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Jim Carr again. 14 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:02,400 Denis, I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey. 15 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:05,300 Could you tell them, for example, what is icing? 16 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:09,500 (French accent) Well, icing happen when the puck come down, bang, you know, 17 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,500 before the other guys, nobody there, you know. 18 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,900 My arm go comes out, then the game stop then start up. 19 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,300 I see. What is high-sticking? 20 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:23,900 High-sticking happen when the guy take the stick, you know, and he go like that. 21 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,900 You don't do that. Oh, no. Never, never. 22 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,300 - Why not? - Against the rules. 23 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:32,400 You stupid when you do that, some English pig with no brains... 24 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:35,000 Denis, what is slashing? 25 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:38,100 Slashing is like that, you know? 26 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:42,200 Mm-hm. And there's a penalty for that? 27 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:46,100 - Yeah. And for trip also, you know. - Oh? 28 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,500 Like that. And for hook like this. 29 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,300 - And for spear, you know, like that. - Mm-hm. 30 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:56,300 All bad. You do that, you go to the box, you know. 31 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:00,800 Two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know. 32 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:03,100 - Mm-hm. - And then you get free. 33 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:08,300 The Chiefs are at home against Hyannisport at the War Memorial at eight. 34 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,400 Good seats are still available. 35 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:14,400 - A look at sports. - I think that went very well. 36 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:20,600 At defence, for the Chiefs, number five, Billy Charlebois. 37 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:26,100 At centre tonight for the Chiefs, number seven, player-coach Reggie Dunlop. 38 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,300 Dunlop, you stink! 39 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:32,600 At left wing, number ten, Ned Braden. 40 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:34,100 I hate you, Braden! 41 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:39,300 Playing right wing, number 14, Jean-Guy Drouin! 42 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,900 Frog pussy! 43 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,600 Gentlemen, ournational anthem. 44 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,400 (� organ plays "The Star-Spangled Banner") 45 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,700 (cheering and applause) 46 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:28,200 Hey, Denis. 47 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:39,100 - How's it going, Nick? - I'm drunk. 48 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,500 - Nah! - I'm not bullshittin' ya. 49 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:44,500 Got stinkin' shitfaced on the bus. Louise left me, 50 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:49,300 and that son of a bitch over there keeps playin' me when he knows I'm shitfaced. 51 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,600 Jeez, I'm really sorry. 52 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:55,400 Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself. 53 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:14,000 (Denis) Take it down the other end, Ned! 54 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,600 (buzzer) 55 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,200 (crowd booing) 56 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:31,300 I thought I'd get Jerry one of those "Great ldeas of the World" sets. 57 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,900 You can look up the ideas alphabetically, like arts, mechanics, philosophy. 58 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:41,700 Yeah. Johnny always says you can just screw so much and drink so much. 59 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,800 (buzzer) 60 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:55,500 We got Charlestown trailing here three to nothing, with 10.48 left in the first period. 61 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,900 Whoops! Correction, folks. That's two to nothing. 62 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:01,500 We don't wanna make it any tougher for the Chiefs. 63 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,800 (shouts in French) 64 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,800 (buzzer) 65 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:23,100 That's what you're paid for, Braden. Now try winning a game for a change! 66 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,400 Number ten, Ned Braden, with his 18th goal ofthe year, 67 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:36,300 assisted by numberseven, Dunlop, and number 14, Drouin. 68 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:40,700 Ned Braden is now the leading scorer in the Federal League. Time ofthe goal... 69 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,900 Tie it up out there, guys! 70 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:45,800 Come on, defence! Get the puck outta there! 71 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,500 Hit him, Billy, hit him. 72 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,900 (buzzer) 73 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:03,600 With us in the press box is injured Chiefs defenceman, Dave Carlson. 74 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:07,000 Dave, is it tough sitting here watching your team lose like this? 75 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:10,600 - Definitely, Jim. - You injured your knee in a game. 76 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,400 - No. - No? I thought you had. 77 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:17,600 No, I have a cold. You know, the runny nose and the sore throat. 78 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:20,900 I went out in that storm there last week to start my car. 79 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:24,300 I didn't have my jacket on. I think it's settled in my kidneys. 80 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,500 We got action in the Presidents' goal. 81 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,200 Hit him with your purse, ya pussy. 82 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:34,700 Jesus, look at Brophy. He's plastered. 83 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:38,900 He told me so. If anybody boards him, he's gonna piss all over himself. 84 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,900 - Piss all over himself? Good one. - Faire pipi, eh? 85 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,400 No, no. I OK. 86 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:59,300 (phone rings) 87 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:03,800 ..these games, and I'll check my memory against the statistics as soon as I can. 88 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,900 Joe McGrath. 89 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,400 Oh, yes, miss. 90 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,300 Get off the ice, Nick. You're gonna kill yourself. 91 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:31,200 They're out on the ice right now, giving their all. 92 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:34,100 - (fan) Get it together! - They will be ready. 93 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:38,400 Ensemble number 32, entitled "Omar Sharif', 94 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,500 modelled by Chiefs defenceman, Billy Charlebois, 95 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:47,000 who hails from, if I can read the card here, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. 96 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:51,200 - The padded shoulders give it a '40s look. - You look nice, son. Real spiffy. 97 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:54,600 Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life 98 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:57,600 is a season ticket to the Chiefs' games. 99 00:07:57,700 --> 00:08:01,400 - I look like some cocksuckin' faggot. - Have you seen Reg or Braden? 100 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,500 Joe, I don't care. Enough is enough. 101 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:07,900 Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool outta myself. Am I right? 102 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:12,000 - Have you seen Dunlop or Braden? - I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe. 103 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,700 I'm gonna open this faggot robe and wiggle my dick. 104 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,400 - You will not. - Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? 105 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:21,100 I want you to have a heart attack and die so we never have to do this again. 106 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,800 - Fuckin' fashion show. - It's good publicity. 107 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:27,200 You fellas have not been drawin' 'em in the way you have in the past. 108 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,700 I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard. 109 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,900 Be prepared, because when I yank it out, 110 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,200 everybody in that audience except my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits. 111 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:40,100 Ensemble number eight, as we watch Chiefs defenceman, 112 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,500 Johnny Upton, modelling number eight. 113 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:46,100 - Joe McGrath. Just checking on Dunlop... - (screaming) 114 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,100 We have two generations of pro hockey with us 115 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,400 for you folks to call in and question. 116 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:02,700 Player-coach Reg Dunlop, and right wing Ned Braden. 117 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:07,000 Reggie, you represent the old guard, one of the iron men of the Federal League. 118 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:10,200 You've been playing pro hockey now for how many years? 119 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,700 - Quite a few, Jim. - Is that right? 120 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,700 On the other side of the scale, Ned, 121 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:17,800 who's a college graduate and an American citizen. 122 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:22,200 - At Princeton you were all-Eastern? - That's what it said in the yearbook. 123 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,800 OK. Our lines are open. 124 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:28,400 Anything you wanna know about the fascinating world of pro hockey... 125 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:32,200 Here we go. Hi there. Jim Carr. What's your question? 126 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:36,000 Hey, Dunlop, you old fart. Why don't you get outta the game and let some... 127 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:39,300 We're gonna spin some music while we wait for our next caller. 128 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:43,000 Before you do that, I know a lot of kids would enjoy coming to the games 129 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,200 to see a great veteran like Reggie skate. 130 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:49,100 While we wait for our next caller, we'd like to remind you folks calling in 131 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,300 to keep your questions within the boundaries of good taste. 132 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:58,600 What kind of broad is it that calls up and says something like that? 133 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:01,900 - They're supposed to be our fans. - Who cares? It's over. 134 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,200 Idiot McGrath and his shitty PR schemes. 135 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,500 I hate that cheap little bastard. 136 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:11,400 What are these poor fuckers gonna do when they close the mill? 137 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:14,400 They ain't closing it, just jacking the guys around 138 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,900 so they'll feel happy they got jobs. 139 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,900 - It's the old tactic, the mindfuck. - Announced it today. 140 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,100 April 1 , they shut it tight. 141 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:26,500 - Yeah? - Yeah. 142 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,600 - That's a big surprise. - 10,000 mill workers placed on waivers. 143 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,700 What the hell are they gonna do with them? 144 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,500 I don't know. Every sucker for himself, I guess. 145 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,900 (carhorn) 146 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:44,100 - Hey, who's she? - Um... it slipped my mind. 147 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,600 Oh, yeah? Maybe your wife'll remember. 148 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,500 (� loud rock music on radio) 149 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,000 You're the best girl in the whole world. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 150 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:59,800 Ruby. How's my Ruby? How's my girl, huh? 151 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:03,200 You're a sweetheart. I missed you. Yes, you're a sweetheart. 152 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,700 Are you my girl? 153 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:08,800 - Beginning to like it here, huh? - No. I hate it here. 154 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,300 I'm cracking up, you know what I mean? 155 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:17,600 - You don't look bad. - Can't figure it out. I'm slippin' fast. 156 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:21,500 - I think you look fine. - Slow down. You're making her nervous. 157 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,000 Jerry, I'd like to cancel the order. 158 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,100 - And there's another little matter... - Hello? 