1 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:20,646 It's a beautiful morning, Chicago. And to all you graduating Bulldogs, "Go get them!" 2 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,331 Boys. 3 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:53,265 Hey. 4 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:00,139 Dude! 5 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,445 Dude. 6 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:03,946 How's it hanging, man? 7 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:06,852 Slightly to the left, bro. Why? What's up? 8 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:10,989 Nothing. Just stopped by to check out your decks. I thrashed mine. 9 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:14,820 - Check out my new "sponsor me" tape. - Any different than the last three? 10 00:03:14,994 --> 00:03:18,361 Totally. Remember that trick I was trying on the vert? That flip trick? 11 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:21,398 This close to landing it. I'll have it in a week. 12 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,734 - You're wasting your time. - Thanks. 13 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:27,429 I'll tell you what. If you land it, I'll sponsor you. 14 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:31,065 - All right. - In the meantime, wanna buy something? 15 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:32,939 I wish I could, dude. I'm broke. 16 00:03:33,112 --> 00:03:36,809 I'm broke. Just let me hang out. I'm your best customer. I'm here every day. 17 00:03:37,016 --> 00:03:41,646 But you never spend money. You gotta start spending money. Money-spending is good. 18 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,882 Little man! I told you already. Reach your hand in there with that T-shirt... 19 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:49,255 ...you're pulling out a stump! Don't make me go over and smack you! 20 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:50,919 Yo, Bam. 21 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:53,031 - What's up, man? - Bro. 22 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:56,498 - I love you, bro. - All right. Easy, Greg. 23 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:59,069 Freaking me out, man. Let me get a skateboard. 24 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:03,141 - Which one do you want? - I don't care. They're all the same shape. 25 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:05,300 I want my board, right there. That one. 26 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:08,675 - Let me get all three of those. - I can do that for you. 27 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,221 - Bam special. Bam! - Bam. 28 00:04:16,889 --> 00:04:18,584 - Hey, what's up? - What's up, man? 29 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:23,388 Do you remember me? Probably not. We skated SCRAP together a couple years ago. 30 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:26,964 - Oh, yeah. Dude, yeah. You were ripping. - Thanks, bro. 31 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,862 - Keep an eye on this kid. - Thanks. 32 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:31,765 Watch out for this guy's frontside 360. 33 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:35,732 - He's got the SSBSTS lurking. - It's for the wall. 34 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:39,309 - You going to the demo later on? - Hell, yeah. I wouldn't miss it. 35 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:42,414 - It's for the wall. - You don't have to make excuses. 36 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:53,051 - Sorry. - Bam was a loser before he got sponsored. 37 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,251 - Just like you, dude. - Thanks. 38 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:58,192 I'll tell you what. I'm gonna make you a deal, Greg. 39 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:00,662 - You flow me one of these decks. - For free? 40 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:04,997 Yeah, for free. Exactly. And in exchange, I'll skate it. 41 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:08,470 I'll tell everybody where I got it. You can sponsor me. 42 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,268 All right, dude. 43 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:12,170 Which one do you want? 44 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:13,807 For real? 45 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:16,306 All right. 46 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:20,143 How about we go with one of those Elements, like Bam got? 47 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:24,915 Dude, for you, I can go that board $ 140. 48 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,690 Tax not included. 49 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,748 Nice hat. 50 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,891 We're late. 51 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:06,656 Let's go. 52 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,665 Shut up. 53 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:21,213 I still can't believe it. Bam just walks in and Greg tosses him a handful of his decks. 54 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:25,778 - I can't wait to get my own deck. - I did the math. 55 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:31,548 There's 53 guys who make a living skating and about a million wannabes like us. 56 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,020 And? 57 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:36,787 And nothing. But until a sponsor backs a tour bus into my driveway... 58 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,625 ...I have to work all summer to pay for school. 59 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:42,461 I don't believe you. You're still gonna bail on me. 60 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:46,594 You know what? Matt listened to your crap, and look where that got him. 61 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:48,673 The guy is a complete stain. 62 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:50,570 - Matt deceives you. - I don't-- 63 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:55,510 He does because he, in actuality, really knows which end is up. 64 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,754 What's up, man? 65 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:15,197 So Dustin's bailing on us again. 66 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:19,327 Really? I'm gonna alert the press, man. Dustin's always bailing. 67 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:24,075 I'll always skate. I just won't be homeless with you. 68 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:26,609 You say that, but I know you mean something else. 69 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:31,307 Before you know it, you'll be a fat, middle-aged male with a nice beer gut... 70 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:35,112 ...divorced about 20 times, wishing you were skating again. 71 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:36,913 Dudes. 72 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,858 - Get the moron out of the pool. - Matt. 73 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:45,726 When is the moron gonna release his death grip on our premises? 74 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:48,298 Have you smelled it lately? It's like an open sewer. 75 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,369 - Good to see you too, Pops. - We need to talk about your future. 76 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:55,029 Yeah, you know, I'd love to, but we're heading out to this... 77 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,569 - Sugarplum. - I hate when he calls me that. 78 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,140 Listen, remember our deal. 79 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:06,148 - Dad, l-- - Don't "Dad" me. We had a deal. 80 00:08:06,352 --> 00:08:10,288 You're either in school, or you're at Rivers Hardware working next to your old man. 81 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:14,187 Sniffing a little of that lacquer while you're mixing the paint. Come on! 82 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,693 Obvious perks there. It's a good living. It's a good future. 83 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:21,123 It's a good life. I'll tell you that much. Think about it. 84 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:23,359 Yeah. Let's go, honey. 85 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:25,567 Get in there, you little... 86 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,700 Dude, your stepmom is so hot. 87 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:33,144 See the way she was looking at me? 88 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:34,643 I was like... 89 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,560 - Hello? - Good afternoon, Chili N Such. 90 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,392 - Can I scoop for you? - I'd like chili, Fire in the Hole... 91 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:56,399 ... hotter than hell, make it meat in the ass. 92 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:58,001 Hey there. 93 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:01,401 Hi, I ordered a Tummy-Killer Ranchero... 94 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:04,702 ...and I got a Double-Chunk Gut Bomb with cheese by mistake. 95 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,845 - I'd like what I ordered. - Sorry, sir. 96 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:09,875 - Hello? - I didn't get that, sir. Could you--? 97 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:12,779 - Could you repeat that? - Open your ears, jackass! 98 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:16,011 Yeah, I see that you already ate the Gut Bomb, though. 99 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:20,955 Yeah, but I can't help it that I didn't figure it out until I'd swallowed it all. 100 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:24,126 - You really think you need another? - What? 101 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,924 Mr. Knight, let me handle this. 102 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:30,535 Sir, our policy clearly states every customer will be served to his satisfaction. 103 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:33,968 Customer may receive a replacement-- Excuse me, I'll be right with you. 104 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:37,667 A replacement will be given as long as he has a receipt. You have one? 105 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:41,244 All right, that's good. Give him one of these. You're late, Eric. 106 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,211 You're just a little bit late. 107 00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:45,612 And late is not great. 108 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:48,814 Do you wanna go to the restroom before I reload you? 109 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:52,752 - You want me to call the grownup back? - You're probably leaking beans. 110 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:56,656 One big scoop. That's two, but two is enough. Two is plenty. 111 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:59,161 Now, let's go over here and do the cheddar. 