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[ Slow Middle Eastern music
plays ]

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[ lndistinct conversations,
laughter ]

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Where is my bride?

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[ Wind whistling,
chimes tinkling ]

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My wedding dress.
Quickly, put it on.

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Soon you'll live your life
in jewels and not chains.

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[ Woman chanting ]

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Come, child.

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Your groom awaits you.

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[ Rock music plays ]

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ALL: Honeybees,
all right, all right!

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Honeybees, all right!

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Whoo! Honeybees,
all right, all right!

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Honeybees, all right!
Whoo!

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ALL: Go...

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Honeybees!

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[ All cheering ]

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You ready, Hildenburg?

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Yes.

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Great.

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I have one question.

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Why am I dressed like
one of the Fenmore Foxes?

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Aren't they our hated
crosstown rivals?

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Yes...but...

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this year's theme is unity...
for all cheerleaders.

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Oh.

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Have fun.

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[ Jeering and catcalling ]

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CHEERLEADERS:
Wipe out the Foxes!

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Ugh!

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[ Crowd cheering ]

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BOTH:
Boys are cheats and liars.

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They're such a big disgrace.

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They will tell you anything
to get to second...

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Baseball, baseball,
he thinks he's gonna score.

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If you let him go all the way,
then you are a...

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Hor...ticulture studies
flowers --

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[ Laughter ]

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Oh, no, she didn't.

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Oh, yes, she did.

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Girlfriend's booty be
all wrapped up in licious.

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All wrapped up.

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You're pretty dope and phat
yourselves.

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Ling-Ling!
You forgot lunch, baby pie!

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Chicken with fried vegetable,
bulgogi, and Kimchi.

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Thanks, Mom.

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Okay. You all learn
real good now.

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- Ling-Ling?
- Ling-Ling?

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Can somebody answer the phone?

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Oh, dang, that's messed up.

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[ Both laugh ]

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Out of all the Korean
liquor stores,

53
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why did my dad have to
walk into that one?

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I'm returning your papers
on the Salem Witch Trials.

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I'm sad to report that Eden,
here, got the only "A."

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Well, that's not fair.

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I mean, she was the only one
who was actually there.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Giggles ]

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[ Speaks angrily
in foreign language ]

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[ Giggles ]

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Vice-Principal Bernard.

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Oh, Miss Spencer,
wonderful job this morning.

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You certainly know
how to whip up a crowd.

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As pretty as you are, I bet
you really whipped them up

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back when you were
cheerleading captain, hmm?

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Me? Oh, no, no, no.

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I was much more of a band
chick, actually -- tuba --

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Iead tuba -- honor band.

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Well, then you wouldn't mind
writing us some passes

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so we could, uh,
practice some new moves?

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Oh, Jessica,
l-l-I don't know about that.

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You know, that trophy
is gonna look so good

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in your office.

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Oh...

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All right.

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[ Chuckles ]

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# That's what girls do #

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# They keep you guessing
the whole day through #

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[ All cheering ]

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# Play your emotions,
push all your buttons #

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# It's true #

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# That's what girls do #

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# That's what we do #

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[ Giggling ]

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Whoo!

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# You ask me why I gotta play
so hard to get #

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Ohh! Ugh! Oh!

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# You ask me do I play it cool
just to make you sweat #

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Mmm!
That's really good.

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Um...
how much do I owe you?

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It's okay.
It's on the house.

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[ Smacks lips ]

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Really?!

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Thanks.

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#...through to you-u-u-u-u #

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- # That's what girls do #
- [ Girls giggling ]

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# They keep you guessing... #

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Who's gonna pay for that,
asshole?

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You are not gonna make it
in this business.

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[ Gasps ]
You total binger!

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April, this is gonna go
straight to your ass.

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"ltchbay" alert.

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Bianca.

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[ Sighs ]

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Jessica, you look great!

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Are you doing something
different

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or just hanging out
with skankier friends?

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Exhales sharply ]

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Wow, Bianca,
you look really good, too.

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Um...are you eating less
or just barfing more?

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[ Laughter ]

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Barfing more.

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Good luck
at the cheer competition.

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Yeah.

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You too.

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[ Chuckles softly ]

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Hmm...

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[ Alarm ringing ]

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[ All laughing ]

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Bye-bye.

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Agh!

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ALL: Oh!

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Let's go, Winona.

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[ lndistinct conversation,
giggling ]

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APRlL:
Jess, what are you doing?

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Hang on a sec.

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

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Whoa.

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This is kind of cool.

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[ Foreign accent ]
Can I help you ladies?

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Oh, yeah. What is this?

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Oh, yeah, I like that, too.

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It's actually a Senegalese lute
carved from deerwood,

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used for fertility rituals
and...

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- Sure. Yeah.
- Cool.

138
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Oh, and you can put
your weed in there.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Oh.

141
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Check this out.

142
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Oh, yeah. That's beautiful.

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It's actually a model
of the prison on Robben lsland

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where Nelson Mandela
was held 27 years.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

146
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And before the collapse
of apartheid, of course.

147
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Yeah, he came out
pretty hate-free, though,

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you know, ready to heal --

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went on to become
the president of South Africa

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after that -- after they freed
him, of course, sure.

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- Wow.
- Yeah.

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A lot of people
don't realize this,

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but you can put
your weed in there.

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- Oh. [ Chuckles ]
- [ Chuckles ]

155
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This is great. Sure.

156
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Well, if you have
any more questions,

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I'll be in the back
sleeping, so...

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Great.

159
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Okay. Thanks.

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Oh, actually,
this is the back. Sorry.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

162
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This stuff makes me feel so
proud to be African-American.

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Ling-Ling!

164
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You walk right by Crazy Nail,
no say "hi" me.

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Hi, Mom.

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Bye, girls!

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Fake pearls!

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[ Girls giggling ]

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[ Up-tempo drum music plays ]

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[ Music swells ]

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[ Wind whistling,
chimes tinkling ]

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[ Foreign accent ]
Stop banging those drums!

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I'm sorry.

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I didn't even know
you could hear that.

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Oh, my God.
Look at those earrings.

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I'd be the envy
of every girl at prom.

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[ Gasps ]

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Not like that was
in jeopardy or anything.

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[ Girls laugh ]

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Um, excuse me.
How much are these?

181
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Not for sale.
That's a genuine artifact.

182
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Oh.

183
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No!

184
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No!

185
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Okay, I'm all set.

186
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Is that all you got -- $18?!

187
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It's a gas station.

188
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Everybody pays with
credit cards nowadays.

189
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Help yourself to some nachos.

190
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[ All giggling ]

191
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[ Bell dings ]

192
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Hey, that's for
Doug Flutie's kids!

193
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- Aah!
- [ Bell dings ]

194
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[ Tires squeal, bell dings ]

195
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- Aah!
- Aah!

196
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[ Laughter ]

197
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[ Bell dings ]

198
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[ Tires squeal, bell dings ]

199
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[ Bell dings ]

200
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[ Tires squeal, bell dings ]

201
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- [ Tires squeal ]
- I'm in here!

202
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- [ Bell dings ]
- Help!

203
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Whoo!

204
00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:29,980
[ Tires squeal, bell dings ]

205
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[ Horn honks ]

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Agh!

207
00:11:37,429 --> 00:11:38,828
Agh!

208
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[ Girls giggling ]

209
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You look really good.
[ Laughs ]

210
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Really good.

211
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Um, excuse me...

212
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[ Gasping ]

213
00:11:57,516 --> 00:11:59,916
The gas cap's on that side.

214
00:12:04,089 --> 00:12:06,284
Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm sorry.

215
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,189
[ Girls laugh ]

216
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:14,858
Uh, hello...

217
00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:16,662
full service.

218
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:19,101
And, um, could you,
like, check the oil

219
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:21,605
and all that other junk
under the hood?

220
00:12:27,846 --> 00:12:30,440
Like his job is that hard.

221
00:12:30,515 --> 00:12:31,982
[ All laugh ]

222
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Minimum wage
for a maximum loser.

223
00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:37,316
Oh, good one.

224
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,448
Hey...check this out.

225
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:41,623
[ Horn honks ]

226
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Ow!

227
00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:44,391
[ All laughing ]

228
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[ Grunting ]

229
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Sorry. Accident.

230
00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:50,858
You're so bad!

231
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,767
- [ Laughter ]
- I'm okay.

232
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:55,204
It's okay. I'm okay.

233
00:12:55,273 --> 00:12:57,741
Hey, how much you bet
I can get him again?

234
00:12:57,809 --> 00:12:59,902
[ Horn honks ]

235
00:12:59,978 --> 00:13:01,377
- [ Grunts ]
- [ All laughing ]

236
00:13:01,446 --> 00:13:03,573
Oh. Uhh.

237
00:13:05,984 --> 00:13:09,078
- [ Sizzling ]
- Ow! Oh!

238
00:13:09,154 --> 00:13:10,348
[ All giggling ]

239
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:11,980
Oops.

240
00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:17,221
- [ Bell dings, horn honks ]
- Whoo!

241
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# It's the summer, the summer #

242
00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:41,909
# Yo, my cats are trippin',
it's the summer #

243
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,217
# I'll get my swerve on,
fight evil villains gone #

244
00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:46,519
# So come on now #

245
00:13:46,591 --> 00:13:49,924
# I've been locked in a room
not waiting for long #

246
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,223
# And to tell you the truth #

247
00:13:51,296 --> 00:13:53,264
# I don't even want to
sing this song #

248
00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:56,164
# The sun is up, that's what
my crew is all about... #

249
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I'm so pretty.

250
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Booger.

251
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[ Giggling ]

252
00:14:00,772 --> 00:14:02,535
Booger! [ Sighs ]

253
00:14:02,607 --> 00:14:04,871
I told you not to
go through my stuff.

254
00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:06,808
What are you doing
wearing my bra?!

255
00:14:06,878 --> 00:14:08,743
I'm not wearing your bra.

256
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:11,442
I was simply holding it
against myself.

257
00:14:11,516 --> 00:14:13,450
Get out of my room,
you little turd!

258
00:14:13,518 --> 00:14:15,748
Wait a minute.

259
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,755
What happened to you?

260
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:18,983
Nothing.

261
00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:22,387
[ Gasps ]

262
00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:24,929
Did that Cavanaugh kid
do this to you?

263
00:14:26,998 --> 00:14:29,057
[ Sighs ]

264
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:31,898
All right. Come here.

265
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,904
He is such a punk.

266
00:14:33,972 --> 00:14:37,840
You know, one of these days,
he's gonna get it.

267
00:14:37,909 --> 00:14:39,069
There you go.

268
00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:40,771
Better.

269
00:14:42,347 --> 00:14:44,577
Is that my lipstick?!

270
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,576
[ Smooches ]

271
00:14:48,653 --> 00:14:50,120
[ Scoffs ]

272
00:14:50,188 --> 00:14:52,281
Ohhhhh!

273
00:14:52,357 --> 00:14:55,121
[ Horn honks ]

274
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:57,525
[ lntroduction to Butch Walker's
"Take Tomorrow" plays ]

275
00:15:04,202 --> 00:15:07,296
# Give me all your fear #

276
00:15:07,372 --> 00:15:10,136
# Throw it all away #

277
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:13,666
# And think about
the good things #

278
00:15:13,745 --> 00:15:17,078
# No matter what they say #

279
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:20,380
# We'll take tomorrow, baby #

280
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,215
# Yeah #

281
00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:26,280
# One day at a time #

282
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,353
Hey.

283
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:33,863
Hi.

284
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:41,738
[ Sighs softly ]

285
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:44,742
[ Sighs ]

286
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,370
Oh, Jess,
when you do that...

287
00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:50,346
my whole leg tingles
and shakes.

288
00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:51,712
Really?

289
00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:55,048
Well, what happens
if I kiss you...

290
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,382
there?

291
00:15:56,454 --> 00:15:58,217
[ Grunts ]

292
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,621
[ Laughs ]

293
00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:03,252
You have to come snowboarding
with me this weekend.

294
00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:05,523
Oh, silly Billy nilly,

295
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:08,657
I told you I'm not
having sex with you.

296
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:09,825
No.

297
00:16:09,901 --> 00:16:11,061
We could sip hot chocolate

298
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,070
and play Scrabble
with my little brother.

299
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,070
[ Laughs ]

300
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,334
You call it whatever you want.

301
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,876
I'm still not having sex
with you.

302
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:19,876
[ Sighs ]

303
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:21,037
Billy...

304
00:16:21,112 --> 00:16:23,478
Iook...

305
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:25,982
you know how important
this is to me.

306
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:28,451
And when that
special moment happens,

307
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:32,286
I just...I want it
to be perfect.

308
00:16:32,357 --> 00:16:36,191
I would never dream
of rushing you.

309
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:38,126
[ Gasps ]

310
00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:40,061
Thank you, Billy.

311
00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:41,894
Oh...

312
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:45,334
If you change your mind,
we could drive up together.

313
00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:47,268
I'll wait behind for you.

314
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,364
[ Laughs ]
Front...behind...

315
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,033
I'm still not doing it.

316
00:16:54,946 --> 00:16:56,208
Good night, Billy.

317
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,840
[ Sighs ]

318
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:06,123
[ B.T. Express' "Do lt
('Til You're Satisfied)" plays ]

319
00:17:12,163 --> 00:17:14,256
[ Laughs ]

320
00:17:17,469 --> 00:17:20,461
[ Laughs ]

321
00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:22,768
Oh, your life is like
a fairytale.

322
00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:25,435
You and Billy are, like,
totally Disney.

323
00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:27,410
You know, it's scary sometimes.

324
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:30,505
I just...
I don't know what I'd do

325
00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:33,779
if things weren't
so...perfect.

326
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:37,788
I'm so glad
you're my best friend.

327
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,324
- # Oooh #
- [ Chuckles ]

328
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,723
# Go on and do it #

329
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:43,192
- # Do it #
- [ Laughing ]

330
00:17:43,261 --> 00:17:44,956
# Do it 'til you're satisfied #

331
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,930
# Whatever it is #

332
00:17:46,998 --> 00:17:48,932
I'll see you tomorrow.

333
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,797
Okay. Good night.

334
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:52,496
Bye.

335
00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:54,060
[ Beep ]

336
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:55,868
[ Sighs ]

337
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:59,604
[ Wind whistling,
chimes tinkling ]

338
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,580
[ Suspenseful music plays ]

339
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:09,547
[ Exhaling deeply ]

340
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,398
[ Sighs ]

341
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,743
[ Urinating ]

342
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,389
Aaaaaaah!

343
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,453
[ Gasping, whimpering ]

344
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,031
Aaaaaaaah!

345
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,670
Aah!

346
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,571
[ Thud ]

347
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,235
[ Gasps ]

348
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,975
Aah! Aah!

349
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,949
- Aah!
- [ Knock on door ]

350
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:14,247
Jessica, honey,
is everything all right?

351
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,787
[ High-pitched ]
Yes, Mother.

352
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,754
It's just a spider.

353
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:22,456
A really big,
disgusting spider.

354
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:23,927
[ Whimpering ]

355
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,161
[ Dial tone ]

356
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:29,757
[ Dialing ]

357
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,269
Hi. It's April.
Leave me a message.

358
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,102
This isn't happening.
This isn't happening!

359
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,766
[ Panting, muttering ]

360
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,106
Oh, it's sick!

361
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,840
Sick!

362
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,745
Oh! Oh!

363
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,647
[ Panting ]

364
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,280
Oh!

365
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,624
Ow! Oh!

366
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,290
Ow! Ow! Ooh!

367
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,130
[ Dog barks ]

368
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,404
[ Gasps ]

369
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:30,284
Hey, Dad! Can I have
this cake for breakfast?

370
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:33,854
[ Deep voice ] Uh, yeah.
Whatever. Go for it.

371
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,766
Booger, what the hell
are you doing

372
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:41,397
eating my boss's cake?

373
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,769
I-I thought you just said
I could eat it.

374
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:52,946
- [ Snorts ]
- [ Car alarm beeping ]

375
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:55,009
[ Beeping stops ]

376
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,181
[ B.T. Express' "Do lt
('Til You're Satisfied)" plays ]

377
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,747
Ooh-ah.

378
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:01,417
God...

379
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,030
Where's my...?!

380
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,124
[ Bell rings ]

381
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:12,568
[ Cellular phone ringing ]

382
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,071
Hello?

383
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:16,232
[ Deep voice ] April,
it's me -- Jessica.

384
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:18,742
I need you to meet me right
after class out by the track.

385
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,006
Is this really Jessica?

386
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:22,046
Yes!

387
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,344
Oh, my God,
are you getting a cold?

388
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,646
The competition's only
a week away.

389
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:28,982
We may have bigger problems.

390
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,324
JESSlCA: [ High-pitched ]
April...

391
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:46,064
April...

392
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,504
[ Deep, gruff voice ] April!

393
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:50,633
Agh!

394
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,006
Ah!

395
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:53,601
Whoa! [ Gasps ]

396
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,105
Ugh!

397
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:57,671
You stay away from me!

398
00:21:57,749 --> 00:22:00,377
I have pepper spray
on my key chain!

399
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:07,789
[ High-pitched ] April,
I need you so bad right now.

400
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,259
You have no idea.

401
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,091
How do you know my name?

402
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:16,391
It's me...

403
00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:18,459
Jessica!

404
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,441
[ Crying ] I'm in here.

405
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:27,138
[ Whining ]

406
00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:28,975
What did you do with her?

407
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:32,911
I don't know what happened.

408
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,452
[ Breathing heavily ]

409
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,112
I woke up this morning...

410
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,918
Iike this.

411
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,117
Aah!

412
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,716
[ Gasping ]

413
00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:44,557
And what did I tell you
about these things?!

