1 00:00:18,732 --> 00:00:21,326 DONNA: Every story starts somewhere. 2 00:00:21,401 --> 00:00:25,599 And mine begins in a small town called Silver Springs, Nevada. 3 00:00:27,507 --> 00:00:29,771 My mother was an ex-show girl. 4 00:00:29,843 --> 00:00:32,004 Emphasis on the ''ex. '' 5 00:00:33,246 --> 00:00:35,237 There's my father. 6 00:00:35,315 --> 00:00:36,748 He came by for the beer. 7 00:00:36,817 --> 00:00:40,014 Whoa. Oh , my God . Look at this. 8 00:00:40,087 --> 00:00:43,181 Oh , my God ! 9 00:00:43,256 --> 00:00:45,690 * Happy birthday, Donna * 10 00:00:45,759 --> 00:00:46,851 * Whoa, whoa * 11 00:00:46,927 --> 00:00:49,259 l didn't get to blow out my candles. 12 00:00:49,329 --> 00:00:51,695 But l do remember my wish. 13 00:00:51,765 --> 00:00:54,029 That l could get as far away 14 00:00:54,101 --> 00:00:56,763 from Silver Springs as possible. 15 00:01:14,221 --> 00:01:16,917 Well, that didn't happen. 16 00:01:16,990 --> 00:01:18,321 Come on , sweetie. 17 00:01:19,659 --> 00:01:22,150 My mom, always optimistic, 18 00:01:22,229 --> 00:01:24,197 was on her fourth husband, Pete. 19 00:01:24,264 --> 00:01:26,858 Come on , baby. Come on . 20 00:01:28,468 --> 00:01:30,095 RODNE Y: Ugh . What happened? 21 00:01:30,170 --> 00:01:32,400 Rodney. His son. 22 00:01:32,472 --> 00:01:35,600 No need for DNA testing on that one. 23 00:01:36,910 --> 00:01:39,640 l still had my mind on a different life 24 00:01:39,713 --> 00:01:41,977 beyond Silver Springs. 25 00:01:42,048 --> 00:01:45,108 Then l met Tommy, the high school quarterback. 26 00:01:45,185 --> 00:01:46,846 Boy, was he a great kisser. 27 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,616 Together, l knew we were going places. 28 00:01:49,689 --> 00:01:52,590 He went as far as assistant manager at Big Lots 29 00:01:52,659 --> 00:01:55,753 and used his pull to get me a job in the luggage department. 30 00:01:55,829 --> 00:01:59,128 This is the best bag money can buy. Bar none. 31 00:01:59,199 --> 00:02:02,566 You've got the nylon twill with DuPont protective coating . 32 00:02:02,636 --> 00:02:04,695 This is the bag you use when you fly? 33 00:02:04,771 --> 00:02:06,602 Well . . . 34 00:02:06,673 --> 00:02:09,733 l've actually never been on an airplane, 35 00:02:09,810 --> 00:02:12,278 but if l ever get to go on one, 36 00:02:12,345 --> 00:02:15,781 this thing is gonna follow me around like my own little dog . 37 00:02:15,849 --> 00:02:17,749 My birthday came, 38 00:02:17,818 --> 00:02:20,184 and l didn't have to make the same old wish. 39 00:02:20,253 --> 00:02:22,483 Tommy and l had found our way out. 40 00:02:23,657 --> 00:02:25,852 Hey. l caught you . 41 00:02:25,926 --> 00:02:27,416 Donna. Hey. 42 00:02:27,494 --> 00:02:29,655 l thought you didn't get off till 8:00. 43 00:02:29,729 --> 00:02:32,323 l got Becky to cover for me. 44 00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:34,898 Oh . 45 00:02:37,337 --> 00:02:38,702 Oh ! 46 00:02:38,772 --> 00:02:40,103 Now that you're here. . . 47 00:02:40,173 --> 00:02:41,765 Let me have the card . 48 00:02:41,842 --> 00:02:43,332 No, no. lt's silly. 49 00:02:43,410 --> 00:02:46,311 Just forget about it. lt's actually kind of corny. 50 00:02:46,379 --> 00:02:48,643 Hey, l brought that dress that you like. 51 00:02:48,715 --> 00:02:50,148 Want to watch me change? 52 00:02:50,217 --> 00:02:52,208 -No, hey, Donna. -Ah ! 53 00:02:52,285 --> 00:02:53,081 Don't read that. 54 00:02:53,153 --> 00:02:55,951 Come on . l like things that are corny. 55 00:03:01,394 --> 00:03:03,988 You're breaking up with me? 56 00:03:04,064 --> 00:03:05,759 ln a birthday card? 57 00:03:06,766 --> 00:03:08,290 Why? 58 00:03:08,368 --> 00:03:10,666 Well , they don't make breaking-up cards. 59 00:03:10,737 --> 00:03:12,671 [ Gasps ] l thought that. . . 60 00:03:12,739 --> 00:03:14,673 We had plans. 61 00:03:14,741 --> 00:03:17,369 [ Sighs, groans ] 62 00:03:19,412 --> 00:03:21,607 Donna, don't take this the wrong way. 63 00:03:21,681 --> 00:03:24,115 l decided to take somebody else to Tucson . 64 00:03:24,184 --> 00:03:25,446 Somebody else? 65 00:03:25,519 --> 00:03:26,884 Yeah . 66 00:03:28,221 --> 00:03:30,883 Linda from Lawn Chairs. 67 00:03:30,957 --> 00:03:33,585 Actually, it's Brenda in Barbecues. 68 00:03:34,261 --> 00:03:36,627 Look, Donna, you're a great girl . 69 00:03:36,696 --> 00:03:38,129 Really, you are. 70 00:03:38,198 --> 00:03:41,429 But with this promotion and transfer to Tucson , 71 00:03:41,501 --> 00:03:43,731 l just need to shake things up a bit. 72 00:03:43,803 --> 00:03:45,634 Business is business. 73 00:03:45,705 --> 00:03:47,935 Come on , Donna. Face it. 74 00:03:48,008 --> 00:03:50,306 You're a small-town girl . 75 00:03:50,377 --> 00:03:52,971 You belong here. 76 00:03:53,046 --> 00:03:55,276 ANNOUNCER: We're back with more ''Pure Oxygen ,'' 77 00:03:55,348 --> 00:03:56,713 talking to Sally Weston . 78 00:03:56,783 --> 00:03:58,045 Can you tell our viewers 79 00:03:58,118 --> 00:04:00,313 the moment you decided to change your life? 80 00:04:00,387 --> 00:04:02,014 l left my job at Big Lots 81 00:04:02,088 --> 00:04:04,579 and thought about becoming an alcoholic. 82 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:06,956 Just kidding. 83 00:04:07,961 --> 00:04:09,121 [ Sighs ] 84 00:04:11,398 --> 00:04:13,161 But then something happened. 85 00:04:13,233 --> 00:04:15,724 There l was with garbage in front of me. 86 00:04:15,802 --> 00:04:17,429 The worst moment of my life. 87 00:04:17,504 --> 00:04:19,404 l thought, ''What am l gonna do?'' 88 00:04:19,472 --> 00:04:21,463 For a second l was real scared . 89 00:04:21,541 --> 00:04:24,339 Since l was a girl , all l heard from people was, 90 00:04:24,411 --> 00:04:27,141 ''You are nothing . Nothing is what you deserve.'' 91 00:04:27,213 --> 00:04:29,147 But that night something clicked . 92 00:04:29,215 --> 00:04:32,275 And l just knew l was worth something . 93 00:04:32,352 --> 00:04:34,286 From a little girl in West Texas 94 00:04:34,354 --> 00:04:36,345 to the world's most famous flight attendant. 95 00:04:36,423 --> 00:04:39,517 Author of ''My Life in the Sky.'' Can we get a shot of that? 96 00:04:39,593 --> 00:04:40,719 Motivational speaker. 97 00:04:40,794 --> 00:04:42,694 l'm curious. Why'd you pick flying? 98 00:04:42,762 --> 00:04:45,788 No matter how much l love that sleepy little town , 99 00:04:45,865 --> 00:04:48,163 none of my dreams were waiting down there. 100 00:04:48,234 --> 00:04:50,896 They were waiting up there. 101 00:04:50,971 --> 00:04:54,930 And frankly, people, no matter where you're from , 102 00:04:55,008 --> 00:04:58,205 no matter who people think you are, 103 00:04:58,278 --> 00:05:01,213 you can be whatever you want. 104 00:05:01,915 --> 00:05:03,815 But you got to start right now. 105 00:05:03,883 --> 00:05:05,510 Right this second , in fact. 106 00:05:05,585 --> 00:05:06,984 But how? 107 00:05:07,587 --> 00:05:09,885 You should start by buying my book. 108 00:05:09,956 --> 00:05:12,015 l agree. But you can't have my copy. 109 00:05:12,092 --> 00:05:13,821 ''My Life in the Sky.'' 110 00:05:13,893 --> 00:05:16,225 We'll be right back with more ''Pure Oxygen .'' 111 00:05:29,809 --> 00:05:32,039 [ Tires screech ] 112 00:05:35,982 --> 00:05:37,973 l took Sally's advice. 113 00:05:38,051 --> 00:05:41,680 Sure, Sierra Airlines wasn't the biggest and the best. 114 00:05:41,755 --> 00:05:44,588 lt was the smallest and the absolute worst. 115 00:05:44,658 --> 00:05:47,286 But everybody has to start somewhere. 116 00:05:48,628 --> 00:05:51,324 Donna, why do you want to be a stewardess? 117 00:05:51,398 --> 00:05:54,492 Well , for all the travel opportunities. 118 00:05:54,567 --> 00:05:55,864 And for the excitement. 119 00:05:55,935 --> 00:05:59,496 We're a budget airline. We fly from Laughlin to Fresno. 120 00:05:59,572 --> 00:06:01,836 Once a week to Bakersfield . 121 00:06:02,842 --> 00:06:06,744 We got five planes. We fly gamblers and drunks. 122 00:06:06,813 --> 00:06:08,747 Right. 123 00:06:08,815 --> 00:06:11,409 l want to provide those gamblers and drunks 124 00:06:11,484 --> 00:06:14,009 with the best service in the sky. 125 00:06:15,455 --> 00:06:17,218 You're gonna love the uniform . 126 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:20,123 Our motto is ''Big hair, short skirts, 127 00:06:20,193 --> 00:06:22,684 and service with a smile.'' 128 00:06:24,431 --> 00:06:26,922 Sir, please fasten your seat belt. 129 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,763 [ Toilet flushes ] 130 00:06:32,138 --> 00:06:33,765 You nervous? 131 00:06:37,777 --> 00:06:39,142 l'm Sherry. 132 00:06:39,212 --> 00:06:40,736 Donna. 133 00:06:40,814 --> 00:06:42,281 Welcome to Sierra. 134 00:06:50,690 --> 00:06:53,625 As much as you can today, sweetie, just stick by me. 135 00:06:53,693 --> 00:06:57,060 l hear we're full , but it's a piece of cake. 136 00:06:57,130 --> 00:06:58,222 Okay. 137 00:07:09,075 --> 00:07:12,511 Okay, the overhead bins are closed and the cabin is secure. 138 00:07:12,579 --> 00:07:14,342 Good job. l'll do the safety. 139 00:07:14,414 --> 00:07:16,245 Go tell the captain we're ready. 140 00:07:16,316 --> 00:07:17,840 Okay. 141 00:07:21,488 --> 00:07:24,889 Welcome aboard Sierra Airlines flight 3 1 2 to Fresno. 142 00:07:24,958 --> 00:07:26,858 There are three emergency exits. 143 00:07:26,926 --> 00:07:28,985 Captain , we are -- 144 00:07:29,062 --> 00:07:30,927 [ Snoring ] 145 00:07:30,997 --> 00:07:32,328 Captain? 146 00:07:33,233 --> 00:07:34,461 ls he all right? 147 00:07:34,534 --> 00:07:36,161 Don't worry about him . 148 00:07:39,139 --> 00:07:40,697 He'll be fine. 149 00:07:40,774 --> 00:07:43,538 l'll poke him with a stick, and he'll get at it. 150 00:07:45,178 --> 00:07:47,203 lf not, l'll give him his blanky and . . . 151 00:07:47,313 --> 00:07:49,144 take matters into my own hands. 152 00:07:49,215 --> 00:07:50,807 Steve. Steve Bench . 153 00:07:51,484 --> 00:07:52,883 Call me Copilot Steve. 154 00:07:52,952 --> 00:07:55,284 l'm Donna Jensen . 155 00:07:55,355 --> 00:07:57,721 l'm a trainee. 156 00:07:57,791 --> 00:07:59,019 You nervous, Donna? 157 00:07:59,893 --> 00:08:01,121 Nah . 158 00:08:02,028 --> 00:08:04,121 Well , yeah . A little bit. 159 00:08:04,197 --> 00:08:04,856 Well , don't worry. 160 00:08:04,931 --> 00:08:08,833 l've had only two near-misses and a couple of minor crashes. 161 00:08:08,902 --> 00:08:12,303 l chalk it up to experience, and l'm feeling better about it. 162 00:08:13,573 --> 00:08:14,665 l'm joking . 163 00:08:16,576 --> 00:08:17,838 l knew that. 164 00:08:17,911 --> 00:08:22,314 lf there's anything l can do, you come up here. Okay? 165 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:35,851 Put your hands on your knees. 166 00:08:35,929 --> 00:08:38,921 They don't want them flailing about if we crash . 167 00:08:38,998 --> 00:08:41,489 * l'm gonna teach you * 168 00:08:41,568 --> 00:08:44,298 * All about lovin' * 169 00:08:44,370 --> 00:08:46,702 * Sit yourself down and take a seat * 170 00:08:46,773 --> 00:08:49,037 * All you gotta do is repeat after me * 171 00:08:49,108 --> 00:08:51,008 * A-B-C * 172 00:08:51,077 --> 00:08:53,238 * Easy as 1-2-3 * 173 00:08:53,313 --> 00:08:55,611 * As simple as do-re-mi * 174 00:08:55,682 --> 00:08:56,910 * A-B-C * 175 00:08:56,983 --> 00:09:00,419 * 1-2-3, baby, you and me, girl * 176 00:09:00,486 --> 00:09:02,511 lt's just like a roller coaster. 177 00:09:03,756 --> 00:09:05,883 You ever been on a plane before? 178 00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:07,950 Well , yeah . 179 00:09:08,027 --> 00:09:09,289 l mean , you know. 180 00:09:09,362 --> 00:09:12,058 Sometimes it helps if you don't look down . 181 00:09:12,131 --> 00:09:15,760 [ Breathing heavily ] l'm doing great. 182 00:09:17,036 --> 00:09:18,765 [ Whirring loudly ] 183 00:09:18,838 --> 00:09:20,237 Shit! 184 00:09:20,306 --> 00:09:22,866 -lt's just the wheels. -We lost the wheels? 185 00:09:22,942 --> 00:09:24,637 No, Donna. Relax. 186 00:09:24,711 --> 00:09:26,736 [ Breathing heavily ] l am relaxed ! 187 00:09:26,813 --> 00:09:27,802 [ Whimpers ] 188 00:09:28,815 --> 00:09:30,407 Oh ! Oh ! 189 00:09:30,483 --> 00:09:31,643 We're gonna crash ! 190 00:09:31,718 --> 00:09:33,811 Oh , my God ! We're gonna crash ! 191 00:09:33,887 --> 00:09:36,048 -Come back here! -We're gonna crash ! 192 00:09:36,122 --> 00:09:38,647 We're gonna crash ! 193 00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:41,449 [ Screams ] 194 00:09:41,527 --> 00:09:42,789 MAN : Sit down ! 195 00:09:42,862 --> 00:09:45,524 [ Screaming continues ] 196 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,164 SHERRY: Thank you . Fly with us again . 197 00:09:51,638 --> 00:09:53,833 -Enjoy the sights. -Thanks. 198 00:10:10,556 --> 00:10:12,786 How you doing? 199 00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:15,191 l was terrible. 200 00:10:15,261 --> 00:10:18,458 l couldn't walk. l spilled the coffee. 201 00:10:18,531 --> 00:10:21,227 l totally freaked out the passengers. 202 00:10:21,301 --> 00:10:23,826 lt wasn't exactly a frozen lake up there. 