1 00:03:21,049 --> 00:03:22,687 Mornin', roy! 2 00:03:28,369 --> 00:03:31,361 Same to you, asshole. 3 00:03:53,689 --> 00:03:57,477 Rudy russo, mi amigo! I bring you your cars. 4 00:03:57,649 --> 00:04:01,801 - They are beautiful, no? - No! Are you using water-based paint? 5 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:04,887 Sure, we don't get much rain around here. 6 00:04:05,049 --> 00:04:07,768 What do you want for 200? Metalflake? 7 00:04:07,929 --> 00:04:11,478 Listen, you don't like these cars... here's my inventory. 8 00:04:11,649 --> 00:04:14,482 - That's a picture of 250 cars. - 253 cars. 9 00:04:14,649 --> 00:04:17,686 The river has been very good to me this year... 10 00:04:17,849 --> 00:04:20,921 i can't make a deal off a picture like this. 11 00:04:21,089 --> 00:04:23,887 How about some girls? I got all kinds! 12 00:04:24,049 --> 00:04:30,488 Short, tall, fat, uglies, bonitas, se�oritas, big tits... 13 00:04:30,649 --> 00:04:34,562 later, i think i got a customer. I'll think of something. 14 00:05:07,449 --> 00:05:10,441 Student driver shit! 15 00:05:16,369 --> 00:05:19,327 - Hey, rudy! - Quiet! 16 00:05:19,489 --> 00:05:22,720 - Jesus, you're not gonna... - i'm gonna bait this guy. 17 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:26,962 - Luke's not gonna like that. - Luke's asleep. 18 00:05:32,049 --> 00:05:35,246 - Who's the grape? - Right there, see him? 19 00:05:35,409 --> 00:05:40,358 He pulled up in that red chevelle. I'm gonna sell him my buick. 20 00:05:40,529 --> 00:05:44,283 - Forget it. He pulled up in a red car. - Come on, jeff, you got your foot. 21 00:05:44,449 --> 00:05:48,442 A rabbit's foot is no protection against a red car. 22 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:50,884 A red car is bad luck and trouble. 23 00:05:51,049 --> 00:05:55,042 I gotta get some customers on this lot. I gotta have some fast cash. 24 00:05:55,209 --> 00:05:57,643 Yeah? For what? 25 00:06:00,049 --> 00:06:02,040 For this. 26 00:06:04,409 --> 00:06:07,242 Christ, first a red car, now this... 27 00:06:27,369 --> 00:06:32,602 this man, roy l. Fuchs, doesn't lie. This man gives you a special guarantee. 28 00:06:32,769 --> 00:06:35,841 I mean, beautiful! It's up to you, it's your decision. 29 00:06:36,009 --> 00:06:38,842 One who hesitates is lost. 30 00:06:39,009 --> 00:06:41,364 Where are you going, pal? Come on back here! 31 00:06:52,049 --> 00:06:53,960 Hi there! How you doing? 32 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:59,239 This your ten dollars? I saw it floatin' underneath the car. 33 00:06:59,409 --> 00:07:02,765 - Here you are. What's your name? - Stanley dewoski. 34 00:07:02,929 --> 00:07:05,363 What a coincidence! Rudy polanski. 35 00:07:05,529 --> 00:07:09,124 - I like that watch... great shoes! - Thanks. 36 00:07:09,289 --> 00:07:13,043 So, you want to buy this buick, huh? You got good taste. 37 00:07:13,209 --> 00:07:17,521 Nice to see somebody on this lot who knows a good car when he sees one. 38 00:07:17,689 --> 00:07:21,079 - So, we write it up? - Actually, i was just looking. 39 00:07:21,249 --> 00:07:27,040 Hey, terrific! Here you can look, browse, taste, smell, do anything you want. 40 00:07:27,209 --> 00:07:30,201 Nobody's gonna pressure anybody around here. 41 00:07:30,369 --> 00:07:33,122 I really think you ought to buy this buick. 42 00:07:33,289 --> 00:07:36,565 You ought to buy it right now. This buick is you. 43 00:07:36,729 --> 00:07:41,484 This is your car! Stanley dewoski is buick centurion convertible. 44 00:07:41,649 --> 00:07:45,244 You're thinking, "can i afford to buy a car like this?" 45 00:07:45,409 --> 00:07:48,082 You can't afford not to buy a car like this. 46 00:07:48,249 --> 00:07:53,243 When you add this whole thing up, you'll come out 10,000 dollars ahead. 47 00:07:53,409 --> 00:07:57,721 The prestige of owning a buick centurion can't be measured in dollars and cents. 48 00:07:57,889 --> 00:08:00,801 What the hell are you trying to tell me, sam? 49 00:08:00,969 --> 00:08:07,158 I've been trying to make sure that new freeway ramp ran through my brother's lot. 50 00:08:07,329 --> 00:08:12,562 According to this, the goddam ramp is coming right through the middle of my lot. 51 00:08:13,569 --> 00:08:15,639 What's with that pinhead mayor? 52 00:08:15,809 --> 00:08:20,644 He had no choice. It was the only way to prove there was no conflict of interest. 53 00:08:20,809 --> 00:08:22,367 That mayor don't know dick! 54 00:08:22,529 --> 00:08:27,125 You're the assistant deputy district attorney! Can't you fix it for me? 55 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:31,680 - I'm sorry, roy, it's too late. - Just like that, huh? 56 00:08:31,849 --> 00:08:35,159 This country's going to the dogs! 57 00:08:35,329 --> 00:08:39,607 It used to be when you bought a politician, that son of a bitch stayed bought. 58 00:08:40,609 --> 00:08:44,079 You're gonna love it, stan! Trust me! 59 00:08:45,849 --> 00:08:51,367 Shit! There goes a perfectly good bumper sticker... hey, luke. 60 00:08:51,529 --> 00:08:53,724 That's a nice pair of shoes. 61 00:08:53,889 --> 00:08:57,768 You baited him, didn't you? Skated him from across the street. 62 00:08:57,929 --> 00:09:02,207 I had to. I can't sell a car unless i get them on the lot. 63 00:09:02,369 --> 00:09:04,883 Now, rudy, listen to me, will ya? 64 00:09:05,049 --> 00:09:08,007 For the last time, will you listen to me, son? 65 00:09:08,169 --> 00:09:13,323 Suppose that he's an undercover agent for the consumer protection agency. 66 00:09:13,489 --> 00:09:18,040 We're still on probation for consumer fraud. We gotta watch our step. 67 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:23,329 My ravenous brother over there is just waiting to get his grimy hands on this lot. 68 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:28,398 I'm desperate, i gotta move some cars. I gotta make ten grand in six weeks. 69 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:31,845 Ten grand? Are you in some kind of trouble? 70 00:09:32,009 --> 00:09:34,887 No, no... take a look at this. 71 00:09:37,809 --> 00:09:40,607 There's an opening for state senate. 72 00:09:40,769 --> 00:09:45,684 The machine's looking for a fresh face, somebody with no axes to grind - 73 00:09:45,849 --> 00:09:50,365 - who wants to tell the people what they want to hear. They're looking for me! 74 00:09:50,529 --> 00:09:55,557 I talked to the party chairman last week. Sixty grand buys me the nomination. 75 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:59,358 Sixty grand, huh? That's all it takes nowadays? 76 00:09:59,529 --> 00:10:01,724 No, that's like a down payment. 77 00:10:01,889 --> 00:10:06,405 Once i'm in, i go fifty-fifty on all the graft i take in. Politics, luke! 78 00:10:06,569 --> 00:10:11,927 It's my chance to do something with my life. Go places, meet people... 79 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,557 maybe even meet some broad... 80 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:18,647 still looking, huh, rudy? 81 00:10:18,809 --> 00:10:23,837 I don't want to be stuck on this dusty lot for the rest of my life. 82 00:10:24,009 --> 00:10:29,083 I wanna make something out of myself, have people look up at me for a change. 83 00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:31,558 This is my once in a lifetime deal. 84 00:10:31,729 --> 00:10:35,005 I took out a second mortgage on my mobile home. 85 00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:40,084 I cashed in my insurance policies, sold my car and i'm still ten grand short. 86 00:10:40,249 --> 00:10:43,127 Toby, get me a phillip's screwdriver. 87 00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:49,808 Listen, i got some promotional ideas that'll flood this place with prospects. 88 00:10:49,969 --> 00:10:52,403 I found two electronics whizz-kids. 89 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:57,165 They know how to jam a football game and sneak in some commercials. 90 00:10:57,329 --> 00:11:00,526 Now, we get these strippers, big tits... 91 00:11:00,689 --> 00:11:04,079 you know, i think we'll put this baby on the line... 92 00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:09,084 i can't fool with this forever. Sixteen months is long enough. 93 00:11:10,329 --> 00:11:13,321 No, toby, i said a phillip's screwdriver. 94 00:11:13,489 --> 00:11:18,085 Luke, can i ask you something? Why are we giving these cars away? 95 00:11:18,249 --> 00:11:22,686 We're not giving them away. School district's paying me 1200 apiece. 96 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,727 I can get 3950 apiece for these cars. 97 00:11:25,929 --> 00:11:29,478 Those are the 1200 apiece cars. 98 00:11:29,649 --> 00:11:32,880 What? These? 99 00:11:33,049 --> 00:11:37,327 You are the craziest, most irresponsible operator i ever met. 100 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:42,279 And when you stand there and tell me that you want to be a politician... 101 00:11:42,449 --> 00:11:46,601 i know you're right. All right, i'll lend you the ten grand. 102 00:11:46,769 --> 00:11:48,407 No shit, luke? 103 00:11:48,569 --> 00:11:51,606 I wouldn't kid you about something like that. 104 00:11:51,769 --> 00:11:54,203 We'll go down to the bank in the morning. 105 00:11:54,369 --> 00:11:59,807 Only i don't want to jam any football games and i don't want any strippers. 106 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,961 Goddam, all right, luke! I love ya! 107 00:12:03,129 --> 00:12:04,960 I'm on my way! 108 00:12:05,129 --> 00:12:10,681 Ask not what your country's done for you, ask what you've just done for your country! 109 00:12:10,849 --> 00:12:14,046 Are you okay? Hey, are you all right, luke? 110 00:12:14,249 --> 00:12:17,321 I'm just not used to all that kind of excitement. 111 00:12:17,489 --> 00:12:21,607 Here... jesus, i'm sorry, luke. Here, take a pill. 112 00:12:24,049 --> 00:12:28,645 I'll be all right. You just promise me one thing. 113 00:12:28,809 --> 00:12:33,439 When you buy that election, become a big-shot politician... 114 00:12:33,609 --> 00:12:37,921 promise me you'll keep my brother from getting his hands on this lot. 115 00:12:38,089 --> 00:12:40,649 They know, don't they, sam? 116 00:12:40,809 --> 00:12:46,520 They know they're about to have the best freeway access in the state. 117 00:12:46,689 --> 00:12:50,523 Nobody knows, roy. It won't be announced for a few weeks yet. 118 00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:56,719 I suggest you torch this museum and buy out your brother with the insurance money. 