112 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:03,234 Two scoops of cheddar, one scoop of onion. That's very good, son. 113 00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:07,600 You know, Eric, you've got great potential. Just go to it. You go to it, deputy. 114 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,638 Attaboy! Fire in the Hole! 115 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:11,633 One Fire in the Hole there. 116 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,075 No, sir, we don't have diet. 117 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:21,008 Two hours till the demo. Let's get this place cleaned up and get out. 118 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,744 I can't. I need the overtime. 119 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:24,656 Oh, boy! 120 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:29,954 Boy! Someone really abused the men's room. It's like a doody bomb exploded. 121 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:33,193 Was he a tall guy with glasses maybe? Just a hunch. 122 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,525 - Think this is funny, Mr. Knight? - No, I don't. 123 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:40,069 Show a little team spirit. Go in there and make it sparkle. Here you go. 124 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,207 - It'll be my pleasure. - Thank you, sir. 125 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,400 Hey, listen. Wear gloves, buddy. 126 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:49,310 Keep laughing, Eric, but I'm gonna be at college in the fall, and you'll still be here. 127 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:53,779 And you, sir. There's a birthday party at table 13. 128 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,918 Need you in the bean suit. 129 00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:00,357 You're kidding me. The bean suit again? 130 00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:03,090 Bean suit right away. 131 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,088 Thank you, sir. 132 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,229 - Whose birthday is it? - Ours. 133 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:13,428 I'm Sheriff Bean. 134 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:13,731 Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together and scream... 135 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,891 ... because it is on today, Chicago. 136 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:21,472 I don't know if you were praying last night, but we got some great weather today. 137 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:25,474 - I can't believe you quit. - Shut up and pay attention. 138 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:29,310 This is insane. I've never seen anyone do these lines at the park. 139 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:31,446 - Cold? - Jimmy Wilson! 140 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:34,619 Give it up! That's right, Chicago. 141 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:37,088 Jimmy, over here! 142 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:43,728 Look at all those hot chicks lining up to get a crack at him. 143 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:48,295 - There is no bruised fruit in that medley. - No beasts. 144 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:52,667 You know what? It's more than that. This guy is skating for a living. 145 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:18,687 - You guys wanna go check out the vert? - Yeah. 146 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,938 Mommy! 147 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:31,104 Can you move, in case one of those skaters looks over here? 148 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:34,440 - I'm a professional skater, baby. - Yeah, right. 149 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:38,572 I'm telling you the truth. I'm not skating today, because I thrashed my arm. 150 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:42,243 Here, smell this. You think it's more like pepperoni or ass crack? 151 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:45,048 I got 5 bucks on pepperoni. 152 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:47,725 You're so gross, man. 153 00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:50,652 You'll be back. 154 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,854 - Think he does his own laundry? - Are you kidding me? 155 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:26,531 He gets sick of his shirt, he takes it off and he gets a new one for free. 156 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,131 I want! 157 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,834 You need to earn your rank here. 158 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,837 Check it out. 159 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:41,239 Jimmy Wilson! 160 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,546 Yeah! 161 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:09,473 Can you imagine for five seconds what it must be like to ride in that thing? 162 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,371 Hell, yeah. 163 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:14,034 Girls, money... 164 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,977 ...signing autographs, making the girls go-- 165 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,276 Look at this. Look at this. 166 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:28,690 No way, man! 167 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,419 Pinch me. 168 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,529 Let's go. 169 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,564 Don't I know you from Chili N Such? 170 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,568 Breasts. 171 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:48,278 I like them two at a time and round. Ladies! 172 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,777 I represent the Release the Twins Foundation. 173 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,146 You guys wanna make a little donation? 174 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:57,880 - What are you talking about? - About releasing those twins. 175 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:01,956 They look uncomfortable in their little cages. Come out! 176 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,890 It's no wonder why you can't get a date. 177 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,259 It was working. 178 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:12,362 - I'm in a dry spell, man. - To be in a dry spell... 179 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:15,871 ...you've had to have been in a wet spell. - I've had sex. 180 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,202 Yeah, with a human, though. 181 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:22,603 Who's making these rules, man? 182 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,346 Product toss. 183 00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:36,554 I love it when these little freaks tear each other's skin off for a sticker. 184 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,038 What is he doing? 185 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,847 I had to skin a 9-year-old for that, man. 186 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,986 You needed a board. 187 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:03,849 It's yours. 188 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,652 Let's see if we can talk to Jimmy before we jet. 189 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,829 Excuse me, sir, we're here to see Jimmy. 190 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,797 - Oh, my freaking Lord! - Oh, my God! Get it away. 191 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,029 - What are you looking at? - Nothing, sir. 192 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:25,700 We are just here to see Jimmy. Is he in the scar--? The car? The bus? That where he is? 193 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,779 - That's a big "no" on Jimmy. - Good. Thank you. 194 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,245 - What are you looking at, pinhead? - No. 195 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,311 What's up? 196 00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:43,693 Actually, we're here to see Jimmy. He told me to drop this tape by for him. 197 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:47,090 - I think he wants to sponsor us. - That's cool. 198 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,429 - I'm stoked. - That's great, guys. Hang on just a minute. 199 00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:52,160 All right. 200 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,636 Let's see. 201 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,402 - Cool. - There you go. 202 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,877 Yeah. This is just today's haul. 203 00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:07,542 - Excuse me, that's all from today? - Yeah. 204 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:12,315 - "Sponsor me." Two very popular words. - How does he have time to watch all those? 205 00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:16,392 Well, he's worked out this technique where he doesn't watch any of them. 206 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:19,588 It's working out really well for him. Yeah. 207 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:28,597 - Should I bounce these nerds out of here? - No, they're cool. You guys are cool, right? 208 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,469 - Yeah, we're straight. - I'm cool. 209 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:33,076 - It's okay. - All right. 210 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:39,273 So I'm here to help you. I don't want you to get in trouble. 211 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:44,252 Because the truth is, Jimmy did want us to come by and say what's up, you know? 212 00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:47,324 And if you could just get us in for two minutes... 213 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,959 - I can do that. - You can do that. 214 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:54,395 But I'm not going to do that, because I don't want to. 215 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:57,797 And I just can't seem to find my way around that. 216 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:02,134 I'm sorry. I really wish you guys all the best in the world, sincerely. 217 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:06,676 You know, but-- You know, hey. Guys, just skate, you know? 218 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:09,939 And if you're really any good, then someone will find you. 219 00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:11,377 All right? 220 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,241 All right. 221 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,782 - Now would be a good time. - Hey! Get out of here! 222 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:21,954 Nice kids. I like them. Don't you like them? 223 00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,253 I like them. 224 00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:35,235 All right, so pack your shit. We're going on tour. 225 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,568 - When do we leave? - Did somebody see our tapes? 