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Growing up in the streets ain 't no joke.

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There's crazy crime...

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...drugs...

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...and mad violence.

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Yeah, the streets is tough.

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But there ain 't no streets tougher
than mine. The streets of...

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...Malibu.

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It's hardcore up in the 'Bu, y'all.

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It's just part of the everyday struggle.

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Things go down here
people should never see.

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We got bag ladies...

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...big ballers...

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...everybody strapped with a 9.

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This is my ghetto. The mall.

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Most of the time the police
won 't even come through.

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We got all sorts of sets up in here.

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We got the beach boys...

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...the ACCs:
the Abused Children of Celebrities...

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...and this is my crew.

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That's my boy Mocha.
That brother straight-up crazy.

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He did time in public school!

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That there is Hadji.
He's the Beast from the Middle East.

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And that's Monster.
She had a big chip on her shoulder...

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...till she ate it.

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Hey, that's me! B-Rad G.

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I run things around here.

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Now, sometimes bustas
be disrespecting.

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And you can 't punk out,
no matter what the devil may bring.

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Hey, yo, fool! We about to have some
hardcore drama go down right about now!

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That's right!

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This our mall.
Always has been, always will be.

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Mr. Amerislani.

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Our clerk accidentally gave you
the wrong aromatherapy candles.

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Here you go!

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- You validate parking?
- Of course, sir.

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That's what I'm talking about!
We get ours!

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That's my crib.

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It ain 't much, but it's all I got.

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If you elect me governor...

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That's my pops, Bill Gluckman.

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He getting his campaign on.

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I got mad love for the man,
but he's old-school.

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He needs to bring his word to the street.
That's where I come in.

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You see, friends...

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...California is my family.

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And speaking of family,
I want to introduce my wife, Bess.

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And my daughter, little Brenda.

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- Where's your son Brad?
- Yes, sir, where is he?

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Thank you for your questions.
Unfortunately, we are out of time today.

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Yo, what's up, y'all?
This is B-Rad G, kicking it from 'Bu.

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Represizzent!

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Hi, Pops, it's me! B-Rad!

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Hi, Brad.

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We all gathered here
On this special occasion

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To listen to my pops
He's your west-coast liaison

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A down-ass candidate
So easy to pick

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Hear his chat
Or I'm going to get sick

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It's the wild, wild west
Up here in these streets

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And I'm a cowboy pimp
When I get between the sheets

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I got the sallies with the
Biggest heinies in my stable

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I want to ride 'em, boy
But sometimes I'm not able

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I kiss them on the neck
I kiss them on the mouth

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I move downtown
Till I go...

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Show's over! That's it. Show's over!

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See that?
I know how to get the party started!

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And I know my pop was loving it.

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It's a disaster!

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The Times and the Chronicle
will run it as a big joke.

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- Thank God!
- How did this happen?

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I have no idea.
I didn't even know he was in town!

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We can't keep tabs on this kid?
Can anybody tell me where he is?

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That was off the hinges!

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I just got you another million votes
right there!

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What you doing here, son?

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I knew I had to show up
in order for you to blow up!

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So I called up Captain Tony,
he fired up the Lear jizzy...

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...and boo-yah! I'm in the hizzy.

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I'll be on the campaign trizzy too. 24/7.

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You know, kissing babies and whatnot.

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Pound it.

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Yeah, all good. Tom, you down,
you gots...

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Okay, dude.
I'll let you all do your campaign thing.

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Oh, Bill...

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You need to shut this down.

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Tell your son that he cannot be
in your campaign, period.

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Wait a minute. I love his enthusiasm.
It's a little misguided, but...

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Isn't there something he can do
for the campaign where he can't hurt us?

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No.

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- Phones?
- No.

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Stuffing envelopes? Making signs?

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Signs.

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In Bill Gluckman's administration...

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...women are going to have
better health care.

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Women are going to have better daycare!

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And women will have better jobs!

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In fact, after today,
my campaign has a new slogan:

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"Bill Gluckman is down with
the bitches and the ho's"?

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It was supposed to have read
"Women are first with Gluckman."

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No, no. That's old-school, Pops.

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You need to keep your pimp hand strong.

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So, Bradley...

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Yo, why you keep calling me that?

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Well, that's your name, isn't it?

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It's my slave name, all right?

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I told you like 50 times!

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Okay.

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B-Rad.

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What's up?

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What are your goals, B-Rad?
What do you want out of life?

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To be the biggest rapper there ever was.

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You see, doc, I got something to say...

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...and I need the world to hear it.

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I'm a "lyrisologist."

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I can rap about anything.

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Shrink-shrink
Blinkety-blink

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Tryin ' to make me think

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Want to go to my sink

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And vomit
Clean it up with Comet

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Earth is my plah-net

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See? I'm the shiznit! I'll buy y'all cars.

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I see.

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When did you first start feeling
like you were this...

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...shiznit?

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Dang, way back in the day.

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I had these beats in my head
since I was a little shorty.

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From then on in, it was hip-hop 24/7.

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As I was growing up, my parents
and me couldn 't communicate.

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They were always on different channels.

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Finish those vegetables, Bradley.
They smell good.

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You won 't be excused until you do.

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Forget y'all!

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That's it, mister...

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What I'm sensing, Brad...

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...is that...

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...your parents weren't always
there for you.

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- No.
- That's ridiculous.

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What about your bar mitzvah?

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What's the theme of your bar mitzvah?
Star Wars? Baseball? Superheroes?

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- It's O.P.P., bitch!
- What?

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Bess.

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I think you want to share.

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B-Rad, you're a wonderful son.
It's just that...

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Well...

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Bess, let's not beat around the bush.
Brad...

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...your behavior has become
an embarrassment to the family.

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Don't be hating.

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And I can't have you
on the campaign anymore.

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What? That's how it is?
You done it now!

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Y'all opened up big a can of tough love!

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- What can we do, doctor?
- I don't know.

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This is the most advanced case
of "gangsta-phrenia" I've ever seen.

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Three colors for our country.
Where's the red?

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Bill! Hey, Bill.

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- How'd it go with Dr. Feldman?
- Great.

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If he sees Brad five times a week
for the next three or four years...

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...we should see some real improvement.

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But, sir, the election is eight weeks away.

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- Right, good point.
- It's okay.

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We've been brainstorming
some different approaches...

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...and we might have something solid.
- Well, I'm all ears.

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- Go!
- Okay, sir.

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Brad acts ghetto, right?

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But he's never been east
of Beverly Hills.

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But what if we give him
a little dose of reality?

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Let him get a firsthand look
at the ghetto.

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- You mean have Brad actually go there?
- Exactly.

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- Well, now, that sounds dangerous.
- No! Perfectly safe.

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- How's it work?
- We hire actors to play gangstas.

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Right. They will carjack Brad
and take him on a tour around the 'hood.

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Give him a taste of what
the thug life is really like.

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- It might just scare the black out of him.
- Excuse me?

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Hey, don't you have something to do?

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Enough of the P.C.

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Fact is, unless we do something now,
Brad is going to cost us this election.

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Who would play the gangsters?

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Remember the anti-crime spot
we shot a month ago?

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- We've got that queued up.
- Yes, we do. Over here, please.

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For too long, street violence
has torn Californians apart.

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Bill Gluckman wants
to put our divisions behind us.

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Hey, instead of thinking
about what set you're from...

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...or what crew you're rolling with...

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...why don 't you both be brothers?

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What do you say?

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Your hair looks great.

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00:11:02,127 --> 00:11:04,004
I ain't never thought of it like that.

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Shake hands.

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00:11:09,007 --> 00:11:10,486
You see?

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California is my family.

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If we all work together as a family,
there's no telling how high we can go.

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See, that's beautiful.
These are the guys we're talking about.

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All right, let me get this straight.

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You want us to scare this kid
into acting like a little white boy again?

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If you don't think you can handle it...

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Of course we can handle it.

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- I'm from Juilliard, for chrissake.
- I'm from the Pasadena Playhouse.

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Good.

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I have some background information
on our dear boy Brad.

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Materials.

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Mali-bootay?

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00:11:55,487 --> 00:11:57,921
Yes, he considers himself
a rapper of sorts.

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- Frigging A.
- The story is your basic kidnapping.

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00:12:03,047 --> 00:12:05,322
By kidnapping, you mean
we hold him for ransom?

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00:12:05,487 --> 00:12:07,125
Good question.

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00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:08,556
Right.

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00:12:09,527 --> 00:12:15,602
When you see him start to get ghetto
and do his whole black thing... Yes, that.

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I want it to piss you off.

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Tour him around the 'hood,
around the ghetto, if you will...

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00:12:21,647 --> 00:12:25,083
...and show him what it's really like.
- In the ghetto?

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00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:27,238
Pays 15 grand apiece, son.

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- We're in.
- Good.

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00:12:29,287 --> 00:12:31,357
- Now, on the flip side...
- Flip it.

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00:12:31,527 --> 00:12:36,043
If you two screw up and a single hair
is touched on Brad's overprivileged head...

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00:12:36,207 --> 00:12:40,325
...I will see to it personally
that you two do some serious time.

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- Are we clear?
- Oh, we are Cristal.

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I like that.

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Mr. Gibbons.

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What about the money?

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We have 5 up front...

219
00:12:58,887 --> 00:13:01,685
...and 25 when you return him to us...

220
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...white.

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As the driven snow.

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00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:09,642
- Pleasure doing business, gentlemen.
- Let me get that for you, sir.

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00:13:10,127 --> 00:13:13,358
I'll call you. Or better yet, I'll holler.

224
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- We'll holler back!
- Holler back, player.

225
00:13:16,287 --> 00:13:18,482
Thank you. All right.

226
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,601
Congratulations, buddy!
We just booked another gig!

227
00:13:22,727 --> 00:13:25,241
Not so fast, this is dangerous stuff.

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- This is the ghetto. We could get shot!
- Come on, man.

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00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:31,205
We can handle ourselves. Right?

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This will be the ultimate acting challenge.

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- You know what really chaps my ass?
- What?

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00:13:40,527 --> 00:13:43,678
After all of our years
of training and studying...

233
00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:46,566
...they continue to give us parts
that are gangbangers.

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00:13:46,727 --> 00:13:51,357
Just once I'd like to play someone
who speaks with proper grammar...

235
00:13:51,527 --> 00:13:55,805
...and doesn't wear those Timberlands
with the laces undone, it's so sloppy.

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00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:59,118
It beats getting dunked on
by Bill Gluckman!

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Do we even know anybody
that lives in the ghetto?

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00:14:04,687 --> 00:14:06,279
My cousin.

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00:14:06,727 --> 00:14:07,921
Shondra.

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00:14:09,047 --> 00:14:13,279
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
I got better things to do with my time.

241
00:14:13,447 --> 00:14:16,598
Like what? Work at Wiener On A Bun?
Come on!

242
00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:20,157
Really, you're always talking about
improving yourself.

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00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:23,205
- Here's your chance!
- I am improving myself, fool!

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00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:26,803
I broke up with no-good, gangbanging
Tec, I'm going to beauty school...

245
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,242
...and then I'm gonna hook up
my own salon.

246
00:14:29,407 --> 00:14:32,001
How about hooking a brother up
with a Pepsi and fries?

247
00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:33,566
Shut up, stupid.

248
00:14:33,727 --> 00:14:35,046
- PJ.
- What?

249
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,276
You need to do this.

250
00:14:36,447 --> 00:14:38,915
You need to walk away
from this minimum-wage crap...

251
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,920
...take these earnings
and start that beauty parlor.

252
00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:46,964
- What you paying?
- Business. We're in business.

253
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:50,162
- A grand.
- We're paying a grand.

254
00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:53,524
- Make it trey and we on.
- Three thousand dollars?!

255
00:14:53,887 --> 00:14:55,923
Or you can kiss my ass.

256
00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:58,719
- Deal.
- Hey, hey.

257
00:14:58,887 --> 00:15:01,196
Deal. Now what about those fries?

258
00:15:11,527 --> 00:15:13,165
Thank you.

259
00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:15,757
- Hey, Gladys?
- Yeah, baby?

260
00:15:16,087 --> 00:15:19,045
You ever feel like you don't belong?

261
00:15:19,207 --> 00:15:20,526
All the time.

262
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,600
Most folk only feel comfortable
around folk that's the same as them.

263
00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:26,837
They get around folk that's different...

264
00:15:27,007 --> 00:15:31,478
...get all scared and angry,
want to keep them down.

265
00:15:32,647 --> 00:15:34,683
What do you do about it?

266
00:15:34,847 --> 00:15:38,681
Nothing to do but keep it real
and be proud of who you are.

267
00:15:40,047 --> 00:15:41,719
Gladys?

268
00:15:42,847 --> 00:15:45,361
When they gonna leave our people alone?

269
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,722
I don't know, baby.