159 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,400 - Hey, Joe. - Would you hold it a minute? 160 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,500 What happens to us when the mill closes? 161 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:36,500 Don't worry about it. Here, the new boys are coming in on the 4.15 bus. 162 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:41,300 I wanna know what happens... Who are these guys? I never even heard of 'em. 163 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:45,600 - Son, just take 'em to the hotel. - I've done enough shitwork for today. 164 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,300 - The fuckin' fans call in with dirty talk. - Reg. 165 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,900 - Nothing in my contract says... - Reg! Do you see this quarter? 166 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:53,900 It used to be a nickel. 167 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,300 Now, the golden years are behind you. 168 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,700 One season, you'll be hanging up the blades and retiring the axe. 169 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,400 Fuck it. 170 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:05,400 Then you'll remember it was Joe McGrath who trained you for the front office. 171 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:10,100 I'm sorry, Jerry. Like I say, I'd like to cancel the order. 172 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:13,200 In fact, I've got some equipment I'd like to sell. 173 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:17,000 The skate sharpener, the massage table, the Jacuzzi, our bus... 174 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:30,300 Transways Express Flyernumber 83, forPittsburgh, Cleveland... 175 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:35,600 - (crashing) - ..ready forboarding at gate two. 176 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:38,000 Please have your tickets available. 177 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,300 Hey! Hey! 178 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,400 - You the Hansons? - Fuckin' machine took my quarter. 179 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,700 Who are you? 180 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,800 Reggie Dunlop, the coach. 181 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:57,500 - Grab your gear and let's get goin'. - OK. Come on, Steve, let's go. 182 00:12:57,700 --> 00:13:01,300 - It took my quarter. - Think they show Speed Racer here? 183 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,200 Hey, guys! Wait up. 184 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,800 Look what I got! 185 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:13,500 - You guys triplets? - No, I'm in the middle. 186 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,100 Steve's 20 and Jeffs 18. 187 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,000 - Where are you from? - Iron League. 188 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,600 - The lron League, huh? A lot of fights? - Nah. 189 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,700 Hey, I want a soda! 190 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,600 We paid for a week, then you gotta find a room of your own. 191 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:32,400 OK, Coach. Gimme a grape or an orange, and none of that stinkin' root beer! 192 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,000 - We go on the road tomorrow mor... - (drink can opens) 193 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:41,300 We're on the road in the morning. 194 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,400 - Bus leaves the War Memorial at 8am. - I gave you a quarter at the bus station. 195 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,000 Give me another dime. I'm savin' a dime to call Mom. 196 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,100 Jesus Christ. 197 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:59,300 You cheap son of a bitch. Are you crazy? Those guys are retards! 198 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:03,800 I got a good deal on those boys. The scout said they showed a lot of promise. 199 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:06,700 They brought their fuckin' toys with 'em! 200 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:09,800 I'd rather have 'em play with their toys than with themselves. 201 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,200 They're too dumb to play with themselves. 202 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,200 Every piece of garbage on the market, you gotta buy it! 203 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,300 Reg. Reg, that reminds me. 204 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,100 I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 205 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:25,100 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy that's a terrible masturbator. 206 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,400 Couldn't control himself. He would get deliberate penalties 207 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:32,200 so he could get into the penalty box all by himself, 208 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,800 and damned if he wouldn't, you know... 209 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:39,000 - Oh, Joe. Jesus. - What was his name? 210 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:44,600 (� "Right Back Where We Started From" by Maxine Nightingale) 211 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:01,100 "To see the three Chiefs make a scoring rush, 212 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:06,600 the bright colours of their jerseys... flashing against the milky ice, 213 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:10,800 was to see a work of art in motion." That's good writin', Dickie. 214 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,300 - I tried to capture the spirit of it. - You did. 215 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:20,200 - Want a beer to go along with that? - It's ridiculous for us to be here. 216 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,700 We stick out like a couple of sore thumbs. 217 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,000 - I'm doin' what I like right here. - It's making you crazy too. 218 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:30,400 - You're turning into a zombie. - I don't wanna have a stinkin' fight again. 219 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:37,400 "Rookie goalie Denis Lemieux, continuing his brilliant first season with the Chiefs..." 220 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,500 Il parle de la game d'hier, ecoute ca. 221 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,700 OK. "Denis Lemieux continue sa saison..." 222 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,300 My father'd give you a job. Yours would. 223 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,600 I'm all for that. Always good to have choices. 224 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,900 I just wanna get out of this goddamn dump. 225 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,900 You take the van. I'll keep the dog. 226 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,900 (Reggie) Hey, Lily. Come on... 227 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:11,100 - What's the matter with her? - You're bullshit. You're really bullshit. 228 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,400 - You're drunk. - Yeah, he's bullshit. 229 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,000 Yeah? He and I are the only decent items in here. 230 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:21,000 That's great. Why should she give a shit what people think? She's just scrappin'. 231 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,800 My heart goes out to her. 232 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,700 You guys gotta stop losin'. Get the power play together. 233 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,300 Yeah, we're working on it. 234 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:35,700 - Is he nice to her? - Yeah! He love her. 235 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,800 He tell me. "I love her." 236 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:41,300 Maybe Braden's a faggot. Did you think of that? 237 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,900 You crazy? He has a big cock! Like a horse! 238 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,100 � Love is good, love can be strong 239 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:51,700 � We gotta get right back to where we started from 240 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:56,700 � All right, it's comin' on, we gotta get right back 241 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,300 Think that lady in the red dress'll go home with me? 242 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,600 - No. She's not your type. - How much? 243 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:07,600 Five dollars she don't even look at your face. 244 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,800 (� "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing" by Leo Sayer) 245 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,800 � You got a cute way oftalkin' 246 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,700 � You got the better ofme 247 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,000 - God, Francine, you look terrific. - You're right. 248 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,900 You've been had. That's his wife. 249 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,000 � I'm in a spin, you know 250 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,100 (Reggie) So, how's your money holdin' out? 251 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,100 (Francine) There's a beer in the fridge if you want one. 252 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,700 - Is that a new dress? - Sort of. 253 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:49,800 Looks good. Kinda tight. 254 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,300 I think I'm gaining a little weight. 255 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,600 - I don't know. Maybe it's better tight. - Maybe. 256 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:04,600 Is that the first time you wore that dress? 257 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,100 Been goin' out? Gettin' around? 258 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,000 You been seein' somebody in that dress? 259 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,300 Makin' out? 260 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,900 - That's none of your business any more. - Jesus, Francine. 261 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,800 I think about you all the time. Nothing is ever over. 262 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:28,700 If I wasn't so goddamn busy, I mean, I'd see more of you. 263 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,000 I was gonna come down the other night and ask you to the Aces, 264 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,500 but, I don't know, something came up. 265 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,200 What? You need dough? 266 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:43,800 - Save your money. You're gonna need it. - Who, me? 267 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,300 When they close the mill, the Chiefs'll fold. 268 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,200 - That's bullshit. - These people are gonna be broke. 269 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:53,100 They're not gonna be going to hockey games. You're not getting any younger. 270 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:57,100 - I got nothing to worry about. I coach. - You're no good at it. 271 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,200 Every player on that team thinks I'm the greatest. 272 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,100 - What? - You're a losing coach. 273 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 You can't make 'em win. 274 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,900 I was thinking about you the other day, tryin' to imagine you 275 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,200 when you're through with hockey, and I couldn't. 276 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,300 There was nobody there. 277 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:23,000 - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna come back to you. 278 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,500 Too little, too late. 279 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,500 - (carhorn) - Hey! Charlie! 280 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,300 Ned! Ned! 281 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,600 I underlined the fuck scenes for ya. 282 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:48,600 Get back in the van. You're gonna catch pneumonia. 283 00:19:57,700 --> 00:20:02,500 Go back to the van, cos you're gorgeous and you're gonna catch pneumonia. 284 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,600 Go get her, Billy. 285 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:22,500 - Back in the ol' iron lung. - She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? 286 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:27,400 Jeez, she must worship the ground you walk on. 287 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,000 They teach you how to underline in college. 288 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,700 Not the fuck scenes, they don't. 289 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,600 Braden, you gotta learn to put out more, you know what I mean? 290 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,100 (� country music on radio) 291 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:48,600 Holy Mother of God. Ned. Ned, are you seein' what I'm seein'? 292 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,100 Hey, Billy. 293 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,400 Jesus! 294 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,800 It's finally happened. 295 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:01,100 - Hi, guys. How you doin'? - Hello. 296 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,100 - Hey, fellas. - They're fuckin' horrible-lookin'. 297 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,500 Don't look at me. It's McGrath's doing. 298 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,300 What did he trade for these assholes? A used puck bag? 299 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,700 I think it's a fuckin' disgrace. 300 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,700 - Watch Braden. He's gonna do somethin'. - Hi. 301 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:19,500 - Are you guys brothers? - Are you guys brothers! 302 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,100 - What a life. - OK, bets on the trip, men. 303 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,300 Walt has entrusted me with our ETA in Lancaster, $5 limit. 304 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,300 OK. I'm ready to take estimates from the membership. 305 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,800 Walt is the leading contender 306 00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:34,900 for the outdoor record, Charlestown-Lancaster. 