226 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:41,008 - Whose team are we on? - Hold on. Hold on. 227 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:44,611 Live for your viewing pleasure. 228 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,815 We are Super Duper Skates. 229 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:52,514 Dear Lord, Eric! I am never, ever going to wear that. 230 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:55,591 The whole thing sort of sounds sketchy. I'm sorry. 231 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,661 I never heard of this Super Duper Skates. 232 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,826 Yeah, I know. That's because I just made it up. 233 00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:03,433 Wake up and smell the desperation. 234 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,065 We needed a company name to give us credibility on tour. 235 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:10,333 - On tour? - Right. We're hitting the road as a team. 236 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:14,070 - We skate better than half of those guys. - Yeah, I can. It's weird. 237 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:18,182 There you go. Jimmy's a man, right? Once we're on the road, we follow him around. 238 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,410 We get in front of him one time, he'll see we're the real deal. 239 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,380 That does sound super-duper. 240 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:28,651 But I really don't-- I mean, I'm just saying, if you think about it-- 241 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:32,354 No, it's cool. It's cool. You two can sit here and touch yourselves... 242 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:37,298 ...for the rest of your lives, or you can try getting off your asses and making it happen. 243 00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:39,699 That's about a nine on the Richter scale, man. 244 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:44,604 I think he's saying we got a nest egg here, and we're extraordinarily comfortable. 245 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,881 Slug Bug! 246 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,078 Mr. Rivers! 247 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,385 Slug Bug! 248 00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,116 Mr. Rivers. 249 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,187 Kids dig me. 250 00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:06,154 - When's her lease up? - Where's the money we're using... 251 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,265 ...on this trip coming from? 252 00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:17,536 - Stop looking at me. - You can do this. You have no choice. 253 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:20,075 - I absolutely am not doing it. I can't. - You can. 254 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:24,076 No. Don't even talk-- I'm not. There's no way in hell I'm doing it. 255 00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:25,811 What? 256 00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:30,913 Now that the money issue is settled, where are we gonna get some wheels? 257 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,023 We just got to find a van. 258 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,252 I got it! 259 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:51,808 That was my mom's. 260 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:55,140 This was actually my grandma's, this little bellybutton ring. 261 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,475 - It's crazy. - That's so sweet. 262 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,947 I like the way you guys smell. 263 00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:02,683 - Sweet Lou. - See you girls later. 264 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,515 - What's going on? - What's up, fool? 265 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:07,351 - How are you guys doing? - Doing good. 266 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,153 Matt Jensen. 267 00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:12,657 - Good to see you guys. - So, dude, listen, we're thinking... 268 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,061 ...about joining the Jimmy Wilson Tour. - Really? 269 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:19,294 Yeah. It's gonna be phat. We need a fourth skater, so we were thinking about you. 270 00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,570 Naturally, but... 271 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,235 Sweet Lou's got everything he needs right here. 272 00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:29,577 What? Okay. Dude, we're going cross-country. You know what that means. 273 00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:32,216 - Yeah. - Yeah, you do. 274 00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,614 No. What does that mean? 275 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:41,486 Dude, chicks in different area codes. Uncharted territory. 276 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:44,959 I got pros I got pros 277 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,030 You know what I'm saying? 278 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,963 It's tempting, but... 279 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:52,702 I don't know. 280 00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:55,371 You know, school just let out and all. 281 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,633 Didn't you graduate six years ago? 282 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,635 Yeah. 283 00:22:59,811 --> 00:23:01,438 But they didn't. 284 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:05,683 - Hi. - Again, a good point. 285 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,978 Well... 286 00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:13,254 Maybe it's none of my business or anything... 287 00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:16,451 ...but don't you think maybe you should move on? A little change? 288 00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:21,031 It's just too easy, sitting here year after year, watching the new crop roll in... 289 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:22,723 ...and me just taking my pick. 290 00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:25,967 Besides, my calendar is already pretty booked. 291 00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:28,332 You saw those two Betties that were here before? 292 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:31,000 They're just my Tuesday. 293 00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:32,803 You should see Friday. 294 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:35,609 Yeah, we should hang out. 295 00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:39,217 You guys have fun on your little road trip, but count me out. 296 00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:43,180 All right, man, well I'm gonna miss you. 297 00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:45,856 - Hey, Lou. - Hey, Wednesday. 298 00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:48,455 It's Sandy. 299 00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:49,889 Right. 300 00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:51,756 I've been trying you all day. 301 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:55,297 Sandy, chill. I told you, I'd call you. 302 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:56,729 Wednesday. 303 00:23:56,902 --> 00:23:58,699 Don't get so extended. 304 00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:00,929 What's up, baby? Matt Jensen. 305 00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:06,000 I'm okay with that and everything, but my dad is crazed. 306 00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:09,079 - You told your dad? - Yeah. He says he's gonna kill you... 307 00:24:09,247 --> 00:24:12,410 ...and then dangle your balls from his rear-view mirror. 308 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,811 Daddy! 309 00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:26,063 - What's the first stop? - Wait! You're in? 310 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:31,268 Daddy, don't hurt him! Please! 311 00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:36,868 - Call me! - Bye, Lou! 312 00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:39,533 Call me on Wednesday, okay? 313 00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:55,086 One more thing, dude. 314 00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:14,505 Not bad. 315 00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:18,681 Van Gogh. 316 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:24,814 - Let's roll. - Cool. 317 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:27,884 Dustin was supposed to be here a half-hour ago. 318 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,959 - What about my overtime? - You don't need it. 319 00:25:37,135 --> 00:25:39,695 - What about college? - Consider this your full ride. 320 00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:42,101 Then I need to go back and get my special pillow. 321 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,935 Get inside! 322 00:25:44,309 --> 00:25:47,403 Excuse me, Mr. Knight, your shift is not over! 323 00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:49,570 You have not punched out, Mr. Knight! 324 00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:51,579 Mr. Knight! 325 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:55,147 Where are we going? 326 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:58,923 Jimmy Wilson's skating the Pro-Am contest in Kansas. It's our first stop. 327 00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:18,202 Damn, it smells like roses. 328 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:21,144 I done farted! 329 00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:24,440 Why you always gotta base in my face, fool? 330 00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:25,878 Yo, yo, check it. 331 00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:33,420 All right, Kansas, are you ready to go big? 332 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:37,892 I knew you knew who I was! You saw that front cover, baby. 333 00:26:38,063 --> 00:26:39,792 Watch out, son. 334 00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:43,090 Yo, I know you wannabes are not here to skate! 335 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,202 What's up, white chocolate? 336 00:26:45,503 --> 00:26:48,495 Don't be talking no head, fool. Red Crip, tell them what's up. 337 00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:52,609 - Yeah, I'm feeling to bust you in your grills. - Yeah, in your grills, dog! 338 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:55,803 Our grills? Is there some sort of barbecue later? 339 00:26:57,148 --> 00:27:00,015 The party is at Rolling Deuce tonight. It should be pretty cool. 340 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:02,812 - Sounds cool. - She's talking to Matt Ball, dude. 341 00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:07,719 All right, no worries. I got this under control. 