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[Man] How's your chicken?

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Good.

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How's your fish?

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Good.

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How's school?

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[Girl] OK.

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Paul?

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OK.

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Good.

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How's your ice-cream?

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[Boy and girl] Good.

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Let's do something different

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next time l'm over.

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Like what?

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Um...go swimming?

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Go and see a film?

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l'll think of something.

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# There she goes

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# There she goes again

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# Racing through my brain

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# And l just can't contain

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# This feeling that remains

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# There she goes

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# There she goes again

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# Rushing through my veins

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# And l just can't contain

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# This feeling that remains

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# There she goes

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# There she goes

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# There she goes #

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[Rowdy chatter]

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[Teacher bangs on desk]

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l'm Ms Hughes.

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lt's not Miss, it's not Mrs.

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Ms, OK?

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Practise? Say it after me.

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Ms Hughes.

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Come on.

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[Class, reluctantly] Ms Hughes.

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Fine.

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Don't forget.

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Right, l'm gonna start off today

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by telling you
a few things l like

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and a few things l DON'T like.

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Yeah, all right. All right.

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All right,
that's enough football.

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Now, ''Of Mice and Men''.

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How many of you managed to, uh,

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get all the way through it?

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Steven, you've got
your hand in the air.

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You've not read it?

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Yes, sir.

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What happens in the end?

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He shoots him, sir.

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Who shoots who?

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The little bloke
shoots the big bloke.

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He's right, sir.

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l'm leaving because
there's no point carrying on.

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lf l've got Steven Downing
to read a book,

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there's no challenges left.

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My career can only go downhill.

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Better be about
the book, Robert.

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No, sir. lt's about Alan Smith.

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Yeah, well, later.

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What about him? [Laughter]

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[Pupils shouting and cheering]

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Mr Ashworth, have you
got a moment?

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[Pupil wolf-whistles]

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[Shouting and cheering]

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Sorry, but the noise from here

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makes it impossible to
concentrate next door.

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You'll get used to it.

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l don't want to get used to it.

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l want to do some work,

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not listen to moronic
football chanting.

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[Football chanting]

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QUlET!

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[Mr Ashworth] Out! Out!

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Hold your hands up
in the air!

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Offside! Linesman!

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YOU'RE the linesman!

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My God!

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Right, clap.

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Show he's done the right thing.

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We don't have linesmen, sir.

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Applaud the referee, then.

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Jesus, doesn't matter.
That'll do for today.

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Right. See you tomorrow, Sarah.

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All right.

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l was the naive,
stupid new teacher,

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you were the cynical old hand?

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What?

93
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The snorting when
l asked a question.

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l was reading
the football reports.

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l never listen
at staff meetings.

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This has got to be a pose,

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this football stuff.

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You pretend to be a yob

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for a bit of street cred?

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ls this 'cause my kids
were enjoying their lesson?

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Well, all kids enjoy a riot.

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Actually teaching them
something is a lot harder!

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l've seen this film.

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You end up shagging
on the carpet.

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lf we end up shagging
on the carpet,

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l will buy you a new carpet.

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Yeah, right.

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But l tell you...

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l knew it!

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No. No carpets.

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He is an English teacher.

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Oh, God, not all this again.

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l mean, what about
Patrick Swayze?

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No-one cares whether
he read Byron or not.

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And you know, he is
the full Axminster.

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l'd want a brain as well.

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Eventually.

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l'm gonna measure up.

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l'm off to Habitat first thing.

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lf we end up shagging,

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you can carpet the whole house.

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The walls, the ceiling,
the garden...

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Well, what's she like?

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One of those women -

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if you like football,
you must be a yob.

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Bollocks.

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ls she fit?

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Not that you'd prove
her point or anything.

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What?

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What?

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What have l done?

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lt's a perfectly reasonable,

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straightforward question.

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She's not unattractive,
but so what?

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A) She hates me,
B) l hate her,

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and C) what's the point
of all that?

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Waste of fucking time.

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Ooh, sounds promising, then.

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[Sarah] lt must be terrible

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being that miserable.

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Pretending you only care
about football results

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because the world's
a terrible place

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and what's the point of it all?

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What lS the point?

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Maybe it lS football results.

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Don't worry. He's a sad,
lonely bastard.

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Who cares what
made him that way?

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Where's your brother?

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Eh?

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He's over there.

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Oi, number nine!

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You're a donkey!

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Didn't he have a trial
with someone once?

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Yeah. Orient.

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They offered him
a contract, as well.

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What happened?

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Turned it down.

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Stupid sod.
Said it was too risky.

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What's he doing now?

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Er, runs his own business.

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Computer something.

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He's on about
fifty grand a year.

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l'd swap fifty grand a year

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- for a contract with Orient.
- So would l.

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- Don't even like Orient.
- Neither do l.

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He gets it both ways.

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Gets fifty grand a year,

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gets to play at a place
with floodlights.

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Floodlights and a tea bar.

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l'd love to play at a place
with a tea bar.

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Yeah, well...

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Bit late now, eh?

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Dunno.

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Stanley Matthews played
First Division football

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till he was fifty.

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Bet you any money you like

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YOU'RE not playing
First Division football

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- when you're fifty.
- lt's the smoking.

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lt's not the smoking, Steve,

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it's the crapness.

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Pass the ball!

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[Whistle]

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Penalty!

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Yes!

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Hold that.

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l've always wanted to do this.

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# La la la la la la-la

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# La la la la la la-la

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# La la LA la

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# La la LA la

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# La la la la la la-la

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# La la la la la la-la

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# La la LA la... #

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[Paul]
Anthropologists have always

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had a hard time with football.

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The trouble is,

197
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you can only see
what's on the outside.

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But there lS an inside,

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believe it or not.

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We all have our reasons

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for loving things the way we do.

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Hey!

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[Doorbell rings]

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He's here!

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Thanks for being so helpful.

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Ready?

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He's been ready for hours.

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No, l haven't.

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[Sister] Yes, you have.

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What time will you be back?

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Er, six. Six thirty.

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Fine.

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See you later, then.

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OK?

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Have a nice time.

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00:10:05,562 --> 00:10:06,961
See you later, sunshine.

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We'll do something
special next time, huh?

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[Music on radio]

219
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You looking forward to it?

220
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What?

221
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The match.

222
00:10:30,962 --> 00:10:31,872
Yeah.

223
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Sounds like it.

224
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l'm not really a football fan.

225
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No.

226
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One day we'll find something

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you DO wanna do.

228
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Your mum seems in good form.

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Yeah.

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She OK?

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Not really.

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00:11:04,962 --> 00:11:07,396
The last home game, last season?

233
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What about it?

234
00:11:08,762 --> 00:11:10,195
They were fucking rubbish.

235
00:11:10,282 --> 00:11:11,681
Fucking rubbish last year

236
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and the year before.

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They'll be fucking
rubbish this year, too.

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And next year.
And the year after that.

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l don't know
why you come, Frank.

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You live in hope.

241
00:11:23,242 --> 00:11:24,675
What d'you reckon?

242
00:11:24,762 --> 00:11:26,673
Think they're bad as Frank says?

243
00:11:26,762 --> 00:11:28,195
This is his first time.

244
00:11:28,282 --> 00:11:31,194
Hope he knows what he's
lettin' himself in for.

245
00:11:31,282 --> 00:11:33,193
Have a look at the number eight.

246
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Jon Sammels.

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Remember his face

248
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and if you happen
to bump into him,

249
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tell him to sod off to Spurs!

250
00:12:03,362 --> 00:12:04,272
Programmes!

251
00:12:05,562 --> 00:12:06,472
Programmes!

252
00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:12,273
Go on, give it a shove.

253
00:12:12,362 --> 00:12:14,751
Someone hasn't been
eating their greens.

254
00:12:14,842 --> 00:12:15,752
Wey-hey!

255
00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:29,161
We're in ''Y'', OK?

256
00:12:29,242 --> 00:12:30,197
Yeah.

257
00:12:37,442 --> 00:12:38,875
[Supporters chant songs]

258
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,361
[Loud football songs]

259
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,161
What d'you reckon?

260
00:13:17,242 --> 00:13:18,641
When's the next game?

261
00:13:18,722 --> 00:13:20,121
Week after next, probably.

262
00:13:20,202 --> 00:13:21,635
Let's have a look.

263
00:13:21,722 --> 00:13:23,041
Yeah, Sunderland.

264
00:13:23,122 --> 00:13:25,033
They're away at Leeds next week.

265
00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:28,034
Can we come to the
Sunderland game, Dad?

266
00:13:28,122 --> 00:13:30,556
You might wanna go
somewhere different.

267
00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:32,553
lf you're gonna be
a football fan,

268
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think carefully about
who you're gonna follow.

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Look.

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00:13:55,562 --> 00:13:57,473
For fuck's sake, Arsenal!

271
00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:02,597
Get it!

272
00:14:02,682 --> 00:14:04,559
Sammels, you're a fucking idiot!

273
00:14:09,322 --> 00:14:10,755
[Man] Sort yourself out!

274
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,114
That was a brilliant goal,
wasn't it, Dad?

275
00:14:32,202 --> 00:14:33,920
lt was pretty good, yeah.

276
00:14:34,002 --> 00:14:35,071
What happened?

277
00:14:35,162 --> 00:14:37,881
lt was a penalty,
the goalie saved it

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00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:40,396
then the man
who missed the penalty

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had another go and scored.

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00:14:42,002 --> 00:14:43,833
- Terry Neill?
- That's right.

281
00:14:43,922 --> 00:14:45,753
- He's good, isn't he?
- Fantastic.

282
00:14:51,162 --> 00:14:53,596
l'm off, then.
See you next week.

283
00:14:53,682 --> 00:14:54,592
Let's go.

284
00:14:55,682 --> 00:14:56,637
Come on.

285
00:15:06,762 --> 00:15:08,673
Why do we have to leave?

286
00:15:08,762 --> 00:15:10,161
Beat the traffic.

287
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,153
Long walk back to the car,

288
00:15:12,242 --> 00:15:13,960
we'll be stuck for hours.

289
00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:15,760
But they might score again.

290
00:15:15,842 --> 00:15:17,753
There's a remote possibility.

291
00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:19,753
But it won't be this afternoon.

292
00:15:19,842 --> 00:15:21,753
Joke. lf you're an Arsenal fan,

293
00:15:21,842 --> 00:15:23,753
you get used to jokes like that.

294
00:15:23,842 --> 00:15:24,797
l will.

295
00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:27,953
Who d'you think played best?

296
00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:29,953
Dunno. But Sammels was rubbish.

297
00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:31,441
l don't think so.

298
00:15:31,522 --> 00:15:32,921
Crowd didn't understand

299
00:15:33,002 --> 00:15:34,720
what he was trying to do.

300
00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:36,235
They were on to him

301
00:15:36,322 --> 00:15:38,233
before he'd done anything wrong.

302
00:15:38,322 --> 00:15:40,233
- l disagree.
- Oh, you do?

303
00:15:40,322 --> 00:15:43,234
One afternoon at football,
you're Kenneth Wolstenholme.

304
00:15:43,322 --> 00:15:46,234
Who did YOU think
played the best?

305
00:15:46,322 --> 00:15:48,233
[Music drowns out dialogue]

306
00:16:07,762 --> 00:16:09,673
Might make an Arsenal defence

307
00:16:09,762 --> 00:16:11,161
of them yet, Robert.

308
00:16:11,242 --> 00:16:12,152
Yes, sir.

309
00:16:13,442 --> 00:16:16,161
Em, sir, you going
to Highbury next week?

310
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,561
- Nah.
- Oh.

311
00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:19,041
'Course l'm going.

312
00:16:19,122 --> 00:16:21,556
Want me to get you
a programme?

313
00:16:21,642 --> 00:16:23,041
lt's cash in advance.

314
00:16:23,122 --> 00:16:25,033
l've been caught too many times.

315
00:16:25,122 --> 00:16:26,521
No, it's not that.

316
00:16:26,602 --> 00:16:27,512
Em...

317
00:16:27,602 --> 00:16:29,035
could l come with you?

318
00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:32,593
That'd be a bit difficult.

319
00:16:33,762 --> 00:16:36,196
To be honest,
between you and me,

320
00:16:36,282 --> 00:16:39,194
- l go to the pub first.
- l could wait outside.

321
00:16:39,282 --> 00:16:42,194
l stand on the North Bank.
You wouldn't see.

322
00:16:42,282 --> 00:16:45,194
- l'd go down the front.
- Your mum'd love that.

323
00:16:45,282 --> 00:16:46,715
She says l have to go

324
00:16:46,802 --> 00:16:48,235
with a responsible adult.

325
00:16:48,322 --> 00:16:50,756
Saturday's the one
day of the week

326
00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:52,753
when l'm NOT
a responsible adult.

327
00:16:52,842 --> 00:16:54,753
l turn into someone your age.

328
00:16:54,842 --> 00:16:56,275
Not as sensible.

329
00:16:56,362 --> 00:16:58,080
She won't have to find out.

330
00:16:58,162 --> 00:17:00,073
l'm sorry, Robert, l can't.

331
00:17:01,162 --> 00:17:02,561
Well, not this week.

332
00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:04,553
Maybe some other time, eh?

333
00:17:04,642 --> 00:17:07,076
Next season when
you've grown a bit?

334
00:17:07,162 --> 00:17:08,561
Get you a programme.

335
00:17:08,642 --> 00:17:11,554
Cash in advance unnecessary,
on this occasion.

336
00:17:11,642 --> 00:17:13,041
To hell with it,

337
00:17:13,122 --> 00:17:14,840
you can have one for free.

338
00:17:14,922 --> 00:17:15,832
Thanks, sir.

339
00:17:19,802 --> 00:17:20,917
Bollocks!

340
00:17:21,002 --> 00:17:22,117
BOLLOCKS!

341
00:17:24,362 --> 00:17:26,318
[Paul] Nothing to worry about.

342
00:17:26,402 --> 00:17:29,314
His handwriting's a disgrace
to the human race

343
00:17:29,402 --> 00:17:32,314
but he's very bright
and enjoys the lessons.

344
00:17:32,402 --> 00:17:35,314
He does. He's always
goin' on about you.

345
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:38,314
lt's my enthusiasm for
Steinbeck's prose style.

346
00:17:38,402 --> 00:17:40,313
Either that or something else.

347
00:17:40,402 --> 00:17:41,596
The football, you mean?

348
00:17:41,682 --> 00:17:44,594
Robert thinks they might
win the championship

349
00:17:44,682 --> 00:17:46,559
for the first time since 1 970.

350
00:17:47,642 --> 00:17:48,757
1 971 .

351
00:17:48,842 --> 00:17:50,480
Gotta get things
like that right.

352
00:17:50,562 --> 00:17:51,472
Absolutely.

353
00:17:51,562 --> 00:17:53,393
Did he tell you what happened

354
00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:54,915
after football training?

355
00:17:55,002 --> 00:17:57,914
He asked me if l'd take him
to the Arsenal.

356
00:17:58,002 --> 00:17:59,435
Mr Ashworth, l'm so sorry.

357
00:17:59,522 --> 00:18:01,911
He just seemed uptight about it.

358
00:18:02,002 --> 00:18:04,516
His dad and me are
recently separated.

359
00:18:04,602 --> 00:18:06,911
lt was his dad
he used to go with.

360
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:10,312
- You don't wanna take him?
- Don't know anything about it.

361
00:18:10,402 --> 00:18:12,313
l very much doubt if he'd care.

362
00:18:12,402 --> 00:18:15,075
l can tell you everything
you need to know

363
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,595
in about five minutes.

364
00:18:16,682 --> 00:18:19,071
She seemed to enjoy
the Elizabethans

365
00:18:19,162 --> 00:18:20,595
but when we moved on,

366
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,242
she slipped back.
She dropped four places.

367
00:18:23,322 --> 00:18:25,233
Was it four? No, six.

368
00:18:25,322 --> 00:18:27,711
Which l found
a little disappointing

369
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:30,714
though l'm not sure
that she did.

370
00:18:30,802 --> 00:18:32,440
No. She's got her heart set

371
00:18:32,522 --> 00:18:35,434
on a hairdresser's
apprenticeship.

372
00:18:36,562 --> 00:18:37,472
Right.

373
00:18:40,562 --> 00:18:41,961
Thanks very much, then.

374
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,311
[Paul]
You come out the tube station,

375
00:18:49,402 --> 00:18:52,314
cross over the street
and in that entrance there,

376
00:18:52,402 --> 00:18:54,199
you buy unreserved seats, �7.

377
00:18:54,282 --> 00:18:55,715
My ex can pay.

378
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,713
- He's a Spurs fan, isn't he?
- Yeah.

379
00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:59,235
l'd go for �1 2 seats.

380
00:18:59,322 --> 00:19:01,711
Sting the bastard
for all you can get.

381
00:19:01,802 --> 00:19:03,201
Thank you so much.

382
00:19:03,282 --> 00:19:04,681
You've been really helpful.

383
00:19:06,642 --> 00:19:08,553
Hello, Mr Johnson.
How are you?

384
00:19:08,642 --> 00:19:10,553
Evening. Suppose you're feeling

385
00:19:10,642 --> 00:19:12,075
pretty pleased with life.

386
00:19:12,162 --> 00:19:12,442
[Music on radio]

387
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:13,670
[Music on radio]

388
00:19:13,762 --> 00:19:16,595
# Are you ready to be...
heartbroken?

389
00:19:16,682 --> 00:19:18,240
Oh, fuck it!

390
00:19:18,322 --> 00:19:22,679
# Well, you better
get ready now, baby

391
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,480
Would you like a lift?

392
00:19:24,562 --> 00:19:25,995
# Get ready to bleed

393
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,800
You don't know where l live.

394
00:19:27,882 --> 00:19:29,315
Yes, l do. Crouch End.

395
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,960
lt's on my way home.

396
00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:33,476
[Radio presenter]
'Don't forget, l'll be back

397
00:19:33,562 --> 00:19:35,917
'with all the top
sports stories...

398
00:19:36,002 --> 00:19:37,435
'But first of all...'

399
00:19:37,522 --> 00:19:38,875
How about you?

400
00:19:38,962 --> 00:19:39,951
Arsenal.

401
00:19:40,042 --> 00:19:42,431
lnside the stadium
or just nearby?

402
00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:48,841
[Radio presenter] 'Number one,

403
00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,833
'Abigail's Party,

404
00:19:50,922 --> 00:19:53,834
You really are Mr Popular,
aren't you?

405
00:19:53,922 --> 00:19:55,833
All those queues at your desk.

406
00:19:55,922 --> 00:19:57,275
'..Live commentary

407
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,273
'on three races
from that meeting.'

408
00:19:59,362 --> 00:20:00,511
Sorry.

409
00:20:00,602 --> 00:20:02,320
'And the main one at 3.45.

410
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,313
'Now the main sports stories.'

