1 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:12,196 (1920s jazz) 2 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,511 (police siren in distance) 3 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,596 (siren gets louder) 4 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,434 (siren) 5 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,796 (car horn) 6 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,316 (organ plays inside) 7 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,518 All right, Charlie. 8 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,596 - That the joint? - Yes, sir. 9 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,676 - Who runs it? - I already told you. 10 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,756 - Refresh my memory. - Spats Colombo. 11 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,917 - What's the password? - "I've come to Grandma's funeral." 12 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,759 - Here's your admission card. - Thanks, Charlie. 13 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:29,236 If you want a ringside table, just say you're a pallbearer. 14 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,316 We're all set. When's the kickoff? 15 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:34,477 I'd better blow. If Colombo sees me, it's goodbye, Charlie. 16 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,556 Goodbye, Charlie. 17 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:40,836 Give me five minutes, then hit 'em with everything you got. 18 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,916 You betcha. 19 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,270 Good evening, sir. I'm Mr Mozarella. 20 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,437 - What can I do for you? - I've come to the old lady's funeral. 21 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,835 I haven't seen you at our services before. 22 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,110 - No, I've been on the wagon. - Please! 23 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,754 Where is the wake? I'm one of the pallbearers. 24 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,713 Show the gentleman into the chapel. Pew number three. 25 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:15,195 Yes, Mr Mozarella. This way, sir. 26 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,276 (solemn organ music) 27 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:25,593 (jazz band plays "Sweet Georgia Brown") 28 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:35,074 Well, if you gotta go, that's the way to do it! 29 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,350 Follow me, please. 30 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,156 - What'll it be, sir? - Booze. 31 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:53,430 - Sorry. We only serve coffee. - Coffee? 32 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,358 Scotch coffee, Canadian coffee, sour mash coffee... 33 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,438 Scotch. Make it a demitasse, with soda on the side. 34 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,836 Wait a minute. Haven't you got a pew not so close to the band? 35 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,032 - How about that one over there? - That's reserved... 36 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,515 ...for members of the immediate family. 37 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,278 Oops! 38 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,595 Hey! Hey, I want another cup of coffee! 39 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,040 I want another cup of coffee! 40 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,720 Better bring a check in case the joint is raided. 41 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,592 Who's gonna raid a funeral? 42 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,870 Some people got no respect for the dead. 43 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,068 Say, Joe. Tonight's the night, isn't it? 44 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:16,078 - I'll say! - No, tonight we get paid. That's good. 45 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:19,078 - Why? - My back tooth. I've got to see a dentist. 46 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:23,398 After four months out of work, you wanna blow your first week's pay on your teeth? 47 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:27,479 - Just a filling. Doesn't have to be gold. - (mimics) Doesn't have to be gold. 48 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:31,275 How can you be so selfish? We owe rent. We owe $89 to Moe's Delicatessen. 49 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,356 The Chinese laundry is suing us. 50 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,755 We borrowed money from every girl in the line. 51 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,836 - You're right! - Of course I am. 52 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,713 Tomorrow we'll pay everyone something on account. 53 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:44,799 No. Tomorrow we go to the dog track and bet it all on Greased Lightning. 54 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,388 - You'd bet my money on a dog?! - He's a shoo-in. 55 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,796 Max the waiter knows the electrician that wires the rabbit. 56 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:54,276 - What are you givin' me with a rabbit?! - The odds are 10 to 1! 57 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:58,075 - Suppose he loses! - Why worry? This job'll last a long time. 58 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,909 - Suppose it doesn't! - Jerry boy, why paint everything black? 59 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:05,828 Suppose you got hit by a truck. Suppose the stock market crashes! 60 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:09,191 Suppose Mary Pickford divorces Douglas Fairbanks! 61 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,675 Suppose the Dodgers leave Brooklyn! 62 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,314 - Joe... - Suppose Lake Michigan overflows! 63 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:18,035 Well, don't look now, but the whole town is underwater. 64 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,476 (rest of band plays on) 65 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,513 ...four... 66 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,993 ...three... 67 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,473 ...two... 68 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,715 ...one... 69 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,116 (police whistle) 70 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,151 (gasps) 71 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,236 (screaming) 72 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,036 (whistle) 73 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,395 All right, everybody! This is a raid! 74 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,431 I'm a federal agent! 75 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:54,516 You're all under arrest! 76 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,958 (drunken man) I want another cup of coffee! 77 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,560 (whistle) 78 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,595 All right, Spats. The services are over. 79 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,472 - Let's go. - Go where? 80 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,160 A country club we run for retired bootleggers. 81 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,556 - I'm puttin' you up for membership. - I don't join nothin'. 82 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:24,037 I'll get the prison tailor to fit you with a pair of special spats - striped! 83 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,238 Big joke! 84 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,316 What's the rap this time? 85 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,396 Embalming people with coffee. 86 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,476 86 proof. 87 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,556 Me? I'm just a customer here. 88 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:39,959 Oh, come on, Spats. We know you own the joint. Mozarella's just frontin' for you. 89 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,469 Mozarella? Never heard of him! 90 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,556 We got different information. 91 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:47,069 From who? Toothpick Charlie maybe? 92 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,873 Toothpick Charlie? Never heard of him! 93 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,232 Buttermilk! 94 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,275 Too smart to drink your own stuff, huh? 95 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,356 Come on! On your feet! 96 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:02,040 You're just wastin' the taxpayers' money. 97 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,116 Call your lawyer if you wanna. 98 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:07,038 These are my lawyers. All Harvard men. 99 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:11,756 (drunken brawling) 100 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,116 I wan' another cuppa coffee! 101 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,516 (police wagon bell) 102 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:57,999 That solves one problem. Now we don't have to worry about who to pay first. 103 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:01,032 - Quiet. I'm thinking. - The landlady will lock us out. 104 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,515 At Moe's Deli no more knockwurst on credit. 105 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,871 We can't borrow from the girls - they're on the way to jail. 106 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,470 I wonder how much Sam the bookie will give us for our overcoats. 107 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:14,832 Sam the bookie?! Nothin' doin'! You're not puttin' my overcoat on a dog! 108 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,918 - Jerry, I told you, it's a sure thing. - We will freeze! 109 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,395 It is below zero! We'll get pneumonia! 110 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:24,069 Look, stupid, he's 10-1. Tomorrow we'll have 20 overcoats! 111 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,154 (wind howls) 112 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,396 Greased Lightning! I oughta have my head examined! 113 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,476 I thought you weren't talkin' to me. 114 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,751 The bull fiddle's dressed warmer than I am! 115 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,952 - Anything today? - Nothing. 116 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,638 Thank you. 117 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,792 - Anything today? - Nothing. 118 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,478 Thank you. 119 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:02,798 I can't go on, Joe. I'm weak from hunger, I got a fever, I got a hole in my shoe... 120 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:05,673 If you gave me a chance, we could be living like kings. 121 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,155 - How? - There's a dog running in the third. 122 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:12,717 Galloping Ghost. He's 15-1 and it's his kind of a track. He's a real mudder! 123 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,195 What do you want from me? My head on a plate? 