270
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:50,398
I just don't know.

271
00:15:51,207 --> 00:15:53,243
Now eat your greens before they get cold.

272
00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:58,916
"Whack: Weak, of poor quality.

273
00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:01,123
Bad. Whack."

274
00:16:02,447 --> 00:16:05,120
Your alma mater is whack.

275
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:10,397
"Dis: To disrespect, to embarrass."

276
00:16:13,127 --> 00:16:15,960
- Bring it on, baby.
- We are strapped now, brother!

277
00:16:16,127 --> 00:16:18,038
Set these bad boys down.

278
00:16:18,487 --> 00:16:20,284
This is exactly what we ordered?

279
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:24,235
Yeah, man. They got the Glocks,
the Tec-9s, the Uzis.

280
00:16:24,407 --> 00:16:26,921
- Freeze, sucker!
- That's convincing, brother!

281
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,361
Look, they're fake.

282
00:16:28,807 --> 00:16:31,480
What the hell is that?
What's going on with your hair?

283
00:16:31,647 --> 00:16:33,478
Yeah, check it out, man, my hair.

284
00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:36,878
- Shondra just did it for me.
- Yeah, I see that.

285
00:16:37,047 --> 00:16:38,799
- You hate it.
- No, I don't hate it.

286
00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:42,357
I thought my character
was gonna have the cornrows.

287
00:16:42,527 --> 00:16:44,961
- That's all.
- Okay, I see what it is.

288
00:16:45,127 --> 00:16:48,358
You're just jealous
because you didn't think of it first.

289
00:16:48,527 --> 00:16:51,997
Frigging A, I'm not jealous, all right.
I'm an actor and I would've...

290
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:54,237
You're frigging whack...

291
00:16:54,407 --> 00:16:55,840
...and don't dis me!

292
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:02,439
- Got the gangster gear, my dog.
- Okay, cool.

293
00:17:10,647 --> 00:17:12,683
- What is so funny?
- The wig!

294
00:17:15,407 --> 00:17:17,557
I didn't know it was Halloween!

295
00:17:17,727 --> 00:17:21,117
While you're out,
could you bring me back some candy?

296
00:17:23,727 --> 00:17:24,762
Whatever, dude!

297
00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:27,680
Give me your ride, punk,
or I will dust your ass.

298
00:17:28,687 --> 00:17:31,884
- Nope. Not convincing.
- Damn it!

299
00:17:32,047 --> 00:17:34,003
Find your core character, Sean.

300
00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:36,635
You are an oppressed black man...

301
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:39,605
...from the ghetto.
- I'm having trouble finding this one.

302
00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:43,561
- Think Tupac.
- All right. Let me try it again.

303
00:17:43,727 --> 00:17:45,399
I see it. Action!

304
00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:48,081
Give me your ride, punk,
or I will dust your ass!

305
00:17:48,247 --> 00:17:50,556
Add a "bitch" and I think you got it!

306
00:17:50,727 --> 00:17:53,844
Give me your ride, punk, or
I will dust your ass, bitch!

307
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:56,077
- Bitch! Click it!
- Bitch!

308
00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:58,715
- Turn around and do it again!
- Bitch!

309
00:18:21,407 --> 00:18:23,841
Hey, yo, my name is B-Rad
Not Robbie Van Winkle

310
00:18:24,007 --> 00:18:25,440
I like my latte non-fat

311
00:18:25,607 --> 00:18:28,565
Don 't forget
My sprink-sprinkle

312
00:18:28,727 --> 00:18:31,195
- Domi-ho's!
- Boo-yah!

313
00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:34,120
I'll take my money and I'm gonna...

314
00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:36,956
Yo, fool! What, nucka, what?

315
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:39,602
Damn!

316
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:20,317
- Play that.
- Yeah, girl.

317
00:19:20,487 --> 00:19:21,886
Word.

318
00:19:24,887 --> 00:19:27,162
- Can I help you?
- Coffee.

319
00:19:27,887 --> 00:19:29,161
Black.

320
00:19:30,007 --> 00:19:33,886
Hey, yo, Krista the Barista,
put it on my account...

321
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:38,165
...and throw in a white chip
macadizzamia nizzut cookie too.

322
00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:40,921
Cool, playa.

323
00:19:41,727 --> 00:19:44,321
- What's your name?
- B-Rad.

324
00:19:44,447 --> 00:19:46,039
I'm Shondra.

325
00:19:46,527 --> 00:19:49,041
I ain't seen you around here before.

326
00:19:49,207 --> 00:19:51,118
Where you reside?

327
00:19:51,287 --> 00:19:53,437
Compton. You?

328
00:19:53,607 --> 00:19:55,643
- The streets.
- Which streets?

329
00:19:56,207 --> 00:19:57,925
Malibu.

330
00:19:58,087 --> 00:20:02,638
Right. I guess it's pretty hardcore
up in here.

331
00:20:03,727 --> 00:20:05,683
Represent!

332
00:20:07,527 --> 00:20:10,121
Was that you dropping rhymes
when I came in here?

333
00:20:10,247 --> 00:20:13,603
You heard me?
Hell, yeah. I'm a rhymer on time.

334
00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:15,439
Peep my stilo.

335
00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:17,885
Let me find out.

336
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:20,085
Mali-bootay?

337
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:23,081
Looks phat. What label you at?

338
00:20:23,207 --> 00:20:25,437
Right now it's just a demo.

339
00:20:25,607 --> 00:20:28,883
I sent it to Dre,
but he ain't got back to me yet.

340
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:33,765
That sound like Dre-Dre.
I'll holla at him about it, all right, boo?

341
00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:36,000
All right.

342
00:20:38,087 --> 00:20:39,645
Hold up!

343
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,766
You know Dre?

344
00:20:41,927 --> 00:20:45,397
Hell, yeah, I know Dre.
I see him at the swap meet every Sunday.

345
00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:47,523
- For rizzeal?
- For rizzeal.

346
00:20:47,687 --> 00:20:49,757
Yo, holla at him for me.

347
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:52,881
I don't know.
You know, he kind of private.

348
00:20:53,047 --> 00:20:54,400
Please?

349
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:58,404
You do got it going on
a little something-something, though.

350
00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:01,161
I was on my way to go see him.
You wanna roll with me?

351
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:04,399
- Right now?
- I'm just trying to help a brother out.

352
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,842
- Let's bounce.
- All right.

353
00:21:08,527 --> 00:21:11,758
I gotta use the ladies' room, so just wait,
all right, pimp juice?

354
00:21:17,727 --> 00:21:18,716
Hello?

355
00:21:19,407 --> 00:21:21,398
It's on. Beach boy's on the move.

356
00:21:30,087 --> 00:21:33,397
- So, what you rap about, anyway?
- I can rap about anything.

357
00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:35,205
- For real?
- Yeah.

358
00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:36,959
Let me kick it freestyle for you.

359
00:21:37,127 --> 00:21:39,846
Hey, yo, traffic, traffic
Lookin ' for my Chap Stick

360
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:43,124
Feelin ' kinda carsick
There's a Ford Maverick

361
00:21:43,407 --> 00:21:46,285
See, that's a million-dollar song
right there.

362
00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:50,565
- So how'd you get to be so down?
- Shoot, girl.

363
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:53,719
I been down with the brizzown
all my life.

364
00:21:53,887 --> 00:21:57,357
And I must say, of all the mommies
that I been with...

365
00:21:58,287 --> 00:21:59,800
...you the finest.

366
00:22:00,327 --> 00:22:01,919
I'm sure.

367
00:22:05,327 --> 00:22:06,680
You got a man?

368
00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:09,122
I did, but I just got rid of his trifling ass.

369
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:11,926
I ain't nobody's gangsta hoochie,
I'm a entrepreneur.

370
00:22:12,087 --> 00:22:13,281
Word up!

371
00:22:13,447 --> 00:22:17,440
One day I'm gonna have me a chain
of beauty salons, all up in the 90210.

372
00:22:17,607 --> 00:22:21,759
I'll make mad money turning all
those little rich hoochies ghetto fabulous.

373
00:22:21,927 --> 00:22:24,725
Damn! You fine and smart too?

374
00:22:25,007 --> 00:22:27,157
You gonna blow up huge, no doubt.

375
00:22:28,407 --> 00:22:30,557
- Thank you.
- Oh, for real.

376
00:22:30,727 --> 00:22:34,242
You like a cross between
Martha Stewart and Oprah.

377
00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:38,200
- I'm gonna call you Mothra.
- What?

378
00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:39,686
Mothra.

379
00:22:40,207 --> 00:22:41,799
Take this exit!

380
00:22:53,287 --> 00:22:54,402
Break yourself, fool!

381
00:22:54,567 --> 00:22:56,876
Give me your ride
or I'll dust your ass, bitch!

382
00:22:57,047 --> 00:22:59,117
- What?
- You fitting to get jacked, fool!

383
00:22:59,287 --> 00:23:00,800
- Shondra?
- Shut up, fool.

384
00:23:01,287 --> 00:23:03,039
- Is this a come-up?
- It's a stickup.

385
00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:06,961
- I think I'm gonna throw up.
- Get in the back seat, fool!

386
00:23:07,127 --> 00:23:09,561
- We ain't going to Dre's?
- Fool, this a kidnapping!

387
00:23:09,727 --> 00:23:10,716
Get your ass in.

388
00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:13,037
Dre? What the hell he talking about?

389
00:23:13,207 --> 00:23:14,925
Yo, punch it, fool! Punch it!

390
00:23:15,087 --> 00:23:16,759
- Kidnapped?
- Yeah, fool.

391
00:23:16,927 --> 00:23:19,441
We got your rich Gluckman ass
now, punk.

392
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,757
- How y'all know me?
- We seen you.

393
00:23:21,927 --> 00:23:24,600
We seen your white behind on the TV.

394
00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:26,564
B-Rad. Yeah.

395
00:23:26,727 --> 00:23:29,799
Your pop's gonna pay,
or you gonna pay!

396
00:23:30,927 --> 00:23:34,078
Punch it, fool. We got us
a white boy now.

397
00:23:34,887 --> 00:23:38,516
- How much you think we can get?
- It's all about the Benjamins.

398
00:23:40,007 --> 00:23:42,726
- Don't you talk about my mama.
- I'll talk all I want.

399
00:23:42,887 --> 00:23:45,196
Hell, no! Your mama so fat...

400
00:23:45,367 --> 00:23:47,562
...she got every caterer on speed dial!

401
00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:48,921
What?

402
00:23:49,087 --> 00:23:53,285
Your mama's so fat she uses Mexico,
the whole country, as her tanning bed.

403
00:23:53,447 --> 00:23:57,122
Your mama so ugly
Jos� Eber won't even do her hair.

404
00:23:57,287 --> 00:24:01,041
Yeah, your mama's so ugly
she's only been married once!

405
00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:05,519
Your mama's so poor
for Halloween her trick was the treat!

406
00:24:05,687 --> 00:24:08,281
Your mama's so poor
that your tits are real!

407
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,563
- Oh, no!
- Yes!

408
00:24:14,647 --> 00:24:17,320
I'm going, I'm going.
I gotta wait for the lady.

409
00:24:17,487 --> 00:24:19,796
Come on, punk! Get in the house, fool!

410
00:24:19,967 --> 00:24:22,606
- Dang, why you doing this to a brother?
- What?

411
00:24:22,767 --> 00:24:24,485
- Did he just say "brother"?
- No!

412
00:24:24,647 --> 00:24:27,798
- Whose brother?
- Yours, y'all! I'm down.

413
00:24:28,887 --> 00:24:31,355
- Damn! Damn!
- You done did it now.

414
00:24:31,527 --> 00:24:34,200
You ain't black.
And you can never be black!

415
00:24:34,367 --> 00:24:38,724
And your perpetrating ass
is taking the only thing that I got left.

416
00:24:38,887 --> 00:24:40,605
- My culture!
- Yeah, fool!

417
00:24:40,767 --> 00:24:43,884
What make you think you know
what goes down up in the 'hood?

418
00:24:44,047 --> 00:24:45,958
- BET.
- What?

419
00:24:46,407 --> 00:24:49,001
You think this a joke, wigga?
You think this a joke?

420
00:24:49,127 --> 00:24:51,800
- I'm sorry, y'all. Don't be hating.
- This ain't a game!

421
00:24:51,967 --> 00:24:54,561
You a long way
from the beach now, punk!

422
00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:59,118
We in South Central! It's the 'hood.
It's the ghetto, the projects!

423
00:24:59,287 --> 00:25:02,882
We run hardcore up in here.
People get killed here every day!

424
00:25:04,887 --> 00:25:08,243
Hey, Shondra, can you come by later?
Princess just had puppies.

425
00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:11,001
Okay, Sandy. Bye.

