1
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I'd like another shot
at that prize money.

2
00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:02,192
- Okay for next Sunday?
- No, Jim. It ain't okay.

3
00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:05,153
- Now, look, Bice...
- No, you look.

4
00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,396
All of my drivers
are 18, 19.

5
00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,034
You're too old
for these kid snorts.

6
00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,071
You're liable
to get hurt in there.

7
00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,829
You used to be a big track driver.
Ain't you got no pride?

8
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I ran out of pride
when I ran out of cars.

9
00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,590
Jim, you gotta look
at yourself.

10
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Okay, you start out all right.
You win a couple of tracks,
you think you're on your way.

11
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But it didn't
work out, did it?

12
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- Much obliged.
- You need any money?

13
00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,317
Nope.

14
00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:43,079
Hey.

15
00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,555
What do you do
with this stuff?

16
00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,148
It's for a friend.

17
00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,396
Hey! How'd it go?

18
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Okay.

19
00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,034
- I brought you something.
- Oh, thanks.

20
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Aw, the poor thing.

21
00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,317
I'll find a good spot for it.

22
00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,431
- You got hurt again.
- So?

23
00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,028
One of these days you're
gonna get wiped out entirely.

24
00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,077
Why you gotta be a driver?

25
00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,714
Maybe that's not
your thing, racing.

26
00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,718
How about all those car agencies
down on Van Ness?

27
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I bet a top mechanic there
gets a lot of good bread laid on him.

28
00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,517
What is the matter
with everybody?

29
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Can't you understand?
I'm not a mechanic, I'm a driver.

30
00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,994
I know just how you feel, Jim.

31
00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,032
Hey, I used to think I was
happy painting flower seeds.

32
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Then one day, inside me,
this little voice says,

33
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"Tennessee Steinmetz."

34
00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,232
I said, "What?"
It said, "You ain't happy."

35
00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:41,512
Tennessee, why is it the only thing
we have in this house is parrot food?

36
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- I mean, we don't have a parrot.
- Eat that. That's good.

37
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That's pressed kelp.
That aerates your liver.

38
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Then this voice inside
of me continued as follows:

39
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"This is nowhere.
Ya gotta make a new scene.

40
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Ya gotta change your bag."

41
00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,430
That's when I split.
I went to Tibet,

42
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to a mountaintop,
with swamis and monks.

43
00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,915
I discovered my real self.

44
00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,917
It was wonderful.

45
00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:12,589
I don't have
to go to Tibet.

46
00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,676
I know who I am.

47
00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,992
I know what I want.

48
00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,556
There are dirt track races at a carnival
near Bakersfield this week.

49
00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,911
If I can get over there
I can pick up a couple of bucks.
Okay to use your wheels?

50
00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,510
Okay, but you're gonna have
a little trouble getting it started.

51
00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,434
Where's the beast?

52
00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,869
You didn't
cut up the Edsel.

53
00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,511
It came over me
all of a sudden.

54
00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:45,473
It was the only
decent thing to do.

55
00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:49,115
Believe me, Jim,
it'll be happier up there.

56
00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,993
[Laughing]

57
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[No Audio]

58
00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,557
Are you all right?
Are you dizzy?

59
00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:41,069
Oh, no. There's a slight
racking pain in my head here.

60
00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:45,637
Oh, well, I think you'd better sit down.
I'm really terribly sorry.

61
00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,876
Well, it's not your fault.
I didn't mean to startle you.

62
00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,037
Looks like you've been running
into all sorts of things lately.

63
00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,436
Yeah. Oh, this
is just a little...

64
00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,791
- Oh, lady.
- [Chuckling] Oh, really, sir.

65
00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,388
Excuse me.

66
00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,472
Over 400 cubes.

67
00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:14,229
Dual quads, all synchro box,
zero to 60 under five.

68
00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,999
All right, Miss Bennett.
I'll see to this gentleman myself.

69
00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,759
May I be of service, sir?

70
00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:23,156
I see that you're a person
who appreciates fine things.

71
00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:26,078
You're no doubt aware that this
is the celebrated Thorndyke special.

72
00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,475
Allow me to say, sir,

73
00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,512
that I think this car
would suit you very well.

74
00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:33,437
Yes.
Yes, it would.

75
00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:37,269
- May I offer you a glass
of sherry and a biscuit?
- Go right ahead.

76
00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:42,235
I take it the question of price
does not greatly concern
a gentleman like yourself.

77
00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,191
Oh, I wouldn't haggle
if that's what you mean.

78
00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,595
What price range
did you have in mind?

79
00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,438
About $75.

80
00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:52,519
$75.
[Laughs]

81
00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,915
I could go 80 in a pinch.
What do you have in the way of
cheap, honest transportation?

82
00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,600
Cheap, honest transportation!

83
00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,717
I will bid you good day, sir.

84
00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,796
Good day.

85
00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,115
Hey!

86
00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,276
Havershaw!

87
00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:13,995
Now, where did
this come from?

88
00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:17,795
- Mr Thorndyke, yes, sir?
- What is this thing
doing in my showroom?

89
00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,036
I believe Miss Bennett
may know something about this.

90
00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:24,119
Yes. You remember when Mrs van Luit
purchased her new Bentley?

91
00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,391
She also requested us to buy
a small used car for her upstairs maid.

92
00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,990
Then why isn't her upstairs maid
in her blasted vehicle?

93
00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,917
The car was returned
this morning, Mr Thorndyke.

94
00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:35,315
She was having some kind
of difficulty with it.

95
00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,237
- Get it out of here!
- Yes, sir.

96
00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,671
What's that for?

97
00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:44,952
- I beg your pardon?
- Why don't you let the little car alone?

98
00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:48,789
Are you presuming to tell me
what to do in my own establishment?

99
00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,150
Okay, I'm out of line.

100
00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,510
It just bugs me to see somebody
abusing a decent piece of machinery.

101
00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:56,996
[Laughing] How fascinating.
Well, now that we've had the
benefit of your point of view,

102
00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,270
shall we regard our relationship
as terminated?

103
00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,710
Havershaw!
Get this eyesore out of my showroom.

104
00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,637
And if ever I find it here again,

105
00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,399
someone is going to find himself
in a great deal of trouble!

106
00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,875
Yes, sir. Of course.
Boys, here we go.

107
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,719
Here we go.
[Grunting]

108
00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:18,678
- Sorry. None of my business, is it?
- Perfectly all right.

109
00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:22,679
- Goodbye.
- Oh. Goodbye.

110
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,593
[Bell Ringing]

111
00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:44,273
[Ringing Continues]

112
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,477
[Buzzing]

113
00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:02,950
- Good morning.
- Good morning. What do you want?

114
00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,993
- Police.
- Right. What do you want?

115
00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,590
Forgive me for pointing,
but have you ever seen that car before?

116
00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:15,316
- No. No, I haven't.
- Hey, he's a cute little fella.

117
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,112
Hey, wait a minute.

118
00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:21,916
Wait a minute. I think I saw
that car at an agency yesterday.

119
00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:24,600
Now, permit to inform
you of the following:

120
00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:29,953
First, say nothing that would
jeopardize your constitutional rights.

121
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,594
Second, the minute
you get downtown,

122
00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,632
I would advise
you get a good lawyer.

123
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:40,276
- Shall we go?
- Go? What for?

124
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,950
On suspicion of grand theft.

125
00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:48,437
Now, wait a minute.
There's something cockeyed about this.

126
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,357
How did that little
car get here?

127
00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:55,270
I share your curiosity.
Shall we go?

128
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,153
[Laughing]

129
00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,110
I'll do it.
Okay, I'll do it.

130
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:06,518
But I want to go on record. I have seen
some crummy stunts used to sell cars,

131
00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,710
but this beats everything.

132
00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,308
To plant this Bug
in the possession of an innocent man
and accuse me of stealing it!

133
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,237
How dare you, sir!

134
00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,237
Are you suggesting I would
stoop to such tactics?

135
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,396
That's exactly
what I'm suggesting!

136
00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,557
In the first place, it might
interest you to know that
under normal circumstances,

137
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,910
I would never sell a car
to someone with whom I'm not,

138
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,554
shall we say,
socially compatible.

139
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,636
- You'd sell a car...
- Please! Let's not
go through that again.

140
00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,591
I think we've worked
it out very well.

141
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,109
Mr Douglas needs a car,
and for a very low amount down...

142
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:36,233
and the usual monthly payments,
the car will become his.

143
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,955
Very well, even though my inclination
is to have Mr Douglas clapped into jail,

144
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,230
and this four-wheeled contrivance
dropped into the bay!

145
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:46,990
- I think Mr Thorndyke
is being very fair.
- Fair? It's not fair!

146
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,918
I'm being muscled! I want you to know
that I know it and I don't like it!

147
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,553
[Miss Bennett]
I'll draw up the papers.

148
00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:54,797
Would you come
with me, please?

149
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,195
Then get Mr Douglas
and his acquisition out of here...

150
00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,390
before I lose my temper!

151
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,557
- [Liquid Squirting]
- What in...

152
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,592
What's the matter?
You from L.A. Or something?

153
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,517
[Tyres Screeching]

154
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:06,350
- I thought we'd run over to that
new restaurant in Marin County.
- [Tyres Screeching]

155
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,636
Have you gone mad?

156
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:19,320
Okay.
What's the joke?

157
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,635
- What do you mean?
- I don't know how you rigged it,

158
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:25,070
- but I'm sure that car's a real cutup
when a convention comes to town.
- What in the name...

159
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,270
If I'd wanted a trick car
I would have bought one in a joke shop.

160
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,358
Allow me to say I haven't the slightest
idea what you're talking about.

161
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,835
You come blithering up in
that beastly little car...

162
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,110
and assault
my personal Rolls Royce!

163
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,037
I brought it back.

164
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,196
I want my money,
I want the papers I signed,

165
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:42,756
then I'll get out and you two clowns
can have your little laugh.

166
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,235
Mr Douglas, if there is
anything wrong with the car,

167
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:48,158
would you be good enough
to tell me what it is?

168
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:52,034
It's just that that it wants to go
one way and I'd like to go the other.

169
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:56,233
- Whatever it is, none of it
is covered in our guarantee.
- I'm sure of that.

170
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:59,272
- If you examine paragraph 12...
- Excuse me, Mr Thorndyke.

171
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,995
If I sold this gentleman the car
I feel a certain responsibility.

172
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,714
Do you mind if I try it?

