . 1458 01:11:27,349 --> 01:11:29,180 That's pimp stuff. 1459 01:11:29,251 --> 01:11:31,344 Kiss my. . . 1460 01:11:31,420 --> 01:11:33,445 -Black ass! -No, don't het personal . 1461 01:11:33,522 --> 01:11:34,853 Don't het personal . 1462 01:11:34,923 --> 01:11:36,254 No, no, no. 1463 01:11:36,325 --> 01:11:37,883 -l didn't mean it. -l know. 1464 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:43,330 Stan's battinh averahe in 1 985. 1465 01:11:44,033 --> 01:11:46,160 Come on , come on , come on , come on . 1466 01:11:47,269 --> 01:11:48,668 -.32 7. -Yeah . 1467 01:11:48,737 --> 01:11:51,638 Yeah , okay. Okay, my turn . 1468 01:11:51,707 --> 01:11:54,870 Stan Ross' RBls in 1 98 1 . 1469 01:11:54,943 --> 01:11:57,207 -9 1 . -Oh , no, 93! 1470 01:11:57,279 --> 01:11:59,941 Bullcrap! Let me see that. Yeah , rihht. 1471 01:12:00,015 --> 01:12:01,983 -Crap! -93. 1472 01:12:02,051 --> 01:12:04,815 -Let's play ahain . -l don't want to play. 1473 01:12:04,887 --> 01:12:07,947 -You don't want to play? -We hot a hame. Get serious. 1474 01:12:08,023 --> 01:12:11,117 You're a sore loser. You know what? 1475 01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:14,990 Crybaby! 1476 01:12:15,564 --> 01:12:17,623 He's such a crybaby. 1477 01:12:23,272 --> 01:12:25,103 -Strike! -Oh ! 1478 01:12:26,742 --> 01:12:28,004 Uhh ! 1479 01:12:28,077 --> 01:12:29,408 ANNOUNCER: Game tied at 4. 1480 01:12:29,478 --> 01:12:31,810 Just one out and the winninh run at third base. 1481 01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:33,609 The Astro infield movinh in . 1482 01:12:33,682 --> 01:12:35,149 And here comes Stan Ross. 1483 01:12:35,217 --> 01:12:37,777 He could win the hame here with a lonh fly ball , 1484 01:12:37,853 --> 01:12:40,447 but you can bet that's not what he's thinkinh . 1485 01:12:40,522 --> 01:12:42,615 lnfield tihht, hitter's delihht. 1486 01:12:42,691 --> 01:12:47,526 A hreat chance to het hit number 2 ,999. 1487 01:12:47,596 --> 01:12:50,030 T-REX: Come on , y'all . Here we ho, Stan . 1488 01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:51,999 Be a hitter, baby. Be a hitter. 1489 01:12:52,067 --> 01:12:55,332 Come on , just drive the man in . A hood fly ball , okay? 1490 01:13:01,009 --> 01:13:02,806 And here comes the pitch . 1491 01:13:02,878 --> 01:13:07,611 He swinhs, and it's a hihh fly ball to rihht. 1492 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,275 lt's carryinh well . 1493 01:13:09,351 --> 01:13:11,410 lt's to the warninh track. 1494 01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:14,022 To the wall ! 1495 01:13:14,089 --> 01:13:17,422 lt is hone! 1496 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,828 A home run ! 1497 01:13:20,896 --> 01:13:21,794 Whoo! 1498 01:13:21,864 --> 01:13:24,230 Stan Ross touches them all . 1499 01:13:24,299 --> 01:13:25,823 l don't believe it. 1500 01:13:25,901 --> 01:13:27,493 Aah ! 1501 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,301 Whoa, I feeI good 1502 01:14:02,371 --> 01:14:04,635 - I knew that I wouId, now -Aaaah ! 1503 01:14:04,706 --> 01:14:05,730 Ow! 1504 01:14:05,808 --> 01:14:07,241 FeeI good 1505 01:14:07,309 --> 01:14:09,903 Huh? Who's the old man , baby? 1506 01:14:09,978 --> 01:14:12,208 -Who's the old man , baby? -2 1 ! 1507 01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:15,478 Who's the old man , baby? Huh? 1508 01:14:16,485 --> 01:14:18,646 l hot your ''old man ,'' baby. 1509 01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:20,779 l hot your ''old man .'' 1510 01:14:20,856 --> 01:14:21,914 l hot your ''old man .'' 1511 01:14:21,990 --> 01:14:23,423 Way to ho, Stan . 1512 01:14:23,492 --> 01:14:25,255 l have 'em they money worth tonihht. 1513 01:14:25,327 --> 01:14:26,658 Outstandinh . You feel hood? 1514 01:14:26,728 --> 01:14:28,252 -l feel hreat. -You look hreat. 1515 01:14:28,330 --> 01:14:30,821 You looked like a champion out there. 1516 01:14:30,899 --> 01:14:32,764 -Let me paint you a picture. -Go ahead . 1517 01:14:32,835 --> 01:14:34,666 Miller Park, standinh room only. 1518 01:14:34,736 --> 01:14:35,760 -Got that? -l hot it. 1519 01:14:35,838 --> 01:14:38,773 43,000 screaminh fans, 1520 01:14:38,841 --> 01:14:41,674 and they're there for one reason and one reason only. 1521 01:14:41,743 --> 01:14:45,907 To watch the lehendary Stan Ross step to the plate and dih in . 1522 01:14:45,981 --> 01:14:48,575 Shoot, that ain't no picture. That's a damn Rembrandt. 1523 01:14:48,650 --> 01:14:50,618 l ahree, and that's why l'm tellinh Gus 1524 01:14:50,686 --> 01:14:52,654 not to play you on the road . 1525 01:14:53,255 --> 01:14:55,120 Hold on , man . Chill out, baby. 1526 01:14:55,190 --> 01:14:57,852 What are you talkinh about? Man , we're on a roll . 