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Go and get the dogs.

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Come on, then. Mews!

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Come on, now. Open your mouth.
Open your mouth, eh?

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Learn to appreciate your food, eh?

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Compared to what you serve up
in that dirty little canteen of yours,

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this is a three-star supper.

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You must learn the rules.

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I need to eat and drink the very best
and that's expensive.

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Have you ever heard of
chicken � la reine Marie

10
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or oyster sauce mornay

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or frogs' legs Parisienne?

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No. Course you haven't.

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Take his pants down! Take his pants down.

14
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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Didn't your daddy teach you
to wipe your bottom? Eh?

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Albert! Leave him alone.

17
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Come on, let's eat.
Oh, let's eat.

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Before we eat, Georgina,
we must feed and water the animals.

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Roy! This is my wife, Georgina Spica.

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She's got a heart of gold and a body to match.

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I am Albert Spica and I have a heart of gold
and a great deal of money to match.

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And you are Roy, who's got absolutely nothing,
except what you owe me.

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You are humiliated in front of a lady,
you're humiliated in front of us.

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Georgina, I'll be as quick as I possibly can.

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Gah... You, go and get me some hot water, eh?
And a towel and soap.

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Now...

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Yeah. 

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Now I've given you a good dinner
and you can have a nice drink.

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Now, you behave yourself in future
and pay when I ask you.

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No, no, no...
Or next time I'll make you eat your own shit

31
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after forcing it through your dick like toothpaste.

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No, put that away, Spangler.
Cor blimey, there's a lady present.

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She doesn't want to see
your shrivelled contributions.

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Ah.

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That's it. Thank you very much. Nice, clean...

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Give me that towel!

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Give me that. Yeah.

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I never liked that Chinese food
but looking at you now, I like it even less.

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Righto, boys!

40
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We must surprise Richard on our anniversary.

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Bring the letters.

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Georgie, you got ash on your tits.
If you're gonna wear black, don't smoke.

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You look like a tart in black.
It's blue.

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It's black, and don't smoke. It's sloppy in a woman.

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No one who's going to eat smokes.

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It ruins your taste buds, burns your tongue
and makes your pee stink.

47
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Rubbish.
It's not bloody rubbish.

48
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I've smelt the loo
after you've been piddling in there.

49
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When are you gonna learn, smartarse?

50
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Have mercy upon me

51
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Come on, hurry up, boys.

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...upon me

53
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Righto, lads, get them numbers up there -
Spica & Boarst.

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Blot out my transgressions

55
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Purge me with hyssop

56
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And I shall be clean

57
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Wash me

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Wash me

59
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And I shall be whiter than snow

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Where's Richard?

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He's plucking.
He's plucking, eh? Richard!

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Where are you?
Stop that plucking. Where are you?

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Now what's that? A-S-P...

64
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That's nonsense. Spell it right, for Christ's sake.

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Bloody hell. Richard! Rich... Ah!

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There you are, Richard. Now...

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Leave that out and come and see
what I've got you, eh?

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I've brought you a present.
This is our anniversary.

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Three months of mutual understanding,
eh, Richard?

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Three months since I first invited you
to be my favourite restaurateur.

71
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Mr Spica, this is a duck.

72
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Ducks are born with the feathers on

73
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but it's your dinner, Mr Spica.

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If you want the feathers to remain,
we could try the dish,

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I suppose, by leaving the feathers as they are.

76
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Canard en ses plumes torche.

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Mitchel, you mule.

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'Ere, Richard, come and see, come on.

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Please, I beg you. Ha! Come on.

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Georgina, how many times have I told you?
No smoking in the kitchen.

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Mitchel, get your arse down here quick. Come on.

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Now, Richard, this is your...well, our new sign.

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Da-da-da-da-da-da!

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Wallop!

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Oh, God!

86
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Richard.

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It's dark in the restaurant.
Yes, Phillipe.

88
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Thanks to Mr Spica's generosity,
it is dark everywhere.

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No power, no light.

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Were you thinking of a cold buffet tonight?
But I don't want a cold buffet.

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Pat� d'alouettes with a chicory sauce.
Pat� d'alouettes with a chicory sauce.

92
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Terrine de caneton.
Terrine de canton.

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Cold turkey with lemon and basilica.
Cold turkey with the lemon and basilica.

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Anchovies in garlic vinegar.

95
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It doesn't have to be cold,
you've got gas, for God's sake!

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Got an arse on her
like two greased watermelons in a sack.

97
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Cold chicken, pat� d'alouettes,

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salade de langoustine,
g�teau de carottes et Gruy�re...

99
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You. You put them electrics right, Mitchel.
Put them electrics right or...

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You don't eat.

101
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You don't eat.

102
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I told you not to smoke.

103
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I should stand still, Mr Spica. Or who knows?

104
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You might spoil something,
put your foot in something.

105
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So, a hot meal for tonight.
Something special, please. How about some...

106
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some, er, les oh d'oeuvres, er, g�teau au poivres,

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er, terrine et fillet lamb et poison au er, poi, poi...

108
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It's "poisson".
What did you say, Georgie?

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What did you say? What did you say?

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Poisson.

111
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Well, Mr Spica, I hope you are hungry.
Always. Get in there, boys.

112
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Go on, Georgie, go in there,
raise your skirts and warm my seat.

113
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Eh, what do you think then, eh? What do you...?

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If you spent as much money
on the meal, Mr Spica,

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as you waste on the decor,

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your taste in good food must surely improve.

117
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You'll cheek me once too often, Boarst.
You rely on me, don't forget.

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Without me, you, a foreigner,
you wouldn't last long around here.

119
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Look out there, see what I've brought you.

120
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Two vans full of good stuff,
just right for your kitchen.

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I would not touch it.
Why on earth not?

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I insist on buying my own food, Mr Spica.

123
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Then I can be sure of its quality.

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I represent quality round here,
my name is known for it.

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I offer quality and protection.

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Protection against what,
I wonder, Mr Spica? And whom?

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Protection, Boarst,
against the rash temper of my men.

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Against a sudden arrival of food poisoning.

129
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Against rats. Against the public health inspector.

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If you are hungry tonight,
you are going to have to wait.

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Do up the third button
of your expensive jacket, Mr Spica.

132
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You'll feel less empty inside, Mr Spica.

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You can't make me wait.

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Deliver me

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From blood-guiltiness

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O God

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My tongue shall sing aloud

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Of Thy righteousness

139
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Have mercy upon me

140
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Blot out my transgressions

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O Lord, open Thou my lips

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And my mouth

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Shall show forth Thy praise

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And my mouth

145
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Shall show forth Thy praise

146
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And my mouth

147
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Shall show forth Thy praise

148
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And my mouth

149
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Shall show forth Thy praise

150
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,100
No, you don't eat it like that! Let me show you.

151
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:07,400
Oh. lmagine you are sucking
the little fingers of a lady or...

152
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:13,100
No, you'd never get that close to a lady.
Who'd wanna get that close to you?

153
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:17,600
I wouldn't be interested in her fingers.
I'd expect you to say that.

154
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:21,900
You'd just whip it in, whip it out
and wipe it on yourjacket.

155
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Look at yourjacket, it's like a pig field.

156
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And your nails could do with a clean. Show me.

157
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Gawd. Why can't I have some bloody quality
in my associates?

158
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From now on, anyone not properly dressed
for dinner will pay for it.

159
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:42,400
I'll write lessons down for you.
Georgina can type them out.

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"Notes For Gourmets". That's French
for a good eater, isn't it, Boarst? 

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Gourmets don't belch.
On the contrary, on the contrary. They do.

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It shows that you are enjoying a meal.

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Not with your fingers, Spangler!
That's all you understand -

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things you eat with your hands
whilst walking down the street.

165
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,900
You told Mews to eat the celery with his fingers.

166
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:11,300
That's different, you dope.
And it's asparagus, not celery.

167
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What's the point of sinking thousands
into a restaurant if you refuse to eat properly?

168
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Tell him, Georgina.
Tell him what?

169
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:26,100
Just copy Georgina. She knows how to do it.
Cory, get Richard in here.

170
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:30,800
I want my sign fixed up
and put on that wall over the kitchen door.

171
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If Richard was more interested in slogans,
he'd make more money, eh?

172
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,700
This place is too dark.

173
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:42,700
Could do with a respray. Gold, it needs more gold.

174
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How about gold and blue?

175
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What do you think, Henry?
10,000 should do it two months' takings.

176
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You should get in there.
Boarst's prices are all over the place.

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00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:59,700
His head's in the clouds. Good cook. Brilliant cook!

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Except he puts mushrooms on everything.
Henry, put that cigarette out.

179
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Do you mind if I eat whilst you smoke?

180
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:12,400
Gordon choked on a cigarette whilst eating -
burnt his epiglottis.

181
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:16,500
Mitchel, you've got one.
And you don't keep it in your trousers.

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You don't put orange rind on the edge
of your plate, it goes there, you dolt!

183
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:29,200
What you've got to realise is that
a clever cook puts unlikely things together

184
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like duck and orange, like pineapple and ham.

185
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It's called artistry.

186
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I'm an artist, the way I combine
my business and my pleasure.

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Money's my business, eating's my pleasure.

188
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:46,300
And Georgie's my pleasure too,
though in a more private kind of way

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than stuffing the mouth and feeding the sewers.

190
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Though the pleasures are related,

191
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because the naughty bits and the dirty bits
are so close together

192
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that itjust goes to show
how eating and sex are related.

193
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:07,800
Georgie's naughty bits
are nicely related, aren't they?

194
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:11,000
Especially when she's
paying me attention. Georgie.

195
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:18,100
Get Phillipe! In future, I want my napkins
folded at home, Georgina. Get Adele to teach you.

196
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,300
Spangler, get up and get Phillipe.

197
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:26,300
Bring Richard here,
I've got to make him a proposition.

198
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:30,200
Get Adele to get that water
with the angostura bitters in it

199
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and some lemon in the water
and a bowl of ice water for me fingers...

200
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:39,600
Henry! Give me those glasses off that table.
And the flowers.

201
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,600
This should look the most important table here.

202
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:47,200
I like a load of glasses around, it highers the tone.

203
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:06,500
What's that?
For Madame Spica, compliments of the house.

204
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,700
She's no Madame. Why haven't I got one?

205
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:13,900
I doubt, Mr Spica, if you'll like it.
Try me.