414
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:46,757
They go straight to your ass!

415
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,094
People are gonna be
looking for me!

416
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,498
- You gotta believe me!
- I'm warning you!

417
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,764
- Please, I'm Jessica!
- Aah!

418
00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:55,068
- Aah! Aaah!
- Aaaaaaah!

419
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:57,608
Agh! Agh! Ohh!

420
00:22:57,676 --> 00:23:00,076
Aaah! Oh! Oh! Oh!

421
00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,739
Ugh! Ohh!

422
00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:04,611
[ Breathing heavily ]

423
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,674
[ Groaning ]

424
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,023
Aah! Ohh!

425
00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:18,858
Ugh! Oh! Aah!

426
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,195
Aah! Agh! Oh! Ugh!

427
00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:22,824
Agh! Ohh!

428
00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:34,268
[ Crying ] Oh, my God!

429
00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:39,146
I think I broke a rib!

430
00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:42,709
My eyes burn!

431
00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:46,519
I can't breathe!

432
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:52,226
This morning,
I woke up a man!

433
00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:57,360
This is by far
the worst day of my life!

434
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,664
[ Panting ]

435
00:23:59,738 --> 00:24:03,299
April!

436
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:06,708
Do you remember
in second grade

437
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:10,179
[ Sniffles ] when you moved here
from Arkansas?

438
00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:14,116
Everybody threw rocks
at you...

439
00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:16,347
because you talked funny

440
00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:19,686
and your front two teeth
were brown!

441
00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,316
[ Gasps ]

442
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,692
I was your only friend.

443
00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:38,402
I gave you that locket
around your neck

444
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,503
when your grandmother
was sick.

445
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:44,572
And you said...

446
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,550
you said...

447
00:24:50,088 --> 00:24:53,080
We'd be bestest friends
forever.

448
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,820
[ Coughs, sniffles ]

449
00:24:57,863 --> 00:25:00,423
[ Gasps ]

450
00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:08,570
Boys are cheats and liars.

451
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,404
They're such a big disgrace.

452
00:25:11,476 --> 00:25:15,242
TOGETHER: They will tell you
anything to get to second...

453
00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:20,216
Baseball, baseball,
he thinks he's gonna score.

454
00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:24,449
If you let him go all the way,
then you are a...

455
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,650
Hor...ticulture studies flowers.

456
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:28,886
Geologist studies rocks.

457
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,951
The only thing
a guy wants from you

458
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,223
is place to put his...

459
00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:33,889
Cock...roaches, beetles,

460
00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:35,626
butterflies, and bugs.

461
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:38,261
Nothing makes him happier
than a giant pair of...

462
00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:41,499
Jug...glers and acrobats,
a dancing bear named Chuck.

463
00:25:41,573 --> 00:25:45,771
All guys really want to do is --
forget it, no such luck.

464
00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:50,173
[ Gasps ]

465
00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:51,840
Oh, my God!

466
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:54,647
Oh, my God!

467
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,381
[ Gasps ]

468
00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:00,685
How did this happen?

469
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:02,351
[ Whines ]

470
00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:04,520
I don't know what to do.

471
00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:06,063
Okay, okay.

472
00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:07,894
[ Bell rings ]

473
00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:09,399
[ Sighs ]

474
00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:10,696
Here.

475
00:26:10,769 --> 00:26:12,737
Go to my house
and wait for me in my room.

476
00:26:12,804 --> 00:26:16,763
Don't worry. We're gonna
figure this thing out.

477
00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:18,469
Here.

478
00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:20,704
[ Groans softly ]

479
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:28,550
You are my bestest,
bestest friend.

480
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,110
[ Sniffles ]

481
00:26:30,188 --> 00:26:31,382
Ow! Ow!

482
00:26:31,456 --> 00:26:32,548
Ow.

483
00:26:32,624 --> 00:26:34,854
Watch the beard.

484
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,826
Sorry.

485
00:26:36,895 --> 00:26:40,524
[ Roxy Saint's "Firecracker"
plays ]

486
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,358
Oh!

487
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:48,365
# So, come on, baby, listen #

488
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,737
# With 20/20 vision #

489
00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:51,207
# I knock out competition #

490
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,011
Hi.

491
00:26:57,082 --> 00:26:58,481
[ Coughs ]

492
00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,643
Okay, so, listen,
she bought it.

493
00:27:00,719 --> 00:27:03,279
I told your mom
you're going on that ski trip,

494
00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,653
and that'll at least
buy us the weekend.

495
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:08,386
You think I'll be stuck
like this all weekend?!

496
00:27:09,427 --> 00:27:12,089
[ Cries ]

497
00:27:19,771 --> 00:27:21,033
[ Buzzes ]

498
00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:22,095
Ow!

499
00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:24,870
Aah!

500
00:27:24,943 --> 00:27:27,912
[ Grunting ]

501
00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:28,946
Oh!

502
00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:30,038
Gross.

503
00:27:30,115 --> 00:27:31,446
[ Buzzing ]

504
00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:33,677
Agh!

505
00:27:33,752 --> 00:27:35,743
I've got hair everywhere --

506
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:39,348
in my nose, in my ears,
on my chin.

507
00:27:39,424 --> 00:27:41,358
I'm afraid to look
anywhere else.

508
00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:42,757
[ Shudders ]

509
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,591
It's like I'm an ad for hair.

510
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,928
Okay, well, listen,
maybe this will help.

511
00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:50,900
Okay.

512
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:54,062
Ahh...

513
00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:56,004
Yeah.

514
00:27:56,074 --> 00:27:58,372
Okay. Against the grain.

515
00:27:58,443 --> 00:27:59,637
- Okay, ready?
- Mm-hmm.

516
00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:01,303
Hold still.

517
00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:02,471
- [ Rip ]
- Aaah!

518
00:28:02,547 --> 00:28:06,005
Grrrah! Agh!

519
00:28:08,153 --> 00:28:09,484
Ow.

520
00:28:09,554 --> 00:28:11,715
Uh...

521
00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:13,883
Ow.

522
00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:15,654
So...

523
00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:17,217
[ Grunts ]

524
00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:22,064
So, uh...

525
00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:25,496
What?

526
00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:28,664
Do you really have a penis?

527
00:28:30,408 --> 00:28:31,773
April!

528
00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:33,902
Can I see it?

529
00:28:33,979 --> 00:28:35,947
What is the matter with you?!

530
00:28:36,014 --> 00:28:39,347
I don't think you get the
gravity of the situation here.

531
00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:42,477
You're right.
You're right. I'm sorry.

532
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,851
I'm sorry.

533
00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:46,115
Can I see it?

534
00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:48,659
W-- what is your problem?

535
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:49,955
What?

536
00:28:50,028 --> 00:28:52,622
It's not every day that
your best friend grows a penis.

537
00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:54,996
Do you want to see it?

538
00:28:56,601 --> 00:28:58,592
Okay, fine --

539
00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:01,264
if it'll shut you up.

540
00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:11,144
[ Laughs ]

541
00:29:11,216 --> 00:29:12,774
[ Mutters ]

542
00:29:12,851 --> 00:29:14,614
Nice.

543
00:29:14,686 --> 00:29:17,348
Nice.

544
00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:21,018
I mean, you know...

545
00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:24,823
I've only seen a couple,
but that's definitely top 5.

546
00:29:24,896 --> 00:29:26,989
How many have you seen?

547
00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:28,362
Five.

548
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,367
Not including
my little brother's.

549
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,402
[ Laughs ]

550
00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:33,994
You little tramp!

551
00:29:34,072 --> 00:29:34,834
Aah!

552
00:29:34,906 --> 00:29:36,806
[ Laughing ] Aah! Aah!

553
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:38,399
Aah!

554
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:40,335
Aaah!

555
00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:41,879
Aah! Aah!

556
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,141
Oh! Oh! Oh!

557
00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:47,150
Oh, motherfuck! Oh!

558
00:29:48,987 --> 00:29:50,420
Stan...

559
00:29:50,488 --> 00:29:52,683
I am beginning to worry
about April.

560
00:29:52,757 --> 00:29:54,918
She has been acting
rather strange.

561
00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:57,052
- Is it drugs?
- No, no.

562
00:29:57,128 --> 00:30:00,564
I...I think it's
her hormonal development.

563
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:03,897
She just ate six peanut-butter-
and-jelly sandwiches

564
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:06,437
and an entire carton
of ice cream.

565
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:11,101
And what do you make
of this, hmm?

566
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:12,871
It's April's soap.

567
00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:14,605
Well?

568
00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:16,203
What do you think?

569
00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:20,012
I think you need more things
to fill out your day.

570
00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:23,981
Okay?

571
00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:25,386
Are we done?

572
00:30:29,627 --> 00:30:30,685
[ Laughs ]

573
00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:33,925
[ Cellular phone rings ]

574
00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,023
[ Beep ]

575
00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:36,192
Hello?

576
00:30:36,267 --> 00:30:38,599
[ Jessica crying in deep voice ]

577
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,433
All right, who is this?

578
00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:45,634
I should have made love to you
when I had the chance.

579
00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:47,200
Ohhh...

580
00:30:49,247 --> 00:30:51,238
Father Mulcahy?

581
00:30:52,317 --> 00:30:54,444
[ Beep ]

582
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,648
[ Children shouting playfully ]

583
00:31:01,827 --> 00:31:02,987
[ Gasps ]

584
00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:05,461
[ High-pitched ]
Tell me I'm beautiful.

585
00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:09,625
On the inside.

586
00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:14,065
Look, uh...

587
00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:16,505
Jessica has a problem.

588
00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:18,839
She's only gonna make us
wait an hour this time?

589
00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:20,879
What about the class trip
to Six Flags?

590
00:31:20,946 --> 00:31:23,779
She took so long in the
bathroom, we all missed the bus.

591
00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:26,682
Our parents had to drive
three hours to pick us up.

592
00:31:26,752 --> 00:31:29,983
I had my period, okay?!

593
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,160
[ All gasp ]

594
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,823
[ All laughing ]

595
00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:45,335
Okay, now that everybody's
up to speed,

596
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:48,134
can we start thinking about
how I can get my life back?

597
00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:51,266
Um, that's definitely gonna cost
you a few votes for prom queen.

598
00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:52,275
Yeah.

599
00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:53,709
[ Laughter ]

600
00:31:55,013 --> 00:31:56,275
Okay.

601
00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:58,782
Come on, you guys, let's get
serious. Stop dicking around.

602
00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:00,613
[ Laughter ]

603
00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:02,847
Guys!

604
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:06,152
I've got cheerleading
competition, the prom.

605
00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:09,091
None of my clothes fit.
I think I'm going bald.

606
00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:11,220
And how am I gonna go
to school?

607
00:32:11,296 --> 00:32:12,991
She's right.

608
00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:14,259
Okay...

609
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:15,994
Iet's think.

610
00:32:16,068 --> 00:32:18,730
What could have caused this?

611
00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:27,345
[ Gasps ] Maybe it wasn't
an accident.

612
00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:32,213
It's gotta be one of the people
who hates Jessica that did this.

613
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,216
Yeah.

614
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:34,479
What are you talking about?

615
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,046
People don't hate me.

616
00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:42,589
[ Exhales deeply ]

617
00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:44,595
You see, Jess...

618
00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:47,996
because you are
so beautiful and perfect...

619
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:49,499
Uh-huh?

620
00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,502
...certain people
might misconstrue

621
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:54,937
some of the mean and hurtful
things you say and do to them.

622
00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:57,908
Although the things
you say are funny...

623
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,068
[ Laughs ]

624
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,237
...people tend to focus more

625
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:04,248
on their own
public humiliation and shame.

626
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,580
So you're saying...

627
00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:08,517
people think...

628
00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:09,747
I'm perfect?

629
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:14,186
Let's make a list of all
the people who hate Jessica.

630
00:33:14,259 --> 00:33:16,523
You know what would be
a shorter list?

631
00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:19,223
All the people
who don't hate Jessica.

632
00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:20,127
[ Laughter ]

633
00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:21,358
You bitch!

634
00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:26,628
[ All screaming and laughing ]

635
00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:32,040
[ Screaming and laughter
continue in distance ]

636
00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:37,048
Easy on the coffee.

637
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:40,573
[ All laughing ]

638
00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:42,051
Ha ha ha ha!

639
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,314
Ho ho ho!

640
00:33:44,122 --> 00:33:45,885
- Ugh!
- Ohh!

641
00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:47,549
[ Chuckles ]

642
00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:48,217
Ugh!

643
00:33:48,293 --> 00:33:49,419
[ Gasps ]

644
00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:50,927
- Ugh!
- Aah!

645
00:33:50,996 --> 00:33:52,088
Ha ha ha!

646
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:53,964
Aah!

647
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,260
Ha ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

648
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,095
[ Gasps ]

649
00:33:57,502 --> 00:33:59,902
- Ugh!
- Agh!

650
00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:02,462
[ Laughing ]

651
00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:08,838
[ Gulps ]

652
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,524
Huh?

653
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:28,861
Oh, hi.

654
00:34:28,934 --> 00:34:30,367
Good morning.

655
00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:31,595
[ Groans ]

656
00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:33,535
Did you sleep well?

657
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:36,699
Mmm. Surprisingly, yes.

658
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,869
You have any...

659
00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:43,005
special dreams?

660
00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,012
Not particularly.

661
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,574
Hmm.

662
00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:48,710
You sure?

663
00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:51,381
Why?

664
00:34:56,328 --> 00:34:58,296
Oh, my God, my first boner!

665
00:34:58,363 --> 00:34:59,523
[ Giggles ]

666
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,757
[ Brakes squeal ]

667
00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:10,641
- RlCHlE: There you are!
- Ah!

668
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:12,336
You're the gardener
from the service, right?

669
00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:15,312
[ Mexican accent ] si.

670
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:17,314
Damn lawn's a mess.

671
00:35:17,382 --> 00:35:19,850
It's my daughter's
responsibility to look after it,

672
00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:21,010
but you know teenage girls.

673
00:35:21,086 --> 00:35:22,451
si, si.

674
00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:24,386
"Teenageros."

675
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,981
Sorry. Richie Spencer.

676
00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:30,721
Ah, um...

677
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,058
Taquito.

678
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,927
Oh, Taquito.

679
00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:35,660
There's the mower.

680
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,998
There's your bag
of fertilizer.

681
00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:40,003
- Oh, ho! [ Gasping ]
- I'll let you get to it.

682
00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:42,062
[ Salsa music plays ]

683
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:59,783
Damn, I love the smell
of fresh-cut grass.

684
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,519
[ Air hisses ]

685
00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:07,895
Gracias, but...I'm not sure
I'm old enough, se�or.

686
00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:09,297
[ Laughing ] Yeah, right.

687
00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:12,268
What is the drinking age
in Mexico -- 40?

688
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:15,135
Come on, take a load off.
You can finish in a minute.

689
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:18,802
[ Sighs ]

690
00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:20,674
Hope you don't mind
the light beer.

691
00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:22,679
I had to cut back
on account of the bloating.

692
00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:23,873
Know what I mean?

693
00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:26,543
I also had to give up the spicy
food on account of my asshole.

694
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:27,550
[ Farts ]

695
00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:28,813
Ah!

696
00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:31,412
We're amongst men, aren't we?

697
00:36:31,489 --> 00:36:33,423
[ Breathes deeply ]

698
00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:35,584
"Stinko de mayo."

699
00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:36,627
You like that car?

700
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:38,128
That's my daughter's.

701
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,390
Pretty nice, huh?

702
00:36:39,464 --> 00:36:41,261
It would have looked
even better in red.

703
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,995
That's what my daughter said.

704
00:36:45,503 --> 00:36:47,994
We used to go out back on
Sundays and toss a few baskets,

705
00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:49,506
shoot the shit.

706
00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,542
But she's got her own stuff
going on now.

707
00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:53,942
Who could blame her?
Whole family's falling apart.

708
00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:56,139
What?

709
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,648
Things with the wife --
forget about it.

710
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,810
I mean,
we sleep in the same bed.

711
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:03,116
Might as well be
separate countries.

712
00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:06,783
That is, like, so sad.

713
00:37:07,993 --> 00:37:09,790
Ay-yi-yi!

714
00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:11,954
Ay-yi...yi.

715
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:15,022
I tried everything.
Nothing worked.

716
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:17,591
I even got out the razor and
gave myself a porn-star trim.

717
00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:19,762
Wanna see? Check it out.

718
00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:21,169
Aah!

719
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,772
Boy, she used to be wild.

720
00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:26,606
The sex was great.

721
00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:28,737
We'd be going at it,
and she could still find a way

722
00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:30,508
to twist around
and kiss me on the mouth.

723
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:33,779
se�or, information too mucho.

724
00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:36,514
Emotional "scarro" --
disgusting.

725
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,112
It's good talking to you,
Taquito.

726
00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:39,850
Oh!

727
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:44,225
[ Jimmy Eat World's
"Authority Song" plays ]

728
00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:46,230
# It's how the hustle goes #

729
00:37:46,298 --> 00:37:49,233
# See what the jukebox knows #

730
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,935
# Put my last quarter on #

731
00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:56,565
# I play "Authority Song" #

732
00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:03,013
# Honesty or mystery? #

733
00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:05,709
# Tell me,
I'm not scared anymore #

734
00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,479
# Aha, aha #

735
00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:09,486
# I got no secret purpose #

736
00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:11,021
# I don't seem obvious, do l? #

737
00:38:11,089 --> 00:38:13,421
Hey, Jessica! Jessica!

738
00:38:13,491 --> 00:38:14,753
Come here!

739
00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:16,157
[ Panting ]

740
00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:18,388
We've got a suspect.

