1 00:00:45,198 --> 00:00:48,570 Right, let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy 2 00:00:48,650 --> 00:00:51,090 and those who trust me from the ones who don't. 3 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,450 Because if you can't see value here today, 4 00:00:53,730 --> 00:00:56,250 you're not up here shopping, you're up here shoplifting. 5 00:00:56,670 --> 00:00:59,250 You see these goods? You've never seen daylight, moonlight, 6 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:01,730 Israelites, Fanny by the gaslight. 7 00:01:01,850 --> 00:01:04,950 Take a bag, come on, take a bag. I took a bag home last night - 8 00:01:05,010 --> 00:01:06,970 it cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. 9 00:01:07,350 --> 00:01:09,490 Anyone like jewellery? Look at that one there. 10 00:01:09,650 --> 00:01:12,210 Hand-made in ltaly, hand-stolen in Stepney. 11 00:01:12,630 --> 00:01:14,970 It's as long as my arm, I wish it was as long as something else. 12 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:17,970 Don't think 'cos these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. 13 00:01:18,090 --> 00:01:20,410 The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker. 14 00:01:20,490 --> 00:01:24,650 And by the look of some of you lot here today I�d make more money with my measuring tape. 15 00:01:24,770 --> 00:01:26,490 Here, one price, ten pound. 16 00:01:26,610 --> 00:01:28,650 - Did you say ten pound? - Are you deaf? 17 00:01:28,770 --> 00:01:30,130 That's a bargain. I'll take one. 18 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:34,050 Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. 19 00:01:34,130 --> 00:01:37,550 Do you want one as well darlin�? You do, that�s it, they're waking up. 20 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:40,080 Treat the wife - treat somebody else's wife. 21 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,304 It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. 22 00:01:42,539 --> 00:01:45,440 Hold on, you want one as well? OK, darlin', show me a bit of life, then. 23 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,680 It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half struck. 24 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:50,520 My own you�d better buy'em, these are not stolen - 25 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:54,539 they just haven�t been paid for, and we can�t get them again, they�ve changed the bloody locks 26 00:01:54,539 --> 00:01:57,020 Here, one for you. No good coming back later when I've sold out. - Nice bit of stuff. 27 00:01:56,970 --> 00:01:58,530 - "Too late, too late " 28 00:01:58,650 --> 00:02:01,650 will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. 29 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:03,570 If you've got no money on you now, 30 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,770 you'll crying tears as big as October cabbages. 31 00:02:06,150 --> 00:02:07,650 Bacon, cozzers! 32 00:02:12,730 --> 00:02:16,730 # So I said I'm on the roam So I need a car 33 00:02:16,850 --> 00:02:19,579 # And I know that I'm getting alive 34 00:02:19,579 --> 00:02:22,798 # And I say I got faith in a season ## 35 00:02:24,098 --> 00:02:25,810 'Ed can hustle a few quid here and there. 36 00:02:25,930 --> 00:02:28,250 'But his real talent lies in cards - 37 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:30,650 'and gambling with cards. 38 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:34,970 'Bacon could see that his days 39 00:02:35,090 --> 00:02:38,942 'of selling moody goods on street corners are numbered.' 40 00:02:38,942 --> 00:02:42,370 'lt's time to move on and he knows it.' 41 00:03:03,176 --> 00:03:05,357 What you talking about? I'm bloody skinny, pal. 42 00:03:05,357 --> 00:03:07,268 Yeah, yeah, 'course you are. All right ? 43 00:03:07,368 --> 00:03:11,010 Nick the Greek, always a pleasure. Tom, what have you been eatin'? - I've been tellin' him... 44 00:03:11,053 --> 00:03:12,530 - Enough, already ! 45 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,590 You two, join me in my office. 46 00:03:18,670 --> 00:03:20,470 So how much is it then, Tom? 47 00:03:20,590 --> 00:03:21,950 You know how much is, Nick. 48 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:24,710 - And that includes the amp, yeah? - No. 49 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,750 That does not include the amp. 50 00:03:28,210 --> 00:03:30,090 Shit, Tom. I thought it included the amp. 51 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,690 Well, it doesn't. I'll throw in one of these telephones if you like, 52 00:03:33,810 --> 00:03:36,530 but it does not include the amp. 53 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,490 Very nice. 54 00:03:39,410 --> 00:03:41,090 I hope it includes the speakers. 55 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:43,970 It doesn't include the speakers it doesn't include the amp. 56 00:03:44,059 --> 00:03:46,904 And it's not supposed to include me getting the hump with your stupid questions. 57 00:03:47,012 --> 00:03:49,143 Now you want it, Nick, you buy it. 58 00:03:49,443 --> 00:03:50,434 What else do I get with it? 59 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:53,050 You get a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it. 60 00:03:53,964 --> 00:03:56,036 Don't know, Tom. Seems expensive. 61 00:03:56,665 --> 00:04:00,299 Seems... well, this seems to be a waste of my time. 62 00:04:00,399 --> 00:04:03,294 That is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in 63 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:04,944 and you're complaining about 200? 64 00:04:05,442 --> 00:04:07,150 What school of finance did you study? 65 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,767 It's a deal, it's a steal. 66 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,827 It's the sale of the fucking century. 67 00:04:11,724 --> 00:04:14,283 In fact, fucking, Nick, I think I'll keep it. 68 00:04:14,730 --> 00:04:17,235 All right, all right, keep your alans on. 69 00:04:21,756 --> 00:04:22,662 Here's a ton. 70 00:04:22,921 --> 00:04:23,813 Jesus Christ! 71 00:04:24,141 --> 00:04:26,285 You could choke a dozen donkeys on that, 72 00:04:26,521 --> 00:04:28,650 and you're haggling over 100 pound. 73 00:04:28,699 --> 00:04:30,530 What d'you do when you're not buying stereos, Nick, 74 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:31,962 finance revolutions? 75 00:04:32,336 --> 00:04:34,544 �100 is still �100. 76 00:04:34,802 --> 00:04:36,989 Not when the price is �200, it's not. 77 00:04:37,258 --> 00:04:40,200 And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket. 78 00:04:40,525 --> 00:04:42,351 Tighter than a duck's butt you are! 79 00:04:42,546 --> 00:04:46,400 Now come on, let me feel the fibre of your fabric. 80 00:04:48,305 --> 00:04:49,582 'The skinny one is Tom.' 81 00:04:49,818 --> 00:04:52,028 'And he's the entrepreneur of the bunch.' 82 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,090 'He's got a couple of dirty little fingers' 83 00:04:54,090 --> 00:04:55,930 'in a couple of dirty little pies.' 84 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:58,650 'Nick, here, however, has made it his business' 85 00:04:58,650 --> 00:05:01,519 'to have all 20 fat little fingers and toes' 86 00:05:01,519 --> 00:05:03,761 'in every dirty, bent and stolen pie in London.' 87 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:08,066 'Between the two of them, there ain't much you can't get hold of.' 88 00:05:12,117 --> 00:05:13,750 That's my 25 grand. 89 00:05:13,827 --> 00:05:17,576 It's all there, it took me a long time to earn that, so you treat it with respect. 90 00:05:18,383 --> 00:05:19,957 What about the chef? 91 00:05:35,572 --> 00:05:37,914 What've you come as? 92 00:05:38,467 --> 00:05:39,787 Cupid, stupid. 93 00:05:40,580 --> 00:05:43,159 That's the last time I'm getting anymore fruit off of you, Tom. 94 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:47,741 You call that fresh ? There was more small hairy armoured things in your fruit than it was fruit. 95 00:05:48,283 --> 00:05:49,971 You should open a butchers, not a grocers. 96 00:05:50,139 --> 00:05:51,889 Well if you will order stuff from Kathmandu, 97 00:05:52,261 --> 00:05:54,816 don't be surprised if it picks up a few tourists on route. 98 00:05:55,256 --> 00:05:57,287 Anyway, enough about that. Where's the money? 