206
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:19,300
We have grown accustomed
to you being a conservative eater.

207
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,800
That's not true. I'm as adventurous as the next.

208
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:26,000
Your wife has an excellent palate, Mr Spica.

209
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:29,100
It is always a pleasure for us to serve her.

210
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:19,400
I want one of those hot, damp towels,
Richard, served to me with tongs.

211
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:25,600
Adele is no good with cash and figures.
She's just decorative, all lips and tits.

212
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,700
We'll replace her.
Can I do the replacing?

213
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:34,800
Stuff your mouth, Mitchel. Every time you open it,
you just show how vulgar you can be.

214
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,900
Georgina! Welcome back.

215
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,800
Did you wipe the seat
before you parked your bum? 

216
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:20,900
You never know what you can catch these days.
Every toilet seat is a minefield.

217
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:27,400
That's for you. Richard thought I might like
to taste it, personal compliments of the chef.

218
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,900
Eat it. I didn't fancy it, it smelt off.

219
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,900
lris got a canker on her bum
from sitting on a loo seat.

220
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:40,700
The mechanic across the road poured
battery acid down the WC to clear it.

221
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:46,200
Some of it splashed on the seat.
lris ran screaming into the street,

222
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,300
her backside hissing.

223
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,400
She hasn't been the same since.

224
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:55,600
She strips the same
but never with her back to the audience.

225
00:21:55,700 --> 00:22:00,000
She had to change her act.
Now it's more full-frontal.

226
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:03,300
Where are you going?
I left my lighter in the toilet.

227
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,100
Gawd's sake. You don't need it.
I need it.

228
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:11,500
Richard, I'm going to ban smoking in here.
Tomorrow, the signs are going up.

229
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,900
You want to thicken your French accent
up a bit, mate,

230
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,500
like you've just come over from Paris.

231
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:22,200
Give them a bit of that ooh-la-la stuff.
Bit more of that "parlez-vous fran�ais?"

232
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:25,300
Then you would not understand me, Mr Spica.

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00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:29,700
I don't know. I've always been able
to understand French letters.

234
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:09,000
Georgina!

235
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:11,700
What the hell are you doing in here?

236
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:15,600
Georgina?

237
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:19,900
You've been in here for ages.
What are you doing, having a baby?

238
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,300
I'm, er, I'm just...

239
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:27,100
I'm just having a quiet smoke.
Smoke?

240
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:32,600
You know how you hate me smoking at the table.

241
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:35,200
Gawd's sake, Georgina.

242
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:38,200
Why tell me lies about a lost lighter?

243
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:43,200
I didn't, I left it here
on the ledge in front of the mirror.

244
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:47,600
I'll be out in a few moments.

245
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:52,400
Don't hang around the ladies,
you'll embarrass the customers.

246
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:54,500
Show me the lighter.

247
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,200
There.

248
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,600
Do you want a cigarette as well?

249
00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:04,100
Don't be so bloody stupid.

250
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:08,500
What are you doing in there,
Georgina, eh? 

251
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,700
You playing with yourself?

252
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:15,500
That's not allowed, that's my property.
You're not allowed to fiddle with it.

253
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:20,900
Shut up, Albert.
Let me in, I'll show you how to wipe yourself.

254
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,400
Go away. I'll be out in a minute.

255
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,400
Well, don't be long.

256
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:31,700
I'll order you some g�teau aux poivres.

257
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,900
Some profiteroles.

258
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,100
And wash your hands.

259
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,200
You don't know the women who use this place.

260
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,600
You took your time.

261
00:27:57,500 --> 00:28:00,200
I thought you'd like me to wait for you.

262
00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:04,100
You smell nice and sweaty.

263
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,800
Wash your hands, I'll give you a kiss.

264
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:26,200
You know what they say about men
who hang around ladies' lavatories?

265
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,600
What do they say about men
who hang around ladies' lavatories?

266
00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:37,900
They're asking to have their illusions shattered.
Yeah.

267
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,300
You hold no illusions for me, Georgie, eh?

268
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,800
No stone's been left unturned.

269
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:47,400
Look, just go order my profiteroles, will you?

270
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,700
Come on.

271
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
Come on.

272
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:41,100
I think these Ethiopians like starving.

273
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:47,700
It keeps them slim and graceful, with those
big heads and dreamy eyes. You know those kids.

274
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:52,300
You're sick.
I might well be if you're being so priggish.

275
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:58,300
What do you know, Georgina, about
the starving? You can have anything you want.

276
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:03,700
Where you been? You're late.
It's Friday night. There's a lot of money about.

277
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,800
A decent man needs gloves to touch this stuff.
Let's have a look.

278
00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:12,800
That's just what this restaurant needs.

279
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:15,600
Start laying them out.

280
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:19,100
What's the matter, Mitchel?
Don't you like mussels?

281
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,600
You got to learn to like them
if you're going to eat with me.

282
00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:25,300
Don't you dare throw up in here!

283
00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:28,800
Or I'll get Spangler to stuff 'em
back down your throat.

284
00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:34,900
From the Malay restaurant.
The food poisoning scared them, they're paying up.

285
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,100
I'm sure they don't need our assistance with that.

286
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,600
That stuff they eat,
they'd poison themselves with it.

287
00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:46,000
Some of them Indians are well known
for drinking their own pee.

288
00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:49,900
The same water would go round and round.

289
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:54,800
Of course, you're bound to lose some
through evaporation.

290
00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:59,300
Then you'd have to top it up.
Whose pee would you drink first?

291
00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:02,500
Erm...
Me, I'd have a ready supply, wouldn't I?

292
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,300
Georgie and I have our little sessions when we...

293
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,700
Good God, what have you got there?

294
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:13,300
Even you are getting compliments
from the chef, are you?

295
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:17,000
Being a guinea pig
for a Boarst experiment, are we?

296
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:23,600
Good God, looks like, er,
food for constipated French rabbits.

297
00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:28,500
Albert, why don't you order me some chianti?
You know I like chianti.

298
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,200
In the bottle with the wrapping around it.

299
00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:34,500
Then I can take it home and hang it on the wall.

300
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,600
Grace, haven't you got enough of them already?
No.

301
00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:40,800
Where the hell are you going?

302
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:44,500
To the toilet.
You haven't had anything to drink yet.

303
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:48,800
She's got a bladder like a leaky marrow.
Don't be long!

304
00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:52,000
You've upset her.
Rubbish.

305
00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:58,300
Don't be long! You're so talkative tonight,
we couldn't stand the silence without you.

306
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,700
Wash your hands!

307
00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:23,600
Questo, questo.
Cazzo.

308
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,500
Dove hai imparato a cucinare? � velenoso.

309
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,800
Vieni qua.

310
00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:46,900
That's off!

311
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Uh.

312
00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:17,100
This custard's salty.
It is sauce Hollandaise.

313
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,200
Can I help you, Mr Spica?

314
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:22,800
I've come about
those special complimentary dishes.

315
00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:26,700
In future, all the guests at my table
shall receive them.

316
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,300
Why is my fish taking so long?

317
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,700
You can carry it in yourself, if you like, Mr Spica.

318
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:37,800
What are you looking for?
Nothing. You bring it.

319
00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:42,800
You would not be looking for your wife?
No, of course not.

320
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:46,000
Mr Spica, I have something to show you.

321
00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:04,200
What is this?
New cutlery. Give your restaurant some style.

322
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:08,800
I brought in 300 sets.
My men are just re-laying the tables.

323
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,000
Not very good quality, Mr Spica.

324
00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:19,600
You could use them at home, Mr Spica.

325
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:22,400
All 300 of them.

326
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,800
Where have you been? Wiping your bum?

327
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:05,300
Did you use your left hand like I showed you?

328
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,200
Where'd you get this stuff, Mews?
It's rubbish, falling apart.

329
00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:14,200
Take 'em back. Get a 150 percent refund. God.

330
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:20,300
What are you eating, Georgie? Not much.

331
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:25,100
Ha! I see others here
get the same special attentions.

332
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:30,400
What is it? Looks like
some sort of...watery salade.

333
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,800
That's not up to much.

334
00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:36,000
Expensive, no doubt, but not fattening.

335
00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:39,500
You've got to keep your strength up,
you're looking peaky.

336
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,700
Kidneys, liver, iron, that's what you need.

337
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:49,000
Do you know a cow drinks
its own weight in water twice a week?

338
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,800
For milk, you see,
because a cow's got great big tits.

339
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,200
Just like you, eh, Georgie?

340
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:03,800
You gentlemen will have to take it
for granted because

341
00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:07,400
for some reason best known to herself,

342
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:09,600
she's left her bra off.

343
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,900
Have you, Cory, ever tasted human milk?

344
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,500
I mean recently. All them years ago don't count.

345
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:24,400
You couldn't really appreciate
what you were enjoying then, could you?

346
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:30,400
I bet human milk's a great delicacy
in some countries. It ought to be here.

347
00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:35,000
Do you know, Cory, who could supply us
with some human milk?

348
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:39,400
Warm, straight from the receptacle,
so to speak?

349
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:43,600
Don'tjoke! It's a precious commodity,
not a joking matter!

350
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:46,400
Georgie wouldn'tjoke about it, would you?

351
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,600
Would you, Georgie?

352
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:54,200
Ah. You're a credit to women. You could show
these young women a thing or two.

353
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:58,200
You could teach these young men
a thing or two. Take Mitchel.

354
00:38:58,300 --> 00:39:02,000
On second thoughts, don't,
cos he's a crude little bugger.

355
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:05,900
Then how come you haven't got any kids?
Kids?

356
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,400
Who needs kids? Who wants kids?

357
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,500
I want kids.

358
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:20,600
We'll have kids one day, won't we, eh?

359
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,700
When you're bloody old and grey, most like!

360
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,500
Yeah. Your trouble is you don't eat properly.

361
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,600
You should drink more water and eat more kidneys

362
00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:39,700
and then you might bloody well have
a bloody baby someday.

363
00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:44,000
Georgie doesn't like babies, do you?

364
00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:49,300
You know, sometimes, Georgie,
I think you behave like a bloke.

365
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,400
What days are those, then, Albert?

366
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,600
What's it like?
You what?

367
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:58,400
Get away from this table, you mucky little wimp!

368
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:03,500
Go and eat your vegetable soup in the kitchen,
you dirty little pervert!

369
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,700
Go on, get on with your eating, eh?

370
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,000
It's only Mitchel making a fool of himself.