411
00:20:04,402 --> 00:20:07,792
What were you talking to
Robert Parker's mother about?

412
00:20:07,882 --> 00:20:09,793
'..Suspended Arsenal's
Paul Davis...'

413
00:20:09,882 --> 00:20:11,281
Shit! Fuck! Bollocks!

414
00:20:11,362 --> 00:20:12,477
l'm sorry?

415
00:20:13,562 --> 00:20:14,517
Paul Davis.

416
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:16,961
Who's Paul Davis?

417
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:17,952
Arsenal.

418
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,475
Were we talking about him?

419
00:20:19,562 --> 00:20:21,473
'..Signed a four-year
contract...'

420
00:20:21,562 --> 00:20:22,961
Sorry. l wasn't listening.

421
00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:24,953
'..Olympic headlines
from Seoul,

422
00:20:25,042 --> 00:20:27,351
'Linford Christie's
given the all-clear...'

423
00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:28,875
- Arsenal.
- Yes, you said.

424
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:31,874
No, l was talking
to Robert Parker's mother

425
00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:32,917
about Arsenal.

426
00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:33,957
God!

427
00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,435
l'm in the wrong job.

428
00:20:36,522 --> 00:20:38,240
Well, l'm in the wrong life.

429
00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:41,234
l spent hours preparing
for a parents' evening.

430
00:20:41,322 --> 00:20:44,234
No one could think
of two words to say to me.

431
00:20:44,322 --> 00:20:45,755
Yet they queue for hours

432
00:20:45,842 --> 00:20:47,560
to hear your pearls of wisdom

433
00:20:47,642 --> 00:20:50,554
on next week's game
against Wolves United!

434
00:20:50,642 --> 00:20:51,552
Yeah...

435
00:20:52,962 --> 00:20:54,680
Just Wolves. No United.

436
00:20:54,762 --> 00:20:56,195
Look, l'm sorry.

437
00:20:56,282 --> 00:20:57,681
lt must seem unfair.

438
00:20:57,762 --> 00:20:59,161
Yes, it does, actually.

439
00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:02,161
lt's the next left.

440
00:21:06,762 --> 00:21:09,196
Maybe you're too
uptight with them.

441
00:21:09,282 --> 00:21:10,681
Maybe you should just...

442
00:21:10,762 --> 00:21:12,195
be yourself more.

443
00:21:12,282 --> 00:21:15,672
All those files and folders
and what have you.

444
00:21:15,762 --> 00:21:17,480
That lS me being myself.

445
00:21:22,562 --> 00:21:23,961
lt's just here.

446
00:21:36,402 --> 00:21:38,313
D'you want a cup of coffee?

447
00:21:38,402 --> 00:21:39,596
OK.

448
00:21:39,682 --> 00:21:41,081
You don't have to.

449
00:21:41,162 --> 00:21:44,074
No, no, no. l'd...
Yeah, l'd like to.

450
00:21:50,162 --> 00:21:51,754
What are these for, then?

451
00:21:53,162 --> 00:21:56,074
They're not for anything.
They just look nice.

452
00:21:56,162 --> 00:21:57,595
Are they yours?

453
00:21:57,682 --> 00:21:58,592
No.

454
00:21:59,682 --> 00:22:01,081
Jo's. My flat-mate.

455
00:22:02,162 --> 00:22:03,561
lt's her place.

456
00:22:03,642 --> 00:22:05,553
She's away at the moment.

457
00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:10,161
Can l smoke?

458
00:22:13,762 --> 00:22:14,717
No.

459
00:22:21,162 --> 00:22:23,073
You can stay the night, though,

460
00:22:23,162 --> 00:22:24,561
if you want.

461
00:23:28,562 --> 00:23:29,961
Not on the carpet.

462
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:31,441
l can't afford it.

463
00:23:45,762 --> 00:23:48,674
You might have
the decency to run.

464
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:51,674
Then we wouldn't
be doing it together.

465
00:23:51,762 --> 00:23:52,672
Cocky cow.

466
00:23:52,762 --> 00:23:54,673
lt's just a fact. Look.

467
00:23:55,762 --> 00:23:56,877
OK! OK!

468
00:23:56,962 --> 00:23:58,361
l HATE you!

469
00:24:06,562 --> 00:24:08,473
l owe you a new carpet.

470
00:24:08,562 --> 00:24:10,473
Well, maybe a new spare bed.

471
00:24:10,562 --> 00:24:12,473
You shagged
the football hooligan!

472
00:24:12,562 --> 00:24:13,961
l knew it! l knew it!

473
00:24:14,042 --> 00:24:15,760
He's not a football hooligan.

474
00:24:15,842 --> 00:24:17,560
So he HAS read Byron?

475
00:24:17,642 --> 00:24:19,394
He's bound to have done!

476
00:24:20,642 --> 00:24:23,554
lt doesn't really matter
if he hasn't.

477
00:24:23,642 --> 00:24:25,360
Who'd have thought it, eh?

478
00:24:25,442 --> 00:24:28,354
''lron Knickers'' Hughes
ending up with a yob.

479
00:24:28,442 --> 00:24:29,841
He's not a yob

480
00:24:29,922 --> 00:24:32,038
and l'm not ending up with him.

481
00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:33,555
You wanna bet?

482
00:24:35,962 --> 00:24:37,395
Where are you off to?

483
00:24:37,482 --> 00:24:38,551
l'm starving.

484
00:24:38,642 --> 00:24:41,395
l was thinking of ringing
for a pizza.

485
00:24:42,602 --> 00:24:44,399
Have you read Byron?

486
00:24:44,482 --> 00:24:45,517
What?

487
00:24:45,602 --> 00:24:48,878
Have you read
any of Byron's poems?

488
00:24:48,962 --> 00:24:49,872
Yeah.

489
00:24:51,322 --> 00:24:54,678
''The Assyrian came down
like a wolf on the fold

490
00:24:54,762 --> 00:24:56,673
''and his somethings
were gleaming

491
00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:58,673
''in black and old gold.'' Crap.

492
00:24:58,762 --> 00:25:00,195
What are those?

493
00:25:01,402 --> 00:25:03,120
My...Arsenal boxer shorts.

494
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:04,920
They're not my best ones.

495
00:25:05,002 --> 00:25:06,401
l was running out.

496
00:25:06,482 --> 00:25:08,393
But you're willing to show them

497
00:25:08,482 --> 00:25:10,040
to another human being.

498
00:25:10,122 --> 00:25:12,431
l wasn't exactly
showing them to you.

499
00:25:12,522 --> 00:25:14,956
What d'you wanna know
about Byron for?

500
00:25:15,042 --> 00:25:17,954
Um...a bet.

501
00:25:18,042 --> 00:25:19,475
Did you win?

502
00:25:19,562 --> 00:25:20,995
l don't think so.

503
00:25:27,922 --> 00:25:29,355
Stay in line!

504
00:25:29,442 --> 00:25:31,831
Right, now push up!
Out! Out!

505
00:25:31,922 --> 00:25:33,321
That's it! Good lads.

506
00:25:33,402 --> 00:25:34,517
Offside, referee!

507
00:25:35,602 --> 00:25:36,512
Offside!

508
00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:37,557
Ref!

509
00:25:38,842 --> 00:25:40,753
Oi, ref, he was miles off.

510
00:25:40,842 --> 00:25:42,241
lt's not M Y fault.

511
00:25:42,322 --> 00:25:44,233
Too good a coach for this level.

512
00:25:44,322 --> 00:25:45,755
What's the score?

513
00:25:45,842 --> 00:25:46,797
One-all.

514
00:25:48,162 --> 00:25:51,552
lf you count that POXY GOAL
they just scored.

515
00:25:51,642 --> 00:25:53,075
What's this, Cup or League?

516
00:25:53,162 --> 00:25:54,561
Cup, quarter-final.

517
00:25:54,642 --> 00:25:56,155
- How long left?
- Fifteen.

518
00:25:57,442 --> 00:26:00,354
l wanted to talk to you
about a vacancy.

519
00:26:00,442 --> 00:26:02,876
Rosie Hunter's
handed in her notice.

520
00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:05,874
l wondered whether you'd be
interested in applying.

521
00:26:05,962 --> 00:26:07,361
Head of Year?

522
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:08,557
Um...well...

523
00:26:08,642 --> 00:26:11,076
Obviously not the most
attractive offer

524
00:26:11,162 --> 00:26:12,595
you've ever had.

525
00:26:12,682 --> 00:26:14,593
Come on, Ben! Get back with him!

526
00:26:14,682 --> 00:26:15,717
Sorry, Ted.

527
00:26:15,802 --> 00:26:18,191
l haven't fired you
with enthusiasm.

528
00:26:18,282 --> 00:26:19,681
lt's a lot of work.

529
00:26:19,762 --> 00:26:21,673
What do l wanna
do more work for?

530
00:26:21,762 --> 00:26:22,717
More money?

531
00:26:22,802 --> 00:26:24,713
l've got enough to pay my rent,

532
00:26:24,802 --> 00:26:26,201
enough for my season ticket

533
00:26:26,282 --> 00:26:28,193
and a couple of records a month.

534
00:26:28,282 --> 00:26:29,681
Got no family.

535
00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:31,673
l'd like you to think about it.

536
00:26:31,762 --> 00:26:33,957
Sorry. There's nothing
to think about.

537
00:26:34,042 --> 00:26:35,953
Come on, Sam! Put it away!

538
00:26:38,082 --> 00:26:38,992
YES!

539
00:26:46,442 --> 00:26:47,875
[Paul] Why aren't adults

540
00:26:47,962 --> 00:26:50,396
supposed to go mad
about anything?

541
00:26:50,482 --> 00:26:52,393
You've got to keep a lid on it.

542
00:26:52,482 --> 00:26:53,881
And if you don't,

543
00:26:53,962 --> 00:26:55,873
then people
are apparently entitled

544
00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:57,680
to say what they like.

545
00:26:57,762 --> 00:27:00,196
You haven't grown up,
you're a moron.

546
00:27:00,282 --> 00:27:02,671
Your conversation
is trivial and boorish.

547
00:27:02,762 --> 00:27:05,196
You can't express
your emotional needs.

548
00:27:05,282 --> 00:27:07,193
You can't relate
to your children

549
00:27:07,282 --> 00:27:09,477
and you die -
lonely and miserable.

550
00:27:09,562 --> 00:27:11,280
But you know, what the hell?

551
00:27:11,362 --> 00:27:13,273
Every cloud has a silver lining.

552
00:27:13,442 --> 00:27:16,195
Not on your own.
How many more times?

553
00:27:16,282 --> 00:27:19,194
You'll have to wait
until your father's over.

554
00:27:19,282 --> 00:27:21,955
So l'll get to Highbury
five times a year?

555
00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:24,954
lt's not my fault
your father lives abroad.

556
00:27:25,042 --> 00:27:27,954
Mum, they play 21 times a year

557
00:27:28,042 --> 00:27:29,475
plus Cup matches. That's...

558
00:27:29,562 --> 00:27:31,473
Mum, why is Crossroads a motel?

559
00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:32,995
What d'you mean?

560
00:27:33,082 --> 00:27:34,674
Why isn't it just a hotel?

561
00:27:34,762 --> 00:27:38,152
29! lf they get to
the League Cup semi-final,

562
00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:39,880
the FA Cup quarter-final...

563
00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:41,680
You can take your car there.

564
00:27:41,762 --> 00:27:43,161
You forgot Europe.

565
00:27:43,242 --> 00:27:45,756
l don't know how many
games last season.

566
00:27:45,842 --> 00:27:46,752
Oh, yeah.

567
00:27:46,842 --> 00:27:48,241
That's another five games.

568
00:27:48,322 --> 00:27:51,234
That hotel in Devon,
we took our car.

569
00:27:51,322 --> 00:27:53,233
Every round is home and away.

570
00:27:53,322 --> 00:27:55,756
We had to leave it
in the car park.

571
00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:58,072
Fives into thirty-five
goes seven.

572
00:27:58,162 --> 00:28:01,074
One-seventh of all
the home games. Pathetic!

573
00:28:01,162 --> 00:28:02,561
Paul, in a motel,

574
00:28:02,642 --> 00:28:05,361
you drive a car into a room!

575
00:28:05,442 --> 00:28:08,354
Say you only went to one-seventh

576
00:28:08,442 --> 00:28:10,114
your Choral Society

577
00:28:10,202 --> 00:28:11,601
They'd throw you out.

578
00:28:11,682 --> 00:28:14,276
Arsenal won't throw you out.
They want your money.

579
00:28:14,362 --> 00:28:15,795
l've looked it up.

580
00:28:15,882 --> 00:28:18,271
l can catch the 1 2.53
to Paddington,

581
00:28:18,362 --> 00:28:20,080
be at Paddington by 1 .36,

582
00:28:20,162 --> 00:28:21,595
get the Circle and District

583
00:28:21,682 --> 00:28:23,593
and Metropolitan Line
to Kings Cross.

584
00:28:23,682 --> 00:28:26,071
Then it's Caledonian Road,
Holloway Road,

585
00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:28,596
Arsenal, third stop.
Be there 2.1 5, easy.

586
00:28:28,682 --> 00:28:31,116
For Christ's sake,
go if you want to.

587
00:28:31,202 --> 00:28:32,635
Yes! Thanks, Mum.

588
00:28:32,722 --> 00:28:34,633
[Sings] Charlie, Charlie,

589
00:28:34,722 --> 00:28:36,633
Charlie, Charlie,

590
00:28:36,722 --> 00:28:40,032
Charlie's the King of Highbury.

591
00:28:40,122 --> 00:28:41,555
Don't come runnin' to me

592
00:28:41,642 --> 00:28:43,360
if you get stabbed to death.

593
00:28:43,442 --> 00:28:44,352
l won't.

594
00:28:44,442 --> 00:28:45,841
Jimmy Husband! Brilliant.

595
00:28:45,922 --> 00:28:47,321
[Paul] lt's not easy

596
00:28:47,402 --> 00:28:49,120
to become a football fan.

597
00:28:49,202 --> 00:28:50,635
lt takes years.

598
00:28:50,722 --> 00:28:52,633
But if you put in the hours,

599
00:28:52,722 --> 00:28:54,633
you're welcomed,
without question,

600
00:28:54,722 --> 00:28:56,155
into a new family.

601
00:28:56,242 --> 00:28:57,675
Except in this family,

602
00:28:57,762 --> 00:28:59,673
you care about the same people

603
00:28:59,762 --> 00:29:01,673
and hope for the same things.

604
00:29:01,762 --> 00:29:03,161
What's childish about that?

605
00:29:05,842 --> 00:29:08,276
A terrible foul
by McLintock on Rocastle.

606
00:29:08,362 --> 00:29:10,796
He'll be lucky
to stay on the pitch.

607
00:29:10,882 --> 00:29:12,281
lt wasn't THAT bad.

608
00:29:12,362 --> 00:29:15,274
lt was mistiming,
it wasn't malicious.

609
00:29:15,362 --> 00:29:16,431
Bollocks!

610
00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:19,434
So, that's a free kick
to 1 989 Arsenal

611
00:29:19,522 --> 00:29:21,001
and...Davis takes it.

612
00:29:21,082 --> 00:29:22,037
And...

613
00:29:23,082 --> 00:29:24,197
Goal!

614
00:29:24,282 --> 00:29:26,000
And that's 1 989 Arsenal four,

615
00:29:26,082 --> 00:29:27,515
1 971 Arsenal, nil.

616
00:29:27,602 --> 00:29:29,991
Bob Wilson will be
bitterly disappointed

617
00:29:30,082 --> 00:29:31,515
with that one.

618
00:29:31,602 --> 00:29:34,275
This lot would never beat
the Double team

619
00:29:34,362 --> 00:29:35,795
four-nil at Subbuteo.

620
00:29:35,882 --> 00:29:37,315
lt's just l'm crap at it!

621
00:29:37,402 --> 00:29:38,835
Should've chosen someone else.

622
00:29:38,922 --> 00:29:41,834
Who else played in yellow
and blue away strip?

623
00:29:41,922 --> 00:29:43,355
- Everton?
- Be Everton, then.

624
00:29:43,442 --> 00:29:45,353
OK. But this game's abandoned.

625
00:29:45,442 --> 00:29:47,353
l can't start
suddenly pretending

626
00:29:47,442 --> 00:29:50,354
that John Radford's Joe Royle.
lt'd do my head in.

627
00:29:50,442 --> 00:29:51,875
Have to start again.

628
00:29:51,962 --> 00:29:52,872
Nil-nil.

629
00:29:54,162 --> 00:29:56,073
All right. Go on, then.

630
00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:57,072
Yes!

631
00:30:00,762 --> 00:30:02,673
What are you thinking about?

632
00:30:03,762 --> 00:30:07,311
- Oh...stuff.
- What stuff?

633
00:30:07,402 --> 00:30:10,075
l was thinking about
DH Lawrence, actually.

634
00:30:10,162 --> 00:30:11,072
Yeah?

635
00:30:11,162 --> 00:30:12,561
What about him?

636
00:30:13,642 --> 00:30:14,597
Well...

637
00:30:16,562 --> 00:30:18,473
Well...about his books.

638
00:30:19,762 --> 00:30:21,195
What about his books?

639
00:30:21,282 --> 00:30:23,876
Just...which one's the longest.

640
00:30:28,762 --> 00:30:29,717
And?

641
00:30:31,762 --> 00:30:33,161
l-l couldn't remember.

642
00:30:33,242 --> 00:30:36,154
Well, which one did
you think it might be?

643
00:30:36,242 --> 00:30:38,676
That's just it.
l couldn't decide.

644
00:30:38,762 --> 00:30:40,161
Between what and what?

645
00:30:40,242 --> 00:30:41,152
Mm...

646
00:30:45,562 --> 00:30:47,473
Well, ''Lady
Chatterley's Lover''...

647
00:30:47,562 --> 00:30:50,076
- And...?
- And, um...

648
00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:54,674
l wasn't thinking
about DH Lawrence at all.

649
00:30:54,762 --> 00:30:56,161
You amaze me.

650
00:30:56,242 --> 00:30:57,960
l was thinking about Arsenal.

651
00:30:58,042 --> 00:30:59,157
l'm staggered.

652
00:30:59,242 --> 00:31:01,676
We might win
the League this year.

653
00:31:01,762 --> 00:31:04,674
We're half-way through
the season and we're top

654
00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:06,480
and they'll fuck it up but...

655
00:31:06,562 --> 00:31:08,280
You're not impressed, are you?

656
00:31:08,362 --> 00:31:11,274
l am. l hope
they win the League.

657
00:31:11,362 --> 00:31:12,761
lt's just that...

658
00:31:12,842 --> 00:31:14,241
Why did you lie?

659
00:31:15,762 --> 00:31:17,673
l've got to vary the answers.

660
00:31:17,762 --> 00:31:19,673
l can't say Arsenal every time.