124 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,675 No, your bass. If we hock that and my sax... 125 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,349 Are you crazy?! We're up the creek and you wanna hock the paddle! 126 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,438 All right, go ahead and starve. What do I care? Freeze! 127 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,915 - Anything today? - Oh, it's you! 128 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,996 Well, you've got a lot of nerve! 129 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,678 Thank you! 130 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,276 Joe! Come back here! 131 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:40,839 Nellie, baby, if it's about Saturday night, I can explain everything. 132 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,838 What a heel! I spend $4 to get my hair marcelled... 133 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,916 ...I buy me a brand-new negligee... 134 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,076 ...I bake him a great big pizza pie... 135 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,316 - And where were you? - Where were you? 136 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,396 - With you! - Me?! 137 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,556 Remember? You had this bad tooth... 138 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,716 It was impacted. His jaw was swoll out. 139 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:57,795 It was? 140 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,876 (muffled) Oh, yeah, was it ever! 141 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,549 - I took him for a blood transfusion. - We have the same type blood. 142 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,148 - Type O. - Oh? 143 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:09,477 - I'll make it up to you. - You're makin' it up pretty good so far! 144 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:13,195 As soon as we get a job, I'll take you to the swellest restaurant in town. 145 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,669 How about it? Has Poliakoff got anything for us? We're desperate! 146 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:21,554 Well, it just so happens he is looking for a bass. 147 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,636 And a sax. 148 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,352 Right? 149 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,833 Right! 150 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,030 - What's the job? - Three weeks in Florida. 151 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,594 - Florida! - At the Seminole-Ritz in Miami. 152 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,995 Transportation and expenses all paid. 153 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,680 Isn't she a bit of terrific? Let's see Poliakoff. 154 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:40,315 - He's with people. You'll have to wait. - All right, we'll wait. 155 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,908 Look, Gladys, it's three weeks in Florida! 156 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,315 Sweet Sue and her Society Syncopators! 157 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,829 They need a couple of girls on sax and bass. 158 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,750 Whaddaya mean, who is it? It's Poliakoff! I got a job for ya! 159 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,236 Gladys! Are ya there?! 160 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:55,315 Gladys! 161 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,319 Meshugeneh! 162 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,396 Played 112 hours at a marathon dance. 163 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,876 - Now she's in bed with nervous collapse! - Tell her to move over! 164 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,752 What about Cora Jackson? 165 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,838 Last I heard, she was playin' with the Salvation Army. 166 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,916 Drexel 9044. 167 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,996 Oh, those idiot broads! 168 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,749 Here we are, packed and ready to leave for Miami, and what happens? 169 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,394 The saxophone runs off with a Bible salesman... 170 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,476 ...and the bass fiddle gets pregnant! 171 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,955 Bienstock, I oughta fire you! 172 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:26,789 Me?! I'm the manager of the band, not the night watchman! 173 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,876 Let me talk to Bessie Malone. 174 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,991 What's she doing in Philadelphia? 175 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,076 On the level?! 176 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,590 Bessie let her hair grow - now she's playing with Stokowski! 177 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:40,315 - Black Bottom Bessie?! - Schpielt zich mit der Philharmonic! 178 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,351 How about Rosemary Schultz? 179 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,550 Slashed her wrists when Valentino died. 180 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:48,514 We might as well all slash our wrists if we don't find two dames by tonight! 181 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:52,599 We don't care where you find them. Just get them on that train by 8 o'clock. 182 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,871 The moment anything turns up, I'll give you a tinkle. 183 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,151 Bye, Sig. I wonder if I've got room for another ulcer! 184 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,236 Nellie, get me long-distance. 185 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,238 - Sig, we wanna talk to you. - About the Florida job. 186 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,999 - The Florida job?! - Nellie told us all about it. 187 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,396 - Not too late, are we? - What are ya? Comedians? Get out! 188 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,875 Get me the William Morris Agency in New York. 189 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,834 - (Joe) You need a bass and a sax? - The instruments are right but you're not. 190 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,712 I wanna speak to Mr Morris. 191 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,400 - What's wrong with us? - You're the wrong shape! 192 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,876 - What do you want? Hunchbacks? - It's not the backs that worry me. 193 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,353 What kind of a band is it? 194 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,755 - You gotta be under 25. - We could pass for that! 195 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,996 - You gotta be blond. - We could dye our hair! 196 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,269 And you gotta be girls! 197 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,277 - We could... - No, we couldn't! 198 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,358 - Mr William Morris! - You mean this is a girls' band? 199 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,630 Good old Nellie - I could wring her neck! 200 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,399 Let's talk this over, Joe. Why couldn't we do it? 201 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,876 When we worked in the gypsy tearoom, we wore gold earrings. 202 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,356 When you booked us with the Hawaiian band, we wore grass skirts. 203 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,313 - What's with him? He drinks? - No, he ain't eatin' so good. 204 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,476 His empty stomach has gone to his head. 205 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:58,559 Joe, three weeks in Florida! We could borrow clothes from the chorus girls! 206 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,319 - You've flipped your wig! - Now you're talking! 207 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,591 We get second-hand wigs, a little padding here and there. 208 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,188 We call ourselves Josephine and Geraldine! 209 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,436 Josephine and Geraldine... Come on! 210 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,711 Look, if you boys wanna pick up a little money tonight... 211 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:16,719 ...at the University of Illinois they're havin' a St Valentine's dance. 212 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,319 We'll take it! 213 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,159 $6 a man. Be on the campus at Urbana at 8 o'clock. 214 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,840 All the way to Urbana for a one-night stand?! 215 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,918 It's $12! We can get one of the overcoats out of hock! 216 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,793 Hello. Mr Morris? This is Poliakoff in Chicago. 217 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,393 You don't have two girl musicians available, do you? 218 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:34,999 A sax player and a bass? 219 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,954 - If William Morris doesn't come through... - Come on, Geraldine! 220 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,350 It's 100 miles! It's snowin' outside! 221 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,040 - How do we get there? - I'll think of something. 222 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,718 - Like what? - Don't crowd me. 223 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,273 Don't crowd me... 224 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,631 - How'd it go, girls? - Ooh, you! I oughta wring your neck! 225 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,955 Please, Jerry! That's no way to talk. 226 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,435 Nellie baby, what are you doin' tonight? 227 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,313 - Tonight? Why? - Cos I've got some plans. 228 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,396 I'm not doing anything. 229 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,078 Really? 230 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,589 I just thought I'd go home and have some... 231 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,676 ...cold pizza. 232 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,756 Then you'll be in all evening? 233 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,279 Yes, Joe. 234 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,755 Good! Then you won't be needing your car! 235 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,836 My car?! Why, you... 236 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,476 Isn't he a bit of terrific? 237 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,196 (wind howls) 238 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,350 We coulda had three weeks in Florida, all expenses paid! 239 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,040 Lyin' in the sun, palm trees, flyin' fish... 240 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,116 Knock it off, will ya? 241 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:45,237 Possible straight, possible nothing, and a pair of eights. 242 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,156 All right, drop 'em, you guys! 243 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,475 - Drop what? - We came for a car. 244 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,068 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Nellie Weinmeyer's car. 245 00:17:58,880 --> 00:17:59,995 Musicians! 