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America first fell in love with
Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison...

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...in the box-office smash
Autumn with Greg and Peg.

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They had the most celebrated marriage
in Hollywood.

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Who could forget
how they hit one out of the park...

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...in Requiem for an Outfielder?

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You can't die, Mike. You can't.

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Because I love you.

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Justice never tasted so sweet...

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...as in The Bench.

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I didn't do it. I'm innocent.
Why won't anyone believe me?

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-I object, Your Honour!
-You're out of order!

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No, you are out of order!

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I object to the way
my client has been treated.

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I object that I've let
my professional judgment...

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...become clouded by my feelings
for my client.

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I object to the way the room seems to spin
when she walks into it.

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I object, Your Honour,
because I love this woman.

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Their love opened our eyes...

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...in Sasha and the Optometrist.

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Read from the top line, Sasha.

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"I...

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"...L-O-V-E...

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"...Y-O...."

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Oh.

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You.

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Dr. Martin!

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Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison:

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America's Sweethearts.

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God, they were great. Made my job cake.

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I did the press for all their movies, all nine.
Six did over $100 million.

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They were on top of the world.

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Then she blew it
by taking up with that Spaniard.

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-Did you cut this yourself?
-No, Chad in marketing--

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Always take credit.
That is survival rule number one.

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Okay, I did it on my Mac.

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Rule number two: Don't take credit
until someone actually says they like it.

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It's not bad.

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I hope this isn't too awkward for you.

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-I'll never fill your shoes.
-I know.

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Kingman's in the screening room and he
wants you to look at something right now.

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Please remind Mr. Kingman
that he fired me last week.

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Then invite him, at his earliest
convenience, to kiss my undercarriage.

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I think you'll want to see this.

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-Hello, Dave.
-Lee.

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-Thank you for coming.
-Why am I here?

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I'm just confused. You did fire me
last week, so why am I here?

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I want you to see the new Weidmann film.

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-Really?
-Yes.

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Eddie and Gwen's last movie.
You're the expert.

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Have you seen it? All of it? How is it?

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Roll that, please.

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I want you to be the first to see
what only I have seen. As a friend.

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Something wrong?

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-Did the film break?
-No.

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The film is fine.
I think it's fine, wherever it is.

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I spent $86 million...

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...of the studio's money...

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...on 20 seconds...

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...of titles.

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That's all they sent. The titles!

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And a note.

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"Dave, we could also do these in blue."

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-We had to make a Hal Weidmann picture!
-He's won three Oscars. He's a genius.

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There's only been one genius
in this business: Senor Wences!

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A little lipstick, some hair and his hand!
He had an career for 85 years!

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Do you remember?

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"S'all right! S'all right!"
Don't talk to me about genius.

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-Remember the crazy guy in the woods?
-Ted Kaczynski.

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-Who? The guy at Fox?
-The Unabomber.

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The Unabomber.
Remember he lived in that little cabin?

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So?

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Hal Weidmann bought that cabin
from the government...

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...and had it moved onto his property.

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That is where he edits his movies.

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That is his little, twisted...

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...sicko office.

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It's him. On the phone.

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-Who?
-Hal.

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I'm going to kill him!
That sick, son-of-a-bitch bastard.

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Put him on the speaker.

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Hi, Hal.

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How are you, darling?

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I've been thinking about you.
I wanted to send you a basket.

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How's the movie?

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-It's finding its way.
-Could it find its way here?

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We have a few little things to do with it,
like finish it.

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It's finished, Dave.

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Great. How is it?

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My mother thinks
it's the best thing I've ever done.

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-Can I speak with her?
-No, Dave.

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-Can we send someone to pick it up?
-No, Dave.

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You haven't said anything about the titles.

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I love them. I have no notes.

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When's the press junket?

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Weekend of the 21st. Why?

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I want the press to be first to see it.

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I'll bring it to the junket.
We'll all experience it together.

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Hal, no. I'm the head of the studio.
I don't experience things with the press.

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I'm hanging up now.

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Wait! Give me that. Hello?

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No, no.

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God...

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...damn it!

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He won't let us see it before the press!

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-At the junket?
-Yes, at the junket!

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-No, no.
-Lee.

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You've got to do this junket.

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You want me to set up a junket,
and you're not sure if you have the film.

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-Yes.
-No!

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Lee!

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Don't make me beg.

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-You already are.
-Lee, please.

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Please, come on. Lee?

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-Danny can handle it.
-No, Lee.

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Danny cannot handle it.
It's his first junket.

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I need the master. When working
with the press, you're a legend.

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I prefer to remain a living legend.

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If you won't do it for me,
do it for my father.

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You worked together a long time.
You had a real bond.

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Your father was a psychotic.

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-You spoke at his funeral.
-I loved him. You, I can't stand.

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Do this for me. Please.

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The studio will go under.
I haven't had a hit in almost two years!

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I have the last Eddie and Gwen movie ever
and I can't get my hands on it!

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Tell me what you want.
I'll tell you what I want.

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I want only one thing.

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If people think Eddie and Gwen
are back together, they'll see the movie.

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-Make that happen.
-That'll be easy.

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Just make it look like it could happen.

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She has a restraining order against him,
and he flipped out.

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He's living in some nut hut
in the mountains.

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I don't care! I need Eddie and Gwen
back together again, smiling and happy!

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-We can sell the shit out of it.
-And the Spaniard?

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Unless I get a script called
I Stupid Castro, I don't know.

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So, what do you want?

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I want the golf cart.

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-No, it was a gift from Arnold.
-I'm kidding.

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-I can have anything?
-Yeah. Within reason.

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I want my job back.

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-Don't do this to me--
-Have a great junket. Tell me how it went.

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All right. Yes.

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If you get Eddie and Gwen back together,
you can have your job back.

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-Where are we booked?
-Four Seasons, Beverly Hills.

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Cancel. We need to get these people
in the middle of nowhere.

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Once they know there's no movie,
they can't escape.

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We need a hotel like the one
in The Shining. Isolated.

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The new Hyatt in Nevada?
It's in the desert, and it's just opening.

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Book it. We have to keep
the press entertained and on the go.

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The best junkets are when the press thinks
it's not about the movie, but them.

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Program the shit out of them:
Cocktail parties, hayrides, circle jerks.

151
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Keep them from remembering they
haven't seen the movie they're to review.

152
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What about gifts?

153
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The movie's about a cop
who travels through time, so I did a gun.

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-You're giving press members a gun?
-It's not real.

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We'll do a really nice bag.
Call the bag man.

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Diamond earrings for the ladies,
money clips for the men.

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Chocolate truffles, the best perfume.

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I don't want this to be awkward for you...

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...but I've got some work to do.

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-How will you get Eddie and Gwen there?
-Don't worry. I know somebody.

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I love you. I'd do anything for you.
You're just asking an awful lot.

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A junket with Eddie
isn't high on Gwen's list of priorities.

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No lilies. Take them out.

164
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Yes. I understand.

165
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Yes. Excuse me, hold on.
Could you please put that out?

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-This is perfect for Gwen.
-I can't accept unsolicited material.

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Just warning you it'll be a bit of a fight.
I'll do what I can.

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God help us.

169
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Commercial break. When we come back,
you know the scenario.

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I've been here before.

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When the tape rolls,
look right at that camera.

172
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Talk right to the caller.

173
00:10:08,929 --> 00:10:11,397
-Right down the tube.
-Okay, five seconds.

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Let's go to phone calls on Larry King Live.

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White Plains, you're on the air
with Gwen Harrison.

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Hi, Larry.

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00:10:20,089 --> 00:10:23,923
Gwen, hi. I used to be a big fan...

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...but I'm sorry, I can't get over what
happened with you and Eddie. I'm sick.

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00:10:28,489 --> 00:10:30,764
I can't sleep at night. How can you?

180
00:10:30,849 --> 00:10:32,168
Well....

181
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You sleep next to a very handsome
young Spanish gentleman, don't you?

182
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Let's go to our next call.
Rock Island, Illinois. Hello.

183
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Hi. Gwen, I saw your latest movie.

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Thank you.

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I couldn't sit through it.
Without Eddie, it's not the same.

186
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This has to be hard to hear. Your last
two movies, ones without Eddie...

187
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...crashed and burned at the box office.

188
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They were very big in Europe
and huge in Japan, actually.

189
00:11:00,609 --> 00:11:03,601
It's got to be tough.
Two unsuccessful movies in a row.

190
00:11:03,689 --> 00:11:06,328
Lots of intrigue, lots of whispers,
lots of talk.

191
00:11:06,409 --> 00:11:08,877
What happens if this one tanks?

192
00:11:10,089 --> 00:11:13,843
I hate Larry King.
Why did I do his stupid show?

193
00:11:13,929 --> 00:11:16,079
-Just breathe.
-I don't want to breathe.

194
00:11:16,169 --> 00:11:18,524
"Your last two movies
crashed and burned."

195
00:11:18,609 --> 00:11:22,648
I wanted to choke him to death
with those stupid suspenders.

196
00:11:23,289 --> 00:11:25,280
-Everyone hates me.
-No one hates you.

197
00:11:25,369 --> 00:11:29,203
The lighting was great.
You looked great. Everybody said so.

198
00:11:29,449 --> 00:11:31,644
-Who?
-You looked great.

199
00:11:31,849 --> 00:11:34,283
Thanks. As if she really knows.

200
00:11:34,489 --> 00:11:37,208
Have a sip of water.
It'll make you feel better.

201
00:11:37,369 --> 00:11:40,759
Is this the one with the electrolytes?
I only like that water.

202
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:45,402
-Larry said you were amazing.
-Thank you.

203
00:11:45,609 --> 00:11:47,281
I love Larry.

204
00:11:47,449 --> 00:11:49,838
Let's love him down to the dressing room.

205

00:11:56,089 --> 00:11:57,727
-Black or white?
-White.

206
00:11:58,409 --> 00:12:01,879
And those glasses.
Who wears frames that big anymore?

207
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,886
He looks like a bug.

208
00:12:05,329 --> 00:12:07,399
I just want this week to be over.

209
00:12:07,849 --> 00:12:11,842
Why can't the world accept the fact
I don't want to be with Eddie anymore?

210
00:12:11,929 --> 00:12:14,682
I just want to scream at people,
"Get a life!"

211
00:12:16,089 --> 00:12:19,161
-I want this week to be over. Is it?
-Almost. Push.

212
00:12:22,329 --> 00:12:23,478
I'm sorry.

213
00:12:25,609 --> 00:12:28,248
I smell smoke. Is somebody smoking?

214
00:12:29,609 --> 00:12:31,918
-I don't know.
-It's probably Larry.

215
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:35,923
-How many heart attacks has he had?
-Six? Maybe seven?

216
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,206
Can we just go?
I don't want to be here anymore.

217
00:12:40,329 --> 00:12:42,320
-Those are beautiful.
-Okay.

218
00:12:42,569 --> 00:12:44,639
I got a call from Lee today.

219
00:12:44,849 --> 00:12:47,522
-Who's Lee?
-The studio's publicist. You remember.

220
00:12:47,609 --> 00:12:49,327
-I do?
-Remember Letterman?

221
00:12:49,449 --> 00:12:52,919
You got upset when they bumped your
show off the air due to the Gulf War.

222
00:12:53,009 --> 00:12:55,364
He was there.
He got you that English toffee.

223
00:12:55,449 --> 00:12:57,679
I remember the toffee. Great toffee.

224
00:12:57,849 --> 00:13:02,639
We'll get you some when you meet
with him to talk about the junket.

225
00:13:02,889 --> 00:13:07,121
-Oh, God. Do I have to?
-Meet with him? Yes, you have to.

226
00:13:07,289 --> 00:13:11,202
It's not fair. All this pressure on me
and none whatsoever on Eddie.

227
00:13:11,409 --> 00:13:13,001
He's probably having the time of his life.

228
00:13:14,049 --> 00:13:17,041
This letter is a very important part
of the healing process.

229
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:20,439
Writing to your mother,
you have the opportunity to thank her...

230
00:13:20,529 --> 00:13:24,363
...or forgive her or ask her why she did
the things she did.

231
00:13:24,809 --> 00:13:26,162
Don't mail the letter.

232
00:13:26,249 --> 00:13:29,047
The simple act of putting it on paper
frees you...

233
00:13:29,289 --> 00:13:31,007
...allows you to let go.

234
00:13:31,209 --> 00:13:34,007
Now, what did you say to your mother?

235
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,128
"Dear Mom:

236
00:13:38,329 --> 00:13:39,523
"Fuck you."

237
00:13:39,729 --> 00:13:43,119
Okay. We'll try the letter some other time.

238
00:13:44,369 --> 00:13:46,678
Are you comfortable
speaking about Gwen?

239
00:13:47,489 --> 00:13:49,684
-Do you think I should?
-There is no "should."

240
00:13:49,769 --> 00:13:52,158
-Do you think I can?
-What is "can"?

241
00:13:53,929 --> 00:13:55,044
All right.

242
00:13:59,049 --> 00:14:00,528
There was this place in Chinatown.

243
00:14:02,449 --> 00:14:03,928
Tiny little place.

244
00:14:05,129 --> 00:14:07,245
We'd go there and they wouldn't bother us.

245
00:14:07,449 --> 00:14:11,601
We'd order wonton soup and crumpled
duck and sit there for hours, talking.

246
00:14:12,609 --> 00:14:14,042
She took him there.

247
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,359
She took him to our crumpled duck.

248
00:14:23,649 --> 00:14:27,767
I followed them and I saw him
pouring the soup and smiling....

249
00:14:42,769 --> 00:14:44,725
It was a total accident.

250
00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:50,043
Next thing, she told the press I tried to kill
her. That's crazy. She loves to overreact.

251
00:14:54,609 --> 00:14:56,281
We have a saying, Edward.

252
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,521
"Mecka lecka halava beem sala beem."

253
00:14:59,729 --> 00:15:01,526
What is that? Bean salad?

254
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:05,448
What does that mean?

255
00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:08,683
I don't know what it means. It's very old.

256
00:15:14,169 --> 00:15:16,808
I feel like I'm making progress.
I feel more secure.

257
00:15:16,889 --> 00:15:19,005
A lot more secure.
Do I seem more secure?

258
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:23,564
You look great. Whatever the doctors
are doing, it's working.

259
00:15:23,769 --> 00:15:26,203
You got colour in your face. I'm in love.

260
00:15:26,409 --> 00:15:29,048
They say two weeks here
changes your entire life.

261
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,597
-When are two weeks up?
-Six and a half months ago.

262
00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:33,759
I feel I'm getting close to something.

263
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,079
I can see that.

264
00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:39,046
Did you watch Larry King last night?

265
00:15:39,129 --> 00:15:41,689
I was in the isolation tank. No TV in there.

266
00:15:41,849 --> 00:15:45,000
The reason I bring it up is Gwen was on.

267
00:15:47,329 --> 00:15:48,842
She took kind of a beating.

268
00:15:48,929 --> 00:15:50,521
She did, did she?

269
00:15:51,289 --> 00:15:54,008
You, young lady,
are nobody without Eddie!

270
00:15:54,209 --> 00:15:55,927
Nobody likes you!

271
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:59,439
Never, never go anywhere without Eddie.
You're nothing.

272
00:15:59,649 --> 00:16:01,048
You're nothing!

273
00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:03,404
Get her out of here. Now! Nothing!

274
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,003
I'm so sorry, Larry.

275
00:16:06,569 --> 00:16:08,639
I guess she got what she deserved.

276
00:16:10,009 --> 00:16:12,045
Why are you here? This isn't you.

277
00:16:12,249 --> 00:16:14,888
Kiss Gandhi goodbye
and get ready for the junket.

278
00:16:14,969 --> 00:16:17,278
I won't go! I'm not ready.

279
00:16:17,489 --> 00:16:19,525
The studio and the movie need you.

280
00:16:19,609 --> 00:16:22,806
I don't care about the studio or the movie.
How is it? Is it good?

281
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:26,405
I've only seen a bit in the beginning.
It's fantastic.

282
00:16:26,609 --> 00:16:28,998
Hold it up to your ear,
you'll scream "Oscar."

283
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,886
-I'm telling you.
-No, I'm not going.

284
00:16:30,969 --> 00:16:32,322
Gwen will be there.

285
00:16:33,089 --> 00:16:34,568
You want to see her?

