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When you see a guy
reach for stars in the sky
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You can bet that
he's doin' it for some doll
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When you spot a John
waiting out in the rain
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Chances are he's insane
as only a John can be for a Jane
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When you meet a gent
paying all kinds of rent
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For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal
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Call it sad, call it funny
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But it's better than even money that
the guy's only doin' it for some doll
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Your eyes are the eyes
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Of a woman in love
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And oh how they give you away
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Why try to deny
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You're a woman in love
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When I know very well
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What I say?
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I got the horse right here,
the name is Paul Revere
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And here's a guy that says
if the weather's clear
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Can do, can do
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This guy says the horse can do
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If he says the horse can do
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Can do, can do
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I'm pickin' Valentine
cos on the mornin' line
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The guy has got him
figured at five to nine
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But look at Epitaph,
he wins it by a half
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According to this here in the Telegraph
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For Paul Revere I'll bite,
I hear his foot's all right
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Of course it all depends
if it rained last night
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I know it's Valentine,
the morning works look fine
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You know, the jockey's
brother's a friend of mine
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And just a minute, boys
I got the feedbox noise
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It says the great-grandfather
was Equipoise
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I tell you Paul Revere,
now this is no bum steer
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It's from a handicapper
that's real sincere
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I'm pickin' Valentine
cos on the mornin' line
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The guy has got him
figured at five to nine
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So make it Epitaph,
he wins it by a half
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According to this here in the Telegraph
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- Epitaph!
- Valentine!
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Paul Revere!
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I got the horse
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Right here!
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Follow the fold and stray no more
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Stray no more, stray no more
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Put down the bottle
and we'll say no more
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- Follow, follow the fold
- Before you take another swallow
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Follow the fold and stray no more
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Stray no more, stray no more
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Tear up your poker deck
and play no more
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Follow, follow the fold
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Friends, my name is Sarah Brown.
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This is no place to make a speech
and I'm not gonna try.
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You don't wanna be told
how unhappy you are.
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You don't wanna be told
about the emptiness of your lives.
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You who drink too much,
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you who gamble at cards
and dice and horse racing.
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Let us help you not to lose your money
in gambling dens and bookie joints.
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- This doll has captured my attention.
- Let us give you strength to stop drinking.
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- She has lost me.
- Welcome to the Save-A-Soul Mission.
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- Just around the corner.
- Come to me.
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- You're gonna call me a liar.
- A special prayer meeting this Thursday.
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Because today I'm givin' away
solid gold watches for one dollar each.
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That's right, my friends.
A solid gold watch for one buck.
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Remember - all that glitters is not gold.
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More to be desired
are the judgments of heaven.
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- Gold is not enough.
- You say it's not enough?
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All right. Today only,
I include a nailbrush with a solid ivory top.
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Then, my friends, a built-in genuine
magnetic compass. There you are.
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When you brush your nails,
do you wonder where you're goin',
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north, east, south or west?
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Which way are you going?
Down, down, down, or up to salvation?
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Come to the mission and find out.
Absolutely free.
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Absolutely free. The nailbrush is
absolutely free. Don't crowd. Don't push.
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There's plenty of room for everybody.
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There's room for everybody
in the kingdom of heaven, too.
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Now, folks, I don't care
whether you buy it or not, because I'm...
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Let's pack up.
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Did you notice how this time a lot of 'em
stayed till halfway through your talk?
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If we could only sell them
salvation for a buck -
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solid gold, with an ivory top
and a built-in compass.
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Sarah, you don't suppose by any chance
those watches could really be solid gold?
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Uncle Arvide, don't you dare.
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A solid gold watch for one buck.
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Harry the Horse!
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Benny Southstreet! Since when
do ya yell out the name of a person
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- in the open air full of police?
- It was a friendly impulse. I lost my head.
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If I do not like you so much
this would now be a fact.
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- You know Nicely-Nicely Johnson?
- How goes everything?
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Nicely-nicely, thank you.
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I have been waitin'
to hear from Nathan Detroit.
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What will be the location
of his crap game?
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We don't know yet. Nathan's been lookin'
around, but he is very hard to please.
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Confidentially, Harry, the heat is on very
hot here, and it is making Nathan sweat.
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That's too bad. I would dislike
to take my trade elsewhere,
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but I am loaded and lookin' for action.
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I've just acquired 5,000 fish.
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5,000?
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If it can be told, where did you
take on this fine bundle of lettuce?
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I have nothin' to hide.
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I collected the reward on my father.
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It is an advantage
to have a successful father.
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Nobody ever wanted my old man
for as much as 500.
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I'm worried about Nathan.
Harry the Horse is not the only one.
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There's a lotta loose money around
and everybody's lookin' for some action.
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If Nathan doesn't find a place...
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Why, Lieutenant Brannigan!
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Mr Southstreet, it is Lieutenant Brannigan
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of the New York City Police Department.
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Have either of you seen Nathan Detroit?
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- Which Nathan Detroit is that?
- Your boss Nathan Detroit,
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the one who runs a floating crap game.
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- Floating?
- On a boat?
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One that moves to a different spot every
night so the police can't break it up.
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- Sounds like a very difficult thing to do.
- You should know.
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It's your job to rustle up the customers
and tell them where it is.
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Especially with a famous detective
putting on the heat.
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And you can give
just that message to Detroit.
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Brannigan says he's not going to find
a spot for his crap game
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because Brannigan's put on the heat
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and Brannigan's breathing
down everybody's neck.
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Nathan, you're lucky.
You just missed Brannigan.
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- I'm lucky. I missed Brannigan.
- He left a message. He said...
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I am not going to find a place
for my crap game
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because everybody knows
Brannigan has turned on the heat
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and is breathing down everybody's neck.
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That's what he said.
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You tried the regular places?
Won't they take a chance, seeing it's you?
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Seeing it's me, no.
Except one. Joey Biltmore's garage.
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Joey said he might take a chance...
for 1,000 bucks.
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- 1,000?
- In advance and in cash.
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- He would not even take my marker.
- This I do not believe.
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Joey Biltmore will not take your marker.
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You got no idea what a breath
this Brannigan has got.
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A marker's not just
a piece of paper saying:
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"I owe you 1,000.
Signed, Nathan Detroit."
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A marker is the one pledge
which a guy cannot welsh on, never.
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It's like not saluting the flag.
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It does not seem possible.
Me without a livelihood.
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Why, I've been running the crap game
since I was a juvenile delinquent.
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But, Nathan, the situation is desperate.
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- You have got to think of something.
- My only thought costs 1,000 bucks.
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I cannot even afford to think.
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I'm broke. I'm so broke I couldn't even
buy a present for Adelaide today.
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Is it her birthday?
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It is mine and Adelaide's 14th anniversary.
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We are engaged 14 years today.
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Concentrate on the game.
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The town is up to here with high players.
The Greek's in town.
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- Brandy Bottle Bates!
- I know, I know.
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I could make a fortune,
but to make a fortune I need a fortune.
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1,000 bucks!
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Where do I get it?
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The Biltmore garage wants a grand
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But we ain't got a grand on hand
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And they now have a lock on the door
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To the gym at Public School 84
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There's the stockroom
behind McClosky's Bar
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But Mrs McClosky ain't a good scout
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And things bein' how they are
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The back of the police station is out
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So the Biltmore garage is the spot
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But the 1,000 bucks we ain't got
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Why, it's good old reliable Nathan
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Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Detroit
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If you're looking for action,
he'll furnish the spot
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Even when the heat is on,
it's never too hot
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Not for good old reliable Nathan
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For it's always just a short walk
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To the oldest-established permanent
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Floating crap game in New York
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There are well-heeled shooters
everywhere, everywhere
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There are well-heeled
shooters everywhere
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And an awful lot of lettuce
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For the fella who can get us there
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If we only had a lousy little grand
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We could be a millionaire
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Good old reliable Nathan
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Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Detroit
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If the size of your bundle
you want to increase
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I'll arrange that you go broke
in quiet and peace
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In a hide-out provided by Nathan
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Where there are
no neighbours to squawk
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It's the oldest-established permanent
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Floating crap game in New York
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Where's the action?
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Where's the game?
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Gotta have the game
or we'll die from shame
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It's the oldest-established permanent
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Floating crap game in
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New York
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Gentlemen, I am deeply touched
by your faith and loyalty.
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Gentlemen, do not worry. Nathan Detroit's
crap game will float again.
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Nathan! Guess who's sittin' in Mindy's
right now, eatin' a steak breakfast.
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- Hitler.
- Wrong. Sky Masterson.
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Sky Masterson's in town. This should be
the greatest crap game of your career.
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- Where's it gonna be?
- City Hall. The mayor's office.
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- What time?
- We will leave you know, Angie.
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Sky Masterson, the highest player
of 'em all. What a spot I'm in.
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- Does he bet higher than the Greek?
- Why do you think they call him Sky?
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Once, with my own eyes,
I saw him bet 5,000 bucks
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that one raindrop'd beat
another raindrop down the window.
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Once he was sick
and would not take penicillin.
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He bet his fever would go to 104.
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- Always makes crazy bets like that.
- Did he win?
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Him and his crazy bets.
He got lucky. It went to 106.
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So why don't I bet him?
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Why don't I bet him
1,000 bucks on somethin'?
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Max, what's the matter no Danish today?
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It's a holiday in Denmark. How do I know?
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- For years you been bringing me Danish.
- So we ain't got Danish today.
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I'm bringing you cheesecake.
You want strudel, I'll bring strudel.
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- I don't like strudel.
- So eat the cheesecake.
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Live it up a little!
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I do not understand you. Everyone's crazy
about Mindy's cheesecake and strudel.
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They must sell thousands
of portions every day.
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That's just it.
Everybody's on cheesecake and strudel.
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Makes me feel like
I'm playing the favourite.
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Playing the favourite...
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Nicely, Benny, go into the kitchen
and find out exactly how many pieces
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of cheesecake they sold yesterday -
also how many pieces of strudel.
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How much cheesecake?
How much strudel?
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What do you wanna know for?
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I'm investigatin' for the FBI. Go!
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Brannigan! Stop breathing down my neck.
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- Why, Nathan!
- Adelaide. Doll!
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Nathan, how could you think
I was Lieutenant Brannigan?
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We don't even use the same perfume.
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I was kinda daydreaming, I guess.
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I don't dream about detectives,
Nathan, even in the daytime.
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Do you know what I dream about? You.
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And your career as a businessman
in a normal business.
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And our career together
as a normal husband and wife.
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Gesundheit. Your cold does not seem
to be getting any better.
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It comes and goes, comes and goes.
It's just a chronic condition.
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Even if it is, it sure hangs on.
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Nathan... speaking of chronic conditions...
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Happy anniversary.
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Guess what's inside.
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- 1,000 bucks?
- I only wish it was.
239
00:19:24,887 --> 00:19:26,878
Go on. Open it up.
240
00:19:32,887 --> 00:19:35,720
"Mr Nathan Detroit. General Manager."
241
00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:40,036
- General manager of what?
- Whatever you set your mind on, Nathan.
242
00:19:40,127 --> 00:19:42,322
I have faith.
243
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,962
Adelaide, I...
244
00:19:45,047 --> 00:19:47,163
I do not have a present for you.
245
00:19:47,247 --> 00:19:50,364
Oh, I don't mind, Nathan,
if you don't give me a present.
246
00:19:50,447 --> 00:19:53,325
It makes me feel like we were married.
247
00:19:53,407 --> 00:19:57,082
Nathan, darling, there isn't anything
I couldn't do without.
248
00:19:57,167 --> 00:20:01,080
Just as long as you don't start
running that crap game again.
249
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:04,557
Crap game? Adelaide.
Didn't I promise you?
250
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:08,085
- 1200 cheesecake and 1500 strudel.
- What?
251
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:11,079
Yesterday Mindy sold
1200 cheesecake and 1500 strudel.
252
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:13,601
More strudel than cheesecake.
Are you sure?
253
00:20:13,687 --> 00:20:16,247
- Straight from the baker's mouth.
- What is this?
254
00:20:16,327 --> 00:20:20,002
Statistics. Things a businessman
has to have at his fingertips.
255
00:20:20,087 --> 00:20:22,237
- Any news?
- Not yet. I will leave you know.
256
00:20:22,327 --> 00:20:24,795
I'm gettin' impatient, Detroit.
257
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:30,162
- And what was that about?
- His wife's havin' a baby.
258
00:20:31,247 --> 00:20:33,442
But why is he asking you?
259
00:20:33,527 --> 00:20:36,087
He's nervous. It's his first wife.
260
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,760
I'm expecting a fellow
on important business.
261
00:20:44,847 --> 00:20:47,600
Suddenly I get a suspicion
you are trying to get rid of me.
262
00:20:47,687 --> 00:20:50,155
No, doll, no.
But this fella does big business.
263
00:20:50,247 --> 00:20:52,078
- Supermarket?
- Super, super.
264
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:55,364
With him, business is business,
and dolls make him nervous.
265
00:20:55,447 --> 00:20:59,838
Besides, you're late for your rehearsal.
Take Adelaide to the Hot Box. In a cab.
266
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:03,158
- It's only a few blocks.
- The streets are covered with tourists
267
00:21:03,247 --> 00:21:05,238
and I do not want you molested.
268
00:21:05,327 --> 00:21:09,878
Nathan, darling, you are the most
thoughtful man that ever lived.
269
00:21:11,207 --> 00:21:14,916
- But who's gonna pay for the cab?
- I am, of course.
270
00:21:32,807 --> 00:21:35,082
Sky Masterson.
271
00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:37,522
- Detroit.
- Can I believe my eyes? Is it you?
272
00:21:37,607 --> 00:21:40,963
- How goes your percentage of life?
- Not bad, not bad. And you?
273
00:21:41,047 --> 00:21:43,845
- Healthy at the moment.
- Sit for a minute. Relax. Talk.
274
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:45,679
Or maybe you're in a hurry.
275
00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:49,123
My daddy always said there's only
one time a man should be in a hurry.
276
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:51,482
When the cops are comin' up the stairs.
277
00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:54,161
How about a coffee?
Maybe a piece of cheesecake?
278
00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:57,478
Thanks. I'm pleased to hear
things go well with you, Nathan.
279
00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,001
From communiqu�s
received in Las Vegas,
280
00:22:00,087 --> 00:22:03,159
we understood that Brannigan
was corkin' up the town.
281
00:22:03,247 --> 00:22:05,636
Who worries about Brannigan?
282
00:22:06,207 --> 00:22:09,802
- How was Vegas?
- Paradise for two weeks.
283
00:22:09,887 --> 00:22:12,924
I gambled in green pastures,
the dice were my cousins
284
00:22:13,007 --> 00:22:16,716
and the dolls were agreeable
with nice teeth and no last names.
285
00:22:16,807 --> 00:22:19,480
You are sure I cannot offer you
cheesecake or strudel?
286
00:22:19,567 --> 00:22:21,558
No, thanks. I just ate.
287
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:28,200
- How long you gonna be in town?
- Only tonight. Tomorrow I fly to Havana.
288
00:22:28,607 --> 00:22:31,963
Sky, don't think I am a pest,
but do yourself a favour -
289
00:22:32,047 --> 00:22:34,959
eat this last little bite of cheesecake.
You will thank me.
290
00:22:35,047 --> 00:22:38,039
Honestly, I couldn't swallow a mouthful.
291
00:22:38,447 --> 00:22:41,359
- How is Adelaide?
- Fine.
292
00:22:42,407 --> 00:22:44,967
I suppose one of these days
you'll get married.
293
00:22:45,047 --> 00:22:48,642
- We all gotta go sometime.
- But, Nathan, we can fight it.
294
00:22:48,727 --> 00:22:53,642
The companionship of a doll is pleasant
even for a period running into months.
295
00:22:53,727 --> 00:22:56,799
But for a close relationship
that can last through our life,
296
00:22:56,887 --> 00:23:00,084
no doll can take the place
of aces back to back.
297
00:23:00,167 --> 00:23:04,797
Still, you will admit that Mindy's
cheesecake is the greatest alive.
298
00:23:05,207 --> 00:23:09,246
Gladly. Furthermore,
I am quite partial to Mindy's cheesecake.
299
00:23:09,527 --> 00:23:13,964
And yet, although you might disagree,
many people prefer Mindy's strudel.
300
00:23:14,047 --> 00:23:15,639
Do you disagree?
301
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,480
It is my understanding
that the Constitution
302
00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:22,879
allows everybody the free choice
between cheesecake and strudel.
303
00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:25,356
I would be interested to hear.
304
00:23:26,127 --> 00:23:31,076
Offhand, would you say that Mindy sells
more cheesecake or more strudel?
305
00:23:31,567 --> 00:23:36,083
Going strictly by my personal preference,
I'd say more cheesecake than strudel.
306
00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:38,158
For how much?
307
00:23:38,727 --> 00:23:41,116
- What?
- For how much?
308
00:23:42,207 --> 00:23:46,405
Why, Nathan! I never knew you
to lay money on the line.
309
00:23:46,487 --> 00:23:48,842
You always take your bite off the top.
310
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:53,205
1,000 bucks says that yesterday Mindy
sold more strudel than cheesecake.
311
00:23:53,287 --> 00:23:56,677
- Nathan, let me tell you a story.
- Have we got a bet?
312
00:23:56,767 --> 00:24:02,239
On the day I left home to make my way in
the world, my daddy took me to one side.
313
00:24:02,327 --> 00:24:04,557
"Son," my daddy says to me,
314
00:24:04,647 --> 00:24:07,764
"I am sorry I am not able
to bankroll you to a large start,
315
00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:10,964
but not having the necessary
lettuce to get you rolling,
316
00:24:11,047 --> 00:24:15,040
instead, I'm going to stake you
to some very valuable advice."
317
00:24:15,127 --> 00:24:19,882
"One of these days, a guy is going to
show you a brand-new deck of cards
318
00:24:19,967 --> 00:24:22,276
on which the seal is not yet broken."
319
00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:26,565
"Then this guy is going to offer to bet you
that he can make the jack of spades
320
00:24:26,647 --> 00:24:30,799
jump out of this brand-new deck
of cards and squirt cider in your ear."
321
00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:35,597
"But, son, you do not accept this bet
because, as sure as you stand there,
322
00:24:35,687 --> 00:24:39,521
you're going to wind up
with an ear full of cider."
323
00:24:39,607 --> 00:24:43,759
Now, Nathan, I do not suggest that you
have been clocking Mindy's cheesecake.
324
00:24:43,847 --> 00:24:47,522
- Would I do such a thing?
- However, if you are looking for action,
325
00:24:47,607 --> 00:24:52,806
I will bet you the same 1,000 that you
cannot name the colour tie you have on.
326
00:24:55,447 --> 00:24:57,438
Have we got a bet?
327
00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:01,238
No bet.
328
00:25:02,727 --> 00:25:07,164
Polka dots. In the whole world,
nobody but Nathan Detroit
329
00:25:07,247 --> 00:25:10,159
could blow 1,000 bucks on polka dots.
