1 00:00:43,548 --> 00:00:46,920 Right, let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy 2 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,440 and those who trust me from the ones who don't. 3 00:00:49,860 --> 00:00:51,800 Because if you can't see value here today, 4 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:54,600 you're not up here shopping, you're up here shoplifting. 5 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:57,600 You see these goods? You've never seen daylight, moonlight, 6 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,080 Israelites, Fanny by the gaslight. 7 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,300 Take a bag, come on, take a bag. I took a bag home last night - 8 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,320 it cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. 9 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:07,840 Anyone like jewellery? Look at that one there. 10 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,560 Hand-made in ltaly, hand-stolen in Stepney. 11 00:01:10,980 --> 00:01:13,320 It's as long as my arm, I wish it was as long as something else. 12 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:16,320 Don't think 'cos these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. 13 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,760 The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker. 14 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:23,000 And by the look of some of you lot here today I�d make more money with my measuring tape. 15 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,840 Here, one price, ten pound. 16 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,000 - Did you say ten pound? - Are you deaf? 17 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,480 That's a bargain. I'll take one. 18 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:32,400 Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. 19 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,900 Do you want one as well darlin�? You do, that�s it, they're waking up. 20 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:38,430 Treat the wife - treat somebody else's wife. 21 00:01:38,550 --> 00:01:40,654 It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. 22 00:01:40,889 --> 00:01:43,790 Hold on, you want one as well? OK, darlin', show me a bit of life, then. 23 00:01:43,910 --> 00:01:46,030 It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half struck. 24 00:01:46,050 --> 00:01:48,870 My own you�d better buy'em, these are not stolen - 25 00:01:48,990 --> 00:01:52,889 they just haven�t been paid for, and we can�t get them again, they�ve changed the bloody locks 26 00:01:52,889 --> 00:01:55,370 Here, one for you. No good coming back later when I've sold out. - Nice bit of stuff. 27 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,880 - "Too late, too late " 28 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. 29 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,920 If you've got no money on you now, 30 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,120 you'll crying tears as big as October cabbages. 31 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,000 Bacon, cozzers! 32 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:15,080 # So I said I'm on the roam So I need a car 33 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,929 # And I know that I'm getting alive 34 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:21,148 # And I say I got faith in a season ## 35 00:02:22,448 --> 00:02:24,160 'Ed can hustle a few quid here and there. 36 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,600 'But his real talent lies in cards - 37 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,000 'and gambling with cards. 38 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:33,320 'Bacon could see that his days 39 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:37,292 'of selling moody goods on street corners are numbered.' 40 00:02:37,292 --> 00:02:40,720 'lt's time to move on and he knows it.' 41 00:03:01,526 --> 00:03:03,707 What you talking about? I'm bloody skinny, pal. 42 00:03:03,707 --> 00:03:05,618 Yeah, yeah, 'course you are. All right ? 43 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:09,360 Nick the Greek, always a pleasure. Tom, what have you been eatin'? - I've been tellin' him... 44 00:03:09,403 --> 00:03:10,880 - Enough, already ! 45 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:12,940 You two, join me in my office. 46 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:18,820 So how much is it then, Tom? 47 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:20,300 You know how much is, Nick. 48 00:03:20,420 --> 00:03:23,060 - And that includes the amp, yeah? - No. 49 00:03:23,180 --> 00:03:25,100 That does not include the amp. 50 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,440 Shit, Tom. I thought it included the amp. 51 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:32,040 Well, it doesn't. I'll throw in one of these telephones if you like, 52 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,880 but it does not include the amp. 53 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,840 Very nice. 54 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,440 I hope it includes the speakers. 55 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,320 It doesn't include the speakers it doesn't include the amp. 56 00:03:42,409 --> 00:03:45,254 And it's not supposed to include me getting the hump with your stupid questions. 57 00:03:45,362 --> 00:03:47,493 Now you want it, Nick, you buy it. 58 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:48,784 What else do I get with it? 59 00:03:48,884 --> 00:03:51,400 You get a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it. 60 00:03:52,314 --> 00:03:54,386 Don't know, Tom. Seems expensive. 61 00:03:55,015 --> 00:03:58,649 Seems... well, this seems to be a waste of my time. 62 00:03:58,749 --> 00:04:01,644 That is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in 63 00:04:01,810 --> 00:04:03,294 and you're complaining about 200? 64 00:04:03,792 --> 00:04:05,500 What school of finance did you study? 65 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:07,117 It's a deal, it's a steal. 66 00:04:07,470 --> 00:04:09,177 It's the sale of the fucking century. 67 00:04:10,074 --> 00:04:12,633 In fact, fucking, Nick, I think I'll keep it. 68 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,585 All right, all right, keep your alans on. 69 00:04:20,106 --> 00:04:21,012 Here's a ton. 70 00:04:21,271 --> 00:04:22,163 Jesus Christ! 71 00:04:22,491 --> 00:04:24,635 You could choke a dozen donkeys on that, 72 00:04:24,871 --> 00:04:27,000 and you're haggling over 100 pound. 73 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:28,880 What d'you do when you're not buying stereos, Nick, 74 00:04:28,995 --> 00:04:30,312 finance revolutions? 75 00:04:30,686 --> 00:04:32,894 �100 is still �100. 76 00:04:33,152 --> 00:04:35,339 Not when the price is �200, it's not. 77 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:38,550 And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket. 78 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:40,701 Tighter than a duck's butt you are! 79 00:04:40,896 --> 00:04:44,750 Now come on, let me feel the fibre of your fabric. 80 00:04:46,655 --> 00:04:47,932 'The skinny one is Tom.' 81 00:04:48,168 --> 00:04:50,378 'And he's the entrepreneur of the bunch.' 82 00:04:50,642 --> 00:04:52,440 'He's got a couple of dirty little fingers' 83 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:54,280 'in a couple of dirty little pies.' 84 00:04:54,817 --> 00:04:57,000 'Nick, here, however, has made it his business' 85 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,869 'to have all 20 fat little fingers and toes' 86 00:04:59,869 --> 00:05:02,111 'in every dirty, bent and stolen pie in London.' 87 00:05:02,445 --> 00:05:06,416 'Between the two of them, there ain't much you can't get hold of.' 88 00:05:10,467 --> 00:05:12,100 That's my 25 grand. 89 00:05:12,177 --> 00:05:15,926 It's all there, it took me a long time to earn that, so you treat it with respect. 90 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,307 What about the chef? 91 00:05:33,922 --> 00:05:36,264 What've you come as? 92 00:05:36,817 --> 00:05:38,137 Cupid, stupid. 93 00:05:38,930 --> 00:05:41,509 That's the last time I'm getting anymore fruit off of you, Tom. 94 00:05:41,651 --> 00:05:46,091 You call that fresh ? There was more small hairy armoured things in your fruit than it was fruit. 95 00:05:46,633 --> 00:05:48,321 You should open a butchers, not a grocers. 96 00:05:48,489 --> 00:05:50,239 Well if you will order stuff from Kathmandu, 97 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:53,166 don't be surprised if it picks up a few tourists on route. 98 00:05:53,606 --> 00:05:55,637 Anyway, enough about that. Where's the money? 99 00:05:55,950 --> 00:05:59,335 Oi! Keep your fingers out of my soup! 100 00:06:00,004 --> 00:06:02,458 'Soap is called Soap 101 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:04,558 'because he likes to keep his hands clean of any unlawful behaviour.' 102 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:07,712 'He's proud of his job and even more proud that it's legal.' 103 00:06:07,982 --> 00:06:10,685 'He represents the more sensible side of the four.' 104 00:06:15,025 --> 00:06:16,911 Are you sure you can afford 25? 105 00:06:17,530 --> 00:06:19,028 It depends on how you look at it. 106 00:06:19,439 --> 00:06:23,349 I can afford it as long as I see it again, if that's what you mean. 107 00:06:22,522 --> 00:06:24,786 Got the rest from the fat man and Bacon? 108 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:26,501 Fat man, Bacon and myself. 109 00:06:27,342 --> 00:06:29,732 Looks like it's time to make that call to Harry. 110 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,828 Who's this fat man, then, ey ? 111 00:06:32,528 --> 00:06:33,528 Ey ? 112 00:06:35,593 --> 00:06:37,603 D'you want a sandwich, Bacon? 113 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,812 'lt's not easy to take a seat at this card table.' 114 00:06:43,049 --> 00:06:45,994 'The amount of money involved has to be 100 grand upwards' 115 00:06:46,124 --> 00:06:48,373 'and there's no shortage of punters.' 116 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:51,638 'The man who decides whether you can play or not is this man -' 117 00:06:51,817 --> 00:06:55,590 'Harry, or as some, including himself like to call him, 118 00:06:55,741 --> 00:06:57,246 'Hatchet Harry.' 119 00:06:57,939 --> 00:06:59,279 You got it all? 120 00:07:01,286 --> 00:07:02,767 100 grand. 121 00:07:02,804 --> 00:07:06,664 Well, If you got it, you got it. Now, if you don't mind... 122 00:07:09,959 --> 00:07:14,781 - What's this Eddie like then? - He's a fucking thief! 123 00:07:15,009 --> 00:07:17,321 'Harry has a colleague, a monster of a man,' 124 00:07:17,532 --> 00:07:18,774 'Barry the Baptist.' 125 00:07:18,904 --> 00:07:21,779 'The Baptist got his name by drowning people for Hatchet.' 126 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:24,846 - Are you ever gonna fucking pay ? - Yeah, I'll pay ! 127 00:07:24,265 --> 00:07:26,665 - Are you ever gonna fucking pay ? - I'll pay, yeah! Yes, I'll pay ! 128 00:07:26,206 --> 00:07:27,209 'Barry makes sure 129 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:30,642 'the administrative side of the business runs harmoniously.' 130 00:07:30,932 --> 00:07:32,933 The boy's got a rare ability. 131 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:36,285 He seems to make cards transparent. He's got... 132 00:07:36,474 --> 00:07:38,545 All right, all right, so we can say he's good. 133 00:07:38,669 --> 00:07:42,985 Oh no, he's better than good. He's a fucking liability. 134 00:07:43,166 --> 00:07:46,172 Yeah, hold on, what do you think of these? 135 00:07:46,172 --> 00:07:49,010 - We're selling hundreds. - Very nice, Harry. 136 00:07:50,147 --> 00:07:51,127 What's it for? 137 00:07:51,615 --> 00:07:55,017 Oh, don't play innocent with me, Bazza. Spanking! 138 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:37,368 There's 25 from me, Tom, Soap and yourself. 139 00:08:37,826 --> 00:08:41,397 It's a 100 grand to the pound. So why the fuck are you counting it? 140 00:08:42,112 --> 00:08:43,220 Because I like to. 141 00:08:43,420 --> 00:08:46,286 So a reasonable return should be in the reason of 120 grand. 142 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:50,041 As for 25 grand invested, going on previous experience. 143 00:08:50,243 --> 00:08:51,589 Going on optimism. 144 00:08:51,889 --> 00:08:54,400 Whatever it's going on - it should be enough to send you on a cooking course. 145 00:08:55,738 --> 00:08:58,168 You're not funny, Tom. You're fat - 146 00:08:58,442 --> 00:09:00,540 and look as though you should be, but you're not. 147 00:09:00,693 --> 00:09:03,253 Fat! Who you calling... Jesus! 148 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,818 It's good in here, innit? Handy for the tube, 149 00:09:06,009 --> 00:09:08,056 great electrics - I can see why you moved in. 150 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,030 Don't knock it, it's "CHEEP", like the budgie. 151 00:09:11,368 --> 00:09:14,478 And nobody wants to live next to the people we live next to. 152 00:09:14,767 --> 00:09:17,545 - Anti-social to say the least. - What d'you mean? 153 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:19,912 He means they're thieving bastards. 154 00:09:20,336 --> 00:09:23,081 I mean when they're not picking peanuts out of poop, 155 00:09:23,378 --> 00:09:26,325 they rip off unfortunate souls of their own earned drugs. 156 00:09:29,673 --> 00:09:32,748 Ssh. Not exactly thick, these walls. 157 00:09:33,455 --> 00:09:36,233 Nice work, John. Get yourself a drink. 158 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,111 Is that it? 159 00:09:43,790 --> 00:09:45,394 How many times must I tell you, Plank? 160 00:09:45,741 --> 00:09:48,969 You'll find a job worth doing, you'll find your share improving. 