1 00:01:18,928 --> 00:01:20,896 Hart, can you get me Miss Arizona's number? 2 00:01:21,064 --> 00:01:24,192 -Why would I do that, Clonsky? -Because she needs a man in her life. 3 00:01:24,367 --> 00:01:26,494 Yeah? Where do you fit in? 4 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:30,332 -Nice. Nice talk. Not too congenial, Hart. -Yeah. 5 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:33,067 It says right here you're supposed to be real amiable. 6 00:01:33,243 --> 00:01:35,939 That's three weeks ago. I've been amiable since then... 7 00:01:36,112 --> 00:01:37,909 ...and now I just wanna hit somebody. 8 00:01:38,081 --> 00:01:39,844 Well, this could be your chance, Hart. 9 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:42,610 Okay, let's go over this one more time. The Housewives... 10 00:01:42,819 --> 00:01:46,016 ...they knocked off nine banks in a month and wounded two guards. 11 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:50,523 We got a tip this bank is their next target. So stay frosty. Keep your heads up. 12 00:01:52,095 --> 00:01:55,394 You know you can't wear a swimsuit on this mission, right, Hart? 13 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:56,926 That's good. 14 00:01:57,567 --> 00:02:00,502 -What happened to world peace? -It comes and goes. 15 00:02:16,352 --> 00:02:18,752 Control to Big Mama, 16 00:02:18,922 --> 00:02:20,822 Check your baby, 17 00:02:22,258 --> 00:02:24,283 Hey, honey. 18 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:30,363 -Control, this is Big Mama. Confirm. -Confirm, Big Mama. Proceed on in. 19 00:02:33,169 --> 00:02:36,229 -Big Daddy and Big Mama are inside. -Copy that. 20 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:40,336 I hope we wrap this early. I have Yankee tickets tonight. 21 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,674 What are you up to? 22 00:02:43,847 --> 00:02:47,248 Just basic paperwork, and then I got company coming over for dinner... 23 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:50,250 ...so I just need to do a little-- A little defrosting. 24 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:54,754 -Oh, your boyfriend Eric's coming over? -He's not my boyfriend. Just-- 25 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:59,657 We're just friends, you know? Friends and coworkers. Friendly coworkers. 26 00:02:59,829 --> 00:03:03,060 Hey, you ever been to the Poconos? 27 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,799 Where is that? What is that, New York? Pennsylvania? 28 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:10,402 You think it'd be hard to get a reservation there? 29 00:03:10,573 --> 00:03:12,905 What, for you and your coworker? 30 00:03:13,076 --> 00:03:16,705 -That's so sweet, two agents in love. -Yeah. 31 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,247 So I guess this is a good time to tell you that this is not your baby. 32 00:03:28,191 --> 00:03:29,988 Housewives, front door. Housewives. 33 00:03:33,396 --> 00:03:34,988 How old? 34 00:03:35,198 --> 00:03:37,428 -Thirty-five. -No, the baby. Can I take a peek? 35 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,626 No, get lost, lady. We haven't changed his diaper in a week. 36 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:44,967 You're that Miss Congeniality lady. 37 00:03:45,508 --> 00:03:48,238 No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. 38 00:03:48,411 --> 00:03:50,902 I saw you on TV on the Miss United States pageant. 39 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,843 No, ma'am. Ma'am, you did not. 40 00:03:53,016 --> 00:03:55,382 -You're Gracie Hart! -Ma'am, no. Ma'am, please-- 41 00:03:55,551 --> 00:03:56,813 -Gracie Hart? -Gracie Hart? 42 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,147 -Gracie Hart! -No, I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! 43 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:00,619 -She's FBI! -I'm not! 44 00:04:00,790 --> 00:04:03,987 -It's a setup! -Okay, nobody move! Nobody move! 45 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,128 Nobody's moving. Ma'am, please be-- 46 00:04:06,296 --> 00:04:08,457 Please be quiet! Get down! Nobody's moving. 47 00:04:08,631 --> 00:04:11,327 -Get down, please! Please, get down! -Down, I said. Down! 48 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:14,197 Nobody's moving. It's okay. Ma'am, get down! Get down! 49 00:04:14,370 --> 00:04:18,329 We've got a hostage situation. We need backup. Now! 50 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:21,606 -We gotta move, ladies! -Okay. Okay, it's okay. 51 00:04:21,778 --> 00:04:23,507 Get your hand out of the purse, Hart. 52 00:04:24,447 --> 00:04:27,780 You too, hubby, get your hands up where I can see them. 53 00:04:28,751 --> 00:04:31,083 Tell me where every other agent is in this bank. 54 00:04:36,592 --> 00:04:37,820 Now. 55 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,027 Now! 56 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:44,598 There's one in the baby carriage. 57 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:52,906 -Freeze, FBI! -FBI, freeze! 58 00:04:55,111 --> 00:04:57,409 Put the gun down! Put the guns down! 59 00:05:07,156 --> 00:05:09,249 -Take her. Take-- -Got her. 60 00:05:09,759 --> 00:05:12,159 Clonsky, where are you hit? Where are you hit? 61 00:05:12,328 --> 00:05:13,989 -In the vest. I'm-- -Where? 62 00:05:14,163 --> 00:05:15,926 I'm all right. I'm all right. 63 00:05:16,099 --> 00:05:17,726 -Oh, my God. -It hurt like a mother. 64 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,492 I know. 65 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:28,134 But I got something that's gonna make you feel a lot better. 66 00:05:28,311 --> 00:05:33,442 Here we go, 602-555-01 99. 67 00:05:33,616 --> 00:05:35,413 What's that? 68 00:05:35,651 --> 00:05:37,551 Miss Arizona's number. 69 00:05:37,854 --> 00:05:41,381 -You couldn't tell me earlier? -No. 70 00:05:41,557 --> 00:05:43,491 -What do we got? -I'm okay. 71 00:05:43,659 --> 00:05:46,059 Excuse me. 72 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,458 Would you mind? 73 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,808 Hart! Hart! 74 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:06,472 -Sorry, sir. -Let's not make a bad day worse. 75 00:06:06,749 --> 00:06:08,512 Sir... 76 00:06:08,684 --> 00:06:12,176 ...about the bank, I don't know what happened. 77 00:06:12,355 --> 00:06:15,756 It was like my high school reunion, except these people liked me. 78 00:06:15,925 --> 00:06:18,826 Well, I think we can all agree it didn't go according to plan. 79 00:06:18,995 --> 00:06:21,429 But I wanna talk to you about something else. 80 00:06:21,597 --> 00:06:24,395 This is some fan mail we've gotten for you since the pageant. 81 00:06:24,567 --> 00:06:27,593 Letters, cards, chocolates. 82 00:06:27,770 --> 00:06:31,103 I'll take the chocolates. 83 00:06:31,274 --> 00:06:33,834 "Dear Miss Hart, I saw you on the pageant... 84 00:06:34,010 --> 00:06:36,410 ...and the next night I was coming out of a party... 85 00:06:36,579 --> 00:06:39,139 ...when this horrible guy grabbed me in the parking lot. 86 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:43,680 So I did your SING self-defense, and he totally backed off. 87 00:06:43,853 --> 00:06:47,550 I've gone through some tough times lately, and you have no idea what it means... 88 00:06:47,723 --> 00:06:50,692 ...to feel like you can stand up for yourself again. 89 00:06:51,127 --> 00:06:55,461 I just wanted to say thank you and you look beautiful in your e--" 90 00:06:55,631 --> 00:06:57,690 -Evening gown? -Evening gown. 91 00:06:57,867 --> 00:07:00,859 -She liked it? -Lori, Newark. 92 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:05,038 Sir, you're reading my mail. That's a class-B misdemeanor. 93 00:07:06,209 --> 00:07:09,645 Hart, I've been getting five calls a day for you to be on talk shows. 94 00:07:09,812 --> 00:07:11,939 The Bureau's had some bad publicity lately... 95 00:07:12,115 --> 00:07:16,211 ...and the director thinks you could be the new face of the FBI. 96 00:07:18,921 --> 00:07:21,651 Sir, I'm just a field agent. 97 00:07:21,824 --> 00:07:25,851 Most field agents don't have the president calling them at home to congratulate them. 98 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:28,792 I can't believe I hung up on him. I thought it was Clonsky. 99 00:07:28,965 --> 00:07:33,265 This is important, Hart. Go home, have a nice dinner... 100 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:35,936 ...and think about it. 101 00:07:36,839 --> 00:07:38,466 Well... 102 00:07:38,641 --> 00:07:41,269 ...I could use a nice dinner, sir. 103 00:07:41,811 --> 00:07:43,210 I'll think about it. 104 00:08:30,526 --> 00:08:32,050 Hart. 105 00:08:32,795 --> 00:08:35,229 Well, hello, Agent Matthews. 106 00:08:35,398 --> 00:08:40,199 No, I'm just putting the finishing touches on your chicken potpie. Yeah. 107 00:08:40,369 --> 00:08:44,897 I think I'm gonna make some man very, very happy someday. 108 00:08:45,074 --> 00:08:46,905 Listen, I wanna ask you something. 109 00:08:47,076 --> 00:08:50,239 Do you know if the Poconos are in New York or Pennsylvania? 110 00:08:50,413 --> 00:08:53,507 Because I cannot seem to get a clear answer on this. 111 00:08:53,683 --> 00:08:56,151 Because I was thinking that maybe this weekend... 112 00:08:56,319 --> 00:09:01,018 ...we could take a little drive down there, do a little exploring, do-- 113 00:09:01,357 --> 00:09:03,052 Why, aren't--? 114 00:09:03,326 --> 00:09:07,729 Why do you wanna talk tomorrow? I mean, aren't you gonna be here in 1 0 minutes? 115 00:09:12,001 --> 00:09:16,335 Oh, well, I thought we were moving at kind of a normal speed. I-- 116 00:09:18,507 --> 00:09:22,341 Well, I don't need any more space. I mean-- 117 00:09:22,511 --> 00:09:26,572 You know, it's not like I expect us to get married or anything, but l-- 118 00:09:31,687 --> 00:09:34,520 Well, what is it? I mean, is it--? 119 00:09:35,758 --> 00:09:39,421 Is it the way I snort? I mean, because I don't have to snort. 120 00:09:39,595 --> 00:09:42,860 Or is it the--? Is it the sex? Because.... 121 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:49,126 You know, I could-- I could get a manual or something. 122 00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:58,210 Well, no. 123 00:09:59,815 --> 00:10:02,181 No, you don't have to explain. 124 00:10:05,221 --> 00:10:09,487 No. No, you know what? You know what? I have to-- I have to go. 125 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,654 Don't worry about dinner. I.... 126 00:10:13,829 --> 00:10:18,027 Mrs. Flammenbaum next door invited me to a surprise... 127 00:10:18,234 --> 00:10:20,964 ...keg party. You know what? I have to go. 128 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:23,967 Okay. 129 00:10:25,074 --> 00:10:26,507 Bye. 130 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:11,173 -This is where the health plan kicks in. -You ain't kidding. 131 00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:20,788 -Morning, sir. -Hey. 132 00:12:20,956 --> 00:12:23,720 I'd really like to talk to you for a minute, if I could. 133 00:12:23,893 --> 00:12:25,724 Hart, have you been crying? 134 00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:29,729 No. No. I don't cry. I don't even have tear ducts. 135 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:39,470 Sam Fuller. Transferred in from Chicago last week... 136 00:12:39,642 --> 00:12:42,270 ...because of anger-management problems. 137 00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:46,006 Really? She seems like such a people person. 138 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,416 I've been giving this a lot of thought... 139 00:12:49,585 --> 00:12:54,318 ...and given the fact that going out on ops has become problematic in light of... 140 00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:56,185 ...the bank thing.... 141 00:12:56,358 --> 00:13:00,954 Well, I have decided to become the new face of the FBI. 142 00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:03,860 I really wanna be there and support the Bureau... 143 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:08,265 ...and be a positive role model for women. I feel like this is a great ti-- 144 00:13:09,505 --> 00:13:11,905 Oh, yeah. No way you could've seen me standing there. 145 00:13:12,074 --> 00:13:13,302 -Sorry. -You were saying? 146 00:13:13,476 --> 00:13:15,501 Hey! Yo! 147 00:13:15,678 --> 00:13:19,273 -How about a real "sorry," huh? -Come again? 148 00:13:19,448 --> 00:13:21,245 -You heard me. -This is gonna be great. 149 00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:24,409 I said, how about a real "sorry"? 150 00:13:24,954 --> 00:13:27,889 You are about to feel some real pain if you don't back off. 151 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:31,584 Hey, you know what? Don't talk to me about pain, sister. I invented pain. 152 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,421 No, you didn't just call me sister. 153 00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:37,760 I don't recall seeing a little, skinny-ass white girl at the table growing up. 154 00:13:37,933 --> 00:13:40,959 Hey! First of all, thank you for calling me skinny. 155 00:13:41,136 --> 00:13:43,195 Second of all, what is your problem? 156 00:13:43,372 --> 00:13:45,806 And third of all, you better apologize to me or-- 157 00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:48,375 -Make me! -You know, I don't make trash. Come on! 158 00:13:51,013 --> 00:13:53,311 -Come on. -Knock it off, Fuller. Take a shower. 159 00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:55,450 That's right, take a shower. Walk away. 160 00:13:55,618 --> 00:13:57,950 -You lucky you still can walk! -You want more? 161 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,611 -Take a shower. Go on. -Come here. 162 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,957 That's right, go on. Keep walking. 163 00:14:05,494 --> 00:14:07,052 Hart. 164 00:14:08,464 --> 00:14:10,329 You were saying? 165 00:14:12,535 --> 00:14:16,062 Oh, a positive role model for women, sir. 166 00:14:17,873 --> 00:14:21,036 I want you to talk to someone before we schedule any appearances. 167 00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:23,735 Someone who can help with personal-presentation issues. 168 00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:26,746 Clothing, makeup, so forth. He comes very highly recommended. 169 00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:29,043 I just went through a makeover for the pageant. 170 00:14:29,218 --> 00:14:32,517 I'm still getting hairspray off my butt. 171 00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:37,989 What? It prevents the bathing suit from riding up. Thank you. 172 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,425 Sir, I just don't wanna become FBI Barbie again. 173 00:14:41,597 --> 00:14:42,825 What's your option? 174 00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:46,434 You can't go in the field without putting yourself and agents in jeopardy. 175 00:14:46,602 --> 00:14:49,537 -That part of your life is over. -Sir, it can't be. 176 00:14:49,705 --> 00:14:52,367 That's all that I know how to do. That's all that I have. 177 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:55,533 You gotta make a choice. Sit at a desk pushing papers... 