173
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:13,239
Miss Bennett!
Our dinner engagement.

174
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,157
I won't be a minute.

175
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,310
Seems to be acting
all right now.

176
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:25,877
Sometimes new car owners have a tendency
to exaggerate their problems.

177
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,991
We get that all the time.

178
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,554
Believe me, when I was
in this car alone...

179
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:34,150
Just treat it gently at first.
It really is a fine automobile.

180
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,830
Have you had much
experience with cars?

181
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,916
Look, lady, by profession
I'm a racing driver.

182
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:44,396
Oh, that Jim Douglas.

183
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,875
What do you mean,
"That Jim Douglas"?

184
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,389
Let's see, two years ago
at Laguna Seca...

185
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:53,832
you spun out and hung a beautiful
Buick Special on the back fence.

186
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,396
At Willow Springs,
a year ago last February,

187
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,670
you sprayed a Lotus
all over the infield.

188
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,314
How do you know all that?

189
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,237
I have trouble
with names and faces,

190
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,476
but I never forget a car.

191
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,750
I like good machinery.

192
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,677
Now, why don't you give
this little car a fair chance.

193
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,758
You bought it; enjoy it.

194
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,075
You can drive me back now.

195
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,994
[Tyres Screeching]

196
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,917
What about it, dad?

197
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,191
Want to give that doodle bug a workout?
I'll go easy on ya.

198
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,912
- Be serious, will ya?
- [Engine Revving]

199
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,837
[Engine Starts]

200
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:34,270
- [Light Dings]
- [Tyres Screech]

201
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,118
[Tyres Screeching]

202
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,949
- Did you see this thing take off?
- One of your showboat tricks.

203
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,674
I tell you, I had nothing to do with it.
Hey, we were turning.

204
00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,270
Outta sight, man.
I wouldn't have believed it.

205
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,197
Groovy, pop. Groovy.

206
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,357
As long as the customer
finally seems pleased,

207
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,914
I'll just step out
and find myself a taxi.

208
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:12,192
- [Light Dings]
- Will you stop the car, please?

209
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,278
I'm trying!
Look!

210
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,995
It's just like I told you.
This thing's starting to act up again.

211
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:22,795
How very odd. When I was driving there
was no problem whatsoever.

212
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,115
[Tyres Screech]

213
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:39,197
I can't seem to do
anything with it!

214
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,915
Mr Douglas, I'm asking you nicely
to pull over and let me out!

215
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,270
Look, I'm sorry about your date,
I really am.

216
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,630
I didn't want you to miss
your dinner engagement.

217
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,593
[Horn Beeping]

218
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,678
What's the rush, tiger?
We got all night.

219
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,598
Goodbye, Mr Douglas.

220
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,317
Here, I'll help you.

221
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,590
I can get out, thank you.

222
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,029
What'll it be, chief?

223
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,913
Would you mind helping the lady
get her car door open?

224
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,112
Look, I'm busy.
And I ain't no mechanic.

225
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:17,791
All I do is sell food,
and that ain't too good.
You want somethin' or don't ya?

226
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,514
- Help!
- Two hamburgers and a coffee.

227
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,037
Help!

228
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,833
Can you help me, please?

229
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:37,077
Help! I'm a prisoner!
I can't get out!

230
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,590
We all prisoners,
chickie baby.

231
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,551
We all locked in.

232
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,677
- [Sighs]
- Mmm.

233
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,870
A couple of weirdos, Guinevere.

234
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,756
What? Wait a minute.
Hold it, hold it.

235
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,677
Let me open the door.

236
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,597
Hey, knock it off,
will ya, sis?

237
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,517
I ain't sayin' this is
the classiest joint in town,

238
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,437
but we gotta draw
the line somewhere.

239
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,357
Come on,
back in your seat.

240
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,109
Why don't you go
up to Seabreeze Point?

241
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,390
- Fuzz don't bother you much up there.
- Thanks.

242
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,473
I wish there were some way
I could make up for those hamburgers.

243
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,716
Mr Douglas, please
don't go on about it.

244
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:29,469
I'm sure that if I were driving none
of these things would have happened.

245
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,317
It's all yours.

246
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,948
Now I think you'll
see what's what.

247
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,273
[Engine Revs,
Tyres Screech]

248
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,713
This is very embarrassing.

249
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:04,276
- [Engine Cranks]
- Yes, it is.

250
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,029
- I would have preferred knowing
you a little longer first.
- Just a minute!

251
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:13,075
- You don't think I drove
you here on purpose.
- Don't try to explain.

252
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,953
- The point is you brought me here.
- I did not bring you here!

253
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,470
- It's this nasty little car.
- [Engine Cranks]

254
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,751
- But you said yourself
it's a very nice little car.
- And as you said,

255
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,677
it does have some
peculiar traits.

256
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,916
And I agree with you completely.

257
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:30,874
- Bring it in tomorrow
and I'll find a replacement.
- I don't want the car replaced.

258
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,755
As a matter of fact,
I'm beginning to like it.

259
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,189
- [Engine Cranks]
- Oh!
- Don't panic.

260
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,312
Don't panic. There must be
some place I can call a taxi.

261
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,191
[Engine Cranks]

262
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,117
[Sighs]

263
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,515
[Engine Cranks]

264
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,550
- Ooh!
- [Engine Starts]

265
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,432
- Hey!
- [Tyres Squeal]

266
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,593
You know, for a moment
I thought you weren't going to stop.

267
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,393
What's the matter now?

268
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,155
Look, this is ridiculous.
Let's get back in the car, huh?

269
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,551
Hold it.
Hold it, everybody.

270
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,557
Just a moment, please.

271
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,757
Something the matter?

272
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,758
- Is this man bothering you?
- No, not exactly.

273
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,077
It's okay.
We're together.

274
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,954
- Is that your car?
- My...

275
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,640
Well, yes.
Yes, it is.

276
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,991
Okay, then.
Move along.

277
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,753
- Hey, bud.
- Yeah?

278
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,314
Not too smart
wandering around the park at night.

279
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:35,319
- Right.
- I'll drive.

280
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,670
- [Engine Starts]
- She'll drive.

281
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,393
I should have given
you a citation.

282
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,317
You ought to have enough sense
to put your brakes on...

283
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,670
while your car is stopped!

284
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,789
[Water Splashes,
Ducks Quack]

285
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,358
Well then, if everything you say
about this car is true,

286
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,550
it's already
starting to happen.

287
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,831
- What's starting to happen?
- Us human beings.

288
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,520
We had a chance to make something
out of this world.

289
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,551
We blew it.
Okay.

290
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:13,878
- Another kind of civilization
is gonna take a turn.
- Give me an 11-mil wrench.

291
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,434
- I'm sitting up
on top of this mountain, right?
- Right.

292
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:20,109
- I'm surrounded by these gurus
and swamis and monks, right?
- Right.

293
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,037
- I'm lookin' at my stomach.
- Yeah.

294
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:26,312
- I'm knockin' back a little rice wine.
- Um-hmm.

295
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:30,149
Got some contemplation goin';
I see things like they are.

296
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,748
- I coulda told you all this was comin'.
- What's coming?

297
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,156
Jim, it's happening right under
our noses and we can't see it.

298
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:40,034
We take machines
and stuff 'em with information
until they're smarter than we are.

299
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,957
Take a car.

300
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,629
Most guys spread more
love and time and money...

301
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:49,594
on their car in a week than they do
on their wife and kids in a year.

302
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,517
Pretty soon,
you know what?

303
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:56,031
The machine starts
to think it is somebody.

304
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,596
I'm not saying a mechanical thing
can't be a friend.

305
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,676
Like, when I was
broke one summer,

306
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:06,078
there was this giant claw machine
in the Sutro Amusement Park.

307
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,909
It would grab cameras and watches
and drop them down a hole to me.

308
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,554
- And I would hock 'em and buy lunch.
You follow me?
- Yeah.

309
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,752
I think you were up
on that mountaintop too long.

310
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:21,238
Contrariwise, the traffic light
down the street hates my guts.

311
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,794
I don't know why.
But in the last six weeks...

312
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,070
I haven't caught anything
but a stop signal.

313
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,476
It makes me wait six seconds longer
than anybody else! I timed it!

314
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,912
[Chuckles] Things like that happen
to lots of other people too.

315
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,837
But the other people
don't tell no other people,

316
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,953
because the other people
would say, "Hey-ey-ey-ey."

317
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:44,710
Tennessee, that traffic light
is a lot of nuts and bolts.

318
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,876
This little car,
a lot of nuts and bolts.

319
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,390
Everything explains itself,
one way or the other.

320
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,432
- You're not listenin' to me.
- Don't lose your grip, old buddy.

321
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,551
This little car didn't do one thing
tonight that can't be explained...

322
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:59,309
in terms of short circuits, sprung
doors, grabbing steering, worn knuckles,

323
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,556
maybe some advertising gimmick.

324
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,796
I'll fix it.

325
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,798
- I don't think you got the picture.
- I got a beautiful picture.

326
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,354
This baby happens to have
an extra turn of speed,

327
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,948
which is the only thing
I care about.

328
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,957
You don't understand
what happens, do you?

329
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,311
They make 10,000 cars.
They make 'em exactly the same way.

330
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,432
One or two of 'em turn out
to be something special.

331
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,234
Nobody knows why.

332
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,157
I know why.

333
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,396
I may be kiddin' myself,

334
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,114
but I think I can make somethin'
out of that sad little bucket of bolts.

335
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,516
Save these.
They'll be famous someday.

336
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,999
[Whispering]
I'm your friend.

337
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,675
[Ship Horn Blowing]

338
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,189
Wanna take a ride? I want to check
those adjustments I made last night.

339
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,595
- Okay.
- Be right with you.

340
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,598
- [Dogs Barking]
- [Engine Revving]

341
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,870
[Barking Continues]

342
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,791
[Whistles]
Hey! Hey, come here!

343
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,274
- [Engine Stops]
- All right, get outta there. Out!

344
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,755
Come on.
Who do you guys think you are?

345
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,630
Stop clownin' around,
will ya?

346
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:33,070
Play it straight.
Don't give him any trouble.

347
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,997
You could have
a good home here.

348
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,429
- What's all that racket, huh?
- Nothin'. Nothin'.

349
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,357
Oh. Hop in.

350
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,508
What'd I tell ya?
Now it handles good.

351
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,393
- All the bugs are gone.
- Herbie's all right.

352
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,080
- Who's Herbie?
- This little car.

353
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,191
Named after my Uncle Herb.