203 00:10:23,903 --> 00:10:28,067 Turbulence is tough . You'll get the hang of it. 204 00:10:28,141 --> 00:10:29,369 Am l gonna get fired? 205 00:10:29,442 --> 00:10:32,172 -l'm gonna get fired . -Nobody's getting fired . 206 00:10:32,245 --> 00:10:34,509 Really. You're gonna be a pro. 207 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:36,343 You're going places. 208 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:38,374 You think? 209 00:10:38,451 --> 00:10:41,887 l'm a pilot. lt's my job to know where people are going . 210 00:10:53,566 --> 00:10:54,555 One for you . 211 00:10:54,634 --> 00:10:57,034 Put your seat in the upright position . 212 00:10:59,772 --> 00:11:02,240 Ma'am , would you put your tray table up? 213 00:11:03,309 --> 00:11:06,278 To fasten your seat belt, insert the metal fitting . 214 00:11:06,346 --> 00:11:10,510 Before long, l was flying full-speed ahead. 215 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:13,643 l even got my own trainee. Christine. 216 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,381 There wasn't a lot to do on weekends. 217 00:11:15,455 --> 00:11:17,446 There was always tanning at Lake Havasu. 218 00:11:17,523 --> 00:11:20,651 l can't believe your boyfriend owns this whole houseboat. 219 00:11:20,727 --> 00:11:23,025 lf you don't marry him , l am gonna kill you . 220 00:11:23,096 --> 00:11:26,497 First of all , sweetie, Herb ain't asked me. 221 00:11:26,566 --> 00:11:28,500 Oh , my God ! 222 00:11:28,568 --> 00:11:29,535 What's wrong? 223 00:11:29,602 --> 00:11:31,399 [ Laughs ] My clasp broke. 224 00:11:31,471 --> 00:11:35,168 There's some safety pins in a shoebox in the bedroom closet. 225 00:11:35,241 --> 00:11:36,833 CHRlSTlNE : Go topless. 226 00:11:36,909 --> 00:11:39,104 You are a very bad influence on me. 227 00:11:39,178 --> 00:11:40,873 Thank you . 228 00:11:43,249 --> 00:11:45,080 [ Horn honks ] 229 00:11:48,087 --> 00:11:50,021 [ Horn honking ] 230 00:11:50,089 --> 00:11:53,115 SHERRY: Mmm-mmm . Lake Patrol at 2 :00. 231 00:11:54,627 --> 00:11:57,221 Hey, Sherry. Herb around? 232 00:11:57,296 --> 00:11:58,888 Don't know. Might be inside. 233 00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:01,092 What'd he do? Take a leak in the lake? 234 00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:04,295 The guy ran off with my flare gun and never returned it. 235 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:07,601 Well , you have my permission to teach that man a lesson . 236 00:12:07,673 --> 00:12:09,300 [ Chuckles ] 237 00:12:10,843 --> 00:12:13,573 Oh , Ted , this is Christine. 238 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:16,205 lt's a pleasure to meet you . 239 00:12:16,282 --> 00:12:20,446 Hey, let me know if you need any backup. 240 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,546 l might take you up on that. 241 00:12:28,761 --> 00:12:30,661 [ Clattering ] 242 00:12:35,701 --> 00:12:38,329 -[ Grunts ] Freeze! -[ Screams ] 243 00:12:38,404 --> 00:12:39,871 l am so sorry. 244 00:12:39,939 --> 00:12:42,100 l thought you were Herb. 245 00:12:42,175 --> 00:12:43,767 Do l look like a Herb? 246 00:12:44,343 --> 00:12:46,607 No, ma'am . You look nothing like a Herb. 247 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:47,976 l'd appreciate it 248 00:12:48,047 --> 00:12:50,777 if you could find it in your heart to forgive me. 249 00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:52,374 lt's all right. 250 00:12:52,452 --> 00:12:54,317 Who are you , anyway? 251 00:12:54,387 --> 00:12:56,252 l'm no one. l mean l'm Ted . 252 00:12:56,322 --> 00:12:57,482 My name's Ted . 253 00:12:57,557 --> 00:13:01,516 Well , Ted , l'm Donna. You can uncover your eyes now. 254 00:13:01,594 --> 00:13:04,324 lt's nice to meet you , Donna. 255 00:13:04,397 --> 00:13:08,026 My clasp broke. l was looking for a safety pin . 256 00:13:08,101 --> 00:13:10,865 Don't move. Help is on the way. 257 00:13:10,937 --> 00:13:12,666 Clasp, huh? 258 00:13:18,277 --> 00:13:20,142 What are you gonna do with those? 259 00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:21,703 Turn , please. 260 00:13:21,781 --> 00:13:23,510 [ Whistles ] 261 00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:32,189 Okay. 262 00:13:32,258 --> 00:13:33,691 You new around here? 263 00:13:33,759 --> 00:13:34,817 Yeah . 264 00:13:34,894 --> 00:13:37,021 l work with Sherry down at Sierra. 265 00:13:37,096 --> 00:13:38,154 Oh . 266 00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:39,220 Uh-huh . 267 00:13:39,298 --> 00:13:41,232 Okay. All set. 268 00:13:43,669 --> 00:13:44,601 Thank you . 269 00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:46,467 lt was the least l can do. 270 00:13:46,539 --> 00:13:49,531 Being that you're new around here, l have to tell you 271 00:13:49,609 --> 00:13:52,339 that it is my official duty to give all newcomers 272 00:13:52,411 --> 00:13:55,471 a special guided tour on my boat. 273 00:13:59,485 --> 00:14:01,316 -Oops. -Oops. There you go. 274 00:14:01,387 --> 00:14:02,149 Hey. 275 00:14:03,422 --> 00:14:05,083 You mind if l come with? 276 00:14:07,426 --> 00:14:09,291 Okay, sure. Yeah . 277 00:14:17,837 --> 00:14:22,774 * Suddenly you're in this fight alone * 278 00:14:25,912 --> 00:14:27,709 [ Engine roaring ] 279 00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:29,645 -Whoa! -Whoa! 280 00:14:32,518 --> 00:14:35,954 * And the night's the hardest time * 281 00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:40,550 * When the doubts run through your mind * 282 00:14:40,626 --> 00:14:45,461 * 'Cause suddenly you find yourself * 283 00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:48,898 [ Engine shuts off ] 284 00:14:50,303 --> 00:14:51,600 Beautiful , huh? 285 00:14:51,671 --> 00:14:53,605 Thank you . 286 00:14:53,673 --> 00:14:55,732 lt really is. 287 00:14:55,808 --> 00:14:58,606 Ted , would you oil my back? 288 00:14:58,678 --> 00:15:01,875 Okay. Yeah . 289 00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:04,744 -Thank you . -Sure. 290 00:15:06,619 --> 00:15:09,611 So, how'd you become an officer of the law? 291 00:15:09,689 --> 00:15:11,589 Oh , l'm not. 292 00:15:11,657 --> 00:15:13,488 l'm a student. A law student. 293 00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:16,187 Or l was. At Ohio State. 294 00:15:16,262 --> 00:15:18,127 My family's from Cleveland . 295 00:15:18,197 --> 00:15:19,528 Was? 296 00:15:19,599 --> 00:15:21,931 Yeah , l quit my final semester. 297 00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:24,629 And then l went bumming around for a few months. 298 00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:26,638 And now l'm here for a while. 299 00:15:26,706 --> 00:15:28,674 Yeah , l quit high school . 300 00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:32,006 Would you do my shoulders for me? 301 00:15:33,746 --> 00:15:35,270 Why'd you quit? 302 00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:36,975 -Well , l was. . . -l don't. . . 303 00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:39,975 Everything was on track. 304 00:15:40,052 --> 00:15:43,021 l was on my way to being a big-shot attorney. 305 00:15:43,089 --> 00:15:44,989 l had a hot law firm all lined up. 306 00:15:45,057 --> 00:15:48,185 And then l thought, ''What am l doing? 307 00:15:48,261 --> 00:15:49,523 ls this what l want?'' 308 00:15:49,595 --> 00:15:52,189 My whole life was over before it had begun . 309 00:15:52,265 --> 00:15:53,527 l wanted to travel . 310 00:15:53,599 --> 00:15:57,194 l wanted to see the world . Eat, drink, enjoy myself. 311 00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:59,500 And then l had this crazy idea 312 00:15:59,572 --> 00:16:04,839 that l would look for the thing that would make me most happy. 313 00:16:09,749 --> 00:16:12,513 Would you mind if l saw you next weekend? 314 00:16:15,354 --> 00:16:18,482 -No, l swear, they do! -[ Women giggling ] 315 00:16:18,557 --> 00:16:21,253 Can you believe we had to refuel here? 316 00:16:21,327 --> 00:16:23,852 l mean , where are we? Bedrock? 317 00:16:23,929 --> 00:16:26,329 -What was the bathroom like? -Awful . 318 00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:28,458 -l love that lipstick. -Chanel . 319 00:16:28,534 --> 00:16:30,798 Remind me. As soon as we get to New York. . . 320 00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:32,633 l have to go straight to Vuitton . 321 00:16:32,705 --> 00:16:35,230 -Are those new earrings? -The guy in Rome. 322 00:16:35,308 --> 00:16:38,368 The guy in London . Thank God we're out of here. 323 00:16:38,444 --> 00:16:40,537 l think l need to take a flea dip. 324 00:16:40,613 --> 00:16:41,944 [ Laughter ] 325 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:54,525 We better go. 326 00:16:56,696 --> 00:16:59,859 Don't forget you wanted to go to the gift shop 327 00:16:59,932 --> 00:17:00,864 and get a Toblerone. 328 00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:02,696 Right. 329 00:17:09,508 --> 00:17:10,600 You know what? 330 00:17:10,676 --> 00:17:11,870 What? 331 00:17:11,944 --> 00:17:13,878 We are as good as they are. 332 00:17:13,946 --> 00:17:15,072 -We are? -We are? 333 00:17:15,147 --> 00:17:16,944 We don't have to spend our lives 334 00:17:17,016 --> 00:17:19,541 working at Sierra for some weaselly ex-bookie. 335 00:17:19,618 --> 00:17:22,109 You know, l once worked for Pan Am . 336 00:17:22,188 --> 00:17:24,053 Three whole months. 337 00:17:24,123 --> 00:17:26,557 Uniforms were natural fiber. 338 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:27,751 What happened? 339 00:17:27,827 --> 00:17:29,226 They went bust. 340 00:17:29,295 --> 00:17:31,195 So you started working for Sierra? 341 00:17:31,263 --> 00:17:33,788 l needed a job. Nobody else was hiring . 342 00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:35,595 Well , they're hiring now. 343 00:17:39,305 --> 00:17:41,170 Royalty Airlines job fair. 344 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:45,142 This weekend at the Marriot Hotel in San Francisco. 345 00:17:47,079 --> 00:17:50,412 You guys, this could be so good . 346 00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:52,144 Who's in? 347 00:17:55,788 --> 00:17:57,415 * Oh, oh * 348 00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:59,754 * Livin' on a prayer * 349 00:17:59,825 --> 00:18:01,292 * Take my hand * 350 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,828 * We can make it, l swear * 351 00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:05,488 * Oh, oh * 352 00:18:05,564 --> 00:18:07,930 * Livin' on a prayer * 353 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,766 * Ohhh, we're halfway there * 354 00:18:11,837 --> 00:18:13,327 * Oh, Oh * 355 00:18:13,406 --> 00:18:15,397 * Livin' on a prayer * 356 00:18:15,474 --> 00:18:17,305 * Take my hand * 357 00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:19,469 * We'll make it, l swear * 358 00:18:19,545 --> 00:18:21,206 * Oh, Oh * 359 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,840 * Livin' on a prayer * 360 00:18:29,321 --> 00:18:30,982 WOMAN : This is our brochure. 361 00:18:31,056 --> 00:18:33,854 lf you have any questions, feel free to ask. 362 00:18:33,926 --> 00:18:37,555 ''No person may serve as a flight attendant 363 00:18:37,630 --> 00:18:39,621 unless that person has demonstrated 364 00:18:39,698 --> 00:18:41,689 to the pilot in command 365 00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:45,168 familiarity with the necessary functions 366 00:18:45,237 --> 00:18:47,831 to be performed in --'' Oh , my God . 367 00:18:47,907 --> 00:18:49,898 You dot your l's with little hearts? 368 00:18:49,975 --> 00:18:51,306 That's so cute. 369 00:18:51,377 --> 00:18:54,778 Yeah , well , it's my trademark. 370 00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:56,542 That and my hickeys. 371 00:18:57,950 --> 00:19:00,282 Well , a girl's got to have a skill . 372 00:19:00,352 --> 00:19:04,345 l was excited to be interviewed by the legendary John Whitney. 373 00:19:04,423 --> 00:19:06,687 He had been with Royalty a long time. 374 00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:08,885 Hi . 375 00:19:08,961 --> 00:19:10,656 l'm John Whitney. 376 00:19:11,363 --> 00:19:13,297 Maybe a little too long. 377 00:19:13,365 --> 00:19:14,730 This one. 378 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,894 Head of the Royalty flight- attendant trainee program . 379 00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:22,066 Tell me, why do you want to work for Royalty Airlines? 380 00:19:23,075 --> 00:19:26,670 l believe that l have a lot to offer your airline. 381 00:19:26,745 --> 00:19:29,373 Because the planes are. . . 382 00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:31,882 They're so much bigger. 383 00:19:32,451 --> 00:19:34,851 Oh . My gum . 384 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:38,356 Why do you want to work for Royalty Airlines? 385 00:19:38,424 --> 00:19:40,119 Oh , well . . . 386 00:19:40,192 --> 00:19:42,683 [ Chuckles ] l've got a lot of answers. 