178 00:14:55,711 --> 00:14:58,680 ...or be out there boosting the Bureau's image? 179 00:14:59,014 --> 00:15:02,609 Look, when you make up your mind, let me know. 180 00:15:03,218 --> 00:15:06,119 Rachel, did those transfer papers for Matthews come through? 181 00:15:06,288 --> 00:15:08,381 On your desk, sir. 182 00:15:09,024 --> 00:15:13,461 Sir, is Agent Matthews going someplace? 183 00:15:13,629 --> 00:15:15,290 Miami. 184 00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:21,267 He's gonna be assistant SAC. Going to the top, that boy. 185 00:15:24,807 --> 00:15:26,331 Sir. 186 00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:30,010 Sorry. 187 00:15:32,314 --> 00:15:35,078 You know, I'll meet whoever you want me to meet. 188 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,945 Good. 189 00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:53,294 Oh, I hope she's not a fatty. 190 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:56,461 Joel Myers, Gracie Hart. 191 00:15:56,939 --> 00:15:58,372 Oh, yes. 192 00:15:58,807 --> 00:16:01,207 Yes. 193 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,345 I can work with this. 194 00:16:03,512 --> 00:16:06,037 You will be my Mona Lisa, my Sistine Chapel. 195 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:09,582 -I will find the sculpture in the stone. -Slow down, da Vinci. 196 00:16:09,752 --> 00:16:11,549 How do you feel about a pushup bra? 197 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,951 How do you feel about a genital-shocking taser gun? 198 00:16:16,091 --> 00:16:17,991 I'm open to it. 199 00:16:19,261 --> 00:16:20,819 Okay. 200 00:16:20,996 --> 00:16:24,124 Are you open to new experiences, like becoming the face of the FBI? 201 00:16:24,299 --> 00:16:27,894 -I did the pageant, I can do this. -That was three days. This is your life. 202 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,935 That was teaching a dog a few new tricks. 203 00:16:30,105 --> 00:16:32,539 This is teaching a dog to become a butterfly. 204 00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:35,939 Not that you're a dog. They generally have smoother hair. 205 00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:41,313 Look, just-- You know, just tell me what you want me to do, and I'll do it. 206 00:16:41,984 --> 00:16:44,612 -Rule number one, no hitting. -What? 207 00:16:44,787 --> 00:16:49,349 The face of the FBI uses her words, not her fists or a chair. 208 00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:51,550 Rule number two, chew with your mouth closed. 209 00:16:51,794 --> 00:16:54,922 -You don't know how I eat. -You have ketchup stains all over you. 210 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,396 How did they get there if they didn't fall from an open orifice? 211 00:16:59,234 --> 00:17:02,465 I don't know. Maybe I walked under a ketchup tree. 212 00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:06,941 Rule number three, no snorting. 213 00:17:07,476 --> 00:17:09,842 Why don't you just take the list. 214 00:17:14,983 --> 00:17:19,943 And I truly believe you are capable of great class and style. 215 00:17:21,156 --> 00:17:27,391 And, may I say, I also recently went through a breakup. 216 00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:30,455 I didn't go through a breakup. 217 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,725 Puffy eyes, no sleep, irritable. 218 00:17:33,736 --> 00:17:36,364 And some of the other agents told me about it. 219 00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:40,304 But believe me, you do as I say, and you will make him regret it... 220 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:45,072 ...because people care about people who care about themselves. 221 00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:52,982 -So it's all in here? -No, it's all in here. 222 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:56,386 America wants a star. So you have to become a star. 223 00:17:56,558 --> 00:17:59,459 You have to dress and treat your friends like you're a star. 224 00:17:59,628 --> 00:18:02,028 You have to treat yourself like a star. Before you-- 225 00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:04,026 I know, I know. I'm a big star! 226 00:18:04,199 --> 00:18:07,657 Our next guest was the runner-up at last year's Miss United States pageant. 227 00:18:09,238 --> 00:18:11,297 We found out she was actually an FBI agent... 228 00:18:11,473 --> 00:18:13,839 ...on a mission to thwart an attack on the pageant. 229 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,874 You can read about it in her new book... 230 00:18:16,044 --> 00:18:18,535 ...From Misdemeanors to Miss Congeniality, 231 00:18:18,714 --> 00:18:21,581 Here's Agent Gracie Hart. 232 00:18:23,118 --> 00:18:24,983 -Hi, Gracie. -Regis. Good to see you. 233 00:18:25,154 --> 00:18:26,883 -Joy. -How are you? 234 00:18:27,055 --> 00:18:29,751 -What a great suit. -Thank you, and you look fabulous. 235 00:18:29,925 --> 00:18:33,725 -Thank you. -This is not how I picture an FBI agent. 236 00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:36,121 You don't look anything like J. Edgar Hoover. 237 00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:39,233 Oh, really? Because this is his dress. 238 00:18:41,336 --> 00:18:44,066 -Listen, I watched the pageant-- -I bet you did, Regis. 239 00:18:44,239 --> 00:18:46,400 Every year, actually. It's embarrassing. 240 00:18:46,575 --> 00:18:49,942 My favorite part was the women's self-defense thing, you know? 241 00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:51,579 Could you give us an encore? 242 00:18:51,747 --> 00:18:55,046 Actually, I don't do that anymore. I have someone who does it for me. 243 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:59,176 So, if I could, I'd like to bring out a little friend of mine, Agent Sam Fuller... 244 00:18:59,354 --> 00:19:01,948 ...who will be helping us with the demonstration. 245 00:19:02,491 --> 00:19:04,584 Here she is. 246 00:19:06,361 --> 00:19:09,194 So, Regis, if we could have you come over to the mat. 247 00:19:09,364 --> 00:19:10,922 Fuller. 248 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:14,632 Stand right here with Fuller in front of you. 249 00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:18,497 -All right, Regis, grab her. -She looks angry. 250 00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:22,440 -Do I have to grab her? -Go ahead. She has no place else to be. 251 00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:27,881 All right, ladies, if you'll please remember, the word is "SING." Solar plexus... 252 00:19:29,017 --> 00:19:30,382 ...instep... 253 00:19:30,552 --> 00:19:31,780 ...nose... 254 00:19:31,954 --> 00:19:34,980 -...and groin. -Not the groin! No! 255 00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:39,852 Very nice. Thank you, Agent Fuller. 256 00:19:40,028 --> 00:19:42,792 Come on, Regis, let's get you up. 257 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:50,500 Thanks, Gracie. And as a special treat for knocking my husband around... 258 00:19:50,672 --> 00:19:54,130 ...I have a little surprise for you. I think you know these people. 259 00:19:54,309 --> 00:20:00,805 Here's Cheryl Frazier, Miss United States, and Stan Fields, host of the pageant. 260 00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:05,948 It's you! 261 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,549 -I love your lipstick. -You do? Stila made it for me. 262 00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:12,956 -They named it after me. It's called Gracie. -That makes sense. 263 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,961 -You did something to your hair. -Just a couple of highlights. 264 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,792 -A couple? -Okay, okay... 265 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:21,424 ...Miss I'll-Never-Grow-My-Bangs-Out- Because-it�ll-Make-My-Face-Too-Long. 266 00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:24,400 I feel we should all be sitting under dryers. 267 00:20:24,573 --> 00:20:27,041 That's what happens when best friends get together. 268 00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:30,711 Wish we could have invited my best friend, Roger Coleman... 269 00:20:30,879 --> 00:20:33,814 ...but he got hit by a Goodwill truck last week. 270 00:20:34,349 --> 00:20:35,976 Really? 271 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:42,479 Don't we have a commercial coming up? Please. 272 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,089 -It's so good to see you. -It's so good to see you. I-- 273 00:20:46,261 --> 00:20:48,821 Gracie, I'm sorry to interrupt. We have another taping. 274 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:51,488 Oh, Cheryl, Joel Myers, my stylist. 275 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:55,660 Miss United States, such a joy to meet you. This is my hair assistant, Janine. 276 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,067 -A pleasure. -And on makeup and bass guitar, Pam. 277 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,970 -Your Majesty. -And you're having a bad crown day. 278 00:21:01,143 --> 00:21:03,441 Excuse me, private conversation in progress. 279 00:21:03,879 --> 00:21:06,074 -Tick tock. -Okay. 280 00:21:07,282 --> 00:21:09,045 I'm sorry I haven't called in a while. 281 00:21:09,217 --> 00:21:12,846 Don't apologize. We'll have plenty of time to talk once I'm de-queened. 282 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:17,685 -Oh, that sounds painful. -Oh, I really miss you. 283 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,827 -And Eric. -Oh, well... 284 00:21:19,995 --> 00:21:22,361 ...actually Eric and l aren't Eric and I anymore. 285 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:27,332 -What? Since when? -Oh, just 1 0 months. 286 00:21:27,502 --> 00:21:30,471 -Ten months? -Yeah, I didn't wanna bother you. 287 00:21:30,639 --> 00:21:34,507 You're busy, I'm busy. I didn't wanna call and say, "We broke up." It's no big deal. 288 00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:37,611 Miss Hart? My daughter would love your John Hancock. 289 00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:38,939 -What's her name? -Lauren. 290 00:21:39,114 --> 00:21:40,172 Lauren. 291 00:21:40,449 --> 00:21:42,349 So, what happened? 292 00:21:42,517 --> 00:21:46,681 Oh, I just had to end it because he was getting, you know, really clingy. 293 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:51,515 Yeah, but I'm fine. I'm good. I'm great. 294 00:21:51,693 --> 00:21:54,491 We need to get to Live at 5 for a wrestling demonstration... 295 00:21:54,663 --> 00:21:57,655 ...then there's a cocktail party at your publisher's apartment. 296 00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,767 I could go for a little tanning time. 297 00:21:59,935 --> 00:22:03,098 You're gonna go for a little unemployment time in about two seconds. 298 00:22:03,271 --> 00:22:05,796 Could you be a sweetheart and get me a Starbucks? 299 00:22:05,974 --> 00:22:08,704 I am dying for an iced Venti Caramel Macchiato. 300 00:22:08,877 --> 00:22:10,538 Get yourself a little something too. 301 00:22:12,147 --> 00:22:16,083 Let me tell you when I'm gonna get you an iced Venti Caramel Macchiato. 302 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:21,086 When they elect a black woman president of the Daughters of the American Revolution. 303 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:25,026 Okay. And if that happens, I'd also like one of those little muffins. 304 00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:28,028 Where would you like it? 305 00:22:28,663 --> 00:22:33,259 Fuller, I'm sensing a little subtle hostility, and I think we should talk about it. 306 00:22:33,869 --> 00:22:36,167 Fuller, you shouldn't keep things bottled up. 307 00:22:36,338 --> 00:22:40,775 -Fuller! What is your problem? -The problem is, I don't like you. 308 00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:44,139 Why don't you quit. I let you have this job as a favor to McDonald... 309 00:22:44,312 --> 00:22:47,372 ...because no one outside of the canine unit would work with you... 310 00:22:47,549 --> 00:22:51,110 -...because of your little attitude problem. -You know what? I'm out of here. 311 00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:53,846 Wait. Are you still going to Starbucks? 312 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,561 Go! 313 00:23:16,878 --> 00:23:20,609 No one beats my little bro! Let's go, let's go, pay up. 314 00:23:20,782 --> 00:23:22,977 Come on, pay up. Come on, who's next? 315 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:27,182 Let's get the bets on the table because-- 316 00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:31,952 -Yeah? -Is he there? 317 00:23:33,962 --> 00:23:36,522 -Yeah, he's here. -Well, has he got my money? 318 00:23:36,898 --> 00:23:38,559 Hold on, I'll ask. 319 00:23:41,436 --> 00:23:46,237 Excuse me, Highlander, you owe Mr. Grant 500 bucks. You got it? 320 00:23:46,408 --> 00:23:48,171 Get lost. 321 00:23:48,877 --> 00:23:51,277 He says he doesn't have it, Mr. Grant. 322 00:23:53,548 --> 00:23:55,675 Okay! Okay! 323 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,217 He seems to have discovered some cash, Mr. Grant. 324 00:23:58,386 --> 00:24:01,583 Good. All right, I got another one for you boys. 325 00:24:01,923 --> 00:24:04,187 Who's the mark? 326 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,589 This is gonna be one for your scrapbook. 327 00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:12,361 -Thank you very much. Your name, please? -Octavia. 328 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,662 I was wondering if you could tell me what skin-care regimen you use. 329 00:24:15,837 --> 00:24:18,067 Well, I like to catch as many felons as possible. 330 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:22,939 It really gets the heart pumping, and the increased circulation helps my complexion. 331 00:24:23,111 --> 00:24:25,272 -There you go. Thank you very much. -Thank you. 332 00:24:25,447 --> 00:24:27,039 -Hey. -Hey. Your name, please? 333 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:29,615 -Priscilla. -Priscilla. 334 00:24:29,784 --> 00:24:31,479 I have to do a book report. 335 00:24:31,653 --> 00:24:34,622 And I wanna do it on your book because I wanna be an agent too. 336 00:24:34,789 --> 00:24:37,690 Oh, well, good for you. Thank you, Priscilla. 337 00:24:37,859 --> 00:24:39,952 -Hi. Your name is? -Angela. 338 00:24:40,128 --> 00:24:43,757 The other kids are doing their report on Beyonc� or Britney... 339 00:24:43,932 --> 00:24:47,868 ...but if you come to my school and talk, they'd see why being an agent is so cool... 340 00:24:48,036 --> 00:24:50,630 -...and stop getting on me. -I would really love to... 341 00:24:50,805 --> 00:24:53,706 ...but as you can see, the agency's got me pretty busy. 342 00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:55,103 There you go. Thank you. 343 00:24:55,277 --> 00:24:59,475 What you could do is pull your hair up once in a while. It would open up your face... 344 00:24:59,648 --> 00:25:04,085 ...because remember, people care about people who care about themselves. 