354
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,959
He used to box middleweight.
Preliminary, mostly.

355
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,674
Gradually, his nose got
shaped more and more...

356
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,189
- like to remind me of this little car.
- [Chuckles]

357
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,595
- Do you mind?
- Whatever you say, Tennessee.

358
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,109
- Herbie. [Chuckling]
- [Chuckles]

359
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,037
[Beeps Horn]

360
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,393
- I'll take 'em.
- Thank you, sir.

361
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,556
- Now, what's that for?
- An oil job.

362
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:34,275
- Huh?
- I got a small knock in my conscience.

363
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,197
Thanks.

364
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,075
[Car Approaching]

365
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:56,396
Now we get down to business.

366
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,590
- You gonna race?
- What do you think?

367
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,597
Oh, boy!
Won't Herbie love that!

368
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,551
Le Mans, Monte Carlo.

369
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,797
Thrills, glamour,
the roar of the crowd!

370
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,435
[Cars Roaring Past]

371
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,154
He really does drive.

372
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,236
If you could give me one good reason
for bringing me down...

373
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,430
to this ridiculous desert, l...

374
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,594
Isn't that the scruffy little car
we had in the shop?

375
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,117
Now we're goin'!

376
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,953
[Whispers]
You're doin' terrific, Herbie,

377
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,548
but don't make it look too easy.

378
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,511
Play it smart.

379
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,710
Okay, Jim! Go ahead!
You're murderin' 'em!

380
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,234
So, who cares?
I'll tell you one thing.

381
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,477
I certainly don't intend
losing any sleep over that absurd car.

382
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,398
Come on. Come on!

383
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,079
Now, Herbie!
Now! Now!

384
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,479
[Laughing]

385
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:10,590
[Announcer] The winner, #53:
Jim Douglas, driving a Class-D Special.

386
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,517
- Congratulations.
- Good race, Jim.

387
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,712
- Thanks, Ray.
- Boy, was Herbie ever great today.

388
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,149
I was out there too. Wouldn't you say
that was a fair piece of driving?

389
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,157
Hey, I'm not trying to take
anything away from you,

390
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,840
but you gotta admit that this little guy
backed you all the way.

391
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,030
Yeah.
It's a nice little car.

392
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,957
You know somethin' else?

393
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,993
For the first time in a long while,
I felt my real self out there.

394
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,078
A sense of authority like
the top drivers have, you know?

395
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,350
I kinda felt you felt that.

396
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,994
Tennessee, I wouldn't admit this
to anybody else, but...

397
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:44,114
I was beginnin' to think
I'd never be anything more
than a piston-happy, lead foot punk.

398
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,351
Then this starts to happen.

399
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,277
I'm glad for you, Jim.

400
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,356
You know that.

401
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,277
Well, hello.

402
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,756
I see you finally learned how to
handle this car. Congratulations.

403
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,792
- Thank you.
- What have you done to this thing?

404
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,956
Oh, an adjustment here,
an adjustment there.

405
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,196
You want to sell it back?
I own most of it anyway, you know.

406
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,436
Still 23 payments to go.

407
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,357
- Well, uh...
- I'll tell you what I'll do.

408
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,517
I'll take the car and give you
$1,000 clear. What do you say?

409
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,551
No. You don't wanna do that.

410
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,194
It's all right, Tennessee.
I know what I'm doing.

411
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,437
I think Mr Thorndyke
is a little mixed up
as to who or what won that race.

412
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,790
- And what does that mean?
- Someday, I'll teach you...

413
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,150
not to confuse the car
with the driver.

414
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,157
I should welcome the opportunity.

415
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,033
Mr Thorndyke, I think
that's a very good idea of yours.

416
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,549
- What is?
- You're racing in the Libra Open...

417
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,830
- at Riverside
at the end of the month, right?
- Yes.

418
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,757
Well, I'm sure that
Mr Douglas would like to get...

419
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,950
- the remainder
of his payments off his back.
- No doubt.

420
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,752
But why should I think
that's a good idea?

421
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,075
Well, if Mr Douglas
entered the race,

422
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,397
he could bet his share of the little car
against the remaining payments.

423
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,476
[Thorndyke]
What do you say, Douglas?

424
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:51,593
The winner to become
the sole owner of the car.

425
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,754
A moment ago, you mentioned
teaching me a lesson.

426
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,269
Do I now detect
a note of timidity?

427
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,758
Racing. That's the name
of the game, isn't it?

428
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,189
Win or lose.
Put up or shut up.

429
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,153
- You got yourself a deal, Thorndyke.
- Splendid.

430
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,793
The drivers' meeting is over.
Now, the third race of the afternoon...

431
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,831
will get under way
here at Riverside.

432
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,270
You keep your eye on your friend
in the Bug, my dear.

433
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,197
I'm going to squash him.

434
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,478
[Announcer]
Clear the grid, please.

435
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,877
I can't help feelin' yippy.
If anything goes wrong,
we'll lose Herbie altogether.

436
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,276
- I thought you were the guy
with all the faith in this car.
- Yeah, I got it. Yeah.

437
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,675
[Announcer] And now the starter
has his flag in the air.

438
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,075
The engines are started,

439
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,998
and in just a moment,
we'll have the start.

440
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:44,078
All the cars looking
very smart on the grid.

441
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,510
Drivers in the first row
signifying that they're ready to race.

442
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,598
Their hands extended in the air.
The flag is up, and there they go!

443
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:06,548
Cars stretching out now. All cars off
the starting grid and through turn one.

444
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,679
Through the S's now.

445
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:24,631
Down the back straight, well by himself
now, is the #14 car of Thorndyke...

446
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,320
going into the sweeper turn.

447
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,796
The rest of the field well stretched out
as they charge down the back straight.

448
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,434
Not yet, Herbie!
Not yet!

449
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:46,711
The standings in lap 23: Thorndyke,
still leading; Lesser, running second;

450
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,956
and Erwin in third place.

451
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,114
Now, Herbie! Now!

452
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,117
[Tyres Screeching,
Engine Accelerating]

453
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,435
Now, car #53... Douglas...
starts to make a move,

454
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,790
picking up cars
as he goes by car #20.

455
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,469
Into the sweeper,
very hard and fast.

456
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,592
Going through traffic,
passing #23 now...

457
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,951
is car #53... Douglas.

458
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:22,517
He has just come alive
and is making a challenge in this race.

459
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,552
Passing cars as he goes down
the back straight,

460
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:29,275
car #53... Douglas...
making his bid.

461
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:34,190
Into the straight now
is Thorndyke, car #14.

462
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:39,599
Now the pressure's on. Douglas in #53
is starting to close on Thorndyke, #14.

463
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,717
Douglas has just come alive...

464
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,035
and is pressing the leader now.

465
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,672
Now making his bid to pass,
but he can't get by.

466
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:53,952
He's being shut off
by Thorndyke in the #14 car.

467
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,638
[Giggling]

468
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,711
Douglas goes slightly off course,
takes out some markers...

469
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,719
and apparently is out of control,

470
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,515
- He crashes into the #4 shutoff marker.
- [Giggles]

471
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,349
Thorndyke continuing on
as the #53 car lets this one...

472
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,277
Now he's making
his reentry!

473
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,911
Look out!

474
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,830
- Hey, nice scoring, champ.
- Thank you very much.

475
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,349
Hey, what a champ.
Way to drive.

476
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,357
Just a moment, Mr Thorndyke.
You don't have...

477
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,835
I demand that this thing
is impounded and checked!

478
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,077
- I tell you there's more going
on here than meets the eye!
- [Splurting]

479
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,629
[Cheering, Screaming]

480
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,717
Muchas gracias,
se�or.

481
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,195
Gracias.
A usted tambien.

482
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,390
� Ya consigui� un gorrito
el pelado!

483
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,432
� C�mo est� maestro?
� Oye se r�e!

484
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,356
[Chicken Clucking]

485
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,398
[Crowd Cheering]

486
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,153
[Miss Bennett] You don't look well
in these pictures lately.

487
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,272
How could I look well?
I haven't been able to sleep.

488
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,597
That rotten car
is driving me piffy!

489
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:41,076
Has it occurred to you
it may not be the rotten car?

490
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,998
- Perhaps it's the way Mr Douglas drives.
- Balderdash!

491
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,590
There isn't a driver in the world
who can get that speed
out of a car like that.

492
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,597
No, he's done something to it,

493
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,631
and I've got to find out what!

494
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,557
You've become obsessed
by this whole thing.

495
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,355
There are other cars, other races.
Why don't you just forget it?

496
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,152
My dear child,
how little you know me.

497
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,875
- Yes, Mr Thorndyke.
- Carole?

498
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,675
- How long have you been with us?
- A year and a half, almost two. Why?

499
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,836
I'm afraid I've been
a little remiss...

500
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,635
in not telling you before now how very
well you've proved in all your duties.

501
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,557
Well, thank you.

502
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,639
And, Carole, as I realize
you have the best interests
of this organization at heart,

503
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,479
I want you to accede
to a somewhat unusual request.

504
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:29,070
- Oh?
- [Phone Ringing]

505
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,430
Peter Thorndyke.

506
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,516
It's for you.

507
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,835
All right.
You can take it here.

508
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,757
Thank you.

509
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,677
Yes, good afternoon.

510
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,311
Oh, I think that
should be quite all right.

511
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,908
Uh, 7:30 will be fine.

512
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,429
Yes. Uh, bye.

513
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,313
- I think I'll...
- I'd like you to see this Douglas,
get to know him.

514
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,193
Who knows? If he has the talents
of which I believe him capable,

515
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,117
perhaps we can give him
the opportunity...

516
00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:00,071
of joining our organization,
racing under our colours.

517
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,794
- But first, we must know
something about him.
- How about tonight?

518
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,751
- Very good.
- At 7:30?

519
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,678
Very good!
Why waste time?

520
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,756
Oh, and Carole,
another thing.

521
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,111
Leave your car. Take the Special.
He likes that one.

522
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:16,994
Uh, thank you.
[Laughs]

523
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,554
I think I ought to tell you that
that was Mr Douglas who just called.

524
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,716
Excellent.
Strike while the iron is hot.

525
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,956
In all honesty,
I should like to point out...

526
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,913
that I agreed to have dinner with him
before you suggested it.

527
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,190
I salute your honesty, my dear...

528
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,437
a quality not necessarily
to be despised.

529
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,597
Thank you.

530
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,870
A very loyal girl.

