1 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,537 [Cooing] 2 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:51,412 [Conversing In Native Language] 3 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:03,627 [Baby Fussing] 4 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:19,802 [Snapping] 5 00:01:33,693 --> 00:01:35,627 [Knocking] 6 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,021 [Rustling] 7 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:05,990 [Woman Screaming] 8 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,748 [Cooing] 9 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,750 Ahh. 10 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:36,721 Master Pain, what do we do ? 11 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:39,952 Open the mouth. 12 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:47,728 - [Chuckles] - [Baby Giggles] 13 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:53,033 [Gasps] The Chosen One ! 14 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:10,122 Huh ? What ? 15 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,589 Baby-- 16 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,927 [Grunting, Groaning] 17 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,800 Kill it ! 18 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,968 [Giggling] 19 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,356 We will all be cursed ! 20 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:56,431 [Both Scream] 21 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:02,334 Hmm. Hmm ? 22 00:04:43,549 --> 00:04:46,143 Mm ? Hmm ! 23 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:54,759 Mm, lighter, mm-hmm. 24 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,705 [Crying] 25 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:45,374 [Baby Thuds] 26 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,747 [Coos] 27 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,788 So cute. 28 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,790 [Laughs] 29 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:03,928 Bye-bye ! 30 00:06:21,797 --> 00:06:25,130 [Man Whispers] He's in themovie. 31 00:06:25,201 --> 00:06:27,192 Soisshe. 32 00:06:28,938 --> 00:06:30,929 He is too. 33 00:06:32,041 --> 00:06:34,134 [Man Whispers] It's starting now. 34 00:06:57,633 --> 00:07:00,932 [Man Narrating] The child had become a man. 35 00:07:02,071 --> 00:07:04,972 Rolling to the bottom ofagully, 36 00:07:05,041 --> 00:07:08,909 he was raised by various rodents. 37 00:07:08,978 --> 00:07:13,938 Havingno truehome, he wanderedthe wilderness... 38 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:17,884 insearch ofthe one whostolehis life. 39 00:07:20,856 --> 00:07:23,689 So onhe walked... 40 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:29,957 andsometimes drove. 41 00:07:32,101 --> 00:07:34,501 Andoccasionally, 42 00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:37,334 partiedwith the desertcreatures. 43 00:07:37,406 --> 00:07:40,466 [Creatures Chanting] Party ! Party ! Party ! 44 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,704 Little didheknow... 45 00:07:42,778 --> 00:07:45,576 thatbeforehim lied amysticalroad... 46 00:07:45,648 --> 00:07:48,742 ofgreat warriors andlegends. 47 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:52,650 [Lisping] Your days are over, mister. 48 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:59,853 [Sniffiing] 49 00:07:59,929 --> 00:08:02,659 [AttackYell] 50 00:08:04,667 --> 00:08:08,125 [Narrator] He livedunderconstantattack. 51 00:08:08,204 --> 00:08:11,037 What theyhadnotaccomplished whenhe wasa child... 52 00:08:11,107 --> 00:08:13,632 theysought tonowfiinish. 53 00:08:13,709 --> 00:08:15,768 [Grunting, Groaning] 54 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:27,621 Throughhisadversity, helearnedto fiight... 55 00:08:33,629 --> 00:08:36,564 - [Gasps] - andfiight well. 56 00:08:43,873 --> 00:08:49,140 Themorehe fought, themorehispowers grew. 57 00:09:01,424 --> 00:09:03,688 [Whistles] 58 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:15,660 - Imean, crap, man!Lookat that. - Ohh-- 59 00:09:15,738 --> 00:09:20,675 - [All Screaming] - That's, like, hisstomachplug on the ground back there. 60 00:09:20,743 --> 00:09:23,940 [Scoffs] You don't see that every day. 61 00:09:24,013 --> 00:09:29,280 I mean, that doesn't really even seempossible if you think about it, 62 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:32,946 with body or gans and cartilage and bones and-- 63 00:09:33,022 --> 00:09:36,788 I mean, I'm no doctor, but it was like one clean chunk. 64 00:09:36,859 --> 00:09:39,384 Uh-oh. Trouble. 65 00:09:42,398 --> 00:09:45,595 [Demonic Voice] Open your mouth ! 66 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,756 [Gasping] 67 00:10:15,331 --> 00:10:18,425 [Roar] 68 00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:45,153 - [Leader Roars] - [All Yelling] 69 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,661 Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi ! 70 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,361 Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi ! Uuh ! 71 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:55,869 [Grunting, Groaning] 72 00:11:20,896 --> 00:11:23,626 [Barking] 73 00:11:27,736 --> 00:11:30,136 I need gopher-chuks. 74 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,881 [Gophers Squealing] 75 00:11:59,935 --> 00:12:02,529 [Roaring, Seething] 76 00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:14,777 Uh-- 77 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,926 [Sustained Yell] 78 00:12:39,108 --> 00:12:41,156 Uuh ! 79 00:12:41,156 --> 00:12:44,023 [All] Our... sexual... preferences... 80 00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:49,462 are... our... own... business. 81 00:12:47,496 --> 00:12:49,726 [Both Chuckling] 82 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,401 - Yeah. - Oh, you. 83 00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:56,635 [All] Alfalfa. 84 00:12:58,941 --> 00:13:03,571 - [Bell Rings] - Hey, oh. Huh ? 85 00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:04,744 He's an outsider. Have you ever seen him before ? 86 00:13:09,251 --> 00:13:11,549 Mm-mm. Well, twice. 87 00:13:13,188 --> 00:13:15,122 Hey, who's he ? 88 00:13:16,558 --> 00:13:18,492 I don't know. 89 00:13:20,262 --> 00:13:25,996 ...and that day, I vowed to find the man who killed my family. 90 00:13:22,264 --> 00:13:24,892 Can you help me ? 91 00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:31,062 And why have you come to me ? 92 00:13:30,772 --> 00:13:34,538 You are Master Tang. Your skills are greatly known. 93 00:13:33,842 --> 00:13:36,572 I've traveled many years and miles to find you. 94 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:42,412 How many miles ? Would you say ten million ? 95 00:13:40,482 --> 00:13:44,782 Eh-- No, I don't think ten million. 96 00:13:45,287 --> 00:13:48,984 Look, I need your help. I live under constant attack. 97 00:13:49,658 --> 00:13:53,526 Hmm. Your story makes my heart heavy... 98 00:13:53,428 --> 00:13:55,362 and my prostate weak. 99 00:13:57,366 --> 00:14:00,267 My bladder is full to bursting. 100 00:13:59,368 --> 00:14:02,337 I feel for you and your grave loss. 101 00:14:02,337 --> 00:14:06,671 However, it will be impossible for us to helpyou. 102 00:14:05,374 --> 00:14:08,400 Master, I implore you to reconsider. 103 00:14:09,778 --> 00:14:12,645 Hmm. Okay ! 104 00:14:12,881 --> 00:14:16,078 The man you seek, his name is Master Pain. 105 00:14:17,419 --> 00:14:21,253 He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council. 106 00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,657 [Gagging, Coughing] 107 00:14:24,593 --> 00:14:27,494 But now I am in a quandary. 108 00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:31,827 For if your story is true, then you would-- 109 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,500 Huh ? [Gagging] 110 00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:37,566 [Clears Throat] What are the odds of that ? 