119 00:12:56,889 --> 00:13:03,044 If i could buy him out, do you think i would try to have him put away? 120 00:13:03,209 --> 00:13:07,168 The only way i'm going to get that lot is to inherit it. 121 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:12,039 - I thought he had a daughter. - She ain't been heard of in years. 122 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:15,440 The son of a bitch has got a bad heart, you know. 123 00:13:15,609 --> 00:13:18,169 Don't be stupid, roy. 124 00:13:18,329 --> 00:13:23,119 - Just dreaming, sam, just dreaming. - Right... 125 00:13:33,409 --> 00:13:35,479 carmine! 126 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,482 Send in that new kid from the demolition derby. 127 00:13:38,649 --> 00:13:42,198 - Mickey? - Yeah, mickey. 128 00:13:55,849 --> 00:14:00,365 Now, let's examine that pinto, shall we? Look at that undercoating... 129 00:14:00,529 --> 00:14:03,726 - classic chassis, pal. - Thanks. 130 00:14:03,889 --> 00:14:10,124 Shall we examine the capacious interior of this luxury automobile? 131 00:14:13,249 --> 00:14:17,322 I got this guy right where i want him. Stay out of this... 132 00:14:17,529 --> 00:14:21,568 charlie, good to see you. I got the papers drawn up on that chrysler... 133 00:14:21,729 --> 00:14:25,517 - it's a chevy nova. - Hey, i'll be right with you. 134 00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:28,123 Clown. 135 00:14:32,889 --> 00:14:35,881 Excuse me, old man, you a salesman? 136 00:14:52,329 --> 00:14:54,320 Now that's a miracle. 137 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:58,287 God in heaven, that's a miracle. 138 00:14:58,449 --> 00:15:01,009 Excuse me, you a salesman here? 139 00:15:01,169 --> 00:15:06,641 You know, i'm not one for religion, but jesus, mary and joseph that is a miracle! 140 00:15:06,809 --> 00:15:12,167 That was my daughter calling me. Do you believe it? My own daughter. 141 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,399 I just want to buy a car. 142 00:15:14,569 --> 00:15:18,323 She took off about ten years ago, joined one of those communes. 143 00:15:18,489 --> 00:15:22,641 I ain't seen or heard from her. Didn't know if she was living or dead. 144 00:15:22,809 --> 00:15:28,566 And all of a sudden she calls, after ten years. Now that's a miracle. 145 00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:30,720 I know how you feel, old man. 146 00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:35,167 I had a dog once, ran away. Only she got hit by a truck. 147 00:15:35,329 --> 00:15:41,404 What's the story on this '57 chev here? 2400? Come on, you gotta be jacking me. 148 00:15:41,569 --> 00:15:46,438 Now, son, you're looking at one of the finest automobiles on this lot. 149 00:15:46,609 --> 00:15:50,158 I rebuilt that engine with my own two hands. 150 00:15:52,649 --> 00:15:54,765 Does it run? 151 00:15:54,929 --> 00:15:58,444 Does it run? Like a dream. 152 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:04,206 Well, old man, for 2400 it'd better run like a wet dream. 153 00:16:07,369 --> 00:16:10,645 Yeah... that's a miracle. 154 00:16:14,169 --> 00:16:17,764 Well, at least it starts, old man. 155 00:16:17,929 --> 00:16:20,124 After ten years... 156 00:16:21,129 --> 00:16:25,884 - you won't need that. - I like to feel safe. 157 00:16:26,049 --> 00:16:28,927 Easy now, easy. 158 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,922 Sounds good, old man! 159 00:16:37,409 --> 00:16:39,127 What the hell was that? 160 00:16:48,089 --> 00:16:53,368 You got a real oil pressure problem here, it's running real hot... real hot. 161 00:16:57,889 --> 00:17:01,643 Pills? What do you need those pills for, old man? 162 00:17:11,649 --> 00:17:14,117 Isn't this fun, old man? 163 00:17:18,049 --> 00:17:23,442 You ever played chicken? I love chicken... i love it. 164 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,649 You're a good sport, old man. I like you. 165 00:17:31,809 --> 00:17:35,882 What do you say we find out what this baby is constructed of? 166 00:17:39,569 --> 00:17:42,367 Come on, get over there, old man. 167 00:17:43,409 --> 00:17:44,762 Oh shit! 168 00:17:49,129 --> 00:17:52,326 What's the matter, old man? You homesick? 169 00:17:57,689 --> 00:17:59,884 I'll have you home in a minute. 170 00:18:03,569 --> 00:18:04,888 What the hell was that? 171 00:18:10,249 --> 00:18:15,164 2400, old man? Well, i'm gonna have to think about it. I got your card. 172 00:18:23,849 --> 00:18:27,689 - I broke my back getting you this deal. - Fifty bucks never killed anybody. 173 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,283 You're not going to find another deal like this in town. 174 00:18:30,449 --> 00:18:34,124 - Fifty bucks never killed anybody. - A deal's a deal. 175 00:18:34,289 --> 00:18:37,406 - Fifty bucks never... - okay, you got it, you win. 176 00:18:37,569 --> 00:18:41,528 I'll see what i can do. But i'm telling ya, my boss sees these figures, - 177 00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:44,840 - when he sees these, he's going to have a stroke. 178 00:18:45,009 --> 00:18:49,366 What's he trying to pull? Fifty bucks never killed anybody. 179 00:18:55,089 --> 00:19:00,243 Okay, it's a deal, it's a deal! I'll sign! I'll sign! 180 00:19:02,329 --> 00:19:05,127 I'm sorry! I shook on it! It's a deal! 181 00:19:05,289 --> 00:19:09,441 I never welsh on a deal and i really do want the car... 182 00:19:09,609 --> 00:19:11,122 luke, where are your pills? 183 00:19:11,289 --> 00:19:16,079 Jesus christ, you guys mean business! I signed it! Show it to him! 184 00:19:16,249 --> 00:19:19,161 Here's the down payment. Here, show it to him. 185 00:19:19,369 --> 00:19:22,645 Here's the money! Here, take it! 186 00:19:22,809 --> 00:19:26,245 Look... you guys are busy. We'll pick the car up tomorrow. 187 00:19:26,409 --> 00:19:30,004 Oh my god! Honey, let's get out of here! 188 00:20:27,249 --> 00:20:29,809 Jesus christ! 189 00:20:29,969 --> 00:20:33,598 Luke's dead. Calm down, we're being watched. 190 00:20:33,769 --> 00:20:38,479 - By who? - Who do you think? 191 00:20:54,329 --> 00:20:58,880 Sam? Roy... roy! Yeah, i know it's late. 192 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:03,440 First thing tomorrow, i want you to come over here and visit my brother with me. 193 00:21:03,609 --> 00:21:07,682 Well, i'm a little concerned about his health. 194 00:21:09,049 --> 00:21:12,564 And bring those probate papers with you. 195 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,447 Probate papers! 196 00:21:15,769 --> 00:21:17,646 He's gone. 197 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:22,007 Jim, help me prop him up, i don't want toby to see him like this. 198 00:21:22,169 --> 00:21:27,118 Jesus, mary and... i don't know, man. I think we're out of our minds here. 199 00:21:27,289 --> 00:21:31,521 I think we've got to call the cops. I mean, it's murder, for christ's sake! 200 00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:36,479 You know that and i know. But the cops are going to say it was a heart attack. 201 00:21:36,649 --> 00:21:41,962 He's got no family, no will, no nothing. That means his brother inherits this lot. 202 00:21:42,129 --> 00:21:46,884 I promised him i wasn't going to let that son of a bitch get his hands on this lot. 203 00:21:55,369 --> 00:21:57,758 - Easy! - Hey, don't worry about it! 204 00:21:57,929 --> 00:22:02,320 Look, i helped put it up, i ought to know how to take it down! 205 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,605 Okay, let it down easy. 206 00:22:11,209 --> 00:22:16,044 Hey, man, this shit gives me the creeps. He should be buried properly. 207 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:21,488 Nobody's gonna believe he drove his edsel to miami. Nobody goes to miami! 208 00:22:21,649 --> 00:22:26,200 Old people go to miami! Where do you want him to go? Aspen? 209 00:22:26,369 --> 00:22:30,965 - This crate won't go around the block! - This motherfucker runs! 210 00:22:31,129 --> 00:22:34,360 Please show a little respect for the dead! 211 00:22:44,969 --> 00:22:48,279 - You want to say something? - Me? No. 212 00:22:48,449 --> 00:22:51,441 - Jim? - About what? 213 00:22:51,609 --> 00:22:53,804 All right... 214 00:22:53,969 --> 00:22:59,566 luke fuchs, you're about to drive over the curb for the last time. 215 00:23:00,569 --> 00:23:05,438 He was a good man, an honest man, a trusted man. 216 00:23:05,609 --> 00:23:09,204 We can't carve your name on a granite tombstone, - 217 00:23:09,369 --> 00:23:12,486 - but we can keep it flying high above this lot. 218 00:23:12,649 --> 00:23:15,288 We can't put flowers on your grave, - 219 00:23:15,449 --> 00:23:21,285 - but we can hang the finest vinyl pennants and pinwheels that money can buy. 220 00:23:21,449 --> 00:23:27,319 You'll be surrounded by an inventory of the finest quality discount cars. 221 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:32,688 Ford, chrysler, general motors will be your headstone. 222 00:23:33,689 --> 00:23:38,683 High volume, high visibility will be your epitaph. 223 00:23:38,849 --> 00:23:40,999 Rest in peace, luke. 224 00:23:50,489 --> 00:23:53,083 Keep shovelling. 225 00:24:04,049 --> 00:24:08,008 Aren't you a little big to be playing in the fucking mud? 226 00:24:08,169 --> 00:24:11,127 - We're landscaping. - We had some flooding last night. 227 00:24:11,289 --> 00:24:13,757 So, what can i do you for? 228 00:24:13,929 --> 00:24:18,525 - I'd like to talk to my brother. - You're gonna have to talk kind of loud. 229 00:24:18,689 --> 00:24:22,602 - He went to miami late last night. - That's right, miami. 230 00:24:22,769 --> 00:24:27,604 - Miami? - Yeah, miami beach. 231 00:24:27,769 --> 00:24:31,045 - Florida. - I know where the fuck miami beach is. 232 00:24:31,209 --> 00:24:34,042 Some asshole fucked up one of his cars, - 233 00:24:34,209 --> 00:24:37,645 - so he decided he needed a little r and r. He's got a bad heart. 234 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:41,085 - I know all about his goddam heart. - I'm sure you do. 235 00:24:41,249 --> 00:24:44,321 - What airline did he fly? - Edsel. 236 00:24:46,409 --> 00:24:49,287 I couldn't believe it either, but that thing runs like new. 237 00:24:49,449 --> 00:24:51,565 That's bullshit, russo! 238 00:24:51,729 --> 00:24:54,243 He had a stroke. I saw him hit the floor. 239 00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:59,324 What? Last night? He slipped on some 90-weight. He's okay, believe me. 240 00:24:59,489 --> 00:25:02,720 He's lying, sam. The son of a bitch is lying! 241 00:25:02,889 --> 00:25:05,403 He thinks i'm lying, jim. 242 00:25:05,569 --> 00:25:10,962 Luke told me to have you arrested for trespassing. Do i have to call the cops? 243 00:25:11,129 --> 00:25:14,439 - Do we have to call the cops? - Are you a fucking parrot? 