531
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,797
[Whistling]

532
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,276
- Got Herbie all polished out for ya.
- Uh, Carole Bennett called back.

533
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,949
- She's going to pick me up
in the Special.
- You're not takin' Herbie?

534
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,878
He's looking forward to some relaxation
just like you are.

535
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,831
- The car is...
- [Horn Honking]

536
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,748
- See you later, Tennessee.
- Some thanks
after what Herbie did for you.

537
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:06,589
Don't let it get ya, Herbie.
Jim didn't mean it.

538
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:08,870
Don't forget: He isn't the first guy
ever to lose his head...

539
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,797
over a bucket seat
and a paint job.

540
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:14,959
- He'll come to his senses.
- [Buzzer Buzzing]

541
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,470
- Good evening.
- Sorry. The other rats
are out for the evening!

542
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,068
No, no! Please.
I didn't come by to see Mr Douglas.

543
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:25,398
- I came by to pay my respects
to that gallant little car.
- Huh?

544
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,114
There it is.

545
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:31,391
- What a marvel it is, indeed.
- I don't get you, fella.

546
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,876
Oh, come, come, sir. I know
a rare bit of machinery when I see one.

547
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,195
And after all,
who should know it better than I?

548
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,676
I, who have been trounced
time and again by this... this paragon.

549
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,597
You'll forgive me
for saying so, sir,

550
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:45,996
but it does take class to know
when it has been defeated by class.

551
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:50,113
You know somethin', Mr Thorndyke?
I may have misjudged you.

552
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:54,119
- Well, thank you.
- I've been misjudging
a lot of people lately.

553
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:56,515
Would you like a drink?
Some Irish coffee?

554
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,676
Specialty of the house.
My own mother's recipe.

555
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,678
- That's very kind of you.
I'd love it. Thank you.
- I'll be back in a jiffy!

556
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,519
That's most kind.
Thank you so much.

557
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:09,509
It's just incredible, isn't it, to think
that this innocent-seeming object...

558
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,872
is, is capable
of such great deeds.

559
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,039
- [Blowtorch Hissing]
- How, indeed. [Chuckles]

560
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,913
The trick is, always remember
to have asbestos gloves...

561
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,315
when you make coffee this way.

562
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,237
Fascinating. Yes.

563
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,430
Yes. Quite...
Quite fascinating.

564
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,753
- Here we go.
- [Muffled Groans]

565
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,310
[Strained Chuckle]
Oh. How very refreshing.

566
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,034
Oh, thank you.

567
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:50,153
- Up the Irish.
- To the little car, a gallant adversary.

568
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,989
- And may the best car win at Riverside.
- May the best car win.

569
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,917
Oh, that's very good, isn't it?
Very good, indeed.

570
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,072
- Like it?
- What do you think?

571
00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:15,630
I can't stand that hungry look
any longer.

572
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,716
[Chuckles]
Take over.

573
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,434
You know what I said to myself
the first time I saw you?

574
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:28,314
- What?
- I said to myself,
"Now, there's a real lady."

575
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:36,593
This is how it ought to be...
me and these kind of wheels.

576
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:40,315
Excuse me asking, but aren't you
doing all right with the little car?

577
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:45,116
Sure, but can you imagine how
I'd make it with equipment like this?

578
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,676
Is it so important to you?

579
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:52,156
Without a real car,
I'm only half a man.

580
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,798
What part of Ireland did you say
your mother came from?

581
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:05,111
Coney Ireland.
[Laughing]

582
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,031
I'm going to make some more coffee.
[Laughing]

583
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,230
[Laughing Continues]

584
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,956
[Liquid Sloshing]

585
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,349
- [Laughs]
- Oh, uh, would you like a spot of this?

586
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,517
- I like a spot of anything.
- I'm so sorry.

587
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,676
- Now, we're gonna drink to Herbie,
- [Laughs]

588
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,473
- The greatest little car
in the whole world.
- Yes. Quite right.

589
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,478
- Mm-hmm.
- Hear, hear. Hear, hear. [Sniffs]

590
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,433
- To Herbie.
- To Herbie. So sorry about your hand.

591
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,028
I do apologize.
To Herbie.

592
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,275
What do you know?
The engine stalled.

593
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,030
How about that?
The door's stuck.

594
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,869
- Mmm.
- That's how it is with cars sometimes.

595
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,356
- Yes.
- I guess we'll have to wait
and see what happens next.

596
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,438
Well, as someone
very wisely once said,

597
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,472
"That's how it is
with cars sometimes."

598
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,876
- I just said that.
- Oh.

599
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:37,479
I wonder if your reputation
is altogether true.

600
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,670
What's my reputation?

601
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:43,713
Oh, I've heard that Jim Douglas is only
interested in fast cars and easy money.

602
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,637
Not true.

603
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,591
- Oh?
- Mm-hmm.

604
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:49,870
- You know something else?
- What?

605
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,719
When the light
hits you just right,

606
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,832
you're as beautiful
as General Grant on a $50 bill.

607
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,157
[Mutters]
Oh, dear me.

608
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,157
[Panting]

609
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:16,189
You wanna know the secret
of the little car?

610
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,788
I do, indeed.

611
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,515
- I'll tell ya
the secret of the little car.
- No, no, no. Just a minute.

612
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,949
All right. Tell me.

613
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,435
It's heart.

614
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,994
That's what it is: Heart.

615
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,356
Heart. Yes.

616
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,870
Well, I'm certainly going
to make a note of that.

617
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,074
- [Engines Revving]
- [Crowd Chattering]

618
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,156
- Headache gone?
- All gone.

619
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,829
Anticipation of victory
is the purest form of aspirin.

620
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:59,954
- This is my day.
- [Announcer] Clear the grid.
Clear the grid, please.

621
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:04,153
- You seem very confident.
- You know, I believe I am.

622
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:14,675
[Announcer] They leave the
starting grid, going into turn one.

623
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,597
The field's stretching out now.

624
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:21,191
Everybody getting through
turn one very nicely.

625
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,073
Very fine field of cars here.

626
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:28,432
And coming through traffic now, making a
move, is Peter Thorndyke in the #14 car.

627
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,357
Picking up a few cars
in that turn.

628
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,916
Now he comes by and picks up three
more cars, going into the lead now.

629
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:38,238
Thorndyke leading this race
in car #14.

630
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,430
Now making a move
is car #53, Douglas,

631
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:44,269
who also picks up about three cars
as he goes charging through traffic...

632
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:48,598
and is in hot pursuit
of Thorndyke in the #14 car.

633
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:51,951
As they go down the back straight,
comin' on pretty hard and fast...

634
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,550
is car #53 making the pass.

635
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,114
Attaway, Jimmy boy!

636
00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:01,073
Go, Jimmy!
[Laughing]

637
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,710
So far, Jim Douglas seems to have
everything pretty much to himself.

638
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,593
He comes through the S's
into turn six well in control...

639
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:13,917
[Herbie Sputtering]

640
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,154
[Herbie Burping]

641
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,711
[Burping Continues]

642
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,798
As they come down the back straight,
Douglas is slowing down...

643
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:34,151
and Thorndyke goes rocketing by
into the sweeper turn.

644
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,070
It looks as though the Douglas car
is having trouble.

645
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,192
Yes, #53 is fading fast.

646
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,880
It is developing a problem
of some kind.

647
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,878
[Tyres Screeching]

648
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,672
Come in! Come in!

649
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:58,315
- [Sputtering]
- Come in!

650
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,556
Irish coffee.

651
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,558
[Rattling, Sputtering]

652
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,719
[Sputtering]

653
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,998
[Sputtering, Rattling,
Backfiring]

654
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,680
[Burping, Backfiring]

655
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,795
[Crowd Cheering]

656
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,074
I'll be here all night
if necessary. [Laughing]

657
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,156
I can take any amount of this.
Right. There we are.

658
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:49,478
Don't worry, little guy.
You'll be home soon.

659
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:51,875
There we are.
Right. Right you are.

660
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,993
Do you mind standing clear? They want
me on my own. I'll see you in a minute.

661
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,272
[Onlookers Gasping,
Laughing]

662
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,599
Poor little fella.
You got a temperature.

663
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:14,314
Don't worry.
Jim'll be back soon.

664
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,989
He never would've left if it
hadn't been somethin' important.

665
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,356
[Engine Winds Down,
Belches, Sputters]

666
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,677
I know. Nothing worse
than an Irish coffee hangover.

667
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,791
- [Buzzer Buzzes]
- That you, Jim?

668
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,591
- Mind if I come in?
- Sure. Come on.

669
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:36,234
I wouldn't blame you
if you threw me out.

670
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,271
On account of what Thorndyke did?

671
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:42,951
How can I blame anyone? Thorndyke ruined
the little car right under my nose.

672
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:49,837
- Where's Jim?
- Don't know.

673
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,157
He went out as soon as we got back.
Didn't say a word.

674
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,032
Left Herbie and me flat.

675
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,628
Doesn't he take care
of his car after a race?

676
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,716
Can you do something?

677
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:02,791
Like what?

678
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,798
Well, h-help the little car.

679
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,036
I'm not a mechanic,
but I think it's suffering.

680
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,989
- Suffering?
- Please.

681
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,035
- Mind if I use those coveralls?
- Right.

682
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:21,756
Oh, uh, look. I wanna tell you
so you don't have to worry.

683
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:25,475
I'm not with Peter Thorndyke any more.
I don't think his way.

684
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,160
- Oh, I know that.
- How do you know?

685
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:31,477
Well, Herbie wouldn't like you
otherwise.

686
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,669
Herbie wouldn't like me?

687
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,837
Miss Bennett, I gotta...
I gotta level with somebody.

688
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:42,157
I can't talk to Jim.
It would destroy him.

689
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:45,397
You don't know what it was like
before the little car came along.

690
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,751
Jim was defeated. It was murder.
He couldn't get a job.

691
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,997
He got into trouble.
Everybody was on his back.

692
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,829
Then, Herbie came into his life.
Do you remember that day?

693
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,831
I remember.

694
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,758
Well, Jim started
winnin' races again.

695
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,553
He got
his self-respect back.

696
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:09,117
What am I gonna do? Tell him that it was
Herbie winning those races, not him?

697
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,512
- Uh, was it Herbie?
- Well, l...

698
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,749
You fix the little car.
I'll tell ya what's goin' on.

699
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,871
I didn't know nothin'.

700
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,956
Then I went to Tibet.

701
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,958
I plugged into
this contemplation thing.