426
00:25:14,207 --> 00:25:16,926
- Pit bull puppies, fool!
- And they mean too.

427
00:25:17,087 --> 00:25:18,406
- Don't look at me!
- Come on!

428
00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:21,604
- Get your narrow bootie up in there.
- Get him up in there!

429
00:25:21,767 --> 00:25:24,759
- Fool, put your hands behind your back.
- Behind the back.

430
00:25:24,927 --> 00:25:26,565
You know what I'm about to do now?

431
00:25:26,727 --> 00:25:29,036
- I'm about to call your daddy.
- Call your daddy.

432
00:25:29,207 --> 00:25:34,520
You better hope your daddy home too.
If he ain't, you gonna be one dusted trick!

433
00:25:34,687 --> 00:25:37,406
Now get your ass on the bed, whitey!

434
00:25:43,047 --> 00:25:45,436
- Did you buy my rage?
- No. You're indicating.

435
00:25:45,607 --> 00:25:47,677
- Indicating?
- Yes, indicating.

436
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:50,964
Excuse me?
I have never indicated in my life.

437
00:25:51,127 --> 00:25:53,482
Would you two fools just shut the hell up?

438
00:25:53,647 --> 00:25:55,239
She's right. Shut up.

439
00:25:55,927 --> 00:25:58,157
Thank you, Shondra. Whatever!

440
00:25:58,607 --> 00:26:00,643
All right, put this down. You're on.

441
00:26:00,807 --> 00:26:03,446
- Go, girlfriend. Do your thing.
- Give me this.

442
00:26:04,887 --> 00:26:06,639
Hey, Shondra.

443
00:26:06,807 --> 00:26:08,399
If you have to...

444
00:26:09,447 --> 00:26:11,324
...show a little ass.

445
00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:12,761
Shut up.

446
00:26:18,927 --> 00:26:21,122
- You all right in here?
- Oh, yeah.

447
00:26:21,287 --> 00:26:26,236
I just been kidnapped, carjacked
and hands tied behind my back.

448
00:26:26,407 --> 00:26:28,637
But other than that, it's all good.

449
00:26:29,447 --> 00:26:32,803
Look, I'm sorry about all that.
That wasn't really my idea.

450
00:26:36,487 --> 00:26:38,284
I thought you liked me.

451
00:26:39,447 --> 00:26:42,962
- I do!
- Then how come you set me up?

452
00:26:44,367 --> 00:26:48,246
I had to. They threatened to kill me
if I didn't play along.

453
00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:50,839
- For real?
- Yeah.

454
00:26:51,007 --> 00:26:54,397
- They straight-up killers out there!
- For real?

455
00:26:55,127 --> 00:26:58,085
Let me school you on something.
Help us both stay alive.

456
00:26:58,247 --> 00:27:00,841
- Okay.
- The one thing they hate...

457
00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:04,357
...more than anything
that really makes them crazy...

458
00:27:05,087 --> 00:27:08,238
...is posers.
- Me too, girl. I feel you.

459
00:27:08,967 --> 00:27:12,323
- I'm talking about you.
- Me? I ain't a poser. Shoot.

460
00:27:12,487 --> 00:27:16,480
- I got a Ph.D., a Poser-Hater Degree.
- Come on, quit fronting.

461
00:27:16,647 --> 00:27:17,921
I ain't fronting.

462
00:27:18,087 --> 00:27:22,239
- This is my sizzal. For rizzal, my nizzal.
- Stop it!

463
00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:25,444
You stop it right now
and you listen to me.

464
00:27:25,607 --> 00:27:28,565
If you just be yourself,
a nice little white boy...

465
00:27:28,727 --> 00:27:32,163
...I can convince them to let you go.
- But I'm being myself!

466
00:27:32,327 --> 00:27:34,602
I ams who I says I ams.

467
00:27:34,767 --> 00:27:38,203
Damn! Why won't anybody believe me?

468
00:27:42,767 --> 00:27:45,281
- Well?
- Maybe you should show him your ass.

469
00:27:50,247 --> 00:27:53,364
I thought that would have worked.
Weird.

470
00:27:53,927 --> 00:27:56,361
All right, what's next?

471
00:27:56,527 --> 00:27:58,404
- How about number three?
- Perfect.

472
00:27:58,567 --> 00:28:01,081
We're gonna take it
to an entirely different level.

473
00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:02,521
- I got it.
- What?

474
00:28:02,687 --> 00:28:07,044
I'm gonna walk in there and be crazy.
I'll be ghettofied, buckwild.

475
00:28:07,207 --> 00:28:10,563
You tell me, "Stick to the plan, man.
Stick to the plan. " Got it?

476
00:28:11,207 --> 00:28:14,085
- Wake up, snowflake!
- Yeah!

477
00:28:14,247 --> 00:28:16,397
- We called your dad!
- What did he say?

478
00:28:16,567 --> 00:28:19,001
He said he'd think about it.

479
00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:21,283
He don't want your ass home right now.

480
00:28:21,447 --> 00:28:25,486
- I can't say that I blame him.
- Hell, no. Not the knife, dog!

481
00:28:26,207 --> 00:28:27,196
Now come on!

482
00:28:27,367 --> 00:28:29,756
- What you doing?
- Teach this white girl a lesson!

483
00:28:29,927 --> 00:28:32,316
Bloodbath, we said
we would stick to the plan!

484
00:28:32,487 --> 00:28:36,162
- Bloodbath, stick with the plan.
- Tree, the plan done changed!

485
00:28:36,327 --> 00:28:37,760
Wannabe say he down.

486
00:28:37,927 --> 00:28:40,999
I'm gonna show him just how
un-down he is!

487
00:28:41,167 --> 00:28:43,203
- I gotta cut him!
- No, you can't cut him!

488
00:28:43,367 --> 00:28:44,800
- I gotta.
- You don't gotta.

489
00:28:44,967 --> 00:28:46,195
We can't get our money!

490
00:28:46,367 --> 00:28:48,323
- I thought you said to cut him!
- No...

491
00:28:48,487 --> 00:28:50,876
- Okay, just the white meat.
- Move! Let me cut him!

492
00:28:51,047 --> 00:28:52,639
Don't kill him though, Bloodbath!

493
00:29:10,247 --> 00:29:12,363
All right, now, Malibu.

494
00:29:12,527 --> 00:29:17,317
I want you to go up in there.
You go get me six 40s of O.E.

495
00:29:17,487 --> 00:29:19,637
- And a fifth of Henny.
- Yeah.

496
00:29:19,807 --> 00:29:22,401
- Anything else, dog?
- No, playa, I'm cool.

497
00:29:22,567 --> 00:29:23,795
Right on. Right on.

498
00:29:23,967 --> 00:29:25,559
I'd like some Pringles.

499
00:29:26,087 --> 00:29:28,601
This ain't no picnic, bitch!

500
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:32,965
I'm sorry. Y'all got some ducats?
Because since you stole my...

501
00:29:33,127 --> 00:29:34,116
Man!

502
00:29:34,407 --> 00:29:38,036
You about to go up in there
and give them Koreans your ends?

503
00:29:38,207 --> 00:29:40,801
- Hell, no!
- You jack that shit, fool!

504
00:29:40,967 --> 00:29:45,245
And if the Asiatic give you any static,
hit the fool with this right here.

505
00:29:45,407 --> 00:29:47,363
- Look at the little busta.
- Little busta.

506
00:29:47,527 --> 00:29:49,245
- Can't even swing a gat.
- Shoot.

507
00:29:49,407 --> 00:29:51,841
- Talking about "he down."
- But...

508
00:29:52,007 --> 00:29:54,441
- You use that or I'm gonna use it on you!
- Okay.

509
00:29:54,607 --> 00:29:56,325
And if you try to get away?

510
00:29:56,487 --> 00:29:59,638
I'm gonna let you taste a piece
of my blue steel. You feel me?

511
00:29:59,807 --> 00:30:00,922
Okay. All right.

512
00:30:01,087 --> 00:30:02,805
- Go on, get out!
- Okay.

513
00:30:03,207 --> 00:30:04,640
Go!

514
00:30:11,767 --> 00:30:13,439
Hey, white boy.

515
00:30:20,327 --> 00:30:24,923
- "This ain't no picnic, bitch"? Wow!
- Thank you. I loved the blue steel line.

516
00:30:25,087 --> 00:30:26,076
Convincing.

517
00:30:38,527 --> 00:30:41,758
- I really can't believe that!
- Those improv classes are paying off.

518
00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:46,682
When you said, "This is no picnic, bitch,"
I screamed on the inside like one.

519
00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:48,166
- For real?
- Yeah, I said:

520
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,757
I'm thirsty, I gotta tell you.

521
00:30:57,927 --> 00:31:01,966
And, boy, do I love Olde English.
It really helps quench my thirst.

522
00:31:20,607 --> 00:31:22,404
Can I help you?

523
00:31:29,807 --> 00:31:34,676
No, I'm gonna help myself to this O.E.
and anything else I want up in here, bitch!

524
00:31:45,767 --> 00:31:47,598
Can I help you?

525
00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:57,600
- Y'all never been robbed?
- Sure. Last week was 54 time.

526
00:31:57,767 --> 00:32:00,440
But they were cool.
No gun to head, never scream.

527
00:32:00,607 --> 00:32:03,360
- You know, good people.
- Cool.

528
00:32:03,607 --> 00:32:07,919
So, dude,
how much did you pay the guy?

529
00:32:08,087 --> 00:32:09,520
What are you talking about?

530
00:32:09,687 --> 00:32:13,123
- When you set this thing up yesterday.
- I thought you set it up.

531
00:32:14,527 --> 00:32:15,846
You mean...?

532
00:32:16,647 --> 00:32:18,842
Dude, the owner doesn't know
this is fake?

533
00:32:21,127 --> 00:32:23,436
$ 16.47.

534
00:32:27,207 --> 00:32:31,405
- Go in and save him! He could get shot!
- I'm not going in there! You go in there!

535
00:32:31,567 --> 00:32:32,886
His frigging life
is at stake!

536
00:32:40,327 --> 00:32:41,919
My emergency stash!

537
00:32:42,407 --> 00:32:45,604
I'm glad you got cash, because
if you had tried to jack me, fool...

538
00:32:45,767 --> 00:32:48,645
...I was gonna have
to lay you out with this!

539
00:32:48,807 --> 00:32:50,718
And with this.

540
00:32:51,807 --> 00:32:53,763
And with that.

541
00:32:57,287 --> 00:32:59,198
Keep the change.

542
00:32:59,367 --> 00:33:02,245
- Do me this one favor.
- You are the driver. I am the shooter!

543
00:33:02,407 --> 00:33:04,159
- I'm scared of Koreans!
- You...

544
00:33:04,327 --> 00:33:06,682
Thank you. Thank you very much!
Come again!

545
00:33:07,847 --> 00:33:10,441
What I'm about to do right now,
I know it sounds whack...

546
00:33:10,607 --> 00:33:13,963
...but it's just a joke, okay?
So please don't shoot me?

547
00:33:16,247 --> 00:33:20,399
Yeah, that's right, fool! Next time
I'll bust a cap in your punk ass, bitch!

548
00:33:20,687 --> 00:33:24,157
Yeah, you lucky I don't burn you down!
Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah!

549
00:33:24,327 --> 00:33:27,000
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- You actually did it?

550
00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:31,285
Let's roll! Hell, yeah! He didn't do
nothing! He straight-up trick.

551
00:33:31,447 --> 00:33:36,043
What's up with this? If you jacked it,
how come you got a receipt?

552
00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:39,081
I stole that too.

553
00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:43,396
What's on tap for tomorrow?

554
00:33:43,567 --> 00:33:48,163
We have the 11:00 with Greenpeace,
then drinks with the offshore oil lobby.

555
00:33:48,487 --> 00:33:53,436
- How's the Brad project going?
- Smooth. He's in South Central.

556
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:59,037
- God, is he okay?
- Oh, he's in excellent hands.

557
00:33:59,687 --> 00:34:02,485
All right. I'm sick of playing
game with you, snowflake!

558
00:34:02,647 --> 00:34:07,118
I'm gonna give you five seconds to be real
or I'm gonna beat that ass to the curb!

559
00:34:07,287 --> 00:34:10,404
- What you mean be real?
- You know what I mean. Be white!

560
00:34:10,567 --> 00:34:11,920
- Five.
- Don't do it, Bloodbath!

561
00:34:12,087 --> 00:34:13,600
- Four.
- Don't do it, Bloodbath!

562
00:34:13,767 --> 00:34:14,916
- Three.
- He gonna do it!

563
00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:16,645
- Two.
- Kill him! Kill him!

564
00:34:16,807 --> 00:34:18,604
Okay, all right!

565
00:34:19,407 --> 00:34:22,319
Okay, fellas, look,
I'm really sorry, okay?

