1 00:00:42,660 --> 00:00:46,080 Why don't you, like, ever realize the truth, Vince? 2 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:49,340 I ate nine pies and a meatball hero in one hour. That's a record. 3 00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:51,380 It wasn't nine pies. It was eight. 4 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:54,680 You left two slices of mushroom on the last tray. 5 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:59,180 - Violet? - You guys, it was six pies. No hero. 6 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:02,930 I had to call the paramedics to pump your stomach, and it was three and a half years ago. 7 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,980 When are you guys gonna talk about something else? 8 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:08,060 When someone comes through that door and breaks the record, 9 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:10,770 then we'll stop talkin' about the subject. 10 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:13,030 Enjoy your pie, guys. 11 00:01:13,150 --> 00:01:16,320 - It's the last one I'll ever serve. - Aren't you forgetting something? 12 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,870 Quit it, Pete. I'm not doin' that. 13 00:01:21,450 --> 00:01:24,410 It's a tradition. Sign the card. 14 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:36,300 I got it, folks. I got the first autograph. 15 00:01:36,380 --> 00:01:39,600 - Hey, Violet. All right! - Violet's on her way to the wall. 16 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:45,140 That's 20 years of girls leaving town. 17 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:50,940 That wall is jinxed. I won't sit near that wall. 18 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:54,030 Let's hope you have better luck than they did. 19 00:01:54,150 --> 00:01:58,280 Ladies and gentlemen. 20 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,780 As you all know, my best friend, Violet Sanford, 21 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,290 has decided.. 22 00:02:04,370 --> 00:02:08,370 has decided to leave South Amboy tomorrow... 23 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:12,340 and travel the 42 miles to New York City. 24 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:15,420 So.. Okay, come on. Bring her up here, girls. 25 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:19,640 Come on, Violet. 26 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:23,680 Come on, Vi. Come on, everyone. 27 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,480 Hey, Violet, come on. Come up here. 28 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:30,020 - Come on, honey. - You guys! 29 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:35,150 Now, I think it's only fair that tonight, on her last night with us in Jersey, 30 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:39,320 she grace us with a little tune. 31 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,660 No way! 32 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:44,990 At first I was afraid I was petrified 33 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:49,540 Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side 34 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:53,960 Then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong 35 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,710 And I grew strong and I knew how to get along 36 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,970 No, not I 37 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:02,260 I will survive 38 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:06,720 Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive 39 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:10,350 I got all my life to live I got all my love to give 40 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:14,060 I'll survive I will survive 41 00:03:19,070 --> 00:03:20,950 Look at this! 42 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:24,530 Four people killed last night in New York. 43 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,540 No reason at all. 44 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:29,200 Police have no leads. 45 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,710 - Tragic. - Dad, what're you doin�? 46 00:03:31,790 --> 00:03:34,380 I guess four out of seven million ain't so bad. 47 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:37,090 Headlines should read, "Millions Survive Night in New York." 48 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:40,220 Dad, stop. I get the point. Here. Eat your eggs. 49 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:44,050 They're not eggs. They're egg whites. And I'd rather eat the carton. 50 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:48,470 You've already lost six pounds. You're staying on this diet. No fast food. No sausage. 51 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,940 Oh, and I bought you some of those Lean Cuisine meals, and I put 'em in the freezer. 52 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:55,610 - My mouth is watering already. - And I lined your vitamins up on the counter. 53 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:59,780 - I don't take vitamins. - You do now. Just take them. 54 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:03,410 Oh, and I put fresh batteries in the TV remote and set the V.C.R. Timer so.. 55 00:04:03,530 --> 00:04:05,820 Excuse me. Excuse me. Am I missing something here? 56 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:09,700 I'm the parent. You're the child running away to live by herself. 57 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,660 I should be tellin' you how to live. 58 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:13,920 Fine. How should I live? 59 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,130 Simple. Don't go. 60 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:21,670 I got that Irish Spring you like. Oh. And Dad, whatever you do.. 61 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,840 - Don't do the laundry. - Don't do the laundry. 62 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,550 Just leave it by the dryer and I'll do it when I come home every Sunday. 63 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,560 Ah, this is interesting. 64 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:33,690 They say the handrails on the subway system could one day lead to an outbreak of plague. 65 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:38,070 Dad. Look. 66 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:40,730 You said I could be whatever I wanna be. 67 00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:43,610 I never said songwriter in New York City. That's the exception. 68 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:47,820 You said anything, and I believed you, so.. 69 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:50,620 I'm not leavin' this house without your support. 70 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:53,960 That's Gloria. What's it gonna be? 71 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:03,880 Violet, I saw how hard it was for your mother when she didn't make it. 72 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,510 But if she was here, she'd tell me to shut up, 73 00:05:06,590 --> 00:05:10,260 wish you luck and give you a big hug. 74 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:14,350 I'm not gonna give you a big hug, and I'm not gonna wish you luck, but... 75 00:05:14,430 --> 00:05:17,650 I am gonna shut up, sit here with my coffee and pretend to be mad. 76 00:05:17,770 --> 00:05:20,190 Is that okay? 77 00:05:27,530 --> 00:05:29,950 This is the last of it. 78 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:32,660 - Honey, are you okay with that? - Yeah, I got it. 79 00:05:32,740 --> 00:05:35,410 I got it. Wait. 80 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:38,380 All right. That's everything. 81 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:42,090 - Let's hit it. - Good luck. 82 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,220 There, I said it. 83 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:59,100 - Love you. - Put some pepper spray in your purse. Even if you're not sure. 84 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,320 Just start spraying. 85 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,320 You know, you're not alone, Mr. Sanford. 86 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,620 Hey, you know, me and you should have dinner sometime. 87 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:13,240 I'm lockin' the doors. 