99 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,985 Oi! Keep your fingers out of my soup! 100 00:06:01,654 --> 00:06:04,108 'Soap is called Soap 101 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:06,208 'because he likes to keep his hands clean of any unlawful behaviour.' 102 00:06:06,447 --> 00:06:09,362 'He's proud of his job and even more proud that it's legal.' 103 00:06:09,632 --> 00:06:12,335 'He represents the more sensible side of the four.' 104 00:06:16,675 --> 00:06:18,561 Are you sure you can afford 25? 105 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:20,678 It depends on how you look at it. 106 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:24,999 I can afford it as long as I see it again, if that's what you mean. 107 00:06:24,172 --> 00:06:26,436 Got the rest from the fat man and Bacon? 108 00:06:26,835 --> 00:06:28,151 Fat man, Bacon and myself. 109 00:06:28,992 --> 00:06:31,382 Looks like it's time to make that call to Harry. 110 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,478 Who's this fat man, then, ey ? 111 00:06:34,178 --> 00:06:35,178 Ey ? 112 00:06:37,243 --> 00:06:39,253 D'you want a sandwich, Bacon? 113 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,462 'lt's not easy to take a seat at this card table.' 114 00:06:44,699 --> 00:06:47,644 'The amount of money involved has to be 100 grand upwards' 115 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:50,023 'and there's no shortage of punters.' 116 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:53,288 'The man who decides whether you can play or not is this man -' 117 00:06:53,467 --> 00:06:57,240 'Harry, or as some, including himself like to call him, 118 00:06:57,391 --> 00:06:58,896 'Hatchet Harry.' 119 00:06:59,589 --> 00:07:00,929 You got it all? 120 00:07:02,936 --> 00:07:04,417 100 grand. 121 00:07:04,454 --> 00:07:08,314 Well, If you got it, you got it. Now, if you don't mind... 122 00:07:11,609 --> 00:07:16,431 - What's this Eddie like then? - He's a fucking thief! 123 00:07:16,659 --> 00:07:18,971 'Harry has a colleague, a monster of a man,' 124 00:07:19,182 --> 00:07:20,424 'Barry the Baptist.' 125 00:07:20,554 --> 00:07:23,429 'The Baptist got his name by drowning people for Hatchet.' 126 00:07:23,558 --> 00:07:26,496 - Are you ever gonna fucking pay ? - Yeah, I'll pay ! 127 00:07:25,915 --> 00:07:28,315 - Are you ever gonna fucking pay ? - I'll pay, yeah! Yes, I'll pay ! 128 00:07:27,856 --> 00:07:28,859 'Barry makes sure 129 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:32,292 'the administrative side of the business runs harmoniously.' 130 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:34,583 The boy's got a rare ability. 131 00:07:34,736 --> 00:07:37,935 He seems to make cards transparent. He's got... 132 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,195 All right, all right, so we can say he's good. 133 00:07:40,319 --> 00:07:44,635 Oh no, he's better than good. He's a fucking liability. 134 00:07:44,816 --> 00:07:47,822 Yeah, hold on, what do you think of these? 135 00:07:47,822 --> 00:07:50,660 - We're selling hundreds. - Very nice, Harry. 136 00:07:51,797 --> 00:07:52,777 What's it for? 137 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:56,667 Oh, don't play innocent with me, Bazza. Spanking! 138 00:08:36,689 --> 00:08:39,018 There's 25 from me, Tom, Soap and yourself. 139 00:08:39,476 --> 00:08:43,047 It's a 100 grand to the pound. So why the fuck are you counting it? 140 00:08:43,762 --> 00:08:44,870 Because I like to. 141 00:08:45,070 --> 00:08:47,936 So a reasonable return should be in the reason of 120 grand. 142 00:08:48,442 --> 00:08:51,691 As for 25 grand invested, going on previous experience. 143 00:08:51,893 --> 00:08:53,239 Going on optimism. 144 00:08:53,539 --> 00:08:56,050 Whatever it's going on - it should be enough to send you on a cooking course. 145 00:08:57,388 --> 00:08:59,818 You're not funny, Tom. You're fat - 146 00:09:00,092 --> 00:09:02,190 and look as though you should be, but you're not. 147 00:09:02,343 --> 00:09:04,903 Fat! Who you calling... Jesus! 148 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:07,468 It's good in here, innit? Handy for the tube, 149 00:09:07,659 --> 00:09:09,706 great electrics - I can see why you moved in. 150 00:09:09,730 --> 00:09:12,680 Don't knock it, it's "CHEEP", like the budgie. 151 00:09:13,018 --> 00:09:16,128 And nobody wants to live next to the people we live next to. 152 00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:19,195 - Anti-social to say the least. - What d'you mean? 153 00:09:19,483 --> 00:09:21,562 He means they're thieving bastards. 154 00:09:21,986 --> 00:09:24,731 I mean when they're not picking peanuts out of poop, 155 00:09:25,028 --> 00:09:27,975 they rip off unfortunate souls of their own earned drugs. 156 00:09:31,323 --> 00:09:34,398 Ssh. Not exactly thick, these walls. 157 00:09:35,105 --> 00:09:37,883 Nice work, John. Get yourself a drink. 158 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:44,761 Is that it? 159 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,044 How many times must I tell you, Plank? 160 00:09:47,391 --> 00:09:50,619 You'll find a job worth doing, you'll find your share improving. 161 00:09:51,081 --> 00:09:52,411 Have you got a problem with that? 162 00:09:56,243 --> 00:10:02,885 # Police and thieves in the street 163 00:10:03,596 --> 00:10:06,883 # Fighting the nation with their... ## 164 00:10:09,184 --> 00:10:11,875 You know, Charles, this gear is getting heavier. 165 00:10:13,888 --> 00:10:18,180 I've a strong suspicion we should've been rocket scientists or... 166 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:22,610 Nobel Peace Prize winners... something.... 167 00:10:22,919 --> 00:10:23,879 Peace Prize? 168 00:10:24,921 --> 00:10:29,141 Be lucky to find your penis for a piss if you keep smoking. 169 00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:36,250 Who the hell's that? 170 00:10:44,570 --> 00:10:45,690 All right, Willie? 171 00:10:46,694 --> 00:10:50,365 Does it look like I am all right ? Take this. 172 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:54,561 I'm in danger of breaking sweat at any second. 173 00:10:55,107 --> 00:10:57,646 Charles, why've we got that cage? 174 00:10:58,531 --> 00:11:00,570 Security. 175 00:11:01,116 --> 00:11:04,563 That's right. That's right. Security. 176 00:11:05,336 --> 00:11:08,877 So what's the point in having it if we're not gonna fucking use it? 177 00:11:09,177 --> 00:11:11,585 Well, I would've used it, Winston, but this is Willie. 178 00:11:12,168 --> 00:11:14,361 - And Willie lives here. - Yes, Charles. 179 00:11:14,575 --> 00:11:18,232 But you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door, did you? 180 00:11:18,632 --> 00:11:21,779 Chill, Winston. It's me. 181 00:11:21,991 --> 00:11:25,899 Charlie knows it's me, what's the problem? 182 00:11:26,398 --> 00:11:28,863 The problem is, Willie, that Charles and yourself 183 00:11:28,911 --> 00:11:31,258 are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. 184 00:11:31,378 --> 00:11:37,104 So do as I say and keep the fucking cage LOCKED! 185 00:11:37,866 --> 00:11:40,301 - What is that? - That's Gloria. 186 00:11:40,317 --> 00:11:43,211 Yes, I know that's Gloria. What's THAT? 187 00:11:44,293 --> 00:11:46,330 Err...fertiliser. 188 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,733 You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter. 189 00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:51,781 And you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria 190 00:11:51,930 --> 00:11:54,096 and a bag of fertiliser ? 191 00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:56,611 Alarm bells are ringing, Willie. 192 00:11:57,019 --> 00:11:58,682 We need fertiliser, Winston. 193 00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:01,343 We also need a money counter. 194 00:12:01,711 --> 00:12:03,209 This money's gotta be out by Thursday. 195 00:12:03,449 --> 00:12:05,324 I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. 196 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:09,309 Oh, and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, 197 00:12:09,654 --> 00:12:12,010 could you just be a little more subtle? 198 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:14,376 What do you mean? 199 00:12:15,090 --> 00:12:18,770 We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah? 200 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,674 Yeah. 201 00:12:21,215 --> 00:12:25,290 And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser. 202 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:28,970 You don't look your average horti-fucking-culturalist. 