1527 01:14:57,926 --> 01:14:59,257 We're hoinh for third place. 1528 01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:02,729 You're one hit away from makinh history, Stan . 1529 01:15:02,798 --> 01:15:06,393 Don't you think you owe it to the fans to do it here at home? 1530 01:15:06,468 --> 01:15:07,628 Hmm? 1531 01:15:08,470 --> 01:15:10,802 l don't know. You're takin' half my at-bats away. 1532 01:15:10,873 --> 01:15:13,740 Althouhh l hit a home run , l'm still 2 for 5 1 . 1533 01:15:13,809 --> 01:15:15,504 2 for 58! 1534 01:15:15,577 --> 01:15:20,241 Stan Ross is at the pIate, the fans, they sit and wait 1535 01:15:20,315 --> 01:15:22,806 Look, what l'm sayin' is, don't cut me out. 1536 01:15:22,885 --> 01:15:24,648 The team need me. Come on , now. 1537 01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:27,416 Stan , you heard the sausahe. You're 2 for 58. 1538 01:15:27,489 --> 01:15:29,081 The team doesn't need you to het third place. 1539 01:15:29,157 --> 01:15:31,421 They're on fire! Come on , let's face it. 1540 01:15:31,493 --> 01:15:32,926 But you , my friend , 1541 01:15:32,995 --> 01:15:36,328 you have hot to start thinkinh about life after baseball . 1542 01:15:36,398 --> 01:15:39,367 l'm talkinh endorsements, product lines. 1543 01:15:40,068 --> 01:15:42,229 A Stan Ross candy bar. 1544 01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:48,300 l want you doinh press all week lonh on the road , Stan . 1545 01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:50,277 You pull this off, 1546 01:15:50,345 --> 01:15:53,405 nothinh's honna keep you out of the Hall of Fame. 1547 01:15:53,482 --> 01:15:55,040 You're a champion . 1548 01:16:00,188 --> 01:16:02,713 Hey, Stan , Tom Arnold here. Conhratulations on everythinh . 1549 01:16:02,791 --> 01:16:04,452 The team's on a tear. You won seven in a row. 1550 01:16:04,526 --> 01:16:05,891 You huys could finish third . 1551 01:16:05,961 --> 01:16:08,623 Are you really talkinh to us from the clubhouse? 1552 01:16:08,697 --> 01:16:11,063 Well , they're not honna play me until l come home, 1553 01:16:11,133 --> 01:16:14,159 so l mihht as well do somethinh else with my time. 1554 01:16:14,236 --> 01:16:16,761 Stan , how does it feel not to be playinh rihht now? 1555 01:16:16,838 --> 01:16:19,102 lt don't feel hood , especially the way l've been swinhinh , 1556 01:16:19,174 --> 01:16:20,106 but that's Skip's decision . 1557 01:16:20,175 --> 01:16:21,972 l have to ho with it because, as you say, 1558 01:16:22,044 --> 01:16:23,511 we hot a chance to make third place. 1559 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,706 And they were in fifth place when you hot there. 1560 01:16:25,781 --> 01:16:28,682 l finally hot them playin' patented Stan Ross baseball . 1561 01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:29,648 Okay, Stan . 1562 01:16:29,718 --> 01:16:32,949 Stan Ross, at 4 7, the oldest man to homer in the major leahues. 1563 01:16:33,021 --> 01:16:34,010 How's it feel? 1564 01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:36,922 To tell you the truth , we never thouhht you could do it, 1565 01:16:36,992 --> 01:16:38,323 and some of us hoped you wouldn't, 1566 01:16:38,393 --> 01:16:40,384 so we owe you an apolohy bih-time. 1567 01:16:40,462 --> 01:16:42,794 Well , it takes a bih man to admit when he wronh , 1568 01:16:42,864 --> 01:16:45,924 but like my teammate Kenji Fukuda tauhht me to say. . . 1569 01:16:46,001 --> 01:16:48,094 [ Speakinh Japanese ] 1570 01:16:48,170 --> 01:16:50,297 What the hell is he talkinh about? 1571 01:16:50,372 --> 01:16:51,464 -Stan . -What does the future hold? 1572 01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:53,633 -Yeah , Stan . -What about number 3,000? 1573 01:16:53,709 --> 01:16:55,836 What hame are you honna het this hit in? 1574 01:16:55,911 --> 01:16:57,310 l think l'm honna het it on the next at-bat. 1575 01:16:57,379 --> 01:16:58,744 You hot another homer left in you? 1576 01:16:58,814 --> 01:17:01,009 Keep your popcorn by your side 'cause it's comin' . 1577 01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:02,015 [ Lauhhter ] 1578 01:17:02,084 --> 01:17:04,018 -Stan Ross. -ls it honna be a home run? 1579 01:17:04,086 --> 01:17:06,179 The faster you throw it in , the quicker it's hoin' out. 1580 01:17:06,254 --> 01:17:08,381 -[ Lauhhs ] -Hey, Stan . 1581 01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:09,947 l hope you weren't listeninh to the trash 1582 01:17:10,025 --> 01:17:12,220 we were talkinh about you before you hit your hroove. 1583 01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:15,752 Tom , you wouldn't be where you are if it wasn't for Roseanne. 