88 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:17,620 At first I was afraid I was petrified 89 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:22,040 Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side 90 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,510 Oh, no, not I 91 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,420 I will survive 92 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:31,050 As long as I have love to give I know I'll be alive 93 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:35,310 I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give/ 94 00:06:35,430 --> 00:06:37,940 I will survive 95 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:40,100 I will survive 96 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,060 All right. This is it. 97 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,490 What do you think? 98 00:06:53,530 --> 00:06:56,250 I had a feeling you were gonna need this. 99 00:06:56,290 --> 00:07:00,330 - What are you doing? - What? It's just some emergency cash I saved up. 100 00:07:00,370 --> 00:07:04,500 Honey, from the looks of this place, I'd say this is our emergency. 101 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:07,590 Well, I'm not takin' it. 102 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:13,550 Fine, then. 103 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,140 I'm freezing your assets. 104 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:18,850 So, thanks for everything. 105 00:07:18,930 --> 00:07:22,520 I'll call ya. 106 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,820 What is this? 107 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:30,610 It's just that all our lives, you know, we always had one thing in common, you and me. 108 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:33,820 What are you talking about? 109 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,950 It's like, you know we said we wouldn't lose our virginity... 110 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,950 until we got married, and that didn't happen. 111 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,000 And then we said we'd go to college or junior college... 112 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,960 or dental hygienist school, you know. 113 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,670 And that didn't happen. 114 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,630 We've never followed through on a single thing, you know. 115 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,600 And I think that's what makes us so special. 116 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:59,100 And this is why you're crying? 117 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:01,600 Well... 118 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,860 a long time ago you told me that you were gonna move to New York. 119 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:10,030 But everyone thought you'd just stay in Jersey and get married like me and Danny are gonna. 120 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:12,570 You know. And- And look at you. 121 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:18,450 No matter what, you really did it right, 122 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:20,450 and I'm so proud of you. 123 00:08:45,270 --> 00:08:48,110 Enough! You hear me? 124 00:08:48,230 --> 00:08:51,650 You be quiet! Enough in there! 125 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:58,990 I don't like to be alone in the night 126 00:08:59,030 --> 00:09:05,290 And I don't like to hear I'm wrong when I'm right 127 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:08,540 And I don't like to 128 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:12,260 Have the rain on my shoe 129 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:25,100 Hi. I'm Violet Sanford. I just recently moved to New York, 130 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:28,110 and I was wondering if you would give my tape to one of your artists. 131 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:30,770 Violet, that is so cute. 132 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:34,820 Now, let me tell you about me. My name is Wendy, and I first moved to New York... 133 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:37,820 when I was 21 to be a dancer, but I broke my big toe. 134 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:41,080 And then I got knocked up by this actor who dumped me to join the Peace Corps. 135 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:45,000 So for the last 16 years I been raisin' my daughter all by myself. 136 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:49,330 And then two weeks ago she tells me that she is a bisexual... 137 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:53,960 and that she hates me more than any person on this planet. 138 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:59,300 Now, tell me how I can help you, please, 139 00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:03,930 because I am dying to make your dreams come true. 140 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,190 You don't take the tape unless it comes from an agent, 141 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:10,610 but I can't get an agent until I get published? 142 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:13,280 If we were to listen to that tape, that would give you grounds... 143 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,940 for a copyright or plagiarism lawsuit. 144 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:19,780 It's just a little tape. All I want is someone to sing my songs. 145 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:22,030 Welcome to the music business. 146 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:30,500 - Good evening. I.D., please. - Hi. Uh, sure. 147 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:34,000 Maybe 148 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:39,680 Find a way to make it back someday 149 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,100 - What can I get you? - Let me ask you something. 150 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:45,890 I'm a songwriter. Is there someone here I could talk to about my songs? 151 00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:48,480 I've been a struggling sax player for 12 years. 152 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,980 - What can I get you from the bar? - Pepsi and some crackers. 153 00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:58,570 - Hey. How are you doing? 154 00:10:58,610 --> 00:11:01,490 Then I hope there's someone out there 155 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:05,240 Excuse me. Who's that guy? 156 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:08,870 That would be Mr. O'Donnell. 157 00:11:10,790 --> 00:11:13,790 Mr. O'Donnell. He's the manager or something? 158 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:20,930 Yeah. He's the music manager. He's in charge of finding bands and... 159 00:11:21,050 --> 00:11:23,760 booking new talent. 160 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:30,230 Run away with my heart 161 00:11:30,350 --> 00:11:33,610 Run away with my hope 162 00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:35,570 Hey, where the hell were you, O'Donnell? 163 00:11:35,690 --> 00:11:38,360 I got 15 orders stacked up here and nobody to run the grill. 164 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,490 Fifteen orders, Walt. Is that all? 165 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:43,820 Gimme ten minutes, I'll catch us up. Go on. Lie down. 166 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:46,910 Relax. You look tired. 167 00:11:46,990 --> 00:11:49,450 We can talk about my raise later. 168 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:53,080 You think this is Australia? There's no raise. I'm about to fire you. 169 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,890 Um, excuse me. Mr. O'Donnell? 170 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,850 - Yes. - Mr. O'Donnell. My name is Violet Sanford. 171 00:12:04,970 --> 00:12:07,260 I'm a songwriter. I just wanted to give this to you. 172 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:11,060 I know it's not the most professional way to submit a tape. 173 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:15,060 - But this is all pretty new to me. - It's pretty new to me too. 174 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:19,780 I just figured as the manager of a club like this, you must know every band on the East Coast. 175 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:24,990 The manager of this club. 176 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,370 - You guys go ahead. I'll catch up. - Sure thing. 