161 00:09:49,431 --> 00:09:50,761 Have you got a problem with that? 162 00:09:54,593 --> 00:10:01,235 # Police and thieves in the street 163 00:10:01,946 --> 00:10:05,233 # Fighting the nation with their... ## 164 00:10:07,534 --> 00:10:10,225 You know, Charles, this gear is getting heavier. 165 00:10:12,238 --> 00:10:16,530 I've a strong suspicion we should've been rocket scientists or... 166 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:20,960 Nobel Peace Prize winners... something.... 167 00:10:21,269 --> 00:10:22,229 Peace Prize? 168 00:10:23,271 --> 00:10:27,491 Be lucky to find your penis for a piss if you keep smoking. 169 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,600 Who the hell's that? 170 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,040 All right, Willie? 171 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:48,715 Does it look like I am all right ? Take this. 172 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:52,911 I'm in danger of breaking sweat at any second. 173 00:10:53,457 --> 00:10:55,996 Charles, why've we got that cage? 174 00:10:56,881 --> 00:10:58,920 Security. 175 00:10:59,466 --> 00:11:02,913 That's right. That's right. Security. 176 00:11:03,686 --> 00:11:07,227 So what's the point in having it if we're not gonna fucking use it? 177 00:11:07,527 --> 00:11:09,935 Well, I would've used it, Winston, but this is Willie. 178 00:11:10,518 --> 00:11:12,711 - And Willie lives here. - Yes, Charles. 179 00:11:12,925 --> 00:11:16,582 But you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door, did you? 180 00:11:16,982 --> 00:11:20,129 Chill, Winston. It's me. 181 00:11:20,341 --> 00:11:24,249 Charlie knows it's me, what's the problem? 182 00:11:24,748 --> 00:11:27,213 The problem is, Willie, that Charles and yourself 183 00:11:27,261 --> 00:11:29,608 are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. 184 00:11:29,728 --> 00:11:35,454 So do as I say and keep the fucking cage LOCKED! 185 00:11:36,216 --> 00:11:38,651 - What is that? - That's Gloria. 186 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:41,561 Yes, I know that's Gloria. What's THAT? 187 00:11:42,643 --> 00:11:44,680 Err...fertiliser. 188 00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:48,083 You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter. 189 00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:50,131 And you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria 190 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,446 and a bag of fertiliser ? 191 00:11:52,766 --> 00:11:54,961 Alarm bells are ringing, Willie. 192 00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:57,032 We need fertiliser, Winston. 193 00:11:57,177 --> 00:11:59,693 We also need a money counter. 194 00:12:00,061 --> 00:12:01,559 This money's gotta be out by Thursday. 195 00:12:01,799 --> 00:12:03,674 I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. 196 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,659 Oh, and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, 197 00:12:08,004 --> 00:12:10,360 could you just be a little more subtle? 198 00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:12,726 What do you mean? 199 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:17,120 We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah? 200 00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:19,024 Yeah. 201 00:12:19,565 --> 00:12:23,640 And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser. 202 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:27,320 You don't look your average horti-fucking-culturalist. 203 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:28,960 That's what I mean, Willie. 204 00:12:34,314 --> 00:12:36,900 # "The Boss" # by James Brown 205 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:42,300 # Paid the cost to be the boss 206 00:12:44,441 --> 00:12:47,380 # Paid the cost to be the boss 207 00:12:48,575 --> 00:12:52,020 # I paid the cost to be the boss ## 208 00:12:54,157 --> 00:12:59,476 - How long's he been in there, son ? - About...20 minutes. 209 00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:03,980 - Is he on his own? - Yeah, just carrying a bag. 210 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:09,021 Let's pay him a little visit then, shall we? 211 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,980 'Big Chris settles debts for Harry.' 212 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:18,335 'The only thing he cares more about than an unsettled debts' 213 00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:22,061 'is his son and heir, Little Chris.' 214 00:13:22,908 --> 00:13:24,620 # Look at me 215 00:13:25,254 --> 00:13:26,600 # Know what you see 216 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,600 # See a bad mother ## 217 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:41,160 This is one of them... high-powered jobs, innit? 218 00:13:42,252 --> 00:13:43,600 Aaagh! 219 00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:45,880 I've got some bad news for you, John. 220 00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:47,560 What the fuck! 221 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,440 Mind your language in front of the boy. 222 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:52,720 Jesus Christ! 223 00:13:54,063 --> 00:13:56,840 That includes blasphemy as well. Now tell me, John, 224 00:13:57,300 --> 00:14:00,967 how can you be concentratin' on improving this lovely tan - 225 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,609 and it is a lovely tan by the way- 226 00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:05,448 when you've got more pressing priorities at hand? 227 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:09,352 Tell Harry...l mean Mr Harry, 228 00:14:09,547 --> 00:14:12,505 I've been busy, I'm nearly there. 229 00:14:12,796 --> 00:14:14,622 Check his locker, son. 230 00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:21,309 I don't suppose there's any chance of you lifting this sunbeam up, Chris, isn't it ? 231 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:27,510 He's not poor! He's got over a monkey, and that's just in his wallet! 232 00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:31,250 Fuckin' hell, John, you always walk round with that in your pocket? 233 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,750 Oi! Use language like that again, sun, you'll wish you hadn't! 234 00:14:35,035 --> 00:14:36,346 Sorry, Dad. 235 00:14:36,346 --> 00:14:38,479 Right. Put the rest of the stuff in that. 236 00:14:39,881 --> 00:14:42,436 You can go home in a plastic bag tonight, John. 237 00:14:42,599 --> 00:14:44,134 You owe what you owe. 238 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:48,046 And by the time this tan's faded you wanna have paid. 239 00:14:54,876 --> 00:14:56,952 - You never would've paid. - Who would pay for shit? 240 00:14:56,952 --> 00:15:01,960 Exactly. I mean we just had to... 241 00:15:02,183 --> 00:15:03,364 What the hell are you doing here? 242 00:15:03,763 --> 00:15:05,315 What's up? 243 00:15:05,351 --> 00:15:08,964 Let me guess, my foot in your arse. 244 00:15:09,428 --> 00:15:12,035 Game o'cards - Hatchet Harry? 245 00:15:12,182 --> 00:15:14,234 You're supposed to be getting your rest in, boy. 246 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:18,573 You playing cards tonight, son? 247 00:15:20,388 --> 00:15:21,391 With Harry? 248 00:15:21,557 --> 00:15:26,240 Don't be silly, Dad. I wouldn't have anything to do with that. 249 00:15:35,945 --> 00:15:37,379 Where did he get a hundred grand? 250 00:15:37,528 --> 00:15:40,080 He's got adhesive mates - I mean they're Iike brothers. 251 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,920 They've tossed up between 'em. 252 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,660 And JD is his dad, and owns the whole property? 253 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,680 No mortgage, no debts. 254 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,480 Lock, stock - the fucking lot. 255 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,880 Don't you worry, Harry. I've got it under control. 256 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,400 Good. You can get this under contol now. 257 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,920 It seems that Lord Appleton Smythe has run out of money. 258 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,240 and these little beauties are up for auction. 259 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,380 But I'm not paying a quarter of a million quid for 'em. 260 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,543 If you know what I mean, Barry. 261 00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:09,000 Make sure we get everything from inside the gun cabinet. 262 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,840 I don't want to know who you use, 263 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,120 as long as they're not complete muppets. 264 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,800 And don't tell 'em what they're worth, Barry. 265 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,120 # "Spooky" # by Dusty Springfield 266 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,440 # ln the cool of the evening 267 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:25,400 # When everything is getting kinda groovy # 268 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,160 Right, where was we? 269 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:32,146 Shotguns. What, like guns that fire shots? 270 00:16:32,245 --> 00:16:33,848 Oh, you must be the brains, then. 271 00:16:33,848 --> 00:16:35,742 That's right, guns that fire shots. 272 00:16:36,432 --> 00:16:40,126 Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. 273 00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:43,149 There'll be a load of old guns. That's all I want. 274 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:46,873 Everything else outside the cabinet, you can keep, it's yours. 275 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,615 Oh, thank you very much. 276 00:16:49,017 --> 00:16:50,775 There'd better be something there for us. 277 00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,753 It's a fucking stately home, 278 00:16:53,057 --> 00:16:54,816 of course there'll be something there. 279 00:16:55,044 --> 00:16:57,580 - Like what? - Like fucking antiques. 280 00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:01,666 Antiques! What the fuck do we know about antiques? 281 00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:03,872 - We rob post offices. - We steal cars. 282 00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:06,595 What the fuck do we know about antiques, mate? 283 00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:10,231 If it looks old, it's worth money - simple. 284 00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:14,155 So stop fucking moaning and rob the place. 285 00:17:14,305 --> 00:17:17,125 So who's the guv? Who are we doing this for? 286 00:17:17,238 --> 00:17:20,872 You're doing it for me - is all you need to know. 287 00:17:21,226 --> 00:17:24,360 You know because you need to know. 288 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:29,098 I see. One of those on a "need to know basis" things, is it ? 289 00:17:29,527 --> 00:17:32,436 Like one of those James Bond films. 290 00:17:32,588 --> 00:17:36,014 Careful, remember who's giving you this job. 291 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:40,080 Right, I'm off. Call me when you're done. 292 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,640 Ta-ra. 293 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,440 Fucking northern monkeys. 294 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,400 I hate these fucking southern fairies. 295 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,328 'Ed has been playing cards since he could lift 'em up.' 296 00:18:03,497 --> 00:18:05,845 'And he soon discovered that he had a big advantage.' 297 00:18:05,982 --> 00:18:07,497 'lt's not that he's good with cards,' 298 00:18:07,656 --> 00:18:09,243 'or even good at counting them.' 299 00:18:09,342 --> 00:18:11,690 'lt's that he's good with reading people's reactions' 300 00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:13,701 'no matter how subtle.' 301 00:18:13,891 --> 00:18:17,032 'And everybody has reactions.' 302 00:18:18,491 --> 00:18:21,602 'Especially when it comes to money.' 303 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,560 # Love is kind of crazy 304 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,400 # With a spooky little boy like you ## 305 00:18:33,591 --> 00:18:35,554 - Invitations. - Invitations? 306 00:18:35,726 --> 00:18:41,040 Yeah, invitations, you know, four pretty white pieces of paper with your names on. 307 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:44,120 We got 100,000 bits of paper with the Queen's head on. 308 00:18:44,142 --> 00:18:45,385 Will that do? 309 00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:49,800 Just you. The others, they can wait next door in Samoan Jo's. 310 00:18:49,849 --> 00:18:52,477 Samoan Jo's? You mean the pub? Hold on... 311 00:18:52,657 --> 00:18:56,560 Hold on to your fuckin' tongue and I'll hold on to my patience, OK, sonny ? 312 00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,480 No one in here tonight but card players and I do mean: no one. 313 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:10,040 Evening, Fraser. Don, Phil. 314 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,360 It's a bit dramatic, innit? 315 00:19:13,632 --> 00:19:16,160 Is it supposed to be symbolic? 316 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,880 Apparently it's for security. 317 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,080 Yeah? I'd have brought my gloves if I'd have known. 318 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:23,265 You must be Eddy, JD's son. 319 00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:28,625 You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father. 320 00:19:28,805 --> 00:19:33,178 Never mind, son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that. 321 00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:36,370 Evening, Tanya. Been a while. 