741
00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:20,021
Oh, yes!

742
00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:21,759
Come on.

743
00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:26,760
Something smells
like dog pooh.

744
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:29,329
I think
I'm sitting next to it.

745
00:38:29,407 --> 00:38:32,205
- Ew!
- [ Laughter ]

746
00:38:32,277 --> 00:38:34,768
APRlL: Come on, Hildenburg,
don't play dumb.

747
00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:37,747
You hate Jessica, you're good
at this science crap.

748
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,080
Now, just confess
and give us the antidote.

749
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,914
April,
it's physically impossible

750
00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:44,285
for a woman to transform
into a man overnight.

751
00:38:44,356 --> 00:38:47,689
So you're saying that you
had nothing to do with this.

752
00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:49,454
Look...

753
00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:52,553
Iet's just pretend this was
an alternate universe

754
00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:55,190
where I actually
believed you.

755
00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:58,429
Why would I want to help
Jessica out, anyway?

756
00:38:59,637 --> 00:39:01,468
[ Scoffs, sniffs ]

757
00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:02,801
Jessica!

758
00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:04,774
[ Sighs ]

759
00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:10,808
Hildenburg...[ Sighs ]

760
00:39:12,817 --> 00:39:15,308
I'm sorry
that I humiliated you

761
00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:17,912
in front of
the entire school...

762
00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:20,423
and the visiting 8th-graders.

763
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:27,559
[ Voice breaking ] But you
have no idea what it's like

764
00:39:27,632 --> 00:39:32,729
to wake up every morning
and have to shave your chin.

765
00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:34,066
[ Sniffles ]

766
00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:35,766
[ Snorting ]

767
00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:40,536
[ Exhales sharply ]

768
00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:42,603
[ Voice breaking ]
Yes, I do.

769
00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:46,677
[ Sobs ]

770
00:39:49,087 --> 00:39:50,247
[ Sighs deeply ]

771
00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:52,482
Who's next on the list?

772
00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,115
[ Laughs ] Whoa.

773
00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:57,320
Well, it is cold in here.

774
00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:58,828
[ Laughs ]

775
00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,159
So you never put a hex on me?

776
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:02,324
Oh, I put plenty
of hexes on you --

777
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,426
to give you dandruff,
make your hair fall out,

778
00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:08,097
make one of your boobs
bigger than the other.

779
00:40:08,173 --> 00:40:10,471
[ Laughing ] Oh, I think
you got me with that one.

780
00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:12,908
Heh hee hee! Ah hee hee!

781
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,672
[ Light laughter ]

782
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:20,946
There's some powerful
cult magic at work here...

783
00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:22,850
Iike an ancient spell...

784
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,445
or voodoo...

785
00:40:24,522 --> 00:40:26,888
or Santeria.

786
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,892
What's Santeria?

787
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,485
It's a Latin-based form
of witchcraft.

788
00:40:31,563 --> 00:40:33,053
It originated in Africa

789
00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:36,464
and then eventually
made its way to Cuba and Brazil.

790
00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:38,058
Bianca!

791
00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:39,398
I knew it.

792
00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:40,733
Most of its rituals
involve a chicken.

793
00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:43,239
That sounds delicious.

794
00:40:44,542 --> 00:40:46,533
I mean, interesting.

795
00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:48,044
EDEN:
There's a way to tell.

796
00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:50,377
A true practitioner
of Santeria

797
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:54,077
bears the mark of the scorpion
tattooed on their back.

798
00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:55,744
Bianca's always hanging out

799
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:58,015
at that dance club --
lnstant Tang.

800
00:40:58,089 --> 00:41:00,751
Yeah, tonight's ladies' night,
and we all get in for free!

801
00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:04,261
[ All cheering ]

802
00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:06,593
[ Cheering stops ]

803
00:41:06,664 --> 00:41:09,189
Well, most of us.

804
00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:09,335
Trust me --

805
00:41:09,335 --> 00:41:11,030
Trust me --

806
00:41:11,103 --> 00:41:13,901
you'll never get Bianca to dance
with you looking like this.

807
00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:17,772
# Oh, yeah, you're pretty
good-looking for a girl #

808
00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:20,573
- [ Girls gasping ]
- # But your back is so broken #

809
00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:24,047
# And this feeling's
still gonna linger on #

810
00:41:24,116 --> 00:41:26,243
- No...
- No...

811
00:41:26,318 --> 00:41:30,516
- [ Girls gasping ]
- # Until the year 2525 now #

812
00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:34,252
# Yeah, you're pretty
good-looking for a girl #

813
00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:36,226
- [ Gasps ]
- # Your eyes are wide open #

814
00:41:36,295 --> 00:41:38,695
Ugh! What is that?

815
00:41:38,764 --> 00:41:41,255
# And your thoughts have been
stolen by the boys #

816
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:43,233
ALL: No...

817
00:41:43,302 --> 00:41:46,135
# Who took you out and bought
you everything you want, now #

818
00:41:46,205 --> 00:41:49,902
# Yeah, you're pretty
good-looking, oh, yeah #

819
00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:51,203
[ Girls screaming ]

820
00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:55,269
# You're pretty good-looking,
oh, yeah #

821
00:41:55,347 --> 00:41:57,542
# For a girl #

822
00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:06,087
What?

823
00:42:06,158 --> 00:42:08,888
Nothing. [ Giggles ]

824
00:42:08,961 --> 00:42:10,622
You just look good.

825
00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:12,095
[ Chuckles ]

826
00:42:12,164 --> 00:42:13,131
Really?

827
00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,756
Yeah.

828
00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:16,323
[ Both giggle ]

829
00:42:16,402 --> 00:42:18,393
Okay. Thanks.

830
00:42:18,470 --> 00:42:20,301
[ Laughs ]

831
00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:21,464
No, she's not gonna...

832
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:23,269
No, he --
she's not gonna do it.

833
00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:26,938
Yes, she is.

834
00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:28,741
Mmm...

835
00:42:28,814 --> 00:42:30,577
Mmm, mmm...

836
00:42:30,649 --> 00:42:31,809
[ Smacks lips ]

837
00:42:31,884 --> 00:42:33,078
Mmm...

838
00:42:33,152 --> 00:42:34,983
[ Slurping ]

839
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:36,315
Wow!

840
00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:38,515
That is so good.

841
00:42:39,525 --> 00:42:41,186
T-That's $8.95.

842
00:42:43,862 --> 00:42:44,851
What?

843
00:42:46,331 --> 00:42:48,629
Aren't you just gonna take it
out of your tip jar?

844
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:49,962
Aah!

845
00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:52,196
- [ Choking ] $8.95?
- Yeah.

846
00:42:52,271 --> 00:42:53,704
I got that.

847
00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:56,332
[ Rock music plays,
indistinct conversations ]

848
00:43:00,779 --> 00:43:02,474
# When I rock like this #

849
00:43:02,548 --> 00:43:04,482
# Rock like this,
rock like this #

850
00:43:04,550 --> 00:43:06,415
# When I rock like this #

851
00:43:06,485 --> 00:43:08,214
# When I rock like this,
it's rhythm #

852
00:43:08,287 --> 00:43:09,720
# When I rock like this #

853
00:43:09,788 --> 00:43:11,915
# Rock like this,
rock like this #

854
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:13,924
# When I rock like this #

855
00:43:13,992 --> 00:43:15,983
# When I rock like this,
it's rhythm #

856
00:43:31,310 --> 00:43:33,744
I'll take
two banana daiquiris,

857
00:43:33,812 --> 00:43:37,578
one mango, a sloe-gin fizz,
one slippery nipple,

858
00:43:37,649 --> 00:43:39,116
and for me,

859
00:43:39,184 --> 00:43:42,176
a screaming orgasm on the beach
with extra sugar on the rim.

860
00:43:42,254 --> 00:43:43,983
Yum!

861
00:43:52,498 --> 00:43:55,763
[ Deep voice ] Uh...better
make that last one a brewski.

862
00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:57,734
# When I rock like this #

863
00:43:57,803 --> 00:43:59,065
# Rock like this #

864
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,502
Double brewski.

865
00:44:00,572 --> 00:44:02,267
[ Lyric's "Young & Sexy" plays ]

866
00:44:05,611 --> 00:44:08,102
# Young, sexy #

867
00:44:08,180 --> 00:44:10,273
[ High-pitched ]
They didn't even card me.

868
00:44:10,349 --> 00:44:12,180
It's just like Cabo.

869
00:44:12,251 --> 00:44:13,548
[ Laughter ]

870
00:44:13,619 --> 00:44:15,280
# You know
I'll change for you #

871
00:44:15,354 --> 00:44:19,450
# With your black Durag #

872
00:44:19,525 --> 00:44:22,358
How does a butt plug like that
get all those hot chicks?

873
00:44:22,427 --> 00:44:24,019
I got dibs on the dots.

874
00:44:24,096 --> 00:44:25,461
#...got plans for you #

875
00:44:25,531 --> 00:44:27,761
God damn!

876
00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:29,926
Ooh, he's cute.

877
00:44:30,002 --> 00:44:32,766
Check out the sweet buns
on that guy.

878
00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:35,773
I'd like to get
my hands on those and...

879
00:44:35,841 --> 00:44:38,503
[ Deep voice ] wish
they were women's breasts

880
00:44:38,577 --> 00:44:41,546
and...squeeze the hell
out of 'em.

881
00:44:41,613 --> 00:44:44,309
Maybe put a steak on 'em...

882
00:44:44,383 --> 00:44:46,715
'cause I'm a guy.

883
00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:49,413
That's what guys like me
like to do.

884
00:44:49,488 --> 00:44:52,582
But I don't need
to tell you that.

885
00:44:52,658 --> 00:44:55,456
[ lnhales sharply ]

886
00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:00,263
Bianca.

887
00:45:00,332 --> 00:45:01,663
# Yeah #

888
00:45:01,733 --> 00:45:03,325
# Ohh #

889
00:45:03,402 --> 00:45:04,733
I'll show her.

890
00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:06,270
This is my song.

891
00:45:06,338 --> 00:45:07,930
# Ohh #

892
00:45:08,006 --> 00:45:11,498
Remember,
the scorpion on her back.

893
00:45:11,577 --> 00:45:12,976
I'll find it.

894
00:45:13,045 --> 00:45:16,242
# 24 a day, 7 days a week #

895
00:45:16,315 --> 00:45:18,408
# Now, when you're driving
in your 4x4 #

896
00:45:18,483 --> 00:45:21,008
# And you turn this up
on your stereo #

897
00:45:21,086 --> 00:45:23,418
# Whether night or day,
nonstop, you'll play #

898
00:45:23,488 --> 00:45:25,479
# And you know
you still want more #

899
00:45:25,557 --> 00:45:27,991
# So find a honey
that's standing on the wall #

900
00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:30,460
# All the girls
get the guys on the floor #

901
00:45:30,529 --> 00:45:31,996
Ah!

902
00:45:32,064 --> 00:45:33,793
# From the front to the back,
let's go #

903
00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:34,797
# Hear this #

904
00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:36,527
Ew!

905
00:45:36,602 --> 00:45:38,126
# Somebody hit the lights #

906
00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:40,364
# So we can rock it
day and night #

907
00:45:40,439 --> 00:45:42,100
APRlL: The tattoo!

908
00:45:42,174 --> 00:45:43,539
I don't see it!

909
00:45:43,609 --> 00:45:45,099
# From a.m. to p.m. #

910
00:45:45,177 --> 00:45:47,372
# Everybody lookin' like stars #

911
00:45:47,446 --> 00:45:49,471
# All the chicks and the fellas
in the bars #

912
00:45:49,548 --> 00:45:51,106
# All of y'all bumpin' this
in your cars #

913
00:45:51,183 --> 00:45:52,514
Right hand, red.

914
00:45:52,584 --> 00:45:54,142
Ooh...Ieft hand, blue.

915
00:45:57,789 --> 00:45:58,619
Ooh!

916
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,554
Huh! Ha!

917
00:46:04,296 --> 00:46:05,228
Aaaaaah!

918
00:46:05,297 --> 00:46:07,390
# Yeah #

919
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:14,636
[ Cheers and applause ]

920
00:46:14,706 --> 00:46:16,640
[ lntroduction to Mystikal's
"Shake It Fast" plays ]

921
00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:19,074
[ All cheering ]

922
00:46:19,144 --> 00:46:22,045
# Shake it fast,
watch yourself #

923
00:46:22,114 --> 00:46:24,582
# Shake it fast, show me
what you're working with #

924
00:46:24,650 --> 00:46:26,743
# Shake it fast,
watch yourself #

925
00:46:26,818 --> 00:46:29,309
# Shake it fast, show me
what you're working with #

926
00:46:29,388 --> 00:46:31,618
# Shake it fast,
watch yourself #

927
00:46:31,690 --> 00:46:35,387
# Shake it fast, show me
what you're working with #

928
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:37,655
[ Cheers and applause ]

929
00:46:37,729 --> 00:46:41,392
[ Laughs ]

930
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:42,933
It's definitely not her.

931
00:46:43,001 --> 00:46:45,231
Don't worry.
We'll figure this out.

932
00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:46,793
You're a great dancer.

933
00:46:46,872 --> 00:46:48,863
You're just noticing that now?

934
00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:50,373
[ Laughter ]

935
00:46:50,442 --> 00:46:52,603
I gotta hit
the little girls' room

936
00:46:52,678 --> 00:46:54,145
before I soak my panties.

937
00:46:54,212 --> 00:46:55,679
[ Slurping ]

938
00:46:57,149 --> 00:46:59,743
Um...

939
00:46:59,818 --> 00:47:01,513
[ Deep voice ]
By that, I mean...

940
00:47:01,586 --> 00:47:04,555
my girlfriend's panties...

941
00:47:04,623 --> 00:47:06,454
which I carry with me...

942
00:47:06,525 --> 00:47:08,117
to pee in...

943
00:47:08,193 --> 00:47:09,888
if I don't make it in time...

944
00:47:09,961 --> 00:47:11,895
to the bathroom.

945
00:47:11,963 --> 00:47:13,362
What?

946
00:47:13,432 --> 00:47:15,764
You don't pee in your
girlfriend's panties?

947
00:47:15,834 --> 00:47:18,029
What kind of gay club
is this?

948
00:47:18,103 --> 00:47:22,130
Hey, everybody,
check out this guy --

949
00:47:22,207 --> 00:47:26,109
not peeing in his
chick's panties.

950
00:47:38,223 --> 00:47:40,088
[ High-pitched ]
Excuse me...

951
00:47:40,158 --> 00:47:42,649
do you have to be
in here for this?

952
00:47:42,728 --> 00:47:44,753
Well, it's part of
my job description,

953
00:47:44,830 --> 00:47:47,094
but if you're one
of those shy guys,

954
00:47:47,165 --> 00:47:48,962
you try that stall there.

955
00:47:49,034 --> 00:47:51,969
[ Fart ]

956
00:47:52,037 --> 00:47:55,006
Uh...there's someone
in there.

957
00:47:55,073 --> 00:47:57,337
And they're gonna be in there
for a long time, too.

958
00:47:57,409 --> 00:47:59,434
I told him to stay away
from the calamari.

959
00:47:59,511 --> 00:48:02,241
[ Farting continues ]

960
00:48:02,314 --> 00:48:05,681
Some folks think they can eat
anything that crawls.

961
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:16,826
Would you mind?

962
00:48:20,365 --> 00:48:23,300
[ Sighs ]

963
00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:35,671
Ooh! Ah!

964
00:48:35,747 --> 00:48:37,009
Ooh, hoo!

965
00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:41,108
[ Gasping ]

966
00:48:41,186 --> 00:48:44,280
Excuse me?

967
00:48:44,356 --> 00:48:46,221
Why is there ice in there?

968
00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,623
Ooh!
I wouldn't have done that.

969
00:48:48,693 --> 00:48:51,992
[ Door hinges squeak ]

970
00:48:53,064 --> 00:48:54,326
Oh!

971
00:48:57,769 --> 00:48:59,566
[ Urinating ]

972
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,806
You're good at that.

973
00:49:04,876 --> 00:49:07,777
You make it look so easy.

974
00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:18,888
Why don't you just
take a picture?

975
00:49:23,895 --> 00:49:26,159
[ Sighs ] All right.

976
00:49:26,231 --> 00:49:27,562
Here goes.

977
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:32,331
Disgusting! Wrinkly! Gross!

978
00:49:32,404 --> 00:49:33,632
Ew!

979
00:49:33,705 --> 00:49:35,263
- [ Urinating ]
- Oh!

980
00:49:35,340 --> 00:49:38,605
Oh! I've never
done this before.

981
00:49:38,677 --> 00:49:39,905
It's going all over.

982
00:49:39,978 --> 00:49:42,310
It's always good
to aim at something,

983
00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:45,110
Iike that cigarette there...
or the big mint.

984
00:49:45,183 --> 00:49:46,707
It's going everywhere!

985
00:49:46,785 --> 00:49:48,844
You got to hold on to it.

986
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:52,412
Not too tight, but enough to
let it know you're the boss.

987
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:54,924
[ Breathing heavily ]

988
00:49:54,993 --> 00:49:55,925
Oh!

989
00:49:55,994 --> 00:49:57,723
See that fly?

990
00:49:57,796 --> 00:49:59,457
Aim for it.

991
00:49:59,531 --> 00:50:01,624
That's -- that's helping.

992
00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:03,031
That's it.

993
00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:07,103
Remember, if you shake it
more than twice,

994
00:50:07,172 --> 00:50:08,469
you're playing with it.

995
00:50:08,540 --> 00:50:10,201
[ Belt buckle jingles ]

996
00:50:19,818 --> 00:50:21,308
[ Sighs deeply ]

997
00:50:21,386 --> 00:50:23,877
I don't know how I could
ever thank you.