244 00:25:14,609 --> 00:25:19,160 - Come on, roy, let's go. - Suck-ass son of a bitch. 245 00:25:20,609 --> 00:25:23,328 Get the hell out of here! 246 00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:27,801 - See, we got nothing to worry about. - Are you out of your fucking mind? 247 00:25:27,969 --> 00:25:32,485 We've got a dead guy buried here and we're going on tv illegally tonight. 248 00:25:32,649 --> 00:25:34,560 We need customers. 249 00:25:34,729 --> 00:25:37,846 Sneaking a commercial into a football game is illegal! 250 00:25:38,009 --> 00:25:40,318 Freddie and eddie know what they're doing. 251 00:25:40,489 --> 00:25:44,448 What if the fcc wants to bust us for false advertising? 252 00:25:44,609 --> 00:25:48,887 We just work here. They'll have to talk to the boss. 253 00:25:53,569 --> 00:25:55,639 Coast is clear, freddie. 254 00:25:55,809 --> 00:25:58,369 All right... and out. 255 00:26:11,889 --> 00:26:13,481 Freddie, come here. 256 00:26:13,649 --> 00:26:17,358 Are we gonna be able to film under these blue lights? 257 00:26:17,529 --> 00:26:20,407 We're not going to film under the blue lights. 258 00:26:20,569 --> 00:26:25,723 That's why i've got the sun guns mounted on the van. Trust me, will ya? 259 00:26:25,889 --> 00:26:28,608 - Rehearsal! - We just sell this purple olds. 260 00:26:36,849 --> 00:26:40,762 Margaret, this is where you show us how you're gonna sit. 261 00:26:40,929 --> 00:26:43,887 A little thigh to keep their attention... 262 00:26:44,049 --> 00:26:48,406 and then i'll say, "okay, margaret, why don't you tell us about this one?" 263 00:26:48,569 --> 00:26:54,644 This '76 delta 88 is really equipped with white walls, radio and heater. 264 00:26:54,809 --> 00:26:56,800 For only $695. 265 00:26:56,969 --> 00:27:01,121 Maroon car, my ass. This motherfucker is red... 266 00:27:01,289 --> 00:27:04,998 then i'm going to say, "and be sure to check out those high beams." 267 00:27:05,169 --> 00:27:09,128 I make a little titjoke. I'm sorry this is so sexist... 268 00:27:09,289 --> 00:27:12,725 - nice maroon car, ain't it? - Yeah, purple... 269 00:27:17,249 --> 00:27:23,040 - did you remember the sunglasses? - I got something better. It's perfect... 270 00:27:24,049 --> 00:27:27,803 idiot! You trying to murder me? Trying to assault my person? 271 00:27:27,969 --> 00:27:31,041 This is perfect. They're disguises. 272 00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:35,600 - What the hell is this? - You're lucky, i only have three left. 273 00:27:37,129 --> 00:27:40,758 Here we go. Do me a favour and just put 'em on. 274 00:27:40,929 --> 00:27:45,605 Rudy, come on! I'm not doing a commercial wearing these. 275 00:27:45,769 --> 00:27:51,321 - Sweetheart, you'll look great. - We'll look like assholes! 276 00:27:51,489 --> 00:27:55,323 - Stand by! - Jeff, put 'em on. I'm serious. 277 00:27:55,489 --> 00:27:57,559 - No! - Stand by! 278 00:27:57,729 --> 00:28:00,801 - Ready when you are, freddie. - He's got it at the forty. 279 00:28:00,969 --> 00:28:03,199 - Put 'em on, jeff! - No, forget it! 280 00:28:03,369 --> 00:28:06,679 - He's past the midfield stripe! - No way! 281 00:28:06,849 --> 00:28:08,805 He's on the thirty! 282 00:28:08,969 --> 00:28:10,960 - Put 'em on! - It's out of the question. 283 00:28:11,129 --> 00:28:13,484 - He's on the twenty. - No! 284 00:28:13,649 --> 00:28:15,128 - Put 'em on! - No, no, no! 285 00:28:15,289 --> 00:28:17,086 - And eddie... - what? 286 00:28:17,249 --> 00:28:20,400 - Take it! - Okay, freddie. 287 00:28:22,929 --> 00:28:24,442 My god, it's a red car. 288 00:28:28,449 --> 00:28:35,525 That's a stupid place for a commercial. I don't believe it! Did you see that? 289 00:28:35,689 --> 00:28:39,204 Let's look at one of these beautiful models, shall we? 290 00:28:41,489 --> 00:28:44,879 - What the fuck is this, rudy? - What did he say? 291 00:28:45,049 --> 00:28:48,928 You know he just said "fuck"? That's an fcc violation. 292 00:28:49,089 --> 00:28:51,967 A red chariot to take my ass straight to hell! 293 00:28:52,129 --> 00:28:53,847 Margaret! Get out there! 294 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:02,202 Holy jesus! She's caught on the hood ornament. 295 00:29:02,369 --> 00:29:04,280 Stupid bitch! I hate women! 296 00:29:06,449 --> 00:29:08,679 Rudy, look! It's a red car! 297 00:29:08,849 --> 00:29:12,683 Well, folks, these people are obviously hysterical - 298 00:29:12,849 --> 00:29:16,683 - over the fabulous deals we have here at new deal used cars. 299 00:29:16,849 --> 00:29:21,559 We've got over ten jillion cars down here. Every one a best deal like that. 300 00:29:21,729 --> 00:29:25,085 - Let's take a look under the hood. - What?! 301 00:29:34,329 --> 00:29:37,526 - Hey, look, bare tits! - That's disgusting! 302 00:29:37,689 --> 00:29:40,123 I don't want my children to see that! 303 00:29:40,289 --> 00:29:44,407 All those years at film school paid off. 304 00:29:51,329 --> 00:29:54,366 Holy jesus palomino! 305 00:29:54,529 --> 00:29:57,521 Seduce the camera... 306 00:29:57,689 --> 00:29:59,884 come on down to new deal used cars... 307 00:30:01,649 --> 00:30:05,039 come on down and leave it to us. 308 00:30:11,809 --> 00:30:16,758 Front page advertising and it's free. Can you believe it? 309 00:30:16,929 --> 00:30:23,004 - This is it, guys, it's time. - I never sold no damn cars before. 310 00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:27,367 Just get 'em in that car. Nothing sells a car better than the car itself. 311 00:30:27,529 --> 00:30:32,683 You gotta get their friendship, their trust, then get their money. Ready, jeff? 312 00:30:32,849 --> 00:30:35,568 Jim? Toby? You ready? 313 00:30:39,049 --> 00:30:41,040 Okay, guys... 314 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:44,040 let's go! 315 00:30:48,169 --> 00:30:50,125 Morning! 316 00:30:50,289 --> 00:30:54,043 - Hi, there, mr and mrs...? - O'hara. 317 00:30:54,209 --> 00:30:57,884 Rudy o'brian, how are ya? I've got this '74... 318 00:30:58,049 --> 00:31:00,688 - hi there, mr and mrs...? - Lopez, se�or. 319 00:31:00,849 --> 00:31:05,525 Rudy garcia. '68 chevy... take a look at it, i'll be right back. 320 00:31:05,689 --> 00:31:07,884 - Hi there, mr and mrs...? - Jackson. 321 00:31:08,049 --> 00:31:12,759 Hey, rudy washington carver. You checking out this cadillac... 322 00:31:12,929 --> 00:31:18,208 look at that, mrs ingallheart, the interior matches the colour of your eyes. 323 00:31:18,369 --> 00:31:21,918 I just noticed something else. Mrs lopez, do you realise - 324 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:26,765 - that your hair matches the colour of these tyres? 325 00:31:26,929 --> 00:31:31,161 - Let me get the door for you. - That's all right, i'm just looking. 326 00:31:31,329 --> 00:31:36,119 - Yeah, well, i want you to look inside. - No, i don't want to get inside. 327 00:31:36,289 --> 00:31:40,567 - It's comfy, roomy, a lot of leg room. - I've just been looking around. 328 00:31:40,729 --> 00:31:42,640 These aren't the cars i bought. 329 00:31:42,809 --> 00:31:46,040 These are the cars your students will be able to afford. 330 00:31:46,209 --> 00:31:49,281 They should be learning to drive in these cars. 331 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:52,486 - But the school board... - they'll thank you. 332 00:31:52,649 --> 00:31:56,722 Now, i'm the kind of guy that believes that a man with your insight - 333 00:31:56,929 --> 00:32:02,765 - should be fairly compensated for such high thinking, don't you agree? 334 00:32:03,769 --> 00:32:05,839 Do you have a car in mind for me? 335 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:10,366 - I want you to look inside. - I don't want to look inside! 336 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:14,761 Just get in the motherfucking car! Get in there! 337 00:32:16,569 --> 00:32:20,357 Boys! Out of the car! Now! 338 00:32:22,369 --> 00:32:27,921 - Well, you like animals, don't you? - Yeah, i got three dogs of my own. 339 00:32:28,089 --> 00:32:32,924 Then you understand when i say that not only do i think this is the car for you, - 340 00:32:33,089 --> 00:32:37,480 - but toby thinks this is the car for you, don't you, toby? 341 00:32:37,649 --> 00:32:40,686 There you see, isn't that cute? 342 00:32:43,489 --> 00:32:48,279 So, al, the least we can do is take the car for a test drive. 343 00:32:49,809 --> 00:32:53,324 Toby wants to go for a test drive, don't you, toby? 344 00:32:54,649 --> 00:32:59,598 - Test drive with toby, how about it, al? - All right. 345 00:33:01,249 --> 00:33:06,039 Okay, everybody in the car! In the car, kids! 346 00:33:06,209 --> 00:33:10,407 Everybody in the car, test drive with toby... 347 00:33:10,569 --> 00:33:15,324 we're going for a test drive with toby, that's right... 348 00:33:22,849 --> 00:33:27,843 so, al, listen, this baby's got a big engine... 349 00:33:28,009 --> 00:33:31,081 a lot of power, big v8. 350 00:33:31,249 --> 00:33:36,277 I want you to feel that pickup. So just go right ahead and punch it. 351 00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:38,599 Punch it? 352 00:33:41,489 --> 00:33:42,717 Stop! 353 00:33:48,569 --> 00:33:50,082 Oh my god! 354 00:33:57,209 --> 00:34:02,966 You killed my dog, mister. You killed my dog! 355 00:34:03,129 --> 00:34:05,597 I'm sorry... 356 00:34:05,769 --> 00:34:11,207 all he wanted was for you to be happy in this car... and now he's dead. 357 00:34:11,369 --> 00:34:14,600 How was i supposed to know...? 358 00:34:14,769 --> 00:34:19,763 - We raised it from a puppy... - how could you? 359 00:34:21,689 --> 00:34:26,683 Look, mister, i know i can't bring your dog back... 360 00:34:31,089 --> 00:34:35,048 but... how about if i buy the car? 361 00:34:46,529 --> 00:34:52,718 Nail 'em for false advertising. They said they had 10 million cars. 362 00:34:52,889 --> 00:34:55,801 They said they had ten jillion cars. 363 00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:59,678 Even if they said ten million, i've got to prosecute the owner. 364 00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:02,841 He's off on a fishing expedition in florida. 365 00:35:03,009 --> 00:35:07,958 Fishing expedition, my ass! He's sitting at the bottom of a lake someplace. 366 00:35:08,129 --> 00:35:10,518 You've got no proof. 367 00:35:10,689 --> 00:35:14,284 What do i need proof for? I'm roy l. Fuchs, goddammit! 368 00:35:14,449 --> 00:35:18,044 If you won't help me put them out of business, i'll do it by myself. 369 00:35:18,209 --> 00:35:22,885 By using the greatest tool this country ever developed: Free enterprise. 