111 00:14:40,409 --> 00:14:42,343 [Swallows] 112 00:14:43,178 --> 00:14:46,238 You would be the Chosen One. 113 00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:47,114 - [Squeak-toy Sound] - Master ! 114 00:14:48,316 --> 00:14:51,149 Ah, again with the squeaky shoes. 115 00:14:51,853 --> 00:14:54,447 Master, I was hoping one day I could be the Chosen One. 116 00:14:54,756 --> 00:14:56,690 - Be quiet ! - Master ! 117 00:14:57,426 --> 00:15:00,452 I don't like him very much. Let's kill him. 118 00:14:59,428 --> 00:15:03,159 - Sit down ! - Eeyah ! 119 00:15:02,531 --> 00:15:04,556 - [Squeaks] - [Sighs] 120 00:15:06,334 --> 00:15:10,361 Imust apologize for Wimp Lo. He is an idiot. 121 00:15:08,437 --> 00:15:11,099 We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke. 122 00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:17,308 Hah ! [Tittering] If you've got an ass, I'll kick it. 123 00:15:15,277 --> 00:15:18,644 - Hmm. - Legend tells us... 124 00:15:20,115 --> 00:15:22,345 that the true Chosen One... 125 00:15:23,552 --> 00:15:26,680 will bear the mark of infinite wisdom. 126 00:15:25,854 --> 00:15:28,084 Yea, yea ! 127 00:15:30,058 --> 00:15:33,357 [Barks] 128 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:36,353 What in God's name is that thing ? 129 00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,858 He seems to be the reason I'm pursued. 130 00:15:39,801 --> 00:15:42,269 There are so many things I'veyet to understand. 131 00:15:43,004 --> 00:15:45,529 - Does it have a name ? - Tonguey. 132 00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:48,634 I should not have asked. 133 00:15:48,143 --> 00:15:51,806 Still, this is a glorious day, 134 00:15:51,313 --> 00:15:57,149 for the Chosen One has come to free us from the Evil Council. 135 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:58,042 I remember a long time ago... 136 00:16:00,956 --> 00:16:03,390 when a good friend of mine told me... 137 00:16:04,025 --> 00:16:07,461 there would be a Chosen One. 138 00:16:06,528 --> 00:16:09,861 There will be a Chosen One. 139 00:16:19,508 --> 00:16:22,568 Then he told me... 140 00:16:24,813 --> 00:16:26,781 ofthe significance. 141 00:16:27,949 --> 00:16:30,315 It will be significant. 142 00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:36,748 And then he killed the dog. 143 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,892 - [Grunting] - [Farting] 144 00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:44,560 - [Dog Whines] - [Thudding] 145 00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:48,599 I now officially know too much. And why are you in bed ? 146 00:16:47,135 --> 00:16:51,595 Oh, you won't even believe what happened next. 147 00:16:50,972 --> 00:16:54,066 - No, please ! - Very well, Chosen One. 148 00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:57,569 Iinvite you to train with us... 149 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:01,808 until you find the where abouts of Master Pain. 150 00:17:00,815 --> 00:17:02,749 - I'll do it ! - In your dreams ! 151 00:17:04,019 --> 00:17:07,250 - Ohh-- - [Coughing] 152 00:17:06,021 --> 00:17:09,752 Yes, yes. Yes, play me like a drum. 153 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,894 [Groaning] 154 00:17:15,764 --> 00:17:17,698 [Clearing Throat] 155 00:17:24,206 --> 00:17:28,734 By the way, my student Ling, here, will assist you. 156 00:17:30,545 --> 00:17:34,242 Be not concerned of her shyness, for it will pass. 157 00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:37,641 There you go. 158 00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:51,060 I will stay... eh, to train. 159 00:17:48,396 --> 00:17:50,330 Thank you, Master Tang. 160 00:17:53,702 --> 00:17:56,227 [Coughing] 161 00:17:55,704 --> 00:17:58,605 Now, you two, on with your training. 162 00:17:58,306 --> 00:18:02,072 - Yes. Sure. - Asyouknow, 163 00:18:01,276 --> 00:18:04,871 I am a man of special needs. 164 00:18:05,113 --> 00:18:08,913 You will now receive the Fist of Fury. 165 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:14,050 [Coughing] Prepare the long rubber glove. 166 00:18:12,654 --> 00:18:16,385 - [Rubber Stretching, Snapping] - Eeny, meeny, 167 00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:20,018 miney, moe, 168 00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:26,529 I wonder where my glove will go. 169 00:18:23,898 --> 00:18:26,332 - Open your mouth ! - Open it ! 170 00:18:33,908 --> 00:18:35,842 You ! Open ! 171 00:18:36,411 --> 00:18:38,379 [Grunting, Groaning] 172 00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:40,643 Hey, guys, what's goin' on ? [Groaning] 173 00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:42,382 Hey ! Ooh ! 174 00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:47,916 Master Pain, it is a great honor having you beating random people in our town. 175 00:18:44,753 --> 00:18:49,991 Especially that helpless man you just hit. Welcome ! 176 00:18:49,991 --> 00:18:53,188 Hmm. My fiinger points. 177 00:18:53,855 --> 00:18:55,914 Wimp Lo, you must be careful. 178 00:18:56,691 --> 00:18:59,785 Your confiidence is disproportional toyour abilities. 179 00:18:59,961 --> 00:19:02,054 You think losing is winning. 180 00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:04,963 Heh ? Uh, uh-- Huh ? 181 00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:08,531 Hmm. The Chosen One is here to help us. 182 00:19:07,435 --> 00:19:11,872 - I like him a lot, and-- - Listen ! Shh. 183 00:19:11,906 --> 00:19:16,275 I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know. 184 00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:20,146 - I go pee-pee standing up. - Hmm. Mm. 185 00:19:19,747 --> 00:19:23,774 - I will defeat him ! - Please, don't. 186 00:19:24,185 --> 00:19:26,710 I will... 187 00:19:29,157 --> 00:19:32,718 - defeat him ! - [Squeaking] 188 00:19:33,261 --> 00:19:34,819 - Whee ! - Whee ! 189 00:19:35,863 --> 00:19:39,321 [Narrator] The Chosen One trained, 190 00:19:44,072 --> 00:19:48,168 for part of him knew what lied ahead. 191 00:19:59,954 --> 00:20:03,321 Wow! I'll have some of whatever he's smokin'! 192 00:20:03,491 --> 00:20:05,959 [All] Huh ! 193 00:20:16,704 --> 00:20:18,934 Huh ! 194 00:20:20,141 --> 00:20:22,405 Huh ! 195 00:20:22,677 --> 00:20:26,670 The others soon warmedup tohim... 196 00:20:24,979 --> 00:20:26,947 and his "friend". 197 00:20:27,315 --> 00:20:29,283 [Tonguey] Mm ! Mm, mm ! 198 00:20:31,385 --> 00:20:35,617 Hmm. Knock, Knock. Who's there ? 199 00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:36,219 Your butt that's about to be kicked. 200 00:20:47,135 --> 00:20:51,299 Take a close look, 'cause I rule, baby ! 201 00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:58,842 And who doyou rule ? The Large, Dark Nipple People ? 202 00:20:58,846 --> 00:21:03,909 I rock... and roll... all day long, sweet Susie ! 203 00:21:03,084 --> 00:21:05,644 [Giggling] I challengeyou ! 204 00:21:07,955 --> 00:21:09,889 [Snorts] 205 00:21:14,962 --> 00:21:17,453 Leap that wall ifyou're so great. 206 00:21:25,072 --> 00:21:27,563 Hmm ! 207 00:21:30,545 --> 00:21:34,447 - [Squeaking] - Big deal. Up and over ! Oi ! 208 00:21:39,353 --> 00:21:41,412 - Hmm ! - Huh ! 209 00:21:41,923 --> 00:21:45,188 Now we'll... learn who's the best. 210 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:55,094 Hmm ! 211 00:21:54,635 --> 00:21:57,229 - Huh ? I-- Uh-- - [Squeaking] 212 00:21:57,972 --> 00:22:02,306 Aha ! Face-to-foot style. How'd you like it ? 213 00:22:02,743 --> 00:22:07,043 I'm sure on some planet your style is quite impressive. 214 00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:09,315 Butyourweak link is, this is Earth. 215 00:22:09,817 --> 00:22:13,810 - [Exasperated Sigh] - Oh, yeah ? Try my nuts-to-your-fiist style ! 216 00:22:14,188 --> 00:22:17,851 Oh ! Uuh ! Who's laughing now ? 217 00:22:18,159 --> 00:22:22,323 Please, stop ! Wimp Lo sucks as a fiighter ! A child could beat him ! 218 00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:26,291 - [Squeaking] - I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak, 219 00:22:25,967 --> 00:22:28,902 - I'm gonna take his shoes and shove 'em up his-- - Chosen One ! 220 00:22:30,204 --> 00:22:35,232 - Master Pain's in town ! - Did you hear that ? Master Pain ? Areyou sure ? 