1584 01:17:16,431 --> 01:17:17,489 You know what? 1585 01:17:17,566 --> 01:17:19,193 That would have hurt if it wasn't true. 1586 01:17:19,267 --> 01:17:20,029 Stan Ross. 1587 01:17:20,102 --> 01:17:20,898 Stan Ross. 1588 01:17:20,969 --> 01:17:22,061 Stan Ross. 1589 01:17:22,137 --> 01:17:23,729 Hey, hirl , you been watchin'? 1590 01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:25,568 The whole world loves me ahain , baby. 1591 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,666 Stan Ross, the Kinh of Swinh . 1592 01:17:27,743 --> 01:17:29,870 Sweetheart, l'm hoin' national . 1593 01:17:30,445 --> 01:17:32,970 You know, you're startinh to sound like the old Stan . 1594 01:17:33,048 --> 01:17:35,312 No, you're hettin' the best of both worlds. 1595 01:17:35,384 --> 01:17:37,011 The old and the new Stan Ross. 1596 01:17:37,085 --> 01:17:38,575 Team player, baby. 1597 01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:40,815 So after you ho national with all this press, 1598 01:17:40,889 --> 01:17:42,220 what's left for me? 1599 01:17:42,290 --> 01:17:43,882 l'm honna tell you what's left for you . 1600 01:17:43,959 --> 01:17:46,484 l'm honna hive you a special exclusive. 1601 01:17:46,561 --> 01:17:50,088 You meet me at the ball park Thursday morninh at 9:00. 1602 01:17:50,165 --> 01:17:54,101 Just you , me, and the team . 1603 01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:56,933 l called a practice on my day off on our last home stand . 1604 01:17:57,005 --> 01:17:57,972 Wait a minute. 1605 01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:00,508 Stan Ross called for an extra practice? 1606 01:18:00,575 --> 01:18:03,203 Now, l never thouhht l'd live to see this day. 1607 01:18:03,278 --> 01:18:05,872 l huess you are hettinh a little serious, huh? 1608 01:18:05,947 --> 01:18:08,507 Maybe l'm hettin' serious about you . 1609 01:18:13,622 --> 01:18:15,112 l'll see you at practice. 1610 01:18:15,190 --> 01:18:17,488 Baby, you owe it to yourself. 1611 01:18:17,559 --> 01:18:18,685 Bye. 1612 01:18:20,996 --> 01:18:22,987 Oh , boy. 1613 01:18:24,132 --> 01:18:25,895 What you honna do? 1614 01:18:27,969 --> 01:18:28,936 Whoo! 1615 01:18:29,004 --> 01:18:30,972 -Hey, hey! -How you doin' , doh? 1616 01:18:31,039 --> 01:18:33,303 Hey, Stan , ho het your hit this Saturday, man . 1617 01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:34,637 l hot tickets for that one. 1618 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,234 No, l hot tickets for tomorrow! 1619 01:18:36,311 --> 01:18:37,938 You save the stubs, boys and hirls, 1620 01:18:38,013 --> 01:18:39,640 because l'm hoinh deep every hame, 1621 01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:41,080 and they all honna be collector's items. 1622 01:18:41,149 --> 01:18:42,343 You-all watch and see. 1623 01:18:42,417 --> 01:18:44,977 Come here. l hot a new idea. Listen . 1624 01:18:45,053 --> 01:18:47,954 l hot a new PlayStation hame, ''Hall of Fame Baseball ,'' 1625 01:18:48,023 --> 01:18:49,820 where l het a chance to hit ahainst those pitchers 1626 01:18:49,891 --> 01:18:51,256 that were dead before l was born , 1627 01:18:51,326 --> 01:18:53,658 like Walter Johnson and Christy Mathewson , 1628 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:55,162 and that candy-ass Cy Younh . 1629 01:18:55,230 --> 01:18:57,198 -[ Lauhhs ] -Well , you draw up the plans. 1630 01:18:57,265 --> 01:19:00,166 You hot a call an hour aho from ''The Tonihht Show.'' 1631 01:19:00,235 --> 01:19:02,032 They want you on there tomorrow. 1632 01:19:02,104 --> 01:19:04,095 l'm on a roll , man . l'm tellin' you . 1633 01:19:04,172 --> 01:19:06,197 -That's bih-time exposure. -Here's the hook. 1634 01:19:06,274 --> 01:19:08,868 They want you at the studio at 9:00. 1635 01:19:08,944 --> 01:19:10,104 That's cool . 1636 01:19:10,178 --> 01:19:12,146 But you hot that extra practice. 1637 01:19:12,214 --> 01:19:14,546 That's one practice. One practice. 1638 01:19:14,616 --> 01:19:17,517 l'm talkinh about Jay Leno. That's bihher than the hame. 1639 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:19,577 [ Cheers and applause ] 1640 01:19:21,123 --> 01:19:22,852 LENO: Stan Ross, come on out here! 1641 01:19:22,924 --> 01:19:25,449 [ Cheers and applause ] 1642 01:19:25,527 --> 01:19:26,858 What's up? 1643 01:19:30,532 --> 01:19:32,056 What's up, baby? 1644 01:19:32,134 --> 01:19:33,795 All on , baby. 1645 01:19:36,705 --> 01:19:38,138 Have a seat. 1646 01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:41,801 All rihht. 1647 01:19:41,877 --> 01:19:44,539 Team Brewer is on a roll , makinh a push for third place. 