387 00:19:42,761 --> 00:19:44,820 l just got to think of the right one. 388 00:19:44,897 --> 00:19:47,661 Take your time. Collect. Gather. Go. 389 00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:50,497 Because l'm organized and efficient. 390 00:19:50,569 --> 00:19:53,163 l worked for Sierra Airlines, you know. 391 00:19:53,239 --> 00:19:55,673 l put that down there. 392 00:19:55,741 --> 00:19:57,538 Yeah , right above Hooters. 393 00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:58,702 Hooters. 394 00:19:58,777 --> 00:19:59,869 Right. Oh , yes. 395 00:19:59,945 --> 00:20:02,277 lf there is a task, l will not stop 396 00:20:02,348 --> 00:20:04,908 until l have completed it perfectly. 397 00:20:04,984 --> 00:20:06,417 Did l say ''organized''? 398 00:20:06,485 --> 00:20:08,282 -Got a question for you . -Okay. 399 00:20:08,354 --> 00:20:11,448 What's your tolerance level for pain? 400 00:20:11,524 --> 00:20:13,014 Physical pain . 401 00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:16,289 Like, sexual pain? 402 00:20:16,362 --> 00:20:18,557 Would you consider yourself a people person? 403 00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:20,462 Oh , definitely. Big people person . 404 00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:22,694 -Not just big people. -Not just giants. 405 00:20:22,768 --> 00:20:23,860 -You got it. -Okay. 406 00:20:23,936 --> 00:20:27,872 To learn and to follow through with all the tasks. 407 00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:29,805 l'm just gonna say a few words. 408 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:30,864 -Okay. -Okay. 409 00:20:30,943 --> 00:20:32,410 Didgeridoo. 410 00:20:32,478 --> 00:20:33,911 Scooby Doo-Doo. 411 00:20:33,979 --> 00:20:35,446 Tectonic plates. 412 00:20:35,514 --> 00:20:37,880 Tectonic plates. 413 00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:38,939 Dishware. 414 00:20:39,018 --> 00:20:41,782 -Do you handle surprises well? -[ Both laugh ] 415 00:20:41,854 --> 00:20:43,515 Do you handle surprises well? 416 00:20:43,589 --> 00:20:45,887 [ Both laugh ] 417 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,391 l scared you , didn't l? 418 00:20:47,459 --> 00:20:48,926 No, no. 419 00:20:48,994 --> 00:20:52,088 lt has always been my dream to work for the best. 420 00:20:52,164 --> 00:20:54,428 And l think you guys are the best. 421 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,627 That's just terrific. 422 00:20:56,702 --> 00:20:59,500 You're terrific, how about? 423 00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:04,571 No. This one. 424 00:21:04,643 --> 00:21:06,235 lt's called strabismus. 425 00:21:06,312 --> 00:21:10,180 There's no business like ''strobusiness.'' 426 00:21:10,249 --> 00:21:11,841 l get to make jokes. 427 00:21:13,986 --> 00:21:16,420 Does anything frighten you? 428 00:21:16,488 --> 00:21:18,183 Oh , you mean the eye? 429 00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:22,752 l didn't notice. 430 00:21:29,368 --> 00:21:30,892 Oh , my God . 431 00:21:30,970 --> 00:21:32,801 You're kidding . 432 00:21:32,871 --> 00:21:35,533 That's the way the cookie crumbles. 433 00:21:35,608 --> 00:21:37,633 But this is so unfair. 434 00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:40,736 You're a better flight attendant than we'll ever be. 435 00:21:40,813 --> 00:21:42,144 l'll be fine. 436 00:21:42,214 --> 00:21:45,741 l been thinking about quitting anyway. 437 00:21:48,387 --> 00:21:50,548 l'm sure gonna miss you guys. 438 00:21:50,623 --> 00:21:52,784 We're gonna miss you , too. 439 00:21:54,226 --> 00:21:58,356 Study hard . And make me proud . 440 00:22:03,702 --> 00:22:05,294 Congratulations to Donna Jensen . 441 00:22:05,371 --> 00:22:08,465 Getting into the Royalty Learning Center. 442 00:22:11,543 --> 00:22:14,808 [ Sighs ] l'm nervous. 443 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,745 People say it's really hard . 444 00:22:16,815 --> 00:22:19,545 A lot of people don't make it past the first two weeks. 445 00:22:19,618 --> 00:22:21,347 l don't want to be one of them . 446 00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:22,512 Are you kidding me? 447 00:22:22,588 --> 00:22:24,488 They would have never picked you 448 00:22:24,556 --> 00:22:26,683 unless they thought you could handle it. 449 00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:29,523 You're smart. You're beautiful . You're charming . 450 00:22:29,595 --> 00:22:30,926 You're gonna do great. 451 00:22:30,996 --> 00:22:31,928 Wow! 452 00:22:31,997 --> 00:22:34,397 You give one hell of a pep talk. 453 00:22:34,466 --> 00:22:38,300 l got a lot of that back home. My parents are big cheerleaders. 454 00:22:38,370 --> 00:22:41,897 Sally always says that the greatest asset somebody can have 455 00:22:41,974 --> 00:22:44,340 is having people who believe in them . 456 00:22:44,410 --> 00:22:46,207 Who's Sally? Your aunt? 457 00:22:46,278 --> 00:22:48,405 She's kind of like a friend . 458 00:22:50,082 --> 00:22:51,879 [ Donna laughing ] 459 00:22:51,950 --> 00:22:53,474 -Oh . -Yeah . 460 00:22:53,552 --> 00:22:56,817 Oh , you know, we're gonna have a little goodbye party 461 00:22:56,889 --> 00:22:59,119 Friday night from 7:00 to whenever. 462 00:22:59,191 --> 00:23:00,715 Oh , yeah . 463 00:23:00,793 --> 00:23:04,024 Well , l'm probably not gonna make it. 464 00:23:05,330 --> 00:23:06,627 Why not? 465 00:23:06,699 --> 00:23:09,827 l can be happy for you that you're leaving for an hour. 466 00:23:09,902 --> 00:23:13,201 But 7:00 till whenever, the smile won't last. 467 00:23:13,272 --> 00:23:16,901 Yeah , our timing is kind of terrible, huh? 468 00:23:16,975 --> 00:23:20,274 l had a really good time, and l was hoping you'd be a jerk 469 00:23:20,345 --> 00:23:24,372 so l wouldn't feel like l was missing out by moving to Texas. 470 00:23:26,652 --> 00:23:29,815 Well , l'm parked out there. 471 00:23:29,888 --> 00:23:31,822 Yeah , l'm . . . 472 00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:32,822 Right. 473 00:23:32,891 --> 00:23:34,188 So. . . 474 00:23:39,832 --> 00:23:41,231 [ Sighs ] 475 00:23:42,768 --> 00:23:45,999 The only kiss we got here is a goodbye kiss, 476 00:23:46,071 --> 00:23:50,167 which , as kisses go, not my favorite. 477 00:23:53,779 --> 00:23:55,508 So. . . [ Clears throat ] 478 00:23:57,349 --> 00:23:59,510 -Goodbye, Donna Jensen . -Bye. 479 00:23:59,585 --> 00:24:00,916 Good luck in school . 480 00:24:00,986 --> 00:24:02,044 Oh , thank you . 481 00:24:02,121 --> 00:24:04,112 Don't run with scissors. 482 00:24:10,863 --> 00:24:13,093 Why can't all choices be simple? 483 00:24:13,165 --> 00:24:15,326 Why can't they all be window or aisle? 484 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,594 Coffee or tea? 485 00:24:16,668 --> 00:24:19,102 Not career or romance. 486 00:24:19,171 --> 00:24:21,139 JOHN : B. That's a fun one. 487 00:24:21,206 --> 00:24:22,764 Now take off. [ Laughs ] 488 00:24:24,176 --> 00:24:26,167 -Hi . -Hi . 489 00:24:26,245 --> 00:24:27,439 l'm John Whitney. 490 00:24:27,513 --> 00:24:30,380 Head of the Royalty flight- attendant trainee program . 491 00:24:30,449 --> 00:24:32,781 Welcome and congratulations, Dana. 492 00:24:32,851 --> 00:24:34,478 lt's Donna. 493 00:24:35,087 --> 00:24:36,111 Sure. Okay. 494 00:24:36,188 --> 00:24:37,450 Good to see you , Mary. 495 00:24:37,523 --> 00:24:40,014 lt's Christine, actually. 496 00:24:40,092 --> 00:24:42,026 Sure. Okay. Great. 497 00:24:42,094 --> 00:24:45,393 What we have here is your Royalty Airlines amenities kit 498 00:24:45,464 --> 00:24:48,490 containing airport codes and regulation manuals, 499 00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:51,468 your registration packet, campus rules, 500 00:24:51,537 --> 00:24:54,301 and information about our mentor program . 501 00:24:54,373 --> 00:24:55,465 Yeah . 502 00:24:55,541 --> 00:24:59,477 You two will be staying in dorm C. 503 00:24:59,545 --> 00:25:02,480 That's a fun one. Yeah . Questions? 504 00:25:03,415 --> 00:25:04,973 None. Good . 505 00:25:05,050 --> 00:25:06,745 All right. Take off. 506 00:25:13,192 --> 00:25:14,216 -Hi . -Hi , Cindy. 507 00:25:14,293 --> 00:25:15,555 -Oh , my God . -Janette. 508 00:25:15,627 --> 00:25:16,685 Sure. Okay. 509 00:25:16,762 --> 00:25:19,287 Sally Weston is a mentor? 510 00:25:19,364 --> 00:25:20,729 Sally Weston ! 511 00:25:21,733 --> 00:25:24,759 So, who is this Sally Weston person , anyway? 512 00:25:25,771 --> 00:25:28,399 Who is Sally Weston? 513 00:25:29,641 --> 00:25:33,873 Only the author of ''My Life in the Sky.'' 514 00:25:33,946 --> 00:25:35,345 Hmm . 515 00:25:35,414 --> 00:25:38,747 Sally Weston represents an ideal 516 00:25:38,817 --> 00:25:41,547 of poise and beauty and accomplishment 517 00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:44,589 that every flight attendant should strive to achieve. 518 00:25:47,025 --> 00:25:49,016 Oh , l like her hair. 519 00:25:49,094 --> 00:25:52,063 [ Telephone rings ] 520 00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:53,654 Hello? 521 00:25:53,732 --> 00:25:55,029 Yes, this is she. 522 00:25:56,902 --> 00:25:58,199 We'd love to. 523 00:26:03,041 --> 00:26:04,941 Oh , my God . 524 00:26:11,016 --> 00:26:17,216 * Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon? * 525 00:26:17,289 --> 00:26:22,556 * Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon? * 526 00:26:22,628 --> 00:26:26,086 * We could float among the stars together * 527 00:26:26,164 --> 00:26:28,155 * You and l * 528 00:26:28,233 --> 00:26:34,866 * For we can fly * 529 00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:37,101 * Up-up and away * 530 00:26:37,175 --> 00:26:40,338 Howdy! Welcome aboard ! 531 00:26:40,412 --> 00:26:42,277 ALL: Howdy! 532 00:26:42,347 --> 00:26:43,473 More white wine, girls? 533 00:26:43,548 --> 00:26:45,140 ALL: Yes, please. 534 00:26:45,217 --> 00:26:47,617 Oh , l'm sorry. How about you , Randy? 535 00:26:47,686 --> 00:26:50,154 Just consider me one of the girls, Mr. W. 536 00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:53,191 This is a really big house you have, Mrs. Weston . 537 00:26:53,258 --> 00:26:54,657 Thank you . Jack built it. 538 00:26:54,726 --> 00:26:57,422 Along with the rest of Rancho Esmeralda community. 539 00:26:57,496 --> 00:27:00,431 -The whole thing? -With my bare hands. 540 00:27:00,499 --> 00:27:01,693 How did you all meet? 541 00:27:01,767 --> 00:27:04,258 Oh , that is a cute story. 542 00:27:04,336 --> 00:27:08,705 Jack was flying to Maui to build the Kaanapali Towers resort. 543 00:27:08,774 --> 00:27:11,140 l was serving him . This was first-class. 544 00:27:11,209 --> 00:27:14,667 He must have pushed that call button 20 times. 545 00:27:14,746 --> 00:27:18,341 ''More warm nuts. More warm nuts.'' 546 00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:21,682 No man alive could eat that many warm nuts. 547 00:27:21,753 --> 00:27:24,313 So then , when l saw this huge pile 548 00:27:24,389 --> 00:27:27,756 of warm nuts under his seat, it hit me. 549 00:27:27,826 --> 00:27:30,693 lt wasn't the nuts he wanted . lt was me! 550 00:27:30,762 --> 00:27:32,457 ALL: Oh ! 551 00:27:33,398 --> 00:27:36,526 Where have you been all my life, Mr. Man? 552 00:27:36,601 --> 00:27:39,798 What was it like, Mrs. Weston , when you started flying? 553 00:27:39,871 --> 00:27:41,498 Sally, please. 554 00:27:41,573 --> 00:27:43,131 Oh , it was wonderful . 555 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:45,039 The exotic cities. 556 00:27:45,110 --> 00:27:48,409 Yeah , l hear all those Europe guys are uncircumcised . 557 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,471 Nope. Not all . 558 00:27:51,350 --> 00:27:55,878 So, is it difficult to get those international routes? 559 00:27:55,954 --> 00:27:58,718 -You have to have seniority. -Should l apply now? 560 00:27:58,790 --> 00:28:01,725 And even then , you have to speak several languages 561 00:28:01,793 --> 00:28:03,727 and serve impeccably. 562 00:28:03,795 --> 00:28:06,889 Oh , but it was worth it. lt was different then . 563 00:28:06,965 --> 00:28:08,899 People dressed for flights. 564 00:28:08,967 --> 00:28:11,959 lt was like every night going to the opera. 565 00:28:12,037 --> 00:28:14,096 Every night was. . . 566 00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:16,871 Magic. 567 00:28:42,701 --> 00:28:43,963 -Oh ! -[ Laughs ] 568 00:28:44,036 --> 00:28:45,970 -You scared me. -Sorry. 569 00:28:46,038 --> 00:28:48,666 There's something l want to show you . 570 00:29:06,491 --> 00:29:08,083 This is all yours? 571 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,422 You bet. 572 00:29:09,494 --> 00:29:11,758 lt's everything l wanted . 573 00:29:11,830 --> 00:29:15,425 You can have everything you want, too, if you stay focused . 574 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:18,162 Follow your head , not your heart. 575 00:29:18,236 --> 00:29:19,601 What do you mean? 576 00:29:19,671 --> 00:29:23,402 l sense something in you , Donna. Something special . 577 00:29:25,043 --> 00:29:26,135 What is it? 578 00:29:26,211 --> 00:29:27,439 Hunger. 