370 00:35:23,049 --> 00:35:25,768 The american way! 371 00:35:25,929 --> 00:35:32,687 This is the best goddam gimmick i've come up with so far, this circus idea... 372 00:35:32,849 --> 00:35:37,206 come on in, ride the camel, feed the helium and drive out a car. 373 00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:41,362 Come on in, join the circus! 374 00:35:44,129 --> 00:35:47,439 Look at them over there. Not a customer on the lot. 375 00:35:47,609 --> 00:35:52,808 That commercial was a fluke. They're practically out of business. 376 00:35:52,969 --> 00:35:58,521 Yeah, that's what the people want: Old-fashioned, homespun entertainment. 377 00:35:58,689 --> 00:36:02,318 That's what roy l. Fuchs stands for too. 378 00:36:02,489 --> 00:36:05,799 I just hope that goddam camel don't shit all over the lot. 379 00:36:39,009 --> 00:36:43,685 Folks! Here at new deal used cars we are stripping away inflation! 380 00:36:43,849 --> 00:36:46,204 We're taking off those high prices! 381 00:36:46,369 --> 00:36:50,203 We're getting down to the bare minimums, so come on over - 382 00:36:50,369 --> 00:36:57,400 - and check out the front ends of these beauties and inspect the rear ends too! 383 00:37:24,049 --> 00:37:25,323 Scum... 384 00:37:39,609 --> 00:37:44,842 all you have to do is sign your name right here... 385 00:37:45,009 --> 00:37:48,888 over there we have a group of immoral charlatans. 386 00:37:49,049 --> 00:37:52,439 They will stoop to the lowest... oh shit, cut it! What? 387 00:37:52,609 --> 00:37:56,204 - You can't say that on tv. - I can say any goddam thing i want. 388 00:37:56,369 --> 00:37:59,918 - This is the american way. - It's slander, they can sue you. 389 00:38:00,089 --> 00:38:04,765 Only the owner could sue me and he has to be alive. Now get out of here. 390 00:39:12,169 --> 00:39:17,118 Hey, rudy, it's old lorette here. I was out buying some peroxide today- 391 00:39:17,289 --> 00:39:22,807 - and there was this clerk who looks just like you and it got me thinking... 392 00:39:25,769 --> 00:39:27,646 hi, rudy, this is nadine. 393 00:39:27,809 --> 00:39:33,486 If you don't have a date, i bought this new barry manilow record today... 394 00:39:37,489 --> 00:39:41,164 it's mary lou bainbridge, if you throw out my number again... 395 00:39:42,169 --> 00:39:47,926 rudy, it's jeff. Watch the channel 12 movie tonight, we're in big trouble. 396 00:39:52,929 --> 00:39:58,606 ...a menace that should be brought to the attention of every decent citizen. 397 00:39:58,769 --> 00:40:02,921 Behind me is the automobile business at its absolute worst. 398 00:40:03,089 --> 00:40:08,117 A group of immoral charlatans, masquerading as businessmen. 399 00:40:08,289 --> 00:40:13,044 They will stoop to the lowest, most vulgar, vile and disgusting ploys - 400 00:40:13,209 --> 00:40:16,645 - to deceive the honest, hard-working citizen. 401 00:40:16,809 --> 00:40:20,085 They are the lowest form of scum on the face of the earth... 402 00:40:20,249 --> 00:40:23,002 son of a bitch! 403 00:40:23,169 --> 00:40:26,639 This is roy l. Fuchs, pre-owned automobiles. 404 00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:31,125 Just a second, pal! 405 00:40:31,289 --> 00:40:33,484 Jam the presidential address? 406 00:40:33,649 --> 00:40:37,039 I hate to break this to you, but you're out of your friggin' mind. 407 00:40:37,209 --> 00:40:39,484 You've gone right over the edge... 408 00:40:39,649 --> 00:40:43,722 national television, we'll be on all three networks at the same time. 409 00:40:43,889 --> 00:40:46,198 - How's that even done? - Freddie? 410 00:40:46,369 --> 00:40:49,042 - Microwaves. - Great, little ovens... 411 00:40:49,209 --> 00:40:54,488 it's simple. You take the microwaves and you bounce 'em off a comsat. 412 00:40:54,649 --> 00:40:57,004 A communication satellite. 413 00:40:57,169 --> 00:41:00,366 We bounce the microwave off the comsat to eddie - 414 00:41:00,529 --> 00:41:04,761 - on the roof of the phone company in washington dc. 415 00:41:04,929 --> 00:41:10,322 We intercept carter's transmission and jam it with our own. 416 00:41:10,489 --> 00:41:14,801 - Is this a great idea? - When is this presidential address? 417 00:41:14,969 --> 00:41:16,800 Tomorrow night, nine o'clock. 418 00:41:16,969 --> 00:41:22,202 We should break in around 9.03, before the audience gets too bored. 419 00:41:22,369 --> 00:41:24,246 Jesus, guys, i don't know. 420 00:41:24,409 --> 00:41:28,288 My horoscope says, "trouble brewing on the horizon." 421 00:41:28,449 --> 00:41:32,681 And, i mean, we're fucking with the president of the united states! 422 00:41:32,849 --> 00:41:34,805 He fucks with us, doesn't he? 423 00:41:34,969 --> 00:41:37,403 You've seen how shitty business is today. 424 00:41:37,569 --> 00:41:43,758 Thanks to fuchs, we had nuns protesting outside when i got here. 425 00:41:43,929 --> 00:41:49,401 - Jim had to turn the fire hose on them. - I knocked them right on their ass too! 426 00:41:49,569 --> 00:41:54,927 I'm still five grand short. We've got to fight fire with fire. 427 00:41:55,089 --> 00:41:58,923 You'll be fighting fire with enhanced radiation weaponry. 428 00:41:59,089 --> 00:42:02,047 You guys are sure you can pull this off, right? 429 00:42:02,209 --> 00:42:04,803 Are we sure we can pull this off? 430 00:42:04,969 --> 00:42:08,803 If i can build and install a pacemaker in this man's chest, - 431 00:42:08,969 --> 00:42:12,598 - i can damn well bounce a microwave off a satellite! 432 00:42:12,769 --> 00:42:16,318 Jesus, look at this thing! Look at this... 433 00:42:16,489 --> 00:42:18,844 only twelve ninety-five. 434 00:42:19,009 --> 00:42:21,398 Don't you have some equipment to hook up? 435 00:42:21,569 --> 00:42:25,847 Oh shit! Radio shack closes in half an hour. Let's go! 436 00:42:26,009 --> 00:42:29,046 - How do you change the batteries? - It's rechargeable. 437 00:42:29,209 --> 00:42:33,885 Guys! Back door, it's still light outside. See you tomorrow night. 438 00:42:34,049 --> 00:42:37,928 - Remember: We cut in at exactly 9.03. - Post meridian. 439 00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:40,728 - What? - Never mind. 440 00:42:40,889 --> 00:42:43,528 Okay, freddie, 9.03. 441 00:42:50,449 --> 00:42:53,566 - What are you guys doing? - Will you get down! 442 00:42:53,729 --> 00:42:56,482 - What? - Do you see that woman out there? 443 00:42:58,769 --> 00:43:02,079 She's trouble. She pulled up in that red toyota. 444 00:43:02,249 --> 00:43:07,084 I'm not kidding! I think she's from the consumer protection agency. 445 00:43:07,249 --> 00:43:10,844 You see the way she's looking at that blue chevy? She knows it's a taxi. 446 00:43:11,009 --> 00:43:12,727 You're paranoid. 447 00:43:12,889 --> 00:43:16,359 I bet you the first thing she asks is, "where's the owner?" 448 00:43:16,529 --> 00:43:22,047 Girls who look that great don't work for the consumer protection agency. 449 00:43:22,209 --> 00:43:25,918 Just don't let the little head do the thinking for the big head. 450 00:43:26,089 --> 00:43:29,001 - Trust me. - I do. 451 00:43:29,169 --> 00:43:32,764 Congratulations! This is our giveaway week. 452 00:43:32,929 --> 00:43:36,285 Since you're our one hundredth customer, you win. 453 00:43:36,449 --> 00:43:41,807 You just won a candlelight dinner for two, but i can see there's only one of you. 454 00:43:42,049 --> 00:43:46,964 So i'll throw myself in with the deal. How does that sound? 455 00:43:52,409 --> 00:43:56,243 Listen, can you tell me where i might find the owner? 456 00:43:59,289 --> 00:44:03,567 Well... yeah... 457 00:44:03,729 --> 00:44:07,005 great, because, you see, i was just trying to... 458 00:44:07,169 --> 00:44:11,765 let me tell you about this car. I can give you an unbelievably low price. 459 00:44:11,929 --> 00:44:15,683 I would certainly hope so. Look at the finish. 460 00:44:15,849 --> 00:44:19,603 - Is something wrong with the finish? - Yeah, i see primer. 461 00:44:19,769 --> 00:44:21,885 Where? 462 00:44:22,049 --> 00:44:26,122 I see yellow primer here, i see it here, i see it here... 463 00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:31,602 she's baiting him. She's knows it's a taxi, rudy! 464 00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:35,125 She's from the consumer protection agency. 465 00:44:35,289 --> 00:44:40,124 I'm not with any consumer protection agency. I used to be, but i'm not now. 466 00:44:40,289 --> 00:44:44,521 - Better business bureau? Nader's raiders? - Trust me. 467 00:44:46,609 --> 00:44:51,729 As in, "trust me"? So, look, about dinner... 468 00:44:51,889 --> 00:44:56,007 - listen, is luke in his office? - No. What do you feel like eating? 469 00:44:56,169 --> 00:44:59,479 - Do you expect him back shortly? - No, he's out of town... 470 00:44:59,649 --> 00:45:04,484 - he's out of town? On business? - Pleasure. He's in miami beach. 471 00:45:04,649 --> 00:45:08,085 - Miami? - Miami beach. 472 00:45:08,249 --> 00:45:11,400 I've been to miami beach. It's not that bad. 473 00:45:11,569 --> 00:45:14,083 I was supposed to meet my father here. 474 00:45:14,249 --> 00:45:17,446 We'll find him, what kind of car does he drive? 475 00:45:17,609 --> 00:45:21,318 He used to have a green and white edsel. 476 00:45:23,209 --> 00:45:26,884 Who do you think this is? That's her. 477 00:45:29,169 --> 00:45:31,524 No resemblance. 478 00:45:31,689 --> 00:45:35,568 I've been selling cars long enough to know when somebody's telling the truth. 479 00:45:35,729 --> 00:45:39,517 That is luke's daughter. Do we have any health food restaurants in this town? 480 00:45:39,689 --> 00:45:43,204 If that's luke's daughter, we've got to get rid of her. 481 00:45:43,369 --> 00:45:47,044 What if she figures out what's going on? What if she sees our commercial? 482 00:45:47,209 --> 00:45:50,519 Why not just throw her in the hole with her old man? 483 00:45:50,689 --> 00:45:53,681 When i take her out to dinner, i'll get her drunk. 484 00:45:53,849 --> 00:45:57,808 I'll tell her the reason that luke went to florida was... 485 00:45:57,969 --> 00:46:01,006 best salad bar in town: Airport lanes! 486 00:46:02,049 --> 00:46:04,040 Oh, stop it... 487 00:46:04,209 --> 00:46:08,122 and he says, "don't ask me, i'm just a farmer." 488 00:46:11,369 --> 00:46:15,647 That is the most disgusting joke i've ever heard. 489 00:46:20,369 --> 00:46:23,486 - Listen, i wanted to ask you something. - What? 490 00:46:23,649 --> 00:46:27,562 How did you know that i used to work for the consumer protection agency? 491 00:46:27,729 --> 00:46:32,678 The thing with the taxi? Why didn't you tell me it was yellow primer? 492 00:46:32,849 --> 00:46:37,161 I knew you were baiting me, so i told you a bigger bunch of bullshit. 493 00:46:37,329 --> 00:46:41,686 At least you're very honest about your dishonesty and i admire that. 494 00:46:41,849 --> 00:46:44,647 I really do. 495 00:46:52,049 --> 00:46:55,837 Look, barbara, about luke... i got to tell you something... 