342 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,595 - Hey, how are you? - Good. 343 00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:12,992 Eric Rivers, with the Super Duper Skate team. 344 00:27:13,164 --> 00:27:14,859 That's cute. Super Duper? 345 00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:17,297 - That's great. - Yeah, it's great. 346 00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:19,394 Wait. 347 00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:23,467 - You're not registered. - I'm sure we're on there. 348 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,906 - We're sponsored, so... - Okay. 349 00:27:26,911 --> 00:27:30,870 I'm sorry. If you're not preregistered, you can't skate this event. Next! 350 00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:35,748 No, no. This is our first event as a team, and we just drove all the way from Chicago. 351 00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:40,186 And I basically kidnapped my best friend, okay? And blew his only shot at college. 352 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:45,523 So if you could find some way to make the list work, we'd be really thankful. 353 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:50,657 You know what? Tell your sob story someplace else. We're all full up here. 354 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,462 Next. 355 00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:54,565 Next! 356 00:27:55,774 --> 00:27:57,071 Let me get in here. 357 00:27:57,242 --> 00:28:01,975 I can't believe they've never heard of Super Duper Skates. That's a freaking outrage. 358 00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:05,580 All right, let's go skate the parking lot and wait Jimmy out. 359 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,377 Don't be so harsh, mama. 360 00:28:07,585 --> 00:28:09,143 Hook us up. 361 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,383 You know what? 362 00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:14,418 Mama's already been hooked up. 363 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,726 Next. 364 00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:19,693 Next. 365 00:28:20,398 --> 00:28:22,195 Let's skate the lot. 366 00:28:27,605 --> 00:28:29,038 Matt! 367 00:28:29,607 --> 00:28:30,938 Matt! 368 00:29:15,153 --> 00:29:16,950 - You all right? - What happened? 369 00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:19,587 - You all right, dude? - What happened? 370 00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:23,152 - I sprained my taint! - Probably because you forgot to stretch. 371 00:29:23,328 --> 00:29:26,957 - Listen, put some soda pop on it. - Rub it clockwise, dude. 372 00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:29,132 - What's that feel like? - No, no, no, no. 373 00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:34,264 You want a sip, man? 374 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,631 Can you roll off the ramp so we can skate? 375 00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:40,141 - Let me get it from behind. - Where did my board go? 376 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,856 Ladies, nice balloons. Nice. 377 00:29:57,996 --> 00:30:03,229 Come over here for a second. Don't be like that. I got a little trick for you. Hey! 378 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,432 Girls, how are you tonight? 379 00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:08,436 Do a little trick? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? 380 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:12,534 All right. We got this. 381 00:30:13,511 --> 00:30:15,206 Like we've done it a million times. 382 00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:17,814 I stepped in dog poo. 383 00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:20,242 All right, hold up. 384 00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:27,751 - That burns! What's that for? - Because you need it. 385 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,395 Look at this line. 386 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:55,642 - What the hell is wrong with you? - I hate clowns. 387 00:30:57,422 --> 00:30:59,583 Oh, I'm sure they'll let four guys in. 388 00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:16,103 Check this out. 389 00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:19,968 What's up? 390 00:31:21,312 --> 00:31:22,472 Watch out, son. 391 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:27,515 Yo, muscles, check it, okay? 392 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,121 Check the list, girl. 393 00:31:32,290 --> 00:31:33,314 Don't be scared. 394 00:31:33,524 --> 00:31:38,120 Come on, now, you know who we are. Don't you know who we are? Come on! 395 00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:40,662 You know who we are, right? 396 00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:42,527 - What up, girls? - Word up. 397 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:44,691 Thank you very much, mademoiselle. 398 00:31:44,869 --> 00:31:47,804 All up in my business All up in my business 399 00:31:47,972 --> 00:31:50,304 Break out the Cristal, fool! 400 00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:53,035 We up in here! 401 00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:58,811 Eric, you're the shizit. 402 00:32:00,818 --> 00:32:03,286 Check it out. It's Brian Patch. 403 00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:11,927 Hey, Bam! 404 00:32:28,713 --> 00:32:30,908 Bob Burnquist! 405 00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:34,381 What's up, man? Matt Jensen. 406 00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:45,385 Maybe she'll clean the van, dude! 407 00:32:57,375 --> 00:33:00,037 Come to papa. 408 00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:02,970 Guys, come on, stay focused, all right? 409 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:07,550 Fan out, take advantage of any opportunities, look for pros. 410 00:33:17,862 --> 00:33:19,591 Oh, I'm sorry. 411 00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:21,254 Brian Sumner! 412 00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:23,866 What's up? How are you doing? 413 00:33:30,441 --> 00:33:32,534 That's crazy. 414 00:33:35,279 --> 00:33:37,144 So, what is your name? 415 00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:39,044 What is it? 416 00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:45,988 What's going on, baby? 417 00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:47,920 What's up? You're cute. 418 00:33:48,092 --> 00:33:49,719 - Yeah. - Are you a pro skater? 419 00:33:49,894 --> 00:33:52,556 I drove down from Springfield to meet a pro skater. 420 00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:55,255 - So did I. - You're from Springfield? 421 00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:58,925 No, I came here to meet some skaters, man! 422 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:02,099 Why do I always end up talking to the gay guy? 423 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,435 What? 424 00:34:05,176 --> 00:34:06,165 No! 425 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,946 I can't even hear what you said. What did you say? 426 00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:13,209 I can hear you fine. 427 00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:15,886 I'm just not listening. 428 00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:18,715 Okay. 429 00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:22,359 Let me just get you another glass of bitch. 430 00:34:24,629 --> 00:34:25,618 Let's go. Okay. 431 00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:29,560 You're drunk. 432 00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:37,502 Ladies. 433 00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:44,007 What's up? 434 00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:47,441 Not much. 435 00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:54,324 You wanna make out? 436 00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:56,323 Yeah. 437 00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:06,429 Stacy, come here. 438 00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:15,012 What's going on, man? How's it going? 439 00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:18,671 It's so cool that I saw you here because I'm trying to get sponsored... 440 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,341 ...and I was wondering-- - It's not a good time. 441 00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:26,615 I know. Seriously, right? I can't get anyone to check my tape out. It's, like, impossible. 442 00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:29,860 - So how did you get started? - I'm working on something here. 443 00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:33,553 Since this is a party, you could go work on some for yourself. 444 00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:37,395 Right. 445 00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:40,230 Right on. All right, no worries. 446 00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:28,847 - I'm all out. You want another drink? - Sure. 447 00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:30,680 Okay. 448 00:36:32,957 --> 00:36:35,721 - Hey. - What's going on? 449 00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:38,885 It's our song, dude! Come on! 450 00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:42,789 Come on, bitch. 451 00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:45,231 You too. Move. 452 00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:49,137 - You're doing it. Yeah. - I don't know. 453 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,904 I don't wanna do it. I don't like this song. 454 00:36:52,076 --> 00:36:53,634 I don't wanna. 455 00:36:53,811 --> 00:36:56,473 You know what? Shut up. 456 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:06,984 All right, come on. 457 00:38:07,184 --> 00:38:08,242 Come on. 458 00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:10,283 I'm going. 459 00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:14,748 Come on. 460 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,824 Trouble in the house! 461 00:38:19,063 --> 00:38:22,464 Well, at least we got to hang at the party. 462 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:25,124 Hell, yeah, man. 463 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:31,668 Dude, where's Sweet Lou? 464 00:38:46,590 --> 00:38:48,649 What are you doing? 465 00:38:48,859 --> 00:38:50,451 Why--? 466 00:38:50,628 --> 00:38:52,255 Why would you do--? Get off me! 467 00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:54,523 - This is vacation! - Get off me! Get off! 468 00:38:54,699 --> 00:39:00,660 Why would you do that? I'm gonna vomit! Do it again, and I'll castrate you like salami. 469 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:02,806 What are you gonna do? 470 00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:05,032 - What are you gonna do? - I swear to God! 471 00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:08,838 Why would you throw out my book? Because you can't read? It makes you mad? 472 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:11,004 Try it again! Try it again! 473 00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:13,244 What now? What now? 474 00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:17,351 Guys, look, it's those whigga dicks! 475 00:39:17,888 --> 00:39:19,788 Nice bunny nostril! 