579 00:29:27,512 --> 00:29:28,604 You do? 580 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,580 Mm-hmm . l had it myself. 581 00:29:30,649 --> 00:29:33,083 l wanted Paris. First-class international . 582 00:29:33,151 --> 00:29:34,675 And nothing less. 583 00:29:34,753 --> 00:29:38,553 So today this is all mine. 584 00:29:39,658 --> 00:29:41,990 You're just like me, Donna. 585 00:29:42,060 --> 00:29:44,494 My old uniform . 586 00:29:44,563 --> 00:29:47,589 Oh , that is so beautiful . 587 00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:50,260 Well , of course it is. We're Royalty. 588 00:29:54,072 --> 00:29:56,632 Oh , it suits you . 589 00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:57,936 Feel the fabric. 590 00:29:59,544 --> 00:30:01,136 lt's so. . . 591 00:30:01,213 --> 00:30:02,942 Soft? 592 00:30:04,883 --> 00:30:06,908 And luxurious? 593 00:30:08,687 --> 00:30:12,851 Paris. First-class international . 594 00:30:12,924 --> 00:30:13,982 Donna, say it. 595 00:30:14,059 --> 00:30:18,155 Paris. First-class international . 596 00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:20,357 lt's the only road to happiness. 597 00:30:20,432 --> 00:30:25,131 Paris. First-class international . 598 00:30:25,203 --> 00:30:27,797 lt's your destiny. 599 00:30:27,873 --> 00:30:29,864 [ Exhales deeply ] 600 00:30:39,251 --> 00:30:40,843 Ten-hut! 601 00:30:40,919 --> 00:30:43,319 At ease. [ Chuckles ] 602 00:30:43,388 --> 00:30:45,322 Welcome aboard . 603 00:30:45,390 --> 00:30:48,655 You should all be very, very proud . 604 00:30:48,727 --> 00:30:50,592 The simple fact that you're here 605 00:30:50,662 --> 00:30:52,357 at the Royalty Learning Center 606 00:30:52,430 --> 00:30:55,866 means you've joined a very special family. 607 00:30:55,934 --> 00:30:58,869 The Royal . . .ty family. 608 00:30:58,937 --> 00:31:01,497 Our first goal here at Royalty Airlines 609 00:31:01,573 --> 00:31:04,269 is to bring back the style and the glamour 610 00:31:04,342 --> 00:31:06,936 to the art of flying . 611 00:31:07,012 --> 00:31:09,606 ln the coming weeks, l'll impart to you 612 00:31:09,681 --> 00:31:11,615 the necessary hands-on training 613 00:31:11,683 --> 00:31:14,516 for you to function at the highest level . 614 00:31:16,421 --> 00:31:17,911 Up there. 615 00:31:17,989 --> 00:31:20,219 But don't expect an easy road . 616 00:31:20,292 --> 00:31:21,759 [ Laughing ] No, no, no. 617 00:31:21,826 --> 00:31:24,454 An easy road -- comma -- don't expect one. 618 00:31:24,529 --> 00:31:27,726 l will not hold your hand . l'm not even gonna touch it. 619 00:31:27,799 --> 00:31:29,232 [ Laughter ] 620 00:31:29,301 --> 00:31:32,361 Now, what l want all of you to do is to stand up. 621 00:31:32,437 --> 00:31:34,735 Come on . Let's go. Stand up. 622 00:31:34,806 --> 00:31:37,969 And l want you to look underneath your seat. Go ahead . 623 00:31:38,043 --> 00:31:43,140 Taped to the bottom , each of you will find a $ 1 bill . 624 00:31:43,215 --> 00:31:46,116 Now, what did we learn from this exercise? 625 00:31:47,352 --> 00:31:51,948 We learned you have to get off your ass to make a buck. 626 00:31:52,023 --> 00:31:54,150 [ Laughter ] 627 00:31:54,993 --> 00:31:56,255 Down . 628 00:31:56,328 --> 00:31:57,920 [ Chuckling ] Thank you . 629 00:31:57,996 --> 00:32:01,932 Now, we don't actually learn to make bucks here, 630 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,801 but we do learn to treat our passengers. . . 631 00:32:08,273 --> 00:32:10,070 . . .like royalty. 632 00:32:10,141 --> 00:32:11,165 Yeah . 633 00:32:11,243 --> 00:32:13,768 So, shall we get started? 634 00:32:16,514 --> 00:32:17,742 [ Buzzer ] 635 00:32:17,816 --> 00:32:20,649 There's an oxygen mask up above you . . . 636 00:32:20,719 --> 00:32:22,983 ALL: On a hidden shelf. 637 00:32:23,054 --> 00:32:25,989 Before helping the people who love you , 638 00:32:26,057 --> 00:32:28,252 put it on yourself. 639 00:32:28,326 --> 00:32:29,588 -Excuse me, miss. -Yes? 640 00:32:29,661 --> 00:32:31,094 This is first class. 641 00:32:31,162 --> 00:32:33,892 l want my hand towels. l want my little booties. 642 00:32:33,965 --> 00:32:35,728 And l want my warm nuts! 643 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,097 Warm nuts. Here you go. 644 00:32:37,168 --> 00:32:38,897 You call these warm nuts? 645 00:32:38,970 --> 00:32:41,302 l've felt warmer nuts on a polar bear! 646 00:32:41,373 --> 00:32:42,965 -Stop it! -[ Woman gasps ] 647 00:32:43,041 --> 00:32:44,736 No. 648 00:32:44,809 --> 00:32:46,572 What did we learn here? 649 00:32:46,645 --> 00:32:50,479 Upon encountering a DP, or a disgruntled passenger, 650 00:32:50,548 --> 00:32:51,708 take the following steps. 651 00:32:51,783 --> 00:32:53,717 ''A'' -- Listen . 652 00:32:53,785 --> 00:32:55,582 Two -- Acknowledge. 653 00:32:55,654 --> 00:32:58,282 And ''C'' -- Explain . 654 00:32:58,356 --> 00:33:00,950 And on a more personal note, 655 00:33:01,026 --> 00:33:04,325 l have actually felt a polar bear's nuts. Yeah . 656 00:33:04,396 --> 00:33:05,624 Quite toasty warm . 657 00:33:05,697 --> 00:33:06,686 [ Buzzer ] 658 00:33:06,765 --> 00:33:08,289 Get those masks on ! 659 00:33:08,366 --> 00:33:09,560 Louder! 660 00:33:09,634 --> 00:33:13,070 [ Muffled ] There's an oxygen mask up above you 661 00:33:13,138 --> 00:33:14,537 on a hidden shelf. 662 00:33:14,606 --> 00:33:17,666 Before helping the people who love you . . . 663 00:33:17,742 --> 00:33:19,676 JOHN : We learned to keep our heads, 664 00:33:19,744 --> 00:33:22,907 to stay calm , and to not get freaked out, okay? 665 00:33:22,981 --> 00:33:25,142 Just remember the H .A.L.T. principle. 666 00:33:25,216 --> 00:33:29,619 Disgruntled passengers are hungry, angry, lonely, tired , 667 00:33:29,688 --> 00:33:31,553 and have a skewed vision of the world . 668 00:33:31,623 --> 00:33:33,215 Okay. So that's H .A.L.T.S . 669 00:33:33,291 --> 00:33:36,089 Hungry, angry, lonely, tired , skewed vision . 670 00:33:36,161 --> 00:33:38,356 H .A.L.T.S .V.W. 671 00:33:38,430 --> 00:33:39,192 Go! 672 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,992 ''Asses the window --'' 673 00:33:44,069 --> 00:33:45,331 Okay. Stop. 674 00:33:45,403 --> 00:33:46,870 CHRlSTlNE : What? 675 00:33:46,938 --> 00:33:52,342 lt's assess the window. Not ''asses'' the window. 676 00:33:52,410 --> 00:33:56,039 You put the wrong em-phasis on the wrong syl-lable. 677 00:33:56,114 --> 00:33:57,945 . . .with a skewed world view, 678 00:33:58,016 --> 00:34:01,918 so really, it's V.l .C.T.l .M.S .W.V. 679 00:34:01,986 --> 00:34:03,214 But you get my point. 680 00:34:04,289 --> 00:34:06,519 Assess the window! ls it good to go? 681 00:34:06,591 --> 00:34:08,252 Drop! Drop! 682 00:34:08,326 --> 00:34:11,124 Remove your shoes! Don't take anything with you ! 683 00:34:11,196 --> 00:34:12,458 Whoa! Yes. 684 00:34:12,530 --> 00:34:15,226 Eleven seconds! The trainee record ! 685 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:18,736 [ Cheers and applause ] 686 00:34:20,638 --> 00:34:22,299 [ Mumbling ] 687 00:34:25,677 --> 00:34:26,871 What's the matter? 688 00:34:26,945 --> 00:34:30,472 Who am l kidding? l'm never gonna fly a 7 4 7. 689 00:34:30,548 --> 00:34:33,608 Headed right for Royalty Express. 690 00:34:33,685 --> 00:34:35,949 Probably wind up in Cleveland . 691 00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:39,114 Christine, stop being so hard on yourself. 692 00:34:39,190 --> 00:34:42,318 -You just have to concentrate. -That's easy for you to say. 693 00:34:42,394 --> 00:34:44,954 You're headed for New York and London . 694 00:34:45,029 --> 00:34:47,657 l am not smarter than you , okay? 695 00:34:47,732 --> 00:34:51,793 Who cares, anyway, what to do in a water landing? 696 00:34:51,870 --> 00:34:53,804 They don't land in the damn water. 697 00:34:53,872 --> 00:34:54,998 They crash . 698 00:34:57,075 --> 00:35:00,169 People always say that everyone's good at something . 699 00:35:00,245 --> 00:35:03,612 That everyone has some sort of hidden skill . 700 00:35:05,583 --> 00:35:07,517 What if l don't? 701 00:35:07,585 --> 00:35:10,315 What if there's nothing that l'm good at? 702 00:35:10,388 --> 00:35:12,583 What about your hickeys? 703 00:35:15,293 --> 00:35:17,784 Yeah . 704 00:35:17,862 --> 00:35:21,195 Oh . Come on . 705 00:35:21,266 --> 00:35:23,427 Would you stop beating yourself up? 706 00:35:23,501 --> 00:35:26,026 You are gonna get through this. 707 00:35:26,104 --> 00:35:27,696 Here's what we're gonna do. 708 00:35:27,772 --> 00:35:30,104 Dry those little eyes. 709 00:35:35,013 --> 00:35:36,605 Where'd you get these? 710 00:35:36,681 --> 00:35:39,445 Oh , from Sally Weston's house. 711 00:35:39,517 --> 00:35:43,351 There's a whole bunch of them . Aren't they cool? 712 00:35:44,022 --> 00:35:45,353 You stole them? 713 00:35:45,423 --> 00:35:48,324 No. They're guest soap. 714 00:35:48,393 --> 00:35:49,985 We were guests. 715 00:35:50,061 --> 00:35:52,120 They were there for us. 716 00:35:55,133 --> 00:35:58,625 Yeah , to use, you know? Not to take. 717 00:35:59,304 --> 00:36:00,794 Come on . Everybody does it. 718 00:36:00,872 --> 00:36:02,169 lt's no big deal . 719 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:05,073 Excuse me. Didn't you read chapter 7? 720 00:36:05,143 --> 00:36:08,579 -Chapter 7. -Employment and ethics. 721 00:36:08,646 --> 00:36:11,513 lf you get caught stealing anything , 722 00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:13,551 you will get fired like that. 723 00:36:15,086 --> 00:36:18,078 You're not mad at me, are you? 724 00:36:19,491 --> 00:36:20,856 No. 725 00:36:41,779 --> 00:36:43,110 Yes! 726 00:36:44,782 --> 00:36:46,579 [ Bell rings ] 727 00:36:46,651 --> 00:36:47,845 Time's up. 728 00:36:47,919 --> 00:36:50,444 Pencils down . Books closed . 729 00:36:50,522 --> 00:36:53,047 Remember to write your identification number 730 00:36:53,124 --> 00:36:56,560 on the front of the exam booklet and pass it forward . 731 00:37:00,465 --> 00:37:02,365 So, how'd you do? 732 00:37:02,433 --> 00:37:05,061 New York, here l come. 733 00:37:05,136 --> 00:37:06,398 [ Applause ] 734 00:37:06,471 --> 00:37:08,200 SALLY: Thank you . 735 00:37:08,273 --> 00:37:11,037 Thanks so much for listening . Thank you . 736 00:37:13,611 --> 00:37:15,272 Can l get my picture with you? 737 00:37:15,346 --> 00:37:17,940 l would love that. Where do you want to do it? 738 00:37:18,016 --> 00:37:20,416 -Okay. -Can you get the ''R'' in it? 739 00:37:20,485 --> 00:37:21,782 Say ''Royalty.'' 740 00:37:21,853 --> 00:37:25,152 Repeat after me. First-class international . 741 00:37:25,223 --> 00:37:27,987 DONNA: First-class international . 742 00:37:29,827 --> 00:37:32,022 WOMAN : Cincinnati . That's not that bad . 743 00:37:32,096 --> 00:37:35,259 MAN : Miami ! l got Miami ! 744 00:37:37,635 --> 00:37:39,398 Oh , my God ! 745 00:37:39,470 --> 00:37:41,802 Oh , my God ! l can't believe it! 746 00:37:41,873 --> 00:37:44,967 [ Cheering , laughter ] 747 00:37:45,043 --> 00:37:46,476 Hey, Donna! 748 00:37:46,544 --> 00:37:49,570 l got New York. [ Laughs ] 749 00:37:49,647 --> 00:37:52,013 There must be some mistake. 750 00:37:52,083 --> 00:37:55,917 Ms. Jensen , try and take this news with the poise and grace 751 00:37:55,987 --> 00:37:58,820 that one associates with Royalty Airlines. 752 00:37:58,890 --> 00:38:02,121 We expect our employees to behave in a professional manner 753 00:38:02,193 --> 00:38:04,423 and to handle setbacks with integrity. 754 00:38:04,495 --> 00:38:06,429 Screw integrity! 755 00:38:06,497 --> 00:38:09,364 l am not going back to commuter! 756 00:38:10,468 --> 00:38:12,459 DONNA: Oh , my God . 757 00:38:12,537 --> 00:38:14,471 l can't believe this is happening . 758 00:38:14,539 --> 00:38:16,131 This cannot be happening . 759 00:38:16,207 --> 00:38:19,335 JOHN : Royalty Express, although commuter, 760 00:38:19,410 --> 00:38:22,641 is still a member of the Royalty family, okay? 761 00:38:22,714 --> 00:38:24,614 lt's not my destiny. 762 00:38:24,682 --> 00:38:26,513 l want my destiny. 763 00:38:26,584 --> 00:38:27,846 Well , l'm sorry. 764 00:38:27,919 --> 00:38:30,888 But you'll be eligible to reapply after one year. 765 00:38:30,955 --> 00:38:32,217 One year? 766 00:38:32,290 --> 00:38:35,782 l was the best in my class. You were there. 767 00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:38,988 l've seen it a hundred times. 768 00:38:39,063 --> 00:38:40,655 You peaked too soon . 769 00:38:40,732 --> 00:38:42,529 l don't understand . 770 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,192 How do l explain this? 771 00:38:44,268 --> 00:38:47,294 You're what we in the trainee business call 772 00:38:47,372 --> 00:38:48,964 a ''peak-too-sooner.'' 773 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,667 Yeah . 774 00:38:50,742 --> 00:38:52,607 lt happens. 775 00:38:52,677 --> 00:38:56,044 l aced that test. l want to see it. 776 00:38:56,114 --> 00:38:58,514 -That's not procedure. -Call Sally Weston . 777 00:38:58,583 --> 00:39:02,417 -She'll tell you . -Sally Weston . 778 00:39:02,487 --> 00:39:05,615 Although an excellent mentor, 779 00:39:05,690 --> 00:39:07,817 she has no authority in these matters. 