496 00:46:56,009 --> 00:47:00,958 - luke left for florida the night i called. - That's not the reason he left. 497 00:47:01,129 --> 00:47:07,728 I think it would be better for me and for everybody concerned if i just leave. 498 00:47:07,889 --> 00:47:12,167 I was thinking of heading up to oregon or something like that. 499 00:47:14,049 --> 00:47:18,645 Thank you very much for taking care of me. It was very considerate. 500 00:47:18,809 --> 00:47:25,760 I really had a good time. Maybe we'll do it again sometime. 501 00:47:27,089 --> 00:47:31,048 Thanks a lot. Goodbye... thanks. 502 00:47:36,849 --> 00:47:39,807 Barbara... wait a minute. 503 00:47:42,289 --> 00:47:46,885 Look, i know that sometimes i can come off as - 504 00:47:47,049 --> 00:47:51,406 - kind of insincere, but... 505 00:47:52,849 --> 00:47:56,444 i want you to know that i really like you. 506 00:47:56,609 --> 00:48:02,639 I haven't had this much fun with a girl ever... in my life, so... 507 00:48:02,809 --> 00:48:09,078 once you and luke get your problems worked out, come by and look me up. 508 00:48:30,929 --> 00:48:35,161 I've been thinking about what you've been saying about luke... 509 00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:39,880 i'm passing judgement on a man i haven't even seen in ten years. 510 00:48:40,049 --> 00:48:42,722 I have to give him the benefit of the doubt. 511 00:48:42,889 --> 00:48:45,961 So i've decided to stick around for a few days. 512 00:48:46,129 --> 00:48:49,724 So, see you tomorrow, okay? Goodnight. 513 00:48:55,809 --> 00:48:58,721 - She's staying? - Yeah, she's staying. 514 00:48:58,889 --> 00:49:02,006 I told her luke would call. What else could i do? 515 00:49:02,169 --> 00:49:03,727 What the fuck is that? 516 00:49:03,889 --> 00:49:07,404 If she sees our commercial, she's going to be suspicious. 517 00:49:07,569 --> 00:49:11,403 We're going to have a billion people on the lot tomorrow. 518 00:49:11,569 --> 00:49:14,845 I've been up all night, trying to figure this out. 519 00:49:15,009 --> 00:49:18,479 There's only one thing we can do: Cancel the commercial. 520 00:49:18,649 --> 00:49:21,641 Guys, i've got the solution to our problem. 521 00:49:21,809 --> 00:49:25,085 Courtesy of the beautiful daphne. What i have here - 522 00:49:25,249 --> 00:49:28,002 - is a one-way train ticket to miami. 523 00:49:28,169 --> 00:49:30,683 You take it out there and give it to barbara. 524 00:49:30,849 --> 00:49:34,364 Tell her luke called and wants her to come straight down. 525 00:49:34,529 --> 00:49:41,162 Jim and i will do the commercial, you get her on the train at midnight. 526 00:49:41,329 --> 00:49:43,843 I feel horseshit enough as it is. 527 00:49:44,009 --> 00:49:46,967 I took her to a bowling alley, for christ's sake! 528 00:49:47,129 --> 00:49:49,165 I can't do this to her. 529 00:49:51,169 --> 00:49:53,683 What would a senator do, huh? 530 00:50:12,689 --> 00:50:15,601 Don't you like your salad? 531 00:50:19,489 --> 00:50:23,084 Where are you? You're certainly not here. 532 00:50:26,089 --> 00:50:32,688 I was thinking how much easier everything would have been if you'd come last week. 533 00:50:32,849 --> 00:50:35,682 I don't understand. Why? 534 00:50:43,129 --> 00:50:45,518 There's something i got to tell you. 535 00:50:45,689 --> 00:50:48,601 I don't know if this is the right time, but... 536 00:50:48,769 --> 00:50:52,045 the truth of this whole thing is that luke... 537 00:50:52,249 --> 00:50:55,241 sir? I believe you dropped this. 538 00:50:55,409 --> 00:50:57,525 Thanks. 539 00:50:57,689 --> 00:50:59,805 Wait a minute. 540 00:50:59,969 --> 00:51:02,403 Rudy, this is a ticket to miami. 541 00:51:02,569 --> 00:51:06,687 - I was going to wait till after dessert. - You talked to luke last night? 542 00:51:06,849 --> 00:51:09,363 Well, no... 543 00:51:09,529 --> 00:51:13,363 i tried to get a hold of him, but he's still on that fishing charter and... 544 00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:19,718 - i just decided to take it on myself. - That's the most considerate thing. 545 00:51:19,889 --> 00:51:23,359 - But i can't go. - What? 546 00:51:23,529 --> 00:51:29,445 I don't want to force myself on him, i just want to wait till he comes back. 547 00:51:29,609 --> 00:51:35,002 And, besides, i'm having a wonderful time. You're really great company. 548 00:52:01,609 --> 00:52:02,803 Perfect. 549 00:52:22,489 --> 00:52:27,404 Okay, okay... freddie? We got to go, jim's ready. 550 00:52:27,569 --> 00:52:30,561 The president isn't ready and he's a bit more important. 551 00:52:30,729 --> 00:52:33,721 - We got to go! - Why are you so nervous? 552 00:52:33,889 --> 00:52:37,677 I'm not nervous! I'm so full of valium, i rattle when i walk! 553 00:52:37,849 --> 00:52:41,728 All right, fine... could i offer you a sleeping pill? 554 00:52:52,969 --> 00:52:56,405 - Listen, if i take any more shit... - aha! There we are. 555 00:52:56,569 --> 00:52:59,800 - What the hell is this? - This is a test pattern. 556 00:52:59,969 --> 00:53:04,918 Okay, i'm receiving your test pattern, you're looking real good. 557 00:53:05,089 --> 00:53:08,206 Carter goes on in 28 seconds. 558 00:53:08,369 --> 00:53:13,159 The programme originally scheduled will not be seen in order that... 559 00:53:13,329 --> 00:53:16,048 i didn't know president carter was going to be on tv. 560 00:53:16,209 --> 00:53:19,758 Do you mind turning that thing off? I'm trying to eat. 561 00:53:19,929 --> 00:53:23,160 Have a little respect. This happens to be the president. 562 00:53:23,329 --> 00:53:26,878 Respect, my ass, food giant! I'm paying 20 bucks for this meal. 563 00:53:27,049 --> 00:53:30,280 Well, how would you like that tv stuck up your ass? 564 00:53:30,449 --> 00:53:33,486 Fellas, it's not worth all this trouble. 565 00:53:36,889 --> 00:53:39,164 - I gotta get some air. - Are you all right? 566 00:53:39,329 --> 00:53:43,368 - I gotta get some fresh air. - Are you going to be okay? 567 00:53:48,329 --> 00:53:51,127 Are you all right? 568 00:53:52,969 --> 00:53:56,325 Good, just come over here and sit down for a second. 569 00:54:06,889 --> 00:54:10,677 Inflation is obviously a serious problem. 570 00:54:14,649 --> 00:54:16,082 What is the solution? 571 00:54:19,249 --> 00:54:21,638 You want the solution to inflation? 572 00:54:21,809 --> 00:54:26,519 Marshall lucky here, where we're battling inflation not only- 573 00:54:26,689 --> 00:54:29,408 - by fighting high prices, - 574 00:54:29,569 --> 00:54:32,845 - but by blowing the living shit out of high prices! 575 00:54:33,009 --> 00:54:38,925 You heard me right! Here's an example: 1973 cadillac coup deville for $6299. 576 00:54:39,089 --> 00:54:41,444 That price is too high. 577 00:54:48,969 --> 00:54:54,282 Yessir! Here's another one: A lincoln continental mark 4, 1973, - 578 00:54:54,489 --> 00:54:57,879 - it's loaded, it's got airconditioning, it's got a stereo, - 579 00:54:58,049 --> 00:55:01,837 - it's got power steering, power breaks, power seats, power windows - 580 00:55:02,009 --> 00:55:04,842 - and a price that isjust too high! 581 00:55:10,649 --> 00:55:13,959 Now, remember, friends... 582 00:55:14,129 --> 00:55:17,883 look out, marshall lucky, it's high prices! 583 00:55:18,049 --> 00:55:21,166 Take this, you dirty, old high prices! 584 00:55:23,969 --> 00:55:25,960 You got me, marshall! 585 00:55:26,129 --> 00:55:27,687 Jesus christ... 586 00:55:30,449 --> 00:55:35,807 yessir, so remember, friends, that's new deal used cars. 587 00:55:35,969 --> 00:55:38,403 Now wait just a goddam minute! What the hell is this? 588 00:55:38,569 --> 00:55:43,438 Is this a 1977 mercedes 450 sl for 24000 dollars? 589 00:55:43,609 --> 00:55:46,806 That's too fuckin' high! 590 00:55:51,569 --> 00:55:54,402 You son of a bitch! 591 00:55:54,569 --> 00:55:57,766 We blew the shit out of that overpriced motherfucker- 592 00:55:57,929 --> 00:56:02,878 - just the way we blow the shit out of all high prices at new deal used cars. 593 00:56:03,049 --> 00:56:05,119 So you all come on down! 594 00:56:05,289 --> 00:56:08,281 New deal used cars. So you all come on down! 595 00:56:08,449 --> 00:56:10,485 Did you hear what i said? 596 00:56:10,649 --> 00:56:14,198 I have heard you with unmistakable clarity. 597 00:56:14,369 --> 00:56:16,803 You son of a bitch! 598 00:56:21,809 --> 00:56:25,006 - Let's go! - Move this motherfucker! 599 00:56:25,969 --> 00:56:28,688 ...a free economy cannot cope with inflation. 600 00:56:28,849 --> 00:56:32,125 If we've lost our ability to act as a nation, rather than - 601 00:56:32,289 --> 00:56:34,723 - as a collection of special interests... 602 00:56:34,889 --> 00:56:38,768 and i reply, "what kind of people do they think we are?" 603 00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:41,045 You want to give me that again? 604 00:56:41,209 --> 00:56:45,839 As i say, i heard this large explosion, i couldn't tell what was going on. 605 00:56:46,009 --> 00:56:50,719 I saw the car over there in flames and all these strange little characters - 606 00:56:50,889 --> 00:56:56,088 - with towels on their heads, yelling, "ayatollah, ayatollah!" 607 00:56:56,249 --> 00:57:01,369 Then they all got in a car and drove away. I guess it was iranian students, - 608 00:57:01,529 --> 00:57:05,408 - out to discredit the american way of life. 609 00:57:05,569 --> 00:57:08,447 I can't imagine who else would do such a thing. 610 00:57:08,609 --> 00:57:10,600 Let's go. 611 00:57:12,409 --> 00:57:15,879 Sure hope you nail 'em. Happy motoring. 612 00:57:24,049 --> 00:57:28,998 Hey, jim, did those fbi guys... were they... jim? 613 00:57:31,369 --> 00:57:34,600 Combat fatigue... shit. 614 00:58:12,649 --> 00:58:15,721 I'll teach you to wreck my cars, you son of a bitch! 615 00:58:30,609 --> 00:58:32,884 Okay, now, you asked for it now. 616 00:58:47,729 --> 00:58:49,959 Get off my back, you lunatic! 617 00:59:12,209 --> 00:59:15,042 All right, now i'm gonna have to hurt you. 618 00:59:23,609 --> 00:59:25,804 Where's my brother? 619 00:59:30,729 --> 00:59:33,960 Where are you hiding my brother, you... 620 00:59:45,169 --> 00:59:49,287 the pit... they filled in the pit! 621 01:00:13,529 --> 01:00:16,123 I knew it! 622 01:00:20,409 --> 01:00:23,162 Get off! 623 01:00:23,329 --> 01:00:25,365 Dumb dog! 624 01:00:31,729 --> 01:00:33,560 Get away! 625 01:00:35,409 --> 01:00:37,206 Get off! 626 01:00:37,369 --> 01:00:39,360 Get away, you dumb dog! 627 01:01:03,129 --> 01:01:07,441 Toby! You pissed on my... goddammit! 628 01:01:23,569 --> 01:01:27,198 Now aren't you glad i didn't go to florida? 629 01:01:28,689 --> 01:01:33,285 Since you brought that up... 630 01:01:34,929 --> 01:01:38,558 there's something i gotta get off my chest... 