307 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,100 All aboard, son. Let's go, Walt. 308 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,600 Where are the new boys? 309 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,800 Oh, son. There are your brothers. 310 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:48,200 - Why is the fuckin' old man on this trip? - I don't know. 311 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:55,900 (� "Right Back Where We Started From" by Maxine Nightingale) 312 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 (Joe) I'm expecting great things from you. 313 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:04,000 Walt, you didn't tell me you were holding out on your old bookmaker. 314 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:07,600 � Ooh, and it's all right, and it's comin' on 315 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:11,300 � We gotta get right back to where we started from 316 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,200 � Love is good... 317 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:16,100 - Who opened? - On the stick. Let's go, Denis. 318 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,200 Two dollars. 319 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,800 Two bucks. I'll call. 320 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,900 - Fold. - Let's see. 321 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Two and sixes. 322 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,600 - Hey, that's nice. - I'm out. 323 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,400 - Kings over. - Fuck. 324 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,700 - I lose my blouse. - Shirt. Your shirt. 325 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:36,200 Shit. 326 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:40,300 Denis, mon ami, if you sign your contract over to me, I'll prorate your losses. 327 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,600 Jesus, Braden. You would, wouldn't you? 328 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:46,300 My ambition is to win all your contracts, own this club and run it my way. 329 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:48,300 - I'd make a fortune. - Yeah. 330 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,800 Compulsory fashion shows every afternoon. 331 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:54,400 - Radiothons twice a week. - Recycled jockstraps. 332 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,000 - Who owns the club, anyway? - I don't know. 333 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,100 You don't know? 334 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,100 What do you mean? A corporation owns it. 335 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,900 - Who cares? You get your cheques. - That's the spirit, Reg. That's it. 336 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,800 Hey, pot's light. Come on. Who's in? 337 00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:10,900 What's the game? 338 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,400 Same game. Jacks or better, progressive. 339 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,600 Nothing wild, right? 340 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,700 � Though it's onlyjust begun 341 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,000 � You give me yourlove... 342 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,500 - ..for two to gorgeous Honolulu! - Oh, my God! 343 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:34,900 You'll be staying at the all-new Leisure lnn in downtown Waikiki... 344 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,800 Hey, Drouin. Change the channel! 345 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,500 Changez la canal. 346 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,600 Jean-Guy, leave it. Touche pas. 347 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:46,900 - Shittiest rink in the fuckin' league. - That ice is a goddamn disgrace. 348 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,900 You oughta put fuckin' Downy in these jerseys, Charlie. 349 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:52,300 Whoa! Hey, guys. Whoa, whoa. 350 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,400 - We're in trouble. - What? Oh, shit, he's here. 351 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:57,900 - Who? - Ogilthorpe. 352 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,200 - Ogie Ogilthorpe? - You know Ogilthorpe? 353 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,100 - Ogil-terp? - Ogilthorpe. 354 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,300 For the sake of the game, they oughta throw him in San Quentin. 355 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,300 - He is a criminal element! - The worst goon in hockey today. 356 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:12,300 - Oh, yeah. Real cement-head. - Big Afro. 21 , 22. Watch out for him. 357 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,900 He's not playing. He's suspended. 358 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:20,300 That's Ogie! 15 minutes. Let's go, now. 359 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,900 Big crowd out there tonight. Let's really try to win this one, eh, boys? 360 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,100 Gotta hand it to the old bastard, he's original. 361 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,000 That man travelled 15 hours by bus to say that? 362 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,400 Hey. 363 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:48,100 - What are you guys doin'? - Puttin' on the foil. 364 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,800 - Every game. - Yeah, you want some? 365 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:53,000 No. 366 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:02,600 Jesus fuckin' Christ. They don't leave the bench. 367 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,800 Charlie, ska... 368 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:14,400 Come on, now. The Chiefs are a terrific organisation. But, well, the mill is closing, 369 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:18,500 and I think next year I'd be interested in a good front-office job. 370 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:23,200 Al, that's why I made the trip. I wanted to talk to you fellas face to face. 371 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:25,800 Excuse me just a minute, Al. Son. 372 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:32,000 Push thatpelvis way up there. 373 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:37,500 Way, way up there. Raise your tummy up to... 374 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:42,100 Let's play it smart out there tonight. I wanna see a lot of work from you guys. 375 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:45,200 Use your heads on the ice out there, will ya? 376 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:48,200 We all know how to play hockey. Just play it smart. 377 00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:51,400 - Get out there and stick 'em! - Fuck 'em! 378 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,200 - Let's go! - Come on! 379 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:55,800 - Come on! - Let's go, now. 380 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:58,900 - We need this win. We've a lot of losses... - Yeah! 381 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,700 (Hansons all shout at once) 382 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:06,400 That's what we're here for, guys. To win. 383 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:11,200 Play heads-up out there. Let's be smart. We're better than any club if we try. 384 00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:14,900 (Hansons shouting) 385 00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:18,600 Come on, Braden. Our line starts. 386 00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:20,800 (Hansons shouting) 387 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,200 It's fucking embarrassing. 388 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,600 (buzzer) 389 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,800 - Come on, guys. We can get it back! - What for? We're history. 390 00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:59,000 - What are you talkin' about? - McGrath's tryin' to get himself a job. 391 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:02,000 - Fuckin' team's folding. - I knew there was a reason he came. 392 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:05,100 - Nobody told me anything. - He wasn't gonna tell you. 393 00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:07,800 The fucker was holdin' on till he could scrounge a job. 394 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:10,400 - Jesus Christ. - Cover his wrinkled old ass. 395 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:13,400 Fuckin' Chrysler plant, here I come. 396 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,400 - The team, fini. Kaput. - Fini? 397 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:33,300 This is the last season. It'll be announced tomorrow. 398 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,800 (buzzer) 399 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,300 I'm too old to be traded in. A one-in-a-million chance. 400 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:53,500 I'm gonna be calling my brother tomorrow at the fuckin' Chrysler plant. 401 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,100 Operator? Operator? 402 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,400 Ah! Bernard. Yeah. They close it. 403 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:03,000 Yeah. Yeah, I want to echanger. 404 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,600 Bernard, call Detroit, tell them bullshit. 405 00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:09,700 Yeah. Yeah, something. 406 00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:11,900 Wait. Ned, what's echanger in English? 407 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,100 Trade me right fucking now. 408 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,200 Trade me right fucking now! 409 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,300 Now hang up. 410 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,700 (phone rings) 411 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,200 Hello? 412 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:26,200 - Wait a minute. Reg! - Yeah. 413 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,300 Yeah. Hey! 414 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:39,100 If I had to do it again, I would've gotten an education. You know what I mean? 415 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:43,700 Jesus Christ, look at Ned here. He doesn't have to depend on hockey. 416 00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,900 What are you doin' here? 417 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,500 Oh. Where's Hanrahan? 418 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:54,700 I know a good bar here. The Palm lsle. 419 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,800 Fucked the barmaid last trip. 420 00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,500 I mean, I walked into the place, 421 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,700 she comes up to me without even sayin' hello and just rubs up against me. 422 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,500 Ah, come on, Mo. Jesus. What? 423 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:11,800 I mean, she had her jugs right up against my suit. 424 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:15,300 - Nipples as hard as little rocks. - Right, Morris. 425 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,200 Yeah. What's the address? 426 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,100 Any of you guys know the Palm lsle in this town? 427 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:22,200 Yeah. Don't move. 428 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,700 Before Larry has his one chance at ourJackpot Bowl, 429 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,100 is there anyone you would like to say hello to back home? 430 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,300 - Ten bucks he says the guys at work. - Ten bucks, wife and kids. 431 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,000 - I'm with Braden. - ..the camera and say hello to anybody. 432 00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:38,700 I'd like to say hi to all the guys down at work. 433 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:40,500 - All right! - Ha! 434 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:46,300 (voices) 435 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,800 Put my fucking car back on the track, will ya? 436 00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:54,100 One more lap. 437 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,400 - Hi, Coach. - Hi, Coach. 438 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,600 How are ya? 439 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,300 - Two-nothing. Two-nothing. - Come on. 440 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,700 - Brought your cars, huh? - We're on the road. 441 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,900 - We're all set to go. - Tell us when. 442 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:15,200 Oh. I'm shufflin' lines around, guys. I'll let you know when I get it straightened out. 443 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,200 - OK, Coach. - See you later, Coach. 444 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:19,800 Five-nothing. Five-nothing. 445 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:24,000 - I'm beating you guys. - The thing's not workin'. I quit. 446 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,600 I don't wanna play no more. You broke the darn car. 447 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,800 - How am I supposed to play? - You big baby. 448 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,400 (Reggie sighs) 449 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:39,000 You are the first man I've slept with since I left Hanrahan. 450 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,900 Oh, Suzanne. A beautiful woman like you? 451 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:48,200 I've been sleeping with women. 452 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,400 Are you shocked? 453 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:58,000 No. 454 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,200 Did you ever wanna sleep with a man? 455 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:02,500 - No. - Never? 456 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:06,100 No. 457 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:12,400 I don't blame you, though, Suzanne. You see, women's bodies are beautiful. 458 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:17,100 But men's bodies, I see 'em everywhere. Locker rooms, cocks all over the place... 459 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,600 - Do you wanna know how it happened? - No, that's OK. 460 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:24,100 No, that's all right. Cos I have to tell it in court anyway. 461 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:28,000 See, every time Hanrahan went out on the road, 462 00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:32,400 I would go over to this wife's house, and we would get drunk, 463 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:37,000 and we would talk about how depressed and lonely we were without the guys. 464 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,700 Every week, blah, blah, blah. 465 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:46,000 Then, one night, we were talking about how we hated the life, 466 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,600 and how we had never done much of anything ourselves. 