998
00:50:29,294 --> 00:50:32,286
[ Dance music plays,
indistinct conversations ]

999
00:50:34,466 --> 00:50:34,532
Hi!

1000
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:35,863
Hi!

1001
00:50:35,934 --> 00:50:37,401
That was an experience.

1002
00:50:37,469 --> 00:50:38,458
Here's your drink.

1003
00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:40,026
Is there any ice in here?

1004
00:50:40,105 --> 00:50:41,037
No.

1005
00:50:41,106 --> 00:50:42,334
Thank God!

1006
00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:44,500
Hey...aren't you that chick

1007
00:50:44,576 --> 00:50:47,306
who's having sex
with that college guy?

1008
00:50:47,379 --> 00:50:48,437
No!

1009
00:50:48,513 --> 00:50:49,537
Wanna be?

1010
00:50:49,614 --> 00:50:50,911
[ Laughter ]

1011
00:50:55,921 --> 00:50:58,481
She's not interested, okay?

1012
00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:00,786
So why don't you just back off?

1013
00:51:01,893 --> 00:51:03,087
Okay, Grandpa.

1014
00:51:03,161 --> 00:51:06,494
What are you, their pimp,
and these are your skank hoes?

1015
00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:08,691
[ Both gasping ]

1016
00:51:14,406 --> 00:51:17,933
You and me, right now --
let's go.

1017
00:51:19,411 --> 00:51:20,639
Where we going?

1018
00:51:20,712 --> 00:51:21,644
[ Moans ]

1019
00:51:21,713 --> 00:51:23,203
- Aah!
- No!

1020
00:51:23,281 --> 00:51:25,374
[ lndistinct conversations
continue, rock music plays ]

1021
00:51:31,256 --> 00:51:32,985
Jess!

1022
00:51:33,058 --> 00:51:35,026
[ Knuckles cracking ]

1023
00:51:35,093 --> 00:51:37,323
- Come on, Jess. Come on!
- You can do it.

1024
00:51:37,395 --> 00:51:39,124
What do you got, geezer?
Come on!

1025
00:51:39,898 --> 00:51:41,525
[ lndistinct shouting ]

1026
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:42,691
You can do it! Come on!

1027
00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:44,064
Show me what you got!

1028
00:51:44,135 --> 00:51:45,796
Come on!

1029
00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:47,235
[ Air whistling ]

1030
00:51:49,708 --> 00:51:51,175
What the...

1031
00:51:51,242 --> 00:51:52,266
What's he doing?

1032
00:51:52,344 --> 00:51:53,902
Some kind of Tae-Queer-Do.

1033
00:51:53,979 --> 00:51:55,139
[ Girls screaming ]

1034
00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:55,872
That's it!

1035
00:51:55,947 --> 00:51:57,039
ALL: Oh!

1036
00:51:57,115 --> 00:51:59,174
No! Aaah!

1037
00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:01,150
Ohh!

1038
00:52:01,219 --> 00:52:02,345
ALL: Ohh!

1039
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:03,478
Ohh!

1040
00:52:03,555 --> 00:52:05,182
Ohh!

1041
00:52:05,256 --> 00:52:07,520
[ lndistinct shouting
continues ]

1042
00:52:07,592 --> 00:52:09,253
Aah!

1043
00:52:10,328 --> 00:52:11,886
Ohh!

1044
00:52:11,963 --> 00:52:13,225
Ha ha!

1045
00:52:13,298 --> 00:52:14,526
Yeah!

1046
00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:17,700
Yeah!

1047
00:52:17,769 --> 00:52:19,100
Jess!

1048
00:52:19,170 --> 00:52:20,194
Oh!

1049
00:52:20,271 --> 00:52:21,738
- Ooh, yeah!
- Yeah!

1050
00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:23,831
[ Guys cheering ]

1051
00:52:23,908 --> 00:52:27,309
That really does hurt.

1052
00:52:27,379 --> 00:52:30,314
Thanks for sticking up for me.

1053
00:52:30,382 --> 00:52:32,850
Now go kick some ass.

1054
00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:34,282
[ Rock music continues ]

1055
00:52:38,123 --> 00:52:39,784
Aah! Oh!

1056
00:52:39,858 --> 00:52:41,951
[ lndistinct shouting
continues ]

1057
00:52:42,027 --> 00:52:43,358
Ohhh!

1058
00:52:43,428 --> 00:52:44,793
Ohhh!

1059
00:52:44,863 --> 00:52:45,795
[ Rip ]

1060
00:52:45,864 --> 00:52:47,024
Aah!

1061
00:52:49,034 --> 00:52:50,797
Oh!

1062
00:52:50,869 --> 00:52:54,032
You think you're so cool 'cause
you can pee with your penis.

1063
00:52:54,105 --> 00:52:55,595
Get a new conditioner.

1064
00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:57,607
Your ends are totally split.

1065
00:52:59,944 --> 00:53:00,876
[ Whimpers ]

1066
00:53:00,945 --> 00:53:04,176
[ All laughing ]

1067
00:53:04,249 --> 00:53:05,876
You rock!

1068
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:09,648
April, I don't know.

1069
00:53:09,721 --> 00:53:12,622
Oh, come on. This is the only
way you can be in school.

1070
00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:15,523
[ lnhales sharply ]
Here comes Jake.

1071
00:53:15,593 --> 00:53:16,992
- Hi!
- Hey, baby.

1072
00:53:17,062 --> 00:53:18,086
[ Giggles ]

1073
00:53:18,163 --> 00:53:19,494
So, skiing sucked.

1074
00:53:19,564 --> 00:53:22,226
I mean, you didn't miss a thing.
It was all mushed out.

1075
00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:23,232
Oh...

1076
00:53:23,301 --> 00:53:24,290
[ Giggles ]

1077
00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:26,098
What's with the scarf?

1078
00:53:26,171 --> 00:53:27,729
It's kinda chilly in here.

1079
00:53:27,806 --> 00:53:29,398
[ Shivers ]

1080
00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:31,305
[ Clears throat ]

1081
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:36,604
[ Gasps ]

1082
00:53:36,681 --> 00:53:38,808
Ski rash.

1083
00:53:40,685 --> 00:53:42,346
So, I'm gonna --
[ Clears throat ]

1084
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:45,480
I better -- I'm gonna
go to class, so...all right.

1085
00:53:45,557 --> 00:53:47,081
[ Laughs ]

1086
00:53:48,927 --> 00:53:50,986
April, I am so sorry.

1087
00:53:51,062 --> 00:53:53,792
[ Voice breaking ] He didn't
even ask me to the prom.

1088
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:57,634
Jake and I are so over.

1089
00:53:59,204 --> 00:54:01,263
Okay...[ Chuckles ]

1090
00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:03,773
Now, you get in there.

1091
00:54:03,842 --> 00:54:04,934
[ lnhales sharply ]

1092
00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:07,307
And remember --
your name is Spence.

1093
00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:10,939
I must tell you...Spence,
uh, there are applicants

1094
00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:14,143
who actually have
prior janitorial experience.

1095
00:54:14,219 --> 00:54:15,345
Your hair --

1096
00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:17,820
it has such bounce.

1097
00:54:17,889 --> 00:54:19,857
Oh, it's this new cream ri--

1098
00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:21,687
Um, anyway,
a-as I was saying,

1099
00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:23,886
you haven't really
provided me with --

1100
00:54:23,962 --> 00:54:28,399
Look, uh...
[ Exhales sharply ]

1101
00:54:28,466 --> 00:54:30,832
Uh, I'll be honest with you.

1102
00:54:30,902 --> 00:54:32,665
I'm a struggling musician.

1103
00:54:32,737 --> 00:54:34,967
Ever since my days
playing the tuba

1104
00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:36,666
in the high-school
marching band --

1105
00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:39,676
Y-You -- you --
you play the tuba?

1106
00:54:39,744 --> 00:54:41,041
Yes...

1107
00:54:41,112 --> 00:54:42,875
in the honor band.

1108
00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:44,380
Oh!

1109
00:54:44,449 --> 00:54:45,848
[ lmitating tuba ]

1110
00:54:45,917 --> 00:54:47,043
[ Laughs ]

1111
00:54:47,118 --> 00:54:50,554
Well, Spence, I'd be going
out on a limb here, but --

1112
00:54:50,622 --> 00:54:52,146
You won't regret it, I promise.

1113
00:54:52,223 --> 00:54:53,918
Thank you, Miss Bernard.
Thank you.

1114
00:54:53,992 --> 00:54:56,324
[ Laughing ]
Please, call me Marjorie.

1115
00:54:56,394 --> 00:54:57,656
[ Deep voice ] Marjorie.

1116
00:54:57,729 --> 00:55:01,062
Now, if you'll just fill out
the security portion here

1117
00:55:01,132 --> 00:55:02,394
of the form...

1118
00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:03,593
[ High-pitched ] All right.

1119
00:55:03,668 --> 00:55:05,465
[ Laughing ]

1120
00:55:12,877 --> 00:55:13,866
Billy...

1121
00:55:13,945 --> 00:55:15,344
Aah!

1122
00:55:15,413 --> 00:55:16,937
We need to talk.

1123
00:55:17,015 --> 00:55:18,414
About what?!

1124
00:55:21,853 --> 00:55:23,411
I called you
on your ski trip to --

1125
00:55:23,488 --> 00:55:24,785
That was you?!

1126
00:55:24,856 --> 00:55:26,346
Yeah.

1127
00:55:26,424 --> 00:55:27,686
Oh, God!

1128
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,751
I can explain.

1129
00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:32,921
- Billy, wait!
- [ Door closes ]

1130
00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:35,022
[ Rock music plays ]

1131
00:55:39,804 --> 00:55:42,500
[ Panting ]

1132
00:55:42,574 --> 00:55:44,633
I gotta do what?

1133
00:55:48,046 --> 00:55:49,536
- [ Salsa music plays ]
- [ Barking ]

1134
00:55:49,614 --> 00:55:51,309
# Boom de rico mambo #

1135
00:55:51,382 --> 00:55:53,543
Hi, there. I miss you.

1136
00:55:53,618 --> 00:55:54,710
Hi, Sam.

1137
00:55:54,786 --> 00:55:56,117
[ Barks ]

1138
00:55:57,889 --> 00:55:59,823
Hey, Taquito, think fast.

1139
00:55:59,891 --> 00:56:00,653
Oh!

1140
00:56:02,894 --> 00:56:04,452
[ Mexican accent ]
You got me, se�or.

1141
00:56:04,529 --> 00:56:05,826
Taquito, pick up that ball.

1142
00:56:05,897 --> 00:56:07,330
You and me are gonna
shoot some hoops.

1143
00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:10,500
# Boom de rico mambo #

1144
00:56:10,568 --> 00:56:11,967
Gotcha!

1145
00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:13,628
Back to Tijuana!

1146
00:56:13,705 --> 00:56:15,730
[ Laughs ]

1147
00:56:15,807 --> 00:56:17,672
[ Basketball bouncing ]

1148
00:56:17,742 --> 00:56:19,642
# Este rico mambo #

1149
00:56:24,082 --> 00:56:25,014
Oh!

1150
00:56:25,083 --> 00:56:26,675
Oh!

1151
00:56:28,453 --> 00:56:29,852
[ Groans painfully ]

1152
00:56:29,921 --> 00:56:32,617
Let me make you feel
a little bit more at home.

1153
00:56:33,825 --> 00:56:39,764
Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-al!

1154
00:56:40,999 --> 00:56:42,125
# Huh #

1155
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,293
How are things
with the missus, se�or?

1156
00:56:44,369 --> 00:56:46,200
Eh, still not getting any.

1157
00:56:46,271 --> 00:56:47,863
[ Sighs ]

1158
00:56:49,507 --> 00:56:51,771
When was the last time
you kissed her?

1159
00:56:51,843 --> 00:56:54,607
You mean, kiss her,
or kiss her kiss her?

1160
00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:55,668
[ Laughs ]

1161
00:56:57,248 --> 00:56:58,840
Eugggh!

1162
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:02,044
se�or, sometimes when
a woman is ignoring you,

1163
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,054
that's when
she wants you the most.

1164
00:57:04,122 --> 00:57:07,057
She's only waiting for you
to open up her passion,

1165
00:57:07,125 --> 00:57:12,688
which is like a waterfall
waiting to explode.

1166
00:57:14,399 --> 00:57:17,266
You must get a lot
of enchilada, Taquito.

1167
00:57:17,335 --> 00:57:18,700
Come on, bring it!

1168
00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:25,808
Tres points, se�or.

1169
00:57:25,877 --> 00:57:27,208
Lucky shot.

1170
00:57:29,047 --> 00:57:30,036
Ah!

1171
00:57:32,784 --> 00:57:34,081
My outs again, se�or.

1172
00:57:41,092 --> 00:57:42,992
[ Net swishes ]

1173
00:57:43,061 --> 00:57:44,221
Oh!

1174
00:57:45,930 --> 00:57:47,625
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

1175
00:57:47,699 --> 00:57:51,396
How did you know I don't
move so well to my right?

1176
00:57:57,942 --> 00:57:59,102
CAROL: Booger?

1177
00:58:00,345 --> 00:58:01,710
Oh, have you seen your sister?

1178
00:58:01,779 --> 00:58:03,713
I feel like I haven't
talked to her in days.

1179
00:58:06,184 --> 00:58:08,243
She was here a minute ago.
You just missed her.

1180
00:58:08,319 --> 00:58:09,547
Oh.

1181
00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:15,515
Good game.

1182
00:58:18,730 --> 00:58:19,958
[ Sighs ]

1183
00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:23,562
[ High-pitched ]
se�or Richie?

1184
00:58:24,869 --> 00:58:27,497
I need to tell you
something...

1185
00:58:27,572 --> 00:58:29,472
[ Voice breaking ]
but I can't.

1186
00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:31,303
What do you got
going on, Taquito?

1187
00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:37,742
I'm not really a gardener.

1188
00:58:39,150 --> 00:58:42,244
I agree with that.
The roses look like shit.

1189
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,015
[ Sniffles ]

1190
00:58:44,088 --> 00:58:45,783
I'm sorry.

1191
00:58:45,857 --> 00:58:47,791
Come on, now,
easy there, big fella.

1192
00:58:47,859 --> 00:58:50,123
They're just roses.
[ Chuckles ]

1193
00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:53,220
I want to tell you...

1194
00:58:53,297 --> 00:58:58,166
I think you're the greatest dad
in the world.

1195
00:58:58,236 --> 00:59:02,172
Any kid would be lucky
to have you as their father.

1196
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,502
[ Sniffles ]

1197
00:59:05,076 --> 00:59:06,475
Thanks, Taquito.

1198
00:59:06,544 --> 00:59:08,136
[ Sobbing ]

1199
00:59:08,212 --> 00:59:10,339
I'd hate to see you
after you lose a game.

1200
00:59:22,093 --> 00:59:24,323
EDEN: Okay, did you eat
any wolfsbane?

1201
00:59:24,395 --> 00:59:27,159
Uh, no.

1202
00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:29,791
Any sex with a leprechaun?

1203
00:59:29,867 --> 00:59:31,334
Not recently.

1204
00:59:31,402 --> 00:59:33,131
[ Beeps ]

1205
00:59:36,908 --> 00:59:38,375
Oh, my God.

1206
00:59:41,546 --> 00:59:43,878
You know, they should come
with a warning --

1207
00:59:43,948 --> 00:59:45,848
"earrings may come
with penis."

1208
00:59:47,819 --> 00:59:50,219
[ Foreign accent ]
This be some serious shit.

1209
00:59:50,288 --> 00:59:53,621
Those belonged
to Princess Nawa.

1210
00:59:53,691 --> 00:59:55,215
There's a myth

1211
00:59:55,293 --> 00:59:59,525
of her using the earrings
to escape a bad marriage.

1212
00:59:59,597 --> 01:00:01,531
[ Up-tempo drum music playing ]

1213
01:00:01,599 --> 01:00:03,226
But she didn't know

1214
01:00:03,301 --> 01:00:06,532
that she had to bring
the earrings back together,

1215
01:00:06,604 --> 01:00:11,041
and she lived out her life
as a slave girl.

1216
01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:14,168
Now, it appears that
this myth is anything but.

1217
01:00:14,245 --> 01:00:15,507
[ Music swells ]

1218
01:00:15,580 --> 01:00:16,672
[ Sighs ]

1219
01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:18,544
Would you stop
with the damn drumming?

1220
01:00:21,652 --> 01:00:23,017
Oh, I'm sorry.

1221
01:00:23,087 --> 01:00:26,853
I...just was really
getting into your story.

1222
01:00:29,260 --> 01:00:32,457
You've got to find
that other earring

1223
01:00:32,530 --> 01:00:35,988
and unite them
before the full moon end.

1224
01:00:39,904 --> 01:00:44,364
[ lntroduction
to Custom's "Mess" plays ]

1225
01:00:44,442 --> 01:00:46,501
# I'm a messed-up kid #

1226
01:00:46,577 --> 01:00:48,477
# With a messed-up head #

1227
01:00:48,546 --> 01:00:51,310
# Driving this wreck
of a life #

1228
01:00:51,382 --> 01:00:53,543
I got you, babe.
Don't worry about it.

1229
01:00:53,618 --> 01:00:57,179
# 'Cause my messed-up parents #

1230
01:00:57,255 --> 01:00:58,882
- [ Tapping on window ]
- Hey, Ling-Ling!

1231
01:00:58,956 --> 01:01:00,753
Ling-Ling!

1232
01:01:00,825 --> 01:01:03,089
Ling-Ling, look!