345 00:25:04,719 --> 00:25:06,414 -Okay. -Hi. Your name is? 346 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:07,816 -Jason. -Jason. 347 00:25:07,989 --> 00:25:12,585 If you change your mind, it's P.S. 31, Priscilla, Miss Gordan's class. 348 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:14,991 Got it. Thank you very much. Your name, please? 349 00:25:15,163 --> 00:25:16,562 -James. -Wait! 350 00:25:16,731 --> 00:25:18,528 You're not writing it down! 351 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,533 Bureau training. I can retain enormous amounts of information. 352 00:25:21,703 --> 00:25:25,639 P.S. 31, Priscilla, Miss Gordan's class. See? 353 00:25:26,675 --> 00:25:30,008 And don't forget the hair tip. Try some bows. 354 00:25:33,715 --> 00:25:35,945 -There you go. Thank you. -Nice to meet you. 355 00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:39,211 And sorry to hear what happened to Miss United States. 356 00:25:42,490 --> 00:25:44,151 What happened? 357 00:25:44,326 --> 00:25:48,262 Cheryl Frazier was last seen outside this Las Vegas senior-citizen home,,, 358 00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:51,297 ,,,accompanied by longtime pageant host, Stan Fields, 359 00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:54,128 The two were walking to a limo after a goodwill mission,,, 360 00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:55,894 ,,,visiting the residents here, 361 00:25:56,071 --> 00:26:00,201 Apparently, Miss United States and emcee Fields were forced into a truck,,,, 362 00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:03,173 Are they hurt? Are they alive? What demands have been made? 363 00:26:03,345 --> 00:26:06,280 That' s all we know. You'll find out more when you get to Vegas. 364 00:26:06,448 --> 00:26:08,814 The director wants you to handle publicity on this. 365 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,111 Public sees you on TV, they'll feel reassured. 366 00:26:11,286 --> 00:26:13,049 Absolutely, whatever I can do to help. 367 00:26:13,221 --> 00:26:16,315 Get your beauty team assembled immediately. The jet leaves at 0800. 368 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:19,892 I want you to have a bodyguard out of New York. They're strapped in Vegas. 369 00:26:20,061 --> 00:26:22,757 -Sir, why do I need a bodyguard? -Crowd control. 370 00:26:22,931 --> 00:26:25,695 You're gonna be the hottest celebrity in Vegas. 371 00:26:25,867 --> 00:26:29,997 -Assuming Wayne Newton isn't in town. -Oh, of course, sir. "Danke Schoen." 372 00:26:35,577 --> 00:26:39,069 Fuller! I want you on a plane to Vegas with Hart. 373 00:26:39,247 --> 00:26:42,114 She's gonna do publicity on the Cheryl Frazier kidnapping. 374 00:26:42,651 --> 00:26:44,084 Not going. 375 00:26:46,454 --> 00:26:49,617 -Did you just refuse an order? -I can't take her, sir. 376 00:26:49,791 --> 00:26:52,123 I'll kill her. And I'll enjoy it. 377 00:26:52,294 --> 00:26:54,990 Fuller, you are this close to being gone. 378 00:26:55,230 --> 00:26:57,994 Nobody wants to work with you in Chicago or here. 379 00:26:58,166 --> 00:27:00,191 That's fine by me. I like to work alone. 380 00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:04,600 Then become a lighthouse keeper. This is the FBI. We like partners. 381 00:27:04,773 --> 00:27:07,071 She's a pain in the ass. She's conceited and-- 382 00:27:07,242 --> 00:27:11,679 Keep people off her. Keep her safe. You be a good bodyguard, I'll find you a partner. 383 00:27:11,846 --> 00:27:15,907 You blow this, you're gone. Period. 384 00:27:16,484 --> 00:27:19,078 And by the way, I loved you both on Regis. 385 00:27:46,715 --> 00:27:47,943 -Grant. -Boys. 386 00:27:48,116 --> 00:27:49,344 Mr. Grant. 387 00:27:49,517 --> 00:27:51,178 Let's see what you got for me. 388 00:27:51,353 --> 00:27:55,380 -Stan Fields and-- -Miss United States. 389 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:59,223 You know what the pageant will pay to get her back? Millions. 390 00:27:59,394 --> 00:28:02,625 -So you're saying we hold her for ransom? -No. 391 00:28:02,797 --> 00:28:05,891 I hold her for ransom, and you get a taste. 392 00:28:06,067 --> 00:28:08,194 Bring her to my car. 393 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,400 I'm a little bit hungry. 394 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:16,005 Hey! We grabbed her. 395 00:28:16,177 --> 00:28:19,613 Moron, you can't handle this job. The feds will come right down on you. 396 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:24,411 Don't call me a moron. I got a BA in Fine Arts, and my brother.... 397 00:28:25,253 --> 00:28:28,086 -Don't call me a moron. -You were unemployed when I found you. 398 00:28:28,256 --> 00:28:30,622 You couldn't keep a job on the show in the Strip. 399 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,317 I made that show! It was my concept. 400 00:28:33,495 --> 00:28:37,295 Then suddenly they change it and tell me and Lou we're not up to their standards. 401 00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:38,693 You work for me now. 402 00:28:41,035 --> 00:28:42,832 -Lou. -I'm there. 403 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,708 Bring me back up! 404 00:28:58,019 --> 00:29:03,286 She's yours! She's all yours! Let me up! Let me up. 405 00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:07,253 Just let me up. Oh, God, let me up. 406 00:29:08,363 --> 00:29:10,888 Next time, he lets go. 407 00:29:11,733 --> 00:29:13,394 You guys are crazy! 408 00:29:20,575 --> 00:29:22,133 Now what? 409 00:29:22,310 --> 00:29:25,302 Now we do exactly what he said. We ransom her. 410 00:29:42,330 --> 00:29:44,696 Please be careful. My guns are in that Fendi. 411 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,894 Thank you. Thank you. 412 00:29:57,645 --> 00:30:00,409 Please tell me you have tickets to see Cirque du Soleil. 413 00:30:01,349 --> 00:30:03,715 -I'm your bodyguard. -What? 414 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:07,582 McDonald thinks we have a bond because of our performance on Regis... 415 00:30:07,755 --> 00:30:11,555 ...and TRL, Oprah, the Food Network. 416 00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:16,595 Oh, hey, hey, we got some great recipes from that one. The lemon chicken? Tangy. 417 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:22,465 Now, look, like all great teams, Hope and Crosby, Fred and Ginger... 418 00:30:22,637 --> 00:30:24,229 ...Outkast... 419 00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:26,202 ...the end must come... 420 00:30:26,374 --> 00:30:28,569 ...so bye-bye. 421 00:30:31,813 --> 00:30:36,409 Let me make this simple for you, Hart. McDonald gave me a mission... 422 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:41,378 ...so that plane does not take off unless we're both on it. Got it? 423 00:30:42,757 --> 00:30:44,657 You might consider a Tic Tac. 424 00:31:21,663 --> 00:31:23,130 Please... 425 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:26,096 ...we're trying to cooperate. 426 00:31:26,267 --> 00:31:29,065 -Shut your mouth. -You can't talk to her like that. 427 00:31:29,237 --> 00:31:31,933 -You trying to tell me what to do? -No, I'm just the emcee. 428 00:31:32,106 --> 00:31:35,769 I've heard you sing. Lucky I don't shoot you now. 429 00:31:35,944 --> 00:31:38,344 Okay, let's line this up. 430 00:31:41,683 --> 00:31:44,550 -And.... -I don't have my crown. 431 00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:47,416 -Who cares? -I care. 432 00:31:47,589 --> 00:31:48,886 -Fine. -Thousands of women... 433 00:31:49,057 --> 00:31:51,321 -...all across America care. -Give her the crown. 434 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:55,929 When in public, Miss United States always proudly wears her crown. 435 00:31:56,097 --> 00:31:57,826 Okay? 436 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,528 All right, let's go again. 437 00:32:00,935 --> 00:32:05,372 One, two, action. 438 00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:08,509 We've been kidnapped, and there's two men here... 439 00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:12,009 ...who say they're gonna kill us by Friday at midnight. 440 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,307 But I don't want anyone to pay them any money. 441 00:32:14,482 --> 00:32:17,417 -Cut! -That would be giving in to terrorism... 442 00:32:17,585 --> 00:32:19,416 ...and I'm Miss United States... 443 00:32:19,587 --> 00:32:22,886 -Cut! -...and I stand for fairness and decency... 444 00:32:23,057 --> 00:32:24,888 ...and the American way! 445 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:28,825 I said, cut! 446 00:32:32,233 --> 00:32:34,701 I'd be happy to say it if you'd like. 447 00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:36,928 I've done quite a bit of theater. 448 00:32:37,105 --> 00:32:41,201 I played lago in Twelfth Night. 449 00:33:26,821 --> 00:33:29,153 Put two more choppers up. 450 00:33:29,724 --> 00:33:31,055 Sir. 451 00:33:35,897 --> 00:33:38,559 -Gracie Hart. -Yes. 452 00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:41,563 -I'm Walter Collins. -Sir. 453 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,264 I feel as though I'm in the presence of royalty. 454 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,930 Oh, no, sir, I'm not queen, just runner-up. 455 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:50,343 I would like to present to you Agent Sam Fuller. 456 00:33:50,812 --> 00:33:52,211 -Fuller. -Sir. 457 00:33:52,380 --> 00:33:57,215 -Joel Myers, Janine and Pam. -Joel, Janine, Pam. 458 00:33:57,385 --> 00:34:01,185 Why don't we get you to the hotel while I give the agents a debriefing. 459 00:34:01,556 --> 00:34:05,287 Oh, that's too bad. It's been months since I've had a good debriefing. 460 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:08,759 Although, I'm really more of a boxers man. 461 00:34:14,769 --> 00:34:17,135 Okay, wrong audience. 462 00:34:22,777 --> 00:34:25,974 Agent Hart, Agent Fuller, this is Agent Foreman. He's your liaison. 463 00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:28,138 -You need anything, Jeff is your boy. -Good. 464 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:29,749 Welcome to Las Vegas 465 00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:33,751 When my girlfriend found out that I would be working with you, she almost died. 466 00:34:33,921 --> 00:34:35,445 Yeah, she's an agent too. 467 00:34:35,623 --> 00:34:38,217 She actually thought that I was gonna fall for you. 468 00:34:38,392 --> 00:34:43,125 -I told her-- I said, "Janet, there's no way--" -Foreman, we talked about this. 469 00:34:43,297 --> 00:34:48,530 Sorry, sir. Anyway, you're obviously too old for me, so.... 470 00:34:49,036 --> 00:34:52,733 Oh, good, well, that's a load off. 471 00:34:54,242 --> 00:34:58,008 Frazier and Fields make an appearance at a senior center for a program... 472 00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:02,775 ...where the elderly spend time with kids. Mr. Fields' mother is there. 473 00:35:02,950 --> 00:35:04,508 I think what you're doing here,,, 474 00:35:04,685 --> 00:35:08,815 ,,,shows that different generations have so much to learn from each other, 475 00:35:08,990 --> 00:35:12,756 I mean, I know I learned a lot from my grandmother,,, 476 00:35:12,927 --> 00:35:15,919 ,,,specifically, how to kill a chicken, 477 00:35:16,097 --> 00:35:20,090 And even though it wasn't something I enjoyed doing,,, 478 00:35:20,268 --> 00:35:23,203 ,,,I'll never forget the sound of their death squawks, 479 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:27,603 But if I had to kill a chicken, I'd know how, 480 00:35:27,975 --> 00:35:29,408 They finish their appearance. 481 00:35:29,577 --> 00:35:32,205 Head for the limo, where they're attacked and kidnapped. 482 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,644 We got this video from a surveillance camera. 483 00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:40,384 All we have is two hooded figures, the make of the truck and a fake license plate. 484 00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:45,219 We talked to the limo driver, but he says he didn't see anything. And that's it. 485 00:35:45,493 --> 00:35:48,018 These are your briefing folders. 486 00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:53,090 Hart, you have a press conference at your hotel at 0900 tomorrow morning. 487 00:35:53,267 --> 00:35:55,235 -Call me if there's any questions. -Sir? 488 00:35:56,470 --> 00:35:59,928 -We have to find her. -I'll find her. 489 00:36:14,689 --> 00:36:16,418 I know we're on a tight schedule... 490 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:20,425 ...but if you guys wanna see any shows, just let me know. Janet can get us tickets. 491 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:23,155 I don't know how she does it, but she does it. 492 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:28,194 She's really great. Expert marksman. She bakes. 493 00:36:28,369 --> 00:36:32,271 Oh, almost forgot. Here are your coded ID cards. 494 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,672 You're gonna need these to get into the Bureau. And here are your earpieces. 495 00:36:36,844 --> 00:36:38,402 We're-- Thanks. 496 00:36:38,579 --> 00:36:42,106 We're gonna be on frequency 1145. 497 00:36:43,084 --> 00:36:46,053 Sorry, that is not FBI issue. 498 00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:48,950 That's a sweater that I bought for Janet for her birthday. 499 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:53,787 And that's the hat that goes with it. Argyle. She's Scottish. 500 00:36:54,161 --> 00:36:56,459 Janet McCarren. 501 00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:59,259 Look, I'm sorry. I'm just really in love. 502 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,769 Where's the best place for me to throw up? 503 00:37:03,037 --> 00:37:04,766 Well, I am thrilled for you, Jeff. 504 00:37:05,606 --> 00:37:09,838 Because, unlike Agent Fuller, l, too, am carbon-based. 505 00:37:24,292 --> 00:37:25,782 The Venetian Hotel. 506 00:37:32,266 --> 00:37:34,166 Miss Hart! 507 00:37:36,637 --> 00:37:40,869 What a fantastic pleasure. I am Roberto Fenice, manager of the Venetian Hotel. 508 00:37:41,042 --> 00:37:44,739 -Oh, hello. -Your wish is my command. 509 00:37:44,912 --> 00:37:48,541 Oh, well, I wish you wouldn't kiss my watch. It's not water-resistant. 510 00:37:48,716 --> 00:37:51,913 Although it's more action than I've had in months, so go ahead. 511 00:37:52,086 --> 00:37:54,987 -Miss Hart, you are delicious. -Mr. Fenice. 512 00:37:55,156 --> 00:37:57,647 Hi, I'm Agent Foreman. This is Agent Sam Fuller. 513 00:37:57,825 --> 00:38:02,159 -Oh, my gosh! It's Gracie Hart! -You're kidding! 514 00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:03,661 -Where? -Right there! 515 00:38:03,831 --> 00:38:05,423 Gracie! 516 00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:07,567 Gracie! Hey! Grac-- 517 00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,191 Fuller! 518 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:11,929 -Oh, my! -Fuller! 519 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,269 All right, down! Down! 520 00:38:14,442 --> 00:38:16,535 Too much, too much, too much. Fuller, Fuller. 