566
00:34:22,487 --> 00:34:26,799
I don't mean to offend you, you know.
I don't mean to front or act like a thug.

567
00:34:26,967 --> 00:34:28,366
I'm sorry.

568
00:34:36,487 --> 00:34:38,876
- You buying that?
- I don't know. I can't tell.

569
00:34:39,927 --> 00:34:40,916
Me neither.

570
00:34:42,007 --> 00:34:43,645
Let's give him the test.

571
00:34:46,727 --> 00:34:49,719
How you doing, white boy?
You cool?

572
00:34:49,887 --> 00:34:52,117
Great. Fine.

573
00:34:52,287 --> 00:34:54,198
Terrific popcorn.

574
00:35:11,207 --> 00:35:16,361
Run, bitch, run!
He gonna kill you!

575
00:35:20,887 --> 00:35:22,559
I ain't lying. I ain't lying.

576
00:35:22,727 --> 00:35:26,037
Sorry, y'all, but this is who I am.
I'm just a rapper, straight up.

577
00:35:26,687 --> 00:35:30,396
- Wigga, please!
- No, for real. I can rap about anything.

578
00:35:30,567 --> 00:35:32,205
You think you got skills?

579
00:35:32,647 --> 00:35:35,115
- We gonna see about that.
- Oh, hell, yeah.

580
00:35:35,287 --> 00:35:37,596
Bloodbath and Tree
They be beatin ' on me

581
00:35:37,767 --> 00:35:40,645
But if they listen to my song
Then we'd all get along

582
00:35:40,807 --> 00:35:43,526
I may be Jewish
But I got a nice schlong

583
00:35:44,367 --> 00:35:46,358
Hey, man.
I had it up to here with you.

584
00:35:46,527 --> 00:35:49,200
You better check yourself
before you wreck yourself.

585
00:35:49,367 --> 00:35:51,483
- This ain't Malibu.
- Represent.

586
00:35:51,647 --> 00:35:55,083
Oh, yeah. We gonna see what you
represent now, fool. We at the club!

587
00:35:55,847 --> 00:35:59,123
Snoop, Dre, Cube, all them.
They came in through here.

588
00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:01,881
Got something to prove
to yourself? Do it in there.

589
00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:04,637
Get in there, fool!
Go on up in there!

590
00:36:06,927 --> 00:36:10,681
- Think this is gonna do it, dude.
- Oh, we're about to get paid!

591
00:36:33,247 --> 00:36:34,999
What's cracking?

592
00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:37,645
Hey, dog.

593
00:36:38,367 --> 00:36:43,043
- Yeah, how you feeling now, Malibu?
- Like I'm home.

594
00:36:43,207 --> 00:36:46,643
Get your ass in there then, fool.
Go!

595
00:36:55,967 --> 00:36:58,561
Come on.
Let me get through here, man.

596
00:36:59,927 --> 00:37:01,918
- Yo.
- Man, I told you I didn't have...

597
00:37:03,767 --> 00:37:04,756
What's happening?

598
00:37:05,007 --> 00:37:07,805
Look, our homey...
You wanna get a young Dre next, man?

599
00:37:07,967 --> 00:37:10,162
Hell, no.
You hear what he's saying?

600
00:37:10,327 --> 00:37:13,080
Meet my boy, Ben Franklin.

601
00:37:14,527 --> 00:37:17,803
- What's his name?
- B-Rad from Malibu, player.

602
00:37:17,967 --> 00:37:20,083
B-Rad from Mal...?
You trying to get me shot?

603
00:37:20,327 --> 00:37:23,478
Hey, you met Ben Franklin's
twin brother?

604
00:37:26,847 --> 00:37:28,565
Cutter, playa.

605
00:37:28,727 --> 00:37:33,437
We're gonna bring him up. Go play with
each other. Come back in five minutes.

606
00:37:33,927 --> 00:37:37,363
- Playa...
- Y'all got some Will Smith back there?

607
00:37:37,527 --> 00:37:38,676
Get jiggy with it!

608
00:37:42,167 --> 00:37:44,078
Hey, miss. Where you been?

609
00:37:46,407 --> 00:37:47,840
Oh, Shondra!

610
00:37:49,127 --> 00:37:51,357
- I been busy, Tec.
- You been getting busy?

611
00:37:52,647 --> 00:37:53,921
None of your damn business.

612
00:37:54,127 --> 00:37:57,437
Okay, okay, I'm cool. I understand.
Just tell me who it is.

613
00:37:57,767 --> 00:38:00,565
All you need to know
is that it ain't your black ass.

614
00:38:00,807 --> 00:38:03,241
See, this that shit.
Think you're better than me.

615
00:38:03,527 --> 00:38:06,519
All you is is a chickenhead
and that's all you ever gonna be.

616
00:38:07,647 --> 00:38:10,081
Hey, girl. What's up?

617
00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:13,523
- You all right?
- I'm fine, but you the finest!

618
00:38:13,687 --> 00:38:17,123
She the truth too, dude. I'm telling you,
once Mothra gets set up, boy...

619
00:38:17,607 --> 00:38:20,883
- You hitting this?
- No. Now let me go!

620
00:38:21,047 --> 00:38:25,882
Hey, dude, didn't your mama ever tell you
how to treat a lady? That's not nice.

621
00:38:26,047 --> 00:38:27,241
Oh, so you know my moms?

622
00:38:27,407 --> 00:38:30,604
No, but she wouldn't appreciate you
grabbing a woman like that.

623
00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:32,041
What would your mom prefer?

624
00:38:32,207 --> 00:38:34,562
You know, just talk to them
and be nice to them.

625
00:38:34,727 --> 00:38:36,240
Know what my mom would do?

626
00:38:36,407 --> 00:38:39,126
My mom would tell you to
mind your own damn business!

627
00:38:39,287 --> 00:38:40,481
Don't!

628
00:38:40,647 --> 00:38:43,320
- Don't be hating.
- Tec, don't! Stop it!

629
00:38:48,887 --> 00:38:51,685
Y'all gonna be real sorry,
the both of you.

630
00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:58,000
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm okay.

631
00:38:58,167 --> 00:39:01,477
- Who was that?
- Old history.

632
00:39:02,527 --> 00:39:04,279
You know what?
Come on.

633
00:39:04,647 --> 00:39:05,716
He strong.

634
00:39:10,607 --> 00:39:12,643
- Excuse me.
- Where we going?

635
00:39:12,807 --> 00:39:15,640
Just shut up.
Move, please?

636
00:39:15,807 --> 00:39:17,365
You gotta get out of here.

637
00:39:17,527 --> 00:39:20,485
- You letting me go?
- I'm not having your blood on my hands.

638
00:39:20,647 --> 00:39:22,638
It's the red Honda by the door.
Just go.

639
00:39:22,807 --> 00:39:26,243
All the way from Malibu, B-Rad.
Give it up for B-Rad.

640
00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:29,046
Straight out of Malibu.
B-Rad, come on up. B-Rad.

641
00:39:29,207 --> 00:39:32,119
- Go!
- I can't.

642
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:33,925
- Why?
- Shondra...

643
00:39:34,087 --> 00:39:36,920
...anybody can rap
at the Malibu County Fair.

644
00:39:37,087 --> 00:39:41,126
This is my chance, my one shot.
I gotta prove myself.

645
00:39:47,207 --> 00:39:49,721
This is gonna be
like an episode of Oz.

646
00:39:50,767 --> 00:39:52,644
Yeah, excuse me.

647
00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:56,482
Yeah, I'm just gonna go on stage,
do my rhyme thing.

648
00:39:58,607 --> 00:40:01,280
They kind of pack them
in tight here.

649
00:40:01,447 --> 00:40:04,484
- Get up there. Do your thing.
- Yeah, get up there, fool!

650
00:40:04,647 --> 00:40:06,160
Oh, hell, no!
No, hell, no.

651
00:40:06,887 --> 00:40:09,276
Him? No! Hell, no.

652
00:40:10,087 --> 00:40:13,079
- Do you all have a locker?
- Man, come on. You a rapper?

653
00:40:13,247 --> 00:40:14,236
Yeah, straight up.

654
00:40:14,607 --> 00:40:16,837
I didn't know Dairy Queen
had a rap label.

655
00:40:17,007 --> 00:40:20,079
Hey, I may be white,
but my rhymes is tight.

656
00:40:21,047 --> 00:40:23,436
- I'm down, y'all.
- No, you ain't down, homey.

657
00:40:23,607 --> 00:40:26,246
I ain't battling no bitch, homey,
first of all.

658
00:40:27,327 --> 00:40:28,965
I know you heard that!

659
00:40:30,567 --> 00:40:33,161
Yo, Felli!
Can I serve this fool right quick?

660
00:40:33,287 --> 00:40:35,960
Hey, man. Serve him, dog.

661
00:40:36,327 --> 00:40:38,921
Hey, y'all give it up
for my man Hi-C.

662
00:40:40,167 --> 00:40:43,204
Let's set it off. What's it gonna be,
Saltine? Heads or tail?

663
00:40:43,647 --> 00:40:45,558
Tiz-ziz-ails!

664
00:40:50,207 --> 00:40:52,357
Tails. I like tails, please.

665
00:40:53,447 --> 00:40:55,403
What's it gonna be?
First or second?

666
00:40:55,567 --> 00:40:57,637
Hey, ladies first.

667
00:41:00,967 --> 00:41:03,197
No. Y'all cut it out.
Serve him, Hi-C.

668
00:41:04,287 --> 00:41:06,881
Man, check this out.
I got something for his ass.

669
00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:09,766
Do this for me, let me hear...
Yeah, say:

670
00:41:19,287 --> 00:41:21,676
So your mama got drunk
And fell asleep in the zoo

671
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:23,883
With a zebra and a monkey
And came up with you

672
00:41:24,047 --> 00:41:26,641
When the doctor said push
She released her pelvis

673
00:41:26,807 --> 00:41:29,162
Oh, shit, now I'm battling
The hip-hop Elvis

674
00:41:29,327 --> 00:41:31,921
I have to spit flame
And destroy your name

675
00:41:32,047 --> 00:41:34,242
I really don 't dig
This rappin ' John Wayne

676
00:41:34,407 --> 00:41:36,477
Say, y'all
His little wienie's so small

677
00:41:36,647 --> 00:41:39,957
When he go to take a leak
I bet he piss on his balls

678
00:41:40,647 --> 00:41:44,799
Y'all give it up for Hi-C!
Hi-C in the house!

679
00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:48,324
Big Steel serving, baby,
serving heavy his style.

680
00:41:54,047 --> 00:41:56,322
Man, I ain't gonna
battle this little punk.

681
00:41:57,287 --> 00:41:58,561
Let's see what you got.

682
00:42:06,887 --> 00:42:10,084
When I say, "Mali," you say, "'Bu."
Mali...

683
00:42:13,807 --> 00:42:15,843
Okay, feeling the love.

684
00:42:19,927 --> 00:42:21,360
Here we go, dog!

685
00:42:22,087 --> 00:42:25,238
One, two, three, four, flow!

686
00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:28,964
Hey, yo, I may be white
But inside, my soul is black as night

687
00:42:29,127 --> 00:42:30,879
And I don 't wanna fight
A 'ight

688
00:42:31,047 --> 00:42:32,526
I'd rather go fly a kite

689
00:42:32,807 --> 00:42:34,399
Or go on a low-carb diet

690
00:42:34,567 --> 00:42:36,159
That means no more pasta

691
00:42:36,447 --> 00:42:39,996
Y'all rappers is too slow
And I'm kinda faster

692
00:42:40,167 --> 00:42:42,397
Hey, young Dre
You got cornrows in your hair

693
00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:44,479
You got cornrows down there?

694
00:42:44,647 --> 00:42:47,115
I got a watch
It's a Swee-atch

695
00:42:47,287 --> 00:42:48,686
And when my mother
Does my clothes

696
00:42:48,847 --> 00:42:51,202
To get them clean
She uses ble-ach

697
00:42:51,367 --> 00:42:52,322
Yeah

698
00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:55,160
I'm sorry, y'all, but
I'm feelin ' straight, figure

699
00:42:55,327 --> 00:42:58,717
To boost up the boy
Hardcore nigga

700
00:43:12,087 --> 00:43:13,600
I'm sorry.

701
00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:30,236
It's Black History Month.
You out your rabbit-ass mind?

702
00:43:30,847 --> 00:43:34,362
What is this?
Is this some sort of rap initiation?

703
00:43:34,527 --> 00:43:36,563
This is not how they
do it on American Idol.

704
00:43:45,607 --> 00:43:47,006
Come on.

705
00:43:50,607 --> 00:43:52,325
Don't be hating.

706
00:43:55,527 --> 00:43:59,202
Yo, all y'all rappers out there!
My name is Brad Gluckman...