246 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,473 Wise guys. 247 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,956 OK, let's go. Aces bet. 248 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,640 It's a '25 Hupmobile, green, coup�... sir. 249 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:09,228 - It's over here. - (Jerry) Yeah, over here. 250 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,316 - Want some gas? - Uh, yeah... 251 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,396 About... 40 cents' worth, please. 252 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,476 Put it on Miss Weinmeyer's bill? 253 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,556 Uh... Yeah. Why not? 254 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,636 And while you're at it, fill it up. 255 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,796 (tyres screech) 256 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,156 All right, everybody! Hands up! 257 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,796 Face the wall! 258 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,116 You too, Toothpick. 259 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,196 Come on! 260 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,836 Come on! 261 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,559 Hey! 262 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,511 Join us! 263 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,672 OK, boss! 264 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,356 Hello, Charlie. Long time no see. 265 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,835 What is it, Spats? What are you doin' here? 266 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,871 I just dropped in to pay my respects. 267 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,639 - You don't owe me no nothin'. - I wouldn't say that. 268 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,228 You recommended my mortuary to your friends. 269 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:39,750 - I don't know what you mean. - Now I got all those coffins on my hands. 270 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,917 - I hate to see 'em go to waste. - I had nothin' to do with it. 271 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,952 Oh, too bad, Charlie. You woulda had three eights. 272 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,833 Goodbye, Charlie. 273 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,359 No, Spats, no! 274 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,799 No, Spats! Please, no! 275 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,758 I think I'm gonna be sick! 276 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,313 (liquid gushes) 277 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,076 All right, come on outta there! 278 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,758 Come on! 279 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,558 Come on! 280 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,796 We... We didn't see anything. Did we? 281 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,876 What? No! Not a thing! 282 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,198 Besides, it's none of our business if you guys wanna bump each other off. 283 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,356 Say... Don't I know you two from somewhere? 284 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,040 Oh, no, no! We're just a couple of musicians. 285 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,799 We came to pick up a car. Nellie Weinmeyer's car. 286 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,876 There's a dance tonight. 287 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,275 - Come on, Jerry. - (Spats) Wait a minute! 288 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,678 - Where do you think you're goin'? - Urbana. It's about 100 miles from here... 289 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,677 You're not goin' nowhere! 290 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,593 We're not? 291 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,110 - I don't like no witnesses. - (Joe) We won't breathe a word! 292 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,196 You won't breathe nothin'. 293 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,276 Not even air. 294 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,151 (police siren) 295 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:30,432 All right, boys, let's blow out of here! We'll take care of those guys later! 296 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,116 I think they got me! 297 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,356 - They got the bull fiddle. - No blood? 298 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,836 If they catch us, there'll be blood all over - type O! Come on! 299 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,676 (sirens) 300 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,953 - Where are you running? - As far away as possible! 301 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:11,596 It's not far enough! Those guys know us. Every hood in Chicago will be after us. 302 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,436 (sirens still blaring) 303 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,150 Quick - gimme a nickel. 304 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,716 You're gonna call the police? 305 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,991 Police? We'd never live to testify against Spats Colombo. 306 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,554 We gotta get out of town. We could grow beards. 307 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,035 We will get out of town, but we're gonna shave. 308 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:43,392 At a time like this? They're ready to blast our heads off, and you wanna shave?! 309 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,875 - Shave our legs, stupid. - Shave our legs?! 310 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,240 (high-pitched voice) Hello. Mr Poliakoff? 311 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:53,830 I understand you're looking for a couple of girl musicians. 312 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,350 Mm-hm... Mm-hm... 313 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,959 Mm-hm... 314 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:13,239 (Tannoy) Florida Limited leaving on track one for Washington... 315 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:17,433 ...Charleston, Savannah, Jacksonville and Miami. 316 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,516 All aboard! All aboard! 317 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,793 Ow! 318 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,593 - What is it now? - How do they walk in these things? 319 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,597 How do they keep their balance? 320 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,678 Must be the way the weight is distributed. Now come on. 321 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,436 It is so draughty! 322 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,516 They must catch cold all the time. 323 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,598 - Quit stalling! We'll miss the train! - I feel naked! 324 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,679 - I feel like everybody's starin' at me. - With those legs? Are you crazy? 325 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,273 Uh-oh. 326 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,599 It's no use! We're not gonna get away with it, Joe. 327 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:02,395 The name is Josephine, and this was your idea in the first place! 328 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,196 Look at that! 329 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,276 Look how she moves! 330 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,391 That's just like Jell-O on springs! 331 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,671 They must have some sort of built-in motor or something. 332 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,916 I tell ya, it's a whole different sex! 333 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,996 Nobody's asking you to have a baby! 334 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:42,079 This is just to get us outta town. In Florida we'll blow this whole setup. 335 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,111 I am not letting you talk me into... 336 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,437 Extra! Extra! Seven slaughtered in North Side garage! 337 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,915 Fear of bloody aftermath! Extra! Extra! 338 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:54,511 - You talked me into it. Let's go. - Attagirl, Geraldine. 339 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,313 - Rosella. - Fiddle. 340 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,351 - Move along, Dolores. - Trombone. 341 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,755 - Hey, Olga, how's your back? - Trumpet. 342 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,876 Uh... Well, here we are. 343 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,150 Are you two from the Poliakoff Agency? 344 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,396 - Yes. We're the new girls. - Brand new. 345 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,159 - This is our manager, Mr Bienstock. - How do you do? 346 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,032 And I'm Sweet Sue. 347 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,469 My name is Josephine. 348 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,750 - I'm Daphne! - Hm? 349 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,555 Saxophone, bass. Am I glad to see you girls! You saved our lives! 350 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,676 (Josephine) Likewise, I'm sure. 351 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,756 Where did you girls play before? 352 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,713 Here, there and... around, and... 353 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,469 We spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music. 354 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,118 (conductor) All aboard! 355 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,196 You're in berths 7 and 7 A. 356 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,719 (Josephine) 7 and 7 A. 357 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,796 - Thanks ever so! - You're welcome! 358 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,876 Oh! The feeling's mutual. 359 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,438 Upsy-daisy! 360 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,039 Fresh! 361 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,913 Looks like Poliakoff sent a couple of real ladies! 362 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,271 You'd better tell the other girls to watch their language! 363 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,356 (train whistle) 364 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,753 What are you...? 365 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,836 (whispers) Daphne?! 366 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,315 Well, I never did like the name Geraldine. 367 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,832 Hi! I'm the bass fiddle! Just call me Daphne! 368 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,518 (all) Hi! 369 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,596 My name is Josephine. Sax. 370 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,233 (all) Hi! 371 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:27,193 - Welcome to No Man's Land. - (all) You'll be sorry! 372 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:31,074 - Take off your corsets and spread out! - Oh, I don't wear one myself. 