661
00:31:23,162 --> 00:31:25,471
l can't find any...''Bread''.

662
00:31:25,562 --> 00:31:27,473
Do l look like the sort of man

663
00:31:27,562 --> 00:31:29,280
who'd have a ''Bread'' album?

664
00:31:29,362 --> 00:31:31,796
No, you look like
the kind of man

665
00:31:31,882 --> 00:31:33,793
who has a ''Bollock Brothers''
album.

666
00:31:33,882 --> 00:31:35,315
l wouldn't put that on.

667
00:31:35,402 --> 00:31:38,314
lt's a bit...not the right mood.

668
00:31:38,402 --> 00:31:39,357
Oh?

669
00:31:41,082 --> 00:31:42,993
And what's the right mood?

670
00:31:44,362 --> 00:31:46,273
Well, l don't know, just...

671
00:31:46,362 --> 00:31:47,795
something...you know.

672
00:31:47,882 --> 00:31:48,837
What?

673
00:31:50,282 --> 00:31:51,715
You know, just...

674
00:31:51,802 --> 00:31:54,521
something not as...
sweary and loud.

675
00:31:56,562 --> 00:31:58,951
Paul, that's the most
romantic thing

676
00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:00,953
you've ever said to me.

677
00:32:01,042 --> 00:32:02,157
Shut up.

678
00:32:03,602 --> 00:32:04,796
[They giggle]

679
00:32:06,762 --> 00:32:08,718
[Sarah] By the way,
congratulations.

680
00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:11,361
[Paul] On what?

681
00:32:11,442 --> 00:32:12,875
Two-nil. Quinn and Dixon.

682
00:32:12,962 --> 00:32:14,395
Goal in each half.

683
00:32:14,482 --> 00:32:17,201
Top of the League.
Nine games to go.

684
00:32:17,282 --> 00:32:19,193
George Graham sees no reason

685
00:32:19,282 --> 00:32:22,718
why Arsenal shouldn't bring
the title back to Highbury

686
00:32:22,802 --> 00:32:24,713
for the first time in 1 6 years.

687
00:32:24,802 --> 00:32:25,712
1 8 years.

688
00:32:25,802 --> 00:32:27,713
l'm sure he said 1 6.

689
00:32:27,802 --> 00:32:29,713
Oh, right. Maybe l'm wrong.

690
00:32:29,802 --> 00:32:31,713
Yeah, OK, OK. 1 8. Whatever.

691
00:32:33,762 --> 00:32:35,673
So, when does it all end?

692
00:32:35,762 --> 00:32:36,797
May.

693
00:32:36,882 --> 00:32:39,680
And what happens
then, in the summer?

694
00:32:39,762 --> 00:32:41,195
Just sit in the park

695
00:32:41,282 --> 00:32:44,194
and wait for the fixture
list to come out.

696
00:32:44,282 --> 00:32:46,193
So what about this summer?

697
00:32:46,282 --> 00:32:47,681
That's a good point.

698
00:32:47,762 --> 00:32:50,674
We might be
in the Charity Shield.

699
00:32:50,762 --> 00:32:53,196
That isn't the point
l was making.

700
00:32:54,282 --> 00:32:57,991
We've been...
seeing each other -

701
00:32:58,082 --> 00:32:59,993
well, we've been
sleeping together

702
00:33:00,082 --> 00:33:01,515
for six months now.

703
00:33:01,602 --> 00:33:03,513
And we've never even planned

704
00:33:03,602 --> 00:33:05,035
a holiday together.

705
00:33:05,122 --> 00:33:07,556
lt's a miracle
if we plan a weekend

706
00:33:07,642 --> 00:33:09,041
before Friday afternoon.

707
00:33:09,122 --> 00:33:12,034
And yet you know
what Arsenal are doing

708
00:33:12,122 --> 00:33:13,555
for months in advance.

709
00:33:13,642 --> 00:33:15,553
They produce a fixture list.

710
00:33:15,642 --> 00:33:17,553
Well, l can do that for you.

711
00:33:17,642 --> 00:33:19,041
Give me your diary

712
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,033
and l'll put some dates in it.

713
00:33:21,122 --> 00:33:22,521
Don't be daft.

714
00:33:22,602 --> 00:33:24,001
What's daft about it?

715
00:33:24,082 --> 00:33:26,471
l don't really see
the difference.

716
00:33:29,962 --> 00:33:32,396
How about Saturday,
October the 8th?

717
00:33:32,482 --> 00:33:33,915
Let's go away somewhere.

718
00:33:34,002 --> 00:33:36,914
l haven't got next season's
fixture list yet.

719
00:33:37,002 --> 00:33:39,470
You know you're seeing
Arsenal next year.

720
00:33:39,562 --> 00:33:42,201
You can't say whether
you'll be seeing me.

721
00:33:42,282 --> 00:33:44,193
So what? Everyone's like that.

722
00:33:44,282 --> 00:33:47,672
You know you'll be seeing
your sister next season.

723
00:33:47,762 --> 00:33:49,161
Sisters don't have seasons.

724
00:33:49,242 --> 00:33:50,197
Whatever.

725
00:33:50,282 --> 00:33:52,637
Look, l know where this is going

726
00:33:52,722 --> 00:33:54,155
and you're dead wrong.

727
00:33:54,242 --> 00:33:57,154
l'm capable of commitment
and all that stuff.

728
00:33:57,242 --> 00:33:58,960
lf it doesn't happen with you,

729
00:33:59,042 --> 00:34:00,760
that's because of you, not me.

730
00:34:00,842 --> 00:34:03,675
21 years l've been
going to Arsenal.

731
00:34:03,762 --> 00:34:04,717
21 years.

732
00:34:05,962 --> 00:34:08,874
Paul, l don't know
whether you've noticed

733
00:34:08,962 --> 00:34:11,601
but Arsenal are a football team.

734
00:34:11,682 --> 00:34:14,071
And you think
there's a difference?

735
00:34:14,162 --> 00:34:15,561
Yes, l do.

736
00:34:15,642 --> 00:34:18,076
That shows what
you know about it.

737
00:34:20,962 --> 00:34:22,873
[TV] '..Will need a fitness test

738
00:34:22,962 --> 00:34:24,395
'shortly before kick-off.'

739
00:34:24,482 --> 00:34:25,915
That looked like Rocky.

740
00:34:26,002 --> 00:34:28,436
Jo, go back to
the news a minute.

741
00:34:28,522 --> 00:34:30,240
lt's only the local news.

742
00:34:30,322 --> 00:34:32,472
l know. lt looked like Rocky.

743
00:34:32,562 --> 00:34:34,359
Who looked like Rocky?

744
00:34:34,442 --> 00:34:36,160
Who the hell is Rocky?

745
00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:38,676
Doesn't matter.
We've missed it now.

746
00:34:41,682 --> 00:34:44,116
that ''Rocky''
is an Arsenal player.

747
00:34:44,202 --> 00:34:45,601
Yeah, David Rocastle.

748
00:34:45,682 --> 00:34:49,072
And how do you know
what he looks like?

749
00:34:49,162 --> 00:34:50,595
Well, l don't know.

750
00:34:50,682 --> 00:34:52,593
lt sinks in after a while.

751
00:34:52,682 --> 00:34:54,115
What else has sunk in?

752
00:34:54,202 --> 00:34:57,319
D'you know where they are
in the Championship Cup

753
00:34:57,402 --> 00:34:59,313
and who their best
goal-hanger is?

754
00:34:59,402 --> 00:35:01,358
l'm not turning into a moron.

755
00:35:01,442 --> 00:35:04,115
OK, l know they're
top of the League.

756
00:35:04,202 --> 00:35:05,635
That's easy to remember.

757
00:35:05,722 --> 00:35:08,156
And l know that
Alan ''Smudger'' Smith

758
00:35:08,242 --> 00:35:10,153
has scored most of the goals.

759
00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:11,675
But it doesn't...

760
00:35:11,762 --> 00:35:13,195
l'm going next week.

761
00:35:13,282 --> 00:35:14,192
You're going?

762
00:35:14,282 --> 00:35:15,192
Yeah.

763
00:35:15,282 --> 00:35:16,681
To a football match?

764
00:35:16,762 --> 00:35:18,673
Yeah. l thought l should.

765
00:35:18,762 --> 00:35:20,480
Ooh. l tell you, girl,

766
00:35:20,562 --> 00:35:22,280
you'd better watch yourself.

767
00:35:22,362 --> 00:35:24,398
Soon after Tim and l split up,

768
00:35:24,482 --> 00:35:25,915
l woke up one morning

769
00:35:26,002 --> 00:35:28,914
and realised l could
remember his batting average

770
00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,435
for the previous season.

771
00:35:30,522 --> 00:35:32,114
Harmless enough, isn't it?

772
00:35:32,202 --> 00:35:33,112
No!

773
00:35:33,202 --> 00:35:34,920
lt's all a sinister form

774
00:35:35,002 --> 00:35:36,435
of male manipulation.

775
00:35:36,522 --> 00:35:37,557
Rubbish!

776
00:35:37,642 --> 00:35:39,075
lt's true!

777
00:35:39,162 --> 00:35:40,595
You get colonised.

778
00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:43,116
Your native culture
gets driven out

779
00:35:43,202 --> 00:35:45,113
and it's replaced by stuff

780
00:35:45,202 --> 00:35:47,318
you don't even wanna know about.

781
00:35:47,402 --> 00:35:49,313
They're like
bloody missionaries.

782
00:35:49,402 --> 00:35:52,314
They bore you stupid
until you cave in

783
00:35:52,402 --> 00:35:53,835
then they fuck off!

784
00:35:56,322 --> 00:35:58,233
[Paul imitates Clangers]

785
00:35:58,322 --> 00:35:59,277
Shut up!

786
00:36:00,322 --> 00:36:01,721
Did you get it?

787
00:36:04,242 --> 00:36:05,152
Yes.

788
00:36:05,242 --> 00:36:06,675
Can l see it?

789
00:36:08,762 --> 00:36:10,195
lt's in me purse.

790
00:36:10,282 --> 00:36:11,715
Brilliant. Thanks, Mum.

791
00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:14,714
l've got to do
an extra hour tomorrow.

792
00:36:14,802 --> 00:36:16,713
Left the office at twelve,

793
00:36:16,802 --> 00:36:18,713
l didn't get back till three.

794
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:21,316
They asked you
what end you wanted?

795
00:36:21,402 --> 00:36:24,121
No. l said, ''One, please''
and they gave me that.

796
00:36:25,922 --> 00:36:27,833
How comes you got a ticket

797
00:36:27,922 --> 00:36:29,355
in the Reading end?

798
00:36:29,442 --> 00:36:31,353
Had to get it off a tout.

799
00:36:31,442 --> 00:36:33,353
How much did that cost you?

800
00:36:33,442 --> 00:36:34,352
Fiver.

801
00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:35,875
D'you live in lslington?

802
00:36:35,962 --> 00:36:37,395
Well, near, yeah.

803
00:36:37,482 --> 00:36:39,393
[Man] How near is near?

804
00:36:39,482 --> 00:36:40,995
Place called Maidenhead.

805
00:36:41,082 --> 00:36:41,992
Maidenhead?

806
00:36:42,082 --> 00:36:43,481
Maidenhead in Berkshire?

807
00:36:43,562 --> 00:36:45,314
Two miles down the road?

808
00:36:45,402 --> 00:36:46,835
More like six.

809
00:36:46,922 --> 00:36:48,799
Bit nearer Reading than Arsenal.

810
00:36:48,882 --> 00:36:51,794
You should be
supporting your local team.

811
00:36:51,882 --> 00:36:52,792
Look...

812
00:36:52,882 --> 00:36:54,031
Excuse me.

813
00:36:54,122 --> 00:36:55,794
Just seen someone l know.

814
00:36:59,682 --> 00:37:02,958
And was the ticket
all right, in the end?

815
00:37:03,042 --> 00:37:04,441
l was standing with a load

816
00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:05,921
of country bumpkins at first.

817
00:37:06,002 --> 00:37:07,913
Then l found Jenkins and them.

818
00:37:08,002 --> 00:37:09,958
So you stood with Jenkins?

819
00:37:10,042 --> 00:37:11,475
What would YOU know?

820
00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:14,315
You must've been sick
when they equalised.

821
00:37:14,402 --> 00:37:15,835
l heard it on the radio.

822
00:37:15,922 --> 00:37:17,355
The place went mad.

823
00:37:17,442 --> 00:37:19,398
Just had to stand and take it.

824
00:37:19,482 --> 00:37:21,040
Good old Pat Rice, though.

825
00:37:21,122 --> 00:37:23,636
- He never scores, Pat Rice.
- First of the season.

826
00:37:23,722 --> 00:37:26,395
We're good in the Cups,
aren't we?

827
00:37:30,162 --> 00:37:31,595
McNab won't play.

828
00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:33,593
Bertie Mee wouldn't risk him.

829
00:37:33,682 --> 00:37:36,594
How long will it take
to get to Birmingham?

830
00:37:36,682 --> 00:37:38,593
Couple of hours. Maybe three.

831
00:37:38,682 --> 00:37:40,400
But we'll be there by two?

832
00:37:40,482 --> 00:37:41,437
Oh, sure.

833
00:37:44,562 --> 00:37:47,998
How about if we did something
different this afternoon?

834
00:37:48,082 --> 00:37:49,481
How d'you mean?

835
00:37:49,562 --> 00:37:50,995
l thought you might like

836
00:37:51,082 --> 00:37:53,676
to meet Jane and
the kids for lunch.

837
00:37:53,762 --> 00:37:55,673
Then maybe take 'em to the zoo

838
00:37:55,762 --> 00:37:57,195
or pictures...somewhere.

839
00:37:58,962 --> 00:38:00,680
They've been over this week

840
00:38:00,762 --> 00:38:02,161
visiting their grandmother.

841
00:38:02,242 --> 00:38:03,675
They'd love to meet you.

842
00:38:03,762 --> 00:38:06,356
You don't mean instead
of the game, do you?

843
00:38:06,442 --> 00:38:07,841
We couldn't do both.

844
00:38:07,922 --> 00:38:10,834
You didn't get
any tickets, did you?

845
00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:13,356
The tickets are
waiting for us there.

846
00:38:13,442 --> 00:38:16,354
So you're telling me
you've got tickets

847
00:38:16,442 --> 00:38:19,752
but you wanna go and see
''The Jungle Book''?

848
00:38:21,562 --> 00:38:23,280
You're teasing me, aren't you?

849
00:38:23,362 --> 00:38:25,273
We don't have to go to Arsenal

850
00:38:25,362 --> 00:38:27,273
every time l'm in London, do we?

851
00:38:27,362 --> 00:38:30,115
l thought we were
beyond that stage.

852
00:38:31,802 --> 00:38:34,236
We'll never be
beyond that stage.

853
00:39:06,202 --> 00:39:09,114
# Out here in the fields

854
00:39:09,202 --> 00:39:11,113
[Supporters chant]

855
00:39:11,202 --> 00:39:13,113
# l fight for my meals

856
00:39:14,762 --> 00:39:18,721
# l get my back into my living

857
00:39:23,162 --> 00:39:25,073
# l don't need to fight

858
00:39:26,762 --> 00:39:28,673
# To prove l'm right

859
00:39:31,162 --> 00:39:35,075
# l don't need to be forgiven

860
00:39:36,402 --> 00:39:38,313
[Fans chant Arsenal songs]

861
00:40:03,762 --> 00:40:06,674
l thought you said
you'd look after me.

862
00:40:06,762 --> 00:40:09,720
You said you didn't need
looking after.

863
00:40:10,802 --> 00:40:12,201
[Chanting] You're gonna get

864
00:40:12,282 --> 00:40:14,000
your fucking heads kicked in!

865
00:40:14,082 --> 00:40:16,437
Gonna get your fucking heads
kicked in!

866
00:40:16,522 --> 00:40:17,955
[Rowdy shouting]

867
00:40:29,002 --> 00:40:31,721
Fucking jump
for the ball, Niall!

868
00:40:31,802 --> 00:40:33,235
Come on, Arsenal!

869
00:40:33,322 --> 00:40:34,835
Do you want this or not?

870
00:40:36,402 --> 00:40:38,313
[Announcer]
'Everton nil, Norwich nil.'

871
00:40:38,402 --> 00:40:40,120
You'll get used to it.

872
00:40:40,202 --> 00:40:42,113
l don't wanna get used to it.

873
00:40:42,202 --> 00:40:45,114
What's going on at
the Liverpool/Forest game?

874
00:40:45,202 --> 00:40:46,635
There's trouble or something.

875
00:40:46,722 --> 00:40:48,155
They ain't kicked off yet.

876
00:40:48,242 --> 00:40:50,153
There. Heard about Hillsborough?

877
00:40:50,242 --> 00:40:51,675
This guy was just saying.

878
00:40:51,762 --> 00:40:54,196
Bloke up there reckons
there's people hurt.

879
00:40:54,282 --> 00:40:55,681
Jesus. What happened?

880
00:40:55,762 --> 00:40:56,717
l dunno.

881
00:41:31,082 --> 00:41:32,515
You all right?

882
00:41:32,602 --> 00:41:34,001
Yeah, l'm fine.

883
00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:38,072
Arsenal!

884
00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:40,277
Arsenal!

885
00:41:42,002 --> 00:41:42,957
Arsenal!

886
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:44,957
Arsenal!

887
00:41:59,002 --> 00:42:00,435
[TV] 'Semi-final

888
00:42:00,522 --> 00:42:02,956
'between Nottingham Forest
and Liverpool

889
00:42:03,042 --> 00:42:05,431
'at the Hillsborough ground
in Sheffield.

890
00:42:05,522 --> 00:42:08,434
'lt's feared that at least

891
00:42:08,522 --> 00:42:10,160
'were crushed to death.

892
00:42:10,242 --> 00:42:12,676
'Hundreds were forced
on to the pitch.'

893
00:42:12,762 --> 00:42:14,195
lt's just so stupid.

894
00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:16,716
'The Liverpool manager,
Kenny Dalglish,

895
00:42:16,802 --> 00:42:19,236
'and his opposite number,
Brian Clough,

896
00:42:19,322 --> 00:42:21,631
'were clearly appalled
by the scenes.

897
00:42:21,722 --> 00:42:24,156
'There's so far
nothing to suggest...'

898
00:42:24,242 --> 00:42:25,152
So stupid.

899
00:42:25,242 --> 00:42:26,721
'..that what happened

900
00:42:26,802 --> 00:42:29,714
'was the result
of violence amongst fans.'

901
00:42:29,802 --> 00:42:32,475
They must've realised
something like this

902
00:42:32,562 --> 00:42:33,995
was gonna happen one day.

903
00:42:34,082 --> 00:42:35,993
One afternoon on the North Bank

904
00:42:36,082 --> 00:42:37,481
and you're an expert.