1648 01:19:44,613 --> 01:19:46,911 Ha ha, baby, l'm on a roll , too, Jay. 1649 01:19:46,982 --> 01:19:47,971 l'm on a roll , too. 1650 01:19:48,049 --> 01:19:49,346 l'm sure to stay on that roll , 1651 01:19:49,417 --> 01:19:51,044 what, are you takinh the Ensure every day? 1652 01:19:51,119 --> 01:19:52,814 -[ Audience jeers ] -ls it once a day? 1653 01:19:52,888 --> 01:19:55,220 And then you have a sensible meal for dinner. 1654 01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:57,224 l can do anythinh a 20-year-old can do. 1655 01:19:57,292 --> 01:19:58,657 Any dohhone thinh , baby. 1656 01:19:58,727 --> 01:20:00,820 -Anythinh , huh? -Show you rihht. 1657 01:20:00,896 --> 01:20:03,387 Show you rihht. And l can do it all nihht. 1658 01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:04,261 Dave? 1659 01:20:04,332 --> 01:20:07,631 Yeah , there's a larhe black man hittinh on your wife. 1660 01:20:08,470 --> 01:20:10,199 -Yeah , show you rihht. -What's next? 1661 01:20:10,272 --> 01:20:11,899 l started my own little stuff rihht here. 1662 01:20:11,973 --> 01:20:13,907 Check this out. Look at that. 1663 01:20:13,975 --> 01:20:16,808 -My own little candy. -''Ross Bar.'' 1664 01:20:16,878 --> 01:20:18,937 Get a shot of that one. 1665 01:20:19,014 --> 01:20:21,778 That is the most ratty-ass candy bar l've ever seen . 1666 01:20:21,850 --> 01:20:24,751 lt's a piece of loose-leaf paper you wrote ''Ross Bar'' on . 1667 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,685 -lt's a prototype. -Oh , the prototype. 1668 01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:28,086 You hotta start somewhere. 1669 01:20:28,156 --> 01:20:30,784 -You know, l'm an entrepreneur. -[ Lauhhter ] 1670 01:20:30,859 --> 01:20:33,419 Once you het over the initial modesty, l think you'll be fine. 1671 01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:35,690 You talkin' to the ladies' pet the men rehret. 1672 01:20:35,764 --> 01:20:37,254 -[ Cheers ] -l'm Stan Ross. 1673 01:20:37,332 --> 01:20:38,299 What's my name, baby? 1674 01:20:38,366 --> 01:20:39,765 AUDlENCE : Stan Ross! 1675 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:42,030 -They call me what? -The boss! 1676 01:20:42,103 --> 01:20:43,570 -Because l . . . -Pay the cost! 1677 01:20:43,638 --> 01:20:45,105 -Because l'm . . . -Stan Ross! 1678 01:20:45,173 --> 01:20:47,300 Turn it up, baby! 1679 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:49,970 Stan Ross. Be rihht back rihht after this. 1680 01:20:50,045 --> 01:20:51,239 Don't ho away. 1681 01:20:51,313 --> 01:20:53,304 [ Cheers and applause ] 1682 01:20:54,883 --> 01:20:56,316 Yes, sir. 1683 01:20:56,384 --> 01:20:58,818 Boca! Yo, Bo! 1684 01:20:58,887 --> 01:21:00,548 Did you see me, baby? Ha ha. 1685 01:21:00,622 --> 01:21:03,182 Jay and l did our thinh . That ain't no ESPN . 1686 01:21:03,258 --> 01:21:05,749 l'm talkin' bih-time. 1687 01:21:08,830 --> 01:21:10,229 Hey. Hey, baby. 1688 01:21:10,298 --> 01:21:12,163 Don't you ''baby'' me. 1689 01:21:12,234 --> 01:21:14,498 l went to the park this morninh , and you weren't there. 1690 01:21:14,569 --> 01:21:17,436 Your entire team was there, and you're a no-show. 1691 01:21:17,505 --> 01:21:18,938 Well , l mean . . . 1692 01:21:19,007 --> 01:21:21,771 ''Well?'' Didn't you call for the practice? 1693 01:21:21,843 --> 01:21:23,504 Besides lettinh down your teammates, 1694 01:21:23,578 --> 01:21:25,842 you told me l could interview you . 1695 01:21:26,414 --> 01:21:29,110 Well , interview me now. Come on , turn the camera on . 1696 01:21:29,184 --> 01:21:30,515 lt's not like l'm hidinh from you . 1697 01:21:30,585 --> 01:21:33,281 l'll come rihht around . That ain't nothin' . 1698 01:21:33,355 --> 01:21:34,617 Shoot. 1699 01:21:34,689 --> 01:21:36,156 Come on , baby. 1700 01:21:36,224 --> 01:21:38,351 All rihht, forhet this. l'll freestyle it. 1701 01:21:38,426 --> 01:21:41,293 -Mark, Steve, are you ready? -You didn't ask if l'm ready. 1702 01:21:41,363 --> 01:21:43,524 -You always ready. -Let me het on that side. 1703 01:21:43,598 --> 01:21:45,190 You can see the balls. lt looks better. 1704 01:21:45,267 --> 01:21:46,666 -Hey, how you doin'? -All rihht. 1705 01:21:46,735 --> 01:21:48,202 Good . 1706 01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:50,431 [ Clears throat ] Come on , baby. 1707 01:21:52,274 --> 01:21:54,834 l'm here with Hall of Famer hopeful Stan Ross, 1708 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:56,810 who is now just one hit 1709 01:21:56,878 --> 01:22:01,440 from reclaiminh his cherished 3,000 career hits. 1710 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:04,408 But let's talk about the name ''Mr. 3000.'' 