330
00:25:14,327 --> 00:25:15,806
- Hi, Sky.
- Nice to see you.
331
00:25:15,887 --> 00:25:18,242
- How goes it?
- Healthy. And with you, Nicely?
332
00:25:18,327 --> 00:25:20,795
Nicely-nicely, thanks. Nathan?
333
00:25:21,647 --> 00:25:24,241
What's the matter, Nathan? You look sick.
334
00:25:24,927 --> 00:25:27,282
The cheesecake backed up on him.
335
00:25:27,367 --> 00:25:31,440
Maybe that's why they told us
they sell more strudel.
336
00:25:31,527 --> 00:25:35,440
Adelaide gave us a message for you.
Be sure and pick her up after the show.
337
00:25:35,527 --> 00:25:37,882
- And don't be late.
- Yes, dear.
338
00:25:37,967 --> 00:25:40,356
- I mean, OK.
- Yes, dear?
339
00:25:40,447 --> 00:25:42,756
This is husband talk if I ever heard it.
340
00:25:42,847 --> 00:25:47,363
You are trapped because Adelaide
is a doll that is most difficult to unload.
341
00:25:47,447 --> 00:25:49,677
I don't want to unload her. I love her.
342
00:25:49,767 --> 00:25:53,646
A guy without a doll... If a guy does
not have a doll, who would holler on him?
343
00:25:53,727 --> 00:25:57,481
- A doll is a necessity.
- I am not putting the knock on dolls.
344
00:25:57,567 --> 00:26:01,526
But they are something to have only when
they come in handy, like cough drops.
345
00:26:01,607 --> 00:26:07,159
And the proof that I am right is that dolls
are available as far as the eye can see.
346
00:26:07,247 --> 00:26:09,317
Not dolls like Adelaide.
347
00:26:09,407 --> 00:26:14,959
Nathan, nothing personal and no offence,
but, weight for age, all dolls are the same.
348
00:26:15,047 --> 00:26:18,926
- All dolls are the same, huh?
- As far as the eye can see.
349
00:26:19,207 --> 00:26:23,280
It seems to me the one place a doll would
come in handy would be in Havana.
350
00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:27,485
So how come you ain't got one? How
come you are going alone, without a doll?
351
00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:30,035
A matter of choice.
I choose to travel alone,
352
00:26:30,127 --> 00:26:34,086
but if I wish to take a doll, the supply
is more than Woolworths has got beads.
353
00:26:34,167 --> 00:26:37,637
- Not high-class dolls.
- There's only one class: interchangeable.
354
00:26:37,727 --> 00:26:40,924
A doll is a doll.
All dolls, any doll. You name her.
355
00:26:41,007 --> 00:26:45,285
Any doll? Will you bet on that? Will you
bet 1,000 bucks that if I name a doll,
356
00:26:45,367 --> 00:26:48,120
you can take the same doll
to Havana with you tomorrow?
357
00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:50,596
You've got yourself a bet.
358
00:26:58,967 --> 00:27:00,958
I name her.
359
00:27:02,447 --> 00:27:05,325
- Her?
- Sergeant Sarah Brown.
360
00:27:18,607 --> 00:27:21,405
Daddy! I got cider in my ear.
361
00:27:24,807 --> 00:27:27,446
It is my fault, you know.
362
00:27:27,527 --> 00:27:29,916
It's not the mission. It's me.
363
00:27:30,327 --> 00:27:33,842
I can't do the job that has to be done.
I'm a failure.
364
00:27:35,327 --> 00:27:40,037
I'd be doing the right thing if I resigned
and went back home to Boston.
365
00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:46,403
Sarah... should you be able
to bend a solid gold watch?
366
00:27:46,487 --> 00:27:49,320
- Of course not.
- That's what I thought.
367
00:27:55,247 --> 00:27:58,603
Why do you want to go home?
There aren't any sinners in Boston?
368
00:27:58,687 --> 00:28:00,723
What have I accomplished here?
369
00:28:00,807 --> 00:28:02,923
Thousands of depraved characters,
370
00:28:03,007 --> 00:28:05,680
and after months of hard work
an empty mission!
371
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:09,237
Sarah, I'm ashamed of you.
Just because the riffraff of Broadway
372
00:28:09,327 --> 00:28:13,286
didn't break down that door when they
heard you were in charge of this mission.
373
00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:17,155
These aren't small-town delinquents
who drink too much on Saturday night.
374
00:28:17,247 --> 00:28:22,799
You're up against the devil's first-string
troops, a whole army of devil's disciples.
375
00:28:24,247 --> 00:28:27,796
- Do you take sinners here?
- At any time of the day or night, son.
376
00:28:27,887 --> 00:28:29,878
Come right in and sit down.
377
00:28:29,967 --> 00:28:33,437
- Cup of coffee and a doughnut?
- Just coffee, thanks.
378
00:28:33,527 --> 00:28:37,361
I am not here because I am poor
and hungry... not for food, that is.
379
00:28:37,567 --> 00:28:41,116
"Blessed are they which do hunger
after righteousness." Is that it?
380
00:28:41,207 --> 00:28:44,404
Hunger and thirst after righteousness.
Yes, sir. That's it.
381
00:28:44,647 --> 00:28:49,004
My name's Arvide Abernathy. The young
lady at the desk is Sergeant Sarah Brown.
382
00:28:49,087 --> 00:28:52,523
To you, we're Brother Arvide
and Sister Sarah. Sit down, son.
383
00:28:52,607 --> 00:28:56,316
- How do you do?
- Brother Sky. Hello, Sister Sarah.
384
00:28:56,407 --> 00:28:59,399
- Is that your name? Sky?
- Sky Masterson.
385
00:29:00,127 --> 00:29:02,766
What is it that troubles you,
Mr Masterson?
386
00:29:02,847 --> 00:29:06,886
- Brother Sky.
- I gather you are not in need of money.
387
00:29:06,967 --> 00:29:11,597
I'm healthy at the moment. It can change.
Are only the unhappy poor welcome?
388
00:29:11,687 --> 00:29:13,882
What are you unhappy about, son?
389
00:29:15,167 --> 00:29:17,203
Gambling.
390
00:29:17,287 --> 00:29:20,040
Apparently you're a successful gambler.
391
00:29:21,207 --> 00:29:23,846
Is it wrong to gamble, or only to lose?
392
00:29:25,047 --> 00:29:28,278
- I'll come back for help when I'm broke.
- Don't misunderstand.
393
00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:32,963
It's just so unusual for a successful
sinner to be unhappy about sin.
394
00:29:33,047 --> 00:29:36,676
Besides, my unhappiness came up
very suddenly. Maybe it'll go away again.
395
00:29:36,767 --> 00:29:40,362
We can keep you unhappy, son.
Give us a chance.
396
00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:44,440
You don't look like a gambler at heart.
What made you take it up?
397
00:29:44,527 --> 00:29:49,282
Evil companions. Evil companions
who are always offering me sucker bets.
398
00:29:49,367 --> 00:29:53,679
- Just what is a sucker bet?
- A bet that is reserved for suckers.
399
00:29:53,767 --> 00:29:57,203
For a gambler to get sucked in
on such a bet is most humiliating.
400
00:29:57,287 --> 00:30:01,405
But to lose it means that you are marked
for a very long time as a chump.
401
00:30:01,487 --> 00:30:03,318
You must go all out to win it.
402
00:30:03,407 --> 00:30:06,683
Is that so terrible,
to be marked as a chump?
403
00:30:06,767 --> 00:30:10,043
Among my people, being a chump
is like losing your citizenship.
404
00:30:10,127 --> 00:30:14,564
A chump is an outsider, a yokel
who will buy anything with varnish on it.
405
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:17,002
Like a solid gold watch for a dollar?
406
00:30:17,087 --> 00:30:19,078
This is a real chump.
407
00:30:19,167 --> 00:30:22,284
Well, I think I'll get some rest
before we go out again.
408
00:30:22,367 --> 00:30:26,440
Brother Sky, I'm glad you found us.
You stay here and talk to Sister Sarah.
409
00:30:26,527 --> 00:30:29,246
Whatever your problems are,
she'll have the answers.
410
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:31,318
- I hope so.
- I know so.
411
00:30:32,287 --> 00:30:35,597
If there's one thing
Sister Sarah never fails in,
412
00:30:35,687 --> 00:30:38,679
it's solving other people's problems.
413
00:30:43,687 --> 00:30:45,996
What did he mean by that?
414
00:30:46,087 --> 00:30:49,363
The way he said you never fail
in solving other people's problems.
415
00:30:49,447 --> 00:30:51,563
Haven't we changed places,
Mr Masterson?
416
00:30:51,647 --> 00:30:53,763
- Brother Sky.
- Aren't we supposed...
417
00:30:53,847 --> 00:30:56,680
Why do you have trouble
calling me Brother Sky?
418
00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:59,156
We're supposed to be
discussing your problems.
419
00:30:59,247 --> 00:31:01,761
Maybe non-sinners also have problems.
420
00:31:01,847 --> 00:31:06,637
If you are sincerely interested in
giving up gambling, Mr... Brother Sky,
421
00:31:06,727 --> 00:31:09,366
reading these pamphlets will help you.
422
00:31:09,447 --> 00:31:13,076
My daddy said reading pamphlets
never made anybody give up anything.
423
00:31:13,167 --> 00:31:15,761
Now, I had a more personal help in mind.
424
00:31:15,847 --> 00:31:18,122
There's a midnight prayer meeting
on Thursday.
425
00:31:18,207 --> 00:31:21,279
The day after tomorrow.
Who's going to help me until then?
426
00:31:21,367 --> 00:31:24,803
Well, our doors are always open.
Come in any time.
427
00:31:27,647 --> 00:31:30,115
You know what I think, Sister Sarah?
428
00:31:30,207 --> 00:31:33,597
I think you not only don't wanna help me,
but you're against me.
429
00:31:33,687 --> 00:31:37,566
I'm afraid that is true.
I'm afraid I don't trust you, Mr Masterson.
430
00:31:37,647 --> 00:31:40,241
- Brother Sky.
- Mr Masterson.
431
00:31:40,767 --> 00:31:42,758
You don't believe I'm a sinner.
432
00:31:42,847 --> 00:31:46,601
I'm prepared to believe you're the biggest
sinner I've ever met in my life.
433
00:31:46,687 --> 00:31:49,485
But you don't believe I want to repent.
434
00:31:51,727 --> 00:31:53,718
Is that it?
435
00:31:57,367 --> 00:32:00,643
All of a sudden you want a cup of coffee.
436
00:32:02,327 --> 00:32:07,321
Did it ever occur to you that some people
could be all repentance and no sin?
437
00:32:07,407 --> 00:32:10,479
You know, I may start
a chain of missions to help your kind.
438
00:32:10,567 --> 00:32:15,357
"Come all ye repenters and let us
bring a little sin into your life."
439
00:32:15,447 --> 00:32:19,440
"There is no peace unto the wicked.
Proverbs." This is wrong.
440
00:32:20,807 --> 00:32:23,367
Let's say it's a matter of opinion,
shall we?
441
00:32:23,447 --> 00:32:25,915
I made a statement of fact. It's wrong.
442
00:32:26,607 --> 00:32:30,600
How dare you! Even if this is not
a church, it is a mission.
443
00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:33,724
- How dare you blaspheme.
- How dare you misquote the Bible.
444
00:32:33,807 --> 00:32:35,638
This is not Proverbs.
445
00:32:35,727 --> 00:32:38,161
- Of course it's Proverbs.
- Isaiah.
446
00:32:39,687 --> 00:32:42,838
Chapter 57, verse 20 or 21.
447
00:32:44,687 --> 00:32:49,477
Would you like to bet on it?
Not money, just a nice sociable bet?
448
00:32:51,767 --> 00:32:53,758
Isaiah?
449
00:32:55,247 --> 00:33:00,037
Only one thing has been in as many
hotel rooms as I have - the Gideon Bible.
450
00:33:00,127 --> 00:33:03,642
Never tangle with me on the Good Book.
I must have read it a dozen times.
451
00:33:03,727 --> 00:33:06,560
- If all that was no help to you...
- Who says it wasn't?
452
00:33:06,647 --> 00:33:09,923
In one of my blackest moments
I came up with a three-horse parlay.
453
00:33:10,007 --> 00:33:12,282
Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego.
454
00:33:12,927 --> 00:33:17,284
- Mr Masterson, why did you come here?
- I told you, I'm an unhappy sinner.
455
00:33:17,367 --> 00:33:20,837
- Excuse me, but you're a liar.
- Lying is not one of my sins.
456
00:33:20,927 --> 00:33:24,476
I am not in the market
for a one-dollar solid gold watch.
457
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:26,444
All right. We'll lay it on the line.
458
00:33:26,527 --> 00:33:29,564
- We'll deal the hand open.
- Could you say that in English?
459
00:33:29,647 --> 00:33:32,878
I'm sure you've earned your stripes
in combat against the devil.
460
00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:36,562
- There's no need to be sarcastic.
- But not on this battlefield
461
00:33:36,647 --> 00:33:39,286
against the devil's first-line troops.
462
00:33:39,367 --> 00:33:42,359
You can't get at the enemy.
This mission is laying an egg.
463
00:33:42,447 --> 00:33:45,200
- You have no way of knowing.
- I've got lots of ways.
464
00:33:45,287 --> 00:33:48,359
You are stuck with a store
full of repentance and no customers.
465
00:33:48,447 --> 00:33:51,245
Without sinners to repent,
repentance doesn't exist.
466
00:33:51,327 --> 00:33:55,161
So you're stuck with a store full
of nothing. Do I give you a fair rundown?
467
00:33:55,247 --> 00:33:58,239
I wouldn't know.
I've never had a rundown.
468
00:33:58,807 --> 00:34:03,278
- Would you be open to a proposition?
- I've had those. No.
469
00:34:03,367 --> 00:34:05,881
Don't flatter yourself. I'm talking business.
470
00:34:05,967 --> 00:34:09,562
I am in a position to supply
the raw material you need for your work.
471
00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:11,638
- Namely sinners.
- How?
472
00:34:11,727 --> 00:34:15,606
That's my work. Now when is this
big midnight meeting of yours?
473
00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:21,045
Thursday. I guarantee to supply that
meeting with one dozen genuine sinners.
474
00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:25,837
- Whether they repent or not is up to you.
- Thank you. That's a fair rundown.
475
00:34:25,927 --> 00:34:28,236
Now, if you will excuse me...
476
00:34:28,327 --> 00:34:30,318
Just a minute, Sister Sarah.
477
00:34:31,327 --> 00:34:35,115
This is not a charity contribution.
This is a business transaction.
478
00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:37,243
Something you want for something I want.
479
00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:39,716
And what is that?
480
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:44,681
Have dinner with me tomorrow night.
481
00:34:48,407 --> 00:34:51,843
Why should that be something you want?
482
00:34:52,047 --> 00:34:54,959
Well, maybe because I think
I'll be hungry tomorrow night.
483
00:34:55,047 --> 00:34:57,038
- Keep this. It's my marker.
- Your what?
484
00:34:57,127 --> 00:35:01,439
My marker. My IOU for one dozen
genuine sinners delivered as described.
485
00:35:01,527 --> 00:35:04,997
- I will pick you up tomorrow at noon.
- At noon to go to dinner?
486
00:35:05,087 --> 00:35:09,922
It takes time to get there. We're going to
my favourite restaurant - El Caf� Cabana.
487
00:35:10,007 --> 00:35:11,645
Where's that?
488
00:35:11,727 --> 00:35:14,116
- Havana.
- Havana, Cuba?
489
00:35:14,207 --> 00:35:18,723
- Well, what other Havanas are there?
- You wanna take me to dinner in Cuba?
490
00:35:18,807 --> 00:35:23,676
- Well, they eat in Cuba, same as we do.
- What do you take me for? A chump?
491
00:35:23,767 --> 00:35:25,837
- Isaiah's on the other side.
- Get out.
492
00:35:25,927 --> 00:35:29,806
What are they worth to ya? One dozen
genuine sinners ready for salvation.
493
00:35:29,887 --> 00:35:33,357
What are they worth to you?
A chicken salad in the tearoom?
494
00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:37,396
One last word, Sergeant.
I don't want you to walk out of this room
495
00:35:37,487 --> 00:35:41,480
thinking you're upset because some
black-hearted sinner made advances...
496
00:35:41,567 --> 00:35:46,641
- It's none of your business what I think.
- ..to a virtuous lady with a white soul.
497
00:35:46,727 --> 00:35:52,006
Any sinful thoughts present in this room
at this time come out of you, doll, not me.
498
00:35:52,887 --> 00:35:56,243
You're quite right. I'm nothing
but a repressed, neurotic girl -
499
00:35:56,327 --> 00:35:59,876
I've read books on the subject -
who is abnormally attracted to sin,
500
00:35:59,967 --> 00:36:04,995
and so abnormally afraid of it. You're
not the first man to try that approach.
501
00:36:05,087 --> 00:36:09,046
I am happy to know that I am not the first
man who tried to approach in any way.
502
00:36:09,127 --> 00:36:12,039
- You're not even close.
- I imagine you've succeeded
503
00:36:12,127 --> 00:36:14,163
in blocking all possible approaches.
504
00:36:14,247 --> 00:36:17,239
Except for a few that
you wouldn't know about, I'm afraid.
505
00:36:17,327 --> 00:36:21,036
Well, of course, I only know
the ones on the outskirts of society.
506
00:36:21,127 --> 00:36:23,641
What are the approaches like
on the inskirts?
507
00:36:23,727 --> 00:36:26,605
All paved with honourable intentions?
508
00:36:26,687 --> 00:36:29,326
- I wonder what he'll be like.
- Who?
509
00:36:30,767 --> 00:36:35,204
That upright, downright, forthright square
with his close-shaved chin up,
510
00:36:35,287 --> 00:36:39,883
who right now, somewhere, is marching
along the proper approach to proper you.
511
00:36:39,967 --> 00:36:44,483
- What'll he be like?
- He will not be a gambler, for one thing.
512
00:36:44,567 --> 00:36:47,877
I can name better than you the things
he won't be, but what will he be?
513
00:36:47,967 --> 00:36:52,165
- How will you know when he gets to you?
- Don't worry. I'll know.