780 00:39:07,892 --> 00:39:10,087 -That is bullshit. -Want to know what's bullshit? 781 00:39:10,161 --> 00:39:12,652 Eye exams! That's what's bullshit! 782 00:39:12,730 --> 00:39:14,994 l wanted my destiny, too, you know! 783 00:39:15,066 --> 00:39:18,331 l wanted to be a flight attendant, but no! 784 00:39:18,403 --> 00:39:22,430 There's a shit stick out there called procedure, Ms. Jensen ! 785 00:39:22,507 --> 00:39:23,906 And l'm here to tell you 786 00:39:23,975 --> 00:39:26,842 that everyone gets hit with the shit stick! 787 00:39:26,911 --> 00:39:29,505 Eye exam ! Eye exam ! Eye exam ! 788 00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:32,413 [ Breathing heavily ] 789 00:39:32,483 --> 00:39:35,111 Forgive me. [ Chuckles ] 790 00:39:35,186 --> 00:39:37,916 Dr. Tim at the center says when l get like this, 791 00:39:37,989 --> 00:39:39,786 l need to refocus. 792 00:39:39,857 --> 00:39:42,917 So just give me a second , okay? 793 00:39:44,228 --> 00:39:45,889 [ Bell rings ] 794 00:39:45,963 --> 00:39:48,796 [ Chanting softly ] 795 00:39:54,539 --> 00:39:56,803 [ Exhales deeply ] 796 00:39:56,874 --> 00:39:58,637 Better. Okay. 797 00:39:58,710 --> 00:40:03,238 Look, you can fly Royalty Express for a year, 798 00:40:03,314 --> 00:40:05,373 or you can leave the airline. 799 00:40:07,518 --> 00:40:08,951 Where am l going? 800 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:11,181 Let me have a look here. 801 00:40:14,525 --> 00:40:18,291 Welcome to Cleveland Hopkins lnternational Airport. 802 00:40:18,362 --> 00:40:21,422 Remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete stop 803 00:40:21,499 --> 00:40:24,093 and the captain has turned off the ''fasten seat belt'' sign . 804 00:40:24,168 --> 00:40:26,295 We know you have a choice when you travel . 805 00:40:26,370 --> 00:40:29,806 We thank you for choosing Royalty Express. 806 00:40:30,575 --> 00:40:34,011 l don't know if l mentioned it. l'm glad l'm working with you . 807 00:40:34,078 --> 00:40:36,342 ln Cleveland ! Don't you love it? 808 00:40:36,414 --> 00:40:38,507 Terminal Tower. Lake Erie. 809 00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:40,448 lt's like Paris, except everybody speaks English 810 00:40:40,518 --> 00:40:42,247 and they're 30 pounds overweight. 811 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,254 We are gonna look so thin . 812 00:40:44,522 --> 00:40:47,082 WOMAN : When you meet someone in the daytime, 813 00:40:47,158 --> 00:40:49,649 you can greet them with ''Bonjour!'' 814 00:40:49,727 --> 00:40:50,989 DONNA: Bonjour! 815 00:40:51,062 --> 00:40:53,428 -Bonjour! -Bonjour! 816 00:40:53,498 --> 00:40:58,435 lf you are talking to a man , you usually add ''monsieur. '' 817 00:40:58,503 --> 00:40:59,765 Bonjour, monsieur. 818 00:40:59,837 --> 00:41:01,361 Bonjour, monsieur. 819 00:41:01,439 --> 00:41:06,399 -Bonjour, monsieur. -Bonjour, monsieur. 820 00:41:10,047 --> 00:41:11,514 Good afternoon . 821 00:41:11,582 --> 00:41:14,278 Welcome aboard Royalty Express flight 2 7. 822 00:41:14,352 --> 00:41:17,685 Two in the rear and two in the front. 823 00:41:17,755 --> 00:41:20,383 -Cheese sandwich for you? -Thanks. 824 00:41:20,458 --> 00:41:21,789 Cheese. 825 00:41:21,859 --> 00:41:23,383 We have one cheese left. 826 00:41:23,461 --> 00:41:26,988 -Bologna or cheese? -Whatever. 827 00:41:36,574 --> 00:41:38,166 Can l take this chair? 828 00:41:38,242 --> 00:41:40,005 Sure. 829 00:41:40,077 --> 00:41:41,339 -Hey! -What? 830 00:41:41,412 --> 00:41:43,004 You told me to take it. 831 00:41:44,081 --> 00:41:45,173 Ted ! 832 00:41:45,249 --> 00:41:46,876 Hey, Donna. 833 00:41:46,951 --> 00:41:48,680 Oh , my God ! 834 00:41:48,753 --> 00:41:50,345 l'm great. 835 00:41:52,623 --> 00:41:55,148 Oh . You didn't ask me how l was. 836 00:41:55,226 --> 00:41:57,194 No, but now that you told me. 837 00:41:57,261 --> 00:41:59,695 What are you doing in Cleveland? 838 00:41:59,764 --> 00:42:02,494 l live here. Around the corner. Yeah . 839 00:42:02,567 --> 00:42:04,831 This is Royalty's hub. 840 00:42:04,902 --> 00:42:06,665 Well , express. 841 00:42:06,737 --> 00:42:08,068 You're kidding . 842 00:42:08,139 --> 00:42:09,265 MARY: Ted . 843 00:42:10,808 --> 00:42:12,867 Oh , one sec. 844 00:42:12,944 --> 00:42:15,504 That's my partner, Mary. 845 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,206 Hello. 846 00:42:17,281 --> 00:42:18,771 Hi . 847 00:42:18,850 --> 00:42:20,943 Wow. 848 00:42:21,018 --> 00:42:22,349 She's pretty. 849 00:42:22,420 --> 00:42:24,115 Oh , no. My school partner. 850 00:42:24,989 --> 00:42:26,422 Oh . 851 00:42:27,124 --> 00:42:28,591 l'm in law school . 852 00:42:28,659 --> 00:42:30,752 Oh , my God ! 853 00:42:30,828 --> 00:42:32,625 That is so great. 854 00:42:32,697 --> 00:42:34,688 lt's unbelievable, huh? 855 00:42:34,765 --> 00:42:36,960 So l've got one year in Cleveland . 856 00:42:37,034 --> 00:42:38,899 Then l can reapply. 857 00:42:38,970 --> 00:42:43,066 l've been here for six weeks, and it's not so bad . 858 00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:45,131 Well , you're basically halfway there 859 00:42:45,209 --> 00:42:48,838 if you're just really, really bad at math . 860 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,948 So, why'd you go back to law school? 861 00:42:52,016 --> 00:42:54,246 l had dinner with this incredible woman 862 00:42:54,318 --> 00:42:57,253 who was charging after her dreams and not hiding out. 863 00:42:57,321 --> 00:42:59,551 l thought to myself, ''l could do that.'' 864 00:42:59,624 --> 00:43:02,422 So l'm here now for a year. lt's flying by. 865 00:43:02,493 --> 00:43:05,326 l really miss my family, which is uncool . 866 00:43:05,396 --> 00:43:07,990 So please don't tell anybody l told you . 867 00:43:08,065 --> 00:43:09,157 l promise. 868 00:43:09,233 --> 00:43:10,894 Okay, here's how l look at it. 869 00:43:10,968 --> 00:43:14,096 Cleveland is like this great, big , giant waiting room . 870 00:43:14,171 --> 00:43:16,605 All we have to do is put in our year 871 00:43:16,674 --> 00:43:18,505 and somebody's gonna call our name. 872 00:43:18,576 --> 00:43:21,340 Cleveland's like this great, big dentist's office, 873 00:43:21,412 --> 00:43:23,004 and we're next on the list. 874 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,843 Exactly. 875 00:43:24,916 --> 00:43:26,178 Now all we have to do 876 00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:28,912 is think about something to occupy our time. 877 00:43:30,154 --> 00:43:32,213 Mm-hmm . 878 00:43:32,890 --> 00:43:34,551 Hmm . 879 00:43:35,359 --> 00:43:39,796 * For once in my life, l have someone who needs me * 880 00:43:39,864 --> 00:43:43,630 * Someone l've needed so long * 881 00:43:43,701 --> 00:43:48,468 * For once, unafraid, l can go where life leads me * 882 00:43:48,539 --> 00:43:52,134 * Somehow l know l'll be strong * 883 00:43:52,209 --> 00:43:54,370 * For once, l can touch * 884 00:43:54,445 --> 00:43:57,608 * What my heart used to dream of * 885 00:43:57,682 --> 00:44:00,344 Sometimes, just when you brace yourself 886 00:44:00,418 --> 00:44:01,942 for a really bumpy flight, 887 00:44:02,019 --> 00:44:05,614 it's amazing how the skies can suddenly clear. 888 00:44:05,690 --> 00:44:07,555 But between my busy schedule 889 00:44:07,625 --> 00:44:10,116 and the extra job Ted took to pay for school, 890 00:44:10,194 --> 00:44:12,287 l spent too many nights ordering pizza 891 00:44:12,363 --> 00:44:14,456 and watching TN T. 892 00:44:15,266 --> 00:44:17,131 [ Knock on door ] 893 00:44:17,201 --> 00:44:19,533 Just a minute. 894 00:44:22,974 --> 00:44:25,238 Small cheese pizza with everything . 895 00:44:25,309 --> 00:44:27,004 $8 even . 896 00:44:33,918 --> 00:44:36,682 Just call me a sucker for a man in uniform. 897 00:44:37,755 --> 00:44:40,246 l cannot believe we got this route. 898 00:44:40,324 --> 00:44:43,691 Oh , my God . A real business class? 899 00:44:43,761 --> 00:44:46,093 [ Laughs ] 900 00:44:46,163 --> 00:44:48,597 And guess what l get to do in half an hour. 901 00:44:48,666 --> 00:44:50,429 -Bake cookies. -Oh , my God . 902 00:44:50,501 --> 00:44:53,334 You are so not Royalty Express material . 903 00:44:53,404 --> 00:44:55,429 l can't believe on a test you're as bad as me. 904 00:44:55,506 --> 00:44:56,734 You studied like crazy. 905 00:44:56,807 --> 00:44:58,832 Get out of here. 906 00:45:07,952 --> 00:45:09,544 The more l think about that test, 907 00:45:09,620 --> 00:45:13,181 the more convinced l am that something got screwed up. 908 00:45:13,257 --> 00:45:16,192 l might hire a lawyer to check into it. 909 00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:18,387 Hey, you could help me out with that. 910 00:45:18,462 --> 00:45:20,089 l'm not a lawyer. 911 00:45:20,164 --> 00:45:21,631 Well , you're gonna be. 912 00:45:21,699 --> 00:45:23,132 You think so, huh? 913 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,462 Mm-hmm . 914 00:45:25,302 --> 00:45:27,770 How is it that you believe in me so much? 915 00:45:31,308 --> 00:45:33,640 -Somebody's got to. -[ Chuckles ] 916 00:45:39,517 --> 00:45:41,712 Check out 3B. 917 00:45:41,786 --> 00:45:43,253 lsn't he cute? 918 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,151 Aside from the headphone hair. 919 00:45:45,222 --> 00:45:48,419 When l asked him to put his tray in its upright position , 920 00:45:48,492 --> 00:45:49,823 he said , ''That too?'' 921 00:45:49,894 --> 00:45:51,657 l mean , hello. 922 00:45:51,729 --> 00:45:53,458 And those arms. My God . 923 00:45:53,531 --> 00:45:55,658 He's like something out of ''Men's Health .'' 924 00:45:55,733 --> 00:45:58,930 Well , l'll root for you even though it's against policy. 925 00:45:59,003 --> 00:46:02,234 You rat me out and l'll stop letting you do my paperwork. 926 00:46:02,306 --> 00:46:05,207 All l want is a little of what you've got with Ted . 927 00:46:05,276 --> 00:46:07,335 Oh , God . He is great. 928 00:46:07,411 --> 00:46:11,074 Did l tell you he wants me to meet his family for Christmas? 929 00:46:11,148 --> 00:46:13,616 And that's bad news why? 930 00:46:13,684 --> 00:46:16,448 For me, anything that ever has to do with family 931 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:17,612 is always bad news. 932 00:46:17,688 --> 00:46:19,155 Please. Don't make me cry. 933 00:46:19,223 --> 00:46:22,021 The thing is, Randy, l've always been this girl 934 00:46:22,093 --> 00:46:24,425 from Silver Springs that everybody's said , 935 00:46:24,495 --> 00:46:28,022 ''You're never gonna do anything , never gonna get out of here.'' 936 00:46:28,099 --> 00:46:30,829 l just worry that if l fall in love with Ted , 937 00:46:30,901 --> 00:46:32,163 what's gonna happen 938 00:46:32,236 --> 00:46:34,295 to everything l've worked so hard for? 939 00:46:34,371 --> 00:46:36,669 Okay. Fine. Don't fall in love with him . 940 00:46:36,740 --> 00:46:39,140 That's kind of why l'm having the problem . 941 00:46:39,210 --> 00:46:40,973 lt just takes willpower. 942 00:46:41,045 --> 00:46:43,479 You didn't fall in love with me, did you? 943 00:46:43,547 --> 00:46:45,310 You're gay. 944 00:46:45,382 --> 00:46:49,182 But it still took willpower, didn't it? 945 00:47:00,598 --> 00:47:01,496 Thanks, Donna. 946 00:47:01,565 --> 00:47:03,999 MR. STEWART: Come over here, Justin . 947 00:47:04,068 --> 00:47:05,933 Okay. Who's next? 948 00:47:06,003 --> 00:47:06,992 TED: Grandma! 949 00:47:08,506 --> 00:47:11,168 -lt's from me and Ted . -What? 950 00:47:11,242 --> 00:47:13,073 [ Shouting ] She can't hear very well ! 951 00:47:13,144 --> 00:47:14,406 lt's from Donna and me! 952 00:47:14,478 --> 00:47:15,672 Thank you , dear. 953 00:47:19,216 --> 00:47:20,410 What is it? 954 00:47:20,484 --> 00:47:22,475 lt's an all-in-one remote control ! 955 00:47:22,553 --> 00:47:26,148 Now you don't have to fuss with all those gadgets anymore! 956 00:47:26,223 --> 00:47:29,590 Thank you , dear. Oh , Merry Christmas, Ted . 957 00:47:30,895 --> 00:47:32,260 Thank you , Donna. 958 00:47:32,329 --> 00:47:34,229 Now it's your turn . 959 00:47:37,001 --> 00:47:39,231 You said we weren't gonna do presents. 960 00:47:39,303 --> 00:47:40,531 Just open it. 961 00:47:40,604 --> 00:47:43,368 He said we weren't gonna do presents. 962 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,067 TED: l said that. 963 00:47:45,142 --> 00:47:47,269 -Oh , my God . -What do you think? 964 00:47:47,344 --> 00:47:49,073 -You like it? -lt's so beautiful . 965 00:47:49,146 --> 00:47:50,738 lt has two time zones. 966 00:47:50,814 --> 00:47:52,679 lf a passenger asks you what time it is, 967 00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:55,344 you can think about me. [ Laughs ] 968 00:47:55,419 --> 00:47:57,614 l love it. 969 00:47:57,688 --> 00:47:59,519 MR. STEWART: She's a great gal . 970 00:47:59,590 --> 00:48:00,682 l think so. 971 00:48:00,758 --> 00:48:03,886 Oh , you're not out of the woods yet, Donna. 972 00:48:03,961 --> 00:48:05,326 You got one more present. 973 00:48:05,396 --> 00:48:07,728 -From all of us. -[ Laughter ] 974 00:48:12,203 --> 00:48:14,364 lt's the annual Stewart family uniform ! 975 00:48:14,438 --> 00:48:15,700 [ Laughter ] 976 00:48:15,773 --> 00:48:17,070 l got you a medium . 