322 00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,005 All right, Ed. 323 00:19:58,154 --> 00:20:00,547 Right, we call each other Kenny, OK, Gary? 324 00:20:00,716 --> 00:20:01,714 All right, Kenny. 325 00:20:02,518 --> 00:20:04,234 You gonna put your stocking on, or what? 326 00:20:04,702 --> 00:20:06,501 I spent 120 quid on my hair - 327 00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:09,136 If you think I'm pulling a stocking over, you're very much mistaken. 328 00:20:09,136 --> 00:20:11,268 You're gonna have to put something on. 329 00:20:14,392 --> 00:20:15,893 This is three card brag, gentlemen. 330 00:20:15,932 --> 00:20:18,766 That means three 3s are the highest, then three aces, 331 00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:20,340 then running down accordingly. 332 00:20:20,659 --> 00:20:24,073 Then it's a running flush, a run, a flush and then a pair. 333 00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:26,502 An open man can't see a blind man. 334 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,991 And it will cost twice the ante to see your opponent. 335 00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:32,097 Now don't fuck around, fellas. 336 00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:36,101 You know the rules. And you know I won't stand for it. 337 00:20:53,473 --> 00:20:55,642 What are you doing? Put that back. 338 00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:57,727 We're here to rob the guns. 339 00:20:58,553 --> 00:21:01,565 Put it back - it's crap anyway. 340 00:21:03,499 --> 00:21:05,235 Come on. 341 00:21:23,378 --> 00:21:25,422 What sort of pub is this here ? 342 00:21:25,547 --> 00:21:27,299 It's a Samoan pub. 343 00:21:28,073 --> 00:21:29,244 What's that? 344 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,011 It's a cocktail - you asked for a cocktail. 345 00:21:32,248 --> 00:21:36,271 No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. 346 00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:39,311 I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest. 347 00:21:39,436 --> 00:21:42,147 You could fall in love with an orangutang in that. 348 00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:44,649 You want a pint, go to the pub. 349 00:21:46,526 --> 00:21:48,069 I thought this was a pub. 350 00:21:48,194 --> 00:21:49,959 It's a Samoan pub. 351 00:21:50,468 --> 00:21:53,950 Then whatever it is, can you get your man to turn the TV down? 352 00:21:54,075 --> 00:21:56,953 You can ask him if you like. If I was you I'd leave him well alone. 353 00:21:57,078 --> 00:21:59,372 Yeah. Get rid of that. Bring us a Diet Coke. 354 00:21:59,497 --> 00:22:03,894 'Scuse me, can you turn that TV down? 355 00:22:09,466 --> 00:22:11,009 No. 356 00:22:14,688 --> 00:22:16,598 Oooh! 357 00:22:21,825 --> 00:22:24,195 Whoa, whoa, Kenny. 358 00:22:24,849 --> 00:22:25,956 What are you doing? 359 00:22:26,175 --> 00:22:30,260 I am trying to find out where they keep their money! 360 00:22:32,113 --> 00:22:34,423 You twat. Can't you see these people have got no money. 361 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,667 They can't even afford new furniture. 362 00:22:37,216 --> 00:22:39,180 We've got the guns. What's the matter with you ? 363 00:22:39,704 --> 00:22:42,540 Every time we do a job, you have to go burn people's feet. 364 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,000 What's wrong with you? 365 00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:56,281 You wanna be more careful, old fella. 366 00:22:56,279 --> 00:22:59,724 You very nearly took my man's head clean off with that. 367 00:22:59,849 --> 00:23:01,935 You all right, Kenny? 368 00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:03,603 Kenny? 369 00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:11,945 Ten grand, blind. 370 00:23:15,615 --> 00:23:16,866 Twenty grand, open. 371 00:23:19,234 --> 00:23:20,286 Deep end, eh? 372 00:23:21,913 --> 00:23:23,289 Fold. 373 00:23:41,558 --> 00:23:43,059 Gotcha! 374 00:23:55,238 --> 00:23:56,656 Twenty grand, open. 375 00:23:59,409 --> 00:24:00,702 I fold. 376 00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:05,081 Don't go spending that all at once, boy. 377 00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:13,506 Bloody 'ell! 378 00:24:13,631 --> 00:24:15,258 What? 379 00:24:15,383 --> 00:24:17,260 I thought you said there'd be no staff, Barry. 380 00:24:17,385 --> 00:24:19,179 Did you get those guns? 381 00:24:19,304 --> 00:24:21,222 You wanna see what they did to poor Gary! 382 00:24:22,438 --> 00:24:24,642 Gary, Gary. 383 00:24:24,768 --> 00:24:26,838 I said, did you get those guns? 384 00:24:26,939 --> 00:24:28,885 Yes, we got them! 385 00:24:29,184 --> 00:24:32,050 Good. I'll speak to you later. 386 00:24:33,127 --> 00:24:34,805 Gary, if you can hear me, 387 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:37,505 get back in the car now, mate, it's OK. 388 00:24:37,906 --> 00:24:40,158 Barry... Barry! 389 00:24:42,627 --> 00:24:45,171 Fucking, sodding, shandy-drinking bastard! 390 00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:46,505 Gary ! 391 00:24:47,367 --> 00:24:48,752 # "Liar Liar" # by The Castaways 392 00:24:49,084 --> 00:24:50,668 # Liar liar, pants on fire 393 00:24:50,794 --> 00:24:54,597 # Your nose is longer than a telephone wire 394 00:24:55,006 --> 00:24:57,733 # Ask me, baby, why I'm sad 395 00:24:58,167 --> 00:25:01,235 # Been out all night Know you've been bad 396 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,351 # Don't tell me different I know it's a lie 397 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,696 # Come to me, honey See how I cry 398 00:25:10,939 --> 00:25:14,318 # Why must you hurt me? Do what you do? 399 00:25:14,506 --> 00:25:17,625 # Listen here, girl Can't you see I love you? 400 00:25:17,628 --> 00:25:20,758 # Make a little effort Try to be true 401 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,077 # I will be happy Not so blue 402 00:25:37,298 --> 00:25:41,294 # Liar liar, pants on fire 403 00:25:41,447 --> 00:25:44,305 # Your nose is longer than a telephone wire 404 00:25:44,391 --> 00:25:46,850 # You keep on telling me those lies 405 00:25:47,425 --> 00:25:49,853 # Still going out with other guys ## 406 00:25:50,307 --> 00:25:51,275 Give me my money! 407 00:25:51,795 --> 00:25:53,731 Give me back my money! You fucking slags! 408 00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:58,446 Give me my money ! 409 00:25:58,803 --> 00:26:00,469 Give me back my money! 410 00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:02,699 Give it back! 411 00:26:02,824 --> 00:26:05,618 Wankers! Wankers! 412 00:26:10,134 --> 00:26:12,398 Come on, you. Not now, please. 413 00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:15,420 Not now, oh you fucking bastard! 414 00:26:21,467 --> 00:26:24,762 Fuck...you bastard. 415 00:26:25,446 --> 00:26:27,765 Oh, my good God! 416 00:26:27,891 --> 00:26:29,851 We'll take you to the cleaners! 417 00:26:38,162 --> 00:26:41,112 Twenty grand open. 418 00:26:42,314 --> 00:26:44,185 Thirty thousand. 419 00:26:44,619 --> 00:26:46,492 Back to you already, Eddie. 420 00:26:48,696 --> 00:26:50,496 Fifty grand. 421 00:26:52,874 --> 00:26:55,001 Eighty grand. 422 00:26:56,461 --> 00:26:57,764 One hundred grand. 423 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,679 Whoa, whoa whoa. Look, fellas, I know... 424 00:27:00,699 --> 00:27:02,007 I know you're not in, 425 00:27:02,007 --> 00:27:04,802 which means no one cares what you know. 426 00:27:06,182 --> 00:27:08,264 Two hundred and fifty. 427 00:27:11,522 --> 00:27:13,519 That's quite a raise. 428 00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:17,273 That's one hundred and fifty on my one hundred. 429 00:27:17,542 --> 00:27:20,902 Yeah, and is there anything else you want to say? 430 00:27:22,472 --> 00:27:25,531 As you know, this puts us in an awkward position. 431 00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,816 I don't have enough to continue. 432 00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:32,830 We will have to see both your cards if no one loans Eddie the money to continue. 433 00:27:32,956 --> 00:27:34,999 It's a loan or we see both your cards. 434 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,040 I will. 435 00:27:45,718 --> 00:27:47,220 You will what? 436 00:27:48,972 --> 00:27:51,307 I will loan you the money. 437 00:27:54,427 --> 00:27:57,264 No, I think I'd rather just turn 'em over. 438 00:27:57,814 --> 00:28:00,141 I'm not interested in what you would rather. 439 00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:02,456 I wanna keep going. 440 00:28:02,842 --> 00:28:04,837 I'm also offering you the money. 441 00:28:06,205 --> 00:28:09,117 So we don't have to turn 'em over because you can borrow. 442 00:28:11,244 --> 00:28:13,788 I need two hundred and fifty grand. 443 00:28:13,913 --> 00:28:17,542 No, you need five hundred grand to see me. 444 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:21,068 That's if I wanna see you. 445 00:28:21,232 --> 00:28:24,507 Well, you're gonna have a problem carrying on, ain't ya? 446 00:28:27,876 --> 00:28:29,178 I'll see you. 447 00:28:31,207 --> 00:28:34,934 OK, before I loan you this, I expect - 448 00:28:35,059 --> 00:28:36,602 - if you lose, of course - 449 00:28:36,728 --> 00:28:38,855 my money back within a week. 450 00:28:39,850 --> 00:28:42,692 Crystal? That's Sunday, OK? 451 00:29:11,095 --> 00:29:12,843 Is that it? 452 00:29:13,338 --> 00:29:16,809 Now let's see his fucking cards. 453 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,530 # "l Wanna Be Your Dog" # by The Stooges 454 00:29:32,113 --> 00:29:35,119 # So messed up I want you here 455 00:29:39,642 --> 00:29:43,086 # ln my room I want you here 456 00:29:47,606 --> 00:29:51,135 # Now we're gonna be face to face 457 00:29:55,373 --> 00:29:58,893 # And I'll lay right down in my favourite place 458 00:30:03,106 --> 00:30:07,402 # And now I wanna be your dog 459 00:30:07,527 --> 00:30:11,280 # And now I wanna be your dog 460 00:30:11,406 --> 00:30:14,742 # And now I wanna be your dog # 461 00:30:22,792 --> 00:30:24,877 # Well, come on! ## 462 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,091 Hello, boy. Feeling a bit poorly? 463 00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:31,968 I know your friends 464 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,605 are responsible for most of the cash... 465 00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:37,711 so I'm gonna give you one week to find it. 466 00:30:38,067 --> 00:30:41,561 Otherwise I will take a finger 467 00:30:41,686 --> 00:30:43,957 of each of you and your friends' hands 468 00:30:44,239 --> 00:30:47,049 for every day that passes without payment. 469 00:30:47,133 --> 00:30:49,159 And then when you've run out of digits - 470 00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:53,165 your dad's bar, and who knows what then. 471 00:30:53,308 --> 00:30:54,949 All right, my son? 472 00:30:57,702 --> 00:31:00,163 # "Why Did You Do lt?" # by Stretch 473 00:31:00,288 --> 00:31:04,000 # I've been thinking about what you have done to me 474 00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:08,671 # The damage is much deeper than you'll ever see 475 00:31:08,796 --> 00:31:10,576 # Hit me like a hammer to my head ## 476 00:31:12,211 --> 00:31:14,343 This doesn't look good. 477 00:31:18,705 --> 00:31:21,976 'He then proceeded to explain the unfortunate position they were in.' 478 00:31:22,101 --> 00:31:25,373 'Harry was going to start sizing up all their fingers in a week. 479 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,941 'Because he knew there was no way Ed could settle that debt on his own.' 480 00:31:29,066 --> 00:31:31,496 'Harry saw it as their money on the table,' 481 00:31:31,647 --> 00:31:34,511 'so it was also their debt off the table.' 482 00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:38,381 'Ed would hate to admit it, but he could've kissed the old bastard for that.' 483 00:31:38,484 --> 00:31:40,627 'lf he said he wanted to settle the debt on his own,' 484 00:31:40,647 --> 00:31:41,891 'it would have been a lie.' 485 00:31:42,895 --> 00:31:46,209 I wish to Christ he would've let me settle the debt on my own. 486 00:31:49,363 --> 00:31:51,938 - I'm gonna kill him! - Stop fucking about, Tom. 487 00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:55,749 Now think about what we're gonna do. Now sit down. 488 00:32:00,381 --> 00:32:02,100 What's all the fuss about Harry? 489 00:32:02,391 --> 00:32:04,143 Why don't we just boycott the payment? 490 00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:09,150 Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. 491 00:32:10,207 --> 00:32:14,366 Once was this geezer, called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. 492 00:32:14,793 --> 00:32:16,675 But it was rumoured that he was on the take. 493 00:32:17,299 --> 00:32:19,867 Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation. 494 00:32:19,992 --> 00:32:22,232 Smithy didn't do a very good job. 495 00:32:22,745 --> 00:32:23,686 Within a minute... 496 00:32:23,902 --> 00:32:25,365 Harry's lost his rag. 497 00:32:25,540 --> 00:32:26,985 Reached out for the nearest thing at hand - 498 00:32:27,085 --> 00:32:29,835 which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. 499 00:32:30,545 --> 00:32:34,799 He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. 500 00:32:38,482 --> 00:32:40,864 Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go. 501 00:32:41,055 --> 00:32:45,476 Hence Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe. 502 00:32:47,672 --> 00:32:50,731 Don't worry, I'll think of something. 503 00:32:51,913 --> 00:32:55,434 # I've been thinking about what you have done to me 504 00:32:55,871 --> 00:32:59,324 # lmages much deeper than you'll ever see 505 00:33:00,808 --> 00:33:05,537 # Hit me like a hammer to my head 506 00:33:05,705 --> 00:33:09,542 # I wonder were you pushed or were you led? 507 00:33:10,667 --> 00:33:12,743 # Why did you do it? 508 00:33:13,219 --> 00:33:15,006 # Why did you do that thing to me? ## 509 00:33:19,803 --> 00:33:23,681 Golf - the best way to spoil a good walk. 510 00:33:30,621 --> 00:33:32,607 Winston Churchill said that. 511 00:33:33,534 --> 00:33:35,860 I say it's a dog-eat-dog world. 