514
00:36:52,607 --> 00:36:56,646
For I've imagined every bit of him
515
00:36:56,727 --> 00:36:59,605
From his strong moral fibre
516
00:36:59,687 --> 00:37:02,326
To the wisdom in his head
517
00:37:02,407 --> 00:37:07,686
To the homey aroma of his pipe
518
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:10,998
You have wished yourself
a small-town Galahad
519
00:37:11,087 --> 00:37:14,284
The breakfast-eating four-button type
520
00:37:14,367 --> 00:37:20,397
And I shall meet him
when the time is ripe
521
00:37:20,487 --> 00:37:23,524
I'll know
522
00:37:23,607 --> 00:37:26,963
When my love comes along
523
00:37:27,047 --> 00:37:31,996
I won't take a chance
524
00:37:32,087 --> 00:37:35,238
For, oh
525
00:37:35,327 --> 00:37:38,876
He'll be just what I need
526
00:37:38,967 --> 00:37:43,040
Not some fly-by-night
Broadway romance
527
00:37:43,567 --> 00:37:48,083
And you'll know at a glance
by the two pair of pants
528
00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:50,727
I'll know
529
00:37:50,807 --> 00:37:53,958
By his calm, steady voice
530
00:37:54,047 --> 00:37:58,199
Those feet on the ground
531
00:37:59,247 --> 00:38:02,284
I'll know
532
00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:06,360
As I run to his arms
533
00:38:06,447 --> 00:38:10,076
That at last I've come home
534
00:38:10,167 --> 00:38:13,796
Safe and sound
535
00:38:13,887 --> 00:38:18,199
And till then I shall wait
536
00:38:18,287 --> 00:38:24,760
And till then I'll be strong
537
00:38:25,687 --> 00:38:29,805
For I'll know
538
00:38:29,887 --> 00:38:33,926
When my love
539
00:38:34,487 --> 00:38:39,083
Comes along
540
00:38:39,247 --> 00:38:43,604
Mine will come as a surprise to me
541
00:38:44,607 --> 00:38:49,203
Mine I leave to chance and chemistry
542
00:38:50,567 --> 00:38:53,161
- Chemistry?
- Yeah, chemistry.
543
00:38:53,927 --> 00:38:58,239
Suddenly I'll know
544
00:38:58,327 --> 00:39:01,524
When my love comes along
545
00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:05,600
I'll know then and there
546
00:39:06,367 --> 00:39:08,437
I'll know
547
00:39:08,527 --> 00:39:10,961
At the sight of her face
548
00:39:11,807 --> 00:39:17,279
How I care, how I care, how I care
549
00:39:17,367 --> 00:39:19,562
And I'll stop
550
00:39:19,647 --> 00:39:22,241
And I'll stare
551
00:39:22,567 --> 00:39:26,162
And I'll know
552
00:39:26,247 --> 00:39:28,807
Long before we can speak
553
00:39:28,887 --> 00:39:31,355
I'll know
554
00:39:31,447 --> 00:39:34,166
In my heart
555
00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:36,556
I'll know
556
00:39:36,647 --> 00:39:39,036
And I won't ever ask
557
00:39:39,487 --> 00:39:43,162
Am I right? Am I wise? Am I smart?
558
00:39:43,807 --> 00:39:46,002
But I'll stop
559
00:39:46,087 --> 00:39:48,043
And I'll stare
560
00:39:48,127 --> 00:39:51,039
At that face
561
00:39:51,127 --> 00:39:55,120
In the throng
562
00:39:57,607 --> 00:40:00,565
Yes, I'll know
563
00:40:01,687 --> 00:40:05,282
When my love
564
00:40:05,367 --> 00:40:10,316
Comes along
565
00:40:50,847 --> 00:40:54,317
Well, that makes it necessary
for me to drop back again.
566
00:40:54,407 --> 00:40:56,921
Matthew 5:39.
567
00:40:57,007 --> 00:41:01,080
Don't bother looking it up.
It's the bit about the other cheek.
568
00:41:30,367 --> 00:41:34,440
I know, Joey.
But the 1,000 bucks is guaranteed.
569
00:41:34,527 --> 00:41:37,405
What? It's a bet I cannot lose.
570
00:41:37,487 --> 00:41:42,356
I bet Sky Masterson he could not take
a certain doll to Havana with him.
571
00:41:42,447 --> 00:41:45,086
Not this doll.
572
00:41:47,327 --> 00:41:50,399
Now for the grand finale
of our round-the-world revue,
573
00:41:50,487 --> 00:41:55,356
the Hot Box takes you out to the alley
with Miss Adelaide and her Alley Kittens.
574
00:43:13,527 --> 00:43:15,802
One meow, two meow,
three meow, scat!
575
00:43:15,887 --> 00:43:17,878
What's the initial of my pet tomcat?
576
00:43:17,967 --> 00:43:20,197
Is it A, B, C, D, E, F, G?
577
00:43:20,287 --> 00:43:22,482
Is it H or J or L, M, N, O, P?
578
00:43:22,567 --> 00:43:24,922
Is it L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T?
579
00:43:25,007 --> 00:43:27,885
No, it's you! You're the cat for me!
580
00:43:59,087 --> 00:44:02,204
You know you've been mean to me
581
00:44:02,287 --> 00:44:06,075
And you know when you're mean to me
582
00:44:06,167 --> 00:44:11,036
How it always makes me wanna roam
583
00:44:12,087 --> 00:44:14,999
And you know there's a danger
584
00:44:15,087 --> 00:44:19,683
That some gentle stranger
585
00:44:21,007 --> 00:44:27,924
Might pick me up
and make me feel at home
586
00:44:28,007 --> 00:44:29,440
So pet me, Poppa
587
00:44:29,527 --> 00:44:31,165
Poppa, pet me nice
588
00:44:32,727 --> 00:44:34,399
Ooh, pet me, Poppa
589
00:44:34,487 --> 00:44:37,797
- Poppa, melt the ice
- And you know how
590
00:44:37,887 --> 00:44:40,606
If you don't want me out roamin' the city
591
00:44:40,687 --> 00:44:42,837
Talk to me pretty - here, kitty kitty!
592
00:44:42,927 --> 00:44:44,246
And pet me, Poppa
593
00:44:44,327 --> 00:44:46,124
Poppa, pet me nice
594
00:44:47,447 --> 00:44:49,165
Ooh, pet me, Poppa
595
00:44:49,247 --> 00:44:50,805
Poppa, pet me good
596
00:44:52,367 --> 00:44:54,119
Mm, pet me, Poppa
597
00:44:54,207 --> 00:44:57,438
- Proper, like you should
- And you know how
598
00:44:57,527 --> 00:45:00,121
If you care to keep me home by the fire
599
00:45:00,207 --> 00:45:02,437
Specially when it's time to retire
600
00:45:02,527 --> 00:45:04,040
Then pet me, Poppa
601
00:45:04,127 --> 00:45:06,118
Poppa, pet me good
602
00:45:06,727 --> 00:45:09,082
Warm up my saucer of milk
603
00:45:09,167 --> 00:45:11,522
And maybe I'll purr
604
00:45:11,607 --> 00:45:13,837
Lay out my cushion of silk
605
00:45:13,927 --> 00:45:16,316
Don't rumple my fur
606
00:45:17,527 --> 00:45:19,882
- Just reach over and...
- Pet me, Poppa
607
00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:23,323
Poppa, melt the ice
608
00:45:23,407 --> 00:45:25,921
If you don't want me out roamin' the city
609
00:45:26,007 --> 00:45:28,077
Talk to me pretty - here, kitty kitty!
610
00:45:28,167 --> 00:45:29,520
And pet me, Poppa
611
00:45:29,607 --> 00:45:33,156
That's my good advice
612
00:45:33,247 --> 00:45:34,999
Pet me, Poppa
613
00:45:35,727 --> 00:45:37,001
Pet me, Poppa
614
00:45:38,287 --> 00:45:39,322
Pet me, Poppa
615
00:45:39,407 --> 00:45:41,398
Poppa, pet me
616
00:45:42,327 --> 00:45:44,363
That'll get me! Pet me, Poppa
617
00:45:44,447 --> 00:45:49,567
Poppa, pet me nice
618
00:45:53,047 --> 00:45:58,075
I gotta hang up. Can I tell the guys that
the game'll be at your garage tomorrow?
619
00:45:58,807 --> 00:46:03,198
I would gladly pay you in advance, but
I will not get the money until tomorrow.
620
00:46:03,287 --> 00:46:05,847
I've got to have time
to spread the word around.
621
00:46:07,247 --> 00:46:09,317
Joey, listen to...
622
00:46:09,407 --> 00:46:10,999
Yes, Joey.
623
00:46:12,727 --> 00:46:15,287
Drop dead, Joey.
624
00:46:20,847 --> 00:46:23,122
Oh, Nathan, darling!
625
00:46:23,207 --> 00:46:25,198
You got here early.
626
00:46:26,207 --> 00:46:28,721
It's so thrilling to find you waiting for me.
627
00:46:28,807 --> 00:46:32,595
Just like we were married
and I was coming home from work.
628
00:46:32,687 --> 00:46:35,565
You wouldn't make me stop working,
would you, Nathan?
629
00:46:35,647 --> 00:46:39,686
That would be cruel. A doll like you could
earn good money for another ten years.
630
00:46:39,767 --> 00:46:41,758
- Easy.
- Sweet!
631
00:46:41,847 --> 00:46:43,883
And you were reading my book, too.
632
00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:47,323
See? I told you reading
don't make people go blind.
633
00:46:47,407 --> 00:46:50,001
It's very interesting, isn't it?
634
00:46:50,087 --> 00:46:52,442
What is? Oh, the book. Yeah.
635
00:46:53,087 --> 00:46:57,524
The doctor gave it to me. He said
it might help me get rid of my cold.
636
00:46:58,047 --> 00:47:01,244
- With a book?
- He thinks that my cold might possibly
637
00:47:01,327 --> 00:47:03,716
be caused by psychology.
638
00:47:04,847 --> 00:47:06,917
How does he know you got psychology?
639
00:47:07,007 --> 00:47:09,919
Nathan! Everybody has got it.
640
00:47:10,007 --> 00:47:15,957
And female psychology explains why
certain girls do certain kinds of things.
641
00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:18,756
It's all in the book.
642
00:47:20,607 --> 00:47:22,837
Must be some book.
643
00:47:24,487 --> 00:47:27,797
Would it, for instance,
tell you what kind of a doll
644
00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:32,005
would go for a certain kind of a guy
which you wouldn't think she would?
645
00:47:32,087 --> 00:47:36,046
Nathan! No matter
how terrible a fella seems,
646
00:47:36,127 --> 00:47:39,358
you can never be sure
that some girl won't go for him.
647
00:47:39,447 --> 00:47:41,438
Take us.
648
00:47:42,247 --> 00:47:44,920
Get dressed. We'll go eat.
649
00:47:47,727 --> 00:47:52,005
Starting with next week, Nathan,
I will be getting a raise in salary.
650
00:47:52,087 --> 00:47:54,237
Where does it say what different dolls do?
651
00:47:54,327 --> 00:47:56,557
You're not even listening to me.
652
00:47:57,287 --> 00:47:58,800
Gesundheit.
653
00:47:58,887 --> 00:48:02,357
I will be making enough
so that we can finally get married.
654
00:48:02,447 --> 00:48:04,403
What do you think?
655
00:48:05,487 --> 00:48:07,876
Of course we'll get married.
Sooner or later.
656
00:48:07,967 --> 00:48:11,562
Nathan, after 14 years
it is already too late to be sooner.
657
00:48:11,647 --> 00:48:15,799
And if it gets much later,
soon it will be too late even to be later.
658
00:48:15,887 --> 00:48:17,764
Gesundheit.
659
00:48:17,847 --> 00:48:21,806
Besides, Nathan, I don't know
what to do any more about Mother.
660
00:48:21,887 --> 00:48:26,836
- Mother? What about your mother?
- This is something I haven't told you,
661
00:48:26,927 --> 00:48:30,602
but my mother, back in Rhode Island,
662
00:48:30,687 --> 00:48:34,316
she thinks that...
that we are already married.
663
00:48:34,407 --> 00:48:36,477
How could she think such a thing?
664
00:48:36,567 --> 00:48:40,196
Maybe because I wrote her
that we were already married.
665
00:48:41,047 --> 00:48:43,925
- That would make her think so.
- In Rhode Island
666
00:48:44,007 --> 00:48:47,204
people do not remain engaged
for 14 years.
667
00:48:47,287 --> 00:48:50,916
- They get married.
- So how come it's such a small state?
668
00:48:51,567 --> 00:48:57,039
Furthermore, after about two years...
after about two years we...
669
00:48:57,127 --> 00:48:59,641
We got a divorce?
670
00:48:59,727 --> 00:49:03,083
- We had a baby.
- You wrote your mother we had a baby?
671
00:49:03,167 --> 00:49:06,159
I had to, Nathan.
Mother kept after me and after me
672
00:49:06,247 --> 00:49:09,398
and finally I just ran out of excuses.
673
00:49:09,487 --> 00:49:12,047
And what type baby was it?
674
00:49:12,127 --> 00:49:15,756
It was a boy. I named it after you, Nathan.
675
00:49:15,847 --> 00:49:17,838
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
676
00:49:17,927 --> 00:49:21,636
Tell me, what has Nathan Junior
been doing all these years?
677
00:49:21,727 --> 00:49:25,003
Well... right now he's in boarding school.
678
00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:30,480
As a matter of fact, I wrote Mother that
he won the football game last Saturday.
679
00:49:30,567 --> 00:49:32,842
I wish I had a bet on it.
680
00:49:32,927 --> 00:49:34,918
But, Nathan...
681
00:49:36,247 --> 00:49:38,238
That isn't all.
682
00:49:39,367 --> 00:49:42,165
You're not going to say
we also have an Adelaide Junior?
683
00:49:42,247 --> 00:49:46,638
All these years, Nathan.
Mother believes in big families, and...
684
00:49:46,727 --> 00:49:49,321
And we had such an early start.
685
00:49:49,407 --> 00:49:51,796
Just give me the grand total.
686
00:49:54,527 --> 00:49:57,917
- Five.
- Adelaide!
687
00:49:58,007 --> 00:50:02,398
How could you do such a thing
to a nice old broad like your mother?
688
00:50:02,487 --> 00:50:06,082
Nathan, darling, let's just us get married
689
00:50:06,167 --> 00:50:09,284
and I'll handle everything else. OK?
690
00:50:09,367 --> 00:50:11,403
OK, doll. When we're ready.
691
00:50:11,487 --> 00:50:15,844
Nathan, we are ready now.
We have been ready for 14 years.
692
00:50:15,927 --> 00:50:19,476
All we need now is a licence
and a blood test.
693
00:50:19,567 --> 00:50:23,640
- Blood test?
- Don't worry, Nathan. You've got blood.
694
00:50:23,727 --> 00:50:28,482
What a city! First they close my crap
game and then they open my veins.
695
00:50:28,567 --> 00:50:31,240
Nathan, you gave up the crap game.
696
00:50:31,327 --> 00:50:36,037
Of course I did, doll. And you know why?
For you. Because I love you.
697
00:50:37,247 --> 00:50:39,442
Can I borrow some earrings?
698
00:50:40,007 --> 00:50:42,316
It is customary, Laverne, to knock
699
00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:46,559
when entering the private
dressing room of an engaged person.
700
00:50:46,647 --> 00:50:50,879
As far as I'm concerned,
you are in here by yourself.
701
00:50:50,967 --> 00:50:54,676
- May I borrow some earrings?
- Diamonds or pearls?
702
00:50:54,767 --> 00:50:57,998
- Diamonds.
- Top drawer of the trunk. The big box.
703
00:51:05,767 --> 00:51:09,362
Aren't they a little long, dear?
Remember, you've got a short neck.
704
00:51:09,447 --> 00:51:11,324
He's a tall man.
705
00:51:11,407 --> 00:51:15,161
You! I'm all dated up
with Society Max tomorrow night,
706
00:51:15,247 --> 00:51:18,762
and he breaks it
on account of your silly crap game.
707
00:51:32,367 --> 00:51:35,165
Adelaide, look at me. I'm on my knees.
708
00:51:36,047 --> 00:51:39,676
Oh, get up.
It reminds me of your crap game.
709
00:51:39,767 --> 00:51:41,598
Adelaide, doll!
710
00:51:42,287 --> 00:51:45,324
You're getting yourself
upset about nothin'.
711
00:51:45,407 --> 00:51:48,877
It's a game I set up a long time ago.
I couldn't get out of it.
712
00:51:48,967 --> 00:51:50,958
Understand?
713
00:51:52,087 --> 00:51:54,726
Look, we love each other.
We're gonna get married.
714
00:51:54,807 --> 00:51:56,798
We'll be happy.
715
00:51:56,887 --> 00:51:59,447
Get out of my life, Nathan Detroit.
716
00:52:08,767 --> 00:52:10,359
I knew you'd understand.
717
00:52:10,447 --> 00:52:12,563
Gesundheit.
718
00:52:36,767 --> 00:52:39,156
It says here:
719
00:52:39,247 --> 00:52:42,205
The average unmarried female
720
00:52:42,847 --> 00:52:45,122
Basically insecure
721
00:52:45,847 --> 00:52:48,998
Due to some long frustration
722
00:52:49,087 --> 00:52:51,078
May react
723
00:52:51,887 --> 00:52:56,278
With psychosomatic symptoms
724
00:52:56,607 --> 00:52:58,598
Difficult to endure
725
00:52:59,487 --> 00:53:04,083
Affecting the upper respiratory tract
726
00:53:08,047 --> 00:53:13,075
In other words, just from waiting around
for that plain little band of gold
727
00:53:13,167 --> 00:53:16,921
A person can develop a cold
728
00:53:17,607 --> 00:53:22,476
You can spray her wherever
you figure the streptococci lurk
729
00:53:22,567 --> 00:53:27,277
You can give her a shot for whatever
she's got but it just won't work
730
00:53:27,367 --> 00:53:32,282
If she's tired of getting
that fisheye from the hotel clerk
731
00:53:32,367 --> 00:53:35,677
A person can develop a cold
732
00:53:38,567 --> 00:53:40,603
It says here:
733
00:53:40,687 --> 00:53:43,645
The female remaining single
734
00:53:44,367 --> 00:53:46,756
Constantly in suspense
735
00:53:47,207 --> 00:53:51,246
Shows a neurotic tendency
736
00:53:51,327 --> 00:53:52,646
See note
737
00:53:52,727 --> 00:53:55,116
See note? Note?
738
00:53:55,727 --> 00:53:58,878
Chronic organic syndromes
739
00:53:58,967 --> 00:54:02,243
Toxic or hypertense
740
00:54:02,327 --> 00:54:05,763
Involving the eye, the ear,
the nose and throat
741
00:54:09,767 --> 00:54:14,716
In other words, just from wondering
whether the wedding is on or off
742
00:54:14,807 --> 00:54:18,436
A person can develop a cough
743
00:54:19,767 --> 00:54:24,602
You can feed her all day
with the vitamin A and the bromo fizz
744
00:54:24,687 --> 00:54:29,317
But the medicine never gets
anywhere near where the trouble is
745
00:54:29,407 --> 00:54:34,162
If she's getting a kind of a name
for herself and the name ain't his
746
00:54:34,247 --> 00:54:37,956
A person can develop a cough
747
00:54:38,967 --> 00:54:43,518
And furthermore, just from stalling
and stalling and stalling the wedding trip
748
00:54:43,607 --> 00:54:47,202
A person can develop la grippe
749
00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:52,923
When they get on the train for Niagara
750
00:54:53,007 --> 00:54:56,682
And she can hear church bells chime
751
00:54:56,767 --> 00:54:59,156
The compartment is air-conditioned
752
00:54:59,247 --> 00:55:05,163
And the mood sublime
753
00:55:06,247 --> 00:55:09,205
Then they get off at Yonkers racetrack
754
00:55:09,287 --> 00:55:11,562
For the 14th time
755
00:55:11,647 --> 00:55:15,083
A person can develop la grippe
756
00:55:15,167 --> 00:55:18,716
La grippe, la post-nasal drip
757
00:55:18,807 --> 00:55:20,957
With the wheezes and the sneezes
758
00:55:21,047 --> 00:55:24,164
And a sinus that's really a pip
759
00:55:28,087 --> 00:55:34,401
From a lack of community property
and a feeling she's getting too old
760
00:55:34,487 --> 00:55:43,964
A person can develop a bad, bad cold
761
00:56:06,087 --> 00:56:10,000
Follow the fold and stray no more
762
00:56:10,087 --> 00:56:14,080
Stray no more, stray no more
763
00:56:14,167 --> 00:56:18,206
Put down the bottle
and we'll say no more
764
00:56:36,567 --> 00:56:39,001
One minute earlier
you would have witnessed
765
00:56:39,087 --> 00:56:42,204
Miss Sarah give
Sky Masterson a 100% brushoff.