476 00:39:19,957 --> 00:39:22,892 - What? What? - What, dog? 477 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:24,721 What are you doing here? 478 00:39:27,565 --> 00:39:28,964 - Look out! - Damn! 479 00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:31,265 Fire! 480 00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:34,063 - Get me something! - What now? 481 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,938 Fire in the hole! 482 00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:42,079 Put that away. What you gonna do? 483 00:39:44,849 --> 00:39:46,680 Taste our pain, bitches! 484 00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:49,284 Yeah, bomb them with it, dog! 485 00:39:49,987 --> 00:39:51,215 Yeah! 486 00:39:51,422 --> 00:39:53,287 Peace out! 487 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:07,795 It's got a pool. 488 00:40:26,323 --> 00:40:29,486 And you boys said that we wouldn't have any fun. 489 00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:32,652 I'm catching hepatitis just looking at it. 490 00:40:39,970 --> 00:40:41,062 Oh, my little friend. 491 00:40:42,406 --> 00:40:44,499 There's a lot of good meat on you. 492 00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:51,075 I don't care how skinny you get. I am still gonna eat you. 493 00:40:51,248 --> 00:40:53,079 Excuse me. 494 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:57,345 Well, hello! 495 00:41:01,492 --> 00:41:03,392 So how much for a room? 496 00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:09,227 Well, it's $ 10 an hour, and 40 for the whole night. 497 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:13,063 I guess that depends what you playboys got in mind, huh? 498 00:41:13,237 --> 00:41:14,932 Yeah, yeah. 499 00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:21,006 You're crazy. 500 00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:24,211 All right. You know what? 501 00:41:24,381 --> 00:41:27,748 We'll clean your pool if you let us crash here tonight. 502 00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:31,388 Oh, yeah, my skimmer's been broken. 503 00:41:31,555 --> 00:41:35,787 All right. You do the deed, and Room 126 is yours. 504 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,520 And that, my friend, is the honeymoon suite. 505 00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:13,854 Pop the hood, man. 506 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,952 This is the honeymoon suite. Just-- 507 00:43:21,031 --> 00:43:24,694 There's only one bed, and there's four guys. 508 00:43:30,474 --> 00:43:33,807 I got it! I got it! 509 00:43:34,878 --> 00:43:36,539 This is my side! 510 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,041 Get off me! 511 00:43:39,383 --> 00:43:41,374 Manties! 512 00:43:44,521 --> 00:43:46,989 What the--? What? 513 00:43:47,157 --> 00:43:50,058 You did not just find these in that bed. 514 00:43:55,532 --> 00:43:57,363 Yo, D. 515 00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,863 You still pissed at me? 516 00:44:05,542 --> 00:44:08,136 No, man, forget about it. 517 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,640 Good times. 518 00:44:16,353 --> 00:44:18,981 You really think we have a chance? 519 00:44:21,025 --> 00:44:24,358 I don't know, dude. This is what I want in life. 520 00:44:24,528 --> 00:44:26,928 This is what I was meant to do. 521 00:44:28,532 --> 00:44:30,830 If we focus... 522 00:44:31,535 --> 00:44:34,698 ...there's no reason why we don't have a chance. 523 00:44:39,476 --> 00:44:42,741 Greetings from the interior. 524 00:44:44,548 --> 00:44:48,450 - Matt! - I think I can taste that one. 525 00:44:52,756 --> 00:44:54,724 Matt! 526 00:44:55,259 --> 00:44:56,556 That wasn't me. 527 00:44:56,727 --> 00:45:01,630 Sorry. That was me. Can I have my underwear back? 528 00:45:36,433 --> 00:45:38,162 Slug Bug! 529 00:45:41,839 --> 00:45:44,000 - Butt slap. - I was playing by the rules. 530 00:45:44,174 --> 00:45:48,110 - God! - I am so sick of this butt rock music, man. 531 00:45:48,278 --> 00:45:51,941 - Don't change it. - No! I need some beats, dude. 532 00:45:52,783 --> 00:45:54,717 I'll snap your neck like a glowstick! 533 00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:59,288 Nice tits. Can I squeeze them? 534 00:46:05,829 --> 00:46:08,161 What the hell is this? 535 00:46:08,332 --> 00:46:10,766 Are you serious? 536 00:46:11,668 --> 00:46:14,432 Just listen and learn, boys. 537 00:47:22,306 --> 00:47:25,867 So glad to be skating this summer, boys, instead of McJobbing it. 538 00:47:26,043 --> 00:47:28,568 Two scoops cheddar, one scoop onion, my friend. 539 00:47:28,745 --> 00:47:31,270 - Sweet Lou needs fuel. - Right on. 540 00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:33,348 What do you say, Dust? Spot us some cash. 541 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:36,611 Listen, I already put out for gas and put out for food... 542 00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:38,447 ...and I put out for porn. 543 00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:40,088 You're so stingy, you punk. 544 00:47:40,257 --> 00:47:42,225 Damn it! Why? 545 00:47:42,392 --> 00:47:45,919 - I didn't even know I was going! - It's so-- I just got peed on. 546 00:47:46,096 --> 00:47:49,862 All right, all right, all right. I got a plan. 547 00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:53,161 They got one of these in Colorado? 548 00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:54,968 I hate Chili N Such. 549 00:47:55,138 --> 00:47:57,402 All right, bro, you know the drill. 550 00:47:57,908 --> 00:47:59,933 Oh, yes, I do. 551 00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:02,102 Wait, what are we doing? 552 00:48:02,679 --> 00:48:03,907 We don't have any cash. 553 00:48:04,081 --> 00:48:05,878 Chili, chili, chili, chili. 554 00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:15,358 What are you doing? 555 00:48:15,959 --> 00:48:18,291 I dropped something, and I'm looking for it. 556 00:48:18,462 --> 00:48:21,090 I had curly cheese fries, lots of them, and a shake. 557 00:48:21,265 --> 00:48:25,133 Okay. Didn't your mom ever tell you not to talk to strangers? 558 00:48:26,536 --> 00:48:30,267 I guess she didn't say anything about puking on them, though. Thank you. 559 00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:33,168 Chili, chili, chili, chili... 560 00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:50,855 - Hello? - Welcome to Chili N Such. 561 00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:52,859 - Can I scoop for you? - So listen... 562 00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:56,363 ...I was actually by here about an hour ago. 563 00:48:56,533 --> 00:49:02,403 And we ordered 10 Gut Bomb Chili Surprises and five shakes. 564 00:49:02,572 --> 00:49:06,736 It's funny because when I got home, there were actually only coffees... 565 00:49:06,910 --> 00:49:09,470 - Chili. ...in the bag. 566 00:49:09,646 --> 00:49:13,343 I remember that order. Drive through, and we'll replace it. 567 00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:27,696 "Animal Chin Skate Shop. 568 00:49:27,864 --> 00:49:31,027 Internationally renowned skateboarder Jimmy Wilson... 569 00:49:31,201 --> 00:49:34,693 ...discovered here, 1992." 570 00:49:34,871 --> 00:49:38,705 Yeah, but where is Jimmy's bus? Shouldn't there be a big crowd here? 571 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:41,309 I don't know, bro. Maybe we're early. 572 00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:43,810 Let's go scope it out. 573 00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:47,377 - What's up, yo? - "What's up, yo?" 574 00:49:49,419 --> 00:49:50,511 How's it going there? 575 00:49:50,721 --> 00:49:53,053 - Jimmy Wilson? - Jimmy Wilson. The demo. 576 00:49:53,223 --> 00:49:54,918 Check this cut. 577 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,362 Excuse me! 578 00:50:05,535 --> 00:50:07,696 We're here for Jimmy's demo. Jimmy Wilson. 579 00:50:07,871 --> 00:50:09,736 Do you know Jimmy? 580 00:50:09,906 --> 00:50:11,567 Jimmy was gnarly. 581 00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:13,607 Jimmy was... 582 00:50:13,777 --> 00:50:17,008 Jimmy was Jimmy. Jimmy was... 583 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,373 ...off the hook. 584 00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:21,542 Off the hook. 585 00:50:21,752 --> 00:50:23,583 You know? 586 00:50:23,787 --> 00:50:24,754 Jimmy was... 587 00:50:24,955 --> 00:50:26,547 Jimmy was: 588 00:50:31,094 --> 00:50:34,086 - I'm sorry, did you say, "was"? - Did you guys see--? 589 00:50:34,264 --> 00:50:36,164 Today is... 590 00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:41,067 Today is Saturday. Today is Sunday. The demo was yesterday. 591 00:50:41,238 --> 00:50:43,001 - Goddamn it. - It happened already? 592 00:50:43,173 --> 00:50:47,507 Did you guys see--? Jimmy was, like: 593 00:50:51,681 --> 00:50:55,310 Yeah, Saturday, man. Saturday. Demo was Saturday. 594 00:50:55,519 --> 00:50:59,785 - Today is Sunday. So Saturday plus a day... - You said that. 595 00:50:59,956 --> 00:51:02,424 ...is Sunday. - It happened already! 596 00:51:02,626 --> 00:51:04,753 It already happened. 597 00:51:04,928 --> 00:51:06,725 I think you guys missed a day. 598 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:07,921 We lost a day. 599 00:51:08,098 --> 00:51:11,727 Jimmy was something. He was-- He was old school. 600 00:51:12,269 --> 00:51:14,669 You know what I'm saying? He was like: 601 00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:19,507 That was Jimmy right there. 602 00:51:22,112 --> 00:51:26,344 All right, well, what do we do? I mean, since we're already here... 603 00:51:26,516 --> 00:51:29,508 ...there's not much we can do now. 604 00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:32,279 So at least we can skate the lot. 605 00:51:32,489 --> 00:51:34,457 You guys know Jimmy? 606 00:51:37,127 --> 00:51:38,992 No. Is it cool if we just--? 607 00:51:39,162 --> 00:51:41,062 Jimmy was gnarly, bro. 608 00:51:41,231 --> 00:51:43,062 He was awesome, dudes. 609 00:51:43,233 --> 00:51:46,396 Do you mind if we at least set some cones up out there? 610 00:51:46,570 --> 00:51:48,128 Do a little demo of our own? 611 00:51:48,672 --> 00:51:50,833 You wanna skate the park? 612 00:52:20,237 --> 00:52:21,829 What's up? 613 00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:23,905 You. 614 00:52:25,575 --> 00:52:27,668 Nice. 615 00:52:31,915 --> 00:52:34,179 Dude, you're pretty badass. 616 00:52:34,351 --> 00:52:36,819 - Thanks, man. - But I could totally take you. 617 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,454 Dude, what grade are you in? 618 00:52:38,622 --> 00:52:41,386 Seventh. I'm 12, bitch. 619 00:52:42,225 --> 00:52:44,056 And you got something to teach me? 620 00:52:44,227 --> 00:52:47,788 All right, how about you talk to me when you're out of diapers. 621 00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:10,045 That kid is totally taking you. What is he in, seventh grade? 622 00:53:10,554 --> 00:53:12,181 I wonder if he's got a sister. 623 00:53:13,456 --> 00:53:15,924 You wanna make out? 624 00:53:18,061 --> 00:53:20,120 Yeah, sure. 625 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,969 - Where's the product toss? - Where's the free stuff? 626 00:53:32,142 --> 00:53:35,805 If you losers are really sponsored, where's the free stuff? 627 00:53:41,685 --> 00:53:46,019 What do you say you and me lose this dead weight and hit the strip clubs? 628 00:53:46,456 --> 00:53:50,119 I like your style, kid. Keep it up. 629 00:53:53,029 --> 00:53:55,657 - Where's the stuff? - Lil' Bow Wow, keep barking... 630 00:53:55,832 --> 00:53:58,699 ...and it's a one-way walk in the woods. - You got jokes? 631 00:53:58,868 --> 00:54:02,031 - I don't got jokes, I got threats. - Man, give me your skateboard. 