221 00:22:34,342 --> 00:22:37,209 Gotcha now ! Guy-ee ! 222 00:22:37,345 --> 00:22:39,336 - Ay, ay! Why ? Why ? - No ! Please ! 223 00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:45,044 I am bleeding, making me the victor. 224 00:22:45,386 --> 00:22:49,914 Master Pain's meeting with the mayor. Oh, this is bad. 225 00:22:47,455 --> 00:22:50,583 [Suppressed Scream] 226 00:22:50,124 --> 00:22:52,649 [Men Chattering] 227 00:22:54,729 --> 00:22:56,663 Eh, Master Pain... 228 00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:01,765 willperform hisskill. 229 00:23:06,607 --> 00:23:08,973 Please. 230 00:23:10,311 --> 00:23:13,303 [Shouts] 231 00:23:13,814 --> 00:23:17,306 Mm, hah ! 232 00:23:24,725 --> 00:23:27,421 - [Applause] - Towel. Mm, thanks. 233 00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:55,050 [Clears Throat] 234 00:23:56,390 --> 00:23:58,654 Now, then, Master Pain has heard rumor... 235 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,061 that the Chosen One was spotted in town. 236 00:24:01,462 --> 00:24:04,431 Do what he says, or he'll cut offyour big toe. 237 00:24:03,798 --> 00:24:06,926 On thatyou can trust me. Let him hear it. 238 00:24:06,767 --> 00:24:11,363 Oh, that's tender. That is tender. 239 00:24:09,804 --> 00:24:12,295 [Chuckles Weakly] 240 00:24:13,007 --> 00:24:17,944 Thankyou. I have been called "bad" before. 241 00:24:31,225 --> 00:24:33,819 Many have said I do things... 242 00:24:33,794 --> 00:24:37,195 that are not correct to do. 243 00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:42,235 I don't believe in such talk as this. 244 00:24:41,469 --> 00:24:47,374 I am nice man with happy feelings all ofthe time ! 245 00:24:44,939 --> 00:24:47,999 First, ajoke. 246 00:24:48,442 --> 00:24:54,005 What doyou get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord ? 247 00:24:54,415 --> 00:24:59,250 - My ass. Nyah, ha ha ! Ha ha ! - [All Laugh] 248 00:24:57,551 --> 00:24:59,280 - Enough ! - Hmph ! 249 00:25:08,329 --> 00:25:12,459 Gentlemen, from this day forward... 250 00:25:13,234 --> 00:25:18,797 you will all refer to me by the name " Betty." 251 00:25:16,704 --> 00:25:18,638 [Laughing] 252 00:25:20,908 --> 00:25:24,571 But isn't Betty a woman's name ? 253 00:25:26,547 --> 00:25:28,481 Easy, easy ! 254 00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:32,646 We don't want to lose any more toes here. 255 00:25:38,626 --> 00:25:41,186 You'll all have to excuse Master Pain-- uh, Betty. 256 00:25:40,628 --> 00:25:44,689 It's 1 2:00 and time for his nap. 257 00:25:43,397 --> 00:25:45,422 Heh, Betty ? 258 00:25:46,033 --> 00:25:48,729 Hmm, sleepy time. 259 00:25:50,171 --> 00:25:53,436 Come along. Whoo ! Aah ! 260 00:25:52,273 --> 00:25:56,107 ImustfiindifI, too, possess this specialskill. 261 00:25:55,042 --> 00:25:58,034 Remember, do not stop until I giveyou the signal, 262 00:26:00,181 --> 00:26:04,085 or dramatically throwyou to the ground and request a towel. 263 00:26:04,085 --> 00:26:06,679 [Clears Throat] I'm ready. 264 00:26:07,154 --> 00:26:09,452 [Grunting, Groaning] 265 00:26:12,032 --> 00:26:14,762 Ooh, ow! Youcan't-- 266 00:26:12,166 --> 00:26:14,100 Couldyouplease-- 267 00:26:18,172 --> 00:26:21,073 Er, uh, should we keep going ? 268 00:26:35,522 --> 00:26:40,118 He said to hit him until he gave the signal to stop. 269 00:26:40,027 --> 00:26:42,894 Did anyone hear the signal ? 270 00:26:49,937 --> 00:26:53,395 Well, he was whining for a while. 271 00:26:52,906 --> 00:26:57,309 - Doyou thinkwhining was the signal ? - Rr-rr ! 272 00:26:57,578 --> 00:27:00,706 Hey, whoa, easy. We should wait a second or so. 273 00:27:00,514 --> 00:27:03,278 - [Both Grunting] - Hey, guys. 274 00:27:04,051 --> 00:27:06,986 Come on. Oh, well. 275 00:27:08,522 --> 00:27:10,752 [Grunting, Groaning Resumes] 276 00:27:11,725 --> 00:27:14,922 - Hey, wait, wait. - [Back Cracking] 277 00:27:14,561 --> 00:27:17,394 He did say the part about dramatically throwing us offhis body. 278 00:27:17,564 --> 00:27:21,056 [All] Oh, that's right. Yeah. 279 00:27:29,877 --> 00:27:31,811 [Lead Attacker] Okay. 280 00:27:33,147 --> 00:27:35,138 Go ahead. 281 00:27:36,049 --> 00:27:38,381 Throw us off ! 282 00:27:45,225 --> 00:27:47,318 He's not gonna die, is he ? 283 00:27:47,227 --> 00:27:49,388 You think he wants his towel ? 284 00:27:50,497 --> 00:27:52,590 - Hey, uh-- - That's pretty still. 285 00:27:54,902 --> 00:27:57,735 Maybe it's time we should-- We better get home, guys. 286 00:27:57,070 --> 00:27:59,163 Nobody say anything to Mom. 287 00:28:00,641 --> 00:28:05,078 [Groaning] Hmm ? 288 00:28:02,810 --> 00:28:05,506 Hmm. 289 00:28:05,712 --> 00:28:07,907 Hah ! 290 00:28:17,758 --> 00:28:20,090 I am Whoa. 291 00:28:26,266 --> 00:28:29,258 Okay. 292 00:28:33,173 --> 00:28:37,837 It is notyetyour time. You must not stand against Master Pain. 293 00:28:42,783 --> 00:28:46,742 - It's " Betty" now. - Oh. You must not stand against Betty. 294 00:28:48,822 --> 00:28:51,586 Ifyoufiight, he willkillyou. 295 00:28:51,892 --> 00:28:56,522 You need special training. You cannot defeat him now. 296 00:28:56,630 --> 00:28:59,929 - I'm-I'm sorry ? - You cannot defeat him now. 297 00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:03,500 I will defeat him. 298 00:29:03,504 --> 00:29:08,441 Ifyou can beat him, then you should have no problem beating me. 299 00:29:12,279 --> 00:29:13,678 Mm ! 300 00:29:15,649 --> 00:29:20,484 Ah ! Hmm, not bad. 301 00:29:18,552 --> 00:29:21,817 - [Giggling] - What's wrong ? 302 00:29:23,557 --> 00:29:26,754 - The supreme gift. - Hmm ? 303 00:29:38,505 --> 00:29:41,668 -You must trust the power ofthe tongue. -Hmm ? 304 00:29:49,783 --> 00:29:52,445 - But I must warn you... - Hmm ? 305 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:57,557 in the meadowyou will fiind Betty's great protector, Moon Yew. 306 00:29:56,390 --> 00:30:01,851 Avoid the meadow. We will meet again, Chosen One, 307 00:29:59,626 --> 00:30:02,959 many more times... in the sequel. 308 00:30:02,362 --> 00:30:04,296 [Screams] Ow ! 309 00:30:06,867 --> 00:30:08,801 [Baby Cooing] 310 00:30:12,406 --> 00:30:14,499 [DoorbellRings] 311 00:30:19,112 --> 00:30:22,240 Well, at least I haveyou, boy. 312 00:30:34,561 --> 00:30:36,495 [Barks] 313 00:30:41,068 --> 00:30:44,469 * Oh, Taco Bell Taco Bell* 314 00:30:49,409 --> 00:30:51,843 * Product placement with Taco Bell * 315 00:30:55,248 --> 00:30:57,648 - * Enchirito, macho burrito ** - [All] * Macho burrito ** 316 00:30:59,086 --> 00:31:01,520 MasterTang, what areyou doing here ? 317 00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:04,751 - I've come to kick ass. - Oh ! 318 00:31:05,058 --> 00:31:08,789 I knowyou seek the Chosen One. 319 00:31:07,527 --> 00:31:12,021 And I know... [Groans] whatyou did to his family. 320 00:31:10,030 --> 00:31:14,763 Now-- Ooh ! Oi ! I'm going to beatyou up ! [Coughing] 321 00:31:18,505 --> 00:31:22,134 Doyou need a glass ofwater or something ? 322 00:31:22,309 --> 00:31:26,143 - [Clearing Throat] -Jeez, at least coveryour mouth ! 323 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:31,078 - We're all going to catch it ! - Fight... [Coughs] or die ! 324 00:31:31,685 --> 00:31:35,212 Okay, I'll shakeyour bouncy booty ! Hit it ! 325 00:31:35,389 --> 00:31:37,823 * Can't touch this* 326 00:31:39,292 --> 00:31:41,954 - Hmm ! - * Can't touch this * 327 00:31:43,563 --> 00:31:45,360 - Hmm. - * Can't touch this* 328 00:31:48,301 --> 00:31:51,566 [Singing Along] * My, my, my, my* 329 00:31:50,804 --> 00:31:52,669 *Freshnewkicksandpants* 330 00:31:54,841 --> 00:31:56,775 * Yougotta like that Nowyouknowyou wanna dance* 331 00:31:56,710 --> 00:31:58,644 - *Somove outtayourseat* - Move. Seat. 332 00:32:00,047 --> 00:32:02,572 - *Andgeta flygirlandcatch thisbeat whileit's rollin'* - Beat. Rollin'. 333 00:32:01,982 --> 00:32:03,916 - *Holdon* - What's the time ? 334 00:32:03,984 --> 00:32:07,351 - *Hammertime** - [Coughing] 335 00:32:05,986 --> 00:32:09,422 Please, Betty. MasterTang is unable to fiightyou. He's pretty sick. 336 00:32:08,588 --> 00:32:11,216 [Sinister Chuckle] 337 00:32:10,590 --> 00:32:14,458 Why, I oughta-- Ooh ! 