521 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:21,614 Fuller, I don't think you fully understand the concept of "too much"! 522 00:38:21,782 --> 00:38:25,411 Hey, McDonald told me to keep people off you. 523 00:38:25,586 --> 00:38:30,182 And I don't think grandpa's coming back. At least, not under his own power. 524 00:38:34,462 --> 00:38:37,488 Maybe we should've stayed at Treasure Island, huh? 525 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,293 -You don't see that in Jersey. -It's the best. 526 00:38:41,469 --> 00:38:44,529 A ships sinks, and there's all these scantily clad sailors around. 527 00:38:44,705 --> 00:38:48,266 -Makes me wanna join the Navy. -Yeah, you are just what they're looking for. 528 00:38:48,442 --> 00:38:51,309 Hey, Hart, you sure this suite is big enough for you? 529 00:38:51,479 --> 00:38:54,471 I can fit my entire room inside your steam shower. 530 00:38:54,648 --> 00:38:56,548 Feel free to move in there. 531 00:38:56,717 --> 00:38:59,948 Yeah, right. Right, let's go over this schedule for tomorrow. 532 00:39:00,121 --> 00:39:01,679 -Gracie? -Yes. 533 00:39:01,856 --> 00:39:04,757 Gracie, there's something about Cheryl on the TV. 534 00:39:07,628 --> 00:39:10,529 We just received what appears to be a ransom video,,, 535 00:39:10,698 --> 00:39:14,862 ,,,which was e-mailed to our studios a few hours ago from an anonymous source, 536 00:39:15,036 --> 00:39:18,130 It was sent from an unknown location, 537 00:39:18,305 --> 00:39:21,900 We've been kidnapped, And there 's two men here,,, 538 00:39:22,076 --> 00:39:26,308 ,,, who say they're going to kill us by Friday at midnight,,, 539 00:39:26,714 --> 00:39:31,083 ,,,unless they're paid $5 million by the pageant, 540 00:39:31,886 --> 00:39:36,550 Once again, that's $5 million by Friday at midnight, 541 00:39:36,724 --> 00:39:39,887 I can't just sit here. I have to do something. I should just see-- 542 00:39:40,061 --> 00:39:42,757 You should do exactly what you came here to do, Hart. 543 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:46,232 Press conference at 9. 544 00:40:41,722 --> 00:40:43,314 Limos. 545 00:40:43,724 --> 00:40:46,488 Limos, limos, limos. 546 00:41:06,747 --> 00:41:10,615 -Call for you, sir. Line two. -Thank you. 547 00:41:13,687 --> 00:41:17,316 -Collins. -Yes, sir, hi, this is Gracie Hart. 548 00:41:17,491 --> 00:41:20,426 I was looking at the visuals, and I noticed that the limousine-- 549 00:41:20,594 --> 00:41:23,085 -We talked to the limo driver. -I realize that, but-- 550 00:41:23,264 --> 00:41:25,732 -We've got something on aerial. -Don't worry about it. 551 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,891 Get some rest. Have a nice press conference. 552 00:41:30,104 --> 00:41:31,571 Okay. 553 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,471 Thank you, Janet. 554 00:41:38,479 --> 00:41:40,947 Yeah, hi, is this Desert Limo Service? 555 00:41:41,115 --> 00:41:43,743 Yeah, I'm trying to locate one of your drivers. 556 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,749 A Mr. Tom Abernathy. 557 00:42:08,075 --> 00:42:12,239 Hi, is Gracie Hart there, please? I have FBI Director Wilson on the line. 558 00:42:12,413 --> 00:42:14,313 We need to speak with her ASAP, please. 559 00:42:15,282 --> 00:42:19,082 Is Gracie Hart here? Gracie Hart? 560 00:42:19,253 --> 00:42:23,383 -Is somebody calling for Gracie Hart? -Yes, ma'am. 561 00:42:23,557 --> 00:42:25,718 I'm Gracie Hart. 562 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,155 -I recognize her! Gracie Hart's here! -Yes? 563 00:42:28,329 --> 00:42:33,528 -It's FBI Director Wilson, ASAP. ASAP. -Director Wilson. Thank you. Hart here. 564 00:42:34,101 --> 00:42:36,433 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 565 00:42:37,371 --> 00:42:39,100 Yes, sir. I'm on it. 566 00:42:39,373 --> 00:42:42,240 Thank you very much. Okay, sir, bye-bye. 567 00:42:42,409 --> 00:42:44,604 -Would you please sign this? -Oh, sure, l-- 568 00:42:44,778 --> 00:42:46,803 My mom loves you. 569 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:49,973 -And she does not love easily. -I love you too, Gracie. 570 00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:52,084 -You're fabulous. -You've got such great-- 571 00:42:52,253 --> 00:42:55,745 Thank you, guys, so much for your support. 572 00:42:55,923 --> 00:43:00,622 I'm here on business to talk to this man about the Miss United States kidnapping. 573 00:43:00,794 --> 00:43:02,318 -Mr. Abernathy? -Yeah? 574 00:43:02,496 --> 00:43:04,327 What did you do? 575 00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:08,525 He was driving the limousine that Cheryl Frazier and Stan Fields were in... 576 00:43:08,702 --> 00:43:10,192 ...the day they were kidnapped. 577 00:43:10,371 --> 00:43:13,966 I wanted to know why you parked so far away from the entrance of the home. 578 00:43:14,141 --> 00:43:16,166 Yeah, why would you do that? Why? 579 00:43:16,343 --> 00:43:19,141 So if I could show you something.... 580 00:43:19,313 --> 00:43:25,081 Well, it's not these. It's not my badge. Well, what do you--? 581 00:43:25,819 --> 00:43:28,481 It's my deployment schedule... 582 00:43:28,656 --> 00:43:33,184 ...and if you can look where it says "tomorrow's events." 583 00:43:33,627 --> 00:43:37,119 -Yeah, go ahead, read aloud. -"Nine a.m. press conference... 584 00:43:37,298 --> 00:43:41,496 -...at the Venetian"? -Speak up, we cannot hear you! 585 00:43:41,669 --> 00:43:44,331 He said, "9 a.m. press conference at the Venetian"... 586 00:43:44,505 --> 00:43:47,030 ...where I will be in front of channels two, four-- 587 00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:49,107 I mean, well, everybody's invited. 588 00:43:49,276 --> 00:43:52,768 And I will probably have to say that Tom Abernathy is a suspect. 589 00:43:52,946 --> 00:43:55,141 Why are you doing this to me? 590 00:43:55,316 --> 00:43:57,216 Because I wanna find my friends. 591 00:43:57,518 --> 00:44:00,612 And because you are sweating in all three stress spots... 592 00:44:00,788 --> 00:44:05,748 ...that people routinely start sweating in before they undergo public humiliation. 593 00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:08,091 I had it on Letterman. 594 00:44:09,129 --> 00:44:11,597 Okay, everybody, I would love to stay and chat... 595 00:44:11,765 --> 00:44:14,791 ...but I have to go pick out my outfit for the press conference. 596 00:44:14,968 --> 00:44:17,368 -Oh, what time was that again? -Nine! 597 00:44:17,538 --> 00:44:20,871 Thank you. Watch the news, I'll do a little shout out. 598 00:44:21,041 --> 00:44:22,474 Thanks, Gracie. 599 00:44:22,643 --> 00:44:27,410 Hey! Hey! Hold up! Hold up. Wait. 600 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:33,952 Okay. Somebody came up to me the day before. 601 00:44:34,121 --> 00:44:38,455 She offers me 200 bucks if I will park far away from the entrance at the home... 602 00:44:38,625 --> 00:44:42,891 -...and that's it. That's all I know, I swear. -She? What did she look like? 603 00:44:48,702 --> 00:44:51,671 -Oh, Miss Hart, would you mind? -Oh, I'm actually in a hurry. 604 00:44:51,839 --> 00:44:54,501 -Is it true you're seeing Prince William? -Oh, I'm-- 605 00:44:54,675 --> 00:44:58,577 No, we were just talking at a book party. He's in love with me, but I hate castles. 606 00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:03,573 -Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hey. -Let me explain something to you. 607 00:45:03,751 --> 00:45:07,084 You didn't do what was on the schedule, and I'm a schedule-type person. 608 00:45:07,254 --> 00:45:09,119 You missed the press conference. 609 00:45:09,289 --> 00:45:12,258 I went to the Bureau because I got a tip from the limo driver... 610 00:45:12,426 --> 00:45:15,020 ...who said that somebody who looked like Dolly Parton... 611 00:45:15,195 --> 00:45:17,595 ...paid him not to park in front of the senior home. 612 00:45:17,765 --> 00:45:19,665 -Did you hear what you just said? -Yeah. 613 00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:22,165 And why did you go out without clearing it with me? 614 00:45:22,336 --> 00:45:24,930 Clearing it with you? 615 00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:27,239 Hey, I'll bet no one's had breakfast-- 616 00:45:27,408 --> 00:45:30,707 I'm sorry, but I don't work for you. Okay? You work for me, so-- 617 00:45:30,878 --> 00:45:35,008 -No, you didn't just say I work for you. -You work for me. 618 00:45:35,649 --> 00:45:37,173 -You work for me. -Shut up. 619 00:45:37,351 --> 00:45:38,682 -You work for me. -Shut up. 620 00:45:38,852 --> 00:45:41,616 Fuller, I don't have the time for this, okay? 621 00:45:41,789 --> 00:45:43,882 Listen, why don't we just get something-- 622 00:45:44,057 --> 00:45:46,821 Okay, look. I am the face of the Bureau. 623 00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:51,556 You are here to help me be the face of the Bureau, which means that you work for me. 624 00:45:51,732 --> 00:45:52,960 It's no big-- 625 00:45:55,969 --> 00:46:00,565 Look, Hart, I am your bodyguard. That means I need a body to guard! 626 00:46:00,974 --> 00:46:05,502 You hit me, which means I could bring you up on charges. 627 00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:09,809 If I could just bring myself up right now. 628 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:14,414 Okay, look, I don't work for you. You don't work for me. 629 00:46:14,588 --> 00:46:19,719 We're a team. Get it? As in "l will kick your sorry ass if you don't listen to me" team. 630 00:46:19,893 --> 00:46:22,157 If you remember correctly, it was "skinny ass." 631 00:46:22,329 --> 00:46:25,594 And, second of all, what is your problem, Fuller? 632 00:46:25,933 --> 00:46:30,563 Do you honestly feel it's okay to go around harassing people and bashing their faces in? 633 00:46:30,737 --> 00:46:33,331 Guess what. You will never make it in this Bureau... 634 00:46:33,507 --> 00:46:36,533 ...if you don't start using your head. You just use-- 635 00:46:37,678 --> 00:46:39,942 What, you start listening to me now? 636 00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:44,776 Stop it! Stop! Stop! 637 00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:46,613 All right. 638 00:46:46,787 --> 00:46:52,419 Fuller, violence is not the answer to our problems, all right? It's not. 639 00:46:52,593 --> 00:46:55,653 And I'm not just saying that because I'm "scared" of you. Okay? 640 00:46:55,829 --> 00:46:58,389 Because I'm-- What is that?! 641 00:47:03,136 --> 00:47:06,537 I am calling McDonald. Where's Joel? I can't go into public like this. 642 00:47:06,707 --> 00:47:08,402 Hey, how are you? Joel! 643 00:47:08,575 --> 00:47:11,135 -Hello. -You knocked my highlights off. 644 00:47:11,311 --> 00:47:12,710 -What happened? -Look! 645 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,905 -This will take an hour. -Tell me about it. 646 00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:16,344 -Misting. -Ladies. 647 00:47:16,517 --> 00:47:20,146 I really think we should call the networks and set up another press conference. 648 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,845 You know what? You're absolutely right. Okay. 649 00:47:23,023 --> 00:47:27,585 I'm gonna go back up to the room. I'm gonna get a little spritz, a little refresh-- 650 00:47:31,131 --> 00:47:35,158 It's her. It's her. Hold this. 651 00:47:36,136 --> 00:47:39,264 -We are not questioning Dolly. -It's not the real Dolly, so relax. 652 00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:41,600 I know it's not. Stay away from her. 653 00:47:41,775 --> 00:47:43,743 Okay, I'm an adult. I can act as I please. 654 00:47:43,911 --> 00:47:46,744 -You leave Dolly alone! -Get your hands off me! 655 00:47:46,914 --> 00:47:51,146 Thank you very much. Excuse me, fake Dolly! 656 00:47:51,318 --> 00:47:53,411 Hi. Hello. FBI here. 657 00:47:53,587 --> 00:47:57,250 Yeah, I just would love to have a few words with you if I could. 658 00:47:57,424 --> 00:47:59,016 -Hi, how are you? -How you doing? 659 00:47:59,192 --> 00:48:03,492 Yeah, thank you for your support. Yeah. Get off me, you stalker! Get off me! 660 00:48:04,164 --> 00:48:05,597 Fake Dolly! 661 00:48:05,766 --> 00:48:07,427 Where are you going? 662 00:48:10,003 --> 00:48:11,231 Hart! 663 00:48:13,373 --> 00:48:14,670 -Fake Dolly! -Gracie! 664 00:48:14,841 --> 00:48:16,172 -Stop! -Hart, stop! 665 00:48:17,644 --> 00:48:19,009 Dolly Parton! 666 00:48:19,179 --> 00:48:22,979 What is it about this outfit that is making everyone so uncooperative? 667 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:24,447 Gracie Hart! 668 00:48:28,188 --> 00:48:31,351 Blondie! No pictures. Hold on. 669 00:48:31,525 --> 00:48:32,890 Excuse me. I need for you to-- 670 00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:36,990 -Open! Just-- -Watch it! 671 00:48:37,698 --> 00:48:40,565 -Someone stop that fake Dolly! -Hart, stop! 672 00:48:42,569 --> 00:48:43,866 Stop her! 673 00:48:44,304 --> 00:48:45,532 Excuse me. Excuse me. 674 00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:52,403 Please don't make me do something that's not ladylike. 675 00:48:58,151 --> 00:49:00,984 Okay, FBI. I have just a few questions for you. 676 00:49:01,154 --> 00:49:04,715 Me first! What is the matter with you? 677 00:49:04,891 --> 00:49:06,825 Miss Hart! What are you doing? 678 00:49:06,994 --> 00:49:10,395 Miss Parton is here for a press conference to announce her new world tour. 679 00:49:10,564 --> 00:49:13,192 There is no world tour, and this is not Dolly Parton. 680 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:16,200 Okay, look. Look, these are absolutely-- 681 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:19,806 What are you--? What is she doing? That hurts! 682 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:24,274 -Why did you run? -Some crazy woman was chasing me! 683 00:49:25,012 --> 00:49:29,039 Excuse me, excuse me. Miss Parton, " Here You Come Again" was my wedding song. 684 00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:31,776 -I just love you. -Honey, let's leave Miss Parton alone. 685 00:49:31,952 --> 00:49:34,750 I love that song too. That was an amazing song! 686 00:49:34,921 --> 00:49:37,048 Why are you on top of me? 687 00:49:38,558 --> 00:49:41,186 I'm just a big fan. 688 00:49:41,928 --> 00:49:44,123 It's also on CNN... 689 00:49:44,297 --> 00:49:46,697 ...MSNBC... 690 00:49:47,034 --> 00:49:49,161 ...and Al Jazeera. 691 00:49:49,336 --> 00:49:53,397 -I was trying to question her regarding-- -You really think you're something special. 692 00:49:53,573 --> 00:49:56,406 I have got 75 people working on this case day and night... 693 00:49:56,576 --> 00:49:59,477 -...and they don't stack up to you, do they? -The limo driver-- 694 00:49:59,646 --> 00:50:02,740 I want you off this case. 695 00:50:03,116 --> 00:50:08,554 Well, I am sorry, sir, but you don't have the authority to kick me off this case. 696 00:50:10,390 --> 00:50:14,850 I could call the director, who happens to be a close, personal friend. 697 00:50:15,028 --> 00:50:20,762 Or I could even call the president, who invited me to dinner at his house. 698 00:50:21,134 --> 00:50:25,969 And I think we know which house I'm talking about, don't we? It's white. 699 00:50:26,139 --> 00:50:27,697 Actually, it's eggshell, if you-- 700 00:50:27,874 --> 00:50:32,334 I am the SAC in Las Vegas. I have authority over my territory. 701 00:50:32,512 --> 00:50:35,413 And when the director sees you on national television... 