467 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,000 And I don't know why, really... 468 00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:56,800 We were like kids. We started playing with one another. 469 00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:00,100 We were drunk, as usual. 470 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,900 The next week we did it sober, and it was terrific. 471 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,600 At the end of the day, I think about women. I think about women's bodies. 472 00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:20,900 Maybe it'll change, and I'll wind up sleeping with old goalies. 473 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 Things being what they are, who knows? 474 00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:27,200 When Hanrahan found out about it, he went crazy. 475 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,200 He said if I was a dyke, that made him a queer. 476 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:34,400 He started slapping me around. I ended up in the hospital. 477 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:38,000 - Oh, Jesus. - Yeah. I'm on the lam. I'm hiding out. 478 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 We play him next week, you know. 479 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:45,600 Oh, God. I'm so sick of those games. They seem so childish. 480 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,500 The Chiefs are folding. 481 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,800 The mill's closing, and the economy and stuff. 482 00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:57,000 I just found out about it tonight. 483 00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:59,900 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 484 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,500 Christ. A handsome man like you, Reggie? 485 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:10,500 It ain't easy. I don't see myself in one of those bullshit nine-to-five jobs. 486 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,600 - Well, you could get traded. - Suzanne, I ain't a rookie any more. 487 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:18,100 So far as the coaching goes, you know, the Chiefs are... 488 00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:24,200 Hey. Use your imagination. It's what I've been doing. 489 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:29,200 Oh, look at me! Here I am, a no-good runaway hockey wife. 490 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,500 A dyke. 491 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:50,700 Turn it off! I hate it! I hate it, I hate it! 492 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,000 - I don't wanna watch it! - Don't touch that television! 493 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,500 Sorry about the Chiefs, Reg. 494 00:33:56,500 --> 00:34:01,100 I'm doing a tribute to the team on Sunday. "Chiefs Fold: A Sad Commentary." 495 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,600 - Something along those lines. - Dickie. 496 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:08,300 Something's afloat. This is on the QT, but I think they're gonna sell us. 497 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,900 I can't name names, but let's just say 498 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,900 that there's a senior citizen's community in a southern state 499 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,300 that's in the market for a hockey team. 500 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,100 - The Chiefs? - Actually, it's Florida. 501 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:24,600 See, they're gettin' a bunch of old geezers down there from the northeast. 502 00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:29,000 And what do you think those old geezers really miss in Florida? 503 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:32,100 I think there are a lot of shysters in Florida. 504 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,500 Hockey. Their own team. A Saturday-night game. 505 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,700 Those poor old people down there, they gotta have something to root for. 506 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,800 - (crashing) - You're a pussy. 507 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:46,100 Daddy, he called me a pussy and then he changed the station. 508 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,300 Don't bother your daddy now. Work it out amongst yourselves. 509 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,600 Baby, baby, baby! 510 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:57,100 Now, let me get this straight. A retirement community has bought the Chiefs? 511 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,000 - Oh, no. I said negotiating. - Well, that's not much to go on, Reggie! 512 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:04,100 Dickie, Dickie, they've already built the rink! 513 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,600 They've dumped a lot of capital into this. 514 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:10,300 What they're really lookin' for is a cheap deal on a team. 515 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,900 And since we ain't exactly the Boston Bruins... 516 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:20,200 How could anybody in his right mind buy a fifth-place team? 517 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:23,700 That situation is gonna be changed, I guarantee you. 518 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,200 Watch your wing! 519 00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:28,600 Hey, Hanrahan! 520 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,700 Hanrahan! 521 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,900 Cover the point, goddamnit! 522 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Come on, Mo! Give it to him. 523 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,400 It's along the boards! Nail him, nail him! 524 00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:51,200 Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy! 525 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,000 Get him outta there! 526 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:03,400 Watch it behind the net! 527 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:07,300 Hey, Hanrahan! She's a dyke! I know! I know! 528 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,600 (buzzer) 529 00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:12,600 Come on! Pick it up, take it out! 530 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,300 She's a lesbian! A lesbian! 531 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,900 - A lesbian! - Son of a bitch! 532 00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:57,100 You're nuts, Hanrahan! 533 00:36:57,100 --> 00:37:00,300 He wouldn't dare pull anything like that on Johnny. 534 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,800 That's it. That's all. 535 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:20,000 - Hold it. That's all. - What the fuck you talkin' about? 536 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,300 - You're out. - Son of a bitch! 537 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,700 Jesus Christ! 538 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,500 Good job, guys. That's the way. Two points, that's it. 539 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,400 My allergy to those fucking fans, you know, has returned. 540 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,400 That ends the longest losing streak ever. 541 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,400 - What did he say to Hanrahan? - Two points, eh? 542 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,500 Hey, Reg! Reg! What did you say to him? 543 00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:06,900 - I told him his wife was a dyke. - No! 544 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,300 - Yeah! - Fuck! 545 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,900 Jesus Christ. No wonder he flipped his lid. 546 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,800 Anybody called my old lady a dyke, I'd go fuckin' bananas. 547 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,300 His wife is a dyke. 548 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,900 - Jesus Christ. Poor fuckin' guy. - Does that make him a fag? 549 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:25,000 Fuck him. Hanrahan's an ape. I knew it would piss the shit out of him. 550 00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:28,300 She's a fantastic gal. I mean, fantastic! 551 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,600 I knew it'd drive him berserk. 552 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,500 You nailed him, Coach, in the fucking head. 553 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,700 - Right in his mind. - He deserved it! 554 00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:37,600 Yeah! Yeah! 555 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,800 That was wrestling shit. They didn't have a backup goalie. It was a garbage goal. 556 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,400 No, no. You gotta twist them and fuck with them. 557 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:47,500 It was a garbage win. 558 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:58,500 (carhorn) 559 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,000 Hey! Hey, Lily! 560 00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:03,500 Lil! Where you goin'? 561 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:20,100 Hey, Lily! 562 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:25,200 Hey, Lily. 563 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,200 Hey! 564 00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:32,900 Lil! 565 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:39,700 Jesus, Lily, there've been three rapes and two murders in this park in one year. 566 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,600 - I didn't do it. - We're gonna freeze to death. 567 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,900 If you leave, you won't have that problem, will ya? 568 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,200 - What's the story on that dog? - What? 569 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,100 What's the story on that dog? 570 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:19,800 That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1938 flood. 571 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,900 Well, fuck him. 572 00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:27,600 He's just gonna shock her with his views on life. 573 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,900 You know, if you were to come up to my apartment, 574 00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:35,600 I'd fix you a hot drink, rub your back, and we could find a good game on TV. 575 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,700 Great. 576 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,900 I'd even fix you something to eat, tell you some stories, and... 577 00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:44,800 Well, by the time pneumonia set in, you'd be sound asleep. 578 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:49,400 Well, see you around. 579 00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:57,800 You know, he's... he's been so kind to me. He comes in every day. 580 00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:01,700 (woman) He really doesn't wanna rush yourprogress right now. 581 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,500 I think I'll invite him out to the summerhouse tonight, 582 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,500 so that we can talk about you more. 583 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,100 (man) I wish I could put my arms around you. 584 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,200 (woman) When you get out ofthisjacket, you can. 585 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,500 - Hi, guys. - Hi, Coach. 586 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,200 Reg. 587 00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:23,000 (woman) I sold your car. 588 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:26,600 - My 260Z? - Yes. 589 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,400 But that was my car. 590 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,600 Alex, don't you remember?. 591 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:38,800 When you had the amnesia, you gave me power ofattorney. 592 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,500 I'd forgotten. 593 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,700 - That cunt is no good. - Nice talk. 594 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,000 I've boxed up everything. 595 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:48,800 She do that to make him crazy so he don't know what he doing. 596 00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:51,300 Cynthia Pierce is having an affair with Carl Barton. 597 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:55,100 - She's lyin' to him. - Oh, Alex. Alex. 598 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,400 You mustn't be weak. 599 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:04,100 I don't believe this. I don't friggin' believe this! Hey, you guys, listen. 600 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,800 "Chiefs Sought By Florida Retirement Community." 601 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,800 - Oh, come on, Dave. - No, Johnny, it's right here. 602 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:12,800 Hey, JG, Jimmy, come over here. Listen to this. 603 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:16,600 "Unidentified but reliable sources have informed the Times Herald 604 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:20,800 that a St Petersburg, Florida retirement community is negotiating 605 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:24,500 with the Charlestown Hockey Corporation for the purchase of the Chiefs." 606 00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:27,800 It's right there, Reg. Look at that. Yeah! 607 00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:32,200 Dickie Dunn wrote this. It's gotta be true. Fantastic! 608 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,800 - Florida. - What sucker would buy the Chiefs? 609 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,300 Jealous there, big guy? 610 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,100 Your mother shoulda bought you skates! 611 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:45,800 � Cut off my balls, I'll be skating in Florida 612 00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:49,500 - We're gonna miss you. - Here's to the sap that'd buy the Chiefs. 613 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,200 Hell, here's to the Sunshine State! 614 00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:56,600 Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in FLA. 615 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,100 Yeah! 616 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,200 (cartoon on television) 617 00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:09,900 (sighs) 618 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:22,900 - What's wrong, Reg? - Huh? Oh, nothing. 