338 00:32:14,027 --> 00:32:17,895 Don't. He'll kill you like a small dog. 339 00:32:17,531 --> 00:32:21,524 Letyour anger be as a monkey in a pi�ata, 340 00:32:21,835 --> 00:32:26,397 hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick. 341 00:32:25,772 --> 00:32:30,835 - [Snorting] - Aw,jeez. And now the snorting starts. 342 00:32:29,710 --> 00:32:34,875 I'm sorry. I must fiightyou when I am stronger. 343 00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:36,214 Good-bye, Sally. 344 00:32:38,418 --> 00:32:41,080 [Thinking] It's Betty, you son ofa pig. 345 00:32:43,557 --> 00:32:48,620 The name is Betty. [Groaning] 346 00:32:48,795 --> 00:32:52,356 But Chosen One, I want to helpyou, but I-- 347 00:32:54,101 --> 00:32:56,763 I-I-I-I-- 348 00:32:56,837 --> 00:33:01,797 I-- Ijustcan't. 349 00:33:06,509 --> 00:33:08,568 I won't. Whee-ooh ! 350 00:33:10,146 --> 00:33:12,910 He wasn't at the restaurant. Doyou know where he is ? 351 00:33:12,882 --> 00:33:16,113 No, no ! He'll kill you. 352 00:33:17,921 --> 00:33:20,389 [Sighs] 353 00:33:20,056 --> 00:33:24,356 Don't go. Please. 354 00:33:22,892 --> 00:33:26,885 Stay alive. Stay and live a life here with me. 355 00:33:26,195 --> 00:33:28,663 Ee-ooh-ee-ooh-ee ! 356 00:33:28,731 --> 00:33:32,861 Look, Ling, those curlicues on your face make me so hot I can't think straight. 357 00:33:33,102 --> 00:33:37,471 He is well protected. It's impossible. 358 00:33:37,173 --> 00:33:40,506 You'll never make it. Never make it. 359 00:33:39,709 --> 00:33:42,542 Ever make it. Never make it. 360 00:33:43,913 --> 00:33:47,007 Never make it. You'll never make it, ever. 361 00:33:48,351 --> 00:33:51,343 Don'tyou see ? You can't make it. 362 00:33:51,754 --> 00:33:54,314 I imploreyou to reconsider. 363 00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:58,149 Hmm. Okay. 364 00:33:57,827 --> 00:34:02,924 He spends his time at the top of a waterfall, swinging a chain around. 365 00:34:00,897 --> 00:34:03,229 [Sobbing] There. 366 00:34:03,533 --> 00:34:07,333 You've got whatyou wanted. Now go ! 367 00:34:07,103 --> 00:34:09,037 [Crying, Squealing] 368 00:34:12,275 --> 00:34:14,300 [Sighs] Hmm. 369 00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:17,111 [Crying, Squealing Continues] 370 00:34:18,548 --> 00:34:23,110 [Whoa's Voice] Remember, avoid themeadow. 371 00:34:21,985 --> 00:34:26,445 - [Grunts, Snorts] - Hmm. 372 00:34:24,087 --> 00:34:26,612 - [Moos] - Huh ? 373 00:34:39,135 --> 00:34:40,898 [Fierce Moo] 374 00:34:43,773 --> 00:34:45,707 Ahh ! 375 00:34:53,449 --> 00:34:56,213 Hmm ! Hmm ! 376 00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:58,418 Whoa-oa-oa ! 377 00:35:08,431 --> 00:35:10,558 Hmm ! 378 00:35:12,635 --> 00:35:15,263 Hah ! Huh ? 379 00:35:48,004 --> 00:35:50,302 [Laughing] 380 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,135 [Pained Moo] 381 00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:05,849 Hah ! Hah ! 382 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,928 - Mm ? - [Laughing] 383 00:36:23,406 --> 00:36:26,000 Huh ? You like it ? Huh ? Feels good, huh ? 384 00:36:51,868 --> 00:36:53,802 [Groans] 385 00:36:56,439 --> 00:36:59,533 * Swingin' the chain Swingin' the chain * 386 00:37:02,445 --> 00:37:06,939 * Swingin' the chain Swingin' the-- ** Huh ? 387 00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:12,313 Well, you must be quite a fiighter to make it past my cow. 388 00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:25,959 What is ityou want ? 389 00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:28,970 Evil Betty, 390 00:37:31,607 --> 00:37:36,874 I've come to fiinish something I should've doneyears ago. 391 00:37:36,746 --> 00:37:38,680 Remember these ? 392 00:37:38,915 --> 00:37:41,543 Well, you've grown. 393 00:37:40,917 --> 00:37:43,442 I thoughtyou looked familiar. 394 00:37:46,255 --> 00:37:49,747 Sorry, I didn't recognizeyou without crap in your pants. 395 00:37:48,257 --> 00:37:51,522 I've trained mywhole life for this day. 396 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:55,659 I spanked you as a baby. I'll spankyou now, bitch ! 397 00:37:53,563 --> 00:37:55,997 - Good luck. - [Man] Wait ! 398 00:37:57,133 --> 00:38:00,466 You mustn't ! You are not ready ! 399 00:38:00,469 --> 00:38:04,872 - Who areyou ? - Ling's father. Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh-ee ! 400 00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:08,301 - Oh, dear. - No one man can defeat Betty. 401 00:38:07,743 --> 00:38:12,510 When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking foryou ! 402 00:38:11,147 --> 00:38:13,638 I have to avenge my family ! 403 00:38:15,618 --> 00:38:17,483 - [Grunts] - Ohh ! 404 00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:21,188 [Grunting, Groaning] 405 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:25,527 [Narrator] At thatmoment, 406 00:38:26,162 --> 00:38:30,724 the Chosen Onelearned a valuable lessonaboutiron claws. 407 00:38:30,032 --> 00:38:33,866 - Theyhurtlike crap, man! - [Screams] 408 00:38:35,137 --> 00:38:37,731 Chosen One ! Oh ! 409 00:38:37,139 --> 00:38:39,073 Shirt ripper ! 410 00:38:41,777 --> 00:38:44,337 [Narrator] Chosen One was clearlynotready. 411 00:38:46,983 --> 00:38:49,451 Heshouldhave listened to thatone-boobedchick. 412 00:38:52,388 --> 00:38:54,879 Hmm ! 413 00:38:58,494 --> 00:39:02,931 [Ling's Father Groaning] Water... everywhere ! 414 00:39:02,365 --> 00:39:06,699 Uuh ! All over me ! I'm... getting... wet ! 415 00:39:09,905 --> 00:39:13,773 Uuh! I'm falling ! You're falling ! 416 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,409 We're falling ! 417 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:19,106 A whale ! 418 00:39:21,384 --> 00:39:26,549 Mm-mm. Hmm. Mmm, memento ! 419 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:29,223 Huuh, Chosen One, I am sorry. 420 00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:34,163 [Chosen One] I'llgetyousomehelp. 421 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,130 [Chosen One] I'llgetyousomehelp. 422 00:39:41,804 --> 00:39:44,500 [Groaning] 423 00:39:45,775 --> 00:39:51,213 Let me know ifyou see a Radio Shack. 424 00:39:47,136 --> 00:39:49,070 Hmm. 425 00:39:52,341 --> 00:39:55,367 - [All] Once again. - [Master Tang] With feeling. 426 00:39:55,110 --> 00:39:57,635 [All] One... ofus... 427 00:40:03,085 --> 00:40:06,521 is wearing... a pushup bra. 428 00:40:05,087 --> 00:40:07,021 It's lacy-- [Continues, Indistinct] 429 00:40:08,190 --> 00:40:10,590 [Ling's Father] MasterTang, please help me. 430 00:40:10,793 --> 00:40:15,196 - I'm bleeding. - Hey ! I rememberyou ! 431 00:40:14,296 --> 00:40:17,197 - [Farts] - [Dog Whines] 432 00:40:16,298 --> 00:40:18,630 Just like old times ! 433 00:40:18,767 --> 00:40:23,067 - Ah, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi ! Rikki-Tikki ! - Too tight ! Stop hugging me ! 434 00:40:24,506 --> 00:40:28,033 - I have a mortal wound ! - Where ? Where does it hurt ? 435 00:40:27,476 --> 00:40:30,604 Oh, pretty much around the big, bloody spot. Oh ! 436 00:40:29,878 --> 00:40:33,041 - [Moaning] - Come inside. I'll get the Neosporin. 437 00:40:34,249 --> 00:40:36,683 * Na na na na na * 438 00:40:37,853 --> 00:40:39,787 * Neo * 439 00:40:41,056 --> 00:40:43,251 * Na na na na na na na * 440 00:40:44,293 --> 00:40:46,591 * Sporin ** ** [Imitating Electric Guitar] 441 00:40:46,795 --> 00:40:49,093 Please, I'm dying. 442 00:40:48,797 --> 00:40:50,731 You must listen to me. 443 00:40:51,066 --> 00:40:55,765 I feel the Chosen One may give up hope. 444 00:40:53,435 --> 00:40:55,369 This must not happen. 445 00:40:55,804 --> 00:41:00,138 The creature in his tongue, although a little disturbing, 446 00:40:57,806 --> 00:41:03,005 possess a great supernatural power-r-r ! 447 00:41:02,578 --> 00:41:04,512 [Groans] 448 00:41:04,580 --> 00:41:09,347 W-Without Tonguey, the council is invincible. 449 00:41:08,984 --> 00:41:13,353 Theywill come to Betty's aid. Doyou understand ? 450 00:41:14,256 --> 00:41:17,054 No. I don't understand you. 451 00:41:17,659 --> 00:41:20,093 [Moaning] 452 00:41:22,498 --> 00:41:24,932 - Aha ! - No. Don'tdo that. Ithurts. 453 00:41:30,973 --> 00:41:33,441 No, it's good, it's good ! 454 00:41:33,842 --> 00:41:37,278 No, no, please. I have a wound there. 455 00:41:37,513 --> 00:41:39,606 Come on. Don't spoil everything. 