1233
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,958
Look, I help! I help you!

1234
01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:07,554
# They're all a mess
just like me #

1235
01:01:07,632 --> 01:01:10,692
# If you put us all together #

1236
01:01:10,768 --> 01:01:12,201
# It gets really ugly #

1237
01:01:12,270 --> 01:01:13,396
[ Cheering ]

1238
01:01:13,471 --> 01:01:15,063
# I'm a mess #

1239
01:01:17,308 --> 01:01:19,708
# I'm a mess #

1240
01:01:19,777 --> 01:01:20,937
[ lndistinct shouting ]

1241
01:01:21,012 --> 01:01:22,104
Hey, Billy.

1242
01:01:24,282 --> 01:01:25,249
Oh!

1243
01:01:25,316 --> 01:01:26,146
Yeah!

1244
01:01:26,217 --> 01:01:27,912
Is he okay?

1245
01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:29,646
Whoo!

1246
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,883
[ Water running ]

1247
01:01:34,292 --> 01:01:36,226
JAKE:
What's the matter, man?

1248
01:01:36,294 --> 01:01:38,159
You afraid the janitor's
gonna see your dingdong?

1249
01:01:38,229 --> 01:01:39,787
[ Chuckles ]

1250
01:01:43,701 --> 01:01:45,726
So, what's up
with you and the prom queen?

1251
01:01:45,803 --> 01:01:48,363
I don't know.
[ Sighs ]

1252
01:01:48,439 --> 01:01:51,465
I thought everything was fine,
but I guess I was wrong.

1253
01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:53,908
See, that's why
you gotta have a spare, man.

1254
01:01:53,978 --> 01:01:56,003
That's what April is.
She's my spare.

1255
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,012
Spare?

1256
01:01:57,081 --> 01:01:58,446
Yeah, she's my backup.

1257
01:01:58,516 --> 01:02:00,677
I mean, she was a fun ride --
no doubt about this --

1258
01:02:00,751 --> 01:02:02,412
but she is
a previously owned vehicle.

1259
01:02:02,486 --> 01:02:04,283
I'm into that new-car smell.

1260
01:02:04,355 --> 01:02:06,118
JESSlCA: You asshole!

1261
01:02:08,659 --> 01:02:11,093
W-Whoever left these
towels over here...

1262
01:02:11,162 --> 01:02:12,857
is an asshole.

1263
01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:20,601
Now, this new chick I got --
[ Whistles ]

1264
01:02:20,671 --> 01:02:22,764
dude, she is gonna be
the hottest chick at the prom.

1265
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,364
I bet one of her
little hottie friends

1266
01:02:24,442 --> 01:02:26,103
would love to go out
with the quarterback.

1267
01:02:26,177 --> 01:02:28,839
- Oh, I don't know, man.
- Come on, man.

1268
01:02:28,913 --> 01:02:31,143
Maybe this one will put out,
unlike that cold fish, Jessica.

1269
01:02:31,215 --> 01:02:33,775
You go to hell!

1270
01:02:36,087 --> 01:02:40,285
Whoever left
these showers on...

1271
01:02:40,358 --> 01:02:42,019
go to...hell.

1272
01:02:43,561 --> 01:02:45,961
Hey...

1273
01:02:46,030 --> 01:02:49,898
Jessica's anything
but a cold fish, all right?

1274
01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:55,336
She's the most amazing girl
in the whole world.

1275
01:02:55,406 --> 01:02:59,638
Dude, you've never even
been out of California.

1276
01:02:59,710 --> 01:03:01,701
I don't care.

1277
01:03:01,779 --> 01:03:03,542
I love her.

1278
01:03:03,614 --> 01:03:04,979
I mean, I know she thinks

1279
01:03:05,049 --> 01:03:06,983
I only want to have
sex with her,

1280
01:03:07,051 --> 01:03:08,916
but that's not
what it's about.

1281
01:03:08,986 --> 01:03:12,888
I mean,
when that moment comes...

1282
01:03:12,957 --> 01:03:15,152
I want it to be perfect.

1283
01:03:17,895 --> 01:03:19,260
Wow.

1284
01:03:19,330 --> 01:03:21,696
That is the gayest thing
I have ever heard.

1285
01:03:25,670 --> 01:03:28,036
She's the only girl
that makes my heart

1286
01:03:28,105 --> 01:03:30,573
beat faster and slower
at the same time.

1287
01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:35,676
When I'm not with her...

1288
01:03:35,746 --> 01:03:37,407
I'm not living.

1289
01:03:39,817 --> 01:03:44,186
I'm only existing until I can
hold her in my arms again.

1290
01:03:44,255 --> 01:03:46,086
[ Sighs ]

1291
01:03:47,158 --> 01:03:49,592
Gay, gay, gay, gay.

1292
01:03:49,660 --> 01:03:52,128
[ Sobs ]

1293
01:03:52,196 --> 01:03:54,494
[ Sniffles, sighs ]

1294
01:03:57,501 --> 01:04:01,130
Somebody shit in the locker.

1295
01:04:01,205 --> 01:04:02,467
[ Sniffles ]

1296
01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:15,716
[ Salsa music plays ]

1297
01:04:17,288 --> 01:04:19,916
Can I help you
find something?

1298
01:04:19,990 --> 01:04:23,426
[ Mexican accent ]
l-I was looking for my...

1299
01:04:23,494 --> 01:04:24,586
earring.

1300
01:04:24,662 --> 01:04:27,130
It, uh, accidentally fell...

1301
01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:29,256
into the lawn mower...

1302
01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:32,894
and, uh...ricocheted
into the window.

1303
01:04:32,970 --> 01:04:34,835
[ Laughing nervously ]

1304
01:04:36,574 --> 01:04:38,838
I've always liked
earrings on men.

1305
01:04:38,909 --> 01:04:40,774
Would you like some lemonade?

1306
01:04:43,347 --> 01:04:44,644
Here you go, Taquito.

1307
01:04:44,715 --> 01:04:46,842
It's got a Mexican flavor
to it.

1308
01:04:51,188 --> 01:04:54,089
[ Coughing, choking ]

1309
01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:56,552
[ Coughing ]

1310
01:04:56,627 --> 01:04:58,185
What the hell is that?!

1311
01:04:58,262 --> 01:05:01,254
Quesadilla and spicy menudo
with jalape�os --

1312
01:05:01,332 --> 01:05:02,629
your national dish.

1313
01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:05,362
[ Laughing ]

1314
01:05:05,436 --> 01:05:08,030
I'm sorry.

1315
01:05:08,105 --> 01:05:09,629
[ Sighs, chuckles ]

1316
01:05:09,707 --> 01:05:13,143
[ Deep voice ] It's been so long
since I heard you laugh.

1317
01:05:14,845 --> 01:05:16,437
[ Mexican accent ]
I mean...

1318
01:05:16,513 --> 01:05:19,004
since I started
working here.

1319
01:05:20,384 --> 01:05:21,681
- [ Moaning ]
- Oh! Oh!

1320
01:05:21,752 --> 01:05:22,878
[ Smooching ]

1321
01:05:22,953 --> 01:05:23,942
Back!

1322
01:05:25,456 --> 01:05:26,889
[ Gasps ]

1323
01:05:26,957 --> 01:05:29,391
Oh, I -- I am so sorry.

1324
01:05:29,460 --> 01:05:31,360
- [ Sighs ]
- No problemo.

1325
01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:34,295
[ Sighs ]

1326
01:05:34,365 --> 01:05:37,198
No problemo.

1327
01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:38,325
Oh!

1328
01:05:38,402 --> 01:05:40,893
[ Deep voice ]
Aah! Carol! Carol! Please!

1329
01:05:40,971 --> 01:05:43,098
This would be
very unnatural for me

1330
01:05:43,173 --> 01:05:45,164
in at least
five different ways!

1331
01:05:45,242 --> 01:05:46,174
Ah! Oh!

1332
01:05:46,243 --> 01:05:47,403
[ Gasps ]

1333
01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:52,640
So...you like men?

1334
01:05:52,716 --> 01:05:54,274
Of course I do.

1335
01:05:54,351 --> 01:05:56,148
What do you think?

1336
01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:59,087
Oh...

1337
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:01,685
Oh...

1338
01:06:01,759 --> 01:06:03,659
[ Laughs ]

1339
01:06:03,727 --> 01:06:05,217
[ Sighing ] Oh...

1340
01:06:07,031 --> 01:06:09,522
[ Sighs ]

1341
01:06:11,001 --> 01:06:13,401
Carol...

1342
01:06:18,008 --> 01:06:22,377
You are a beautiful
and very desirable woman.

1343
01:06:23,781 --> 01:06:27,217
And you have a husband
who's dying to be with you.

1344
01:06:27,284 --> 01:06:28,876
H-He said that?

1345
01:06:28,952 --> 01:06:30,351
Yes.

1346
01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:35,056
I cleaned up the language
a bit, but...yes.

1347
01:06:38,696 --> 01:06:40,220
I know!

1348
01:06:42,466 --> 01:06:45,560
Let's go paint your toenails.

1349
01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:49,437
Then we'll wash your hair!

1350
01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:50,632
[ Laughs ]

1351
01:06:50,708 --> 01:06:53,040
My daughter, Jessie,
used to do those things for me.

1352
01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:56,807
I'll make up for that
right now.

1353
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:58,074
Come on...

1354
01:06:58,148 --> 01:07:01,049
Iet's show that man of yours
what he's been missing.

1355
01:07:01,118 --> 01:07:02,585
- [ Laughs ]
- Come on!

1356
01:07:02,653 --> 01:07:04,712
[ Laughing ] Okay!

1357
01:07:09,093 --> 01:07:10,025
[ Sighs ]

1358
01:07:10,094 --> 01:07:11,425
[ Carol giggling ]

1359
01:07:11,495 --> 01:07:13,087
[ Mexican accent ]
Uh-huh, uh-huh.

1360
01:07:13,163 --> 01:07:15,927
si, yeah, si, si.

1361
01:07:15,999 --> 01:07:17,296
Uh-huh. Okay.

1362
01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:18,834
si, uh-huh, si, si.

1363
01:07:18,902 --> 01:07:20,597
- si, si.
- [ Moaning ]

1364
01:07:20,671 --> 01:07:22,935
To the left -- ooh,
right, right, right, right!

1365
01:07:23,006 --> 01:07:24,769
Oh, yes! Oh!

1366
01:07:24,842 --> 01:07:26,241
- si.
- I love that. Oh, yes!

1367
01:07:26,310 --> 01:07:28,608
- Carol!
- [ Gasps ]

1368
01:07:28,679 --> 01:07:31,170
How could you?!
In my own house?!

1369
01:07:31,248 --> 01:07:32,681
se�or --

1370
01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:35,776
And you, Taquito --
we were supposed to be amigos!

1371
01:07:35,853 --> 01:07:38,344
- The loofah for the scrubbing.
- Get out!

1372
01:07:38,422 --> 01:07:40,356
se�or, is for the --
the bath. I was --

1373
01:07:40,424 --> 01:07:42,392
- Shut up-o.
- I was scrubbing.

1374
01:07:42,459 --> 01:07:44,051
- Out!
- se�or...

1375
01:07:44,128 --> 01:07:45,527
Richie, Richie...

1376
01:07:45,596 --> 01:07:48,190
[ Sighs ] Really, i-it's --
it's not what you think.

1377
01:07:48,265 --> 01:07:49,755
[ Sighs ]

1378
01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,596
It's my own fault.

1379
01:07:57,107 --> 01:07:59,507
Oh, Daddy!

1380
01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:00,702
Mmm! Oh!

1381
01:08:00,778 --> 01:08:03,611
- [ Water splashes ]
- Oh! Oh, Daddy!

1382
01:08:08,519 --> 01:08:10,544
Look at all these earrings.

1383
01:08:10,621 --> 01:08:11,815
It's hopeless.

1384
01:08:11,889 --> 01:08:12,981
I'm sorry.

1385
01:08:13,056 --> 01:08:14,546
[ Sighs ]

1386
01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:16,320
The prom's in three days.

1387
01:08:16,393 --> 01:08:19,021
Forget about
the cheer competition.

1388
01:08:22,065 --> 01:08:23,498
[ Sighs deeply ]

1389
01:08:23,567 --> 01:08:25,125
I had it all.

1390
01:08:27,070 --> 01:08:29,732
And I never really
appreciated it.

1391
01:08:29,807 --> 01:08:32,241
I took everybody for granted.

1392
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:37,709
Oh, and today, my dad walked in
on me and my mom in the tub.

1393
01:08:38,715 --> 01:08:42,082
I think I may have
lost my job as gardener.

1394
01:08:42,152 --> 01:08:43,414
[ Sighs ]

1395
01:08:43,487 --> 01:08:46,217
You know, I'm kinda
sorry to say this,

1396
01:08:46,290 --> 01:08:49,418
but...this has been
really fun.

1397
01:08:49,493 --> 01:08:50,960
[ Giggling ]

1398
01:08:51,028 --> 01:08:52,461
[ Laughing ]

1399
01:08:52,529 --> 01:08:53,996
Yeah, right.

1400
01:08:54,064 --> 01:08:55,929
[ Telephone rings,
answering machine beeps ]

1401
01:08:55,999 --> 01:08:58,194
Hey, babe, it's Jake.

1402
01:08:58,268 --> 01:09:00,668
Listen, I got a half-hour
after wrestling.

1403
01:09:00,737 --> 01:09:03,604
I can either take a shower
or I can come on over.

1404
01:09:09,980 --> 01:09:11,914
[ Deep voice ]
Too late, dude.

1405
01:09:11,982 --> 01:09:13,882
She's with me right now.

1406
01:09:13,951 --> 01:09:17,011
She says that my peepee's
way bigger than yours.

1407
01:09:18,522 --> 01:09:20,717
And that's
if I fold it in half.

1408
01:09:20,791 --> 01:09:21,849
[ Gasps ]

1409
01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:23,392
Wha--

1410
01:09:24,428 --> 01:09:26,521
- No way!
- [ Laughs ]

1411
01:09:26,597 --> 01:09:29,225
Oh, my God,
that was awesome, Spence.

1412
01:09:29,299 --> 01:09:30,561
[ High-pitched ] Anytime.

1413
01:09:30,634 --> 01:09:32,693
[ Laughs ]

1414
01:09:32,769 --> 01:09:34,100
[ Both sigh ]

1415
01:09:34,171 --> 01:09:35,729
[ Sighs ]

1416
01:09:35,806 --> 01:09:39,537
You know, I really thought
I was in love.

1417
01:09:41,311 --> 01:09:43,438
How do you know for sure,
anyway?

1418
01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:47,339
I think it's when
you find someone

1419
01:09:47,417 --> 01:09:50,443
that you can really
be yourself with...

1420
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:53,216
share anything...you know?

1421
01:09:53,290 --> 01:09:55,281
You mean like best friends?

1422
01:09:55,359 --> 01:09:56,587
Yeah.

1423
01:09:59,263 --> 01:10:01,663
Love's when
you can't even imagine

1424
01:10:01,732 --> 01:10:04,929
what your life would be like
without that other person,

1425
01:10:05,002 --> 01:10:09,166
when words don't come close to
how your heart really feels.

1426
01:10:09,239 --> 01:10:12,606
And even though it doesn't
make sense to other people,

1427
01:10:12,676 --> 01:10:14,803
you know you're meant
to be together.

1428
01:10:14,878 --> 01:10:15,867
Yeah.

1429
01:10:15,946 --> 01:10:18,437
And you spend all night
thinking about him.

1430
01:10:18,515 --> 01:10:21,348
And in the morning,
you've never felt more rested.

1431
01:10:21,418 --> 01:10:23,545
Oh, it's like you have to
grab on to something,

1432
01:10:23,620 --> 01:10:26,248
'cause it seems like your whole
body's about to float away.

1433
01:10:26,323 --> 01:10:27,585
[ Gasps excitedly ]

1434
01:10:27,658 --> 01:10:28,852
[ Exhales deeply ]

1435
01:10:28,926 --> 01:10:30,359
Okay...

1436
01:10:30,427 --> 01:10:32,327
- [ Exhales sharply ]
- What?

1437
01:10:32,396 --> 01:10:33,488
I have an idea.

1438
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:34,689
What? What, what?

1439
01:10:34,765 --> 01:10:36,960
- Tell --
- It might sound kind of crazy.

1440
01:10:37,034 --> 01:10:38,501
Tell me. Tell me. What?

1441
01:10:38,568 --> 01:10:42,436
Why don't you and l
go to the prom together?

1442
01:10:44,775 --> 01:10:46,265
That would be awesome!

1443
01:10:46,343 --> 01:10:48,334
- Yeah!
- [ Laughs ] Yeah!

1444
01:10:48,412 --> 01:10:50,209
- So cool!
- [ Both laughing ]

1445
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:51,338
Aaah!

1446
01:10:51,415 --> 01:10:52,473
Yeah!

1447
01:10:52,549 --> 01:10:54,642
We'd make Jake so jealous.

1448
01:10:54,718 --> 01:10:57,380
Yeah.

1449
01:10:57,454 --> 01:10:58,716
Ahhhh.

1450
01:10:58,789 --> 01:10:59,881
[ Laughs ]

1451
01:10:59,957 --> 01:11:01,720
I got to pee.
Ooh, I got to pee.

1452
01:11:01,792 --> 01:11:02,850
Ooh.

1453
01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:04,120
[ Exhales sharply ]

1454
01:11:04,194 --> 01:11:06,162
Hmm-hoo!

1455
01:11:06,229 --> 01:11:08,823
[ Urinating ]

1456
01:11:08,899 --> 01:11:10,662
- [ Farting ]
- Oh.