702 00:50:35,582 --> 00:50:39,416 ...nose-tackling his favorite country-western singer, he will back me up. 703 00:50:39,753 --> 00:50:43,189 Now, I want the two of you on a jet back to New York today. 704 00:50:43,356 --> 00:50:46,951 Do you think you can handle that tiny, little task, Foreman? 705 00:50:47,260 --> 00:50:48,488 Of course, sir. 706 00:50:53,867 --> 00:50:56,893 Okay. I got you the last three seats on the flight. 707 00:50:57,070 --> 00:50:59,470 Janine, Pam, you have to take the next one. Sorry. 708 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,707 -Because we're just hair and makeup? -We could go to the bar. 709 00:51:02,876 --> 00:51:05,344 For five hours? 710 00:51:05,512 --> 00:51:07,002 Okay. 711 00:51:12,786 --> 00:51:15,277 The director's gonna call me back any minute. 712 00:51:15,455 --> 00:51:16,786 Good. And when he does... 713 00:51:16,957 --> 00:51:20,358 ...you can let him know that chasing Dolly was all your dumb idea. 714 00:51:20,527 --> 00:51:23,724 Oh, really? Well, let me ask you something, Chatty Cathy. 715 00:51:23,897 --> 00:51:27,492 What happened to, "Team, Yo. You and me in it together"? 716 00:51:27,667 --> 00:51:31,103 Don't do that again. And that was before you ruined my career. 717 00:51:31,271 --> 00:51:32,499 -What? -Yeah. 718 00:51:32,672 --> 00:51:36,938 McDonald said that if I screwed this up, then I'm out of the Bureau. Thanks, Hart. 719 00:51:37,110 --> 00:51:39,442 What are you complaining about? You're not famous. 720 00:51:39,613 --> 00:51:42,138 Nobody knows who you are. You're a private failure. 721 00:51:42,315 --> 00:51:45,842 But you see this? You see this? Everybody knows this. 722 00:51:46,019 --> 00:51:48,419 So if I screw up, I'm failure face. 723 00:51:48,588 --> 00:51:51,386 Well, get your failure face out of my ruined-career face... 724 00:51:51,558 --> 00:51:54,857 ...because right now I'm mad, and I'm pissed off and mad, so-- 725 00:51:55,028 --> 00:51:57,189 Oh, okay, hold on. So you're double mad? 726 00:51:57,364 --> 00:52:01,232 Well, if you're double mad, then I am mad, mad, mad. All right? Top that one. 727 00:52:01,401 --> 00:52:03,335 -Back off! -You gotta stop hitting me... 728 00:52:03,503 --> 00:52:05,437 ...because every time you do, it wrinkles! 729 00:52:05,605 --> 00:52:07,573 Ladies, ladies! 730 00:52:07,741 --> 00:52:12,474 Calm down. Sit down. Sit down. I'm gonna separate the two of you. 731 00:52:12,813 --> 00:52:15,179 Mad, mad, mad, mad. Four. 732 00:52:16,216 --> 00:52:17,683 I can still shoot her from here. 733 00:52:17,851 --> 00:52:19,614 You have to lean over me to get to her. 734 00:52:19,786 --> 00:52:23,916 Now, let's calm down and try to focus on the positive. We have our health. 735 00:52:24,090 --> 00:52:27,526 -You'll be getting frequent-flyer miles. -Foreman, what did you just say? 736 00:52:27,861 --> 00:52:30,557 Frequent-flyer miles. It's a great way to get upgrades. 737 00:52:30,730 --> 00:52:32,357 No, you said that she-- 738 00:52:35,368 --> 00:52:39,998 You said that she would have to lean over you to get to me. 739 00:52:43,543 --> 00:52:46,512 Look at what the kidnappers are doing. 740 00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:50,611 This guy is leaning over Cheryl to get to Stan. 741 00:52:50,784 --> 00:52:53,844 Why would they do that if they were after Cheryl? 742 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:57,647 Okay, and look at this. Look at this. They're not even touching her. 743 00:52:57,824 --> 00:53:02,557 No, she's just stuck in there, like a little Cheryl sandwich. She's-- She's-- 744 00:53:02,729 --> 00:53:07,132 Oh, my God. She is grabbing them. I taught her that wristlock. 745 00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:11,930 -She's not defending herself. She's-- -She's defending Stan. 746 00:53:12,105 --> 00:53:16,007 Maybe they weren't after Cheryl. Maybe they were after Stan. 747 00:53:16,877 --> 00:53:18,811 The man can't sing, but is that a crime? 748 00:53:18,979 --> 00:53:21,914 -That's what we're gonna find out. -Hey, look, they're boarding. 749 00:53:22,082 --> 00:53:23,947 -Let it go, Hart. -Oh, Fuller, come on. 750 00:53:24,117 --> 00:53:27,814 Wake up and smell the iced Venti Caramel Macchiato. You know I'm onto something. 751 00:53:27,988 --> 00:53:31,321 -Okay. Tell Collins. -We have issues. He won't listen to me. 752 00:53:31,491 --> 00:53:34,892 -And you think I am? -Yes. Yes, I do. 753 00:53:35,061 --> 00:53:39,691 You know, you don't get your miles unless you're actually on the flight, so come on. 754 00:53:40,267 --> 00:53:42,599 -You're on your own, Hart. -No, I'm not. 755 00:53:42,769 --> 00:53:46,603 Because even though you refuse to dress up or separate those eyebrows... 756 00:53:46,773 --> 00:53:48,832 ...you cannot deny that you have a style. 757 00:53:49,576 --> 00:53:55,208 Gray suit, white shirt, masculine shoes. You are an FBI agent. 758 00:53:55,382 --> 00:53:57,350 And that is all that you have. 759 00:53:57,517 --> 00:54:02,955 And like you said, if you go back there now, you are out of the Bureau. 760 00:54:03,123 --> 00:54:07,355 Now boarding all rows on flight 624 to New York, 761 00:54:08,995 --> 00:54:10,519 Fuller, I am begging you. 762 00:54:11,064 --> 00:54:14,033 Do you have any idea how painful this is for me? 763 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:17,260 Usually, they give an epidural for this kind of agony. 764 00:54:17,904 --> 00:54:22,932 Fuller, please, just.... Just, please. 765 00:54:27,380 --> 00:54:29,575 Hart, you better be right, or I swear-- 766 00:54:29,749 --> 00:54:33,185 You're gonna kick my skinny white ass and break my face. I know. 767 00:54:33,954 --> 00:54:38,721 I already paid for the seats, and I don't get reimbursed unless you're on the flight. 768 00:54:45,298 --> 00:54:48,426 I'm letting you spend the night because I wanna keep my eyes on you. 769 00:54:48,601 --> 00:54:52,002 -Tomorrow, you guys are on a flight. -Okay, as soon as we go to the home. 770 00:54:52,172 --> 00:54:54,265 -Whose home? -Where Stan Fields' mother lives. 771 00:54:54,441 --> 00:54:57,274 She was the last person to see him. Maybe she knows something. 772 00:54:57,444 --> 00:55:01,540 You're supposed to be in New York. You're famous. Everyone there will recognize you. 773 00:55:01,715 --> 00:55:05,207 Not to worry. Joel will come up with something to make us blend. 774 00:55:05,385 --> 00:55:08,513 -He's a born blender. -I don't believe this. 775 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:11,820 You guys are lucky that Janet had to work late... 776 00:55:11,992 --> 00:55:15,587 ...because if she was here, she would not put up with any of this. 777 00:55:16,262 --> 00:55:19,561 Now, Janet-- Janet runs a tight ship. 778 00:55:22,168 --> 00:55:27,800 I love shopping in Vegas. Where else can you find a 24-hour wiggery? Well, to work. 779 00:55:30,243 --> 00:55:32,336 Hey, hey! That's my room! Hey! 780 00:55:32,779 --> 00:55:33,768 Hey! 781 00:55:42,088 --> 00:55:45,455 -I never would have suspected. -What? 782 00:55:45,625 --> 00:55:48,685 You as a dainty-travel-pillow type. 783 00:55:48,862 --> 00:55:51,422 -It's hypoallergenic. -Oh, really? 784 00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:54,863 -And what are you allergic to? -Besides you? 785 00:55:55,035 --> 00:56:00,098 Shellfish, cats, dogs, any type of animal dander... 786 00:56:00,273 --> 00:56:01,831 ...dairy products, dust-- 787 00:56:02,008 --> 00:56:05,466 -You should be in a plastic bubble. -Plastic. 788 00:56:06,179 --> 00:56:09,615 -That explains it. -Explains what? 789 00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:12,650 -Why you're so angry. -I'm not angry, I'm allergic. 790 00:56:12,819 --> 00:56:15,219 All I was saying was that it just, you know... 791 00:56:15,388 --> 00:56:19,324 ...couldn't have been easy being a kid sick like that all the time. 792 00:56:19,926 --> 00:56:26,092 I mean, not being able to have a dog or a cat or ice cream or dust. 793 00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:29,434 It wasn't bad. 794 00:56:29,602 --> 00:56:33,368 -Really? -I got to hang out with my dad a lot. 795 00:56:34,107 --> 00:56:39,670 He was a sportswriter, so we got to watch all the games on TV together... 796 00:56:39,846 --> 00:56:42,178 ...and he taught me how to box. 797 00:56:42,549 --> 00:56:45,143 Taught me how to take care of myself. 798 00:56:49,089 --> 00:56:52,889 Well, I'm sure he was very proud of you. 799 00:56:54,461 --> 00:56:56,190 Was? 800 00:56:59,766 --> 00:57:03,293 Yeah, I read on your file that he died before you became an agent. 801 00:57:03,470 --> 00:57:07,372 -You read my file? -I had to make sure you weren't crazy. 802 00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:12,801 -Yeah. Turns out you can't trust a file. -Yeah, well, I guess you can't. 803 00:57:12,979 --> 00:57:17,382 I thought I would've liked a tough tomboy from Jersey whose mom was an agent. 804 00:57:17,717 --> 00:57:20,686 -You read my file? -Worse. 805 00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:22,082 Your book. 806 00:57:23,456 --> 00:57:25,515 Had to make sure you weren't crazy. 807 00:57:25,692 --> 00:57:29,093 Turns out you can't trust a book. 808 00:57:32,765 --> 00:57:35,199 Yeah, they brought in this writer... 809 00:57:35,668 --> 00:57:39,729 ...who managed to turn the entire story into some fairy tale. 810 00:57:39,906 --> 00:57:42,807 In the first draft, he made it sound like my mother died... 811 00:57:42,976 --> 00:57:47,345 ...single-handedly saving the country, when all it was, was just, you know, a-- 812 00:57:47,514 --> 00:57:50,506 It was just a drug bust gone bad. 813 00:57:54,487 --> 00:57:55,749 Sorry. 814 00:57:57,490 --> 00:57:59,583 Sorry about your dad. 815 00:58:03,329 --> 00:58:06,264 But I'm mostly sorry you had to read that book. 816 00:58:07,333 --> 00:58:09,733 I like the pictures, though. 817 00:58:10,336 --> 00:58:12,099 Oh, really? 818 00:58:12,272 --> 00:58:16,038 Yeah, especially that one with that guy. What was his name? 819 00:58:16,609 --> 00:58:18,270 Which one? 820 00:58:18,444 --> 00:58:21,936 The agent, the one that was in the pageant with you. 821 00:58:23,917 --> 00:58:25,885 Eric Matthews. 822 00:58:26,119 --> 00:58:28,917 Yeah. He was hot. 823 00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:32,418 I guess. 824 00:58:34,661 --> 00:58:36,288 Night, Hart. 825 00:58:39,265 --> 00:58:41,096 Good night, Fuller. 826 00:58:47,273 --> 00:58:50,800 Foreman, we're in, Approaching target, 827 00:58:57,250 --> 00:59:00,219 Welcome to Prestige Assisted Living. How can I help you? 828 00:59:00,386 --> 00:59:02,684 Hi, I'm Joel Flammenbaum, and this is my mother. 829 00:59:02,855 --> 00:59:07,349 Ida. Ida Flammenbaum. How are you? This is my lovely nurse, Rosie. 830 00:59:07,527 --> 00:59:09,154 -Hello. -She's not very social... 831 00:59:09,329 --> 00:59:13,698 ...but she gives a superb enema if you're feeling a little clogged up. 832 00:59:14,567 --> 00:59:16,660 Are you interested in touring our facilities? 833 00:59:16,836 --> 00:59:19,805 Oh, yes, we are very interested. I can't wait to get rid of her. 834 00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:25,206 Oh, don't you listen to him. He's a mama's boy. Come here, cutie. Let me fix your tie. 835 00:59:25,378 --> 00:59:27,209 -He's such a mama's boy. -Mom, not now. 836 00:59:27,380 --> 00:59:31,180 Now, that is a mama's boy's face. That's a mama's boy's face. 837 00:59:31,618 --> 00:59:34,052 Do you have a euthanasia program? 838 00:59:34,621 --> 00:59:38,455 We just need to fill out some forms. If you'll just give me one minute. 839 00:59:38,858 --> 00:59:40,086 Keep the receptionist busy. 840 00:59:40,260 --> 00:59:43,718 We're gonna ask some questions, assuming we can find anyone that can hear. 841 00:59:43,896 --> 00:59:46,763 Hold my purse. Let's roll, Rosie. 842 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:51,231 Hello there, I'm Ida Flammenbaum, I am new, 843 00:59:51,404 --> 00:59:53,599 Well, I'm not new. 844 00:59:53,773 --> 00:59:56,139 -And you are? -Buster Harrison. 845 00:59:56,309 --> 01:00:02,214 Oh, Buster. Is it true that Stan Fields' mother is residing here? 846 01:00:02,382 --> 01:00:05,180 Yes, she's right over there. 847 01:00:06,286 --> 01:00:10,382 Carol? This is Ida. She wanted to meet you. 848 01:00:11,758 --> 01:00:17,856 Oh, Buster. Oh, Buster, I'm so sorry. Give Buster one of your famous foot massages. 849 01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:21,899 Hey. While I'm at it, how about one of my famous enemas? 850 01:00:22,068 --> 01:00:24,002 Can you get two of them in a day? 851 01:00:24,170 --> 01:00:27,333 Mrs. Fields, Mrs. Fields. 852 01:00:27,740 --> 01:00:30,106 Sounds like the cookie. It's very funny. 853 01:00:30,276 --> 01:00:32,972 Not after you've heard it for 30 years, Ida. 854 01:00:33,146 --> 01:00:35,376 I'm sure. I just wanted to come over here... 855 01:00:35,548 --> 01:00:39,382 ...and tell you how very sorry I am about the kidnapping. 856 01:00:39,552 --> 01:00:42,919 Oh, yeah, poor, poor Stanley. 857 01:00:43,256 --> 01:00:45,417 But he had it coming. 858 01:00:46,626 --> 01:00:48,093 Really? 859 01:00:48,261 --> 01:00:52,322 Well, from what I hear from everyone, he's such a mensch. 860 01:00:52,498 --> 01:00:57,731 -I mean, who would wanna hurt him? -Well, you know, he loved the sluts. 861 01:01:00,606 --> 01:01:02,471 He loved the sluts? 862 01:01:02,642 --> 01:01:04,906 -The sluts! -The sluts. 863 01:01:05,078 --> 01:01:08,946 -The slut machines. -Slot machines. 864 01:01:09,115 --> 01:01:12,983 When he wasn't doing that pageant, he was here in Vegas, gambling. 865 01:01:13,152 --> 01:01:14,983 I don't know where he gets that from. 866 01:01:15,154 --> 01:01:19,716 So you were saying-- You were saying that your son, he loves the slot machines. 867 01:01:19,892 --> 01:01:22,224 I begged him to stop. I said to him: 868 01:01:22,395 --> 01:01:25,455 "One of these days, gambling's gonna get you in a lot of trouble." 869 01:01:25,631 --> 01:01:28,156 I lent him 600 bucks, I never got it back. 870 01:01:28,334 --> 01:01:31,497 I was ready to break his legs, and I'm his mother. 871 01:01:31,671 --> 01:01:33,662 Wait till the loan sharks get a hold of him. 872 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:37,674 The loan sharks every time will get you. They're very-- 873 01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:43,779 Loan shark. 874 01:01:44,584 --> 01:01:48,645 -It's the loan sharks. -Ida, you can walk! 875 01:01:49,856 --> 01:01:51,585 -Praise Jesus! -Moses. 876 01:01:51,758 --> 01:01:55,057 Moses, I am walking again. Sign me up for this place. 877 01:01:55,228 --> 01:01:57,753 I love it here, and the men make me all fakakta. 878 01:02:01,334 --> 01:02:03,768 Jeff, why are we here? 879 01:02:03,936 --> 01:02:06,131 -Because we had a deal, Gracie. -Okay, look. 880 01:02:06,305 --> 01:02:10,105 Deals are like pearls. They're lovely, but they fall apart all the time. 881 01:02:10,276 --> 01:02:12,744 I'm grabbing your luggage. We're going to the airport. 882 01:02:12,912 --> 01:02:14,971 Didn't you hear what Stan's mother said? 883 01:02:15,148 --> 01:02:17,616 Yes, I did. "Sluts." I wrote it down, all right? 884 01:02:17,784 --> 01:02:20,582 "Loan shark." That's why we have to get back to the Bureau... 885 01:02:20,753 --> 01:02:23,017 ...do a CHC printout of every loan shark in Vegas. 