177 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:36,340 Mr. O'Donnell. 178 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:42,340 I don't usually do this, Violet. 179 00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:45,180 Um, but I have a feeling about you. 180 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:50,970 - So I'm gonna take your tape, and I'm gonna see what I can do. - Thank you. 181 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,940 I can't believe how easy this was. 182 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:57,810 Neither can I. 183 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:01,400 Uh, you wanna go for some coffee or something? 184 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,740 O'Donnell, who do I look like? Your god damn maid? 185 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,910 That's Mr. O'Donnell, 186 00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:09,030 but I'll let it slide this time. 187 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,870 I told you to take your stuff home and wash it. 188 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:13,660 You got cow grease caked on the front. 189 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:19,500 Walt, I've warned you about your attitude.. You're fired. 190 00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,300 Oh, you better not push me, kid. 191 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:26,300 I can find a hundred other little punks like you, can burn a turkey burger. 192 00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:30,640 Minimum wage punk. 193 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,860 Maybe we should start over. Uh... 194 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,110 I'm Kevin O'Donnell, 195 00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:43,780 and I work the grill here at the Fiji Mermaid Club. 196 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:48,490 I just made a complete fool of myself. 197 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,540 I was gonna tell you. 198 00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:56,170 I'm almost sure I would have told you. 199 00:13:57,620 --> 00:14:00,380 I just want you to know I'm not following you home. 200 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:03,960 I'm just walking myself26 blocks in the wrong direction. 201 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:07,630 - I asked you to leave me alone. - Did I mention how sorry I am? 202 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,100 I mean, not that it's all my fault. You did throw yourself at me. 203 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,100 I didn't throw myself at you. 204 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:14,930 I was pretending to be sweet and innocent so you'd give me a break. 205 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,390 - Can I ask you a question? - What? 206 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,610 Is there a reason we just walked in a circle? Are you lost? 207 00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:23,030 I'm not lost. Somebody just moved my street. 208 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,950 You.. You wanna play a game? 209 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,910 I bet I can guess where you're from. 210 00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:32,030 I'm about to get out my pepper spray. 211 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,040 I reckon you're from a big city. 212 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,910 And there's no sign from here of a belly button ring... 213 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,420 or a tongue piercing. 214 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,960 I gotta go with Chicago. 215 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,380 I've never had anyone stare at my ass for half an hour, so I'm gonna say good night. 216 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,550 And I'm hoping you're gonna say it back. 217 00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:53,310 Okay. I can take a hint. 218 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,970 I really do know a lot of people in the music business. 219 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,480 You just don't give up, do ya? 220 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:02,270 - Well, it was the sweet and innocent thing. It did me in. - Good night, Kevin. 221 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:06,530 Just for the record, I was only staring at your ass for the first 15 minutes. 222 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:19,120 - William Morris. - I don't mean to interrupt. 223 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,920 - I just want to leave this- - I'll transfer. 224 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,590 - William Morris. Please hold. - It's a demo. I'm a songwriter. 225 00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:26,760 William Morris. I'll be right with you. 226 00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:32,340 I just want to leave this for Whitney and Mariah. 227 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,010 - I'm sure they're personal friends of yours. - Look. 228 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,850 I'm sure it sounds great in your shower, but karaoke ended a half hour ago. 229 00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:41,140 So if you'd like to get your songs heard, you're gonna have to take them... 230 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,980 to an open midnight just like everyone else. 231 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,740 William Morris. 232 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:52,910 I'll transfer. You're not getting validated. 233 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:13,050 Caught in a mirror 234 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:17,260 Looking through sympathetic eyes 235 00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:20,730 Can I help you? 236 00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:24,610 Yeah, hi. Uh, I'm sure all your spaces are filled for tonight. 237 00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:28,530 I just wanted to come down and check out what this whole open mic thing was about. 238 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:32,650 I can squeeze you in ten minutes. A couple of my regulars, they called in sick. 239 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,990 So, uh, I've got some spaces to fill. 240 00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:37,660 I need you to sign your name in here and get yourself ready. 241 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Bathroom's around the corner if you want to throw up. 242 00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:48,420 Next up we have a young lady named Violet Sanford. 243 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:53,840 So let's put our hands together for New Jersey's own Violet Sanford! Come on up, Violet. 244 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,090 Good! There we go. Yeah. Whoo! 245 00:16:56,140 --> 00:17:01,770 - Yea, Violet! 246 00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:09,780 - I'm a little nervous. - So are we, honey. 247 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,320 Don't tease me, honey! Sing! 248 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,990 Come on, give her a break. 249 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,790 I'm sorry. 250 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,800 Hello? 251 00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:16,880 You gotta cheer up. You look like somebody ran over your dog. 252 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:21,760 Hey, um, how much is a slice of pie? 253 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:29,270 we happen to have the best French apple in town. 254 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:32,020 And, uh, it's on the house. 255 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:35,280 - Shut up. - You just have to pay attention. 256 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,320 - Okay? - Twenty. 257 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,870 - Twenty says it's Pretty Woman. - I will raise you ten, 258 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,780 because it is Home Alone. 259 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,160 You guys have to read the signs. 260 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,000 I call with Saving Private Ryan. 261 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:52,290 - What? - Let's fip this over, and Miss Jennifer from Austin... 