905
00:42:39,762 --> 00:42:41,161
Well, that's it, then.

906
00:42:41,242 --> 00:42:42,152
That's what?

907
00:42:42,242 --> 00:42:44,676
You can't go back now, can you?

908
00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:46,161
'Course we will.

909
00:42:47,762 --> 00:42:49,161
How can you?

910
00:42:49,242 --> 00:42:50,436
Because...

911
00:42:50,522 --> 00:42:52,240
because everyone else will.

912
00:42:52,322 --> 00:42:54,233
Because the game will go on.

913
00:42:54,322 --> 00:42:56,233
They'll even replay this one.

914
00:42:56,322 --> 00:42:57,755
This doesn't change anything.

915
00:43:03,162 --> 00:43:05,073
l just don't get you.

916
00:43:08,162 --> 00:43:09,880
No, l know you don't.

917
00:43:11,402 --> 00:43:14,314
lt's not just me you don't get.
lt's any of us.

918
00:43:14,402 --> 00:43:15,835
l hope the rest of them

919
00:43:15,922 --> 00:43:18,641
aren't as selfish
and manipulative as you.

920
00:43:18,722 --> 00:43:21,634
What's selfish about
watching a football team?

921
00:43:21,722 --> 00:43:23,440
lt's all selfish, all of it!

922
00:43:23,522 --> 00:43:24,955
All those stupid stories

923
00:43:25,042 --> 00:43:26,475
about how your mum's cats

924
00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:28,473
are called after great players

925
00:43:28,562 --> 00:43:30,473
and how she drove
through the snow

926
00:43:30,562 --> 00:43:31,995
to get you a Cup ticket.

927
00:43:32,082 --> 00:43:33,800
You stopped seeing your father

928
00:43:33,882 --> 00:43:35,315
when you didn't need him

929
00:43:35,402 --> 00:43:37,313
to take you
to the games any more.

930
00:43:37,402 --> 00:43:38,835
And we're supposed to understand

931
00:43:38,922 --> 00:43:40,355
because football's football.

932
00:43:40,442 --> 00:43:42,876
When we think of Paul,
we think of Arsenal.

933
00:43:42,962 --> 00:43:44,361
lt makes me sick!

934
00:43:53,162 --> 00:43:54,561
l hated this afternoon.

935
00:43:55,642 --> 00:43:57,041
D'you wanna know why?

936
00:43:59,642 --> 00:44:02,554
Because if you didn't
give a toss about Arsenal,

937
00:44:02,642 --> 00:44:04,075
what are you left with?

938
00:44:04,162 --> 00:44:07,074
You pay �5 to stand
on a lump of concrete.

939
00:44:07,162 --> 00:44:10,120
You can't see anything,
you're not even safe.

940
00:44:10,202 --> 00:44:11,601
And you can't complain

941
00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:14,594
because that would be
letting the lads down.

942
00:44:14,682 --> 00:44:17,116
That'd show
you didn't care enough.

943
00:44:18,362 --> 00:44:21,115
Well, at least
we care about something.

944
00:44:21,202 --> 00:44:24,114
At least we're not in
night after night

945
00:44:24,202 --> 00:44:26,113
worrying about our lesson plans.

946
00:44:26,202 --> 00:44:29,717
Whether a Scale 3
might come up in Bournemouth.

947
00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:32,760
Perhaps one day you'll learn

948
00:44:32,842 --> 00:44:35,754
to care about something
you can't tick.

949
00:44:39,162 --> 00:44:40,117
Thanks.

950
00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:50,517
l'm sorry.

951
00:44:53,162 --> 00:44:55,118
[Front door opens
then closes]

952
00:45:04,762 --> 00:45:07,674
[Paul] Football
has meant too much to me

953
00:45:07,762 --> 00:45:10,196
and come to represent
too many things.

954
00:45:10,282 --> 00:45:11,761
After a while,

955
00:45:11,842 --> 00:45:14,754
it all gets mixed up
together in your head.

956
00:45:14,842 --> 00:45:16,275
You can't remember whether

957
00:45:16,362 --> 00:45:18,273
life's shit
because Arsenal's shit

958
00:45:18,362 --> 00:45:19,795
or the other way round.

959
00:45:19,882 --> 00:45:22,316
l've been to watch
far too many games,

960
00:45:22,402 --> 00:45:24,120
spent far too much money.

961
00:45:24,202 --> 00:45:25,635
Fretted about Arsenal

962
00:45:25,722 --> 00:45:27,155
when l should have been

963
00:45:27,242 --> 00:45:28,960
fretting about something else.

964
00:45:29,042 --> 00:45:32,432
l've asked too much
of the people l love.

965
00:45:32,522 --> 00:45:34,001
OK, l accept all that.

966
00:45:34,082 --> 00:45:36,516
Perhaps it's something
you can't understand

967
00:45:36,602 --> 00:45:38,035
unless you belong.

968
00:45:38,122 --> 00:45:39,840
But what about this...?

969
00:45:39,922 --> 00:45:41,321
Three minutes to go

970
00:45:41,402 --> 00:45:44,280
and you're two-one up
in a semi-final.

971
00:45:44,362 --> 00:45:47,274
You look around and see
thousands of faces

972
00:45:47,362 --> 00:45:49,796
contorted with fear
and hope and worry.

973
00:45:49,882 --> 00:45:51,315
Everyone lost.

974
00:45:51,402 --> 00:45:54,121
Everything else
gone out of their heads.

975
00:45:54,202 --> 00:45:55,635
Then the whistle blows

976
00:45:55,722 --> 00:45:57,155
and everyone goes spare.

977
00:45:57,242 --> 00:45:59,153
And just for those few minutes,

978
00:45:59,242 --> 00:46:01,881
you're at the centre
of the whole world.

979
00:46:01,962 --> 00:46:04,396
And the fact
that you care so much,

980
00:46:04,482 --> 00:46:06,200
that the noise you've made

981
00:46:06,282 --> 00:46:08,716
has been such
a crucial part of it,

982
00:46:08,802 --> 00:46:10,520
is what makes it special.

983
00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:13,036
You've been
as important as the players

984
00:46:13,122 --> 00:46:15,033
and if you hadn't been there,

985
00:46:15,122 --> 00:46:18,034
who'd have been bothered
about football, really?

986
00:46:18,122 --> 00:46:19,521
The great thing is,

987
00:46:19,602 --> 00:46:21,513
it comes round again and again.

988
00:46:21,602 --> 00:46:23,035
There's always another season.

989
00:46:23,122 --> 00:46:25,033
lf you lose
the Cup Final in May,

990
00:46:25,122 --> 00:46:29,035
there's the third round
to look forward to in January.

991
00:46:29,122 --> 00:46:30,521
What's wrong with that?

992
00:46:30,602 --> 00:46:32,274
lt's actually pretty comforting

993
00:46:32,362 --> 00:46:33,795
if you think about it.

994
00:46:33,882 --> 00:46:35,315
But every now and then -

995
00:46:35,402 --> 00:46:37,791
not very often, but it happens -

996
00:46:37,882 --> 00:46:39,793
you catch a glimpse of a world

997
00:46:39,882 --> 00:46:41,793
that doesn't work like that.

998
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:44,316
A world that doesn't stop in May

999
00:46:44,402 --> 00:46:46,120
and begin again in August.

1000
00:46:46,202 --> 00:46:49,114
There's some stuff
that just never comes back.

1001
00:46:49,202 --> 00:46:52,114
And some stuff
that just won't go away.

1002
00:46:52,202 --> 00:46:55,114
And some stuff
that you couldn't ignore

1003
00:46:55,202 --> 00:46:56,635
even if you wanted to.

1004
00:46:58,362 --> 00:46:59,795
[Phone rings]

1005
00:47:05,722 --> 00:47:06,677
Hello.

1006
00:47:06,762 --> 00:47:08,161
[Paul] 'lt's me.'

1007
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:10,153
Do you know what time it is?

1008
00:47:10,242 --> 00:47:11,641
'Yeah, and l'm sorry.'

1009
00:47:13,882 --> 00:47:15,281
Listen, are you pregnant?

1010
00:48:07,162 --> 00:48:08,561
Are these for me?

1011
00:48:11,162 --> 00:48:12,072
Yeah.

1012
00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:15,552
Flowers.

1013
00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:17,394
l suppose they were,

1014
00:48:17,482 --> 00:48:18,915
once upon a time.

1015
00:48:19,002 --> 00:48:19,912
Thank you.

1016
00:48:22,762 --> 00:48:24,161
Come on, Jo.

1017
00:48:29,242 --> 00:48:30,197
Oh.

1018
00:48:33,162 --> 00:48:34,515
And chocolates!

1019
00:48:40,202 --> 00:48:40,962
lt's come just at
the right time for me.

1020
00:48:40,962 --> 00:48:43,112
lt's come just at
the right time for me.

1021
00:48:43,202 --> 00:48:46,638
l was gettin' bored with
that pub and football stuff.

1022
00:48:46,722 --> 00:48:48,633
You can only spend so much time

1023
00:48:48,722 --> 00:48:49,996
playing Subbuteo.

1024
00:48:50,082 --> 00:48:52,198
Having a kid's a brilliant idea.

1025
00:48:52,282 --> 00:48:54,193
lt wasn't really an idea.

1026
00:48:54,282 --> 00:48:56,193
lt might as well have been.

1027
00:48:56,282 --> 00:48:57,476
lt's perfect.

1028
00:48:57,562 --> 00:48:59,280
lt's not just the baby.

1029
00:48:59,362 --> 00:49:01,637
lt's, you know,
it's you as well.

1030
00:49:01,722 --> 00:49:03,633
l think we're good together.

1031
00:49:03,722 --> 00:49:06,031
l thought l was
Miss Jean Brodie.

1032
00:49:06,122 --> 00:49:09,034
l was wrong.
l've been thinking about this.

1033
00:49:10,122 --> 00:49:11,555
You're George Graham.

1034
00:49:12,882 --> 00:49:14,315
The Arsenal manager.

1035
00:49:14,402 --> 00:49:16,313
And that's good, is it?

1036
00:49:16,402 --> 00:49:17,312
lt's brilliant.

1037
00:49:17,402 --> 00:49:18,835
You're careful and organised

1038
00:49:18,922 --> 00:49:20,480
and methodical and all that.

1039
00:49:20,562 --> 00:49:21,995
That's why we work.

1040
00:49:22,082 --> 00:49:23,754
l need somebody like that.

1041
00:49:23,842 --> 00:49:25,753
And you need somebody
like me....

1042
00:49:25,842 --> 00:49:27,241
Work well as a team.

1043
00:49:27,322 --> 00:49:29,040
Not even as a team, as a club.

1044
00:49:29,122 --> 00:49:31,955
Paul, you do talk
some terrible nonsense.

1045
00:49:32,042 --> 00:49:33,475
lt's not. lt's the truth.

1046
00:49:33,562 --> 00:49:34,961
lt's all working out.

1047
00:49:35,042 --> 00:49:36,839
Wife and baby, that'll do me.

1048
00:49:36,922 --> 00:49:39,231
Who said anything about a wife?

1049
00:49:39,322 --> 00:49:42,234
We'd want to do it
properly, wouldn't we?

1050
00:49:42,322 --> 00:49:43,755
Liam? lf it's a boy.

1051
00:49:43,842 --> 00:49:46,072
The greatest Arsenal player ever

1052
00:49:46,162 --> 00:49:47,595
but it's a nice name.

1053
00:49:47,682 --> 00:49:49,354
Better apply for the job.

1054
00:49:49,442 --> 00:49:50,477
What job?

1055
00:49:50,562 --> 00:49:52,951
Rosie's Head of Year
job. l said no -

1056
00:49:53,042 --> 00:49:55,158
but now, brilliant.
Perfect timing.

1057
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:57,153
We'll need a bit more money

1058
00:49:57,242 --> 00:49:58,960
'cause we'll need a house.

1059
00:49:59,042 --> 00:50:00,953
- Paul...
- Ted'll be pleased, anyway.

1060
00:50:01,042 --> 00:50:02,475
- Liam, brilliant.
- Paul...

1061
00:50:02,562 --> 00:50:04,200
We could live near the ground.

1062
00:50:04,282 --> 00:50:07,672
lt's cheap 'cause no-one
wants a football stadium

1063
00:50:07,762 --> 00:50:09,673
on their doorstep.
l'd pay extra

1064
00:50:09,762 --> 00:50:11,673
but we won't tell
the estate agent.

1065
00:50:11,762 --> 00:50:13,161
Mortgage, wife, kid - cool.

1066
00:50:13,242 --> 00:50:15,153
Paul, none of this is real.

1067
00:50:15,242 --> 00:50:17,631
You're behaving
like a little kid.

1068
00:50:17,722 --> 00:50:20,634
l've been impregnated
by a 1 2-year-old!

1069
00:50:28,322 --> 00:50:29,437
Oh, thanks.

1070
00:50:29,522 --> 00:50:30,955
Thanks very much.

1071
00:50:31,042 --> 00:50:32,441
Sorry about that.

1072
00:50:32,522 --> 00:50:33,921
No problem, sir.

1073
00:50:35,362 --> 00:50:36,795
Sorry, you were saying?

1074
00:50:36,882 --> 00:50:39,680
Paul, this is exactly
what l mean.

1075
00:50:39,762 --> 00:50:42,560
That was just a one-off.
Never happened before.

1076
00:50:42,642 --> 00:50:45,475
l promise it won't be
a regular feature of life.

1077
00:50:52,922 --> 00:50:53,832
Paul...

1078
00:50:53,922 --> 00:50:55,833
l haven't made up my mind

1079
00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:57,833
what l'm doing about this yet.

1080
00:50:59,442 --> 00:51:00,875
Do you understand?

1081
00:51:02,762 --> 00:51:03,717
Yes.

1082
00:51:05,682 --> 00:51:07,115
No, not really.

1083
00:51:07,202 --> 00:51:08,920
l can't see this working out.

1084
00:51:09,002 --> 00:51:11,436
- lt's my last chance.
- Don't be silly.

1085
00:51:11,522 --> 00:51:13,433
lt's just what it feels like.

1086
00:51:13,522 --> 00:51:16,434
Are you prepared
to be a one-parent family?

1087
00:51:16,522 --> 00:51:18,672
l think if we go
through with this,

1088
00:51:18,762 --> 00:51:20,673
one of us is gonna have to be.

1089
00:51:20,762 --> 00:51:22,195
No, it'll be brilliant.

1090
00:51:25,482 --> 00:51:26,915
l don't think l've been

1091
00:51:27,002 --> 00:51:29,436
since George Eastham
was in the team.

1092
00:51:29,522 --> 00:51:30,955
Before my time.

1093
00:51:31,042 --> 00:51:32,760
He was a lovely player.

1094
00:51:32,842 --> 00:51:34,753
The sort you don't get
any more.

1095
00:51:34,842 --> 00:51:36,753
Languid and thoughtful
and elegant.

1096
00:51:36,842 --> 00:51:39,754
You should come
and watch Tony Adams.

1097
00:51:39,842 --> 00:51:41,275
How can l help, anyway?

1098
00:51:41,362 --> 00:51:44,274
l changed my mind about
that Head of Year job,

1099
00:51:44,362 --> 00:51:45,795
if it's not too late.

1100
00:51:45,882 --> 00:51:48,316
No. No, excellent.
l'm very pleased.

1101
00:51:48,402 --> 00:51:50,313
l've had a couple
of applications

1102
00:51:50,402 --> 00:51:52,836
but l'd be glad
to add your name.

1103
00:51:52,922 --> 00:51:53,832
Thank you.

1104
00:51:53,922 --> 00:51:55,355
Any particular reason

1105
00:51:55,442 --> 00:51:56,955
for the change of mind?

1106
00:51:57,042 --> 00:51:58,475
There is, actually, yes.

1107
00:51:58,562 --> 00:51:59,995
Er, Miss, um...

1108
00:52:00,082 --> 00:52:01,993
Well, Miss Hughes is pregnant.

1109
00:52:03,082 --> 00:52:04,515
Sarah Hughes? History?

1110
00:52:04,602 --> 00:52:06,035
Yes, yes, of course.

1111
00:52:06,122 --> 00:52:08,033
Um... Well, l didn't, um...

1112
00:52:08,122 --> 00:52:09,555
l mean, she...

1113
00:52:09,642 --> 00:52:11,553
How does this affect you?

1114
00:52:11,642 --> 00:52:13,553
Sorry, no. l left a bit out.

1115
00:52:13,642 --> 00:52:15,041
l'm the father.

1116
00:52:15,122 --> 00:52:17,033
l should've told you that

1117
00:52:17,122 --> 00:52:18,521
straight away, shouldn't l?

1118
00:52:18,602 --> 00:52:20,991
Anyway, yes,
we're having a baby.

1119
00:52:21,082 --> 00:52:22,993
l haven't heard this from her.

1120
00:52:23,082 --> 00:52:24,993
You're hearing it
from me, now.

1121
00:52:25,082 --> 00:52:27,516
Sorry, Paul,
l can't share your joy.

1122
00:52:27,602 --> 00:52:30,036
Sarah's been
with us five minutes

1123
00:52:30,122 --> 00:52:33,034
and a member of staff
has knocked her up!

1124
00:52:33,122 --> 00:52:36,034
l'm intending
to marry her and everything.

1125
00:52:36,122 --> 00:52:37,555
We won't embarrass the school.

1126
00:52:37,642 --> 00:52:40,031
You already have
embarrassed the school!

1127
00:52:40,122 --> 00:52:44,035
How on earth are we
supposed to talk to kids

1128
00:52:44,122 --> 00:52:46,033
about responsibility
and contraception

1129
00:52:46,122 --> 00:52:47,840
and...and the rest of it

1130
00:52:47,922 --> 00:52:49,355
when the staff themselves...

1131
00:52:51,162 --> 00:52:52,595
Words fail me!

1132
00:52:52,682 --> 00:52:54,957
- l thought you'd be pleased.
- About what?

1133
00:52:55,042 --> 00:52:57,795
The clandestine affair?
The accidental pregnancy?

1134
00:52:57,882 --> 00:52:59,281
Not those bits, maybe,

1135
00:52:59,362 --> 00:53:01,080
but me applying for the job.

1136
00:53:01,162 --> 00:53:02,595
That's good, isn't it?

1137
00:53:02,682 --> 00:53:04,593
Are you a complete fool, Paul?

1138
00:53:06,962 --> 00:53:08,714
l'll talk to you later.

1139
00:53:10,842 --> 00:53:12,275
Yeah, OK, OK.

1140
00:53:12,362 --> 00:53:13,636
Calm down.

1141
00:53:13,722 --> 00:53:16,634
l want you to take
your foot off the gas

1142
00:53:16,722 --> 00:53:18,155
in the second half.

1143
00:53:18,242 --> 00:53:20,472
What's the fun
of beating a team

1144
00:53:20,562 --> 00:53:21,995
1 5 or 20-nil?