371
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:13,100
Now, stand in the corner.
Cory, make him a paper hat.

372
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,400
Stand in the corner like a naughty little boy.

373
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:19,800
Stand there. Take your knife and fork with you.

374
00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:22,700
Don't be stupid.
Do you want to join him?

375
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:29,700
Leave him alone. He's only copying you
like he always does. You behave, he'll behave.

376
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,700
I'm leaving.
Yes, we are leaving.

377
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,800
Gracie, here. Pay the bill and take a taxi.

378
00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:42,900
Yeah. Georgie and I might go for a little drive.

379
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,900
It's our wedding anniversary tomorrow.

380
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,700
Might drive down to the sea,

381
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:53,700
have some fun under the pier like we used to.

382
00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:07,000
Oops. I am sorry.

383
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:11,000
Still, this isn't a library, it's a restaurant.

384
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:13,100
They got people for that.

385
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,600
Richard.

386
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:23,000
This needs cooking.
Grill it with some mashed peas.

387
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:38,000
Wash me thoroughly

388
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:42,000
From my iniquity

389
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:47,600
And cleanse me....

390
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,700
What's a young lad like you doing
washing dishes?

391
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,900
That's woman's work,
ain't you got what it takes? Hey!

392
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,600
My God, armour plating.
You protect yourself, son, you need it.

393
00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:01,800
Innocence. That's what I had before I met Georgie.

394
00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:05,300
That's just what they want.
Albert. Come on, you're drunk.

395
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,600
Come on!
Shall I sing for you?

396
00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:10,700
What?
Albert, come on, he's only a child.

397
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,500
Sing for me, yes. Yes, you can sing for me.

398
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,000
Get up there. You sing, yeah.

399
00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:21,800
I was a good singer when I was a little boy,
wasn't I, Georgie?

400
00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:25,000
Come on, now. You sing to me. Eh?

401
00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:28,100
Come on. Sing, damn you!

402
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:34,000
Wash me thoroughly

403
00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:37,800
From my iniquity

404
00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:42,100
And cleanse....
You can't keep it up, can you? No.

405
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,500
I was a choirboy once.

406
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,700
Yes. Women like choirboys.

407
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,500
I was almost a choirboy when I met Georgie.

408
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:54,300
But you spoilt all that, didn't you?

409
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,900
Georgie was a very good education,
she could teach a young man anything.

410
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,400
Come on, Georgie, show the young boy
what you showed me.

411
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:06,300
Albert.
Go on, show the little boy...

412
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,600
Albert!
You do what I tell you, will you?

413
00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:14,200
You come out in that car park with me,
both of you. Come on.

414
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:17,400
Out in the car park. Come on.

415
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:26,500
I'll give you the best education,
show you what a great teacher Georgie can be.

416
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,700
Don't touch him!

417
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:33,100
Leave him alone.
I'll show you what a great teacher...

418
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:38,300
Oh, I see. So I'm not supposed to do that?
I'll give you an education.

419
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,900
Albert, please leave him alone.
Oh, no.

420
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,800
Stand there and don't you move.

421
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:45,900
Just leave him be.
Watch this.

422
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,400
No. Wait till we get home, Albert.
Georgie. Georgie, come here.

423
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:55,000
Right. What's all this?
You're not wearing any bloody knickers.

424
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:58,700
You've been sitting in that restaurant
with no knickers on?

425
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,900
With Cory and Mitchel and all those people?
What's this mean?

426
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,400
Where are they? Give them to me at once.

427
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:09,800
Go on. Look at this.
Get in that car, you dirty whore.

428
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:13,600
Why don't you take everything off?

429
00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:18,200
Get in there. Go on! Get in that car!

430
00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:22,100
Now you! You get in there as well.
No!

431
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,900
Go on. Get in there. Get in.
No! Please!

432
00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:30,400
No! No! No!
Get in there! Get in.

433
00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:32,600
Aah! Ah!

434
00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:39,800
Right...

435
00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:42,100
No!

436
00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:52,500
Wash me thoroughly

437
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,400
From my iniquity

438
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:05,900
And cleanse me from my sins

439
00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:14,500
Have mercy upon me....

440
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,000
I have two minutes.

441
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:51,800
Purge me with hyssop

442
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,500
And I shall be

443
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,900
Clean

444
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:04,900
Wash me

445
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,600
Wash me

446
00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:16,400
And I shall be whiter than snow

447
00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:22,100
Make me to hear

448
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:31,200
Thy joy and gladness

449
00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:33,800
That the bones

450
00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:42,900
That Thou hast broken may rejoice

451
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:46,800
Do you know, Mitchel, what prairie oysters are?

452
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,900
Fish.

453
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:54,500
So if someone feeds you a prairie oyster,
what would you be eating?

454
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,600
Fish. Like from the lakes and that. They're the...

455
00:47:58,700 --> 00:48:01,300
The clams with the little pearls in.

456
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:05,900
Prairie oysters would be very precious
to their owners. No.

457
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
No, look. lmagine...

458
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:12,300
Just imagine that this is a prairie oyster.

459
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,500
Now, go on. Eat that. Go on.
Put it in your mouth. Go on. Go on.

460
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,300
Now, what's it taste like?

461
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:23,700
Wet bread.
No.

462
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,800
It's all squishy with gritty bits in it.

463
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:30,800
That's the sand.

464
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,700
That's the sand. You're a comic.

465
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:39,500
No, you mule. It's got a skin round it.

466
00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:44,800
Do you spit the skin out?
No.

467
00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:48,100
Pick it out of your teeth afterwards, chump it up.

468
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,400
Now, swallow that, go on, swallow it. Swallow it.

469
00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:53,500
Go on, that's right.

470
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:57,900
Now, Mitchel, you have just eaten
a sheep's bollock.

471
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:06,800
The next time I ask you to work for me, Mitchel,

472
00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:10,900
I'll be expecting you to chew
someone's bollocks off on demand.

473
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,700
Oh, you're back.

474
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:20,300
What do you find in that toilet that's so fascinating?
I'll go and have a pee and a look.

475
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:25,400
What have they got since I was last in there?
Velvet seats, dirty pictures? Hah.

476
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:29,100
Free perfume? A private drinks bar?

477
00:49:59,900 --> 00:50:02,700
Cor, what a disgusting smell in here!

478
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,600
Must be the pigs using it, eh? How disgusting it is.

479
00:50:06,700 --> 00:50:10,900
Ha! Urgh, how horrible. Disgusting.

480
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,200
Revolting place, needs airing out. What's this?

481
00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:16,800
Gaw, phwoar, phwoar...

482
00:50:17,900 --> 00:50:22,900
Look. "There was a young man from Uckinham
who got caught while he was..."

483
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:27,300
That is disgusting!
People ought to be locked up for that.

484
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,600
Absolutely appalling. Not what I'm used to at all.

485
00:50:30,700 --> 00:50:34,300
It's disgraceful. Don't you reckon, don't you think?

486
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,600
Yes. God.

487
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,900
'Ere, what are you looking at?
What are you talking about?

488
00:50:39,900 --> 00:50:44,300
Don't pretend. You're waiting
for my young associates, aren't you?

489
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,700
A man ought to be able to piss
without harassment.

490
00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:50,800
How dare you? I'm getting the manager.
I am the manager.

491
00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:55,000
And you are out on the street.
Caught loitering in a toilet.

492
00:50:55,100 --> 00:50:57,600
Ow!
Yeah.

493
00:50:57,700 --> 00:51:03,000
That's what these people need.
Short, sharp, shock treatment.

494
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,700
Hello. What are you doing? Reading again?

495
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:18,000
This is not a library. The only thing
you're allowed to read in here is the menu.

496
00:51:18,100 --> 00:51:20,600
You are insulting the chef.

497
00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:23,900
Reading gives you indigestion,
didn't you know that?

498
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,400
Don't read at the table.

499
00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:32,600
I've just been reading stuff to make your hair curl.

500
00:51:32,700 --> 00:51:34,900
Out there, in the toilet.

501
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,200
That's the sort of stuff people read, not this.

502
00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:40,800
Don't you feel out of touch?

503
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,300
Does this stuff make money?

504
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:47,900
You know, I bet you're
the only man who's read this book.

505
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,700
But I bet you every man here
has read that stuff out there.

506
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,400
It makes you think, doesn't it?

507
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:58,800
You know, I reckon you read
because you got nobody to talk to.

508
00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:03,500
I tell you what. So you shouldn't eat alone,
why don't you come and join us?

509
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,900
Come and meet my wife.

510
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:11,500
She's seen you.
I know she's sorry for you sitting here all alone.

511
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:16,800
She likes to read too.
She spends hours sitting on the bed reading.

512
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,500
She even reads on the john.

513
00:52:26,700 --> 00:52:28,900
This is Cory.

514
00:52:30,900 --> 00:52:35,400
This is Mitchel. He can't read, can you, Mitchel?

515
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:38,700
Yes, I can.
Yeah. Comics and dirty magazines.

516
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:43,400
And this is Georgina. She is my wife.

517
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,200
What's your name?

518
00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:53,000
Michael.
Well, Michael. Is that a Jewish name, Michael?

519
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:58,500
Do you eat kosher food, Michael? Sit down,
Michael, and tell us all about kosher food, Michael.

520
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,600
I'm sorry but I'm not Jewish.
Why hide it?

521
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:06,300
60 percent of the people in this restaurant
are a touch Jewish, Michael.

522
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,600
Richard, set another place for Michael.

523
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:13,900
He is Jewish, so maybe you could find him
some spare ribs. No pork.

524
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:20,600
He won't need those.
We're going to hold a conversation, aren't we?

525
00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:24,600
You can start, Georgie.
Tell Michael all about yourself.

526
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:29,900
I'm sure your wife would rather eat in peace.
No. Talk, Georgina.

527
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,800
Here's your chance
to improve your table conversation.

528
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,000
Tell Michael you live in a big house

529
00:53:36,100 --> 00:53:38,800
and you spend �400 a week on clothes.

530
00:53:38,900 --> 00:53:41,000
I spend �400 a week on clothes.

531
00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:44,400
You have a petrol allowance of �40 a week.

532
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:48,300
I have a petrol allowance of �40 a week,
which I never use.

533
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:51,200
You wear beautiful things.
I wear beautiful things.

534
00:53:51,300 --> 00:53:54,700
You eat in the best restaurants.
I eat in the best restaurants.