203 00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:30,610 That's what I mean, Willie. 204 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,550 # "The Boss" # by James Brown 205 00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:43,950 # Paid the cost to be the boss 206 00:12:46,091 --> 00:12:49,030 # Paid the cost to be the boss 207 00:12:50,225 --> 00:12:53,670 # I paid the cost to be the boss ## 208 00:12:55,807 --> 00:13:01,126 - How long's he been in there, son ? - About...20 minutes. 209 00:13:01,928 --> 00:13:05,630 - Is he on his own? - Yeah, just carrying a bag. 210 00:13:07,635 --> 00:13:10,671 Let's pay him a little visit then, shall we? 211 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,630 'Big Chris settles debts for Harry.' 212 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:19,985 'The only thing he cares more about than an unsettled debts' 213 00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:23,711 'is his son and heir, Little Chris.' 214 00:13:24,558 --> 00:13:26,270 # Look at me 215 00:13:26,904 --> 00:13:28,250 # Know what you see 216 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:30,250 # See a bad mother ## 217 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:42,810 This is one of them... high-powered jobs, innit? 218 00:13:43,902 --> 00:13:45,250 Aaagh! 219 00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:47,530 I've got some bad news for you, John. 220 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,210 What the fuck! 221 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,090 Mind your language in front of the boy. 222 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,370 Jesus Christ! 223 00:13:55,713 --> 00:13:58,490 That includes blasphemy as well. Now tell me, John, 224 00:13:58,950 --> 00:14:02,617 how can you be concentratin' on improving this lovely tan - 225 00:14:02,757 --> 00:14:04,259 and it is a lovely tan by the way- 226 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,098 when you've got more pressing priorities at hand? 227 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:11,002 Tell Harry...l mean Mr Harry, 228 00:14:11,197 --> 00:14:14,155 I've been busy, I'm nearly there. 229 00:14:14,446 --> 00:14:16,272 Check his locker, son. 230 00:14:16,449 --> 00:14:22,959 I don't suppose there's any chance of you lifting this sunbeam up, Chris, isn't it ? 231 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:29,160 He's not poor! He's got over a monkey, and that's just in his wallet! 232 00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:32,900 Fuckin' hell, John, you always walk round with that in your pocket? 233 00:14:32,921 --> 00:14:36,400 Oi! Use language like that again, sun, you'll wish you hadn't! 234 00:14:36,685 --> 00:14:37,996 Sorry, Dad. 235 00:14:37,996 --> 00:14:40,129 Right. Put the rest of the stuff in that. 236 00:14:41,531 --> 00:14:44,086 You can go home in a plastic bag tonight, John. 237 00:14:44,249 --> 00:14:45,784 You owe what you owe. 238 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:49,696 And by the time this tan's faded you wanna have paid. 239 00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:58,602 - You never would've paid. - Who would pay for shit? 240 00:14:58,602 --> 00:15:03,610 Exactly. I mean we just had to... 241 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,014 What the hell are you doing here? 242 00:15:05,413 --> 00:15:06,965 What's up? 243 00:15:07,001 --> 00:15:10,614 Let me guess, my foot in your arse. 244 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,685 Game o'cards - Hatchet Harry? 245 00:15:13,832 --> 00:15:15,884 You're supposed to be getting your rest in, boy. 246 00:15:16,939 --> 00:15:20,223 You playing cards tonight, son? 247 00:15:22,038 --> 00:15:23,041 With Harry? 248 00:15:23,207 --> 00:15:27,890 Don't be silly, Dad. I wouldn't have anything to do with that. 249 00:15:37,595 --> 00:15:39,029 Where did he get a hundred grand? 250 00:15:39,178 --> 00:15:41,730 He's got adhesive mates - I mean they're Iike brothers. 251 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,570 They've tossed up between 'em. 252 00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:46,310 And JD is his dad, and owns the whole property? 253 00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:48,330 No mortgage, no debts. 254 00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:51,130 Lock, stock - the fucking lot. 255 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,530 Don't you worry, Harry. I've got it under control. 256 00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:57,050 Good. You can get this under contol now. 257 00:15:57,170 --> 00:15:59,570 It seems that Lord Appleton Smythe has run out of money. 258 00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:01,890 and these little beauties are up for auction. 259 00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:05,030 But I'm not paying a quarter of a million quid for 'em. 260 00:16:05,438 --> 00:16:07,193 If you know what I mean, Barry. 261 00:16:07,349 --> 00:16:10,650 Make sure we get everything from inside the gun cabinet. 262 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,490 I don't want to know who you use, 263 00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:14,770 as long as they're not complete muppets. 264 00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:18,450 And don't tell 'em what they're worth, Barry. 265 00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:21,770 # "Spooky" # by Dusty Springfield 266 00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:24,090 # ln the cool of the evening 267 00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:27,050 # When everything is getting kinda groovy # 268 00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:28,810 Right, where was we? 269 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:33,796 Shotguns. What, like guns that fire shots? 270 00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:35,498 Oh, you must be the brains, then. 271 00:16:35,498 --> 00:16:37,392 That's right, guns that fire shots. 272 00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:41,776 Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. 273 00:16:41,885 --> 00:16:44,799 There'll be a load of old guns. That's all I want. 274 00:16:44,941 --> 00:16:48,523 Everything else outside the cabinet, you can keep, it's yours. 275 00:16:48,523 --> 00:16:50,265 Oh, thank you very much. 276 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:52,425 There'd better be something there for us. 277 00:16:52,559 --> 00:16:54,403 It's a fucking stately home, 278 00:16:54,707 --> 00:16:56,466 of course there'll be something there. 279 00:16:56,694 --> 00:16:59,230 - Like what? - Like fucking antiques. 280 00:16:59,775 --> 00:17:03,316 Antiques! What the fuck do we know about antiques? 281 00:17:03,442 --> 00:17:05,522 - We rob post offices. - We steal cars. 282 00:17:05,683 --> 00:17:08,245 What the fuck do we know about antiques, mate? 283 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,881 If it looks old, it's worth money - simple. 284 00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:15,805 So stop fucking moaning and rob the place. 285 00:17:15,955 --> 00:17:18,775 So who's the guv? Who are we doing this for? 286 00:17:18,888 --> 00:17:22,522 You're doing it for me - is all you need to know. 287 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,010 You know because you need to know. 288 00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:30,748 I see. One of those on a "need to know basis" things, is it ? 289 00:17:31,177 --> 00:17:34,086 Like one of those James Bond films. 290 00:17:34,238 --> 00:17:37,664 Careful, remember who's giving you this job. 291 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:41,730 Right, I'm off. Call me when you're done. 292 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,290 Ta-ra. 293 00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:49,090 Fucking northern monkeys. 294 00:17:52,090 --> 00:17:55,050 I hate these fucking southern fairies. 295 00:18:02,370 --> 00:18:04,978 'Ed has been playing cards since he could lift 'em up.' 296 00:18:05,147 --> 00:18:07,495 'And he soon discovered that he had a big advantage.' 297 00:18:07,632 --> 00:18:09,147 'lt's not that he's good with cards,' 298 00:18:09,306 --> 00:18:10,893 'or even good at counting them.' 299 00:18:10,992 --> 00:18:13,340 'lt's that he's good with reading people's reactions' 300 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,351 'no matter how subtle.' 