1145
00:53:22,082 --> 00:53:23,481
lt's brilliant fun!

1146
00:53:23,562 --> 00:53:26,474
All right.
Just take it easy, eh?

1147
00:53:26,562 --> 00:53:27,995
You're like vultures.

1148
00:53:28,082 --> 00:53:29,515
Now go on!

1149
00:53:29,602 --> 00:53:31,035
Come on, lads!

1150
00:53:47,202 --> 00:53:48,112
Oh, hi.

1151
00:53:48,202 --> 00:53:49,635
We're winning 8-nil.

1152
00:53:49,722 --> 00:53:50,632
[Cheer]

1153
00:53:50,722 --> 00:53:52,121
Er, 9-nil.

1154
00:53:52,202 --> 00:53:54,113
[Shouts to boys] Calm down!

1155
00:53:54,202 --> 00:53:55,920
Are you a complete fool?

1156
00:53:56,002 --> 00:53:57,435
You've been to see Ted.

1157
00:53:57,522 --> 00:53:59,433
He's not best pleased with us.

1158
00:53:59,522 --> 00:54:02,116
Who else are you
gonna tell? The kids?

1159
00:54:02,202 --> 00:54:05,114
We could recreate
what we did in assembly.

1160
00:54:05,202 --> 00:54:08,114
Find the Durex that split
and bring it in.

1161
00:54:08,202 --> 00:54:09,920
l could lose my job!

1162
00:54:10,002 --> 00:54:12,436
They can't sack you
for getting pregnant.

1163
00:54:12,522 --> 00:54:15,434
l haven't been here
long enough for maternity leave.

1164
00:54:15,522 --> 00:54:16,921
The union'll help.

1165
00:54:17,002 --> 00:54:19,675
None of this is the point, Paul.

1166
00:54:19,762 --> 00:54:21,195
The point is...

1167
00:54:21,282 --> 00:54:23,193
How many times have l told you

1168
00:54:23,282 --> 00:54:25,193
about playing to the whistle?

1169
00:54:25,282 --> 00:54:26,715
Call me later, OK?

1170
00:54:28,162 --> 00:54:29,561
See, if we...

1171
00:54:31,162 --> 00:54:32,880
Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!

1172
00:54:35,162 --> 00:54:37,073
Come on, you useless shower!

1173
00:54:37,162 --> 00:54:39,596
This lot are crap -
get stuck in!

1174
00:54:49,762 --> 00:54:51,161
l'm not a psychologist...

1175
00:54:51,242 --> 00:54:54,154
but l'd suggest
that taking up smoking

1176
00:54:54,242 --> 00:54:56,710
the week you find out
you're pregnant

1177
00:54:56,802 --> 00:54:58,235
indicates a certain ambivalence

1178
00:54:58,322 --> 00:55:00,233
towards the pregnancy
on your part.

1179
00:55:01,762 --> 00:55:03,161
He's given up.

1180
00:55:04,242 --> 00:55:05,675
- Paul?!
- Mm-hm.

1181
00:55:05,762 --> 00:55:07,673
Mr First Thing in the Morning?

1182
00:55:07,762 --> 00:55:11,152
Yeah. We're both making it
clear where we stand.

1183
00:55:11,242 --> 00:55:12,960
l start drinking and smoking

1184
00:55:13,042 --> 00:55:14,760
and he's given everything up.

1185
00:55:18,842 --> 00:55:20,241
This is horrible.

1186
00:55:20,322 --> 00:55:23,758
l don't care how much
damage it's doing to me.

1187
00:55:25,242 --> 00:55:28,359
So if everything's as bad
as you make out,

1188
00:55:28,442 --> 00:55:31,878
how come you're not applying
for jobs in...Pitlochry?

1189
00:55:34,962 --> 00:55:37,396
l know Paul's gone
completely mad.

1190
00:55:37,482 --> 00:55:38,915
l know, l know, l know.

1191
00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:42,438
lt's just that it kind of
rubs off on you somehow.

1192
00:55:48,402 --> 00:55:49,835
lt makes a difference

1193
00:55:49,922 --> 00:55:52,356
- to how you think about things.
- Like?

1194
00:55:52,442 --> 00:55:53,841
Like today, right?

1195
00:55:53,922 --> 00:55:55,355
l want us to win.

1196
00:55:55,442 --> 00:55:57,876
- With you so far.
- l think we will.

1197
00:55:57,962 --> 00:55:59,395
Home to Norwich,

1198
00:55:59,482 --> 00:56:01,393
you'd usually predict
two-nil defeat.

1199
00:56:01,482 --> 00:56:03,916
Nil-nil if you was
on top of the world.

1200
00:56:04,002 --> 00:56:06,755
lf we don't, it's not
the end of the world.

1201
00:56:06,842 --> 00:56:09,117
Four games left.
twelve points to be won.

1202
00:56:09,202 --> 00:56:10,920
That's not what l mean.

1203
00:56:11,002 --> 00:56:12,913
lf we don't win the League,

1204
00:56:13,002 --> 00:56:15,914
l'll cope because
of Sarah and the baby.

1205
00:56:16,002 --> 00:56:18,357
When you've got
nothing else going on,

1206
00:56:18,442 --> 00:56:19,875
Arsenal fill all the gaps.

1207
00:56:19,962 --> 00:56:21,873
You end up getting in a state

1208
00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:23,361
about losing to Spurs

1209
00:56:23,442 --> 00:56:24,875
when really you should be

1210
00:56:24,962 --> 00:56:26,873
getting in a state
about yourself.

1211
00:56:27,962 --> 00:56:29,634
But we will win today.

1212
00:56:29,722 --> 00:56:32,156
Sun's out,
l'm gonna be a father,

1213
00:56:32,242 --> 00:56:33,675
Alan Smith's back.

1214
00:56:33,762 --> 00:56:35,161
Five-nil, no trouble.

1215
00:56:36,242 --> 00:56:37,197
Let's go.

1216
00:56:42,042 --> 00:56:44,033
[TV]
'George Graham off the bench

1217
00:56:44,122 --> 00:56:47,558
'to shake hands with a very
disappointed Dave Stringer.

1218
00:56:47,642 --> 00:56:49,553
'Norwich know their
Championship challenge

1219
00:56:49,642 --> 00:56:50,836
'has evaporated.

1220
00:56:50,922 --> 00:56:52,321
'Arsenal's is very much

1221
00:56:52,402 --> 00:56:53,835
'on course after today.

1222
00:56:53,922 --> 00:56:55,833
'Arsenal five, Norwich City nil.

1223
00:56:55,922 --> 00:56:57,833
'Alan Smith the man of the match

1224
00:56:57,922 --> 00:56:59,355
'with two goals,

1225
00:56:59,442 --> 00:57:01,353
'one of them
a splendid effort...'

1226
00:57:01,442 --> 00:57:02,841
Everything's happening at once

1227
00:57:02,922 --> 00:57:04,321
and it's brilliant.

1228
00:57:04,402 --> 00:57:07,314
Stick with me.
No way we won't win the League.

1229
00:57:07,402 --> 00:57:08,835
lt's all you, is it?

1230
00:57:08,922 --> 00:57:11,834
Nothing to do
with George, Smithy, Rocky

1231
00:57:11,922 --> 00:57:13,355
or me buying sugar mice?

1232
00:57:13,442 --> 00:57:15,876
You never get
feelings like that?

1233
00:57:15,962 --> 00:57:17,554
l felt brilliant the day

1234
00:57:17,642 --> 00:57:20,554
we got knocked out
of the League by Walsall.

1235
00:57:20,642 --> 00:57:22,075
Got a pay rise,

1236
00:57:22,162 --> 00:57:25,074
got off with Caroline Walsh
the night before.

1237
00:57:25,162 --> 00:57:27,596
Fat lot of fucking notice
this lot took.

1238
00:57:27,682 --> 00:57:30,594
Some of us have it,
some of us haven't.

1239
00:57:30,682 --> 00:57:33,594
You must've had
a shitty life for 1 8 years.

1240
00:57:33,682 --> 00:57:35,593
l haven't had it all the time

1241
00:57:35,682 --> 00:57:38,242
but l've got it
this season in spades.

1242
00:57:43,762 --> 00:57:45,161
Did you go?

1243
00:57:45,242 --> 00:57:47,153
Yeah. We were great, weren't we?

1244
00:57:47,242 --> 00:57:49,153
My mum wants a season ticket.

1245
00:57:49,242 --> 00:57:50,960
Can l have a quick word?

1246
00:57:51,042 --> 00:57:53,954
We're just talking
about the rout of Norwich.

1247
00:57:54,042 --> 00:57:55,555
Yes, saw it on TV.

1248
00:57:55,642 --> 00:57:56,961
Very impressive.

1249
00:57:57,042 --> 00:57:59,431
lt's good
that Alan Smith's back.

1250
00:57:59,522 --> 00:58:00,921
Yeah. Run along, Robert.

1251
00:58:01,002 --> 00:58:02,913
l had a word with the Governors.

1252
00:58:03,002 --> 00:58:04,913
They'll be happy
to interview you

1253
00:58:05,002 --> 00:58:06,276
for Head of Year.

1254
00:58:06,362 --> 00:58:07,590
Thanks, Ted.

1255
00:58:07,682 --> 00:58:11,118
Ted...l'm not planning
to make a habit of this

1256
00:58:11,202 --> 00:58:13,636
if that's what
you're worried about.

1257
00:58:13,722 --> 00:58:16,236
lt's something out
of the ordinary for me.

1258
00:58:16,322 --> 00:58:18,233
Just be prepared, OK?

1259
00:58:18,322 --> 00:58:21,234
School Governors
can be a funny lot.

1260
00:58:24,162 --> 00:58:26,073
[Radio]
'..Still Middlesborough nil,

1261
00:58:26,162 --> 00:58:27,561
'Arsenal nil...'

1262
00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:37,161
You're kidding. No way.

1263
00:58:39,322 --> 00:58:40,721
Can't afford anywhere else.

1264
00:58:40,802 --> 00:58:44,238
N5's not the only place
in the world, you know.

1265
00:58:44,322 --> 00:58:46,153
Sarah, you know
that's not true.

1266
00:58:47,922 --> 00:58:50,311
You hardly
hear anything, most games.

1267
00:58:50,402 --> 00:58:51,835
How often do they play?

1268
00:58:51,922 --> 00:58:53,355
Once a month.

1269
00:58:53,442 --> 00:58:54,875
- Something like that.
- Right.

1270
00:58:54,962 --> 00:58:56,361
Do they leave much mess?

1271
00:58:56,442 --> 00:58:59,354
No. Shall l leave you
to look around?

1272
00:58:59,442 --> 00:59:00,557
Thanks, yeah.

1273
00:59:02,762 --> 00:59:06,675
What does it matter
how close to the ground you live

1274
00:59:06,762 --> 00:59:09,481
as long as you can
come to the games?

1275
00:59:09,562 --> 00:59:11,996
When l was a kid,
l read this...

1276
00:59:12,082 --> 00:59:14,994
story about what used
to happen round here

1277
00:59:15,082 --> 00:59:17,915
on Cup Final days
if Arsenal were playing.

1278
00:59:18,002 --> 00:59:19,640
They'd have this procession.

1279
00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:22,634
The women and kids
dressed up in fancy dress

1280
00:59:22,722 --> 00:59:25,634
and led the men going
to Wembley to the station.

1281
00:59:31,122 --> 00:59:32,555
l lived in Maidenhead.

1282
00:59:32,642 --> 00:59:35,156
- What did we have there?
- Money, decent schools,

1283
00:59:35,242 --> 00:59:36,960
holidays abroad, enough food.

1284
00:59:37,042 --> 00:59:38,953
Yeah. You're right, yeah.

1285
00:59:39,042 --> 00:59:40,270
l was lucky.

1286
00:59:40,362 --> 00:59:41,795
But l was rootless, too.

1287
00:59:41,882 --> 00:59:43,793
l didn't have
anything like that.

1288
00:59:43,882 --> 00:59:45,793
Nothing l could be proud of,

1289
00:59:45,882 --> 00:59:49,318
nothing l can look back on
and feel sentimental about

1290
00:59:49,402 --> 00:59:51,836
except telly programmes
and pop music.

1291
00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:53,321
But it's different here.

1292
00:59:56,562 --> 00:59:59,281
Anyway...it's close to the tube.

1293
00:59:59,362 --> 01:00:01,796
lt's 50 minutes
from the West End.

1294
01:00:01,882 --> 01:00:03,600
lt's not far from school.

1295
01:00:03,682 --> 01:00:05,115
l'm not prepared

1296
01:00:05,202 --> 01:00:06,635
to indulge your fantasies.

1297
01:00:06,722 --> 01:00:08,155
The best thing for you

1298
01:00:08,242 --> 01:00:09,960
would be to get further away,

1299
01:00:10,042 --> 01:00:11,475
not a few yards nearer.

1300
01:00:11,562 --> 01:00:13,678
- lt doesn't feel like that.
- Tough.

1301
01:00:15,162 --> 01:00:16,561
[Agent] ls there a problem?

1302
01:00:17,962 --> 01:00:19,554
- No.
- No!

1303
01:00:19,642 --> 01:00:22,440
[Sarah]
lt's a lovely house. Really.

1304
01:00:22,522 --> 01:00:23,921
lt's just the view.

1305
01:00:29,362 --> 01:00:31,273
[Radio] 'So George Graham...'

1306
01:00:31,362 --> 01:00:33,273
Tell me again what was wrong

1307
01:00:33,362 --> 01:00:35,751
with that place in...
Creighton Avenue.

1308
01:00:35,842 --> 01:00:37,560
The one with the garden.

1309
01:00:37,642 --> 01:00:40,031
'Despite all their control,
Arsenal...'

1310
01:00:40,122 --> 01:00:41,521
l'm talking to myself.

1311
01:00:41,602 --> 01:00:43,991
Somewhere a bit
further north, anyway.

1312
01:00:44,082 --> 01:00:44,992
Bounds Green?

1313
01:00:45,082 --> 01:00:46,481
'John Lukic prepares

1314
01:00:46,562 --> 01:00:48,280
to play it downfield...'

1315
01:00:48,362 --> 01:00:49,715
Watford?

1316
01:00:49,802 --> 01:00:51,713
'..lnto the
Middlesborough half...'

1317
01:00:51,802 --> 01:00:54,236
How about Darlington?
There's a team there.

1318
01:00:54,322 --> 01:00:55,232
'Goal!'

1319
01:00:55,322 --> 01:00:56,755
YES! Yes! Yes! Yes!

1320
01:00:56,842 --> 01:00:58,400
Helsinki. Helsinki United

1321
01:00:58,482 --> 01:01:00,393
are really good this season.

1322
01:01:00,482 --> 01:01:02,916
[Paul sings] One Martin Hayes!

1323
01:01:03,002 --> 01:01:05,436
There's only one Martin Hayes!

1324
01:01:05,522 --> 01:01:07,035
One Martin...

1325
01:01:08,842 --> 01:01:10,560
[Man] So, Paul...

1326
01:01:10,642 --> 01:01:11,597
Confident?

1327
01:01:12,842 --> 01:01:14,753
Sorry, not about the job.

1328
01:01:14,842 --> 01:01:17,754
About what's going on
down the road.

1329
01:01:19,042 --> 01:01:21,761
Arsenal. My boy tells me
you're a fan.

1330
01:01:21,842 --> 01:01:23,161
Oh, right.

1331
01:01:23,242 --> 01:01:26,040
Well, er...so far, so good.

1332
01:01:26,122 --> 01:01:27,555
Season ticket holder?

1333
01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:28,552
Yes.

1334
01:01:28,642 --> 01:01:29,552
Whereabouts?

1335
01:01:29,642 --> 01:01:31,041
Er, North Bank.

1336
01:01:31,122 --> 01:01:33,033
Right, shall we, um...?

1337
01:01:33,122 --> 01:01:35,033
Who d'you think we should sign?

1338
01:01:35,122 --> 01:01:36,840
Think we need a new striker?

1339
01:01:36,922 --> 01:01:38,037
Er...

1340
01:01:38,122 --> 01:01:41,034
l'm delighted
we didn't get Kerry Dixon.

1341
01:01:41,122 --> 01:01:43,556
Ray... Ray, l think
we should, um...

1342
01:01:43,642 --> 01:01:45,075
Oh, sorry, Ted.

1343
01:01:45,162 --> 01:01:47,881
Once you get going,
it's hard to stop.

1344
01:01:47,962 --> 01:01:50,874
We know all about
your teaching abilities.

1345
01:01:50,962 --> 01:01:52,395
What extra-mural activites

1346
01:01:52,482 --> 01:01:53,915
are you involved in?

1347
01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:55,435
[Ray] Paul's just coached

1348
01:01:55,522 --> 01:01:57,433
the Under-1 4s to the Cup Final.

1349
01:01:57,522 --> 01:02:00,116
My Nigel thinks
you should be England Manager.

1350
01:02:00,202 --> 01:02:04,081
Might be a more suitable
position than Head of Year.

1351
01:02:04,162 --> 01:02:06,881
l did the school play
last summer and...

1352
01:02:06,962 --> 01:02:08,441
Who've we got in the final?

1353
01:02:08,522 --> 01:02:09,432
Parkside?

1354
01:02:09,522 --> 01:02:11,319
Are they any good?

1355
01:02:11,402 --> 01:02:12,517
Pretty good.

1356
01:02:12,602 --> 01:02:14,513
And l've been very much involved

1357
01:02:14,602 --> 01:02:16,513
in the pastoral side of things

1358
01:02:16,602 --> 01:02:18,001
as a form teacher.

1359
01:02:18,082 --> 01:02:19,993
And we understand that, um,

1360
01:02:20,082 --> 01:02:21,515
you're an expectant father.

1361
01:02:21,602 --> 01:02:23,558
Um...yes.

1362
01:02:23,642 --> 01:02:25,075
[Ray] That's one

1363
01:02:25,162 --> 01:02:27,073
of the extra-mural activities

1364
01:02:27,162 --> 01:02:28,959
you forgot to mention, Paul.

1365
01:02:29,042 --> 01:02:32,034
Chatting up
other members of staff.

1366
01:02:32,122 --> 01:02:34,033
MORE than chatting them up.

1367
01:02:34,122 --> 01:02:37,034
You've got good taste,
l'll give you that.

1368
01:02:38,682 --> 01:02:40,479
'As we reach the final Saturday

1369
01:02:40,562 --> 01:02:42,200
'of the League season,

1370
01:02:42,282 --> 01:02:45,319
'we're not sure of the destiny
of the League title.

1371
01:02:45,402 --> 01:02:46,801
'Arsenal are favourites...'

1372
01:02:46,882 --> 01:02:47,871
[Phone rings]

1373
01:02:47,962 --> 01:02:49,680
'Both sides must keep winning.