707
00:43:59,367 --> 00:44:02,086
...and when I'm on the mic,
you can really say I suck, man!

708
00:44:02,247 --> 00:44:04,920
Look, y'all. Y'all had
y'all laugh. Just chill out.

709
00:44:05,087 --> 00:44:07,555
Yeah, because B-Rad G's
about to get ill.

710
00:44:07,727 --> 00:44:12,278
Yo, I ain't laughed that hard
in a long, long time. For real.

711
00:44:12,807 --> 00:44:16,163
Hey, yo, player. Your pops called,
and you know what he said?

712
00:44:16,327 --> 00:44:17,316
He ain't paying.

713
00:44:17,487 --> 00:44:20,206
He just wants you to stay
in the 'hood with the brothers.

714
00:44:20,367 --> 00:44:22,881
You know, since you so
down and all.

715
00:44:23,047 --> 00:44:25,277
I guess we gonna have
to smoke your punk ass.

716
00:44:25,447 --> 00:44:27,483
What you think about that?

717
00:44:29,047 --> 00:44:31,197
I don't care no more.

718
00:44:31,567 --> 00:44:33,922
I got nothing to live for.

719
00:44:34,647 --> 00:44:36,763
Go ahead, smoke me.

720
00:44:42,927 --> 00:44:44,076
Dude.

721
00:44:44,247 --> 00:44:46,238
You believe what they
putting on-stage?

722
00:44:46,407 --> 00:44:49,365
That's right. You getting played, homey.
Straight out, dog.

723
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:52,485
- Excuse me?
- I said you getting played, dog.

724
00:44:52,967 --> 00:44:57,040
Little white boy up there hitting your lady.
She digging it, loving what's going on.

725
00:44:57,207 --> 00:45:00,802
You know what I was kind of thinking
to myself? Maybe I'd go next.

726
00:45:00,967 --> 00:45:03,686
- You want next?
- Let a homeboy get some action.

727
00:45:07,527 --> 00:45:09,358
Hey, homes! What's up?

728
00:45:09,527 --> 00:45:11,518
- Not here, Tec.
- What you wanna do?

729
00:45:11,687 --> 00:45:14,281
I wanna bag me a white boy,
that's what I wanna do.

730
00:45:22,207 --> 00:45:24,801
Hey, you okay?

731
00:45:27,687 --> 00:45:29,678
You know,
it's not as bad as it seems.

732
00:45:29,967 --> 00:45:34,165
It's worse. Everybody's right.
My rhymes is weak.

733
00:45:34,327 --> 00:45:35,999
You just need a little work.

734
00:45:36,207 --> 00:45:39,165
I should've run when you
gave me the chance.

735
00:45:39,327 --> 00:45:44,162
No, you were right. I respect you
for getting up there. You got mad heart.

736
00:45:44,327 --> 00:45:48,400
But you heard them laughing.
I ain't nothing but a busta.

737
00:45:48,567 --> 00:45:50,876
They just don't understand you.

738
00:45:51,047 --> 00:45:55,359
None of them know how
hardcore it is up in Malibu.

739
00:45:56,287 --> 00:45:58,721
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

740
00:45:58,887 --> 00:46:02,880
With the traffic...

741
00:46:03,567 --> 00:46:06,559
...and the sharks.
Y'all got sharks.

742
00:46:06,727 --> 00:46:10,037
And when the public be all up
on your private beach?

743
00:46:10,207 --> 00:46:12,880
Right. Right.

744
00:46:14,007 --> 00:46:17,158
You just gotta stick with it
and be yourself.

745
00:46:17,327 --> 00:46:19,841
Don't let anybody tell you
who you are.

746
00:46:21,127 --> 00:46:23,197
You all right, B-Rad.

747
00:46:23,847 --> 00:46:25,280
Shondra?

748
00:46:27,567 --> 00:46:32,482
You know when I was saying earlier,
in the car, about being a player and all?

749
00:46:32,887 --> 00:46:34,843
I was just fooling.

750
00:46:36,647 --> 00:46:39,002
I ain't never been with
a real black girl before.

751
00:46:39,167 --> 00:46:41,283
- For real?
- Well, except on the Internet.

752
00:46:43,847 --> 00:46:47,044
You the finest girl I ever seen
in my whole life.

753
00:46:48,607 --> 00:46:50,404
And I was wondering...

754
00:46:51,047 --> 00:46:53,925
...since they're gonna
ice me in the morning...

755
00:46:54,087 --> 00:46:56,476
...could I, like,
kind of, maybe...

756
00:46:57,967 --> 00:46:59,559
...hopefully...

757
00:47:00,287 --> 00:47:02,164
...kiss you?

758
00:47:04,927 --> 00:47:06,883
You so pretty.

759
00:47:07,487 --> 00:47:09,205
Thank you.

760
00:47:21,007 --> 00:47:22,565
Oh, you real pretty!

761
00:47:28,327 --> 00:47:32,718
Damn, fool! I said kiss! I offered you
a snack, not the whole kitchen!

762
00:47:34,447 --> 00:47:37,120
My bad! My bad!

763
00:47:39,167 --> 00:47:40,805
My bad.

764
00:47:43,167 --> 00:47:46,398
Oh, hell, no! Hell, no!
Get your ass up!

765
00:47:46,567 --> 00:47:48,637
Get your big ass up!
Move!

766
00:47:48,807 --> 00:47:53,278
All right, that's it. This game is whack.
I want my money. Then y'all can get out.

767
00:47:53,447 --> 00:47:56,166
Hey, Shondra,
but we're not done yet.

768
00:47:56,327 --> 00:47:58,318
And you ain't never
gonna be done.

769
00:47:58,487 --> 00:48:02,560
Did it ever occur to you clowns
this might be the way he really is?

770
00:48:02,727 --> 00:48:04,285
No.

771
00:48:04,447 --> 00:48:07,519
Whatever. Look, I did what you asked.
I want my money.

772
00:48:07,687 --> 00:48:11,805
You fail to realize that putting together
this operation has been quite expensive.

773
00:48:11,967 --> 00:48:13,923
Bling bling!

774
00:48:14,087 --> 00:48:15,839
Excuse me?

775
00:48:16,007 --> 00:48:19,079
- I might not have all the money right now.
- Are you playing me?

776
00:48:20,207 --> 00:48:24,803
Y'all better get my money or I'm going
in there and I'm gonna tell him what's up.

777
00:48:42,407 --> 00:48:43,806
Hey, dog.

778
00:48:46,087 --> 00:48:47,725
Down here, dog.

779
00:48:51,167 --> 00:48:52,680
Stuart Little?

780
00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:56,157
Negro, please. That little white rat
ain't got nothing on me.

781
00:48:56,327 --> 00:48:58,921
Yo, I'm Ronnie Rizzat,
represizzent.

782
00:49:00,527 --> 00:49:01,516
Hey, Ronnie.

783
00:49:01,687 --> 00:49:04,565
- Why you down, dog?
- I'm a failure.

784
00:49:04,727 --> 00:49:06,718
No, it ain't like that, fool.

785
00:49:06,887 --> 00:49:10,675
You need to stop listening to all them
perpetrators and just be yourself.

786
00:49:10,847 --> 00:49:13,805
- For real?
- For rizzeal. Pound it.

787
00:49:17,007 --> 00:49:18,838
Hold up.

788
00:49:19,007 --> 00:49:23,046
You saying if I put my mind to it,
I can be whatever I wanna be?

789
00:49:23,207 --> 00:49:26,005
- Damn straight.
- That if I follow my dreams...

790
00:49:26,167 --> 00:49:28,601
...I can achieve true happiness?
- Word.

791
00:49:28,767 --> 00:49:32,646
And if I work hard, I can be
the biggest rapper there ever was?

792
00:49:32,807 --> 00:49:34,843
Rapper? Hell, no.
You stink.

793
00:49:35,647 --> 00:49:36,636
Don't be hating.

794
00:49:36,847 --> 00:49:39,839
I'd rather eat garbage than listen
to your tired-ass rhymes.

795
00:49:41,047 --> 00:49:44,084
Now look here, man. I'm up
out of here. I gotta go see my lady.

796
00:49:44,247 --> 00:49:46,078
She's a breeder rat at PetCo.

797
00:49:46,247 --> 00:49:49,239
And please believe it. It's all
gonna work out for the best.

798
00:49:49,727 --> 00:49:51,524
Oh, shiznit!

799
00:50:10,887 --> 00:50:14,243
He totally bought it.
The carjack going into the kidnapping.

800
00:50:14,407 --> 00:50:18,241
And we staged a beautiful liquor store
robbery. You should have been there.

801
00:50:18,407 --> 00:50:19,635
Unfortunately...

802
00:50:19,807 --> 00:50:21,604
...he still seems to be posing...

803
00:50:21,767 --> 00:50:26,283
...so we've taken it upon ourselves
to plan a drive-by shooting next.

804
00:50:26,447 --> 00:50:28,642
Mr. Gluckman will be very happy.

805
00:50:28,807 --> 00:50:30,957
It's gonna take more money
than we projected.

806
00:50:31,127 --> 00:50:33,482
We were wondering if
you could give us an advance...

807
00:50:33,647 --> 00:50:34,716
No, no, no, no, no.

808
00:50:34,887 --> 00:50:39,642
You'll get the rest of your money when
Richie Cunningham walks in my door.

809
00:50:39,807 --> 00:50:42,401
- Right. I do under...
- Good.

810
00:50:43,967 --> 00:50:45,958
Mr. Gibbons? Hello?

811
00:50:46,327 --> 00:50:47,726
Damn!

812
00:50:48,167 --> 00:50:50,886
They been playing me all along!

813
00:50:51,567 --> 00:50:53,683
I knew my rhymes was dope!

814
00:50:54,087 --> 00:50:57,159
I knew the 'hood
couldn't be this bad.

815
00:50:57,567 --> 00:50:59,683
How could they do that?

816
00:51:00,287 --> 00:51:01,606
How could she do that?

817
00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:04,565
All right.
The damn fools wanna play?

818
00:51:05,367 --> 00:51:07,039
Then let's play!

819
00:51:10,767 --> 00:51:12,485
What the hell?!

820
00:51:14,767 --> 00:51:16,723
- What the hell are you doing?
- Listen up!

821
00:51:17,087 --> 00:51:18,679
B-Rad G's in the hizzy.

822
00:51:18,847 --> 00:51:22,078
And things are gonna start
changing around here for shizzy.

823
00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:23,999
Do something!

824
00:51:24,687 --> 00:51:28,646
You better shut your mouth, fool! Get
back in that room before I beat your ass.

825
00:51:29,607 --> 00:51:32,485
You feeling froggy?
Then leap.

826
00:51:35,087 --> 00:51:38,238
- Anybody else wanna step?
- No.

827
00:51:39,047 --> 00:51:41,356
- What the hell got into you?
- Shut up, ho!

828
00:51:42,887 --> 00:51:44,286
Ho?!

829
00:51:44,447 --> 00:51:47,200
- Who you calling a ho, ho?
- You, ho!

830
00:51:47,607 --> 00:51:51,646
The same ho that gave up that weak-ass
kiss five minutes ago in the bedroom.

831
00:51:51,807 --> 00:51:53,559
- Really?
- Shondra.

832
00:51:53,727 --> 00:51:55,957
I told you she liked white boys.

833
00:51:56,407 --> 00:52:01,276
- Who do you think you are?
- I'm B-Rad G from 'Bu. Represent.

834
00:52:01,447 --> 00:52:05,565
What y'all didn't realize is, I was
trying to put my mobbing days behind me.

835
00:52:05,927 --> 00:52:08,600
But rolling with y'all
done re-awoke my inner killer.

836
00:52:08,767 --> 00:52:11,520
So let's start dropping bodies!

837
00:52:15,327 --> 00:52:19,764
- Don't stand there! Come on, girl, help us!
- You created that monster. Deal with it!

838
00:52:22,287 --> 00:52:25,279
- Hey, where you going, man?
- I need to take a drive.

839
00:52:25,447 --> 00:52:29,406
- Where you fixing to drive to?
- I think today's a good day to die.

840
00:52:31,167 --> 00:52:33,522
Why you talking crazy, man?
Just be cool. Hey!

841
00:52:33,687 --> 00:52:35,723
I might as well go out
in a blaze of glory.

842
00:52:35,887 --> 00:52:38,276
My daddy don't love me,
my rhymes is played out...

843
00:52:38,447 --> 00:52:41,917
...I ain't down enough for y'all.
- No, you're down. Isn't he down, PJ?

844
00:52:43,127 --> 00:52:46,597
- Tree, ain't he down?
- Yeah, he down as they come, fool!

845
00:52:47,367 --> 00:52:50,882
- Oh, my God!
- It's a jack!

846
00:52:51,047 --> 00:52:52,719
Get out the car, white boy!