301 00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:18,682 'And everybody has reactions.' 302 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:23,252 'Especially when it comes to money.' 303 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:27,210 # Love is kind of crazy 304 00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:30,050 # With a spooky little boy like you ## 305 00:18:35,241 --> 00:18:37,204 - Invitations. - Invitations? 306 00:18:37,376 --> 00:18:42,690 Yeah, invitations, you know, four pretty white pieces of paper with your names on. 307 00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:45,770 We got 100,000 bits of paper with the Queen's head on. 308 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,035 Will that do? 309 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:51,450 Just you. The others, they can wait next door in Samoan Jo's. 310 00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:54,127 Samoan Jo's? You mean the pub? Hold on... 311 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:58,210 Hold on to your fuckin' tongue and I'll hold on to my patience, OK, sonny ? 312 00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:02,130 No one in here tonight but card players and I do mean: no one. 313 00:19:09,196 --> 00:19:11,690 Evening, Fraser. Don, Phil. 314 00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:14,010 It's a bit dramatic, innit? 315 00:19:15,282 --> 00:19:17,810 Is it supposed to be symbolic? 316 00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:19,530 Apparently it's for security. 317 00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:21,730 Yeah? I'd have brought my gloves if I'd have known. 318 00:19:22,576 --> 00:19:24,915 You must be Eddy, JD's son. 319 00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:30,275 You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father. 320 00:19:30,455 --> 00:19:34,828 Never mind, son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that. 321 00:19:35,605 --> 00:19:38,020 Evening, Tanya. Been a while. 322 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,655 All right, Ed. 323 00:19:59,804 --> 00:20:02,197 Right, we call each other Kenny, OK, Gary? 324 00:20:02,366 --> 00:20:03,364 All right, Kenny. 325 00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:05,884 You gonna put your stocking on, or what? 326 00:20:06,352 --> 00:20:08,151 I spent 120 quid on my hair - 327 00:20:08,151 --> 00:20:10,786 If you think I'm pulling a stocking over, you're very much mistaken. 328 00:20:10,786 --> 00:20:12,918 You're gonna have to put something on. 329 00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:17,543 This is three card brag, gentlemen. 330 00:20:17,582 --> 00:20:20,416 That means three 3s are the highest, then three aces, 331 00:20:20,591 --> 00:20:21,990 then running down accordingly. 332 00:20:22,309 --> 00:20:25,723 Then it's a running flush, a run, a flush and then a pair. 333 00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:28,152 An open man can't see a blind man. 334 00:20:28,409 --> 00:20:31,641 And it will cost twice the ante to see your opponent. 335 00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:33,747 Now don't fuck around, fellas. 336 00:20:33,747 --> 00:20:37,751 You know the rules. And you know I won't stand for it. 337 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,292 What are you doing? Put that back. 338 00:20:57,717 --> 00:20:59,377 We're here to rob the guns. 339 00:21:00,203 --> 00:21:03,215 Put it back - it's crap anyway. 340 00:21:05,149 --> 00:21:06,885 Come on. 341 00:21:25,028 --> 00:21:27,072 What sort of pub is this here ? 342 00:21:27,197 --> 00:21:28,949 It's a Samoan pub. 343 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:30,894 What's that? 344 00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:33,661 It's a cocktail - you asked for a cocktail. 345 00:21:33,898 --> 00:21:37,921 No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. 346 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,961 I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest. 347 00:21:41,086 --> 00:21:43,797 You could fall in love with an orangutang in that. 348 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,299 You want a pint, go to the pub. 349 00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:49,719 I thought this was a pub. 350 00:21:49,844 --> 00:21:51,609 It's a Samoan pub. 351 00:21:52,118 --> 00:21:55,600 Then whatever it is, can you get your man to turn the TV down? 352 00:21:55,725 --> 00:21:58,603 You can ask him if you like. If I was you I'd leave him well alone. 353 00:21:58,728 --> 00:22:01,022 Yeah. Get rid of that. Bring us a Diet Coke. 354 00:22:01,147 --> 00:22:05,544 'Scuse me, can you turn that TV down? 355 00:22:11,116 --> 00:22:12,659 No. 356 00:22:16,338 --> 00:22:18,248 Oooh! 357 00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:25,845 Whoa, whoa, Kenny. 358 00:22:26,499 --> 00:22:27,606 What are you doing? 359 00:22:27,825 --> 00:22:31,910 I am trying to find out where they keep their money! 360 00:22:33,763 --> 00:22:36,073 You twat. Can't you see these people have got no money. 361 00:22:36,470 --> 00:22:38,317 They can't even afford new furniture. 362 00:22:38,866 --> 00:22:40,830 We've got the guns. What's the matter with you ? 363 00:22:41,354 --> 00:22:44,190 Every time we do a job, you have to go burn people's feet. 364 00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:45,650 What's wrong with you? 365 00:22:56,017 --> 00:22:57,931 You wanna be more careful, old fella. 366 00:22:57,929 --> 00:23:01,374 You very nearly took my man's head clean off with that. 367 00:23:01,499 --> 00:23:03,585 You all right, Kenny? 368 00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:05,253 Kenny? 369 00:23:11,429 --> 00:23:13,595 Ten grand, blind. 370 00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:18,516 Twenty grand, open. 371 00:23:20,884 --> 00:23:21,936 Deep end, eh? 372 00:23:23,563 --> 00:23:24,939 Fold. 373 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,709 Gotcha! 374 00:23:56,888 --> 00:23:58,306 Twenty grand, open. 375 00:24:01,059 --> 00:24:02,352 I fold. 376 00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:06,731 Don't go spending that all at once, boy. 377 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:15,156 Bloody 'ell! 378 00:24:15,281 --> 00:24:16,908 What? 379 00:24:17,033 --> 00:24:18,910 I thought you said there'd be no staff, Barry. 380 00:24:19,035 --> 00:24:20,829 Did you get those guns? 381 00:24:20,954 --> 00:24:22,872 You wanna see what they did to poor Gary! 382 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,292 Gary, Gary. 383 00:24:26,418 --> 00:24:28,488 I said, did you get those guns? 384 00:24:28,589 --> 00:24:30,535 Yes, we got them! 385 00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:33,700 Good. I'll speak to you later. 386 00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:36,455 Gary, if you can hear me, 387 00:24:36,891 --> 00:24:39,155 get back in the car now, mate, it's OK. 388 00:24:39,556 --> 00:24:41,808 Barry... Barry! 389 00:24:44,277 --> 00:24:46,821 Fucking, sodding, shandy-drinking bastard! 390 00:24:46,830 --> 00:24:48,155 Gary ! 391 00:24:49,017 --> 00:24:50,402 # "Liar Liar" # by The Castaways 392 00:24:50,734 --> 00:24:52,318 # Liar liar, pants on fire 393 00:24:52,444 --> 00:24:56,247 # Your nose is longer than a telephone wire 394 00:24:56,656 --> 00:24:59,383 # Ask me, baby, why I'm sad 395 00:24:59,817 --> 00:25:02,885 # Been out all night Know you've been bad 396 00:25:03,090 --> 00:25:06,001 # Don't tell me different I know it's a lie 397 00:25:06,153 --> 00:25:09,346 # Come to me, honey See how I cry 398 00:25:12,589 --> 00:25:15,968 # Why must you hurt me? Do what you do? 399 00:25:16,156 --> 00:25:19,275 # Listen here, girl Can't you see I love you? 400 00:25:19,278 --> 00:25:22,408 # Make a little effort Try to be true 401 00:25:22,769 --> 00:25:25,727 # I will be happy Not so blue 402 00:25:38,948 --> 00:25:42,944 # Liar liar, pants on fire 403 00:25:43,097 --> 00:25:45,955 # Your nose is longer than a telephone wire 404 00:25:46,041 --> 00:25:48,500 # You keep on telling me those lies 405 00:25:49,075 --> 00:25:51,503 # Still going out with other guys ## 406 00:25:51,957 --> 00:25:52,925 Give me my money! 407 00:25:53,445 --> 00:25:55,381 Give me back my money! You fucking slags! 408 00:25:59,030 --> 00:26:00,096 Give me my money ! 409 00:26:00,453 --> 00:26:02,119 Give me back my money! 