512 00:33:35,985 --> 00:33:38,279 And I got bigger teeth than you two. 513 00:33:40,857 --> 00:33:43,615 I think our friend is trying to tell us something. 514 00:33:44,035 --> 00:33:46,829 Perhaps not. Perhaps I should take another swing just to make sure? 515 00:33:47,054 --> 00:33:48,789 Give me a five iron, John. 516 00:33:48,914 --> 00:33:50,374 Certainly, Dog. 517 00:33:53,669 --> 00:33:55,338 Now, keep still. 518 00:34:04,597 --> 00:34:06,849 Yes, Gordon, is there something you'd like to tell us? 519 00:34:08,643 --> 00:34:10,770 - It's in the fireplace. - Shut it, you idiot, he'll kill... 520 00:34:13,438 --> 00:34:14,649 Yes, Gordon, you were saying? 521 00:34:14,774 --> 00:34:17,522 It's in the fireplace. Just pull it out. It's in the bottom. 522 00:34:18,430 --> 00:34:20,897 It's in the fireplace, Frank. Just pull it out. 523 00:34:21,245 --> 00:34:22,270 It's in the bottom. 524 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:26,452 Oh, Dog, I think you might wanna have a look at this! 525 00:34:29,089 --> 00:34:30,322 You gonna let me down now? 526 00:34:30,504 --> 00:34:33,423 No, I'm not finished with you yet. 527 00:34:34,502 --> 00:34:36,003 Steel. 528 00:34:38,839 --> 00:34:41,050 Help! Help! 529 00:34:46,555 --> 00:34:48,015 Oh, Dog. 530 00:34:53,660 --> 00:34:56,825 Who the hell's that? It's only 12 o'clock. 531 00:34:57,608 --> 00:35:00,545 Use the cage, that's what it's there for. 532 00:35:05,383 --> 00:35:06,540 Who is it? 533 00:35:12,803 --> 00:35:15,556 We have got security for a reason, Willie. 534 00:35:15,703 --> 00:35:19,122 Chill, Winston. It's only Plank. 535 00:35:21,084 --> 00:35:24,301 This weed's getting quite a rep, you know, fellas, all right ? 536 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:25,525 Easy. 537 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,325 Jesus! 538 00:35:28,180 --> 00:35:29,616 Never saw you there. 539 00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:32,017 Hello, love, enjoying yourself? 540 00:35:33,602 --> 00:35:35,020 Is she compos? 541 00:35:35,114 --> 00:35:36,620 What do you think? 542 00:35:39,734 --> 00:35:40,901 Boo! 543 00:35:41,068 --> 00:35:42,862 Fuck me! 544 00:35:42,987 --> 00:35:44,822 Clean that up, Charles. 545 00:35:44,989 --> 00:35:46,520 Sod you, you clean it up. 546 00:35:46,673 --> 00:35:50,375 Sorry, fellas, but that stupid cow scared the fucking life out of me! 547 00:35:51,148 --> 00:35:55,219 Never mind. Can you just sit down, stay out the way? 548 00:35:58,461 --> 00:36:00,367 Look, how much is it you want? 549 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,942 I'm...after an half weight. 550 00:36:03,127 --> 00:36:07,619 Right. Well, that's 1,500 then. Pass the scales, Willie. 551 00:36:09,638 --> 00:36:11,265 Give us some gear, J. 552 00:36:14,954 --> 00:36:18,856 Any chance of actually seeing the...money? 553 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,461 The odds are 100-1. 554 00:36:30,044 --> 00:36:31,999 All is we need is five grand. 555 00:36:32,681 --> 00:36:35,242 I'd rather put my money on a three-legged rockin' horse. 556 00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:39,716 The odds are 100-1 for a good reason, Bacon - it won't win! 557 00:36:41,012 --> 00:36:43,901 - Where's Eddie? - Where do you think? 558 00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:47,103 The bottom of a bottle, and has been for two days. 559 00:36:47,146 --> 00:36:50,454 - It's hit him hard. - Yeah, it's hit us all hard! 560 00:36:50,454 --> 00:36:53,517 Yeah, but he's got to tell his dad he's about to lose his bar. 561 00:36:53,588 --> 00:36:54,783 Listen to this one. 562 00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:58,505 You open up a company, called "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club" 563 00:36:58,604 --> 00:37:01,599 - You what? - You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, 564 00:37:01,933 --> 00:37:05,763 advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos. 565 00:37:06,164 --> 00:37:08,572 You sell it with...I dunno.... 566 00:37:08,697 --> 00:37:10,971 "Does what no other dildo can do until now" 567 00:37:10,971 --> 00:37:13,108 "The latest and greatest in sexual technology" 568 00:37:13,108 --> 00:37:15,057 "Guaranteed results or money back", all that bollocks." 569 00:37:15,187 --> 00:37:18,118 Now, these dilds cost 25 quid a pop - 570 00:37:18,202 --> 00:37:21,601 that's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. 571 00:37:21,601 --> 00:37:24,266 They send their cheques to the other company name. 572 00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:28,842 Nothing offensive, "Bobby's Bits" or something, for 25 quid. 573 00:37:28,842 --> 00:37:32,221 You take that 25 quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears. 574 00:37:32,346 --> 00:37:33,902 Now this is the smart bit. 575 00:37:34,635 --> 00:37:37,418 You send back the cheque for 25 pound 576 00:37:37,595 --> 00:37:39,209 from the other company name - 577 00:37:39,371 --> 00:37:42,231 "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club" - saying "We're sorry," 578 00:37:42,356 --> 00:37:45,787 we couldn't get the supplies from America - because they ran out of stock. 579 00:37:45,985 --> 00:37:49,236 Now you see, how many people cash that cheque. 580 00:37:49,894 --> 00:37:51,700 Not a single soul. 581 00:37:51,934 --> 00:37:56,662 Because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse when he is not paying in cheques! 582 00:37:57,932 --> 00:37:59,574 So how long do you have to wait till you see a return? 583 00:37:59,674 --> 00:38:01,580 Probably no more than four weeks. 584 00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:08,823 A month ? So what fucking good is that if we need it in six - no, five days? 585 00:38:09,216 --> 00:38:10,885 Well, it's still a good idea. 586 00:38:12,521 --> 00:38:16,964 He may know we smoke a lot, burn a bit of profit, but he can't have any idea 587 00:38:16,956 --> 00:38:19,908 how much hard currency we've accumulated. 588 00:38:20,237 --> 00:38:23,314 I don't know. Do you know? 589 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:27,385 We can just...slice it off the top. 590 00:38:28,185 --> 00:38:31,454 You guys have got to realise who this chap is. 591 00:38:31,481 --> 00:38:34,792 He might look a bit silly, but he's a fucking lunatic. 592 00:38:35,062 --> 00:38:38,120 If he gets the slightest inkling we're not throwing straight dice, 593 00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:39,466 you and me are gonna know 594 00:38:39,466 --> 00:38:42,958 what the sharp side of a kebab knife feels like. 595 00:38:43,081 --> 00:38:44,877 So you know these geezers well? 596 00:38:44,892 --> 00:38:45,845 Well enough - 597 00:38:45,845 --> 00:38:48,191 I've been buying gear off one of 'em for a coupla years. 598 00:38:48,543 --> 00:38:51,557 - So what they like, then? - Poofs! Nothing heavy. 599 00:38:51,557 --> 00:38:53,773 Four public school boys, soft as shite. 600 00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:17,867 They ponce around in funny hippy clothes all day talking bollocks 601 00:39:18,226 --> 00:39:19,915 they're just good at growing weed, that's all. 602 00:39:20,336 --> 00:39:22,562 Business has got bigger than what they could handle. 603 00:39:23,797 --> 00:39:25,383 They can't all be stupid, can they ? 604 00:39:25,728 --> 00:39:29,656 Think about it, they got a container load of cash in shoe boxes, 605 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,265 they're selling class A gear - 606 00:39:31,351 --> 00:39:33,842 can't you figure out there's someone sensible involved ? 607 00:39:33,926 --> 00:39:35,291 What about security? 608 00:39:35,291 --> 00:39:37,740 There's one steel gate as you go in, but they never lock it. 609 00:39:38,191 --> 00:39:40,780 What d'you mean they never lock it? Why've they got it for there, then? 610 00:39:40,854 --> 00:39:43,030 I must've been there 50 times - it's never locked. 611 00:39:43,230 --> 00:39:46,213 They're not suspicious. Everyone that goes there's a toff. 612 00:39:46,377 --> 00:39:47,894 They're all into that karma crap - 613 00:39:48,024 --> 00:39:50,404 "If l don't harm nobody, nobody harms me" stuff. 614 00:39:51,153 --> 00:39:52,504 No way they can get back to you? 615 00:39:52,830 --> 00:39:55,613 Even if they could, they'd be too shit scared - I'm a geezer. 616 00:39:55,765 --> 00:39:58,283 They got no muscle - gutless faggots. 617 00:39:59,994 --> 00:40:01,787 Fancy one? 618 00:40:03,303 --> 00:40:05,954 What's all the flapping about? You told the old man yet? 619 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,395 Hoping I won't need to. 620 00:40:09,044 --> 00:40:11,755 I've got a plan. Now listen carefully. 621 00:40:23,578 --> 00:40:25,359 - Hello, boys. - Harry. 622 00:40:26,270 --> 00:40:27,250 Do you want a drink? 623 00:40:27,409 --> 00:40:30,201 Hello, my son. D'you want a lolly? 624 00:40:30,496 --> 00:40:32,192 Piss off, you nonce. 625 00:40:32,205 --> 00:40:34,153 Oi, watch it! 626 00:40:34,357 --> 00:40:36,818 No, thanks, Harry. We're both all right. 627 00:40:37,456 --> 00:40:38,906 Nice shooter. 628 00:40:39,343 --> 00:40:42,077 Yeah, one of a pair - Holland and Holland. 629 00:40:42,202 --> 00:40:43,205 D'you wanna hold it? 630 00:40:43,418 --> 00:40:45,488 No, not my thing, thanks, Harry. 631 00:40:45,615 --> 00:40:48,039 Business good? I imagine that's why I'm here. 632 00:40:48,648 --> 00:40:51,037 Four young fellas got in deeper than they could handle. 633 00:40:51,545 --> 00:40:53,881 They owe me half a million pound. 634 00:40:53,935 --> 00:40:56,872 - How much? - Half a million. 635 00:40:59,428 --> 00:41:00,888 I'm game. 636 00:41:02,723 --> 00:41:04,016 Me too. 637 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:07,428 Oh, God! 638 00:41:07,725 --> 00:41:11,992 Right. We hit 'em as soon as they come back. 639 00:41:12,575 --> 00:41:14,801 We'll be prepared. Waiting. 640 00:41:16,695 --> 00:41:17,823 And they're armed. 641 00:41:17,965 --> 00:41:20,002 What was that? Armed? 642 00:41:20,507 --> 00:41:23,223 What d'you mean armed? Armed with what? 643 00:41:23,431 --> 00:41:26,455 Bad breath, colourful language, feather duster? 644 00:41:26,538 --> 00:41:29,152 What do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit! 645 00:41:29,301 --> 00:41:30,101 Guns ? 646 00:41:30,667 --> 00:41:32,722 You never said anything about guns. 647 00:41:32,962 --> 00:41:35,158 A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. 648 00:41:35,310 --> 00:41:37,550 Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia! 649 00:41:37,850 --> 00:41:40,111 Soap, stop being such a mincer. 650 00:41:40,645 --> 00:41:43,185 - I've thought about that and... - And what exactly? 651 00:41:43,485 --> 00:41:48,364 And... all we have to do is find out who's carrying 'em. 652 00:41:48,364 --> 00:41:52,220 Carying them ? Well, they could all be carrying 'em for what we know. 653 00:41:52,405 --> 00:41:55,271 No. Only one of 'em carries them going to the job. 654 00:41:55,537 --> 00:41:59,580 So I assume the same one will be carry 'em when they come back from the job. 655 00:41:59,715 --> 00:42:01,323 Oh - you assume, dear? 656 00:42:01,448 --> 00:42:04,351 And what did I say about assumption - being the brother of all fuck-ups? 657 00:42:04,651 --> 00:42:06,254 It's the mother of all fuck-ups, you stupid! 658 00:42:06,282 --> 00:42:08,598 Well, brother, mother, any other sucker. 659 00:42:08,837 --> 00:42:10,586 It don't make any difference. 660 00:42:11,526 --> 00:42:16,005 They're still fucking guns and they still fire fucking bullets! 661 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:21,176 Soap, if you have a better idea how to get �500,000 662 00:42:21,301 --> 00:42:24,304 in the next few days, let us know. 663 00:42:25,902 --> 00:42:26,895 In the meantime, Tom, 664 00:42:26,995 --> 00:42:29,154 you talk to Nick the Bubble about shifting the weed. 665 00:42:36,363 --> 00:42:38,536 - Weed? - No, it's not normal weed. 666 00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:41,280 It's some fucked-up skunk, Class A, 667 00:42:41,363 --> 00:42:43,656 "l can't think let alone move" shit. 668 00:42:43,729 --> 00:42:45,145 Doesn't sound very good to me. 669 00:42:45,349 --> 00:42:47,899 Oh, neither me - it depends what flicks your switch. 670 00:42:48,502 --> 00:42:50,720 And the light is on and burning brightly for the masses. 671 00:42:51,459 --> 00:42:52,966 Anyway, do you know anyone? 672 00:42:54,025 --> 00:42:55,326 I know a man, yes. 673 00:42:56,603 --> 00:42:58,922 Rory Breaker. 674 00:42:59,147 --> 00:43:01,258 Not that madman with an afro? 675 00:43:01,383 --> 00:43:03,369 I don't want anything to do with him. 676 00:43:03,537 --> 00:43:06,500 You won't have to. Just get me a sample. 677 00:43:06,930 --> 00:43:09,157 No can do. 678 00:43:09,433 --> 00:43:12,144 What's that - a place near Kathmandu? 679 00:43:12,311 --> 00:43:13,743 Meet me half-way, mate. 680 00:43:13,743 --> 00:43:15,672 It's all completely chicken soup. 681 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:19,138 - It's what? - It's kosher...as Christmas. 682 00:43:19,291 --> 00:43:21,227 Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom. 683 00:43:22,002 --> 00:43:24,528 No, I never mind that. I'm gonna need some artillery, too. 684 00:43:24,628 --> 00:43:26,200 Coupla sawn-off shotguns. 685 00:43:26,350 --> 00:43:28,837 This is a bit heavy. This is London, not the Lebanon. 686 00:43:29,126 --> 00:43:30,635 Who d'you think I am? 687 00:43:30,865 --> 00:43:33,501 I think you're Nick the Greek. 688 00:43:33,832 --> 00:43:35,083 Hold those two. 689 00:43:37,474 --> 00:43:40,100 I don't normally have anything to do with weed, Nick. 690 00:43:40,252 --> 00:43:42,314 But if it is what he says it is, 691 00:43:42,514 --> 00:43:45,100 I'll take it off him for three and a half grand a key. 692 00:43:45,632 --> 00:43:48,503 That is if it is what he says it is. 693 00:43:48,733 --> 00:43:50,624 I don't want to see it after a sample, 694 00:43:50,824 --> 00:43:52,966 I don't want to touch it after a sample. 