619 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,300 You got an expression of sadness on your face. 620 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,800 - I guess this is my last season. - No, it's not. We're being bought. 621 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:34,200 At my age, you gotta think about retiring. I know all the other teams laugh at me. 622 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,900 - That's not true. - They do. I hear 'em, every game. 623 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,300 They're just saying that to get you upset. It doesn't mean anything. 624 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:46,000 Thanks, kid. Maybe you're right. 625 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,600 (whistle) 626 00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:04,100 Drouin, open your fucking eyes! 627 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:11,500 Tough news, Barclay. Sorry. 628 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,700 What fuckin' news? 629 00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:17,900 Minnesota dropped you. Yeah, it's in Hockey News. I'll save it for you. 630 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,500 I got a contract! 631 00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:22,800 Come on, let's go, let's go! Come on! Let's go! 632 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,200 Know what your problem is, Dunlop? You're too fuckin' old to play this game. 633 00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:29,800 Take that sentence back! 634 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,100 Too much, too soon. 635 00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:05,700 Dave, hold it steady. You're makin' me miss. 636 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,400 You got him, Dave! 637 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:12,500 Did you hear what he said? He shouldn't have said what he said. 638 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,900 You don't say stuff like that on the ice. 639 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,100 - Let's just win the game. - We are winnin' the friggin' game! 640 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,700 You goon! 641 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,800 You wanna say some more, you ugly bastard? 642 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:34,000 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, get him! 643 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:40,600 We were all there. We all saw it with our own eyes. 644 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,100 Dave. 645 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:47,700 Goddamn lardass, Barclay Donaldson. I'm tellin' you, he jumped us. 646 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:51,000 Gloves off, stick down, no warning. He challenged the Chiefs! 647 00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:53,600 - He called us names. - Called us names! 648 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:58,300 - But Dave was there. - Dave's a killer! 649 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,200 - Dave's a killer. - Dave's a mess. 650 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,100 OK, but Dave's out. 651 00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:10,400 - Who's gonna take his place? - Is the answer Jesus? 652 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,200 OK, guys. Show us what you got. 653 00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:08,500 God save us. 654 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,400 Kill 'em! Kill the bastards! 655 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,100 I do not believe my friggin' eyes. 656 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,400 These guys are a fucking disgrace. 657 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:45,800 And I'm telling you, Broom County is just visibly upset by this display. 658 00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:48,500 Get places for the home games. Bring the kids. 659 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,400 We got entertainment for the whole family. 660 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,100 There goes Jeff Hanson into the corner. No, it's Jack. 661 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,900 17. I'll have to check that later. A crushing check on the boards! 662 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,400 Things are really going on out there now! 663 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:22,400 Now Steve is in front of the net. I think that's Steve. Yes. No. Yeah, it is Steve. 664 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,300 And I think that was Jack. It was Jeff or Jack. 665 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,300 These brothers are stomping all over... 666 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:47,500 - You! Out! - What? 667 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:50,000 - You! Out! - Huh? What for? 668 00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:53,700 - You! Out! - No! No! 669 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,200 - Get your eyes examined, you idiot! - What are you doin'? 670 00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:02,400 - They're all gone! - It was self-defence, for Christ's sake! 671 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,400 - They're gone! - How much do you expect a man to take? 672 00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:08,500 - Don't come near me. - Are you runnin' a goddamn dance? 673 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,500 - (knock at door) - Open it. 674 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,100 - Joe, who own the Chiefs? - Owns. Owns. 675 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,600 Owns. Owns. 676 00:49:46,700 --> 00:49:48,700 I don't know. 677 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:51,700 Thanks. 678 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,600 - OK. What? - He don't know. 679 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,100 - How'd you ask? - I say "Who own the Chiefs?" 680 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,000 - What did he say? - Owns. Owns. 681 00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:13,600 For Christ's sake. 682 00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:16,400 I don't care who own the Chiefs. I hate it here. 683 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:21,100 It make me sick. My allergy, puke every time, bleugh! Like that, puke. 684 00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:24,100 You're a goalie. You're supposed to be like that. 685 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,300 Somebody own the Chiefs. 686 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,600 We go to Florida and I get the money. 687 00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:44,800 That's nice. 688 00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:52,400 I don't like the way they cover their jugs all up with the feathers, you know, Reg? 689 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,800 They are so beautiful. 690 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:03,400 They oughta cut the costumes up higher on the thigh, so you can see more ass. 691 00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:06,600 You make me sick when you speak, Morris. 692 00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:09,600 This isn't art. This is sex. 693 00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:22,300 (audience) Ooh! 694 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,600 Ogilthorpe fucked her, you know. 695 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,800 It's true. I heard it from a couple of guys. 696 00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:31,700 Ogilthorpe fucked the last girl on the pinwheel of the lce Stravaganza. 697 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,000 That's her, right there. 698 00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:36,100 (translates into French) 699 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:46,400 Get your butt in gear, for the love of Mike. 700 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,900 - You gals like skatin', huh? - Sure. 701 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:25,200 I mean, dressed as bluebirds with all them feathers on, racin' around the ice like that. 702 00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:29,300 - You should talk. - No, well, I just asked out of curiosity. 703 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,800 - I like to see how the other half lives. - Renee, I like to skate too. 704 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:35,200 - But the hair is rotten here. - Hair? 705 00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:37,300 Yeah. The hair. 706 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,900 - Air. - It make me sick. 707 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,000 - Your face is a mess. - I got in a fight. See? 708 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,400 I don't know. It looks sorta cute. 709 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:49,500 - Are you a fighter? - Nah. I'm a lover. 710 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:02,100 Is your team any good? 711 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,700 No. In fact, we're so bad that we're disbanding. 712 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,300 What about Florida, eh, Reg? 713 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,500 - Well, we got a win. - We won three games in a row, Reg. 714 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,500 - Yeah. We're on a roll. - We're on a roll. We're gonna win. 715 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,000 - How's Ogie Ogilthorpe? - (giggling) 716 00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:19,800 - Who? - Ogie Ogilthorpe. You know old Ogie. 717 00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:23,400 - Ogie. - You think he's all he's cracked up to be? 718 00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:25,600 Is he a nice guy? 719 00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:27,900 I'll be right back. 720 00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:36,200 - You're doing great. You've got 'em... - Oh, yeah. You betcha. 721 00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:39,700 Hey, Coach! 722 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,800 How you doin'? 723 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,600 Son of a bitch. 724 00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:58,900 (� "Right Back Where We Started From" by Maxine Nightingale) 725 00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:02,800 � Ooh, and it's all right, and it's comin' on... 726 00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:05,400 Hey, where the hell did all this beer come from? 727 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,600 - It's from the owner. - The owner? 728 00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:09,200 Yeah. 729 00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:11,000 How's his family, Reg? 730 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,400 He told me to say he's glad we're winnin', 731 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,300 cos it'll make it easier to close that Florida deal. 732 00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:18,500 - You find the guy name? - Oh, yeah. 733 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:23,400 - He's neat. Looking to get us bonuses. - Hey, that's good news, eh? 734 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,700 - Yeah. - (speaks French) 735 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,100 - What? What? - Beats me. 736 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,300 � No one can take yourplace 737 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,400 (cheering, horn blaring) 738 00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:36,200 � lfyou get hurt 739 00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:41,800 - What the fuck is that? - (horn blaring) 740 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,300 Hey! 741 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,700 Where? Oh, yeah! 742 00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,100 - We thought it'd be a big surprise. - It's wonderful! 743 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,400 You look like my mother! You're beautiful! 744 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:07,800 Yeah! Billy! 745 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,700 Hey. It's me, Reg. How are you? 746 00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:17,000 (singing) 747 00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:20,100 We're kickin' the shit outta everybody. We're unbeatable. 748 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,300 Listen, I got a favour to ask ya. 749 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,300 Yeah. Remember Francine? 750 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,400 All together in one room. Why not? 751 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:35,200 My ex-wife. Yeah, the pretty one. Well, has she been in there? 752 00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:39,900 - We're in the Chiefs! - It's against our policy. 753 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,700 Couple of tickets in it for you. Which bar? 754 00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:49,200 Wait a minute. Hold it. No, it's just everybody's going bananas in here. 755 00:55:49,300 --> 00:55:51,400 (whistles) 756 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,300 - They convicted Ogilthorpe. - Help me. 757 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,900 Get the manager. Somebody help me. 758 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,100 Eddie? Listen, this guy she was with - what did he look like? 759 00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:04,900 It's their rink, it's their ice and it's their fuckin' town. 760 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,400 - But tonight we got our fans with us! - Yeah! 761 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:11,500 They spent their own dough to get here, and they came here to see us. 762 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:16,200 Let's show 'em what we got. Get out on the ice and let 'em know you're there. 763 00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:19,200 Get that stick in their side, let 'em know you're there. 764 00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:22,000 Get that lumber in his teeth, let him know you're there! 765 00:56:22,100 --> 00:56:23,900 Bleed all over 'em. Let 'em know you're there. 766 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,100 Give 'em a good warm-up, Danny. Let's go. 767 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,200 Come on, fellas. 768 00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:30,700 Good game tonight, guys. 769 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,200 The Peterborough Patriots versus the Charlestown Chiefs, 770 00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:41,000 brought to you by Sheehan's Rustproofing. 771 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:44,000 The Chiefs have come out on the ice for a warm-up period. 