456 00:41:40,015 --> 00:41:42,609 This works for both ofus, huh ? 457 00:41:42,551 --> 00:41:45,315 [Lecherously] Yeah-ahh ! 458 00:41:46,054 --> 00:41:49,251 [Chosen One] Thenews of your father weighsheavyonmyheart. 459 00:41:48,223 --> 00:41:52,250 Evidently, his wound never closed up properly. 460 00:41:50,893 --> 00:41:53,987 He gave his life for mine. 461 00:42:00,269 --> 00:42:02,203 I'm so sorry, Ling. 462 00:42:03,539 --> 00:42:06,531 He was my father my entire life. 463 00:42:07,643 --> 00:42:10,806 We were friends. I loved him. 464 00:42:10,813 --> 00:42:12,974 And now he's dead-- 465 00:42:12,815 --> 00:42:17,115 except for his hair and nails-- dead. 466 00:42:15,884 --> 00:42:17,818 [Quacks] 467 00:42:20,656 --> 00:42:22,886 [Sighs] 468 00:42:22,891 --> 00:42:24,825 [Sniffling] 469 00:42:27,262 --> 00:42:29,628 I don't understand... 470 00:42:30,265 --> 00:42:33,257 why people have to die. 471 00:42:32,568 --> 00:42:34,866 Whee-ooh-whee-ooh-whee-ooh ! 472 00:42:38,574 --> 00:42:40,804 And now... 473 00:42:42,444 --> 00:42:44,537 if-ifI loseyou-- 474 00:42:45,514 --> 00:42:49,473 Oh, man, I'm a little, tiny, horny honey. 475 00:42:48,884 --> 00:42:50,818 Mm. 476 00:42:51,186 --> 00:42:54,917 - Hmm ! - Mmm ! 477 00:42:58,260 --> 00:43:01,058 - Mm-mm-mm ! - Mmm ! 478 00:43:07,736 --> 00:43:09,636 Ooh-whee-ooh ! 479 00:43:12,374 --> 00:43:16,037 Oh, but I don't know. It's so soon. 480 00:43:16,178 --> 00:43:20,672 I can't remember the last time I felt like this. 481 00:43:19,047 --> 00:43:21,106 So ready for action. 482 00:43:22,217 --> 00:43:24,481 So ready for love ! 483 00:43:29,658 --> 00:43:31,250 Hmm ? 484 00:43:34,229 --> 00:43:37,892 I need you now in the worst way. 485 00:43:36,365 --> 00:43:38,299 I can't control it ! 486 00:43:40,802 --> 00:43:43,100 Take me, man meat ! 487 00:43:42,471 --> 00:43:45,201 But I don't wantyou to think I'm a slut. 488 00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:49,478 - [Giggling] - Huh ? 489 00:43:49,478 --> 00:43:53,175 What ? What now ? 490 00:43:51,847 --> 00:43:54,338 How do I proceed ? 491 00:43:54,650 --> 00:43:56,811 [Deep Voice] Simba. 492 00:43:59,087 --> 00:44:02,079 I... am not Simba. 493 00:44:05,594 --> 00:44:07,528 I am the Chosen One. 494 00:44:09,364 --> 00:44:14,666 Ah, yes. I am Mu Shu Fasa. 495 00:44:19,174 --> 00:44:22,166 You must not be troubled, Cho-Simba One. 496 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:26,073 He took everything from me-- a family I never knew. 497 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:29,780 What good am I now ? His powers are greater than mine. 498 00:44:27,482 --> 00:44:31,145 Yes, plus when you were hit with his iron claw, 499 00:44:32,854 --> 00:44:35,220 you did scream like a wussy. 500 00:44:35,924 --> 00:44:39,416 Look insideyourself, Cho-Simba. 501 00:44:39,661 --> 00:44:43,563 You must takeyour place in the great circle of... 502 00:44:44,032 --> 00:44:45,966 stuff. 503 00:44:47,769 --> 00:44:50,897 Behold the symbols. 504 00:44:50,205 --> 00:44:52,867 One over here, 505 00:44:53,775 --> 00:44:57,541 the other over there. 506 00:44:58,747 --> 00:45:02,513 Remember, weakening and defeating Betty... 507 00:45:00,749 --> 00:45:05,118 is the fiirst step to revealing the council's identity. 508 00:45:03,952 --> 00:45:07,353 What is this Evil Council everyone speaks of? 509 00:45:06,688 --> 00:45:11,990 The answeryou seek resides in the stars above. 510 00:45:10,525 --> 00:45:13,016 I don't understand. 511 00:45:14,362 --> 00:45:16,296 Ofcourseyou don't. 512 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,098 I'm speaking in riddles. 513 00:45:22,270 --> 00:45:26,604 That's kind ofthe point, like a clue that will later makeyou go, 514 00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:33,274 "Oh, that's what he meant ! Stars above !" 515 00:45:30,212 --> 00:45:34,046 Please tell me. What is my purpose ? 516 00:45:32,214 --> 00:45:34,478 Train, Cho-Simba. 517 00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:38,178 You must reach the next level. 518 00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:42,479 - This is CNN. - Wait, Mu Shu. 519 00:45:44,693 --> 00:45:47,890 - CNN. - What ofmy tongue ? 520 00:45:48,597 --> 00:45:52,363 - C... N... - Mu Shu ! 521 00:45:50,932 --> 00:45:53,867 N ! 522 00:45:54,603 --> 00:45:57,163 [Muttering] 523 00:45:58,173 --> 00:46:01,506 Hmm ? A tiger. 524 00:46:01,443 --> 00:46:04,344 Hmm ? Tiger, tiger, tiger. 525 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,441 Hmm ! Bird. 526 00:46:09,784 --> 00:46:13,117 Birdie. Birdie, birdie. 527 00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:15,048 Hmm. 528 00:46:15,824 --> 00:46:18,292 I am a great magician. 529 00:46:20,395 --> 00:46:22,363 Your clothes are red ! 530 00:46:24,532 --> 00:46:27,399 [Chuckles] Wow ! Please. 531 00:46:27,936 --> 00:46:30,632 - Do it again. Wait, who's that ? - [Running Footsteps] 532 00:46:30,639 --> 00:46:34,166 [Blubbering] B-- Betty. 533 00:46:33,174 --> 00:46:35,506 H-He's alive, Betty. 534 00:46:35,210 --> 00:46:37,235 He's still alive, Betty. 535 00:46:38,146 --> 00:46:41,877 Still alive ! How can that be ? 536 00:46:40,915 --> 00:46:44,248 Oh, this is bad. This is very bad. 537 00:46:44,519 --> 00:46:46,612 Your clothes are black. 538 00:46:46,921 --> 00:46:49,947 Oh, the council will not be pleased. 539 00:46:50,125 --> 00:46:52,889 Uh, but, Betty, do they have to know ? 540 00:46:53,928 --> 00:46:57,557 He's supposed to be dead. I am responsible. 541 00:46:57,332 --> 00:47:02,395 Nyah ! He, alone, can disrupt the Evil Council's plan. 542 00:46:59,501 --> 00:47:03,403 Him and that infernal Tonguey ! Eh, red clothes ! 543 00:47:02,604 --> 00:47:04,538 Uh, Master Betty, 544 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:10,139 might I inquire, what is the Evil Council's plan ? 545 00:47:09,144 --> 00:47:11,612 Huh ! It is evil. 546 00:47:14,282 --> 00:47:17,718 My, it is so evil ! 547 00:47:18,253 --> 00:47:21,086 It is a bad, bad plan... 548 00:47:20,255 --> 00:47:23,122 that will hurt many people... 549 00:47:25,026 --> 00:47:26,960 that are good. 550 00:47:27,562 --> 00:47:30,087 I think it's great, 'cause it's so bad. 551 00:47:31,066 --> 00:47:33,660 I-I see.... I think. 552 00:47:33,968 --> 00:47:38,166 But, Master Betty, what ofthe Chosen One ? 553 00:47:36,905 --> 00:47:38,839 Hmm. 554 00:47:38,907 --> 00:47:43,105 I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. 555 00:47:41,509 --> 00:47:45,309 Hmm, like with-- with a rock or something. 556 00:47:44,179 --> 00:47:45,806 Like a-- like a stone. 557 00:47:48,450 --> 00:47:50,714 [Both] *We are both ventriloquists * 558 00:47:50,452 --> 00:47:52,511 *Ventriloquists Ventriloquists * 559 00:47:54,723 --> 00:47:57,988 *We are both ventriloquists and we practice every day* 560 00:47:58,593 --> 00:48:00,720 - He carries the basket. - He carries the paper roll. 561 00:48:04,699 --> 00:48:06,633 *And we don't have cysts * 562 00:48:07,035 --> 00:48:09,196 * But there is one thing that's for sure my friends, we are ventriloquists ** 563 00:48:09,170 --> 00:48:12,230 Yaah ! Hmm. 564 00:48:12,507 --> 00:48:15,704 - Haveyou seen him before ? - Never ! 565 00:48:14,709 --> 00:48:17,303 Ventriloquists, huh ? 566 00:48:16,711 --> 00:48:19,771 Nyah, nyah, nyah ! 567 00:48:18,947 --> 00:48:22,439 You know the location ofthe Chosen One. Where is he ? 568 00:48:22,083 --> 00:48:26,247 [Gasps] On the life ofmy dummy, I swear this-- 569 00:48:25,353 --> 00:48:27,913 I'll never tell you where he is ! [Grunts] 570 00:48:28,923 --> 00:48:32,859 -Iam the Chosen One, outside the wall! -Yeah, the wall! 571 00:48:34,095 --> 00:48:37,861 Your mouth tricks will not work on me, ventriloquists. 572 00:48:37,665 --> 00:48:41,328 [Narrator] Andsobegan Betty'skillingspree. 573 00:48:41,903 --> 00:48:45,669 No one wassafe. Ouchie ! 574 00:48:49,077 --> 00:48:51,204 Aiding the Chosen One... 575 00:48:53,081 --> 00:48:56,983 becamean offense punishable by death. 576 00:48:58,586 --> 00:49:01,453 Hmm. Orson. 577 00:49:02,323 --> 00:49:04,723 [All] Welles. 578 00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:11,696 [Weakly] *We are both ventriloquists * 579 00:49:09,564 --> 00:49:13,500 * But now we're upside down * 580 00:49:13,535 --> 00:49:17,027 - I swing a bit more. - I swing a bit less. 581 00:49:16,471 --> 00:49:19,599 * But we both swing ifyou know-- ** 582 00:49:20,475 --> 00:49:23,035 - Gotya. - [Whimpering] Whee-oh ! 