695 00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:56,250 I'll leave you in the capable hands of Nathan here. 696 00:43:56,407 --> 00:43:58,774 He'll sort out the details. 697 00:43:58,798 --> 00:44:01,076 But just let me tell you one thing... 698 00:44:05,690 --> 00:44:07,850 If the milk turns out to be sour, 699 00:44:08,002 --> 00:44:11,119 I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. 700 00:44:13,213 --> 00:44:14,706 D'you know what I mean? 701 00:44:20,822 --> 00:44:22,881 - Rory Breaker. - Rory ? 702 00:44:23,006 --> 00:44:26,300 You don't know Rory. He's not to be underestimated. 703 00:44:26,678 --> 00:44:28,217 He's a funny-looking fucker, I know. 704 00:44:28,481 --> 00:44:31,024 But you've got to look past the hair and the cute cuddly thing. 705 00:44:31,607 --> 00:44:33,725 It's all a deceptive fa�ade. 706 00:44:35,227 --> 00:44:38,946 A few nights ago Rory's roger iron busted. 707 00:44:39,106 --> 00:44:42,805 So he's gone down the battle cruiser to watch the end of the football game. 708 00:44:43,010 --> 00:44:46,358 No one's watching the custard, so he switches the channel over. 709 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:49,000 A fat geezer's north opens. 710 00:44:49,168 --> 00:44:51,815 And he wanders up and turns the lizar over. 711 00:44:52,222 --> 00:44:54,997 "Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else." 712 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,082 Rory knows claret is imminent, 713 00:44:57,165 --> 00:44:58,873 but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game. 714 00:44:59,061 --> 00:45:02,345 So calm as a coma, picks up the fire extinguisher, 715 00:45:02,645 --> 00:45:05,400 walks straight past the jam rolls who were ready for action 716 00:45:05,558 --> 00:45:07,600 and plonks it outside the entrance. 717 00:45:07,737 --> 00:45:10,702 He then orders an aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly 718 00:45:10,702 --> 00:45:14,450 in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 719 00:45:14,944 --> 00:45:17,286 "That's fucking it," says the geezer. 720 00:45:17,769 --> 00:45:19,664 "That's fucking what?" says Rory. 721 00:45:20,062 --> 00:45:22,881 And he gobs out a mouthful of booze, covering Fatty. 722 00:45:22,881 --> 00:45:25,294 He flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest 723 00:45:25,463 --> 00:45:28,424 and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe. 724 00:45:28,724 --> 00:45:31,575 Rory, unfazed, turns back to his game. 725 00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:34,953 His team's won, too. Four nil. 726 00:45:50,734 --> 00:45:53,972 Oi! ls your hair supposed to look like that? 727 00:45:54,325 --> 00:45:56,698 - All right, short stuff. - Never mind short stuff. 728 00:45:57,222 --> 00:46:00,150 Listen, the next time we do a job like this we're gonna want more money, Barry. 729 00:46:00,302 --> 00:46:03,100 Or we're going back to post offices and cars. Fuck that! 730 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,192 Where's the others? 731 00:46:06,063 --> 00:46:07,172 There was no others. 732 00:46:07,642 --> 00:46:09,945 Stop fucking around. The others - the old ones. 733 00:46:10,014 --> 00:46:11,160 I don't know what you mean. 734 00:46:11,288 --> 00:46:13,598 There were two old guns there. Where are they now? 735 00:46:14,178 --> 00:46:16,167 Not in the cabinet, there wasn't. 736 00:46:16,167 --> 00:46:18,900 Oh, there was a couple of old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying. 737 00:46:19,050 --> 00:46:23,126 - But they were ours. We sold them. - Well you better un-sell 'em, sharpish ! 738 00:46:23,251 --> 00:46:24,534 We had to sell them. We needed the money. 739 00:46:24,734 --> 00:46:26,955 I am not fucking interested. 740 00:46:27,308 --> 00:46:30,720 If you don't wanna be counting the fingers you haven't got, 741 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:35,514 I suggest you get those guns. Quick! 742 00:47:18,491 --> 00:47:22,644 Jesus! lf I pick 'em up, will they stay in one piece? 743 00:47:22,969 --> 00:47:24,354 Where'd you get them? 744 00:47:25,404 --> 00:47:28,207 I got contacts. Listen, Tom - 745 00:47:28,424 --> 00:47:31,161 you point them at me, I'll shit myself or do whatever you say to do. 746 00:47:31,270 --> 00:47:32,928 Either way you get the desired effect. 747 00:47:33,046 --> 00:47:35,532 Oh, they look very nice, I agree, but - 748 00:47:36,057 --> 00:47:38,179 well, they're lacking in criminal credibility, ain't they? 749 00:47:38,379 --> 00:47:39,531 I might get laughed at. 750 00:47:39,693 --> 00:47:41,100 How much d'you want for these muskets? 751 00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:42,581 700 each. 752 00:47:42,598 --> 00:47:45,050 And what's that - a pound for every year they been about? 753 00:47:45,371 --> 00:47:48,801 I know they're antiques, but I ain't paying antique prices. 754 00:47:51,893 --> 00:47:53,884 They're a bit long, ain't they? 755 00:47:53,943 --> 00:47:55,520 Sawn-offs are out. 756 00:47:55,781 --> 00:47:58,076 People want a bit more range these days. 757 00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:02,124 Range ? I don't wanna blow the arse out of this country grounded, 758 00:48:02,244 --> 00:48:04,866 but I don't want anyone blowing a raspberry either. 759 00:48:05,701 --> 00:48:07,500 I want to look...fucking mean. 760 00:48:07,745 --> 00:48:09,547 Of course you'll look mean. 761 00:48:10,158 --> 00:48:11,300 You'll look really scary. 762 00:48:11,578 --> 00:48:14,316 Enough about that. What about this geezer who sells drugs? 763 00:48:14,671 --> 00:48:16,607 Rory Breaker's standing by. 764 00:48:16,856 --> 00:48:20,535 You stand to make a lot of money, tubby Tommy? 765 00:48:25,521 --> 00:48:28,052 I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock. 766 00:48:28,502 --> 00:48:29,900 But let me tell you how this can be resolved 767 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,464 by you, the good father. 768 00:48:32,589 --> 00:48:34,349 Go on. 769 00:48:34,591 --> 00:48:37,761 - He likes your bar. - Yes. 770 00:48:37,886 --> 00:48:40,263 He wants your bar. 771 00:48:40,388 --> 00:48:42,816 And? 772 00:48:42,816 --> 00:48:45,352 D'you want me to draw you a picture? 773 00:48:45,472 --> 00:48:48,999 Look, that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his earhole. 774 00:48:48,999 --> 00:48:52,344 This is my bar. It's got nothing to do with him. 775 00:48:52,344 --> 00:48:53,509 What, and I care? 776 00:48:54,420 --> 00:48:56,772 Remember, you do have the luxurious advantage 777 00:48:56,772 --> 00:48:58,950 of being able to sustain your son's life. 778 00:48:59,050 --> 00:49:00,960 And you do have a reputation - 779 00:49:01,031 --> 00:49:03,462 so I'll choose my words very carefully. 780 00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:06,665 You tell Harry to go fuck himself. 781 00:49:11,494 --> 00:49:12,879 Now... 782 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,301 I'll put that down to shock. 783 00:49:18,426 --> 00:49:19,886 Only once. 784 00:49:20,980 --> 00:49:25,100 Only once can l, or shall l, let you get away with that. 785 00:49:25,533 --> 00:49:29,244 Your son's got three days to find half a mill. 786 00:49:29,926 --> 00:49:32,509 But make up your mind which you prefer - 787 00:49:32,734 --> 00:49:36,911 your bar...or your son. 788 00:49:41,522 --> 00:49:42,717 Plank goes in first. 789 00:49:42,977 --> 00:49:45,700 There's a cage, but it's never locked, is it, Plank? 790 00:49:45,875 --> 00:49:48,815 - Never. - You don't wanna be .... 791 00:49:49,056 --> 00:49:52,289 All right, once he's got himself set, he gets the rest of us in. 792 00:49:52,616 --> 00:49:56,414 Now we'll get nasty with a couple of'em, shit 'em up, ok, or whatever. 793 00:49:56,714 --> 00:49:58,941 Now these wankers shouldn't give us any problems. 794 00:49:59,141 --> 00:50:02,209 Like any cowboys - there'll be a few tools lying around. 795 00:50:02,556 --> 00:50:06,279 When the job's done, we come straight back here and unload. 796 00:50:06,618 --> 00:50:08,849 And Robert's your father's brother. 797 00:50:09,539 --> 00:50:11,000 Everyone savvy? 798 00:50:11,206 --> 00:50:13,217 Sweet. 799 00:50:13,517 --> 00:50:15,424 Have a look at these. 800 00:50:16,451 --> 00:50:19,423 And what are we supposed to do with these? 801 00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:22,795 Put them on your head, stupid. 802 00:50:22,795 --> 00:50:24,783 Christ! 803 00:50:25,128 --> 00:50:27,695 If you think I'm gonna turn up there clean-shaven, 804 00:50:27,695 --> 00:50:30,551 and greet them with a grin on my face, you've got another think coming. 805 00:50:30,937 --> 00:50:32,600 Now these fellas - they're your neighbours. 806 00:50:32,684 --> 00:50:36,722 I thought it might be a good idea to disguise ourselves a little. 807 00:50:37,145 --> 00:50:40,977 Right...er, yeah, good thinking, Soap. Well done. 808 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,300 I brought weapons as well. 809 00:50:43,593 --> 00:50:45,753 Weapons? What do you mean weapons? 810 00:50:48,216 --> 00:50:49,277 These. 811 00:50:49,845 --> 00:50:51,688 Jesus! 812 00:50:52,070 --> 00:50:54,275 Let's keep 'em covered up. 813 00:50:55,699 --> 00:50:57,809 Couldn't you get anything a bit bigger? 814 00:50:59,104 --> 00:51:01,704 What, like that? 815 00:51:02,295 --> 00:51:03,429 What d'you think? 816 00:51:04,950 --> 00:51:07,552 I think you need help. 817 00:51:07,914 --> 00:51:10,564 Bar steward, can we have a coupla drinks, please. 818 00:51:10,890 --> 00:51:12,500 Have you seen your dad? 819 00:51:12,875 --> 00:51:15,228 Hatchet sent one of his men round. 820 00:51:15,677 --> 00:51:17,395 Oh, shit. When? 821 00:51:19,193 --> 00:51:21,273 Crazy. 822 00:51:32,362 --> 00:51:34,898 Where'd you get these, a fucking museum? 823 00:51:35,071 --> 00:51:37,231 Nick the Greek. 824 00:51:38,656 --> 00:51:40,100 How much did you part with? 825 00:51:40,380 --> 00:51:41,760 700 for the pair. 826 00:51:41,916 --> 00:51:43,669 Drachmas, I hope. 827 00:51:44,299 --> 00:51:46,562 I'd feel safer with a chicken drumstick. 828 00:51:46,670 --> 00:51:49,507 These are gonna do more harm than good. 829 00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:54,000 Jesus, Tom. Do these work? 830 00:51:54,178 --> 00:51:56,843 I don't know. Look nice though, don't they ? I rather like 'em. 831 00:51:56,904 --> 00:51:59,000 Oh, that's top of the list of priorities, is that it? 832 00:51:59,132 --> 00:52:03,300 Ladies, back to more important issues, if you don't mind. 833 00:52:03,534 --> 00:52:07,607 We've only got two real guns - apparently that's what they are. 834 00:52:07,814 --> 00:52:09,920 So we find a good place to hide next door. 835 00:52:10,116 --> 00:52:13,114 We wait till it sounds out the right time, then we, jack-in-the-box, 836 00:52:13,180 --> 00:52:16,993 Iook nasty and stuff, cocoon 'em in gaffer tape, nick their van, 837 00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:20,747 swap the gear into the new van and bring it all back here. 838 00:52:20,984 --> 00:52:23,490 As long as we're all out of our hiding places quickly, 839 00:52:23,490 --> 00:52:25,479 it's the last thing they're gonna expect. 840 00:52:26,171 --> 00:52:30,150 Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter feels like giving 'em a bit of a kicking, 841 00:52:30,318 --> 00:52:32,321 I'm sure it won't do any harm. 842 00:52:32,899 --> 00:52:36,162 Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. 843 00:52:36,489 --> 00:52:38,499 If you know what I mean. 844 00:52:38,815 --> 00:52:42,125 Also, I think knives are a good idea. 845 00:52:42,551 --> 00:52:45,076 Big, fuck-off shiny ones. 846 00:52:45,478 --> 00:52:48,190 Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. 847 00:52:48,334 --> 00:52:51,154 Knives are good because they don't make any noise. 848 00:52:51,470 --> 00:52:54,733 And the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use 'em. 849 00:52:55,250 --> 00:52:57,300 Shit 'em right up. 850 00:52:57,529 --> 00:52:59,885 Makes it look like we're serious. 851 00:53:00,275 --> 00:53:03,789 Guns for show, knives for a pro. 852 00:53:04,561 --> 00:53:07,828 Soap, is there something we should know about you? 853 00:53:08,128 --> 00:53:12,113 I'm not sure what's more worrying, the job or your past? 854 00:53:15,213 --> 00:53:18,190 Come on, girls. 855 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,700 Where the fuck are they going? Shift a piano? 856 00:53:32,867 --> 00:53:35,092 I thought this was meant to be a robbery. 857 00:53:35,492 --> 00:53:37,664 Where'd they get those outfits? 858 00:53:37,994 --> 00:53:39,970 Not a bad idea that. 859 00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:42,573 All right, it's Plank. Is Willie there? 860 00:53:43,064 --> 00:53:45,456 No, I'm afraid he's not. He's out at the moment. 861 00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:46,969 Perhaps you can help. 862 00:53:47,451 --> 00:53:50,286 Perhaps I can't, Plank, if you know what I mean. 863 00:53:50,629 --> 00:53:54,148 Look, if you could just open the door so I could talk without shouting. 864 00:53:54,448 --> 00:53:56,474 I can't help you, Plank. 865 00:53:56,474 --> 00:53:59,395 I think you'll find it's in your interest. 866 00:53:59,767 --> 00:54:00,896 Hold on, OK? 867 00:54:01,296 --> 00:54:04,707 Look, Willie, it's Plank outside for you. He says it's in our interest. 868 00:54:05,104 --> 00:54:08,013 Listen, I don't care if it's King-fucking-Kong, 869 00:54:08,259 --> 00:54:10,599 he's not coming in here, not today. 870 00:54:10,599 --> 00:54:14,286 Hold on. We are in business and...correct me if I'm wrong, but -- 871 00:54:14,820 --> 00:54:16,089 that is business. 872 00:54:16,168 --> 00:54:19,635 Corrected. That's a walking accident that we can do without. 873 00:54:19,835 --> 00:54:23,640 Jesus. He's OK... He knows only to buy weights now. 874 00:54:23,776 --> 00:54:26,443 We're looking at at least a couple of thou'. 875 00:54:26,743 --> 00:54:28,290 What do you think, Winston? 876 00:54:29,931 --> 00:54:32,428 Willie, this is the last time. All right? 877 00:54:33,126 --> 00:54:34,701 But you and the money are going out the back. 878 00:54:34,801 --> 00:54:36,496 If he knows you're here, he'll be all day. 879 00:54:36,718 --> 00:54:38,457 And just clear this shit up! 880 00:54:39,716 --> 00:54:42,250 - What, now? - Yes! Now! 881 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:44,500 Just get rid of him quick. 