535
00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:57,500
Georgina, try a little harder, please.

536
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:03,400
I go to a good hairdresser.
Yes, the best there is.

537
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:07,600
I go to a good dentist.
Yes, yeah, oh, yeah. He's Jewish.

538
00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:11,000
I go to a good gynaecologist.
You what?

539
00:54:11,100 --> 00:54:16,000
Who says it's unlikely I'll ever have a baby.
Michael doesn't want to know that.

540
00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:19,600
That the three miscarriages
have ruined my insides.

541
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:23,200
That isn't true, Michael doesn't need to know that.

542
00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:27,400
Now, drink up, Michael, let's talk about you.
What do you do?

543
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,200
I'm a gynaecologist.

544
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:36,800
You're a what?
You could always come and see me.

545
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:39,400
We don't need to discuss that subject.

546
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:43,400
Being infertile makes me a safe bet
for a good screw.

547
00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:45,600
Shut up, Georgie!

548
00:54:49,100 --> 00:54:51,700
I must apologise for my wife, Michael.

549
00:54:53,100 --> 00:54:57,300
If you don't get back to your table,
you're in danger of losing it.

550
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,500
The place gets very full about now.

551
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:04,200
Mitchel, take Michael back to his table.
Tell him about horses.

552
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,900
Oh, it's all right, Mr Spica, thank you.

553
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,400
I prefer to read my book.

554
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,700
Besides, I've finished. Thank you.

555
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,600
Thank you for introducing me to your wife.

556
00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:21,700
I like your name.

557
00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:11,300
Ah.

558
00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:18,800
What the hell do you think you're doing? Eh?

559
00:56:18,900 --> 00:56:25,000
Telling a complete stranger
intimate details about us?

560
00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:27,700
It's not about us. It's about me.

561
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,400
It's about us!

562
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:34,000
And what's all this,
how much time you spend in that loo?

563
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,200
What's all this about a gynaecologist? Who is he?

564
00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:42,600
It'd better be a she.
I don't want some bloke fingering my wife about.

565
00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:45,900
It's a man. He's Jewish.

566
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:50,400
And he's from Ethiopia.
What?

567
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:54,500
His mother is a Roman Catholic,
he's been in prison in South Africa,

568
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:58,700
he's as black as the ace of spades
and probably drinks his own pee.

569
00:56:58,700 --> 00:57:01,000
Take that, you bitch!
Oh!

570
00:57:01,100 --> 00:57:04,900
You lying, ungrateful bitch! You get in that car.

571
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,500
It's the doghouse for you, you bitch.

572
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:12,500
Bloody gynaecologist. Blasted gynaecologist.

573
00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:17,500
Get up. Get up.

574
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,800
Get in the car, you slag.

575
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,300
Get in there. Go on.

576
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,500
Yeah.

577
00:57:57,300 --> 00:57:59,300
Maiser came here.

578
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:04,300
And Trelawny with his black lady friends
who wore peaches in their hair.

579
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,600
Peaches?
lmitation.

580
00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:11,400
And the Austrian brothers sat by the door -
high-wire professionals.

581
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,800
Great balancers, sloppy with money.

582
00:58:13,900 --> 00:58:21,100
And Tim Tranter drank soup here
out of a cup with a straw when his jaw was broken.

583
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:26,500
There used to be a mark up there
where Goshy Capps threw a plate of kippers.

584
00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:29,200
Kippers?
Yes, kippers, for God's sake.

585
00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:31,600
You wouldn't find kippers here.

586
00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:35,700
They serve kippers for breakfast here.
You've had breakfast here?

587
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,800
The ferryman and his lady ate here every morning.

588
00:58:38,900 --> 00:58:43,300
The ferryman was a poofter.
And fish disagreed with him.

589
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:47,800
Who are all these people?
Small-time crooks and pimps...

590
00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:51,100
Boarst painted it out.
I'll get him to paint it back again.

591
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:55,000
..gigolos, busted boxers, cheap whores...

592
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:57,400
I've got the clippings at home.

593
00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:00,600
..bullies, hairdressers, faggots.

594
00:59:00,700 --> 00:59:03,300
Robin Hoods.
No, just hoods.

595
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:08,600
You're getting very smart.
Smart? Even his slang's out of date.

596
00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:12,300
Now I'm the clientele,
you understand? Me.

597
00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:16,300
And Georgie here and Cory Peterson.
The coq au vin is good.

598
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:20,600
Cock a what?
Chicken cooked in wine, you mule.

599
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:25,100
Bess Riddle lived on coq au vin.
More of the coq than the vin.

600
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,900
Starkie, there are ladies present.

601
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,900
Or there were. Where's she gone?
Gracie's no lady, are you?

602
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,400
She must have a bladder infection.
She's one of us.

603
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:40,300
There's nothing wrong
except she disappears to the john.

604
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,800
And which of the bladder infections
do you have, Starkie?

605
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:46,200
Ladies go to the toilet, not the john.

606
00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:50,700
Real ladies don't go to the toilet,
they go to the bathroom.

607
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:55,300
Boarst hasn't got a bathroom.
Shut your mouth.

608
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:59,700
You'd pee in your pants
before you'd recognise a respectable WC.

609
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:11,300
So, he's broken the silence for us

610
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,900
and your name is Georgina.

611
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:22,000
Yes. And don't ever call me Georgie.

612
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,600
You have beautiful eyes, Georgina.

613
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:35,200
And you have a beautiful prick, Mr Gynaecologist.

614
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:40,700
I have?
Yes, whatever its racist beliefs.

615
01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:48,000
Your husband is a curiosity.
He is?

616
01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:55,500
Why?

617
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,800
Why what?

618
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,500
Why am I married to him?

619
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:07,300
Why aren't you married?

620
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:10,000
How do you know I'm not?
You're not.

621
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,000
I'm not.
Why?

622
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:25,300
I once saw a film in which the main character
didn't speak for the first half an hour.

623
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:30,600
Like us? Do all the minutes we've been together
add up to half an hour?

624
01:01:33,300 --> 01:01:39,000
I was completely absorbed as to what would
happen because anything was possible.

625
01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:43,200
And then?

626
01:01:43,300 --> 01:01:46,400
He spoilt it, he spoke.

627
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:51,900
And?
Within five minutes, I'd lost interest.

628
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:58,200
So now you've opened your mouth,
do you expect me to lose interest?

629
01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:02,100
It was only a film.

630
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:10,200
Erm, now, we've been talking for one minute.

631
01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:14,900
We've got four minutes left
before you lose interest.

632
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,500
Four minutes. That's enough.

633
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,800
Where's the bomb?

634
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:27,300
He's, er... He's eating
avocado vinaigrette and prawns.

635
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,700
With his fingers.

636
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:34,600
Kiss me.

637
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:44,100
Your restaurant's noisy, Spica.
It's popular on a Sunday night.

638
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:47,000
I like a quiet restaurant, with floor shows.

639
01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:50,900
Boarst is a culinary artist, not a fancy entertainer.

640
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,600
But we're here to please you, Terry.
We'll get you a floor show.

641
01:02:54,700 --> 01:02:59,000
Cory, phone Santini. Five girls, strippers.

642
01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:02,100
Make it decent, will you? My daughter's present.

643
01:03:02,100 --> 01:03:06,100
Five dancing girls with music.
Strictly no filth, only class.

644
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:09,400
And make it quiet.
I want to keep my ears till I'm 90.

645
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:14,000
God, Terry, what sort of floor show
do you like? Mute nuns?

646
01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:18,300
If they call me Mr Fitch, I might.
I'm only Terry to my wife, Spica.

647
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:21,700
Like me.
You're Terry and all, are you?

648
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:25,600
I'm only Albert to Georgina.
Even when she's in the loo?

649
01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:29,200
Shut your whore up, Cory!
God, you're noisy, Spica.

650
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:33,200
Makes for indigestion.
Don't you find, love? What's your name?

651
01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:34,700
Patricia, Mr Fitch.

652
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:38,800
Are you a good dancer?
You look as if you might be a good dancer.

653
01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:42,900
We'd like to see you get up and dance, with Geoff.

654
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,200
Geoff's a very good dancer.

655
01:03:45,300 --> 01:03:49,000
There's no dancing allowed.
I always eat at home.

656
01:03:49,100 --> 01:03:51,600
Best place.
No food poisoning.

657
01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:56,700
Ricky Boarst is as safe as houses.
He keeps a very clean kitchen, go and see.

658
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:59,000
I'd like to see.

659
01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:04,500
Mitchel, take the lady to see the kitchen.
I'll take her myself, Spica.

660
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,800
Show me the way.
Through that door.

661
01:04:10,900 --> 01:04:15,100
I'll call in the bathroom
and send Georgie back tout de suite.

662
01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:17,400
That means immediately.

663
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:22,000
Your new girlfriend's cheap, Cory.
She's only practising her French.

664
01:04:22,100 --> 01:04:24,500
It's a French restaurant, isn't it?

665
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,100
Someone's having pheasant for dinner.

666
01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:59,800
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

667
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:04,900
We could be interrupted, um... 700 times.

668
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:12,600
What's your boyfriend paying you, Patricia?
Paying me? He doesn't pay me.

669
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:15,600
He buys me meals and drinks.

670
01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:18,700
Doesn't he give you no pocket money?
No.

671
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:22,500
Nothing for a tuna fish sandwich
late at night or a bottle of gin

672
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,900
to make you forget what you had for lunch?
No.

673
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,300
Phew, it stinks here.

674
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:35,300
Listen, how about if...

675
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,500
if I gave you some pocket money?

676
01:05:38,900 --> 01:05:40,900
What do I have to do to earn it?

677
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,200
OK, here they are. Where's Fitch?

678
01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:08,800
Phillipe, clear those tables. We need more space.

679
01:06:08,900 --> 01:06:12,000
But Mr Spica, they are eating.
Move them.

680
01:06:12,100 --> 01:06:16,300
You are in the way of the floor show.
You're gonna have to move.

681
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,500
We're in the middle of our meal.

682
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:23,200
If you're going to eat quite quickly,
you can finish your soup.

683
01:06:24,100 --> 01:06:27,700
After all, you don't want
to get trampled on, do you?

684
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,200
Hold him. Hold him.

685
01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:37,100
It's a pity you didn't take my advice.

686
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:40,700
All that lovely food. Richard will be disappointed.