847
00:52:53,927 --> 00:52:56,122
Oh, you that weak fuck
from the club.

848
00:52:57,487 --> 00:52:59,478
Get your behind
out the car, man!

849
00:52:59,647 --> 00:53:01,763
- Got something for me?
- Hell, yeah.

850
00:53:01,927 --> 00:53:04,202
- You ready to die?
- Ain't that a "co-inky-dink."

851
00:53:04,367 --> 00:53:06,756
I was just talking
to my two homeys about that.

852
00:53:06,927 --> 00:53:08,918
- Shut up and move. Move him!
- All right.

853
00:53:09,087 --> 00:53:12,796
But y'all should change up your style
because this jackings is getting tired.

854
00:53:12,967 --> 00:53:17,916
Hey, yo, Bloodbath, if there's one scratch
on my ride, I'm gonna eat your children!

855
00:53:18,087 --> 00:53:20,726
- Shotgun!
- Yo, Deuce, shut him up.

856
00:53:21,127 --> 00:53:22,242
Jesus.

857
00:53:22,407 --> 00:53:25,046
8 Ball, what should we do
with Bloodbath and his friend?

858
00:53:25,207 --> 00:53:27,641
- Nothing.
- I said shotgun.

859
00:53:27,807 --> 00:53:28,956
Know what shotgun means?

860
00:53:29,127 --> 00:53:32,802
Shotgun means I ride in the front.
You better hope I don't piss in your trunk.

861
00:53:32,967 --> 00:53:34,400
Shut up.

862
00:53:35,927 --> 00:53:39,124
Allow me to clear this up for you,
my dogs. My name isn't Bloodbath...

863
00:53:39,287 --> 00:53:41,403
...it's Sean James,
and I'm just an actor...

864
00:53:41,567 --> 00:53:45,276
- Is Shondra hitting that white boy?
- I don't think anyone's hitting anybody.

865
00:53:45,447 --> 00:53:49,076
- She's just in on the scam we have going.
- What you talking about, scams?

866
00:53:50,247 --> 00:53:53,523
Hey, player, we were just hired
to kidnap Bill Gluckman's son, man.

867
00:53:53,687 --> 00:53:56,759
- That's all we was doing.
- Is that that dude running for governor?

868
00:53:57,127 --> 00:53:58,879
- You know him?
- Hell, yeah.

869
00:53:59,047 --> 00:54:01,436
- Down with the bitches and ho's.
- I'm voting for him.

870
00:54:01,607 --> 00:54:03,882
You think we ignorant
because we live in the 'hood?

871
00:54:04,047 --> 00:54:06,083
I didn't say that.

872
00:54:06,567 --> 00:54:10,401
- Man, we would never say that, brother!
- Silence!

873
00:54:11,527 --> 00:54:15,042
Yo, we got Gluckman's son.
Gotta be worth more alive than dead.

874
00:54:15,207 --> 00:54:16,640
- What you think?
- Gotta be.

875
00:54:17,207 --> 00:54:19,198
Grab Fatback. I got Milk Dud.

876
00:54:19,367 --> 00:54:21,278
- Let's roll.
- I'm soft.

877
00:54:21,607 --> 00:54:24,326
The polls say that since Brad
has been out of the picture...

878
00:54:24,487 --> 00:54:26,159
...we have gone up six points.

879
00:54:26,327 --> 00:54:28,477
Yeah, but we're still dead
in the urban demos.

880
00:54:28,647 --> 00:54:30,558
- Gays too.
- We can't win without them.

881
00:54:31,047 --> 00:54:32,560
- Mr. Gibbons?
- Yeah.

882
00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:34,797
I have a Sean on the phone
for you, sir.

883
00:54:39,047 --> 00:54:41,038
Check it out, homes.
Is that him or what?

884
00:54:41,207 --> 00:54:42,959
Yeah, that's Tec
from the l-9s, homes.

885
00:54:43,287 --> 00:54:47,439
Call Cyco. Tell him to bring it all down.
We're gonna have ourself a party tonight.

886
00:54:47,887 --> 00:54:52,085
Mr. Gibbons, we have a real
serious problem here.

887
00:54:52,647 --> 00:54:56,003
- I told you no more money.
- Yes, I realize you said that, but this is...

888
00:54:56,167 --> 00:54:59,045
- We're in really big troub...
- Listen, fool.

889
00:54:59,207 --> 00:55:03,359
Gluckman's boy's been kidnapped
for real, along with your punk-ass friends.

890
00:55:03,527 --> 00:55:05,085
Kidnapped?

891
00:55:05,247 --> 00:55:09,763
If Mr. Governor wants to see his punk
bitch baby boy alive again...

892
00:55:09,927 --> 00:55:12,236
...I want 500 grand
by tomorrow midnight.

893
00:55:14,047 --> 00:55:15,605
How do I know this is real?

894
00:55:15,847 --> 00:55:19,760
What, you think your actors is this good?
Say something!

895
00:55:20,647 --> 00:55:22,399
Please help us.

896
00:55:22,967 --> 00:55:24,764
I am...

897
00:55:24,927 --> 00:55:26,406
...so...

898
00:55:27,527 --> 00:55:29,199
...scared!

899
00:55:29,367 --> 00:55:32,040
Please help us.

900
00:55:33,127 --> 00:55:35,721
- Well?
- Okay. I'm convinced.

901
00:55:35,967 --> 00:55:39,437
- Get my money.
- Fine. I can arrange that, but...

902
00:55:39,607 --> 00:55:41,563
You got 10 minutes.

903
00:55:42,527 --> 00:55:44,165
- Now what?
- We wait.

904
00:55:45,287 --> 00:55:48,085
- What?!
- They want 500 grand or they'll kill him.

905
00:55:48,247 --> 00:55:50,556
- You've gotta be kidding me.
- Oh, come on! Oh, no!

906
00:55:50,727 --> 00:55:52,558
- Oh, my God.
- We're going to jail.

907
00:55:52,727 --> 00:55:55,400
Wait, slow down. Don't panic.

908
00:55:55,567 --> 00:55:57,922
- It was your idea!
- That was idiotic!

909
00:55:58,087 --> 00:56:02,478
Don't panic. Just let me
think this through here.

910
00:56:02,647 --> 00:56:04,239
You're as guilty as any of us.

911
00:56:06,567 --> 00:56:10,526
Now, we may just have
a very interesting opportunity here.

912
00:56:10,687 --> 00:56:13,440
- Where are you going with this?
- The negatives are obvious.

913
00:56:13,607 --> 00:56:16,440
Yeah! Bill drops out of the race,
emotional distress.

914
00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:18,882
I can handle Bill.
What are the positives?

915
00:56:19,087 --> 00:56:21,237
Well, there are just so many.

916
00:56:21,407 --> 00:56:23,682
- No more Brad problem.
- Right.

917
00:56:24,807 --> 00:56:25,796
Right, I like that!

918
00:56:25,967 --> 00:56:29,516
With a dead son, sympathy could spike us
in the female and gay demos.

919
00:56:29,687 --> 00:56:31,040
Wait, I've got the image!

920
00:56:31,207 --> 00:56:33,277
Bill weeping...

921
00:56:33,447 --> 00:56:37,360
...over Brad's open casket.

922
00:56:37,527 --> 00:56:39,518
After grieving,
he goes on the offensive.

923
00:56:39,687 --> 00:56:40,881
- His war on crime!
- Drugs!

924
00:56:41,047 --> 00:56:42,196
- Gangs!
- It's what's hot!

925
00:56:42,367 --> 00:56:44,881
- Oh, that's great!
- It's just what we needed!

926
00:56:47,167 --> 00:56:49,920
- Get over there, man.
- Hold me!

927
00:56:50,087 --> 00:56:51,486
- Who this?
- No deal.

928
00:56:51,847 --> 00:56:54,805
- Say what?
- Bill Gluckman won't deal with criminals.

929
00:56:55,047 --> 00:56:56,958
That's it.
His punk ass is dead.

930
00:56:57,127 --> 00:56:59,846
You do what you have to do.
We'll do what we have to do.

931
00:57:00,247 --> 00:57:01,646
There you go.

932
00:57:04,647 --> 00:57:07,798
That was cold.
Yo, take off the tape.

933
00:57:08,807 --> 00:57:11,765
Goddamn, that hurts
like a motherfick!

934
00:57:11,927 --> 00:57:14,236
I'm gonna have to teach
you all some manners!

935
00:57:14,407 --> 00:57:15,999
Your daddy ain't paying.

936
00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:18,556
- Tell me something I don't know.
- What?

937
00:57:18,887 --> 00:57:22,197
You heard me, you half-stepping,
moist-ass bitch!

938
00:57:22,367 --> 00:57:26,042
- Excuse me?
- You gonna do it like that?

939
00:57:26,567 --> 00:57:29,559
- All right, then. Bring it.
- It's been brought.

940
00:57:29,727 --> 00:57:32,560
Okay, then. That gat's real, right?

941
00:57:32,727 --> 00:57:37,596
So then do it. Put crackerjack
out his misery. Come on, y'all.

942
00:57:37,767 --> 00:57:40,281
- I'll do it myself. Pull the trigger!
- Get him!

943
00:57:40,447 --> 00:57:42,802
This fool is crazy!
I cannot deal with this shit.

944
00:57:47,207 --> 00:57:48,401
Oh, damn!

945
00:57:50,207 --> 00:57:53,119
- Nice. Yeah, this is good.
- Get your ass down, fool!

946
00:58:00,927 --> 00:58:02,883
Y'all take this seriously!

947
00:58:03,047 --> 00:58:05,117
- I love you, Sean.
- I love you too.

948
00:58:05,287 --> 00:58:07,437
Lay down some cover, fool!

949
00:58:08,767 --> 00:58:10,962
We can't!
They too strapped!

950
00:58:11,367 --> 00:58:13,437
"We can't!
they too strapped!"

951
00:58:13,847 --> 00:58:16,441
- What we gonna do?
- "What we gonna do?"

952
00:58:18,207 --> 00:58:22,564
Punks. Give me them gats.
Y'all are serious crazy.

953
00:58:22,727 --> 00:58:25,321
Y'all wanna play?
Then let's play.

954
00:58:31,807 --> 00:58:33,445
Y'all know who you dealing with?

955
00:58:33,607 --> 00:58:36,440
I'm Malibu's most wanted, y'all!

956
00:58:36,607 --> 00:58:40,725
King Kong ain't got
nothing on me!

957
00:58:49,607 --> 00:58:53,282
Damn. These special effects
is the bomb.

958
00:58:53,847 --> 00:58:55,041
- Let's go!
- Let's dip!

959
00:58:55,207 --> 00:58:56,640
Let's go!

960
00:59:11,207 --> 00:59:13,163
It's safe now, y'all.

961
00:59:13,327 --> 00:59:14,555
Hey, yo, that was ill.

962
00:59:14,727 --> 00:59:18,402
And y'all punk asses ain't do nothing.
All that buffness for no reason.

963
00:59:18,727 --> 00:59:20,206
That's him.

964
00:59:20,367 --> 00:59:22,085
Get over here.

965
00:59:23,127 --> 00:59:26,005
- Where you learn that from?
- Grand Theft Auto 3.

966
00:59:26,247 --> 00:59:29,444
- Word? Can I borrow that?
- You got a PlayStation 2?

967
00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:33,123
- No, I got GameCast.
- GameCast?

968
00:59:33,287 --> 00:59:35,437
There's GameCube and Dreamcast.
Which you got?

969
00:59:35,607 --> 00:59:38,405
I said I got GameCast, man.
Damn! I can't afford it!

970
00:59:38,567 --> 00:59:40,637
My bad. I'm just trying to help you out.

971
00:59:54,847 --> 00:59:56,644
I'm gonna holler at you.

972
00:59:56,807 --> 00:59:58,923
- My wigga.
- Hey, what up, my nizzle?

973
00:59:59,087 --> 01:00:03,160
What's up, baby? How you doing, man?
I got something for you.

974
01:00:03,327 --> 01:00:05,124
That's yours, B.

975
01:00:05,447 --> 01:00:07,517
- Oh, for real?
- Yeah.

976
01:00:08,167 --> 01:00:10,078
Yo, you shouldn't have.

977
01:00:10,887 --> 01:00:12,957
Serious moment. Bring it in, y'all.

978
01:00:13,127 --> 01:00:17,086
Welcome to the Nines, baby.
Only way out now is in a box.

979
01:00:17,927 --> 01:00:20,316
- In a box?
- In a box.

980
01:00:21,367 --> 01:00:24,325
Oh, in a box. Right.

981
01:00:39,527 --> 01:00:41,438
Good evening, I'm Hal Fishman.

982
01:00:41,607 --> 01:00:44,644
We open tonight
with a Channel 5 News exclusive.