886 01:02:23,189 --> 01:02:26,386 You can't go to the Bureau. You are supposed to be in New York. 887 01:02:26,559 --> 01:02:29,221 And that is why you can go and you can take-- 888 01:02:29,395 --> 01:02:31,590 -No! No! -Okay, look, Jeff... 889 01:02:31,764 --> 01:02:35,530 ...I don't like to use my gun unless it's in self-defense or at a really good sale... 890 01:02:35,701 --> 01:02:39,000 ...but if you don't go back and get those CHCs, I have to-- 891 01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:40,696 You know, I have to shoot you. 892 01:02:41,107 --> 01:02:43,473 You won't do it, Gracie. 893 01:02:46,879 --> 01:02:49,006 This is what I like. Learning to work together. 894 01:02:49,182 --> 01:02:51,412 A little "Ebony & Ivory" action. 895 01:02:52,084 --> 01:02:55,815 -Guys, I can't do it. -Stop being a wuss, Foreman. Be a man! 896 01:02:55,988 --> 01:02:57,455 Yeah, like Fuller. 897 01:02:57,623 --> 01:03:01,354 Okay. But this is it. Then we're going to the airport. Enough's enough. 898 01:03:01,527 --> 01:03:03,620 -Absolutely. Okay. -I'm putting my foot down. 899 01:03:03,796 --> 01:03:05,855 He's putting his foot down. 900 01:03:16,909 --> 01:03:21,710 Got some high-def tapes for the new ransom video. More production value. 901 01:03:21,881 --> 01:03:23,542 Bro... 902 01:03:23,850 --> 01:03:25,977 ...maybe we should get out now. 903 01:03:26,152 --> 01:03:29,588 Are you kidding? We got them where we want them. They're getting nervous. 904 01:03:29,755 --> 01:03:31,848 But if they don't agree to our demands, we-- 905 01:03:32,024 --> 01:03:33,616 That's why we're making a new one. 906 01:03:33,793 --> 01:03:37,058 We're gonna have Miss United States say we're moving up the deadline. 907 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:41,394 And either we get our cash wired to an offshore account tonight, or she's dead. 908 01:03:41,567 --> 01:03:44,365 So, what do we do? Shoot them? 909 01:03:44,537 --> 01:03:49,736 No. We're gonna kill them and get a little payback at the hotel. 910 01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:52,901 You know how location is everything in Vegas, right? 911 01:03:53,079 --> 01:03:57,243 Well, after we pull this off, Treasure Island's gonna be a big, ugly crime site. 912 01:03:57,683 --> 01:04:00,447 -What, are we just gonna drive in? -No. 913 01:04:00,620 --> 01:04:04,056 Just before the show starts, we'll tie them up at the bottom of the boat. 914 01:04:04,223 --> 01:04:07,556 That ship sinks, so long, Miss United States. 915 01:04:17,503 --> 01:04:19,164 -Hey, guys. -Foreman. 916 01:04:19,338 --> 01:04:20,600 Nice job with Dolly Parton. 917 01:04:20,773 --> 01:04:25,210 Yeah. We've been after Dolly for a long time, but it took you to finally bring her in. 918 01:04:28,981 --> 01:04:31,449 -I can't do this. -Yes, you can. 919 01:04:31,617 --> 01:04:35,109 Remember what Louis Vuitton said, " It's in the bag." You can do this. 920 01:04:35,855 --> 01:04:37,083 Okay. 921 01:04:37,256 --> 01:04:38,484 He can't do this. 922 01:04:38,658 --> 01:04:42,424 Going down like a fat woman on a greased fire pole. 923 01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:44,953 I heard that. 924 01:04:58,311 --> 01:04:59,608 I'm going into the database. 925 01:04:59,779 --> 01:05:03,180 -Great. Just keep us filled in. -Okay. 926 01:05:03,783 --> 01:05:06,752 Someone left a can of soda by the keyboard. 927 01:05:06,919 --> 01:05:08,250 I'm sweating profusely. 928 01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:11,623 I think I left my oven on, 929 01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:17,757 -We're printing. -Awesome, Jeff, Awesome, You did it, 930 01:05:17,930 --> 01:05:21,297 -Fuller just lost a bet, -Not over yet. 931 01:05:21,634 --> 01:05:24,762 -Agent Collins, if you could just answer a-- -Agent Collins! 932 01:05:24,937 --> 01:05:28,065 All right, this is gonna be the last question. Yes, go ahead. 933 01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,674 What happens if tomorrow's deadline comes and goes... 934 01:05:30,843 --> 01:05:32,538 ...and there's no break in the case? 935 01:05:32,712 --> 01:05:35,875 We've spoken with the pageant administration. We will not negotiate. 936 01:05:36,048 --> 01:05:40,314 They have one choice, and that is to free Miss Frazier and Mr. Fields, and that's it. 937 01:05:40,486 --> 01:05:43,250 -No more questions. Thank you. -Just one more question! 938 01:05:48,928 --> 01:05:50,828 -That's not right. -What's not right? 939 01:05:51,530 --> 01:05:53,725 No. It must be the height. 940 01:05:53,899 --> 01:05:56,595 -Jeff. Jeff, what's up? What's up? -It's Janet. 941 01:05:56,769 --> 01:05:59,431 I'm not sure, but I think she's with.... 942 01:05:59,605 --> 01:06:00,936 With what? With you? 943 01:06:01,107 --> 01:06:05,100 Withholding evidence? With child? With what? 944 01:06:05,277 --> 01:06:07,074 With what?! 945 01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:09,771 With Collins. 946 01:06:10,349 --> 01:06:11,611 Foreman! 947 01:06:11,851 --> 01:06:13,648 Foreman. 948 01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:21,019 -What are you doing with CHCs? -They're for the Miss United States case. 949 01:06:21,193 --> 01:06:24,026 -What about that case? -Were the two of you just--? 950 01:06:24,196 --> 01:06:26,824 Jeff, chill! Okay, you've just gotta get out of there. 951 01:06:26,999 --> 01:06:29,194 Foreman, why do you have those rap sheets? 952 01:06:29,368 --> 01:06:32,769 A general database check to see if there were any suspects worth pursuing, 953 01:06:32,938 --> 01:06:37,136 I was doing a general database check to see if there were any suspects worth pursuing. 954 01:06:37,309 --> 01:06:39,072 Were you two just--? 955 01:06:39,245 --> 01:06:43,978 This isn't a general database check. This is a felony-specific search for loan sharks. 956 01:06:44,150 --> 01:06:46,141 Say you noticed on the kidnapping video... 957 01:06:46,318 --> 01:06:48,878 ,,,the assailants were attempting to abduct Stan Fields, 958 01:06:49,055 --> 01:06:50,989 -Foreman, I want an answer. -Say it again. 959 01:06:51,490 --> 01:06:53,424 I want an answer. 960 01:06:53,592 --> 01:06:56,891 -On the kidnapping video, the assailants-- -What is wrong with you? 961 01:06:57,063 --> 01:06:58,894 -Say it faster. -What's wrong with you? 962 01:06:59,065 --> 01:07:01,693 The assailants were attempting to abduct Stan Fields... 963 01:07:01,867 --> 01:07:05,064 ...and you found out that Stan Fields had a gambling problem. Water. 964 01:07:05,237 --> 01:07:07,831 I saw the assailants attempting to abduct Stan Fields... 965 01:07:08,007 --> 01:07:11,067 ...so I pursued the matter and found out he has a gambling problem. 966 01:07:11,243 --> 01:07:14,178 You pursued the matter further? Under whose authority? 967 01:07:14,346 --> 01:07:17,474 -You've gotta lie, Foreman. -Foreman, I am waiting. 968 01:07:17,650 --> 01:07:20,915 Tell him that I'm dizzy from smashing a suspect's head into the wall... 969 01:07:21,087 --> 01:07:23,112 ...and I can't remember. That always works. 970 01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:25,086 You know what I like to do? Faint. 971 01:07:25,257 --> 01:07:28,021 We can't do this, guys. He's honest. 972 01:07:28,260 --> 01:07:31,320 -Jeff, tell him the truth, -The truth? 973 01:07:31,497 --> 01:07:33,727 -Are you sure? -Am I sure I want the truth? 974 01:07:33,899 --> 01:07:36,163 Foreman, I want you to get a CAT scan. 975 01:07:38,003 --> 01:07:40,801 I didn't get this information. Agents Hart and Fuller did. 976 01:07:40,973 --> 01:07:44,136 -How? They're in New York. -Well, at the airport-- 977 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:46,471 They're not in New York. 978 01:07:56,722 --> 01:07:58,053 Hart? 979 01:07:59,825 --> 01:08:02,817 -Yes, sir. -I assume that Agent Fuller is with you. 980 01:08:02,995 --> 01:08:05,156 -Yes, sir. -And Joel, 981 01:08:05,331 --> 01:08:07,231 Hello, Walter. 982 01:08:10,269 --> 01:08:13,932 I want all of you in the situation room now. 983 01:08:14,406 --> 01:08:16,840 -That is exactly what I want. That's right. -Sir. 984 01:08:18,110 --> 01:08:20,943 I want you to know that none of this was Agent Foreman's idea. 985 01:08:21,113 --> 01:08:24,014 Oh, I know, I know. Because Foreman doesn't have any ideas. 986 01:08:24,183 --> 01:08:26,174 This has you written all over it, Hart. 987 01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:28,912 You've really gotta do things your way, don't you? 988 01:08:29,088 --> 01:08:32,580 Dolce and Gabbana always said we should express our own personal style, sir. 989 01:08:32,758 --> 01:08:35,420 -They were talking about a vest-- -You're no super agent. 990 01:08:35,594 --> 01:08:39,928 You're just a loose cannon who lucked into being in the right place at the right time. 991 01:08:40,099 --> 01:08:42,329 You don't have to be that hard on her. She was-- 992 01:08:42,501 --> 01:08:44,992 Oh, I am so glad you're with her on this, Fuller... 993 01:08:45,171 --> 01:08:48,072 ...because you two are going down together. The works. 994 01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:51,937 -Review board, departmental hearings-- -Sir, we got another message e-mailed. 995 01:08:52,411 --> 01:08:54,072 Show me. 996 01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:58,116 -Play it. -This is Cheryl Frazier, 997 01:08:58,284 --> 01:09:00,445 Hi, again, 998 01:09:00,619 --> 01:09:05,454 The deadline has been changed, It's not tomorrow, it's tonight, 999 01:09:05,624 --> 01:09:08,650 The kidnappers are going to fax instructions to the pageant,,, 1000 01:09:08,828 --> 01:09:10,591 ,,,where the 5 million should be sent, 1001 01:09:10,763 --> 01:09:14,199 And if they don 't receive it, I'm going to be dead, 1002 01:09:15,334 --> 01:09:20,431 And I know it's a lot of money, but it's my booty on the line, 1003 01:09:21,507 --> 01:09:23,668 -So,,,, - This is Stan Fields,,, 1004 01:09:23,843 --> 01:09:29,372 ,,,and she 's too young to die, And I'm not as old as I look, So please, 1005 01:09:29,782 --> 01:09:31,113 We also got this, sir. 1006 01:09:31,283 --> 01:09:35,379 A clerk at a print store saw a suspicious man e-mail a message about an hour ago. 1007 01:09:35,554 --> 01:09:39,490 Aerial spotted a pickup truck matching the vehicle in the kidnapping video... 1008 01:09:39,658 --> 01:09:41,683 -...heading south on 1 5. -You see this? 1009 01:09:41,861 --> 01:09:46,764 This is real information. Not Dolly Parton and senior homes. 1010 01:09:46,932 --> 01:09:48,627 That's how we do it in Vegas. 1011 01:09:50,069 --> 01:09:53,630 I want roadblocks on l-1 5 and increased surveillance at the airports. 1012 01:09:53,806 --> 01:09:56,001 -Foreman? -Yes, sir. 1013 01:09:56,175 --> 01:10:00,111 I want you to put agents Hart, Fuller and Joel on the first flight back to New York. 1014 01:10:00,279 --> 01:10:03,544 To make sure there's no problem, Okun and Hills will be going with you. 1015 01:10:03,716 --> 01:10:06,583 And if you get it wrong this time, you are fired. Do you copy? 1016 01:10:06,752 --> 01:10:10,483 That won't be necessary, because nobody is getting fired, and nobody is leaving. 1017 01:10:10,656 --> 01:10:11,953 Wrong again, Hart! 1018 01:10:12,124 --> 01:10:16,026 And if I ever see you in my city again, you can forget about the review board. 1019 01:10:16,195 --> 01:10:18,663 I will have you arrested for obstruction of justice... 1020 01:10:18,831 --> 01:10:23,097 ...and you can spend a very long time in Las Vegas, in a jail cell. 1021 01:10:23,269 --> 01:10:28,730 I have really had just about enough of your rudeness and insensitivity and cologne. 1022 01:10:28,908 --> 01:10:32,435 Oh, really? And what are you gonna do about it? Call the director? 1023 01:10:32,611 --> 01:10:35,307 Go ahead. I got off the phone with him. Know what he said? 1024 01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:38,382 He said that you are the biggest mistake he ever made. 1025 01:10:39,051 --> 01:10:41,019 And he said, and I quote... 1026 01:10:41,186 --> 01:10:45,316 ...that you "have become a liability and an embarrassment to the Bureau." 1027 01:10:56,491 --> 01:10:58,288 Now, get going. 1028 01:11:31,159 --> 01:11:32,649 Okun. 1029 01:11:32,828 --> 01:11:36,730 It's Collins. Yes, sir, we're at the airport. 1030 01:11:36,898 --> 01:11:39,196 -Is he mad at me? -Sorry, sir, I'm losing you. 1031 01:11:39,868 --> 01:11:42,769 -Does he wanna talk to me? -Foreman! Leave him alone! 1032 01:11:43,538 --> 01:11:45,472 Now boarding, flight 624 to New York, 1033 01:11:54,049 --> 01:11:56,643 Yeah. I was looking at your ad... 1034 01:11:56,818 --> 01:12:00,720 ...and I was wondering if you have a Dolly Parton performer. 1035 01:12:01,523 --> 01:12:03,013 No? 1036 01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:06,188 Okay. 1037 01:12:10,732 --> 01:12:14,532 Hart, maybe you were right about Dolly. Maybe you just had the wrong Dolly. 1038 01:12:14,703 --> 01:12:16,967 -You don't know if they have a Dolly. -They don't. 1039 01:12:17,139 --> 01:12:19,972 I just called there, and they said the only place in Vegas... 1040 01:12:20,142 --> 01:12:23,202 ...that has a Dolly Parton performer is the Oasis Drag Club. 1041 01:12:23,378 --> 01:12:25,710 Just get on the plane, Fuller. 1042 01:12:28,650 --> 01:12:32,086 -Do you wanna save Cheryl or not? -I'm gonna get her killed. 1043 01:12:32,254 --> 01:12:35,712 What's up with you? What happened to that girl from the pageant? 1044 01:12:35,891 --> 01:12:37,688 She's gone. 1045 01:12:37,859 --> 01:12:41,727 Her boyfriend, Eric Matthews, broke up with her, and it was absolutely devastating. 1046 01:12:41,897 --> 01:12:43,660 Is that what happened to you? 1047 01:12:43,965 --> 01:12:47,594 Oh, that's pathetic. Come on. 1048 01:12:47,769 --> 01:12:51,500 Plenty of guys have broken up with me. You just beat them up and move on. 1049 01:12:51,673 --> 01:12:54,767 Only you and Foreman turn it into some big soap opera. 1050 01:12:54,943 --> 01:12:59,880 Well. Of course you don't understand how Jeff feels, because he's not a cyborg. 1051 01:13:01,616 --> 01:13:05,484 He knows what it feels like to be rejected and humiliated. 1052 01:13:08,924 --> 01:13:10,448 To feel your heart ripped open... 1053 01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:14,391 ...because you finally took a chance on that relationship... 1054 01:13:15,363 --> 01:13:17,593 ...and it wound up confirming your worst fears... 1055 01:13:17,766 --> 01:13:21,862 ...that you are worthless and not worth caring about. 1056 01:13:26,608 --> 01:13:32,410 So you may not understand, but that is how Jeff feels. 1057 01:13:40,722 --> 01:13:42,986 Matthews was right to dump you. 1058 01:13:45,861 --> 01:13:50,924 -Take that back. -I would say, " Make me," but you can't. 1059 01:13:54,769 --> 01:13:56,430 Okay. 1060 01:13:56,671 --> 01:13:58,696 All right. Well... 1061 01:13:59,140 --> 01:14:01,802 ...then I just have two things to say. 1062 01:14:02,010 --> 01:14:05,138 -What? -First of all, we are in a public place... 1063 01:14:05,313 --> 01:14:09,943 ...so we have to display a sense of decorum, and second of all... 1064 01:14:10,218 --> 01:14:11,651 ...I might break a nail. 1065 01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:15,487 Take it back! Take it back. 1066 01:14:16,324 --> 01:14:18,087 Jeez! 1067 01:14:20,929 --> 01:14:23,830 All the stuff that Collins said back there was a bunch of bull. 1068 01:14:23,999 --> 01:14:26,024 You figured out the limo driver was dirty. 