977 00:48:17,141 --> 00:48:19,575 -l hope you like it baggy. -Thank you . 978 00:48:19,643 --> 00:48:23,272 Time for the team photo! Everybody get over by Grandma. 979 00:48:25,015 --> 00:48:27,745 -Come on , Donna. -Jensen , get in here. 980 00:48:27,818 --> 00:48:29,877 lt's a family picture. 981 00:48:29,954 --> 00:48:31,546 Oh , no, Donna. Don't be shy. 982 00:48:31,622 --> 00:48:32,782 Come on , Donna. 983 00:48:37,628 --> 00:48:39,653 -lt's flashing . -Quick! 984 00:48:39,730 --> 00:48:41,823 TED: Quick. Smile. 985 00:48:41,899 --> 00:48:43,423 ALL: Cheese. 986 00:48:45,669 --> 00:48:49,298 Well , you survived your first Stewart family Christmas. 987 00:48:49,373 --> 00:48:51,739 lt was good . 988 00:48:51,809 --> 00:48:54,471 l never knew a family could be like that. 989 00:48:54,545 --> 00:48:57,446 No fighting . No yelling . 990 00:48:58,515 --> 00:49:01,916 Normally, that ''everyone dressing the same'' thing 991 00:49:01,986 --> 00:49:04,250 would kind of freak me out. 992 00:49:04,321 --> 00:49:09,054 But l even like that dorky red sweater. 993 00:49:13,831 --> 00:49:17,232 ls that all that's going on in that head of yours? 994 00:49:20,571 --> 00:49:23,972 l'm just not used to all that, you know? 995 00:49:34,385 --> 00:49:35,317 Dan . 996 00:49:35,386 --> 00:49:37,354 Hi , Donna. How's life treating you? 997 00:49:37,421 --> 00:49:40,686 All right. l want to get a confirmation for tomorrow. 998 00:49:40,758 --> 00:49:41,747 Sure. 999 00:49:41,825 --> 00:49:43,053 [ Typing ] 1000 00:49:43,127 --> 00:49:46,756 We got you going to Pittsburgh on flight 2 85 at 0800. 1001 00:49:46,830 --> 00:49:49,230 Any chance of that Dallas route opening up? 1002 00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:51,359 Let me have a look. 1003 00:49:56,407 --> 00:49:58,341 Sorry. Nothing yet. 1004 00:49:58,409 --> 00:50:00,036 All right. Well , thank you . 1005 00:50:00,110 --> 00:50:02,044 Have a good trip, Donna. 1006 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,071 Oh , my God . Christine? 1007 00:50:06,550 --> 00:50:07,812 Donna! 1008 00:50:07,885 --> 00:50:09,250 Oh , my God ! 1009 00:50:10,654 --> 00:50:12,087 Oh , my God ! 1010 00:50:12,156 --> 00:50:14,090 What are you doing in Cleveland? 1011 00:50:14,158 --> 00:50:17,150 My New York-L.A. flight had mechanical problems, 1012 00:50:17,227 --> 00:50:19,092 so they dumped us here for the night. 1013 00:50:19,163 --> 00:50:20,596 Oh , right. 1014 00:50:20,664 --> 00:50:22,689 God . Look at your hair. 1015 00:50:22,766 --> 00:50:24,734 Oh , yeah , l know. 1016 00:50:24,802 --> 00:50:26,736 l'm going for a more classic look. 1017 00:50:26,804 --> 00:50:28,237 Goes better with Chanel . 1018 00:50:28,305 --> 00:50:30,535 Right. 1019 00:50:30,607 --> 00:50:34,873 l have the sweetest little apartment on West 7 3rd Street. 1020 00:50:34,945 --> 00:50:37,243 Oh , you would be so proud of me. 1021 00:50:38,282 --> 00:50:39,374 You know what, Ted? 1022 00:50:39,450 --> 00:50:40,747 lf it wasn't for Donna, 1023 00:50:40,818 --> 00:50:43,787 l would've never made it through basic training . 1024 00:50:43,854 --> 00:50:45,685 Oh , now, that's not really true. 1025 00:50:45,756 --> 00:50:46,723 lt is. 1026 00:50:46,790 --> 00:50:48,189 Actually, just last week, 1027 00:50:48,258 --> 00:50:50,624 l was thinking about how well you trained me. 1028 00:50:50,694 --> 00:50:53,629 l was on the New York-to-Chicago flight, right? 1029 00:50:53,697 --> 00:50:57,793 This guy gets on . He has this huge musical case. 1030 00:50:57,868 --> 00:51:01,201 He's trying to stuff it into the overhead compartment. 1031 00:51:01,271 --> 00:51:04,707 Clearly the thing is too big . He refuses to check it. 1032 00:51:04,775 --> 00:51:09,041 So l thought, ''What would Donna do right now?'' 1033 00:51:09,113 --> 00:51:11,843 So l politely said to him , 1034 00:51:11,915 --> 00:51:15,544 ''Either you check it or you deplane.'' 1035 00:51:16,787 --> 00:51:18,618 That's not what l would do. 1036 00:51:18,689 --> 00:51:19,781 What do you mean? 1037 00:51:19,857 --> 00:51:22,519 Well , you must, as a flight attendant, 1038 00:51:22,593 --> 00:51:26,154 offer the option of buying another seat at half price 1039 00:51:26,230 --> 00:51:27,595 for that oversized item . 1040 00:51:27,664 --> 00:51:30,132 lt's section 23.4 of the manual . 1041 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,067 Well , l can't remember everything . 1042 00:51:33,137 --> 00:51:34,729 [ Laughs ] 1043 00:51:34,805 --> 00:51:37,205 But you should've remembered that one. 1044 00:51:37,274 --> 00:51:39,299 lt was the last question on our exam . 1045 00:51:40,744 --> 00:51:43,804 Say, Christine, do you have any of those little wings? 1046 00:51:43,881 --> 00:51:46,008 My nephew's been begging me for some. 1047 00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:48,108 They don't have them on express. 1048 00:51:48,185 --> 00:51:49,277 Let me look. 1049 00:51:49,353 --> 00:51:51,947 Let's see what we've got in here. 1050 00:51:52,022 --> 00:51:54,456 Whoa. [ Clears throat ] 1051 00:51:54,525 --> 00:51:56,789 Oh , l love these. 1052 00:51:56,860 --> 00:51:59,090 Love it, love it. 1053 00:51:59,163 --> 00:52:01,188 l have so much garbage in here. 1054 00:52:01,265 --> 00:52:03,392 Ah . Here we go. 1055 00:52:03,467 --> 00:52:04,900 Future pilot. 1056 00:52:04,968 --> 00:52:06,230 Thank you . 1057 00:52:06,303 --> 00:52:07,930 Enjoy. 1058 00:52:08,005 --> 00:52:09,438 There. 1059 00:52:09,506 --> 00:52:11,497 We could do shots if you want to. 1060 00:52:11,575 --> 00:52:13,133 Let's do shots. 1061 00:52:13,210 --> 00:52:15,269 Want to? 1062 00:52:17,681 --> 00:52:22,550 SALLY: Paris. First-class international . 1063 00:52:25,422 --> 00:52:29,358 Paris. First-class international . 1064 00:52:31,028 --> 00:52:34,520 [ Airplane engines roaring ] 1065 00:52:38,135 --> 00:52:41,127 l think l'm doing very well at express. 1066 00:52:41,205 --> 00:52:43,264 But l just can't stop thinking there was 1067 00:52:43,340 --> 00:52:45,865 some kind of mix-up with my test. 1068 00:52:45,943 --> 00:52:47,843 Some kind of computer malfunction . 1069 00:52:47,911 --> 00:52:49,378 Those things mess up. 1070 00:52:49,446 --> 00:52:52,938 They lose luggage or send bags to the wrong city. 1071 00:52:53,016 --> 00:52:54,779 l'm afraid that's impossible. 1072 00:52:54,852 --> 00:52:56,979 The tests are hand-graded . 1073 00:52:57,054 --> 00:52:59,818 Oh , right. l forgot about that. 1074 00:52:59,890 --> 00:53:00,879 l'm sorry. 1075 00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:03,324 l'm sure there's nothing you can do anyway. 1076 00:53:03,393 --> 00:53:05,384 Who says there is nothing l can do? 1077 00:53:05,462 --> 00:53:07,225 l am Sally Weston . 1078 00:53:07,297 --> 00:53:09,288 l invented this. 1079 00:53:11,301 --> 00:53:13,826 Before me, they just pointed . True story. 1080 00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:17,070 Wow. 1081 00:53:18,275 --> 00:53:19,708 l did speak to John . 1082 00:53:19,776 --> 00:53:21,710 l asked him if l could see my test. 1083 00:53:21,778 --> 00:53:23,268 l begged him . He said no. 1084 00:53:23,347 --> 00:53:26,612 l asked him if you could see the test, and he said no. 1085 00:53:26,683 --> 00:53:29,709 Don't you worry about John . Did you see me on ''Oprah''? 1086 00:53:29,786 --> 00:53:32,880 l scared the hell out of that little wiener Dr. Phil . 1087 00:53:32,956 --> 00:53:34,787 lt's test 1 04 7. 1088 00:53:34,858 --> 00:53:38,225 Hello. lt's Sally Weston . 1089 00:53:42,533 --> 00:53:44,023 Oh , my God . 1090 00:53:47,371 --> 00:53:48,929 Oh , my God . 1091 00:53:49,006 --> 00:53:50,132 What is it, Donna? 1092 00:53:50,207 --> 00:53:52,573 This isn't my test. 1093 00:53:53,544 --> 00:53:56,638 lt's my number. lt's number 1 04 7. 1094 00:53:56,713 --> 00:54:00,012 But it isn't mine. Look at those little hearts. 1095 00:54:01,051 --> 00:54:04,384 Time's up. Pencils down . Books closed . 1096 00:54:04,454 --> 00:54:06,922 Remember to write your identification number 1097 00:54:06,990 --> 00:54:10,289 on the front of the exam booklet and pass it forward . 1098 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:11,884 So, how'd you do? 1099 00:54:13,030 --> 00:54:15,430 New York, here l come. 1100 00:54:17,467 --> 00:54:18,900 l can't believe it. 1101 00:54:18,969 --> 00:54:21,904 l trusted her. She was my best friend . 1102 00:54:21,972 --> 00:54:24,907 Oh , my God . These answers. 1103 00:54:24,975 --> 00:54:27,068 No wonder we sent you to express. 1104 00:54:27,144 --> 00:54:28,975 We were being nice. 1105 00:54:29,046 --> 00:54:31,344 l can't believe she'd steal my test! 1106 00:54:32,149 --> 00:54:33,343 Wait a minute. 1107 00:54:33,417 --> 00:54:36,011 That night l had you kids over for dinner, 1108 00:54:36,086 --> 00:54:38,646 someone took my airplane soaps. 1109 00:54:39,723 --> 00:54:41,714 Oh , my God . 1110 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:44,056 She is probably stealing us blind . 1111 00:54:44,127 --> 00:54:46,254 Hell , l'll bet she's got a whole closetful 1112 00:54:46,330 --> 00:54:47,592 of airline property. 1113 00:54:47,664 --> 00:54:49,655 Headsets. Booze. Kosher meals. 1114 00:54:49,733 --> 00:54:51,928 There's two things we've got to do. 1115 00:54:52,002 --> 00:54:54,800 We got to get you retested . There's a group next week. 1116 00:54:54,871 --> 00:54:58,272 lf you do as well as l think, we can reassign you right away. 1117 00:54:58,342 --> 00:55:00,503 How soon can you leave Cleveland? 1118 00:55:00,577 --> 00:55:02,272 l'd just have to talk to Ted . 1119 00:55:02,346 --> 00:55:04,041 Who's Ted? 1120 00:55:04,781 --> 00:55:06,976 This really great guy that l'm seeing . 1121 00:55:07,985 --> 00:55:08,917 Oh . 1122 00:55:08,986 --> 00:55:12,285 Well , l'm afraid you've got a decision to make. 1123 00:55:13,523 --> 00:55:15,013 Yeah . 1124 00:55:17,060 --> 00:55:18,823 Well , what would you do? 1125 00:55:18,895 --> 00:55:20,829 Well , l know what l did . 1126 00:55:20,897 --> 00:55:22,990 And so do you , if you read my book. 1127 00:55:23,066 --> 00:55:25,830 But, honey, it's your life. lt's your decision . 1128 00:55:27,137 --> 00:55:28,229 Right. 1129 00:55:28,305 --> 00:55:30,865 Well , l'll call you later. 1130 00:55:30,941 --> 00:55:33,409 l've got a flight back to Cleveland at 4:00. 1131 00:55:33,477 --> 00:55:35,570 You said there were two things. 1132 00:55:35,646 --> 00:55:37,341 l'll take care of that. 1133 00:55:37,414 --> 00:55:39,575 Just skedaddle. Don't miss that flight. 1134 00:55:39,650 --> 00:55:41,174 Okay. Thanks. 1135 00:55:46,156 --> 00:55:48,090 WOMAN : Royalty Airlines. 1136 00:55:48,158 --> 00:55:50,183 Hello. lnternal security, please. 1137 00:55:50,260 --> 00:55:51,955 MAN : Security. 1138 00:55:52,029 --> 00:55:53,428 This is Sally Weston . 1139 00:55:53,497 --> 00:55:56,625 l'm calling to report a code blue for Christine Montgomery. 1140 00:55:56,700 --> 00:55:58,497 Put a ghost rider on her next flight. 1141 00:55:58,568 --> 00:56:01,469 lf you see any violations, l want that klepto picked up 1142 00:56:01,538 --> 00:56:03,904 as soon as the plane hits pavement. 1143 00:56:04,941 --> 00:56:06,602 -Miss Montgomery? -Yeah? 1144 00:56:06,677 --> 00:56:08,975 l have to ask you to come with me. 1145 00:56:09,046 --> 00:56:10,104 Why? Who are you? 1146 00:56:10,180 --> 00:56:13,445 Royalty Security. Please step this way. 1147 00:56:19,990 --> 00:56:21,981 [ Horn honks ] 1148 00:56:28,865 --> 00:56:31,493 Hey, Jensen ! 1149 00:56:31,568 --> 00:56:33,399 You were right. 1150 00:56:33,470 --> 00:56:35,904 l can't believe it. l'm top of my class. 1151 00:56:35,972 --> 00:56:38,236 Oh , my God . 1152 00:56:38,308 --> 00:56:40,299 Ted , that is so great. 1153 00:56:40,377 --> 00:56:42,242 So get your damn coat on , Jensen . 1154 00:56:42,312 --> 00:56:44,610 We're going out to celebrate. 1155 00:56:46,249 --> 00:56:48,979 l have to talk to you . 1156 00:56:49,052 --> 00:56:53,887 l flew to Dallas today. Christine stole my test. 1157 00:56:56,860 --> 00:56:57,952 You're kidding . 1158 00:56:58,028 --> 00:56:59,893 So they're gonna retest me. 1159 00:56:59,963 --> 00:57:01,487 Wow. That's great. 1160 00:57:01,565 --> 00:57:03,499 When are they doing that? 1161 00:57:03,567 --> 00:57:05,762 l got to leave right away. 1162 00:57:05,836 --> 00:57:07,701 Okay. Sure. No problem . 1163 00:57:07,771 --> 00:57:10,069 We'll celebrate when you get back. 1164 00:57:10,140 --> 00:57:12,335 The thing is, if l do well on the test, 1165 00:57:12,409 --> 00:57:14,343 l might not be back. 1166 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,906 l could get placed in New York. 1167 00:57:19,983 --> 00:57:22,008 That's it? We don't talk about it? 1168 00:57:22,085 --> 00:57:24,019 l come home. You're leaving? 1169 00:57:24,087 --> 00:57:26,146 Well , we've always said 1170 00:57:26,223 --> 00:57:29,021 that Cleveland is just a big waiting room . 1171 00:57:29,092 --> 00:57:32,186 For me, the waiting room was my life until l met you . 1172 00:57:35,899 --> 00:57:37,833 l'm in love with you . 