702
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,231
[Idling Smoothly]

703
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,878
- How's that sound?
- Like the song of a bluebird.

704
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:41,308
Well, the fuel lines are clean.
The plugs are clean. Wiring checks out.

705
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,237
Looks like we're
in pretty good shape.

706
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,113
Herbie and I
sure appreciate it.

707
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,788
You don't believe a word I said
about this little car, do ya?

708
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,157
Well, there's always a first time.

709
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,477
I imagine Adam thought woman...

710
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,558
was a pretty funny piece of equipment
when he met Eve.

711
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:05,798
Well, that's a start. You can't believe
it all right away. It takes time.

712
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,034
- Hello there.
- Hi.
- What's this?

713
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,469
- You ever see anything so beautiful?
- Very nice.

714
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,750
What's the big idea?
You already got a car.

715
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,269
- Not after what happened today, I don't.
- Aw, shut up.

716
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,995
- You want Herbie to hear you?
- Don't start that again, Tennessee.

717
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,076
Look, the El Dorado is coming up.

718
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:53,510
There are real cars lined up in there.
I need something that can cut it.

719
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,471
- Herbie's cut it so far, hasn't he?
- Of course he has!

720
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,637
Now hold it, you two. I've done great
with this little car so far,

721
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,594
thanks to a few changes I made,
and if you don't mind,
some pretty fair country drivin'.

722
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:05,109
But... I gotta
stop kiddin' myself.

723
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:09,472
I need a big, strong car.
Now I got it.

724
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,878
Don't pay any attention.
Don't even look at it.

725
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,719
- [Phone Ringing]
- [Door Closing]

726
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,480
- [Ringing]
- Hello.

727
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,511
Peter Thorndyke here.

728
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,234
Well, well.

729
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,670
Yeah, I know what you did to my car.
You need your brains kicked out.

730
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,836
Oh, you can imagine
how I must feel.

731
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:33,475
You see, I'm simply not responsible when
I've been drinking. You know how it is.

732
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:36,353
- Forget it, and goodbye.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

733
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:40,632
I understand from a friend of mine that
you purchased a new Lamborghini today.

734
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:44,912
- So?
- I'm also informed that you owe
a great deal of money on it.

735
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:48,430
Now, myself, for sentimental reasons,
I like the little car,

736
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,472
and I am perfectly willing
to increase my previous offer...

737
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,795
and give you $1,500 for it.

738
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,629
Now. Immediately.
I'm in the vicinity.

739
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:01,639
Thorndyke, I don't like you,
but I can use your money.

740
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,591
You got yourself a deal.
Come and get it.

741
00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:06,473
- What do you mean, "A deal"?
- I'm selling the little car.

742
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,955
- You're what?
- Don't make a fuss.

743
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,036
I need the money.

744
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,991
You crumb!
You can't do that to Herbie!

745
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:18,396
Carole, will you tell him how it is
out in the real world?

746
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,829
Me? Huh! Well!

747
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,475
Near as I can figure it,
I'm not too smart either.

748
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,034
I get rid of one heel
just in time to find another.

749
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:30,755
Well, now, what happened to you?
I thought you'd be on my side.

750
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,030
Not when you do something
like this to Herbie.

751
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,309
Has everybody gone nuts
around here?

752
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,750
I can understand how Tennessee feels.
He's just in off a flying saucer.

753
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,916
But you...
I thought you made sense.

754
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:48,113
Something tells me it's very,
very wrong to sell that little car.

755
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:51,789
Thank you for your opinion, but what
am I supposed to do? I need the money.

756
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,798
- Tennessee, if I don't sell the car...
- Don't talk to me.

757
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:01,912
[Sighs] I'm s... I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have butted in.

758
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,837
Yeah, you're absolutely right.

759
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:08,272
As a matter of fact, I don't know...
What are you doing here?

760
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:12,234
I wish I knew.
I really wish I knew!

761
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:18,273
If I weren't so young and innocent,
a certain thought might enter my mind.

762
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,198
- Such as?
- Such as you went out
with me last night...

763
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:23,470
so that Thorndyke could get
a shot at the little car.

764
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,591
Is that what you think?

765
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:28,473
- Got to admit, it's tempting.
- Okay.

766
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,875
Okay. You wanna know
what I was doing here?

767
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,070
Well, I felt sorry
about what happened today.

768
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:36,112
So I quit Thorndyke and came over here
like a full-grown idiot...

769
00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:38,276
to find out
if I could make up for it.

770
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:41,312
Isn't that
"Dial a beautiful thought for the day"?
Very touching. Makes me glow.

771
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,390
I think it's about time someone
told you what the score is.

772
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:49,919
Tennessee's too tenderhearted.

773
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,235
You really think it was you
winning those races?

774
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,830
Yes, I think it was me winning...
What do you mean it wasn't me
winning those races?

775
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:59,077
- Pardon me.
- You want me to tell you something,
my windbag friend?

776
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,873
I admit, I didn't believe it
when Tennessee told me before,

777
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,991
but now I see it makes
all kinds of sense.

778
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,396
- W-W-What?
- That thimble head of yours
has gotten all swelled up.

779
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,351
- [Crashing]
- You're not winning any of those races.

780
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,074
You couldn't win a game of marbles
from a 12-toed myopic rhinoceros!

781
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,668
Will you knock it off out there,
Tennessee? Can't hear myself think.

782
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,598
I'm not out there, crumb.
I'm here.

783
00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:19,597
- [Crashing]
- Well, hold it down. I'll...

784
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,714
Well, then what's this noise?

785
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,831
No!

786
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,798
Stop it! Stop it!
You don't know what you're doin'!

787
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:37,876
Look! Look what
it did to my car.

788
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,639
- Okay, maybe it was a little jealous.
- Of course it's jealous.

789
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,672
It's always been jealous because
I get credit for winning those races!

790
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,836
[Crashing Stops]

791
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,588
Go on.
Realize what you're sayin'?

792
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,711
[Shovel Clatters On Pavement]

793
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:25,078
At a time like this,
whatever kind of time it is,

794
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,794
I always say that money
serves to ease the pain.

795
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,513
Good evening, my dear.
Here you are, sir.

796
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,712
Fifteen hundred dollars for
the small car, just as I promised.

797
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,637
I note it's not
in mint condition,

798
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,069
but I am nothing
if not always a man of my word.

799
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,679
[Thorndyke Chuckles]

800
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:45,349
Uh, uh, 2,000.
What about 2,000?

801
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:49,189
It's the least I can do to help
a fellow human at a time like this.

802
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:51,595
Shall we consider it a deal?

803
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:57,553
- Two thousand dollars?
- Yes.

804
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:02,834
Two thousand dollars
for that little beat-up car? Why?

805
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:06,999
Well, you could say I have a warm place
in my heart for the dear little thing.

806
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:10,476
You don't have a warm place on your
whole body. What do you want it for?

807
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,831
You don't want it; I do.
Take the money.

808
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,315
- You... You too!
- Now, look, Douglas,
there's no need to be abusive.

809
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,829
- I'm trying to give you some money!
- I don't want your money!

810
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,235
- What do you want the car for?
- [Stammering]

811
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,271
You believe it.
You believe it too!

812
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,756
- Believe what?
- Jim, it don't matter whether
you believe Herbie or not.

813
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,117
Herbie don't believe
in you no more.

814
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,958
Huh?

815
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,557
Where'd he go?
Where is he?

816
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,636
Took off.
What do you expect?

817
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,514
- Well, come on. Let's find him.
- This is a private thing
between the two of you.

818
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:45,437
Good luck.

819
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:52,553
Herbie?
Herbie!

820
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:55,591
[Chuckles, Scoffs]

821
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,154
A rum lot you've
taken up with, my dear.

822
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:09,434
You'd better find that car
before I do, my friend.

823
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:13,075
- Operator.
- Mobile KQX-2942.

824
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,156
I want 567-3998.

825
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,035
Havershaw, I shall
require the personnel...

826
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,833
of both our day
and night shifts.

827
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,951
We have a small task to perform.

828
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,597
Herbie?

829
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,077
Herbie!

830
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,837
That's it.

831
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,310
Herbie!

832
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:38,512
[Horn Beeping]

833
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:42,194
[Melancholy Beeping]

834
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,391
[Beeping]

835
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,237
[Beep]

836
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,677
Excuse me.

837
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:13,430
- Havershaw, tear it apart!
- All right, boys.

838
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,949
You heard Mr Thorndyke.
[Claps Hands] Tear it apart.

839
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,594
[Thorndyke]
I'm gonna find out what makes it tick!

840
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:21,553
[Engine Revving,
Tyres Screeching]

841
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,918
- After it!
- After it!

842
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,116
Go on!
Grab the brute!

843
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:32,471
Hang on to it, you fools!
Hang on!

844
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,758
[Tyres Screeching]

845
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:06,989
- Herbie!
- [Engine Revving]

846
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:21,312
[Horn Beeping]

847
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:27,391
- [Beeping]
- [Shouting In Chinese]

848
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:30,751
[Speaking Chinese]

849
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,791
Give me police station.

850
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,831
Hello, police station?

851
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,639
[Horn Beeping]

852
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,234
Herbie?

853
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:25,316
[Horn Beeping]

854
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:29,959
Hey, you...

855
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:40,270
- Did a little car come by here?
- Yeah, just did, without payin' the...

856
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:48,272
[Engine Revving]

857
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,877
No, Herbie, don't!

858
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:00,437
[Engine Revving]

859
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:03,437
Herbie!

860
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:14,836
Herb, back up!
Herbie!

861
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:17,952
Come on, baby. It's gonna
be a beautiful day tomorrow.

862
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,354
Aaah!

863
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:24,597
[Ship's Horn Blowing]

864
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:27,792
Herbie, give me some help.

865
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,394
Herb?

866
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:33,636
I can't hang on much longer.

867
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,955
[Siren Wailing]

868
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:51,430
[Sighs] Boy, was he lucky.
This little car saved his life.

869
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,357
What do you mean,
the car saved his life?

870
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,471
That's what it looked like
for a moment there. L...

871
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:02,998
[Chuckles] You know how funny
things can look i-in the fog sometimes.

872
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:07,079
- I think you've been up on that
Haight-Ashbury beat too long.
- [Foghorn Bellowing]

873
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:15,637
[Shouting In Chinese]

874
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,068
[Weak Honking]

875
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:24,112
[Speaking Chinese]

876
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:28,028
- [Weak Honking]
- [Speaking Chinese]

877
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:29,878
Swing that light over here.