286
00:16:34,649 --> 00:16:37,527
-No. It's too soon.
-It's a year and a half.

287
00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:41,517
Confront her. Get it over with.
She fell in love with another guy.

288
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,324
It happens.

289
00:16:43,409 --> 00:16:47,448
Never to me, but if it did, I wouldn't
spend my life hiding like some pussy!

290
00:16:47,649 --> 00:16:50,527
I'm not a pussy.
I'm in the middle of my treatment.

291
00:16:50,769 --> 00:16:54,318
This is serious stuff.
My wellness guide won't let me just go.

292
00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:57,122
-You can go.
-Are you sure?

293
00:16:57,209 --> 00:17:01,282
You said I was the flower that fell into the
stream, but a branch is blocking my way.

294
00:17:01,369 --> 00:17:02,245
Do you take that back?

295
00:17:02,329 --> 00:17:05,685
You read too much into what I say.
Listen to your own heart.

296
00:17:05,969 --> 00:17:09,928
-I'm the flower. I don't want to go.
-You're a funny man. We'll miss you.

297
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:13,041
-Don't forget to be grateful.
-I'm grateful.

298
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:16,719
I'm grateful for the sun,
for the stars in the sky.

299
00:17:16,929 --> 00:17:19,318
I'd be grateful if we could get going.

300
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,888
-Why don't you wait in the car?
-Okay.

301
00:17:26,609 --> 00:17:27,928
I am the flower.

302
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,607
I'm the flower.

303
00:17:31,809 --> 00:17:34,448
-He kills me with his humour.
-Does he?

304
00:17:35,769 --> 00:17:38,727
Listen, chief, I want to thank you
for all your help.

305
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,164
-You'll get the car within 10 days.
-Convertible.

306
00:17:41,249 --> 00:17:44,685
Convertible, leather interior, fully loaded.
You'll enjoy it.

307
00:17:45,489 --> 00:17:47,559
He'll get through this okay, right?

308
00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:51,762
Life is a cookie.

309
00:17:54,369 --> 00:17:56,087
I'll take that as a "yes."

310
00:17:56,489 --> 00:17:58,366
Okay. All right.

311
00:17:58,609 --> 00:17:59,837
Come on, Eddie!

312
00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:02,848
All right, buddy.

313
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,479
Ready to go? Here we go.

314
00:18:08,769 --> 00:18:11,761
-Does Gwen know I'm going to the junket?
-It was her idea.

315
00:18:11,969 --> 00:18:13,960
Absolutely. She's really excited.

316
00:18:15,049 --> 00:18:18,598
Not in a million years.
If that demented pig is there, no way.

317
00:18:18,969 --> 00:18:22,484
-Eddie was just temporarily insane.
-Don't stick up for him.

318
00:18:22,849 --> 00:18:24,680
-Kiki, look at you.
-Hi, Lee.

319
00:18:25,449 --> 00:18:27,167
-How are you?
-Good.

320
00:18:27,249 --> 00:18:28,967
-You look fabulous.
-Thank you.

321
00:18:29,049 --> 00:18:31,119
What did you do? Is it your hair?

322
00:18:31,289 --> 00:18:33,245
It's my hair, and a little sun.

323
00:18:33,729 --> 00:18:35,287
She lost 60 pounds.

324
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,440
And I lost a little weight.

325
00:18:39,649 --> 00:18:42,527
I see that. You look terrific.

326
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,042
Sixty pounds.

327
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:47,078
-That's a Backstreet Boy.
-Right.

328
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,966
Are you here to talk to me?

329
00:18:49,249 --> 00:18:52,321
Of course. I'm sorry. He's not demented.

330
00:18:52,529 --> 00:18:55,441
It was a one-time incident,
a forgive-and-forget thing.

331
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:59,528
He tried to kill me.
Am I the only person who remembers that?

332
00:18:59,729 --> 00:19:02,801
Attempted murder
doesn't get people's attention anymore?

333
00:19:05,369 --> 00:19:08,839
He was just so in love with you
that he flipped out.

334
00:19:09,089 --> 00:19:11,808
You know you have this powerful effect
on people.

335
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:14,562
That's true.
Are you sticking up for him again?

336
00:19:15,969 --> 00:19:17,721
-Whose side am I on?
-Mine.

337
00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:22,289
Your dog just swallowed
your window washer.

338
00:19:22,489 --> 00:19:23,478
Puppy.

339
00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:26,722
Your puppy, it's a raptor.

340
00:19:27,129 --> 00:19:28,960
Time for Prozac. Excuse me.

341
00:19:29,089 --> 00:19:31,205
-She's on Prozac?
-If only. The dog.

342
00:19:31,289 --> 00:19:34,167
Oh, the dog. That's not a bad thing.

343
00:19:34,249 --> 00:19:34,999
-Hey, baby.
-Hi, honey.

344
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,279
Here comes your sweaty big man.

345
00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:40,759
-You're sweaty.
-Who is this?

346
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:43,966
Hi, I'm Lee Phillips,
press agent for Time Over Time.

347
00:19:44,129 --> 00:19:48,042
-I'm not here to sweep her off her feet.
-No, no. You're too old.

348
00:19:49,369 --> 00:19:51,007
Hector, honey.

349
00:19:51,409 --> 00:19:52,842
Be good.

350
00:19:53,049 --> 00:19:54,687
I'm sorry. He's Spanish.

351
00:19:55,049 --> 00:19:57,324
No problem. I was Spanish once myself.

352
00:19:57,409 --> 00:19:59,127
Oh, I need kisses.

353
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,237
Oh, honey.

354
00:20:06,209 --> 00:20:07,847
Oh, there you go.

355
00:20:08,129 --> 00:20:09,528
Oh, yes.

356
00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:14,199
For why is he here now?

357
00:20:14,409 --> 00:20:17,003
He wants me to go to the junket
for the movie.

358
00:20:17,929 --> 00:20:19,806
We could do that. When is it?

359
00:20:19,889 --> 00:20:23,006
Actually, we won't take up
any of your valuable time.

360
00:20:23,209 --> 00:20:26,406
-I'm not invited?
-I'm sorry, it's the studio's decision.

361
00:20:26,609 --> 00:20:29,919
What do I care what the studio thinks?
I don't give a shit.

362
00:20:30,449 --> 00:20:33,486
I go where Gwen goes.
I'm with Gwen now. We're a couple.

363
00:20:33,569 --> 00:20:35,878
We'll go to the junket together. Okay?

364
00:20:37,009 --> 00:20:38,488
Studio.

365
00:20:39,409 --> 00:20:41,240
You're so beautiful.

366
00:20:41,649 --> 00:20:43,048
I love you so much.

367
00:20:43,249 --> 00:20:46,639
I want to marry you and make something
with both of our skins.

368
00:20:46,769 --> 00:20:49,329
We're not going. Eddie will be there.

369
00:20:49,529 --> 00:20:51,247
We won't go because of him?

370
00:20:51,729 --> 00:20:53,685
Listen. We're going to go...

371
00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:55,600
...and I'll personally protect you...

372
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:59,967
...in case that psychotic asshole bastard
tries to kill you again.

373
00:21:00,129 --> 00:21:03,883
-We're not going.
-Don't argue with me. We're going.

374
00:21:04,089 --> 00:21:08,048
Everybody wants me to go to this stupid
junket, but nobody cares what I want!

375
00:21:08,129 --> 00:21:10,199
-That's not true.
-Nobody cares!

376
00:21:10,449 --> 00:21:13,725
Don't you know the stress I'm under?
Everybody hates me.

377
00:21:13,889 --> 00:21:17,165
Everyone wants a piece of me.
My therapist's out of the country.

378
00:21:17,249 --> 00:21:19,968
I wasn't nominated
for a Golden Globe this year!

379
00:21:20,209 --> 00:21:22,200
Leave me alone.

380
00:21:23,889 --> 00:21:24,924
Bastards.

381
00:21:26,329 --> 00:21:28,240
Are you pleased with yourself?

382
00:21:28,729 --> 00:21:32,927
I can't even enjoy my shower now,
Mr. Publicist piece of shit.

383
00:21:33,649 --> 00:21:35,719
Gwen is totally nuts.

384
00:21:38,009 --> 00:21:39,567
Cleared the room. Well done.

385
00:21:39,649 --> 00:21:43,437
Talk to your sister. You're the only one
she'll pretend to listen to.

386
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,123
Where is she?

387
00:21:46,209 --> 00:21:47,437
Grazing.

388
00:22:03,609 --> 00:22:04,405
Hi.

389
00:22:07,649 --> 00:22:09,287
Nazi bastard.

390
00:22:09,649 --> 00:22:10,604
Just kidding.

391
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,000
You need to go to this junket.

392
00:22:23,329 --> 00:22:24,887
-Why not?
-I'm afraid.

393
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,004
Of?

394
00:22:26,089 --> 00:22:29,399
That I'll see Eddie
and he'll be this pathetic mess.

395
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:33,603
I'll feel guilty. I'm tired of feeling guilty,
I really am.

396
00:22:34,049 --> 00:22:35,004
I know.

397
00:22:36,249 --> 00:22:39,321
I'm always thinking about other people.

398
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:40,877
I know you are.

399
00:22:41,009 --> 00:22:44,684
It's awful being the person
who cares about other people's feelings.

400
00:22:44,889 --> 00:22:49,041
If they see Eddie down and depressed,
they'll pity him and blame me.

401
00:22:49,929 --> 00:22:52,045
What you're really worried about is you.

402
00:22:52,129 --> 00:22:55,280
Of course. Does everyone hate me, Kiki?

403
00:22:57,929 --> 00:22:59,567
No one hates you.

404
00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:00,918
Yes, they do.

405
00:23:01,009 --> 00:23:04,365
I was in a store the other day.
You know that great store on Melrose?

406
00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:08,727
There was a baby in a stroller
looking up at me and he was judging me.

407
00:23:09,129 --> 00:23:12,280
The whole world is judging me
for what I did to Eddie.

408
00:23:14,569 --> 00:23:17,641
Look, I'll admit...

409
00:23:17,849 --> 00:23:21,444
...the Miss Adorable image
has been called into question recently.

410
00:23:21,649 --> 00:23:23,958
That's one more reason to go to the junket.

411
00:23:24,049 --> 00:23:27,883
Smile nice with Eddie for the weekend,
win back some audience goodwill.

412
00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,360
-You think it would help?
-Yes.

413
00:23:31,289 --> 00:23:34,281
I could give Eddie the divorce papers.
That's a plus.

414
00:23:35,409 --> 00:23:37,047
Sure you're ready to do that?

415
00:23:37,129 --> 00:23:40,758
I'm sure. Why are you
still questioning me about this?

416
00:23:40,969 --> 00:23:42,368
Because it's Eddie.

417
00:23:42,449 --> 00:23:47,045
He'd sing Yellow Submarine at the top
of his lungs just to make you laugh.

418
00:23:47,249 --> 00:23:50,321
Eddie, who'd save the mango
in his fruit salad for you.

419
00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:53,601
Exactly. Eddie.
You're just a romantic, Kiki.

420
00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:55,959
You know nothing about married life.

421
00:23:57,929 --> 00:23:59,521
You got me there.

422
00:24:05,849 --> 00:24:07,965
I won't be able to get through this
on my own.

423
00:24:09,289 --> 00:24:10,358
Can you help me?

424
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,007
I'll help you.

425
00:24:19,289 --> 00:24:20,768
These are new pants.

426
00:24:22,049 --> 00:24:23,801
Good dog. Get the paper.

427
00:24:24,009 --> 00:24:25,078
Come on.

428
00:24:25,809 --> 00:24:27,162
Come on. Please.

429
00:24:27,489 --> 00:24:28,444
Come on.

430
00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:32,519
-Help.
-Don't let me interrupt.

431
00:24:32,729 --> 00:24:34,048
What happened?

432
00:24:34,289 --> 00:24:38,043
I'm going to go pack her things
because we're going to a junket.

433
00:24:38,289 --> 00:24:41,486
Really? Great! You're a great sister.

434
00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,247
I'm a great assistant.

435
00:24:44,849 --> 00:24:46,202
To the left.

436
00:25:45,649 --> 00:25:47,526
These are herbal medications.

437
00:25:48,009 --> 00:25:51,638
You probably read in People,
I was on Zoloft, but this is holistic.

438
00:25:51,729 --> 00:25:54,607
-Sure got a lot of them.
-Just watch the road, please.

439
00:25:54,689 --> 00:25:57,999
Bobby? He wants you to pull over.

440
00:25:58,329 --> 00:25:59,967
This is Kishtonga root.

441
00:26:00,929 --> 00:26:03,568
-Why are we stopping?
-I'm doing what I'm told.

442
00:26:06,529 --> 00:26:07,723
So, how you doing?

443
00:26:07,809 --> 00:26:10,482
-Fine. What have you heard?
-I got to hand it to you.

444
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:14,164
If my lady left me for another guy,
I'd have a gun down my throat.

445
00:26:14,369 --> 00:26:15,768
I'd get drunk off my ass.

446
00:26:15,849 --> 00:26:18,966
I'd lay on the tracks and wait for a train
to finish me off.

447
00:26:19,049 --> 00:26:21,199
Could we please not talk about that?

448
00:26:22,729 --> 00:26:24,162
You know something?

449
00:26:24,609 --> 00:26:26,361
People say I look like you.

450
00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:30,006
It's not that I look like you.
But it's like I project you.

451
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:33,240
Like I project the essence of you,
like a you-ness.

452
00:26:33,449 --> 00:26:36,247
-Can you put that partition up?
-Yes, sir, Mr. Thomas.

453
00:26:41,049 --> 00:26:42,846
How you doing, pal? How's it going?

454
00:26:43,009 --> 00:26:46,285
Great. I was just getting a little pep talk
from my driver.

455
00:26:46,369 --> 00:26:50,920
I'm orchestrating the hotel arrival.
Should you pull up first, or Gwen first?

456
00:26:51,129 --> 00:26:55,964
-Where did you come from, man?
-Here. I'm riding with Gwen.

457
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:58,562
Gwen's back there?

458
00:26:58,849 --> 00:27:01,568
Yes. So do you want
to arrive first or second?

459
00:27:03,049 --> 00:27:05,358
-Second.
-Be right back.

460
00:27:12,729 --> 00:27:13,957
He wants to go second.

461
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,279
-Let him go second.
-He can go second.

462
00:27:16,489 --> 00:27:17,399
Great.

463
00:27:17,489 --> 00:27:19,366
-Wait. He should go first.
-Why?

464
00:27:19,449 --> 00:27:23,408
I don't want to look like his opening act.
I want to go second.

465
00:27:23,769 --> 00:27:25,168
She wants to go second.

466
00:27:25,249 --> 00:27:26,568
Second it is.

467
00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:35,204
-She wants to go second.
-Fine. Let her. I don't care.

468
00:27:35,689 --> 00:27:39,079
Let her come behind me.
She'll see the knife she stuck in my back.

469
00:27:39,169 --> 00:27:40,284
Thank you.

470
00:27:42,969 --> 00:27:44,448
Second? We're all set.

471
00:27:44,529 --> 00:27:46,087
-Great.
-Who cares?

472
00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:49,918
-She doesn't care.
-Yes, I do. I'm going first.

473
00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:59,798
I don't care! Why is this an issue?

474
00:28:00,009 --> 00:28:03,001
-I'm just trying--
-I don't care! Let's just go to the hotel!

475
00:28:03,089 --> 00:28:04,647
-You're second.
-I don't care!

476
00:28:04,729 --> 00:28:07,004
-I don't care!
-All right.

477
00:28:07,089 --> 00:28:09,159
-I don't care!
-You're going second.

478
00:28:10,609 --> 00:28:12,327
You're going second.

479
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,719
-I don't care.
-Okay, thank you.

480
00:28:19,169 --> 00:28:20,318
That was easy.

481
00:28:21,769 --> 00:28:25,079
-I don't know why we have to go second.
-Just drive the car!

482
00:28:34,609 --> 00:28:38,204
I'm grateful for the sun.
I'm grateful for the moon.

483
00:28:38,449 --> 00:28:40,519
I'm grateful for the cool...

484
00:28:41,249 --> 00:28:42,807
...cool night breeze.

485
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:56,007
This is a happy night
for Eddie and Gwen fans.