262 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:55,130 says her favorite movie is.. 263 00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:58,930 No way. There's no way! You already saw this one. 264 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,890 Oh, you are such a cheater. 265 00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:05,270 Hello. A naked girl in army boots? Easy play to call. 266 00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:08,230 - Thank you. - Those boots are kinda cute. 267 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:11,360 - I have to get me some of those. 268 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:17,240 Wait, wait, wait. Oh, Romero. You gotta turn that up, baby. That is the jam. 269 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,990 Turn it up! There you go, there you go. 270 00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:24,700 - Girl, what are you doing? - Remember this? Remember this? 271 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:28,250 Belly dancing. 272 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:40,630 - Do you know those girls? - Oh, yeah. They're here every morning around this time. 273 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,260 - Winding down. - Wait, wait. 274 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:46,390 - They have to, in their line of work. - Are they hookers? 275 00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:48,390 No. 276 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:55,900 Coyotes. 277 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,950 All right. 278 00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:04,700 You guys? You guys wanna see what Al gave me for my birthday? 279 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,500 - This. - You let him brand you? 280 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:11,080 - Isn't it cute? - She let the man brand her. 281 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:15,040 Hey, check it out, ladies. We each made 300bucks tonight. 282 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:18,880 You sure you wanna be goin' off to law school? 283 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,180 Hmm? 284 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,800 Let's make a toast. 285 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:28,520 To Zoe's last week as a Coyote. 286 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,690 She's gonna be impossible to replace. 287 00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:37,570 I just wanna tell you both that I will never, ever forget you. 288 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:57,130 Who's up there? 289 00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:02,170 - I'm lookin' for the owner. - Hey, come on down. Bring a case with you. 290 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,220 What are you doin' here? 291 00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:11,890 - Uh, I'm gonna drop this case. Where do you want me to put it? - That depends. What do ya want? 292 00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:15,310 Well, I heard you might need a new, uh.. 293 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:18,020 that, uh, there might be a job opening. 294 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:21,690 Put it right there. Let me take a look at ya. 295 00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:25,780 Let me guess. 296 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:28,080 Piedmont, North Dakota. 297 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,700 South Amboy, New Jersey. 298 00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:33,210 Same thing. You do any drugs? 299 00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:40,000 Just coffee. That's all I can afford right now. 300 00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:43,590 - Let me see your arms. - Are you kidding? 301 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,300 Do I look like I'm kidding? 302 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,970 Ooh, where'd you get that scar on your wrist? 303 00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:52,520 Pizza oven. It's a permanent burn from pulling slices for four years. 304 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,310 That could be the saddest thing I've ever heard. 305 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,310 Um, what's next? You want a urine sample? 306 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,020 I prefer blood. 307 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:04,900 Look, are you really the owner? 'Cause I've had a rough couple of days, 308 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:10,700 and so the last thing I need is some waitress on a power trip wastin' my time. 309 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:25,550 You start Friday night. Be there at 11:00. That's when we get busy. 310 00:22:28,260 --> 00:22:31,970 - You're givin' me a job? - I'm givin' you an audition. 311 00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:33,890 Don't be late, Jersey girl. 312 00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:38,310 I don't mean to press my luck, but would you mind telling me why you're hiring me? 313 00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:42,480 Because the average male... 314 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,110 is walking around with a toddler inside of his pants. 315 00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:47,570 A two year old, right there inside his Dockers. 316 00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:52,780 Men have two-year-old children in their pants? That's why you're hiring me? 317 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:55,870 You look like a kindergarten teacher. The kids'll love it. 318 00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:59,330 Sorry I asked. 319 00:23:04,710 --> 00:23:06,670 I.D., please. 320 00:23:06,670 --> 00:23:09,300 Oh. I'm supposed to start work here tonight. 321 00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:11,600 Go ahead. Hey, you picked a good night to start. 322 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,140 It's a little slow right now, but it should pick up. 323 00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:17,980 Love is like a bomb Baby, come on get it on 324 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:21,650 Livin' like a lover with a radar phone 325 00:23:21,730 --> 00:23:24,400 Lookin' like a tramp Like a video vamp 326 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,740 Demolition woman Can I be your man 327 00:23:32,990 --> 00:23:35,240 Is this a church meeting or is this a bar? Make some noise! 328 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,840 Come on 329 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,960 - Want it? - Take a bottle 330 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:49,840 Shake it up 331 00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:52,800 Break the bubble 332 00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:55,260 Break it up 333 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,770 Pour some sugar on me 334 00:23:57,890 --> 00:23:59,810 Ooh, in the name of love 335 00:23:59,890 --> 00:24:04,060 Poor some sugar on me 336 00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:06,480 Come on, fire me up 337 00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:08,990 - Pour your sugar on me - I'm sorry. Sorry! 338 00:24:09,110 --> 00:24:12,820 - I don't think so. - Just in time. 339 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,740 - Where you goin'? - I was looking for you. 340 00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:18,290 Good. Let's go. 341 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:28,300 Listen, red light, yellow light, green light, go 342 00:24:28,420 --> 00:24:31,090 Crazy little woman in a one-man show 343 00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:33,640 Mirror queen, mannequin rhythm of love 344 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,760 - Really love your top. - Thanks. 345 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:41,230 - I got it, um, on sale.. - Loosen up, uh, loosen up 346 00:24:41,350 --> 00:24:44,520 You gotta squeeze a little squeeze a little tease a little more 347 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:49,360 Okay. Hair. 348 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:53,820 Let's see your moves. 349 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,820 That's Rachel. You can learn a lot from her. 350 00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:58,950 She just cut some guy's ponytail off. 351 00:24:58,990 --> 00:25:01,660 Yeah. The court ordered her to take anger management classes... 