373 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,156 - Don't you bulge? - Bulge? Me? 374 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,636 I have the most divine seamstress. Comes in just once a month. 375 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,672 - My dear, she is so inexpensive! - Come on, Daphne. 376 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,031 Say, kids, have you heard the one about the girl tuba player... 377 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,436 ...who was stranded on a desert island with a one-legged jockey? 378 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,913 No! How does it go? 379 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,429 (Bienstock) Cut it out, girls! No rough talk! 380 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,516 They went to a conservatory. 381 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,596 (mimics) They went to a conservatory! 382 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,631 (grating note) 383 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,513 How about that talent, huh? 384 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,835 It's like fallin' into a tub of butter. 385 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,518 Watch it, Daphne. 386 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:07,792 When I was a kid, Joe, I dreamed I was locked up overnight in a pastry shop. 387 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,876 And there was goodies all around. 388 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:14,516 There was jelly rolls and mocha �clairs and Boston cream pie and cherry tarts... 389 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,552 Listen to me: No butter, no pastry. We're on a diet! 390 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,636 Yeah, sure, Joe! 391 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,354 Not there! That's the emergency brake! 392 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,195 Now you've done it. Now you have done it! 393 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,709 - Done what? - You tore off one of my chests! 394 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,796 You'd better go get it fixed. 395 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,876 You'd better come help me. 396 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,956 (train whistle) 397 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,676 This way, Daphne! 398 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,756 Now you tore the other one. 399 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,758 Terribly sorry. 400 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,836 It's OK. I was scared it was Sweet Sue. 401 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,111 - You won't tell anybody, will you? - (Josephine) Tell what? 402 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,391 If they catch me once more, they'll kick me out of the band. 403 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,228 Are you the replacement for the bass and sax? 404 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,316 That's us! And I'm Daphne. 405 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,396 This is... uh... Joe... sephine. 406 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,272 Come in, come in. 407 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,356 - I'm Sugar Cane. - Hi! 408 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,153 - Sugar Cane? - I changed it from Sugar Kowalczyk. 409 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,078 - Polish? - Yes. I come from this musical family. 410 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,351 My mother's a piano teacher. My father was a conductor. 411 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,517 - Where did he conduct? - On the Baltimore and Ohio. 412 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,638 Oh. 413 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,676 I play the ukulele, and I sing, too. 414 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,952 I don't have much of a voice, but then this isn't much of a band, either. 415 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,435 I'm only with them cos I'm running away. 416 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:47,075 - Running away from what? - Oh, don't get me started on that! 417 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,395 Hey, you want some? It's bourbon. 418 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,876 I'll take a rain check. 419 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,957 I don't want you to think I'm a drinker. I can stop if I want to, only I don't want to. 420 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,072 - Especially when I'm blue. - (Josephine) We understand. 421 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:05,034 All the girls drink. But I'm the one that gets caught. Story of my life. 422 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,549 I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop. 423 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,077 Are my seams straight? 424 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,758 I'll say! 425 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,276 Well, see you around, girls. 426 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,038 Bye, Sugar! 427 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,469 We have been playing with the wrong bands! 428 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,637 - Down, Daphne! - See the shape of that liquor cabinet? 429 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,354 Forget it. One false move and we're off the train. 430 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,358 Then it's the police, the papers and the Mob in Chicago. 431 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,119 Boy, would I love to borrow a cup of that Sugar! 432 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,592 Look... 433 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,870 No pastry, no butter - and no Sugar! 434 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,876 You tore 'em again! 435 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,756 ("Runnin' Wild") 436 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,195 (erratic saxophone playing) 437 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:24,198 Hey, Sheboygan! You two! What was your last job? Playing square dances? 438 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,276 No. Funerals. 439 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,870 Well, would you mind rejoining the living? Goose it up a little! 440 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,479 We'll try. 441 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,875 How did those holes get there? 442 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,956 Uh... those? 443 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,476 I don't know! 444 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,510 Mice? 445 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,279 All right, girls. Let's take it from the top. 446 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,550 And put a little heat under it! 447 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,880 Runnin' wild, lost control 448 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,909 Runnin' wild, mighty bold 449 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,875 Feelin' gay, reckless too 450 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,153 Carefree mind all the time, never blue 451 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,033 Always goin', don't know where 452 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,516 Always showin' I don't care 453 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,912 Don't love nobody 454 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,838 It's not worthwhile 455 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,276 All alone 456 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,480 Runnin' wild 457 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,273 Bienstock! 458 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,633 - Yes, Sue? What is it? - I thought I made it clear... 459 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,399 ...that I don't want any drinking in this outfit! 460 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,235 All right, girls. Who does this belong to? 461 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,316 Come on, now. Speak up. 462 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,353 - Sugar, I warned you... - Please, Mr Bienstock. 463 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,439 This is the last straw! In Kansas you smuggled liquor in a shampoo bottle. 464 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,915 Mr Bienstock, could I have my flask, please? 465 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,271 Sure. Pack your things. At the next station... Your flask? 466 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,597 Yes. Just a little bourbon. Must have slipped through. 467 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,433 Give me that! 468 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,313 Didn't you girls say you went to a conservatory? 469 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,910 - Oh, yes! For a whole year! - I thought you said three years. 470 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,600 We got time off... for good behaviour. 471 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,556 There are two things I will not put up with during working hours. 472 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,035 One is liquor and the other one is men! 473 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,232 - Men?! - Oh, you don't have to worry about that! 474 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,396 We wouldn't be caught dead with men! 475 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,114 Rough, hairy beasts with eight hands! 476 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,835 And they all just want one thing from a girl! 477 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,758 I beg your pardon, miss! 478 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,758 All right, girls! From the top again! 479 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,196 ("Runnin' Wild") 480 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,313 - Hortense, dear, good night! - Good night, Daphne. 481 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,715 - Maude, sweet dreams! - Good night, Daphne! 482 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,637 Good night, Gloria! 483 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,716 Dolores, you sleep tight, you hear? 484 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,598 Nighty-night, Emily! 485 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,676 Toodle-oo! 486 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,436 How about that "toodle-oo"! 487 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,718 Steady, boy! 488 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,149 Just keep tellin' yourself you're a girl. 489 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,838 - I'm a girl. - You're a girl. 490 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,155 I'm a girl. I'm a girl. 491 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,236 I'm a girl. 492 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,038 Hi! 493 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,556 Get a load of that rhythm section! 494 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,399 I'm a girl. 495 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,476 I'm a girl. I'm a girl. 496 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,556 I'm a girl. 497 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,996 (Daphne) Good night, Sugar! 498 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,832 Good night, honey! 499 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,831 Honey? Hey, she called me "honey"! 500 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,712 Ooh, honey! 