486
00:28:56,209 --> 00:28:59,804
A year ago, America's Sweethearts
went bust in dramatic fashion.

487
00:29:00,929 --> 00:29:04,922
Here they come now. Hi, Gwen.
You look wonderful tonight.

488
00:29:05,089 --> 00:29:06,442
Can I get a shot?

489
00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:08,444
That's it.

490
00:29:22,089 --> 00:29:23,602
Who's a better lover?

491
00:29:25,409 --> 00:29:27,001
Okay, right this way.

492
00:29:30,249 --> 00:29:31,887
Okay, Eddie, here we go.

493
00:29:32,049 --> 00:29:33,721
-Eddie, you look great.
-Thank you.

494
00:29:33,809 --> 00:29:35,720
What's it like working with Gwen?

495
00:29:35,809 --> 00:29:37,162
I can't remember.

496
00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:56,127
That was so good. That had to feel good.

497
00:29:56,289 --> 00:30:00,282
It was good we went second. Everybody
loved you. Didn't that feel good?

498
00:30:00,529 --> 00:30:03,999
-What is all this stuff?
-Serenity tea from the Wellness Centre.

499
00:30:04,529 --> 00:30:08,442
I don't know what's in it,
but it gets me really calm, really focused.

500
00:30:12,249 --> 00:30:14,285
I can't do this.

501
00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:17,241
I told you this was a mistake.

502
00:30:17,329 --> 00:30:20,924
She's very close, isn't she?
She's in the next room. I feel her.

503
00:30:21,089 --> 00:30:23,808
No, she's in a cottage
on the back of the property.

504
00:30:23,889 --> 00:30:25,720
I sensed that. She's real close.

505
00:30:25,809 --> 00:30:28,607
She's not. The cottages are way back
on the property.

506
00:30:28,689 --> 00:30:31,487
It's just so shocking.
You're with somebody and...

507
00:30:31,569 --> 00:30:34,800
...you think you'll spend the rest
of your life with that person....

508
00:30:34,889 --> 00:30:36,925
She gets a cottage, I get a shitty suite?

509
00:30:37,009 --> 00:30:38,601
-She has an entourage.
-And me?

510
00:30:38,689 --> 00:30:39,917
You have an entourage?

511
00:30:40,009 --> 00:30:42,318
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic.
I'm my own entourage.

512
00:30:42,409 --> 00:30:43,558
I'll move you.

513
00:30:43,649 --> 00:30:48,279
No, it's not important. I'm grateful.
I'm grateful for this suite.

514
00:30:48,529 --> 00:30:51,680
And the minibar.
The cottages are probably small anyway.

515
00:30:51,849 --> 00:30:53,487
No, actually, they're...

516
00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:54,838
...tiny.

517
00:30:55,009 --> 00:30:56,761
-Small?
-It's ridiculous.

518
00:30:56,969 --> 00:30:59,005
-Good.
-Should I get some room service?

519
00:30:59,089 --> 00:31:03,480
I'll take some herbs, numb out,
have a shower and go to bed by myself.

520
00:31:03,689 --> 00:31:05,839
-You've been fabulous today.
-What did I do?

521
00:31:05,929 --> 00:31:09,808
Showed up. That's enough for me.
Get some rest, I don't want you puffy.

522
00:32:00,449 --> 00:32:02,724
Oh, no.

523
00:32:09,609 --> 00:32:11,042
Jesus.

524
00:32:21,969 --> 00:32:23,800
-Hey, Steve.
-What?

525
00:32:23,969 --> 00:32:26,688
A guy's whacking it
down near cottage number four.

526
00:32:30,369 --> 00:32:32,325
Oh, that's....

527
00:32:32,689 --> 00:32:36,477
That's disgusting.
I do not want to deal with this now.

528
00:32:36,689 --> 00:32:40,284
Every time I get this shift,
there's always some sicko like this.

529
00:32:40,449 --> 00:32:42,883
I can't catch a break around here.

530
00:32:46,529 --> 00:32:49,248
Sir, I'm sure things are different in LA...

531
00:32:49,449 --> 00:32:52,680
...but in Nevada, masturbating in public
is a punishable offence.

532
00:32:52,769 --> 00:32:55,806
-Excuse me. I've been in Las Vegas--
-I was not--

533
00:32:55,969 --> 00:32:58,039
We saw you on our cameras.

534
00:32:58,209 --> 00:33:00,120
I was pulling out the pricker.

535
00:33:00,289 --> 00:33:02,325
Come on, I'm putting out a fire here.

536
00:33:02,409 --> 00:33:05,560
-I fell into a cactus.
-He fell into a cactus.

537
00:33:05,969 --> 00:33:10,281
That's it. Come on. Unless you usually
arrest those who bump into succulents...

538
00:33:10,369 --> 00:33:13,520
...I suggest we go our separate ways
and call it a night.

539
00:33:13,609 --> 00:33:16,169
We still have to fill out a report. We can't--

540
00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:19,406
Listen. I'm not supposed to do this, but....

541
00:33:20,009 --> 00:33:23,638
I have some really beautiful bags
that are exclusive for the press.

542
00:33:23,729 --> 00:33:27,085
Do you have girlfriends, wives?
We have earrings, real diamonds.

543
00:33:27,169 --> 00:33:29,319
Beautiful, very tasty. Very delicate.

544
00:33:29,409 --> 00:33:31,081
I saw the bags.

545
00:33:31,489 --> 00:33:32,524
They're nice.

546
00:33:32,609 --> 00:33:34,600
Very nice. The highest quality.

547
00:33:38,049 --> 00:33:42,088
-I guess we don't have to file a report.
-I didn't do anything, you morons!

548
00:33:43,489 --> 00:33:46,049
Diet pills. Usually he's like a pussycat.

549
00:33:46,849 --> 00:33:48,407
-All right.
-All right?

550
00:33:48,929 --> 00:33:50,760
Thank you, guys. All right.

551
00:33:53,089 --> 00:33:54,841
Fell as, one other thing.

552
00:33:55,049 --> 00:33:57,563
I need the tape from the security camera...

553
00:33:57,729 --> 00:34:00,766
...just in case something gets out, all right?

554
00:34:01,249 --> 00:34:03,638
Danny will go with you to get the tape.

555
00:34:06,849 --> 00:34:09,568
Okay. Thank you, fell as.
Appreciate it a lot.

556
00:34:13,889 --> 00:34:16,767
Rent-a-cops. You got me on the edge.
I could go either way!

557
00:34:16,849 --> 00:34:18,805
What were you doing there?

558
00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:21,244
I just wanted to look at her again.

559
00:34:21,409 --> 00:34:25,561
I saw her standing by the pool
and she looked so fantastic.

560
00:34:25,729 --> 00:34:27,162
I just miss her.

561
00:34:27,489 --> 00:34:31,721
Oh, no. Don't give me that look.
I know that look. It means trouble.

562
00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:36,281
Calm down. Let's go to your room,
put you to bed and stay out of trouble.

563
00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:39,725
-I wasn't getting in trouble!
-No, no, no.

564
00:34:39,969 --> 00:34:43,006
-Just whacking off on a cactus.
-I wasn't!

565
00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:45,846
It looks as if Eddie Thomas
may have to change...

566
00:34:45,929 --> 00:34:50,719
...his middle name to "Peeping"
after an incident at the Hyatt Resort.

567
00:34:51,009 --> 00:34:54,126
This tape from hotel security cameras
clearly shows Thomas...

568
00:34:54,209 --> 00:34:58,248
...in the words of one hotel security
guard, "doing himself a big favour"...

569
00:34:58,729 --> 00:35:01,562
...outside the cottage
where his estranged wife is staying.

570
00:35:01,769 --> 00:35:04,283
Oh, my God.

571
00:35:07,009 --> 00:35:08,920
Oh, my God.

572
00:35:13,289 --> 00:35:14,961
Oh, no.

573
00:35:15,169 --> 00:35:17,000
Thomas and company are in town...

574
00:35:17,089 --> 00:35:19,967
...for a press junket
for the new Eddie and Gwen movie.

575
00:35:20,049 --> 00:35:23,325
Sources tell us this latest incident
comes as no surprise...

576
00:35:23,489 --> 00:35:28,517
...given Thomas' delicate mental state
since he split with his wife and co-star.

577
00:35:28,769 --> 00:35:30,441
Know what the movie's about?

578
00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:32,520
No. But by the looks of it...

579
00:35:32,769 --> 00:35:35,806
...we're looking at a remake
of Cool Hand Luke.

580
00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:40,520
It was on the news, Lee! He was outside
my cottage doing something not good!

581
00:35:40,769 --> 00:35:42,999
But, Gwen, everybody does it.

582
00:35:43,169 --> 00:35:46,206
I know everyone does it.
That's not the point.

583
00:35:50,929 --> 00:35:52,601
What is going on?

584

00:35:53,009 --> 00:35:55,045
Is he trying to kill me again?

585
00:35:55,249 --> 00:35:57,809
Given the weapon he had in his hand,
I doubt it.

586
00:35:57,889 --> 00:36:00,449
People don't kill people at a Hyatt.

587
00:36:00,609 --> 00:36:02,839
Other chains, yes, but the Hyatt, no.

588
00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:04,438
Get some rest.

589
00:36:04,529 --> 00:36:07,566
Somebody has to be beautiful tomorrow.
That somebody is you.

590
00:36:08,169 --> 00:36:09,124
I know.

591
00:36:09,569 --> 00:36:10,763
I have to go.

592
00:36:11,329 --> 00:36:12,444
Good night.

593
00:36:14,689 --> 00:36:18,682
Eddie, I am so pissed off! I have the tape!
They must have had a copy!

594
00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:23,004
Bastards. You know,
everybody's got a price, kid.

595
00:36:23,169 --> 00:36:26,127
Hold on. Just a second.
It's room service. Hold on.

596
00:36:35,129 --> 00:36:37,768
Eddie, hi. No, it's just....
Hold on one second.

597
00:36:37,969 --> 00:36:42,360
Put it over there. That is beluga, right?
Yeah, thanks.

598
00:36:42,529 --> 00:36:45,726
Eddie, we're fine. No, it's all local.
Nothing national.

599
00:36:45,889 --> 00:36:48,039
They'll issue a retraction tomorrow.

600
00:36:48,129 --> 00:36:50,689
You're fine. Really, there's no damage.

601
00:36:50,849 --> 00:36:52,919
It's just a little blip.

602
00:36:53,089 --> 00:36:55,478
It's what you said. It's in the past.

603
00:36:55,649 --> 00:37:00,279
The beach grass grows towards the sun
in this universe you're grateful for.

604
00:37:00,769 --> 00:37:02,725
You know? Get some rest.

605
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:07,002
Someone has to look handsome tomorrow,
and that's you. Okay, Mr. Big Time?

606
00:37:07,969 --> 00:37:09,482
See you in the morning.

607
00:37:09,569 --> 00:37:11,878
-You like Eddie, don't you?
-I love him.

608
00:37:12,129 --> 00:37:14,927
-You leaked the tape.
-Survival rule number three:

609
00:37:15,329 --> 00:37:18,685
You're not here to love anybody.
You're here to promote a movie.

610
00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:20,248
That's it. Period.

611
00:37:21,329 --> 00:37:25,607
You get word your mother died.
Hit by a bus or something.

612
00:37:25,809 --> 00:37:28,767
You go downstairs,
you shed a tear and you say:

613
00:37:29,009 --> 00:37:32,206
"It's a shame.
She would've loved this movie."

614
00:37:42,889 --> 00:37:45,767
I have to talk to Eddie.
I'm worried about him.

615
00:37:46,769 --> 00:37:49,158
-You do that.
-You go get him for me.

616
00:37:49,329 --> 00:37:51,889
-Me?
-Yes, I have to talk to him tonight.

617
00:37:52,049 --> 00:37:56,839
Or I'll be up all night and I'll look terrible
in the morning. Really puffy.

618
00:37:58,929 --> 00:38:00,681
I don't think....

619
00:38:02,449 --> 00:38:04,360
-I can't.
-Why not?

620
00:38:05,009 --> 00:38:08,365
Because I'm sleeping.
And because I just....

621
00:38:09,169 --> 00:38:13,447
I feel funny getting in the middle of things
with the two of you.

622
00:38:13,649 --> 00:38:15,401
Can't you handle this yourself?

623
00:38:15,489 --> 00:38:19,118
What are you talking about?
I don't handle anything myself.

624
00:38:19,329 --> 00:38:22,048
-Why are you being so difficult?
-I'm not.

625
00:38:22,249 --> 00:38:26,242
I'm only asking for a teensy-weensy favour.
That's all.

626
00:38:26,449 --> 00:38:29,407
Please, Kiki. Please.

627
00:38:29,609 --> 00:38:33,124
Please, please, please, please, Kiki-Kiki-Ki.

628
00:38:33,329 --> 00:38:35,684
Please, Kiki-Ki.

629
00:38:38,129 --> 00:38:39,528
God.

630
00:38:39,729 --> 00:38:41,128
Okay.

631
00:38:43,089 --> 00:38:45,284
Your pillow's better than mine.

632

00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:46,763
Take it.

633
00:39:15,049 --> 00:39:17,040
-Hi.
-Hi.

634
00:39:17,209 --> 00:39:18,324
How are you?

635
00:39:18,409 --> 00:39:21,924
My marriage is shit and I make
crappy movies. Otherwise, I'm great.

636
00:39:22,009 --> 00:39:23,920
Eddie, I'm sorry.

637
00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:26,165
-Why is she doing this?
-I don't know.

638
00:39:26,249 --> 00:39:29,685
-I like your movies.
-They're shit, come on.

639
00:39:29,849 --> 00:39:31,840
What's going on? Did she say anything?

640
00:39:31,929 --> 00:39:34,921
-What happened?
-I'm shocked. I really am shocked.

641
00:39:35,009 --> 00:39:37,523
-I didn't know anything.
-I know I'm not perfect...

642
00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:39,725
...but I thought we had something.

643
00:39:40,009 --> 00:39:41,681
She wants me to move out.

644
00:39:41,889 --> 00:39:43,038
I know.

645
00:39:43,609 --> 00:39:45,998
He'll sit in my chair,
watch my flat-screen TV...

646
00:39:46,089 --> 00:39:48,557
...walk my dog, sleep in my bed with my....

647
00:39:48,769 --> 00:39:51,488
-It's okay.
-I don't know what happened.

648
00:39:52,569 --> 00:39:54,002
Well, it's not you.

649
00:39:55,289 --> 00:39:58,679
You're a great guy,
and if she can't see that, she's blind.

650
00:39:59,609 --> 00:40:02,123
-You are wonderful.
-I don't feel wonderful.

651
00:40:02,529 --> 00:40:03,723
It'll be okay.

652
00:40:05,689 --> 00:40:07,202
I don't think so.

653
00:40:09,169 --> 00:40:10,921
But thanks for saying that.

654
00:40:11,929 --> 00:40:14,204
Thanks for coming. You're really sweet.

655
00:40:14,289 --> 00:40:15,404
No, you are.

656
00:40:15,489 --> 00:40:18,561
No, you are. You're a good friend.

657
00:40:24,049 --> 00:40:25,198
You're a rock.

658
00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:46,603
Hi.

659
00:40:48,689 --> 00:40:50,839
-Come here.
-Nice to see you.

660
00:40:51,089 --> 00:40:52,283
You, too.

661
00:40:53,089 --> 00:40:55,603
-You look good.
-Misery agrees with me.

662
00:40:55,809 --> 00:40:57,640
-You look good, too.
-Thank you.

663
00:40:57,729 --> 00:41:01,961
You've been getting healthy.
You been lifting a little weights?

664
00:41:02,169 --> 00:41:05,320
Not lifting weights
so much as losing weight.

665
00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:08,089
-You always looked good to me.
-Thanks.

666
00:41:08,249 --> 00:41:10,558
-You want something to drink?
-I'm fine.

667
00:41:10,689 --> 00:41:11,758
Sit down.

668
00:41:12,489 --> 00:41:15,003
It's been too long.
The last time I saw you--

669
00:41:15,089 --> 00:41:17,842
That night. I feel terrible about that.

670
00:41:19,129 --> 00:41:22,326
That was the low point.
I'd found out about Hector and Gwen.