631 01:01:38,729 --> 01:01:43,678 this is rudy. If you leave your name and your number, i'll get back to you. 632 01:01:43,849 --> 01:01:47,922 Rudy, it's jim! If you're there, pick up! Emergency! 633 01:01:48,089 --> 01:01:50,125 What is it? 634 01:01:53,729 --> 01:01:56,118 Jesus! 635 01:01:59,289 --> 01:02:02,008 Where are you now? 636 01:02:02,169 --> 01:02:04,922 Don't worry, i'll be right there. 637 01:02:05,089 --> 01:02:07,683 What is it? Is it about luke? 638 01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:12,047 - No, no. - Well, what then? 639 01:02:12,209 --> 01:02:14,677 What is it about? What's going on? 640 01:02:14,889 --> 01:02:19,838 Jeff, he got in a fight, i gotta go down to the station house and bail him out. 641 01:02:20,009 --> 01:02:23,604 I'll be right back. See you later. 642 01:02:49,289 --> 01:02:53,168 Rudy, it's jim. If you're there, pick up! Emergency! 643 01:02:53,329 --> 01:02:55,365 What is it? 644 01:02:55,529 --> 01:02:58,521 Fuchs knows luke's dead. He found out where we buried him. 645 01:02:58,689 --> 01:03:00,680 - Jesus! - He beat up jeff! 646 01:03:00,849 --> 01:03:03,761 The cops are gonna think we killed him! 647 01:03:03,929 --> 01:03:06,204 - Where are you now? - At the lot! 648 01:03:06,369 --> 01:03:07,802 I'll be right there. 649 01:03:14,329 --> 01:03:17,685 The white house reaction has been negative. 650 01:03:17,849 --> 01:03:22,877 Do you think we like being associated with the president of the united states? 651 01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:24,926 We run an honest lot here! 652 01:03:40,769 --> 01:03:45,763 Come on, guys! We're not even open yet! I told you to keep your ass off this lot. 653 01:03:46,009 --> 01:03:49,046 Yeah, show him the warrant, sam. 654 01:03:49,209 --> 01:03:52,360 - Bring those picks over here! - A search warrant? 655 01:03:52,529 --> 01:03:55,760 What the hell are you guys looking for? 656 01:03:55,929 --> 01:03:57,647 Start digging over here. 657 01:03:57,809 --> 01:04:02,564 Hold on! You bust in here, disrupt our business, start digging up our lawn, - 658 01:04:02,729 --> 01:04:05,482 - at least tell us what the hell you're looking for. 659 01:04:05,649 --> 01:04:08,243 You buried my brother here and you know it. 660 01:04:08,409 --> 01:04:11,207 What? Roy, are you looking for luke? 661 01:04:11,369 --> 01:04:16,238 He was here 30 minutes ago. He'll be right back. 662 01:04:16,409 --> 01:04:18,684 You spoke to lucas fuchs 30 minutes ago? 663 01:04:18,849 --> 01:04:21,602 He got back from miami beach last night. 664 01:04:39,489 --> 01:04:42,242 Oh shit, he smells! 665 01:04:44,609 --> 01:04:48,318 Come on, luke... i'm sorry, luke. 666 01:04:53,049 --> 01:04:55,563 Shut up, toby! I hear you! 667 01:05:02,129 --> 01:05:04,165 Adios, luke! 668 01:05:06,209 --> 01:05:10,999 I'm telling you guys, you're wasting your time. Here he comes now! 669 01:05:16,249 --> 01:05:19,685 Jesus, he is still alive. Where the hell is he going? 670 01:05:19,849 --> 01:05:24,206 - He's exceeding the speed limit. - He's got to be drunk. 671 01:05:30,569 --> 01:05:33,800 He's heading right for the transformer! 672 01:05:49,649 --> 01:05:52,038 All right, grab that pump! 673 01:05:52,209 --> 01:05:55,804 Very neat, russo, very clean... 674 01:05:55,969 --> 01:06:00,838 plenty of witnesses, everything up in flames, not a trace of evidence. 675 01:06:01,009 --> 01:06:05,400 Shrewd... kept yourself out of jail. 676 01:06:05,569 --> 01:06:08,879 - Now get the fuck off my lot. - Your lot? 677 01:06:09,049 --> 01:06:12,519 You just handed it to me on a silver platter. 678 01:06:12,729 --> 01:06:18,884 Afraid not, roy. Luke's got a daughter. You remember barbara? She's back in town. 679 01:06:19,049 --> 01:06:22,803 I bet you haven't seen her in ten years. You wanna talk to her? 680 01:06:22,969 --> 01:06:26,166 She's staying over at my place. 681 01:06:30,129 --> 01:06:31,926 You son of a bitch. 682 01:06:34,969 --> 01:06:38,439 Get off me! Get this maniac off me! 683 01:06:38,609 --> 01:06:42,761 - Get him off! - Okay, mac, come on, here you go. 684 01:06:42,929 --> 01:06:44,965 Oh my god... 685 01:06:45,129 --> 01:06:49,805 get your hands off me! I'm roy l. Fuchs, you son of a bitch! 686 01:06:51,409 --> 01:06:56,403 Barbara! There's been a terrible accident, your father's dead. 687 01:06:56,569 --> 01:07:01,848 Why don't you tell her the truth, russo? He buried him back there in the edsel! 688 01:07:02,009 --> 01:07:08,005 - Will you please tell me the truth? - All right... 689 01:07:09,809 --> 01:07:13,882 your father wasn't in miami, never was... 690 01:07:14,049 --> 01:07:20,807 he was in aspen. He didn't want you to be here when he got back... 691 01:07:20,969 --> 01:07:24,598 rudy, you're fired and you can take your friends with you. 692 01:07:24,769 --> 01:07:26,760 Get off my lot! 693 01:07:37,969 --> 01:07:39,197 Shit! 694 01:07:40,929 --> 01:07:42,965 So? What do you say? 695 01:07:45,049 --> 01:07:48,485 I'll have to think about it. He's an asshole. 696 01:07:48,649 --> 01:07:52,847 Don't think too long. A ninth-grader was looking at it yesterday. 697 01:07:54,289 --> 01:07:58,282 Real grinders. Tougher to close than their parents. 698 01:07:59,129 --> 01:08:02,917 Aw christ... how am i gonna come up with five grand? 699 01:08:06,329 --> 01:08:12,928 Why don't you call my bookie, put some money on the game tonight, huh? 700 01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:16,968 I got a good feeling about denver. Here's his number. 701 01:08:17,129 --> 01:08:19,245 Denver's ranked tenth. 702 01:08:19,409 --> 01:08:25,723 That's right, but i found a dime in a payphone booth this morning. Ten cents, - 703 01:08:25,889 --> 01:08:30,167 - minted in denver. The numbers that i dialled on the phone added up to ten. 704 01:08:30,329 --> 01:08:34,959 Today is the tenth... and you know what time it was when i found the dime? 705 01:08:35,169 --> 01:08:37,637 Ten after ten! 706 01:08:37,809 --> 01:08:40,607 I can't lose, so i bet ten bucks. 707 01:08:40,769 --> 01:08:43,329 That's the dumbest fucking shit i ever heard in my life. 708 01:08:43,489 --> 01:08:48,847 Superstitious crap... i'm gonna push you under a ladder on friday the 13th. 709 01:08:53,529 --> 01:08:56,168 Why don't you just go ahead and call her? 710 01:08:56,329 --> 01:08:59,878 She knows you belong on that lot. Just call her. 711 01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:10,283 Okay, okay, okay... 712 01:09:13,609 --> 01:09:15,201 mr russo? 713 01:09:15,409 --> 01:09:18,048 This is mr caldwell, the party chairman. 714 01:09:18,209 --> 01:09:23,078 The machine has to present its slate of candidates the day after tomorrow. 715 01:09:23,249 --> 01:09:26,685 We'll need your contribution. You do have it, don't you? 716 01:09:26,849 --> 01:09:29,647 - Yeah, i got it. - Very good. 717 01:09:33,249 --> 01:09:35,240 Put it out! Put it out! 718 01:09:48,129 --> 01:09:49,926 Here's the script, boss. 719 01:09:50,089 --> 01:09:52,319 You're sure this is the one they're filming over there now? 720 01:09:52,489 --> 01:09:55,879 - I swiped it right off the truck. - Well, this stinks. 721 01:09:56,049 --> 01:10:00,201 I wouldn't buy a car from anybody who put this kind of shit on tv. 722 01:10:01,209 --> 01:10:04,804 - Would you? - I wouldn't. 723 01:10:04,969 --> 01:10:08,803 That's what i keep telling you. She don't know what the hell she's doing. 724 01:10:08,969 --> 01:10:14,760 She hasn't sold a car in four days. At this rate she'll be bankrupt in three weeks. 725 01:10:18,609 --> 01:10:21,248 Roy? Sam. Any progress with your niece? 726 01:10:21,409 --> 01:10:24,640 No, she's as stubborn as her old man. She won't sell dick. 727 01:10:24,809 --> 01:10:28,722 But i'll just bide my time. She'll be bankrupt in two weeks. 728 01:10:28,889 --> 01:10:30,880 You haven't any time to bide. 729 01:10:31,049 --> 01:10:34,644 The mayor's going to announce the new freeway the day after tomorrow. 730 01:10:34,809 --> 01:10:38,722 You'd better find some sucker to buy your lot. 731 01:10:39,529 --> 01:10:41,679 Roy? 732 01:10:43,169 --> 01:10:49,278 Asshole mayor! We know anybody over at channel 7? 733 01:10:58,969 --> 01:11:01,563 Now watch this. 734 01:11:01,729 --> 01:11:06,519 See the... style of cars we have to choose from. We have... 735 01:11:07,889 --> 01:11:10,722 you see where she said "style"? 736 01:11:10,889 --> 01:11:16,282 See the... style of cars we have to choose from... 737 01:11:17,329 --> 01:11:20,287 further on down she says this: 738 01:11:20,449 --> 01:11:27,241 3217 valley road, just one mile... west of... 739 01:11:28,569 --> 01:11:32,164 a mile. I took the word mile and i put it over style. 740 01:11:32,329 --> 01:11:34,399 Now watch this. 741 01:11:34,569 --> 01:11:40,724 Come on down and see the mile of cars we have to choose from. 742 01:11:41,729 --> 01:11:44,004 Son of a bitch! 743 01:11:44,169 --> 01:11:46,603 Let me see that again. 744 01:11:49,409 --> 01:11:55,518 See the... mile of cars... we have to choose from... 745 01:11:55,689 --> 01:11:59,125 goddam, that's terrific! What do you think, sam? 746 01:11:59,289 --> 01:12:01,928 Most blatant case of false advertising. 747 01:12:02,089 --> 01:12:05,445 I could have her convicted 24 hours after it's aired. 748 01:12:05,609 --> 01:12:09,045 - When are they going to show that? - During tonight's game. 749 01:12:09,209 --> 01:12:15,682 Why don't you come on down and see the mile of cars we have to choose from? 750 01:12:15,849 --> 01:12:18,443 She said she had a mile of cars. 751 01:12:18,609 --> 01:12:20,759 Can you believe that? 752 01:12:20,929 --> 01:12:26,287 That's the most blatant claim of false advertising i ever heard. 753 01:12:30,089 --> 01:12:33,047 She sure looks good, though, doesn't she? 754 01:12:39,049 --> 01:12:42,280 Russo, i've been looking all over for you. 755 01:12:42,449 --> 01:12:45,725 I'm about to lose my job because of you. 756 01:12:45,889 --> 01:12:51,361 I've got more than 250 sophomores who aren't going to pass driver education - 757 01:12:51,529 --> 01:12:54,521 - because your frigging cars won't run. 758 01:12:54,689 --> 01:12:59,080 You got an auto-shop class. Enrol your sophomores and teach them something. 759 01:12:59,249 --> 01:13:01,126 I'll teach you something. 760 01:13:22,369 --> 01:13:25,441 What did i tell you, rudy? Denver! 761 01:13:25,609 --> 01:13:28,248 When i get a feeling, i get a feeling. 762 01:13:28,409 --> 01:13:32,084 Hell of a game! You should have put some money on it. 763 01:13:32,249 --> 01:13:34,763 - I did. - Great! 