772 00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:47,000 They're about to try for their fifth consecutive win. 773 00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:49,400 They're applauded by their booster club, 774 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:53,700 who have travelled all the way from Charlestown to be here tonight. 775 00:57:27,100 --> 00:57:30,600 There's no one to stop it because there are no officials on the ice. 776 00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:34,200 What has come over the Charlestown Chiefs? 777 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,700 (whistle blows) 778 00:57:41,700 --> 00:57:46,000 (woman) � And the rockets' red glare 779 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:50,500 � The bombs bursting in air 780 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:55,500 � Gave proof through the night 781 00:57:55,600 --> 00:58:00,600 � That our flag was still there 782 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,700 I got my eye on you. You pull one thing, you're out. 783 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,300 I run a clean game. Any trouble, I'll suspend you. 784 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,600 I'm listening to the fucking song! 785 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:19,000 � O'er the land of the free 786 00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:24,700 No. No, no. To Mrs Reggie Dunlop, from Reggie Dunlop. 787 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,800 Collect. 788 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:32,400 Well, make it... Operator, I'll pay for the call here. 789 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:36,400 Whoa! 790 00:58:36,900 --> 00:58:39,200 - What are you doin'? - Makin' it look mean. 791 00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,700 (all) Yeah! 792 00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:49,800 Honey? We won last night. Yeah, we won. I got a good winning streak going... 793 00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:53,000 - Who is this? - (dialling tone) 794 00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:55,100 Hello? 795 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,300 Shit! 796 00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:06,700 (� "A Little Bit South ofSaskatoon" by Sonny James) 797 00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:12,300 � A little bit south ofSaskatoon 798 00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:17,200 � Me and Junie Mae, we got on fine 799 00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:20,300 � Till I had to move 800 00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:22,400 Gin. 801 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,600 Eight. 802 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,300 - Hey, Reg? - Yeah? 803 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,600 - I think I'm gonna change my name. - Oh, yeah? 804 00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:37,700 Yeah. 805 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,800 Killer. 806 00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:44,000 Hey, that's got a nice ring to it, kid. 807 00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:45,600 Yeah. 808 00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:57,300 I'm not gonna do it. 809 00:59:58,300 --> 01:00:00,700 - I'm not gonna goon it up for you. - No? 810 01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:05,100 Nope. 811 01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:08,100 I'll bench you. 812 01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:11,200 I'll take my chances. 813 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,800 � Keep on thinkin' ofmy honeymoon 814 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:20,900 � A little bit south ofSaskatoon 815 01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:27,200 Pick up the boosters! 816 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:29,100 Pull over, Walt! 817 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,700 Let's get the girls in here. 818 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,200 Come on, Walt! 819 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,800 Great. 820 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,400 My husband will kill me when he finds out. 821 01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:03,600 (man) Let's go. 822 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,100 Their bus is coming up the street! They're coming! 823 01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:13,300 We don't need you here! 824 01:01:13,700 --> 01:01:16,800 There's no room in sports for people like you. 825 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,500 Get outta town! 826 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:26,600 � Keep thinkin' ofmy honeymoon 827 01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:31,000 � A little bit south ofSaskatoon 828 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:36,200 � By a big old fire and honeymoon 829 01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,600 � A little bit south 830 01:01:39,100 --> 01:01:41,400 7-1 . There's the face-off. 831 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:46,900 Charlestown Chiefs seem to be coming down the ice with the puck. 832 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,300 Kill those Hanson creeps! 833 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,800 You goons! You can't skate! 834 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,800 We like to see an old-fashioned brand of hockey played here. 835 01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:07,700 You're a bunch of animals, you Hanson apes! 836 01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:24,600 Get outta town, four-eyes! 837 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,900 - Is this the guy? - Yeah, that's him! 838 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,100 No, he's over there! 839 01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:56,200 Ladies and gentlemen, look at that. You can't see that. I'm on radio. 840 01:02:58,100 --> 01:03:00,300 No, no, not him. That's the one! 841 01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:03,900 Go fuck a moose, froggy! 842 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,100 Think we should get into this? 843 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,200 Just a thought. 844 01:03:09,300 --> 01:03:13,200 - It wasn't me! - No, Jeff, no. It's the other guy. 845 01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:21,300 Think the old folks in Florida are gonna like these guys? 846 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:24,300 I don't believe a word of that Florida shit. 847 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:28,500 The fans are standing up to them. The security guards are standing up to them. 848 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:31,400 The peanut vendors are standing up to them! 849 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:34,300 If I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them! 850 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,900 - What hit you? - An object, right in the face. 851 01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:51,200 - I know. What was it? - I don't know. Key chain, you know. 852 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,900 - Car keys, house keys. - Keys to the camper. 853 01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:56,500 (knock at door) 854 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:05,000 - Hi, guys. - The Hansons. 855 01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:10,900 Guys? Put the fucking bus in gear. The cops have come for the Hansons. 856 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,800 - The cops? - How many are out there? 857 01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:20,400 The Hansons. 858 01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:26,900 I throw up my hands. I can't control 'em any more. They gotta be punished. 859 01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:30,000 Will you do me a favour and put 'em behind bars? 860 01:04:33,700 --> 01:04:38,300 They're looking for you guys. There's gotta be some misunderstanding. 861 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:47,500 Look at his lip. Somebody threw a fucking tyre chain, hit him right in the mouth. 862 01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:49,900 Scratches, made by human fingernails. 863 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,200 This kid has taken a savage beating. 864 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,800 There's six of them out there for us. 865 01:04:56,900 --> 01:05:01,600 They're gonna put you in the same jail with Ogilthorpe. Come on, you guys. 866 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:04,900 They let you make one phone call. 867 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:08,500 They book you, then they give you a dime and let you make one phone call. 868 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:13,400 - Call the pizza man! - Why don't you call a massage parlour? 869 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,500 - Hey, guys, we'll see you later. - Save me a piece of pizza. 870 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:22,300 - Don't eat my watermelon sticks. - Don't admit to nothing, you guys. 871 01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:28,800 It's me - Reg. They're puttin' the Hansons away on a trumped-up charge. 872 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,800 Someone threw a monkey wrench. Yeah, it hit Jeff right in the face. 873 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:36,900 No, they were defending the honour of Charlestown at the time. 874 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,600 The boosters are behind us 100 per cent. 875 01:05:42,100 --> 01:05:44,200 Dickie? Have you seen Francine? 876 01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:48,700 Sergeant, you will never meet a greater champion of pure hockey than me. 877 01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:50,800 Sergeant, I knew Eddie Shore! 878 01:05:50,900 --> 01:05:53,200 - You guys back there? - Hey, Coach! 879 01:05:53,300 --> 01:05:56,500 Peterborough lost tonight, so as of now we're in the play-offs! 880 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:57,600 (cheering) 881 01:05:57,700 --> 01:06:02,200 Sergeant, I would like to see the bail just a little more reasonable... 882 01:06:02,300 --> 01:06:06,200 - Joe, hurry it up. Let's get outta here. - Sergeant, when is the trial? 883 01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:08,600 You can't keep them here. They're folk heroes. 884 01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:11,700 - They're criminals. - Most folk heroes start as criminals. 885 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,600 Sergeant, you're asking an exorbitant sum. 886 01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:18,300 Joe, I got it right here. How much are these goons gonna cost us? 887 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,400 - Hey, guys! Braden's bailin' you out! - $250 each. 888 01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:26,200 This young fella is in a hurry because he's got the prettiest wife you ever saw waitin'. 889 01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:28,900 - But she ain't happy. - Sam, let 'em out. 890 01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:31,500 I want a receipt. 891 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,500 Hey, hey, hey! 892 01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:36,600 Hey, Coach, look, we got to keep our bracelets. 893 01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:38,700 Thanks a lot, Sarge. 894 01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:41,900 - Let's get on the bus. - Look at that. 895 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:47,400 The boys and I want you to have this as a little memento. 896 01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:50,700 It's a Chiefs key ring. You can't buy these in stores. 897 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:08,800 (� "Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word" by Elton John on radio) 898 01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:16,600 - Aren't those Hansons something? - Aren't they, though? 899 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:20,300 - They're sorta funny-looking. - Real funny-looking. 900 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:23,100 - They're probably real good guys. - Underneath. 901 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:27,000 - They couldn't be as dumb as they look. - Yes, they could. 902 01:07:27,100 --> 01:07:29,200 They're just goons. 903 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:32,600 Johnny doesn't care for fighting. He told me so. 904 01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:35,000 That's bullshit. 905 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:39,400 (radio static) 906 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:47,800 If we weren't so far below sea level, the radio reception here'd be much better. 907 01:07:49,100 --> 01:07:51,500 Ooh, I'm getting tipsy! 908 01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:54,100 I've been shitfaced for the past week. 909 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,200 I only drink in the afternoon. 910 01:07:57,300 --> 01:08:01,000 Or before a game. Or when Johnny's away. 911 01:08:01,700 --> 01:08:03,800 Me too. 912 01:08:03,900 --> 01:08:06,000 If I'm not tight, I can't stand it. 913 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,200 That's terrible. 914 01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:14,800 � It's sad 915 01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:16,700 � So sad 916 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:20,600 � It's a sad, sad situation 917 01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:25,000 � And it's getting more and more absurd 918 01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:29,900 � It's sad 919 01:08:30,100 --> 01:08:31,800 � So sad 920 01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,900 � Why can't we talk it over?. 921 01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:38,400 � Oh, it seems to me 922 01:08:38,900 --> 01:08:43,700 � That sorry seems to be the hardest word 923 01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:25,900 - How you doin', Lil? - Hey, Johnny. 924 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,700 Hey, Lil? 925 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,900 Lil! 926 01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:44,500 (horn blares) 927 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:50,000 Hiya. Let's go someplace. You know the Aces? 928 01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:52,600 - Bully! - Let's start something. 929 01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:55,600 - Get the fuck out. I'm going home. - Oh, yeah? 930 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,700 Where's Braden going? 931 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:06,900 I got a better idea. Let's die in bed. 932 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:09,600 - You're nuts. - Jeez. 933 01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:13,500 You really married a weirdo. He don't run with the traffic. 934 01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:16,400 - Speakin' of weirdos. - Me? I'm normal. 935 01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:18,800 Yeah? Well, then, normal is fucked. 936 01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:22,000 How come you talk dirty? 937 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:25,900 Cos my family has money. 