671
00:41:22,409 --> 00:41:25,685
You came to help me out,
I took advantage of the situation.

672
00:41:25,769 --> 00:41:29,125
Talk about bottoming out. I was drunk.
I think I kissed you.

673
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,365
Did I?

674
00:41:34,329 --> 00:41:36,081
I don't remember.

675
00:41:36,249 --> 00:41:37,728
If I did will you forgive me?

676
00:41:38,009 --> 00:41:40,125
-Sure. Yeah.
-Thanks.

677
00:41:41,369 --> 00:41:42,404
Are you okay?

678
00:41:42,489 --> 00:41:46,721
A couple of hours ago, no,
but something incredible happened tonight.

679
00:41:46,969 --> 00:41:51,918
I was out walking by the cottages, and
it was like Gwen was drawing me to her.

680
00:41:52,289 --> 00:41:53,927
I just look over this wall.

681
00:41:54,009 --> 00:41:58,161
There she was, standing by the pool,
all dressed in white...

682
00:41:58,329 --> 00:42:01,207
...like an angel in the desert.
I thought to myself:

683
00:42:01,369 --> 00:42:04,441
"That's why you're here.
You're supposed to win her back."

684
00:42:04,569 --> 00:42:06,480
No way she'll stay with Hector.

685
00:42:06,569 --> 00:42:10,084
That's the woman I'm supposed to spend
the rest of my life with.

686
00:42:10,649 --> 00:42:14,483
Really? The woman by the pool?

687
00:42:16,569 --> 00:42:17,604
Gwen.

688
00:42:18,769 --> 00:42:21,442
-That's why I'm here.
-What do you mean?

689
00:42:25,529 --> 00:42:28,839
-Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm are rocking out.
-What?

690
00:42:29,009 --> 00:42:30,647
Kiki and Eddie are coming down.

691
00:42:30,729 --> 00:42:33,163
-Why did you say that?
-It's code. It's fun.

692
00:42:33,329 --> 00:42:35,047
I wonder what she wants.

693
00:42:35,209 --> 00:42:38,485
I don't know what she wants.
It'd be good to find out.

694
00:42:38,649 --> 00:42:40,002
I know what I want.

695
00:42:40,089 --> 00:42:43,240
Siegfried and Roy left the building,
heading for the pool.

696
00:42:43,329 --> 00:42:46,082
-Siegfried and Roy are here?
-Not the real Siegfried--

697
00:42:46,169 --> 00:42:48,364
You wanted to play this game, schmuck.

698
00:42:48,449 --> 00:42:51,282
Heads, she never sees me again.
Tails, we get back together.

699
00:42:51,369 --> 00:42:53,439
-You need to flip a coin for that?
-Correct.

700
00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:55,804
Here we go. One, two, three.

701
00:42:56,249 --> 00:42:58,160
-Possum.
-A possible possum.

702
00:42:59,769 --> 00:43:01,202
Wait, not here.

703
00:43:01,369 --> 00:43:05,567
Felix, this is Oscar. The monkey is
in day-care. Repeat, monkey is in day-care.

704
00:43:21,249 --> 00:43:23,160
Your mystery date awaits.

705
00:43:24,289 --> 00:43:25,563
Wish me luck.

706
00:43:49,009 --> 00:43:53,639
Oh, Eddie. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

707
00:43:54,129 --> 00:43:58,486
I know you'll never forgive me,
but please, please take me back.

708
00:44:00,209 --> 00:44:03,042
That a gun in your pocket
or are you just happy to see me?

709
00:44:03,129 --> 00:44:04,608
Actually, it's a gun.

710
00:44:28,089 --> 00:44:30,080
-Hello, Eddie.
-Hi, Gwen.

711
00:44:30,289 --> 00:44:33,008
-I've been so worried about you.
-Have you been?

712
00:44:34,329 --> 00:44:37,765
That's how it goes when your wife
shacks up with somebody else.

713
00:44:38,449 --> 00:44:40,326
I've got a lot of anger to deal with.

714
00:44:40,409 --> 00:44:44,721
I understand. Get that out.
Just shake it out. Throw it away.

715
00:44:44,929 --> 00:44:46,920
That's great advice. Thank you.

716
00:44:47,169 --> 00:44:49,046
I have no right to ask this--

717
00:44:49,169 --> 00:44:51,399
-Ask me what?
-When we did the movie...

718
00:44:51,489 --> 00:44:53,400
...did you fool around with anybody?

719
00:44:53,489 --> 00:44:58,199
You're right. You've got no right
to ask me that. I wasn't fooling around.

720
00:44:58,409 --> 00:45:02,402
-The girl who played your daughter?
-Are you crazy? What's wrong with you?

721
00:45:02,489 --> 00:45:05,287
-You're very hostile.
-I can't imagine why.

722
00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:06,768
This was a big mistake.

723
00:45:06,849 --> 00:45:09,124
-No, it wasn't.
-Yes, it was. Tomorrow...

724
00:45:09,209 --> 00:45:12,201
...let's be professional
and promote this movie...

725
00:45:12,409 --> 00:45:15,287
...because we both need this one
to do well.

726
00:45:15,489 --> 00:45:16,842
I know you do.

727
00:45:18,609 --> 00:45:23,399
And if they ask about the break-up,
we just say that it was a difficult time...

728
00:45:23,609 --> 00:45:26,169
...that we're working through it together.

729
00:45:26,609 --> 00:45:29,203
-And we're still really close, okay?
-Fine.

730
00:45:29,809 --> 00:45:31,401
-Whatever.
-Good.

731
00:45:32,409 --> 00:45:33,603
I have to go.

732
00:45:39,289 --> 00:45:40,608
See you tomorrow.

733
00:45:40,689 --> 00:45:41,917
You're not....

734
00:45:45,049 --> 00:45:48,121
-Here. There you go.
-Thanks.

735
00:46:40,649 --> 00:46:44,608
That's how junkets go.
It's a great opportunity. I can handle it.

736
00:46:45,209 --> 00:46:48,167
Is this a scene from their new movie,
Time Over Time?

737
00:46:48,369 --> 00:46:52,362
No. That's Gwen Harrison and Eddie
Thomas dancing in the moonlight for real.

738
00:46:52,889 --> 00:46:56,086
-Hard to believe....
-What the hell is going on?

739
00:46:56,729 --> 00:46:58,526
...in a passionate embrace.

740
00:46:58,849 --> 00:46:59,964
Goddamn it!

741
00:47:00,049 --> 00:47:02,165
My life is so stressful.

742
00:47:02,369 --> 00:47:04,963
People have no idea
what it's like being me.

743
00:47:05,169 --> 00:47:06,887
-Did we brush my teeth?
-Yes.

744
00:47:06,969 --> 00:47:09,039
See? I can't even remember that.

745
00:47:10,609 --> 00:47:14,045
Good morning, you two.
Come on, smile. Here we go. Smile.

746
00:47:14,249 --> 00:47:17,685
Ladies and gentlemen, Eddie and Gwen,
together again!

747
00:47:20,329 --> 00:47:23,446
There they are! America's Sweethearts!

748
00:47:29,809 --> 00:47:31,765
What is this? Only five minutes?

749
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:34,841
Mention jerking-off and I'll pull your plug,
so to speak.

750
00:47:34,929 --> 00:47:38,888
Five minutes is plenty of time
to talk about a movie I haven't seen.

751
00:47:39,089 --> 00:47:40,841
Yeah, but it's fabulous.

752
00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:45,808
Do you need anything?

753
00:47:46,969 --> 00:47:48,800
-Doesn't she look great?
-Who?

754
00:47:49,009 --> 00:47:51,125
Your sister. She looks incredible.

755
00:47:51,409 --> 00:47:55,687
-Are you trying to make me jealous?
-Is it possible to do that at this point?

756
00:47:55,889 --> 00:47:57,641
Then why care if I try?

757
00:47:57,849 --> 00:47:59,646
Okay, who's happy? Ready to go?

758
00:47:59,729 --> 00:48:01,959
Thanks. Always a pleasure. Here we go.

759
00:48:02,049 --> 00:48:03,687
Byron, it's all yours.

760
00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:08,847
Byron Allen, coming to you
from Entertainment Studios.com.

761
00:48:09,049 --> 00:48:12,564
Strap yourself in,
I'm sitting with America's Sweethearts:

762
00:48:12,729 --> 00:48:14,685
Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison.

763
00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:17,801
Ready for this?
They're not trying to kill each other.

764
00:48:18,169 --> 00:48:21,639
Are you back together?
You look very comfortable with each other.

765
00:48:21,849 --> 00:48:25,000
I want to be honest with you.
Before I came down from the room...

766
00:48:25,089 --> 00:48:27,478
...I took about half a pound of Vicodin.

767
00:48:28,169 --> 00:48:30,319
I'll be comfortable till late March.

768
00:48:35,369 --> 00:48:37,929
You're funny.
How do you live with him, Gwen?

769
00:48:38,169 --> 00:48:39,488
She doesn't.

770
00:48:40,809 --> 00:48:42,640
She lives with someone else.

771
00:48:45,449 --> 00:48:47,917
It must've been exciting
working with Hal Weidmann.

772
00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:50,318
Were you apprehensive when you started?

773
00:48:50,489 --> 00:48:53,367
Oh, no. No, Hal's brilliant.

774
00:48:54,809 --> 00:48:56,481
He's so easy to work with.

775
00:48:56,569 --> 00:48:58,605
He loves actors.

776
00:48:58,809 --> 00:49:00,208
Just loves actors.

777
00:49:00,649 --> 00:49:03,402
You had a nervous breakdown recently,
didn't you?

778
00:49:04,489 --> 00:49:05,478
What?

779
00:49:05,689 --> 00:49:10,126
Will audiences watch you again without
remembering your attack on Ms. Harrison?

780
00:49:11,529 --> 00:49:12,723
That's five minutes.

781
00:49:12,809 --> 00:49:14,128
Thank you, Dave.

782
00:49:15,769 --> 00:49:19,398
It was so great meeting you guys.
I'm a huge fan.

783
00:49:19,929 --> 00:49:20,679
Lunch?

784
00:49:25,889 --> 00:49:27,641
Why does he get a neck rub?

785
00:49:28,169 --> 00:49:30,080
-I want one.
-He's so tense.

786
00:49:30,289 --> 00:49:33,918
Hello? I have a neck, too.
This thing holding up my head.

787
00:49:34,929 --> 00:49:36,157
And we're back.

788
00:49:36,729 --> 00:49:38,924
-Everybody ready?
-Of course.

789
00:49:40,409 --> 00:49:41,478
Of course.

790
00:49:44,849 --> 00:49:48,683
Hello again, Syracuse.
I'm Mort Josephson, your movie maven.

791
00:49:48,889 --> 00:49:52,086
Ann Arbor, I'm Laura Messinger,
Channel Seven's cinemaniac.

792
00:49:52,169 --> 00:49:54,364
-The popcorn's buttered.
-The lights are dimming.

793
00:49:54,449 --> 00:49:56,326
-It's time to join Bob--
-And Ken.

794
00:49:56,409 --> 00:49:58,001
At the Multiplex.

795
00:49:58,409 --> 00:50:02,322
Eddie and I are great friends.
We talk every day.

796
00:50:02,529 --> 00:50:06,317
Eddie and I are better friends
than we've ever been. We talk two...

797
00:50:06,529 --> 00:50:08,008
...three times a day.

798
00:50:08,089 --> 00:50:11,445
We're just cosmically,
like, spiritually bound.

799
00:50:11,609 --> 00:50:13,281
Eddie's really good...

800
00:50:13,489 --> 00:50:15,844
...and he's my pillar of strength.

801
00:50:16,049 --> 00:50:19,519
It's like Sodom and Gomorrah.
I mean, so strong, you know?

802
00:50:19,729 --> 00:50:21,287
And that's five minutes.

803
00:50:21,369 --> 00:50:24,406
In spite of all the emotion
and the hurting...

804
00:50:25,569 --> 00:50:27,878
...we leaned on each other for support.

805
00:50:28,089 --> 00:50:30,444
That's when I realized how strong...

806
00:50:31,249 --> 00:50:33,126
...our friendship really was.

807
00:50:34,049 --> 00:50:36,165
-We were in constant contact.
-That's right.

808
00:50:36,249 --> 00:50:39,082
I mean, not only are we great friends...

809
00:50:39,289 --> 00:50:42,087
...and not only
are we in constant contact....

810
00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:44,598
You should see some of the phone bills.

811
00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:46,358
We've also done....

812
00:50:46,449 --> 00:50:50,488
I don't know, how should I put this?
Hell, I'll just say it.

813
00:50:50,889 --> 00:50:52,845
We've done a couple of three-ways.

814
00:50:52,929 --> 00:50:54,840
This guy she's with now....

815
00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:57,802
I can't say I'm happy about it.
She's my wife.

816
00:50:58,009 --> 00:51:00,648
But after spending time
in the sack with him...

817
00:51:00,769 --> 00:51:02,407
...I see the attraction.

818
00:51:02,969 --> 00:51:04,960
I have to say, for a fairly big guy...

819
00:51:05,049 --> 00:51:07,517
...he's not packing much
south of the border.

820
00:51:07,609 --> 00:51:10,442
And that's five minutes.
Thank you so much.

821
00:51:10,649 --> 00:51:13,447
Say hi to everybody in Salt Lake.
Good to see you.

822
00:51:14,369 --> 00:51:15,085
Next.

823
00:51:15,689 --> 00:51:17,122
-Hi, guys.
-Hi, guys.

824
00:51:17,369 --> 00:51:19,644
-It wasn't very funny.
-It was a joke.

825
00:51:19,849 --> 00:51:21,441
I do that after 400 interviews.

826
00:51:21,529 --> 00:51:24,123
-Hector won't find it very funny.
-Guess what?

827
00:51:24,329 --> 00:51:26,889
I don't give a shit what Hector thinks.

828
00:51:27,689 --> 00:51:29,520
A picture with my baby?

829
00:51:30,089 --> 00:51:31,966
Just smile and shut up.

830
00:51:37,809 --> 00:51:39,765
You have given me 110 percent today.

831
00:51:40,089 --> 00:51:41,363
-Who has? Me?
-You have.

832
00:51:41,449 --> 00:51:42,882
It's been a great day.

833
00:51:42,969 --> 00:51:45,529
-What do you want?
-It has. A small favour.

834
00:51:45,729 --> 00:51:47,367
-45 minutes, an hour.
-No.

835
00:51:47,449 --> 00:51:49,804
-I need you to have dinner with Gwen.
-No.

836
00:51:49,889 --> 00:51:52,403
-It'll be great.
-It won't, because I won't do it.

837
00:51:52,489 --> 00:51:54,161
-You must.
-I'm going to my room.

838
00:51:54,249 --> 00:51:56,968
I'll go into the minibar,
spend time with myself.

839
00:51:57,049 --> 00:51:58,926
We're in deep shit. We have no film.

840
00:51:59,009 --> 00:52:02,479
Hal's holding the film hostage.
We have nothing! Understand?

841
00:52:02,729 --> 00:52:05,004
But I do have you. You and Gwen.

842
00:52:05,089 --> 00:52:08,161
When you two are together,
the press forgets there's no film.

843
00:52:08,249 --> 00:52:11,366
It's roses blooming, flags flying,
butterscotch pudding.

844
00:52:11,529 --> 00:52:13,679
-Are you on something?
-It's a panic high.

845

00:52:13,769 --> 00:52:17,557
Just order an entr�e, chew a little bit,
smile and go.

846
00:52:17,769 --> 00:52:19,919
They have a delightful pork tenderloin.

847
00:52:20,009 --> 00:52:21,647
8.00. Thank you so much!

848
00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:23,083
-It was Gwen's idea.
-Really?

849
00:52:23,169 --> 00:52:23,999
Absolutely.

850
00:52:25,729 --> 00:52:28,527
I can't believe you said
I'd have dinner with him.

851
00:52:28,649 --> 00:52:31,243
I hear they serve
a very nice pork tenderloin.

852
00:52:31,489 --> 00:52:33,957
I'm not going. Here.

853
00:52:34,409 --> 00:52:37,481
I've been with him enough today
for the rest of my life.

854
00:52:38,049 --> 00:52:40,324
I have to give him the divorce papers.

855
00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:42,003
When will you do that?

856
00:52:42,369 --> 00:52:43,882
Just before we leave.