687
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:46,700
Now, you're gonna have to eat in the kitchen
like naughty little children, eh?

688
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:49,300
Hey, what is your name?

689
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:53,000
What did you say? Did I hear you say William?

690
01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:57,000
Well, naughty little Willie, tiny little Willie,

691
01:06:57,100 --> 01:07:00,500
how would you like
to be spanked on your big, fat bottom?

692
01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:14,000
Seeing as you're so keen
on Richard's mushrooms, William,

693
01:07:14,100 --> 01:07:19,200
you, I'm gonna give you five, the count of five

694
01:07:19,300 --> 01:07:23,100
and I want to see you on the way to the kitchen

695
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,300
or you'll be out in the street!

696
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:27,400
Get out.

697
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:46,800
I am waiting, I am waiting

698
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:52,200
Come up with something sometime now

699
01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:58,200
We're only here for love....

700
01:07:58,300 --> 01:08:01,800
Oh, look at the time. I must go back.
One minute more.

701
01:08:01,900 --> 01:08:04,600
No.
30 seconds.

702
01:08:17,100 --> 01:08:20,000
Oh! Oh!

703
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,500
Oh. What the hell are you doing?

704
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,800
I bought meself a ride. Why don't you keep still?

705
01:08:26,900 --> 01:08:29,200
Sorry, I had a surprise.

706
01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:34,700
What bloody surprises
could there be possibly left for you?

707
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:36,900
I give up, you bitch.

708
01:08:38,100 --> 01:08:40,500
I'm sick ofjumpy whores.

709
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:46,600
You're only worth a Fitch one star -
that ain't for looks, that's for availability.

710
01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:49,000
I am waiting

711
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,100
I am waiting

712
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:57,400
Come up with something sometime now

713
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:02,500
We're only here for love

714
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,100
Outside the reach of money

715
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:08,600
Beyond the reach of fame

716
01:09:08,700 --> 01:09:13,300
We're not for buying or lending out....

717
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:16,400
Look who's just come out of the woodwork.

718
01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:24,100
Be quick and be tight

719
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:26,900
And be it not and be right

720
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,800
Then be slow and....

721
01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:35,500
What've you been doing?
I've just been earning you good money.

722
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:39,400
And I've just seen
how we can earn ourselves some more.

723
01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:43,700
Then go.

724
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:59,200
We have complaints of offensive smells
from two vans on the restaurant premises.

725
01:09:59,300 --> 01:10:02,400
The restaurant denies any responsibility. Over.

726
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:07,300
Why can't we meet somewhere else?

727
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:11,900
That's impossible.
It's better to do it under his nose.

728
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:16,000
He'll never believe I do it right under his nose

729
01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:20,200
between courses,

730
01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:23,300
between the hors d'oeuvres
and the canard � I'orange,

731
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:25,400
between the dessert and the coffee.

732
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,200
Besides,

733
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:32,400
I'm learning fast

734
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,800
how to cut corners, save time.

735
01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:41,400
I'm getting good at it, aren't I, Michael? Aren't I?

736
01:10:42,900 --> 01:10:45,900
Aren't I getting good at it? Aren't I?

737
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,700
Aren't I getting good at it? Mm.

738
01:10:49,900 --> 01:10:52,700
Aren't I getting good at it? Oh.

739
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:02,600
Last night was bloody awful
and you're to blame, Cory.

740
01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:06,600
Tonight you'll starve.
I don't like the foreign muck anyway.

741
01:11:06,700 --> 01:11:11,800
Don't talk to me like that, you uneducated prat!
You couldn't organise a rape in a brothel!

742
01:11:12,700 --> 01:11:17,900
The girls were lousy, the music was lousy,
you mucked the whole thing up.

743
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:21,300
Couldn't keep your own girl
under control at all. Tch!

744
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:24,200
First she shows off...
I didn't.

745
01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:26,800
Shut your face, who's talking to you?

746
01:11:26,900 --> 01:11:29,200
Then she goes and plays hard to get.

747
01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:33,800
I mean, if she's been with you, Cory,
how the hell can she be hard to get?

748
01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:41,300
Spangler, get us a drink, quickly.
Then she upsets Fitch in some way.

749
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:44,300
Fitch is a pig.
Fitch has got manners.

750
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:47,600
He was like a bear with a sore head.
Did you piss in his pants?

751
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:51,600
Then she's giggling like a virgin
playing with a candle.

752
01:11:51,700 --> 01:11:56,700
You'll have to make it up to him.
He likes you, though you look like a bloke.

753
01:11:56,800 --> 01:12:00,600
Perhaps he likes blokes.
None of that homosexual talk.

754
01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:04,000
He'll remember.
Yesterday evening's got my name on it.

755
01:12:04,100 --> 01:12:08,400
I'm not going with him.
He sweats and stinks and he can't make it.

756
01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:11,000
Shut your whore up, Cory.
Like Georgie?

757
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:14,400
Shut up!
She's a fine woman. She's never let me down.

758
01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:17,000
You must be joking.
Shut up, Pat!

759
01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:19,900
She's upset.
What do you mean, I must be joking?

760
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,900
Here. Get rid of her.
Don't do that to a woman.

761
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:26,200
I do what I like to a woman.
That's your trouble.

762
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:30,400
No wonder Georgie looks like she does
and hates your guts.

763
01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:33,800
What are you talking about?
No wonder she screws around.

764
01:12:33,900 --> 01:12:37,600
You what?
You're so bloody blind, you'd never notice.

765
01:12:37,700 --> 01:12:40,500
Shut up! She's raving.
I'm not. I saw them.

766
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:42,700
Who?
Georgie and that Jew.

767
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:46,500
What Jew?
That bloke who sits over there, reading.

768
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:50,600
Haven't you noticed?
They always go off to the john together.

769
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:55,400
You what?
Why do you think Georgie's always in the john?

770
01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:59,400
You blind bat.
She doesn't have the shits every five minutes.

771
01:13:00,300 --> 01:13:02,300
Shit!

772
01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:12,000
Shh. It's all right. It's all right. Shh. Quiet.

773
01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:14,200
Shh. Shh.

774
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,000
Shh.

775
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,100
I'm going to the loo.

776
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,400
Georgina!

777
01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:58,500
Georgina!

778
01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:02,800
Georgina, where are you, you bitch? Georgina!

779
01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:07,400
What are you doing? Get out!
Get out, you bitch. Georgina!

780
01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:09,600
Where are you? Get out!

781
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:11,800
Go on, get out!

782
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:14,100
Where are you?

783
01:14:14,100 --> 01:14:18,000
No, please!
Get out of here! Get out, you...

784
01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:22,200
Please, no! Please, no!

785
01:14:22,300 --> 01:14:25,000
Go on! Georgie!
Please, no.

786
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,500
Where are you, Georgie?

787
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:46,100
It's over. He has found out.

788
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:49,900
Georgina? Georgina!

789
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,300
Georgina!

790
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:55,500
Georgie! You get out.

791
01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:00,200
I'll get him to leave.

792
01:15:00,300 --> 01:15:04,300
Richard, don't get into trouble over me.
Georgie!

793
01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:09,900
Let's go and face him.
Don't be mad. He'll kill you!

794
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,400
Come quickly. Come with me.

795
01:15:17,300 --> 01:15:21,500
Wait here five minutes.
We'll freeze to death.

796
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:26,000
He will never look in here.
Only five minutes. I will get your clothes.

797
01:15:26,100 --> 01:15:29,400
Georgie, where are you?

798
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:35,600
Georgina! Georgie, where are you?

799
01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:37,900
Georgie. Georgie.

800
01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:42,000
You! Where is she? Where's my wife?

801
01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:45,400
What's the matter?
You know. Fetching her cigarettes.

802
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:48,500
Where's my wife?
Your wife is your affair.

803
01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:51,300
This is not a lost property office.

804
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:53,800
I want my wife! Where is she?

805
01:15:53,900 --> 01:15:57,800
You! You stupid little rat.
Where's my wife? Where is she?

806
01:15:57,900 --> 01:16:02,300
If you have finished,
I'll ask you to leave the kitchen.

807
01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:06,400
I have other diners to consider.
Oh! Uh!

808
01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:10,300
I'm the only diner who matters here.
I own this restaurant.

809
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:13,600
I want my wife. You've hidden her. Where is she?

810
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:17,000
God keep me calm! Where are they?

811
01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:20,200
Georgina! Georgina!

812
01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:24,200
Georgina! Georgina!
Ahh!

813
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,100
Georgina! Where is she, Boarst?

814
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:35,700
Boarst, where is she? Georgie! Georgie!

815
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,500
Georgie, you bitch!

816
01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:43,200
Hard around.

817
01:16:47,100 --> 01:16:50,400
Georgie! I want my wife!

818
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:01,600
Georgie!

819
01:17:04,900 --> 01:17:07,000
I'll bloody find her.

820
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:09,600
I'll bloody find her.

821
01:17:09,700 --> 01:17:14,900
I'll find them. I'll bloody find them.
I knew it. Scheming tart!

822
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,700
I'll bloody find them and I'll bloody kill him!

823
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,800
And I'll bloody eat him!

824
01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:22,700
I'll kill him and I'll eat him!

825
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:27,500
I'll kill him and then I'll eat him.
Oh, shit!

826
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:30,700
I'll eat him!

827
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,200
I'll eat him!

828
01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:39,300
We can get you out.
Eden can drive you. Where do you want to go?

829
01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:41,600
I know a place.

830
01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:45,400
What about our clothes?
I'll get them to you. Quickly.

831
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:48,600
Quickly. Quick.

832
01:18:07,300 --> 01:18:10,100
No. No. No. No.

833
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:13,300
No, please. Aah! No.

834
01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:56,800
What is this place?

835
01:19:56,900 --> 01:19:59,900
It's a book depository.

836
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:04,000
When my bookshop is quiet,
I do a stocktaking job.

837
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:08,700
I'm cataloguing French history.

838
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:15,000
There's a kitchen and a bathroom.

839
01:20:15,100 --> 01:20:19,300
It's a bit primitive but there's an extraordinary view.

840
01:20:19,300 --> 01:20:21,700
Have you read all these books?

841
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:23,900
No.

842
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:29,800
It's not necessary
for the book-keeper to read all the stock.

843
01:20:29,900 --> 01:20:33,100
With a job like this, you could be very boring.

844
01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:37,700
Are we safe here?

845
01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:42,300
Does Albert read?