882 00:54:44,766 --> 00:54:46,831 All right. Just coming. 883 00:54:50,641 --> 00:54:52,115 What the fuck is he doing? 884 00:54:55,355 --> 00:54:58,662 Come on, I can't wait out here all day! 885 00:54:59,124 --> 00:55:01,319 All right. Just coming. 886 00:55:05,870 --> 00:55:07,940 I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day. 887 00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:10,000 I didn't know you were a removals man, Plank. 888 00:55:10,238 --> 00:55:13,900 Lives and learns, don't ya? Keep the gates locked now here? 889 00:55:14,250 --> 00:55:17,326 Ya, sorry. Gotta do business like this now. 890 00:55:17,326 --> 00:55:19,100 Can't be too careful these days. 891 00:55:19,347 --> 00:55:20,371 I know. 892 00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:24,425 Shut it! You say a fucking word, the right ear goes, another one - and your left! 893 00:55:24,425 --> 00:55:26,859 - What are you doing, Plank? - What do you think I'm doing? 894 00:55:26,859 --> 00:55:28,917 Hang on, what are you doing? 895 00:55:29,252 --> 00:55:32,276 Unlock the gate! Oi! I say unlock the fucking gate! 896 00:55:32,609 --> 00:55:35,506 That's it. Go, go, go! Fucking move! 897 00:55:39,450 --> 00:55:40,680 What the fuck's going on? 898 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,756 Just hang on, I've got the keys. 899 00:55:43,097 --> 00:55:46,300 The gate's locked! I thought they weren't gonna let the fucking gate locked. 900 00:55:46,490 --> 00:55:47,520 What've you done to Fauntleroy? 901 00:55:47,581 --> 00:55:49,594 I didn't touch him. He just passed out. 902 00:55:49,878 --> 00:55:53,313 Don't you stand there. Get the fucking door shut! D'you want the world to see this? 903 00:55:55,986 --> 00:55:57,901 What's going on down there? 904 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:01,505 Shit! 905 00:56:07,450 --> 00:56:11,310 Charles, get the rifle out. 906 00:56:12,223 --> 00:56:13,732 We're being fucked. 907 00:56:13,988 --> 00:56:14,916 It must be this one. 908 00:56:15,216 --> 00:56:18,207 Hold that gun. Plank, give me the keys. Give me the keys, Plank. 909 00:56:18,450 --> 00:56:20,904 Don't point that at my bollocks! Point it in there! 910 00:56:21,244 --> 00:56:24,492 Planks of wood. I'm working with fucking planks of wood. 911 00:56:24,635 --> 00:56:25,535 Shit ! 912 00:56:27,503 --> 00:56:28,650 What the fuck is that? 913 00:56:29,695 --> 00:56:31,487 - What the fuck's that? - IT'S ME BREN GUN! 914 00:56:31,561 --> 00:56:34,878 Don't you think you could've brought something a little bit more practical? 915 00:56:35,698 --> 00:56:38,587 Don't none of you slags move. I'll kill the fucking lot of you! 916 00:56:38,687 --> 00:56:40,963 Who you gonna kill, Plank? There's no one fuckin' there? 917 00:56:44,669 --> 00:56:46,948 Aaagh! They fucking shot me! 918 00:56:47,148 --> 00:56:49,211 Well, shoot 'em back. 919 00:56:51,378 --> 00:56:54,082 Jesus, Plank! Couldn't you get smokeless cartidges? 920 00:56:54,186 --> 00:56:55,615 I can't see a bloody thing ! 921 00:56:55,923 --> 00:56:58,648 Aaagh! Shit, I've been shot. 922 00:56:58,784 --> 00:57:01,549 I don't fucking believe this. Could everyone stop getting shot? 923 00:57:01,949 --> 00:57:05,429 John, sit down and patch yourself up, you tart! 924 00:57:05,462 --> 00:57:07,302 It's a fucking air rifle! 925 00:57:14,501 --> 00:57:16,831 - What the fuck was that? - Well, that was the bren gun. 926 00:57:16,991 --> 00:57:19,794 You fire that gun again, you're a dead man. Understand? Dead! 927 00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:22,761 - No ifs, no buts, you're a fucking dead man! - All right, all right! 928 00:57:22,761 --> 00:57:25,279 I've got bollock ache with this. Where's my fucking gun? 929 00:57:30,434 --> 00:57:35,737 All right. Now I've got your attention. Firstly, I'm gonna blow his toes off. 930 00:57:38,072 --> 00:57:39,374 There go his toes. 931 00:57:39,885 --> 00:57:42,354 Now if you want me out of here, in five minutes flat, 932 00:57:42,654 --> 00:57:45,880 open the fucking gate 'cause I'm gonna blow his leg off! 933 00:57:47,463 --> 00:57:49,714 They're gonna fucking kill us if we do, man. 934 00:57:50,337 --> 00:57:52,857 Poor J'll certainly get it if we don't. He's serious. 935 00:57:53,157 --> 00:57:55,337 I'm losing patience. Hurry up, girls! 936 00:57:55,537 --> 00:57:58,902 It's all right, all fucking right! 937 00:57:59,785 --> 00:58:02,298 Willie, he doesn't know you're here..., just ..... 938 00:58:03,592 --> 00:58:06,519 Sort something out. 939 00:58:17,139 --> 00:58:19,815 And all your friends, there's a good lad. 940 00:58:20,639 --> 00:58:23,614 - There's only three of us here. - I don't believe you. 941 00:58:23,914 --> 00:58:28,258 - Fuck, I'm gonna blow his leg off. - I mean it. There's only three of us! 942 00:58:28,758 --> 00:58:32,391 - Plank? - Yeah, one of 'em's out. 943 00:58:35,834 --> 00:58:38,225 Now open the gate. 944 00:59:00,882 --> 00:59:03,225 Up, up, up, there's a good lad. 945 00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:23,816 John, get them tied up. Plank, where's the money? 946 00:59:23,901 --> 00:59:26,858 There, in those shoe-boxes. 947 00:59:44,649 --> 00:59:46,889 - Where? - Out the back. 948 00:59:47,359 --> 00:59:48,869 - And the weed? - Out the back. 949 00:59:49,368 --> 00:59:51,229 - Point. - With what? 950 00:59:51,529 --> 00:59:54,429 - Your fucking hands, now! - I'm tied up. 951 00:59:54,829 --> 00:59:56,387 Well, nod your head or something! 952 00:59:57,581 --> 00:59:58,541 Check it out. 953 00:59:59,249 --> 01:00:02,092 Plank, get Paul out that van lively. 954 01:00:17,403 --> 01:00:18,698 Knife. 955 01:00:23,517 --> 01:00:26,524 I'm gonna cut him. Make sure he knows he's dead. 956 01:00:26,970 --> 01:00:27,843 How you doing, Mick? 957 01:00:27,543 --> 01:00:31,165 How d'you think I'm doing? He's fucking nearly chopped my arm off. 958 01:00:39,867 --> 01:00:42,268 Jesus Christ. 959 01:00:47,355 --> 01:00:48,664 Gordon Bennett. 960 01:00:48,916 --> 01:00:50,675 What the fuck's been going on here? 961 01:00:50,888 --> 01:00:54,842 Shut up, you idiot. It's Hanukkah. 962 01:00:55,715 --> 01:00:56,779 Don't just stand there. 963 01:00:57,032 --> 01:00:58,871 Look at the bags, can you fit it all in? 964 01:00:59,427 --> 01:01:03,937 There's a lot...l can't get Epping Forest in my van. 965 01:01:05,047 --> 01:01:08,026 'Can't'. I don't hear 'can't'. Bollocks to 'can't'. 966 01:01:08,116 --> 01:01:11,378 You'll fit it all in if you have to make two trips. 967 01:01:16,111 --> 01:01:17,798 Bollocks! 968 01:01:19,237 --> 01:01:22,666 You got a ticket already. Now if you don't move it, we will move it for you. 969 01:01:22,749 --> 01:01:25,016 - I'll only be a minute. - You've already been 15. 970 01:01:25,403 --> 01:01:29,054 - Look, come and have a look. - At what exactly? 971 01:01:29,481 --> 01:01:32,210 - Well, the van's half full. - So? 972 01:01:32,433 --> 01:01:36,384 So, all I've got to do is fill it up, put you in it... 973 01:01:36,501 --> 01:01:37,536 What? 974 01:01:40,933 --> 01:01:42,633 ..and I'm off. 975 01:01:50,799 --> 01:01:52,837 Do you think you can carry more than one bag this time? 976 01:01:53,078 --> 01:01:55,299 - I can't. My neck, Dog. 977 01:01:56,056 --> 01:01:58,761 - How many more bags ? - Just a couple. 978 01:01:59,617 --> 01:02:02,249 Mick, you dead yet? 979 01:02:03,332 --> 01:02:07,667 I'll be all right. Once I've dealt with that lanky prick. 980 01:02:08,215 --> 01:02:10,098 Do it quietly. 981 01:02:13,458 --> 01:02:15,697 It's time to say "Goodnight, nurse". 982 01:02:59,125 --> 01:03:01,381 Where the fuck did she come from? 983 01:03:08,001 --> 01:03:11,029 That is it. Tie her up. We're out of here. 984 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:17,696 Not like that, you idiot. Give it us here. 985 01:03:41,675 --> 01:03:43,153 What you doing, Ed? 986 01:03:43,940 --> 01:03:44,666 D'you want one? 987 01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,720 No, I fucking don't. You cannot make a cup of tea, Edward. 988 01:03:48,020 --> 01:03:51,352 The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea. 989 01:03:51,452 --> 01:03:53,016 Yeah, and look what happened to that. 990 01:03:53,116 --> 01:03:56,479 And if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken. 991 01:03:56,624 --> 01:03:58,206 Going to war with what? 992 01:03:58,642 --> 01:04:02,234 Have you forgotten those guns, you dozy prat? 993 01:04:22,986 --> 01:04:25,459 You won't get away with this. 994 01:04:27,451 --> 01:04:30,373 - Paul, what's that? - It's a traffic warden. 995 01:04:30,602 --> 01:04:33,555 I can see it's a fuckin' traffic warden, what's he doing in the back of the van? 996 01:04:33,853 --> 01:04:35,208 He was gonna call the cozzers. 997 01:04:37,099 --> 01:04:40,609 Fair enough - we'll deal with him later. 998 01:04:42,874 --> 01:04:44,534 How we doing, Tom? 999 01:04:44,895 --> 01:04:46,206 Right as rain. 1000 01:04:46,649 --> 01:04:48,653 I'm just gonna take care of the cabs. 1001 01:04:48,689 --> 01:04:50,618 Keep us posted. 1002 01:04:54,437 --> 01:04:56,871 All right, mate, do you do airports? 1003 01:05:00,010 --> 01:05:01,496 Where the hell are we gonna hide? 1004 01:05:04,790 --> 01:05:07,029 Don't complicate things. Just hide. 1005 01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:21,948 We're on. 1006 01:05:38,968 --> 01:05:40,466 They weigh a pound or two! 1007 01:05:40,677 --> 01:05:42,446 Shut up and back up! 1008 01:05:44,557 --> 01:05:46,938 Spin round, big boy. 1009 01:05:50,087 --> 01:05:51,052 Fuck! 1010 01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:54,292 Stay down. Stay down! 1011 01:06:00,406 --> 01:06:03,253 Tie 'em up. Tape 'em up. Hands and face. 1012 01:06:03,602 --> 01:06:05,530 On the floor! 1013 01:06:05,715 --> 01:06:07,981 Bend over the fucking desk. 1014 01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:16,527 Keys. I want keys, now. 1015 01:06:18,014 --> 01:06:19,374 I'll find ya. 1016 01:06:19,990 --> 01:06:21,991 'Course you will, sweetheart. 1017 01:06:22,091 --> 01:06:23,531 I'll find ya. 1018 01:06:23,731 --> 01:06:26,736 What d'you think this is? Fucking hide-and-seek? 1019 01:06:27,232 --> 01:06:29,474 That one. Search that one. 1020 01:06:39,362 --> 01:06:42,897 Right, I'll see you in the van, when you've finished with handsome here. 1021 01:07:01,153 --> 01:07:03,131 Jesus. That wasn't too bad, was it? 1022 01:07:08,226 --> 01:07:11,242 When the bottle in my arse has contracted, I'll let you know. 1023 01:07:11,788 --> 01:07:14,921 Bacon, see what we've got. 1024 01:07:15,154 --> 01:07:16,906 Let's have a butchers, ey? 1025 01:07:21,985 --> 01:07:23,870 We've hit the jackpot, lads. 1026 01:07:25,197 --> 01:07:27,953 We've got God knows how much of this stinking weed. 1027 01:07:28,969 --> 01:07:31,244 A shitload of cash. 1028 01:07:33,125 --> 01:07:34,712 And a traffic warden. 1029 01:07:34,906 --> 01:07:35,827 What? 1030 01:07:38,524 --> 01:07:40,654 Jesus, Ed. We got a traffic warden. 1031 01:07:42,365 --> 01:07:44,241 I think he's still alive. 1032 01:07:44,781 --> 01:07:47,111 He's got claret coming out of him somewhere. 1033 01:07:48,126 --> 01:07:49,477 What did they want with a traffic warden? 1034 01:07:49,477 --> 01:07:51,268 I don't know. I don't think we need him. 1035 01:07:51,465 --> 01:07:53,578 Knock him out and dump him at the lights. 1036 01:07:53,725 --> 01:07:55,706 Knock him out? What d'you mean, knock him out? Knock him out with what? 1037 01:07:55,931 --> 01:07:58,399 I don't know! Use your imagination. 1038 01:08:03,976 --> 01:08:06,001 Don't touch him up. Knock him out. 1039 01:08:06,261 --> 01:08:07,572 I'll knock you out in a minute! 1040 01:08:07,622 --> 01:08:10,565 Look, you wanna knock him out, you knock him out. 1041 01:08:11,976 --> 01:08:14,137 I fucking hate traffic wardens. 1042 01:08:25,336 --> 01:08:28,644 It's about time you gave my young friends a visit, Chris. 1043 01:08:32,472 --> 01:08:34,774 Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word. 1044 01:08:34,899 --> 01:08:36,434 Now I can't have that, can l, Baz? 1045 01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:38,353 No, Harry, you can't. 1046 01:08:38,478 --> 01:08:40,689 I mean it's a liberty. 1047 01:08:41,414 --> 01:08:44,025 And I can't have a liberty taken, can l, Chris? 1048 01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:45,986 No, Harry, you can't. 1049 01:08:47,071 --> 01:08:50,282 I mean, it's enough to give me the arsehole. 1050 01:08:51,536 --> 01:08:53,779 And I can't have the arsehole, can l, boys? 1051 01:08:53,894 --> 01:08:56,580 No, Harry, you can't. 1052 01:09:02,728 --> 01:09:05,338 All right, that's it. We're done. 1053 01:09:06,481 --> 01:09:07,314 We're off. 1054 01:09:07,314 --> 01:09:10,029 Here, Ed, are you sure it's a good idea taking this back to yours? 1055 01:09:10,129 --> 01:09:12,423 Why, it's the only place we can take it, and the last place they're gonna look. 1056 01:09:12,523 --> 01:09:15,470 Anyway, fuck it. The battle is over and the war is won. 1057 01:09:15,530 --> 01:09:20,052 Now, Tom, you take this to Nick the Bubble and we get rid of it quick. 1058 01:09:33,367 --> 01:09:36,245 This skunk is as good as it gets. 1059 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:42,418 All right. We'll take it. Half price. 1060 01:09:43,851 --> 01:09:45,448 I don't think he'll like that. 1061 01:09:45,548 --> 01:09:48,776 And you said three five a key. And... and you know that's a good price. 1062 01:09:49,012 --> 01:09:50,888 That was yesterday I said three and a half. 1063 01:09:50,958 --> 01:09:53,191 And now it's today if I'm not mistaken. 1064 01:09:53,549 --> 01:09:56,602 We'll take it tomorrow. Half price. 1065 01:09:57,117 --> 01:09:59,958 If he wants to get rid of it quick, he'll have to take it. 1066 01:10:00,058 --> 01:10:05,040 Now look, I've got a race coming up in a minute, so if you'd just be kind enough to... 1067 01:10:13,157 --> 01:10:14,088 Lenny, 1068 01:10:14,188 --> 01:10:16,994 take that round to Snow White and the three little chemists. 1069 01:10:17,094 --> 01:10:19,008 They should have a gander of that. 1070 01:10:19,058 --> 01:10:21,805 I want a second opinion. 