1069 01:14:26,201 --> 01:14:28,567 You figured out that they were after Stan. 1070 01:14:28,737 --> 01:14:31,001 You're not lucky. You're good. 1071 01:14:35,343 --> 01:14:38,403 Thank you. But take it back, take it back, take it back. 1072 01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:41,947 Okay, I'll take it back. I'll take it back if you admit one thing. 1073 01:14:42,684 --> 01:14:44,743 Oh, God! 1074 01:14:46,221 --> 01:14:50,749 For the first time in a long time, you feel like the real Gracie Hart. 1075 01:14:55,563 --> 01:14:57,224 Oh, my God. 1076 01:14:57,399 --> 01:14:59,424 Oh, my God. 1077 01:14:59,601 --> 01:15:02,934 Straining muscles cutting off someone's air supply. 1078 01:15:03,104 --> 01:15:04,503 Sweating like a pig. 1079 01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:09,972 You're right, I feel like a woman again. 1080 01:15:10,445 --> 01:15:12,470 Good. I take it back. Now release. 1081 01:15:12,981 --> 01:15:14,471 You first. 1082 01:15:14,649 --> 01:15:15,877 -On three. -One. 1083 01:15:16,051 --> 01:15:18,519 Two. Three. 1084 01:15:20,288 --> 01:15:23,086 Oh, no. 1085 01:15:24,192 --> 01:15:26,092 Okay, just to show you I trust you. 1086 01:15:30,799 --> 01:15:35,429 Now boarding all passengers for flight 624 to New York. 1087 01:15:36,171 --> 01:15:37,661 Thanks. 1088 01:15:38,106 --> 01:15:39,869 All right. 1089 01:15:40,275 --> 01:15:43,802 Okay, kids, time for the circus to leave town. 1090 01:15:44,579 --> 01:15:46,547 Come on, girls. 1091 01:15:46,781 --> 01:15:48,840 How are we gonna get rid of these guys? 1092 01:15:49,017 --> 01:15:51,008 I don't know. But it has to be subtle. 1093 01:15:51,186 --> 01:15:52,653 Keep it moving. 1094 01:15:55,991 --> 01:15:57,856 God! 1095 01:15:58,259 --> 01:15:59,783 Lordy! 1096 01:15:59,961 --> 01:16:01,622 Ladies' time. 1097 01:16:01,796 --> 01:16:04,959 I have the cramps. I have to-- I have to go to the bathroom. 1098 01:16:05,133 --> 01:16:06,532 There's one on the plane. 1099 01:16:06,701 --> 01:16:10,694 I know, but, guys, PMS for me means "pants might shred," so I gotta-- 1100 01:16:10,872 --> 01:16:14,706 -Forget it, Hart. -Guys, you don't understand. I bloat. 1101 01:16:14,876 --> 01:16:19,643 I take on water, and I expand, and I may change the cabin pressure of that plane. 1102 01:16:19,814 --> 01:16:21,805 I gotta take her to the bathroom. 1103 01:16:23,218 --> 01:16:26,654 -I need a tampon! -You heard her, we got a agent down. 1104 01:16:26,821 --> 01:16:29,289 We need tampons! 1105 01:16:30,191 --> 01:16:32,682 -I'm not getting those. -I don't do it for my wife. 1106 01:16:32,861 --> 01:16:35,193 This is a job for a real man. Any particular brand? 1107 01:16:35,363 --> 01:16:37,888 -Any brand. -Janet liked the ones in the blue box... 1108 01:16:38,066 --> 01:16:39,363 ...with the daisies on it. 1109 01:16:39,534 --> 01:16:43,368 You're really not following this, are you? Something's up. 1110 01:16:49,611 --> 01:16:51,511 Tampons. 1111 01:16:55,483 --> 01:16:57,314 Give them a couple minutes. 1112 01:17:09,364 --> 01:17:11,457 Zero-one, what do you got? 1113 01:17:13,435 --> 01:17:17,337 -No movement. Good to go. -Copy that. Griffin, go to green. 1114 01:17:36,624 --> 01:17:37,989 FBI! Get down! 1115 01:17:40,228 --> 01:17:42,696 -Nobody move! -Clear! 1116 01:17:42,864 --> 01:17:45,264 Sir, it's empty. 1117 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,560 You heard the FBI, bro. They're not gonna pay. 1118 01:17:48,736 --> 01:17:51,261 They'll pay, or we'll kill Fields and Frazier. 1119 01:17:51,439 --> 01:17:53,907 Let's see them explain that at their press conference. 1120 01:17:54,075 --> 01:17:57,067 -How'd you know they'd come? -Choppers. 1121 01:17:57,245 --> 01:17:59,770 Twice a day they fly to Vegas to do traffic reports... 1122 01:17:59,948 --> 01:18:02,382 ...but that last one didn't come at rush hour. 1123 01:18:02,550 --> 01:18:04,040 I knew it was them. 1124 01:18:04,219 --> 01:18:06,653 I said, stay down! 1125 01:18:10,024 --> 01:18:15,018 Griffin, secure a 500-foot perimeter and get me something. 1126 01:18:15,196 --> 01:18:18,962 Tire tracks, cigarette butts for DNA, but something. 1127 01:18:19,134 --> 01:18:21,159 You got it, sir. 1128 01:18:23,071 --> 01:18:27,337 Sir, I just got a call from Agent Okun. Hart didn't get on the plane. 1129 01:18:29,677 --> 01:18:32,077 I need a minute with Agent McCarren. 1130 01:18:37,719 --> 01:18:40,984 Well, apparently, she faked a case of cramps and escaped with Fuller. 1131 01:18:41,156 --> 01:18:42,714 Where's your idiot boyfriend? 1132 01:18:42,891 --> 01:18:46,850 Ex-boyfriend! He was on his way to buy tampons for her when he left with them. 1133 01:18:47,028 --> 01:18:49,826 Oh, well, how very, very considerate. 1134 01:18:49,998 --> 01:18:53,991 I don't have time for this. She is ruining my investigation! 1135 01:18:54,169 --> 01:18:57,866 She's just trying to get another bestseller out of this, Walter. 1136 01:18:58,039 --> 01:19:01,133 This should be your bestseller. 1137 01:19:02,310 --> 01:19:03,834 You're right. 1138 01:19:04,012 --> 01:19:05,479 You're right. 1139 01:19:05,647 --> 01:19:11,085 I want you to find her and Fuller and arrest them for obstruction of justice. 1140 01:19:20,328 --> 01:19:23,354 We're in the clear. Joel, where are they? Someone's gonna see us. 1141 01:19:23,965 --> 01:19:26,331 They said they had to get ready for the mission. 1142 01:19:26,501 --> 01:19:28,401 Well, we are running out of time. 1143 01:19:57,899 --> 01:20:00,367 -Come on, Laverne and Shirley, move it! -Ready? 1144 01:20:00,535 --> 01:20:02,503 -Armed. -And fabulous, except for the-- 1145 01:20:02,670 --> 01:20:04,968 Let's go. Jeff, you got the rap sheets. 1146 01:20:05,473 --> 01:20:07,737 All right, this guy-- This guy's still in prison. 1147 01:20:07,909 --> 01:20:12,369 This guy is too short to match the surveillance video. 1148 01:20:12,547 --> 01:20:15,539 This guy is-- This guy's brothers with this guy. 1149 01:20:15,717 --> 01:20:16,945 Burglary, grand theft auto. 1150 01:20:17,118 --> 01:20:19,382 Hold on. How are we supposed to get to Dolly? 1151 01:20:19,554 --> 01:20:22,387 We go to the drag club, flash our badges and interrogate her. 1152 01:20:22,557 --> 01:20:24,149 And if she doesn't cooperate? 1153 01:20:24,325 --> 01:20:26,452 Violence. I have some catching up to do. 1154 01:20:26,628 --> 01:20:30,257 Then she's gonna call the cops and say that she was attacked by Gracie Hart. 1155 01:20:30,431 --> 01:20:34,060 Then Collins is gonna find out about it, and we'll all end up in the big house. 1156 01:20:34,235 --> 01:20:36,226 -We gotta blend in. -Not to worry. 1157 01:20:36,404 --> 01:20:39,532 I know what to do. I've been waiting for this moment my entire life. 1158 01:20:58,259 --> 01:21:02,958 Let's go over this again. We're not leaving until we find and interrogate Dolly Parton. 1159 01:21:03,131 --> 01:21:05,258 That's something I never thought I'd say. Jeff? 1160 01:21:05,433 --> 01:21:10,063 -I'm backup. If Dolly tries to flee, I got her. -I'm gonna check out the dressing rooms. 1161 01:21:10,405 --> 01:21:12,600 I'm really just here to have a good time. 1162 01:21:12,774 --> 01:21:16,301 Oh, God, I just don't see why I couldn't be Tina. 1163 01:21:16,477 --> 01:21:18,741 -You don't see that? -I am the Tina Turner fan. 1164 01:21:18,913 --> 01:21:22,212 Ladies, knock it off. We are here to get information. Earpieces in? 1165 01:21:22,383 --> 01:21:24,374 All right, let's move. 1166 01:21:45,373 --> 01:21:47,671 -I wanna go in there. -Go backstage? 1167 01:21:53,147 --> 01:21:55,377 Liza plus two, you're up next. 1168 01:21:57,385 --> 01:22:00,548 Hello. I'm Elizabeth Taylor. What do we have here? 1169 01:22:01,122 --> 01:22:02,646 Tina and...? 1170 01:22:02,857 --> 01:22:05,655 -Coco. -Where do you think you're going? 1171 01:22:05,827 --> 01:22:09,092 The only people who get to go to the dressing rooms are our regulars... 1172 01:22:09,263 --> 01:22:11,527 ...and our open-mikers after they pass round one. 1173 01:22:12,100 --> 01:22:15,160 Could you step aside, Coco? And you are? 1174 01:22:15,336 --> 01:22:19,329 She's classy, she's lovely, she's perfect to a T. 1175 01:22:19,507 --> 01:22:23,375 My very favorite, Liza with a Z. 1176 01:22:41,095 --> 01:22:44,326 -Foreman. -Jeff? Hi, it's Janet, 1177 01:22:44,499 --> 01:22:47,161 I just wanted to talk to you about us. 1178 01:22:47,802 --> 01:22:51,294 -Now's not a good time. -Is that Liza Minnelli in the background? 1179 01:22:51,472 --> 01:22:55,738 Yeah. On the radio. I'm just home, listening to Liza. 1180 01:22:56,010 --> 01:22:57,500 I don't want it to end this way. 1181 01:22:57,678 --> 01:23:00,476 I know that you're mad at me, but I still care about you-- 1182 01:23:00,648 --> 01:23:04,106 -Got it. -Just give me a call if you get a chance. 1183 01:23:11,292 --> 01:23:14,955 Two-block radius of Koval and Harmon. 1184 01:23:15,129 --> 01:23:18,587 Liza Minnelli. I know where he is. Let's move. 1185 01:23:35,216 --> 01:23:38,481 Oh, you go, Miss Minnelli! You are definitely on to the next round. 1186 01:23:38,653 --> 01:23:41,417 Why don't you go rest up backstage. 1187 01:23:41,589 --> 01:23:42,817 Wasn't she wonderful? 1188 01:23:44,158 --> 01:23:47,127 Bad news. We want in those dressing rooms, we have to perform. 1189 01:23:47,295 --> 01:23:50,594 I am not going out there as a woman pretending to be a man... 1190 01:23:50,765 --> 01:23:53,962 ...pretending to be Tina Turner. I can't afford therapy on my salary. 1191 01:23:54,135 --> 01:23:56,763 What other choice do we have? No! No! 1192 01:23:57,238 --> 01:24:01,766 You can do this. Okay, you can because you are Sam Fuller, FBI... 1193 01:24:01,943 --> 01:24:04,070 ...and nothing scares you. I am Gracie Hart... 1194 01:24:04,245 --> 01:24:08,147 ...and at this moment, I am also Big Bird, and nothing scares me... 1195 01:24:08,316 --> 01:24:14,277 ...except losing Cheryl because having a friend like her, having any friend, for me... 1196 01:24:14,455 --> 01:24:17,356 ...is a really, really rare thing, okay? 1197 01:24:18,359 --> 01:24:20,623 Okay, but I am not singing. 1198 01:24:20,795 --> 01:24:23,525 --fabulous Tina Turner! 1199 01:24:23,698 --> 01:24:27,532 Everything is gonna be okay. Just be Tina-ish. 1200 01:24:37,645 --> 01:24:39,169 -You can do Tina. -Just take it. 1201 01:24:39,347 --> 01:24:41,815 -I am not singing. -Just take it. 1202 01:24:41,983 --> 01:24:45,612 How come he gets to go first? I was here before him! 1203 01:24:45,786 --> 01:24:49,722 It's all right here on my list, in alphabetical order. Tina, then Tina, then Tina. 1204 01:24:49,891 --> 01:24:54,419 And you're all doing the same song anyway. What's the difference? Hit it. 1205 01:24:56,297 --> 01:24:57,992 Smile. 1206 01:24:59,166 --> 01:25:01,327 -You smiling? -I am smiling. 1207 01:25:01,502 --> 01:25:02,730 Come on, boys! 1208 01:25:24,559 --> 01:25:26,220 Bring back Liza! 1209 01:25:42,843 --> 01:25:44,674 Thank you and good night. 1210 01:25:44,845 --> 01:25:48,042 No, no, we have to stay here. Stay here. Shake. Shake. 1211 01:25:49,216 --> 01:25:52,549 Oh, shoot. He's gonna give us the hook. Sell it, Tina. 1212 01:26:09,937 --> 01:26:11,234 Rolling. 1213 01:26:16,711 --> 01:26:19,271 -I found Dolly! -What's he saying? 1214 01:26:29,390 --> 01:26:31,290 Tinas of the world, unite! Take the stage! 1215 01:26:31,459 --> 01:26:33,017 Shake! 1216 01:26:41,102 --> 01:26:43,127 I found Dolly. He picked me up at the bar... 1217 01:26:43,304 --> 01:26:47,331 ...and invited me to dressing room five. I'm glad I wore the heels. 1218 01:26:51,779 --> 01:26:54,441 -Joel found Dolly in dressing room five. -Got it. 1219 01:27:01,522 --> 01:27:04,082 -We need a big finish. -Maybe I should take my top off. 1220 01:27:04,258 --> 01:27:05,953 No, we need a good big finish. 1221 01:27:11,966 --> 01:27:13,365 -Pick me up. -No. 1222 01:27:13,534 --> 01:27:15,126 FBI. Pick me up! 1223 01:27:25,780 --> 01:27:28,715 Settle down, settle down. 1224 01:27:29,183 --> 01:27:31,344 -Smile! -Well, I personally didn't love it... 1225 01:27:31,519 --> 01:27:33,248 ...but what's love got to do with it? 1226 01:27:33,421 --> 01:27:36,390 The crowd decides and tonight the drinks must be strong... 1227 01:27:36,557 --> 01:27:39,321 ...because this Tina's moving on to the next round! 1228 01:27:40,594 --> 01:27:42,653 Come on, come on! 1229 01:27:47,168 --> 01:27:49,398 All right, he said dressing room number five. 1230 01:27:49,570 --> 01:27:51,970 It's that one right there. Joel, let us handle this. 1231 01:27:52,139 --> 01:27:54,266 -He invited me! -I'll get you his phone number. 1232 01:27:56,944 --> 01:27:58,673 Hello? Can I help you boys? 1233 01:27:58,846 --> 01:28:01,508 What do you know about the Miss United States kidnapping? 1234 01:28:01,682 --> 01:28:03,673 Tom Abernathy, the limo driver. 1235 01:28:03,851 --> 01:28:07,617 You paid him 200 bucks to park far away from the entrance to the senior home. Why? 1236 01:28:07,788 --> 01:28:10,882 I don't know what you're talking about. Please leave. 1237 01:28:12,493 --> 01:28:16,987 You know, normally I would calmly interrogate you, but I'm kind of in a rush. 1238 01:28:17,164 --> 01:28:18,495 -I don't know anything! -Talk! 1239 01:28:18,666 --> 01:28:21,533 -No, please! It wasn't me. It was some guy. -What guy? 1240 01:28:21,702 --> 01:28:24,364 I met him when I was a keno girl at Treasure Island. 1241 01:28:24,538 --> 01:28:26,870 I borrowed money from him and couldn't pay it back. 1242 01:28:27,041 --> 01:28:29,100 -He said he would dump-- -What was his name?! 1243 01:28:29,276 --> 01:28:34,043 Ken? Cal? Karl? I don't remember. He didn't tell me his last name. 1244 01:28:35,049 --> 01:28:36,846 Karl. 1245 01:28:37,051 --> 01:28:39,451 -Karl Steele was on that sheet. -One of the brothers. 1246 01:28:39,620 --> 01:28:44,057 Lou and Karl Steele, armed robbery, grand theft auto. You met him at Treasure Island. 1247 01:28:45,426 --> 01:28:47,053 -Let's go. -Where are we going? 1248 01:28:47,228 --> 01:28:49,253 Treasure Island, that's where they took them. 1249 01:28:49,430 --> 01:28:52,331 -How do you know? -Dolly said the Steele brothers were pirates. 1250 01:28:54,969 --> 01:28:57,529 Janet is here with backup. 1251 01:28:57,705 --> 01:29:00,640 I repeat, Janet is here, 1252 01:29:00,908 --> 01:29:02,273 Jeff? 1253 01:29:02,443 --> 01:29:04,536 -Where is she? -Where is who? 1254 01:29:05,212 --> 01:29:07,737 -You are a lousy liar, Jeff. -Yeah. 1255 01:29:08,382 --> 01:29:10,316 And you're a good one. 1256 01:29:13,621 --> 01:29:17,284 -How are we gonna get out of here? -I don't know, but it has to be subtle. 1257 01:29:38,913 --> 01:29:42,849 Ladies and gentlemen, the next show will be in 20 minutes, 1258 01:29:49,023 --> 01:29:50,923 Okay, let's go. 1259 01:29:52,126 --> 01:29:54,458 You both keep your mouths shut, or you're dead. 1260 01:29:54,628 --> 01:29:57,426 The Steele brothers were fired from the Treasure Island show, 1261 01:29:57,598 --> 01:30:00,158 Cheryl said something about her booty being on the line. 1262 01:30:00,334 --> 01:30:03,861 Cheryl would never refer to her ass as a booty or refer to her ass, period. 1263 01:30:04,038 --> 01:30:05,266 She calls it a po-po. 1264 01:30:08,142 --> 01:30:09,837 -Excuse me! Excuse me! -Excuse us! 1265 01:30:10,010 --> 01:30:12,808 -FBI. We need your car. -Well, that's not gonna happen. 