846
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:44,400
No.

847
01:20:47,100 --> 01:20:49,900
If you don't read, does that make you safe?

848
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:52,200
Only from bad books.

849
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:57,000
You could spend a lifetime in here reading.

850
01:20:57,100 --> 01:21:03,700
You could. Two lifetimes, yours and mine.

851
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:06,300
Is that what I'm in for?
No.

852
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:15,500
What good are all these books to you?
You can't eat them.

853
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:18,400
How can they make you happy?

854
01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:21,400
I've always found them very reasonable.

855
01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:24,800
They don't change their minds
when you're not looking.

856
01:21:24,900 --> 01:21:27,600
That sounds like a disadvantage to me.

857
01:21:30,100 --> 01:21:32,200
Kiss me.

858
01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:37,200
Wash me thoroughly

859
01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:40,700
From my iniquity

860
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:43,900
And blot out....

861
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,300
I...
Blot out...

862
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,200
I think perhaps...
My...?

863
01:21:49,300 --> 01:21:52,800
I think perhaps we'll leave the singing.

864
01:21:52,900 --> 01:21:56,000
Do you agree, until later, maybe?

865
01:22:00,100 --> 01:22:02,600
How is the restaurant?

866
01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:07,000
It's all right.
And Richard? Mr Boarst?

867
01:22:07,100 --> 01:22:09,300
He's fine.

868
01:22:10,900 --> 01:22:14,000
Is there any more trouble,

869
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:17,000
er, like last night?

870
01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:19,900
No, sir.
Would you like to join us?

871
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:27,300
No, thank you. I'll eat later with Mr Boarst.

872
01:22:41,700 --> 01:22:43,700
Enjoy your meal.

873
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,800
Thank you.

874
01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:56,200
Erm, have you any other news to tell us?

875
01:22:57,100 --> 01:23:02,800
Mr Boarst says... He told me to tell you to stay put

876
01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:06,500
and he wishes you bon app�tit.

877
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:08,600
Thank you.

878
01:23:16,300 --> 01:23:19,500
When you're finished, I'm to take the dishes back.

879
01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:26,900
Oh, if you find any of those books interesting,
you can borrow them.

880
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:01,000
Wa-woo! Di-di-di-di-dah-da!

881
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:13,700
All right, where are they? Where are they?

882
01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:17,400
I don't know.
You don't know?

883
01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:22,200
I don't suppose you ate all this yourself.
What have we got in here? Let's see. Ah.

884
01:24:22,300 --> 01:24:26,600
Fish sauce with mayonnaise
and a touch of basil. I like basil.

885
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:29,200
What else we got in here? Aha.

886
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:32,900
It's sticky. Don't tell me.
Chocolate sauce, profiteroles.

887
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:36,000
Georgina liked profiteroles.

888
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:40,900
Oh, and serviettes
with Georgina's lipstick on them.

889
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,900
And a nice bottle of wine. Very nice.

890
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:47,100
He's for the chop, Richard.
I'll get my hands on him.

891
01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:51,600
Leave that bread roll alone. I need to know
where they are. Where are they? Eh?

892
01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:57,100
Ah. Ah. That's good.
Open your mouth. Come on, open it.

893
01:24:57,200 --> 01:25:00,900
Take an interest in your food.
We don't need to do this.

894
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:04,400
Getting squeamish?
He's just a kid.

895
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:08,500
Stand him up and get his trousers down.
Leave him alone.

896
01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:14,100
Get out. Who needs fairies like you?
And take your four-eyed cousin with you.

897
01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:19,700
See how you get on in the streets without
me to wipe your noses. Get lost! Righto.

898
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:23,100
OK, button eater, tell me where they are.

899
01:25:27,100 --> 01:25:29,500
OK, button eater, where are they?

900
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:35,100
We've run out of buttons.
But there is one more button.

901
01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:38,600
It's your belly button.
How'd you like to swallow that?

902
01:25:38,700 --> 01:25:40,900
Albert!
You still here?

903
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,900
Well, then, watch this.

904
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:56,600
Wake him up! Wake him up, wake him up.
I must find out where she is!

905
01:25:56,700 --> 01:25:58,800
Wake him up!

906
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:01,800
Wake him up!

907
01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:07,700
Where are they?
If he comes to, he better start to talk.

908
01:26:15,300 --> 01:26:17,900
I got 'em!

909
01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:05,600
I have brought your dinner.

910
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:16,600
Where's the kitchen lad?

911
01:27:16,700 --> 01:27:20,500
He is in hospital.
What?

912
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:28,600
He said he told them nothing and I believe him.

913
01:27:28,700 --> 01:27:32,900
I must see him.
I don't think that's wise.

914
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,000
I'm coming.

915
01:27:35,900 --> 01:27:38,400
You must take me to him.

916
01:27:38,500 --> 01:27:41,900
Start packing.
What have we got to pack?

917
01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:46,600
Richard. Richard, bring that for Pup.

918
01:27:46,700 --> 01:27:50,300
What can you do? You only endanger yourself.

919
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:54,100
I'll only be gone an hour.

920
01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:57,400
Richard, you can bring me back, can't you?

921
01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:03,100
Oh, poor Pup. Oh, poor Pup.

922
01:28:10,700 --> 01:28:13,100
Leave me something to eat.

923
01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:15,200
Of course.

924
01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:20,100
Please be very careful.

925
01:28:46,300 --> 01:28:53,300
Have mercy upon me

926
01:28:54,800 --> 01:29:01,400
Have mercy upon me

927
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:09,800
Blot out my transgressions

928
01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:17,900
Blot out my transgressions

929
01:29:18,900 --> 01:29:26,000
Purge me with hyssop....

930
01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:30,500
Thank you.

931
01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:41,300
Wash me, wash me

932
01:29:41,300 --> 01:29:49,000
And I shall be whiter than snow....

933
01:29:57,600 --> 01:30:00,200
Hold him by his hair.

934
01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:02,400
He hasn't got much hair to hold.

935
01:30:02,500 --> 01:30:06,200
Disgusting to be that old and to be her lover.
Same age as you.

936
01:30:06,300 --> 01:30:11,000
I'm her husband, not her lover.
You can only be one and not the other?

937
01:30:11,100 --> 01:30:17,700
If he'd been younger, I could've understood.
He'd just be a passing fancy. You bastard!

938
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:22,000
Right, Mitchel, now's your chance.
You are gonna chew bollocks.

939
01:30:22,100 --> 01:30:24,700
He's too old.
What's that mean?

940
01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:27,600
He's the same age as me, 40, almost.

941
01:30:27,700 --> 01:30:30,700
If he was younger it would've been all right?

942
01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:34,900
My God. When you're 17, is being 40 old?

943
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:41,900
He probably hasn't had a bath recently.
God, Mitchel, you are a prize mule.

944
01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:45,500
Well, I mean, certainly...

945
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:49,400
He must've been with Georgina last night.
No! Shut up.

946
01:30:49,500 --> 01:30:52,200
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!

947
01:30:52,300 --> 01:30:54,700
You pissing little worm.

948
01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:58,800
God, you are an idiot, Mitchel.

949
01:30:58,900 --> 01:31:03,200
You can be guaranteed
to say the wrong thing at the right time.

950
01:31:03,300 --> 01:31:07,800
I didn't mean that you literally
had to chew his bollocks off.

951
01:31:07,900 --> 01:31:10,700
I meant it metaphorically.

952
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:13,000
What does that mean, Albert?

953
01:31:13,100 --> 01:31:16,500
"Jewish Book-keeper Savaged
By Young Sex Maniac."

954
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:20,200
I don't want this to look like a sex murder.

955
01:31:20,300 --> 01:31:25,600
It's a revenge killing, an affair of the heart,
a crime passionnel.

956
01:31:25,700 --> 01:31:29,200
I want no evil gossip spread around about me.

957
01:31:29,300 --> 01:31:35,000
They are not going to say... They are going
to say this was a dignified revenge killing.

958
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:37,200
They're gonna admire the style.

959
01:31:37,300 --> 01:31:41,400
"He was stuffed. And Albert liked good food."

960
01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:45,900
They might even smile.
"He was stuffed with the tools of his trade."

961
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:51,800
"He was stuffed with books.
The crummy little book-keeper was..."

962
01:31:51,900 --> 01:31:56,700
Mitchel, no unnecessary... No unnecessaries.

963
01:31:57,900 --> 01:32:03,200
Finish him off! Shut his mouth, hold his nose,
ram the bloody books down his throat.

964
01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:05,800
Suffocate the bastard!

965
01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:15,100
Michael!

966
01:32:25,100 --> 01:32:26,600
Michael.

967
01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:54,500
OK, so this is how you eat the crayfish.
First, you snap off the head.

968
01:32:55,900 --> 01:32:58,000
Then you pull out the whiskers,

969
01:32:58,100 --> 01:33:00,400
then you strip off the legs.

970
01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:09,300
And then you poke out the soft part of the body.

971
01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:13,100
You turn the light out?
What light?

972
01:33:13,800 --> 01:33:18,500
Idiot. You wouldn't remember to fart.
Place might burn down with all them books.

973
01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:23,300
That would nicely destroy the evidence.
I don't want it destroyed, idiot!

974
01:33:23,400 --> 01:33:25,200
I want Georgina to see it.

975
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:30,100
What did he say?

976
01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:34,400
The French Revolution
was easier to swallow than Napoleon.

977
01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:38,200
Napoleon was a prat. He threw everything away.

978
01:34:38,300 --> 01:34:43,700
Napoleon liked seafood.
His favourite dish was oysters Florentine.

979
01:34:43,800 --> 01:34:47,100
It's amazing, isn't it? Churchill liked seafood.

980
01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:51,100
All the great generals were keen on seafood.

981
01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:54,300
What did Julius Caesar like, or Hitler?

982
01:34:54,400 --> 01:34:57,700
Hitler liked clams. And Mussolini liked squid.

983
01:34:57,800 --> 01:35:00,700
You're making it up.
What do you know, Harris?

984
01:35:00,700 --> 01:35:04,200
What did the bookseller eat?
You could tell from his vomit.

985
01:35:04,200 --> 01:35:08,500
What do I care what he ate?
It all comes out as shit in the end.

986
01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:30,900
I'm so tired.

987
01:35:33,900 --> 01:35:36,100
I'm going to sleep.

988
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:54,000
I've got a lot to tell you in the morning.