1457
01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:12,326
[ Exhales sharply ]

1458
01:11:12,402 --> 01:11:14,802
- [ Urinating, farting ]
- Oh!

1459
01:11:14,871 --> 01:11:16,839
- [ Splattering ]
- Oh, jeez!

1460
01:11:16,907 --> 01:11:18,169
Sorry, I'll get that.

1461
01:11:18,241 --> 01:11:19,435
Are you okay?

1462
01:11:19,509 --> 01:11:20,703
I'll get it.

1463
01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:23,007
Sorry.

1464
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:26,174
# Ash to ash #

1465
01:11:26,249 --> 01:11:30,151
# And dust to dust #

1466
01:11:30,220 --> 01:11:32,347
# We dream of... #

1467
01:11:32,422 --> 01:11:33,650
Jessica?

1468
01:11:33,724 --> 01:11:35,214
# We sold you... #

1469
01:11:35,292 --> 01:11:36,691
Jessica?!

1470
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:38,227
# Our trust #

1471
01:11:38,295 --> 01:11:41,594
[ Tires squealing ]

1472
01:11:41,665 --> 01:11:43,189
Jessica!

1473
01:11:43,266 --> 01:11:45,029
Oh, Jessica.

1474
01:11:45,102 --> 01:11:48,071
Oh. Oh, thank God.
[ Chuckles ]

1475
01:11:48,138 --> 01:11:50,003
[ Sighs ]
I love you, baby.

1476
01:11:50,073 --> 01:11:51,097
[ Sighs deeply ]

1477
01:11:51,174 --> 01:11:53,074
I would do anything for you.

1478
01:11:53,143 --> 01:11:54,405
[ Scoffs ] Yeah?

1479
01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:57,106
[ Sighs deeply ]

1480
01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:59,580
Uh...how much money you got?

1481
01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:00,946
What?

1482
01:12:01,018 --> 01:12:02,349
How much money you got?

1483
01:12:02,419 --> 01:12:03,886
Um...

1484
01:12:03,954 --> 01:12:05,546
Uh...

1485
01:12:05,622 --> 01:12:06,714
About $40.

1486
01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:10,158
That your car?

1487
01:12:12,562 --> 01:12:14,154
It's my dad's.

1488
01:12:14,231 --> 01:12:15,789
You know that.

1489
01:12:15,866 --> 01:12:18,494
Oh, yeah. Cool.

1490
01:12:18,568 --> 01:12:20,058
Give me the keys.

1491
01:12:22,272 --> 01:12:23,500
[ Keys jingling ]

1492
01:12:23,573 --> 01:12:24,835
Oh. Thanks.

1493
01:12:24,908 --> 01:12:26,170
[ Sniffs ]

1494
01:12:26,243 --> 01:12:29,474
Hey, uh, so, uh,
w-what'd you say your name was?

1495
01:12:30,547 --> 01:12:31,536
Billy.

1496
01:12:31,615 --> 01:12:33,412
Oh, yeah. Ooh.

1497
01:12:35,952 --> 01:12:38,386
Take it easy, Bobby.

1498
01:12:39,489 --> 01:12:41,184
- [ Door creaks, closes ]
- It's "Billy."

1499
01:12:41,258 --> 01:12:42,782
[ Engine turns over ]

1500
01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:44,520
[ Tires squealing ]

1501
01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:50,221
[ Tires squealing ]

1502
01:12:50,300 --> 01:12:51,665
[ Chuckles ]

1503
01:12:51,735 --> 01:12:53,430
[ Rock music plays,
tires squealing ]

1504
01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:57,169
Aaah!

1505
01:12:59,609 --> 01:13:01,076
[ Music stops ]

1506
01:13:01,144 --> 01:13:02,907
[ Panting ]

1507
01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:07,808
[ Crying softly ]

1508
01:13:07,885 --> 01:13:09,876
[ Crowd cheering,
dance music plays ]

1509
01:13:16,226 --> 01:13:17,659
Yeah.

1510
01:13:22,099 --> 01:13:23,760
[ Whistle blows, music stops ]

1511
01:13:23,834 --> 01:13:26,860
[ Salsa music plays ]

1512
01:13:31,408 --> 01:13:32,807
Where's Jessica?

1513
01:13:32,876 --> 01:13:35,936
[ Sighs ]
Don't worry, Miss Bernard.

1514
01:13:36,013 --> 01:13:37,344
She'll be here.

1515
01:13:37,414 --> 01:13:39,109
[ Music continues ]

1516
01:13:39,182 --> 01:13:41,650
[ Men singing in Spanish ]

1517
01:13:48,091 --> 01:13:50,059
[ Cheers and applause ]

1518
01:13:52,229 --> 01:13:53,856
Hey.

1519
01:13:53,931 --> 01:13:56,866
[ Exhales sharply ] I really
hope this works, Jessica.

1520
01:13:56,934 --> 01:13:59,198
Come on,
let's go kick some ass.

1521
01:13:59,269 --> 01:14:01,032
Okay.

1522
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:02,571
Aah. Oh!

1523
01:14:02,639 --> 01:14:04,800
Dude, there's Jessica.

1524
01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:06,308
Whatever.

1525
01:14:06,376 --> 01:14:08,139
Dude!

1526
01:14:08,211 --> 01:14:10,145
[ Whistles, cheers ]

1527
01:14:10,213 --> 01:14:11,578
Number one!

1528
01:14:25,629 --> 01:14:27,688
She does love me.

1529
01:14:27,764 --> 01:14:29,561
[ Dance music plays,
whip cracks ]

1530
01:14:29,633 --> 01:14:32,295
# Are you feeling fierce? #

1531
01:14:37,574 --> 01:14:39,508
[ lntroduction to Run-D.M.C.'s
"It's Tricky" plays ]

1532
01:14:39,576 --> 01:14:41,168
# It's tricky to rock a rhyme #

1533
01:14:41,244 --> 01:14:43,007
# To rock a rhyme
that's right on time #

1534
01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:44,672
# It's tricky #

1535
01:14:44,748 --> 01:14:47,273
# It's tricky, tricky,
tricky, tricky #

1536
01:14:47,351 --> 01:14:49,342
[ Dance music plays ]

1537
01:14:54,358 --> 01:14:56,121
Whoo-hoo!

1538
01:14:56,193 --> 01:14:58,991
[ Hip-hop music plays ]

1539
01:15:05,502 --> 01:15:07,697
ALL: The Bees are coming!
The Bees are coming!

1540
01:15:07,771 --> 01:15:08,669
Sting this!

1541
01:15:08,739 --> 01:15:10,707
That's you! That's you!
I see you!

1542
01:15:10,774 --> 01:15:12,799
[ Hip-hop music plays ]

1543
01:15:12,876 --> 01:15:14,104
Yeah!

1544
01:15:15,512 --> 01:15:16,774
[ Music stops ]

1545
01:15:16,847 --> 01:15:19,509
[ Cheers and applause ]

1546
01:15:20,717 --> 01:15:22,617
- Whoa! Oh!
- GlRL: Aaah!

1547
01:15:22,686 --> 01:15:24,153
[ All gasping ]

1548
01:15:24,221 --> 01:15:25,245
Aaah!

1549
01:15:25,322 --> 01:15:27,153
[ Panting ]

1550
01:15:27,224 --> 01:15:28,919
[ Girls screaming ]

1551
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:31,993
- [ Vomiting ]
- Oh! Je--

1552
01:15:32,062 --> 01:15:33,222
[ Retching ]

1553
01:15:33,296 --> 01:15:34,854
Oh, come on, man.

1554
01:15:43,907 --> 01:15:45,169
[ Feedback ]

1555
01:15:45,242 --> 01:15:46,573
Ladies and gentlemen,

1556
01:15:46,643 --> 01:15:49,510
it appears the older gentleman
in the bee outfit

1557
01:15:49,579 --> 01:15:52,571
with the fake boobs
is the school janitor.

1558
01:15:52,649 --> 01:15:56,517
As per Section 31C
of the rule book,

1559
01:15:56,586 --> 01:15:59,578
school employees
are allowed to be mascots.

1560
01:15:59,656 --> 01:16:02,124
Say hello
to your new champions --

1561
01:16:02,192 --> 01:16:04,251
the Bridgetown Honeys!

1562
01:16:04,327 --> 01:16:06,227
- [ Cheers and applause ]
- ALL: Aaah!

1563
01:16:08,565 --> 01:16:09,998
Aaah!

1564
01:16:10,067 --> 01:16:10,999
Yeah!

1565
01:16:11,068 --> 01:16:12,365
Yeah!

1566
01:16:12,436 --> 01:16:14,529
ALL: Aaah!

1567
01:16:14,604 --> 01:16:16,970
[ Laughing wildly ]

1568
01:16:19,342 --> 01:16:21,037
- Whoo-hoo!
- Oh!

1569
01:16:22,546 --> 01:16:24,013
Ugh!

1570
01:16:24,081 --> 01:16:25,981
# Give me all your fear #

1571
01:16:26,049 --> 01:16:29,314
# Throw it all away #

1572
01:16:29,386 --> 01:16:32,651
# And think
about the good things #

1573
01:16:32,722 --> 01:16:35,657
# No matter what they say #

1574
01:16:35,725 --> 01:16:41,823
# We'll take tomorrow,
baby, yeah #

1575
01:16:41,898 --> 01:16:45,334
# One day at a time #

1576
01:16:45,402 --> 01:16:46,835
WOMAN ON TV: Here's
a bizarre story for you --

1577
01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:49,667
police are now searching
for the hot chick bandit --

1578
01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:53,402
a beautiful young woman who
lures men into dark alleyways,

1579
01:16:53,477 --> 01:16:56,469
beats them senseless,
and takes their wallets.

1580
01:16:56,546 --> 01:16:58,673
Well, we thought
maybe she needed some help.

1581
01:16:58,748 --> 01:17:00,147
Yeah, we're helpful guys.

1582
01:17:00,217 --> 01:17:03,015
So we went into the alley, and
then she starts wailing on me.

1583
01:17:03,086 --> 01:17:05,452
And let me tell you --
she didn't hit like a girl.

1584
01:17:05,522 --> 01:17:08,013
Luckily, Fitzy,
the good guy that he is --

1585
01:17:08,091 --> 01:17:11,117
he was hiding behind a dumpster
with a video camera.

1586
01:17:11,194 --> 01:17:13,287
Looks like she worked you over
pretty good.

1587
01:17:13,363 --> 01:17:15,456
Yeah, well,
don't get me wrong --

1588
01:17:15,532 --> 01:17:18,000
I got some shots in.

1589
01:17:18,068 --> 01:17:19,228
Ow!

1590
01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:20,633
- [ Thud, thud, thud ]
- Ow! Ow! Ow!

1591
01:17:20,704 --> 01:17:21,898
[ Whimpering ]

1592
01:17:21,972 --> 01:17:23,963
Ow!

1593
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:25,166
Ow!

1594
01:17:25,242 --> 01:17:26,402
- [ Thud ]
- Owww!

1595
01:17:26,476 --> 01:17:27,408
[ Thud ]

1596
01:17:27,477 --> 01:17:28,705
Owww!

1597
01:17:28,778 --> 01:17:30,803
Why? Oh, God.

1598
01:17:30,881 --> 01:17:33,213
Oh, God, that hurt.

1599
01:17:33,283 --> 01:17:34,750
Owww!

1600
01:17:34,818 --> 01:17:37,810
[ Whimpering ]

1601
01:17:37,888 --> 01:17:40,254
- Why?! [ Whimpering ]
- [ Telephone beeping ]

1602
01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:42,052
[ Whimpering continues ]

1603
01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:43,251
[ Ringing ]

1604
01:17:43,326 --> 01:17:45,351
Hi, it's April.
Leave me a message.

1605
01:17:45,428 --> 01:17:47,293
- [ Beep ]
- April, it's Hildenburg.

1606
01:17:47,364 --> 01:17:49,798
I think I found Jessica's body.
It's in an alley outside a bar.

1607
01:17:49,866 --> 01:17:52,426
But we got to move fast, because
the police are looking for it.

1608
01:17:52,502 --> 01:17:53,764
- Call me back.
- Ohh! Oh!

1609
01:17:53,837 --> 01:17:55,168
Aaaahhh!

1610
01:17:55,238 --> 01:17:56,762
- [ Thud ]
- [ Cat screeches ]

1611
01:18:03,213 --> 01:18:05,875
[ Slow piano music plays ]

1612
01:18:13,523 --> 01:18:15,855
[ Jessica sniffles,
cries softly ]

1613
01:18:27,037 --> 01:18:28,265
Jessica?

1614
01:18:28,338 --> 01:18:30,670
[ Crying softly ]

1615
01:18:30,740 --> 01:18:33,641
[ Sighs deeply ]

1616
01:18:33,710 --> 01:18:35,109
[ Sniffles ]

1617
01:18:35,178 --> 01:18:38,409
[ Sniffles ]
Not now, Booger.

1618
01:18:38,481 --> 01:18:39,971
I knew it!

1619
01:18:40,050 --> 01:18:42,109
Jessie, it is you!

1620
01:18:45,722 --> 01:18:47,690
How come you didn't
snitch on me?

1621
01:18:47,757 --> 01:18:49,224
'Cause you're my sister,

1622
01:18:49,292 --> 01:18:51,487
and I accept you
for who you are.

1623
01:18:53,396 --> 01:18:56,058
Come here.
[ Sighs deeply ]

1624
01:18:58,068 --> 01:18:59,092
[ lnhales sharply ]

1625
01:18:59,169 --> 01:19:01,330
You are such a little weirdo.

1626
01:19:01,404 --> 01:19:02,996
[ Sniffles ]

1627
01:19:14,951 --> 01:19:18,114
# That's right, don't be
looking at me like that #

1628
01:19:18,188 --> 01:19:20,452
# See, my name
is Grandma Funk, y'all #

1629
01:19:20,523 --> 01:19:23,219
# Funk if you're nasty,
darling #

1630
01:19:23,293 --> 01:19:24,555
Ooh...

1631
01:19:24,628 --> 01:19:27,119
Sweet as cand-y!

1632
01:19:27,197 --> 01:19:28,687
KEEClA'S MOTHER: Ling-Ling!

1633
01:19:28,765 --> 01:19:29,959
# I need
a little more volume #

1634
01:19:30,033 --> 01:19:33,992
"L" to the "l"
to the "N" to the "G."

1635
01:19:34,070 --> 01:19:35,332
[ Laughs ]

1636
01:19:35,405 --> 01:19:38,397
Ling-Ling, you forgot
your bling-bling.

1637
01:19:38,475 --> 01:19:41,911
Mom...
you're ruining my life!

1638
01:19:43,213 --> 01:19:45,408
I just want
to meet you halfway.

1639
01:19:45,482 --> 01:19:46,881
# Are you ready to get down,
get funky? #

1640
01:19:46,950 --> 01:19:49,214
Nigga, "prease"!

1641
01:19:49,286 --> 01:19:52,050
[ Groove Armada's
"l See You, Baby" plays ]

1642
01:19:59,095 --> 01:20:01,825
I wish my mama got me
some bling-bling.

1643
01:20:01,898 --> 01:20:03,991
Honey, if you don't
want her as your mama,

1644
01:20:04,067 --> 01:20:04,999
I'll take her.

1645
01:20:05,068 --> 01:20:07,002
- Girl, please.
- Girl, please.

1646
01:20:07,070 --> 01:20:08,503
# Uh! #

1647
01:20:08,571 --> 01:20:10,004
- # What? #
- # Uh! #

1648
01:20:10,073 --> 01:20:11,938
- # Come on! #
- # Uh! #

1649
01:20:12,008 --> 01:20:14,909
[ Eerie music plays,
siren wailing ]

1650
01:20:27,257 --> 01:20:29,851
# Whoa,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey #

1651
01:20:29,926 --> 01:20:32,417
# Whoa,
pretty, pretty shy one #

1652
01:20:32,495 --> 01:20:35,089
# Whoa,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey #

1653
01:20:35,165 --> 01:20:36,359
# Whoa,
pretty, pretty fly one #

1654
01:20:36,433 --> 01:20:38,526
You still think I have
a chance at prom queen?

1655
01:20:38,601 --> 01:20:40,034
No.

1656
01:20:40,103 --> 01:20:41,536
Okay.

1657
01:20:41,604 --> 01:20:44,732
[ Music continues ]

1658
01:20:46,276 --> 01:20:47,436
Mom!

1659
01:20:48,945 --> 01:20:50,537
I'm sorry.

1660
01:20:50,613 --> 01:20:52,808
But why do you have to
keep embarrassing me

1661
01:20:52,882 --> 01:20:54,076
in front of my friends?

1662
01:20:54,150 --> 01:20:56,380
[ Sighs ]

1663
01:20:56,453 --> 01:20:58,683
You're not ashamed of me.

1664
01:21:00,457 --> 01:21:03,255
You're really ashamed
of yourself.

1665
01:21:03,326 --> 01:21:05,487
[ Breathing shakily ]

1666
01:21:05,562 --> 01:21:06,756
Tell Lulu --

1667
01:21:06,830 --> 01:21:09,060
easy on the chronic.

1668
01:21:09,132 --> 01:21:10,463
[ Engine turns over,
buzzing ]

1669
01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:13,001
- # Bow down #
- # When I come to your town #

1670
01:21:13,069 --> 01:21:15,162
- # Bow down #
- # When I'm Westward bound #

1671
01:21:15,238 --> 01:21:16,535
# Bow down #

1672
01:21:16,606 --> 01:21:18,164
# 'Cause I ain't
a hater like you #

1673
01:21:18,241 --> 01:21:20,675
# Bow down to a dealer
that's greater than you #

1674
01:21:20,744 --> 01:21:23,804
# I take ten steps,
and I draw #

1675
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:24,972
[ Telephone ringing ]

1676
01:21:25,048 --> 01:21:27,175
Ohhh! Oh! Oh!