352 00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:03,830 after she pummelled a customer for grabbin' her ass. 353 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:08,800 - He pressed charges. I gave her a raise. Cheers. 354 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,630 Pour some sugar on me 355 00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:19,720 - There is only two rules, okay? What do you want? - Two beers. 356 00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:21,680 - Don't date the customers. - Okay. 357 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:26,100 Second, don't ever bring your boyfriends into my bar. 358 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:30,230 As of this moment you are to appear available, but never be available. 359 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,740 Break my rules, I fire you on the spot. 360 00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:36,820 - I understand. - Jesus. 361 00:25:38,530 --> 00:25:41,250 Hey! Hey, everybody! 362 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,210 Shut up! 363 00:25:44,330 --> 00:25:47,080 I'd like you to meet my new girl... 364 00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:51,210 - whose name is.. - Violet. 365 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,420 Jersey. 366 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:58,850 Jersey is an ex-kindergarten teacher.. 367 00:25:58,970 --> 00:26:02,720 and a former nun who just escaped from the convent... 368 00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:05,640 and is tired of being the only virgin in New York City. 369 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:11,900 Would anyone like to buy her a drink? Whoa! 370 00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:22,490 - Come on, move! I'm workin' here. - Sorry. 371 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:27,040 - Four margaritas with salt. - All right. 372 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,590 Got tequila. No mix, no salt, no blender. 373 00:26:29,710 --> 00:26:33,300 - Okay, how about a black Russian? - Got vodka, no Kahlua. 374 00:26:33,420 --> 00:26:35,840 - White wine. - Never carry the stuff. 375 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:40,050 - So basically you have.. - Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black and Jose. 376 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:45,680 All my favourite men. You can have it anyway you like, as long as it's in a shot glass. 377 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:48,060 Okay, I'll take a beer. 378 00:26:48,150 --> 00:26:53,030 - Four dollars. - I'm Cammie, the Russian tease. 379 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:55,440 Violet, the Jersey nun. 380 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:57,820 That one's Rachel, the New York bitch. 381 00:26:57,910 --> 00:27:02,030 We all play our little parts, only Rachel really is a bitch. 382 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,290 And I really am a tease. 383 00:27:04,410 --> 00:27:06,660 Cammie, you can only be a tease if you stop sleepin' around, babe. 384 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,170 Yeah. I keep forgetting that part. 385 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,760 I'll have a shot of tequila, and don't forget one for your pretty little self. 386 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:20,140 Oh, thanks, but ever since I got really drunk on tequila, I never drink the stuff anymore. 387 00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:23,430 Hey, Lil! Your new girl's refusing your good booze. 388 00:27:23,510 --> 00:27:26,520 No! I was.. I was suggesting this gentleman buy me a double. 389 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,440 That's more like it. 390 00:27:33,070 --> 00:27:35,400 I need eight shots. 391 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:39,700 Four Canadian, four South of the Border, six-pack MGD and a double-blended back. 392 00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:42,570 - You want eight shots of what? - I got it. 393 00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:46,660 Forty-six even, honey. 394 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,580 Hey, Lil! Yo! 395 00:27:48,620 --> 00:27:51,670 Your Jersey girl can't quite keep up. 396 00:27:51,790 --> 00:27:54,290 Hey, gimme a Scotch and water. 397 00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:58,670 - Okay, you got it. - Lil, do we serve water with our whiskey? 398 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,340 Only water I serve's got barley and hops in it! 399 00:28:01,390 --> 00:28:05,470 Hey, everybody! Do we serve water in this bar? 400 00:28:05,510 --> 00:28:10,230 Hell, no. H2O! Hell, no. H2O! 401 00:28:15,770 --> 00:28:18,780 Hell no, H2O! 402 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:28,250 Sink or swim time, Jersey. Getup there! 403 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:30,660 The devil's in the house of the rising sun 404 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,290 I can't do that dance. 405 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,880 Granny, does your dog bite No, child, no 406 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,130 Okay. 407 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:53,150 - Here's some cash. You did okay for a nun. - You're firing me? 408 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:55,690 I told you this was an audition. 409 00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:58,320 Thanks for comin' in. Now, get outta here. 410 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:02,650 Johnny said Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again 411 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:05,570 I done told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been 412 00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:07,780 He played fire on the mountain Run, boy, run 413 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,370 Devil's in the house of the risin' sun 414 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:13,460 Please! 415 00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:15,330 - Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough - Hey! 416 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:17,540 Guys, guys, back off, back off! 417 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:19,760 Look, the way I see it, you got two choices. 418 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,470 You can start a fight here, throw some punches, get a bloody nose, make fools of yourselves, 419 00:29:23,550 --> 00:29:27,550 or you can take this ten bucks I got right here... 420 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,180 and buy these two pretty ladies a round at the bar. 421 00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:32,940 - Come on. What do you say? - Let's go to the bar! 422 00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:36,360 Party! 423 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,690 Hold it, Jersey. I'm just dyin' to know where that came from. 424 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:44,700 Try serving a beer and pizza on Monday nights when the Giants play the Cowboys in November. 425 00:29:44,780 --> 00:29:46,780 I'm giving you a second audition. 426 00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:51,370 There's a store at the corner of Sixth and Hill. Be there at noon tomorrow. 427 00:29:51,450 --> 00:29:54,540 I'm sending my fashion coordinator there to take you shopping. 428 00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:56,830 Now go home before I change my mind. 429 00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:01,170 Hey, and Jersey. I'd be shocked if you survive another night. 430 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:03,010 Granny, will your dog bite No, child, no 431 00:30:03,090 --> 00:30:05,630 Here we go! 432 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,600 And left, and right, clog, clog, clog. 433 00:30:24,610 --> 00:30:25,700 Oh, yeah! 434 00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:30,700 So, uh, tell me more about this bar. 435 00:30:30,780 --> 00:30:35,790 - What kind of place is it? - I don't know. It's just a bar, Dad. 436 00:30:35,870 --> 00:30:38,580 It's no big deal. What are you eating? 437 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:44,340 One of those Lean Cuisine meals. Rice and vegetables. Delicious. 438 00:30:44,420 --> 00:30:49,800 Oh! See, they're good. Right? 439 00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:53,140 So, well, what's going on with your songwriting? 