766
00:56:42,287 --> 00:56:45,040
So the 1,000 for Joey
is practically in your pocket.
767
00:56:45,127 --> 00:56:48,164
- You should be jumping for joy.
- I'm jumpin'.
768
00:56:48,247 --> 00:56:50,807
You got work to do.
Arrangements to make.
769
00:56:50,887 --> 00:56:54,675
- A shave and a hot towel'll fix you up.
- For who should I have a shave?
770
00:56:54,767 --> 00:56:58,077
- For who should I have a hot towel?
- Do you know what is at stake here?
771
00:56:58,167 --> 00:57:01,443
Nathan Detroit's crap game.
Because of a doll.
772
00:57:01,527 --> 00:57:04,280
I cannot believe a number one
businessman like you
773
00:57:04,367 --> 00:57:07,086
could let himself
fall in love with his own fianc�e.
774
00:57:07,167 --> 00:57:12,480
So Adelaide is my weakness! Can you not
be tolerant that I have got a weakness?
775
00:57:12,567 --> 00:57:18,324
Especially since this is a sad condition
that guys are in all over the world? Look.
776
00:57:18,407 --> 00:57:22,559
What's playin' at the Roxy?
I'll tell you what's playin' at the Roxy
777
00:57:22,647 --> 00:57:25,081
It's a picture about a Minnesota man
so in love with a Mississippi girl
778
00:57:25,167 --> 00:57:28,318
That he sacrifices everything
and moves all the way to Biloxi
779
00:57:28,407 --> 00:57:30,875
That's what's playin' at the Roxy
780
00:57:30,967 --> 00:57:34,403
What's in the Daily News?
I'll tell you what's in the Daily News
781
00:57:34,487 --> 00:57:37,365
Story about a guy
who bought his wife a small ruby
782
00:57:37,447 --> 00:57:40,405
With what otherwise
would have been his union dues
783
00:57:40,487 --> 00:57:43,160
That's what's in the Daily News
784
00:57:43,247 --> 00:57:47,081
What's happenin' all over?
I'll tell you what's happenin' all over
785
00:57:47,167 --> 00:57:51,240
Guys sitting home by a television set
who used to be something of a rover
786
00:57:51,327 --> 00:57:54,160
That's what's happening all over
787
00:57:54,247 --> 00:57:57,398
Love is the thing that has licked them
788
00:57:57,487 --> 00:58:00,604
And it looks like I'm just another victim
789
00:58:01,287 --> 00:58:02,720
Yes, sir.
790
00:58:02,807 --> 00:58:06,720
When you see a guy
reach for stars in the sky
791
00:58:06,847 --> 00:58:10,999
You can bet
that he's doin' it for some doll
792
00:58:11,087 --> 00:58:15,285
When you spot a John
waitin' out in the rain
793
00:58:15,367 --> 00:58:19,485
Chances are he's insane
as only a John can be for a Jane
794
00:58:19,567 --> 00:58:23,719
When you meet a gent
payin' all kinds of rent
795
00:58:23,807 --> 00:58:28,039
For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal
796
00:58:28,127 --> 00:58:30,402
Call it sad, call it funny
797
00:58:30,487 --> 00:58:35,845
But it's better than even money
that the guy's only doin' it for some doll
798
00:58:51,327 --> 00:58:55,320
When you see a Joe
savin' half of his dough
799
00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:59,559
You can bet there'll be
mink in it for some doll
800
00:58:59,647 --> 00:59:03,765
When a bum buys wine
like a bum can't afford
801
00:59:03,847 --> 00:59:07,965
It's a cinch that the bum
is under the thumb of some little broad
802
00:59:08,047 --> 00:59:12,165
When you meet a mug
lately out of the jug
803
00:59:12,247 --> 00:59:16,445
And he's still liftin' platinum folderol
804
00:59:16,527 --> 00:59:18,677
Call it hell, call it heaven
805
00:59:18,767 --> 00:59:24,797
It's a probable twelve to seven
that the guy's only doin' it for some doll
806
00:59:42,007 --> 00:59:46,159
When you see a sport
and his cash has run short
807
00:59:46,247 --> 00:59:50,445
You can bet
he's been blowin' it on some doll
808
00:59:50,527 --> 00:59:54,679
When a guy wears tails
with the front gleaming white
809
00:59:54,767 --> 00:59:58,919
Who the heck do you think
he's ticklin' pink on Saturday night?
810
00:59:59,007 --> 01:00:03,159
When some lazy slob
gets a good steady job
811
01:00:03,247 --> 01:00:07,035
And he smells from Vitalis and Barbasol
812
01:00:07,607 --> 01:00:09,882
Call it dumb, call it clever
813
01:00:09,967 --> 01:00:14,961
Ah, but you can give odds for ever
that the guy's only doin' it for some doll
814
01:00:15,047 --> 01:00:16,526
Some doll, some doll
815
01:00:16,607 --> 01:00:22,284
The guy's only doin' it for some doll
816
01:00:25,207 --> 01:00:29,564
Well, I think we finally managed
to shake off the prince of darkness.
817
01:00:29,647 --> 01:00:31,842
You certainly discouraged him.
818
01:00:31,927 --> 01:00:33,918
I certainly did.
819
01:00:36,527 --> 01:00:38,404
Arvide.
820
01:00:38,487 --> 01:00:41,126
General Cartwright,
what a pleasant surprise.
821
01:00:41,207 --> 01:00:43,596
- We didn't know you were in town.
- A flying visit.
822
01:00:43,687 --> 01:00:47,362
Flew in from Boston early this morning.
Important luncheon meeting.
823
01:00:47,447 --> 01:00:51,235
While waiting, thought I'd check
a few of our outposts informally.
824
01:00:51,327 --> 01:00:55,923
I'm surprised the mission was unattended
in a neighbourhood as unsavoury as this.
825
01:00:56,007 --> 01:00:58,805
Why should you be surprised?
You've seen our records.
826
01:00:58,887 --> 01:01:02,243
We don't seem to get anyone in here
even to rob the place.
827
01:01:02,327 --> 01:01:04,363
Yes.
828
01:01:04,447 --> 01:01:07,359
Well, now that you've brought it up,
829
01:01:07,447 --> 01:01:11,360
I must confess I have come for
a purpose - an unhappy one, I'm afraid.
830
01:01:11,447 --> 01:01:14,439
It doesn't look as if
we accomplish anything, but in time...
831
01:01:14,527 --> 01:01:18,156
Time, I'm afraid,
is what we can no longer afford.
832
01:01:18,247 --> 01:01:21,478
My good friends,
after careful deliberation,
833
01:01:21,567 --> 01:01:24,923
headquarters has decided
to close this branch of the mission.
834
01:01:25,007 --> 01:01:28,363
- Close the mission?
- No, General. Please!
835
01:01:28,447 --> 01:01:31,439
Even if I haven't made a success of it,
someone will.
836
01:01:31,527 --> 01:01:35,315
Sarah Brown, if you can't
attract sinners, nobody can.
837
01:01:35,407 --> 01:01:39,446
There are so many calls on us. So many
other places where our work is needed.
838
01:01:41,847 --> 01:01:43,678
How do you do?
839
01:01:43,767 --> 01:01:48,318
- I don't believe we've met, Brother...?
- Brother Sky Masterson. Former sinner.
840
01:01:48,687 --> 01:01:52,282
I am General Cartwright,
regional director of Save-A-Soul.
841
01:01:52,367 --> 01:01:56,155
- Why isn't his name on the report?
- What were you doing in there?
842
01:01:56,247 --> 01:01:59,922
I was resting, Sister Sarah.
I was going to ask Brother Arvide
843
01:02:00,007 --> 01:02:04,205
if he might let me carry the drum
when we go out again this afternoon.
844
01:02:04,287 --> 01:02:08,166
On behalf of former sinners of the future,
I protest the closing of this mission.
845
01:02:08,247 --> 01:02:13,116
- General, I think I should explain to you...
- Sarah, this man has a right to be heard.
846
01:02:13,207 --> 01:02:15,198
Continue, Brother Sky.
847
01:02:17,807 --> 01:02:21,277
General, would you be open
to a proposition?
848
01:02:21,367 --> 01:02:25,838
The general is flying back to Boston. She
will not be available for dinner tonight.
849
01:02:26,127 --> 01:02:28,687
Sarah, what are you talking about?
850
01:02:29,887 --> 01:02:33,323
- What have you got in mind, young man?
- Faith in Sister Sarah.
851
01:02:33,407 --> 01:02:37,878
I ask you to give her 36 hours to show
that she can make this mission pay off.
852
01:02:37,967 --> 01:02:41,721
Saving souls should not be
referred to as paying off.
853
01:02:41,807 --> 01:02:45,277
- Why 36 hours?
- Because he knows our big meeting,
854
01:02:45,367 --> 01:02:48,086
36 hours from now,
will be a great success.
855
01:02:48,167 --> 01:02:49,646
Uncle Arvide!
856
01:02:49,727 --> 01:02:52,719
But how can you guarantee that,
Brother Sky?
857
01:02:54,567 --> 01:02:57,286
Well, let's just say
I have a feeling about it.
858
01:02:58,047 --> 01:03:01,596
"If sinners entice thee, consent thou not."
That's the wrong thought.
859
01:03:01,687 --> 01:03:04,247
Where is yesterday's thought for today?
860
01:03:04,327 --> 01:03:06,716
Top right-hand drawer.
861
01:03:08,327 --> 01:03:09,965
Excuse me, General.
862
01:03:10,047 --> 01:03:13,562
Before going to the expense
of a meeting, you'd require more
863
01:03:13,647 --> 01:03:16,400
than just a feeling
that it will be successful.
864
01:03:16,487 --> 01:03:18,955
It's a very strong feeling, General.
865
01:03:20,687 --> 01:03:25,078
"There is no peace to the wicked."
Isaiah 57:21. That is correct.
866
01:03:25,687 --> 01:03:27,678
General, my proposition is this.
867
01:03:27,767 --> 01:03:32,045
Why don't you come to the midnight
meeting and find out for yourself?
868
01:03:32,127 --> 01:03:35,836
Well, if I thought there was a chance
of finding definite progress,
869
01:03:35,927 --> 01:03:37,918
any sizeable turnout...
870
01:03:48,447 --> 01:03:50,722
What do you think, Sister Sarah?
871
01:03:50,807 --> 01:03:56,200
Don't you honestly believe this mission
could be saved within the next 36 hours?
872
01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:07,724
General Cartwright, I am in a position
to guarantee you personally
873
01:04:07,807 --> 01:04:10,765
at least one dozen genuine sinners.
874
01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:13,281
Hallelujah!
875
01:04:17,967 --> 01:04:20,686
Be sure you're wearing your carnation.
876
01:04:25,767 --> 01:04:30,158
Remember, nobody gets in the crap game
without they got a red carnation.
877
01:04:30,247 --> 01:04:34,365
- It's like a password. Nathan's orders.
- We got the flowers. Where is the action?
878
01:04:34,447 --> 01:04:37,439
The minute Nathan arrives we're gonna...
879
01:04:38,767 --> 01:04:43,363
He has arrived. Is it all set? Can I tell
the customers it's Joey Biltmore's...
880
01:04:44,367 --> 01:04:47,962
Not till I put the 1,000 in Joey's hand.
And I haven't got it yet.
881
01:04:48,047 --> 01:04:52,643
I sent Nicely to wait for Sky. When he gets
the money, Nicely'll bring it back to me.
882
01:04:52,727 --> 01:04:55,400
They won't stick around.
They're getting nervous.
883
01:04:55,487 --> 01:04:57,478
I'm not nervous?
884
01:04:59,127 --> 01:05:01,641
Harry the Horse.
How is everything in Brooklyn?
885
01:05:01,727 --> 01:05:04,685
I hope, Detroit,
that you will not spoil our evenin'.
886
01:05:04,767 --> 01:05:07,964
I happen to be entertainin'
a very prominent guest tonight.
887
01:05:08,047 --> 01:05:11,005
I would like you to meet
Big Jule from Chicago.
888
01:05:12,007 --> 01:05:15,044
I would like you to meet
Big Jule from Chicago.
889
01:05:16,407 --> 01:05:20,923
Big Jule, welcome to our fair city.
In which, as you know, the heat is on.
890
01:05:21,007 --> 01:05:25,319
However, if you will be patient,
you will be provided with action.
891
01:05:31,487 --> 01:05:34,047
What do you say?
Shall we stick around or blow?
892
01:05:34,127 --> 01:05:36,641
I come here to shoot crap.
Let's shoot crap.
893
01:05:36,727 --> 01:05:39,844
- Order another milkshake and relax.
- Nathan!
894
01:05:42,487 --> 01:05:46,321
Do not let the fact that Big Jule
drinks milk give you any wrong ideas.
895
01:05:46,487 --> 01:05:50,924
- Big Jule does not like to be displeased.
- Why, Harry, did I give the impression
896
01:05:51,007 --> 01:05:56,240
I was being rude to a guest with such
a well-deserved reputation as Big Jule?
897
01:05:56,447 --> 01:06:01,521
Big Jule, I am sure that you did not
misunderstand my kidding remarks.
898
01:06:01,607 --> 01:06:07,204
It's just that one look at your kindly face,
which is so full of fun, good fellowship...
899
01:06:08,887 --> 01:06:11,003
Could I have a swallow of your milk?
900
01:06:11,087 --> 01:06:13,681
Well, well, well...
901
01:06:15,287 --> 01:06:17,482
What have we here?
902
01:06:19,167 --> 01:06:22,079
The jails must be empty tonight.
903
01:06:22,687 --> 01:06:24,882
Can anybody be missing?
904
01:06:24,967 --> 01:06:28,403
Harry the Horse, Liver Lips Louie,
905
01:06:29,687 --> 01:06:32,406
Angie the Ox, Society Max...
906
01:06:34,127 --> 01:06:37,597
And here is a face
for which I cannot supply a name.
907
01:06:38,367 --> 01:06:40,676
May I ask where you come from?
908
01:06:40,767 --> 01:06:42,644
East Cicero, Illinois.
909
01:06:42,727 --> 01:06:45,082
And what is your occupation there?
910
01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:50,282
I'm a scoutmaster.
911
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:53,965
Don't ever help my mother
across the street.
912
01:06:55,007 --> 01:06:58,363
Such lovely red carnations.
913
01:06:59,607 --> 01:07:05,637
Is it a funeral? Did somebody die
suddenly that I don't know about yet?
914
01:07:15,407 --> 01:07:19,764
What's on, Nathan? What brings
all these senior delinquents together?
915
01:07:19,847 --> 01:07:23,920
- They got Ionely. How do I know?
- Why are they all wearing carnations?
916
01:07:24,007 --> 01:07:27,761
- They are also all wearing pants.
- You are up to no good, Detroit!
917
01:07:27,847 --> 01:07:32,284
Is it a crime to wear flowers? Is Mindy's
suddenly a hideout for gangsters?
918
01:07:32,367 --> 01:07:37,122
Lieutenant, I'll confess. We're smuggling
hot cheesecake into Canada.
919
01:07:42,167 --> 01:07:44,840
This is all I need. It's complete.
920
01:07:46,007 --> 01:07:49,886
Everybody in the whole world
who hates me is now here.
921
01:08:01,207 --> 01:08:04,119
What's the use, Nathan?
Why try to keep it a secret?
922
01:08:04,207 --> 01:08:07,722
- Bite your tongue, Benny.
- All right, what's this all about?
923
01:08:07,807 --> 01:08:10,526
- It's... a party, Lieutenant.
- What kind of a party?
924
01:08:10,607 --> 01:08:13,644
A dinner.
A bachelor dinner for Nathan Detroit.
925
01:08:13,727 --> 01:08:15,558
He's gettin' married.
926
01:08:16,207 --> 01:08:19,404
For he's a jolly good fellow,
for he's a jolly good fellow
927
01:08:19,487 --> 01:08:22,160
For he's a jolly good fellow
928
01:08:22,247 --> 01:08:24,442
Which nobody cannot deny
929
01:08:26,887 --> 01:08:29,879
Nathan, darling. I'm so thrilled.
930
01:08:29,967 --> 01:08:33,801
- Why didn't you tell me?
- It was gonna be a surprise wedding.
931
01:08:33,887 --> 01:08:37,926
You certainly had me fooled, Detroit.
When is the happy occasion?
932
01:08:38,007 --> 01:08:42,717
Well, it's gonna take a little time -
to get the blood test and the licence.
933
01:08:42,807 --> 01:08:45,401
Wouldn't it be wonderful
to get married tomorrow?
934
01:08:45,487 --> 01:08:48,081
After the opening
of the new show at the Hot Box.
935
01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:52,638
Adelaide, according to the laws under
which we live, it's gonna take a little time.
936
01:08:52,727 --> 01:08:54,638
You could elope.
937
01:08:54,727 --> 01:08:58,720
- You are telling me to violate the law?
- It's legal to elope at your age.
938
01:08:58,807 --> 01:09:02,516
And the great state of Maryland will
marry you right away - no blood test.
939
01:09:02,607 --> 01:09:04,404
Ain't that unhealthy?
940
01:09:04,487 --> 01:09:08,400
The lieutenant has come up with
a romantic suggestion of which I approve.
941
01:09:08,487 --> 01:09:12,719
Elope, and for the trip
I will loan you my getaway car.
942
01:09:12,807 --> 01:09:15,002
That is, my station wagon.
943
01:09:15,967 --> 01:09:19,437
Oh, Nathan, darling. Let's do it.
944
01:09:19,527 --> 01:09:21,518
Please?
945
01:09:29,567 --> 01:09:31,558
OK. Deal me in.
946
01:09:35,247 --> 01:09:37,203
Speech, Nathan.
947
01:09:37,287 --> 01:09:39,596
Yeah, give us a little speech.