583 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:28,645 - What ? Please ! - Hold still, ma'am. Here she is, Betty. 584 00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:32,250 [Whimpers] The Chosen One disappeared last night. 585 00:49:32,454 --> 00:49:35,218 - What haveyou done with him ? - Funny. 586 00:49:35,657 --> 00:49:38,455 I thoughtyou could tell me. 587 00:49:38,293 --> 00:49:40,659 Hmm. In your dreams. Whee-oh ! 588 00:49:42,130 --> 00:49:44,496 Hmm ! 589 00:49:45,567 --> 00:49:48,403 I like 'em feisty. [Snickering] 590 00:49:48,403 --> 00:49:52,066 You disgust me. Whee-oh-oh-oh ! 591 00:49:51,272 --> 00:49:54,298 Ee-oh, whee-oh, pee-oh, ee-oh, pee-oh ! 592 00:49:53,708 --> 00:49:56,302 - Whee ! - [Droning] 593 00:49:56,144 --> 00:49:59,045 [Squealing Continues] 594 00:50:00,855 --> 00:50:03,346 [Droning] 595 00:50:00,988 --> 00:50:03,149 Whee ! Ohh ! 596 00:50:04,725 --> 00:50:07,159 - She hit me, Betty. - No ! 597 00:50:07,828 --> 00:50:10,695 Go follow her, then save her... 598 00:50:10,498 --> 00:50:12,728 for me. 599 00:50:13,467 --> 00:50:17,665 [Sinister Droning Laughing] 600 00:50:16,037 --> 00:50:19,529 *Ah, chicken go cluck-cluck Cow go moo * 601 00:50:18,272 --> 00:50:21,241 * Piggy go-- * [Snorting] * How 'boutyou * 602 00:50:20,775 --> 00:50:25,075 * Gonna be an animal just likeyou-- ** 603 00:50:23,711 --> 00:50:26,009 Coo-coo ! Coo-coo ! 604 00:50:26,013 --> 00:50:29,107 I'm just a birdy too. 605 00:50:33,454 --> 00:50:36,685 Uh-huh ? Uh-huh ? 606 00:50:37,024 --> 00:50:39,049 * Lemurs go-- * [Sniffiing] 607 00:50:40,061 --> 00:50:43,428 * Ostrich go baah, koalas go-- ** [Smacking Lips] 608 00:50:44,432 --> 00:50:47,526 - Huh ? - Yaah ! 609 00:50:50,871 --> 00:50:53,601 - Hitit! - * I like big butts and I cannot lie * 610 00:50:55,176 --> 00:50:57,337 * Youotherbrothers can'tdeny* 611 00:50:59,413 --> 00:51:03,247 * 'Cause I'm longandI'mstrongand I'm down toget the friction on* 612 00:51:01,515 --> 00:51:03,449 * Yougetsprung wannapull up front* 613 00:51:04,952 --> 00:51:07,147 * 'Causeyounoticed thatbutt wasstuffed* 614 00:51:08,122 --> 00:51:11,023 * Useme, useme 'causeyouain't thataveragegroupie* 615 00:51:10,925 --> 00:51:12,790 *Babygotback* 616 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,027 *Babygotback* 617 00:51:17,064 --> 00:51:20,227 [Thinking] Okay, sohere were my options. 618 00:51:19,066 --> 00:51:22,524 "A, "quickly ducksideways, dodge the claw, 619 00:51:21,335 --> 00:51:23,997 then takehim out withaspinningbackkick. 620 00:51:24,305 --> 00:51:27,172 Or "B, "take the claw in the face, 621 00:51:27,508 --> 00:51:31,171 thenrollon theground anddie. 622 00:51:30,444 --> 00:51:33,106 Hmm. Should have gone with "A." 623 00:51:33,681 --> 00:51:36,707 *Don't wantnone unlessyougotbuns, hon** 624 00:51:37,218 --> 00:51:38,981 - [Squeaking] - [Chuckles] 625 00:51:39,954 --> 00:51:42,548 That's right ! Follow me ! 626 00:51:42,890 --> 00:51:44,790 Rightintomy trap ! 627 00:51:46,627 --> 00:51:50,290 - [Grunts] - [LongSqueak] 628 00:51:49,363 --> 00:51:52,127 You go that way. I'll go home. 629 00:51:53,634 --> 00:51:56,432 Hmm ? Hmm ? 630 00:51:59,607 --> 00:52:02,098 [Gasps] Huh ? 631 00:52:04,145 --> 00:52:05,840 Hmm ? 632 00:52:06,113 --> 00:52:09,571 Oh ! Chosen One ! 633 00:52:20,594 --> 00:52:22,824 [Quacks] 634 00:52:29,737 --> 00:52:31,830 - Ling ? - Hurry! 635 00:52:38,345 --> 00:52:41,439 - I'm coming ! - Chosen One ! 636 00:52:40,915 --> 00:52:43,076 I'm coming ! 637 00:52:42,683 --> 00:52:44,480 Chosen One ! 638 00:52:46,220 --> 00:52:48,347 I'm coming ! 639 00:52:48,522 --> 00:52:50,319 Chosen One ! 640 00:52:50,691 --> 00:52:52,784 I'm coming ! 641 00:52:53,861 --> 00:52:57,797 [Grunting, Panting] 642 00:52:56,097 --> 00:52:58,565 [Gasping] 643 00:52:57,965 --> 00:53:00,593 [Grunts] 644 00:53:00,167 --> 00:53:02,499 Go get some snacks. 645 00:53:02,036 --> 00:53:05,062 Perhaps a carbonated soda. 646 00:53:14,081 --> 00:53:17,209 I hope they have Icees ! 647 00:53:23,390 --> 00:53:26,325 I've chosen the large tub. 648 00:53:27,428 --> 00:53:30,522 My nipples look like Milk Duds. 649 00:53:36,604 --> 00:53:40,040 I've got someyellow liquid foryour popcorn, 650 00:53:39,006 --> 00:53:40,940 and it's non-dairy. 651 00:53:43,244 --> 00:53:45,178 [Panting] 652 00:53:46,447 --> 00:53:49,712 I... will... not... be stopped... 653 00:53:50,618 --> 00:53:52,779 by a tiny net ! 654 00:53:53,787 --> 00:53:56,483 I'll reverse the capture method, 655 00:53:57,291 --> 00:53:59,316 and yaah-- free. 656 00:54:06,467 --> 00:54:08,628 Now I have to fiind Ling. 657 00:54:08,469 --> 00:54:11,805 Ling ! 658 00:54:11,805 --> 00:54:13,067 Ling ! 659 00:54:14,041 --> 00:54:17,010 - [Squeaks] - [Gasps] 660 00:54:16,810 --> 00:54:19,370 Wimp Lo ? 661 00:54:18,913 --> 00:54:21,211 [Master Tang] Chosen One. 662 00:54:21,148 --> 00:54:23,878 Huh ? Master ! 663 00:54:22,416 --> 00:54:26,113 - Chosen One. - Oh, Master. 664 00:54:23,751 --> 00:54:26,311 Do I look all right ? 665 00:54:26,787 --> 00:54:29,688 Uh, yeah, sure. 666 00:54:29,423 --> 00:54:31,789 O-On a scale from one to ten-- 667 00:54:33,661 --> 00:54:36,061 Uh... one. 668 00:54:36,463 --> 00:54:39,591 Come. C-Come closer, please. 669 00:54:40,234 --> 00:54:42,964 Listen and listen well. 670 00:54:42,870 --> 00:54:47,068 I really like the band 'N Sync. 671 00:54:45,839 --> 00:54:49,297 My favorite member is Harpo. 672 00:54:49,510 --> 00:54:51,774 I think there's a Harpo. 673 00:54:51,979 --> 00:54:54,539 Ifnot, there should be. 674 00:54:56,283 --> 00:54:59,309 I will write their next hit, maybe. 675 00:54:59,086 --> 00:55:02,487 *A-boom-boom chickie-chickie boom-boom boom-chickie * 676 00:55:03,357 --> 00:55:05,484 * Chaka-chaka-choo-choo ** 677 00:55:06,894 --> 00:55:11,831 By the way, youmustbe wary ofBetty's iron claws. 678 00:55:09,230 --> 00:55:11,596 They are sharp, and they hurt. 679 00:55:11,865 --> 00:55:16,063 Andbewarehissong aboutbigbutts. 680 00:55:14,969 --> 00:55:18,461 He beats you up while he plays it ! 681 00:55:18,439 --> 00:55:21,704 - [Shrieks, Groans] - Master, no ! 682 00:55:20,641 --> 00:55:22,575 - [Ling]Chosen. - Huh ? 683 00:55:25,646 --> 00:55:27,807 Huh ? 684 00:55:28,082 --> 00:55:30,016 Ling ! 685 00:55:32,353 --> 00:55:36,289 Chosen One, I'm... dying. 686 00:55:35,923 --> 00:55:37,515 No. Please. 687 00:55:39,260 --> 00:55:41,956 Remember, 688 00:55:44,131 --> 00:55:46,065 I will always... 689 00:55:46,367 --> 00:55:49,302 love... you. 690 00:55:50,504 --> 00:55:53,837 Whee ! Ee-ee ! 691 00:55:54,508 --> 00:55:56,442 [Snorts] 692 00:55:56,176 --> 00:55:58,474 Ling ! Ohh ! 693 00:55:58,946 --> 00:56:01,574 - [Whimpering] - Huh ? 694 00:56:00,948 --> 00:56:04,645 - [Whimpering] - Dog ! 695 00:56:03,951 --> 00:56:06,146 Oh, it's okay, boy. 696 00:56:07,354 --> 00:56:10,255 [Panting, Chokes] 697 00:56:09,356 --> 00:56:12,416 - No, it's not. Huh ? - [Master Tang]Chosen One. 698 00:56:11,725 --> 00:56:13,693 Master ! 699 00:56:14,428 --> 00:56:16,726 Oh, Master. 700 00:56:18,198 --> 00:56:20,029 You're alive. 701 00:56:20,467 --> 00:56:24,403 I only did this-- [Groaning, Sighs] 702 00:56:23,437 --> 00:56:27,237 That doesn't mean a person is dead. 703 00:56:29,777 --> 00:56:31,506 - [Ling]Chosen. - Huh ? 704 00:56:31,812 --> 00:56:34,906 - Ling ! - Chosen One. 705 00:56:34,181 --> 00:56:36,115 Why did you run off ? 706 00:56:36,083 --> 00:56:38,813 Why did you leave me ? 707 00:56:41,188 --> 00:56:43,088 - But I thought-- Huh ? - [Dog Barks] 708 00:56:45,059 --> 00:56:48,256 - [Barking] - Oh, dog ! You're alive ! 709 00:56:52,433 --> 00:56:55,602 Hey, ifyou're all alive, then surelyWimp Lo-- 710 00:56:55,602 --> 00:56:58,935 [Chuckling] Wimp ! 711 00:56:57,604 --> 00:56:59,731 [Flies Buzzing] 712 00:57:00,407 --> 00:57:02,341 Oh. 713 00:57:04,178 --> 00:57:06,169 Betty has gone too far. 714 00:57:07,448 --> 00:57:10,679 Killing is wrong... and bad. 715 00:57:12,806 --> 00:57:15,366 There should be a new, strongerword for killing... 716 00:57:12,939 --> 00:57:16,136 like "badwrong" or "badong." 717 00:57:16,343 --> 00:57:20,143 Yes, killing is "badong." 