440 00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:56,060 Songwriting. Oh! He still has my tape. 441 00:30:56,140 --> 00:31:01,190 Dance, dance, dance 442 00:31:02,770 --> 00:31:04,740 Dance 443 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,740 I want my tape. 444 00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:10,740 I had a feeling you'd be back to see me. 445 00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:13,580 - No dates in the kitchen, O'Donnell. - I'm not staying. 446 00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:16,160 I just want my tape. 447 00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:18,710 Please. 448 00:31:18,830 --> 00:31:23,750 - Thanks. Bye. - Did you really write all those songs? 449 00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:28,630 You listened to my tape? 450 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:33,310 No, of course not. I mean, that would be invasion of privacy. 451 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,850 Baby, you're the right kind of love 452 00:31:35,930 --> 00:31:39,900 Go ahead, laugh it up. 'Cause there's nothing you can say that's gonna bother me. 453 00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:42,310 I'm just trying to tell you I like your music. 454 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,320 I mean, do you always take compliments so well? 455 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,160 - I gotta go. - Wait! Uh.. 456 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,080 I wanna see you again. Where are you workin'? 457 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:57,410 - I'm a Coyote. - Good. 458 00:31:57,450 --> 00:32:01,920 - And what the hell is that? - If you want to see me again, you'll figure it out. 459 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,260 That good? Uh-huh. 460 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:13,930 Sorry I'm late. Al and I had a big fight. 461 00:32:14,010 --> 00:32:17,390 And then we made up. Twice. 462 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,310 You're the fashion coordinator? 463 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:25,270 Lil told me to get you something that would make the kiddies drool. 464 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,780 Trust me, Violet. 465 00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:31,030 I have a serious shopping problem. 466 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,030 - It has a zipper... in the crotch. - Yeah. 467 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,250 Who'd wear that in public? 468 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,540 - Actually, I have it in blue. - You're unbelievable 469 00:32:44,290 --> 00:32:46,550 You burden me with your problems 470 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,880 By telling me more than mine 471 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,130 I'm always so concerned 472 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:53,800 With the way you say you always have to stop 473 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,260 To think of us being one 474 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:58,810 Is more than I ever know 475 00:32:58,930 --> 00:33:01,140 The things you say 476 00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:03,400 You're unbelievable 477 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:26,590 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 478 00:33:26,790 --> 00:33:29,920 Seemingly last less Don't mean you can ask us 479 00:33:48,190 --> 00:33:50,730 You're unbelievable, oh 480 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:59,080 Here I am! Yeah, baby! 481 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,160 You're unbelievable 482 00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:06,920 Come on! Knock it- Hey! Knock it off! 483 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,800 Lil! The ice! 484 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,680 How do you like that, huh? 485 00:34:17,590 --> 00:34:22,600 There's every good reason 486 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,350 I don't know how you guys do it. I can't have another drink. 487 00:34:25,390 --> 00:34:28,480 Next time that guy buys you a shot.. That's on me, honey. 488 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,570 Chase it with a beer. 489 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:36,410 - I don't get it. - I don't swallow it. 490 00:34:36,530 --> 00:34:39,320 I just spit the shot back into the beer bottle. They'll never know. 491 00:34:39,450 --> 00:34:41,330 You try it. 492 00:34:41,450 --> 00:34:44,910 Hey, just keep an eye on your spittoon bottle. 493 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:49,540 Once Rachel served hers to Lou by accident. Huge drama. 494 00:34:49,590 --> 00:34:52,500 Cammie, I think I just fell in love with you. 495 00:34:52,630 --> 00:34:55,590 Oh, Violet! I'm not a lesbian. 496 00:34:55,670 --> 00:34:58,140 I've played in the minors, but never went pro. 497 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,760 - Th-That's not what I meant. - What are you doing? 498 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:05,810 Lil's starin' straight at you. Come on. Grab this guy. Make yourself look busy. 499 00:35:05,890 --> 00:35:10,270 - Hi. You look like you could use a shot. - No, I'm waiting on Lil. 500 00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:14,440 Sorry. It's a no parking zone. If you wanna sit here, you gotta order a drink. 501 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:18,160 - Okay. Gimme a glass of water. - Okay. 502 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,780 - He just ordered water. - Yeah. 503 00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:23,240 You know what to do. 504 00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:30,830 Testing. Um, hey, everybody, this guy just ordered water. 505 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,550 Do we serve water in our bar? 506 00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:38,090 Hell, no! H20! 507 00:35:39,590 --> 00:35:42,470 Jersey! No! 508 00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:44,720 It's okay, Lil! Nobody orders water in your bar! 509 00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:48,730 He can order whatever he wants. He's the fire marshal. 510 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,060 Hey, Mike, I'm so sorry. She's new. 511 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,980 I'm okay. Let's step outside. 512 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,950 - Party - Nice knowing you, Jersey. 513 00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:03,950 - Get naked - Come on, you guys! Let me hear you! 514 00:36:06,910 --> 00:36:09,040 You okay? 515 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,420 Who am I kidding? I can't do this. 516 00:36:11,540 --> 00:36:13,460 Of course you can. Now cheer up, 517 00:36:13,540 --> 00:36:17,050 because there's a really cute guy at the bar asking for you. 518 00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:19,170 Somebody's asking for me? 519 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:23,100 He says his name is Mr. O'Donnell. 520 00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:26,970 He's hot. 521 00:36:34,270 --> 00:36:37,900 Jersey. The fire marshal threatened to shut me down. 522 00:36:37,990 --> 00:36:40,240 - He let me go with a $250 fine. - Lil, I'm really sorry.. 523 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:44,580 I'll make you a deal. You figure out a way to make me 250 tonight, 524 00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:46,910 I'll let you come back tomorrow. 525 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,450 Great. 526 00:36:50,710 --> 00:36:53,330 So much for sweet and innocent. 527 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:58,420 - So, you found me. - Some guys at work told me where I could look for Coyotes. 528 00:36:58,460 --> 00:37:02,130 Well, take a good look, because tonight's my last night. I think I'm gonna get fired. 529 00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:05,390 - Why? - I have to make $250 in two hours. 530 00:37:05,510 --> 00:37:07,430 It's completely impossible. 531 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:13,100 Here's nine dollars, just to get you started. Okay? 532 00:37:13,150 --> 00:37:16,060 I always like to help a friend in need. 533 00:37:19,150 --> 00:37:21,320 Why are you looking at me like that? 534 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,620 Kevin, I don't want your money. 535 00:37:27,530 --> 00:37:30,700 All right, uh, listen up. Ladies. 536 00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:33,330 The bidding will start at $25... 