764 01:13:34,929 --> 01:13:37,602 On kansas city. 765 01:13:40,209 --> 01:13:44,327 Kansas city? How much did you put down? 766 01:13:46,049 --> 01:13:47,767 All of it. 767 01:13:47,929 --> 01:13:49,965 All of it? 768 01:13:51,049 --> 01:13:53,438 Everything i own. 769 01:13:56,329 --> 01:13:59,321 Forty gs?! 770 01:13:59,489 --> 01:14:04,438 You dope! You just threw it right down the tubes! 771 01:14:04,609 --> 01:14:10,923 Don't you get it? The only way you can win is if... if i lose. 772 01:14:12,889 --> 01:14:18,407 I wouldn't worry about that. I think your money's in the bag. 773 01:14:18,569 --> 01:14:23,165 A minute to go... i think denver would have to run into some pretty bad luck. 774 01:14:23,329 --> 01:14:27,800 ...denver would have to run into some pretty bad luck... 775 01:14:45,089 --> 01:14:48,240 he fumbled the ball! It's recovered... 776 01:14:48,409 --> 01:14:52,402 i got the ball... i got it. 777 01:14:53,849 --> 01:14:57,808 Hold this stuff, i gotta turn this contest around. 778 01:14:57,969 --> 01:15:01,166 I got the ball, jim. I got a chance, babe. 779 01:15:01,329 --> 01:15:04,878 - More salt! - Please god... 780 01:15:05,049 --> 01:15:12,239 ...no one seemed to hit him, and yet, the ball squirted, just like magic... 781 01:15:12,409 --> 01:15:16,368 black magic, more like it, danny... 782 01:15:18,929 --> 01:15:20,078 pass the ball... 783 01:15:23,329 --> 01:15:27,083 is there a black cat in the house? How about a ladder? 784 01:15:31,289 --> 01:15:33,439 What the hell are you trying to do? 785 01:16:01,009 --> 01:16:02,408 Duck! 786 01:16:08,009 --> 01:16:12,400 Touchdown! I don't believe it! 787 01:16:16,849 --> 01:16:19,522 I made it! 788 01:17:01,009 --> 01:17:03,079 You got the money, russo? 789 01:17:03,249 --> 01:17:06,002 Or should i say "senator russo"? 790 01:17:11,409 --> 01:17:16,164 Mr tucker, i gotta tell you, i'm a little bit nervous about... 791 01:17:16,329 --> 01:17:21,198 about what i'm supposed to do. What sort of policies are you guys trying to push? 792 01:17:21,369 --> 01:17:26,921 The party shares the concern of the american taxpayer, the working man. 793 01:17:27,089 --> 01:17:32,721 Here's the new freeway we're announcing. My son-in-law got that contract. 794 01:17:32,889 --> 01:17:34,880 Fine boy! 795 01:17:35,049 --> 01:17:37,483 We're also in favour of public facilities. 796 01:17:37,649 --> 01:17:41,722 We're going to tear down that old hospital on the east side - 797 01:17:41,889 --> 01:17:43,800 - and put in a nice golf course. 798 01:17:43,969 --> 01:17:48,599 Chairman caldwell really likes to play golf. Wins every tournament he plays in. 799 01:17:48,769 --> 01:17:53,160 He's got a 48 handicap, fine golfer. And we're in favour of lowering taxes. 800 01:17:53,329 --> 01:17:56,446 Didn't you use to work there? 801 01:17:57,889 --> 01:17:59,800 Closed? 802 01:17:59,969 --> 01:18:02,199 The party's looking out for the consumer. 803 01:18:02,369 --> 01:18:07,238 Last night, the proprietor made a false claim on a television commercial. 804 01:18:07,409 --> 01:18:09,923 One of our constituents brought it to our attention. 805 01:18:10,089 --> 01:18:15,004 The case goes before a judge in about five minutes. Justice can be swift. 806 01:18:15,169 --> 01:18:18,764 What the hell do you mean you got hanging judge harrison? 807 01:18:18,929 --> 01:18:21,079 He's not on our take, he's legit! 808 01:18:21,249 --> 01:18:26,039 Remember that coloured kid found guilty for stealing a case of beer? 809 01:18:26,209 --> 01:18:29,519 Hanging judge harrison gave him 35 years of hard labour. 810 01:18:29,689 --> 01:18:32,328 You need someone to throw the book at this broad. 811 01:18:32,489 --> 01:18:37,483 I've paid off all the witnesses, i even have her attorney on my payroll. 812 01:18:39,729 --> 01:18:41,720 I can win this case, roy. Trust me. 813 01:18:42,729 --> 01:18:47,166 She's a first offender. That's a $500 fine, even if they do convict her. 814 01:18:47,329 --> 01:18:53,199 She's gonna be convicted and i'm afraid the fine is going to be real severe. 815 01:18:53,369 --> 01:18:54,643 Jesus... 816 01:18:54,809 --> 01:18:57,277 there's only one thing she can do: Sell that lot. 817 01:18:57,449 --> 01:19:00,247 Jesus christ! 818 01:19:01,529 --> 01:19:04,123 Wait a minute, russo! 819 01:19:06,849 --> 01:19:09,602 Hold it! Wait a minute! 820 01:19:12,529 --> 01:19:12,649 Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye! The honourable h.h. Harrison presiding. 821 01:19:12,649 --> 01:19:17,598 Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye! The honourable h.h. Harrison presiding. 822 01:19:17,769 --> 01:19:20,363 All rise! 823 01:19:50,929 --> 01:19:53,568 This court - 824 01:19:53,729 --> 01:19:56,482 - is now in session. 825 01:19:58,209 --> 01:20:02,805 Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth, so help you god? 826 01:20:13,729 --> 01:20:15,720 I do. 827 01:20:20,529 --> 01:20:22,599 Excuse me... 828 01:20:22,769 --> 01:20:25,602 excuse me... pardon me... sorry. 829 01:20:25,769 --> 01:20:30,399 Mr slaton? Will you commence the questioning? 830 01:20:32,009 --> 01:20:34,318 Please state your name and occupation. 831 01:20:36,049 --> 01:20:40,839 Barbara jane fuchs. I'm the owner of the new deal car lot. 832 01:20:41,009 --> 01:20:46,959 We have heard testimony from four qualified experts, - 833 01:20:47,129 --> 01:20:51,486 - right here in this courtroom, to the fact that the commercial in question - 834 01:20:51,649 --> 01:20:57,884 - was authorised by you and was not tampered with in any way. 835 01:20:58,049 --> 01:21:02,884 I put it to you, miss fuchs: Do you have a mile of cars to sell on your lot? 836 01:21:05,689 --> 01:21:07,520 Yes! Lie! 837 01:21:11,089 --> 01:21:13,284 Could you repeat the question, please? 838 01:21:16,049 --> 01:21:19,678 Do you have a mile of cars for sale on your lot? 839 01:21:19,849 --> 01:21:24,286 When placed end to end, will the cars on your lot total one mile in length, - 840 01:21:24,449 --> 01:21:28,237 - and may i remind you you are under oath? 841 01:21:28,409 --> 01:21:32,880 - I don't know... - speak up, miss fuchs! 842 01:21:40,329 --> 01:21:41,603 Yes. 843 01:21:48,369 --> 01:21:50,087 Order! 844 01:21:54,129 --> 01:21:57,246 Order! Order! 845 01:22:01,649 --> 01:22:03,401 Miss fuchs? 846 01:22:04,849 --> 01:22:12,642 Are you absolutely certain that you understood the gentleman's question? 847 01:22:18,249 --> 01:22:23,607 You realise, miss fuchs, that one mile of cars is over 250 cars? 848 01:22:23,769 --> 01:22:27,284 Are you aware that you've opened yourself up to a charge of perjury? 849 01:22:27,449 --> 01:22:28,848 What? 850 01:22:29,009 --> 01:22:34,720 I can produce a number of witnesses who will testify to the fact that she is lying. 851 01:22:34,889 --> 01:22:38,165 That she has, in fact, only 25 cars on her lot at this time. 852 01:22:38,329 --> 01:22:40,843 Why don't see for yourself, judge? 853 01:22:42,049 --> 01:22:44,609 Order! 854 01:22:46,369 --> 01:22:50,647 - I have no objection to that. - Neither do i. 855 01:22:50,809 --> 01:22:54,768 Miss fuchs, i'm gonna release you on your own recognizance. 856 01:22:54,929 --> 01:23:00,720 Court will reconvene at 2.45 p.m. At the new deal used car lot, - 857 01:23:00,889 --> 01:23:06,759 - where i am going to settle this matter once and for all. 858 01:23:16,849 --> 01:23:21,684 250 keys, 250 titles, 250 cars. 859 01:23:21,849 --> 01:23:27,446 But you've brought no transport trucks. How are you gonna get them home? 860 01:23:27,609 --> 01:23:31,045 I have 250 drivers. 861 01:23:45,289 --> 01:23:47,678 What have i done to the children? 862 01:23:49,729 --> 01:23:55,008 - You want that one too? - All of them, everything you got. 863 01:23:55,169 --> 01:23:57,683 How about some marijuana? Some rifles? 864 01:23:57,849 --> 01:24:01,842 - Anything that doesn't start, we'll tow. - Listen, take him up on the reefer. 865 01:24:06,049 --> 01:24:07,960 This had better work! 866 01:24:08,129 --> 01:24:12,759 You told me that your students needed some road experience, right? 867 01:24:12,929 --> 01:24:15,045 They're gonna get a crash course. 868 01:24:15,209 --> 01:24:17,928 Hey, you, amigo! 869 01:24:19,129 --> 01:24:23,566 How about some rifles for your students? Chico! Bring some rifles! 870 01:24:23,729 --> 01:24:28,723 Take your hands off me, sir! I don't believe in violence! 871 01:24:30,249 --> 01:24:32,604 Forget about the rifles... 872 01:24:32,769 --> 01:24:34,964 i think she skipped town. 873 01:24:35,129 --> 01:24:39,805 Good! I'll win the damn thing on a default. This calls for a toast... 874 01:24:39,969 --> 01:24:44,679 to the man who in two hours will be the biggest car dealer in the southwest. 875 01:24:44,849 --> 01:24:49,843 Me. Roy l. Fuchs. Straighten that out, carmine. 876 01:24:50,009 --> 01:24:53,001 Drivers! To your cars! 877 01:25:02,209 --> 01:25:04,803 Jeff, do you read me? 878 01:25:04,969 --> 01:25:09,167 I just finished measuring these. If we throw in the 26 cars on the lot, - 879 01:25:09,329 --> 01:25:13,447 - that gives us 18 feet safety margin. That's one car. 880 01:25:13,609 --> 01:25:17,887 - That's playing it pretty close. - Are we going to make it in two hours? 881 01:25:22,169 --> 01:25:25,047 You girls ready for some heavy duty driving? 882 01:25:25,209 --> 01:25:30,727 Let's see, left hand at 10 o'clock and right hand at 2 o'clock. 883 01:25:30,889 --> 01:25:32,083 Jeff, do you read? 884 01:25:33,809 --> 01:25:39,441 Yeah, you got your own "back door man", i'll be bringing it up to your rear... 885 01:25:39,609 --> 01:25:42,567 will you watch where the hell you're standing! 886 01:25:42,729 --> 01:25:45,243 You gotta find yourself another car, nigger! 887 01:25:45,409 --> 01:25:50,722 This is the only cadillac here and i don't drive in nothin' but a cadillac. 888 01:25:50,889 --> 01:25:54,848 We're towing a car! Have you ever towed a car before? 889 01:25:55,009 --> 01:25:56,601 - No. - Oh great! 890 01:25:56,769 --> 01:26:00,364 Drivers! Start your engines! 891 01:26:10,369 --> 01:26:14,840 I'm gonna have to take one hand off the wheel to start the car... 892 01:26:15,009 --> 01:26:18,524 you're not gonna flunk me for that, are you? 893 01:26:18,689 --> 01:26:20,680 Just start the car. 894 01:26:23,089 --> 01:26:26,479 - You ready? - Let's go. 895 01:26:27,489 --> 01:26:29,923 Let's move 'em out! 896 01:28:03,849 --> 01:28:06,204 Come on, baby, let's go! 897 01:28:06,369 --> 01:28:10,123 - How fast are we going? - Fifty-five. 898 01:28:10,329 --> 01:28:14,641 At this rate, i think we're going to be about half an hour late. 899 01:28:14,809 --> 01:28:19,200 Everybody listen up! We're gonna have a lesson in driving history! 900 01:28:19,369 --> 01:28:24,159 This is how we used to drive on the highways: At seventy-five mph! 901 01:28:24,329 --> 01:28:28,607 - Everybody seventy-five mph! - Seventy-five! 902 01:28:48,089 --> 01:28:50,205 Put that pedal on the floor! 