938 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,200 Leave him. 939 01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:33,500 My wife left me. I was drivin' her crazy. 940 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:37,800 All she could do was drink and cry, like you. 941 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:44,200 Every time she sees me, it drives me nuts, cos I know she's askin' herself 942 01:10:44,300 --> 01:10:46,900 "How did I get mixed up with a bum like him?" 943 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,000 - Good question. - Oh, yeah? 944 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:53,200 Next year you'll ask yourself the same question about Braden. 945 01:10:53,300 --> 01:10:55,600 He treats you like shit. 946 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:03,300 He told me you only paid attention to me to make him crazy, so that he'd fight. 947 01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,900 Yeah. That's part of it. 948 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,900 But mainly it's cos I think you're a champ. 949 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,400 Only you gotta stop killin' yourself. 950 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,200 My place. Hm. That's a coincidence. 951 01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:28,500 - Get out! - Hey. 952 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:34,200 You gotta roll with it, kid. Use your imagination. That's what I've been doing. 953 01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:36,700 I can get you straight. 954 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,800 Beat it. 955 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:43,400 Well, I'll see you later. 956 01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:03,800 I'm proud of you. They're talkin' about you in the streets. 957 01:12:03,900 --> 01:12:07,700 - Want a White Avenger?. - No. Gimme a cup of coffee. 958 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:12,600 - That was a nice tribute to the guys. - I tried to capture the spirit of the thing. 959 01:12:12,700 --> 01:12:15,400 This is Dickie Dunn. He wrote the article on you. 960 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:19,100 Hi, guys. Nice to meet you. I was tryin' to capture the spirit of the thing. 961 01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:24,600 Hi, guys. 962 01:12:30,700 --> 01:12:33,200 See the game tonight, compliments of the Chiefs. 963 01:12:33,300 --> 01:12:35,800 - Gee, thanks, Reggie. - Hey! Free tickets! 964 01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:39,100 - Sure! Spread 'em around, guys! - Hey, thanks. 965 01:12:39,100 --> 01:12:41,300 Come to the game, compliments of the Chiefs. 966 01:12:41,300 --> 01:12:46,000 - Thanks, Reggie. - You taught that guy a lesson last night. 967 01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:49,800 - He was sensational. - I guess that was a big fight? 968 01:12:49,900 --> 01:12:52,300 - Are you in pain? - No. It hurt like hell. 969 01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:54,800 Oh, you poor thing. 970 01:12:54,900 --> 01:13:00,000 Look, I'll make you a double dose of this stuff, and you won't feel anything. 971 01:13:00,100 --> 01:13:01,400 Good. 972 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:03,600 What happened to you? 973 01:13:03,700 --> 01:13:06,700 He got that in the fight last night. 974 01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:09,500 That is a very deep cut. 975 01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:15,200 (Denis) Will you be at the game? lf I see you in the stands, it make me feel better. 976 01:13:20,300 --> 01:13:22,300 (carhorn) 977 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,100 Hey, Killer! Get 'em tonight! 978 01:13:28,900 --> 01:13:30,900 Fuckin' wearin' me out. 979 01:13:50,900 --> 01:13:53,300 - Reggie. - Oh, hiya, honey! How are you? 980 01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:58,800 - You look a thousand years old. - It was a long bus ride. 981 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,300 - Did you listen to the game? - Of course not. 982 01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:03,600 We got a new attitude! It's bringin' success. 983 01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:06,300 - Well, any fool can fight. - No, I swear to you. 984 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:11,400 The Chiefs will be sittin' pretty in Florida when this town is a stinkin' memory. 985 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:16,900 You see, I personally have been talkin' to the owner, 986 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,000 which is why I've been too busy to call you. 987 01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:21,700 Every wakin' hour I'm on the phone with this guy... 988 01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,200 Reggie, Reggie. I'm moving. 989 01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:26,500 - What? - To Long lsland. 990 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:29,800 A gal who works in a shop there has a space open. 991 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,300 Business here is just dead. 992 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,500 Are you really goin'? 993 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:39,800 You know, we have to get divorced one of these days. 994 01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:44,700 I mean, I could meet somebody, you could meet somebody, you know? 995 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:47,200 Yeah? 996 01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:49,600 Well, don't look so sad. 997 01:14:49,700 --> 01:14:51,800 (carhorn) 998 01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:58,200 It's gonna be a big one! 999 01:14:58,300 --> 01:15:00,800 - See those guys? - Reggie, look. I'm late. 1000 01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:03,000 I'll write you when I get settled. 1001 01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:08,300 Hey. I'll try to call you before you go. 1002 01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:20,300 - It sucks! - No, son. It looks nice and sells hockey. 1003 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:24,200 It ain't mean enough. Put some blood in there. 1004 01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:27,000 Show somebody gettin' hurt. A groin injury. 1005 01:15:27,100 --> 01:15:30,300 Put a fuckin' map of Florida in the background. Get some tits in! 1006 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:32,100 Put a "For Sale" sign on the bottom. 1007 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:36,500 I don't want any tits and I don't want any "For Sale" sign. 1008 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:45,400 Jesus. 1009 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:49,300 Remember that great Peterborough game in... '68? 1010 01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:52,100 Yeah. What about it? 1011 01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:55,200 Jacky St Pierre's wife left him. 1012 01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:58,900 My God, it was snowing like hell before we even got to the motel. 1013 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:03,000 - Yeah. - Jacky had a whole keg sent in. 1014 01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:07,700 Poor Jacky. He had a future. I told him to watch that drunk drivin'. 1015 01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:11,000 God, Joe, did we ever get shitfaced! 1016 01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:15,600 And Jacky told everybody he was gonna get Jill back even if he had to beg her. 1017 01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:19,200 - I told him not to do that. - Oh, I think he shoulda. 1018 01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:21,400 She was a dynamite broad. 1019 01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:25,700 - God, did we get shitfaced. - I liked Jacky. 1020 01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:29,400 - Yeah. He could've been great. - Yeah. 1021 01:16:31,900 --> 01:16:34,400 And remember I went up to your room afterwards 1022 01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:37,100 and you were dressed in chick's clothes? 1023 01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:41,300 Yeah, you had on this black bra with tassels. 1024 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:47,100 You were dancing in front of a mirror with this kinda zebra-skin jockstrap. 1025 01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:50,600 Remember how I screamed at you when you started comin' on to me 1026 01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:53,700 and I just said "Jesus, stop it, Joe. I'm ashamed of you." 1027 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:55,700 Damn you. 1028 01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:58,400 I wanted to tell you that I forgot the whole thing. 1029 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:01,400 Years have passed. Now I'm sexually liberated. 1030 01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,300 I don't care who's a fag no more. I mean, who cares? 1031 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:07,300 It's natural. It's all around us. 1032 01:17:08,900 --> 01:17:11,200 Who's the owner, Joe? 1033 01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:17,000 He's probably calling Florida. See how the sale is going. 1034 01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:20,200 I was in Florida once, on a Southern tour, 1035 01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:24,700 where I met this little redhead who was an underwater specialist. 1036 01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:30,800 The first thing she says to me was "Come on out by the pool." 1037 01:17:30,900 --> 01:17:36,200 So I went out, and she comes leaping out with this banner, 1038 01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:39,500 wearing nothing but this little see-through wet suit. 1039 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:40,800 (laughs) 1040 01:17:40,900 --> 01:17:44,600 - Hey, Reg, I want a chair by the pool. - I want some snatch by the pool. 1041 01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:46,700 - Reg, you want a Coke? - No, I can't. 1042 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:51,300 I'm tapin' an interview at the station. They're playin' it at four. Don't miss it. 1043 01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:55,800 That was some road trip. Six straight wins and a whole new rash of penalty minutes. 1044 01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:58,300 Well, we got a whole new attitude. 1045 01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:01,500 What about the Hanson brothers? They're not just bullies? 1046 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:04,700 Just bullies? They scare the bejesus outta everybody! 1047 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,300 - Deliberately? - Well... 1048 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:13,600 I'd like the folks to come down and watch us cream them punks from Syracuse. 1049 01:18:13,700 --> 01:18:16,000 Anything new on the sale of the Chiefs? 1050 01:18:16,100 --> 01:18:21,000 I think the negotiations are... you know, goin' pretty good. 1051 01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:23,200 I have a personal announcement, though. 1052 01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:26,800 I am placing a personal bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. 1053 01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:30,500 He's the coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team. 1054 01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:32,700 - A bounty? - Yeah. 1055 01:18:32,900 --> 01:18:37,700 A hundred bucks of my own money for the first of my men that nails that creep. 1056 01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:40,800 That's eight o'clock at the War Memorial, 1057 01:18:40,900 --> 01:18:44,000 the Syracuse and the all-new Charlestown Chiefs. 1058 01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,800 - Thanks, Reg. - Not to worry, kid. 1059 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:51,400 I'm placing a personal bounty on the head ofTim McCracken. 1060 01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:54,600 He's the coach and chiefpunk on that Syracuse team. 1061 01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:56,800 - A bounty? - Yeah. 1062 01:18:56,900 --> 01:19:00,700 A hundred bucks ofmy own money for the first ofmy men that... 1063 01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:20,800 (sighs) 1064 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:25,300 (phone rings) 1065 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,000 - Yeah? - Are you nuts? 1066 01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:44,500 - Bullshit! - A bounty! 1067 01:19:44,900 --> 01:19:48,500 - We could all land in the clinker for this. - Oh, big deal, Joe. 1068 01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:51,100 You can't put a bounty on a man's head! 1069 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,600 I just did. 1070 01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:04,800 (phone rings) 1071 01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:11,900 - Yeah? - Reg? It's Killer. 1072 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:15,300 - Oh. Hi, Killer. - I want that $100. 1073 01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:17,900 Well, you gotta earn it, Killer. 1074 01:20:18,300 --> 01:20:21,000 - My attitude's right. - Uh-huh. OK, kid. 1075 01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:32,600 (sighs) 1076 01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:34,700 (knock at door) 1077 01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:40,200 (knocking continues) 1078 01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:43,000 In-fucking-credible. 1079 01:20:43,100 --> 01:20:45,200 Who is it? 1080 01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,900 Yeah? 1081 01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:57,100 - Hi. - Hi. 1082 01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,200 - What's up? - (dog barks) 1083 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,800 Jesus. 1084 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:03,900 Come on in. 1085 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:08,200 - Well, I did it. - You bet you did. You did, you bet. 1086 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:13,100 The wedding presents my side gave. 50-50, right? 1087 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:15,700 Can you get my clothes? 1088 01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:17,900 Sure. 1089 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,100 Jesus, did you write him a note? 1090 01:21:21,100 --> 01:21:23,200 Do you think I should have? 1091 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:25,600 I don't know. 1092 01:21:25,700 --> 01:21:27,700 He's sure gonna think the worst. 1093 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:34,100 - Hey, Lily, we're gonna have a ball. - We are? 1094 01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:37,900 Except right now I gotta take a nap. 1095 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:42,000 I mean, I put a bounty on this guy's head. If I don't get some shuteye... 1096 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:49,600 If I don't get some shuteye, I'll get murdered out there on the ice. 1097 01:21:49,700 --> 01:21:54,300 Otherwise I would've given you a night on the town. We could've gone to the Aces. 1098 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,700 She won't mind. She's great to sleep with. 1099 01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:58,800 Ned sleeps with her before every game. 1100 01:21:58,900 --> 01:22:01,400 Her breathing makes him feel more secure. 