718 00:57:18,545 --> 00:57:23,278 From this moment, I will stand for the opposite ofkilling, 719 00:57:23,483 --> 00:57:25,542 "gnodab." 720 00:57:25,552 --> 00:57:28,419 ** [Humming] 721 00:57:28,855 --> 00:57:31,688 Excuseme, kindblacksmith. 722 00:57:31,491 --> 00:57:34,824 Doyou know where I can fiind little, silver, triangular pyramid caps... 723 00:57:34,761 --> 00:57:39,095 - roughly an inch and a halfin diameter ? - Right here in my hand. 724 00:57:38,632 --> 00:57:40,600 [High-pitched Yell] 725 00:57:43,436 --> 00:57:45,563 Yaah ! 726 00:57:45,672 --> 00:57:49,164 [Whistling] 727 00:57:48,608 --> 00:57:50,872 [Grunting] 728 00:57:51,511 --> 00:57:55,572 [Narrator]Betty'sprotective caps were thesource ofhispower. 729 00:57:54,915 --> 00:57:59,648 In orderto defeathim, they wouldhave toberemoved. 730 00:58:13,934 --> 00:58:16,596 - Chosen One triedandtried, - [Yelling] 731 00:58:15,969 --> 00:58:19,564 but they were toosmooth topullandpointy. 732 00:58:21,341 --> 00:58:24,902 So they would, like, pokeyourhands... 733 00:58:24,911 --> 00:58:27,436 - ifyoudidn'tgetitjustright. - [Screams] 734 00:58:27,247 --> 00:58:31,581 Sohegotfrustrated, asanyone ofus would. 735 00:58:31,384 --> 00:58:34,410 [Whimpering] 736 00:58:36,189 --> 00:58:40,285 [Grunting] 737 00:58:38,925 --> 00:58:43,328 Okay, maybealittlemore thananyone ofus would. 738 00:58:42,595 --> 00:58:45,689 I'll never be able to do it, ever ! 739 00:58:46,232 --> 00:58:47,961 [Sobbing] 740 00:58:48,835 --> 00:58:50,928 Don't look at me ! 741 00:58:56,343 --> 00:59:00,143 Your hands-- let me see. 742 00:58:59,446 --> 00:59:01,380 [Gasps] 743 00:59:03,616 --> 00:59:05,550 It hurts ? 744 00:59:11,825 --> 00:59:13,884 How 'bout now ? 745 00:59:14,995 --> 00:59:16,860 And now ? 746 00:59:16,796 --> 00:59:19,356 And this ? 747 00:59:23,570 --> 00:59:26,698 You broke a thermometer in my hands. 748 00:59:38,385 --> 00:59:42,685 ** [Humming] 749 00:59:41,521 --> 00:59:44,490 Rub it all in my hair. 750 00:59:53,266 --> 00:59:58,101 ** [Humming Along To Soundtrack Music] 751 01:00:02,542 --> 01:00:07,206 Youjust get stranger and stranger and stranger. 752 01:00:14,487 --> 01:00:18,423 Your hands-- How are they now ? 753 01:00:17,123 --> 01:00:20,320 I don't know. They feel like they're on fiire. 754 01:00:21,394 --> 01:00:23,328 Huh. 755 01:00:25,765 --> 01:00:29,861 Soyou really think that's hot ? 756 01:00:30,503 --> 01:00:32,869 'Cause I'll showyou hot. 757 01:00:35,408 --> 01:00:37,308 Now try. 758 01:00:40,146 --> 01:00:42,273 [WaterGurgling] 759 01:00:44,150 --> 01:00:46,846 You have helped me reach the next level. 760 01:00:48,521 --> 01:00:52,480 And here I was starting to think you werejust a sadistic psycho bitch. 761 01:00:50,523 --> 01:00:52,491 [High-pitched Yelping] 762 01:00:54,694 --> 01:00:58,061 So, whatyou-- whatyou guys doing later, huh ? 763 01:01:02,302 --> 01:01:04,862 I wasjust going to hang out, but... 764 01:01:04,270 --> 01:01:07,364 maybe we could get a pizza or, you know, 765 01:01:26,226 --> 01:01:28,751 scam some chicks or something, right ? 766 01:01:28,995 --> 01:01:31,327 'Cause, um, I don't know-- 767 01:01:33,032 --> 01:01:36,593 I do like the ladies, you know. I do like 'em. 768 01:01:39,172 --> 01:01:42,835 Hmm, I like-a them, and they like-a me back. 769 01:01:42,609 --> 01:01:44,975 Master Betty, my compliments. 770 01:01:45,245 --> 01:01:47,509 That tiny net was surefiire. 771 01:01:48,414 --> 01:01:52,248 Hmm, yes, a tiny net is a death sentence. 772 01:01:51,017 --> 01:01:53,542 It's a net, and it's tiny. 773 01:01:56,990 --> 01:02:00,255 Sure. At this very moment, he's out in a fiield, 774 01:02:00,627 --> 01:02:02,561 rotting like a papaya, 775 01:02:04,364 --> 01:02:07,356 while we're in here, cozy and enjoying the good life. 776 01:02:06,799 --> 01:02:09,165 - [Sinister Chuckling] - [Snickering] 777 01:02:09,135 --> 01:02:11,103 [Snickering, Chuckling Continue] 778 01:02:13,039 --> 01:02:15,667 Huh ? 779 01:02:15,642 --> 01:02:17,803 Oh ? 780 01:02:18,978 --> 01:02:21,913 [Angry Grunt] Oh, man ! 781 01:02:20,980 --> 01:02:23,346 This isallIneed. 782 01:02:24,050 --> 01:02:27,611 Hmm. Hmm. 783 01:02:26,486 --> 01:02:28,420 [Gulps] 784 01:02:30,223 --> 01:02:33,215 Uh, E-Evil Council ? 785 01:02:32,926 --> 01:02:36,384 I-I, uh, got-gotyour message. 786 01:02:35,161 --> 01:02:38,358 [Echoing] Hello ? 787 01:02:38,164 --> 01:02:42,726 [Chuckling] N-Now batting, Mike Piazza ! 788 01:02:47,173 --> 01:02:49,869 [Electronic Rumbling] 789 01:02:50,810 --> 01:02:53,973 Whoa. Oh, s-sorry, Evil Council. 790 01:02:54,113 --> 01:02:56,513 I-It'sjust echoey, and I-- 791 01:02:58,418 --> 01:03:00,613 [LowRumbling] 792 01:03:03,957 --> 01:03:06,858 No, that-that is not possible. 793 01:03:07,227 --> 01:03:10,287 Not again. He has to be dead. 794 01:03:11,864 --> 01:03:14,332 - [Rumbling] - No, no. 795 01:03:14,634 --> 01:03:16,625 I can handle him, 796 01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:21,738 but, ofcourse, welcomeyour assistance. 797 01:03:20,340 --> 01:03:22,672 [Loud Hissing] 798 01:03:22,609 --> 01:03:25,942 So he's at the temple. 799 01:03:25,578 --> 01:03:28,376 Thankyou, Evil Council. 800 01:03:28,715 --> 01:03:30,979 This guy is toast. 801 01:03:31,251 --> 01:03:34,084 Tell me... whatyou're thinking. 802 01:03:33,319 --> 01:03:36,413 Ofhow best to deal with Betty. 803 01:03:37,257 --> 01:03:40,522 Butyou've mastered your technique. 804 01:03:39,659 --> 01:03:42,856 You should be able to beat him now. 805 01:03:43,062 --> 01:03:45,724 I'm sorry ? 806 01:03:45,932 --> 01:03:49,129 Butyou mastered your technique. 807 01:03:55,742 --> 01:03:59,007 You should be able to beat him now. 808 01:03:58,645 --> 01:04:01,580 I got everything but the last part, through "you should be able." 809 01:04:03,249 --> 01:04:06,980 You should be able to beat him now. 810 01:04:06,586 --> 01:04:09,851 Perhaps, but wooden dummies don't fiight back. 811 01:04:09,856 --> 01:04:12,592 While I'm ripping out the caps, I'm completely defenseless. 812 01:04:12,592 --> 01:04:16,084 Forinstance, the fiirstmove couldbelike this. 813 01:04:15,862 --> 01:04:19,798 Icouldleap likea freak, then throwinaback-snappingeelstrike. 814 01:04:19,198 --> 01:04:21,860 Buthe'dhave a clearshotatmyribs. 815 01:04:23,403 --> 01:04:26,861 Icouldalwayspretend I'm abird. 816 01:04:27,206 --> 01:04:32,041 But that wouldjustlookstupid andleave mysmall, sensitiveballs completely exposed. 817 01:04:30,543 --> 01:04:34,775 Thebestapproach wouldbe togo forboth capsatonce. 818 01:04:34,487 --> 01:04:37,513 No matterwhat the tactic, they all have a flaw. 819 01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:37,612 [Shouting] You should be able to beat him now ! 820 01:04:38,190 --> 01:04:42,286 No matter. I think I have an idea. 821 01:04:43,362 --> 01:04:45,922 [All Laughing] We're children ! 822 01:04:46,098 --> 01:04:49,192 We're children ! We're children ! We're children ! 823 01:04:51,871 --> 01:04:54,601 We're children! We're children! 824 01:04:56,776 --> 01:04:59,768 - I'll take a pound ofnuts. - That's a lot ofnuts ! 825 01:05:05,251 --> 01:05:08,812 [Shouting] That'll be four bucks, baby ! You want fries with that ? 826 01:05:08,354 --> 01:05:11,915 Hejust left with nuts ! 827 01:05:11,424 --> 01:05:14,291 [Chittering] 828 01:05:19,699 --> 01:05:23,635 I knowyou're here. 829 01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:24,360 My name's Betty. Nyah ! 830 01:05:25,504 --> 01:05:27,870 Huh ? 831 01:05:28,307 --> 01:05:30,901 Yaah ! 832 01:05:37,283 --> 01:05:39,012 - Waah! - Shirt ripper ! 833 01:05:52,865 --> 01:05:54,662 Hit it. 834 01:05:56,502 --> 01:06:00,836 [Woman] * There'sgot tobeamorningafter** 835 01:06:19,759 --> 01:06:22,125 ** [Upbeat] 836 01:06:23,763 --> 01:06:25,890 - * Whoa, Black Betty* - Hmm ? 837 01:06:25,865 --> 01:06:27,890 * Whoa, Black Betty* 838 01:06:32,805 --> 01:06:36,969 * Whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa* 839 01:06:35,474 --> 01:06:38,671 *Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam * 840 01:06:39,078 --> 01:06:41,137 *Black Bettyhada child bam-ba-lam* 841 01:06:45,985 --> 01:06:49,045 * The damn thinggone wild bam-ba-lam* 842 01:06:51,991 --> 01:06:55,722 Hmm, I could dance like that... 843 01:06:57,263 --> 01:06:59,197 ifI felt like it. 844 01:06:59,465 --> 01:07:01,831 You killed my family, 845 01:07:01,567 --> 01:07:04,900 and I don't like that kind ofthing. 