983
01:00:44,807 --> 01:00:47,526
A security camera
captured incredible footage...

984
01:00:47,687 --> 01:00:52,841
...of gang violence tonight as it
flared on the streets of South Central.

985
01:00:53,007 --> 01:00:57,956
This hardcore gangster,
believed to be the notorious White Kong...

986
01:00:58,127 --> 01:01:00,925
...ringleader of a South Central
street gang...

987
01:01:01,087 --> 01:01:06,480
...fired his weapons with wanton
disregard for life or personal property.

988
01:01:06,647 --> 01:01:09,798
If you have any information
on the whereabouts of this man...

989
01:01:09,967 --> 01:01:14,722
...call our KTLA hotline
at 800- 1-SNITCH.

990
01:01:14,887 --> 01:01:20,200
Oh, my God!

991
01:01:24,087 --> 01:01:27,921
Yo, that is some hardcore shnizit.

992
01:01:28,447 --> 01:01:30,039
Damn, Moch, what are we gonna do?

993
01:01:30,767 --> 01:01:33,440
We're gonna bounce back
to our respective cribs...

994
01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:37,361
...jack our mom and dad's biggest gats,
jet to South Central and save his ass.

995
01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:38,846
- Word.
- Word.

996
01:01:39,567 --> 01:01:43,082
Hey, Bradley's been involved
in a gang shooting.

997
01:01:43,247 --> 01:01:46,080
What?
No, it couldn't be. No.

998
01:01:46,247 --> 01:01:49,045
His face is all over the news.
I think I'd know my own son.

999
01:01:49,367 --> 01:01:51,961
All right, well, I'm sure
there's a logical explanation.

1000
01:01:52,087 --> 01:01:53,998
Get some sleep
and let me take care of it.

1001
01:01:54,167 --> 01:01:57,125
Sleep? He's shooting the hell
out of South Central. Let's go get him.

1002
01:01:57,287 --> 01:02:00,882
No! Bill, you have a debate
tomorrow in Sacramento.

1003
01:02:01,047 --> 01:02:03,163
The hell with the debate.

1004
01:02:03,327 --> 01:02:05,682
Cancel that and you can kiss
this campaign goodbye.

1005
01:02:05,847 --> 01:02:08,884
Shove the debate up your ass.
I'm not gonna lose my son over this.

1006
01:02:09,047 --> 01:02:11,163
Listen, I understand you're upset...

1007
01:02:11,327 --> 01:02:16,117
...but for once in your life will you think
outside the box? For once?

1008
01:02:16,287 --> 01:02:18,960
This whole thing, this whole Brad thing
with the gangs...

1009
01:02:19,127 --> 01:02:21,083
...we can spin it.
Make it into a positive.

1010
01:02:21,247 --> 01:02:23,477
- Positive?
- lf he's arrested or injured...

1011
01:02:23,647 --> 01:02:25,558
...we can spin it
so you're the victim.

1012
01:02:25,727 --> 01:02:29,356
- "Crime reaches everyone" kind of thing.
- Are you trying to get votes out of this?

1013
01:02:29,527 --> 01:02:31,802
I'm trying to win
and you don't seem to care!

1014
01:02:31,967 --> 01:02:35,039
- I'm his father!
- Since when?

1015
01:02:38,647 --> 01:02:41,320
Since right now.

1016
01:02:42,527 --> 01:02:44,802
And you're fired.

1017
01:02:55,527 --> 01:02:59,520
We need to brainstorm
on how I get my job back.

1018
01:03:06,407 --> 01:03:07,726
Hello, this is OnStar.

1019
01:03:07,887 --> 01:03:13,245
I'm looking for a location
of the license number D-SHIZNIT.

1020
01:03:13,407 --> 01:03:16,797
That vehicle is at the corner
of McKinley and 82nd Street, sir.

1021
01:03:29,927 --> 01:03:32,122
What are you supposed to be?
Robo-bitch?

1022
01:03:34,087 --> 01:03:36,681
All right, Monster, what are you packing?

1023
01:03:37,447 --> 01:03:39,199
- This.
- What is that?

1024
01:03:39,367 --> 01:03:41,835
My pop's spear gat, from the yacht.

1025
01:03:42,007 --> 01:03:44,316
What is he hunting, Flipper?

1026
01:03:46,167 --> 01:03:48,317
Think you so bad.

1027
01:03:48,487 --> 01:03:50,478
- What you got?
- Never mind.

1028
01:03:50,647 --> 01:03:54,606
- Come on, let's see it.
- All right, chill. Chill.

1029
01:03:57,367 --> 01:04:00,598
- Is that a freaking musket?
- Yeah, it's a freaking musket.

1030
01:04:00,767 --> 01:04:03,361
Shut up! Shut up, you damn posers!

1031
01:04:04,647 --> 01:04:09,437
- Hadji, how about you?
- I couldn't get much, yo. Just this.

1032
01:04:11,047 --> 01:04:12,924
Oh, my God.

1033
01:04:15,287 --> 01:04:19,838
- Dang! Where'd you get all that?
- Christmas present from Uncle Ahmet.

1034
01:04:22,487 --> 01:04:24,159
Mercedes-Benz, may I help you?

1035
01:04:24,327 --> 01:04:29,481
Hell, yes, chickenhead! I need
a location on license plate D-SHIZNIT.

1036
01:04:30,087 --> 01:04:33,557
That car is on the corner
of McKinley and 82nd Street.

1037
01:04:57,487 --> 01:04:59,796
- Where's he going?
- Are they making a sandwich?

1038
01:05:05,087 --> 01:05:07,442
He's the mayonnaise
between the wheat bread.

1039
01:05:07,607 --> 01:05:09,882
Go, Brad! Get some black ass!

1040
01:05:10,967 --> 01:05:12,719
Get some black ass.

1041
01:05:22,367 --> 01:05:26,326
- Where's B-Rad at?
- I haven't seen a thing. Haven't seen him.

1042
01:05:26,487 --> 01:05:30,241
- Shondra? A little help, please?
- Sit your monkey ass down. Don't move.

1043
01:05:31,287 --> 01:05:33,881
What you know about this?
What you know about that?

1044
01:05:34,047 --> 01:05:36,880
- You want some of this crotch?
- Yeah, he does.

1045
01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:39,039
Get it, girl.

1046
01:05:39,207 --> 01:05:42,916
You know what?
You know, I just tested positive...

1047
01:05:43,327 --> 01:05:46,285
...for G-A-M-E.

1048
01:05:46,447 --> 01:05:49,996
- All right, gangsta.
- Come on, girl. Let's do this.

1049
01:05:50,167 --> 01:05:51,805
- Okay.
- We gonna show you something.

1050
01:05:51,967 --> 01:05:55,039
- Wait till you see what we're gonna do.
- I ain't mad at nothing.

1051
01:05:55,207 --> 01:05:57,641
- I wanna learn.
- You wanna learn?

1052
01:05:57,807 --> 01:06:01,766
I like that.
I'm ready for the chocolate love.

1053
01:06:02,407 --> 01:06:04,841
- Shondra?
- Yeah, it's Shondra...

1054
01:06:05,007 --> 01:06:07,282
...but I guess I wasn't
good enough for you.

1055
01:06:07,447 --> 01:06:10,280
- What?
- You had to get two more.

1056
01:06:10,447 --> 01:06:11,960
- No, she didn't.
- Yes, she did.

1057
01:06:12,127 --> 01:06:16,279
This no-good, deadbeat, weak-ass
white boy won't take care of little Malik.

1058
01:06:16,447 --> 01:06:19,519
- Malik?
- Or Taquayzsha.

1059
01:06:19,687 --> 01:06:21,917
- Taquayzsha?
- Or Nahojay.

1060
01:06:22,087 --> 01:06:24,601
- Naho-who?
- Oh, no, now that's trifling.

1061
01:06:24,767 --> 01:06:26,883
- Let's get out of here.
- Thank you, girl.

1062
01:06:27,047 --> 01:06:29,925
No problem, ladies. Okay, bye-bye.

1063
01:06:30,087 --> 01:06:33,204
Damn. Why you throwing salt
on my G-A-M-E?

1064
01:06:33,367 --> 01:06:36,643
I am saving your lily-white ass.
Now come on.

1065
01:06:36,807 --> 01:06:39,401
I ain't going nowhere.
I'm a l-9 now.

1066
01:06:40,047 --> 01:06:41,878
Peep my tat.

1067
01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:45,597
- Listen, fool...
- No, you listen. I know what you done.

1068
01:06:45,767 --> 01:06:49,680
How this whole thing is fake.
The stickup, the kidnap, the whole nizzy.

1069
01:06:51,287 --> 01:06:54,962
- Damn.
- No, you damn. Why you play me?

1070
01:06:55,127 --> 01:06:58,881
- For the money.
- Money? What you need money for?

1071
01:06:59,047 --> 01:07:03,598
Look, fool, this may sound stupid to you,
but not everybody has money.

1072
01:07:03,767 --> 01:07:06,235
And for the people who don't,
money is important.

1073
01:07:06,407 --> 01:07:08,716
You're probably still flipping me
and whatnot.

1074
01:07:08,887 --> 01:07:12,323
Damn it, B-Rad, this is real.
Tec and his crew are real.

1075
01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:14,000
Oh, really?

1076
01:07:14,167 --> 01:07:17,762
Well, then if Tec is real,
then this gat must be real.

1077
01:07:17,927 --> 01:07:21,920
And if this gat is real,
then the bullets in it have got to be real.

1078
01:07:22,087 --> 01:07:25,602
And seeing how my foot is real,
this would really hurt.

1079
01:07:27,007 --> 01:07:30,443
See that? I just shot my foot.

1080
01:07:32,967 --> 01:07:35,356
And it's real!

1081
01:07:35,527 --> 01:07:41,079
Oh, my God, this whole thing is real!
I just shot my foot.

1082
01:07:41,247 --> 01:07:43,841
I just shot my foot.
I just shot my foot.

1083
01:07:44,007 --> 01:07:46,805
Sit. Stop hopping around, fool.
Goodness.

1084
01:07:46,967 --> 01:07:50,323
- Oh, God. Oh, Shondra, I'm dying!
- This cap barely grazed you.

1085
01:07:50,487 --> 01:07:53,285
- I can't live!
- Lucky you such a weak-ass shot.

1086
01:07:53,447 --> 01:07:57,281
- Then it's real. This whole thing is real!
- Stop moving.

1087
01:07:57,767 --> 01:08:01,237
- Hey, who doing all that popping up...
- Oh, God.

1088
01:08:01,967 --> 01:08:04,765
Hey, what the hell?
Hey, what up, cuz?

1089
01:08:04,927 --> 01:08:10,524
Hey, Tec! My road dog, yeah.
Just the man I want to see.

1090
01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,442
- You know Shondra.
- What's going on, Shondra?

1091
01:08:13,607 --> 01:08:16,485
- Tec, I swear, it is not what it looks like.
- Don't lie to me.

1092
01:08:16,647 --> 01:08:18,956
That was my line
and it always was what it looked like.

1093
01:08:19,247 --> 01:08:22,683
- What's going on with your boyfriend?
- I'd love to kick it with you...

1094
01:08:22,847 --> 01:08:25,486
...and run this thizzang,
but I got business back in Bu...

1095
01:08:25,647 --> 01:08:28,115
...something with Dre-Dre.
So if you don't mind...

1096
01:08:28,287 --> 01:08:30,118
I do mind!

1097
01:08:30,447 --> 01:08:34,406
Wait, Tec, let me explain.
Because I don't belong here.

1098
01:08:34,647 --> 01:08:37,445
What, you done forgot already, fool?
I done told you.

1099
01:08:37,607 --> 01:08:41,759
There's only one way out of the l-9s.
And your E-ticket's in this here chamber.

1100
01:08:42,167 --> 01:08:44,761
There it is. Did you see
how committed he was?

1101
01:08:44,927 --> 01:08:47,521
That's the rage I was talking about.

1102
01:08:47,687 --> 01:08:50,963
Tec, please don't be hating.

1103
01:08:52,007 --> 01:08:54,601
I won't let you do it, Tec.

1104
01:08:54,887 --> 01:08:57,276
Fine. Then I'll just do
the both of you, then.

1105
01:09:11,687 --> 01:09:14,326
Damn, fool! You just hit my house!

1106
01:09:14,487 --> 01:09:16,398
- Brad?
- Pops?

1107
01:09:16,567 --> 01:09:18,080
It's Mr. Gluckman.

1108
01:09:18,247 --> 01:09:19,600
Brad, you okay?

1109
01:09:19,767 --> 01:09:22,645
Not really. And unless you
seriously strapped...

1110
01:09:22,807 --> 01:09:25,719
...you about to not really be okay too.