857
00:52:44,449 --> 00:52:47,646
What, will you toss them at him
as your limo pulls away?

858
00:52:47,849 --> 00:52:50,363
You don't understand. It's complicated.

859
00:52:50,889 --> 00:52:54,325
I'm trying to be nice, so it'll be easier
when I give him the papers.

860
00:52:54,409 --> 00:52:56,798
But if I'm nice, he thinks there's hope.

861
00:52:57,129 --> 00:52:59,165
-Is that your foot?
-Sorry.

862
00:53:00,169 --> 00:53:01,807
Pedicure. Hello?

863
00:53:02,049 --> 00:53:05,678
-So when you're nice, he thinks--
-I can't talk about it right now.

864
00:53:06,409 --> 00:53:09,401
It's so hard being someone
people just don't get over.

865
00:53:10,729 --> 00:53:13,926
-Tell him I have a headache.
-I won't lie for you.

866
00:53:14,129 --> 00:53:16,518
-You lie for me all the time.
-Not to him.

867
00:53:17,409 --> 00:53:20,401
This is high school all over again.
Nothing's changed.

868
00:53:20,609 --> 00:53:23,646
When you wanted to break up
with your boyfriends, did you do it?

869
00:53:23,729 --> 00:53:25,003
No, you made me do it.

870
00:53:25,089 --> 00:53:27,205
-I did not.
-Oh, please.

871
00:53:27,409 --> 00:53:29,877
Let's refresh your memory.
Robert Mancuta?

872
00:53:30,689 --> 00:53:33,123
Kyle Hassler? Toby Franks?
Half the lacrosse team?

873
00:53:33,209 --> 00:53:36,246
By the end of the year,
I was the most hated girl in school.

874
00:53:36,329 --> 00:53:37,364
That's not true.

875
00:53:37,449 --> 00:53:42,000
My quote in the yearbook was,
"Hey, we have to talk." I was despised.

876
00:53:42,569 --> 00:53:44,639
Fine. Don't go.

877
00:53:45,369 --> 00:53:49,123
Eddie will sit there like an idiot.
And it'll be all your fault.

878
00:53:51,009 --> 00:53:52,044
Whatever.

879
00:53:57,169 --> 00:53:58,682
-How are you?
-Lee.

880
00:53:59,129 --> 00:54:00,926
-Where's the film?
-What?

881
00:54:01,169 --> 00:54:04,559
The film's in its canister,
waiting to be shown, to go into history.

882
00:54:04,649 --> 00:54:06,207
There is no film, is there?

883
00:54:06,289 --> 00:54:10,441

What have I seen five times that gave me
the best feeling I've ever had in a theatre?

884
00:54:10,529 --> 00:54:13,089
You'll have a great time. See you later.

885
00:54:13,769 --> 00:54:17,000
We're doomed. We're dead.
We're doomed. Thank you.

886
00:54:33,329 --> 00:54:35,559
Look at you. You clean up good.

887
00:54:35,769 --> 00:54:36,724
Thanks.

888
00:54:37,089 --> 00:54:38,124
What's going on?

889
00:54:38,209 --> 00:54:41,884
Gwen isn't feeling well,
so she won't make it to dinner.

890
00:54:44,569 --> 00:54:45,797
She isn't sick.

891
00:54:45,929 --> 00:54:47,157
Not physically.

892
00:54:48,569 --> 00:54:51,129
I just didn't want you to sit here,
wondering.

893
00:54:51,209 --> 00:54:52,801
Thanks. Really.

894
00:54:53,929 --> 00:54:56,523
Want to join me? Come on.
Haven't you read the papers?

895
00:54:56,609 --> 00:55:00,158
I'm unstable. Don't let me alone with me.
Join me. We'll catch up.

896
00:55:00,249 --> 00:55:02,001
-A few minutes.
-Yeah.

897
00:55:04,129 --> 00:55:05,687
We have an understudy.

898
00:55:06,449 --> 00:55:08,804
They never make it easy, do they?

899
00:55:09,489 --> 00:55:11,127
The house phone, please.

900
00:55:14,129 --> 00:55:15,244
Thank you.

901
00:55:16,689 --> 00:55:19,487
Hello, darling.
Holly Golightly's cottage, please?

902
00:55:19,889 --> 00:55:21,481
-Who's that?
-Gwen's code name.

903
00:55:21,569 --> 00:55:23,400
From Breakfast at Tiffany's.

904
00:55:23,689 --> 00:55:24,804
What's that?

905
00:55:25,929 --> 00:55:27,521
It's a movie, a great movie.

906
00:55:27,609 --> 00:55:29,440
-Hepburn?
-Right. Katharine.

907
00:55:32,169 --> 00:55:33,648
Let me tell you something:

908
00:55:33,729 --> 00:55:37,404
Don't tell anybody
you're in the movie business. Thank you.

909
00:55:38,329 --> 00:55:40,320
Hello? Hey, Gwen, it's Lee.

910
00:55:40,529 --> 00:55:43,362
I'm at the restaurant, and guess what?
You're not.

911
00:55:43,969 --> 00:55:45,322
Are you okay?

912
00:55:45,609 --> 00:55:46,837
Oh, that's too bad.

913
00:55:46,929 --> 00:55:50,126
No, Eddie's fine. He's with Kiki.
She looks unbelievable.

914
00:55:50,249 --> 00:55:52,524
It may be a little
Hello, Young Lovers for me.

915
00:55:52,609 --> 00:55:56,045
I may have some fires to put out later.
But that's my problem.

916
00:55:56,329 --> 00:55:59,162
Have a nice night.
Feel better. Okay. 'Bye.

917
00:55:59,889 --> 00:56:00,924
Five minutes.

918
00:56:01,009 --> 00:56:02,840
-You're amazing.
-Take notes, kid.

919
00:56:04,249 --> 00:56:05,318
Larry Flange for Let's Go to the Movies.

920
00:56:05,409 --> 00:56:08,640
I'm sitting here with the lovely
and talented Miss Kiki Harrison.

921
00:56:08,729 --> 00:56:12,085
You play a lesbian fire-fighter
on an oil rig in the North Sea.

922
00:56:12,169 --> 00:56:15,525
One word comes to mind: Typecasting.
Your thoughts. And then:

923
00:56:15,609 --> 00:56:17,679
You really want my thoughts?

924
00:56:19,249 --> 00:56:20,398
-Larry.
-Larry.

925
00:56:20,889 --> 00:56:22,163
Okay, Larry...

926
00:56:22,449 --> 00:56:23,848
...the truth is...

927
00:56:26,489 --> 00:56:28,957
...after playing Madame Curie...

928
00:56:29,569 --> 00:56:31,685
...and discovering radium...

929
00:56:32,369 --> 00:56:34,485
...I just thought it would be a hoot...

930
00:56:34,569 --> 00:56:37,402
...to strap on those big rubber boots...

931
00:56:37,729 --> 00:56:41,438
...kiss my favourite gal goodbye
and go fight some fire.

932
00:56:41,529 --> 00:56:42,962
Very personal role for you.

933
00:56:43,049 --> 00:56:45,279
-Very close to my heart.
-Nice.

934
00:56:45,489 --> 00:56:48,447
-That's funny. You're funny.
-I am. Yeah.

935
00:56:49,449 --> 00:56:53,124
Remember when we were in Carolina,
doing Silent Run? We rented that go-cart?

936
00:56:53,209 --> 00:56:55,086
You attacked the director....

937
00:56:55,289 --> 00:56:59,168
-I didn't. There was no attacking.
-You rammed him repeatedly.

938
00:56:59,369 --> 00:57:00,597
Then you rammed me.

939
00:57:00,689 --> 00:57:02,884
He cut me off. Ramming you was different.

940
00:57:02,969 --> 00:57:04,561
And you rammed Gwen.

941
00:57:05,969 --> 00:57:08,119
-She wasn't laughing, and we were.
-Furious.

942
00:57:08,209 --> 00:57:10,598
-She wasn't too happy.
-No.

943
00:57:11,409 --> 00:57:13,559
That memory kept popping in my head.

944
00:57:13,769 --> 00:57:15,441
Those were good times.

945
00:57:19,209 --> 00:57:20,722
I'm sorry I didn't call you.

946
00:57:20,809 --> 00:57:23,164
She's your sister. I understand.

947
00:57:23,409 --> 00:57:26,845
But you're my friend,
and I let myself get kind of....

948
00:57:27,049 --> 00:57:28,721
It's good to see you now.

949
00:57:28,809 --> 00:57:30,481
It's good to see you now.

950
00:57:31,649 --> 00:57:33,287
That's a nice necklace.

951
00:57:34,289 --> 00:57:35,961
It's not really mine.

952
00:57:36,169 --> 00:57:37,124
I know.

953
00:57:37,329 --> 00:57:39,524
-It's Gwen's.
-I know.

954
00:57:39,729 --> 00:57:40,957
She gave it to me.

955
00:57:41,049 --> 00:57:42,960
And I gave it to her.

956
00:57:44,969 --> 00:57:46,118
I know.

957
00:57:46,809 --> 00:57:49,369
-It looks good on you, though.
-Thank you.

958
00:57:51,889 --> 00:57:53,322
What are you thinking?

959
00:57:53,409 --> 00:57:57,482
I'm thinking about something
I shouldn't be thinking about.

960
00:57:57,689 --> 00:57:59,964
Me, too. What were you thinking about?

961
00:58:00,089 --> 00:58:02,683
How much I really want to eat
that breadstick.

962
00:58:02,889 --> 00:58:04,686
You want to eat this?

963
00:58:04,889 --> 00:58:08,279
No, I don't eat bread.
I just dream about bread.

964
00:58:08,489 --> 00:58:11,447
I've been going to a lot
of dream analysis since I...

965
00:58:11,529 --> 00:58:13,201
-...cracked up.
-At the centre.

966
00:58:13,289 --> 00:58:15,564
At the centre. And I believe...

967
00:58:16,049 --> 00:58:19,803
...bread represents something forbidden
you want but can't have.

968
00:58:20,009 --> 00:58:21,124
What do you think?

969
00:58:21,209 --> 00:58:25,327
I think when I dream about bread...

970
00:58:25,529 --> 00:58:27,440
...that would represent...

971
00:58:28,969 --> 00:58:30,038
...bread.

972
00:58:30,809 --> 00:58:32,083
Pretty much.

973
00:58:33,689 --> 00:58:35,520
What are you thinking about?

974
00:58:37,129 --> 00:58:38,084
Gwen...

975
00:58:39,609 --> 00:58:40,724
...is here.

976
00:58:43,129 --> 00:58:44,847
Sorry I'm late.

977
00:58:45,049 --> 00:58:48,200
-Thought you weren't well.
-All better. Just like that.

978
00:58:48,449 --> 00:58:49,802
Thanks. You can go.

979
00:58:49,889 --> 00:58:52,005
-She doesn't have to go.
-No, it's fine.

980
00:58:52,089 --> 00:58:54,364
-Stay. Have dinner with us.

-Good to see you.

981
00:58:54,449 --> 00:58:56,883
-I need some mouthwash.
-Okay, right away.

982
00:58:57,689 --> 00:58:59,168
So....

983
00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:02,600
I hear they have great pork tenderloin.
Yummy.

984
00:59:02,689 --> 00:59:05,999
-She didn't have to go.
-Thank you, honey. You look great, too.

985
00:59:11,849 --> 00:59:15,080
-Excuse me. Is Holly Golightly here?
-What is the name?

986
00:59:15,169 --> 00:59:16,488
Holly Golightly.

987
00:59:16,729 --> 00:59:19,562
-What the hell is he doing here?
-I'll get rid of him.

988
00:59:19,649 --> 00:59:22,641
No. Get a camera.
Film, tape, anything. Go, go!

989
00:59:23,529 --> 00:59:25,599
It's Gwen Harrison. The actress?

990
00:59:25,729 --> 00:59:28,641
-Lee Phillips. We met the other day.
-Where is Gwen?

991
00:59:28,729 --> 00:59:31,323
-I want to see my Gwen.
-I don't want to get involved.

992
00:59:31,409 --> 00:59:33,923
You're all adults.
People in love, how to stop them?

993
00:59:34,009 --> 00:59:37,319
What are you talking about?
Where's Gwen? I want to see her now.

994
00:59:37,409 --> 00:59:41,482
I can't cover for them anymore.
They're in the restaurant. That's all I'll say.

995
00:59:41,569 --> 00:59:45,084
They're right over there.
She's in the red dress, over there.

996
00:59:49,649 --> 00:59:51,048
-Hi.
-Hector!

997
00:59:52,529 --> 00:59:53,644
Jesus.

998
00:59:53,849 --> 00:59:55,680
-That's all right.
-Hi, Gene.

999
00:59:55,889 --> 00:59:57,766
Don't wave at him like that.

1000
00:59:57,969 --> 00:59:59,561
I promote my movies.

1001
00:59:59,769 --> 01:00:00,679
I know.

1002
01:00:01,009 --> 01:00:02,328
It's part of the biz.

1003
01:00:02,409 --> 01:00:03,637
I apologize.

1004
01:00:03,849 --> 01:00:05,248
-I'm sorry.
-Hector.

1005
01:00:05,449 --> 01:00:07,679
-I apologize for him, too.
-Hector's here.

1006
01:00:07,769 --> 01:00:10,567
What's going on?
For why are you sitting with him?

1007
01:00:10,929 --> 01:00:13,727
Get in there.
Would you get out of the way?

1008
01:00:15,049 --> 01:00:17,643
Good. Get that side. Let's go.

1009
01:00:17,929 --> 01:00:19,328
What are you doing here?

1010
01:00:19,409 --> 01:00:21,764
Protecting the woman I love.
What about you?

1011
01:00:21,849 --> 01:00:25,285
-I'll let you two catch up.
-Why don't you be quiet, okay?

1012
01:00:25,489 --> 01:00:27,957
-I'll get to you in a minute.
-Don't point.

1013
01:00:28,249 --> 01:00:30,001
Don't tell me what to do.

1014
01:00:31,609 --> 01:00:34,840
-Don't you trust me, Hector?
-I trust you implicitly.

1015
01:00:35,289 --> 01:00:38,042
It's this asshole I don't trust. I don't!

1016
01:00:38,209 --> 01:00:40,359
"Mecka lecka halava beem sala beem."

1017
01:00:40,529 --> 01:00:42,247
What? What did you say?

1018
01:00:44,009 --> 01:00:46,603
I hope he's not making fun of my accent.

1019
01:00:46,809 --> 01:00:50,722
Okay, enough!
You guys enjoy your little public display!

1020
01:00:50,929 --> 01:00:52,078
I'm leaving.

1021
01:00:52,409 --> 01:00:54,684
Okay, pussy boy's leaving.

1022
01:00:54,929 --> 01:00:57,443
What's the matter? You don't like that?

1023
01:00:57,649 --> 01:01:00,038
Maybe you want to take a swing at me?

1024
01:01:00,449 --> 01:01:02,167
Tall boy. Come on.

1025
01:01:02,649 --> 01:01:03,923
What are you....

1026
01:01:05,049 --> 01:01:06,448
-What is that?
-Let's go.

1027
01:01:06,529 --> 01:01:08,406
Please. Please, make my day.

1028
01:01:09,929 --> 01:01:13,285
You're a genius
beyond my wildest expectations.

1029
01:01:13,489 --> 01:01:16,606
The tracking is up.
Spielberg has moved off of our date.

1030
01:01:17,369 --> 01:01:19,564
This is good! Hit him!

1031
01:01:19,769 --> 01:01:21,168
-Who?
-Anybody.

1032
01:01:21,369 --> 01:01:23,724
-I won't fight you!
-Because you're a pussy boy.

1033
01:01:23,809 --> 01:01:25,925
Because I'm trying to find some peace.

1034
01:01:26,009 --> 01:01:28,569
You want peace? Okay, he wants peace.

1035
01:01:29,449 --> 01:01:31,838
-Pussy boy's leaving.
-Don't you do that.

1036
01:01:32,049 --> 01:01:33,323
Hector, don't.

1037
01:01:33,529 --> 01:01:35,121
Don't tell me, "Don't."

1038
01:01:35,329 --> 01:01:37,399
Maybe you want a piece of me, huh?

1039
01:01:38,369 --> 01:01:39,643
-You see?
-Okay?