1677
01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:29,582
[ Ringing continues ]

1678
01:21:29,652 --> 01:21:31,847
[ Beep ]

1679
01:21:31,921 --> 01:21:34,617
Oh, h-h-hi, Carol.

1680
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:38,751
Jessica didn't get ready here.

1681
01:21:40,764 --> 01:21:44,256
No. No, she hasn't
been here all week.

1682
01:21:46,102 --> 01:21:47,865
[ Beep ]

1683
01:21:47,937 --> 01:21:49,996
Oh! I knew it!

1684
01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:52,507
[ Gasps ] Something is going on
with Jessica and April.

1685
01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:55,203
Oh...oh, I'm gonna
get to the bottom of it.

1686
01:21:55,278 --> 01:21:58,839
If you ruin April's night,
I will have you put away.

1687
01:21:58,915 --> 01:22:00,382
Wh--

1688
01:22:00,450 --> 01:22:03,180
I-lf you're not gonna help me,
l-I'm gonna do it myself.

1689
01:22:03,253 --> 01:22:04,743
[ Rustling ]

1690
01:22:08,925 --> 01:22:11,689
[ Tires squealing ]

1691
01:22:13,563 --> 01:22:15,827
[ Horn blaring ]

1692
01:22:18,635 --> 01:22:21,468
[ Blaring continues ]

1693
01:22:21,538 --> 01:22:23,165
[ Michelle Branch's
"You Get Me" plays ]

1694
01:22:23,239 --> 01:22:26,003
# So I'm a little left
of center #

1695
01:22:26,075 --> 01:22:27,667
# I'm a little out of tune #

1696
01:22:27,744 --> 01:22:29,075
I think this is a good spot.

1697
01:22:29,145 --> 01:22:30,476
# Some say I'm paranormal #

1698
01:22:30,547 --> 01:22:32,378
Jake's got to
come right by here.

1699
01:22:32,449 --> 01:22:34,815
I don't really care
about Jake anymore.

1700
01:22:34,884 --> 01:22:37,580
You shouldn't. He's a jerk.

1701
01:22:37,654 --> 01:22:39,747
There's no one I'd rather
be with here tonight.

1702
01:22:39,823 --> 01:22:41,381
# I don't care
what they're saying #

1703
01:22:41,458 --> 01:22:42,652
Me either.

1704
01:22:42,725 --> 01:22:43,692
[ Exhales sharply ]

1705
01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:45,455
# As long as I'm your girl #

1706
01:22:45,528 --> 01:22:48,929
April, you look
so beautiful tonight.

1707
01:22:48,998 --> 01:22:51,489
No one has ever been there
for me like you have.

1708
01:22:51,568 --> 01:22:53,502
You've always
been there for me.

1709
01:22:53,570 --> 01:22:57,563
Any guy would be so lucky to
have you as their girlfriend.

1710
01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,835
And I should know.

1711
01:22:59,909 --> 01:23:02,173
I've been a guy
for almost a week now.

1712
01:23:02,245 --> 01:23:05,612
And in that time, you have been
such a good friend to me.

1713
01:23:05,682 --> 01:23:08,378
I don't know how
I could ever thank you.

1714
01:23:08,451 --> 01:23:11,147
Ehhhh...

1715
01:23:14,257 --> 01:23:15,349
Here he comes.

1716
01:23:15,425 --> 01:23:17,586
[ Both chuckle ]

1717
01:23:19,863 --> 01:23:21,922
That dress looks great.

1718
01:23:21,998 --> 01:23:24,489
Is it easy to get out of?

1719
01:23:24,567 --> 01:23:25,761
[ Slurps ]

1720
01:23:30,406 --> 01:23:32,966
[ lnhales deeply ]

1721
01:23:35,144 --> 01:23:35,803
God.

1722
01:23:35,879 --> 01:23:37,346
Aaah!

1723
01:23:37,413 --> 01:23:39,472
Oh...

1724
01:23:43,453 --> 01:23:46,251
I am so lesbian right now.

1725
01:23:48,191 --> 01:23:49,852
[ Scoffs ]

1726
01:23:49,926 --> 01:23:52,690
We totally nailed him.
[ Laughs ]

1727
01:23:52,762 --> 01:23:54,696
Jake is so jealous.

1728
01:23:54,764 --> 01:23:57,028
He spilled his drink
all over his date.

1729
01:23:57,100 --> 01:23:59,591
You should've seen it.
[ Laughs ]

1730
01:24:03,239 --> 01:24:06,333
We already got him, honey.
He can't see us anym--

1731
01:24:11,714 --> 01:24:13,272
Spence, I love you.

1732
01:24:13,349 --> 01:24:15,943
I love you, too, April.

1733
01:24:16,019 --> 01:24:19,147
If you weren't holding on
to me right now...

1734
01:24:19,222 --> 01:24:20,689
I'd float away.

1735
01:24:22,058 --> 01:24:24,652
You're my best friend,
and now you're a guy.

1736
01:24:24,727 --> 01:24:27,423
It's meant to be.

1737
01:24:27,497 --> 01:24:30,125
[ Sighs ]

1738
01:24:32,902 --> 01:24:34,995
April...

1739
01:24:35,071 --> 01:24:37,505
you don't need me or any guy

1740
01:24:37,574 --> 01:24:40,338
to make you feel
beautiful and special...

1741
01:24:40,410 --> 01:24:42,776
because you are.

1742
01:24:42,845 --> 01:24:46,645
You are the greatest girl
in the whole world.

1743
01:24:48,251 --> 01:24:50,776
You are all you need.

1744
01:24:50,853 --> 01:24:54,846
I know it's crazy,
but I can't help it.

1745
01:24:54,924 --> 01:24:56,915
I'm in love with you, Spence.

1746
01:25:01,230 --> 01:25:03,255
[ Sighs ]

1747
01:25:08,037 --> 01:25:10,062
[ Sighs ]

1748
01:25:26,389 --> 01:25:27,686
April...

1749
01:25:29,892 --> 01:25:31,553
You gonna be okay?

1750
01:25:31,628 --> 01:25:33,493
I'm sorry.

1751
01:25:33,563 --> 01:25:35,258
Don't be.

1752
01:25:38,768 --> 01:25:40,998
We're not gonna let
a little thing like...

1753
01:25:41,070 --> 01:25:43,800
me turning into a man
and you wanting to be with me

1754
01:25:43,873 --> 01:25:46,034
get in the way
of our friendship, are we?

1755
01:25:46,109 --> 01:25:47,736
[ Chuckles ]

1756
01:25:54,651 --> 01:25:57,085
[ Sighs ]
I'm in love with Billy.

1757
01:25:59,088 --> 01:26:01,113
And if I'm gonna be
stuck like this forever,

1758
01:26:01,190 --> 01:26:05,627
he's just gonna have to
accept me as I am --

1759
01:26:05,695 --> 01:26:08,129
a man.

1760
01:26:12,201 --> 01:26:14,692
That's my man.

1761
01:26:14,771 --> 01:26:17,296
[ Dance music plays ]

1762
01:26:17,373 --> 01:26:19,637
I think I know
who's in Jessica's body.

1763
01:26:19,709 --> 01:26:20,801
[ Gasps ]

1764
01:26:20,877 --> 01:26:22,845
And I know
where we can find him.

1765
01:26:22,912 --> 01:26:25,142
Let's find Jessica
and get out of here.

1766
01:26:25,214 --> 01:26:28,809
Hildenburg,
you know what to do.

1767
01:26:28,885 --> 01:26:30,250
Come on.

1768
01:26:32,789 --> 01:26:35,724
[ Music continues ]

1769
01:26:39,328 --> 01:26:40,420
Aah!

1770
01:26:45,568 --> 01:26:47,092
Come on.

1771
01:26:47,170 --> 01:26:49,161
- [ Whip cracking ]
- MAN: That's a huge bitch.

1772
01:26:49,238 --> 01:26:51,172
[ Laughs ]
I didn't see it coming.

1773
01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:53,834
No way, man. [ Laughs ]

1774
01:26:53,910 --> 01:26:55,901
[ Whistles ]
Scoot. He's mine.

1775
01:26:55,978 --> 01:26:57,570
Mmm, boy, I don't think so.

1776
01:26:57,647 --> 01:26:58,841
Aah!

1777
01:26:58,915 --> 01:27:00,280
[ Sighs ]

1778
01:27:00,349 --> 01:27:02,681
[ Exhales sharply ]
Get away!

1779
01:27:02,752 --> 01:27:04,117
Billy...

1780
01:27:04,187 --> 01:27:06,451
It's me -- Jessica.

1781
01:27:08,858 --> 01:27:10,792
It's always been me.

1782
01:27:10,860 --> 01:27:12,293
Mister...

1783
01:27:12,361 --> 01:27:13,953
you're freaking me out.

1784
01:27:14,030 --> 01:27:16,498
You know how
when I touch you there,

1785
01:27:16,566 --> 01:27:18,693
it makes your whole leg
tingle?

1786
01:27:18,768 --> 01:27:20,793
And when I touch you here...

1787
01:27:24,874 --> 01:27:27,536
No. No.
No, it can't be.

1788
01:27:27,610 --> 01:27:30,135
Do you remember
after the homecoming game...

1789
01:27:30,213 --> 01:27:33,546
after you threw the winning pass
to beat Carlmont,

1790
01:27:33,616 --> 01:27:36,016
you and I went
behind the scoreboard and...

1791
01:27:36,085 --> 01:27:38,679
[ Exhales sharply ]

1792
01:27:40,089 --> 01:27:43,490
[ Whispering ]

1793
01:27:43,559 --> 01:27:45,652
[ Exhales sharply ]

1794
01:27:51,067 --> 01:27:53,365
[ Exhales sharply ]

1795
01:27:53,436 --> 01:27:56,234
You got to believe me.

1796
01:27:58,407 --> 01:28:02,741
Silly...Billy...nilly.

1797
01:28:04,347 --> 01:28:06,042
Just close your eyes.

1798
01:28:06,115 --> 01:28:09,243
You'll know it's me.

1799
01:28:12,855 --> 01:28:14,345
[ Exhales sharply ]

1800
01:28:16,359 --> 01:28:18,350
[ Romantic music plays ]

1801
01:28:29,172 --> 01:28:30,298
Oh!

1802
01:28:30,373 --> 01:28:32,432
Oh, I can't!
I can't do it!

1803
01:28:32,508 --> 01:28:34,408
You always said you'd love me
no matter what.

1804
01:28:34,477 --> 01:28:37,935
Bu-- I --
you're a 30-year-old dude!

1805
01:28:38,014 --> 01:28:39,379
Just on the outside!

1806
01:28:41,017 --> 01:28:42,644
Billy!

1807
01:28:42,718 --> 01:28:44,151
- [ Footsteps approaching ]
- Bil--

1808
01:28:44,220 --> 01:28:45,653
We found your body.

1809
01:28:45,721 --> 01:28:47,382
[ Panting ]

1810
01:28:49,592 --> 01:28:50,923
- lt'll be fine.
- Are you sure she's all right?

1811
01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:52,221
I'm sure everything's
gonna be fine.

1812
01:28:52,295 --> 01:28:54,058
Booger, hurry up!

1813
01:28:54,130 --> 01:28:55,620
Come on, buddy!

1814
01:28:55,698 --> 01:28:58,462
You got to learn to run in those
heels if you're gonna wear them.

1815
01:28:58,534 --> 01:29:00,764
[ Engine turns over ]

1816
01:29:00,837 --> 01:29:02,737
[ Sister Sledge's "He's
The Greatest Dancer" plays ]

1817
01:29:02,805 --> 01:29:05,273
# Oh, what, wow #

1818
01:29:05,341 --> 01:29:07,536
- # He's the greatest dancer #
- There you go, sweetheart.

1819
01:29:07,610 --> 01:29:09,202
# That I've ever seen #

1820
01:29:09,278 --> 01:29:11,269
- # I've ever seen #
- [ Laughs ]

1821
01:29:11,347 --> 01:29:13,110
- # Oh, what, wow #
- [ Grunts ]

1822
01:29:13,182 --> 01:29:15,275
# He's the greatest dancer #

1823
01:29:15,351 --> 01:29:16,978
# Oh, what, wow #

1824
01:29:17,053 --> 01:29:17,985
# That I've ever seen #

1825
01:29:18,054 --> 01:29:19,681
Oh, shit!

1826
01:29:22,558 --> 01:29:23,855
[ Exhales sharply ]

1827
01:29:25,728 --> 01:29:28,424
I knew it was gonna be
a good night.

1828
01:29:28,497 --> 01:29:30,226
Ow! God.

1829
01:29:30,299 --> 01:29:31,960
Thanks, Hildenburg.

1830
01:29:32,034 --> 01:29:34,264
I want my body back right now!

1831
01:29:34,337 --> 01:29:37,829
Well, finders keepers,
sweetheart.

1832
01:29:37,907 --> 01:29:39,135
[ Lighter clicks ]

1833
01:29:41,210 --> 01:29:44,008
How dare you?! Do you know what
this could do to my lungs?!

1834
01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:45,479
[ Scoffs ]

1835
01:29:45,548 --> 01:29:47,379
You give me that earring!
Give me that earring!

1836
01:29:47,450 --> 01:29:48,610
You give me that earring.

1837
01:29:48,684 --> 01:29:51,084
Give it to me. Give it.
Give it to me.

1838
01:29:51,153 --> 01:29:52,347
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

1839
01:29:52,421 --> 01:29:55,015
Sit down.
Calm down. Calm down.

1840
01:29:55,091 --> 01:29:56,786
I'll make you a deal, okay?

1841
01:29:56,859 --> 01:29:58,918
Now...

1842
01:29:58,995 --> 01:30:01,862
just let me make another
500 bucks tonight, okay?

1843
01:30:01,931 --> 01:30:04,661
And then I'll give you
your body back

1844
01:30:04,734 --> 01:30:06,827
'cause it's
so important to you.

1845
01:30:06,903 --> 01:30:09,303
[ Mockingly ]
"I'm crying about my body."

1846
01:30:09,372 --> 01:30:11,340
And then...

1847
01:30:11,407 --> 01:30:13,500
you can just loan it to me
every other weekend

1848
01:30:13,576 --> 01:30:16,010
and -- so I can pay off
some gambling debts.

1849
01:30:16,078 --> 01:30:18,638
Weekends -- loan you my body.

1850
01:30:18,714 --> 01:30:20,147
[ Chuckles ]

1851
01:30:20,216 --> 01:30:21,706
I want my body back!

1852
01:30:21,784 --> 01:30:24,116
Give me my body back!

1853
01:30:24,186 --> 01:30:25,244
- Give --
- [ Choking ]

1854
01:30:26,255 --> 01:30:27,381
Hey...

1855
01:30:27,456 --> 01:30:29,549
Look at me.

1856
01:30:29,625 --> 01:30:31,525
I'm only gonna
tell you this once --

1857
01:30:31,594 --> 01:30:35,189
no strangling the dancers
or you are out of here!

1858
01:30:35,264 --> 01:30:37,232
Now, can't you read?

1859
01:30:40,903 --> 01:30:43,872
[ Dance music plays ]

1860
01:30:43,940 --> 01:30:45,373
# What are you waiting for? #

1861
01:30:45,441 --> 01:30:47,068
Now, this is more like it.

1862
01:30:49,278 --> 01:30:51,371
I got to hit the head.

1863
01:30:51,447 --> 01:30:53,472
# Give it to me #

1864
01:30:53,549 --> 01:30:55,210
# Life is what you make it #

1865
01:30:55,284 --> 01:30:56,717
# And it can pass you by #

1866
01:30:56,786 --> 01:30:58,515
Hey, don't worry.

1867
01:30:58,587 --> 01:31:00,418
We're gonna get him.

1868
01:31:02,124 --> 01:31:03,182
[ Gasps ]

1869
01:31:04,060 --> 01:31:05,425
[ All laughing ]

1870
01:31:06,562 --> 01:31:07,756
Hey, babe.

1871
01:31:07,830 --> 01:31:09,320
[ Whistles ] Sweetheart.

1872
01:31:09,398 --> 01:31:11,025
Hey...

1873
01:31:12,068 --> 01:31:13,729
No way!

1874
01:31:13,803 --> 01:31:16,328
Jessica?!
This is where you've been?

1875
01:31:16,405 --> 01:31:17,497
[ Laughing ]

1876
01:31:17,573 --> 01:31:19,541
I want a dance from you!

1877
01:31:19,608 --> 01:31:20,870
Ye-e-e-ah!

1878
01:31:20,943 --> 01:31:21,875
Mar--

1879
01:31:21,944 --> 01:31:23,036
Oh.

1880
01:31:23,779 --> 01:31:24,905
Ugh! Oh!

1881
01:31:24,981 --> 01:31:27,040
[ Exhales rapidly ]

1882
01:31:27,116 --> 01:31:31,348
So, dancing naked
must be fun, huh?

1883
01:31:31,420 --> 01:31:33,513
Yeah, sure...

1884
01:31:33,589 --> 01:31:35,113
why wouldn't it be?

1885
01:31:35,191 --> 01:31:37,250
Where do you keep
your weed, though?

1886
01:31:38,828 --> 01:31:41,353
# Give it to me,
give it to me #

1887
01:31:41,430 --> 01:31:43,660
Ohhhh.

1888
01:31:43,733 --> 01:31:46,361
That's good.

1889
01:31:46,435 --> 01:31:49,370
I don't have one of those.

1890
01:31:49,438 --> 01:31:51,303
Sure.