1711 01:22:04,486 --> 01:22:06,351 Fit just rihht, doesn't it? 1712 01:22:06,988 --> 01:22:09,252 Why is there so much emphasis on the name? 1713 01:22:09,324 --> 01:22:11,315 Why do you care so much about it? 1714 01:22:11,393 --> 01:22:13,588 Because it identifies hreatness. 1715 01:22:13,662 --> 01:22:16,597 When you think of Mr. 3000, you think of Mr. Stan Ross, 1716 01:22:16,665 --> 01:22:19,361 one of the hreatest hitters straihht up and down . 1717 01:22:19,434 --> 01:22:22,096 Who were you before Mr. 3000? 1718 01:22:22,170 --> 01:22:24,263 Mr. 3000. 1719 01:22:25,407 --> 01:22:27,170 l'm just kiddinh . 1720 01:22:27,242 --> 01:22:28,675 Before that, l was a younh black kid 1721 01:22:28,743 --> 01:22:32,008 on the South Side of Chicaho, Stanley Ross, playin' baseball . 1722 01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:34,844 What does Stanley Ross think of Mr. 3000? 1723 01:22:34,916 --> 01:22:37,214 He wants his autohraph . 1724 01:22:37,686 --> 01:22:39,620 -Really? -Really. 1725 01:22:39,688 --> 01:22:43,180 -What about your teammates? -They don't need it. 1726 01:22:43,258 --> 01:22:46,284 They het the chance to see history in the makinh . 1727 01:22:46,361 --> 01:22:47,555 Oh , okay. 1728 01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:49,324 So what you're sayinh is, 1729 01:22:49,397 --> 01:22:52,366 your teammates het to see your 3,000th hit, 1730 01:22:52,434 --> 01:22:54,800 but not potentially move into third place? 1731 01:22:54,869 --> 01:22:56,097 What l'm sayinh is, 1732 01:22:56,171 --> 01:22:58,196 thousands of people bouhht tickets this weekend , 1733 01:22:58,273 --> 01:23:02,607 not to see us play for third place, but to see me het my hit. 1734 01:23:02,677 --> 01:23:03,803 -Really? -Damn rihht. 1735 01:23:03,878 --> 01:23:06,642 lt's the same reason why everybody else here. 1736 01:23:06,715 --> 01:23:09,980 Same reason why you here, unless you're here for somethinh else. 1737 01:23:10,051 --> 01:23:11,450 Oh , okay. 1738 01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:14,212 You selfish son of a bitch ! 1739 01:23:14,289 --> 01:23:16,655 -You don't want that on-camera. -No, l'm fine. 1740 01:23:16,725 --> 01:23:18,249 Because l'm not the one who's desperate 1741 01:23:18,326 --> 01:23:20,624 to live his entire life in front of the camera. 1742 01:23:20,695 --> 01:23:23,926 Tell them about Toronto and the history you left there. 1743 01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:27,833 -That's so old . -Your damn eho is so old ! 1744 01:23:27,902 --> 01:23:29,961 lt hasn't chanhed , Stan . 1745 01:23:30,572 --> 01:23:33,837 [ Voice breakinh ] l mean , how am l supposed to think 1746 01:23:33,908 --> 01:23:36,900 about movinh here when you can't do what you say you're honna do? 1747 01:23:36,978 --> 01:23:38,878 Mo, it's only one damn practice, baby. 1748 01:23:38,947 --> 01:23:42,075 You know it's bihher than one practice, Stan . 1749 01:23:50,525 --> 01:23:52,049 But you're rihht. 1750 01:23:53,862 --> 01:23:57,525 l am here to record your history in the makinh . 1751 01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:01,798 And it's the same as it ever was. 1752 01:24:02,637 --> 01:24:03,934 Mo. 1753 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:11,069 BOCA: You honna run after her? 1754 01:24:17,552 --> 01:24:18,814 No. 1755 01:24:19,988 --> 01:24:21,751 l'll catch her later. 1756 01:24:22,824 --> 01:24:24,917 l hot ball hames to play. 1757 01:24:25,393 --> 01:24:27,190 [ Lauhhinh ] 1758 01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:30,626 What? 1759 01:24:30,698 --> 01:24:32,325 -Whew. -What? 1760 01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:35,665 No, l'm just sayinh , man , that's why l love you , man . 1761 01:24:36,204 --> 01:24:39,367 Wait a minute. What do you mean? 1762 01:24:39,441 --> 01:24:43,002 [ Scoffs ] l'm just sayinh that l could always count on you 1763 01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:44,670 to do your thinh , you know? 1764 01:24:44,746 --> 01:24:47,112 You're consistent. You're always driven . 1765 01:24:47,182 --> 01:24:49,309 And you're always for yourself. 1766 01:24:50,418 --> 01:24:52,386 You sayin' that's a hood thinh? 1767 01:24:55,857 --> 01:24:57,347 l'm just sayinh . 1768 01:25:03,164 --> 01:25:05,462 [ Rock music plays ] 1769 01:25:05,533 --> 01:25:07,728 Come on! 1770 01:25:07,802 --> 01:25:09,133 ANNOUNCER: Just two weeks aho, fans, 1771 01:25:09,204 --> 01:25:10,728 the Milwaukee Brewers seemed willinh 1772 01:25:10,805 --> 01:25:13,035 to accept their perennial position 1773 01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:15,008 in the division cellar. 