903 01:28:55,009 --> 01:28:57,762 I've got this motherfucker wide open! 904 01:29:03,809 --> 01:29:08,485 This dude ain't no driving teacher, he's some kind of con man. 905 01:29:08,649 --> 01:29:14,201 That's 20 miles over the speed limit. At $10 a mile, that's a $200 fine. 906 01:29:14,369 --> 01:29:17,600 They can't fine us, we don't have our license yet. 907 01:29:24,729 --> 01:29:26,720 It's the police! Stop! 908 01:29:31,889 --> 01:29:34,722 Oh shit! Wait... 909 01:29:36,249 --> 01:29:40,879 "at the scene of an accident, always wait for the police to arrive." 910 01:29:41,049 --> 01:29:44,246 - This is eleven forty-four... - they're here. 911 01:29:46,689 --> 01:29:49,999 Rudy, we just lost our one-car safety margin, pal. 912 01:29:50,169 --> 01:29:54,401 You'd better scout ahead for more cops. We can't take any more chances. 913 01:29:54,569 --> 01:29:57,003 Okay, ten-four. 914 01:30:17,489 --> 01:30:21,687 - How much do you owe me now, carmine? - Twenty-seven. 915 01:30:24,289 --> 01:30:26,803 Look at that... 916 01:30:26,969 --> 01:30:30,484 i just heard some crazy shit on my police scanner. 917 01:30:30,649 --> 01:30:35,165 There's a whole shitload of used cars headed this way. You care about that? 918 01:30:47,009 --> 01:30:49,000 Shit! 919 01:30:54,209 --> 01:30:59,124 Rudy, i hope you read me 'cause we got a real big problem. 920 01:31:00,449 --> 01:31:03,725 - What is it? - Police roadblock. 921 01:31:03,889 --> 01:31:08,838 - What the hell are you gonna do? - We're going to take a short cut. 922 01:31:41,969 --> 01:31:43,846 What are you... oh, hi, roy. 923 01:31:44,009 --> 01:31:46,921 Did you see about 250 cars go by here? 924 01:31:47,089 --> 01:31:49,398 No, we haven't seen 'em yet. 925 01:31:49,569 --> 01:31:54,324 - Where the hell are they? - Who cares? They'll never make it. 926 01:31:54,489 --> 01:31:58,926 Yeah, the only way they can get there on time is to drive as the crow flies. 927 01:31:59,089 --> 01:32:02,445 - I wouldn't worry about it. - What did you say? 928 01:32:02,609 --> 01:32:05,726 Never mind! Back up there and take a left! 929 01:32:40,569 --> 01:32:42,764 You pea-brained ignoramus! 930 01:32:47,809 --> 01:32:50,687 What a beautiful day. 931 01:32:50,849 --> 01:32:56,321 Two thirty... whose idea was it, going out to this used car lot? 932 01:32:56,489 --> 01:32:59,447 I could have been out playing golf. 933 01:33:07,969 --> 01:33:11,928 There they are! Head for the lead truck! 934 01:33:16,249 --> 01:33:19,241 Hey, rudy, looks like we got company. 935 01:33:19,409 --> 01:33:22,765 Fuchs! What the hell is this? 936 01:33:26,209 --> 01:33:30,088 Get out and get in the back! Get in the damn back! 937 01:33:30,249 --> 01:33:32,319 You're crazy! 938 01:33:32,489 --> 01:33:36,323 Don't give me no goddam lip! Get in the goddam back now! 939 01:33:39,929 --> 01:33:42,079 What the hell is he doing? 940 01:33:46,449 --> 01:33:50,124 Hey, rudy! You want me to ram the son of a bitch? 941 01:33:50,289 --> 01:33:53,520 No! Keep going! We're running out of time! 942 01:33:59,689 --> 01:34:02,647 Pull over closer! Pull in behind them! 943 01:34:06,649 --> 01:34:08,685 Pull in behind them! 944 01:34:08,849 --> 01:34:13,081 Keep it going! Don't stop for anything! 945 01:34:17,249 --> 01:34:18,443 He's got a gun! 946 01:34:18,609 --> 01:34:21,760 - Shoot the son of a bitch! - You motherfucker, you! 947 01:34:25,689 --> 01:34:28,442 - Pull over! - Get off of there! 948 01:34:30,409 --> 01:34:32,081 You motherfucker! 949 01:34:44,689 --> 01:34:46,919 Keep going! 950 01:34:52,569 --> 01:34:55,959 Slow down... i want you bad, you fat-ass! 951 01:34:56,129 --> 01:35:01,249 I want you, man! I want you! I gotta have you! I'm gonna get you! 952 01:35:19,849 --> 01:35:24,365 - Heavy duty, brother! - Follow the black car! 953 01:35:27,249 --> 01:35:29,240 Thanks for dropping in! 954 01:35:36,969 --> 01:35:38,846 Get away from me! 955 01:35:49,729 --> 01:35:52,163 Stop that truck! 956 01:36:07,769 --> 01:36:12,445 What am i supposed to do when someone's standing on the hood of my car? 957 01:36:12,609 --> 01:36:15,203 Close in! Faster! 958 01:36:15,369 --> 01:36:17,803 Move it up closer! 959 01:36:29,049 --> 01:36:31,244 Let go of him! 960 01:36:40,849 --> 01:36:43,283 You all right? 961 01:36:46,209 --> 01:36:48,962 Billingham, let's move this chariot. 962 01:36:49,129 --> 01:36:52,883 I still may be able to get in eight holes. 963 01:37:07,369 --> 01:37:11,840 What the hell is this now? A mirror truck? 964 01:37:12,009 --> 01:37:14,204 I hope none of them's cracked... 965 01:37:58,329 --> 01:38:00,889 let's go! That's it! 966 01:38:09,649 --> 01:38:15,167 That's it! We made it! Nice job! 967 01:38:17,449 --> 01:38:19,599 That was some pretty heavy driving! 968 01:38:19,769 --> 01:38:23,284 - We missed page 35! - We're here, aren't we? 969 01:38:23,449 --> 01:38:28,045 - This motherfucker's all right. - This car is bad, i tell you, man! 970 01:38:28,209 --> 01:38:31,121 Well, did i pass the test, mr ghertner? 971 01:38:31,289 --> 01:38:36,443 Yes, as long as you promise to get your license in another state. 972 01:38:42,129 --> 01:38:46,202 I think we got plenty of time. Look who's coming! 973 01:38:52,489 --> 01:38:54,081 We made it! 974 01:38:54,249 --> 01:39:01,519 I know you're seeing the same thing with those itty-bitty beady eyes of yours. 975 01:39:01,689 --> 01:39:05,079 I tell ya, that sure looks like a mile of cars to me. 976 01:39:05,249 --> 01:39:11,006 Let's just make sure, your honour. Measure them! Every one of them! 977 01:39:11,169 --> 01:39:13,922 No, sir! That's it! 978 01:39:14,089 --> 01:39:19,482 I mean, that's a red car... i'm sorry, i tried... 979 01:39:22,329 --> 01:39:27,323 no, no, no, it's a red car. 980 01:39:27,489 --> 01:39:31,004 If jeff don't get here, we're going to be 18 feet short. 981 01:39:31,169 --> 01:39:32,841 Dammit... 982 01:39:34,889 --> 01:39:37,528 jeff, come in! 983 01:39:37,689 --> 01:39:41,398 Jeff, come in! Are you there? 984 01:39:45,609 --> 01:39:47,679 Come in! Are you there? 985 01:39:47,849 --> 01:39:50,443 Are you there? 986 01:39:52,009 --> 01:39:54,728 - Jeff, come in, please! - Where is he? 987 01:39:54,889 --> 01:39:59,280 - Yeah, rudy, i'm here. - Where's here? 988 01:39:59,449 --> 01:40:04,762 I'm parked near the railroad crossing on valley road, near highway 9. 989 01:40:04,929 --> 01:40:08,922 Get over here! We're in a hurry! Without your car we're 18 feet short! 990 01:40:09,089 --> 01:40:11,523 Can't they measure them any faster? 991 01:40:11,689 --> 01:40:15,238 What do you expect me to do? Put roller skates on them boys? 992 01:40:15,409 --> 01:40:20,085 The paint washed off, rudy, and there's red paint underneath, - 993 01:40:20,249 --> 01:40:23,559 - you see, i can't drive it, it's a red car! 994 01:40:23,729 --> 01:40:29,042 Jeff, you've been driving it all day. It's all in your mind, you can do it... 995 01:40:30,849 --> 01:40:35,684 - which side of the tracks are you on? - East. 996 01:40:35,849 --> 01:40:40,286 He's on the wrong side. The 2.45 is coming through. You've got to do it! 997 01:40:40,449 --> 01:40:42,644 - I can't do it. - Red cars don't mean shit! 998 01:40:42,809 --> 01:40:46,279 I'm sorry... listen to me... 999 01:40:46,449 --> 01:40:52,604 there's grey primer underneath that red paint, you're really driving a grey car. 1000 01:40:52,769 --> 01:40:59,368 Please, jeff, if you don't get here, we lose the lot. 1001 01:41:00,969 --> 01:41:05,121 - Fourteen seven! - Seventeen feet, nine inches. 1002 01:41:09,289 --> 01:41:11,883 What do you think, toby? 1003 01:41:14,369 --> 01:41:19,238 Shit! Wouldn't you know it? For once the train's on time. 1004 01:41:19,409 --> 01:41:23,402 - Seventeen six. - Eighteen feet, four inches. 1005 01:41:33,409 --> 01:41:37,561 - Seventeen feet, nine inches. - Fourteen four. 1006 01:41:57,529 --> 01:41:59,997 Come on! 1007 01:42:09,889 --> 01:42:12,323 Eighteen feet, four inches. 1008 01:42:12,489 --> 01:42:16,164 Is that the last car? What's the final total? 1009 01:42:16,329 --> 01:42:19,446 Come on! One of these... 1010 01:42:34,569 --> 01:42:38,687 well, it'd better be a grey car... 1011 01:43:10,889 --> 01:43:13,278 you cheated! You cheated! 1012 01:43:13,449 --> 01:43:15,440 You cheated, you bastards! 1013 01:43:15,609 --> 01:43:19,966 Easy, roy, they're on the last car and they're short. 1014 01:43:21,289 --> 01:43:28,206 Five thousand two hundred and sixty-two and... eighteen will make a mile... 1015 01:43:28,369 --> 01:43:32,965 here it is, right there! You're eighteen feet short. 1016 01:43:40,209 --> 01:43:43,121 Take it from the bumper! 1017 01:43:47,529 --> 01:43:50,919 Ah... you're two inches short. 1018 01:43:53,569 --> 01:44:00,122 5280 feet, a mile of cars! Case dismissed! 1019 01:44:04,969 --> 01:44:09,838 Wait a minute! Somebody pay you off? A license plate don't count! 1020 01:44:10,009 --> 01:44:14,366 Come on, buddy! We won! 1021 01:44:16,529 --> 01:44:18,042 Don't give me that shit! 1022 01:44:18,209 --> 01:44:23,886 For uttering those contemptuous remarks, i'm gonna put your balls in a sling. 1023 01:44:24,049 --> 01:44:26,768 Deputies! Let's haul ass! 1024 01:44:29,049 --> 01:44:31,643 Come on, buddy, come on... 1025 01:44:36,009 --> 01:44:37,920 well, partner... 1026 01:44:38,089 --> 01:44:42,002 that was terrific, what you did here today. 1027 01:44:42,169 --> 01:44:47,289 With that new freeway ramp, you're gonna have the best freeway access in the state. 1028 01:44:47,449 --> 01:44:50,885 You can have the biggest dealership in the southwest. 1029 01:44:51,049 --> 01:44:53,244 I know we've had our differences, - 1030 01:44:53,409 --> 01:44:57,368 - but if you ever need a friend, you've got one downtown. 1031 01:44:57,529 --> 01:45:00,327 Thanks, sam, thanks a million. 1032 01:45:00,489 --> 01:45:02,445 Well... partners. 1033 01:45:02,609 --> 01:45:06,204 Don't partner me! You knew about that freeway the whole time. 1034 01:45:06,369 --> 01:45:10,157 I didn't know anything, this is the first i've heard of it. 1035 01:45:10,329 --> 01:45:14,925 - Rudy, are you sure? - Trust me. 1036 01:45:15,089 --> 01:45:18,559 - Excuse me, miss... - ma'am? 1037 01:45:18,729 --> 01:45:23,280 What's that yellow paint doing on that car? Did it use to be a taxi? 1038 01:45:23,449 --> 01:45:27,806 - That car there? - Yes, that car there. 1039 01:45:34,929 --> 01:45:38,763 - No, ma'am, that's yellow primer. - Yellow primer? 1040 01:45:38,929 --> 01:45:42,205 Yes, that's being used on a lot of cars these days. 1041 01:45:42,369 --> 01:45:46,601 It's a rust preventative, it adds life to the body... 1042 01:47:59,969 --> 01:48:02,961 subtitles by: Scandinavian text service