501 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,478 Hey, what are you doin'? 502 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,830 Just makin' sure honey stays in her hive. 503 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,110 There'll be no buzzin' around tonight! 504 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:41,391 Supposin' I gotta go... like for a drink of water or something. 505 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,476 - Fight it. - Well, suppose I lose. 506 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,556 Suppose it's an emergency. 507 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,636 Pull the emergency brake. 508 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,959 Hey, Bienstock. You know, there's something funny about those new girls. 509 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:56,516 - Funny? In what way? - I don't know, but I can feel it right here. 510 00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:00,599 One thing about an ulcer, it's like having a burglar alarm go off inside you. 511 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,280 You watch your ulcers, I'll watch those two. 512 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,675 OK, everybody settle down and go to bed! 513 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,313 Good night, girls! 514 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,113 - Good night, Daphne! - Good night, Josephine! 515 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,996 (train whistle) 516 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,431 (sighs) I'm a girl... I'm a girl... 517 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,516 I wish I were dead. 518 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,997 I'm a girl... I'm a girl... I'm a girl... 519 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,317 (train rhythm) I'm a girl... I'm a girl... I'm a girl... 520 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,592 (whispers) Daphne! 521 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,596 Daphne! 522 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,589 Sugar! 523 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,309 I wanted to thank you for covering up for me. You're a real pal. 524 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,680 Oh... It's nothing! I, uh... 525 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,712 I just thought that us girls should stick together. 526 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,752 If it wasn't for you, they'd have kicked me off the train. 527 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,838 I'd be out in the middle of nowhere, sitting on my ukulele. 528 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,554 Oh... It's freezing outside! 529 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,990 I mean, when I think about you and your poor ukulele... 530 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,588 If there's ever anything I can do for you... 531 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,676 I can think of a million things! 532 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,676 - That's one of 'em! - Shh! 533 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,633 - It's Sweet Sue. - Mm-hm... 534 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,155 I don't want her to know we're in cahoots. 535 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,556 Oh, well, we won't tell anybody. Not even Josephine! 536 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,638 Maybe I'd better stay here till she goes back to sleep. 537 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,716 You stay here as long as you like. 538 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,836 I'm not crowding you, am I? 539 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,916 No. It's nice and cosy. 540 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:30,636 When I was a little girl, on cold nights like this, I'd crawl into bed with my sister. 541 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:34,639 We'd cuddle up under the covers and pretend we were lost in a dark cave... 542 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,716 ...and were trying to find our way out. 543 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,195 (giggles nervously) Very interesting. 544 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,034 - Anything wrong? - No, no! Not a thing! 545 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,588 You poor thing! You're trembling all over! 546 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,676 That's ridiculous. 547 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,950 - Your head's hot. - That's ridiculous. 548 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,753 - You've got cold feet! - Isn't that ridiculous? 549 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,836 Here, let me warm them up a little. 550 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,157 - There! Isn't that better? - Yes! I'm a girl... I'm a girl... 551 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,589 - What did you say? - I'm... a very sick girl. 552 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:06,917 - I'd better go before I catch something. - I'm not that sick! 553 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,917 I've got very low resistance. 554 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:12,999 Uh... Sugar, if you feel you're coming down with something, my dear... 555 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,759 ...the best thing in the world is a shot of whiskey. 556 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,235 - You've got some? - I know where to get it. 557 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,191 Don't move. Shh! 558 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,675 - Hold on. - OK. 559 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,033 Up! Up! 560 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:48,793 (thud) 561 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,394 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 562 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,353 - How's the bottle? - Half-full. 563 00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:59,756 - You'd better get some cups. - Cups? 564 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,352 Oh, I tell you, my dear, this is the only way to travel! 565 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,677 You'd better put on the lights. I can't see what I'm doing. 566 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,951 No lights. We don't want them to know we're having a party. 567 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,196 - But I might spill some. - So spill it! 568 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,356 Spills, thrills, laughs and games. 569 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,840 This may even turn out to be a surprise party! 570 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,235 - What's the surprise? - Uh-uh. Not yet. 571 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,749 - When? - Better have a drink first. 572 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,836 That'll put hair on your chest. 573 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,916 No fair guessing! 574 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,148 Is this a private clambake or can anybody join? 575 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,157 It's private! Please, go away! 576 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,589 Dolores, do you still have that vermouth? 577 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,676 - Sure! - Who needs vermouth? 578 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,155 We've got bourbon. We can make Manhattans! 579 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,316 Manhattans? At this time of night?! 580 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,908 - Bring the cocktail shaker! - Oh... Sugar! 581 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,031 You're gonna spoil my surprise! 582 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,114 - Hey, honey, what's up? - Party in upper 7. 583 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:03,119 - I'll get cheese and crackers! - I'll get a shaker, you get a corkscrew. 584 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:05,435 Hey, Rosella, there's a party in upper 7! 585 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,835 - You got a corkscrew? - No, but Stella has. 586 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,916 - Go get some paper cups. - OK! 587 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,996 Hey, there's a party in upper 7! 588 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,716 - Here's the vermouth. - This is a private party! Please go away! 589 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,115 I brought some cheese and crackers. 590 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:26,915 - Will ten cups be enough? - This is a party for two! Ten cups?! 591 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:32,352 - Please, girls! Will you stop this?! - Could you use some Southern Comfort? 592 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,677 Shh! Girls, you'll wake up the neighbours downstairs! 593 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,119 Josephine... 594 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:39,196 Watch that corkscrew! 595 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,550 - Here's a cracker. - No crackers in bed! 596 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,717 Will you girls go away and form your own party?! 597 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,796 Here's the cocktail shaker. 598 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,071 - I wish we had ice. - (Dolores) Hey, easy on the vermouth! 599 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,829 13 girls in a berth is bad luck! 12 of you will have to get out! 600 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,111 - Pass me the peanut butter. - Anyone for salami? 601 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,959 No more food! I'll have ants in the morning! 602 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:04,073 Hey! Have you got any maraschino cherries on you? 603 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,156 - Hm? - Oh, never mind! 604 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,236 (girls chattering and laughing) 605 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,876 Maraschino cherries?! 606 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,556 What's going on here? 607 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,796 Daphne! Daphne, where are you?! 608 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,319 Daphne! 609 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,556 It's not my fault! I didn't invite 'em! 610 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,432 Come on, girls, break it up! 611 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,630 You heard Josephine. Girls! Everybody out. Everybody out! 612 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,991 - Not you, Sugar! - I'm just going to get some ice! 613 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,076 Get out! Get out! 614 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,839 That's right, Sugar. Now the rest of you. Out! 615 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,349 - Shh! - Come on in. The water's fine! 616 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,438 - Have a Manhattan! - Pipe down! We'll all be fired! 617 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,516 Sugar! Don't leave me here alone! 618 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,108 (Josephine) Come on, kids. It's two o'clock. 619 00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:00,391 You've had your fun. The party's over. Everybody go home. 620 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:04,357 - What's this? - Josephine, over here before it melts! 621 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,356 Put it here! 622 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,153 Sugar, you're gonna get into a lot of trouble. 