1173 00:57:44,574 --> 00:57:48,271 l can't let somebody tell me that l've seen enough . 1174 00:57:48,345 --> 00:57:50,313 Not again . 1175 00:57:50,380 --> 00:57:53,213 Got it. Point taken . 1176 00:58:07,364 --> 00:58:09,594 l hated leaving Ted. 1177 00:58:09,666 --> 00:58:12,658 Ted made me feel like l'd finally found home. 1178 00:58:12,736 --> 00:58:16,365 The problem was, l wasn't so sure l was ready to be home. 1179 00:58:20,944 --> 00:58:22,878 [ Bell rings ] 1180 00:58:22,946 --> 00:58:24,038 Time's up. 1181 00:58:24,114 --> 00:58:26,139 Pencils down . Books closed . 1182 00:58:26,216 --> 00:58:28,741 Be sure to put your identification number 1183 00:58:28,819 --> 00:58:32,653 on the front of the exam booklet and pass it forward . 1184 00:58:42,432 --> 00:58:45,026 Well , well . 1185 00:58:45,101 --> 00:58:46,693 Congratulations. 1186 00:58:46,770 --> 00:58:48,237 l just want you to know 1187 00:58:48,305 --> 00:58:50,899 that l was against this retesting at this time. 1188 00:58:50,974 --> 00:58:52,407 That's not procedure. 1189 00:58:52,475 --> 00:58:55,501 But apparently, Miss Sally Weston doesn't have 1190 00:58:55,579 --> 00:58:58,548 the same respect for procedure some of us have had to. 1191 00:58:58,615 --> 00:59:03,052 So you'll be happy to know you got a perfect score. 1192 00:59:04,354 --> 00:59:06,948 First time in seven years. 1193 00:59:07,023 --> 00:59:08,752 The last time was me. 1194 00:59:10,427 --> 00:59:13,419 So l imagine you'll have fun . 1195 00:59:13,496 --> 00:59:15,623 Up there. 1196 00:59:15,699 --> 00:59:17,530 Living out your destiny. 1197 00:59:21,104 --> 00:59:22,537 Must be nice. 1198 00:59:22,606 --> 00:59:23,868 Thank you . 1199 00:59:23,940 --> 00:59:26,773 You're welcome. 1200 00:59:30,313 --> 00:59:33,407 Mr. Whitney, l just want you to know 1201 00:59:33,483 --> 00:59:34,950 l couldn't have done this without you . 1202 00:59:35,018 --> 00:59:35,950 Yeah , right. 1203 00:59:36,019 --> 00:59:37,543 l mean it. 1204 00:59:37,621 --> 00:59:41,113 You are an excellent instructor. 1205 00:59:41,191 --> 00:59:42,453 l am? 1206 00:59:42,525 --> 00:59:44,152 Yes. 1207 00:59:46,162 --> 00:59:49,222 That's the nicest damn thing anyone's ever said to me. 1208 00:59:49,299 --> 00:59:51,893 l'd say we're both living our destiny. 1209 00:59:52,769 --> 00:59:55,169 You do it, Donna Jensen . 1210 00:59:55,238 --> 00:59:57,763 You do it for those of us that can't. 1211 00:59:57,841 --> 00:59:59,308 l will . 1212 00:59:59,376 --> 01:00:00,638 Thatagirl . 1213 01:00:00,710 --> 01:00:02,769 Now you get out of here. [ Chuckles ] 1214 01:00:02,846 --> 01:00:04,473 Oh , and , Donna. 1215 01:00:06,683 --> 01:00:08,173 Fly away. 1216 01:00:21,765 --> 01:00:25,599 * lt's a long way out the gate * 1217 01:00:25,669 --> 01:00:28,502 * Just to glimpse your fate * 1218 01:00:28,571 --> 01:00:33,167 * Just to see whether it all works out * 1219 01:00:33,243 --> 01:00:37,043 * And it's a long road, a heavy load * 1220 01:00:37,113 --> 01:00:39,877 * You got to really wanna go * 1221 01:00:39,950 --> 01:00:45,718 * And just let the others walk around you, now * 1222 01:00:45,789 --> 01:00:51,227 * Up and down again, but this time, it's different * 1223 01:00:51,294 --> 01:00:56,561 * lt took some bleeding to straighten me up again * 1224 01:00:56,633 --> 01:00:59,864 * Oh, in and out of life * 1225 01:00:59,936 --> 01:01:02,871 * At times, it was difficult * 1226 01:01:02,939 --> 01:01:05,931 * l got a new life, baby * 1227 01:01:06,009 --> 01:01:09,501 * lt takes some getting used to, but * 1228 01:01:09,579 --> 01:01:12,514 * No sign of any rain * 1229 01:01:12,582 --> 01:01:14,812 * My skies are clear today * 1230 01:01:14,884 --> 01:01:18,684 * l keep bracing for that rain * 1231 01:01:18,755 --> 01:01:21,656 * But there's no sign of any * 1232 01:01:21,725 --> 01:01:24,660 * No obstacles in sight * 1233 01:01:24,728 --> 01:01:27,356 * My skies are clear tonight * 1234 01:01:27,430 --> 01:01:31,799 * l keep thinking l might see that cloud arrive * 1235 01:01:31,868 --> 01:01:35,269 * Oh, but there's no sign of it * 1236 01:01:35,338 --> 01:01:39,001 * No, no sign of it * 1237 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:47,516 * l got a new life, baby * 1238 01:01:47,584 --> 01:01:50,382 * lt takes some getting used to, but * 1239 01:01:50,453 --> 01:01:53,320 * No sign of it * 1240 01:01:53,390 --> 01:01:55,255 * No, no sign of it * 1241 01:01:55,725 --> 01:01:57,352 Donna. 1242 01:01:59,095 --> 01:02:00,460 Christine. 1243 01:02:01,798 --> 01:02:04,596 -Hi . -God . 1244 01:02:06,936 --> 01:02:08,927 Did you hear the bad news? 1245 01:02:09,005 --> 01:02:10,597 What? 1246 01:02:10,673 --> 01:02:12,937 l got fired . 1247 01:02:13,009 --> 01:02:15,273 Busted for stealing . 1248 01:02:17,113 --> 01:02:18,705 Yeah . 1249 01:02:18,782 --> 01:02:22,149 So l just wanted to come here and say goodbye. 1250 01:02:24,154 --> 01:02:25,883 Donna. 1251 01:02:33,163 --> 01:02:34,425 [ Exhales deeply ] 1252 01:02:34,497 --> 01:02:38,900 You know, isn't it amazing 1253 01:02:38,968 --> 01:02:41,596 how there was a ghost rider on my flight? 1254 01:02:41,671 --> 01:02:43,662 Well . . . 1255 01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:44,866 And another thing . 1256 01:02:44,941 --> 01:02:47,501 l just can't help wondering . 1257 01:02:47,577 --> 01:02:50,944 How does someone go from Royalty Express 1258 01:02:51,014 --> 01:02:54,074 to lnternational in such a short period of time? 1259 01:02:54,150 --> 01:02:57,119 [ Breathes deeply ] 1260 01:02:57,187 --> 01:02:58,654 Excuse me, Christine. 1261 01:02:58,721 --> 01:03:01,622 l had you figured out from day one, Donna. 1262 01:03:01,691 --> 01:03:03,090 What did you say? 1263 01:03:03,159 --> 01:03:07,027 You just couldn't stand the fact that l was prettier than you . 1264 01:03:07,097 --> 01:03:08,860 That l was more fun than you . 1265 01:03:08,932 --> 01:03:10,627 That everyone loved me. 1266 01:03:10,700 --> 01:03:13,794 All l did was try to help you out. 1267 01:03:13,870 --> 01:03:16,134 And you stabbed me in the back. 1268 01:03:16,206 --> 01:03:18,766 l never stabbed you in the back, Donna. 1269 01:03:18,842 --> 01:03:21,208 You switched our exams. 1270 01:03:21,277 --> 01:03:23,837 Well , if you're gonna nitpick. 1271 01:03:23,913 --> 01:03:25,972 And you left me rotting in Cleveland 1272 01:03:26,049 --> 01:03:28,313 while you went and dotted your l's 1273 01:03:28,384 --> 01:03:30,477 with those tacky, little hearts in New York City. 1274 01:03:30,553 --> 01:03:32,612 Someone had to put you in your place. 1275 01:03:32,689 --> 01:03:34,020 Little miss perfect. 1276 01:03:34,090 --> 01:03:37,457 ''Oh , excellent, Donna.'' ''Way to go, Donna.'' 1277 01:03:37,527 --> 01:03:41,395 ''ls it hard to get international lines, Mrs. Weston?'' 1278 01:03:41,464 --> 01:03:43,864 Throwing yourself all over that stupid Ted . 1279 01:03:43,933 --> 01:03:45,833 You know what? You make me sick. 1280 01:03:45,902 --> 01:03:47,233 Leave Ted out of this. 1281 01:03:47,303 --> 01:03:51,205 Just because you're pissed off that he wanted me and not you . 1282 01:03:53,309 --> 01:03:54,674 Get your hands off me. 1283 01:03:54,744 --> 01:03:56,405 Oh , l'm scared , Donna. 1284 01:03:56,479 --> 01:04:00,040 What are you gonna do, throw one of your books at me? 1285 01:04:02,552 --> 01:04:04,645 Don't you walk away from me. 1286 01:04:05,755 --> 01:04:07,848 [ Grunting ] 1287 01:04:14,464 --> 01:04:16,159 Ow! 1288 01:04:28,745 --> 01:04:29,905 Good Lord . 1289 01:04:29,979 --> 01:04:32,174 Out of the way, please. 1290 01:04:33,650 --> 01:04:35,174 Get her leg . 1291 01:04:36,119 --> 01:04:38,280 [ Grunting ] 1292 01:04:41,524 --> 01:04:42,616 You know what? 1293 01:04:42,692 --> 01:04:46,958 You got that fancy uniform and that [Spits] $40 haircut! 1294 01:04:47,030 --> 01:04:48,759 But l see right through you ! 1295 01:04:48,831 --> 01:04:50,731 Right to the inside! 1296 01:05:00,243 --> 01:05:02,939 Welcome aboard . 1297 01:05:07,083 --> 01:05:10,143 -Champagne or caviar? -Nothing for me. Thanks. 1298 01:05:10,220 --> 01:05:11,915 Sir, champagne or caviar? 1299 01:05:11,988 --> 01:05:13,683 l'm fine. Thank you . 1300 01:05:13,756 --> 01:05:16,350 Would you care for some champagne or caviar? 1301 01:05:16,426 --> 01:05:17,484 No, thank you . 1302 01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:20,324 l would like a vodka straight up, though . 1303 01:05:20,396 --> 01:05:23,593 Champagne and caviar. Extra-wide seats. 1304 01:05:23,666 --> 01:05:25,725 And no bologna or cheese. 1305 01:05:25,802 --> 01:05:27,599 This was first class. 1306 01:05:28,605 --> 01:05:30,869 Bonne journ�e, madame. 1307 01:05:43,052 --> 01:05:45,282 [ Telephone rings ] 1308 01:05:45,355 --> 01:05:46,652 Hello? 1309 01:05:46,723 --> 01:05:48,315 Bonjour. 1310 01:05:48,391 --> 01:05:49,323 Donna? 1311 01:05:49,392 --> 01:05:50,654 l'm in Paris. 1312 01:05:50,727 --> 01:05:53,662 Well , good for you . l knew you'd get there. 1313 01:05:53,730 --> 01:05:56,722 Can l pick 'em or can l pick 'em? 1314 01:05:56,799 --> 01:05:59,825 Rudolph , you're not tenderizing meat, for God's sake! 1315 01:05:59,902 --> 01:06:02,268 l really wanted to say thank you . 1316 01:06:02,338 --> 01:06:05,205 Well , don't spend all day on the phone. 1317 01:06:05,275 --> 01:06:06,867 Go out and see the city. 1318 01:06:12,315 --> 01:06:15,045 [ Woman singing in French ] 1319 01:07:00,530 --> 01:07:02,657 What was l gonna write? 1320 01:07:02,732 --> 01:07:04,723 ''l love you but l left you''? 1321 01:07:04,801 --> 01:07:07,770 l'll just start with, ''Paris is beautiful. '' 1322 01:07:09,605 --> 01:07:11,971 [ Man speaking French ] 1323 01:07:12,041 --> 01:07:13,633 [ Speaking French ] 1324 01:07:13,710 --> 01:07:15,507 Miss, thank you very much . 1325 01:07:15,578 --> 01:07:18,069 As soon as everyone takes their seats, 1326 01:07:18,147 --> 01:07:20,047 we'll be ready to leave the gate. 1327 01:07:20,116 --> 01:07:21,606 [ Shouting in French ] 1328 01:07:21,684 --> 01:07:22,708 [ Speaking French ] 1329 01:07:22,785 --> 01:07:26,516 lf we're going to be late, l have to make a call . 1330 01:07:33,429 --> 01:07:34,726 [ Man speaking French ] 1331 01:07:34,797 --> 01:07:35,957 Oui, oui. 1332 01:07:36,432 --> 01:07:37,797 -Oh ! -[ Gasps ] 1333 01:07:37,867 --> 01:07:39,960 -Oh , monsieur! -Oh ! Oh ! 1334 01:07:40,036 --> 01:07:43,028 -[ Speaking French ] -Oh ! Oh ! 1335 01:07:53,082 --> 01:07:55,073 Thank you . 1336 01:07:56,586 --> 01:07:58,281 Good morning . 1337 01:08:14,003 --> 01:08:15,231 [ Answering machine beeps ] 1338 01:08:15,304 --> 01:08:17,067 This is a call for Donna Jensen . 1339 01:08:17,140 --> 01:08:20,109 This is Jim Donahue with Royalty lnternational scheduling . 1340 01:08:20,176 --> 01:08:24,943 You're on for tomorrow. 6:00 a.m . Flight 698. 1341 01:08:25,014 --> 01:08:26,276 [ Beep ] 1342 01:08:26,349 --> 01:08:28,840 Donna, it's Joan with Royalty lnternational . 1343 01:08:28,918 --> 01:08:30,749 Your schedule has been changed . 1344 01:08:30,820 --> 01:08:33,983 You're headed to Lisbon on flight 432 at 1 300 hours. 1345 01:08:34,056 --> 01:08:36,490 -You'll be back. . . -[ Beep ] 1346 01:08:36,559 --> 01:08:39,050 You'll be on flight 643. . . 1347 01:08:42,532 --> 01:08:43,464 [ Beep ] 1348 01:08:43,533 --> 01:08:45,228 Donna, Jim Donahue. 1349 01:08:45,301 --> 01:08:46,393 [ Beep ] 1350 01:08:46,469 --> 01:08:48,369 Hi , Donna. This is Joan with Royalty. 1351 01:08:48,438 --> 01:08:50,872 You're flying to Stockholm via London . 1352 01:08:50,940 --> 01:08:54,341 That's in two weeks. Flight 602 with Captain Hanson . 1353 01:08:57,180 --> 01:08:58,442 [ Beep ] 1354 01:08:58,514 --> 01:09:00,379 Hi , Donna. lt's Paige. 1355 01:09:00,450 --> 01:09:02,350 l know you just got back from Geneva. 1356 01:09:02,418 --> 01:09:04,443 How about a quick trip to Brooklyn? 1357 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,579 We're having our Christmas open house tonight. 1358 01:09:06,656 --> 01:09:08,055 Please come. lt'll be fun . 1359 01:09:08,124 --> 01:09:10,388 Some of the other girls are gonna be there. 1360 01:09:10,460 --> 01:09:11,654 Call me, okay? 1361 01:09:12,895 --> 01:09:14,419 Donna! 1362 01:09:14,497 --> 01:09:15,623 -Hi . -Hey. 1363 01:09:15,698 --> 01:09:16,858 l'm so glad you came. 1364 01:09:16,933 --> 01:09:18,901 -Thanks for having me. -Come on in . 1365 01:09:22,238 --> 01:09:24,706 Oh , my. That looks so good . 1366 01:09:24,774 --> 01:09:26,674 Thank you so much . 1367 01:09:26,742 --> 01:09:30,405 Donna, you got to get in there and start mingling 1368 01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:32,141 with some of the straight guys. 1369 01:09:32,215 --> 01:09:34,877 We had them shipped in here especially for you 1370 01:09:34,951 --> 01:09:36,851 from Jim's work. 1371 01:09:36,919 --> 01:09:38,819 Oh , thank you . 1372 01:09:39,422 --> 01:09:41,253 God , you look really nice. 1373 01:09:41,324 --> 01:09:43,349 Are you serious? 1374 01:09:43,426 --> 01:09:46,918 Man , l'm so beat. l really need this rest. 1375 01:09:46,996 --> 01:09:49,089 Well , l think you look great. 1376 01:09:49,165 --> 01:09:51,065 -[ Telephone rings ] -Oh , shoot. 