1891
01:31:53,976 --> 01:31:56,501
[ Romantic music plays ]

1892
01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:06,181
[ Sighs ]

1893
01:32:06,255 --> 01:32:08,018
Bye, Spence.

1894
01:32:10,226 --> 01:32:12,922
You'll always be
my best friend.

1895
01:32:12,995 --> 01:32:14,587
Forever.

1896
01:32:14,663 --> 01:32:16,722
[ Sighs ]

1897
01:32:21,737 --> 01:32:23,329
[ Exhales sharply ]

1898
01:32:23,406 --> 01:32:25,033
[ Laughs ]

1899
01:32:27,410 --> 01:32:29,674
[ lntroduction to
"More Than a Woman" plays ]

1900
01:32:29,745 --> 01:32:31,178
Billy?

1901
01:32:31,247 --> 01:32:32,771
Hi, Mrs. Spencer.

1902
01:32:33,916 --> 01:32:35,941
Mr. Spencer.

1903
01:32:36,018 --> 01:32:37,849
How's it going, Booger?

1904
01:32:39,088 --> 01:32:40,988
[ Sighs ]

1905
01:32:41,057 --> 01:32:43,423
This isn't the prom.

1906
01:32:43,492 --> 01:32:44,959
Oh, my God.

1907
01:32:45,027 --> 01:32:46,358
[ Sighs ]

1908
01:32:46,429 --> 01:32:47,623
# More than a woman #

1909
01:32:47,696 --> 01:32:48,685
# Aaaaahhh #

1910
01:32:48,764 --> 01:32:49,924
Anything yet?

1911
01:32:49,999 --> 01:32:51,796
No.

1912
01:32:51,867 --> 01:32:53,596
Oh.

1913
01:32:54,904 --> 01:32:56,701
There you go!
Come on, shake it!

1914
01:32:56,772 --> 01:32:58,262
Whoo! You naughty
little Honeybee.

1915
01:32:58,340 --> 01:32:59,364
Yes, you are!

1916
01:33:00,276 --> 01:33:02,540
Oh! Ho! Whoo!

1917
01:33:02,611 --> 01:33:04,306
[ lnhales sharply ]

1918
01:33:04,380 --> 01:33:05,711
Anything yet?

1919
01:33:05,781 --> 01:33:06,679
No.

1920
01:33:06,749 --> 01:33:09,377
I'm all right. I'm o--

1921
01:33:09,452 --> 01:33:11,044
# Hey, yeah, yeah #

1922
01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:12,815
# More than a woman,
you'll see #

1923
01:33:12,888 --> 01:33:13,980
[ Giggling ]

1924
01:33:14,056 --> 01:33:15,353
# Aah #

1925
01:33:15,424 --> 01:33:16,948
# More than a woman #

1926
01:33:17,026 --> 01:33:18,186
# Ye-e-e-e-ah #

1927
01:33:18,260 --> 01:33:19,659
[ Boing! ]

1928
01:33:19,728 --> 01:33:21,559
Oh! Oh! Oh!

1929
01:33:21,630 --> 01:33:24,497
Uh-huh.

1930
01:33:24,567 --> 01:33:28,059
# More than a woman #

1931
01:33:28,137 --> 01:33:30,298
Hey, buddy?
How about a lap dance?

1932
01:33:30,372 --> 01:33:31,634
#...you'll see #

1933
01:33:31,707 --> 01:33:33,334
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #

1934
01:33:33,409 --> 01:33:35,001
[ Gasps ]

1935
01:33:35,077 --> 01:33:36,772
[ Chuckling ]

1936
01:33:36,846 --> 01:33:38,245
[ Grunts ]

1937
01:33:38,314 --> 01:33:41,340
# More than a woman,
you'll see #

1938
01:33:41,417 --> 01:33:42,509
[ Choking ]

1939
01:33:42,585 --> 01:33:45,247
Hey! Can't you read?!

1940
01:33:45,321 --> 01:33:47,255
Monday night's gay night.

1941
01:33:47,323 --> 01:33:49,223
[ Choking ]

1942
01:33:49,291 --> 01:33:51,885
[ Exhales sharply ]

1943
01:33:53,662 --> 01:33:54,686
What?

1944
01:33:54,763 --> 01:33:57,197
Oh. [ Exhales sharply ]

1945
01:33:57,266 --> 01:33:58,426
[ Laughs ]

1946
01:33:58,501 --> 01:33:59,934
It's me?

1947
01:34:00,002 --> 01:34:01,663
[ Laughing ]

1948
01:34:01,737 --> 01:34:02,863
Really?

1949
01:34:02,938 --> 01:34:04,462
[ Uplifting music plays ]

1950
01:34:04,540 --> 01:34:05,871
Oh!

1951
01:34:05,941 --> 01:34:07,306
Oh!

1952
01:34:07,376 --> 01:34:08,775
It is! [ Gasps ]

1953
01:34:08,844 --> 01:34:10,038
It really is!

1954
01:34:10,112 --> 01:34:12,046
[ Laughing ] Oh.

1955
01:34:14,049 --> 01:34:15,380
[ Gasps ]

1956
01:34:17,586 --> 01:34:18,678
[ Both squealing ]

1957
01:34:18,754 --> 01:34:19,982
[ lnhales sharply ]

1958
01:34:20,055 --> 01:34:21,249
Aaah!

1959
01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:23,883
[ All laughing ]

1960
01:34:26,795 --> 01:34:29,559
[ Crowd murmuring ]

1961
01:34:33,469 --> 01:34:34,902
Taquito?

1962
01:34:39,975 --> 01:34:41,272
It's really you.

1963
01:34:49,385 --> 01:34:51,512
Billy.

1964
01:34:51,587 --> 01:34:53,487
Mmm...

1965
01:34:53,556 --> 01:34:55,649
[ Exhales sharply ]

1966
01:34:55,724 --> 01:34:58,192
Listen, l...I'm so so--

1967
01:34:58,260 --> 01:34:59,727
Doesn't matter.

1968
01:34:59,795 --> 01:35:01,160
Nothing matters.

1969
01:35:01,230 --> 01:35:03,562
I don't care about the other
girl I took to the prom.

1970
01:35:03,632 --> 01:35:05,065
I don't care what Jake thinks.

1971
01:35:05,134 --> 01:35:07,068
I don't care
that you took my money,

1972
01:35:07,136 --> 01:35:08,797
stole my dad's car,

1973
01:35:08,871 --> 01:35:10,805
and...tried to run me
down with it.

1974
01:35:10,873 --> 01:35:11,805
No, I --

1975
01:35:11,874 --> 01:35:13,501
None of that matters.

1976
01:35:13,576 --> 01:35:16,636
[ Sighs ]

1977
01:35:16,712 --> 01:35:18,304
I'll even try to find a way

1978
01:35:18,380 --> 01:35:21,975
to get over your new job
as an exotic dancer.

1979
01:35:22,051 --> 01:35:23,541
[ Exhales sharply ]

1980
01:35:23,619 --> 01:35:24,643
[ Chuckles ]

1981
01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:26,312
[ Romantic music plays ]

1982
01:35:27,723 --> 01:35:28,985
Billy...

1983
01:35:29,058 --> 01:35:30,548
do you feel that?

1984
01:35:32,728 --> 01:35:35,219
You are the only boy
who makes my heart

1985
01:35:35,297 --> 01:35:38,528
beat faster and slower
at the same time.

1986
01:35:38,601 --> 01:35:40,694
[ Sighs ]

1987
01:35:40,769 --> 01:35:43,169
[ Music swells ]

1988
01:35:58,621 --> 01:36:00,179
[ Sniffles ]

1989
01:36:00,256 --> 01:36:02,656
I'm not pressing charges.

1990
01:36:16,305 --> 01:36:19,206
Hey, you better get back
onstage, little lady.

1991
01:36:19,275 --> 01:36:21,835
The only place
this little lady is going

1992
01:36:21,910 --> 01:36:24,504
is home with me and my wife.

1993
01:36:24,580 --> 01:36:27,708
Hey, what kind of a place do you
think I'm running here, pal?!

1994
01:36:27,783 --> 01:36:29,683
Class valedictorian --

1995
01:36:29,752 --> 01:36:32,243
Keecia "Ling-Ling" Jackson.

1996
01:36:32,321 --> 01:36:34,380
[ Cheering ]

1997
01:36:34,456 --> 01:36:36,151
KEEClA: First of all,

1998
01:36:36,225 --> 01:36:39,752
I'd like to say I'm very proud
to be half Korean.

1999
01:36:39,828 --> 01:36:42,160
Thank you, honey!

2000
01:36:42,231 --> 01:36:46,668
But don't forget --
you're also one-quarter Jewish!

2001
01:36:46,735 --> 01:36:48,828
Mazel tov, baby!

2002
01:36:48,904 --> 01:36:50,337
Shalom!

2003
01:36:50,406 --> 01:36:52,601
# I'd do anything #

2004
01:36:52,675 --> 01:36:55,337
# Just to hold you in my arms #

2005
01:36:55,411 --> 01:36:57,675
# To try to make you laugh #

2006
01:36:57,746 --> 01:36:59,543
Wait! Wait!

2007
01:36:59,615 --> 01:37:01,640
[ Tires squeal ]

2008
01:37:05,287 --> 01:37:06,777
[ Music stops ]

2009
01:37:06,855 --> 01:37:08,618
Hey, how's it going?
[ lnhales sharply ]

2010
01:37:08,691 --> 01:37:10,318
Hey, thanks
for helping me out, man.

2011
01:37:10,392 --> 01:37:12,121
You're a good man.
You're a good guy.

2012
01:37:12,194 --> 01:37:15,129
[ lnhales sharply ]

2013
01:37:15,197 --> 01:37:18,030
[ Lou Rawls' "You'll Never Find
Another Love Like Mine" plays ]

2014
01:37:18,100 --> 01:37:20,933
# You'll never find #

2015
01:37:21,003 --> 01:37:23,563
# Another love like mine #

2016
01:37:23,639 --> 01:37:25,129
[ Tires squealing ]

2017
01:37:25,207 --> 01:37:26,469
Aaaahhh!

2018
01:37:26,542 --> 01:37:29,807
# It's all right, it's okay #

2019
01:37:29,878 --> 01:37:33,314
# I'll keep holding on today #

2020
01:37:33,382 --> 01:37:40,481
# 'Cause I'm waiting for
the starlight in your eyes #

2021
01:37:40,556 --> 01:37:43,992
# No more faith, no more hope #

2022
01:37:44,059 --> 01:37:47,654
# All that I can do is grope #

2023
01:37:47,730 --> 01:37:55,330
# For a shred of loving care
from my girl #

2024
01:37:55,404 --> 01:37:59,602
# The pain you felt
has burdened you #

2025
01:37:59,675 --> 01:38:02,610
# You can't feel love #

2026
01:38:02,678 --> 01:38:06,774
# I'm glad that I have been
with you #

2027
01:38:06,849 --> 01:38:09,215
# But that's not enough #

2028
01:38:09,284 --> 01:38:12,776
# In your arms, I would be #

2029
01:38:12,855 --> 01:38:16,450
# Overjoyed as any boy #

2030
01:38:16,525 --> 01:38:19,961
# Holding on to what he loves #

2031
01:38:20,028 --> 01:38:24,362
# Oh, so much #

2032
01:38:24,433 --> 01:38:26,560
[ Guitar solo ]

2033
01:38:38,547 --> 01:38:42,449
# The pain you felt
has burdened you #

2034
01:38:42,518 --> 01:38:45,646
# You can't feel love #

2035
01:38:45,721 --> 01:38:49,657
# I'm glad that I have been
with you #

2036
01:38:49,725 --> 01:38:52,159
# But that's not enough #

2037
01:38:52,227 --> 01:38:55,663
# In your arms, I would be #

2038
01:38:55,731 --> 01:38:59,167
# Overjoyed as any boy #

2039
01:38:59,234 --> 01:39:02,670
# Holding on to what he loves #

2040
01:39:02,738 --> 01:39:06,105
# Oh, so much #

2041
01:39:06,175 --> 01:39:09,770
# Holding on to what he loves #

2042
01:39:09,845 --> 01:39:13,281
# Oh, so much #

2043
01:39:13,348 --> 01:39:16,943
# Holding on to what he loves #

2044
01:39:17,019 --> 01:39:22,013
# Oh, so much #

2045
01:39:29,865 --> 01:39:31,127
MAN: Action!

2046
01:39:31,200 --> 01:39:33,794
APRlL: Okay, let's think.

2047
01:39:33,869 --> 01:39:37,032
What could have caused this?

2048
01:39:39,875 --> 01:39:41,137
[ Scoffs ]

2049
01:39:41,210 --> 01:39:43,144
No clue.

2050
01:39:43,212 --> 01:39:46,147
I mean, my house is built on
an old lndian burial ground --

2051
01:39:46,215 --> 01:39:48,979
Sorry. Let's try again.

2052
01:39:49,051 --> 01:39:50,985
Okay, let's think.

2053
01:39:51,053 --> 01:39:53,681
What could have caused this?

2054
01:39:59,394 --> 01:40:00,656
[ Laughs ]

2055
01:40:00,729 --> 01:40:02,219
Sorry.

2056
01:40:03,232 --> 01:40:05,496
Okay, let's think.

2057
01:40:05,567 --> 01:40:07,831
What could have caused this?

2058
01:40:07,903 --> 01:40:10,394
[ Scoffs ] No clue.

2059
01:40:12,908 --> 01:40:14,500
[ Scoffs ]

2060
01:40:14,576 --> 01:40:16,510
One more time.

2061
01:40:16,578 --> 01:40:18,910
What could have caused this?

2062
01:40:26,088 --> 01:40:29,524
[ Laughing ]

2063
01:40:29,591 --> 01:40:31,525
[ Laughing ]
Okay, one more time.

2064
01:40:31,593 --> 01:40:32,525
[ Sighs ]

2065
01:40:32,594 --> 01:40:34,186
Okay, let's think.

2066
01:40:34,263 --> 01:40:36,356
What could have caused this?

2067
01:40:36,431 --> 01:40:38,422
[ Laughing ]

2068
01:40:40,769 --> 01:40:42,031
[ Laughing ] Okay.

2069
01:40:42,104 --> 01:40:43,833
Okay, one more time.
I'm ready.

2070
01:40:51,280 --> 01:40:52,941
[ Laughs ]

2071
01:40:54,950 --> 01:40:57,885
[ Laughs ]

2072
01:40:57,953 --> 01:40:59,716
[ Laughing ]
Okay, I'll get it.

2073
01:40:59,788 --> 01:41:01,619
I'm used to it.

2074
01:41:08,730 --> 01:41:11,164
I've got cheerleading practice,
the prom.

2075
01:41:11,233 --> 01:41:13,326
[ Sighs deeply ]

2076
01:41:13,402 --> 01:41:15,666
[ Laughing ]

2077
01:41:15,737 --> 01:41:17,705
Oh [Bleep] h-hang on.

2078
01:41:17,773 --> 01:41:19,138
Action!

2079
01:41:20,242 --> 01:41:22,733
[ Scoffs ] No clue.

2080
01:41:25,681 --> 01:41:26,773
[ Laughing ]

2081
01:41:26,848 --> 01:41:27,940
WOMAN: Cut!

2082
01:41:28,016 --> 01:41:28,948
[ Bleep ]

2083
01:41:29,017 --> 01:41:30,507
MAN: Action!

2084
01:41:30,586 --> 01:41:33,180
[ Scoffs ] No clue.

2085
01:41:33,255 --> 01:41:36,520
I mean, my house is built
on an old lndian burial ground.

2086
01:41:36,592 --> 01:41:38,924
[ Scoffs, laughing ]

2087
01:41:40,796 --> 01:41:42,024
Sorr--

2088
01:41:42,097 --> 01:41:44,622
Aha! Here we go.

2089
01:41:44,700 --> 01:41:45,860
Sorry.

2090
01:41:47,269 --> 01:41:48,531
MAN: Action!

2091
01:41:48,604 --> 01:41:50,367
No clue.

2092
01:41:50,439 --> 01:41:53,033
[ Scoffs ]

2093
01:41:53,108 --> 01:41:54,700
I mean -- [ Laughs ]

2094
01:41:54,776 --> 01:41:56,710
[ Laughing ] Sorry.
I'll get through it.

2095
01:41:56,778 --> 01:41:59,212
Aaah! Here we go.
I'm sorry. Give me that.

2096
01:41:59,281 --> 01:42:01,078
Aaah! [ Bleep ]

2097
01:42:01,149 --> 01:42:04,812
Are you saying...

2098
01:42:04,886 --> 01:42:07,218
people think I'm perfect?

2099
01:42:10,559 --> 01:42:12,652
[ Laughing ]

2100
01:42:12,728 --> 01:42:15,822
Are you saying...

2101
01:42:15,897 --> 01:42:17,888
people think I'm perfect?

2102
01:42:21,737 --> 01:42:23,830
[ Laughing ]

2103
01:42:23,905 --> 01:42:24,929
Sorry.

2104
01:42:26,575 --> 01:42:29,840
Are you saying...

2105
01:42:29,911 --> 01:42:32,243
people think I'm perfect?

2106
01:42:36,752 --> 01:42:38,845
[ Laughing ]

2107
01:42:38,920 --> 01:42:41,115
Okay. [ Laughing ]
Okay.

2108
01:42:41,189 --> 01:42:42,679
Then we got it?

2109
01:42:42,758 --> 01:42:44,350
- I think we got it.
- All right.

2110
01:42:44,426 --> 01:42:47,088
[ Up-tempo music plays ]

2111
01:44:14,750 --> 01:44:16,411
[ Music ends ]