623 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,236 Yeah. You'd better keep a lookout. 624 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,351 If Bienstock catches you again... 625 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,516 What's the matter with you, anyway? 626 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,596 I'm not very bright, I guess. 627 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,870 I wouldn't say that. Careless, maybe. 628 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,039 No, just dumb. If I had any brains, I wouldn't be with this crummy girls' band. 629 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,116 Well, why'd you take this job? 630 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:35,357 I used to sing with male bands, but I can't afford it any more. 631 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,835 Have you ever been with a male band? 632 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,313 Who, me? 633 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,396 That's what I'm running away from. 634 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,592 I worked with six in the last two years. Oh, brother! 635 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,597 - Rough? - I'll say! 636 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:49,553 - You can't trust those guys. - I can't trust myself. 637 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,114 I have this thing about saxophone players. 638 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:54,196 Especially tenor sax. 639 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,553 Really? 640 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,750 I don't know why, but they just curdle me. 641 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,668 All they have to do is play eight bars of "Come To Me, My Melancholy Baby"... 642 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,713 ...and my spine turns to custard, I get goose-pimply all over, and I come to 'em. 643 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,035 - That so? - Every time. 644 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,116 You know, I play tenor sax. 645 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:14,196 But you're a girl - thank goodness! 646 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,629 - Oh. Yeah. - That's why I joined this band. 647 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,718 Safety first. Anything to get away from those bums. 648 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,195 - Yeah... - You don't know what they're like. 649 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:26,472 You fall for 'em. You think this is gonna be the biggest thing since the Graf Zeppelin. 650 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,558 The next thing you know, they're borrowing money from you... 651 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,194 ...spending it on other dames and betting on horses! 652 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,833 You don't say! 653 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,669 Then one morning you wake up, the guy's gone, the saxophone's gone. 654 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:42,476 All that's left behind is a pair of old socks and a tube of toothpaste all squeezed out. 655 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,991 You pull yourself together, you go on to the next job, the next saxophone player. 656 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,236 It's the same thing all over again! 657 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,477 You see what I mean? Not very bright. 658 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,670 Brains aren't everything. 659 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,759 I can tell you one thing. It's not gonna happen to me again - ever! 660 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,758 I'm tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop. 661 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:05,555 Ice! What's keeping the ice? The natives are getting restless. 662 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,592 - How about a couple of drinks for us? - Sure! 663 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,235 - You know, I'm gonna be 25 in June. - You are? 664 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,113 That's a quarter of a century. Makes a girl think. 665 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:17,196 - About what? - About the future. 666 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,995 You know - like a husband. That's why I'm glad we're going to Florida. 667 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,032 - What's in Florida? - Millionaires! Flocks of them! 668 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,594 They all go south for the winter, like birds. 669 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:30,156 - Gonna catch yourself a rich bird? - I don't care how rich he is. 670 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:34,114 As long as he has a yacht, a private railroad car and his own toothpaste. 671 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:37,391 - You're entitled. - Maybe you'll meet one too, Josephine! 672 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,956 With money like Rockefeller and shoulders like Johnny Weissmuller. 673 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,435 - Oh, I want mine to wear glasses. - Glasses? 674 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:47,314 Men who wear glasses are so much more gentle and sweet and helpless. 675 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,750 - Haven't you ever noticed it? - Now that you mention it, mm-hm. 676 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,269 They get those weak eyes from reading. 677 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:57,757 You know. Those long, tiny little columns in The Wall Street Journal. 678 00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,917 That bass fiddle, she sure knows how to throw a party! 679 00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,996 Hot-diggety-dog! 680 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,436 Well, happy days! 681 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:10,314 I hope this time you wind up with the sweet end of the lollipop. 682 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,036 So the one-legged jockey said... 683 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,116 What did he say? 684 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:23,633 So the one-legged jockey said "Don't worry about me, baby! I ride side-saddle!" 685 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,678 Oh, shh! 686 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,155 Hic! Hic! 687 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,748 I'm terribly sorry. I seem to have hiccups! 688 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,155 Hey, let's rub some ice on her neck! 689 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,236 I think... Ow! You dropped it! 690 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,316 Oh, that's cold! 691 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,671 - Oh, no, please! Oh, don't do that! - She's ticklish! 692 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,109 (girls squeal with delight) 693 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,600 Help! Please! Help! Help! 694 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:50,676 Josephine! 695 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,110 Please stop that! Stop that! Stop that! 696 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,716 - What happened? - Search me! 697 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,796 Uh... I mean, I'll see. 698 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,195 All right, what's goin' on around here?! 699 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,152 Bienstock! 700 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,036 Are we in Florida? 701 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,915 Down among the sheltering palms Honey, wait for me 702 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,075 Honey, wait for me 703 00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:34,075 Don't be forgettin' we got a date 704 00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,638 Up where the sun goes down about eight 705 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,433 How my love is burning, burning, burning 706 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,279 How my heart is yearning, yearning, yearning 707 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,358 To be down among the sheltering palms 708 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,631 Honey, wait for me 709 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,356 (giggling and squealing) 710 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,077 (Daphne) Sugar? 711 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,191 Here. I'll carry the instruments. 712 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,834 - Oh, thank you, Daphne! - Oh, thank you, Daphne! 713 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,916 Isn't she a sweetheart? 714 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,876 How do you do? 715 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,873 Zowie! 716 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,754 Well, there they are. More millionaires than you can shake a stick at. 717 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,836 I bet there isn't one under 75! 718 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,872 That's three quarters of a century. Makes a girl think! 719 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,560 Let's hope they brought their grandsons along. 720 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,159 (chortles) Yes! 721 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,756 Oh, pardon me, miss. 722 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,396 - May I? - Help yourself! 723 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,114 I'm Osgood Fielding the Third. 724 00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:01,231 I'm Cinderella the Second! 725 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:05,797 If there's one thing I admire, it's a girl with a shapely ankle. 726 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,876 Me, too. Bye-bye! 727 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,877 - Let me carry one of the instruments. - Oh, thank you! 728 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,956 Aren't you a sweetheart! 729 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,791 It certainly is delightful having young blood around here. 730 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,876 Well, personally, I'm type O. 731 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,560 I've always been fascinated by show business. 732 00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,636 - Is that so? - Yes. As a matter of fact... 733 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,309 ...it's cost my family quite a bit of money. - Oh, you invest in shows? 734 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,873 Showgirls. 735 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,195 I've been married seven or eight times. 736 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,675 - You're not sure? - Mama is keeping score. 737 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,156 - She's getting rather annoyed with me. - I wouldn't wonder. 738 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:46,114 So when George White's Scandals opened, she packed me off to Florida. 739 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,390 She thinks I'm out on my yacht... 740 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,078 ...deep-sea fishing. 741 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:55,118 Well, pull in your reel, Mr Fielding. You're barking up the wrong fish. 742 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,390 If I promise not to be a naughty boy, how about dinner tonight? 