410 00:26:02,540 --> 00:26:04,349 Give it back! 411 00:26:04,474 --> 00:26:07,268 Wankers! Wankers! 412 00:26:11,784 --> 00:26:14,048 Come on, you. Not now, please. 413 00:26:14,455 --> 00:26:17,070 Not now, oh you fucking bastard! 414 00:26:23,117 --> 00:26:26,412 Fuck...you bastard. 415 00:26:27,096 --> 00:26:29,415 Oh, my good God! 416 00:26:29,541 --> 00:26:31,501 We'll take you to the cleaners! 417 00:26:39,812 --> 00:26:42,762 Twenty grand open. 418 00:26:43,964 --> 00:26:45,835 Thirty thousand. 419 00:26:46,269 --> 00:26:48,142 Back to you already, Eddie. 420 00:26:50,346 --> 00:26:52,146 Fifty grand. 421 00:26:54,524 --> 00:26:56,651 Eighty grand. 422 00:26:58,111 --> 00:26:59,414 One hundred grand. 423 00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:02,329 Whoa, whoa whoa. Look, fellas, I know... 424 00:27:02,349 --> 00:27:03,657 I know you're not in, 425 00:27:03,657 --> 00:27:06,452 which means no one cares what you know. 426 00:27:07,832 --> 00:27:09,914 Two hundred and fifty. 427 00:27:13,172 --> 00:27:15,169 That's quite a raise. 428 00:27:16,195 --> 00:27:18,923 That's one hundred and fifty on my one hundred. 429 00:27:19,192 --> 00:27:22,552 Yeah, and is there anything else you want to say? 430 00:27:24,122 --> 00:27:27,181 As you know, this puts us in an awkward position. 431 00:27:28,816 --> 00:27:30,466 I don't have enough to continue. 432 00:27:30,990 --> 00:27:34,480 We will have to see both your cards if no one loans Eddie the money to continue. 433 00:27:34,606 --> 00:27:36,649 It's a loan or we see both your cards. 434 00:27:43,650 --> 00:27:44,690 I will. 435 00:27:47,368 --> 00:27:48,870 You will what? 436 00:27:50,622 --> 00:27:52,957 I will loan you the money. 437 00:27:56,077 --> 00:27:58,914 No, I think I'd rather just turn 'em over. 438 00:27:59,464 --> 00:28:01,791 I'm not interested in what you would rather. 439 00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:04,106 I wanna keep going. 440 00:28:04,492 --> 00:28:06,487 I'm also offering you the money. 441 00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:10,767 So we don't have to turn 'em over because you can borrow. 442 00:28:12,894 --> 00:28:15,438 I need two hundred and fifty grand. 443 00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:19,192 No, you need five hundred grand to see me. 444 00:28:21,048 --> 00:28:22,718 That's if I wanna see you. 445 00:28:22,882 --> 00:28:26,157 Well, you're gonna have a problem carrying on, ain't ya? 446 00:28:29,526 --> 00:28:30,828 I'll see you. 447 00:28:32,857 --> 00:28:36,584 OK, before I loan you this, I expect - 448 00:28:36,709 --> 00:28:38,252 - if you lose, of course - 449 00:28:38,378 --> 00:28:40,505 my money back within a week. 450 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:44,342 Crystal? That's Sunday, OK? 451 00:29:12,745 --> 00:29:14,493 Is that it? 452 00:29:14,988 --> 00:29:18,459 Now let's see his fucking cards. 453 00:29:29,050 --> 00:29:32,180 # "l Wanna Be Your Dog" # by The Stooges 454 00:29:33,763 --> 00:29:36,769 # So messed up I want you here 455 00:29:41,292 --> 00:29:44,736 # ln my room I want you here 456 00:29:49,256 --> 00:29:52,785 # Now we're gonna be face to face 457 00:29:57,023 --> 00:30:00,543 # And I'll lay right down in my favourite place 458 00:30:04,756 --> 00:30:09,052 # And now I wanna be your dog 459 00:30:09,177 --> 00:30:12,930 # And now I wanna be your dog 460 00:30:13,056 --> 00:30:16,392 # And now I wanna be your dog # 461 00:30:24,442 --> 00:30:26,527 # Well, come on! ## 462 00:30:28,850 --> 00:30:31,741 Hello, boy. Feeling a bit poorly? 463 00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:33,618 I know your friends 464 00:30:33,690 --> 00:30:36,255 are responsible for most of the cash... 465 00:30:36,382 --> 00:30:39,361 so I'm gonna give you one week to find it. 466 00:30:39,717 --> 00:30:43,211 Otherwise I will take a finger 467 00:30:43,336 --> 00:30:45,607 of each of you and your friends' hands 468 00:30:45,889 --> 00:30:48,699 for every day that passes without payment. 469 00:30:48,783 --> 00:30:50,809 And then when you've run out of digits - 470 00:30:51,249 --> 00:30:54,815 your dad's bar, and who knows what then. 471 00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:56,599 All right, my son? 472 00:30:59,352 --> 00:31:01,813 # "Why Did You Do lt?" # by Stretch 473 00:31:01,938 --> 00:31:05,650 # I've been thinking about what you have done to me 474 00:31:05,775 --> 00:31:10,321 # The damage is much deeper than you'll ever see 475 00:31:10,446 --> 00:31:12,226 # Hit me like a hammer to my head ## 476 00:31:13,861 --> 00:31:15,993 This doesn't look good. 477 00:31:20,355 --> 00:31:23,626 'He then proceeded to explain the unfortunate position they were in.' 478 00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:27,023 'Harry was going to start sizing up all their fingers in a week. 479 00:31:27,050 --> 00:31:30,591 'Because he knew there was no way Ed could settle that debt on his own.' 480 00:31:30,716 --> 00:31:33,146 'Harry saw it as their money on the table,' 481 00:31:33,297 --> 00:31:36,161 'so it was also their debt off the table.' 482 00:31:36,390 --> 00:31:40,031 'Ed would hate to admit it, but he could've kissed the old bastard for that.' 483 00:31:40,134 --> 00:31:42,277 'lf he said he wanted to settle the debt on his own,' 484 00:31:42,297 --> 00:31:43,541 'it would have been a lie.' 485 00:31:44,545 --> 00:31:47,859 I wish to Christ he would've let me settle the debt on my own. 486 00:31:51,013 --> 00:31:53,588 - I'm gonna kill him! - Stop fucking about, Tom. 487 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:57,399 Now think about what we're gonna do. Now sit down. 488 00:32:02,031 --> 00:32:03,750 What's all the fuss about Harry? 489 00:32:04,041 --> 00:32:05,793 Why don't we just boycott the payment? 490 00:32:08,923 --> 00:32:10,800 Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. 491 00:32:11,857 --> 00:32:16,016 Once was this geezer, called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. 492 00:32:16,443 --> 00:32:18,325 But it was rumoured that he was on the take. 493 00:32:18,949 --> 00:32:21,517 Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation. 494 00:32:21,642 --> 00:32:23,882 Smithy didn't do a very good job. 495 00:32:24,395 --> 00:32:25,336 Within a minute... 496 00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:27,015 Harry's lost his rag. 497 00:32:27,190 --> 00:32:28,635 Reached out for the nearest thing at hand - 498 00:32:28,735 --> 00:32:31,485 which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. 499 00:32:32,195 --> 00:32:36,449 He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. 500 00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:42,514 Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go. 501 00:32:42,705 --> 00:32:47,126 Hence Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe. 502 00:32:49,322 --> 00:32:52,381 Don't worry, I'll think of something. 503 00:32:53,563 --> 00:32:57,084 # I've been thinking about what you have done to me 504 00:32:57,521 --> 00:33:00,974 # lmages much deeper than you'll ever see 505 00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:07,187 # Hit me like a hammer to my head 506 00:33:07,355 --> 00:33:11,192 # I wonder were you pushed or were you led? 507 00:33:12,317 --> 00:33:14,393 # Why did you do it? 508 00:33:14,869 --> 00:33:16,656 # Why did you do that thing to me? ## 509 00:33:21,453 --> 00:33:25,331 Golf - the best way to spoil a good walk. 510 00:33:32,271 --> 00:33:34,257 Winston Churchill said that. 511 00:33:35,184 --> 00:33:37,510 I say it's a dog-eat-dog world. 512 00:33:37,635 --> 00:33:39,929 And I got bigger teeth than you two. 513 00:33:42,507 --> 00:33:45,265 I think our friend is trying to tell us something. 514 00:33:45,685 --> 00:33:48,479 Perhaps not. Perhaps I should take another swing just to make sure? 515 00:33:48,704 --> 00:33:50,439 Give me a five iron, John. 516 00:33:50,564 --> 00:33:52,024 Certainly, Dog. 517 00:33:55,319 --> 00:33:56,988 Now, keep still. 518 00:34:06,247 --> 00:34:08,499 Yes, Gordon, is there something you'd like to tell us? 519 00:34:10,293 --> 00:34:12,420 - It's in the fireplace. - Shut it, you idiot, he'll kill... 520 00:34:15,088 --> 00:34:16,299 Yes, Gordon, you were saying? 521 00:34:16,424 --> 00:34:19,172 It's in the fireplace. Just pull it out. It's in the bottom. 522 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,547 It's in the fireplace, Frank. Just pull it out. 523 00:34:22,895 --> 00:34:23,920 It's in the bottom. 