632 00:54:03,473 --> 00:54:07,136 Man, give me a T-shirt! Man, give me your shoes! Give me-- 633 00:54:08,745 --> 00:54:12,340 - In your face! - Your team sucks! 634 00:54:12,515 --> 00:54:15,507 Our team doesn't suck! What is wrong with their eyes? 635 00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,586 In the van! In the van! Product toss. Look at that, free hat. 636 00:54:19,823 --> 00:54:21,051 Shirt! 637 00:54:21,691 --> 00:54:23,318 Let's get out of here! 638 00:54:23,627 --> 00:54:25,891 Ride my fingerboard, bitches! 639 00:54:44,547 --> 00:54:46,811 All right. 640 00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:50,314 Yeah, you got good hands. 641 00:54:50,854 --> 00:54:52,321 Can you go deeper? 642 00:54:52,522 --> 00:54:54,649 Oh, yeah, that's deep. 643 00:54:56,893 --> 00:54:59,259 This is fantastic. 644 00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:01,522 What about doing my glutes next? 645 00:55:01,698 --> 00:55:02,960 With what, my face? 646 00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:17,310 Shit. 647 00:55:29,259 --> 00:55:31,227 Put some elbow into it, man. 648 00:55:31,428 --> 00:55:34,022 I'll put some elbow into your face. 649 00:55:36,032 --> 00:55:39,900 How we gonna get Jimmy Wilson to see us if we can't even skate a contest? 650 00:55:40,070 --> 00:55:42,334 How we gonna get girls to see us? 651 00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:45,167 Have you been in a coma this entire time? 652 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:47,105 They're everywhere. 653 00:55:47,277 --> 00:55:50,178 Sweet Lou is all over this little pro chick right now. 654 00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,872 Why does that bother you so much? 655 00:55:53,450 --> 00:55:55,179 Because it's not happening to me. 656 00:55:55,385 --> 00:55:59,515 If you would change your clothes, even one time, there might-- I don't know. 657 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:03,826 What's wrong with you? 658 00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:05,722 My college fund is gutted. 659 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:10,765 Well, that's what separates the men from the boys. 660 00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:13,692 Maybe I can get my job back. 661 00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:16,202 You know what, Sweet Lou? 662 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:18,773 I got a rule, man. 663 00:56:18,942 --> 00:56:22,036 No more of these freaky, spazzy chicks... 664 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:24,373 ...coming across state lines with us, man. 665 00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:27,277 That's what's bringing this team vibe down! 666 00:56:28,485 --> 00:56:32,114 It's my van. It's my rules. 667 00:56:32,922 --> 00:56:34,947 And I like her. 668 00:56:37,927 --> 00:56:42,091 At least there's no way in hell that this could get any worse. 669 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,936 In the name of all things holy. Are you kidding me, man? 670 00:56:48,104 --> 00:56:52,165 I'm sorry. Are you upset with the fact that I've worked hard and saved money? 671 00:56:52,342 --> 00:56:56,108 And with that money, I happened to buy a little food for myself? 672 00:56:58,615 --> 00:56:59,639 It's bread. 673 00:57:03,953 --> 00:57:05,318 No! 674 00:57:05,488 --> 00:57:06,955 I said, no girls! 675 00:57:08,691 --> 00:57:10,659 No! God, stop! 676 00:57:14,931 --> 00:57:16,922 Damn it! 677 00:57:29,846 --> 00:57:32,440 At least she left our stuff. 678 00:57:33,850 --> 00:57:36,182 Touch�. 679 00:57:45,228 --> 00:57:47,992 We're gonna die out here. We have no food and no car. 680 00:57:48,164 --> 00:57:50,496 Seriously, anyone, what are we gonna do? 681 00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:52,498 I thought she was a sweet girl. 682 00:57:52,669 --> 00:57:56,264 That's her ass you're thinking about, not her depraved criminal mind. 683 00:57:56,439 --> 00:57:59,567 Wham, bam, steal the van. 684 00:58:00,443 --> 00:58:03,606 We just need something. Some kind of sign to tell us to keep going. 685 00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:06,010 Do we? I'm sure we're gonna get a sign. 686 00:58:06,182 --> 00:58:10,141 Look, Jimmy Wilson is coming over the hill right now to give us a big deal. 687 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,949 There he is. Look, there's his bus, and he's got a scholarship for me. 688 00:58:14,157 --> 00:58:17,593 Oh, no, wait. That's a mirage because we're in the middle of the desert! 689 00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:33,835 - Tucson, that's where we're headed? - Yeah. 690 00:58:34,010 --> 00:58:35,807 That's good. 691 00:58:40,183 --> 00:58:42,777 No one's food here! 692 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,588 I just had the wildest dream, man. 693 00:59:20,256 --> 00:59:22,190 What are you doing? 694 00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:28,693 Save me! 695 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,163 Look! It's a lizard! 696 00:59:32,335 --> 00:59:35,964 I just got violated by a lizard, man. 697 00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:46,915 Actually, that felt kind of good. 698 00:59:53,656 --> 00:59:57,490 - Somebody's coming. - All right, you guys hang back. All right? 699 00:59:57,694 --> 00:59:59,423 And hide Matt. 700 00:59:59,629 --> 01:00:01,597 Come here, buddy. 701 01:00:01,798 --> 01:00:05,256 - Did you just say, "buddy"? - Shut up. 702 01:00:21,217 --> 01:00:23,515 Nice ass! 703 01:00:29,192 --> 01:00:30,853 Hey. 704 01:00:31,527 --> 01:00:34,291 I'm on my way to Tucson. Climb in. 705 01:00:49,879 --> 01:00:50,937 What's up? 706 01:00:51,114 --> 01:00:53,605 Hi. How are you? 707 01:00:53,783 --> 01:00:55,774 Real good. 708 01:00:56,119 --> 01:00:58,280 Sweet Lou! 709 01:00:58,454 --> 01:01:00,445 Nice catch, man. 710 01:01:02,692 --> 01:01:05,092 All right, I'll check you guys later. 711 01:01:53,176 --> 01:01:54,837 - That ain't gonna happen. - What? 712 01:01:55,011 --> 01:01:59,004 Come on. Do you work out? Can we sit down and talk about it? 713 01:01:59,182 --> 01:02:00,547 - Bam! Bam! - What's up? 714 01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:02,685 What's going on? Remember me from...? 715 01:02:02,852 --> 01:02:04,945 - The skate shop, right? - Skate shop. Exactly. 716 01:02:05,121 --> 01:02:07,555 - He's with me. - I'm with him. 717 01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:10,291 So how's everything going? 718 01:02:10,493 --> 01:02:12,154 Yeah, really good. 719 01:02:13,930 --> 01:02:16,057 So this is crazy, huh? 720 01:02:16,265 --> 01:02:17,664 Yeah, it is pretty insane. 721 01:02:18,634 --> 01:02:22,468 I know your schedule and everything like that has gotta be pretty nuts... 722 01:02:22,638 --> 01:02:25,630 ...but if you have five minutes, could you just check this out? 723 01:02:25,808 --> 01:02:28,641 It's a tape we put together. Could you pass it on to Jimmy? 724 01:02:28,945 --> 01:02:32,073 I got so much shit on my plate, the last thing I need now... 725 01:02:32,248 --> 01:02:34,944 ...is looking at some random "sponsor me" tape. 726 01:02:35,251 --> 01:02:38,482 - Sorry about that. - That's cool. I figured I'd give it a shot. 727 01:02:38,654 --> 01:02:42,385 Give me the tape. Of course I'll watch it. I'm not that big of a dick. 728 01:02:42,658 --> 01:02:45,559 - Thanks. That's great. - Cool. 729 01:02:46,095 --> 01:02:48,359 You talking shit about me? 730 01:02:48,698 --> 01:02:50,791 Jamie, do you really wanna do this now? 731 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,025 Have the balls to say it to my face. 732 01:02:53,402 --> 01:02:56,428 Okay, I'm saying it to your face. I don't want you here. 733 01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:59,040 Okay? The last thing I need on this tour... 734 01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:02,837 ...is some haggard-ass chick lurking around. 735 01:03:04,347 --> 01:03:06,042 Just take it easy, man. 736 01:03:06,215 --> 01:03:08,581 What? You serious? 737 01:03:08,751 --> 01:03:12,983 Yeah, relax. I mean, she doesn't need you insulting her. 738 01:03:13,823 --> 01:03:19,056 If you wanted me to watch your tape, you pretty much ruined that. So... 739 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,729 Thanks. 740 01:03:27,904 --> 01:03:31,101 Hey, so, that was pretty harsh, huh? 741 01:03:31,274 --> 01:03:33,970 I think I can take care of myself. 742 01:03:34,410 --> 01:03:38,346 No, I figured that. I mean, I can tell, but... 743 01:03:39,248 --> 01:03:42,342 You know, everybody could use a little backup once in a while. 744 01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:50,458 Wanna get out of here? 745 01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:54,958 You serious? 746 01:04:02,471 --> 01:04:04,632 I don't think anybody is home. 747 01:04:04,907 --> 01:04:07,432 Let's just get in and out real fast, okay? 748 01:04:08,077 --> 01:04:10,136 Hello? 749 01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:14,739 - Anybody home? - Hey, Matt, don't touch anything, okay? 750 01:04:15,651 --> 01:04:17,551 Mirrored ceilings. 751 01:04:17,787 --> 01:04:20,085 We got this place to ourselves, man. 752 01:04:20,256 --> 01:04:23,157 Oh, black leather. That's just how Snoop would do it. 753 01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:26,953 - Oh, come on. - Good. 754 01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:29,287 Hey, ladies... 755 01:04:30,399 --> 01:04:34,631 ...I'm Jimmy Wilson. Tonight you're gonna be my love slaves. 756 01:04:37,006 --> 01:04:38,564 There it is. 757 01:04:39,442 --> 01:04:43,344 Stop it for five seconds. All right, Jimbo, just gonna bust a little switcheroo. 758 01:04:43,512 --> 01:04:46,242 You hit play, you're gonna enjoy the Super Duper team demo. 759 01:04:46,415 --> 01:04:49,350 I've been holding it for two days. It's about to go downtown. 760 01:04:49,518 --> 01:04:53,386 Good idea. Take a crap on his bus. He would appreciate that. 761 01:05:09,472 --> 01:05:11,303 I got it. Let's go. 762 01:05:14,710 --> 01:05:18,806 All right, dude, let's go. I did it. Let's go. 763 01:05:21,784 --> 01:05:23,217 Dude. 764 01:05:26,322 --> 01:05:29,780 I might not get a piece of Jimmy Wilson, but he got a piece of me. 765 01:05:30,059 --> 01:05:32,186 That smells like hermit craps. 766 01:05:33,896 --> 01:05:35,022 That was amazing, Jimmy! 767 01:05:35,231 --> 01:05:37,665 I've been waiting two years to pull that trick. 768 01:05:37,833 --> 01:05:40,563 - We got it on footage, check it out. - Let's see it. 769 01:05:40,736 --> 01:05:44,502 Oh, no. What the hell? 770 01:05:44,674 --> 01:05:47,370 Tell me that's not your only copy of the tape. 771 01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:54,211 Somebody broke the tour rule. 772 01:05:54,383 --> 01:05:56,544 I'll fix this. Let's get out of here. 773 01:05:56,719 --> 01:06:00,917 Who did number two on the bus, man? How many times do I have to tell them? 774 01:06:01,991 --> 01:06:04,721 No going number two on my bus! 775 01:06:08,164 --> 01:06:09,654 So basically... 776 01:06:09,865 --> 01:06:14,029 ...we've been following the Jimmy Wilson Tour all over the country. 777 01:06:14,203 --> 01:06:15,329 That's insane. 778 01:06:15,504 --> 01:06:18,837 Yeah. It sucks. I had this whole thing planned out. 779 01:06:19,075 --> 01:06:22,272 All we had to do, get in front of him, and it was so easy. 780 01:06:22,445 --> 01:06:25,471 He just had to see us skate, and he'd pick us up. 781 01:06:25,848 --> 01:06:27,179 But... 782 01:06:27,350 --> 01:06:31,309 ...of course, we found a way to screw everything up... 783 01:06:31,587 --> 01:06:34,522 ...and the whole thing has turned into a disaster. 