743 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,478 - I'm sorry. I'll be on the bandstand. - Oh, of course! 744 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,034 - Which instrument do you play? - Bull fiddle! 745 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,559 Oh, fascinating! 746 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,830 Do you use a bow, or do you just pluck it? 747 00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,796 Most of the time, I slap it! 748 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,598 You must be quite a girl! 749 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,197 Wanna bet? 750 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:20,915 My last wife was an acrobatic dancer. Sort of a contortionist. 751 00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,510 She could smoke a cigarette while holding it between her toes. 752 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:25,834 Zowie! 753 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,916 - But Mama broke it up. - Why? 754 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,190 She doesn't approve of girls who smoke. 755 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,311 - Bye-bye, Mr Fielding. - Bye-bye? 756 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,398 - This is where I get off! - Oh, no. No, no, no. 757 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,476 You don't get off that easy! 758 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,433 All right, driver. Once around the park, slowly. 759 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,516 And keep your eyes on the road! 760 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,313 What kind of a girl do you think I am, Mr Fielding?! 761 00:49:57,720 --> 00:50:00,393 - Oh, please! It won't happen again! - I'll say! 762 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,988 - Please, come back! - I'll walk, thank you! 763 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,076 Oh, please, miss! I... 764 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,397 Zowie! 765 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,633 All right, girls. Here are your room assignments. 766 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,711 My glasses! Where are my glasses?! 767 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,716 Olga and Mary Lou are in 412. 768 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,435 And, Mary Lou, do up your kimono when you ring for room service. 769 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,120 - Josephine and Daphne are in 413. - Thank you! 770 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:26,629 - Dolores and Sugar in 414. - Me and Sugar?! 771 00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,149 What did you expect? A one-legged jockey? 772 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,032 Rosella and Emily in 415... 773 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,197 - I wish they'd put us in the same room. - So do I. 774 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,790 But don't worry about it, Sugar. We'll see a lot of each other. 775 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,550 414... That's the same room number I had in Cincinnati... 776 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,830 ...my last time around with a male band. 777 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,916 What a heel he was! 778 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,316 - A saxophone player? - What else? Was I ever crazy about him! 779 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,876 At two in the morning he sent me down for hot dogs and potato salad. 780 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,878 They were out of potato salad, so I brought coleslaw. 781 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,356 - So he threw it right in my face. - Forget saxophone players. 782 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,040 You're gonna meet a millionaire - a young one. 783 00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,118 - What makes you so sure? - My feminine intuition. 784 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,276 - Oh. Are these your bags? - Mm-hm. 785 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,356 And that one, too. 786 00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,436 OK, doll. 787 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,436 I suppose you want a tip. 788 00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,516 Ah, forget it, doll. 789 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:30,111 After all, you work here and I work here. It's nice to have you with the organisation. 790 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,196 - Bye-bye. - Listen, doll. 791 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,515 - What time do you get off tonight? - Why? 792 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:38,269 I'm workin' the night shift and I got a bottle of gin stashed away. 793 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:42,029 - When there's a lull... - Aren't you a little young for that, sonny? 794 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,549 Oh, you wanna see my... driver's licence? 795 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,956 Get lost, will you? 796 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,435 That's the way I like 'em - big and sassy! 797 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,195 Oh, and, uh... get rid of your roommate. 798 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,599 Dirty old man! 799 00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:12,359 - What happened? - I got pinched in the elevator! 800 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,153 - See how the other half lives? - I'm not even pretty! 801 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:19,353 They don't care. You're wearing a skirt. It's like waving a red flag to a bull. 802 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,153 I'm sick of being the flag. I wanna be a bull again! 803 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:24,236 - Let's blow! - Blow where? 804 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,511 You promised me that the minute we hit Florida we'd beat it! 805 00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:31,189 - How can we? We're broke! - We can find another band! A male band! 806 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:35,791 Spats Colombo is looking for us in every male band in the country! 807 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,753 - It's humiliating! - So you got pinched! So what? 808 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,519 Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel? 809 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,598 All right. But how long d'you think we can keep this up? 810 00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,995 What's the beef? We're sittin' pretty! 811 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,715 Look. We get room and board. We're getting paid every week. Look! 812 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:52,796 Look at the palm trees, flying fish... 813 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,036 What are you givin' me with flyin' fish?! 814 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,549 I know why you wanna stay. You're after Sugar! 815 00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,433 - Me, after Sugar?! - I saw the both of you in that bus! 816 00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:04,348 All lovey-dovey and whisperin' and borrowin' each other's lipstick! 817 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,233 - What are you saying? Me and Sugar?! - You and Sugar! 818 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,750 - We're just like sisters! - Well, I'm your fairy godmother... 819 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,836 ...and I'm gonna keep an eye on you! 820 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,428 - (knocking) - (Bienstock) Are you decent? 821 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:21,873 Come in! 822 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,191 You girls seen a brown bag with a white stripe and my initials? 823 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,231 It has all my resort clothes! 824 00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,749 - No, we haven't. - I can't understand it. 825 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,838 First my glasses disappear, then one of my suitcases! 826 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,916 - Where's my ukulele? - Now a ukulele! 827 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:40,238 - There must be a sneak thief around here! - Oh! Here it is! Hi, Sug! 828 00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,511 - We're going for a swim. Coming? - A swim! Oh, you betcha! 829 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,790 Daphne, you haven't got a bathing suit. 830 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,480 She doesn't need one. I don't have one either. 831 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,639 - She doesn't have one either! You don't? - We can rent some at the bathhouse. 832 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,957 - How about you, Josephine? - I think I'll soak in a hot tub. 833 00:53:56,080 --> 00:54:00,039 - On a day like this? It's lovely out! - Yeah, well, let her soak! Come on! 834 00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:03,391 - Don't get burned, Daphne. - Oh, I've got suntan lotion. 835 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:08,036 See? She'll rub it on me, I'll rub it on her, we'll rub it on each other. Bye-bye! 836 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,878 By the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea 837 00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,950 You and me, you and me, oh, how happy we'll be 838 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,399 I love to be beside, beside, beside the sea 839 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,478 Beside the seaside by the beautiful sea 840 00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:11,150 Daphne! Cut it out! What do you think you're doing? 841 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:13,953 Just a little trick I picked up in the elevator. 842 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,831 Ooh, look out! Here comes a big one! 843 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,030 Whee! 844 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,440 Daphne! I had no idea you were such a big girl! 845 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:52,518 Oh, Sugar, you should've seen me before I went on a diet! 846 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,596 I mean your shoulders and your arms! 847 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:56,870 It's carrying that bull fiddle around. 848 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,560 - There's one thing I envy you for. - What's that? 849 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,636 You're so flat-chested! 850 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,320 Clothes hang better on you than they do on me. 851 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,396 (Dolores) Watch out, Daphne! 852 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,954 - Sugar, come on! Let's play ball! - OK! 853 00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:12,316 Let's go, Junior. Time for your nap. 854 00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,396 No! I wanna play! 855 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,875 You heard your mother, Junior. Scram! 856 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,594 This beach ain't big enough for the both of us. 857 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:21,676 Mommy! Mommy! 