537 00:37:33,370 --> 00:37:35,250 for one night only. 538 00:37:35,330 --> 00:37:39,210 You get this: Purebred, housebroken, 539 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:42,880 fully trained, yowling stud. 540 00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:45,800 - No way. - That's pretty cheap. 541 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,760 Violet, what are you doing? 542 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,520 You said you wanted to help, so... turn around, sir, 543 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,390 let 'em take a look at ya. 544 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,150 Why are you doing this to me? 545 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:59,150 It's payback time, Mr. O'Donnell. 546 00:37:59,230 --> 00:38:00,980 Now, turn around. 547 00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,660 No, God, no. Don't do this. 548 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:06,740 Go on, show 'em what you've got. 549 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:09,030 Are you in? Do you wanna do this? 550 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,500 - All right, ladies. What'll you give me? - I've got twenty bucks. 551 00:38:13,910 --> 00:38:16,670 I've got $25 right here. 552 00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:18,460 Make it 35! 553 00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:22,210 Thirty-five dollars! 554 00:38:23,670 --> 00:38:26,590 - Forty dollars! - Get.. What are you doing? 555 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:30,060 - Come on, girls, fifty? - Fifty! 556 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:33,020 - Sixty-one dollars. - I've got 70. 557 00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:35,890 - Come on, girls. Seventy-five? - Seventy-five dollars! 558 00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:39,820 Eighty dollars! Come on, girls. Do I hear 85? 559 00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:43,440 Ninety! Ninety-five dollars! 560 00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:46,860 One hundred dollars! 561 00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:52,240 - That's it. - You wanna come home with Mama? 562 00:38:52,370 --> 00:38:55,790 Whoa! Nice! 563 00:38:55,870 --> 00:38:58,080 Oh, yeah! 564 00:38:58,130 --> 00:39:00,500 That's my boy. 565 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:03,550 - Oh, yeah. Shake it, shake it. - $125 back here! 566 00:39:03,670 --> 00:39:07,890 $140, right here. Come on, come on. 567 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:15,890 My goodness, girls, come on. One fifty and you'll see the butt. 568 00:39:15,930 --> 00:39:18,560 Come on, girls. You can do better than this. 569 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,940 One seventy-five. 570 00:39:20,980 --> 00:39:22,110 Yeah! 571 00:39:22,190 --> 00:39:25,860 There we go. Two hundred dollars! 572 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:33,080 - You've got215righthere! - Two hundred and fifty dollars. 573 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,250 Sold, for $250! 574 00:39:39,290 --> 00:39:42,750 Come on up, honey. He's yours. 575 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,170 Damn you! 576 00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:49,840 The blonde would have gone 275. 577 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,810 Come with me. 578 00:39:53,930 --> 00:39:58,940 You're gonna owe me big-time for this one. That's 250 even. 579 00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:05,480 Mmm. Mmm! Oh. 580 00:40:08,950 --> 00:40:13,830 I'm gonna see ya I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya meet ya one day 581 00:40:13,910 --> 00:40:16,750 Maybe next week I'm gonna meet ya 582 00:40:16,870 --> 00:40:19,290 I'll meet ya I'll meet ya 583 00:40:19,370 --> 00:40:21,330 Better close out, girls. 584 00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:23,590 - Can I ask you something? - What? 585 00:40:23,710 --> 00:40:27,670 What does "Coyote Ugly" mean? 586 00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:32,140 Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand... 587 00:40:32,260 --> 00:40:35,310 and the person you're next to is layin' on your arm, and they're so ugly... 588 00:40:35,430 --> 00:40:37,470 you'd rather chew off your arm than risk wakin' them? 589 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,640 - That's coyote ugly. - Let's go, ladies. 590 00:40:40,690 --> 00:40:43,730 Well, why would you name your bar after something like that? 591 00:40:43,810 --> 00:40:46,530 Well, because "Cheers" was taken. 592 00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:48,530 Cabs are out front. 593 00:40:48,690 --> 00:40:50,860 - You're rich, Jersey. - See ya. 594 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:53,240 Yeah. Good night. 595 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,870 The woman who purchased me is named Sandy Rosenfeld, a divorcee with three grown kids, 596 00:40:57,950 --> 00:41:01,790 a passion for long walks and short-haired hunting dogs and Italian opera. 597 00:41:01,870 --> 00:41:06,420 Her ex-husband is a C.P.A. Her favorite artist is Van Gogh, 598 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:11,630 and her New Year's resolution is to lose 15 pounds.. and to see Barbra in concert. 599 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:14,550 Okay. I owe you. 600 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,060 What do you want? 601 00:41:17,180 --> 00:41:20,560 Well, it's 3:30 in the morning. I want what every man wants. 602 00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:24,230 Breakfast. 603 00:41:24,310 --> 00:41:27,440 And that's it? I go to breakfast with you, and we're even? 604 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,570 No. We're not even close to even, because I danced on a bar, 605 00:41:30,650 --> 00:41:34,070 I took off my shirt, and I unzipped my pants. 606 00:41:34,110 --> 00:41:37,950 Okay. Let's make a deal. Breakfast and lunch. 607 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,960 - Breakfast, lunch and two dinners. - That's four dates! 608 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,830 Yep. Which would make it the second longest relationship I've ever had. 609 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,290 - Get in the car. 610 00:41:47,290 --> 00:41:51,840 Oh, I hate to spoil your evening, but it looks like we're not gonna go anywhere. 611 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,300 Oh, my God. 612 00:42:00,140 --> 00:42:02,020 It's hard to find parking in New York. 613 00:42:02,140 --> 00:42:04,940 You ever eaten Turkish? This is the place. 614 00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:07,770 - Hey. How you doin'? - Hi, Kevin. 615 00:42:07,810 --> 00:42:10,610 - Four of the regular? - Sure, yeah. Hey. 616 00:42:10,650 --> 00:42:14,450 - Hey, Kevin. How are you, man? - How you doin', man? Good. 617 00:42:14,530 --> 00:42:17,160 Here it is, man. Flown in from Miami. 618 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,790 - Check out the merchandise. - Hey, man, no. I trust you. 619 00:42:19,910 --> 00:42:21,910 All right, all right. 620 00:42:25,790 --> 00:42:29,290 Look, uh, I don't know what you're into, but.. 621 00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:34,340 The Amazing Spider-Man, number 129, mint condition. 622 00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:37,010 - Worth a thousand bucks. - A comic book. 623 00:42:37,090 --> 00:42:40,510 No, it's not just a comic book. This is the first appearance of the Punisher. 624 00:42:40,510 --> 00:42:42,980 This is the holy grail of comic books. 625 00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:45,850 You collect comic books. That's so cute. 626 00:42:45,890 --> 00:42:50,190 It's not cute. It's very rugged and manly. 627 00:42:50,270 --> 00:42:54,320 - It's just a bit kinky. Huh? - I think it's sweet. 628 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:01,030 So, do you always eat breakfast on the hood of your car? 629 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,000 What can I say? I'm a romantic. 630 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:06,290 You think this is romantic? 631 00:43:06,370 --> 00:43:09,500 Well, you may not be feeling it now, but I think one day... 632 00:43:09,590 --> 00:43:13,420 you'll be on stage singing a song about this very night. 633 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:16,300 "When We Were Downwind From a Trash Barge." 634 00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:18,300 Yeah. Catchy title. Hum a few bars. 635 00:43:20,850 --> 00:43:24,470 Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm a songwriter, not a singer. 