948
01:09:44,207 --> 01:09:47,199
Unaccustomed as I am
to getting married
949
01:09:48,607 --> 01:09:52,077
I am taking this occasion here to say
950
01:09:53,887 --> 01:09:57,197
That me and Adelaide
951
01:09:58,247 --> 01:10:05,323
Are finally naming the day
952
01:10:05,927 --> 01:10:08,600
Though she knows deep in her heart
953
01:10:09,047 --> 01:10:11,083
I'm a phoney and I'm a fake
954
01:10:11,967 --> 01:10:15,482
She wants five children to start
955
01:10:16,087 --> 01:10:19,318
Five's a difficult point to make
956
01:10:20,127 --> 01:10:22,402
But...
957
01:10:22,487 --> 01:10:26,002
Adelaide, Adelaide
958
01:10:26,087 --> 01:10:28,521
Ever-Iovin' Adelaide
959
01:10:28,967 --> 01:10:32,198
Is takin' a chance on me
960
01:10:34,407 --> 01:10:38,286
Takin' a chance
I'll be respectable and nice
961
01:10:39,047 --> 01:10:41,356
Give up cards and dice
962
01:10:41,447 --> 01:10:44,200
And go for shoes and rice
963
01:10:44,287 --> 01:10:47,438
So gentlemen, deal me out
964
01:10:47,527 --> 01:10:49,757
Do not try to feel me out
965
01:10:50,447 --> 01:10:53,757
I got no more evenings free
966
01:10:55,007 --> 01:10:57,965
Since Adelaide, Adelaide
967
01:10:58,487 --> 01:11:00,762
Ever-Iovin' Adelaide
968
01:11:00,847 --> 01:11:02,997
Is takin' a chance
969
01:11:03,567 --> 01:11:05,956
Talk about your long shots
970
01:11:06,247 --> 01:11:10,843
Takin' a chance on me
971
01:11:13,087 --> 01:11:15,726
Well, my congratulations, too.
972
01:11:15,807 --> 01:11:19,322
And I certainly hope
there's nothing in heredity.
973
01:11:20,687 --> 01:11:25,044
It might seem unimportant to you,
but your blintzes are gettin' cold.
974
01:11:25,127 --> 01:11:28,324
Who cares? As long as Nathan stays hot.
975
01:11:29,447 --> 01:11:32,519
Look, don't forget to bring
my purse to the Hot Box.
976
01:11:32,607 --> 01:11:36,566
Nathan, darling, I'm so excited. I don't
even wanna eat and go back to work.
977
01:11:36,647 --> 01:11:40,037
I've got so many things to do
before tomorrow night.
978
01:11:43,247 --> 01:11:46,557
What about my mother?
I've gotta write to her. What'll I say?
979
01:11:46,647 --> 01:11:49,400
Send a telegram. Date it back 14 years.
980
01:11:53,087 --> 01:11:55,078
Adelaide
981
01:11:55,807 --> 01:11:57,763
Adelaide
982
01:11:58,127 --> 01:12:00,277
Ever-Iovin' Adelaide
983
01:12:00,367 --> 01:12:03,723
Is takin' a chance on me
984
01:12:05,327 --> 01:12:08,876
Takin' a chance
I'll be respectable and nice
985
01:12:09,487 --> 01:12:11,637
Give up the cards and dice
986
01:12:11,727 --> 01:12:14,002
And go for shoes and rice
987
01:12:14,087 --> 01:12:16,601
So gentlemen, deal me out
988
01:12:16,687 --> 01:12:18,803
Do not try to feel me out
989
01:12:18,887 --> 01:12:21,845
You got no more evenings free
990
01:12:21,927 --> 01:12:23,406
You may scratch me.
991
01:12:23,487 --> 01:12:25,762
- Since Adelaide
- Adelaide
992
01:12:25,847 --> 01:12:27,997
Ever-Iovin' Adelaide
993
01:12:28,087 --> 01:12:30,396
Is takin' a chance
994
01:12:30,487 --> 01:12:32,921
Talk about your long shots
995
01:12:33,007 --> 01:12:35,601
Takin' a chance
996
01:12:36,647 --> 01:12:41,960
On me
997
01:12:44,927 --> 01:12:49,364
Nathan, you are indeed a most lucky fella.
She is a most beautiful doll indeed.
998
01:12:49,447 --> 01:12:52,723
- Do you agree, Big Jule?
- Tell me, how long do you know the doll?
999
01:12:52,807 --> 01:12:55,367
- 14 years.
- Let's shoot crap.
1000
01:12:59,047 --> 01:13:02,198
- Nathan!
- Got the money? You couldn't find Sky?
1001
01:13:02,287 --> 01:13:05,563
- Did you go to the mission?
- That's what I'm trying to tell ya.
1002
01:13:05,647 --> 01:13:09,117
- He must be with the mission band now.
- Nathan, wait!
1003
01:13:52,007 --> 01:13:57,400
"This church is for the most part Spanish
baroque built of native limestone."
1004
01:13:57,487 --> 01:14:01,799
"The original church
was built on this site in 1674
1005
01:14:01,887 --> 01:14:06,403
and reconstructed
between 1704 and 1724."
1006
01:14:06,487 --> 01:14:10,844
- It's almost impossible to believe.
- Well, that's not very old for a church.
1007
01:14:10,927 --> 01:14:13,441
Long before 1674
there were missionaries...
1008
01:14:13,527 --> 01:14:15,677
What does it say about the moonlight?
1009
01:14:15,767 --> 01:14:17,962
The moonlight?
1010
01:14:19,487 --> 01:14:23,924
- It's very bright, isn't it?
- You can even read your guidebook by it.
1011
01:14:24,847 --> 01:14:27,077
Now that you mention it...
1012
01:14:27,167 --> 01:14:29,556
- What does it say about the music?
- The music?
1013
01:14:33,687 --> 01:14:36,076
It's a lovely tune.
1014
01:14:36,167 --> 01:14:40,399
Sister Sarah, let me read out of
Sky Masterson's guidebook about you.
1015
01:14:40,487 --> 01:14:44,116
You could be locked away in a room
with no sun, no moon,
1016
01:14:44,207 --> 01:14:48,598
no laughter, no music, no love,
and you wouldn't care.
1017
01:14:48,687 --> 01:14:51,076
You could still be a missionary.
1018
01:14:54,487 --> 01:14:59,322
"The cobblestones in this plaza
are approximately four centuries old."
1019
01:14:59,407 --> 01:15:04,845
"They are the very cobblestones put
down by the Spanish colonists in 1519."
1020
01:15:17,127 --> 01:15:20,119
- What's your pleasure?
- Drinking.
1021
01:15:21,247 --> 01:15:23,442
What's your pleasure?
1022
01:15:23,527 --> 01:15:25,722
Milk, please.
1023
01:15:25,807 --> 01:15:28,765
- Don't make a spectacle of yourself.
- Milk.
1024
01:15:29,247 --> 01:15:31,602
You are a US citizen in a foreign country.
1025
01:15:31,687 --> 01:15:34,121
Have you no pride
in what the world thinks about us?
1026
01:15:34,207 --> 01:15:36,198
Milk!
1027
01:15:46,247 --> 01:15:48,238
What did you order?
1028
01:15:48,327 --> 01:15:51,763
Dulce de leche.
Dulce is the Spanish word for "sweet".
1029
01:15:51,847 --> 01:15:55,283
- De means "of' and leche means "milk".
- Sweet of milk.
1030
01:15:55,367 --> 01:15:57,358
Don't they serve it plain?
1031
01:15:57,447 --> 01:16:00,166
Well, only in the mornings.
It has to do with the heat.
1032
01:16:00,247 --> 01:16:02,886
At night they put
a kind of preservative in it.
1033
01:16:02,967 --> 01:16:05,561
That's interesting. What do they use?
1034
01:16:05,967 --> 01:16:08,197
Bacardi.
1035
01:16:10,527 --> 01:16:12,757
Doesn't that have alcohol in it?
1036
01:16:12,847 --> 01:16:16,396
Well, just enough to keep
the milk from turning sour.
1037
01:16:21,367 --> 01:16:25,246
That's the same song we heard
being played near the church, isn't it?
1038
01:16:25,327 --> 01:16:29,320
Playing the tambourine
has developed in you an ear for music.
1039
01:16:30,607 --> 01:16:34,759
Mr Masterson, you think
I'm an awful prude, don't you?
1040
01:16:35,367 --> 01:16:37,358
Are you?
1041
01:16:37,447 --> 01:16:39,642
Well, I wonder sometimes.
1042
01:16:44,247 --> 01:16:47,842
For instance,
supposing I wasn't in mission work.
1043
01:16:51,287 --> 01:16:53,482
This is a tasty milkshake.
1044
01:16:54,047 --> 01:16:56,436
Do you mind if I have another?
1045
01:17:01,047 --> 01:17:03,481
Supposing I was just any girl.
1046
01:17:04,647 --> 01:17:07,161
Do you think just any girl
would be a prude
1047
01:17:07,247 --> 01:17:11,479
if she refused to go to Havana
with a man she'd never met before?
1048
01:17:11,847 --> 01:17:13,838
Oh, I suppose not.
1049
01:17:14,807 --> 01:17:17,446
Would you like some of mine
while you're waiting?
1050
01:17:17,527 --> 01:17:19,358
I haven't touched it.
1051
01:17:19,447 --> 01:17:21,438
Just a sip.
1052
01:17:23,927 --> 01:17:25,918
Oh, thanks.
1053
01:17:27,727 --> 01:17:30,525
I don't know when I've been so thirsty.
1054
01:17:32,087 --> 01:17:35,204
Still, you do think I'm a prude, don't you?
1055
01:17:35,927 --> 01:17:39,522
- I don't know what you are.
- You must think I'm something.
1056
01:17:39,607 --> 01:17:43,885
Yeah, you're something all buttoned up.
All except one button.
1057
01:17:43,967 --> 01:17:48,563
Oh, isn't it awful?
It's a nervous habit, I guess. So silly.
1058
01:18:02,487 --> 01:18:05,240
Oh, I'm sorry. I just wasn't thinking.
1059
01:18:05,327 --> 01:18:09,718
It's so delicious. That Bacardi flavouring
certainly makes a difference.
1060
01:18:09,807 --> 01:18:13,083
Oh, yeah. Nine times out of ten.
1061
01:18:14,047 --> 01:18:18,598
You know, this would be a wonderful way
to get children to drink milk.
1062
01:18:35,367 --> 01:18:39,804
A melody can have the same notes,
but suddenly it's a different song.
1063
01:18:41,167 --> 01:18:43,362
- Again, please?
- That song.
1064
01:18:43,847 --> 01:18:47,396
Before it was just romantic,
just silly slush.
1065
01:18:47,487 --> 01:18:51,526
But now it's playing inside of me,
all true and honest,
1066
01:18:51,607 --> 01:18:54,405
as if my heart were beating the drum.
1067
01:18:58,967 --> 01:19:01,356
How much do you know about life?
1068
01:19:02,167 --> 01:19:04,476
Only a little bit. Around the edges.
1069
01:19:04,567 --> 01:19:06,717
Tell me about life.
1070
01:19:06,807 --> 01:19:09,196
- All about it?
- How to live.
1071
01:19:10,247 --> 01:19:14,399
Doing what you want, having
what you want, saying what you want.
1072
01:19:15,727 --> 01:19:19,686
- Being what you want.
- Nobody can. Nobody does.
1073
01:19:19,767 --> 01:19:24,079
- If you could, you wouldn't want it.
- But you're wrong, Brother Sky.
1074
01:19:24,167 --> 01:19:28,843
- All right. You tell me about life.
- You don't believe I could. Don't you?
1075
01:19:28,927 --> 01:19:34,604
I believe I could. After all, it was you
that came to me for help, isn't that so?
1076
01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:39,158
Because you were unhappy.
What were you unhappy about, Sky?
1077
01:19:39,487 --> 01:19:44,356
- Well, I can't remember this minute.
- But you do remember that I failed you.
1078
01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:47,484
I was weighed in the balance
and found wanting.
1079
01:19:47,567 --> 01:19:49,398
Daniel 5:27.
1080
01:19:49,487 --> 01:19:51,796
For that I am truly sorry.
1081
01:19:53,327 --> 01:19:55,716
But I intend to make it up to you.
1082
01:19:56,807 --> 01:20:00,436
I intend to give you
all the help you will ever require.
1083
01:20:00,847 --> 01:20:05,875
- You have given me a lot of help already.
- You don't think I remember, don't you?
1084
01:20:05,967 --> 01:20:10,802
But I do. Every word,
as if you were saying it now.
1085
01:20:12,047 --> 01:20:14,436
- What?
- About having a more...
1086
01:20:15,447 --> 01:20:17,642
personal help in mind.
1087
01:20:18,247 --> 01:20:21,478
But I gave you those silly old pamphlets,
1088
01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:25,719
as if they could take the place
of a truly personal help.
1089
01:20:34,327 --> 01:20:39,003
How can a sinner hope to be saved by an
hour of help when for the rest of the 24
1090
01:20:39,087 --> 01:20:41,601
- he must fight temptation alone?
- How indeed?
1091
01:20:41,687 --> 01:20:45,202
It's been done with people
who drink too much, you know.
1092
01:20:45,287 --> 01:20:47,847
Help day and night, night and day.
1093
01:20:47,927 --> 01:20:51,078
- Anywhere, anytime.
- That's a full-time job.
1094
01:20:51,167 --> 01:20:53,397
Well, you're a full-time sinner.
1095
01:20:53,487 --> 01:20:55,955
Maybe a little time off
for good behaviour?
1096
01:20:56,047 --> 01:20:59,722
Pal, you're not gonna
fight alone any more.
1097
01:21:00,087 --> 01:21:04,956
- What if it's against mission policies?
- Because I'm gonna be with you.
1098
01:21:05,047 --> 01:21:07,766
A one-woman mission
for the personal salvation of me?
1099
01:21:08,087 --> 01:21:10,317
Day and night, night and day.
1100
01:21:10,407 --> 01:21:13,365
Sister Sarah, why would you want to?
1101
01:21:13,447 --> 01:21:15,915
Whatever you do, wherever you go.
1102
01:21:16,007 --> 01:21:18,077
Why, Sister Sarah? Why?
1103
01:21:18,167 --> 01:21:20,761
- I wanna be with you.
- The world's full of souls
1104
01:21:20,847 --> 01:21:24,396
- closer to salvation than mine.
- Anytime, anywhere.
1105
01:21:24,487 --> 01:21:27,001
Easier to save
and much more worth saving.
1106
01:21:27,087 --> 01:21:29,078
You...
1107
01:21:38,887 --> 01:21:40,878
Please say something.
1108
01:21:42,607 --> 01:21:45,201
I've got to know what you're thinking.
1109
01:21:53,327 --> 01:21:55,318
I'm thinking...
1110
01:21:55,927 --> 01:21:58,316
It's time you had your dinner.
1111
01:26:49,007 --> 01:26:51,237
Still dizzy?
1112
01:26:51,327 --> 01:26:56,196
You won't believe me, but with my head
underwater I actually heard bells ringing.
1113
01:26:56,287 --> 01:26:58,278
I'll believe ya.
1114
01:26:59,447 --> 01:27:02,166
- Ask me how do I feel.
- How do you feel?
1115
01:27:03,407 --> 01:27:10,119
Ask me now that
we're cosy and clinging
1116
01:27:10,807 --> 01:27:13,241
Well, sir, all I can say
1117
01:27:13,327 --> 01:27:17,923
Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing
1118
01:27:19,207 --> 01:27:22,597
From the moment we kissed tonight
1119
01:27:23,207 --> 01:27:26,643
That's the way I've just got to behave
1120
01:27:26,727 --> 01:27:30,402
Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light
1121
01:27:31,207 --> 01:27:34,643
And if I were a banner I'd wave
1122
01:27:34,727 --> 01:27:37,366
Ask me how do I feel
1123
01:27:37,447 --> 01:27:41,918
Little me with my quiet upbringing
1124
01:27:42,487 --> 01:27:44,796
Well, sir, all I can say
1125
01:27:44,887 --> 01:27:50,120
Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging
1126
01:27:50,887 --> 01:27:57,406
And if I were a watch
I'd start poppin' my springs
1127
01:27:58,167 --> 01:28:04,242
Or if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong ding
1128
01:28:05,967 --> 01:28:08,197
Ask me how do I feel
1129
01:28:08,287 --> 01:28:12,439
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning
1130
01:28:12,527 --> 01:28:14,518
- Chemistry?
- Yeah, chemistry!
1131
01:28:14,607 --> 01:28:20,398
All I can say is if I were a bridge
I'd be burning
1132
01:28:21,767 --> 01:28:24,884
Yes, I knew my morale would crack
1133
01:28:25,607 --> 01:28:28,997
From the wonderful way that you looked
1134
01:28:29,087 --> 01:28:32,443
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack
1135
01:28:33,207 --> 01:28:36,563
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked
1136
01:28:36,647 --> 01:28:38,842
Ask me how do I feel
1137
01:28:38,927 --> 01:28:43,682
Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
1138
01:28:44,127 --> 01:28:50,919
Pal, if I were a salad
I know I'd be splashing my dressing
1139
01:28:51,807 --> 01:28:57,757
Ask me how to describe
this whole beautiful thing
1140
01:28:59,487 --> 01:29:06,199
Well, if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong
1141
01:29:06,287 --> 01:29:10,678
Ding
1142
01:29:31,767 --> 01:29:34,520
We just got time to catch
the last plane to New York.
1143
01:29:34,607 --> 01:29:36,996
People miss planes. It happens.
1144
01:29:38,247 --> 01:29:40,238
Yeah.
1145
01:29:40,927 --> 01:29:44,237
It also happens that people
win with loaded dice.
1146
01:29:44,327 --> 01:29:46,318
I know what I'm doing.
1147
01:29:47,047 --> 01:29:49,038
Do you, kid?
1148
01:29:50,127 --> 01:29:52,118
I don't.
1149
01:29:55,767 --> 01:29:59,077
Suddenly I'm playin'
by a whole new book of rules.
1150
01:29:59,167 --> 01:30:03,445
You make me feel as if I were
a dishonest horse race or something.
1151
01:30:03,527 --> 01:30:07,805
Look, the bells rang. They really rang.
They weren't magical bells for lovers,
1152
01:30:07,887 --> 01:30:10,879
full of rum and music
on a make-believe island.
1153
01:30:10,967 --> 01:30:13,527
They rang to tell us what time it is.
1154
01:30:14,287 --> 01:30:16,596
Shall we synchronise our watches?
1155
01:30:16,687 --> 01:30:19,485
Sarah, I know the night-time. I live in it.
1156
01:30:19,567 --> 01:30:21,797
It does funny things to you.
1157
01:30:23,927 --> 01:30:27,966
You must be trying to tell me
I'd hate myself in the morning.
1158
01:30:31,407 --> 01:30:34,683
I look as if I've been
in a fight or something.
1159
01:30:34,767 --> 01:30:37,520
You know, you're the most mixed-up man
1160
01:30:37,607 --> 01:30:40,360
- I've ever met in my life.