989
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:57,400
And I want you to listen.

990
01:35:59,400 --> 01:36:03,000
Somebody should know.
And who can I tell but you?

991
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:09,800
And then...

992
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:16,500
when I wake up in the morning,

993
01:36:20,800 --> 01:36:23,000
I want you to kiss me.

994
01:36:27,500 --> 01:36:29,800
And then I want breakfast.

995
01:36:30,900 --> 01:36:34,700
Erm, coffee and fresh rolls and butter

996
01:36:37,200 --> 01:36:39,400
and marmalade.

997
01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:43,600
And toast.

998
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:46,900
And...

999
01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:51,100
Good night, Michael.

1000
01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:58,900
I'll see you in the morning.

1001
01:37:03,300 --> 01:37:05,400
I love you.

1002
01:37:07,100 --> 01:37:10,500
You shouldn't have done it. It wasn't worth it.
You what?

1003
01:37:10,600 --> 01:37:15,000
Georgina wasn't worth it?
How bloody dare you say that?

1004
01:37:15,100 --> 01:37:19,800
Georgina's worth a thousand
snooty little Jewish book-keeping clerks

1005
01:37:19,900 --> 01:37:22,900
who masturbate over the French Revolution.

1006
01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:28,300
The book-keeper will get us into trouble
and he wasn't worth it. Calm down.

1007
01:37:28,400 --> 01:37:33,800
Little circumcised mediocrity
was screwing my wife! I will not calm down!

1008
01:37:33,900 --> 01:37:38,200
I've seen you, Harris, eyeing Georgina,
looking at another man's wife.

1009
01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:42,100
I've seen you watch her skirt fly up
when she got out of the car.

1010
01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:44,700
Yes, I've seen you sniffing her, Harris.

1011
01:37:44,800 --> 01:37:48,300
And to think I ever trusted you with her,

1012
01:37:49,100 --> 01:37:52,400
that I ever trusted you to drive her home
when I was drunk.

1013
01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:55,500
You get out of this restaurant!
Calm down.

1014
01:37:55,600 --> 01:37:59,200
Mitchel, get Richard.
I want this man banned. Get out!

1015
01:37:59,300 --> 01:38:02,900
If you want to shout...
I can shout in my own restaurant!

1016
01:38:02,900 --> 01:38:06,900
I own this restaurant. Get out! Fuck you!

1017
01:38:08,900 --> 01:38:12,800
Go, you mule! Richard, I'm closing you up.

1018
01:38:12,900 --> 01:38:16,800
Really?
You are finished, Richard.

1019
01:38:16,900 --> 01:38:22,300
Allowing decent people to dine
with wife snatchers. You're finished!

1020
01:38:22,400 --> 01:38:24,500
I think not, Mr Spica!

1021
01:38:24,600 --> 01:38:30,100
And if I did, where would you eat?
Who would have you?

1022
01:38:30,200 --> 01:38:35,400
Now, if you'd kindly leave,
we can start clearing up the mess you have made.

1023
01:38:35,500 --> 01:38:40,600
I'm warning you. Tomorrow
your restaurant will be just one big car park.

1024
01:38:40,700 --> 01:38:43,200
Nothing more.
I wonder how you will do that.

1025
01:38:43,300 --> 01:38:48,500
A bulldozer, Richard.
Your cuisine will be 20 feet under brick dust.

1026
01:38:48,600 --> 01:38:52,000
Get out of it, Harris. You get out of it.

1027
01:38:52,100 --> 01:38:56,100
Go on. I can tell loyalty when I see it.

1028
01:39:21,000 --> 01:39:23,300
Well, Michael,

1029
01:39:25,500 --> 01:39:27,700
you didn't kiss me

1030
01:39:29,900 --> 01:39:32,000
so...

1031
01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:37,500
I suppose I have to make my own breakfast.

1032
01:39:40,700 --> 01:39:42,900
Don't get up yet.

1033
01:39:59,300 --> 01:40:01,400
Well, Michael,

1034
01:40:04,400 --> 01:40:06,500
that's that.

1035
01:40:07,900 --> 01:40:11,400
Short and very sweet.

1036
01:40:14,600 --> 01:40:19,000
Now you're not listening,
I suppose I could tell you about Albert.

1037
01:40:20,100 --> 01:40:25,100
I meant to tell you eventually
but I'd have to know you better because...

1038
01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:27,800
Well, because I'd be so ashamed.

1039
01:40:30,600 --> 01:40:35,100
But it's important that I tell you now
so that I can have done with it.

1040
01:40:41,400 --> 01:40:47,000
Albert beat me. Well, I know you know that.
You saw the bruises.

1041
01:40:48,300 --> 01:40:50,600
He was regular in his habits.

1042
01:40:56,100 --> 01:40:59,800
When we got back from the restaurant,
he'd make me get a hot, wet towel

1043
01:40:59,900 --> 01:41:02,200
and accompany him to the toilet.

1044
01:41:04,300 --> 01:41:06,600
And I'd have to wipe his...

1045
01:41:10,800 --> 01:41:14,000
After I finished, he... he made... Oh...

1046
01:41:18,500 --> 01:41:20,600
Help me, Michael.

1047
01:41:24,300 --> 01:41:29,300
On his side of the bed he had
a suitcase with all kinds of objects in it.

1048
01:41:29,400 --> 01:41:31,600
Er, a toothbrush,

1049
01:41:33,500 --> 01:41:35,600
a wooden spoon,

1050
01:41:39,100 --> 01:41:41,400
a plastic train,

1051
01:41:42,700 --> 01:41:44,800
a wine bottle.

1052
01:41:44,900 --> 01:41:47,100
And he'd use them.

1053
01:41:48,800 --> 01:41:53,500
If I didn't do it whilst he watched,
he'd insist on doing it himself.

1054
01:41:55,200 --> 01:41:58,300
At least when I did it, it hurt less.

1055
01:42:00,800 --> 01:42:05,800
I don't think he was very interested in sex -
not with me, not with women.

1056
01:42:10,100 --> 01:42:12,300
I left him four times.

1057
01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:16,500
I caught the night ferry.

1058
01:42:18,900 --> 01:42:23,000
He and Harris found me in Brussels,
they brought me back.

1059
01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:27,600
On the boat, Albert cried, bought me presents.

1060
01:42:29,800 --> 01:42:34,500
But then after we landed,
when we gotjust outside the harbour,

1061
01:42:34,600 --> 01:42:37,400
before the motorway, he stopped the car

1062
01:42:37,500 --> 01:42:42,500
and he and Harris and Spangler dragged me out
and stripped me and beat me.

1063
01:42:48,800 --> 01:42:50,900
'Michael,

1064
01:42:53,200 --> 01:42:55,400
'all this must finish.

1065
01:42:57,500 --> 01:43:00,600
'Help me, Michael. Please.'

1066
01:43:08,100 --> 01:43:10,200
He's dead.

1067
01:43:12,700 --> 01:43:17,900
They stuffed his mouth with paper
ripped from his favourite book.

1068
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:21,000
Could you cook him?
Cook who, Georgina?

1069
01:43:22,500 --> 01:43:24,600
Michael.

1070
01:43:24,700 --> 01:43:27,500
No. Mon dieu, non.

1071
01:43:30,300 --> 01:43:35,300
You have a reputation
for a wide range of experimental dishes.

1072
01:43:37,700 --> 01:43:40,200
He might taste good.

1073
01:43:40,300 --> 01:43:42,500
I'm sure he would taste good.

1074
01:43:42,600 --> 01:43:45,100
What would taste best?

1075
01:43:45,200 --> 01:43:48,400
His heart? His liver?

1076
01:43:48,500 --> 01:43:51,200
The cheeks of his backside?

1077
01:43:51,300 --> 01:43:54,800
His prairie oysters?

1078
01:43:57,400 --> 01:43:59,500
Georgina,

1079
01:43:59,600 --> 01:44:01,700
sit down.

1080
01:44:03,000 --> 01:44:05,100
Sit down.

1081
01:44:07,800 --> 01:44:11,300
When you make out a menu,
how do you price each dish?

1082
01:44:14,200 --> 01:44:17,400
I charge a lot for anything black.

1083
01:44:17,400 --> 01:44:21,600
Grapes, olives, blackcurrants.

1084
01:44:24,700 --> 01:44:27,700
People like to remind themselves of death,

1085
01:44:28,600 --> 01:44:32,500
eating black food is like consuming death,

1086
01:44:33,700 --> 01:44:40,500
like saying, "Death, I'm eating you."

1087
01:44:40,500 --> 01:44:44,800
Black truffles are the most expensive. And caviar.

1088
01:44:46,700 --> 01:44:49,200
Death and birth.

1089
01:44:50,500 --> 01:44:53,300
The end and the beginning.

1090
01:44:54,600 --> 01:44:59,800
Don't you think it's appropriate
that the most expensive items are black?

1091
01:45:03,700 --> 01:45:06,000
We also charge for vanity.

1092
01:45:07,100 --> 01:45:10,100
Diet foods have an additional surcharge

1093
01:45:11,500 --> 01:45:13,900
of 30�/..

1094
01:45:14,800 --> 01:45:17,700
Aphrodisiacs, 50�/..

1095
01:45:17,800 --> 01:45:23,000
And from what I saw,
your lover did not need an aphrodisiac.

1096
01:45:23,900 --> 01:45:27,800
What did you see? I want to know.

1097
01:45:28,900 --> 01:45:31,000
Nobody knew but you.

1098
01:45:31,900 --> 01:45:35,400
Everyone pitied me. Even you pitied me.

1099
01:45:35,500 --> 01:45:39,400
And how can I know that he loved me
if there were no witnesses?

1100
01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:46,000
If you loved him, that does not seem
to be a very necessary question.

1101
01:45:46,100 --> 01:45:49,200
Yes, it does! Tell me what you know!

1102
01:45:52,500 --> 01:45:55,500
What I saw was what you let me see.

1103
01:45:58,100 --> 01:46:00,100
Of course it was.

1104
01:46:01,000 --> 01:46:05,600
How could I know that it was real
unless someone else was watching?

1105
01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:10,200
Tell me what you saw.

1106
01:46:11,200 --> 01:46:13,600
Or are you ashamed to tell me?

1107
01:46:17,400 --> 01:46:19,600
No.