1040
01:01:41,569 --> 01:01:43,127
Huh, pussy.

1041
01:01:43,369 --> 01:01:46,088
There shouldn't be a problem here.

1042
01:01:46,289 --> 01:01:47,404
After all...

1043
01:01:47,889 --> 01:01:51,245
...you stole my wife and I tried to kill you.
We're pretty much even.

1044
01:01:51,329 --> 01:01:53,285
You crumpled duck!

1045
01:01:55,009 --> 01:01:56,886
Oh! Dear me!

1046
01:02:01,129 --> 01:02:02,278
Go away!

1047
01:02:04,289 --> 01:02:05,927
Punk! You hungry?

1048
01:02:06,129 --> 01:02:07,767
Eat this, punk! Eat it!

1049
01:02:07,889 --> 01:02:09,368
Are you hungry?

1050
01:02:13,169 --> 01:02:14,522
I love your work.

1051
01:02:23,849 --> 01:02:25,362
You forgot something.

1052
01:02:27,769 --> 01:02:29,566
-Did you see him go down?
-Shut up.

1053
01:02:29,649 --> 01:02:32,083
-Don't tell me to shut up.
-Why did you do that?

1054
01:02:32,169 --> 01:02:34,080
I didn't have to do it. I wanted to.

1055
01:02:34,169 --> 01:02:37,445
-Just deal with it. In there.
-It was my pleasure.

1056
01:02:40,529 --> 01:02:41,962
Did you see that?

1057
01:02:46,089 --> 01:02:47,966
-Everybody back.
-Eddie, are you okay?

1058
01:02:49,969 --> 01:02:51,482
Eddie. Are you okay?

1059
01:02:51,689 --> 01:02:55,728
I can feel my nose in the back of my throat.
Is that bad?

1060
01:02:55,929 --> 01:02:57,282
Can you hear me?

1061
01:02:58,609 --> 01:03:00,998
-Let's all just step back.
-Some ice, please.

1062
01:03:02,049 --> 01:03:04,882
I swear to God, Gwen can be just horrible.

1063
01:03:05,089 --> 01:03:09,640
How can you love somebody and not like
them at the same time? Seems strange.

1064
01:03:10,289 --> 01:03:12,757
-You need to lie down.
-I thought I was lying down.

1065
01:03:12,849 --> 01:03:14,965
Why don't we try sitting down?

1066
01:03:15,449 --> 01:03:16,848
There we go.

1067
01:03:17,569 --> 01:03:19,002
Let me have a look.

1068
01:03:20,409 --> 01:03:22,161
-It doesn't look good.
-No?

1069
01:03:22,369 --> 01:03:23,563
Cold.

1070
01:03:25,369 --> 01:03:26,358
What happened?

1071
01:03:26,449 --> 01:03:29,043
I just thought I needed
another humiliating photo op.

1072
01:03:29,649 --> 01:03:32,527
I tried to walk away,
but the guy just kept pushing.

1073
01:03:32,609 --> 01:03:36,284
So I hit him in the tray with my face.
I should've just walked away.

1074
01:03:36,929 --> 01:03:40,524
For some reason these days,
I always do the stupid thing.

1075
01:03:41,649 --> 01:03:43,401
This doesn't look good.

1076
01:04:10,489 --> 01:04:13,322
-What was that?
-Another stupid thing.

1077
01:04:14,049 --> 01:04:17,485
Stupid and maybe verging on crazy or....

1078
01:04:18,289 --> 01:04:19,768
It's fine....

1079
01:04:23,769 --> 01:04:26,602
There he is. The master!

1080
01:04:27,089 --> 01:04:28,920
I'll have whatever he's having.

1081
01:04:30,129 --> 01:04:33,280
I have to say,
you have completely outdone yourself.

1082
01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:36,202
In 24 hours,
you've given us a walk in the woods...

1083
01:04:36,369 --> 01:04:38,929
...a romantic dinner and a fistfight.

1084
01:04:39,249 --> 01:04:41,524
I can't wait to see what happens next.

1085
01:04:42,769 --> 01:04:46,000
Maybe I can get him to commit suicide.
Would you like that?

1086
01:04:48,049 --> 01:04:50,279
I don't know. Let me think about it.

1087
01:04:51,809 --> 01:04:55,324
It won't help the initial release,
but the video will rent like crazy.

1088
01:04:55,409 --> 01:04:57,604
We could do a box like a coffin.

1089
01:04:57,809 --> 01:04:59,720
Yeah. That's good. No, wait.

1090
01:05:00,409 --> 01:05:04,561
Imagine if he killed himself
at the premiere.

1091
01:05:07,729 --> 01:05:10,960
I'm joking. I'm thinking out loud
or whatever you call it.

1092
01:05:11,689 --> 01:05:12,678
Goodnight, Dave.

1093
01:05:12,769 --> 01:05:14,441
Goodnight, Lee.

1094
01:05:18,089 --> 01:05:19,408
Good work!

1095
01:05:31,569 --> 01:05:32,638
Hi.

1096
01:05:41,409 --> 01:05:43,400
Good morning.

1097
01:05:46,049 --> 01:05:47,243
How do you feel?

1098
01:05:47,329 --> 01:05:51,288
I feel good. I mean...

1099
01:05:51,889 --> 01:05:53,959
...I feel weird, but I feel good.

1100
01:05:54,049 --> 01:05:56,927
-You?
-I feel something along those lines.

1101
01:05:57,809 --> 01:05:59,640
Good, weird. Weird, good.

1102
01:06:00,209 --> 01:06:03,599
Here's what I was thinking:
What about breakfast?

1103
01:06:04,529 --> 01:06:06,201
We'll take it from there.

1104
01:06:06,969 --> 01:06:08,197
Okay.

1105
01:06:09,209 --> 01:06:12,804
Why don't you order some breakfast.
I'll brush my teeth first.

1106
01:06:13,969 --> 01:06:16,802
-Can I use your toothbrush?
-Yeah, it's in there.

1107
01:06:23,969 --> 01:06:25,687
Can I get some juice?

1108
01:06:28,089 --> 01:06:29,568
Keek? Hello?

1109
01:06:29,809 --> 01:06:32,687
Where are you? Kiki!

1110
01:06:35,289 --> 01:06:36,722
Want some toast?

1111
01:06:39,089 --> 01:06:40,761
You buttered my toast.

1112
01:06:42,089 --> 01:06:43,920
No one's ever buttered my toast before.

1113
01:06:44,009 --> 01:06:46,887
I don't eat toast with butter.
I don't eat toast.

1114
01:06:47,729 --> 01:06:50,926
I'll stop talking now
and make an exception.

1115
01:06:51,089 --> 01:06:52,124
Some tea?

1116
01:06:56,169 --> 01:06:57,204
It's hot.

1117
01:06:57,329 --> 01:06:59,445
-Here. Okay.
-Thank you.

1118
01:07:04,529 --> 01:07:07,601
No, I'm fine. I look like half a raccoon.
What's going on?

1119
01:07:08,849 --> 01:07:10,248
Now's not a good time.

1120
01:07:10,329 --> 01:07:14,481
Can we do it later? No, don't come here.
I'll come there.

1121
01:07:14,929 --> 01:07:15,884
'Bye.

1122
01:07:16,849 --> 01:07:18,202
That was Gwen.

1123
01:07:18,489 --> 01:07:20,798
-She wants to talk.
-About what?

1124
01:07:21,009 --> 01:07:23,728
I don't know. She didn't say.
But I better...

1125
01:07:24,049 --> 01:07:25,402
...go over there.

1126
01:07:26,609 --> 01:07:28,759
Why didn't you say you'd see her later?

1127
01:07:28,849 --> 01:07:31,727
I did, but she said she'd come here,
and I thought:

1128
01:07:31,889 --> 01:07:36,599
"That's not a good idea." So I'd better
just go over there, given the situation.

1129
01:07:37,369 --> 01:07:39,325
Will you tell her about last night?

1130
01:07:39,409 --> 01:07:42,287
I don't know. I think I'll just let her talk.

1131
01:07:43,249 --> 01:07:44,921
-Know what I mean?
-Oh, yeah.

1132
01:07:45,009 --> 01:07:48,445
Sounds like it's important
so I'll just let her say it.

1133
01:07:48,689 --> 01:07:51,044
Then I'll go do these dumb interviews.

1134
01:07:51,129 --> 01:07:53,927
I'll come back
and we'll have lunch together.

1135
01:07:54,009 --> 01:07:55,488
Does that sound good?

1136
01:08:14,769 --> 01:08:16,521
You look terrible.

1137
01:08:16,849 --> 01:08:19,443
-Does it hurt?
-Only when I'm awake.

1138
01:08:20,489 --> 01:08:21,968
-He's not here.
-Who?

1139
01:08:22,169 --> 01:08:23,807
-Hector.
-That doesn't matter.

1140
01:08:23,889 --> 01:08:25,368
Is Kiki here, though?

1141
01:08:25,449 --> 01:08:26,643
I doubt it.

1142
01:08:30,769 --> 01:08:32,760
I don't know where that girl is.

1143
01:08:32,969 --> 01:08:34,368
"That girl" is here.

1144
01:08:35,889 --> 01:08:37,641
Nice of you to join us.

1145
01:08:38,009 --> 01:08:39,522
Where have you been?

1146
01:08:39,729 --> 01:08:42,721
Got up early. Things to do.
Nothing important.

1147
01:08:43,889 --> 01:08:46,244
Would you make me
some scrambled eggs?

1148
01:08:46,569 --> 01:08:49,129
-She makes great scrambled eggs.
-I remember.

1149
01:08:49,489 --> 01:08:51,366
-Would you like some?
-No.

1150
01:08:51,729 --> 01:08:53,447
Two scrambled eggs. Make mine runny.

1151
01:08:53,529 --> 01:08:55,565
Order room service.
She doesn't have to cook.

1152
01:08:55,649 --> 01:08:57,287
It would be my pleasure.

1153
01:09:00,369 --> 01:09:02,360
What did you want to talk about?

1154
01:09:03,449 --> 01:09:06,122
I think you're doing pretty well, huh?

1155
01:09:06,409 --> 01:09:07,808
Are you feeling okay?

1156
01:09:07,889 --> 01:09:11,199
Yeah, I'm better. I'm shocking myself.

1157
01:09:11,889 --> 01:09:14,164
"l forgot how charming you were, Colonel."

1158
01:09:14,249 --> 01:09:18,003
"And you, Miss Julip.
You're a warm breeze on a cool afternoon."

1159
01:09:20,049 --> 01:09:21,243
What was that?

1160
01:09:21,329 --> 01:09:22,921
"What was that?"

1161
01:09:23,689 --> 01:09:25,919
-What was that movie called?
-I don't remember.

1162
01:09:26,009 --> 01:09:28,523
Kiki! What was that movie called?

1163
01:09:29,169 --> 01:09:30,887
I don't give a shit!

1164
01:09:31,889 --> 01:09:33,117
No, that wasn't it.

1165
01:09:33,209 --> 01:09:36,485
Anyway, you look like you're getting
to a good place.

1166
01:09:36,569 --> 01:09:39,879
Last night, when I saw you and Hector,
I was so conflicted.

1167
01:09:40,089 --> 01:09:41,807
"Conflicted" is the word du jour.

1168
01:09:41,889 --> 01:09:43,845
There's no question about that.

1169
01:09:45,689 --> 01:09:48,283
You know what? That's tired. She's tired.

1170
01:09:48,529 --> 01:09:50,599
-Are you seeing anybody?
-Excuse me?

1171
01:09:51,409 --> 01:09:52,967
Are you seeing anybody?

1172
01:09:53,049 --> 01:09:54,607
Let me think about it.

1173
01:09:56,249 --> 01:09:57,807
Um, not...

1174
01:10:00,809 --> 01:10:01,958
...you know....

1175
01:10:03,569 --> 01:10:05,639
-Not technically, no.
-What?

1176
01:10:05,809 --> 01:10:07,447
He said "not technically"!

1177
01:10:12,009 --> 01:10:14,842
That's fascinating. "Not technically."

1178
01:10:15,049 --> 01:10:18,439
That's sad. Really, that's a shame.

1179
01:10:19,089 --> 01:10:22,638
Here are your eggs, darling sister.
I hope they're runny enough.

1180
01:10:22,889 --> 01:10:25,403
And you, son of a bitch!
Here are your eggs!

1181
01:10:25,609 --> 01:10:26,678
There you go!

1182
01:10:26,769 --> 01:10:28,885
-What is wrong with you?
-A lot, actually.

1183
01:10:28,969 --> 01:10:31,847
I can't believe it's taken me
this long to figure it out.

1184
01:10:31,929 --> 01:10:35,444
I'm going for a long walk now
just to simmer down.

1185
01:10:35,649 --> 01:10:38,402
Before I do,
I'd like to cut through the bullshit.

1186
01:10:38,729 --> 01:10:41,163
The reason he's "not technically"
seeing anyone...

1187
01:10:41,249 --> 01:10:43,524
...is he's still "technically" hung up on you.

1188
01:10:43,609 --> 01:10:46,123
And you! You moron!

1189
01:10:46,609 --> 01:10:50,045
The reason she's here, besides trying
to salvage her precious career...

1190
01:10:50,129 --> 01:10:52,518
...is to serve you with divorce papers.

1191
01:10:52,689 --> 01:10:55,999
I've done all I can do here.
I'm going for a walk because that's....

1192
01:10:56,089 --> 01:10:59,638
Leaving is just something
I've really perfected, so...

1193
01:10:59,849 --> 01:11:02,238
...once more with feeling.

1194
01:11:03,369 --> 01:11:05,405
She was much more fun when she was fat.

1195
01:11:05,489 --> 01:11:06,683
Is that true?

1196
01:11:07,129 --> 01:11:08,528
-What?
-About the papers.

1197
01:11:08,649 --> 01:11:10,640
Yes, but now I don't know what to do.

1198
01:11:10,809 --> 01:11:15,837
Seeing you again and being in front
of the press with you. We have something.

1199
01:11:15,929 --> 01:11:18,966
Maybe I've made
a horrible, horrible mistake.

1200
01:11:19,049 --> 01:11:21,961
Or maybe I should give you the papers.
I don't know.

1201
01:11:23,969 --> 01:11:25,322
You're the devil.

1202
01:11:33,329 --> 01:11:35,320
Kiki! Hold on. I want to talk.

1203
01:11:35,409 --> 01:11:36,762
-Hold on a minute.
-Let go.

1204
01:11:36,849 --> 01:11:38,805
-I want to talk to you.
-I don't!

1205
01:11:38,889 --> 01:11:40,641
-Why not?
-You're an idiot.

1206
01:11:40,729 --> 01:11:42,560
For that matter, I'm an idiot, too!

1207
01:11:42,649 --> 01:11:45,163
In that respect,
we're perfect for each other.

1208
01:11:45,249 --> 01:11:49,128
-This is a very complicated situation.
-Let me un-complicate it for you!

1209
01:11:49,449 --> 01:11:54,045
Forget about what happened between us.
It's not going to work. All right?

1210
01:11:54,249 --> 01:11:56,638
Last night. Last night was great.

1211
01:11:56,849 --> 01:12:00,762
But she calls you this morning
and you can't wait to get to her!

1212
01:12:00,969 --> 01:12:03,358
What is that? It just won't work.

1213
01:12:03,449 --> 01:12:05,360
You'll probably always think of her...

1214
01:12:05,449 --> 01:12:08,919
...and I'll probably always wonder
if you're thinking of her.

1215
01:12:09,649 --> 01:12:10,764
I just....

1216
01:12:11,529 --> 01:12:13,838
-I need you to know one thing.
-What?

1217
01:12:14,769 --> 01:12:17,681
That woman that you saw
by the pool the other night.

1218
01:12:17,969 --> 01:12:21,325
That woman you just have
to spend the rest of your life with.

1219
01:12:24,409 --> 01:12:25,637

That was me.

1220
01:12:37,769 --> 01:12:39,521
-Good morning.
-'Morning.

1221
01:12:40,289 --> 01:12:42,280
So here's the buffet.

1222
01:12:43,129 --> 01:12:44,608
What's going on?

1223
01:12:46,009 --> 01:12:48,398
Nothing. I'm great.

1224
01:12:48,809 --> 01:12:50,083
Just great.