1774 01:25:15,076 --> 01:25:16,509 ls it more than a coincidence 1775 01:25:16,578 --> 01:25:18,876 that their solid defense and clutch hittinh 1776 01:25:18,947 --> 01:25:23,646 started with Stan Ross' 2 ,998th hit? 1777 01:25:23,718 --> 01:25:26,846 While Ross was just a spectator durinh their last road trip, 1778 01:25:26,921 --> 01:25:30,982 T-Rex Pennebaker has emerhed as the team leader. 1779 01:25:31,059 --> 01:25:33,493 We've all witnessed the mountinh frustration for Ross, 1780 01:25:33,561 --> 01:25:34,550 who has hone hitless 1781 01:25:34,629 --> 01:25:36,824 in the first two hames ahainst the Astros 1782 01:25:36,898 --> 01:25:38,923 in this, his final home stand . 1783 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:42,094 You can't help but wonder what's hoinh throuhh his mind 1784 01:25:42,170 --> 01:25:44,331 as Ross' window of opportunity 1785 01:25:44,405 --> 01:25:46,430 to join that elite 3,000-hit club 1786 01:25:46,508 --> 01:25:51,104 is about to close and close before a nationwide audience. 1787 01:25:51,479 --> 01:25:54,141 So, here we are. The stahe is set. 1788 01:25:54,215 --> 01:25:57,378 A re-enerhized team plays for respectability, 1789 01:25:57,452 --> 01:26:01,183 while Stan Ross knocks on the door of baseball hreatness. 1790 01:26:01,256 --> 01:26:05,693 Tonihht, 35,000 fans witness as history unfolds 1791 01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:08,729 over nine inninhs of Brewers baseball . 1792 01:26:21,809 --> 01:26:25,210 Last chance to ho out there and het yours. 1793 01:26:36,524 --> 01:26:38,492 We have a lineup chanhe tonihht. 1794 01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:42,257 ln hopes of squeezinh out an extra at-bat for Ross, 1795 01:26:42,330 --> 01:26:45,493 he's hittinh cleanup rihht behind Rex Pennebaker. 1796 01:26:45,567 --> 01:26:49,469 MAN ON P.A. : Now battinh , first baseman , number 2 1 , 1797 01:26:49,537 --> 01:26:51,732 Stan Ross! 1798 01:26:51,806 --> 01:26:54,639 ANNOUNCER: This bih crowd is charhed tonihht. 1799 01:26:54,709 --> 01:26:57,837 The rihht-hander Norton , one of the most competitive pitchers 1800 01:26:57,912 --> 01:26:59,937 in the leahue, will do everythinh he can 1801 01:27:00,014 --> 01:27:03,450 to avoid beinh a footnote in baseball history. 1802 01:27:03,518 --> 01:27:09,115 One hame, one more hit, and he has that mahical 3,000. 1803 01:27:27,208 --> 01:27:28,505 Ball . 1804 01:27:31,646 --> 01:27:34,979 They're on their feet, rootinh for Ross to het ahold of one, 1805 01:27:35,049 --> 01:27:37,347 as Norton hets his sihn . 1806 01:27:40,288 --> 01:27:42,188 Ross puts a hood swinh on it. 1807 01:27:42,257 --> 01:27:45,749 lt's deep to rihht field and carryinh well . 1808 01:27:48,563 --> 01:27:49,825 Damn . 1809 01:27:55,203 --> 01:27:58,604 Yo, Ross! Why don't you take a seat? 1810 01:27:58,673 --> 01:28:01,107 You ain't hettin' that hit off me tonihht! 1811 01:28:01,175 --> 01:28:02,733 Deal with it! 1812 01:28:05,747 --> 01:28:08,944 [ Whistlinh ''Mister Softee'' tune ] 1813 01:28:17,191 --> 01:28:20,126 -This huy's slider sucks. -Come on , man . 1814 01:28:20,194 --> 01:28:23,425 l huess somebody should have showed up to that practice. 1815 01:28:35,710 --> 01:28:37,143 ANNOUNCER: Home half of the fourth . 1816 01:28:37,211 --> 01:28:38,940 lt's still a scoreless tie. 1817 01:28:39,013 --> 01:28:40,913 This crowd ripe with anticipation 1818 01:28:40,982 --> 01:28:43,678 every time Ross steps to the plate. 1819 01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:51,249 Ross swinhs. 1820 01:28:51,326 --> 01:28:53,055 A sharp hround ball up the middle. 1821 01:28:53,127 --> 01:28:55,823 Second baseman Gomez with a divinh stop. 1822 01:28:55,897 --> 01:28:58,730 He scrambles. lt's honna be close. 1823 01:29:01,436 --> 01:29:02,960 He's out! 1824 01:29:03,037 --> 01:29:05,631 -[ Booinh ] -Oh , my, what a close play! 1825 01:29:05,707 --> 01:29:09,234 From our anhle, l thouhht he was safe. 1826 01:29:09,310 --> 01:29:10,299 CROWD: You're wronh ! 1827 01:29:10,378 --> 01:29:14,405 l'm surprised Stan Ross isn't protestinh the call . 1828 01:29:19,287 --> 01:29:22,051 [ Cheerinh ] 1829 01:29:29,030 --> 01:29:30,588 -That man was safe! -That man was out. 1830 01:29:30,665 --> 01:29:31,597 What hame are you watchinh? 1831 01:29:31,666 --> 01:29:34,567 l called the man out. l'm watchinh the same hame you are! 1832 01:29:34,635 --> 01:29:37,126 -We are playinh for third place! -The man was out! 1833 01:29:37,205 --> 01:29:38,570 Don't make me run you , Gus. 1834 01:29:38,639 --> 01:29:41,164 You hot your head so far up your ass, you didn't see the play! 1835 01:29:41,242 --> 01:29:43,574 -Head up my ass? -That's rihht! Head up your ass! 1836 01:29:43,644 --> 01:29:45,839 -That's what l said ! -That's it! You're outta here! 1837 01:29:45,913 --> 01:29:47,642 You're outta here! Let me tell you somethinh ! 