784 01:06:34,690 --> 01:06:37,682 You can't argue with talent. So... 785 01:06:37,893 --> 01:06:42,626 ...just keep skating, and someone will find you. 786 01:06:43,132 --> 01:06:45,726 - I know about these things. - You must. 787 01:06:49,138 --> 01:06:54,075 I guess, by the way things went down, you guys have been hooking up for a while. 788 01:06:55,478 --> 01:06:58,447 You think I'm into Bam because he's on tour? 789 01:06:58,981 --> 01:07:02,473 I don't know. I thought that's how things went around here. 790 01:07:02,651 --> 01:07:05,916 Everyone hung out with the pros and did their thing. 791 01:07:06,589 --> 01:07:09,854 - Tour slut at your service. - No! 792 01:07:10,526 --> 01:07:13,791 I didn't-- I really didn't mean it like that. I... 793 01:07:15,631 --> 01:07:19,294 It's just, you know, you're super cute. 794 01:07:19,902 --> 01:07:24,236 I'd throw myself under the wheels of Jimmy's bus... 795 01:07:24,407 --> 01:07:26,932 ...to get a chance to be with a girl like you. 796 01:07:27,109 --> 01:07:30,044 You're sick! You're sick! That's sick! 797 01:07:34,483 --> 01:07:36,280 I know you. 798 01:07:36,452 --> 01:07:39,649 We got on Jimmy Wilson's bus, and Matt took a big crap on it. 799 01:07:39,822 --> 01:07:43,451 I don't know if it was the stroganoff or what, but I was like-- 800 01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:44,750 Stop. Wonderful. 801 01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:49,329 These are my friends by default and not by choice, and we're leaving right now. 802 01:07:49,598 --> 01:07:51,532 All right. See you. 803 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:55,162 - Bye, friends. - Sometimes Eric looks like He-Man. 804 01:07:57,606 --> 01:07:59,471 So, what's up? 805 01:08:01,177 --> 01:08:02,542 Let's go. 806 01:08:06,215 --> 01:08:08,115 Excuse me, sorry. 807 01:08:08,451 --> 01:08:10,976 I got a code brown to wrestle down to the ground. 808 01:08:11,687 --> 01:08:12,949 Oh, my God! 809 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:19,053 There she is, boys. 810 01:08:20,830 --> 01:08:22,957 What do we do now, man? 811 01:08:23,165 --> 01:08:25,030 I don't know, dude. 812 01:08:28,604 --> 01:08:30,595 Look at this guy. Is this guy gonna stop? 813 01:08:32,208 --> 01:08:33,766 Shit! 814 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,274 God, jackass! 815 01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:46,015 Man, those things are awesome. 816 01:08:46,188 --> 01:08:49,180 He's not playing piano anytime soon, man. 817 01:08:58,868 --> 01:09:01,336 Guys, come on. Come on, come on! 818 01:09:12,515 --> 01:09:14,415 Go, go, go, go, go! 819 01:09:19,722 --> 01:09:20,814 Come on! 820 01:09:22,291 --> 01:09:23,656 Kick the thing! Come on! 821 01:10:06,168 --> 01:10:07,396 Hey, you all right? 822 01:10:08,103 --> 01:10:11,539 - They didn't see it. - But I sure did. 823 01:10:12,074 --> 01:10:17,671 I'm sick and tired of you punks thinking you can skate wherever the hell you feel like. 824 01:10:18,314 --> 01:10:20,805 Sir, we're at a skate demo. 825 01:10:25,321 --> 01:10:27,050 Smart-ass. 826 01:10:27,923 --> 01:10:30,653 You know, I could have you guys arrested. 827 01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:34,362 Come here. 828 01:10:35,998 --> 01:10:40,435 But for once, I'm gonna have you skaters take care of your own mess. 829 01:10:43,472 --> 01:10:46,305 Sweet Lou cleans no man's poop. 830 01:10:47,009 --> 01:10:48,874 Have fun, girls. 831 01:10:57,553 --> 01:10:58,850 So to recap... 832 01:10:59,722 --> 01:11:02,782 ...we smell like turds, we have no car, no Jimmy Wilson... 833 01:11:03,392 --> 01:11:05,690 ...and I'm broke. Call me stupid. 834 01:11:05,894 --> 01:11:07,225 - Hey, stupid. - What? 835 01:11:07,463 --> 01:11:08,828 Don't worry about it, man. 836 01:11:08,998 --> 01:11:11,967 This is the part where Eric Rivers jumps up... 837 01:11:12,134 --> 01:11:16,332 ...and angels descend from heaven, sustaining one long note... 838 01:11:16,839 --> 01:11:20,036 ...and he says, "Team meeting." - Does he have a plan? I bet he does. 839 01:11:20,409 --> 01:11:23,276 He has a plan, so we all run over there, and he goes: 840 01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:24,912 "This is our last shot." 841 01:11:31,754 --> 01:11:33,085 It's over. 842 01:11:38,827 --> 01:11:41,625 What? Wait, he's giving up? 843 01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:45,928 What the hell else you want me to do? 844 01:11:47,036 --> 01:11:50,699 I'm fricking one step away from being somebody's stalker. 845 01:11:51,707 --> 01:11:55,871 You guys should have just stayed home, not listened to a word I said. 846 01:11:56,111 --> 01:11:57,305 My fault. 847 01:11:59,148 --> 01:12:03,642 Let's get one thing straight here. I followed you here because you got balls. 848 01:12:05,554 --> 01:12:08,785 And because Sandy's dad was about to rip mine off, but... 849 01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:11,653 Seriously. If it wasn't for you, we'd still be at home. 850 01:12:11,860 --> 01:12:14,090 - I'd still be on your couch. - Don't push me! 851 01:12:14,363 --> 01:12:18,299 Hey, man, I'm trying to tell you we're having fun, bro. 852 01:12:18,801 --> 01:12:22,237 For real, man. We're on an adventure. 853 01:12:24,239 --> 01:12:28,232 No. No, we're on a train wreck. This is a revolving nightmare. 854 01:12:28,410 --> 01:12:30,810 No, a revolving nightmare is us still in Chicago... 855 01:12:30,979 --> 01:12:33,470 ...not trying to do anything with our lives. 856 01:12:33,649 --> 01:12:39,246 Let me tell you something. The $ 736.18 I've spent since I've been here... 857 01:12:39,421 --> 01:12:41,048 ...worth it. 858 01:12:41,256 --> 01:12:45,454 - You have that down to an exact--? - Yes, worth it. Every penny. 859 01:12:46,061 --> 01:12:47,926 Look at us, man. 860 01:12:48,163 --> 01:12:50,631 We're not losers anymore, man. We're a team. 861 01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:54,900 We're Super Duper. 862 01:12:57,706 --> 01:12:59,674 Fucking assholes. 863 01:13:00,142 --> 01:13:01,871 Come on, don't be sad. 864 01:13:04,947 --> 01:13:06,710 - Hey! - Hey, what's going on? 865 01:13:06,882 --> 01:13:10,648 You might want to stand back about 40 feet. 866 01:13:11,553 --> 01:13:13,919 Yeah, look, I'm a little ripe right now. 867 01:13:14,089 --> 01:13:17,354 So listen, are you guys going up to Santa Monica? 868 01:13:17,559 --> 01:13:19,891 No, we weren't going to. What's going on there? 869 01:13:20,095 --> 01:13:22,962 It's the Pro Jam. If you're pro or sponsored, you can skate. 870 01:13:23,198 --> 01:13:24,790 Really? 871 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:28,669 I could try to help you guys out. 872 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:31,539 Maybe go with you? 873 01:13:31,707 --> 01:13:34,107 All right. That would be great. 874 01:13:34,710 --> 01:13:37,110 Come here, team meeting. Excuse us. 875 01:13:38,113 --> 01:13:39,580 What's up? 876 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:43,146 Give me five seconds. What? 877 01:13:43,318 --> 01:13:48,187 In the name of all things holy, please. You feel this vibe? You feel the pulse? 878 01:13:48,357 --> 01:13:51,724 How we're all sharing one heartbeat, like a herd of elk? 879 01:13:51,927 --> 01:13:57,456 We finally accumulated something of a team vibe over there. Do not ruin it. 880 01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:00,133 You don't wanna bring a girl? 881 01:14:00,335 --> 01:14:03,793 No, man! Where's the van, dude? They're all cute, and... 882 01:14:03,972 --> 01:14:06,440 ...the horns come out. No! Rules are rules. 883 01:14:06,608 --> 01:14:09,702 But where's the van? Where's our car? Maybe she has a car. 884 01:14:09,878 --> 01:14:11,846 She's a good girl. Trust her. 885 01:14:12,014 --> 01:14:15,211 - She's sexy. - Guys. I'm right here. I can hear you. 886 01:14:15,751 --> 01:14:16,809 Hi. 887 01:14:16,985 --> 01:14:20,887 It's cool. I mean, whatever. Just do your thing. 888 01:14:21,056 --> 01:14:24,651 Seriously, I don't want to interrupt your team vibe. 889 01:14:24,860 --> 01:14:27,226 But you're not. That's the thing. 890 01:14:27,396 --> 01:14:31,059 No, I get it. I totally-- I get it. It's no big deal. 891 01:14:31,233 --> 01:14:33,201 I hope I see you guys at the beach. 892 01:14:34,236 --> 01:14:35,225 See you. 893 01:14:35,404 --> 01:14:37,235 Jamie, it's nothing personal. 894 01:14:37,606 --> 01:14:39,938 - It's just rules. - You are such a dumb-ass. 895 01:14:40,175 --> 01:14:44,612 I'm so hungry, one of my ribs is poking through the skin. 896 01:14:44,913 --> 01:14:48,280 I would literally kill for a night in a real bed. 897 01:14:53,055 --> 01:14:57,151 Look who's got a nice, comfy SUV? 898 01:14:57,359 --> 01:14:59,691 A nice "suv." 899 01:15:00,262 --> 01:15:02,492 What do we do now, Matt? 900 01:15:04,199 --> 01:15:06,633 It's time to meet the clowns, man. 901 01:15:15,611 --> 01:15:18,603 Guys, what are we doing in a clown college? 902 01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:32,891 Matty! 903 01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:41,631 - Hey, Mom. - We missed the hell out of you! 904 01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:44,695 Those are Matt's parents? 905 01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:47,238 They really are clowns. 906 01:15:48,010 --> 01:15:49,910 You reek! 907 01:15:50,812 --> 01:15:52,279 Hey, Dad. 908 01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:55,940 Matt? 909 01:15:56,451 --> 01:15:59,352 - What's up? - You smell funky. 910 01:16:00,022 --> 01:16:03,423 Wait, don't tell me. Give me a second. I'm really good at this. 911 01:16:03,592 --> 01:16:04,889 I'm covered in shit. 912 01:16:07,963 --> 01:16:09,726 Now, why the sudden visit? 913 01:16:10,432 --> 01:16:12,593 Why haven't you called? 914 01:16:13,268 --> 01:16:16,431 I don't know. I guess I'm still kind of bitter... 915 01:16:16,605 --> 01:16:19,768 ...from when you guys abandoned me my senior year in high school... 916 01:16:19,942 --> 01:16:22,137 ...and ran off to join a circus. 917 01:16:22,311 --> 01:16:24,108 I see. 918 01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:33,312 - I'm sorry. - No, we're sorry, son. 919 01:16:33,889 --> 01:16:38,451 We're sorry we tried to push you through clown college. 920 01:16:38,660 --> 01:16:41,026 Sorry about a lot of other things. 921 01:16:41,196 --> 01:16:45,360 There's more to life than a pie in the face for you, and we accept that. 922 01:16:48,971 --> 01:16:53,840 I've been so pissed off at you for running off and getting into this whole clown thing. 923 01:16:55,711 --> 01:16:58,043 But I think I get it now. 924 01:16:59,381 --> 01:17:02,077 You guys are just trying to make yourselves happy. 925 01:17:03,418 --> 01:17:07,616 There are things in life that just aren't that easy. 926 01:17:07,789 --> 01:17:11,281 But the important thing is, you're out there trying. 927 01:17:11,493 --> 01:17:13,484 You're a man now. 928 01:17:14,730 --> 01:17:16,061 We're proud of you. 929 01:17:16,498 --> 01:17:18,466 I love you, Dad. 930 01:17:19,434 --> 01:17:21,493 I got him! 931 01:17:27,075 --> 01:17:28,736 What's up? 932 01:17:31,013 --> 01:17:32,571 Bang. 933 01:17:35,817 --> 01:17:38,411 I can't believe you're Matt's sister. 934 01:17:39,755 --> 01:17:41,484 Me either. 935 01:17:43,158 --> 01:17:45,285 So you want to...? 936 01:17:49,364 --> 01:17:51,298 "You want to...?" 937 01:17:56,371 --> 01:18:00,307 Do you wanna learn how to throw a pie? 938 01:18:02,644 --> 01:18:05,442 Bet you never turn down pie. 939 01:18:40,115 --> 01:18:42,083 Oh, no. 940 01:18:45,787 --> 01:18:47,414 Nice. 941 01:18:48,090 --> 01:18:50,490 Matt, you look different. 