524 00:34:24,085 --> 00:34:28,102 Oh, Dog, I think you might wanna have a look at this! 525 00:34:30,739 --> 00:34:31,972 You gonna let me down now? 526 00:34:32,154 --> 00:34:35,073 No, I'm not finished with you yet. 527 00:34:36,152 --> 00:34:37,653 Steel. 528 00:34:40,489 --> 00:34:42,700 Help! Help! 529 00:34:48,205 --> 00:34:49,665 Oh, Dog. 530 00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:58,475 Who the hell's that? It's only 12 o'clock. 531 00:34:59,258 --> 00:35:02,195 Use the cage, that's what it's there for. 532 00:35:07,033 --> 00:35:08,190 Who is it? 533 00:35:14,453 --> 00:35:17,206 We have got security for a reason, Willie. 534 00:35:17,353 --> 00:35:20,772 Chill, Winston. It's only Plank. 535 00:35:22,734 --> 00:35:25,951 This weed's getting quite a rep, you know, fellas, all right ? 536 00:35:26,022 --> 00:35:27,175 Easy. 537 00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:28,975 Jesus! 538 00:35:29,830 --> 00:35:31,266 Never saw you there. 539 00:35:31,470 --> 00:35:33,667 Hello, love, enjoying yourself? 540 00:35:35,252 --> 00:35:36,670 Is she compos? 541 00:35:36,764 --> 00:35:38,270 What do you think? 542 00:35:41,384 --> 00:35:42,551 Boo! 543 00:35:42,718 --> 00:35:44,512 Fuck me! 544 00:35:44,637 --> 00:35:46,472 Clean that up, Charles. 545 00:35:46,639 --> 00:35:48,170 Sod you, you clean it up. 546 00:35:48,323 --> 00:35:52,025 Sorry, fellas, but that stupid cow scared the fucking life out of me! 547 00:35:52,798 --> 00:35:56,869 Never mind. Can you just sit down, stay out the way? 548 00:36:00,111 --> 00:36:02,017 Look, how much is it you want? 549 00:36:02,183 --> 00:36:04,592 I'm...after an half weight. 550 00:36:04,777 --> 00:36:09,269 Right. Well, that's 1,500 then. Pass the scales, Willie. 551 00:36:11,288 --> 00:36:12,915 Give us some gear, J. 552 00:36:16,604 --> 00:36:20,506 Any chance of actually seeing the...money? 553 00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:31,111 The odds are 100-1. 554 00:36:31,694 --> 00:36:33,649 All is we need is five grand. 555 00:36:34,331 --> 00:36:36,892 I'd rather put my money on a three-legged rockin' horse. 556 00:36:37,110 --> 00:36:41,366 The odds are 100-1 for a good reason, Bacon - it won't win! 557 00:36:42,662 --> 00:36:45,551 - Where's Eddie? - Where do you think? 558 00:36:45,990 --> 00:36:48,753 The bottom of a bottle, and has been for two days. 559 00:36:48,796 --> 00:36:52,104 - It's hit him hard. - Yeah, it's hit us all hard! 560 00:36:52,104 --> 00:36:55,167 Yeah, but he's got to tell his dad he's about to lose his bar. 561 00:36:55,238 --> 00:36:56,433 Listen to this one. 562 00:36:56,862 --> 00:37:00,155 You open up a company, called "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club" 563 00:37:00,254 --> 00:37:03,249 - You what? - You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, 564 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:07,413 advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos. 565 00:37:07,814 --> 00:37:10,222 You sell it with...I dunno.... 566 00:37:10,347 --> 00:37:12,621 "Does what no other dildo can do until now" 567 00:37:12,621 --> 00:37:14,758 "The latest and greatest in sexual technology" 568 00:37:14,758 --> 00:37:16,707 "Guaranteed results or money back", all that bollocks." 569 00:37:16,837 --> 00:37:19,768 Now, these dilds cost 25 quid a pop - 570 00:37:19,852 --> 00:37:23,251 that's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. 571 00:37:23,251 --> 00:37:25,916 They send their cheques to the other company name. 572 00:37:26,184 --> 00:37:30,492 Nothing offensive, "Bobby's Bits" or something, for 25 quid. 573 00:37:30,492 --> 00:37:33,871 You take that 25 quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears. 574 00:37:33,996 --> 00:37:35,552 Now this is the smart bit. 575 00:37:36,285 --> 00:37:39,068 You send back the cheque for 25 pound 576 00:37:39,245 --> 00:37:40,859 from the other company name - 577 00:37:41,021 --> 00:37:43,881 "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club" - saying "We're sorry," 578 00:37:44,006 --> 00:37:47,437 we couldn't get the supplies from America - because they ran out of stock. 579 00:37:47,635 --> 00:37:50,886 Now you see, how many people cash that cheque. 580 00:37:51,544 --> 00:37:53,350 Not a single soul. 581 00:37:53,584 --> 00:37:58,312 Because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse when he is not paying in cheques! 582 00:37:59,582 --> 00:38:01,224 So how long do you have to wait till you see a return? 583 00:38:01,324 --> 00:38:03,230 Probably no more than four weeks. 584 00:38:03,230 --> 00:38:10,473 A month ? So what fucking good is that if we need it in six - no, five days? 585 00:38:10,866 --> 00:38:12,535 Well, it's still a good idea. 586 00:38:14,171 --> 00:38:18,614 He may know we smoke a lot, burn a bit of profit, but he can't have any idea 587 00:38:18,606 --> 00:38:21,558 how much hard currency we've accumulated. 588 00:38:21,887 --> 00:38:24,964 I don't know. Do you know? 589 00:38:26,150 --> 00:38:29,035 We can just...slice it off the top. 590 00:38:29,835 --> 00:38:33,104 You guys have got to realise who this chap is. 591 00:38:33,131 --> 00:38:36,442 He might look a bit silly, but he's a fucking lunatic. 592 00:38:36,712 --> 00:38:39,770 If he gets the slightest inkling we're not throwing straight dice, 593 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,116 you and me are gonna know 594 00:38:41,116 --> 00:38:44,608 what the sharp side of a kebab knife feels like. 595 00:38:44,731 --> 00:38:46,527 So you know these geezers well? 596 00:38:46,542 --> 00:38:47,495 Well enough - 597 00:38:47,495 --> 00:38:49,841 I've been buying gear off one of 'em for a coupla years. 598 00:38:50,193 --> 00:38:53,207 - So what they like, then? - Poofs! Nothing heavy. 599 00:38:53,207 --> 00:38:55,423 Four public school boys, soft as shite. 600 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,517 They ponce around in funny hippy clothes all day talking bollocks 601 00:39:19,876 --> 00:39:21,565 they're just good at growing weed, that's all. 602 00:39:21,986 --> 00:39:24,212 Business has got bigger than what they could handle. 603 00:39:25,447 --> 00:39:27,033 They can't all be stupid, can they ? 604 00:39:27,378 --> 00:39:31,306 Think about it, they got a container load of cash in shoe boxes, 605 00:39:31,350 --> 00:39:32,915 they're selling class A gear - 606 00:39:33,001 --> 00:39:35,492 can't you figure out there's someone sensible involved ? 607 00:39:35,576 --> 00:39:36,941 What about security? 608 00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:39,390 There's one steel gate as you go in, but they never lock it. 609 00:39:39,841 --> 00:39:42,430 What d'you mean they never lock it? Why've they got it for there, then? 610 00:39:42,504 --> 00:39:44,680 I must've been there 50 times - it's never locked. 611 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,863 They're not suspicious. Everyone that goes there's a toff. 612 00:39:48,027 --> 00:39:49,544 They're all into that karma crap - 613 00:39:49,674 --> 00:39:52,054 "If l don't harm nobody, nobody harms me" stuff. 614 00:39:52,803 --> 00:39:54,154 No way they can get back to you? 615 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,263 Even if they could, they'd be too shit scared - I'm a geezer. 616 00:39:57,415 --> 00:39:59,933 They got no muscle - gutless faggots. 617 00:40:01,644 --> 00:40:03,437 Fancy one? 618 00:40:04,953 --> 00:40:07,604 What's all the flapping about? You told the old man yet? 619 00:40:07,970 --> 00:40:10,045 Hoping I won't need to. 620 00:40:10,694 --> 00:40:13,405 I've got a plan. Now listen carefully. 621 00:40:25,228 --> 00:40:27,009 - Hello, boys. - Harry. 622 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:28,900 Do you want a drink? 623 00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:31,851 Hello, my son. D'you want a lolly? 624 00:40:32,146 --> 00:40:33,842 Piss off, you nonce. 625 00:40:33,855 --> 00:40:35,803 Oi, watch it! 626 00:40:36,007 --> 00:40:38,468 No, thanks, Harry. We're both all right. 627 00:40:39,106 --> 00:40:40,556 Nice shooter. 628 00:40:40,993 --> 00:40:43,727 Yeah, one of a pair - Holland and Holland. 629 00:40:43,852 --> 00:40:44,855 D'you wanna hold it? 630 00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:47,138 No, not my thing, thanks, Harry. 631 00:40:47,265 --> 00:40:49,689 Business good? I imagine that's why I'm here. 632 00:40:50,298 --> 00:40:52,687 Four young fellas got in deeper than they could handle. 633 00:40:53,195 --> 00:40:55,531 They owe me half a million pound. 634 00:40:55,585 --> 00:40:58,522 - How much? - Half a million. 