846 01:07:05,805 --> 01:07:08,569 - Oh, goodness ! - * Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam* 847 01:07:09,075 --> 01:07:11,339 * Whoa, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam* 848 01:07:11,210 --> 01:07:13,075 *Black Betty Bam-ba-lam* 849 01:07:19,518 --> 01:07:24,683 *Bam-ba-lam Bam-ba-lam* 850 01:07:23,322 --> 01:07:26,257 - *Bam-ba-lam, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa* - My undies. 851 01:07:25,324 --> 01:07:28,623 *Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Black Bettygota child* 852 01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:29,921 *Bam-ba-lam Damn thing'sgone wild, bam-ba-lam** 853 01:07:36,001 --> 01:07:39,095 Eh ? Oh, doggie hump. 854 01:07:38,838 --> 01:07:42,706 [Narrator] Andthenallhellbrokeloose. 855 01:07:41,173 --> 01:07:44,267 [Betty] Oh, yes, the council. 856 01:07:43,109 --> 01:07:46,010 Ho-ho! 857 01:07:48,347 --> 01:07:52,841 [Muttering] 858 01:07:51,350 --> 01:07:53,784 Yes, the Evil Council... 859 01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:56,654 arealiens. 860 01:07:59,558 --> 01:08:04,222 ** [Woman Singing In French] 861 01:08:09,735 --> 01:08:12,067 They're French. 862 01:08:28,254 --> 01:08:32,918 Ha-ha-ha ! Stinky pits and all, baby ! 863 01:08:31,423 --> 01:08:34,324 [Betty] Okay, fiireme up. 864 01:08:34,393 --> 01:08:37,055 Oh, yes ! Hahaha! 865 01:08:40,499 --> 01:08:42,364 Ha ha ! 866 01:08:43,002 --> 01:08:44,936 [Yells] 867 01:08:53,512 --> 01:08:56,310 Oh, God. 868 01:09:02,888 --> 01:09:06,654 Hmm, as you've probably concluded, 869 01:09:05,291 --> 01:09:07,759 the Evil Council isbasedin France... 870 01:09:12,464 --> 01:09:16,867 andwillsoonrise to worlddomination. [Snickering] 871 01:09:18,370 --> 01:09:20,861 [High-pitched Yells] 872 01:09:21,106 --> 01:09:24,633 Enjoy the paralyzer ! 873 01:09:24,677 --> 01:09:27,510 Huh ? 874 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:29,511 Another paralyzer ! 875 01:09:30,549 --> 01:09:33,677 [Snickering] 876 01:09:34,386 --> 01:09:36,547 Saygoodnight, floppy. 877 01:09:36,922 --> 01:09:39,220 Hmm. [Cackling] 878 01:09:41,393 --> 01:09:46,057 [Cackling Continues] 879 01:09:43,963 --> 01:09:46,431 Your booties. 880 01:09:47,566 --> 01:09:49,591 **[French Continues] 881 01:09:51,737 --> 01:09:55,764 Do it foryour family, and so I can be in the sequel. 882 01:09:59,979 --> 01:10:04,814 Stars above. Aliens. Was I right orwhat ? 883 01:10:05,217 --> 01:10:08,414 Oh, you need to open your mouth. 884 01:10:16,368 --> 01:10:19,929 [Speaking French] 885 01:10:18,737 --> 01:10:21,035 Sacrebleu! 886 01:10:23,475 --> 01:10:25,272 Uh-- Huh ? 887 01:10:37,789 --> 01:10:40,656 Oh, no, guys. Come on! 888 01:10:39,891 --> 01:10:43,349 [Yelling] 889 01:10:43,995 --> 01:10:45,929 [Hissing] 890 01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:50,834 [Laughing] 891 01:10:56,675 --> 01:10:58,666 [Groaning] 892 01:11:05,317 --> 01:11:07,410 [Grunts] 893 01:11:13,158 --> 01:11:18,596 [Loud, Sustained Moaning] 894 01:11:15,026 --> 01:11:19,122 Ouch. I fell and hurt my tummy. 895 01:11:20,198 --> 01:11:25,033 [Loud Groaning] 896 01:11:35,414 --> 01:11:39,180 - [Sighs] - [Groaning, Gagging] 897 01:11:37,416 --> 01:11:39,350 Thankyou, squirrel friend. 898 01:11:40,752 --> 01:11:44,210 Your soft, cushy body helped absorb the force ofhis blow. 899 01:11:42,821 --> 01:11:45,915 Now, for my part ofthe bargain. 900 01:11:44,990 --> 01:11:46,855 - [No Sound] -[Barking] 901 01:11:52,330 --> 01:11:55,128 [Barking Continues] 902 01:11:56,501 --> 01:11:58,526 Chosen One ! 903 01:12:01,406 --> 01:12:03,374 Chosen ! 904 01:12:07,913 --> 01:12:11,872 [Snorting] Whee ! Whee ! Whee ! 905 01:12:09,915 --> 01:12:12,645 Chosen, you're alive. 906 01:12:13,452 --> 01:12:17,616 It's okay, Ling. There's nothing to worry about anymore. 907 01:12:22,127 --> 01:12:24,357 [Narrator] That's whathe thought. 908 01:12:24,062 --> 01:12:26,826 [Grunting] 909 01:12:26,932 --> 01:12:29,196 What is your purpose ? 910 01:12:32,737 --> 01:12:35,205 Whee-ohh ! 911 01:12:34,773 --> 01:12:38,106 Hmm. I seeyou brought your friends this time. 912 01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:44,640 - [Whinnying] - [Bleating] 913 01:12:44,883 --> 01:12:47,249 [Clucking, Shrieking] 914 01:12:49,120 --> 01:13:12,410 [Chicken Clucks] 915 01:13:12,410 --> 01:13:15,868 - * Whoo* - [Man Laughing] 916 01:13:15,247 --> 01:13:18,512 You mustn't. You are not ready. 917 01:13:21,052 --> 01:13:24,920 **[ManSinging InJapanese] 918 01:13:38,570 --> 01:13:41,767 **[Continues] 919 01:13:41,973 --> 01:13:44,134 Rubitallin myhair. 920 01:13:44,609 --> 01:13:49,569 Let me know ifyou see a Radio Shack. 921 01:13:50,081 --> 01:13:52,811 He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council. 922 01:13:52,043 --> 01:13:53,977 [Coughing] 923 01:13:52,176 --> 01:13:55,236 He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council. 924 01:14:03,955 --> 01:14:05,889 [Coughing] 925 01:14:07,291 --> 01:14:09,020 [Beeping] 926 01:14:11,229 --> 01:14:13,163 [Man] Andplayback. 927 01:14:14,499 --> 01:14:16,933 That'salotofnuts ! 928 01:14:33,484 --> 01:14:35,748 [People Laughing] 929 01:14:38,523 --> 01:14:42,152 - That-- Why don'tyou turn it down a little bit ? - [Laughing Continues] 930 01:14:41,325 --> 01:14:44,123 Open your mouth. 931 01:14:43,327 --> 01:14:45,625 Yea-yea ! 932 01:14:46,464 --> 01:14:50,730 Okay, cut. I-I can't workwith this thing. 933 01:14:48,466 --> 01:14:50,832 Yea-yea ! 934 01:14:50,268 --> 01:14:54,967 At least the winking-- the winking has to stop. Stop the-- 935 01:14:52,270 --> 01:14:54,738 Yea-yea ! 936 01:14:56,274 --> 01:14:58,742 Look, I'll get some tweezers... 937 01:14:58,609 --> 01:15:00,839 and chokeyou with a cotton ball, you son ofa-- 938 01:15:02,313 --> 01:15:04,873 [Gasps] 939 01:15:06,384 --> 01:15:08,852 - Okay, I'm gonna need a cup. - [People Laughing] 940 01:15:08,753 --> 01:15:10,516 [People Laughing] 941 01:15:15,393 --> 01:15:17,884 - [Squeaking] - Up and over ! 942 01:15:17,828 --> 01:15:20,160 [People Laughing] 943 01:15:24,835 --> 01:15:27,360 And now he's dead. 944 01:15:27,371 --> 01:15:30,363 Oh,jeez. I forgot my line again. 945 01:15:29,907 --> 01:15:32,637 I think it's-- [Quacks] 946 01:15:32,210 --> 01:15:36,044 Oh, thankyou. [Quacks] 947 01:15:34,845 --> 01:15:36,779 [People Laughing] 948 01:15:43,221 --> 01:15:46,952 - [GoatBleating] - Oh. 949 01:15:45,056 --> 01:15:48,321 You don't seem too sweaty-- [Laughing] 950 01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:52,354 - **[Singing Continues] - [Mooing] 951 01:15:52,163 --> 01:15:54,097 [Mooing] 952 01:15:54,765 --> 01:15:58,531 *Be the Chosen One** 953 01:15:57,835 --> 01:16:01,737 [Groaning] 954 01:16:00,638 --> 01:16:02,765 No, don't do that. It hurts. 955 01:16:07,078 --> 01:16:09,911 [Man] Cut! Cut! 956 01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,071 The director said cut. 957 01:16:14,051 --> 01:16:16,383 You should stop that now. 958 01:16:17,388 --> 01:16:19,322 Yeah, I'm aware ofthat. 959 01:16:24,362 --> 01:16:28,662 I'm rehearsing. You know-- Rehearse. 960 01:16:30,935 --> 01:16:33,426 From this day forward, 961 01:16:34,772 --> 01:16:38,902 you will all refer to me by the game-- 962 01:16:38,743 --> 01:16:42,179 - Oh,jeez. Did I say "game" ? - [People Laughing] 963 01:16:40,945 --> 01:16:44,108 It wasalong day. 964 01:16:43,848 --> 01:16:46,783 Hey, is someone going to come get me ? 965 01:16:45,916 --> 01:16:48,714 There's like a hawk or something. 966 01:16:48,319 --> 01:16:51,584 Oh, dear. That's not good. 967 01:16:50,321 --> 01:16:52,255 Um, Mr. Hawk, 968 01:16:54,692 --> 01:16:59,356 could you please, uh, stop with the leg-eating ? 969 01:16:57,261 --> 01:17:01,459 Oh, my. Hey, it's not funny. [People Laughing] 970 01:17:01,465 --> 01:17:07,062 What's so-- He's a predator, for crying out loud ! 971 01:17:04,969 --> 01:17:07,597 Hey,justbecause youfade toblack... 972 01:20:50,594 --> 01:20:52,528 doesn'tmeanhe'sstopped. 973 01:20:53,597 --> 01:20:56,725 He'sstilleatingme. Ipromise. 974 01:20:57,968 --> 01:21:00,937 Somebodygivemeastick ! 975 01:21:01,305 --> 00:00:00,000 Save the whales.