942 01:18:50,692 --> 01:18:54,788 Looking good, stud. I see you've taken a lesson from the Sweet Lou. 943 01:18:55,530 --> 01:18:57,555 Thought I'd clean up a little bit. 944 01:18:57,766 --> 01:19:02,169 Welcome to the human race, my friend. I think you'll like it here. 945 01:19:07,943 --> 01:19:12,039 Thank you, guys, for letting us crash here... 946 01:19:12,214 --> 01:19:14,478 ...and eat your food... 947 01:19:14,649 --> 01:19:17,709 ...and the clothes and letting us take a shower. 948 01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:20,081 And thanks for the truck. 949 01:19:21,323 --> 01:19:23,291 We're always here for you, son. 950 01:19:25,827 --> 01:19:28,125 - I love you, Dad. - I love you too, son. 951 01:19:30,365 --> 01:19:33,163 - Okay. - I love you, Mom. 952 01:19:39,441 --> 01:19:40,908 Matt! 953 01:19:55,490 --> 01:19:56,980 Mom. 954 01:19:59,261 --> 01:20:01,627 I'm not gonna be needing these. 955 01:20:02,330 --> 01:20:05,128 You can't blame a mom for trying. 956 01:20:27,155 --> 01:20:29,055 Bye! 957 01:21:30,285 --> 01:21:31,980 Great. 958 01:21:32,988 --> 01:21:34,819 Yo, check it out. 959 01:21:36,258 --> 01:21:38,158 - Oh, no you didn't. - Hell, no. 960 01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:41,329 Get out of my business before we bust a cap in your ass, fool. 961 01:21:41,529 --> 01:21:44,498 Yo, this is a professional skateboarding event, dog. 962 01:21:44,866 --> 01:21:47,835 - It don't include you. - You wanna step, bee-yatch? 963 01:21:48,303 --> 01:21:50,032 Let me tell you how we do it. 964 01:21:55,510 --> 01:21:58,240 - Keep it rolling, crackers. - Keep going. 965 01:21:58,413 --> 01:22:00,677 - Super Duper bitches! - Keep walking! 966 01:22:26,641 --> 01:22:28,404 - All right, get me a kid. - Okay. 967 01:22:28,710 --> 01:22:32,237 - Wait, what? - Just get me a kid. 968 01:22:38,019 --> 01:22:40,886 Hey. Eric Rivers. 969 01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:46,489 Yeah, and this is little Timmy from Create-A-Wish Foundation. 970 01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:50,526 He wants to see us skate before his head explodes. 971 01:22:51,132 --> 01:22:53,259 I'm not a little kid! 972 01:22:55,470 --> 01:22:59,463 Come on, guys. You know you can't skate unless you're preregistered. 973 01:22:59,841 --> 01:23:01,138 Which... 974 01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:03,302 ...you are. 975 01:23:06,014 --> 01:23:07,504 Here you go. 976 01:23:08,516 --> 01:23:10,040 It worked? 977 01:23:43,218 --> 01:23:44,480 Dude, that's her! 978 01:24:35,470 --> 01:24:36,869 You go, girl! 979 01:24:39,007 --> 01:24:40,133 She's bad! 980 01:24:40,308 --> 01:24:43,709 Let's hear it for the Dream Team! Give it up! 981 01:24:53,421 --> 01:24:55,821 So I put you and your friends on the list. 982 01:24:55,990 --> 01:24:57,890 Figured if you could get out here... 983 01:24:58,626 --> 01:25:01,026 ...you shouldn't be stopped by paperwork. 984 01:25:02,230 --> 01:25:04,255 I think I love you. 985 01:25:06,634 --> 01:25:09,660 You don't have a problem with chick skaters? 986 01:25:09,838 --> 01:25:12,068 No. Why? Should I? 987 01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:14,764 You shouldn't. 988 01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:22,948 I'm sorry about everything. About... 989 01:25:23,718 --> 01:25:25,845 I was so caught up in my own trip... 990 01:25:26,020 --> 01:25:30,480 ...I totally didn't see you for who you were. 991 01:25:33,495 --> 01:25:35,360 Who am I to you? 992 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:40,724 I don't know. 993 01:25:41,569 --> 01:25:43,196 But... 994 01:25:45,073 --> 01:25:47,132 ...I really want to find out. 995 01:25:50,311 --> 01:25:52,074 Find out. 996 01:25:52,247 --> 01:25:53,680 Yeah? 997 01:26:17,038 --> 01:26:18,835 We're up next. 998 01:26:24,179 --> 01:26:25,271 This is it. 999 01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:29,714 No matter what happens, I'm so glad that you guys stuck with me. 1000 01:26:29,951 --> 01:26:33,682 - I'm glad we did this together. - We've had a ride, all right. 1001 01:26:34,022 --> 01:26:35,990 Bro, you got me out of your garage... 1002 01:26:36,157 --> 01:26:39,354 ...talking to the clowns, chicks are starting to look at me. 1003 01:26:39,561 --> 01:26:42,086 That's because you don't smell like anus anymore. 1004 01:26:44,799 --> 01:26:48,257 I'm pissed that I'm broke, but it was worth the money to be here. 1005 01:26:48,469 --> 01:26:50,960 Even if we choke out there. 1006 01:26:54,609 --> 01:26:56,133 I love you, Eric. 1007 01:26:58,980 --> 01:27:00,242 Why did you do that? 1008 01:27:00,415 --> 01:27:02,747 I'm psyching you up, dude! 1009 01:27:02,917 --> 01:27:06,011 Could you psych me up a little softer next time? 1010 01:27:06,187 --> 01:27:10,954 Sweet Lou. My sister wanted me to give you this. It's her nose. 1011 01:27:21,769 --> 01:27:23,361 All right, boys. Get on it. 1012 01:27:23,538 --> 01:27:26,598 Santa Monica, it is time to get busy... 1013 01:27:26,808 --> 01:27:30,539 ...because next up, we have four cats that you might not have heard of. 1014 01:27:30,712 --> 01:27:35,911 They are Eric Rivers, Dustin Knight, Matt Jensen and Sweet Lou Singer. 1015 01:27:36,084 --> 01:27:40,453 If you haven't heard of these kids, guess what. We are all in the same boat. 1016 01:27:40,622 --> 01:27:43,147 But they are here, they're ready to get busy. 1017 01:27:43,324 --> 01:27:48,557 They're representing Super Duper Skateboards. Let's take it to the street. 1018 01:29:24,625 --> 01:29:26,388 Oh, God. What's up? 1019 01:29:26,594 --> 01:29:28,994 Just keeping an eye out for something special. 1020 01:29:29,163 --> 01:29:31,427 - See something you like? - Maybe. 1021 01:29:31,599 --> 01:29:33,863 Oh, my God! 1022 01:29:50,418 --> 01:29:52,852 What's up, dog? Didn't I tell you to break out, fool? 1023 01:29:53,020 --> 01:29:55,716 I just don't like you, fool. Bounce. 1024 01:29:57,725 --> 01:29:58,885 You know what? 1025 01:29:59,093 --> 01:30:00,651 - What? - You and me. 1026 01:30:00,862 --> 01:30:02,989 - Oh, hells yeah! - Get him, dog! 1027 01:30:03,197 --> 01:30:05,791 He's gonna hand you your ass, punk. 1028 01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:08,025 You gonna take that side? All right. 1029 01:34:20,354 --> 01:34:22,845 - Eric! - Go, Eric! 1030 01:35:52,713 --> 01:35:55,204 I've never seen anything like that. 1031 01:35:55,382 --> 01:35:58,681 Seriously, your batwing, dude, that was... 1032 01:36:01,188 --> 01:36:05,249 Yo, dog, I always be up in your business, but, you know... 1033 01:36:06,127 --> 01:36:08,618 That was tight, dude! You crazy, dog! 1034 01:36:10,030 --> 01:36:12,555 - Hey, sorry about what I said. - That's all right. 1035 01:36:12,867 --> 01:36:14,664 Hey, 40s on me, everybody! 1036 01:36:14,835 --> 01:36:18,032 Yo, but we're still taking your girl. 1037 01:36:18,739 --> 01:36:22,197 - That's not gonna happen. - Take her, dude. 1038 01:36:22,376 --> 01:36:25,004 All right, man. Hey, peace. 1039 01:36:25,479 --> 01:36:27,106 - Peace out. - See you guys. 1040 01:36:28,182 --> 01:36:29,843 Seriously... 1041 01:36:30,618 --> 01:36:32,711 ...that was awesome! - Thank you. 1042 01:36:32,887 --> 01:36:35,287 I've never seen skating like that. Hey! 1043 01:36:35,456 --> 01:36:37,947 - That counts for something. - Hell, yeah, it does. 1044 01:36:38,159 --> 01:36:41,151 By the way, guys, I think I'm done playing the field. 1045 01:36:41,362 --> 01:36:44,388 - Yeah, right. - No, Sweet Lou's in love. 1046 01:36:44,598 --> 01:36:47,032 It's crazy, I know. They're clowns. 1047 01:36:47,434 --> 01:36:50,870 You were so good! I didn't know you could skateboard like that. 1048 01:36:51,038 --> 01:36:53,802 You're all really great. 1049 01:36:54,241 --> 01:36:56,573 Hey, I don't think Jimmy saw us. 1050 01:36:57,611 --> 01:36:59,238 Sorry, man. 1051 01:37:06,220 --> 01:37:09,883 I gotta get back to my dad's shop and mix some paint. 1052 01:37:10,391 --> 01:37:12,086 Have you talked to Jamie lately? 1053 01:37:12,293 --> 01:37:15,990 Yeah, I got ahold of her last weekend. She was up in Toronto somewhere. 1054 01:37:16,197 --> 01:37:20,293 It's so freaking hard to track her down when she's here, there and everywhere. 1055 01:37:22,203 --> 01:37:24,364 Dude, Sweet Lou called me yesterday. 1056 01:37:24,538 --> 01:37:26,802 No way! How is he liking the circus? 1057 01:37:26,974 --> 01:37:29,033 He's loving the circus. 1058 01:37:30,110 --> 01:37:32,772 I can't believe that dude's in the circus with my sister. 1059 01:37:32,947 --> 01:37:35,939 He's pulling her finger as we speak. 1060 01:37:36,984 --> 01:37:39,748 Seriously, you can't say this wasn't a good summer. 1061 01:37:39,920 --> 01:37:43,549 Dude, I mean, we tried, and that's more than most people can say. 1062 01:37:45,392 --> 01:37:47,417 No way! 1063 01:37:58,339 --> 01:38:01,035 Hey, guys. We've been looking everywhere for you. 1064 01:38:01,208 --> 01:38:03,608 I brought someone who wants to meet you. 1065 01:38:03,811 --> 01:38:06,336 So I saw this tape on my bus... 1066 01:38:06,513 --> 01:38:08,743 ...and Jamie sat me down and made me watch it. 1067 01:38:08,916 --> 01:38:10,907 You pulled some sick stuff in Santa Monica. 1068 01:38:11,418 --> 01:38:14,512 He found a tape on the bus. What do you know? 1069 01:38:14,955 --> 01:38:16,855 Would you like to join me on tour? 1070 01:38:18,459 --> 01:38:19,983 What? 1071 01:38:20,494 --> 01:38:22,291 Yes, we will. Yeah. 1072 01:38:22,930 --> 01:38:25,797 - Let's go. - Let's do it, man! 1073 01:38:27,001 --> 01:38:28,559 So... 1074 01:38:31,305 --> 01:38:34,468 - What's up? - Find out. 1075 01:38:49,390 --> 01:38:53,622 Rivers, seriously, please, while we're young. 1076 01:38:59,233 --> 01:39:02,999 I know your board is all cracked up, but you've gotta start spending money. 1077 01:39:03,170 --> 01:39:04,637 Because money-spending is good. 1078 01:39:05,072 --> 01:39:07,802 - Eric! - Good to see you, bro. 1079 01:39:07,975 --> 01:39:09,203 - Big love. - You too. 1080 01:39:09,376 --> 01:39:11,503 I'm gonna need a bunch of my decks. 1081 01:39:11,779 --> 01:39:13,508 - Yeah, I could do that. - Cool. 1082 01:39:13,681 --> 01:39:16,172 Dude, it's Eric Rivers, here in person. 1083 01:39:20,721 --> 01:39:21,983 - "Rivers." - Cool, dude. 1084 01:39:22,156 --> 01:39:24,852 I saw your demo down in Springfield. You're awesome. 1085 01:39:25,059 --> 01:39:28,688 - Cool, thanks. You got a pen, real quick? - Yeah. 1086 01:39:35,035 --> 01:39:36,161 Cool. 1087 01:39:36,337 --> 01:39:39,568 Your board is pretty thrashed. There you go. Thanks, Greg. 1088 01:40:00,928 --> 01:40:02,520 We're the dopest shit in the movie. 1089 01:40:02,863 --> 01:40:04,125 Ladies. 1090 01:40:05,632 --> 01:40:08,362 I really... All right, real quick. 1091 01:40:08,535 --> 01:40:09,866 See you in the bean suit. 1092 01:40:10,037 --> 01:40:12,028 Dude, I'm dropping pebbles. 1093 01:40:12,206 --> 01:40:15,403 Here we go. And action! 1094 01:40:21,081 --> 01:40:22,548 Cut! 1095 01:40:22,716 --> 01:40:24,343 - Can I make a suggestion? - Yeah. 1096 01:40:24,518 --> 01:40:26,713 Why don't you direct your way to the 40s. 1097 01:40:34,395 --> 01:40:35,589 We gotta redo that. 1098 01:40:51,545 --> 01:40:53,103 How's Mountain Gleebin and Globin? 1099 01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:57,683 Casey La Scala Just for a dollar 1100 01:40:59,953 --> 01:41:01,443 How big you want me to go? 1101 01:41:02,089 --> 01:41:03,386 Cut. 1102 01:41:03,557 --> 01:41:07,721 I didn't recognize you in the bright lights. 1103 01:41:11,065 --> 01:41:12,327 Oh, crikey. 1104 01:41:22,009 --> 01:41:23,533 She sure was a slippery one. 1105 01:41:27,181 --> 01:41:28,705 Sweet Lou! 1106 01:42:46,126 --> 01:42:48,754 You think we're gonna have a sequel, or what? 1107 01:42:48,962 --> 01:42:52,420 I heard you're not in it, so I don't know, I can't talk about it. 1108 01:44:39,640 --> 01:44:41,403 Peace out! 1109 01:44:51,743 --> 01:45:21,732 Subtitle Ripped by GRuPo UToPiA http://grupoutopia.cjb.net/