635 00:41:01,078 --> 00:41:02,538 I'm game. 636 00:41:04,373 --> 00:41:05,666 Me too. 637 00:41:07,488 --> 00:41:09,078 Oh, God! 638 00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:13,642 Right. We hit 'em as soon as they come back. 639 00:41:14,225 --> 00:41:16,451 We'll be prepared. Waiting. 640 00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:19,473 And they're armed. 641 00:41:19,615 --> 00:41:21,652 What was that? Armed? 642 00:41:22,157 --> 00:41:24,873 What d'you mean armed? Armed with what? 643 00:41:25,081 --> 00:41:28,105 Bad breath, colourful language, feather duster? 644 00:41:28,188 --> 00:41:30,802 What do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit! 645 00:41:30,951 --> 00:41:31,751 Guns ? 646 00:41:32,317 --> 00:41:34,372 You never said anything about guns. 647 00:41:34,612 --> 00:41:36,808 A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. 648 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,200 Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia! 649 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,761 Soap, stop being such a mincer. 650 00:41:42,295 --> 00:41:44,835 - I've thought about that and... - And what exactly? 651 00:41:45,135 --> 00:41:50,014 And... all we have to do is find out who's carrying 'em. 652 00:41:50,014 --> 00:41:53,870 Carying them ? Well, they could all be carrying 'em for what we know. 653 00:41:54,055 --> 00:41:56,921 No. Only one of 'em carries them going to the job. 654 00:41:57,187 --> 00:42:01,230 So I assume the same one will be carry 'em when they come back from the job. 655 00:42:01,365 --> 00:42:02,973 Oh - you assume, dear? 656 00:42:03,098 --> 00:42:06,001 And what did I say about assumption - being the brother of all fuck-ups? 657 00:42:06,301 --> 00:42:07,904 It's the mother of all fuck-ups, you stupid! 658 00:42:07,932 --> 00:42:10,248 Well, brother, mother, any other sucker. 659 00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:12,236 It don't make any difference. 660 00:42:13,176 --> 00:42:17,655 They're still fucking guns and they still fire fucking bullets! 661 00:42:17,950 --> 00:42:22,826 Soap, if you have a better idea how to get �500,000 662 00:42:22,951 --> 00:42:25,954 in the next few days, let us know. 663 00:42:27,552 --> 00:42:28,545 In the meantime, Tom, 664 00:42:28,645 --> 00:42:30,804 you talk to Nick the Bubble about shifting the weed. 665 00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:40,186 - Weed? - No, it's not normal weed. 666 00:42:40,275 --> 00:42:42,930 It's some fucked-up skunk, Class A, 667 00:42:43,013 --> 00:42:45,306 "l can't think let alone move" shit. 668 00:42:45,379 --> 00:42:46,795 Doesn't sound very good to me. 669 00:42:46,999 --> 00:42:49,549 Oh, neither me - it depends what flicks your switch. 670 00:42:50,152 --> 00:42:52,370 And the light is on and burning brightly for the masses. 671 00:42:53,109 --> 00:42:54,616 Anyway, do you know anyone? 672 00:42:55,675 --> 00:42:56,976 I know a man, yes. 673 00:42:58,253 --> 00:43:00,572 Rory Breaker. 674 00:43:00,797 --> 00:43:02,908 Not that madman with an afro? 675 00:43:03,033 --> 00:43:05,019 I don't want anything to do with him. 676 00:43:05,187 --> 00:43:08,150 You won't have to. Just get me a sample. 677 00:43:08,580 --> 00:43:10,807 No can do. 678 00:43:11,083 --> 00:43:13,794 What's that - a place near Kathmandu? 679 00:43:13,961 --> 00:43:15,393 Meet me half-way, mate. 680 00:43:15,393 --> 00:43:17,322 It's all completely chicken soup. 681 00:43:17,890 --> 00:43:20,788 - It's what? - It's kosher...as Christmas. 682 00:43:20,941 --> 00:43:22,877 Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom. 683 00:43:23,652 --> 00:43:26,178 No, I never mind that. I'm gonna need some artillery, too. 684 00:43:26,278 --> 00:43:27,850 Coupla sawn-off shotguns. 685 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,487 This is a bit heavy. This is London, not the Lebanon. 686 00:43:30,776 --> 00:43:32,285 Who d'you think I am? 687 00:43:32,515 --> 00:43:35,151 I think you're Nick the Greek. 688 00:43:35,482 --> 00:43:36,733 Hold those two. 689 00:43:39,124 --> 00:43:41,750 I don't normally have anything to do with weed, Nick. 690 00:43:41,902 --> 00:43:43,964 But if it is what he says it is, 691 00:43:44,164 --> 00:43:46,750 I'll take it off him for three and a half grand a key. 692 00:43:47,282 --> 00:43:50,153 That is if it is what he says it is. 693 00:43:50,383 --> 00:43:52,274 I don't want to see it after a sample, 694 00:43:52,474 --> 00:43:54,616 I don't want to touch it after a sample. 695 00:43:54,816 --> 00:43:57,900 I'll leave you in the capable hands of Nathan here. 696 00:43:58,057 --> 00:44:00,424 He'll sort out the details. 697 00:44:00,448 --> 00:44:02,726 But just let me tell you one thing... 698 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:09,500 If the milk turns out to be sour, 699 00:44:09,652 --> 00:44:12,769 I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. 700 00:44:14,863 --> 00:44:16,356 D'you know what I mean? 701 00:44:22,472 --> 00:44:24,531 - Rory Breaker. - Rory ? 702 00:44:24,656 --> 00:44:27,950 You don't know Rory. He's not to be underestimated. 703 00:44:28,328 --> 00:44:29,867 He's a funny-looking fucker, I know. 704 00:44:30,131 --> 00:44:32,674 But you've got to look past the hair and the cute cuddly thing. 705 00:44:33,257 --> 00:44:35,375 It's all a deceptive fa�ade. 706 00:44:36,877 --> 00:44:40,596 A few nights ago Rory's roger iron busted. 707 00:44:40,756 --> 00:44:44,455 So he's gone down the battle cruiser to watch the end of the football game. 708 00:44:44,660 --> 00:44:48,008 No one's watching the custard, so he switches the channel over. 709 00:44:48,167 --> 00:44:50,650 A fat geezer's north opens. 710 00:44:50,818 --> 00:44:53,465 And he wanders up and turns the lizar over. 711 00:44:53,872 --> 00:44:56,647 "Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else." 712 00:44:57,170 --> 00:44:58,732 Rory knows claret is imminent, 713 00:44:58,815 --> 00:45:00,523 but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game. 714 00:45:00,711 --> 00:45:03,995 So calm as a coma, picks up the fire extinguisher, 715 00:45:04,295 --> 00:45:07,050 walks straight past the jam rolls who were ready for action 716 00:45:07,208 --> 00:45:09,250 and plonks it outside the entrance. 717 00:45:09,387 --> 00:45:12,352 He then orders an aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly 718 00:45:12,352 --> 00:45:16,100 in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 719 00:45:16,594 --> 00:45:18,936 "That's fucking it," says the geezer. 720 00:45:19,419 --> 00:45:21,314 "That's fucking what?" says Rory. 721 00:45:21,712 --> 00:45:24,531 And he gobs out a mouthful of booze, covering Fatty. 722 00:45:24,531 --> 00:45:26,944 He flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest 723 00:45:27,113 --> 00:45:30,074 and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe. 724 00:45:30,374 --> 00:45:33,225 Rory, unfazed, turns back to his game. 725 00:45:33,350 --> 00:45:36,603 His team's won, too. Four nil. 726 00:45:52,384 --> 00:45:55,622 Oi! ls your hair supposed to look like that? 727 00:45:55,975 --> 00:45:58,348 - All right, short stuff. - Never mind short stuff. 728 00:45:58,872 --> 00:46:01,800 Listen, the next time we do a job like this we're gonna want more money, Barry. 729 00:46:01,952 --> 00:46:04,750 Or we're going back to post offices and cars. Fuck that! 730 00:46:04,850 --> 00:46:06,842 Where's the others? 731 00:46:07,713 --> 00:46:08,822 There was no others. 732 00:46:09,292 --> 00:46:11,595 Stop fucking around. The others - the old ones. 733 00:46:11,664 --> 00:46:12,810 I don't know what you mean. 734 00:46:12,938 --> 00:46:15,248 There were two old guns there. Where are they now? 735 00:46:15,828 --> 00:46:17,817 Not in the cabinet, there wasn't. 736 00:46:17,817 --> 00:46:20,550 Oh, there was a couple of old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying. 737 00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:24,776 - But they were ours. We sold them. - Well you better un-sell 'em, sharpish ! 738 00:46:24,901 --> 00:46:26,184 We had to sell them. We needed the money. 739 00:46:26,384 --> 00:46:28,605 I am not fucking interested. 740 00:46:28,958 --> 00:46:32,370 If you don't wanna be counting the fingers you haven't got, 741 00:46:32,570 --> 00:46:37,164 I suggest you get those guns. Quick! 742 00:47:20,141 --> 00:47:24,294 Jesus! lf I pick 'em up, will they stay in one piece? 743 00:47:24,619 --> 00:47:26,004 Where'd you get them? 744 00:47:27,054 --> 00:47:29,857 I got contacts. Listen, Tom - 745 00:47:30,074 --> 00:47:32,811 you point them at me, I'll shit myself or do whatever you say to do. 746 00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,578 Either way you get the desired effect. 