1377 01:09:52,134 --> 01:09:54,227 Can you just give them the address? 1378 01:09:54,303 --> 01:09:57,466 1 23 Clinton . Clinton and Pierpont. 1379 01:09:57,540 --> 01:09:59,405 Hello? 1380 01:10:00,076 --> 01:10:02,704 Oh , Bob. lt's Donna Jensen . 1381 01:10:04,780 --> 01:10:07,442 Oh , when do you need her? 1382 01:10:07,517 --> 01:10:08,609 Really? Tomorrow? 1383 01:10:08,684 --> 01:10:12,211 But that's Christmas Eve. 1384 01:10:17,226 --> 01:10:19,786 You know what? l'll take it. 1385 01:10:19,862 --> 01:10:22,422 Yeah , l could really use the shift. 1386 01:10:23,432 --> 01:10:26,526 Christmas in Paris? lt's a dream . 1387 01:10:27,970 --> 01:10:30,438 Okay. l'll see you there. 1388 01:10:30,506 --> 01:10:32,371 Was that Kim and Nancy? 1389 01:10:32,441 --> 01:10:35,137 Are you happy with your long-distance carrier? 1390 01:10:35,211 --> 01:10:37,338 -l said you were. -Can you believe them? 1391 01:10:37,413 --> 01:10:39,881 l guess they just figure everyone's home. 1392 01:10:39,949 --> 01:10:41,883 Will you pose for photos? 1393 01:11:13,649 --> 01:11:18,712 * So l'm waiting by the phone * 1394 01:11:18,788 --> 01:11:21,757 * For the blessed ring * 1395 01:11:21,824 --> 01:11:24,884 * Like a holy grail * 1396 01:11:24,961 --> 01:11:27,862 * For the Fisher King * 1397 01:11:27,930 --> 01:11:30,763 * Time is ticking down * 1398 01:11:30,833 --> 01:11:33,734 * Like a metronome * 1399 01:11:33,803 --> 01:11:36,829 * Rhythm for my brain * 1400 01:11:36,906 --> 01:11:40,899 * And its ceaseless games * 1401 01:11:40,977 --> 01:11:46,108 * l never seem to play them to the beat l hear * 1402 01:11:46,182 --> 01:11:51,620 * Though my heartbeat is a beat that beats so near * 1403 01:12:02,932 --> 01:12:07,232 * So l'm changing who l am * 1404 01:12:08,771 --> 01:12:13,367 * 'Cause what l am's not good * 1405 01:12:14,977 --> 01:12:19,914 * And l know you love me now * 1406 01:12:28,157 --> 01:12:30,591 ls that Donna Jensen? [ Laughs ] 1407 01:12:30,660 --> 01:12:31,718 Sally! 1408 01:12:31,794 --> 01:12:33,819 What are you doing here? 1409 01:12:33,896 --> 01:12:35,955 We're creatures of habit. Jack and l . 1410 01:12:36,032 --> 01:12:39,263 We have Christmas in Paris. New Year's in New York. 1411 01:12:39,335 --> 01:12:41,565 Wow. How exciting . 1412 01:12:41,637 --> 01:12:43,161 Really not. 1413 01:12:43,239 --> 01:12:45,104 Were you here for Christmas, too? 1414 01:12:45,174 --> 01:12:47,608 Yes, l was. 1415 01:12:47,677 --> 01:12:48,609 Gosh . 1416 01:12:48,678 --> 01:12:51,670 The Champs-Elys�es and the lights. 1417 01:12:51,747 --> 01:12:54,011 l loved it. 1418 01:12:54,083 --> 01:12:56,608 Did l ever tell you about a nasty habit 1419 01:12:56,686 --> 01:12:58,711 flight attendants pick up on the job? 1420 01:12:58,788 --> 01:12:59,720 No. 1421 01:12:59,789 --> 01:13:01,620 We learn to always keep smiling . 1422 01:13:01,691 --> 01:13:04,524 Even when we're out of Bloody Mary mix. 1423 01:13:04,593 --> 01:13:08,029 [ Exhales deeply ] 1424 01:13:08,097 --> 01:13:11,396 Do you remember that guy l was telling you about? Ted . 1425 01:13:11,467 --> 01:13:12,729 Of course. 1426 01:13:12,802 --> 01:13:16,533 Oh , l just really miss him . That's all . 1427 01:13:16,605 --> 01:13:18,800 Well , what's the problem? 1428 01:13:18,874 --> 01:13:20,603 Go fly and see him . 1429 01:13:21,677 --> 01:13:24,441 Well , l can't. 1430 01:13:24,513 --> 01:13:27,573 l took your advice, and we broke up. 1431 01:13:27,650 --> 01:13:29,015 My advice? 1432 01:13:29,085 --> 01:13:31,645 Well , sort of. 1433 01:13:31,721 --> 01:13:33,586 ln your book, you say, 1434 01:13:33,656 --> 01:13:37,422 ''Don't ever let anything get in the way of your destiny.'' 1435 01:13:37,493 --> 01:13:40,257 Darling , l don't think you read carefully enough . 1436 01:13:40,329 --> 01:13:44,356 What l also said was that every pilot needs a copilot. 1437 01:13:44,433 --> 01:13:46,697 And it is awful nice to have someone 1438 01:13:46,769 --> 01:13:48,031 sitting there beside you . 1439 01:13:48,104 --> 01:13:50,595 Especially when you hit some bumpy air. 1440 01:13:50,673 --> 01:13:53,335 Oh , l just really miss him . 1441 01:13:56,345 --> 01:13:58,711 l just wish l could get him back. 1442 01:13:58,781 --> 01:14:00,408 The last time l checked , 1443 01:14:00,483 --> 01:14:03,077 you were a girl who could make things happen . 1444 01:14:03,152 --> 01:14:05,245 So stop feeling sorry for yourself. 1445 01:14:05,321 --> 01:14:08,950 And stop worrying about what he'll say. 1446 01:14:11,293 --> 01:14:12,521 You're right. 1447 01:14:15,364 --> 01:14:17,264 l'm gonna do it. 1448 01:14:17,333 --> 01:14:20,393 All right. But we have to move fast. 1449 01:14:20,469 --> 01:14:23,529 There is a 9:00 p.m . direct from Paris to Chicago. 1450 01:14:23,606 --> 01:14:25,904 lf you got the last connection out of O'Hare, 1451 01:14:25,975 --> 01:14:28,341 that would put you into Cleveland in . . . 1452 01:14:28,410 --> 01:14:30,640 BOTH : 1 2 hours. 1453 01:14:33,682 --> 01:14:35,946 Who am l gonna get to cover my shift? 1454 01:14:36,018 --> 01:14:37,110 Are you kidding? 1455 01:14:37,186 --> 01:14:40,053 l still give the best oxygen-mask demo 1456 01:14:40,122 --> 01:14:40,850 in the business. 1457 01:14:40,923 --> 01:14:42,686 Get going . 1458 01:14:50,499 --> 01:14:53,468 Pierre, l need a uniform tout de suite. 1459 01:14:55,171 --> 01:14:58,299 Welcome to New York, where the local time is 7: 1 3 a.m . 1460 01:14:58,374 --> 01:15:01,605 l'd like to personally thank you for flying with us today 1461 01:15:01,677 --> 01:15:06,171 and remind you that the last one off the plane has to clean it. 1462 01:15:08,284 --> 01:15:10,479 * Lying in my bed * 1463 01:15:10,553 --> 01:15:13,021 * l hear the clock tick * 1464 01:15:13,088 --> 01:15:15,750 * And think of you * 1465 01:15:15,825 --> 01:15:18,692 * Caught up in circles * 1466 01:15:18,761 --> 01:15:23,061 * Confusion is nothing new * 1467 01:15:23,132 --> 01:15:27,193 * You say go slow * 1468 01:15:27,269 --> 01:15:31,205 * l fall behind * 1469 01:15:31,273 --> 01:15:33,867 * The second hand unwinds * 1470 01:15:33,943 --> 01:15:38,676 * lf you're lost, you can look and you will find me * 1471 01:15:38,747 --> 01:15:41,341 * Time after time * 1472 01:15:41,417 --> 01:15:43,442 * lf you fall, l will catch you * 1473 01:15:43,519 --> 01:15:46,249 * l'll be waiting * 1474 01:15:46,322 --> 01:15:48,381 * Time after time * 1475 01:15:49,959 --> 01:15:52,189 [ Doorbell rings ] 1476 01:16:01,103 --> 01:16:03,094 Hello? 1477 01:16:05,708 --> 01:16:07,539 Ted? 1478 01:16:15,885 --> 01:16:18,285 Hi , Mrs. Stewart. 1479 01:16:19,455 --> 01:16:21,889 l'm Donna. 1480 01:16:21,957 --> 01:16:25,324 l don't know if you remember me. l'm Ted's friend . 1481 01:16:26,896 --> 01:16:31,492 We got you that little clicker thing for the TV. 1482 01:16:31,567 --> 01:16:32,625 Remember? 1483 01:16:36,238 --> 01:16:37,796 ls Ted here? 1484 01:16:42,678 --> 01:16:45,943 [ Exhales deeply ] 1485 01:16:46,015 --> 01:16:48,176 l messed up. 1486 01:16:50,252 --> 01:16:52,311 l really did . 1487 01:16:55,858 --> 01:17:00,192 l thought that l was getting everything 1488 01:17:00,262 --> 01:17:04,562 that l wanted , and . . . 1489 01:17:04,633 --> 01:17:07,363 l thought Paris and . . . 1490 01:17:07,436 --> 01:17:09,336 first class would make me happy. 1491 01:17:09,405 --> 01:17:14,069 But. . .it didn't. 1492 01:17:15,644 --> 01:17:18,112 'Cause. . . 1493 01:17:18,180 --> 01:17:22,173 if you don't have that person to come home to, 1494 01:17:22,251 --> 01:17:26,187 then going away is just. . . 1495 01:17:29,625 --> 01:17:32,287 l love him . 1496 01:17:32,361 --> 01:17:33,623 [ Sniffles ] 1497 01:17:33,696 --> 01:17:37,462 And l just wanted to tell him that he made me happy. 1498 01:17:39,468 --> 01:17:41,060 Who are you? 1499 01:17:46,942 --> 01:17:50,742 You haven't heard a single word l've said , have you? 1500 01:17:53,282 --> 01:17:54,647 l did . 1501 01:18:05,127 --> 01:18:06,822 l love you . 1502 01:18:09,431 --> 01:18:12,491 And l want to stay. l do. 1503 01:18:15,404 --> 01:18:17,429 Are you sure? 1504 01:18:20,976 --> 01:18:22,967 And you're gonna be happy? 1505 01:18:23,979 --> 01:18:25,879 Yep. 1506 01:18:26,782 --> 01:18:27,714 ln Cleveland? 1507 01:18:27,783 --> 01:18:31,082 How are you gonna be happy in Cleveland? 1508 01:18:31,153 --> 01:18:33,553 'Cause you're in Cleveland . 1509 01:18:42,731 --> 01:18:44,198 l'm sorry. 1510 01:18:44,266 --> 01:18:45,631 Me too. 1511 01:19:03,152 --> 01:19:04,585 Sally had said 1512 01:19:04,653 --> 01:19:08,555 that life is a series of arrivals and departures. 1513 01:19:08,624 --> 01:19:10,956 But l learned there is more than one way 1514 01:19:11,026 --> 01:19:13,392 to spread your wings. 1515 01:19:16,398 --> 01:19:17,831 DONNA: Ladies and gentlemen . . . 1516 01:19:17,900 --> 01:19:20,460 welcome to Cleveland Hopkins lnternational Airport. 1517 01:19:20,536 --> 01:19:24,404 Keep your seat belts fastened until we reach the gate. 1518 01:19:24,473 --> 01:19:26,805 We know you have a choice when you travel . 1519 01:19:26,875 --> 01:19:29,742 We thank you for choosing Royalty Express. 1520 01:19:29,812 --> 01:19:32,178 lf this is just a stopover for you , 1521 01:19:32,247 --> 01:19:35,614 we wish you a safe, pleasant continuation of your journey. 1522 01:19:35,684 --> 01:19:38,175 lf Cleveland is your final destination . . . 1523 01:19:40,689 --> 01:19:41,986 welcome home. 1524 01:19:42,057 --> 01:19:45,493 * Don't stop believin' * 1525 01:19:48,864 --> 01:19:49,922 Mark. 1526 01:19:49,998 --> 01:19:51,590 Mark. 1527 01:19:51,667 --> 01:19:53,191 [ Sighs ] 1528 01:19:53,268 --> 01:19:54,860 That is bull S . 1529 01:19:54,937 --> 01:19:57,462 You want to know what's bull S? Eye exams! 1530 01:19:59,508 --> 01:20:01,669 You can't keep laughing at that. 1531 01:20:01,743 --> 01:20:03,711 That's evil . 1532 01:20:03,779 --> 01:20:05,440 l'll get it. 1533 01:20:09,952 --> 01:20:12,785 [ Muffled shouting ] 1534 01:20:13,822 --> 01:20:15,016 MAN : Cut! 1535 01:20:17,893 --> 01:20:20,953 lnfinity flight two-niner-niner-zero, 1536 01:20:21,029 --> 01:20:25,466 you are cleared for takeoff on runway six. 1537 01:20:25,534 --> 01:20:26,796 Nine! 1538 01:20:27,870 --> 01:20:29,735 D'oh ! 1539 01:20:29,805 --> 01:20:30,897 [ Bell ringing ] 1540 01:20:30,973 --> 01:20:35,273 l am a kitten . 1541 01:20:35,344 --> 01:20:40,509 l am a kitten . 1542 01:20:45,020 --> 01:20:46,078 l'm okay. 1543 01:20:47,322 --> 01:20:49,654 Got to take off. Don't l wish . 1544 01:20:51,894 --> 01:20:53,521 l can't do it. 1545 01:20:53,595 --> 01:20:54,687 l can't hear you ! 1546 01:20:54,763 --> 01:20:57,527 ALL: Before helping the people who love you , 1547 01:20:57,599 --> 01:20:59,191 put it on yourself. 1548 01:20:59,268 --> 01:21:00,997 This ain't your mama's house! 1549 01:21:01,069 --> 01:21:02,559 Questions? 1550 01:21:02,638 --> 01:21:03,502 None. 1551 01:21:03,572 --> 01:21:04,766 Got to take off. 1552 01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:05,898 Don't l wish . 1553 01:21:05,974 --> 01:21:06,998 [ Laughter ] 1554 01:21:07,075 --> 01:21:08,975 l am Sally Weston . 1555 01:21:09,044 --> 01:21:10,739 Muffin ! [ Sighs ] 1556 01:21:10,812 --> 01:21:12,439 How long do dogs live? 1557 01:21:12,514 --> 01:21:14,948 l love being a turtle! 1558 01:21:15,017 --> 01:21:17,144 Like the Mutant Ninja Turtles. 1559 01:21:17,219 --> 01:21:18,846 Okay. What did we learn? 1560 01:21:19,688 --> 01:21:21,952 Okay. Let me try it again . 1561 01:21:22,024 --> 01:21:23,082 [ Whistle blows ] 1562 01:21:23,158 --> 01:21:26,286 Okay, class, what did Randy forget? 1563 01:21:26,361 --> 01:21:28,090 -Mary? -Christine. 1564 01:21:28,163 --> 01:21:29,755 No. 1565 01:21:29,831 --> 01:21:32,061 Donna? 1566 01:21:32,134 --> 01:21:33,123 l know this. 1567 01:21:34,303 --> 01:21:35,361 Randy? 1568 01:21:35,437 --> 01:21:37,701 l forgot to buy him a drink? 1569 01:21:37,773 --> 01:21:38,933 [ Laughter ] 1570 01:21:39,007 --> 01:21:41,305 [ Whistle blows ] 1571 01:21:41,376 --> 01:21:43,844 And that is procedure. 1572 01:21:43,912 --> 01:21:45,072 Oh . 1573 01:21:55,657 --> 01:21:58,091 * We are Royalty * 1574 01:21:59,761 --> 01:22:02,628 * Flying just as high as can be * 1575 01:22:04,132 --> 01:22:06,498 * We are Royalty * 1576 01:22:08,103 --> 01:22:10,697 * Safety is our policy * 1577 01:22:13,675 --> 01:22:17,771 * There's an o xygen mask up above you * 1578 01:22:17,846 --> 01:22:21,543 * On a hidden shelf * 1579 01:22:21,617 --> 01:22:25,678 * Before helping the people who love you * 1580 01:22:25,754 --> 01:22:28,450 * Put it on yourself * 1581 01:22:29,925 --> 01:22:33,952 * Use your seat belts, as if you don't know * 1582 01:22:34,029 --> 01:22:36,691 * Make it nice and tight * 1583 01:22:36,765 --> 01:22:39,791 * Take a look at the exits * 1584 01:22:39,868 --> 01:22:41,699 * They're up ahead * 1585 01:22:41,770 --> 01:22:45,206 * To your left and right * 1586 01:22:45,274 --> 01:22:48,209 * We are Royalty * 1587 01:22:49,278 --> 01:22:51,576 * Flying just as high as can be * 1588 01:22:53,148 --> 01:22:56,811 * We are Royalty * 1589 01:22:56,885 --> 01:23:00,150 * Safety is our policy *