636 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,140 When I get on stage, I freeze. 637 00:43:27,270 --> 00:43:30,810 What if the fate of the free world rested on your voice? 638 00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:34,280 Okay. If the fate of the free world depended on me singing, 639 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,450 maybe. 640 00:43:36,490 --> 00:43:39,360 All I ever really wanted is to sit in the dark... 641 00:43:39,490 --> 00:43:43,200 and hear someone great singing my songs. 642 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,200 I wanna be the one who writes the music. 643 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,080 I remember the first time my mother played me "Bridge Over Troubled Water"... 644 00:43:51,210 --> 00:43:54,510 by Simon and Garfunkel. 645 00:43:54,550 --> 00:43:57,130 I remember exactly what she was wearing. 646 00:43:57,170 --> 00:44:02,510 I remember exactly how her hair smelled. I remember exactly how I felt. 647 00:44:02,550 --> 00:44:05,430 And every time I hear that song, 648 00:44:05,470 --> 00:44:09,060 I remember exactly what she was wearing... 649 00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:11,730 and exactly how her hair smelled... 650 00:44:11,810 --> 00:44:13,940 and exactly how I felt. 651 00:44:14,980 --> 00:44:17,740 'Cause the great songs last forever. 652 00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:21,990 - So, what's the problem? - Well... 653 00:44:22,070 --> 00:44:24,790 now they're telling me the only way to get my songs heard... 654 00:44:24,910 --> 00:44:27,040 is to go out there and sing 'em myself. 655 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,210 So we're gonna have to try fix this little problem straight away. 656 00:44:30,330 --> 00:44:32,290 Hmm. And how do you propose we do that? 657 00:44:32,330 --> 00:44:34,800 Well, is there any place you feel comfortable singing? 658 00:44:36,380 --> 00:44:39,170 - The shower. - We'll start there. 659 00:44:39,220 --> 00:44:42,800 I mean, I don't care how long it takes, how many hours we have to spend in that shower. 660 00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:46,220 - Let's get to it. - Okay. Before we hit the showers, 661 00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:49,100 maybe you could tell me a little something about yourself. 662 00:44:49,140 --> 00:44:51,310 Oh, really? What do you wanna know? 663 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,400 What part of Australia are you from? 664 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,400 I'm from all over. My family moved around a lot. 665 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,190 So the rest of your family doesn't live in New York? 666 00:44:58,240 --> 00:44:59,950 Do you always ask this many questions? 667 00:45:00,070 --> 00:45:02,320 Do you always dodge this many questions? 668 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,530 You can at least tell me where you got all the moves you pulled on the bar tonight. 669 00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:08,160 Well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you. 670 00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:13,000 That's original. 671 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,460 The sun's coming up. We're gonna be late. 672 00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:17,630 Late? Late for what? 673 00:45:20,340 --> 00:45:23,430 This is incredible. 674 00:45:23,510 --> 00:45:26,970 - Look at that fish! - All right. Put this on. You're gonna need it. 675 00:45:27,010 --> 00:45:29,600 Why? What are you talking about? 676 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,350 You're gonna help me unload the next bin. 677 00:45:32,390 --> 00:45:35,150 - You're joking, right? - No. It's not that bad, Vi. 678 00:45:35,270 --> 00:45:38,280 - I do it all the time. - Exactly how many jobs do you have? 679 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,150 Tuesday through Saturday, I'm at the club. 680 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,990 Sunday and Monday I park cars at the plaza. 681 00:45:44,070 --> 00:45:46,950 I've been a telemarketer. Would you like to switch to AT&T? 682 00:45:47,030 --> 00:45:52,000 And for six terrifying hours I delivered phonebooks in Queens. 683 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,500 Don't forget your extensive work in fish. 684 00:45:54,580 --> 00:45:57,540 This is an expensive city, and these guys pay cash. 685 00:45:57,670 --> 00:46:00,420 I don't care if they pay in lobster. I'm not sticking my hands in that fishy bin. 686 00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:03,430 I was gonna split the money with you. 687 00:46:03,550 --> 00:46:05,340 - A hundred bucks apiece. - A hundred bucks? 688 00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:08,600 - Wait, wait. Why didn't you say so? - Thanks, Dan. 689 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:10,180 - You're not ready, are you? Fifty bucks. - Wait. No. 690 00:46:10,220 --> 00:46:12,940 - Twenty-five, ten. Ready? - Okay. Uh-huh. 691 00:46:12,980 --> 00:46:15,850 Ooh! That's disgusting. 692 00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:20,320 Hey, you'll hurt their feelings. Okay. Just on top of the other fish. 693 00:46:22,690 --> 00:46:28,330 So, I know I just met you a few days ago. There's something I have to tell you. 694 00:46:30,290 --> 00:46:34,410 You smell really bad. 695 00:46:34,460 --> 00:46:39,040 Well, so do you. I mean, I was gonna kiss you good-bye, but, um, I thought I might gag. 696 00:46:39,090 --> 00:46:41,300 You're a real charmer. 697 00:46:44,470 --> 00:46:46,390 Okay. Good night. 698 00:46:46,510 --> 00:46:48,390 Good morning. 699 00:47:07,110 --> 00:47:08,780 Don't look at me like that. 700 00:47:14,450 --> 00:47:16,620 Spend it. 701 00:47:22,670 --> 00:47:27,180 - What are you doing here? - I changed my mind about this kiss. 702 00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:30,600 I think we should give it a shot. 703 00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:41,320 Well, have a nice day. 704 00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:45,940 "Have a nice day"? 705 00:47:46,070 --> 00:47:50,280 Yeah. I panicked. I didn't know what else to say. 706 00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:55,750 Have a nice day. 707 00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:04,250 All right. Back of the line over here. Back of the line. 708 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:31,160 Yeah, I like it! 709 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,790 - Hey, baby! - Make a hole. Make a hole! 710 00:48:34,830 --> 00:48:38,120 - Shit, the cops are here. - Nobody else gets in here. Look at this place. 711 00:48:38,210 --> 00:48:42,000 Hey, Lil. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do here. You're 50 people over max. 712 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,550 They're trying to shut us down. 713 00:48:44,590 --> 00:48:47,710 Let's go outside and talk. I'll take care of it. 714 00:48:51,050 --> 00:48:54,760 This is not a gas pump, son! 715 00:48:54,810 --> 00:48:57,020 Wait your turn! 716 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,060 - Hey, no pictures, man! - Hey, I'm a reporter from The Voice. 717 00:49:07,990 --> 00:49:10,070 What are you doing? Hey! 718 00:49:10,150 --> 00:49:12,070 Put me down! 719 00:49:12,110 --> 00:49:13,370 - Put me down! - Cammie! 720 00:49:13,490 --> 00:49:15,830 - Help! - Come on! Let her go! 721 00:49:15,910 --> 00:49:18,000 Rachel, help! 722 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:22,750 Come on! Break it up! 723 00:49:22,830 --> 00:49:25,130 - Lou, where's Rachel and Cammie? - I don't know! 724 00:49:30,090 --> 00:49:31,840 Let me go! 725 00:49:47,270 --> 00:49:51,610 Jersey, they're tearing this place apart! 726 00:49:57,700 --> 00:50:02,620 - Rachel! Rachel! - One way or another I'm gonna find ya 727 00:50:02,660 --> 00:50:05,540 - I'm gonna get ya, get ya get ya, get ya - Let me go! 728 00:50:05,580 --> 00:50:08,920 One way or another I'm gonna get ya 729 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,010 I'm gonna get ya, get ya get ya, get ya 730 00:50:11,130 --> 00:50:14,680 One way or another I'm gonna see ya 731 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,800 I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya meet ya, meet ya, one day 732 00:50:17,850 --> 00:50:21,480 Maybe next week I'm gonna meet ya 733 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,390 I'll meet ya, I'll meet ya 734 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,770 I will 735 00:50:25,850 --> 00:50:29,690 Drive past your house 736 00:50:29,780 --> 00:50:34,660 And if the lights are all out 737 00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:38,160 I'll see who's around