747 00:47:34,696 --> 00:47:37,182 Oh, they look very nice, I agree, but - 748 00:47:37,707 --> 00:47:39,829 well, they're lacking in criminal credibility, ain't they? 749 00:47:40,029 --> 00:47:41,181 I might get laughed at. 750 00:47:41,343 --> 00:47:42,750 How much d'you want for these muskets? 751 00:47:42,925 --> 00:47:44,231 700 each. 752 00:47:44,248 --> 00:47:46,700 And what's that - a pound for every year they been about? 753 00:47:47,021 --> 00:47:50,451 I know they're antiques, but I ain't paying antique prices. 754 00:47:53,543 --> 00:47:55,534 They're a bit long, ain't they? 755 00:47:55,593 --> 00:47:57,170 Sawn-offs are out. 756 00:47:57,431 --> 00:47:59,726 People want a bit more range these days. 757 00:48:00,275 --> 00:48:03,774 Range ? I don't wanna blow the arse out of this country grounded, 758 00:48:03,894 --> 00:48:06,516 but I don't want anyone blowing a raspberry either. 759 00:48:07,351 --> 00:48:09,150 I want to look...fucking mean. 760 00:48:09,395 --> 00:48:11,197 Of course you'll look mean. 761 00:48:11,808 --> 00:48:12,950 You'll look really scary. 762 00:48:13,228 --> 00:48:15,966 Enough about that. What about this geezer who sells drugs? 763 00:48:16,321 --> 00:48:18,257 Rory Breaker's standing by. 764 00:48:18,506 --> 00:48:22,185 You stand to make a lot of money, tubby Tommy? 765 00:48:27,171 --> 00:48:29,702 I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock. 766 00:48:30,152 --> 00:48:31,550 But let me tell you how this can be resolved 767 00:48:31,650 --> 00:48:34,114 by you, the good father. 768 00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:35,999 Go on. 769 00:48:36,241 --> 00:48:39,411 - He likes your bar. - Yes. 770 00:48:39,536 --> 00:48:41,913 He wants your bar. 771 00:48:42,038 --> 00:48:44,466 And? 772 00:48:44,466 --> 00:48:47,002 D'you want me to draw you a picture? 773 00:48:47,122 --> 00:48:50,649 Look, that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his earhole. 774 00:48:50,649 --> 00:48:53,994 This is my bar. It's got nothing to do with him. 775 00:48:53,994 --> 00:48:55,159 What, and I care? 776 00:48:56,070 --> 00:48:58,422 Remember, you do have the luxurious advantage 777 00:48:58,422 --> 00:49:00,600 of being able to sustain your son's life. 778 00:49:00,700 --> 00:49:02,610 And you do have a reputation - 779 00:49:02,681 --> 00:49:05,112 so I'll choose my words very carefully. 780 00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:08,315 You tell Harry to go fuck himself. 781 00:49:13,144 --> 00:49:14,529 Now... 782 00:49:17,850 --> 00:49:19,951 I'll put that down to shock. 783 00:49:20,076 --> 00:49:21,536 Only once. 784 00:49:22,630 --> 00:49:26,750 Only once can l, or shall l, let you get away with that. 785 00:49:27,183 --> 00:49:30,894 Your son's got three days to find half a mill. 786 00:49:31,576 --> 00:49:34,159 But make up your mind which you prefer - 787 00:49:34,384 --> 00:49:38,561 your bar...or your son. 788 00:49:43,172 --> 00:49:44,367 Plank goes in first. 789 00:49:44,627 --> 00:49:47,350 There's a cage, but it's never locked, is it, Plank? 790 00:49:47,525 --> 00:49:50,465 - Never. - You don't wanna be .... 791 00:49:50,706 --> 00:49:53,939 All right, once he's got himself set, he gets the rest of us in. 792 00:49:54,266 --> 00:49:58,064 Now we'll get nasty with a couple of'em, shit 'em up, ok, or whatever. 793 00:49:58,364 --> 00:50:00,591 Now these wankers shouldn't give us any problems. 794 00:50:00,791 --> 00:50:03,859 Like any cowboys - there'll be a few tools lying around. 795 00:50:04,206 --> 00:50:07,929 When the job's done, we come straight back here and unload. 796 00:50:08,268 --> 00:50:10,499 And Robert's your father's brother. 797 00:50:11,189 --> 00:50:12,650 Everyone savvy? 798 00:50:12,856 --> 00:50:14,867 Sweet. 799 00:50:15,167 --> 00:50:17,074 Have a look at these. 800 00:50:18,101 --> 00:50:21,073 And what are we supposed to do with these? 801 00:50:22,359 --> 00:50:24,445 Put them on your head, stupid. 802 00:50:24,445 --> 00:50:26,433 Christ! 803 00:50:26,778 --> 00:50:29,345 If you think I'm gonna turn up there clean-shaven, 804 00:50:29,345 --> 00:50:32,201 and greet them with a grin on my face, you've got another think coming. 805 00:50:32,587 --> 00:50:34,250 Now these fellas - they're your neighbours. 806 00:50:34,334 --> 00:50:38,372 I thought it might be a good idea to disguise ourselves a little. 807 00:50:38,795 --> 00:50:42,627 Right...er, yeah, good thinking, Soap. Well done. 808 00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:44,950 I brought weapons as well. 809 00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:47,403 Weapons? What do you mean weapons? 810 00:50:49,866 --> 00:50:50,927 These. 811 00:50:51,495 --> 00:50:53,338 Jesus! 812 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,925 Let's keep 'em covered up. 813 00:50:57,349 --> 00:50:59,459 Couldn't you get anything a bit bigger? 814 00:51:00,754 --> 00:51:03,354 What, like that? 815 00:51:03,945 --> 00:51:05,079 What d'you think? 816 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:09,202 I think you need help. 817 00:51:09,564 --> 00:51:12,214 Bar steward, can we have a coupla drinks, please. 818 00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:14,150 Have you seen your dad? 819 00:51:14,525 --> 00:51:16,878 Hatchet sent one of his men round. 820 00:51:17,327 --> 00:51:19,045 Oh, shit. When? 821 00:51:20,843 --> 00:51:22,923 Crazy. 822 00:51:34,012 --> 00:51:36,548 Where'd you get these, a fucking museum? 823 00:51:36,721 --> 00:51:38,881 Nick the Greek. 824 00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:41,750 How much did you part with? 825 00:51:42,030 --> 00:51:43,410 700 for the pair. 826 00:51:43,566 --> 00:51:45,319 Drachmas, I hope. 827 00:51:45,949 --> 00:51:48,212 I'd feel safer with a chicken drumstick. 828 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,157 These are gonna do more harm than good. 829 00:51:52,926 --> 00:51:55,650 Jesus, Tom. Do these work? 830 00:51:55,828 --> 00:51:58,493 I don't know. Look nice though, don't they ? I rather like 'em. 831 00:51:58,554 --> 00:52:00,650 Oh, that's top of the list of priorities, is that it? 832 00:52:00,782 --> 00:52:04,950 Ladies, back to more important issues, if you don't mind. 833 00:52:05,184 --> 00:52:09,257 We've only got two real guns - apparently that's what they are. 834 00:52:09,464 --> 00:52:11,570 So we find a good place to hide next door. 835 00:52:11,766 --> 00:52:14,764 We wait till it sounds out the right time, then we, jack-in-the-box, 836 00:52:14,830 --> 00:52:18,643 Iook nasty and stuff, cocoon 'em in gaffer tape, nick their van, 837 00:52:18,810 --> 00:52:22,397 swap the gear into the new van and bring it all back here. 838 00:52:22,634 --> 00:52:25,140 As long as we're all out of our hiding places quickly, 839 00:52:25,140 --> 00:52:27,129 it's the last thing they're gonna expect. 840 00:52:27,821 --> 00:52:31,800 Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter feels like giving 'em a bit of a kicking, 841 00:52:31,968 --> 00:52:33,971 I'm sure it won't do any harm. 842 00:52:34,549 --> 00:52:37,812 Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. 843 00:52:38,139 --> 00:52:40,149 If you know what I mean. 844 00:52:40,465 --> 00:52:43,775 Also, I think knives are a good idea. 845 00:52:44,201 --> 00:52:46,726 Big, fuck-off shiny ones. 846 00:52:47,128 --> 00:52:49,840 Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. 847 00:52:49,984 --> 00:52:52,804 Knives are good because they don't make any noise. 848 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,383 And the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use 'em. 849 00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:58,950 Shit 'em right up. 850 00:52:59,179 --> 00:53:01,535 Makes it look like we're serious. 851 00:53:01,925 --> 00:53:05,439 Guns for show, knives for a pro. 852 00:53:06,211 --> 00:53:09,478 Soap, is there something we should know about you? 853 00:53:09,778 --> 00:53:13,763 I'm not sure what's more worrying, the job or your past? 854 00:53:16,863 --> 00:53:19,840 Come on, girls. 855 00:53:31,850 --> 00:53:34,350 Where the fuck are they going? Shift a piano? 856 00:53:34,517 --> 00:53:36,742 I thought this was meant to be a robbery. 857 00:53:37,142 --> 00:53:39,314 Where'd they get those outfits? 858 00:53:39,644 --> 00:53:41,620 Not a bad idea that. 859 00:53:42,150 --> 00:53:44,223 All right, it's Plank. Is Willie there?