1374
01:02:49,762 --> 01:02:51,400
[Phone continues to ring]

1375
01:02:51,482 --> 01:02:54,394
'Defeat for Liverpool
at Wimbledon this afternoon

1376
01:02:54,482 --> 01:02:56,916
'and a win for Arsenal
against Derby...'

1377
01:02:57,002 --> 01:02:58,435
Hello? Oh, hello, Ted.

1378
01:02:58,522 --> 01:02:59,955
'..when they meet Wimbledon.'

1379
01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:02,476
No, just watching
Saint and Greavesie.

1380
01:03:02,562 --> 01:03:04,280
Yeah, home to Derby.

1381
01:03:04,362 --> 01:03:05,795
'..At Anfield...'

1382
01:03:05,882 --> 01:03:06,792
Thank you.

1383
01:03:06,882 --> 01:03:08,315
'..On May the 26th.'

1384
01:03:08,402 --> 01:03:10,313
Oh. ..Oh, right.

1385
01:03:10,402 --> 01:03:13,314
l wasn't really
expecting it, to be honest.

1386
01:03:13,402 --> 01:03:15,791
lt didn't go
brilliantly, did it?

1387
01:03:15,882 --> 01:03:17,281
Oh, is she?

1388
01:03:17,362 --> 01:03:18,556
Well, no...

1389
01:03:18,642 --> 01:03:22,078
l think she'd make
a very good Head of Year.

1390
01:03:22,162 --> 01:03:23,072
Yeah.

1391
01:03:24,162 --> 01:03:25,072
Look, thanks...

1392
01:03:25,162 --> 01:03:26,481
[Door slams]

1393
01:03:26,562 --> 01:03:28,473
Thanks for letting me know.

1394
01:03:28,562 --> 01:03:29,472
[Toilet flushes]

1395
01:03:29,562 --> 01:03:31,473
No, l'd have swapped it

1396
01:03:31,562 --> 01:03:33,951
for three points
this afternoon anyway.

1397
01:03:34,042 --> 01:03:35,157
Cheers, Ted.

1398
01:03:35,242 --> 01:03:36,675
When was the last time

1399
01:03:36,762 --> 01:03:39,674
you felt this nervous
about a League game?

1400
01:03:39,762 --> 01:03:40,877
l dunno.

1401
01:03:40,962 --> 01:03:42,680
1 971 , l should think.

1402
01:03:42,762 --> 01:03:45,674
Two home wins, could be
Champions Tuesday night.

1403
01:03:45,762 --> 01:03:46,672
lmagine.

1404
01:03:46,762 --> 01:03:48,161
What we gonna do?

1405
01:03:48,242 --> 01:03:49,641
Drink, l expect.

1406
01:03:49,722 --> 01:03:52,441
Can't think about it
in bed at night

1407
01:03:52,522 --> 01:03:53,921
otherwise l can't sleep.

1408
01:03:54,002 --> 01:03:55,071
Champions!

1409
01:03:55,162 --> 01:03:57,676
Take back everything
you said about me.

1410
01:03:57,762 --> 01:03:59,593
l will. Tuesday night.

1411
01:04:06,762 --> 01:04:08,718
This is the worst
day of my life.

1412
01:04:10,762 --> 01:04:13,196
1 8 fucking years
and they blow it

1413
01:04:13,282 --> 01:04:15,671
on the last weekend
of the season.

1414
01:04:15,762 --> 01:04:18,674
Come on, Paul,
it's only half-time.

1415
01:04:18,762 --> 01:04:20,161
lt's only one-nil.

1416
01:04:20,242 --> 01:04:21,391
Doesn't matter.

1417
01:04:23,162 --> 01:04:24,561
They've blown it.

1418
01:04:27,162 --> 01:04:29,073
Knew they would, didn't l?

1419
01:04:29,162 --> 01:04:30,481
Useless bastards!

1420
01:04:42,762 --> 01:04:44,161
l am sorry.

1421
01:04:44,242 --> 01:04:45,357
Yeah, thanks.

1422
01:04:51,562 --> 01:04:52,961
How are you feeling?

1423
01:04:53,042 --> 01:04:53,952
Sick.

1424
01:04:54,042 --> 01:04:55,953
l just wasn't expecting it,

1425
01:04:56,042 --> 01:04:57,441
not today, anyway.

1426
01:04:59,762 --> 01:05:01,718
They had to tell you some time.

1427
01:05:03,562 --> 01:05:04,961
Tell me what?

1428
01:05:09,362 --> 01:05:11,273
What have we been talking about?

1429
01:05:11,362 --> 01:05:13,318
What have YOU
been talking about?

1430
01:05:13,402 --> 01:05:14,881
The job!

1431
01:05:14,962 --> 01:05:17,396
The job?!
You think l'd be this upset

1432
01:05:17,482 --> 01:05:19,916
about a stupid,
poxy job interview?

1433
01:05:20,002 --> 01:05:22,914
We lost at home to Derby today.
We've blown it!

1434
01:05:24,722 --> 01:05:27,634
When are you gonna
wake up to yourself?

1435
01:05:27,722 --> 01:05:30,634
Wake up to myself?
l AM bloody awake!

1436
01:05:30,722 --> 01:05:32,155
l wish l wasn't.

1437
01:05:32,242 --> 01:05:34,153
l want to go to sleep

1438
01:05:34,242 --> 01:05:36,153
for the next ten seasons.

1439
01:05:36,242 --> 01:05:38,676
Seasons. l am sick to death

1440
01:05:38,762 --> 01:05:40,673
of hearing about bloody seasons!

1441
01:05:40,762 --> 01:05:43,151
We live our lives
in years, Paul.

1442
01:05:43,242 --> 01:05:44,675
January through to December.

1443
01:05:44,762 --> 01:05:46,161
Not all of us.

1444
01:05:46,242 --> 01:05:48,153
Yes, all of us. Even you.

1445
01:05:48,242 --> 01:05:50,676
Do you understand
what today meant?

1446
01:05:50,762 --> 01:05:53,674
You know how long l've
been waiting for this?

1447
01:05:53,762 --> 01:05:55,195
Yes, l do. 1 8 years.

1448
01:05:55,282 --> 01:05:57,671
Yeah, 1 8 years!

1449
01:05:57,762 --> 01:06:00,151
l've wanted Arsenal
to win the League

1450
01:06:00,242 --> 01:06:02,153
longer than l've
wanted anything.

1451
01:06:02,242 --> 01:06:04,676
l've been after
that Head of Year job

1452
01:06:04,762 --> 01:06:06,161
for about two weeks.

1453
01:06:06,242 --> 01:06:08,312
You think l'd care
about that more?

1454
01:06:08,402 --> 01:06:10,313
No, you care more about one team

1455
01:06:10,402 --> 01:06:12,120
scoring more than another.

1456
01:06:12,202 --> 01:06:15,114
You thought l came
to comfort you about that?

1457
01:06:15,202 --> 01:06:16,635
For a moment, yeah.

1458
01:06:16,722 --> 01:06:18,633
l credited you with imagination.

1459
01:06:18,722 --> 01:06:20,633
Thought you might understand.

1460
01:06:20,722 --> 01:06:22,155
lt's only a game.

1461
01:06:22,242 --> 01:06:23,641
DON'T SAY THAT!

1462
01:06:23,722 --> 01:06:25,633
Please! That is the worst,

1463
01:06:25,722 --> 01:06:28,111
most stupid thing
anyone could say!

1464
01:06:28,202 --> 01:06:31,114
lt quite clearly
isn't only a game.

1465
01:06:31,202 --> 01:06:35,115
lf it was, d'you honestly
think l'd care this much?

1466
01:06:35,202 --> 01:06:36,112
Eh?

1467
01:06:36,202 --> 01:06:37,521
1 8 years!

1468
01:06:37,602 --> 01:06:38,921
1 8...years!

1469
01:06:39,002 --> 01:06:40,913
D'you know what you wanted

1470
01:06:41,002 --> 01:06:42,401
1 8 years ago?

1471
01:06:42,482 --> 01:06:43,881
Or ten? Or five?

1472
01:06:43,962 --> 01:06:45,873
Did you wanna be Head of Year

1473
01:06:45,962 --> 01:06:47,873
at a North London comprehensive?

1474
01:06:47,962 --> 01:06:51,352
l doubt if you've wanted
anything for that long.

1475
01:06:51,442 --> 01:06:52,841
And if you had,

1476
01:06:52,922 --> 01:06:54,833
and if you'd spent three months

1477
01:06:54,922 --> 01:06:57,834
thinking that finally
you were gonna get it

1478
01:06:57,922 --> 01:07:00,356
and just when
you think it's there,

1479
01:07:00,442 --> 01:07:02,160
it's taken away from you!

1480
01:07:02,242 --> 01:07:03,960
l don't care what it is -

1481
01:07:04,042 --> 01:07:05,953
a car, a job, an Oscar.

1482
01:07:07,042 --> 01:07:08,361
The baby.

1483
01:07:08,442 --> 01:07:10,160
Then you'd understand

1484
01:07:10,242 --> 01:07:12,153
how l was feeling tonight.

1485
01:07:12,242 --> 01:07:15,154
But there isn't
and you don't, so...

1486
01:07:17,562 --> 01:07:19,473
So what? So...fuck off?

1487
01:07:19,562 --> 01:07:21,473
Go home? Leave you alone?

1488
01:07:21,562 --> 01:07:22,756
Whatever.

1489
01:07:22,842 --> 01:07:25,754
There isn't anything
l've wanted for 1 8 years

1490
01:07:25,842 --> 01:07:27,753
because l was a kid

1491
01:07:27,842 --> 01:07:31,755
lf l did still want the same
things, l'd have gone wrong.

1492
01:07:31,842 --> 01:07:34,561
l don't want
to marry David Cassidy,

1493
01:07:34,642 --> 01:07:36,075
have bigger tits,

1494
01:07:36,162 --> 01:07:37,880
do well in my mock 'O's.

1495
01:07:37,962 --> 01:07:40,351
l've stopped worrying
about all that.

1496
01:07:40,442 --> 01:07:43,878
Maybe there's a big bit
of you that's gone missing.

1497
01:07:43,962 --> 01:07:45,873
Maybe everyone
should want something

1498
01:07:45,962 --> 01:07:47,361
they've always wanted.

1499
01:07:50,402 --> 01:07:53,314
l don't know
what l've been thinking of.

1500
01:07:54,402 --> 01:07:55,835
How d'you mean?

1501
01:07:55,922 --> 01:07:58,834
We've both been pretending
that this is possible

1502
01:07:58,922 --> 01:08:00,355
and it's not, is it?

1503
01:08:00,442 --> 01:08:01,841
This wife and kids

1504
01:08:01,922 --> 01:08:03,833
and la-di-da life's great stuff.

1505
01:08:03,922 --> 01:08:05,833
lt's not on, any of it, is it?

1506
01:08:07,162 --> 01:08:10,074
All it took was
one bad football result

1507
01:08:10,162 --> 01:08:11,595
and we're now back

1508
01:08:11,682 --> 01:08:14,116
to ''life is shit
so what's the point?''

1509
01:08:14,202 --> 01:08:15,601
What lS the point?

1510
01:08:15,682 --> 01:08:18,401
l don't think
that Arsenal's home form

1511
01:08:18,482 --> 01:08:21,394
is a sturdy enough basis
for marriage and parenthood.

1512
01:08:21,482 --> 01:08:22,392
No.

1513
01:08:23,762 --> 01:08:25,161
Not even THlS season.

1514
01:08:29,162 --> 01:08:30,959
'..Give him a surprise enema.'

1515
01:08:31,042 --> 01:08:32,361
[Phone rings]

1516
01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:33,557
'Sir Nigel?'

1517
01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:34,552
[Paul] Hello?

1518
01:08:34,642 --> 01:08:36,041
'How are you?'

1519
01:08:36,122 --> 01:08:37,521
Oh, hi, Mum.

1520
01:08:38,922 --> 01:08:40,833
Yeah, just having a night in.

1521
01:08:40,922 --> 01:08:43,311
Yeah, l know. They were awful.

1522
01:08:48,162 --> 01:08:49,072
Yeah, yeah...

1523
01:08:51,762 --> 01:08:52,877
She's fine.

1524
01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:54,361
She...says hello.

1525
01:08:55,762 --> 01:08:57,673
Look, Mum, l've gotta go.

1526
01:08:57,762 --> 01:08:59,161
Supper's on the table.

1527
01:09:01,562 --> 01:09:02,961
l'll call you tomorrow.

1528
01:09:04,562 --> 01:09:05,472
Bye, Mum.

1529
01:09:43,722 --> 01:09:45,155
[Door opens]

1530
01:09:45,242 --> 01:09:48,154
Mr Ashworth, the play
was supposed to start

1531
01:09:48,242 --> 01:09:50,153
five minutes ago.
We're waiting.

1532
01:09:50,242 --> 01:09:52,153
No good, Miss.
He's got the hump.

1533
01:09:52,242 --> 01:09:53,675
Have you had a row?

1534
01:09:53,762 --> 01:09:54,956
[Class sniggers]

1535
01:09:55,042 --> 01:09:56,475
[Paul] Shut up, Holly.

1536
01:09:56,562 --> 01:09:58,473
OK, everyone into the hall.

1537
01:09:59,562 --> 01:10:00,677
Quietly!

1538
01:10:07,562 --> 01:10:10,474
How did Arsenal
get on last night?

1539
01:10:11,562 --> 01:10:12,961
YOU have a look.

1540
01:10:14,122 --> 01:10:15,840
Ooh...sorry.

1541
01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:20,281
They drew two-two.

1542
01:10:20,362 --> 01:10:21,761
What does that mean?

1543
01:10:21,842 --> 01:10:23,241
Dunno. Apart from bad.

1544
01:10:23,322 --> 01:10:25,961
lt means they have
to beat Liverpool away

1545
01:10:26,042 --> 01:10:27,475
to win the Championship.

1546
01:10:27,562 --> 01:10:29,280
Now, l've heard of Liverpool.

1547
01:10:29,362 --> 01:10:32,081
They're famous
for being good, aren't they?

1548
01:10:32,162 --> 01:10:34,596
Gary Lineker,
Peter Shilton, all that lot.

1549
01:10:34,682 --> 01:10:36,593
So Arsenal have no chance?

1550
01:10:36,682 --> 01:10:38,593
None whatsoever, it says here.

1551
01:10:39,722 --> 01:10:41,838
But do we really CARE that much?

1552
01:10:48,562 --> 01:10:50,280
Don't bounce it in here.

1553
01:10:51,762 --> 01:10:52,877
Miss Hughes.

1554
01:10:54,762 --> 01:10:56,161
Are you chewing?

1555
01:10:56,242 --> 01:10:57,197
No.

1556
01:11:02,562 --> 01:11:05,474
And finally, l probably
don't need to tell you

1557
01:11:05,562 --> 01:11:07,996
that the final
of the South Hertfordshire

1558
01:11:08,082 --> 01:11:10,516
Schools Cup Competition
takes place here

1559
01:11:10,602 --> 01:11:12,035
this afternoon at 4.30.

1560
01:11:12,122 --> 01:11:13,555
l'm sure you join me

1561
01:11:13,642 --> 01:11:15,792
in wishing Mr Ashworth
and the boys

1562
01:11:15,882 --> 01:11:17,315
the very best of luck.

1563
01:11:17,402 --> 01:11:18,835
Not that they'll need it.

1564
01:11:18,922 --> 01:11:20,640
l know that many of you

1565
01:11:20,722 --> 01:11:22,394
will be anxious to get home

1566
01:11:22,482 --> 01:11:23,915
to start your homework.

1567
01:11:24,002 --> 01:11:27,631
But...those who feel
they can spare the time,

1568
01:11:27,722 --> 01:11:30,634
and wish to lend
their vocal encouragement,

1569
01:11:30,722 --> 01:11:32,155
will be most welcome.

1570
01:11:32,242 --> 01:11:33,152
Thank you.

1571
01:11:38,162 --> 01:11:39,595
l think you stand

1572
01:11:39,682 --> 01:11:41,115
an extremely good chance...

1573
01:11:41,202 --> 01:11:42,157
[lnaudible]

1574
01:11:43,882 --> 01:11:45,793
[Kids shouting encouragement]

1575
01:11:53,202 --> 01:11:54,317
[Cheering]

1576
01:12:00,362 --> 01:12:01,761
How are we doing?

1577
01:12:01,842 --> 01:12:03,241
Losing one-nil.

1578
01:12:03,322 --> 01:12:04,232
Playing shit.

1579
01:12:04,322 --> 01:12:05,721
How long to go?

1580
01:12:05,802 --> 01:12:06,917
Almost finished.

1581
01:12:13,362 --> 01:12:14,272
[Whistle]

1582
01:12:14,362 --> 01:12:15,681
[Paul] Penalty!

1583
01:12:19,962 --> 01:12:21,395
Come on, somebody!

1584
01:12:21,482 --> 01:12:22,881
[Shouting from crowd]

1585
01:12:24,482 --> 01:12:26,393
lt's all down to you, Rob.

1586
01:12:26,482 --> 01:12:27,915
Good boy, Robert.

1587
01:12:30,762 --> 01:12:32,081
[Excited shouting]

1588
01:12:44,722 --> 01:12:45,677
[Whistle]

1589
01:12:47,882 --> 01:12:49,315
[Groans of disappointment]

1590
01:12:52,762 --> 01:12:53,877
Rob!

1591
01:12:53,962 --> 01:12:55,281
You're useless!

1592
01:13:04,322 --> 01:13:07,234
Sorry, sir. You don't
need to say anything.

1593
01:13:07,322 --> 01:13:08,755
l wasn't gonna say anything.

1594
01:13:09,842 --> 01:13:11,753
l should never have taken it.

1595
01:13:11,842 --> 01:13:13,275
No one else had the guts.

1596
01:13:13,362 --> 01:13:16,081
Yeah, so l'm stupid
as well as useless.

1597
01:13:16,162 --> 01:13:19,074
Doesn't matter.
You've had a brilliant season.

1598
01:13:19,162 --> 01:13:22,552
lt's not what l'm gonna
remember, though, is it?

1599
01:13:23,762 --> 01:13:24,717
Anyway...

1600
01:13:26,762 --> 01:13:28,161
Winning this afternoon

1601
01:13:28,242 --> 01:13:30,153
and Arsenal winning
tomorrow night...

1602
01:13:30,242 --> 01:13:33,678
- What would you go for?
- Tomorrow night, of course.

1603
01:13:33,762 --> 01:13:35,161
There you go, then.

1604
01:13:35,242 --> 01:13:36,641
What? You're telling me

1605
01:13:36,722 --> 01:13:39,156
Arsenal are gonna win
two-nil at Anfield.

1606
01:13:39,242 --> 01:13:41,676
Can't promise, can l?
There's a chance.

1607
01:13:41,762 --> 01:13:44,196
You've done your bit.
Missed a penalty.