1111
01:09:29,287 --> 01:09:32,962
- Hi. Bill Gluckman, running for governor.
- We know who you are, fool.

1112
01:09:33,287 --> 01:09:36,324
This dude thinks we ignorant
just because we live down here.

1113
01:09:36,487 --> 01:09:39,684
- You better recognize.
- Well, I recognize.

1114
01:09:39,847 --> 01:09:45,638
You know, I recognize that street violence
is tearing Californians apart.

1115
01:09:45,807 --> 01:09:48,765
And, fellas, California is my family.

1116
01:09:49,927 --> 01:09:51,599
Oh, and here's a thought.

1117
01:09:51,767 --> 01:09:56,318
Instead of thinking about what set we're
from, what crew you're rolling with...

1118
01:09:57,367 --> 01:10:00,803
...why can't we just be brothers?
What do you say?

1119
01:10:02,727 --> 01:10:05,241
I guess I never thought of it
like that before.

1120
01:10:05,407 --> 01:10:07,159
- You see that?
- Please.

1121
01:10:07,527 --> 01:10:09,757
What do we say, brothers?

1122
01:10:11,687 --> 01:10:13,882
Get your ass out of here.

1123
01:10:19,847 --> 01:10:22,680
Don't anybody know
where the goddamn driveway is?!

1124
01:10:30,567 --> 01:10:31,682
Hadji?

1125
01:10:31,847 --> 01:10:34,441
Y'all better step,
or I'm gonna have to waste y'all.

1126
01:10:34,567 --> 01:10:38,355
- Yeah, drop your gats!
- No, drop your gats!

1127
01:10:39,847 --> 01:10:44,841
Hold up, y'all! Before anybody
ices anybody, I got something to say.

1128
01:10:45,767 --> 01:10:48,804
You really weren't gonna
pay my ransom?

1129
01:10:49,247 --> 01:10:53,957
Oh, I didn't know anything about that.
You gotta believe me.

1130
01:10:54,127 --> 01:10:57,164
- That was not part of the plan.
- What was the plan?

1131
01:10:57,327 --> 01:10:59,363
Send me down here
to scare me white?

1132
01:10:59,527 --> 01:11:03,281
I know, it was stupid. I tried everything,
I didn't know how to deal with you.

1133
01:11:03,447 --> 01:11:05,642
That's because you don't know me...

1134
01:11:05,807 --> 01:11:08,321
...and you never cared to find out.

1135
01:11:08,647 --> 01:11:13,118
Listen, I made a lot of mistakes.
I know that. I'm not proud of myself.

1136
01:11:14,407 --> 01:11:16,443
I wasn't there for you.

1137
01:11:16,807 --> 01:11:20,163
I can't change that,
but I always loved you.

1138
01:11:20,927 --> 01:11:26,001
And I still do. And if you say that this
is who you really are, I believe you.

1139
01:11:26,167 --> 01:11:29,523
And I accept you.
And from here on in...

1140
01:11:30,807 --> 01:11:33,526
...I promise to be a real father to you.

1141
01:11:34,167 --> 01:11:37,955
- Talk is cheap. Prove it.
- Well, I'm here, ain't I?

1142
01:11:45,767 --> 01:11:49,726
All right, Pops. We cool.

1143
01:11:54,567 --> 01:11:56,125
Much love.

1144
01:12:04,287 --> 01:12:07,199
I wish I could talk to my pops like that.

1145
01:12:07,767 --> 01:12:09,359
No doubt.

1146
01:12:09,767 --> 01:12:11,962
I'm gonna call that nigga right now.

1147
01:12:12,127 --> 01:12:14,721
Would you get your emotional
gangsta ass together?

1148
01:12:14,847 --> 01:12:18,203
We got business to handle.
Let's smoke these fools!

1149
01:12:21,407 --> 01:12:25,844
Tec, before we all smoke each other,
can I say one little more thing?

1150
01:12:26,207 --> 01:12:30,246
- What you got to say this time?
- Kick it freestyle, Moch.

1151
01:12:31,887 --> 01:12:33,115
What, what, what

1152
01:12:33,287 --> 01:12:35,198
Yo, I said what's up
With all this fightin '

1153
01:12:35,367 --> 01:12:37,278
We should be unitin '
Egos need deflatin '

1154
01:12:37,447 --> 01:12:38,800
Gangstas, please quit hatin '

1155
01:12:38,967 --> 01:12:41,197
- Stop.
- We ain 't hens, we come out the coop

1156
01:12:41,367 --> 01:12:43,961
- Sometimes I get backed up, I gotta poop
- Stop. Stop it!

1157
01:12:45,447 --> 01:12:48,917
You say one more line
and I'm gonna have to smoke myself!

1158
01:12:49,647 --> 01:12:51,205
All right.

1159
01:12:51,487 --> 01:12:54,081
But all these gats got to go.

1160
01:12:55,967 --> 01:12:58,083
I'm serious, Tec.

1161
01:12:58,247 --> 01:13:00,477
Ain't no more gats.

1162
01:13:01,247 --> 01:13:05,206
B-Rad's right. All this hating is whack.

1163
01:13:19,927 --> 01:13:21,565
Run!

1164
01:13:53,207 --> 01:13:55,801
No, listen to me.
You really not listening to me.

1165
01:13:55,967 --> 01:13:58,356
If this ain't rebuilt
by the time Moms get back...

1166
01:13:58,527 --> 01:14:00,995
...it's on you.
You gonna get the punishment.

1167
01:14:01,167 --> 01:14:05,285
You gonna laugh at me. You gonna
play me?! You know who you playing?

1168
01:14:05,447 --> 01:14:08,166
I have two witnesses
who were at the scene of the explosion.

1169
01:14:08,327 --> 01:14:11,558
- Can you tell us what happened?
- Oh, yeah, it was crazy, yo.

1170
01:14:11,727 --> 01:14:14,366
All these crazy fools came over
strapped with they 9s.

1171
01:14:14,527 --> 01:14:17,485
I was just, like, telling the brothers,
"Let's talk about this.

1172
01:14:17,647 --> 01:14:21,037
Let's talk this out.
Can't we all just get along?

1173
01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:24,756
Let's find our common ground."
I was trying to keep the peace.

1174
01:14:24,927 --> 01:14:29,443
Really, the explosion
was just a metaphor.

1175
01:14:29,607 --> 01:14:33,282
A metaphor for anger within our hearts.

1176
01:14:33,447 --> 01:14:37,759
- Because the white man...
- Okay, thank you, Bloodbath and Tree.

1177
01:14:38,407 --> 01:14:40,318
All this mayhem is rumored
to have been caused...

1178
01:14:40,487 --> 01:14:44,480
...by the mysterious White Kong,
who is still at large.

1179
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:48,720
This is Soon-Yee Baxter Hernandez
reporting from South Central.

1180
01:14:49,287 --> 01:14:50,720
- Sorry, sir.
- Damn.

1181
01:14:50,887 --> 01:14:52,479
Are you all right?

1182
01:14:52,847 --> 01:14:55,520
You mean, besides the fact
that I just been harpooned?

1183
01:14:57,087 --> 01:14:59,885
Yeah. No.

1184
01:15:00,807 --> 01:15:03,196
- I'm confused.
- About what?

1185
01:15:03,367 --> 01:15:06,245
I don't know what was real
and what wasn't.

1186
01:15:14,247 --> 01:15:17,876
Well, I definitely could use
a little bit more of that reality.

1187
01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:29,241
What's up? I thought the kitchen
was open for business.

1188
01:15:29,407 --> 01:15:33,366
It is open, but you don't put your hands
in a sista's hair. Damn, fool.

1189
01:15:33,527 --> 01:15:35,040
My bad.

1190
01:15:35,527 --> 01:15:37,165
Here you go, boo.

1191
01:15:37,327 --> 01:15:39,363
All right, here we go.

1192
01:15:39,847 --> 01:15:43,886
Shondra's Salon is now
officially open for business.

1193
01:15:44,047 --> 01:15:46,163
- The chickens be out the coop.
- Enjoy, ladies.

1194
01:15:46,327 --> 01:15:51,685
Damn. She got in a fight with
a hair dryer. And the hair dryer won.

1195
01:15:53,767 --> 01:15:55,519
Hold up, girl.

1196
01:15:56,327 --> 01:15:58,079
I just wanna thank you.

1197
01:15:58,247 --> 01:16:01,239
You the only person that accepted me
for who I really am.

1198
01:16:01,407 --> 01:16:03,284
I appreciate that.

1199
01:16:03,607 --> 01:16:07,043
You also kidnapped me, carjacked me
and tried to scare me white.

1200
01:16:07,207 --> 01:16:09,118
I'm gonna let that one go.

1201
01:16:10,287 --> 01:16:13,484
- Come here, boo.
- Come on.

1202
01:16:14,167 --> 01:16:19,400
- My own little White Kong.
- That's right, White Kong.

1203
01:16:20,847 --> 01:16:24,237
It's official: Bill Gluckman
is California 's next governor.

1204
01:16:24,407 --> 01:16:26,398
Let's go live to the big celebration.

1205
01:16:27,487 --> 01:16:32,959
Here he is, right here, y'all.
The man of the hour! Bill Gluckman, y'all!

1206
01:16:33,127 --> 01:16:35,118
Go Gluck yourself!

1207
01:16:45,527 --> 01:16:48,325
Great. We're gonna take it
to a whole new level.

1208
01:16:52,127 --> 01:16:55,005
He became Black Superhero.

1209
01:17:01,527 --> 01:17:02,562
Hello.

1210
01:17:02,727 --> 01:17:04,638
What the f* *k was that?

1211
01:17:05,807 --> 01:17:08,799
Yeah, you got something to represent?
You got something for your...

1212
01:17:08,967 --> 01:17:11,561
Yeah, you got something
to prove to yourself?

1213
01:17:12,527 --> 01:17:14,643
Come on, Taye. Don't laugh,
motherf* * * *r!

1214
01:17:14,807 --> 01:17:17,196
- Ain't he down?
- Yeah, Bloodbath. You down, fool.

1215
01:17:17,367 --> 01:17:20,643
- You down, down fool.
- Oh, my God.

1216
01:17:21,167 --> 01:17:23,442
- Oh, my God.
- You that f* *k from the club!

1217
01:17:23,607 --> 01:17:25,837
- You think I'm playing with you?
- Yeah, you playing.

1218
01:17:26,007 --> 01:17:26,996
Open the door!

1219
01:17:27,167 --> 01:17:30,125
Hey, yo, dog, you know
I'd love to stick it with you...

1220
01:17:31,047 --> 01:17:33,880
Hey, yo, dog,
I'd love to kick it with you...

1221
01:17:38,927 --> 01:17:42,715
You think I'm cute?
Look at me, man.

1222
01:17:43,047 --> 01:17:46,005
- Look at me, black.
- Bitch ass...

1223
01:17:47,567 --> 01:17:50,001
Hey, yo, dog,
I'd love to kick it with you...

1224
01:17:51,567 --> 01:17:54,445
Hey, yo, dog,
I'd love to kick it with you and...

1225
01:17:56,487 --> 01:17:58,717
I'd love to kick it with you
and run this whole thizzang...

1226
01:17:58,887 --> 01:18:00,240
...but I got a little business.

1227
01:18:00,407 --> 01:18:01,726
Hey!

1228
01:18:04,327 --> 01:18:05,806
Cut.

1229
01:18:13,607 --> 01:18:15,359
What the f* *k is that?

1230
01:18:15,527 --> 01:18:19,520
Come on. Yo, you got something
to prove to yourself?

1231
01:18:19,687 --> 01:18:21,405
- Yo...
- Say it, don't spray it, m * * * * * * * * * *r.

1232
01:18:21,567 --> 01:18:23,444
Get your ass in there.

1233
01:18:23,767 --> 01:18:25,120
Okay.

1234
01:18:25,607 --> 01:18:27,404
Coming from Malibu
B-Rad is a Jew

1235
01:18:27,567 --> 01:18:29,603
But I like him anyhoo
Because that's how we do

1236
01:18:29,767 --> 01:18:32,884
Up in his ish
You know they keep it real...

1237
01:18:34,527 --> 01:18:35,516
- Bitch!
- Again!

1238
01:18:35,687 --> 01:18:36,802
- Bitch!
- Again.

1239
01:18:36,967 --> 01:18:40,118
Bitch! Give me it.

1240
01:18:45,287 --> 01:18:49,280
Yo, y'all, this fine diamond's hooking
me up with Dr. Dre, Master P...

1241
01:18:49,447 --> 01:18:52,962
...P. Diddy, Jay-Z, Big Boy hisself!

1242
01:18:53,287 --> 01:18:55,721
Mali-bootay?

1243
01:18:57,727 --> 01:18:59,126
Pull.

1244
01:19:01,127 --> 01:19:03,357
That's what I call blowing up
for your ass.