878
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,511
[Speaking Chinese]

879
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:35,517
[Muffled Honking]

880
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,671
[Beeping]

881
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,317
Aha!

882
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,718
- What's that thing?
- It's a dried squid, Sergeant.

883
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:06,837
Hmm.

884
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:24,150
Here's the damages.
Can you pay it?

885
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:27,795
- I'm sorry. I have no money.
- Then your car will be impounded.

886
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:33,358
My guess is the judge will order you
to sell it at auction
and the proceeds given to Mr Wu.

887
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:36,358
Wait a minute.
May I speak to the gentleman, please?

888
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:39,472
I spent some time up on
a Chinese-type mountain...

889
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:41,431
teachin' English to some of 'em.

890
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:43,357
You taught English?

891
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,596
Let's don't get personal.

892
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:48,393
It's a matter of talkin'
their language.

893
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:52,354
You have a little feel for tradition
and some courtesy, you'd be surprised.

894
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,994
You can unscrew the "unscrutable."

895
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:57,236
Go ahead.

896
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,833
[Speaking Chinese]

897
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:08,436
[Speaking Chinese]

898
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,153
[Speaks Chinese]

899
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:16,718
[Chinese]

900
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:21,191
- [Chinese]
- Ah. Ah, ah, ah.

901
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:26,758
[Tennessee Speaking Chinese]

902
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:31,954
[Chinese Continues]

903
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,469
[Chinese]

904
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:42,673
[Chinese]

905
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:46,429
[Chinese]

906
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:51,715
- [Speaking Chinese]
- [Speaking Chinese] Herbie-la!

907
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:53,239
- Herbie?
- Herbie!

908
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,357
- Ho!
- Ho!

909
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:59,870
- Things are shapin' up. He's a car buff.
- Good, good.

910
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:02,998
[Chinese]

911
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:09,309
- Wow.
- What's the matter?

912
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:11,237
We just got a new problem.

913
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:13,715
He likes the car so much
he wants to keep it.

914
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:20,430
Okay, the car is his, but he has
to let me drive it in the El Dorado.

915
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:23,028
If I win, tell him
he gets to keep the prize money,

916
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:25,196
but he has to sell Herbie
back to me for a dollar.

917
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:28,511
Now you speak my language.

918
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:33,637
[Laughing]

919
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:41,396
[Man Over P.A.] Attention: Drivers
and owners report to Mr Granatelli...

920
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:43,715
at the president's headquarters.

921
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:47,753
Further, you must remain
on the secondary roads
which have been posted for this race.

922
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,713
Other than that, we've tried
to reduce the rules to a minimum.

923
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:53,752
Instead of all this technical
namby-pamby there's so much of today,

924
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:58,192
we're putting the emphasis
on speed, endurance and courage,
the way it used to be.

925
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:04,393
As you know, this is
open formula racing. Anything goes.

926
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,511
Any style of car
and crew you wish.

927
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,871
The object, gentlemen, is to win.
I wish you all the very best of luck.

928
01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:18,513
Mr Wu? I understand that you are
the new owner of the Douglas car.

929
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:22,030
As I too am interested in the vehicle,
I took the liberty of looking you up.

930
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:24,310
- Thank you.
- You will therefore forgive me, sir,
when I say...

931
01:09:24,440 --> 01:09:27,398
that you are perhaps
not quite as naive as you look.

932
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:30,398
In point of fact,
you are a very shrewd operator,

933
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:33,637
one who has managed to acquire,
by one means or another...

934
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,796
legitimate means, of course...

935
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:38,354
a number of varied enterprises.

936
01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:41,472
It is truly written:
One cannot lose 'em all.

937
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,273
In the light of this,
would you entertain a sizable wager...

938
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,356
on the outcome of the race?

939
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:51,600
Wager? The goddess of fortune will
always find me her most ardent suitor.

940
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:55,315
Splendid. Splendid. Shall we step
in here? A little more private.

941
01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:58,716
You're Mr Thorndyke.
I've always wanted to meet you.

942
01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:01,434
You've heard of me?
How charming!

943
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:05,951
Are you not the gentleman who originated
the idea of small print...

944
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:08,594
on bottom of automobile
sales contract?

945
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:10,950
[Giggles]
The very same.

946
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:15,073
- A most worthy adversary.
- You are most kind.

947
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,272
And now, sir,
the terms of our wager?

948
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,868
What would you like?

949
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,798
- What have you got?
- [Giggles]

950
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,791
[Clears Throat]

951
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:34,072
- Okay, let's mount up.
- How's our little friend?

952
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:36,156
- I hope it holds together.
- Holds together?

953
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:39,556
It was so beat up, I had to cut
the frame to straighten it out.

954
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:43,711
Excuse me.

955
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:48,398
[Giggling]
Is this the morning bus to Fresno?

956
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,797
Thorndyke,
this little car goes so fast,

957
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:53,797
we need three people inside
to hold it on the ground.

958
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:56,912
Well, you certainly picked
the right crew. Toodle-oo.

959
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:58,871
Break a leg, Thorndyke.

960
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:07,391
Havershaw. I trust you've not
been wasting your time.

961
01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:14,831
- Spent a few useful moments
with the small car?
- Yes, sir.

962
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:16,916
Based, then,
on what you now know,

963
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:20,350
what would you say are the chances
of victory for the Douglas car?

964
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:24,268
I would say that they range
from slight to impossible.

965
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,949
Havershaw, you are a rat
after my own heart.

966
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,640
Thank you, sir.

967
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:33,149
Gentlemen, start your engines.

968
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:36,750
[Engine Revving]

969
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:45,194
[Loud Revving]

970
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,834
[Weak Revving]

971
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:55,112
[Engines Revving]

972
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:58,596
[Tyres Squealing]

973
01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:38,554
You're giving it a nice ride.

974
01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:51,112
Okay to uncurl my toes now?
We past everybody?

975
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:54,835
- Everyone but Thorndyke.
- Let's go to work.

976
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:57,599
They're coming up on us, sir.

977
01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,676
Well, we're not
too concerned, are we?

978
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:06,430
Now, Havershaw,

979
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:10,394
aren't we coming to that rather
dangerous oily spot in the road?

980
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,317
Coming right up, sir.

981
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:36,390
Come on! Push!
Push, you worm!

982
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,670
[Engine Revving]

983
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,158
Jim, that's water!

984
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,630
Here we go!

985
01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:01,317
Mr Thorndyke,
that isn't me!

986
01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:07,277
Give me something
to wipe my goggles.

987
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:15,153
Havershaw, you ever think
of having a manicure?

988
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:18,913
There they are.

989
01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:21,554
Now watch me
blow them off the road.

990
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:26,192
[Horn Honking]

991
01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:28,151
Who's the guy
in the fur coat?

992
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:29,713
[Crunching]

993
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,752
This is no time
for eating, you fool!

994
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,996
Where are we?
How far is Chinese Camp?

995
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:39,830
What's the matter with you?
Don't you even know how to open a map?

996
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:43,589
[Low Growling]

997
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:46,314
- [Snarling]
- [Screaming]

998
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:54,155
[Tyres Screeching]

999
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:57,835
[Bear Whimpering]

1000
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:01,199
[Bear Shrieking]

1001
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:08,077
[Sighing]

1002
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:10,589
[Growling]

1003
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:14,598
- [Snarling]
- [Screaming]

1004
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:17,154
At the moment, the leaders
of the race are approaching...

1005
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,157
the historic mining towns
of the mother lode.

1006
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:21,874
In first position,
as he moves past checkpoint three,

1007
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,877
is Jim Douglas.

1008
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,594
Peter Thorndyke in the Special
has regained his relief driver...

1009
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:29,678
and is rapidly making up lost ground
as the two Pacemakers...

1010
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:32,678
near the famous old mining community
of Chinese Camp.

1011
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,792
[Backfiring]

1012
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:39,390
- Now what?
- I don't know.
We can't be out of gas so soon.

1013
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:45,952
Here.
Wait a minute.

1014
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:49,311
- I got a suspicion.
- What's the matter?

1015
01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:53,194
Just as I thought. Water.
They did it again.

1016
01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:56,756
[Engine Roaring,
Horn Honks]

1017
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,878
- Now what do we do?
- Give me the map.

1018
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:14,031
All right. It looks like Chinese Camp's
about three miles from here.

1019
01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:16,958
- Now, if we come down the...
- Hey.

1020
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,430
What goes?

1021
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:26,199
No sweat, man.
This is Uncle Wu's car.

1022
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:28,914
You don't think he'd
let anyone put it down, do ya?

1023
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,831
E-Easy, fellas.

1024
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:38,114
The Jim Douglas car appears
to have run into trouble.

1025
01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:40,993
There has been no sign of him
past checkpoint nine.

1026
01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:43,509
Peter Thorndyke is
refuelling at Chinese Camp.

1027
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:47,315
[Bell Dings]

1028
01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:59,117
Come on! Come on, will you!
I'm in a hurry!

1029
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:02,118
Sure thing.
I tell Father.

1030
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:05,596
[Speaking Chinese]

1031
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:08,598
My father say,

1032
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:10,676
"Hurry is waste.

1033
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:13,872
Waste is cracked bowl
which never know rice."

1034
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,709
I don't care how cracked your father's
rice bowl is! What I want...

1035
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:26,073
[Bell Dinging Rapidly]

1036
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:34,157
Hey! Some of you people
get over here right away!

1037
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:36,236
Okay, you're on your way.

1038
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:40,035
- [All Cheering]
- I'm getting out of here.

1039
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:42,913
- [Engine Starts]
- Not full. Can't go yet.

1040
01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:45,793
- Well, just you watch me.
- [Tyres Screech]

1041
01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:55,629
[Gas Dribbling]

1042
01:17:57,680 --> 01:18:00,240
As we come to the midway point
in the first day's racing,

1043
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:02,794
Peter Thorndyke,
after a delay at Chinese Camp,

1044
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:05,229
is beginning to catch up
with the rest of the field.

1045
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:21,477
[Horn Blares]

1046
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:28,710
[Laughing] That knocked him off
the Christmas tree, sir.

1047
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:36,596
[Tyres Screech]

1048
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:40,474
This is our kind of terrain
from here on out. All downhill.

1049
01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:32,399
How true it is that the best ways
are the simplest ways after all.

1050
01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:35,318
- That's what I always say, sir...
- Oh, shut up!