1608
01:13:44,282 --> 01:13:47,194
lf that's what it takes,
it's worth it.

1609
01:13:47,282 --> 01:13:48,237
Yeah, 'course.

1610
01:14:02,162 --> 01:14:04,073
# What can l say?

1611
01:14:04,162 --> 01:14:05,993
# She's walking away

1612
01:14:07,162 --> 01:14:09,073
# From what we've seen

1613
01:14:11,762 --> 01:14:13,480
# What can l do?

1614
01:14:13,562 --> 01:14:15,280
# Still loving you

1615
01:14:16,762 --> 01:14:18,593
# lt's all a dream

1616
01:14:20,162 --> 01:14:23,074
# How can we hang on
to dreams?

1617
01:14:25,762 --> 01:14:27,673
# How can it really be

1618
01:14:27,762 --> 01:14:29,480
# The way it seems?

1619
01:14:32,162 --> 01:14:33,880
# What can l do?

1620
01:14:33,962 --> 01:14:35,873
# She's saying we're through

1621
01:14:37,762 --> 01:14:39,195
# With how it was

1622
01:14:41,882 --> 01:14:43,315
# What will l try?

1623
01:14:43,402 --> 01:14:45,313
# l still don't see why

1624
01:14:47,162 --> 01:14:49,073
# She says what she does

1625
01:14:50,962 --> 01:14:53,840
# How can we hang on
to dreams?

1626
01:14:55,762 --> 01:14:57,673
# How can it really be

1627
01:14:57,762 --> 01:14:59,480
# The way it seems? #

1628
01:15:11,322 --> 01:15:12,755
Good luck, sir.

1629
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:15,231
You've got nothing
to worry about.

1630
01:15:15,322 --> 01:15:16,471
No chance.

1631
01:15:16,562 --> 01:15:17,995
Hope you get stuffed, sir.

1632
01:15:35,562 --> 01:15:37,473
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.

1633
01:15:39,122 --> 01:15:41,078
Off to watch the big match?

1634
01:15:42,122 --> 01:15:43,032
Yeah.

1635
01:15:43,122 --> 01:15:46,034
l just came
to wish you good luck.

1636
01:15:46,122 --> 01:15:47,032
Thanks.

1637
01:15:47,122 --> 01:15:49,033
The boys in my GCSE set

1638
01:15:49,122 --> 01:15:51,556
were trying to explain it to me.

1639
01:15:51,642 --> 01:15:53,553
You have to win two-nil, right?

1640
01:15:53,642 --> 01:15:55,553
- Yeah.
- lt's possible, isn't it?

1641
01:15:55,642 --> 01:15:57,360
You've got no chance, sir.

1642
01:15:57,442 --> 01:15:58,397
Shut up!

1643
01:15:59,922 --> 01:16:02,834
ls it right you've
handed in your notice?

1644
01:16:02,922 --> 01:16:05,834
Yeah. l need more money.
Child support.

1645
01:16:05,922 --> 01:16:07,833
We could've managed.
Between us.

1646
01:16:07,922 --> 01:16:09,355
lt'd be a bit awkward,

1647
01:16:09,442 --> 01:16:10,875
working in the next room

1648
01:16:10,962 --> 01:16:13,396
to the absent father
of your child.

1649
01:16:13,482 --> 01:16:14,437
Maybe.

1650
01:16:16,202 --> 01:16:19,114
Well, l'll be
thinking of you tonight.

1651
01:16:19,202 --> 01:16:20,635
Are you gonna watch?

1652
01:16:20,722 --> 01:16:22,155
l'm not sure.

1653
01:16:22,242 --> 01:16:26,155
My fifth-formers are having
and end-of-school party

1654
01:16:26,242 --> 01:16:29,154
and l've been invited.
But l'll try.

1655
01:16:29,242 --> 01:16:32,154
lt doesn't matter.
lt's only a stupid game.

1656
01:16:38,202 --> 01:16:39,715
[TV] 'The teams occupying

1657
01:16:39,802 --> 01:16:42,714
'first and second place
in the Championship.

1658
01:16:42,802 --> 01:16:44,713
'The last match of the season

1659
01:16:44,802 --> 01:16:46,315
'for the League Championship.

1660
01:16:46,402 --> 01:16:48,836
'The Anfield roar welcoming
and intimidating

1661
01:16:48,922 --> 01:16:51,390
'as we join our commentary team

1662
01:16:51,482 --> 01:16:53,393
'of David Pleat and Brian Moore.

1663
01:16:54,562 --> 01:16:55,995
'Thank you, Elton.

1664
01:16:56,082 --> 01:16:57,834
'Good evening, everybody.

1665
01:16:57,922 --> 01:16:59,640
'Arsenal on the pitch...

1666
01:16:59,722 --> 01:17:01,633
'with bouquets of flowers.

1667
01:17:01,722 --> 01:17:03,440
'Which l think are...'

1668
01:17:03,522 --> 01:17:04,921
We should be there.

1669
01:17:05,002 --> 01:17:06,720
You were the one who said

1670
01:17:06,802 --> 01:17:08,520
it wasn't worth the hassle.

1671
01:17:08,602 --> 01:17:11,514
l didn't know
it'd be the title decider.

1672
01:17:12,602 --> 01:17:14,115
Anyway, imagine all those

1673
01:17:14,202 --> 01:17:15,521
Scousers celebrating.

1674
01:17:15,602 --> 01:17:17,513
l'd rather be down here

1675
01:17:17,602 --> 01:17:19,035
with my own people.

1676
01:17:19,122 --> 01:17:20,237
..Person.

1677
01:17:20,322 --> 01:17:21,641
Thank you.

1678
01:17:26,162 --> 01:17:27,117
Oh, sorry.

1679
01:17:28,322 --> 01:17:30,233
# She's gone away,

1680
01:17:30,322 --> 01:17:32,233
# l don't know where

1681
01:17:33,962 --> 01:17:36,874
# Somewhere
l can't follow her...#

1682
01:17:36,962 --> 01:17:39,681
Thought you were
a football fan, Duncan.

1683
01:17:39,762 --> 01:17:41,673
That's why l can't
stand Arsenal.

1684
01:17:41,762 --> 01:17:43,673
- Sounds like an old joke.
- No joke.

1685
01:17:43,762 --> 01:17:45,673
- William?
- Hate football. And Arsenal.

1686
01:17:45,762 --> 01:17:48,674
Don't you wanna know
how they're getting on?

1687
01:17:48,762 --> 01:17:50,673
- No.
- Go on, l bet you do.

1688
01:17:50,762 --> 01:17:52,161
We wouldn't mind.

1689
01:17:52,242 --> 01:17:54,676
Mind if Miss Hughes
sticks the TV on?

1690
01:17:54,762 --> 01:17:56,195
She wants the football scores.

1691
01:17:56,282 --> 01:17:58,193
- l don't, really.
- Not much.

1692
01:17:58,282 --> 01:18:00,193
l wonder why. lf you must,

1693
01:18:00,282 --> 01:18:02,193
but just to find out the score.

1694
01:18:02,282 --> 01:18:03,192
OK.

1695
01:18:03,282 --> 01:18:04,715
[Pop music playing]

1696
01:18:10,962 --> 01:18:12,873
Still nil-nil, first half.

1697
01:18:15,002 --> 01:18:16,435
'lnto that crowd it goes.'

1698
01:18:16,522 --> 01:18:18,035
[Woman] There he is -

1699
01:18:18,122 --> 01:18:19,555
my mate, Mickey Thomas.

1700
01:18:19,642 --> 01:18:21,075
Shut up, Mum. He's useless.

1701
01:18:21,162 --> 01:18:22,561
l like him.

1702
01:18:22,642 --> 01:18:24,234
Shows what YOU know.

1703
01:18:24,322 --> 01:18:25,960
'They out-played them

1704
01:18:26,042 --> 01:18:28,954
'for most of the
Littlewoods Cup tie...'

1705
01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:34,794
Miracle of modern technology.

1706
01:18:34,882 --> 01:18:37,794
But it hasn't got
an aerial or nothing.

1707
01:18:37,882 --> 01:18:39,440
lt doesn't need one.

1708
01:18:39,522 --> 01:18:41,752
[Football commentator]
'Positive charge by Adams

1709
01:18:41,842 --> 01:18:43,275
'but it falls to Whelan.'

1710
01:18:43,362 --> 01:18:45,273
[Phone rings]

1711
01:18:51,122 --> 01:18:52,555
Oh, hello, love.

1712
01:18:52,642 --> 01:18:55,554
l was wondering
who'd dare ring tonight.

1713
01:18:55,642 --> 01:18:58,554
'Arsenal have some
very big chaps...'

1714
01:18:58,642 --> 01:19:01,554
Your brother'll have
the phone off the hook.

1715
01:19:01,642 --> 01:19:03,872
'lt'd be dangerous
to give away...'

1716
01:19:03,962 --> 01:19:05,873
No score. No, not really.

1717
01:19:05,962 --> 01:19:09,352
They don't look like they're
gonna let one in either.

1718
01:19:09,442 --> 01:19:10,352
Hold on.

1719
01:19:10,442 --> 01:19:11,841
'..Tangling with Whelan.

1720
01:19:11,922 --> 01:19:14,231
'Michael Thomas
getting to the byline.

1721
01:19:14,322 --> 01:19:15,721
'Danger for Liverpool.'

1722
01:19:15,802 --> 01:19:16,757
Oh!

1723
01:19:16,842 --> 01:19:18,070
- No!
- Ah!

1724
01:19:19,562 --> 01:19:22,122
That was it.
That was our chance.

1725
01:19:22,202 --> 01:19:23,635
No, there'll be others.

1726
01:19:23,722 --> 01:19:25,155
You reckon? l don't.

1727
01:19:25,242 --> 01:19:26,641
'Arsenal within a whisker

1728
01:19:26,722 --> 01:19:28,758
'of getting the goal they wanted

1729
01:19:28,842 --> 01:19:30,275
'early in this game.'

1730
01:19:30,362 --> 01:19:31,795
Let's go out.

1731
01:19:31,882 --> 01:19:33,600
..You're kidding.

1732
01:19:33,682 --> 01:19:35,593
No, let's go and get hammered.

1733
01:19:35,682 --> 01:19:37,081
Forget all about it.

1734
01:19:37,162 --> 01:19:39,073
l'm watching till the end.

1735
01:19:39,162 --> 01:19:40,561
Can't do that. Sorry.

1736
01:19:40,642 --> 01:19:42,075
'Just imagine the tension

1737
01:19:42,162 --> 01:19:45,074
'if Arsenal do manage
to snatch a goal.'

1738
01:19:47,562 --> 01:19:48,472
Sit down.

1739
01:19:48,562 --> 01:19:49,961
There's no point!

1740
01:19:53,162 --> 01:19:54,595
l'm off in a minute.

1741
01:19:54,682 --> 01:19:56,593
l'll just...stay till half-time.

1742
01:19:58,882 --> 01:20:01,316
'Everyone's looking
very closely at him.

1743
01:20:01,402 --> 01:20:04,917
'He's beginning to get
the mood of this game...'

1744
01:20:05,002 --> 01:20:07,721
l'll just see what
they've got to say.

1745
01:20:07,802 --> 01:20:09,201
Doin' OK, aren't we?

1746
01:20:09,282 --> 01:20:10,715
What's the use of OK?

1747
01:20:10,802 --> 01:20:13,236
Might as well
be losing eight-nil.

1748
01:20:13,322 --> 01:20:15,756
lf you want to win
a game two-nil,

1749
01:20:15,842 --> 01:20:20,279
you've got more chance
if it's nil-nil at half-time

1750
01:20:20,362 --> 01:20:22,751
than if you're
eight goals down.

1751
01:20:22,842 --> 01:20:24,753
You're living
in cloud cuckoo land!

1752
01:20:24,842 --> 01:20:26,275
Join the real world!

1753
01:20:26,362 --> 01:20:29,991
ln the real world,
it's nil-nil at half time!

1754
01:20:30,082 --> 01:20:32,277
Might as well be eight-nil.

1755
01:20:32,362 --> 01:20:35,274
Jesus, Paul,
you need medical help.

1756
01:20:35,362 --> 01:20:37,273
You've got some kind of disease

1757
01:20:37,362 --> 01:20:40,115
that turns people
into miserable bastards.

1758
01:20:41,202 --> 01:20:43,591
- Are you stayin'?
- No!

1759
01:20:43,682 --> 01:20:45,912
'l'm just wondering
at what stage

1760
01:20:46,002 --> 01:20:47,435
'George Graham will decide...'

1761
01:20:47,522 --> 01:20:50,434
Just watch a couple of minutes
of the second half.

1762
01:20:59,162 --> 01:21:01,596
'Winterburn and
Richardson behind it.

1763
01:21:01,682 --> 01:21:04,321
'Adams made a darting
little run in there.

1764
01:21:04,402 --> 01:21:05,312
'And Smith!'

1765
01:21:05,402 --> 01:21:07,313
- Y-E-E-ES!
- YES!

1766
01:21:07,402 --> 01:21:08,676
- Ha, ha!
- Yeah!

1767
01:21:08,762 --> 01:21:09,990
Yes! Yes! Yes!

1768
01:21:10,082 --> 01:21:11,197
'Liverpool players

1769
01:21:11,282 --> 01:21:12,840
'are surrounding the referee.'

1770
01:21:13,922 --> 01:21:15,401
He's gonna disallow it now.

1771
01:21:15,482 --> 01:21:17,598
Typical. Bet you
any money you like.

1772
01:21:17,682 --> 01:21:20,480
'He's coming to have
a word with the linesman.

1773
01:21:20,562 --> 01:21:22,473
'Now - a crucial decision here.

1774
01:21:23,922 --> 01:21:25,799
'Ronnie Whelan looking on there.

1775
01:21:25,882 --> 01:21:27,315
'The goal's been given.'

1776
01:21:27,402 --> 01:21:28,721
YE-E-ES!

1777
01:21:30,282 --> 01:21:32,000
lsn't that just like Arsenal?

1778
01:21:32,082 --> 01:21:33,993
They need two so they score one

1779
01:21:34,082 --> 01:21:35,800
just to get us all going.

1780
01:21:35,882 --> 01:21:40,797
You want 'em to score a second
before they scored the first?

1781
01:21:42,482 --> 01:21:44,393
'And what a game we have now.

1782
01:21:45,562 --> 01:21:46,961
'The breakthrough by Arsenal,

1783
01:21:47,042 --> 01:21:48,555
'their fans...

1784
01:21:48,642 --> 01:21:50,075
'are delighted.

1785
01:21:52,682 --> 01:21:54,115
'Back to Smith.

1786
01:21:54,202 --> 01:21:55,635
'Adams there with him.

1787
01:21:57,442 --> 01:21:58,557
'Merson...

1788
01:21:59,642 --> 01:22:00,552
'Richardson...

1789
01:22:00,642 --> 01:22:02,075
'A chance here...

1790
01:22:02,162 --> 01:22:03,072
'Thomas!'

1791
01:22:03,162 --> 01:22:04,277
Oh!

1792
01:22:04,362 --> 01:22:06,000
'..Grobbelar grabbed it.'

1793
01:22:06,082 --> 01:22:07,515
Told you. He's useless.

1794
01:22:09,562 --> 01:22:11,678
'Suddenly, Thomas,
totally unmarked...'

1795
01:22:11,762 --> 01:22:14,481
That's it.
l've had enough. l'm off.

1796
01:22:14,562 --> 01:22:15,995
Good. Fucking good riddance!

1797
01:22:16,082 --> 01:22:17,515
Are you coming?

1798
01:22:17,602 --> 01:22:18,512
No!

1799
01:22:18,602 --> 01:22:20,035
lt's M Y flat!

1800
01:22:20,122 --> 01:22:22,033
You try gettin' me out of it.

1801
01:22:27,442 --> 01:22:29,353
'And Hansen will get it back.

1802
01:22:35,082 --> 01:22:36,993
'Quarter of an hour left.'

1803
01:22:37,082 --> 01:22:38,401
They've scored!

1804
01:22:38,482 --> 01:22:39,915
OK, listen up, everyone.

1805
01:22:42,802 --> 01:22:44,713
l don't know what to say now.

1806
01:22:44,802 --> 01:22:46,121
[Everyone] Sasha!

1807
01:22:46,202 --> 01:22:48,113
Um, well, basically,
Miss Hughes,

1808
01:22:48,202 --> 01:22:49,635
we had a whip-round

1809
01:22:49,722 --> 01:22:52,156
and bought you
a thank-you present.

1810
01:22:52,242 --> 01:22:53,641
Was that it?

1811
01:22:53,722 --> 01:22:56,634
Brief and to the point.
Thank you.

1812
01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:58,280
Wait. There's a bit more.

1813
01:22:58,362 --> 01:23:00,717
Well, we didn't
like you at first

1814
01:23:00,802 --> 01:23:02,713
'cause you gave us
too much work.

1815
01:23:02,802 --> 01:23:04,235
But we really enjoyed it

1816
01:23:04,322 --> 01:23:06,756
and we think
we'll pass our exams

1817
01:23:06,842 --> 01:23:08,753
so you must be a good teacher.

1818
01:23:08,842 --> 01:23:11,276
Scott, who's at home
watching football,

1819
01:23:11,362 --> 01:23:13,273
says you're like George Graham

1820
01:23:13,362 --> 01:23:16,035
because you push us hard
and get results.

1821
01:23:16,122 --> 01:23:17,316
[Cheering]

1822
01:23:18,562 --> 01:23:19,915
Dinner's ready, guys!

1823
01:23:20,002 --> 01:23:20,957
[Cheers]

1824
01:23:27,882 --> 01:23:30,316
# Been around the world
and l, l, l

1825
01:23:30,402 --> 01:23:32,120
# l can't find my baby

1826
01:23:32,202 --> 01:23:35,114
# l don't know when,
l don't know why

1827
01:23:35,202 --> 01:23:36,681
# Why he's gone away

1828
01:23:36,762 --> 01:23:40,675
# And l don't know
where he can be

1829
01:23:40,762 --> 01:23:42,081
# My baby

1830
01:23:42,162 --> 01:23:44,073
# But l'm gonna find him

1831
01:23:44,362 --> 01:23:47,081
# l'm going to fi-i-i-ind him

1832
01:23:50,162 --> 01:23:52,551
# My...b-b-b-b-baby

1833
01:24:04,402 --> 01:24:06,313
# l did too much lying

1834
01:24:06,402 --> 01:24:09,314
# Wasted too much time

1835
01:24:09,402 --> 01:24:11,313
# Now l'm here and crying

1836
01:24:11,402 --> 01:24:12,801
# Now, now, now

1837
01:24:12,882 --> 01:24:14,281
# Been around the world

1838
01:24:14,362 --> 01:24:15,795
# and l, l, l...#

1839
01:24:15,882 --> 01:24:16,997
Highbury, please.