- Easily.
1161
01:30:40,447 --> 01:30:45,237
All that nonsense about night-time
and daytime and rule books and such.
1162
01:30:47,167 --> 01:30:49,158
Sarah...
1163
01:30:51,047 --> 01:30:53,686
You know why I brought you
here to Havana?
1164
01:30:53,767 --> 01:30:56,156
Because I made a bet that I could.
1165
01:30:57,287 --> 01:31:00,245
That's why I came to the mission,
to win a bet.
1166
01:31:01,327 --> 01:31:03,522
Why not? You're a gambler.
1167
01:31:04,447 --> 01:31:06,438
And, darling,
1168
01:31:07,287 --> 01:31:09,482
you are also a chump.
1169
01:31:50,287 --> 01:31:52,676
We're blocks from the mission.
1170
01:31:53,287 --> 01:31:55,676
Come on. A little walk will do you good.
1171
01:31:55,767 --> 01:31:57,883
What time is it?
1172
01:31:57,967 --> 01:31:59,958
It's dawn any minute.
1173
01:32:05,007 --> 01:32:07,999
What makes the light
so strange and white?
1174
01:32:08,967 --> 01:32:13,757
Because only in Times Square...
the dawn gets turned on by an electrician.
1175
01:32:16,727 --> 01:32:18,922
- Listen.
- What?
1176
01:32:19,847 --> 01:32:21,838
Footsteps.
1177
01:32:23,927 --> 01:32:27,237
Now is the time you can hear
footsteps on Broadway.
1178
01:33:14,687 --> 01:33:16,678
Cup of coffee?
1179
01:33:19,407 --> 01:33:21,398
Doughnut?
1180
01:33:35,847 --> 01:33:38,202
You remember that tune pretty well.
1181
01:33:38,287 --> 01:33:40,801
It keeps running through my heart.
1182
01:33:41,327 --> 01:33:44,080
It's got words, you know.
1183
01:33:44,167 --> 01:33:47,079
Something about "amor, amor", I'll bet.
1184
01:33:48,407 --> 01:33:50,398
It's about you.
1185
01:33:53,887 --> 01:33:55,878
About you right now.
1186
01:33:57,207 --> 01:34:01,439
Your eyes are the eyes
1187
01:34:01,527 --> 01:34:04,599
Of a woman in love
1188
01:34:05,407 --> 01:34:12,245
And oh how they give you away
1189
01:34:13,327 --> 01:34:16,763
Why try to deny
1190
01:34:16,847 --> 01:34:19,407
You're a woman in love
1191
01:34:20,527 --> 01:34:23,246
When I know very well
1192
01:34:23,807 --> 01:34:27,083
What I say
1193
01:34:27,167 --> 01:34:31,604
I say no moon in the sky
1194
01:34:31,687 --> 01:34:34,645
Ever lent such a glow
1195
01:34:35,247 --> 01:34:38,796
Some flame deep within
1196
01:34:38,887 --> 01:34:41,162
Made them shine
1197
01:34:42,687 --> 01:34:46,236
Those eyes are the eyes
1198
01:34:46,327 --> 01:34:50,843
Of a woman in love
1199
01:34:50,927 --> 01:34:54,124
And may they gaze
1200
01:34:54,207 --> 01:34:59,076
Ever more into mine
1201
01:34:59,767 --> 01:35:03,680
Tenderly gaze
1202
01:35:03,767 --> 01:35:05,917
Ever more
1203
01:35:06,007 --> 01:35:09,158
Into mine
1204
01:35:09,807 --> 01:35:12,640
And what about you?
1205
01:35:13,607 --> 01:35:17,964
It's got you too
1206
01:35:19,647 --> 01:35:24,038
Your eyes are the eyes
1207
01:35:24,127 --> 01:35:27,244
Of a man who's in love
1208
01:35:27,327 --> 01:35:31,559
That same flame deep within
1209
01:35:31,647 --> 01:35:34,036
Made them shine
1210
01:35:35,887 --> 01:35:39,766
Your eyes are the eyes
1211
01:35:39,847 --> 01:35:43,681
- Of a man who's in love
- Woman in love
1212
01:35:43,767 --> 01:35:46,600
And may they gaze
1213
01:35:46,687 --> 01:35:48,598
Ever more
1214
01:35:48,687 --> 01:35:51,963
Into mine
1215
01:35:52,607 --> 01:35:57,920
Crazily gaze
1216
01:35:58,007 --> 01:36:00,362
Ever more
1217
01:36:01,447 --> 01:36:08,398
Into mine
1218
01:36:19,847 --> 01:36:21,838
Uncle Arvide!
1219
01:36:21,927 --> 01:36:24,600
- Where have you been?
- Good morning, Sarah.
1220
01:36:24,687 --> 01:36:27,485
Morning, Brother Sky.
Well, we took your advice.
1221
01:36:27,567 --> 01:36:30,445
We've been out all night
on a crusade against the devil.
1222
01:36:41,207 --> 01:36:45,405
Come on, fellas. The cops!
Come on, guys, let's get outta here.
1223
01:36:53,087 --> 01:36:55,282
- Nathan, what is this?
- Bingo!
1224
01:36:56,287 --> 01:36:59,359
Wait a minute. Where y'all goin'?
I'm out ten Gs.
1225
01:37:13,167 --> 01:37:15,920
It's no use. They were tipped off.
1226
01:37:16,687 --> 01:37:19,804
I suppose you can explain all this,
Miss Brown?
1227
01:37:19,887 --> 01:37:22,003
Explain? Explain what?
1228
01:37:22,087 --> 01:37:26,797
I guess it was just a coincidence that the
mission was open and empty all night
1229
01:37:26,887 --> 01:37:30,926
while everybody suddenly
took off on an all-night crusade.
1230
01:37:31,007 --> 01:37:34,795
But you yourself didn't go on the crusade
and you weren't here.
1231
01:37:34,887 --> 01:37:37,526
Now, maybe that's two coincidences.
1232
01:37:38,287 --> 01:37:42,565
Masterson, I had you in my big-time book.
1233
01:37:42,647 --> 01:37:47,596
Now I suppose I'll have to reclassify you -
under "shills and decoys".
1234
01:38:08,087 --> 01:38:12,683
You certainly do know the night-time,
don't you, and the funny things it does.
1235
01:38:12,767 --> 01:38:17,397
- It certainly did them to me, didn't it?
- You only have to answer one question.
1236
01:38:17,487 --> 01:38:21,241
It didn't do too much, though, thanks
to you, not me. Just more than enough.
1237
01:38:21,327 --> 01:38:23,079
- Answer one question.
- Any.
1238
01:38:23,167 --> 01:38:25,886
Am I now supposed to prove
I had nothing to do with this?
1239
01:38:25,967 --> 01:38:28,800
- There's nothing to prove.
- Are you saying I'm guilty?
1240
01:38:28,887 --> 01:38:33,483
Everything has already been proved. If I
hadn't gone, this wouldn't have happened.
1241
01:38:33,567 --> 01:38:36,604
- You went with me to help the mission.
- Did I?
1242
01:38:37,687 --> 01:38:40,360
I can't remember that far back.
1243
01:38:40,447 --> 01:38:42,802
Oh, Sarah.
1244
01:38:42,887 --> 01:38:47,039
Is that really why I went with you?
To help the mission?
1245
01:38:47,127 --> 01:38:50,517
- Is that really why you took me?
- To win the bet. I told you.
1246
01:38:50,607 --> 01:38:54,122
Was that all of the bet, Sky,
to get me out of the way?
1247
01:38:54,407 --> 01:38:58,480
- What do you take me for?
- Or was there more? Much more?
1248
01:38:58,567 --> 01:39:02,685
Did you win the bet?
Did you truly win all of the bet?
1249
01:39:03,767 --> 01:39:06,201
What do you take yourself for?
1250
01:39:06,287 --> 01:39:09,677
- What kind of a doll are you?
- A daytime doll.
1251
01:39:09,767 --> 01:39:11,758
A mission doll.
1252
01:39:44,767 --> 01:39:49,602
Thank you. And now the feature attraction
of our all-new Four-D Follies,
1253
01:39:49,687 --> 01:39:53,760
the Hot Box proudly presents
Miss Adelaide and her Debutantes.
1254
01:39:58,767 --> 01:40:01,918
- Nicely-nicely, thank you.
- I didn't ask you how you are.
1255
01:40:02,007 --> 01:40:03,679
- Don't.
- What are you doing here?
1256
01:40:03,767 --> 01:40:06,486
- Where's Nathan?
- Nathan. That's what I'm doin' here.
1257
01:40:06,567 --> 01:40:08,842
I'm supposed to bring
Miss Adelaide a message.
1258
01:40:08,927 --> 01:40:11,999
I wish Nathan would bring
his own messages.
1259
01:40:23,727 --> 01:40:27,083
He bought me the fur thing
five winters ago
1260
01:40:27,447 --> 01:40:29,802
And the gown the following fall
1261
01:40:30,527 --> 01:40:33,758
Then the necklace, the bag,
the hat and the shoes
1262
01:40:34,207 --> 01:40:37,756
Oh what generous gifts I recall
1263
01:40:39,487 --> 01:40:42,559
Then last night in his apartment
1264
01:40:43,647 --> 01:40:47,003
He tried to remove them all
1265
01:40:48,127 --> 01:40:53,281
And I said as I ran down the hall
1266
01:40:56,407 --> 01:40:58,637
Take back your mink
1267
01:40:59,447 --> 01:41:01,881
Take back your pearls
1268
01:41:02,367 --> 01:41:04,517
What made you think
1269
01:41:04,607 --> 01:41:08,077
That I was one of those girls?
1270
01:41:09,967 --> 01:41:12,401
Take back the gown
1271
01:41:12,487 --> 01:41:14,796
The shoes and the hat
1272
01:41:15,527 --> 01:41:17,961
I may be down
1273
01:41:18,047 --> 01:41:20,925
But I'm not flat as all that
1274
01:41:22,927 --> 01:41:28,399
I thought that each expensive gift you'd
arranged was a token of your esteem
1275
01:41:29,047 --> 01:41:33,006
Now when I think of
what you want in exchange
1276
01:41:33,407 --> 01:41:39,357
It all seems a horrible dream
1277
01:41:40,327 --> 01:41:43,444
So take back your mink
1278
01:41:44,087 --> 01:41:46,521
To from whence it came
1279
01:41:47,047 --> 01:41:51,165
And tell them to shorten the sleeves
1280
01:41:51,847 --> 01:41:56,045
For some other dame
1281
01:41:58,647 --> 01:42:00,638
Take back your mink
1282
01:42:01,247 --> 01:42:03,238
Take back your pearls
1283
01:42:03,847 --> 01:42:05,997
What made you think
1284
01:42:06,087 --> 01:42:07,964
That I was one of those girls?
1285
01:42:08,047 --> 01:42:11,084
I'm screaming take back the gown
1286
01:42:11,607 --> 01:42:13,598
Take back the hat
1287
01:42:14,207 --> 01:42:16,323
I may be down
1288
01:42:16,407 --> 01:42:18,602
But I'm not flat as all that
1289
01:42:19,007 --> 01:42:23,922
I thought that each expensive gift you'd
arranged was a token of your esteem
1290
01:42:24,367 --> 01:42:27,165
But when I think
of what you want in exchange
1291
01:42:27,247 --> 01:42:29,841
It all seems a horrible dream
1292
01:42:30,087 --> 01:42:32,203
Take back your mink
1293
01:42:32,287 --> 01:42:34,278
Those old worn-out pelts
1294
01:42:34,887 --> 01:42:38,038
And go shorten the sleeves
1295
01:42:38,127 --> 01:42:40,118
For somebody else
1296
01:43:38,607 --> 01:43:40,802
Well, wouldn't you?
1297
01:43:54,927 --> 01:43:58,078
I cannot do it. I cannot bring
myself to tell Miss Adelaide
1298
01:43:58,167 --> 01:44:00,362
Nathan is not going to elope with her.
1299
01:44:00,447 --> 01:44:02,881
- She is counting on him.
- Nathan is what he is.
1300
01:44:02,967 --> 01:44:06,403
She oughta know better.
I thought the game broke up last night.
1301
01:44:06,487 --> 01:44:09,684
Big Jule, being a large loser,
is insistent that the game goes on.
1302
01:44:09,767 --> 01:44:12,679
- We find a place and the game goes on.
- Where?
1303
01:44:12,767 --> 01:44:15,918
I could take you there,
but I must deliver this message first.
1304
01:44:16,007 --> 01:44:18,680
I'll deliver it.
Meet me outside in five minutes.
1305
01:44:18,767 --> 01:44:21,600
If you're lookin' for action,
the boys are pretty tired.
1306
01:44:21,687 --> 01:44:24,155
No, I'm leaving town tonight, but I...
1307
01:44:24,847 --> 01:44:28,965
I gave my marker to somebody
and I wanna make it good before I leave.
1308
01:44:36,007 --> 01:44:39,886
You know something, Sky?
Suddenly I'm embarrassed.
1309
01:44:39,967 --> 01:44:43,039
- I don't know which etiquette to use.
- Etiquette?
1310
01:44:43,127 --> 01:44:47,245
Well, your being here tonight must have
something to do with the wedding.
1311
01:44:47,327 --> 01:44:50,876
Nathan must have sent you
as one of his seconds or something?
1312
01:44:50,967 --> 01:44:55,165
- Well, Nathan didn't exactly send me.
- Then I don't understand.
1313
01:44:55,247 --> 01:44:58,239
I'm supposed to give you
a message from him.
1314
01:44:58,327 --> 01:45:03,082
He's out there, isn't he? I mean,
Nathan's here tonight in the Hot Box?
1315
01:45:03,167 --> 01:45:05,158
No.
1316
01:45:06,127 --> 01:45:08,038
But tonight...
1317
01:45:08,127 --> 01:45:10,766
Sky, we're eloping tonight.
1318
01:45:10,847 --> 01:45:15,284
We're getting married tonight. In front of
all those people we talked about it.
1319
01:45:15,367 --> 01:45:18,803
- Sky, he's just gotta be here!
- Well, he isn't.
1320
01:45:18,887 --> 01:45:22,641
It seems that one of
Nathan's close relatives...
1321
01:45:22,727 --> 01:45:25,525
- His aunt in Pittsburgh?
- That's the one.
1322
01:45:26,247 --> 01:45:29,205
His floating aunt in Pittsburgh.
1323
01:45:30,687 --> 01:45:34,475
- It's the crap game again.
- Does it surprise you? You know Nathan.
1324
01:45:34,567 --> 01:45:37,365
- But he promised to change.
- Change!
1325
01:45:37,447 --> 01:45:40,484
Who do you wanna marry? Nathan
or what you wanna make out of him?
1326
01:45:40,567 --> 01:45:43,400
I wanna marry
and live normal like people.
1327
01:45:43,487 --> 01:45:47,765
I wanna have a normal home
with wallpaper and book ends.
1328
01:45:47,847 --> 01:45:51,556
Well, then, fall in love with people.
Not with gamblers.
1329
01:45:58,287 --> 01:46:00,278
Adelaide...
1330
01:46:01,047 --> 01:46:04,119
My daddy once told me:
No matter who you get married to,
1331
01:46:04,207 --> 01:46:09,042
you wake up married to somebody else.
You take it the way the dice falls.
1332
01:46:09,767 --> 01:46:13,237
But a guy doesn't wanna feel that
he's just like a piece of material
1333
01:46:13,327 --> 01:46:17,445
a woman'll cut up and sew according to
the way they wear husbands this year.
1334
01:46:17,527 --> 01:46:21,645
It's easy for you to talk.
You're not in love with Nathan.
1335
01:46:22,127 --> 01:46:24,118
No, I'm not.
1336
01:46:25,487 --> 01:46:29,116
Wait till you fall in love
with somebody you shouldn't.
1337
01:46:29,607 --> 01:46:31,996
Wait till it happens to you.
1338
01:46:33,767 --> 01:46:35,758
Yeah...
1339
01:46:37,767 --> 01:46:39,758
Must be tough to take.
1340
01:46:48,967 --> 01:46:53,722
I don't think Sky had any more to do with
what happened here last night than I did.
1341
01:46:53,807 --> 01:46:57,516
That's why you buy
solid gold watches for a dollar.
1342
01:46:58,687 --> 01:47:01,838
- Do you believe it?
- Whether he had a hand in it or not...
1343
01:47:01,927 --> 01:47:05,442
- Do you believe it?
- They used our mission for their game.
1344
01:47:05,527 --> 01:47:09,679
- But if Sky had nothing to do with it...
- Don't you understand?!
1345
01:47:09,767 --> 01:47:15,080
All I could see was him running away
from the police with the rest of that trash.
1346
01:47:15,167 --> 01:47:18,318
All I could see was that
he was one of them.
1347
01:47:21,607 --> 01:47:25,441
And I never saw till now
how much in love with him you are.
1348
01:47:26,087 --> 01:47:28,999
- I'll get over it.
- Why would anyone wanna get over
1349
01:47:29,087 --> 01:47:32,966
the thing you hope for from the minute
you're born and remember till you die?
1350
01:47:33,047 --> 01:47:35,880
- I'll get over it.
- Why?
1351
01:47:35,967 --> 01:47:39,516
Because it's the greatest reward
that woman or man can have,
1352
01:47:39,607 --> 01:47:41,996
to love and to be loved?
1353
01:47:47,487 --> 01:47:49,557
I just wanna remind you.
1354
01:47:49,647 --> 01:47:53,117
You hold my marker for 12
or more sinners by midnight tonight.
1355
01:47:53,207 --> 01:47:56,882
- Forget about it.
- I do not forget a marker.
1356
01:47:58,407 --> 01:48:04,323
Well, last night the mission was filled
with your friends. Let's say we're even.
1357
01:48:12,727 --> 01:48:17,755
If you don't make that marker good,
I'll buzz it all over town you're a welsher.
1358
01:48:29,167 --> 01:48:32,364
- Time is running out. Where's the game?
- Only a ten-minute walk.
1359
01:48:32,447 --> 01:48:34,438
- Which way?
- This way.
1360
01:52:07,247 --> 01:52:09,636
Wait a minute! Where y'all goin'?
1361
01:52:09,727 --> 01:52:12,799
- I come here to shoot crap.
- I had enough.
1362
01:52:12,887 --> 01:52:14,878
How many days we all been here?
1363
01:52:15,807 --> 01:52:19,083
As you can see, Big Jule,
the boys are fatigued from weariness,
1364
01:52:19,167 --> 01:52:22,682
having been shooting crap
for quite a while now, namely 24 hours.
1365
01:52:22,767 --> 01:52:26,919
I don't care who's tired.
I'm out 25 Gs. Nobody leaves.
1366
01:52:27,007 --> 01:52:28,520
I am half dead.
1367
01:52:28,607 --> 01:52:31,804
If you do not shut up,
Big Jule will arrange the other half.
1368
01:52:32,007 --> 01:52:38,003
And since I've been cleaned out of cash,
I announce that I will now play on credit.