1071 01:10:26,207 --> 01:10:28,117 Hang on a minute, Nathan, something stinks. 1072 01:10:28,217 --> 01:10:30,468 Yeah, your fucking aftershave. 1073 01:10:30,678 --> 01:10:32,479 Fuck you, funny man. 1074 01:10:33,562 --> 01:10:35,550 For God's sake, help me. 1075 01:10:35,694 --> 01:10:39,640 I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain, Jesus! 1076 01:10:39,690 --> 01:10:40,967 Go in slowly, Nathan. 1077 01:10:41,252 --> 01:10:43,358 Fuck you, funny man. You go first. 1078 01:10:43,458 --> 01:10:45,487 Just get the fuck in there, will you ? 1079 01:10:45,675 --> 01:10:48,894 I want this house searched for bugs, I mean I want it stripped. 1080 01:10:49,060 --> 01:10:52,443 Where is the poin in that ? Even if there was a bug, they'd have taken it with 'em. 1081 01:10:52,593 --> 01:10:54,709 It's a bit late for you to start thinking, John. 1082 01:10:54,909 --> 01:10:57,285 If it's a possibility, that's good enough for me. 1083 01:10:57,643 --> 01:11:01,610 I want you to strip this place. I want every slag this side of Ceylon pulled in. 1084 01:11:01,610 --> 01:11:04,583 And tortured...badly. 1085 01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:06,358 I want to know who's responsible for this, 1086 01:11:06,458 --> 01:11:08,957 otherwise I'm gonna hold you all responsible. 1087 01:11:17,092 --> 01:11:18,671 Not a bad day. 1088 01:11:20,001 --> 01:11:22,528 That pile takes care of Harry. 1089 01:11:24,019 --> 01:11:25,437 What's left over? 1090 01:11:25,460 --> 01:11:27,481 Give me half a chance to count it. 1091 01:11:29,089 --> 01:11:31,188 What about this gear, then, ey? 1092 01:11:37,814 --> 01:11:39,531 Oh, what, you want a toke on that? 1093 01:11:39,981 --> 01:11:42,032 No. I don't think I want any of that horrible shit. 1094 01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:44,996 Can we lock up and get drunk now, please? 1095 01:11:46,964 --> 01:11:50,638 We shot one of them... in the...er, throat. 1096 01:11:50,838 --> 01:11:51,797 What d'you want, a medal? 1097 01:11:51,997 --> 01:11:55,513 I'll shoot you in the fuckin throat if I don't get my ganja back. 1098 01:11:56,913 --> 01:11:59,735 The one you shot. Is he still in there now? 1099 01:11:59,969 --> 01:12:01,464 No, it was another one. 1100 01:12:01,639 --> 01:12:04,602 That's more like it. Where is he? 1101 01:12:05,561 --> 01:12:07,407 Well, they...they took him with them. 1102 01:12:08,319 --> 01:12:10,379 He's still, still alive. 1103 01:12:10,592 --> 01:12:14,069 What did you shoot him with? An air gun? 1104 01:12:18,639 --> 01:12:23,787 Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries. 1105 01:12:24,371 --> 01:12:26,415 You don't say. 1106 01:12:26,540 --> 01:12:30,085 Who could it be? Where do we start, Rory? 1107 01:12:30,210 --> 01:12:31,389 Mr Breaker. 1108 01:12:31,584 --> 01:12:35,507 Today my name is Mr Breaker. 1109 01:12:35,632 --> 01:12:37,817 You think this is a coincidence? 1110 01:12:38,055 --> 01:12:39,886 This white shite steals my things 1111 01:12:39,886 --> 01:12:41,916 and thinks that he can sell it back to me! 1112 01:12:41,916 --> 01:12:44,216 He's got less brains than you, Lenny! 1113 01:12:45,309 --> 01:12:47,186 Get Nick - the greasy wop 1114 01:12:47,269 --> 01:12:51,524 shistos pezavengy gammore Greek bastard round here now, 1115 01:12:51,524 --> 01:12:55,027 if he's still stupid enough to be on this planet. 1116 01:13:20,486 --> 01:13:23,066 # Come with me, I'll fill you with desire 1117 01:13:23,536 --> 01:13:27,687 # Take my hand and we'll walk this land together ## 1118 01:14:27,786 --> 01:14:30,741 Your stupidity might be your one saving grace. 1119 01:14:30,948 --> 01:14:31,909 Uuh? 1120 01:14:32,209 --> 01:14:34,284 Don't uuh me, Greek boy. 1121 01:14:34,284 --> 01:14:37,436 How is it your fucking stupid, soon-to-be-dead friends 1122 01:14:37,436 --> 01:14:40,319 thought that they might be able to steal my cannabis 1123 01:14:40,319 --> 01:14:42,304 and then sell it back to me? 1124 01:14:42,304 --> 01:14:44,611 Is this a declaration of war? 1125 01:14:44,611 --> 01:14:47,607 Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 1126 01:14:48,001 --> 01:14:51,393 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing, Ni-ko-las! 1127 01:14:53,300 --> 01:14:55,224 I know you couldn't have known my position, 1128 01:14:55,381 --> 01:14:57,970 'cause you're not that stupid that if you did, 1129 01:14:58,108 --> 01:15:00,302 you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your arse, 1130 01:15:00,402 --> 01:15:05,282 with that "what's going on here" look slapped all over your Chevy Chase. 1131 01:15:06,696 --> 01:15:10,565 But what you do know is where these people live. 1132 01:15:16,787 --> 01:15:19,195 If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. 1133 01:15:19,707 --> 01:15:23,270 If you bend the truth, or I think you are bending the truth, I'll kill you. 1134 01:15:23,617 --> 01:15:25,614 If you forget anything, I'll kill you. 1135 01:15:25,714 --> 01:15:30,030 In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. 1136 01:15:30,463 --> 01:15:32,866 Now do you understand everything I've said? 1137 01:15:33,813 --> 01:15:37,512 Because if you don't, I'll kill you. 1138 01:15:37,766 --> 01:15:43,487 Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak... you may enlighten me. 1139 01:15:46,990 --> 01:15:48,746 So we've got a bit of a problem, don't we? 1140 01:15:49,340 --> 01:15:51,173 Er, well...yeah, yeah, we do. 1141 01:15:51,265 --> 01:15:55,036 Yea, yeah, we do. In fact, this is a little bit more than looking a bit of a problem, isn't it ? 1142 01:15:55,086 --> 01:15:58,223 On the scale of things, you could say it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems! 1143 01:15:58,223 --> 01:16:01,163 And the reason it's such a mon-fucking-struosity of a problem is... 1144 01:16:01,199 --> 01:16:04,279 you don't have the first idea who did this to us, have you? 1145 01:16:04,292 --> 01:16:06,956 Dog, we've... we've been up all night. It's no one from round here. 1146 01:16:07,060 --> 01:16:08,698 We've had 'em all lined up against the wall. 1147 01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:10,892 If it was a toerag from round the manor, we'd know. 1148 01:16:10,892 --> 01:16:14,282 - We'd know. - You'd know? You'd fucking know? 1149 01:16:14,305 --> 01:16:17,030 You wouldn't know if it was the next door fucking neighbours! 1150 01:16:17,060 --> 01:16:18,598 Now get out there and find them! 1151 01:16:18,598 --> 01:16:23,485 I'm sick of the fucking sight of you! Get out of the fucking sight! You look shit! 1152 01:16:34,765 --> 01:16:38,616 "Scarface" - I've watched "Scarface". 1153 01:16:39,292 --> 01:16:42,864 If you want to know how to do a drug deal, you watch "Scarface". 1154 01:16:45,095 --> 01:16:46,995 That really inspires confidence. 1155 01:16:47,165 --> 01:16:50,043 - This guy, Rory Breaker... - Rory Breaker ? 1156 01:16:50,476 --> 01:16:52,408 The psychotic black dwarf with an afro? 1157 01:16:52,674 --> 01:16:53,986 That'll be the same man, yes. 1158 01:16:54,186 --> 01:16:56,849 I've heard of him - he's a fucking lunatic. 1159 01:16:56,949 --> 01:16:59,511 Well, he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. 1160 01:16:59,599 --> 01:17:00,848 It's not worth him giving us any trouble. 1161 01:17:00,918 --> 01:17:03,765 Cause he knows we'll be a pain in the arse. And who needs a pain in the arse? 1162 01:17:03,765 --> 01:17:05,752 I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid. 1163 01:17:06,102 --> 01:17:07,753 You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles. 1164 01:17:08,153 --> 01:17:09,995 Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get. 1165 01:17:09,995 --> 01:17:11,884 Will you two stop flirting for a minute? 1166 01:17:12,184 --> 01:17:16,564 After we pay Hatchet, this deal puts us up... 1167 01:17:16,993 --> 01:17:19,742 nearly 200,000 pounds each. 1168 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,430 That's not bad for a morning's work, I think you'll agree. 1169 01:17:34,324 --> 01:17:35,884 So they had the cash. 1170 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:36,928 And the puff. 1171 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:40,103 Cheeky bastards. Count it. 1172 01:17:40,228 --> 01:17:42,230 Shit, Dog. There's a lot. 1173 01:17:42,355 --> 01:17:44,744 Do you want to do it next door? 1174 01:17:45,220 --> 01:17:46,332 We're not going next door 1175 01:17:46,332 --> 01:17:48,966 'til we've flayed them dead men walking. 1176 01:17:49,593 --> 01:17:50,772 We'll count it upstairs. 1177 01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:53,584 I don't want them to see you fingering the money when they walk through the door... 1178 01:17:54,130 --> 01:17:55,430 Dog, look... 1179 01:17:56,800 --> 01:18:00,207 Give it us here...dozy bastard. 1180 01:18:02,834 --> 01:18:05,244 Check your guns. Get yourselves well hid. 1181 01:18:05,467 --> 01:18:09,428 You wait till they get right inside the door, then you give it to'em. 1182 01:18:09,975 --> 01:18:13,428 Give me them shooters, you can use your own. 1183 01:18:23,925 --> 01:18:24,758 Yeah. 1184 01:18:24,813 --> 01:18:26,681 That's no way to answer the phone. 1185 01:18:26,780 --> 01:18:28,134 Is that you, Dean? 1186 01:18:28,234 --> 01:18:30,857 No, it's Lord fucking Lucan. Who do you think it is? 1187 01:18:30,857 --> 01:18:32,093 What can I do for you? 1188 01:18:32,381 --> 01:18:34,918 You know those guns I sold you, I need them back. 1189 01:18:35,277 --> 01:18:37,701 Not likely I'm afraid. I don't think I'll be seeing them again. 1190 01:18:38,256 --> 01:18:39,987 Look, I've got the money to pay for them. 1191 01:18:40,230 --> 01:18:42,810 I'm sure you do. But don't think you understand. 1192 01:18:42,969 --> 01:18:45,361 I ain't gonna be seeing them or the guns again. 1193 01:18:45,816 --> 01:18:46,926 We can't get them. 1194 01:18:47,219 --> 01:18:48,814 If we can't get them, we can't get them. 1195 01:18:49,332 --> 01:18:51,378 Well, you'll have to fucking get them. 1196 01:18:51,378 --> 01:18:53,901 We made a fucking deal for everything inside the cabinet. 1197 01:18:53,901 --> 01:18:57,203 Inside, out-fucking-side - I don't give a shit. 1198 01:18:57,306 --> 01:19:00,809 - You get those guns because if you don't... - Oh yeah, Bazza, or what ? 1199 01:19:00,809 --> 01:19:02,885 Have you heard of Harry Lonsdale? 1200 01:19:03,100 --> 01:19:06,620 Otherwise known as "Hack You Up With an Hatchet Harry"? 1201 01:19:06,736 --> 01:19:08,870 Well, this is... 1202 01:19:09,151 --> 01:19:11,850 James Bond, need-to-know time. 1203 01:19:11,984 --> 01:19:16,096 When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop. 1204 01:19:16,251 --> 01:19:18,064 Know what I mean? 1205 01:19:22,637 --> 01:19:25,947 I mean find 'em, torture 'em and kill 'em. 1206 01:19:26,147 --> 01:19:28,146 And bring back what belongs to me. 1207 01:19:28,346 --> 01:19:33,039 Because if you don't, your family's bang in trouble. 1208 01:19:34,131 --> 01:19:35,222 Who was that? 1209 01:19:35,780 --> 01:19:37,683 That was Harry Horrible Hatchet. 1210 01:19:37,796 --> 01:19:39,243 Jesus, I've heard of him. 1211 01:19:39,371 --> 01:19:42,570 Shit, they were his fucking guns we sold. 1212 01:19:42,932 --> 01:19:44,285 We've got to find them. 1213 01:19:44,707 --> 01:19:48,965 Now no fucking about now, Nick. Where can I find those guns? 1214 01:20:21,598 --> 01:20:23,600 Six black cocks and a little white kitten 1215 01:20:23,653 --> 01:20:25,518 sitting on the side of the road. 1216 01:20:28,529 --> 01:20:31,229 We're gonna do a proper decoration job. 1217 01:20:31,794 --> 01:20:34,651 I want the grey skies of London illuminated. 1218 01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:37,572 I want that house painted red. 1219 01:20:39,876 --> 01:20:43,115 All right, there's this brass standing on the corner, right? 1220 01:20:43,196 --> 01:20:45,914 Dwarf walks up to her carrying a suitcase... 1221 01:20:46,081 --> 01:20:48,285 Winston there is gonna come along 1222 01:20:48,285 --> 01:20:50,103 and see if he recognises any of them. 1223 01:20:50,809 --> 01:20:52,710 Now watch out for these fellas - 1224 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:57,545 they've got a bit of an arsenal and they don't mind using it. 1225 01:20:57,869 --> 01:21:00,262 ...and I'm taking down her panties... 1226 01:21:02,161 --> 01:21:04,847 Now does everyone here know what they got to do? 1227 01:21:04,847 --> 01:21:06,685 Yeah. 1228 01:22:16,463 --> 01:22:18,673 What the fuck is going on? 1229 01:23:02,300 --> 01:23:04,594 You got something here for me, have you? 1230 01:23:06,144 --> 01:23:08,765 Come on, chop-chop. 1231 01:23:15,870 --> 01:23:17,899 Thank you very much. 1232 01:23:19,009 --> 01:23:22,120 - He's got the guns.Go ahead you get them. - Why me? 1233 01:23:22,471 --> 01:23:23,936 You're supposed to be the hard case... 1234 01:23:23,936 --> 01:23:26,735 You go get the guns! I drive the car! 1235 01:23:32,301 --> 01:23:33,157 Good boy. 1236 01:23:33,281 --> 01:23:37,845 - Go get the fucking guns. - I'm not going get the fucking guns! YOU get the fucking guns! 1237 01:23:37,445 --> 01:23:39,754 You fucking big... 1238 01:23:43,291 --> 01:23:44,995 All right. Wrap them guns up. 1239 01:23:45,101 --> 01:23:46,409 Count the money. 1240 01:23:47,292 --> 01:23:48,656 Put your seat belt on. 1241 01:23:49,001 --> 01:23:53,202 Fucking guns, we've got to get the fucking guns or we're dead! 1242 01:24:07,824 --> 01:24:10,785 ..so I made sure I fucked the one that was coughing. 1243 01:24:24,507 --> 01:24:28,497 Out of the car, you yuppy fucker! Aaaaaaaagh ! 1244 01:24:56,539 --> 01:24:58,182 He's the one we shot in the neck. 1245 01:24:58,262 --> 01:25:01,252 Is that right, Mr Botanical? 1246 01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:29,513 Jesus! 1247 01:25:41,668 --> 01:25:44,996 I don't believe this. What the fuck has happened here? 1248 01:25:45,246 --> 01:25:46,620 Jesus. 1249 01:25:48,460 --> 01:25:51,594 The money. The gear. 1250 01:26:03,012 --> 01:26:04,540 This is fucked. 