1051
01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:38,750
[Engine Idling]

1052
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:43,032
[Engine Revs,
Tyres Squeal]

1053
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:46,951
[Tyres Screech]

1054
01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:58,674
We should be coming soon to what
is either a rail tunnel or a bridge.

1055
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:01,189
Oh, here's a tunnel.
That must be it.

1056
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:27,592
- [Tennessee] What are you doin'?
- It's an elevator.

1057
01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:29,756
But Herbie doesn't fit.

1058
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:32,440
Everybody out.

1059
01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:37,276
No sign of them.

1060
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:40,153
You may open the wine now,
Havershaw.

1061
01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:47,278
It's chilled the way
you like it, sir.

1062
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:50,597
[Jim] All right, give me a hand.
All together now.

1063
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:57,558
To you, sir.
My unbounded admiration.

1064
01:20:57,680 --> 01:21:00,114
Thank you.

1065
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:03,312
Mmm! You know something
about champagne, sir?

1066
01:21:03,440 --> 01:21:07,069
Havershaw, if you tell me that
the bubbles tickle your nose,

1067
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:09,555
I shall probably kill you!

1068
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:12,552
[Chokes]

1069
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:24,354
Get rid of that slop!

1070
01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:26,835
[Engine Starts,
Tyres Squeal]

1071
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:43,671
Shouldn't that wheel
have come off by now?

1072
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:47,634
It's long overdue, sir.
I'm terribly embarrassed by the delay.

1073
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:51,150
- I don't know what could...
- Stop whimpering!

1074
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:54,397
I'll just give them
a friendly nudge.

1075
01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:04,357
[Screeching]

1076
01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:09,669
Hey, where'd
that wheel come from?

1077
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:15,959
[Metal Scraping]

1078
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:17,798
[Tyres Screeching]

1079
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:30,275
Hold it!

1080
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:33,831
Don't do anything sudden.

1081
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:36,633
Is it all right
if I just cry real soft?

1082
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:39,911
Carole, put your feet
back here on the bumper.

1083
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:42,838
Come on.
Now give me your hand.

1084
01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:45,838
Just let go. Let go.
Give me your hand.

1085
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:49,350
- I'm trying, but my mind
don't get the message.
- Come on. Come on.

1086
01:22:51,480 --> 01:22:54,313
Now come right over the top.

1087
01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:57,271
Atta boy.

1088
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:02,796
All right. Let's get the spare wheel on
and get Herbie back on the road.

1089
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:10,869
Thorndyke again.
He made a pizza out of it.

1090
01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:14,476
[Announcer]
And now, here in Virginia City,

1091
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:16,830
the terminal point for
the first day of the El Dorado,

1092
01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:19,235
we're all looking down
the road from the west.

1093
01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:21,874
And actually at any moment now,
we should be seeing the car...

1094
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:25,515
that will complete the first half of
the El Dorado, the run for the gold.

1095
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:28,950
Up in the judges stand
the judges and the timers are ready.

1096
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:33,278
- [Engine Roaring]
- Just a moment. The first car
is coming in sight right now.

1097
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:36,392
He is really flying down the road.
And there he goes by us.

1098
01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:38,272
[All Cheering]

1099
01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:43,317
[Metal Scraping]

1100
01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:46,034
You making it all right,
Tennessee?

1101
01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:49,678
Ohh!

1102
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:52,553
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!

1103
01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:55,752
[Tennessee Screams]
Whoa!

1104
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:57,677
Stop, Jim, will you!

1105
01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:00,155
- [Tennessee Screams]
- Now, don't anybody breathe.

1106
01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:05,957
Ready?

1107
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:08,071
[Thumping Sound]

1108
01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:10,634
[Metal Scraping]

1109
01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:20,236
Aaah!

1110
01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:42,314
Actually, at this hour
only one car is unaccounted for.

1111
01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:44,874
There's been absolutely
no word of the Douglas Special,

1112
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:48,629
which figured so very prominently
in the early stages of the race today.

1113
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:53,311
Well, I see the judges are closing down
for the night, and, by golly, so are we.

1114
01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:56,159
But we'll return to the El Dorado
at 7:30 tomorrow morning...

1115
01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:59,989
to bring you the start of the second and
the final lap back to Yosemite Valley.

1116
01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:01,917
Good night, everyone.

1117
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:12,312
[Rattling]

1118
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:23,477
[Blowtorch Hissing]

1119
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:26,433
A little bird's nest soup
never hurt anyone.

1120
01:25:26,560 --> 01:25:28,198
Thank you.

1121
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:32,996
Oh, thanks.
I hope this holds together.

1122
01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:35,111
I'm puttin' welds
on top of welds.

1123
01:25:35,240 --> 01:25:38,038
[Engine Cranking]

1124
01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:44,917
[Cranking Continues]

1125
01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:47,315
[Engine Stops]

1126
01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:49,396
[Sighs]

1127
01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:51,829
Mr Wu, the wiring
is mostly all burned off.

1128
01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:56,909
The cylinder walls are scored;
the carburettor's a mess;
the body's sprung.

1129
01:25:57,040 --> 01:26:00,794
This little car ripped itself to pieces
trying to get us here.

1130
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:03,036
It gave us everything it's got.

1131
01:26:03,160 --> 01:26:06,118
Now, maybe we can patch it
back together. I don't know.

1132
01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:09,437
But how can I send it back
into that rat race tomorrow?

1133
01:26:09,560 --> 01:26:11,949
It's got nothing left to give.

1134
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:21,354
It's your car.
What do you say?

1135
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:27,673
[Sighs]

1136
01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:30,997
A wise man once said,

1137
01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:33,680
"When you come to last page,

1138
01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:37,236
close the book."

1139
01:27:18,280 --> 01:27:22,193
You let that little car
get under your skin, didn't you?

1140
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:24,595
I don't know.

1141
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:30,350
There's a lot of gloop
been written about, uh,

1142
01:27:30,480 --> 01:27:33,358
the bond between a man
and his automobile and...

1143
01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:38,152
how he hates it sometimes,
mostly how he loves it.

1144
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:41,871
He showers gifts on it...

1145
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:46,039
in the way of accessories
and all that.

1146
01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:50,597
He gets hysterical if somebody
scratches the paint or...

1147
01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:54,838
makes it lose face
on the freeway.

1148
01:27:54,960 --> 01:27:58,669
Maybe some of those feelings
got into the machinery. I don't know.

1149
01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:03,313
Tennessee thinks so.

1150
01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:05,715
Don't you?

1151
01:28:07,520 --> 01:28:10,512
There is something real
about that little car,

1152
01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:15,072
something that
doesn't even have a name.

1153
01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:22,673
What I don't understand is, out of
the millions of people in the world,

1154
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:26,156
why it picked a dogeared
second-rater like me.

1155
01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:33,431
You stood up for it once.

1156
01:28:33,560 --> 01:28:36,199
I guess it thought you were...

1157
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:38,834
worth belonging to.

1158
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:44,675
I understand that.

1159
01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:58,156
[Car Approaching]

1160
01:28:59,680 --> 01:29:04,470
Ah, Douglas.
Didn't mean to disturb you.

1161
01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:06,989
- We'll just take the car and go.
- What are you talking about?

1162
01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:09,395
I understand that you
are out of the race.

1163
01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:11,795
What does that have
to do with you?

1164
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:14,480
Speaking as the new owner
of the car,

1165
01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:17,034
I'd regard your question
as impertinent.

1166
01:29:17,160 --> 01:29:20,596
- I'm going to hoist it up
and drag it out.
- Hold it!

1167
01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:23,473
Who said you were
the new owner of the car?

1168
01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:26,160
Perhaps Mr Wu would like to explain
how he wagered the car...

1169
01:29:26,280 --> 01:29:28,794
on the outcome of the race.

1170
01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:33,948
Even as you, I believed in the car;
I thought it would win.

1171
01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:37,396
More honestly,

1172
01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:40,796
I could not resist the odds.

1173
01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:44,515
Thank you.

1174
01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:48,553
Good sir, would you say
that this is a compact car?

1175
01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:52,436
You do not answer.

1176
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:55,313
Well, let me tell you that
you have never seen a compact car...

1177
01:29:55,440 --> 01:29:57,829
until you see what
I'm going to do with this.

1178
01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:01,270
Mr Douglas, I have a friend
with a claw-and-hook...

1179
01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:04,278
auto wrecking company
in San Francisco,

1180
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:06,868
and he's going to work
on your car.

1181
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,230
Maybe he'll transform it
into a birdbath.

1182
01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:13,592
Or what about a nice doormat
so I can wipe my feet on it every day?

1183
01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:16,757
It's too bad this thing
doesn't have the gumption...

1184
01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:19,189
to get up to the starting line
this morning.

1185
01:30:19,320 --> 01:30:21,550
I should have enjoyed beating it.

1186
01:30:21,680 --> 01:30:24,114
- Ohh!
- Why, you!

1187
01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:26,470
Take your hand...
Get your hand off...

1188
01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:29,552
[Engine Starts]

1189
01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:31,796
[Jim Grunts]

1190
01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:37,154
[Engine Revving]

1191
01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:50,000
- [Yells]
- [Turkey Gobbling]

1192
01:30:50,120 --> 01:30:53,112
Stop! Herbie, stop!

1193
01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:56,118
- [Panting]
- Hey, you know something?

1194
01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:58,196
Small car very angry.

1195
01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:00,788
And very strong.

1196
01:31:00,920 --> 01:31:03,115
The strength of 40 horses.

1197
01:31:03,240 --> 01:31:06,277
What do you think
about that race coming up?

1198
01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:08,755
You know, I think now...

1199
01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:13,078
is chance to remove
egg foo yung off of face.

1200
01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:16,317
Well, this morning, the second
and the final lap of the El Dorado.

1201
01:31:16,440 --> 01:31:20,035
From Virginia City to Yosemite,
the run for the gold.

1202
01:31:20,160 --> 01:31:22,594
Out there we see in first position
and all ready to go...

1203
01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:26,429
Peter Thorndyke
in his Thorndyke Special.

1204
01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:29,074
[Engine Revving]

1205
01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:34,109
[Rattling, Revving]

1206
01:31:34,240 --> 01:31:38,518
Hey!

1207
01:31:38,640 --> 01:31:41,677
These mechanics have done a real
fine job in keying these engines up.

1208
01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:44,519
Come on, baby. Come on.
Save it for the race.

1209
01:31:44,640 --> 01:31:47,074
One more foul-up like this,
Douglas, you're disqualified.