1838 01:29:47,715 --> 01:29:49,649 Get off of my field ! 1839 01:29:49,717 --> 01:29:51,446 You're the worst umpire in this whole leahue! 1840 01:29:51,519 --> 01:29:53,077 Outta here! 1841 01:29:53,554 --> 01:29:55,283 You're such a jerk! 1842 01:29:57,825 --> 01:29:58,849 The man was safe! 1843 01:29:58,926 --> 01:29:59,984 The huy's out! 1844 01:30:00,061 --> 01:30:01,289 He was safe! 1845 01:30:01,362 --> 01:30:02,590 Walk him off the field ! 1846 01:30:02,663 --> 01:30:04,927 -Get him off my field ! -You were safe! 1847 01:30:04,999 --> 01:30:05,931 You were safe! 1848 01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:07,763 You were beautiful . Come on , tiher. 1849 01:30:07,835 --> 01:30:08,767 He was safe! 1850 01:30:08,836 --> 01:30:11,828 ANNOUNCER: So it boils down to the bottom of the ninth inninh . 1851 01:30:11,906 --> 01:30:14,670 Still scoreless here in the final hame of the season . 1852 01:30:14,742 --> 01:30:18,178 ''Mr. 2999'' very likely will be makinh 1853 01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:22,683 his last plate appearance of a storied bih-leahue career. 1854 01:30:23,484 --> 01:30:27,284 But first the man who's become sort of Ross' protehe of late, 1855 01:30:27,355 --> 01:30:29,323 T-Rex Pennebaker. 1856 01:30:30,258 --> 01:30:32,488 We've hot an interestinh situation here, fans. 1857 01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:34,187 lf Pennebaker homers, 1858 01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:37,197 that's the hame, and Ross won't het another shot. 1859 01:30:37,265 --> 01:30:39,790 MAN : Go, T! Come on , baby! 1860 01:30:43,404 --> 01:30:45,201 Come on , baby. Get on . 1861 01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:48,003 l'll brinh you home. Come on , het on , baby. 1862 01:30:50,378 --> 01:30:51,845 Just het on . 1863 01:30:59,387 --> 01:31:01,218 And that ball is crushed . 1864 01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:03,052 A line drive to deep left center. 1865 01:31:03,124 --> 01:31:04,148 lt's hoinh , hoinh . 1866 01:31:04,225 --> 01:31:06,693 lt is off the base of the wall . 1867 01:31:06,761 --> 01:31:09,457 Pennebaker rounds first, headinh for second . 1868 01:31:09,997 --> 01:31:12,761 And he is safe with a rinhinh double. 1869 01:31:12,834 --> 01:31:14,096 Oh , man ! 1870 01:31:14,168 --> 01:31:17,069 He almost took the bat rihht out of Stan Ross' hands. 1871 01:31:17,138 --> 01:31:19,698 But now Ross is up with not only a chance 1872 01:31:19,774 --> 01:31:23,437 for his 3,000th base hit and a call from Cooperstown , 1873 01:31:23,511 --> 01:31:26,105 but an opportunity to drive in the winninh run 1874 01:31:26,180 --> 01:31:28,171 and end the Brewers' season on a hihh note. 1875 01:31:28,249 --> 01:31:30,979 MAN : 3,000, baby! 1876 01:31:37,825 --> 01:31:39,349 All rihht. 1877 01:31:39,427 --> 01:31:41,122 Come on . 1878 01:31:49,203 --> 01:31:52,036 -Ball . -[ Booinh ] 1879 01:31:56,878 --> 01:31:58,368 -Pitch to him . -Let's ho, man . 1880 01:31:58,446 --> 01:32:00,209 Get your hit. 1881 01:32:11,292 --> 01:32:13,658 -Ball . -Pitch to me, damn it! 1882 01:32:13,728 --> 01:32:16,219 Reach out there and het it, then . 1883 01:32:18,466 --> 01:32:19,956 Reach out and het it. 1884 01:32:20,968 --> 01:32:23,664 ANNOUNCER: Those first two deliveries, way outside. 1885 01:32:23,738 --> 01:32:25,672 Ross now crowdinh the plate. 1886 01:32:25,740 --> 01:32:26,968 2 balls, no strikes. 1887 01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:28,906 Nothinh close from Norton . 1888 01:32:35,383 --> 01:32:37,283 [ Booinh ] 1889 01:32:38,719 --> 01:32:40,243 l'm rihht here! 1890 01:32:43,391 --> 01:32:45,154 ANNOUNCER: Here we ho. This is it. 1891 01:32:45,226 --> 01:32:46,523 3-0, the count. 1892 01:32:46,594 --> 01:32:48,152 This crowd roarinh , 1893 01:32:48,229 --> 01:32:52,529 behhinh Norton to challenhe Ross with a decent pitch . 1894 01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:03,844 BOCA: l could always count on you to do your thinh , you know? 1895 01:33:04,812 --> 01:33:08,145 You're consistent. You're always driven . 1896 01:33:08,215 --> 01:33:10,240 And you're always for yourself. 1897 01:33:12,153 --> 01:33:13,677 That's why l love you . 1898 01:33:22,530 --> 01:33:23,690 ANNOUNCER: Look at this! 1899 01:33:23,764 --> 01:33:26,790 Ross lays a sacrifice bunt up the first-base line, 1900 01:33:26,867 --> 01:33:28,892 and T-Rex isn't stoppinh at third . 1901 01:33:28,970 --> 01:33:31,495 Here's a throw to first base, and Ross is out. 1902 01:33:31,572 --> 01:33:32,504 Here comes the play. 1903 01:33:32,573 --> 01:33:35,133 The slide, the tah . He is safe! He is safe! 1904 01:33:35,209 --> 01:33:36,437 The Brewers win ! 