1225
01:12:50,489 --> 01:12:52,684
Ma'am, can I get some more butter?

1226
01:12:53,489 --> 01:12:55,923
Word of advice:
When you hit Formica, stop.

1227
01:12:56,249 --> 01:12:59,400
You know the expression,
"falling off the wagon"? This is it.

1228
01:12:59,489 --> 01:13:02,526
But you got 20 or 30 pounds of food
to break your fall.

1229
01:13:02,809 --> 01:13:04,367
What the hell happened?

1230
01:13:04,449 --> 01:13:07,202
Bad morning. Preceded by 33 bad years.

1231
01:13:07,409 --> 01:13:09,365
Does this have to do with Gwen?

1232
01:13:09,569 --> 01:13:13,721
Of course not. I love my sister.
I love everything about her.

1233
01:13:14,129 --> 01:13:16,689
"Kiki. Kiki-kins.

1234
01:13:16,889 --> 01:13:18,880
"Who's smoking? I smell smoke.

1235
01:13:19,089 --> 01:13:21,683
"Is someone smoking
within a six-mile radius?

1236
01:13:22,089 --> 01:13:23,920
"Stop them, Kiki. Stop them."

1237
01:13:24,009 --> 01:13:26,000
Oh, ma'am, the butter?

1238
01:13:26,649 --> 01:13:28,844
Are they out of butter?
How can you run out?

1239
01:13:28,929 --> 01:13:30,203
I have one theory.

1240
01:13:30,289 --> 01:13:32,041
You know what? I need an assistant.

1241
01:13:32,129 --> 01:13:35,326
If I had one, she'd be outside right now,
milking a cow...

1242
01:13:35,409 --> 01:13:38,207
...and I'd never, ever run out of butter.

1243
01:13:39,049 --> 01:13:42,803
"Kiki, my butter has touched another food.
I need new butter."

1244
01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:46,002
"Anything you want, honey."
That's how it goes, right?

1245
01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:48,683
You're a publicist.
Anything they want, right?

1246
01:13:50,569 --> 01:13:52,287
She's got a green dress.

1247
01:13:52,609 --> 01:13:54,281
Looks like crap on her.

1248
01:13:54,369 --> 01:13:56,724
Brings out the circles under her eyes.
We both know it.

1249
01:13:56,809 --> 01:13:58,925
She gave it to me. It looks nice on me.

1250
01:13:59,009 --> 01:14:01,523
Then she said maybe she wanted it back.

1251
01:14:01,929 --> 01:14:04,841
She doesn't want it.
She doesn't want me to have it.

1252
01:14:05,609 --> 01:14:07,520
So, you're in love with Eddie?

1253
01:14:09,369 --> 01:14:10,961
Wouldn't that be stupid?

1254
01:14:11,289 --> 01:14:13,439
I've done every one of their movies.

1255
01:14:13,649 --> 01:14:16,686
I've never seen him look at her
the way he looks at you.

1256
01:14:16,769 --> 01:14:19,158
If you're in love, just go for it.

1257
01:14:19,929 --> 01:14:22,079
The way you went for this breakfast.

1258
01:14:23,249 --> 01:14:25,604
Not the way you went for the breakfast.

1259
01:14:31,409 --> 01:14:34,526
I think I'm going to be sick. Can you just....

1260
01:14:42,329 --> 01:14:47,039
I'll take all of this to go.
I'll need 20, 30 bags and a forklift.

1261
01:14:49,169 --> 01:14:50,761
No laugh, no tip.

1262
01:15:12,449 --> 01:15:15,168
I really want to play a character
like the Terminator.

1263
01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:18,639
Because I think the Hispanic people
are crying out to see...

1264
01:15:18,849 --> 01:15:22,683
...a deadly, destructive killing machine
they can embrace as their own.

1265
01:15:22,769 --> 01:15:25,886
-That they can relate to.
-How are you? Nice to see you.

1266
01:15:26,089 --> 01:15:28,922
-How are you? Hal here yet?
-No.

1267
01:15:29,409 --> 01:15:31,240
He's a dead man. No, I'm serious.

1268
01:15:31,329 --> 01:15:35,447
I know a guy.
I'll make a call, and he's dead, because....

1269
01:15:35,649 --> 01:15:39,039
How are you? Nice to see you.
Hope you're having a good time.

1270
01:15:39,129 --> 01:15:40,881
-What time do you have?
-12:50.

1271
01:15:40,969 --> 01:15:42,163
We're doomed.

1272
01:15:42,369 --> 01:15:46,726
May I suggest that you follow my lead
and get completely shit-faced?

1273
01:15:47,129 --> 01:15:51,441
-Hi, how are you? You look gorgeous.
-Hi, Mr. K. Thank you.

1274
01:15:51,609 --> 01:15:55,488
How long must I stay with these people?
They're drunk and starting to touch.

1275
01:15:55,569 --> 01:15:57,924
Hang in there.
If Hal doesn't show with the film...

1276
01:15:58,009 --> 01:16:00,477
...they'll be busy finding
where to build the gallows.

1277
01:16:00,569 --> 01:16:02,446
What? I don't think that's funny.

1278
01:16:07,649 --> 01:16:09,048
Is that pussy boy?

1279
01:16:13,489 --> 01:16:15,366
-He's going to jump.
-He won't.

1280
01:16:15,569 --> 01:16:17,685
I said I'd give him the divorce papers.

1281
01:16:17,769 --> 01:16:19,441
Shit, he's going to jump!

1282
01:16:20,169 --> 01:16:21,602
-Excuse me.
-Please, please.

1283
01:16:21,689 --> 01:16:23,566
-We got to do something.
-I'll get him.

1284
01:16:23,649 --> 01:16:26,766
Let's take advantage of this.
Get a helicopter. Get aerial shots.

1285
01:16:26,849 --> 01:16:28,999
-Shut up.
-All right, yeah. Okay.

1286
01:16:29,689 --> 01:16:30,758
Jump, jump.

1287
01:16:30,849 --> 01:16:31,998
Jump, pussy, jump.

1288
01:16:33,289 --> 01:16:34,847
I can't believe this.

1289
01:16:38,049 --> 01:16:39,448
He'll be a pussy pancake.

1290
01:16:39,529 --> 01:16:40,644
I'm coming!

1291
01:16:48,169 --> 01:16:49,602
Why is he doing this to me?

1292
01:16:49,689 --> 01:16:51,042
I'm sorry! Are you okay?

1293
01:16:51,129 --> 01:16:52,403
What are you doing?

1294

01:16:52,489 --> 01:16:55,925
-I was trying to stop you from jumping!
-By trying to kill me?

1295
01:16:56,369 --> 01:16:58,837
-Stay right there!
-Where am I going to go?

1296
01:16:59,729 --> 01:17:00,798
Right!

1297
01:17:04,009 --> 01:17:06,398
Oh, shit. Hang in there, Eddie!

1298
01:17:07,209 --> 01:17:08,358
I'm coming!

1299
01:17:11,169 --> 01:17:12,841
-All right.
-You going to hose me down?

1300
01:17:12,929 --> 01:17:14,760
I'll throw it, and you catch it.

1301
01:17:14,849 --> 01:17:16,362
One, two...

1302
01:17:16,449 --> 01:17:17,484
...three.

1303
01:17:21,689 --> 01:17:23,600
Pull yourself up. I got you.

1304
01:17:24,049 --> 01:17:25,164
Come on.

1305
01:17:26,169 --> 01:17:27,238
Got it?

1306
01:17:27,449 --> 01:17:28,325
Good.

1307
01:17:30,609 --> 01:17:32,565
Oh, my God!

1308
01:17:34,649 --> 01:17:36,002
Pussy boy will go splat.

1309
01:17:36,089 --> 01:17:37,841
-Got it?
-Yeah.

1310
01:17:38,809 --> 01:17:41,369
That's it. One foot at a time.
There you go.

1311
01:17:43,289 --> 01:17:45,041
-Okay.
-I'm going to kill you.

1312
01:17:45,129 --> 01:17:47,882
Take a bow. It'll look better. Take a bow.

1313
01:17:53,969 --> 01:17:55,402
Jesus Christ.

1314
01:17:58,769 --> 01:18:01,920
Next time you try to kill yourself,
take a hair dryer into the tub.

1315
01:18:02,009 --> 01:18:04,682
-I wasn't trying to kill myself.
-What were you doing?

1316
01:18:04,849 --> 01:18:07,841
I came here to think. That's a crime?
Get some perspective?

1317
01:18:07,929 --> 01:18:09,442
Do that in your room!

1318
01:18:13,009 --> 01:18:14,601
I blew it.

1319
01:18:15,609 --> 01:18:16,724
I lost her.

1320
01:18:18,569 --> 01:18:20,127
Guy goes to his rabbi.

1321
01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:23,446
He says, "Rabbi, I think my wife
is trying to poison me."

1322
01:18:23,529 --> 01:18:25,645
The rabbi says, "I'll talk to her."

1323
01:18:25,769 --> 01:18:30,001
He comes back later, and says, "Listen.
I spoke to your wife for three hours.

1324
01:18:30,169 --> 01:18:31,522
"Take the poison."

1325
01:18:32,249 --> 01:18:34,524
You understand? You and Gwen are over.

1326
01:18:34,729 --> 01:18:37,846
I don't care about Gwen!
I'm talking about Kiki.

1327
01:18:38,889 --> 01:18:42,848
She's the only one worth spending
any time with in this hellhole.

1328
01:18:43,409 --> 01:18:46,685
No offence, you're a great guy.
You have some very nice qualities.

1329
01:18:46,769 --> 01:18:49,806
But for a review, you'd sell me
to China for medical experiments.

1330
01:18:49,889 --> 01:18:51,208
Don't let her get away.

1331
01:18:51,289 --> 01:18:54,599
-It's too late.
-No, it's not. Trust me. I'm--

1332
01:18:59,449 --> 01:19:00,928
-That's Hal!
-That's Hal?

1333
01:19:01,009 --> 01:19:03,603
That maniac's here with the film!
We're saved!

1334
01:19:03,689 --> 01:19:05,680
-We're beyond salvation.
-No, come on.

1335
01:19:05,769 --> 01:19:07,919
-You want to see the movie.
-I don't care.

1336
01:19:08,009 --> 01:19:09,840
This could put you back on top.

1337
01:19:09,929 --> 01:19:11,282
-You think? On top?
-Yes.

1338
01:19:11,369 --> 01:19:13,439
"May I have the envelope, please?"

1339
01:19:14,889 --> 01:19:16,117
Hal! It's Hal.

1340
01:19:22,889 --> 01:19:24,845
He's got the film. Go, go.

1341
01:19:25,049 --> 01:19:26,482
The director.

1342
01:19:26,649 --> 01:19:28,958
-He looks good.

-Yeah, he looks great.

1343
01:19:33,449 --> 01:19:34,848
Let's get started.

1344
01:19:34,929 --> 01:19:37,762
I'm Lee Phillips.
Welcome to Time Over Time.

1345
01:19:38,409 --> 01:19:39,603
Thank you.

1346
01:19:40,729 --> 01:19:43,038
I'll go out on a ledge here and say....

1347
01:19:44,369 --> 01:19:46,007
I couldn't help myself.

1348
01:19:46,489 --> 01:19:50,243
Please welcome the man responsible
for this junket, Mr. Dave Kingman.

1349
01:19:52,889 --> 01:19:54,561

Thank you very much, Lee.

1350
01:19:54,889 --> 01:19:58,598
They say that good things
come to those who wait.

1351
01:19:59,409 --> 01:20:02,082
I waited 20 years to work
with the great Hal Weidmann.

1352
01:20:02,169 --> 01:20:04,888
I think Hal's cinematic influence
has been felt for--

1353
01:20:04,969 --> 01:20:07,722
That's good. Thank you. That's good.

1354
01:20:07,929 --> 01:20:09,203
Thank you.

1355
01:20:10,729 --> 01:20:13,038
My name is Hal Weidmann. Hello.

1356
01:20:16,809 --> 01:20:18,800
Ladies and gentlemen, this...

1357
01:20:19,049 --> 01:20:23,201
...is the most honest movie
I have ever made.

1358
01:20:24,049 --> 01:20:27,883
I wasn't looking for it.
It came to me like a bus in the street.

1359
01:20:28,249 --> 01:20:32,720
Or the woman who changes the flowers
at our desert house.

1360
01:20:34,329 --> 01:20:37,002
I can't talk about this film
without weeping. Roll it, please.

1361
01:20:38,049 --> 01:20:40,688
Thank you, Hal.
Have a great time, every body!

1362
01:20:59,449 --> 01:21:01,679
Sarah. I'm Ben. I must speak with you.

1363
01:21:01,769 --> 01:21:03,600
-Who are you?
-That's not important.

1364
01:21:03,689 --> 01:21:07,602
What's important now is your safety.
Sarah, you're in grave danger.

1365
01:21:07,689 --> 01:21:10,681
I don't know how to say this,
so I'll just come out and say it:

1366
01:21:10,769 --> 01:21:13,283
-I'm from the future.
-Oh, my God!

1367
01:21:13,849 --> 01:21:15,805
-You look beautiful.
-Thank you.

1368
01:21:16,409 --> 01:21:18,969
Come with me now. Now, Sarah, please.

1369
01:21:22,969 --> 01:21:26,120
Love is a bridge built between two people.

1370
01:21:26,329 --> 01:21:29,241
We want what exists between them...

1371
01:21:30,289 --> 01:21:31,358
...to be real.

1372
01:21:31,449 --> 01:21:33,440
My name is Hal Weidmann.

1373
01:21:33,849 --> 01:21:37,398
The film you're about to see is
Time Over Time, or is it?

1374
01:21:39,009 --> 01:21:41,682
The details are unimportant. Simply put...

1375
01:21:41,889 --> 01:21:44,084
...the script was shit. I tossed it.

1376
01:21:44,769 --> 01:21:48,398
-I let my camera capture real life.
-Just watch.

1377
01:21:50,289 --> 01:21:53,361
I filmed my actors
without their knowledge.

1378
01:21:53,569 --> 01:21:57,482
I let the camera run after takes.
I placed hidden cameras around the set.

1379
01:21:57,809 --> 01:22:01,040
And the end result is a story...

1380
01:22:01,249 --> 01:22:06,277
...far more involving than anything
manufactured by actors and writers.

1381
01:22:08,809 --> 01:22:10,845
This is real life.

1382
01:22:11,089 --> 01:22:12,647
The juice.

1383
01:22:13,209 --> 01:22:14,608
The stink.

1384
01:22:16,729 --> 01:22:17,798
The glory.

1385
01:22:24,569 --> 01:22:27,322
Often, you see a film and think,
"Where did the money go?"

1386
01:22:27,409 --> 01:22:28,398
Shut up!

1387
01:22:32,889 --> 01:22:34,447
It's going to be good.

1388
01:22:34,969 --> 01:22:38,359
I don't mean to pressure you,
but we're 15 days over schedule.

1389
01:22:38,489 --> 01:22:39,717
Oh, no.

1390
01:22:39,809 --> 01:22:41,447
What are we going to do?

1391
01:22:41,569 --> 01:22:45,687
I'm in the middle of shooting.
This is a sensitive time. Do me a favour.

1392
01:22:45,849 --> 01:22:49,842
Go away. Please.
Never visit my set again.

1393
01:22:53,169 --> 01:22:54,648
Watch him take it...

1394
01:22:54,849 --> 01:22:56,521
...up the gazoo.

1395
01:22:58,489 --> 01:23:02,164
You're an idiot. I told you,
we never should've hired Hal Weidmann.

1396
01:23:09,689 --> 01:23:12,647
"You do

1397
01:23:13,209 --> 01:23:16,167
"something to me

1398
01:23:16,769 --> 01:23:18,088
"Something

1399
01:23:18,289 --> 01:23:23,124
"that simply mystifies me

1400
01:23:23,929 --> 01:23:26,682
"Tell me

1401
01:23:27,449 --> 01:23:30,521
"why should it be

1402
01:23:30,889 --> 01:23:32,004

"You have

1403
01:23:32,449 --> 01:23:37,364
"the power to hypnotise me

1404
01:23:38,089 --> 01:23:41,399
"Let me

1405
01:23:41,609 --> 01:23:44,681
"live 'neath your spell"

1406
01:23:45,049 --> 01:23:46,846
You're so good in this.