1108
01:46:19,700 --> 01:46:22,100
I saw him kissing you

1109
01:46:24,200 --> 01:46:26,300
on the mouth,

1110
01:46:28,500 --> 01:46:30,600
on the neck,

1111
01:46:31,500 --> 01:46:33,600
behind your ear.

1112
01:46:37,400 --> 01:46:39,800
I saw him undressing you.

1113
01:46:44,400 --> 01:46:46,700
I saw him kissing your breasts.

1114
01:46:50,700 --> 01:46:54,500
I saw him put his hand between your legs.

1115
01:46:56,900 --> 01:46:59,300
And what did you see me do?

1116
01:47:03,000 --> 01:47:05,200
I saw you kiss him on the mouth.

1117
01:47:09,500 --> 01:47:13,900
I saw you lying under him on the floor of the pantry.

1118
01:47:17,400 --> 01:47:20,700
I saw him take you from behind.

1119
01:47:25,400 --> 01:47:29,200
I saw you take his penis in your mouth.

1120
01:47:32,400 --> 01:47:34,800
I saw you...

1121
01:47:51,900 --> 01:47:54,500
Do lovers always behave like that?

1122
01:47:59,500 --> 01:48:02,600
My parents behaved like that.

1123
01:48:02,700 --> 01:48:04,800
They did?

1124
01:48:04,900 --> 01:48:09,300
You saw them?
And lovers in the cinema behave like that.

1125
01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:11,500
No, that doesn't count.

1126
01:48:11,600 --> 01:48:16,600
And in my fantasies,
lovers always behave like that.

1127
01:48:16,700 --> 01:48:19,500
Were you jealous?

1128
01:48:19,500 --> 01:48:21,700
Did we make you jealous?

1129
01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:25,300
Did you want to join us?

1130
01:48:26,400 --> 01:48:30,000
If you did, help me now.
Georgina, no.

1131
01:48:30,100 --> 01:48:35,400
In memory of us making love in your kitchen
and in your fantasies, help me now.

1132
01:48:35,500 --> 01:48:38,200
No.

1133
01:48:38,300 --> 01:48:42,400
In memory of your parents making love,
help me now.

1134
01:48:42,500 --> 01:48:44,500
Georgina, no!

1135
01:48:45,500 --> 01:48:48,100
People I like learn my name too late.

1136
01:48:49,600 --> 01:48:51,900
Too late?

1137
01:48:53,100 --> 01:48:55,300
Cook Michael for me.

1138
01:48:55,400 --> 01:48:57,400
No.

1139
01:48:58,500 --> 01:49:01,200
This was his favourite restaurant.

1140
01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:04,300
It's also mine.

1141
01:49:05,300 --> 01:49:07,500
Cook Michael for me.

1142
01:49:09,000 --> 01:49:11,800
If I did,

1143
01:49:11,900 --> 01:49:14,900
who would ever eat here again?

1144
01:49:19,100 --> 01:49:21,500
How can I make you change your mind?

1145
01:49:25,000 --> 01:49:28,700
Do you want to make love with me?
You can do what he did.

1146
01:49:32,500 --> 01:49:34,800
How can I persuade you?

1147
01:49:35,600 --> 01:49:38,000
You can't. You may have loved him...

1148
01:49:38,000 --> 01:49:40,600
You know I did, you saw me.

1149
01:49:42,200 --> 01:49:45,300
But you don't have to eat him, Georgina.

1150
01:49:45,300 --> 01:49:50,100
Do you... do you have some idea
that by eating him

1151
01:49:50,200 --> 01:49:52,600
he can become part of you?

1152
01:49:52,700 --> 01:49:57,200
You can't believe that by eating him
you can always be together!

1153
01:49:58,200 --> 01:50:00,400
I'm not eating him.

1154
01:50:03,500 --> 01:50:06,500
Albert is.
Albert?

1155
01:50:11,300 --> 01:50:13,800
There's �11,000. It's Michael's.

1156
01:50:21,400 --> 01:50:23,600
Put your money away.

1157
01:50:30,400 --> 01:50:32,600
Where is he?

1158
01:52:18,300 --> 01:52:20,500
What's going on here?

1159
01:52:20,600 --> 01:52:24,800
Why do I suddenly have to come in
to my own restaurant like a stranger?

1160
01:52:24,900 --> 01:52:27,100
Special invitations.

1161
01:52:28,100 --> 01:52:31,500
Which I might say
could've gone to a better printer.

1162
01:52:31,600 --> 01:52:34,300
I have to bang on the door like an outcast.

1163
01:52:36,100 --> 01:52:38,200
Well, well, well.

1164
01:52:38,200 --> 01:52:43,400
Georgina Duckles.
What brings you here, you bitch?

1165
01:52:44,300 --> 01:52:47,800
I'm very surprised
you show your face here, you slut.

1166
01:52:47,900 --> 01:52:51,800
Where you been? Albert has been frantic.

1167
01:52:51,900 --> 01:52:54,500
Shut up, Grace. Find me a drink.

1168
01:52:54,600 --> 01:52:58,800
Happy anniversary, Albert.
I'll bloody kill you for what you did!

1169
01:52:58,900 --> 01:53:02,600
You should find that easy.
Don't think I'm taking you back.

1170
01:53:02,600 --> 01:53:04,800
I'll make you pay, you slut.

1171
01:53:04,900 --> 01:53:08,500
Your bottom's going to be
very, very sore for weeks.

1172
01:53:09,600 --> 01:53:13,900
No more books for you, girl.
You're staying in under lock and key.

1173
01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:18,700
There's going to be no more books
or prick-sniffing for you, girl.

1174
01:53:20,200 --> 01:53:22,600
Happy anniversary, Albert.

1175
01:53:22,700 --> 01:53:26,500
What are you talking about? It's not my birthday.

1176
01:53:26,600 --> 01:53:33,300
No, but it's an anniversary that I shall
always celebrate, even if you won't. And you won't.

1177
01:53:33,300 --> 01:53:38,100
What? Where is everybody?
They'll be here presently.

1178
01:53:38,200 --> 01:53:40,900
Look, Georgina.
What?

1179
01:53:41,000 --> 01:53:44,600
It's all over now.
What is?

1180
01:53:44,700 --> 01:53:48,100
Grace, just go and look out of a window.
Oh.

1181
01:53:48,200 --> 01:53:50,600
Mitchel, bugger off out of it.

1182
01:53:50,700 --> 01:53:53,700
Look, Georgina, when the others arrive...

1183
01:53:53,800 --> 01:53:56,900
Where are they? The invitation says nine o'clock.

1184
01:53:57,000 --> 01:54:00,600
Where are they gonna sit?
They'll be here presently.

1185
01:54:00,700 --> 01:54:04,800
Look, Georgina, you didn't...
didn't really like him, did you?

1186
01:54:04,800 --> 01:54:10,000
I mean, how could you like
a bloody book-keeper, a nobody?

1187
01:54:11,100 --> 01:54:15,800
I tell you what. I'll try... We'll forget it, eh?

1188
01:54:16,700 --> 01:54:19,400
Eh? Come home with me.

1189
01:54:19,400 --> 01:54:23,800
Tell you the truth, Georgie,
I've been a bit miserable.

1190
01:54:23,900 --> 01:54:28,000
Since it is your anniversary...
What bloody anniversary?

1191
01:54:28,100 --> 01:54:30,200
I've brought you a present.

1192
01:54:30,200 --> 01:54:33,900
I don't need presents.
It's me who gives you presents.

1193
01:54:34,000 --> 01:54:37,800
Besides, you've never had
the money to give me presents.

1194
01:54:37,900 --> 01:54:40,300
And Richard has cooked it for you.

1195
01:54:41,300 --> 01:54:44,100
Under my instructions.
Oh?

1196
01:54:44,100 --> 01:54:46,200
Knowing how you like to eat.

1197
01:54:47,300 --> 01:54:50,000
Knowing how you like to gorge yourself.

1198
01:54:51,200 --> 01:54:54,400
And we've brought a few of your friends around.

1199
01:56:00,800 --> 01:56:03,600
What sort of party is this, Georgie?

1200
01:56:05,400 --> 01:56:08,900
What's going on?
Sit down, Albert.

1201
01:56:10,000 --> 01:56:12,200
Can't I sit down, Georgina?

1202
01:56:12,300 --> 01:56:14,700
No, this is Albert's special treat.

1203
01:56:16,900 --> 01:56:22,700
Here, I'm not eating with that Roy there.
Shut up, Albert.

1204
01:56:24,700 --> 01:56:27,100
You're here to enjoy yourself.

1205
01:56:38,100 --> 01:56:40,200
Georgie.

1206
01:56:56,600 --> 01:56:58,900
Jesus!

1207
01:56:59,000 --> 01:57:00,400
God.

1208
01:57:04,500 --> 01:57:08,200
No, it's not God, Albert. It's Michael.

1209
01:57:09,900 --> 01:57:11,900
My lover.

1210
01:57:12,900 --> 01:57:16,000
You vowed you would kill him, and you did.

1211
01:57:18,000 --> 01:57:20,400
And you vowed you would eat him.

1212
01:57:22,100 --> 01:57:24,400
Now eat him.

1213
01:57:26,300 --> 01:57:28,500
What's the matter?

1214
01:57:28,600 --> 01:57:32,300
You have your knife and fork.
You do know how to use them.

1215
01:57:32,400 --> 01:57:36,800
Or have all those carefully-learnt table manners
gone to waste?

1216
01:57:47,900 --> 01:57:50,600
Mitchel can pour you a drink.

1217
01:57:58,000 --> 01:58:00,700
Your waiter has opted out.

1218
01:58:00,800 --> 01:58:03,800
Er, Grace will pour for you.

1219
01:58:03,900 --> 01:58:05,900
Oh.

1220
01:58:09,100 --> 01:58:11,400
Non, monsieur!
Yah!

1221
01:58:29,800 --> 01:58:32,400
Eat, Albert.

1222
01:58:33,700 --> 01:58:36,100
Roy, pour Albert a drink.

1223
01:59:13,000 --> 01:59:17,700
Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy.

1224
01:59:18,600 --> 01:59:21,000
And you know where it's been.

1225
01:59:57,400 --> 01:59:59,600
Go on, Albert.

1226
02:00:00,500 --> 02:00:02,600
Eat.

1227
02:00:20,400 --> 02:00:22,500
Bon app�tit.

1228
02:00:24,900 --> 02:00:27,100
It's French.

1229
02:00:54,200 --> 02:00:56,300
Cannibal.