1840
01:24:17,082 --> 01:24:18,037
Whereabouts?

1841
01:24:19,082 --> 01:24:20,481
Just around the corner

1842
01:24:20,562 --> 01:24:21,961
from the Arsenal ground.

1843
01:24:22,042 --> 01:24:24,158
l don't wanna go there tonight.

1844
01:24:24,242 --> 01:24:25,197
Not now.

1845
01:24:25,282 --> 01:24:27,159
lt's in Liverpool, the football.

1846
01:24:27,242 --> 01:24:28,960
But l'm tapin' it, see.

1847
01:24:29,042 --> 01:24:30,953
They'll give
the game away there.

1848
01:24:31,042 --> 01:24:32,475
They'll be doin' their nut

1849
01:24:32,562 --> 01:24:34,473
or be as quiet as the grave.

1850
01:24:34,562 --> 01:24:35,995
You can go in and out

1851
01:24:36,082 --> 01:24:37,481
before the final whistle.

1852
01:24:37,562 --> 01:24:38,961
Come on, then.

1853
01:24:39,042 --> 01:24:41,351
# Lookin' for my baby

1854
01:24:41,442 --> 01:24:43,797
# Been around the world

1855
01:24:43,882 --> 01:24:46,191
# And l'm gonna... ##

1856
01:24:46,282 --> 01:24:48,193
You're an Arsenal fan, then?

1857
01:24:48,282 --> 01:24:50,193
Used to be, when l was a kid.

1858
01:24:50,282 --> 01:24:52,398
Charlie George an' all of them.

1859
01:24:52,482 --> 01:24:53,915
l don't go any more.

1860
01:24:54,002 --> 01:24:56,914
l'd bloody love 'em
to win tonight.

1861
01:24:57,002 --> 01:24:58,435
l'd bloody love it!

1862
01:25:03,242 --> 01:25:05,153
'Remember,
Arsenal need two goals.

1863
01:25:05,242 --> 01:25:07,676
'At the moment, they have one.

1864
01:25:08,962 --> 01:25:10,680
'lf it stays this way,

1865
01:25:10,762 --> 01:25:13,674
'Liverpool will be Champions
for the 1 9th time.'

1866
01:25:13,762 --> 01:25:17,471
We shouldn't even have turned
the TV on this evening.

1867
01:25:17,562 --> 01:25:19,280
'But will it stay this way?'

1868
01:25:19,362 --> 01:25:21,671
What did we think would happen?

1869
01:25:25,762 --> 01:25:29,277
l don't reckon l'll be able
to carry on after this.

1870
01:25:29,362 --> 01:25:31,273
l won't be able to...

1871
01:25:31,362 --> 01:25:32,795
pick myself up.

1872
01:25:35,562 --> 01:25:37,280
Well, to get this close!

1873
01:25:37,362 --> 01:25:40,274
'Unless there is
an amazing and dramatic...'

1874
01:25:40,362 --> 01:25:42,273
Why did l listen to you?

1875
01:25:42,362 --> 01:25:43,272
Me?

1876
01:25:43,362 --> 01:25:45,273
You said we had a chance!

1877
01:25:45,362 --> 01:25:47,080
Well, we did. We do!

1878
01:25:47,162 --> 01:25:49,517
We're practically
in injury time!

1879
01:25:49,602 --> 01:25:51,513
'Arsenal have powered forward

1880
01:25:51,602 --> 01:25:53,991
'in search of the second goal.'

1881
01:25:55,562 --> 01:25:57,473
l might start supporting a team

1882
01:25:57,562 --> 01:25:58,995
that never wins.

1883
01:25:59,082 --> 01:26:00,515
Orient or someone.

1884
01:26:00,602 --> 01:26:03,036
At least you know
where you stand.

1885
01:26:03,122 --> 01:26:04,840
You don't lay yourself open

1886
01:26:04,922 --> 01:26:06,355
to situations like this.

1887
01:26:06,442 --> 01:26:07,875
[Door buzzer]

1888
01:26:07,962 --> 01:26:09,998
'..His team-mate,
John Aldridge...'

1889
01:26:10,082 --> 01:26:11,515
Can you believe that?

1890
01:26:11,602 --> 01:26:13,320
You're on your way out.

1891
01:26:13,402 --> 01:26:16,314
See what they want
when you're down there.

1892
01:26:16,402 --> 01:26:18,711
'Presumably,
we'll have to go on.

1893
01:26:18,802 --> 01:26:20,281
'And remember,

1894
01:26:20,362 --> 01:26:23,274
'Arsenal have both
substitutes already on.'

1895
01:26:23,362 --> 01:26:24,477
[Door buzzer]

1896
01:26:24,562 --> 01:26:25,961
'One minute to go.

1897
01:26:26,042 --> 01:26:29,000
'McMahon has got the word
from the Kop, obviously.

1898
01:26:29,082 --> 01:26:31,232
'But nobody knows
quite how much time

1899
01:26:31,322 --> 01:26:33,040
'the referee will add on.'

1900
01:26:33,122 --> 01:26:34,521
This is awful!

1901
01:26:34,602 --> 01:26:36,513
lt's like the end of the world!

1902
01:26:36,602 --> 01:26:39,480
'lf Arsenal ARE
to lose the Championship,

1903
01:26:39,562 --> 01:26:41,951
'having had such
a lead at one time,

1904
01:26:42,042 --> 01:26:43,441
'it's somewhat poetic justice

1905
01:26:43,522 --> 01:26:44,921
'that they have the result

1906
01:26:45,002 --> 01:26:47,152
'even though
they're not to win it.'

1907
01:26:47,242 --> 01:26:48,675
Oh, shut up, Pleat.

1908
01:26:48,762 --> 01:26:50,195
[Door buzzer again]

1909
01:26:50,282 --> 01:26:52,193
'You can see we're now

1910
01:26:52,282 --> 01:26:54,193
'well into time added on.'

1911
01:26:55,562 --> 01:26:57,996
Will you please,
please, please, please

1912
01:26:58,082 --> 01:26:59,913
please just fucking fuck off!

1913
01:27:00,002 --> 01:27:03,119
You have arrived during
the worst 60 seconds of my life

1914
01:27:03,202 --> 01:27:04,920
and l don't want to see you!

1915
01:27:05,002 --> 01:27:06,435
[Slams window shut]

1916
01:27:08,802 --> 01:27:11,919
l ask you! What sort
of berk would do that?

1917
01:27:12,002 --> 01:27:15,438
You'd just about forgive
an alien from Planet Tharg

1918
01:27:15,522 --> 01:27:16,921
but even then, you'd...

1919
01:27:19,722 --> 01:27:21,155
Where you going?

1920
01:27:21,242 --> 01:27:23,153
You're mad!
You might miss something!

1921
01:27:30,682 --> 01:27:32,115
'Adams is after his man.

1922
01:27:32,202 --> 01:27:34,113
'But Barnes will not be denied.

1923
01:27:34,202 --> 01:27:36,033
'Yes, he will, by Richardson.

1924
01:27:36,122 --> 01:27:37,555
'Down and injured.

1925
01:27:39,202 --> 01:27:40,601
'Streaming forward now

1926
01:27:40,682 --> 01:27:43,116
'in what will be
their last attack.

1927
01:27:43,202 --> 01:27:45,318
'Good ball by Dixon,
finding Smith.

1928
01:27:45,402 --> 01:27:46,312
'To Thomas.

1929
01:27:49,562 --> 01:27:51,678
PA-A-A-A-A-AUL!

1930
01:27:51,762 --> 01:27:53,957
'Charging through
the midfield, Thomas!'

1931
01:28:00,562 --> 01:28:02,837
'lt's up for grabs now...

1932
01:28:02,922 --> 01:28:04,241
'Thomas!

1933
01:28:04,322 --> 01:28:05,755
'Right at the end.'

1934
01:28:05,842 --> 01:28:07,594
A-A-A-A-A-A-AH!

1935
01:28:07,682 --> 01:28:09,115
'An unbelievable climax

1936
01:28:09,202 --> 01:28:10,635
'to the League season!'

1937
01:28:10,722 --> 01:28:12,633
A-A-A-A-A-A-AH!

1938
01:28:14,162 --> 01:28:15,675
Mickey Thomas!

1939
01:28:15,762 --> 01:28:17,195
Yeah!

1940
01:28:17,282 --> 01:28:18,271
Yes! Yes! Yes!

1941
01:28:18,362 --> 01:28:19,681
Oh!

1942
01:28:19,762 --> 01:28:20,877
Oh...

1943
01:28:34,922 --> 01:28:36,833
How much injury time is there?

1944
01:28:36,922 --> 01:28:38,640
They've had
two minutes already.

1945
01:28:38,722 --> 01:28:41,156
They'll go straight up
the other end

1946
01:28:41,242 --> 01:28:42,561
and score.

1947
01:28:47,002 --> 01:28:48,833
[Football commentary]

1948
01:28:52,762 --> 01:28:53,877
[Whistle]

1949
01:28:55,882 --> 01:28:57,793
'That's the final whistle.

1950
01:28:57,882 --> 01:28:59,315
'Arsenal, the Champions.'

1951
01:28:59,402 --> 01:29:01,313
And Ashworth has done it!

1952
01:29:01,402 --> 01:29:02,596
Arsenal!

1953
01:29:02,682 --> 01:29:03,876
Arsenal!

1954
01:29:03,962 --> 01:29:05,634
We are the Champions!

1955
01:29:05,722 --> 01:29:06,677
YEAH!

1956
01:29:08,922 --> 01:29:10,833
[Tumultuous cheering]

1957
01:29:18,762 --> 01:29:21,674
# From the dark end
of the street

1958
01:29:23,282 --> 01:29:26,115
# To the bright side
of the road

1959
01:29:28,762 --> 01:29:31,674
# We'll be lovers once again

1960
01:29:31,762 --> 01:29:34,674
# On the bright side
of the road

1961
01:29:34,762 --> 01:29:35,911
YES!

1962
01:29:39,762 --> 01:29:41,673
# Little darling, come with me

1963
01:29:44,402 --> 01:29:47,314
# You can help me
share my load

1964
01:29:48,922 --> 01:29:51,834
# From the dark end
of the street

1965
01:29:51,922 --> 01:29:54,834
# To the bright side
of the road...#

1966
01:29:56,682 --> 01:29:58,115
l KNEW we'd do it.

1967
01:29:58,202 --> 01:29:59,635
l had this feeling.

1968
01:29:59,722 --> 01:30:00,632
Oh, yeah?

1969
01:30:00,722 --> 01:30:02,155
You're a lying bastard.

1970
01:30:02,242 --> 01:30:03,675
No, no, honestly.

1971
01:30:03,762 --> 01:30:05,195
On the surface,

1972
01:30:05,282 --> 01:30:07,193
l was all negativity and doubt.

1973
01:30:07,282 --> 01:30:10,399
But on the inside,
you gotta believe, haven't you?

1974
01:30:25,122 --> 01:30:26,680
# Baby, some time

1975
01:30:26,762 --> 01:30:29,720
# l feel some time,
l don't know why...

1976
01:30:35,962 --> 01:30:37,873
[Chanting football songs]

1977
01:30:41,802 --> 01:30:44,236
# Let's enjoy it while we can

1978
01:30:44,322 --> 01:30:46,711
# Let's enjoy it while we can

1979
01:30:46,802 --> 01:30:49,919
# Help me sing my song

1980
01:30:50,002 --> 01:30:52,835
# Help me sing my song

1981
01:30:52,922 --> 01:30:54,640
# Little darling, follow me

1982
01:30:54,722 --> 01:30:57,634
# To the bright side
of the road

1983
01:31:02,522 --> 01:31:05,434
# From the dark end
of the street

1984
01:31:05,522 --> 01:31:08,434
# From the dark end
of the street

1985
01:31:08,522 --> 01:31:11,434
# To the bright side of the road

1986
01:31:11,522 --> 01:31:14,434
# To the bright side
of the road... #

1987
01:31:22,762 --> 01:31:24,195
[Cheering and singing]

1988
01:31:30,762 --> 01:31:32,195
l AM sorry.

1989
01:31:32,282 --> 01:31:33,192
No.

1990
01:31:33,282 --> 01:31:34,715
No, thank YOU.

1991
01:31:34,802 --> 01:31:37,714
l wouldn't have
missed this for the world!

1992
01:31:45,762 --> 01:31:46,877
PAUL!

1993
01:31:46,962 --> 01:31:48,395
Friend of yours?

1994
01:31:49,482 --> 01:31:51,393
A guy l work with.

1995
01:31:51,482 --> 01:31:52,881
He's enjoying himself.

1996
01:31:52,962 --> 01:31:53,872
Yeah.

1997
01:31:53,962 --> 01:31:55,873
l've never seen him so happy.

1998
01:32:32,762 --> 01:32:34,480
[Paul] When l think back

1999
01:32:34,562 --> 01:32:36,473
to the 26th of May, 1 989 now,

2000
01:32:36,562 --> 01:32:37,995
it's impossible to explain

2001
01:32:38,082 --> 01:32:40,516
exactly what happened
to either of us.

2002
01:32:40,602 --> 01:32:43,514
All three of us
if you count the team.

2003
01:32:43,602 --> 01:32:45,194
But l do know this -

2004
01:32:45,282 --> 01:32:48,194
my relationship
with Arsenal changed that night.

2005
01:32:48,282 --> 01:32:51,194
lt was as if l'd jumped on
to the shoulders of the team

2006
01:32:51,282 --> 01:32:53,716
and they'd carried me
into the light

2007
01:32:53,802 --> 01:32:56,714
that had suddenly
shone down on all of us.

2008
01:32:56,802 --> 01:32:58,520
And the lift they gave me

2009
01:32:58,602 --> 01:33:02,038
enabled be to part company
with them in some ways.

2010
01:33:02,122 --> 01:33:05,034
We still see
each other all the time

2011
01:33:05,122 --> 01:33:07,841
and l still love them
and hate them.

2012
01:33:07,922 --> 01:33:09,833
But l have my own life now.

2013
01:33:09,922 --> 01:33:11,355
My successes and failures

2014
01:33:11,442 --> 01:33:13,831
aren't necessarily
linked up with theirs.

2015
01:33:13,922 --> 01:33:16,834
That's got to be
a good thing, l suppose.

2016
01:33:16,922 --> 01:33:19,641
Life's never
gonna be this good again.

2017
01:33:19,722 --> 01:33:21,633
Fuck off. Don't start on me.

2018
01:33:21,722 --> 01:33:23,121
No, you don't get...

2019
01:33:23,202 --> 01:33:25,113
- What's his name?
- Michael Thomas.

2020
01:33:25,202 --> 01:33:28,114
You don't get Michael Thomas
moments in real life.

2021
01:33:28,202 --> 01:33:30,636
You don't get many
in football, either.

2022
01:33:30,722 --> 01:33:32,633
l'm not in such a state, am l?

2023
01:33:32,722 --> 01:33:34,633
l didn't need saving after all.

2024
01:33:35,722 --> 01:33:36,632
What?

2025
01:33:36,722 --> 01:33:38,155
Let's not get carried away.

2026
01:33:38,242 --> 01:33:40,153
You're still
a tragic human being.

2027
01:33:40,242 --> 01:33:42,631
Do we look particularly
tragic tonight?

2028
01:33:42,722 --> 01:33:44,633
Didn't see many
Miss Jean Brodies

2029
01:33:44,722 --> 01:33:46,121
leaping around the streets.

2030
01:33:46,202 --> 01:33:49,592
All too busy writing out
tomorrow's lesson plans.

2031
01:33:49,682 --> 01:33:52,594
Where did you find
the term ''lesson plan''?

2032
01:33:52,682 --> 01:33:54,593
You've never planned a lesson.

2033
01:33:54,682 --> 01:33:56,593
l've got better things to do.

2034
01:33:56,682 --> 01:33:58,115
Oh, is that right?

2035
01:34:02,562 --> 01:34:05,474
ls, er, is George Graham
really horrible?

2036
01:34:05,562 --> 01:34:06,472
Why?

2037
01:34:06,562 --> 01:34:07,881
No reason.

2038
01:34:07,962 --> 01:34:10,874
Has somebody else
noticed the resemblance?

2039
01:34:10,962 --> 01:34:12,361
Yeah. My fifth-formers.

2040
01:34:12,442 --> 01:34:14,353
Hah! He has the reputation

2041
01:34:14,442 --> 01:34:16,353
of being mean and dour

2042
01:34:16,442 --> 01:34:17,841
and unapproachable and...

2043
01:34:17,922 --> 01:34:19,833
OK, OK. Thank you, Paul.

2044
01:34:19,922 --> 01:34:21,833
l think l get the message.

2045
01:34:22,922 --> 01:34:24,037
And driven!

2046
01:34:46,162 --> 01:34:48,073
# l think l'm going back

2047
01:34:49,682 --> 01:34:53,118
# To the things
l learned so well

2048
01:34:53,202 --> 01:34:55,113
# ln my youth

2049
01:34:58,562 --> 01:35:01,076
# l think l'm returning to...

2050
01:35:02,762 --> 01:35:05,674
# Those days
when l was young enough

2051
01:35:05,762 --> 01:35:08,196
# To know the truth

2052
01:35:09,762 --> 01:35:13,198
# Now there are no games

2053
01:35:13,282 --> 01:35:16,718
# To only pass the time

2054
01:35:18,362 --> 01:35:20,671
# No more electric trains

2055
01:35:22,362 --> 01:35:24,796
# No more trees to climb

2056
01:35:26,762 --> 01:35:30,072
# But thinking young
and growing older

2057
01:35:30,162 --> 01:35:32,073
# ls no sin

2058
01:35:34,762 --> 01:35:36,673
# And l can play

2059
01:35:36,762 --> 01:35:40,198
# The game of life to win

2060
01:35:43,562 --> 01:35:45,871
# l can recall a time...

2061
01:35:47,162 --> 01:35:49,073
# When l wasn't ashamed

2062
01:35:49,162 --> 01:35:52,598
# To reach out to a friend

2063
01:35:55,962 --> 01:35:58,032
# Now l think l've got...

2064
01:35:59,762 --> 01:36:05,200
# A lot more than just
my toys to lend

2065
01:36:07,562 --> 01:36:09,951
# Now there's more to do

2066
01:36:11,562 --> 01:36:14,474
# Than watch
my sail boats glide

2067
01:36:15,762 --> 01:36:18,071
# And every day can be...

2068
01:36:19,762 --> 01:36:22,071
# A magic carpet ride

2069
01:36:24,362 --> 01:36:27,274
# A little bit of courage

2070
01:36:27,362 --> 01:36:29,273
# ls all we lack

2071
01:36:32,562 --> 01:36:34,678
# So catch me if you can...

2072
01:36:36,082 --> 01:36:38,721
# l'm going back #

2073
01:36:44,962 --> 01:36:48,716
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