1905 01:33:36,510 --> 01:33:38,603 The Brewers win ! 1906 01:33:40,281 --> 01:33:41,908 We're movin' 1907 01:33:41,983 --> 01:33:43,348 Groovin' 1908 01:33:43,417 --> 01:33:46,147 Ain't no stopping us now 1909 01:33:46,220 --> 01:33:48,654 Groovin' 1910 01:33:48,723 --> 01:33:50,452 Groovin' 1911 01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:16,816 CROWD: [ Chantinh ] Stan ! Stan ! Stan ! Stan ! 1912 01:35:24,485 --> 01:35:26,510 S TAN: Corny enough for you? 1913 01:35:27,054 --> 01:35:30,182 WeII, it gets worse. 1914 01:35:30,257 --> 01:35:33,749 First off, now aII of a sudden, the press Ioves me. 1915 01:35:33,828 --> 01:35:35,921 Took 'em Iong enough, though, huh? 1916 01:35:36,597 --> 01:35:39,998 The HaII of Fame voted me in on the very next baIIot. 1917 01:35:40,067 --> 01:35:43,559 And as you can imagine, I had pIenty of peopIe to thank. 1918 01:35:44,405 --> 01:35:45,770 And oId Mo. 1919 01:35:45,840 --> 01:35:49,037 She decided to move back to MiIwaukee after aII. 1920 01:35:49,110 --> 01:35:51,442 I know she said I'd never get serious, 1921 01:35:51,512 --> 01:35:54,504 but these days, I'm even thinkin' about gettin' married. 1922 01:35:54,582 --> 01:35:57,779 You know, so I can have that great sex aII the time. 1923 01:35:57,852 --> 01:35:59,581 [ ChuckIes ] 1924 01:35:59,653 --> 01:36:03,521 And hot damn, if Boca didn't just up and move to Boca. 1925 01:36:03,858 --> 01:36:06,520 I can see him right now, heIping some Iost souI, sayin', 1926 01:36:06,594 --> 01:36:08,721 -''Do your thing. '' -Do your thinh . 1927 01:36:08,796 --> 01:36:12,630 And me, I retired again, Iike you probabIy figured. 1928 01:36:12,700 --> 01:36:14,793 But I didn't want to go out without Ieavin' the feIIas 1929 01:36:14,869 --> 01:36:17,360 a IittIe somethin' to remember me by. 1930 01:36:20,975 --> 01:36:22,237 Even though I Ieft the game, 1931 01:36:22,309 --> 01:36:26,040 I couIdn't stay too far from it, so I bought me that song. 1932 01:36:26,113 --> 01:36:28,741 [ ''Mister Softee'' tune plays ] 1933 01:36:43,230 --> 01:36:45,994 Out of the tree of Iife 1934 01:36:46,066 --> 01:36:48,261 I just picked me a pIum 1935 01:36:48,335 --> 01:36:50,428 S TAN: And that's the whoIe story. 1936 01:36:50,504 --> 01:36:51,937 Like my baby Mo says, 1937 01:36:52,006 --> 01:36:54,236 ''It's aII about figurin' out who you are. '' 1938 01:36:54,308 --> 01:36:55,935 And some of that's just a matter 1939 01:36:56,010 --> 01:36:59,173 of gettin' a IittIe oIder and acceptin' it. 1940 01:36:59,246 --> 01:37:01,612 And I can deaI with that. 1941 01:37:01,682 --> 01:37:04,412 Just 'cause I'm retired don't mean I'm invisibIe. 1942 01:37:04,485 --> 01:37:07,613 In fact, I'm guessin' you've probabIy seen my commerciaI 1943 01:37:07,688 --> 01:37:09,781 once or twice yourseIf. 1944 01:37:11,992 --> 01:37:14,586 The best is yet to come 1945 01:37:14,662 --> 01:37:18,530 And, babe, won't it be fine? 1946 01:37:21,235 --> 01:37:24,568 You think you've seen the sun 1947 01:37:24,638 --> 01:37:29,166 But you ain't seen it shine 1948 01:37:30,978 --> 01:37:35,677 Wait tiII the warm-up's underway 1949 01:37:35,749 --> 01:37:39,480 Wait tiII our Iips have met 1950 01:37:40,554 --> 01:37:45,082 Wait tiII you see that sunshiny day 1951 01:37:45,159 --> 01:37:49,027 You ain't seen nothin' yet 1952 01:37:50,497 --> 01:37:52,829 The best is yet to come 1953 01:37:52,900 --> 01:37:57,030 And, babe, won't it be fine? 1954 01:37:59,874 --> 01:38:02,570 The best is yet to come 1955 01:38:02,643 --> 01:38:06,511 Come the day that you're mine 1956 01:38:07,248 --> 01:38:11,014 Come the day you're mine 1957 01:38:12,019 --> 01:38:16,217 I'm gonna teach you to fIy 1958 01:38:16,724 --> 01:38:20,820 We've onIy tasted the wine 1959 01:38:21,695 --> 01:38:27,099 We're gonna drain the cup dry 1960 01:38:28,602 --> 01:38:31,503 Wait tiII your charms are right 1961 01:38:31,572 --> 01:38:35,599 For these arms to surround 1962 01:38:38,312 --> 01:38:41,509 You think you've fIown before 1963 01:38:41,582 --> 01:38:45,074 But you ain't Ieft the ground 1964 01:38:48,122 --> 01:38:52,752 Wait tiII you're Iocked in my embrace 1965 01:38:52,826 --> 01:38:57,593 Wait tiII I hoId you near 1966 01:38:57,665 --> 01:39:02,432 Wait tiII you see that sunshiny pIace 1967 01:39:02,503 --> 01:39:07,634 Ain't nothin' Iike it here 1968 01:39:07,708 --> 01:39:10,040 The best is yet to come 1969 01:39:10,110 --> 01:39:14,479 And, babe, won't it be fine? 1970 01:39:16,951 --> 01:39:19,715 The best is yet to come 1971 01:39:19,787 --> 01:39:24,622 Come the day you're mine 1972 01:39:24,692 --> 01:39:28,560 Come the day you're mine 1973 01:39:29,630 --> 01:39:35,068 And you're gonna be mine 1974 01:39:35,630 --> 01:39:55,068 ---Ripped by OhU---