1210
01:31:48,480 --> 01:31:50,835
It seemed to be trying
to get at us, sir.

1211
01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:54,350
Of course it was, Havershaw!
There's no use trying to blink the fact.

1212
01:31:54,480 --> 01:31:56,471
It's either us or it this time.

1213
01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:03,156
[Crowd Shouting,
Chattering]

1214
01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:05,999
We're now getting reports
from our checkpoint number 14.

1215
01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:08,429
This one tells us
that the Thorndyke car...

1216
01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:11,233
is still holding first position
at this time.

1217
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,396
And while here
in Virginia City,

1218
01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:16,034
we're preparing to dispatch
the last of our contestants.

1219
01:32:16,160 --> 01:32:18,037
That would be
the Jim Douglas Special.

1220
01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:21,630
Hang tight.
This may be a fast takeoff.

1221
01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:23,955
[Engine Revving]

1222
01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:26,799
Now.

1223
01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:06,716
- Good stuff, Herb.
- No more shortcuts like that last one.

1224
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:09,229
Oh, this won't be anything
like that last one.

1225
01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:11,157
[Tyres Squealing]

1226
01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:32,915
Thorndyke.

1227
01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:35,429
Nice going, Herbie.
We've almost got him.

1228
01:33:35,560 --> 01:33:37,790
Hooray.

1229
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:48,879
- What fool laid out these streets?
- But you're driving superbly.

1230
01:33:50,320 --> 01:33:54,029
Hey, you got something
against driving on the streets?

1231
01:33:57,880 --> 01:34:00,678
- Any sign of them?
- Not a glimmer, sir.

1232
01:34:04,320 --> 01:34:08,552
Very well, then. Now I've
finished being Generous George.

1233
01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:24,276
He's moving up.

1234
01:34:33,720 --> 01:34:35,836
There are times like this...

1235
01:34:35,960 --> 01:34:38,713
when I really don't like
myself very much.

1236
01:34:40,920 --> 01:34:42,876
What happened to it?

1237
01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:46,675
I'd say it's gone for that
last big lube job up yonder.

1238
01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:48,916
[Engine Revving]

1239
01:34:51,280 --> 01:34:53,077
Ohh! Ohh!

1240
01:34:53,200 --> 01:34:56,033
- [Revving Continues]
- Ohh!

1241
01:35:20,960 --> 01:35:22,916
Here it comes again, sir.

1242
01:35:23,040 --> 01:35:25,395
Havershaw, I am not
a cowardly man,

1243
01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:28,751
but I am beginning to sense
that that thing is out to get me.

1244
01:35:28,880 --> 01:35:31,838
Now, now. None of that, sir.
We're not losing our nerve, are we?

1245
01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:34,520
Blast you, Havershaw!
How dare you patronize me.

1246
01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:36,631
I am not losing my nerve!

1247
01:35:36,760 --> 01:35:39,115
No, sir. No, sir.
Of course not, sir. No, no.

1248
01:35:45,960 --> 01:35:48,997
[Rattling Sound]

1249
01:35:49,120 --> 01:35:52,715
I think Herbie did something
to himself that last fall.

1250
01:35:52,840 --> 01:35:54,796
What do you mean?

1251
01:35:54,920 --> 01:35:58,674
Well... like maybe
he won't hang together much longer.

1252
01:35:58,800 --> 01:36:00,597
[Rattling Continues]

1253
01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:08,114
[Tyres Screeching]

1254
01:36:08,240 --> 01:36:09,958
[Yells]

1255
01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:16,720
- What happened to Thorndyke?
- I don't know.

1256
01:36:16,840 --> 01:36:19,115
It was like he disappeared.

1257
01:36:19,240 --> 01:36:21,037
[Muffled Shouting,
Banging]

1258
01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:24,550
- Do you hear something?
- It sounds like one of the cylinders.

1259
01:36:24,680 --> 01:36:27,353
That's impossible.
The cylinders are in the back.

1260
01:36:27,480 --> 01:36:29,675
That's a point
I find puzzling.

1261
01:36:30,400 --> 01:36:31,913
Get me out of here!

1262
01:36:36,840 --> 01:36:38,876
- Oh, my...
- Get that side!

1263
01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:41,560
Goodness. Oh.

1264
01:36:44,160 --> 01:36:45,957
Here.
Turn him around.

1265
01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:48,435
Okay, on your way.

1266
01:36:50,160 --> 01:36:52,276
Let's go!

1267
01:36:57,320 --> 01:36:59,515
Havershaw!

1268
01:37:01,240 --> 01:37:03,834
The leaders have now passed
the final checkpoint.

1269
01:37:03,960 --> 01:37:07,350
We're now moving outside,
and we should be seeing them
at the finish line in a few minutes.

1270
01:37:07,480 --> 01:37:11,951
The word is,
the Douglas car is in the lead,
but the Thorndyke car is moving up.

1271
01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:18,960
[Metal Clanking]

1272
01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:25,671
[Rattling]

1273
01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:27,950
Uh-oh.

1274
01:37:28,080 --> 01:37:31,311
I think we got a problem.

1275
01:37:31,440 --> 01:37:33,715
Carole, turn around.

1276
01:37:35,440 --> 01:37:38,432
Grab hold of that strap
and pull.

1277
01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:43,754
[Hissing]

1278
01:37:52,040 --> 01:37:54,793
- [Groans]
- You okay?

1279
01:37:54,920 --> 01:37:57,229
- Fine... Look!
- [Rattling]

1280
01:37:57,360 --> 01:37:59,112
There's another one.

1281
01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:01,231
I got it!

1282
01:38:03,040 --> 01:38:05,713
- What goes on?
- Just keep drivin'!

1283
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:08,912
Try not to think about
what I'm doing!

1284
01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:14,679
- Well, that's that. What's... Aah!
- [Rip]

1285
01:38:16,840 --> 01:38:19,035
I can't weld that!

1286
01:38:20,240 --> 01:38:22,356
Give me your hand!

1287
01:38:24,560 --> 01:38:26,630
What are we gonna do, jump?

1288
01:38:26,760 --> 01:38:29,354
- No! Pull!
- Pull?

1289
01:38:29,480 --> 01:38:31,471
Whoa!

1290
01:38:31,600 --> 01:38:35,832
Whoa! Jim! Help!

1291
01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:40,272
I think you better stop
before someone gets hurt.

1292
01:38:41,680 --> 01:38:43,796
No dice.
Herbie doesn't want to stop.

1293
01:38:49,760 --> 01:38:51,557
There it is.

1294
01:38:51,680 --> 01:38:54,672
I'll bomb the thing off the road
once and for all!

1295
01:38:54,800 --> 01:38:57,678
[Horn Blaring]

1296
01:38:57,800 --> 01:38:59,916
[Blaring]

1297
01:39:11,120 --> 01:39:13,190
[Horn Blaring]

1298
01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:16,039
Rotten sportsmanship,
if you ask me.

1299
01:39:16,160 --> 01:39:19,675
Here at the finish, we're still waiting
for our first glimpse of the leaders.

1300
01:39:23,800 --> 01:39:25,791
Yes. Yes,
there they are!

1301
01:39:25,920 --> 01:39:28,957
The Thorndyke car now seems to have
a slight edge on the Douglas car,

1302
01:39:29,080 --> 01:39:31,196
which is hanging right in there.

1303
01:39:31,320 --> 01:39:33,675
You have him now, sir.
Don't falter.

1304
01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:36,678
I'm not going to falter,
you dimwit.

1305
01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:39,792
[Cracking Sound]

1306
01:39:51,600 --> 01:39:55,275
Good-o, sir. Good-o.
You can't lose.

1307
01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:57,709
You can't possibly lo...

1308
01:40:14,080 --> 01:40:17,072
[Cheering]

1309
01:40:20,080 --> 01:40:21,991
W-We won!
[Gasps] We won!

1310
01:40:22,120 --> 01:40:23,951
Oh!

1311
01:40:24,080 --> 01:40:28,232
The little car takes first...
and third place.

1312
01:40:28,360 --> 01:40:30,157
Aaah!

1313
01:40:38,480 --> 01:40:41,552
[Crash]

1314
01:40:41,680 --> 01:40:44,114
[All Laughing]

1315
01:40:45,520 --> 01:40:47,476
[Tennessee Yelling]

1316
01:40:47,600 --> 01:40:50,114
[All Chattering]

1317
01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:53,830
[Photographers Shouting,
Crowd Cheering]

1318
01:41:00,080 --> 01:41:03,197
Do what? Kiss?
You better believe it. Come here.

1319
01:41:05,520 --> 01:41:08,114
- [Photographers Chattering]
- [Camera Shutters Clicking]

1320
01:41:19,920 --> 01:41:23,117
"Couldn't lose,"
I think you said.

1321
01:41:23,240 --> 01:41:26,357
I don't like to remind you, sir,
but if only you'd read the terms...

1322
01:41:26,480 --> 01:41:28,596
of that stupid wager
you made with Mr Wu...

1323
01:41:28,720 --> 01:41:31,473
Havershaw, you're despicable.

1324
01:41:33,040 --> 01:41:36,271
[Laughing]

1325
01:41:38,240 --> 01:41:41,038
Havershaw, I shan't pretend
that I don't know what you're thinking.

1326
01:41:41,160 --> 01:41:45,119
However, I pride myself
on being a good judge of character.

1327
01:41:45,240 --> 01:41:50,439
And when I ask myself,
"Could this man be capable
of such an act of pettiness and...

1328
01:41:52,200 --> 01:41:54,509
base ingratitude..."

1329
01:41:54,640 --> 01:41:56,915
I accept that as your answer.

1330
01:42:00,360 --> 01:42:02,351
[Laughs, Shrieks]

1331
01:42:05,600 --> 01:42:08,478
- Thanks, Herbie. So long, Mr Wu.
- Goodbye.

1332
01:42:08,600 --> 01:42:10,397
- Goodbye, Mr Wu.
- Bye, Tennessee.

1333
01:42:10,520 --> 01:42:12,670
So long, Jim.

1334
01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:15,792
It's none of my business, but where
are you going on your honeymoon?

1335
01:42:15,920 --> 01:42:18,673
We don't know.
Herb hasn't told us yet.

1336
01:42:18,800 --> 01:42:21,234
- [Door Closes]
- Let's go, Herb.

1337
01:42:24,120 --> 01:42:26,236
Goodbye, Herbie.

1338
01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:45,153
[Beep, Beep]