1369
01:52:40,207 --> 01:52:43,005
Big Jule, you cannot imagine
how exhausted they are.
1370
01:52:43,087 --> 01:52:47,126
Especially on a non-cash basis.
Me, personally, I'm fresh as a daisy.
1371
01:52:47,207 --> 01:52:50,199
- Then I'll play with you.
- But I am not a player.
1372
01:52:50,287 --> 01:52:53,518
- I am merely the operator.
- You been raking down out of every pot.
1373
01:52:53,607 --> 01:52:55,438
You must have quite a bundle.
1374
01:52:55,527 --> 01:52:58,837
Being I assume the risk, is it not fair
I should assume some dough?
1375
01:52:58,927 --> 01:53:03,284
Detroit, I'm gonna roll ya, willy or nilly.
1376
01:53:03,367 --> 01:53:06,757
If I lose... I'll give you my marker.
1377
01:53:07,447 --> 01:53:11,042
- And if I lose?
- You will give him cash.
1378
01:53:11,127 --> 01:53:13,118
Let me hear from Big Jule.
1379
01:53:13,207 --> 01:53:15,562
You'll give me cash.
1380
01:53:15,647 --> 01:53:17,638
I heard.
1381
01:53:18,087 --> 01:53:20,726
Here's my marker. Put up your dough.
1382
01:53:21,287 --> 01:53:25,883
- Anything wrong?
- "IOU one thousand. Signed X."
1383
01:53:25,967 --> 01:53:28,879
How can you write "one thousand"
but not your signature?
1384
01:53:28,967 --> 01:53:32,277
I was good in arithmetic
but I stunk in English.
1385
01:53:33,887 --> 01:53:37,038
Here. This'll put you through Harvard.
1386
01:53:37,127 --> 01:53:39,516
I'm rollin' the whole thousand.
1387
01:53:42,367 --> 01:53:45,996
And to change my luck,
I'm going to use my own dice.
1388
01:53:47,127 --> 01:53:50,881
- Your own dice?
- I had 'em made especially in Chicago.
1389
01:53:51,807 --> 01:53:55,720
I do not wish to seem petty,
but may I have a look at those dice?
1390
01:53:59,567 --> 01:54:02,525
But these dice ain't got no spots on 'em.
They're blank.
1391
01:54:02,607 --> 01:54:07,044
I had the spots removed for luck. But I
remember where the spots formerly were.
1392
01:54:07,127 --> 01:54:11,439
You are going to roll blank dice
and remember where the spots were?
1393
01:54:12,327 --> 01:54:15,922
Detroit... do you doubt my memory?
1394
01:54:16,487 --> 01:54:19,320
Big Jule, I have great trust in you.
1395
01:54:22,767 --> 01:54:25,839
Five and a five. Ten. My points: ten.
1396
01:54:25,927 --> 01:54:28,964
At least I got a chance.
He remembered a hard point.
1397
01:54:29,527 --> 01:54:31,518
Ten. I win. Six and a four.
1398
01:54:31,967 --> 01:54:37,200
- Which is the six and which is the four?
- Either way. I'm rollin' the 2,000.
1399
01:54:42,367 --> 01:54:44,323
Seven. I win.
1400
01:54:44,407 --> 01:54:46,796
I could have sworn
he would've remembered that.
1401
01:54:46,887 --> 01:54:49,003
Detroit...
1402
01:54:49,087 --> 01:54:52,079
I'm gonna take it easy with you this time.
1403
01:54:52,167 --> 01:54:54,556
I'm shootin' a dollar.
1404
01:54:55,527 --> 01:54:57,916
I'll cover all of it.
1405
01:55:00,687 --> 01:55:03,838
How do ya like that? Snake eyes. I lose.
1406
01:55:03,927 --> 01:55:06,964
I won't even bother to pick it up.
Benny, pick it up.
1407
01:55:07,047 --> 01:55:11,165
Detroit, I'm gonna give you a chance
to get even. I'm rollin' three Gs.
1408
01:55:11,527 --> 01:55:14,405
Three Gs! But that's my whole bankroll.
1409
01:55:14,487 --> 01:55:16,876
Three Gs. Get it up.
1410
01:55:18,807 --> 01:55:20,798
Well, here we go.
1411
01:55:21,407 --> 01:55:23,796
Down memory lane.
1412
01:55:28,127 --> 01:55:29,879
Lucky me. Eleven.
1413
01:55:29,967 --> 01:55:32,162
- I win.
- I'm clean.
1414
01:55:33,927 --> 01:55:38,364
Seein' that I'm on a lucky streak,
I will now roll the rest of you guys.
1415
01:55:39,807 --> 01:55:43,038
Wait a minute. You have got to
give me a chance to get even.
1416
01:55:43,127 --> 01:55:45,118
I will now roll you with my dice.
1417
01:55:45,607 --> 01:55:49,043
- What you gonna use for money?
- I will give you my marker.
1418
01:55:49,127 --> 01:55:52,722
And against your marker,
you want Big Jule to put up cash?
1419
01:55:52,807 --> 01:55:55,162
- Nathan done it.
- Yeah, I done it.
1420
01:55:55,247 --> 01:55:57,522
- What kind of a deal is this?
- Take it easy.
1421
01:55:57,607 --> 01:56:01,441
Him and his no-spot dice! Somebody
oughta knock the spots off of him.
1422
01:56:01,527 --> 01:56:05,042
Hey, Nathan, do not make Big Jule
have to do somethin' to you.
1423
01:56:05,127 --> 01:56:08,005
Detroit, I'm on my vacation.
Don't louse it up.
1424
01:56:08,207 --> 01:56:11,563
What could you do me?
Shoot me? Put me in cement?
1425
01:56:11,647 --> 01:56:15,526
At least I would know where I am.
I risk my neck to set up this crap game.
1426
01:56:15,607 --> 01:56:19,361
I even promise to get married on
account of it. And where do I wind up?
1427
01:56:19,447 --> 01:56:22,917
Broke, in a sewer. Believe me,
my tough friend from Chicago,
1428
01:56:23,007 --> 01:56:25,646
nothing you could do to me
would not cheer me up.
1429
01:56:25,727 --> 01:56:28,116
Here they are.
1430
01:56:29,527 --> 01:56:34,555
- And how is everybody down here?
- I smell fresh blood. Lookin' for action?
1431
01:56:34,887 --> 01:56:38,038
Not at the moment. I just came
to talk to some of my friends.
1432
01:56:38,127 --> 01:56:40,846
- We're shootin' crap.
- It'll only take a minute.
1433
01:56:40,927 --> 01:56:43,316
We're shootin' crap.
1434
01:56:44,727 --> 01:56:47,844
I would like to talk to you
about Sarah Brown's mission,
1435
01:56:47,927 --> 01:56:50,077
where you were interrupted last night.
1436
01:56:50,167 --> 01:56:54,365
What kind of characters walk around the
sewers of New York? Who is this joker?
1437
01:56:54,447 --> 01:56:59,316
Like I told you, he is the guy who was
tryin' to take the mission doll to Havana.
1438
01:56:59,407 --> 01:57:04,765
Oh, him. I suggest you return the way
you came, back to your prayin' tomato.
1439
01:57:04,847 --> 01:57:08,157
Around here your presence
is slowin' up the action.
1440
01:57:08,247 --> 01:57:13,082
If you are so eager for action, would you
care to make a wager on a proposition?
1441
01:57:13,167 --> 01:57:17,479
- Pray tell, what's the proposition?
- An old one my daddy taught me.
1442
01:57:17,567 --> 01:57:22,163
- Now am I right-handed or left-handed?
- Now how would I know a thing like that?
1443
01:57:22,247 --> 01:57:24,442
Well, I will give you a clue.
1444
01:57:33,527 --> 01:57:35,722
Nathan, give me that gu...
1445
01:57:36,487 --> 01:57:40,036
Now, to continue with
what I was talking about...
1446
01:57:40,127 --> 01:57:43,199
Tonight in the mission
they are holding a prayer meeting.
1447
01:57:43,287 --> 01:57:46,916
I promised to supply
that meeting with some sinners.
1448
01:57:47,007 --> 01:57:52,479
When it comes to sinners, no sewer in the
world could provide such a congregation.
1449
01:57:55,927 --> 01:57:59,522
I would consider it
a very great personal favour...
1450
01:58:00,487 --> 01:58:04,002
I don't wanna spend no time
in no hallelujah joint.
1451
01:58:05,367 --> 01:58:07,835
If not as a favour to me,
a favour to yourselves.
1452
01:58:07,927 --> 01:58:11,840
The air in the mission smells cleaner
than it does down here.
1453
01:58:12,447 --> 01:58:14,438
Rusty Charlie?
1454
01:58:15,247 --> 01:58:17,238
Society Max?
1455
01:58:18,487 --> 01:58:22,719
If anybody else would go, I would also go,
Sky. But you know me - I go anywhere.
1456
01:58:22,807 --> 01:58:26,641
Well, thanks, Nathan,
but just you alone is not enough.
1457
01:58:28,607 --> 01:58:30,598
Well, I tried.
1458
01:58:31,087 --> 01:58:33,078
Sky...
1459
01:58:33,527 --> 01:58:35,677
About that Havana business.
1460
01:58:35,767 --> 01:58:39,237
I regret that I temporarily
do not have the 1,000 to pay you.
1461
01:58:39,327 --> 01:58:41,841
I'm glad you reminded me, Nathan.
1462
01:58:41,927 --> 01:58:43,918
You won the bet.
1463
01:58:45,007 --> 01:58:47,202
But I thought you took
Miss Sarah to Havana.
1464
01:58:47,287 --> 01:58:49,517
You thought wrong.
1465
01:58:51,527 --> 01:58:54,917
Get on your feet, Big Jule.
I now have dough to roll you again.
1466
01:58:55,007 --> 01:58:57,123
- But with real dice.
- Nothin' doin'.
1467
01:58:57,207 --> 01:59:01,246
With honest dice, Big Jule
cannot make a pass to save his soul.
1468
01:59:01,327 --> 01:59:03,716
- What did you say?
- I said, with real dice,
1469
01:59:03,807 --> 01:59:06,799
Big Jule cannot make a pass
to save his soul.
1470
01:59:06,887 --> 01:59:09,082
That's very interesting.
1471
01:59:09,527 --> 01:59:11,995
Then maybe with honest dice,
1472
01:59:12,087 --> 01:59:14,647
I can make a pass to save his soul.
1473
01:59:15,207 --> 01:59:17,596
And yours and yours and yours.
1474
01:59:19,567 --> 01:59:21,637
I'm gonna roll these dice.
1475
01:59:21,727 --> 01:59:26,847
One roll. And on that roll I'm gonna bet
each of you $1,000 against your soul.
1476
01:59:28,407 --> 01:59:31,558
1,000 cash against a marker for your soul.
1477
01:59:32,407 --> 01:59:36,844
If I win, all of you show up
at the mission tonight. Have I got a bet?
1478
01:59:37,847 --> 01:59:40,156
Let me get this - hold it. Let me get this.
1479
01:59:40,247 --> 01:59:43,319
If you lose, then you gotta
give us each 1,000 bucks?
1480
01:59:43,407 --> 01:59:47,525
But if you win, then we all gotta
show up at the mission doll's cabaret?
1481
01:59:47,847 --> 01:59:50,202
Save-A-Soul Mission, midnight.
One meeting.
1482
01:59:50,407 --> 01:59:53,604
- If you lose, 1,000 apiece?
- 1,000 apiece.
1483
01:59:53,687 --> 01:59:56,997
- Well, that's OK by me.
- What have I got to lose?
1484
02:00:04,087 --> 02:00:06,885
What's the delay, Sky?
You turnin' chicken?
1485
02:00:06,967 --> 02:00:11,119
You know better than that, Horse.
You've seen me roll for twice as much.
1486
02:00:14,647 --> 02:00:17,036
Only I got...
1487
02:00:17,127 --> 02:00:20,244
I got a lot more than money
riding on this one.
1488
02:00:24,807 --> 02:00:27,719
They call you Lady Luck
1489
02:00:29,047 --> 02:00:31,686
But there is room for doubt
1490
02:00:32,127 --> 02:00:37,360
At times you have a very unladylike way
1491
02:00:37,447 --> 02:00:39,358
Of runnin' out
1492
02:00:40,087 --> 02:00:42,920
You're on this date with me
1493
02:00:43,567 --> 02:00:46,400
The pickings have been lush
1494
02:00:47,927 --> 02:00:50,487
And yet before this evening is over
1495
02:00:50,567 --> 02:00:53,764
You might give me the brush
1496
02:00:54,487 --> 02:00:59,277
You might forget your manners,
you might refuse to stay
1497
02:01:00,087 --> 02:01:04,319
And so the best that I can do
1498
02:01:05,127 --> 02:01:07,766
Is pray
1499
02:01:09,007 --> 02:01:10,998
Luck, be a lady tonight
1500
02:01:12,087 --> 02:01:14,078
Luck, be a lady tonight
1501
02:01:15,087 --> 02:01:17,999
Luck, if you've ever been
a lady to begin with
1502
02:01:18,087 --> 02:01:21,557
Luck, be a lady tonight
1503
02:01:22,727 --> 02:01:24,718
Luck, let a gentleman see
1504
02:01:25,967 --> 02:01:27,958
How nice a dame you can be
1505
02:01:29,007 --> 02:01:31,680
I know the way you've treated
other guys you've been with
1506
02:01:31,767 --> 02:01:34,759
Luck, be a lady with me
1507
02:01:36,287 --> 02:01:38,801
A lady doesn't leave her escort
1508
02:01:39,287 --> 02:01:41,801
It isn't fair, it isn't nice
1509
02:01:42,327 --> 02:01:45,205
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
1510
02:01:45,287 --> 02:01:47,517
And blow on some other guy's dice
1511
02:01:48,047 --> 02:01:50,322
So let's keep the party polite
1512
02:01:51,367 --> 02:01:53,483
Never get out of my sight
1513
02:01:54,487 --> 02:01:57,285
Stick with me, baby,
I'm the fella you came in with
1514
02:01:57,367 --> 02:01:59,358
Luck, be a lady
1515
02:02:00,367 --> 02:02:02,358
Luck, be a lady
1516
02:02:03,367 --> 02:02:05,562
Luck, be a lady tonight
1517
02:02:34,847 --> 02:02:37,236
A lady wouldn't flirt with strangers
1518
02:02:37,327 --> 02:02:40,125
She'd have a heart, she'd have a soul
1519
02:02:40,727 --> 02:02:43,560
A lady wouldn't make
little snake eyes at me
1520
02:02:43,647 --> 02:02:46,207
When I've bet my life on this roll
1521
02:02:46,287 --> 02:02:48,323
So let's keep the party polite
1522
02:02:48,407 --> 02:02:49,886
Why don't he shoot?
1523
02:02:49,967 --> 02:02:52,561
- Never get out of my sight
- Come on! Quit stalling!
1524
02:02:52,647 --> 02:02:55,844
Stick with me, baby,
I'm the fella you came in with
1525
02:02:55,927 --> 02:02:58,395
- Be a lady
- Sky's turnin' yellow!
1526
02:02:58,487 --> 02:03:01,479
- Luck, be a lady
- What are you scared of?
1527
02:03:01,567 --> 02:03:04,365
- Luck, be a lady
- What's the matter? Roll the dice!
1528
02:03:04,447 --> 02:03:06,677
- Tonight
- Comin' out, comin' out
1529
02:03:06,767 --> 02:03:09,645
Comin' out, comin' out, comin' out right
1530
02:03:15,167 --> 02:03:18,955
- I tell ya, I don't wanna go there!
- But, Big Jule, you give your marker.
1531
02:03:19,047 --> 02:03:22,323
And if you welsh, this will
cause me no little embarrassment.
1532
02:03:22,407 --> 02:03:25,240
I am sure you do not wanna
cause me embarrassment.
1533
02:03:25,327 --> 02:03:29,639
Well, if it ever gets back to Chicago
that I went to a prayer meeting,
1534
02:03:29,727 --> 02:03:32,287
no decent person will talk to me.
1535
02:03:45,247 --> 02:03:47,681
- Adelaide!
- How clumsy of me.
1536
02:03:47,767 --> 02:03:50,235
So sorry. An awkward coincident.
1537
02:03:50,327 --> 02:03:55,162
Adelaide, listen. I sent Nicely
especially to explain about tonight.
1538
02:03:55,247 --> 02:04:00,241
- If you knew what I'd been through.
- Please. Let us not have a vulgar scene.
1539
02:04:00,327 --> 02:04:05,765
After all, we're civilised people. We do
not have to conduct ourselves like a slob.
1540
02:04:08,047 --> 02:04:13,440
Adelaide, what is this? How can you be
so upset over one lousy elopement?
1541
02:04:13,527 --> 02:04:18,806
I am not upset. I have succeeded in
your not being able to upset me no more.
1542
02:04:18,887 --> 02:04:21,321
I have got you completely out of my...
1543
02:04:23,527 --> 02:04:25,916
- Gesundheit.
- ..system.
1544
02:04:27,807 --> 02:04:30,002
Oh, Nathan!
1545
02:04:31,447 --> 02:04:33,358
Adelaide, baby.
1546
02:04:33,447 --> 02:04:37,326
Don't do that to me.
I can't stand it when you cry.
1547
02:04:37,927 --> 02:04:42,318
Look, we'll get married, I promise you.
And we'll have what you always wanted.
1548
02:04:42,407 --> 02:04:45,444
A little white house with a green fence.
1549
02:04:45,927 --> 02:04:48,600
Just like the Whitney colours.
1550
02:04:48,687 --> 02:04:52,282
Oh, Nathan. If I could only believe you.
1551
02:04:53,247 --> 02:04:55,920
We could still make everything all right.
1552
02:04:56,007 --> 02:04:59,397
- We could elope right now.
- Adelaide, could we?
1553
02:05:05,327 --> 02:05:08,364
I almost forgot...
but right at this time I cannot.
1554
02:05:08,447 --> 02:05:10,438
- Why not?
- I'm gonna tell the truth,
1555
02:05:10,527 --> 02:05:14,725
- but you will not believe me.
- Nathan, why can't we elope?
1556
02:05:14,807 --> 02:05:17,275
I have to go to a prayer meeting.
1557
02:05:17,367 --> 02:05:20,996
That is the biggest and most
unforgivable lie you have ever told me.
1558
02:05:21,087 --> 02:05:22,998
It's true. I promise you.
1559
02:05:23,087 --> 02:05:24,805
You promise me this,
you promise me that
1560
02:05:24,887 --> 02:05:27,117
You promise me everything
under the sun, but you give me a kiss
1561
02:05:27,207 --> 02:05:29,163
And you're grabbin' your hat
and you're off to the races again
1562
02:05:29,247 --> 02:05:32,523
- When I think of the time gone by
- Adelaide, Adelaide...
1563
02:05:32,607 --> 02:05:36,156
- And I think of the way I try
- Adelaide...