1407
01:23:47,289 --> 01:23:48,404
"...that voodoo

1408
01:23:48,929 --> 01:23:50,726
"that you do"

1409
01:23:52,249 --> 01:23:53,284
Cut.

1410
01:23:55,889 --> 01:23:59,279
Hall Hall
Hal, can I get like three minutes?

1411
01:23:59,929 --> 01:24:02,489
-Gwen, can I talk to you?
-I'm working.

1412
01:24:04,529 --> 01:24:05,803
Yes?

1413
01:24:05,889 --> 01:24:07,880
-What's going on with you and him?
-Nothing.

1414
01:24:07,969 --> 01:24:09,607
His hands are all over your ass.

1415
01:24:09,689 --> 01:24:12,681
My character would've done that
at that point!

1416
01:24:12,809 --> 01:24:15,846
-You look like a freaking prostitute!
-Oh, please. Cut it out.

1417
01:24:15,929 --> 01:24:18,284
-Don't make a fool of me.
-Cut it out.

1418
01:24:18,489 --> 01:24:21,128
I'm watching you every minute.
Do you hear me?

1419
01:24:21,329 --> 01:24:22,842
Cut it out.

1420
01:24:23,169 --> 01:24:24,488
Do you hear me?

1421
01:24:27,809 --> 01:24:29,401

I think Eddie knows.

1422
01:24:29,609 --> 01:24:30,837
Knows what?

1423
01:24:31,609 --> 01:24:33,201
About me and Hector.

1424
01:24:34,169 --> 01:24:38,082
-You said nothing's happening with him.
-Well, something happened.

1425
01:24:42,649 --> 01:24:44,128
Do you see thatz it?

1426
01:24:45,209 --> 01:24:46,483
What the hell is this?

1427
01:24:46,569 --> 01:24:48,002
You think I know?

1428
01:24:49,049 --> 01:24:50,198
You bastard!

1429
01:24:50,529 --> 01:24:52,520
-You see it?
-I'll get something.

1430
01:24:53,049 --> 01:24:54,641
I slept with him.

1431
01:24:54,809 --> 01:24:56,003
Hector?

1432
01:24:57,209 --> 01:24:59,245
-Are you in love with him?
-Oh, come on.

1433
01:24:59,329 --> 01:25:02,799
It's not always about love.
Sometimes you just need to get laid.

1434
01:25:06,009 --> 01:25:07,522
I tell you, he's hot.

1435
01:25:08,289 --> 01:25:11,122
Handsome. He can go for hours.

1436
01:25:12,409 --> 01:25:14,923
Just wish he had a bigger,
you know, thingy.

1437
01:25:18,329 --> 01:25:19,523
I love this movie.

1438
01:25:19,609 --> 01:25:21,201
What do you mean?

1439
01:25:21,689 --> 01:25:24,601
It's like a roll of quarters. It's like this.

1440
01:25:28,409 --> 01:25:30,684
Well, maybe like this.

1441
01:25:31,049 --> 01:25:32,368
I know too much.

1442
01:25:36,009 --> 01:25:37,488
I'm going to scream.

1443
01:25:37,729 --> 01:25:40,687
-I think it's very entertaining.
-Lee, get over here!

1444
01:25:42,729 --> 01:25:45,687
You stop this right now.
I'm going to sue the studio.

1445
01:25:45,889 --> 01:25:47,242
Lower your voice, darling.

1446
01:25:47,329 --> 01:25:48,682
-Cut the film.
-Shut up.

1447
01:25:48,769 --> 01:25:50,999
Excuse me. Was that deserved?

1448
01:25:51,169 --> 01:25:54,718
I think so. You've ruined me.
You've ruined my career.

1449
01:25:54,929 --> 01:25:58,205
Look at the screen.
Don't you realize what that is?

1450
01:25:58,409 --> 01:26:00,969
That's reinvention. That's birth.

1451
01:26:01,169 --> 01:26:04,286
That's life itself. Can't you smell the life?

1452
01:26:04,769 --> 01:26:07,886
Pretty soon you'll smell Ira Stern,
my attorney!

1453
01:26:09,129 --> 01:26:11,040
-Thank you, Hal.
-Wacko.

1454
01:26:11,569 --> 01:26:16,006
The film's new direction caught some of us
a little bit off-guard.

1455
01:26:16,649 --> 01:26:18,958
I am shocked. I'm outraged.

1456
01:26:19,049 --> 01:26:20,198
There are textures!

1457
01:26:20,289 --> 01:26:22,325
Can I just say something, please?

1458
01:26:22,529 --> 01:26:26,522
What was said about my penis
is completely false. Completely.

1459
01:26:26,729 --> 01:26:30,563
I'm extremely well-hung. I'll submit
to a physical inspection right now.

1460
01:26:30,649 --> 01:26:33,083
I knew this film would be misunderstood.

1461
01:26:33,289 --> 01:26:36,008
Kubrick was misunderstood. Godard.

1462
01:26:36,209 --> 01:26:38,677
I'll kick your ass! Understand that!

1463
01:26:38,889 --> 01:26:40,880
-Who are you?
-Who am I?

1464
01:26:41,089 --> 01:26:43,887
-I'm the ass-kicker of you!
-Can I defend my father's work?

1465
01:26:43,969 --> 01:26:45,800
No. Who's her father?

1466
01:26:46,169 --> 01:26:47,682
-Hal.
-No, you cannot!

1467
01:26:47,929 --> 01:26:50,284
Let me defend Hector.
I only slept with him once.

1468
01:26:50,369 --> 01:26:52,929
His penis is bigger than a roll of quarters.

1469
01:26:53,409 --> 01:26:55,081
-You slept with her?
-I did not.

1470
01:26:55,169 --> 01:26:58,047
-You slept with her?
-I swear to God! She's lying.

1471
01:26:58,129 --> 01:27:02,361
Except for the part about my penis.
That's true. It's bigger than coins.

1472
01:27:02,529 --> 01:27:05,726
There will be a lawsuit.
Legal issues, invasion of privacy.

1473
01:27:05,889 --> 01:27:07,720
-I agree.
-Damage to my career!

1474
01:27:07,809 --> 01:27:09,162
Yes, yes, I know.

1475
01:27:09,409 --> 01:27:12,048
Congratulations.
It's the most honest work I've done.

1476
01:27:12,129 --> 01:27:14,768
-I'll work with you again.
-I've a script we can throw out.

1477
01:27:14,849 --> 01:27:15,998
-You're wonderful.
-I'll send it to you.

1478
01:27:17,049 --> 01:27:18,368
I have an announcement.

1479
01:27:19,889 --> 01:27:22,483
I'd like to thank you all.
I'm so happy you're here...

1480
01:27:22,569 --> 01:27:24,446
...and all our friends in the press...

1481
01:27:24,529 --> 01:27:27,805
...who've been so supportive this last year.

1482
01:27:28,689 --> 01:27:30,645
I'm so happy to say:

1483
01:27:31,769 --> 01:27:34,044
Eddie and I are getting back together.

1484
01:27:39,129 --> 01:27:41,324
So thank you all so, so much.

1485
01:27:41,569 --> 01:27:44,129
-What is this bullshit now?
-Be quiet.

1486
01:27:44,289 --> 01:27:46,484
This is bullshit.

1487
01:27:46,689 --> 01:27:49,078
This morning, Eddie came to the cottage.

1488

01:27:49,169 --> 01:27:52,764
We had breakfast and a heartfelt talk.
Didn't we, honey?

1489
01:27:52,929 --> 01:27:55,568
I've wanted to get back
together with Gwen...

1490
01:27:55,769 --> 01:28:00,047
...ever since we weren't together anymore.
I've been obsessed about it.

1491
01:28:00,209 --> 01:28:01,244
How sweet.

1492
01:28:01,329 --> 01:28:04,127
Now that it's happened, I have to say:

1493
01:28:04,289 --> 01:28:06,041
I'm amazed, and grateful.

1494
01:28:06,289 --> 01:28:08,803
And I agree with Hector that it's bullshit.

1495
01:28:08,929 --> 01:28:10,647
Thank you, thank you very much!

1496
01:28:10,729 --> 01:28:12,447
-We talked about this.
-We didn't.

1497
01:28:12,529 --> 01:28:13,644
-Yes, we did.

-No.

1498
01:28:13,729 --> 01:28:15,287
We did. Don't you love me?

1499
01:28:15,489 --> 01:28:18,367
I love the beautiful, bright,
sexy woman up on the screen.

1500
01:28:18,449 --> 01:28:20,519
-He loves me.
-The girl I made movies with.

1501
01:28:20,609 --> 01:28:24,727
That's not you, it's you pretending
to be real, which you're really good at.

1502
01:28:24,809 --> 01:28:27,881
In real life, I think I'm with the real you,
but I'm not.

1503
01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:29,607

I'd be with the real you here now...

1504
01:28:29,689 --> 01:28:32,886
...not the real you from the movies.
I don't want to be with you.

1505
01:28:32,969 --> 01:28:34,368
-Why not?
-I just explained it.

1506
01:28:34,449 --> 01:28:36,519

-You did?
-I don't want to talk about it.

1507
01:28:36,609 --> 01:28:38,804
-Not in front of these--
-Why not, Eddie?

1508
01:28:38,889 --> 01:28:43,246
You're right. What could I have to say
to you that I don't have to say...

1509
01:28:43,449 --> 01:28:46,759
...in front of 300 members
of the international press?

1510
01:28:47,129 --> 01:28:50,280
I'll tell you why:
I'm in love with your sister.

1511
01:28:53,129 --> 01:28:54,244
Kiki?

1512
01:28:57,329 --> 01:28:59,365
-Is this a joke?
-No.

1513
01:29:00,329 --> 01:29:02,285
Kiki, could you get over here?

1514
01:29:07,649 --> 01:29:09,719
-Why her?
-Oh, why not?

1515
01:29:09,929 --> 01:29:13,285
Is it so unbelievable, unfathomable
that a man could love me?

1516
01:29:13,529 --> 01:29:15,485
-Not now.
-I think now is the time.

1517
01:29:15,569 --> 01:29:17,082
You just wait for me!

1518
01:29:17,769 --> 01:29:18,997
Can I say something?

1519
01:29:19,089 --> 01:29:20,442
-Yes.
-No!

1520
01:29:20,729 --> 01:29:22,879
Okay, one nut at a time.

1521
01:29:23,249 --> 01:29:25,319
You're my sister. I love you.

1522
01:29:25,649 --> 01:29:30,769
You should know nothing happened
between me and Eddie until last night.

1523
01:29:31,169 --> 01:29:34,445
I somehow feel so much better
about you stealing my husband.

1524
01:29:34,529 --> 01:29:37,168
Ex! Ex-husband.
And I didn't steal anything.

1525
01:29:37,329 --> 01:29:41,481
You've been shacked up for the past year
with Ricky Ricardo.

1526
01:29:45,249 --> 01:29:48,685
I am just tired of making excuses.

1527
01:29:48,849 --> 01:29:50,919
I am done picking up dirty clothes.

1528
01:29:51,089 --> 01:29:53,444
I am done pretending...

1529
01:29:53,529 --> 01:29:55,918
...that your life is my whole life.

1530
01:29:56,689 --> 01:29:58,407
I'm just.... I'm done.

1531
01:29:58,569 --> 01:30:01,322
So what you're really worried about
is you, right?

1532
01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:03,963

Yes.

1533
01:30:05,329 --> 01:30:08,526
Well, I guess you're fired.

1534
01:30:12,369 --> 01:30:14,041
Honey.

1535
01:30:16,929 --> 01:30:20,399
You know all I care about
is your happiness.

1536
01:30:20,609 --> 01:30:21,644
That's sweet--

1537
01:30:21,729 --> 01:30:25,961
So, don't worry about me. I'll be fine.

1538
01:30:30,129 --> 01:30:32,359
-You're unbelievable.
-Shut up.

1539
01:30:32,929 --> 01:30:34,760
Next? What can I do for you?

1540
01:30:34,849 --> 01:30:38,319
I know I shouldn't have said that
in front of everybody, but....

1541
01:30:38,929 --> 01:30:41,363
For the last year, I've tried to find clarity.

1542
01:30:41,449 --> 01:30:44,725
All of a sudden I am so clear it's ridiculous.

1543
01:30:45,689 --> 01:30:47,247
I want to be with you.

1544
01:30:47,409 --> 01:30:49,400
When did you make this decision?

1545
01:30:49,729 --> 01:30:51,799
The moment I thought I'd lost you.

1546
01:30:52,609 --> 01:30:54,440
-Damn it.
-What?

1547
01:30:54,769 --> 01:30:57,078
That was good.

1548
01:30:59,489 --> 01:31:03,482
No, this is crazy.
Eddie, this isn't going to work.

1549
01:31:03,649 --> 01:31:04,923
Listen to me.

1550
01:31:06,889 --> 01:31:08,402
I'm grateful for you.

1551
01:31:10,009 --> 01:31:13,160
In all the world,
the thing I'm most grateful for...

1552
01:31:13,329 --> 01:31:14,557
...is you.

1553
01:31:17,729 --> 01:31:19,959
If that's a line from one of your movies--

1554
01:31:20,049 --> 01:31:21,323
That one's mine.

1555
01:31:24,649 --> 01:31:25,718
What do we do now?

1556
01:31:25,809 --> 01:31:28,448
Traditionally, we kiss.

1557
01:31:28,689 --> 01:31:29,724
Yeah?

1558
01:31:40,289 --> 01:31:43,486
Give her some room. Thank you.
Step back, please.

1559
01:31:44,289 --> 01:31:45,722
Easy.

1560
01:31:47,169 --> 01:31:49,239
I'm on pain medication...

1561
01:31:49,409 --> 01:31:52,765
...that makes me say things
I'd never say otherwise.

1562
01:31:53,289 --> 01:31:55,849
Just to set the record perfectly straight...

1563
01:31:56,129 --> 01:31:59,007
...Eddie and I never had
any plans to reconcile.

1564
01:31:59,649 --> 01:32:00,604
And?

1565
01:32:00,809 --> 01:32:03,323
And Hector is very well-endowed.

1566
01:32:03,489 --> 01:32:07,277
Almost too well-endowed. You know?
I've had complaints. Literally.

1567
01:32:13,049 --> 01:32:15,040
-What are you doing?
-Packing.

1568
01:32:15,329 --> 01:32:17,889

-Let me help you with that.
-No, that's okay.

1569
01:32:18,209 --> 01:32:20,803
That's.... No, really, folding!

1570
01:32:20,969 --> 01:32:23,529
No arguments.
Let somebody help you for once.

1571
01:32:27,089 --> 01:32:28,283
There you are.

1572
01:32:29,129 --> 01:32:30,687
That was unbelievable.

1573
01:32:30,849 --> 01:32:33,283
Amazing!
That was like a movie with a stage show.

1574
01:32:33,369 --> 01:32:36,441
If you all would tour with the film,
we'd make a fortune.

1575
01:32:36,529 --> 01:32:38,997
And your sister, Kiki, she's unbelievable.

1576
01:32:39,089 --> 01:32:40,522
This is really remarkable.

1577
01:32:40,609 --> 01:32:44,682
The entire country has voted her
off the island but, no! She's back!

1578
01:32:44,769 --> 01:32:46,600
I've never seen anything like it.

1579
01:32:46,689 --> 01:32:50,602
The press actually likes the movie!
They call it The Blair Bitch Project!

1580
01:32:50,769 --> 01:32:53,806
But the best news is you two.
Want to have a drink?

1581
01:32:53,969 --> 01:32:55,880
-We're on our way out.
-Where you going?

1582
01:32:55,969 --> 01:32:57,038
We don't know.

1583
01:32:57,129 --> 01:33:00,883
Once in a while, good things happen.
All right, I'll see you.

1584
01:33:00,969 --> 01:33:03,961
There's a car waiting,
you won't have to deal with the press.

1585
01:33:04,049 --> 01:33:05,960
But I'll need you! We got a lot to do!

1586
01:33:06,049 --> 01:33:07,687
This one's going to work!

1587
01:33:26,569 --> 01:33:27,718
Hi.

1588
01:33:27,969 --> 01:33:29,960
Can I explain why I didn't call?

1589
01:33:50,000 --> 01:34:00,000
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