1266 01:30:14,582 --> 01:30:16,550 Get lost. Hey! 1267 01:30:16,717 --> 01:30:18,275 Hart, Hart! Too much! 1268 01:30:18,452 --> 01:30:21,421 Yeah, I know, but now I kind of see why you enjoy it so much. 1269 01:30:21,589 --> 01:30:25,457 You are fine citizens, and you will get your car back. Thank you very much. 1270 01:30:25,626 --> 01:30:27,856 -All right. -Okay, here I come. 1271 01:30:28,596 --> 01:30:30,325 -I'm sorry. I'm gonna turn. -Okay. 1272 01:30:31,165 --> 01:30:35,499 Sorry, sorry. What did Joel do, weld this thing on--? 1273 01:30:43,344 --> 01:30:45,938 Just keep quiet, do as you're told and nobody gets hurt. 1274 01:30:46,113 --> 01:30:48,138 I believe him. Don't you believe him, Cheryl? 1275 01:30:48,315 --> 01:30:51,443 -He wouldn't lie about a thing like that. -Will you just shut up?! 1276 01:30:55,022 --> 01:30:56,250 Jeff. 1277 01:30:56,423 --> 01:30:58,288 Jeff! Gracie and Sam went to-- 1278 01:30:58,459 --> 01:31:01,019 Go on, if you don't wanna spend a few years in prison... 1279 01:31:01,195 --> 01:31:03,390 ...for obstruction of justice. 1280 01:31:03,864 --> 01:31:05,729 Which prison? 1281 01:31:07,835 --> 01:31:09,928 Just in case I don't get a chance to say it... 1282 01:31:10,104 --> 01:31:13,437 ...I'm sorry for getting on you about that whole Matthews thing. 1283 01:31:13,607 --> 01:31:15,234 It was none of my business. 1284 01:31:15,409 --> 01:31:17,240 That's all right. 1285 01:31:17,544 --> 01:31:19,705 I scared him off. 1286 01:31:21,048 --> 01:31:25,485 But the thing is, right, he came back to save me. 1287 01:31:25,653 --> 01:31:31,819 I mean, why would somebody come back to save someone if they didn't have... 1288 01:31:32,126 --> 01:31:34,686 ...feelings? You know? 1289 01:31:34,862 --> 01:31:39,094 I'm sure he liked you, but maybe he was just doing his job. 1290 01:31:39,533 --> 01:31:41,000 Maybe. 1291 01:31:41,235 --> 01:31:45,331 Men. Can't live with them, you can't.... 1292 01:31:45,839 --> 01:31:48,137 -No, that's about it. -Yep. 1293 01:31:48,309 --> 01:31:49,674 Okay, hold on. 1294 01:31:54,114 --> 01:31:55,945 Come on! 1295 01:31:58,419 --> 01:32:03,288 -Okay! Clearly that's not working. -Don't start with me, Tina. 1296 01:32:12,633 --> 01:32:14,260 Are we gonna die? 1297 01:32:14,435 --> 01:32:16,699 Not if you develop gills in the next five minutes. 1298 01:32:29,850 --> 01:32:31,909 Let's go back through the casino. 1299 01:32:52,606 --> 01:32:55,268 Okay. I'm gonna take this side, you take that-- 1300 01:32:56,977 --> 01:32:58,444 The Steele brothers. 1301 01:32:58,612 --> 01:33:02,343 Lou! Lou and Karl Steele, freeze! FBI! Freeze! Freeze! 1302 01:33:04,251 --> 01:33:06,082 -Keep going. -Move. Move, move. 1303 01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:41,309 Hey, hey! 1304 01:33:47,361 --> 01:33:49,488 We're gonna need more help in sector four. 1305 01:33:55,803 --> 01:33:58,135 Where are Cheryl and Stan? 1306 01:33:58,305 --> 01:34:00,068 -Where? -You're breaking my wrist. 1307 01:34:00,240 --> 01:34:04,040 -Where are Cheryl and Stan? -They're at the bottom of the boat. 1308 01:34:04,211 --> 01:34:05,644 What boat?! 1309 01:34:13,387 --> 01:34:14,718 Lou! 1310 01:34:15,456 --> 01:34:16,889 I'm coming, bro! 1311 01:34:19,193 --> 01:34:22,128 -I got your back. -No, no. I got this. You go for Cheryl. 1312 01:34:22,296 --> 01:34:23,593 -You sure? -I've got this! 1313 01:34:23,764 --> 01:34:25,129 Twenty dollars on the sister. 1314 01:34:25,799 --> 01:34:29,462 You're good. I'm gonna enjoy this. 1315 01:34:55,095 --> 01:35:01,330 -Nothing left to talk about, lady. -I'm not gonna talk. I'm gonna sing! 1316 01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:09,404 Hope you weren't planning on reproducing. 1317 01:35:31,832 --> 01:35:35,768 -I'm coming! I'm coming! -Gracie! 1318 01:35:35,936 --> 01:35:38,928 Everything's gonna be okay. 1319 01:35:40,574 --> 01:35:43,771 -I've got you. Can you swim? -Can I swim? 1320 01:35:43,944 --> 01:35:47,778 I made junior lifesaver at Camp Mondago. I was captain of the miniature golf team. 1321 01:35:47,948 --> 01:35:50,610 -Stan, just go! Go, go! -Not without Cheryl! 1322 01:35:50,784 --> 01:35:53,810 -Stan, I have her! Go! Go! -Okay. 1323 01:35:53,987 --> 01:35:56,581 -Where? -The back is blocked. 1324 01:35:56,757 --> 01:36:00,090 -Go to the nearest porthole. Right here. -Oh, okay. 1325 01:36:02,162 --> 01:36:04,027 There's a cannon in my porthole! 1326 01:36:15,642 --> 01:36:17,701 -Pull! Come on, hurry! -My God! 1327 01:36:18,779 --> 01:36:20,337 It's moving! 1328 01:36:20,547 --> 01:36:22,310 -Go! -Here I go. Here I go. 1329 01:36:22,482 --> 01:36:24,507 Gracie! 1330 01:36:33,260 --> 01:36:35,728 Hart jumped in a few minutes ago. 1331 01:36:37,598 --> 01:36:40,226 -Okun, Hills, help him! -I can't swim, sir. 1332 01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:42,732 I gave you an order. 1333 01:36:47,841 --> 01:36:49,775 Gracie-- 1334 01:37:43,063 --> 01:37:48,000 -Miss United States. -You can call me Cheryl. 1335 01:39:01,141 --> 01:39:03,837 It's okay, we got you. We got you. 1336 01:39:04,511 --> 01:39:06,035 And so all of our clues... 1337 01:39:06,346 --> 01:39:08,177 ...eventually led us here. Here she is. 1338 01:39:11,885 --> 01:39:13,443 -Nice work, Hart. -Thank you, sir. 1339 01:39:13,620 --> 01:39:16,214 -Proud to have you on our team. -That's great. 1340 01:39:18,024 --> 01:39:20,424 -Thank you very much. -Oh, you've gotta be kidding. 1341 01:39:20,594 --> 01:39:22,323 You threatened to throw her in jail. 1342 01:39:22,496 --> 01:39:25,932 Get on your knees and thank her for solving a crime you couldn't solve. 1343 01:39:26,099 --> 01:39:29,432 -Take your little handshake and put it-- -Okay, Mr. Living-on-the-Edge. 1344 01:39:29,603 --> 01:39:31,764 We're all on the same team. It's all right. 1345 01:39:31,938 --> 01:39:34,566 Well, I guess he doesn't wanna keep the press waiting. 1346 01:39:34,941 --> 01:39:37,603 Gracie! 1347 01:39:38,278 --> 01:39:41,714 Oh, you must be getting really tired of saving my life. 1348 01:39:41,882 --> 01:39:47,445 No, no, it's good exercise. Oh, and thank you for the "booty" tip. 1349 01:39:48,321 --> 01:39:52,257 I felt so uncomfortable saying it, but it was an emergency. 1350 01:39:52,426 --> 01:39:57,489 -And I knew you'd be listening. -Yeah, well, what are friends for, right? 1351 01:39:58,064 --> 01:40:01,693 Oh, and speaking of friends, I would like to introduce you to Mr. Jeff Foreman. 1352 01:40:01,868 --> 01:40:06,805 Oh, we already met. He's a wonderful swimmer. 1353 01:40:07,340 --> 01:40:09,399 Well, you're so buoyant. 1354 01:40:13,647 --> 01:40:17,606 Okay. Come here. I gotta talk to you for a second. 1355 01:40:17,784 --> 01:40:19,615 Just a couple words of advice. 1356 01:40:21,521 --> 01:40:24,786 Don't bring up the Poconos, at least for a couple of months. 1357 01:40:25,792 --> 01:40:27,692 Okay. 1358 01:40:28,895 --> 01:40:30,692 Now go get him. 1359 01:40:31,832 --> 01:40:34,960 Gracie, I'm so proud of you. 1360 01:40:35,135 --> 01:40:36,966 Oh, thank you. 1361 01:40:37,137 --> 01:40:41,870 And, you know, even without the makeup and the gloss and all my magic... 1362 01:40:42,042 --> 01:40:45,068 ...you've never looked more beautiful than you do now. 1363 01:40:45,245 --> 01:40:47,270 Neither have you. 1364 01:40:48,248 --> 01:40:50,648 -Oh, thank you. -Gracie. 1365 01:40:50,817 --> 01:40:52,717 -Oh, Stan. -I'm so sorry. 1366 01:40:52,886 --> 01:40:55,446 -It's okay, Stan. -This was all my fault. 1367 01:40:56,857 --> 01:41:00,156 -I have this weakness for-- -For gambling. I talked to your mother. 1368 01:41:00,327 --> 01:41:01,794 -You talked to my mother? -Yeah. 1369 01:41:01,962 --> 01:41:05,955 -Does she want her 600 back? -Yeah, she wants that back. 1370 01:41:06,132 --> 01:41:07,656 But she's very proud of you. 1371 01:41:07,834 --> 01:41:12,203 You just need to stay away from the sluts-- The slots for a little while. Okay? Okay. 1372 01:41:15,442 --> 01:41:17,239 Let's go. 1373 01:41:20,380 --> 01:41:22,541 -Over here, sir. -Why'd you do it? 1374 01:41:28,688 --> 01:41:30,417 How you doing? 1375 01:41:31,324 --> 01:41:33,986 -Good. You? -Good. 1376 01:41:36,329 --> 01:41:40,925 Hey, you kicked some po-po out there. 1377 01:41:41,635 --> 01:41:45,127 -Thanks. You too. -Thank you. 1378 01:41:47,741 --> 01:41:51,142 And thanks.... 1379 01:41:54,948 --> 01:41:57,382 Thanks for coming back for me. 1380 01:41:58,585 --> 01:42:01,110 -It's not like I love you or anything. -I know. 1381 01:42:01,288 --> 01:42:03,620 -I was just doing my job. -I know. 1382 01:42:06,226 --> 01:42:08,126 But I gotta admit... 1383 01:42:09,429 --> 01:42:14,924 ...when you were saying that stuff back there about not having any friends... 1384 01:42:16,002 --> 01:42:17,629 ...I know what you mean by that. 1385 01:42:19,205 --> 01:42:21,264 You got a friend. 1386 01:42:22,075 --> 01:42:23,667 Yeah. 1387 01:42:26,246 --> 01:42:29,079 Agent Johnson, over in Mail Fraud? 1388 01:42:29,249 --> 01:42:31,615 I think he likes you. 1389 01:42:38,625 --> 01:42:40,718 Yeah. 1390 01:42:44,064 --> 01:42:47,830 No, but if, you know.... If that doesn't work out, then... 1391 01:42:52,572 --> 01:42:54,369 ...you always got: 1392 01:43:08,588 --> 01:43:11,318 You know what? She's right down there. You can talk to her. 1393 01:43:11,491 --> 01:43:12,719 Ms. Hart! Ms. Hart! 1394 01:43:12,892 --> 01:43:15,417 Is this going in your next book? 1395 01:43:15,595 --> 01:43:18,120 Guys, guys. I have two things to say. 1396 01:43:18,298 --> 01:43:22,064 First of all, there's not gonna be a next book. Second.... 1397 01:43:24,437 --> 01:43:27,031 No comment. Ever again. Ever. 1398 01:43:27,207 --> 01:43:31,541 Thank you, thank you. Not listening. Not listening. 1399 01:43:32,345 --> 01:43:35,109 Mr. Collins, characterize the investigation for us, sir. 1400 01:43:35,582 --> 01:43:38,847 I never gave up because the word "quit" is not in my vocabulary. 1401 01:43:39,019 --> 01:43:42,420 Neither is "failure," "A for effort," "abandon ship"-- 1402 01:43:42,956 --> 01:43:45,891 And that is how we do it in New York. 1403 01:43:58,438 --> 01:44:01,032 Okay, listen up, Got a change in the assignment schedule, 1404 01:44:01,207 --> 01:44:03,266 Hart's gonna be partnering with Fuller, 1405 01:44:03,443 --> 01:44:07,072 And the mayor's youth-crime prevention program is back on. 1406 01:44:07,247 --> 01:44:10,307 -The director wants.... -You ' re my new partner. 1407 01:44:10,483 --> 01:44:16,911 You have to like me. And back me up if someone's shooting at me. 1408 01:44:17,090 --> 01:44:19,388 Not necessarily. 1409 01:44:20,026 --> 01:44:23,462 -Want some? -Let's get to work. Keep your heads up. 1410 01:44:25,265 --> 01:44:28,530 We're partners now, but there's something I need to take care of alone. 1411 01:44:28,702 --> 01:44:31,899 -Are you sure you don't need backup? -This is solo. 1412 01:44:32,072 --> 01:44:33,369 -So we cool? -Cool. 1413 01:44:33,540 --> 01:44:34,768 All right, I'm gonna roll. 1414 01:44:57,263 --> 01:44:58,491 Hi. 1415 01:44:59,733 --> 01:45:03,066 I'm sorry to interrupt. I'm Gracie Hart of the FBI... 1416 01:45:03,236 --> 01:45:08,572 ...and our information indicated that a Priscilla was doing a book report on me... 1417 01:45:08,742 --> 01:45:12,906 ...so I thought I would come by and see if I could be of any assistance. 1418 01:45:13,213 --> 01:45:14,703 Oh, my God. 1419 01:45:14,914 --> 01:45:16,142 Hey, Priscilla. 1420 01:45:16,316 --> 01:45:19,752 Well, I suppose we can skip ahead to English... 1421 01:45:20,086 --> 01:45:23,886 ...and let Priscilla give her report in honor of our guest. 1422 01:45:24,791 --> 01:45:26,782 Let's put our math books away. 1423 01:45:30,396 --> 01:45:32,728 -Hi. -Thanks for coming. 1424 01:45:35,068 --> 01:45:37,263 Since we're in class... 1425 01:45:37,704 --> 01:45:40,605 ...I would like to share with you something I learned recently. 1426 01:45:40,774 --> 01:45:43,299 A little lesson, which is... 1427 01:45:43,910 --> 01:45:47,744 ...people may care about people who care about themselves... 1428 01:45:47,914 --> 01:45:51,077 ...but I just don't really care about those people. 1429 01:45:52,418 --> 01:45:55,581 -Not really following you. -No? 1430 01:45:56,256 --> 01:45:57,883 Come here. 1431 01:45:58,124 --> 01:46:00,752 We'll just have to take this. 1432 01:46:02,228 --> 01:46:04,628 And then we'll take those. 1433 01:46:04,798 --> 01:46:07,096 And then we'll just.... 1434 01:46:10,703 --> 01:46:12,227 There you are. 1435 01:46:13,306 --> 01:46:15,536 Now go do your book report. 1436 01:46:24,417 --> 01:46:27,545 Kids! Quiet! 1437 01:46:27,720 --> 01:46:29,847 Hey, hey, hey, put a lid on it, all right... 1438 01:46:30,023 --> 01:46:32,856 ...or I'm gonna have to rough you guys up a little bit, okay? 1439 01:46:33,026 --> 01:46:34,254 Miss Hart? 1440 01:46:34,427 --> 01:46:38,830 Until you admit that fighting is never the answer. Ever. 1441 01:46:38,998 --> 01:46:41,296 Because what do we really want? 1442 01:46:44,137 --> 01:46:45,468 Anyone? 1443 01:46:48,074 --> 01:46:51,475 Nobody? Nobody knows? 1444 01:46:52,712 --> 01:46:54,475 Priscilla, what do we want? 1445 01:46:55,849 --> 01:46:57,476 World peace. 1446 01:46:58,852 --> 01:47:00,217 World peace. 1447 01:47:00,887 --> 01:47:04,482 And the strength to hold fast to your beliefs... 1448 01:47:04,657 --> 01:47:09,492 ...while society's forcing you to conform to a Barbie-doll image, know what I'm saying? 1449 01:47:09,662 --> 01:47:13,621 You don't know what I'm saying? Okay, well... 1450 01:47:14,067 --> 01:47:15,762 ...it's mostly.... 1451 01:47:18,738 --> 01:47:21,070 It's mostly world peace. 1452 01:47:48,134 --> 01:47:51,865 On the video, you noticed the assailants were attempting to abduct Stan Fields... 1453 01:47:52,038 --> 01:47:56,134 ...and you pursued the matter "furder"-- Fur-- Okay. 1454 01:47:56,309 --> 01:48:00,541 Some savings bonds and a 1 901 -- 1455 01:48:00,713 --> 01:48:04,809 No, it's not quite that old. It's a 2001.... 1456 01:48:05,051 --> 01:48:06,814 You're the one-- 1457 01:48:08,388 --> 01:48:09,946 Damn that line! 1458 01:48:10,123 --> 01:48:12,455 Joel has come up with this very-- 1459 01:48:14,694 --> 01:48:15,956 Sedate? 1460 01:48:16,129 --> 01:48:17,721 Yeah, say it, yeah. 1461 01:48:17,897 --> 01:48:19,364 Foreman! 1462 01:48:22,268 --> 01:48:25,795 -Watch it. I'm handling breasts here. -Yours? 1463 01:48:25,972 --> 01:48:28,463 You pursued the matter furder-- Further-- 1464 01:48:29,475 --> 01:48:31,272 -" Furder." -" Furder"? 1465 01:48:31,444 --> 01:48:35,710 -Not gonna happen. -What other choice do we have? 1466 01:48:38,117 --> 01:48:41,109 On the kidnapping video, you noticed that the-- 1467 01:48:41,754 --> 01:48:43,847 You know what to say, Jeff. 1468 01:48:45,425 --> 01:48:46,824 -What's your name? -Foreman. 1469 01:48:46,993 --> 01:48:48,961 Foreman? Okay. 1470 01:48:52,899 --> 01:48:54,491 Fur ball. 1471 01:49:13,686 --> 01:49:17,747 -Little further. -Back up, back up, back up. 1472 01:49:22,628 --> 01:49:24,858 Feel-- I'm upset-- 1473 01:49:25,398 --> 01:49:28,367 Who are you? What am--? What am I doing here? 1474 01:49:28,735 --> 01:49:30,362 Stan. 1475 01:49:30,536 --> 01:49:34,495 Don't untie me. I have another 1 5 minutes. 1476 01:49:36,642 --> 01:49:39,236 You mentioned something about breakfast? 1477 01:49:42,448 --> 01:49:45,815 -Unprofessional. -Still rolling. 1478 01:49:49,622 --> 01:49:53,285 -Oh, my-- -Bro! Your mask! 1479 01:49:53,693 --> 01:49:56,924 We need a bunch of rodents. Squirrels, wombats. 1480 01:49:57,830 --> 01:50:01,596 -Can I go back to the trailer? -Yeah, yeah. 1481 01:50:03,269 --> 01:50:09,640 -You like the pirate. You wanna kiss him. -Shut up! 1482 01:55:15,147 --> 01:55:17,138 Ripped By Moskvar