1564
02:05:36,247 --> 02:05:39,603
I could honestly die
1565
02:05:40,927 --> 02:05:44,636
Call a lawyer and sue me, sue me
1566
02:05:45,007 --> 02:05:47,123
What can you do me?
1567
02:05:47,207 --> 02:05:49,198
I love you
1568
02:05:49,687 --> 02:05:53,202
Give a holler and hate me, hate me
1569
02:05:53,287 --> 02:05:56,279
- Go ahead, hate me, I love you
- The best years of my life
1570
02:05:56,367 --> 02:05:58,517
I was a fool to give to you
1571
02:05:58,607 --> 02:06:01,485
All right already,
I'm just a no-goodnik
1572
02:06:01,807 --> 02:06:04,116
All right already, it's true
1573
02:06:04,407 --> 02:06:05,920
So nu?
1574
02:06:06,007 --> 02:06:09,044
So sue me, sue me
1575
02:06:09,127 --> 02:06:11,516
What can you do me?
1576
02:06:11,847 --> 02:06:14,315
I love you
1577
02:06:14,407 --> 02:06:17,479
You gamble it here, you gamble it there,
you gamble on everything all except me
1578
02:06:17,567 --> 02:06:20,320
And I'm sick of you keepin' me up in
the air till you're back in the money again
1579
02:06:20,407 --> 02:06:23,604
- When I think of the time gone by
- Adelaide, Adelaide...
1580
02:06:23,687 --> 02:06:26,963
- And I think of the way I try
- Adelaide...
1581
02:06:27,047 --> 02:06:30,722
I could honestly die
1582
02:06:40,087 --> 02:06:44,285
Serve a paper and sue me, sue me
1583
02:06:45,167 --> 02:06:47,123
What can you do me?
1584
02:06:47,207 --> 02:06:49,596
I love you
1585
02:06:49,687 --> 02:06:53,077
Give a holler and hate me, hate me
1586
02:06:53,167 --> 02:06:56,000
- Go ahead, hate me, I love you
- When you wind up in jail
1587
02:06:56,087 --> 02:06:58,555
Don't come to me to bail you out
1588
02:06:58,647 --> 02:07:01,480
All right already, so call a policeman
1589
02:07:01,887 --> 02:07:04,242
All right already, it's true
1590
02:07:04,327 --> 02:07:06,158
So nu?
1591
02:07:06,247 --> 02:07:09,444
So sue me, sue me
1592
02:07:09,887 --> 02:07:12,117
What can you do me?
1593
02:07:12,887 --> 02:07:17,597
I love you
1594
02:07:20,087 --> 02:07:21,679
You're at it again,
you're running the game
1595
02:07:21,767 --> 02:07:23,246
I'm not gonna play second fiddle to that
1596
02:07:23,327 --> 02:07:26,000
I'm sick and I'm tired of starting a row
and I'm telling you now that we're through
1597
02:07:26,087 --> 02:07:29,159
- When I think of the time gone by
- Adelaide, Adelaide...
1598
02:07:29,247 --> 02:07:32,717
- And I think of the way I try
- Adelaide!
1599
02:07:33,407 --> 02:07:36,797
I could honestly die
1600
02:07:38,847 --> 02:07:42,123
Sue me, sue me
1601
02:07:43,007 --> 02:07:45,316
Shoot bullets through me
1602
02:07:46,127 --> 02:07:52,475
I love you
1603
02:08:08,447 --> 02:08:11,837
According to my wrist chronometer,
it's well past midnight.
1604
02:08:12,087 --> 02:08:15,523
If this big meeting were going
to be as big as you'd hoped,
1605
02:08:15,607 --> 02:08:18,326
- by now somebody...
- You're quite right, General.
1606
02:08:18,407 --> 02:08:21,956
- Sarah.
- Why keep up this silly pretending?
1607
02:08:22,047 --> 02:08:25,835
It was childish of us to think we could
suddenly make sinners appear
1608
02:08:25,927 --> 02:08:28,566
when we've failed
so miserably up to now.
1609
02:08:28,647 --> 02:08:31,957
And when I say "we", General,
I mean I've failed.
1610
02:08:36,807 --> 02:08:40,083
Welcome, brothers, welcome!
Come in, come in!
1611
02:08:40,167 --> 02:08:43,318
Come on. Move in. Move in. Everybody in.
1612
02:08:43,407 --> 02:08:45,204
Hats off. Step along.
1613
02:08:45,287 --> 02:08:47,323
You too, Big Jule.
1614
02:08:47,407 --> 02:08:49,398
Move it. Come on, kid.
1615
02:08:52,247 --> 02:08:54,238
Keep movin'. Come on.
1616
02:08:58,087 --> 02:09:00,078
Is everybody accounted for?
1617
02:09:00,727 --> 02:09:03,799
- Where's Nathan Detroit?
- Present.
1618
02:09:03,887 --> 02:09:05,878
All right.
1619
02:09:11,647 --> 02:09:15,117
Well, I made good my marker.
I oughta ask you to return it,
1620
02:09:15,207 --> 02:09:18,324
but it would break up
your pretty set of thoughts for today.
1621
02:09:18,407 --> 02:09:21,763
When you get around to it,
mark it "paid in full".
1622
02:09:21,847 --> 02:09:23,997
Won't you gentlemen sit down?
1623
02:09:24,087 --> 02:09:26,476
Sit down. Do as you're told.
1624
02:09:32,647 --> 02:09:36,686
On behalf of General Cartwright, Sergeant
Sarah Brown and the rest of us...
1625
02:09:36,767 --> 02:09:41,557
The army's certainly changed. In the next
war I wanna be a Red Cross nurse.
1626
02:09:41,647 --> 02:09:43,797
Quiet!
1627
02:09:44,087 --> 02:09:47,602
I would like to remind you, you are
no longer on your knees in a sewer,
1628
02:09:47,687 --> 02:09:52,886
but sitting in a mission. I trust that
there will be no further unpleasantness.
1629
02:09:52,967 --> 02:09:56,243
And now,
since I depart to move on to other places,
1630
02:09:56,327 --> 02:09:59,000
I'm appointing
Nathan Detroit as my deputy.
1631
02:09:59,087 --> 02:10:03,239
Nathan, I hand you all their markers,
to be returned when they are made good.
1632
02:10:03,327 --> 02:10:06,205
Anybody who does not play
strictly according to Hoyle
1633
02:10:06,287 --> 02:10:08,596
will answer to me personally.
1634
02:10:08,687 --> 02:10:10,882
And that means in person.
1635
02:10:14,607 --> 02:10:16,996
What a remarkable young man.
1636
02:10:20,567 --> 02:10:24,560
I will add nothin' to what Sky said,
except to say that there are many here
1637
02:10:24,647 --> 02:10:28,879
upon who, if they get outta line,
I would squeal with pleasure.
1638
02:10:29,487 --> 02:10:31,876
Brother Arvide, your dice.
1639
02:10:34,527 --> 02:10:38,281
Gentlemen, our meeting will be
conducted by the regional director
1640
02:10:38,367 --> 02:10:41,564
of the Save-A-Soul Mission,
General Cartwright.
1641
02:10:46,327 --> 02:10:50,081
I have rarely attended a meeting
in any of our branches
1642
02:10:50,167 --> 02:10:53,716
which could boast of
so many evil-Iooking sinners.
1643
02:10:55,287 --> 02:10:59,326
Now surely your hearts must be heavy
with sins to which you want to confess.
1644
02:10:59,407 --> 02:11:02,524
Who will be the first to start
by giving testimony?
1645
02:11:02,607 --> 02:11:07,078
- Benny Southstreet, give testimony.
- I plead the fifth commandment.
1646
02:11:07,247 --> 02:11:10,523
Come, brothers.
We know how difficult it is.
1647
02:11:10,607 --> 02:11:13,519
But if one will open your heart,
the others will follow.
1648
02:11:13,607 --> 02:11:17,600
Benny, this is an order.
Tell the people what a bum you are.
1649
02:11:20,727 --> 02:11:24,197
Well... I was always a bad guy.
1650
02:11:24,287 --> 02:11:28,803
I was even a bad gambler. I would like
to be a good guy and a good gambler.
1651
02:11:28,887 --> 02:11:30,957
I thank you.
1652
02:11:31,047 --> 02:11:33,641
- Who will be next?
- Big Jule.
1653
02:11:34,367 --> 02:11:36,437
What's the pitch?
1654
02:11:36,527 --> 02:11:40,236
Tell the people all the terrible things
you done but ain't gonna do no more.
1655
02:11:40,327 --> 02:11:42,522
And watch your language.
1656
02:11:44,847 --> 02:11:48,237
Well, I used to be bad when I was a kid.
1657
02:11:48,327 --> 02:11:52,445
But ever since then I've gone straight,
as I can prove by my record -
1658
02:11:52,527 --> 02:11:55,678
33 arrests and no convictions.
1659
02:11:57,967 --> 02:11:59,116
- Horse.
- No.
1660
02:11:59,207 --> 02:12:02,005
- Harry the Horse.
- Go ahead.
1661
02:12:04,727 --> 02:12:08,561
Well, when Sky was rollin' us
against our souls, I...
1662
02:12:08,647 --> 02:12:11,161
- I beg your pardon?
- Sky Masterson.
1663
02:12:11,247 --> 02:12:14,284
He rolled us 1,000 bucks.
That's why we're here.
1664
02:12:14,367 --> 02:12:17,882
- I don't think I understand.
- I'll interpret for you, General.
1665
02:12:17,967 --> 02:12:23,166
He means that they are here only because
Sky Masterson won them in a dice game.
1666
02:12:24,167 --> 02:12:28,365
Then this whole meeting,
in a way, is the result of gambling.
1667
02:12:28,447 --> 02:12:30,802
Fire fought with fire.
1668
02:12:30,887 --> 02:12:33,447
Sergeant Sarah,
you are to be congratulated.
1669
02:12:33,527 --> 02:12:35,518
Congratulations, Sarah.
1670
02:12:37,687 --> 02:12:39,882
Thank you so much.
1671
02:12:41,887 --> 02:12:44,355
I ain't finished my testimony yet.
1672
02:12:45,247 --> 02:12:49,160
So, my sin is that when Sky was rollin' us,
1673
02:12:49,247 --> 02:12:53,604
I wished that I could win the 1,000 bucks
instead of havin' to come here.
1674
02:12:53,687 --> 02:12:55,518
But now that I'm here,
1675
02:12:55,607 --> 02:12:57,598
I still wish it.
1676
02:12:59,887 --> 02:13:03,880
Something very funny has been
happening to me. Sitting here, I mean.
1677
02:13:03,967 --> 02:13:06,606
Like I've been remembering a dream.
1678
02:13:11,767 --> 02:13:14,759
Tell us, Nicely. Tell us in your own words.
1679
02:13:15,687 --> 02:13:18,281
Yeah, that's it. A dream.
1680
02:13:18,727 --> 02:13:22,561
I dreamed last night
I got on the boat to heaven
1681
02:13:22,647 --> 02:13:26,356
And by some chance
I had brought my dice along
1682
02:13:26,447 --> 02:13:29,917
And there I stood
and I hollered "Someone fade me!"
1683
02:13:30,487 --> 02:13:36,357
But the passengers,
they knew right from wrong
1684
02:13:36,647 --> 02:13:40,003
For the people all said sit down,
sit down, you're rockin' the boat
1685
02:13:40,087 --> 02:13:42,840
People all said sit down,
sit down, you're rockin' the boat
1686
02:13:43,167 --> 02:13:46,284
And the devil'll drag you under
by the sharp lapel of your chequered coat
1687
02:13:46,367 --> 02:13:50,918
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
sit down, you're rockin' the boat
1688
02:13:53,287 --> 02:13:56,484
I sailed away
on that little boat to heaven
1689
02:13:56,567 --> 02:13:59,764
And by some chance
found a bottle in my fist
1690
02:13:59,847 --> 02:14:03,362
And there I stood,
nicely passin' out the whisky
1691
02:14:03,807 --> 02:14:09,643
But the passengers were bound to resist
1692
02:14:09,887 --> 02:14:13,277
For the people all said beware,
you're on a heavenly trip
1693
02:14:13,367 --> 02:14:16,245
People all said beware,
beware, you'll scuttle the ship
1694
02:14:16,327 --> 02:14:19,558
And the devil'll drag you under
by the fancy tie round your wicked throat
1695
02:14:19,647 --> 02:14:22,923
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
sit down, you're rockin' the boat
1696
02:14:24,127 --> 02:14:27,437
And as I laughed
at those passengers to heaven
1697
02:14:29,967 --> 02:14:32,925
A great big wave came
and washed me overboard
1698
02:14:33,007 --> 02:14:36,317
And as I sank and I hollered
"Someone save me!"
1699
02:14:36,967 --> 02:14:39,162
That's the moment I woke up
1700
02:14:39,687 --> 02:14:43,077
- Thank the Lord
- Thank the Lord
1701
02:14:43,167 --> 02:14:45,965
Thank the Lord
1702
02:14:46,727 --> 02:14:49,799
And I said to myself sit down,
sit down, you're rockin' the boat
1703
02:14:50,167 --> 02:14:53,159
Said to myself sit down,
sit down, you're rockin' the boat
1704
02:14:53,247 --> 02:14:56,159
And the devil'll drag you under,
with a soul so heavy you'd never float
1705
02:14:56,247 --> 02:14:59,523
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
sit down, you're rockin' the boat
1706
02:14:59,607 --> 02:15:02,075
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
you're rockin' the boat
1707
02:15:02,167 --> 02:15:04,362
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
you're rockin' the boat
1708
02:15:04,447 --> 02:15:07,200
- Sit down
- You're rockin'
1709
02:15:07,287 --> 02:15:11,075
The boat
1710
02:15:21,287 --> 02:15:23,721
Now, Brother Brannigan,
what can we do for you?
1711
02:15:23,807 --> 02:15:25,877
Maybe you would like to testify?
1712
02:15:25,967 --> 02:15:28,003
I'll do my testifying in court,
1713
02:15:28,087 --> 02:15:32,603
where I will testify that you ran a
crap game here in the mission last night.
1714
02:15:32,687 --> 02:15:35,599
A crap game? In the mission?
1715
02:15:35,687 --> 02:15:39,885
Miss Sarah, you were standing right there
when they ran out. You saw them.
1716
02:15:39,967 --> 02:15:42,356
Aren't these the men?
1717
02:15:49,727 --> 02:15:52,287
You must be mistaken, Lieutenant.
1718
02:15:53,247 --> 02:15:56,159
I never saw these gentlemen
before in my life.
1719
02:15:58,007 --> 02:16:00,396
There's a right broad.
1720
02:16:00,647 --> 02:16:05,562
And now if you'll excuse us, Lieutenant,
we'd like to go on with our meeting.
1721
02:16:12,007 --> 02:16:15,841
Tell me somethin'.
Is my name Brannigan?
1722
02:16:15,927 --> 02:16:18,521
- When last seen.
- Thanks.
1723
02:16:19,527 --> 02:16:21,722
I was beginnin' to wonder.
1724
02:16:28,287 --> 02:16:32,121
On behalf of everybody concerned,
thanks, Miss Sarah.
1725
02:16:32,847 --> 02:16:36,476
Also at this time I would like
to personally make a confession.
1726
02:16:36,567 --> 02:16:39,161
General,
we did shoot crap here last night,
1727
02:16:39,247 --> 02:16:42,239
but unbeknownst to anybody
connected with the mission.
1728
02:16:42,327 --> 02:16:44,602
And for this we're all sorry.
1729
02:16:44,687 --> 02:16:46,678
Ain't we, boys?
1730
02:16:50,127 --> 02:16:52,322
I'm really sorry.
1731
02:16:53,847 --> 02:16:57,522
I did another terrible thing.
I bet a certain guy that he could not take
1732
02:16:57,607 --> 02:17:00,519
a certain doll away with him
on a trip to Havana.
1733
02:17:00,607 --> 02:17:05,078
I know this I should not have done,
although it did not do no harm because...
1734
02:17:05,167 --> 02:17:07,158
Well, I won the bet.
1735
02:17:07,247 --> 02:17:09,397
- You won the bet?
- Sure.
1736
02:17:09,487 --> 02:17:12,206
The guy told me
he did not take the doll away.
1737
02:17:12,287 --> 02:17:14,676
And for this I feel much better.
1738
02:17:16,927 --> 02:17:21,284
Gentlemen, we will now sing number 244
in your songbook - "Follow the Fold".
1739
02:17:21,367 --> 02:17:23,756
You will find it on page 27.
1740
02:17:30,167 --> 02:17:34,126
Follow the fold and stray no more
1741
02:17:34,207 --> 02:17:38,120
Stray no more, stray no more
1742
02:17:38,207 --> 02:17:42,200
Put down the bottle
and we'll say no more
1743
02:17:42,287 --> 02:17:45,484
Follow, follow the fold
1744
02:20:31,687 --> 02:20:35,316
Brothers and sisters, as you know,
traffic is heavy this time of night,
1745
02:20:35,407 --> 02:20:37,796
so our ceremony will be brief.
1746
02:20:39,927 --> 02:20:43,840
Do you, Sarah Brown, take Sky Masterson
to be your lawful wedded husband?
1747
02:20:43,927 --> 02:20:45,519
I do.
1748
02:20:45,607 --> 02:20:49,202
Do you, Sky Masterson, take Sarah Brown
to be your lawful wedded wife?
1749
02:20:49,287 --> 02:20:51,278
I do.
1750
02:20:51,767 --> 02:20:55,123
Do you, Adelaide, take Nathan Detroit
to be your lawful wedded husband?
1751
02:20:55,207 --> 02:20:56,640
I do.
1752
02:20:56,727 --> 02:21:01,676
Do you, Nathan Detroit, take Miss
Adelaide to be your lawful wedded wife?
1753
02:21:04,727 --> 02:21:06,399
- He does.
- He's gotta say it.
1754
02:21:06,487 --> 02:21:07,966
I do.
1755
02:21:08,047 --> 02:21:12,279
Then, under the authority granted me by
the state, county and city of New York,
1756
02:21:12,367 --> 02:21:14,801
I hereby pronounce you men and wives.
1757
02:21:37,847 --> 02:21:41,556
When you see a guy
reach for stars in the sky
1758
02:21:41,647 --> 02:21:45,640
You can bet that
he's doin' it for some doll
1759
02:21:45,727 --> 02:21:49,481
When you spot a John
waiting out in the rain
1760
02:21:49,887 --> 02:21:53,323
Chances are he's insane
as only a John can be for a Jane
1761
02:21:53,887 --> 02:21:57,675
When you meet a gent
paying all kinds of rent
1762
02:21:57,767 --> 02:22:02,921
For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal
1763
02:22:06,247 --> 02:22:08,920
Call it sad, call it funny
1764
02:22:09,007 --> 02:22:13,000
But it's better than even money
1765
02:22:13,087 --> 02:22:16,079
That the guy's only doing it
1766
02:22:17,167 --> 02:22:21,843
For some doll
1767
02:22:54,327 --> 02:22:57,319
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