858 00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:23,756 (Daphne) Here we go! 859 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,075 (girls chant) I like coffee, I like tea! 860 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:29,749 (girls chant) How many boys are stuck on me? 861 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:30,835 One! 862 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:31,915 Two! 863 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:32,995 Three! 864 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:34,075 Four! 865 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,155 Five! 866 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,235 Six! 867 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,271 (squeals) 868 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,190 (Cary Grant voice) I'm terribly sorry! 869 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,629 - You're not hurt, are you? - I don't think so. 870 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,716 - I wish you'd make sure. - Why? 871 00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,400 Because usually when people find out who I am... 872 00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:54,593 ...they hire a shyster lawyer and sue me for three quarters of a million dollars. 873 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:57,632 - I won't sue you, no matter who you are. - Thank you. 874 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:01,876 - Who are you? - Now, really! 875 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:05,599 Suga-a-ar! 876 00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:07,472 Come on! 877 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,113 Honestly! 878 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,152 Cheerio. 879 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,751 - Haven't I seen you somewhere before? - Not very likely. 880 00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:22,269 - Are you staying at the hotel? - Not at all. 881 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,356 Your face is familiar. 882 00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:27,677 It's possible you've seen it in newspapers or magazines. 883 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,756 - Uh... Vanity Fair. - That must be it. 884 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,111 Would you mind moving a little? You're blocking my view. 885 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:34,593 Your view? Of what? 886 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:38,679 They run up a red-and-white flag on the yacht when it's time for cocktails. 887 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,756 You own a yacht?! 888 00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,596 Which one is it? The big one?! 889 00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,039 Certainly not! 890 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:48,869 With all the world unrest, nobody should have a yacht that sleeps more than 12! 891 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,309 I quite agree! 892 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,635 Tell me, who runs up that flag? 893 00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:56,069 - Your wife? - No, my flag steward. 894 00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:59,317 Who mixes the cocktails? Your wife? 895 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,396 No, my cocktail steward. 896 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,592 Look, if you're interested in whether I am married or not... 897 00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,439 - Oh, I'm not interested at all! - Well, I'm not. 898 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,638 That's very interesting! 899 00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,350 - How's the stock market? - Up, up, up. 900 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:18,199 I'll bet while we were talking, you made $100,000? 901 00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,276 Could be. You play the market? 902 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,676 - No, the ukulele. And I sing, too. - For your own amusement? 903 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,075 A bunch of us girls are appearing at the hotel. 904 00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,236 Sweet Sue and her Society Syncopators. 905 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:32,399 - Oh! You're society girls! - Oh, yes, quite! Bryn Mawr, Vassar... 906 00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,590 We're just doing this for a lark! 907 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:39,157 Syncopators. Does that mean you play that very fast music... uh... jazz? 908 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,840 Yeah! Real hot! 909 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:45,396 I guess some like it hot. I personally prefer classical music. 910 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,078 Oh, I do, too! 911 00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:51,671 As a matter of fact, I spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music. 912 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,313 Good school. 913 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,954 And your family doesn't object to your career? 914 00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:59,311 They do indeed! Daddy threatened to cut me off without a cent! 915 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,271 But I don't care. It was such a bore. 916 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,595 - Coming-out parties... - Inauguration balls... 917 00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,870 - Opening of the opera... - Riding to hounds... 918 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,956 And always the same 400! 919 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:11,231 You know, it's amazing we never ran into each other before. 920 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:14,557 I'm sure I'd have remembered anybody as attractive as you. 921 00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:17,956 You're very kind. I'll bet you're also gentle and helpless. 922 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:19,433 I beg your pardon? 923 00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:22,233 You see, I have a theory about men who wear glasses. 924 00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:25,318 - What theory? - I'll tell you when I know you better. 925 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:28,000 - What are you doing tonight? - Uh... tonight? 926 00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:31,078 Maybe you could come to the hotel and hear us play. 927 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,953 - I'd like to, but that would be difficult. - Why? 928 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:37,311 I only come ashore twice a day when the tide goes out. 929 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,193 It's on account of these shells. That's my hobby. 930 00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:43,392 - You collect shells? - So did my father and grandfather. 931 00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,715 You might say we had a passion for shells. 932 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,229 That's why we named the oil company after it. 933 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:50,953 Shell Oil?! 934 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,589 Please, no names. Just call me Junior. 935 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,073 (Daphne) Sugar! 936 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,839 Sugar! Come on, dear. Time to change for dinner. 937 00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,872 - Daphne dear, I'll catch up with you later. - Oh. OK. 938 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,433 No! 939 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,949 What is it, young lady? What are you staring at? 940 01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,036 This happens to me all the time. 941 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,958 I recognised him, too. His picture was in Vanity Fair. 942 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,992 - Would you move along, please? - Yes! You're in his way! 943 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,156 He's waiting for a signal from his yacht! 944 01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,032 His yacht?! 945 01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,718 It sleeps 12! 946 01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,308 This is my friend Daphne. She's a Vassar girl. 947 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:31,634 I'm a what? 948 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:33,716 Or was it Bryn Mawr? 949 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:38,238 I heard a very sad story about a girl who went to Bryn Mawr. 950 01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,112 She squealed on her roommate... 951 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,038 ...and they found her strangled with her own brassiere. 952 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:48,915 Yes! We have to be very careful whom we pick for a roommate! Hm? 953 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:50,996 Well, I think I'd better be going. 954 01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,156 It was delightful meeting you both. 955 01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:56,431 - You will come and hear us play? - If it's at all possible. 956 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,516 Oh, do come! Lt'll be such fun! 957 01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,995 - And bring your yacht! - Come on, Daphne! 958 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,036 How about that guy?! 959 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:13,199 - Daphne, hands off. I saw him first. - Sugar, let me give you a little advice. 960 01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:16,278 If I were a girl - and I am! - I'd watch my step. 961 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,437 If I'd been watching my step, I never would have met him! 962 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,916 - I can't wait to tell Josephine! - Yeah... Josephine... 963 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,873 I can't wait to see her face. Will she be surprised! 964 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,560 Neither can I! Let's run up and tell her right now! 965 01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:30,716 - We don't have to run. - Oh yes, we do! 966 01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,876 Josephine! Yoo-hoo! 967 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:44,400 - I guess she's not here. - Isn't that funny! Josie! 968 01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,476 I can't imagine where she'd be! 969 01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:48,556 - I'll be back later. - Oh, no. You wait! 970 01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,750 I have a feeling she'll show up any minute! 971 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:54,919 - Believe it or not, Josephine predicted it! - Yes! This is one for Ripley! 972 01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:57,998 - Do you suppose she went shopping? - Shopping! That's it! 973 01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:02,557 Something tells me she's gonna come through that door in a brand-new outfit! 974 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:06,719 (Josephine) Running wild, lost control 975 01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,638 Running wild, mighty bold 976 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,638 Da ta tah, dee tee tee 977 01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:15,399 Carefree mind all the time, never blue 978 01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:18,432 - (Sugar) Josephine! - Oh. I didn't hear you come in. 979 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:21,632 Always going, don't know where