1251 01:26:04,928 --> 01:26:07,527 No money. No weed. 1252 01:26:08,370 --> 01:26:11,114 It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses. 1253 01:26:11,518 --> 01:26:14,899 All right. Don't panic. Let's think about this. 1254 01:26:14,899 --> 01:26:17,803 No, fuck that, you can think about it. 1255 01:26:17,903 --> 01:26:20,584 I'm panicking and I'm off. 1256 01:26:28,673 --> 01:26:30,626 How did you get your hands on these, then? 1257 01:26:30,750 --> 01:26:31,962 The boys had 'em. 1258 01:26:32,153 --> 01:26:33,368 I know you like these sort of things - 1259 01:26:33,468 --> 01:26:35,597 wondered if you wanted 'em. 1260 01:26:35,722 --> 01:26:37,849 Yeah, I'll have 'em. 1261 01:26:38,016 --> 01:26:41,352 - Was it hard getting the money? - Not especially. 1262 01:26:42,687 --> 01:26:44,752 Upset a few characters, though. 1263 01:26:46,307 --> 01:26:47,392 Have you counted it? 1264 01:26:47,573 --> 01:26:49,406 Yeah, it's all there, to the pound. 1265 01:26:49,636 --> 01:26:51,842 - And they were gonna pay? - Looks like it. 1266 01:26:51,972 --> 01:26:54,843 But who knows? The opportunity was there. 1267 01:26:54,943 --> 01:26:57,921 In my experience it's best to take that opportunity - 1268 01:26:58,159 --> 01:27:00,076 if it's there. 1269 01:27:00,663 --> 01:27:02,540 Good work, Chris. 1270 01:27:09,714 --> 01:27:11,141 We've got to get those guns. 1271 01:27:11,335 --> 01:27:13,934 This is dangerous shit there. We don't even know who lives there. 1272 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:15,926 Listen, I don't care who lives there! 1273 01:27:15,986 --> 01:27:19,638 All's I know is that it's preferable to death by Hatchet. 1274 01:27:19,638 --> 01:27:22,644 Fair enough. Let's go. 1275 01:27:46,100 --> 01:27:48,169 I don't think it's the right move. 1276 01:27:48,936 --> 01:27:49,894 It's either that 1277 01:27:50,094 --> 01:27:53,518 the old boy's place and we lose a digit daily. 1278 01:27:54,342 --> 01:27:57,162 - I'm gonna phone him. - As if he'll care. 1279 01:27:57,162 --> 01:28:00,172 He'll care, all right? That was supposed to be his money. 1280 01:28:00,356 --> 01:28:02,409 Whether he cares about us or not, is different. 1281 01:28:02,609 --> 01:28:04,502 Pass me the phone. 1282 01:28:20,144 --> 01:28:22,945 Yeah? That you, boy? 1283 01:28:23,045 --> 01:28:25,041 It's Ed, if that's what you mean. 1284 01:28:25,492 --> 01:28:27,213 'Pay day, ain't it?' 1285 01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:30,907 Yeah...l wanted to talk to you about that. 1286 01:28:31,007 --> 01:28:32,833 I'll bet you do. 1287 01:28:32,926 --> 01:28:34,524 I got half a million nicker sitting here, 1288 01:28:34,904 --> 01:28:36,967 which means some poor sod doesn't. 1289 01:28:37,380 --> 01:28:39,595 You've been upsetin' a few people, boy. 1290 01:28:41,070 --> 01:28:43,435 But that really isn't my concern, is it? 1291 01:28:43,791 --> 01:28:47,412 What does concern me... is the guns you had. 1292 01:28:47,814 --> 01:28:49,502 'l want to talk to you about that.' 1293 01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:53,784 So get your arse over here now. And I do mean now! 1294 01:29:28,968 --> 01:29:33,768 Bastard! You fucking bastard! 1295 01:29:42,625 --> 01:29:45,410 What the fuck are you doing here? 1296 01:29:46,445 --> 01:29:50,416 What the fuck are you doing here? 1297 01:30:01,306 --> 01:30:04,672 Job well done. We made a few quid out of that one. 1298 01:30:05,245 --> 01:30:06,537 Son...? 1299 01:30:06,137 --> 01:30:08,238 Made a few quid, did you? 1300 01:30:08,643 --> 01:30:10,473 Where's what I want, now? 1301 01:30:11,873 --> 01:30:13,162 You all right down there, mate? 1302 01:30:13,262 --> 01:30:16,357 Very fucking funny. Where's what I want? 1303 01:30:17,215 --> 01:30:18,900 I've just left it in the office. 1304 01:30:19,071 --> 01:30:20,766 Well, we'd better go to the office and get it, 1305 01:30:21,180 --> 01:30:23,692 that is if you want your son to see his next birthday. 1306 01:30:23,792 --> 01:30:27,834 - Now chop-fucking-chop. - All right. Fair enough. 1307 01:30:29,189 --> 01:30:30,661 Where you going? 1308 01:30:31,374 --> 01:30:34,228 It's a thirty second drive or a five minute walk. 1309 01:30:34,711 --> 01:30:39,048 I couldn't have parked outside, I'd have got a ticket. 1310 01:30:39,650 --> 01:30:41,116 I suppose that don't matter now, does it? 1311 01:30:41,216 --> 01:30:43,219 Just be careful. 1312 01:30:43,344 --> 01:30:44,971 Right. 1313 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:53,145 You and me. 1314 01:30:53,271 --> 01:30:54,031 You and who? 1315 01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:56,365 You know where the door handle is, Tom. 1316 01:30:59,373 --> 01:31:02,950 # "The Payback" # by James Brown 1317 01:31:04,006 --> 01:31:05,674 # Pay back 1318 01:31:06,232 --> 01:31:09,787 # That's it, pay back. 1319 01:31:10,951 --> 01:31:13,583 # Revenge, I'm mad 1320 01:31:14,844 --> 01:31:17,342 # Get down with my girlfriend 1321 01:31:18,631 --> 01:31:19,457 # That ain't right ## 1322 01:31:19,957 --> 01:31:22,300 Oh, no. Not again. 1323 01:31:38,149 --> 01:31:40,484 That's it. I'm off. 1324 01:31:41,256 --> 01:31:45,323 Tom...that is our bag. 1325 01:32:03,507 --> 01:32:06,260 - Ed...! - Hold on. 1326 01:32:18,420 --> 01:32:20,711 This is our bag. 1327 01:32:23,183 --> 01:32:24,091 That's it. We're off. 1328 01:32:24,425 --> 01:32:27,394 - I'll see you in the car. I'm gonna take these guns. - Tom, don't fuck about! 1329 01:32:27,394 --> 01:32:30,952 - I'll see you in the car. - Tom ! - It'll only take a minute. 1330 01:32:46,135 --> 01:32:47,754 What is going on? 1331 01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:53,161 I don't know, but what I do know is there's no more Harry. 1332 01:32:53,666 --> 01:32:55,591 Which means there's no more debt. 1333 01:32:56,063 --> 01:32:59,487 And if there's no more debt, there's no more problem. 1334 01:32:59,897 --> 01:33:03,474 And there's no problem with the neighbours - because they're all dead. 1335 01:33:03,691 --> 01:33:07,002 And I think, if I get this right, 1336 01:33:07,655 --> 01:33:11,203 we haven't done anything wrong and we're in the clear. 1337 01:33:44,339 --> 01:33:46,191 Never ever... 1338 01:33:46,421 --> 01:33:50,679 has anyone been as fucking rude... 1339 01:33:51,095 --> 01:33:52,402 ..to me... 1340 01:33:52,865 --> 01:33:57,997 ...as you, YOU... FUCKING... BASTARD! 1341 01:34:15,202 --> 01:34:16,911 You all right, mate? 1342 01:34:17,725 --> 01:34:20,394 Cheeky bastard! 1343 01:34:37,896 --> 01:34:40,780 'Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be in. 1344 01:34:41,040 --> 01:34:43,706 'But Chris had to respect the fact that he was holding 1345 01:34:43,757 --> 01:34:46,320 'what appeared to be a pair of loaded shotguns. 1346 01:34:46,835 --> 01:34:50,287 'And Tom had to respect the fact that they were not loaded. 1347 01:34:50,463 --> 01:34:53,576 'So without anybody losing too much face, 1348 01:34:53,801 --> 01:34:57,532 'Tom left through a side door and Chris left with the money. 1349 01:34:57,651 --> 01:35:00,309 'And everybody else got arrested.' 1350 01:35:04,229 --> 01:35:05,935 He's not one of 'em. 1351 01:35:09,401 --> 01:35:13,948 # Sitting in the cheap seats underneath the stars 1352 01:35:15,648 --> 01:35:17,993 # I'm heading back to base 1353 01:35:18,194 --> 01:35:19,889 # I'll drop you off at mars ## 1354 01:35:21,030 --> 01:35:23,751 I think your dad would like a word with you, Ed. 1355 01:35:27,841 --> 01:35:28,866 Where are the others? 1356 01:35:29,175 --> 01:35:32,274 They got out yesterday. They're back at the bar. 1357 01:35:36,385 --> 01:35:38,062 # I'm a man machine 1358 01:35:39,547 --> 01:35:41,319 # Takin' gasoline 1359 01:35:43,017 --> 01:35:45,720 # Super-human being ## 1360 01:35:47,666 --> 01:35:48,820 All right, Dad? 1361 01:35:49,020 --> 01:35:51,058 I'm all right. How about yourself? 1362 01:35:51,734 --> 01:35:55,948 I'm all right. Could do with a drink, though. 1363 01:35:56,348 --> 01:35:58,942 All in good time. All in good time. 1364 01:35:59,447 --> 01:36:02,337 So, are you in the clear? 1365 01:36:02,538 --> 01:36:05,247 More importantly...am l? 1366 01:36:06,525 --> 01:36:07,899 It appears so. 1367 01:36:08,777 --> 01:36:13,829 Appears? You'll have to do better than fucking appears, my friend. 1368 01:36:13,950 --> 01:36:15,473 Well, everybody's dead, Dad. 1369 01:36:15,473 --> 01:36:17,852 I think that's about as clear as it can get. 1370 01:36:19,013 --> 01:36:20,505 How about that drink? 1371 01:36:20,658 --> 01:36:22,306 You know where the bar is. 1372 01:36:22,406 --> 01:36:23,656 Eh? 1373 01:36:25,110 --> 01:36:26,632 Don't make yourself too comfortable. 1374 01:36:26,932 --> 01:36:29,815 Alan's got to sit there. Alan! 1375 01:36:32,900 --> 01:36:34,523 You're lucky you're still breathing, 1376 01:36:35,170 --> 01:36:36,977 Iet alone able to walk. 1377 01:36:37,554 --> 01:36:41,410 I suggest you take full advantage of that fact. 1378 01:36:47,986 --> 01:36:51,453 # 'Cause I'm a man machine 1379 01:36:52,267 --> 01:36:54,417 # Takin' gasoline 1380 01:36:55,374 --> 01:36:57,293 # I'm a teen dream 1381 01:36:57,707 --> 01:36:59,309 # Super-human being 1382 01:36:59,720 --> 01:37:02,389 # I'm a man machine 1383 01:37:02,473 --> 01:37:05,684 # I'm a man machine ! ## 1384 01:37:05,809 --> 01:37:09,241 You took your time. Where the hell have you been? 1385 01:37:09,724 --> 01:37:11,420 Sit down. I'll tell you. 1386 01:37:17,359 --> 01:37:21,344 The traffic warden identified the neighbours' bodies. 1387 01:37:21,951 --> 01:37:24,912 Which sort of puts us in the clear. 1388 01:37:25,037 --> 01:37:27,782 The only thing connecting us with the case... 1389 01:37:28,217 --> 01:37:29,760 ..is those shotguns. 1390 01:37:29,938 --> 01:37:32,111 And Tom took care of them. 1391 01:37:33,278 --> 01:37:36,548 You did take care of the shotguns, didn't you, Tom? 1392 01:37:38,220 --> 01:37:39,840 I wanted to talk to you about that. 1393 01:37:40,040 --> 01:37:41,297 Well, talk. 1394 01:37:42,423 --> 01:37:45,557 Well, actually...no. 1395 01:37:47,159 --> 01:37:49,560 I've got them sittin' in the car, I.. I was gonna sell 'em back to Nick the Greek, 1396 01:37:49,660 --> 01:37:51,754 but I am having a bit of a problem gettin' hold of him. 1397 01:37:52,054 --> 01:37:53,452 You dippy bastard. 1398 01:37:53,552 --> 01:37:59,585 So...the only thing connecting us with the case 1399 01:37:59,895 --> 01:38:02,702 is in the back of your car, which is parked outside! 1400 01:38:03,002 --> 01:38:06,874 They costed 700 quid. I'm not gonna throw 'em away. 1401 01:38:07,537 --> 01:38:10,531 And they're hardly likely to trace 'em back to us, are they? 1402 01:38:10,655 --> 01:38:13,619 Do you really think it's worth taking the the risk for �700? 1403 01:38:13,819 --> 01:38:15,921 Tom, you're a dick! 1404 01:38:16,446 --> 01:38:18,952 Now you take those guns and you throw 'em off a bridge. 1405 01:38:19,452 --> 01:38:21,531 And throw yourself off while you're at it. 1406 01:38:21,831 --> 01:38:23,617 Now.... Tom. 1407 01:38:28,082 --> 01:38:31,011 - Look, all I'm... - Now, Tom ! 1408 01:38:37,276 --> 01:38:39,236 Can I have a beer, please, Dad? 1409 01:38:39,361 --> 01:38:41,822 I'm busy. Get it yourself. 1410 01:38:58,213 --> 01:39:01,008 It seemed Hatchet underestimated you lot. 1411 01:39:01,333 --> 01:39:03,599 And it seems to have cost him. 1412 01:39:04,527 --> 01:39:07,181 I ain't gonna make the same mistake now, am l? 1413 01:39:08,106 --> 01:39:10,782 So I've decided to bring your bag back. 1414 01:39:12,577 --> 01:39:16,393 I think the word you're looking for, gentlemen, is "thank you". 1415 01:39:16,899 --> 01:39:18,650 Thank you. 1416 01:39:19,943 --> 01:39:22,529 Now you've presented me with a problem. 1417 01:39:22,654 --> 01:39:24,990 I've lost my employer. 1418 01:39:26,533 --> 01:39:30,662 So I've taken care of meself and me son. 1419 01:39:31,188 --> 01:39:35,012 Now if you think that's unfair, you come and pay me a little visit. 1420 01:39:35,280 --> 01:39:37,222 But you better be waving a white flag, 1421 01:39:37,321 --> 01:39:41,047 high and clear so as I can see it. 1422 01:39:41,454 --> 01:39:43,759 Or it'll be the last little visit you ever make. 1423 01:39:45,193 --> 01:39:47,353 You understand ? 1424 01:39:48,669 --> 01:39:51,725 That's all I've come to say. 1425 01:39:53,060 --> 01:39:55,437 There is one more thing... 1426 01:39:57,314 --> 01:39:59,566 It's been emotional. 1427 01:40:02,027 --> 01:40:05,114 # "Fool's Gold" # by The Stone Roses 1428 01:40:16,333 --> 01:40:19,920 # The gold road's sure a long road 1429 01:40:20,045 --> 01:40:24,466 # Winds on through the hills for fifteen days ## 1430 01:40:27,219 --> 01:40:31,390 We are now officially in the money-lending business, all right, son? 1431 01:40:32,143 --> 01:40:33,684 Put your seatbelt on. 1432 01:40:34,309 --> 01:40:36,270 We're out of here. 1433 01:40:44,676 --> 01:40:46,905 It's empty. 1434 01:41:09,356 --> 01:41:13,285 # The pack on my back is aching 1435 01:41:13,689 --> 01:41:17,269 # The strap seems to cut me like a knife 1436 01:41:28,865 --> 01:41:30,992 # I'm no clown I won't back down 1437 01:41:30,992 --> 01:41:36,532 # I don't need you to tell me what's going down... 1438 01:41:57,142 --> 01:41:59,561 What's his number? 1439 01:42:05,619 --> 01:42:08,820 Don't! Don't! You'll jam the line! I'll call him! 1440 01:42:16,078 --> 01:42:17,567 My fucking batteries! 1441 01:42:17,567 --> 01:42:21,291 - No, you muppet! - Give me the phone! Give me the fucking phone! 1442 01:42:21,416 --> 01:42:23,710 - I'll dial it! - Tell me the number! 1443 01:42:34,094 --> 01:42:38,642 - Now give me your phone! - You'll break it! 1444 01:42:42,219 --> 01:42:44,918 - You give me the phone! - You'll break it and it'll be fucked! 1445 01:42:44,918 --> 01:42:48,318 You shut it. It's fucking ringing! 1446 01:43:04,793 --> 01:43:08,463 # "Oh Girl" # by Mauro Pawloski 1447 01:43:16,881 --> 01:43:20,642 # I'm eighteen with a bullet 1448 01:43:22,491 --> 01:43:25,133 # Got my finger on the trigger 1449 01:43:25,354 --> 01:43:27,608 # I'm gonna pull it 1450 01:43:29,140 --> 01:43:34,104 # I've picked a clip now I'm the son of a gun 1451 01:43:35,115 --> 01:43:38,414 # So hold it right there, Little girl, little girl 1452 01:43:38,914 --> 01:43:41,601 # We're gonna have big fun 1453 01:43:42,428 --> 01:43:45,204 # I may be an oldie 1454 01:43:45,334 --> 01:43:47,919 # But I'm a goodie, too 1455 01:43:48,045 --> 01:43:50,735 # I'll last forever 1456 01:43:51,036 --> 01:43:57,679 # And I'll be good to you Oh, yes, I will...