1101 01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:03,700 Listen, Reg, I'm gonna get a grip on myself. 1102 01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,900 I'm gonna start using my imagination, go with the traffic. 1103 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:10,600 I've been going about this all wrong. I probably am terrific. 1104 01:22:10,700 --> 01:22:12,700 You want some spaghetti? 1105 01:22:13,700 --> 01:22:15,700 Reg? 1106 01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:35,100 Run the siren. Run the goddamn siren. I'm payin' for it. 1107 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,500 Let 'em know there's gonna be blood in there. 1108 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,900 I can circle, but it's gonna cost you more. 1109 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:42,000 Oh, for Christ's sake. 1110 01:22:43,100 --> 01:22:45,300 - There. - (siren) 1111 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,000 (� organ plays "Lady ofSpain") 1112 01:23:17,700 --> 01:23:20,100 Don't ever play "Lady of Spain" again! 1113 01:23:21,900 --> 01:23:23,100 Jesus Christ. 1114 01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:40,100 - Hey, McCracken. - Dunlop, you suck cock. 1115 01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:42,100 All I can get. 1116 01:23:56,100 --> 01:24:00,700 $100 bounty on the head of famed Syracuse stick man Tim McCracken. 1117 01:24:00,900 --> 01:24:05,100 McCracken, also known as Dr Hook for his scalpel-like prowess with the stick, 1118 01:24:05,300 --> 01:24:09,100 has been known to carve a man's eye out with a flick of the wrist. 1119 01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:13,700 There's a carnival-like atmosphere here. 1120 01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:19,000 The crowd is gathered and, well, you can feel it, there's an air of expectancy... 1121 01:24:21,700 --> 01:24:25,300 Syracuse skating out now. We're looking forward to a real contest. 1122 01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:28,800 We're ready to face off in the middle circle. The referee is ready. 1123 01:24:28,800 --> 01:24:31,200 The linesmen for tonight... 1124 01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:44,100 (both) Go, Chiefs, go! Go, Chiefs, go! 1125 01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:53,000 $100 says you're gonna crack my skull. 1126 01:24:53,100 --> 01:24:56,400 - I wouldn't crack your knuckles for $100. - So he's bluffin'. 1127 01:24:56,500 --> 01:25:01,300 Somebody's gonna kill you, you dumb son of a bitch, but it's not gonna be me. 1128 01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:24,600 (buzzer) 1129 01:25:29,900 --> 01:25:31,400 Good pass! 1130 01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:36,600 (spectator) Go on, man! Hit him! 1131 01:25:36,700 --> 01:25:38,900 What's the matter with you? You're a Chief! 1132 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,600 - Come on. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1133 01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:42,700 Fight back! 1134 01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:57,800 You son of a bitch! Get over here! 1135 01:25:57,800 --> 01:26:01,100 - Chickenshit yellow-belly. - I scored, you fucking has-been. 1136 01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:05,500 They don't want you to score goals. They want blood. They're booin' you. 1137 01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:08,100 Go get him, Killer! 1138 01:26:11,100 --> 01:26:13,500 Come on, you son of a bitch. Come on! 1139 01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:17,800 - Come on, Killer! - We win cos I score goals. 1140 01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:20,400 Oh, kiss my ass. We win cos I make 'em crazy. 1141 01:26:25,300 --> 01:26:27,500 - Nail him! - You don't make me crazy. 1142 01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:30,000 I will, cos you're benched. 1143 01:26:30,300 --> 01:26:33,400 You want ice time, come and tell me when you wanna play it my way. 1144 01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:37,100 - You're the biggest pussy in the league. - I like pussy. 1145 01:26:37,100 --> 01:26:40,600 Oh, yeah? Well, that's not what I hear from your wife. I hear... 1146 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:55,900 Go get him, Killer! 1147 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:15,000 Real old-fashioned guts, for Dave "Killer" Carlson 1148 01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:18,000 to jump into that fight with Tim "Dr Hook" McCracken. 1149 01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:20,400 Ned Braden's come into the booth. Sit down. 1150 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:22,900 I noticed a slight discussion with Reg Dunlop. 1151 01:27:23,100 --> 01:27:24,900 What are you doing? You been benched? 1152 01:27:25,100 --> 01:27:27,800 Yes, a real first in my career. I've been benched. 1153 01:27:27,900 --> 01:27:29,900 - Why is that? - I won't fight. 1154 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:34,000 - Well, you could play if you fought. - Let's just say I'm chickenshit. 1155 01:27:34,700 --> 01:27:39,600 Ned, why would someone with your background still be playing hockey? 1156 01:27:39,700 --> 01:27:41,100 - I hate my father. - You do? 1157 01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:43,400 - And I was having problems at home. - You are? 1158 01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:47,100 I just said I was. Primarily sexual problems. I'm very perverse. 1159 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:50,000 - Holy shit! - I skate to get away from my wife! 1160 01:27:50,100 --> 01:27:53,600 - This is Jim Carr... - We fight. She wants me to quit hockey. 1161 01:27:57,600 --> 01:28:02,100 As you may have noticed, she's the only good-looking piece of ass in Charlestown! 1162 01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:05,700 She also has a drinking problem, and I have no idea where she is. 1163 01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:08,800 - Gimme that damn mike! - Why do you wear that rug? 1164 01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:11,400 It's just sensationally ugly. 1165 01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:13,900 You're going bald. Can't you face up to that? 1166 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,300 Well, at least I'm not chickenshit like you! 1167 01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:18,400 What you're hearing is the truth! 1168 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:20,700 Jim Carr got angry... 1169 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:25,100 Joe McGrath here. The boys like to horse around. 1170 01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:27,500 - Chickenshit bastard! - Sod off, old fart! 1171 01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:31,300 - I may be bald, but I'm not chickenshit. - I wanna talk about violence. 1172 01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:35,000 - Chick, chick, chick! - Gimme that! 1173 01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:37,800 Son! Son! 1174 01:28:37,900 --> 01:28:41,000 (� "A Little Bit South ofSaskatoon" by Sonny James) 1175 01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:43,800 � Take my guitar 1176 01:28:43,900 --> 01:28:46,200 � Forboard and room 1177 01:28:47,100 --> 01:28:49,200 - (carhorn) - Hey, Billy! 1178 01:28:51,100 --> 01:28:55,000 Well, you're gonna be set, Lily. Taking your destiny by the throat. 1179 01:28:55,100 --> 01:28:57,300 You're in the driver's seat. 1180 01:28:58,100 --> 01:29:01,400 You're not having second thoughts about this, are you? 1181 01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:04,700 Sometimes I think I get it. Sometimes I think it's horseshit. 1182 01:29:04,700 --> 01:29:08,600 Well, to doubt is human. You stick with Reg. I'm on a roll. 1183 01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:14,100 - Bye, Francine. Come back and see us. - I will. Thank you, Mrs Vincent. 1184 01:29:16,900 --> 01:29:19,700 You're gonna need another 10 or 15 minutes. 1185 01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:26,600 - Hiya. - Hi. 1186 01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:29,300 This is Lily Braden, Ned Braden's wife. 1187 01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:32,700 Well, actually she's... she's on waivers. 1188 01:29:33,300 --> 01:29:36,100 Listen, she's in the market for a perm and I said to her 1189 01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:39,000 "Hey, there's no one better than old Francine." 1190 01:29:39,100 --> 01:29:42,200 - Well, I don't think... - For the works. I'm buyin'. 1191 01:29:42,300 --> 01:29:45,200 - I'll pay you back tomorrow. - No, that's not the problem. 1192 01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:47,300 You see, the problem is... 1193 01:29:48,900 --> 01:29:51,500 I never laid a hand on her. It was just a kid. 1194 01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:54,800 Listen, it's a pathetic story. It's pathetic. 1195 01:29:54,900 --> 01:29:56,800 You look terrific. 1196 01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:02,300 Be careful, girls. 1197 01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:10,800 - There's TVRadio Mirror, Modern Screen. - You were married to him? 1198 01:30:10,900 --> 01:30:13,800 For about a hundred years. It's all over. 1199 01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:17,400 He's completely off his rocker. 1200 01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:20,100 - I left my husband, too. - Really? 1201 01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:23,700 I'm only halfway out the revolving door, know what I mean? 1202 01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:28,000 Oh, it's lousy at first. You think you're dying. But then it's fabulous. 1203 01:30:28,100 --> 01:30:30,900 - I mean, you become a new woman. - Yeah. 1204 01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:35,500 You know, Reggie told me you've gotten terrific since you left him. 1205 01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:38,500 He said that? 1206 01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:44,200 Well, you know what you have to do for yourself? 1207 01:30:44,300 --> 01:30:46,700 You have to get out there and circulate. 1208 01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:51,300 I mean, you just can't sink into it. You have to get out there on the firing line. 1209 01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:53,600 - Oh, my God. - No, no, no, no, no. 1210 01:30:53,700 --> 01:30:55,600 Really. It's not bad. Look. 1211 01:30:56,800 --> 01:31:02,000 If you did your cheekbones better, you could look like Cher. 1212 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,100 Huh? 1213 01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:49,500 - Amy, take this in the house. - Hello there. 1214 01:31:50,300 --> 01:31:54,300 Hiya. I'm Reg Dunlop. The Chiefs? I came to see your husband. 1215 01:31:54,600 --> 01:31:57,500 Oh, yes? I'm Anita McCambridge. How do you do? 1216 01:31:57,600 --> 01:31:59,700 - Hi. - You think you can help with these? 1217 01:31:59,900 --> 01:32:02,200 - Uh, yeah. - Mom, I'm late, I gotta go. 1218 01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:08,400 Michael, stay in the yard, put your jacket on and carry one of these in first. 1219 01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:10,500 Where's your husband? 1220 01:32:10,600 --> 01:32:13,000 He's in puppy heaven. 1221 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:17,900 I own the Chiefs. 1222 01:32:19,900 --> 01:32:21,900 This way. 1223 01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:35,600 - What can I get you to drink? - Canadian Club and water. 1224 01:32:38,100 --> 01:32:40,500 - Nice place you've got here. - Thanks. 1225 01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:45,200 To tell the truth, Mrs McCambridge, the reason... 1226 01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:47,300 Anita. 1227 01:32:50,100 --> 01:32:52,100 OK, Anita. 1228 01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:57,600 Uh... you know, we all read about the possibility of a sale in Florida, 1229 01:32:57,600 --> 01:33:01,100 and the guys are getting anxious to find out what's going on. 1230 01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:04,000 - Mm-hm. - I guess I'm their representative. 1231 01:33:07,100 --> 01:33:10,900 - We've been doin' real good. - My accountant is certainly pleased. 1232 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:12,800 Oh. Uh... 1233 01:33:12,900 --> 01:33:14,900 How is the sale goin'? 1234 01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:18,100 Fine. 1235 01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:22,200 - Oh. Good. - You think you're gonna like Florida? 1236 01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:25,600 Yeah. 1237 01:33:30,100 --> 01:33:32,600 - Oh, you are very clever. - What? 1238 01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:36,800 It's been so much fun, waiting to see what you're gonna do next. 1239 01:33:36,900 --> 01:33:41,100 The articles in the paper are very funny, that sports writer? 1240 01:33:41,200 --> 01:33:44,200 - Dickie Dunn? - You've certainly got his number. 1241 01:33:44,800 --> 01:33:50,000 The radio interviews are fantastic, and the Hanson brothers? Oh, my God! 1242 01:33:50,100 --> 01:33:52,200 Well, attendance has quadrupled. 1243 01:33:52,300 --> 01:33:55,200 Yes. I am in the black for the first time in four years. 1244 01:33:55,300 --> 01:34:00,000 - Hey, that's great. - I guess I owe that to you. Thank you. 1245 01:34:00,100 --> 01:34:02,800 You're welcome. So, you can sell us real easy, then? 1246 01:34:02,900 --> 01:34:06,900 - I could probably get some interest. - Oh, boy. That's great! 1247 01:34:07,300 --> 01:34:09,500 Oh, that's just great, Anita! 1248 01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:13,000 You know, for five months now, I've been tryin' to prove to you, 1249 01:34:13,100 --> 01:34:16,800 without ever really knowing who you were, that you were wrong, 1250 01:34:16,900 --> 01:34:20,300 and that we could get somebody interested in the Chiefs. 1251 01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:23,500 We could sew that thing up tonight, you know. 1252 01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:26,900 - We oughta cream those guys! - That's terrific. 1253 01:34:27,100 --> 01:34:32,200 But I couldn't make enough of a profit to have a sale be worthwhile. 1254 01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:37,800 My accountant tells me I'm better off folding the team, taking a tax loss. 1255 01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:43,000 You mean, you could sell us but you won't? 1256 01:34:43,100 --> 01:34:45,100 I could probably sell you. 1257 01:34:45,900 --> 01:34:47,900 But I can't. 1258 01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:54,400 Oh. 1259 01:34:55,100 --> 01:34:57,500 You know... 1260 01:34:57,600 --> 01:34:59,600 We're human beings, you know. 1261 01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:06,900 I have to confess that I've never let the children watch a hockey game. 1262 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:11,200 I have a theory that children imitate what they see on a TV screen. 1263 01:35:12,100 --> 01:35:14,700 They see violence, they'll become violent. 1264 01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:18,200 They see someone stick up a bank, they'll stick up a bank. 1265 01:35:18,300 --> 01:35:20,800 Heroin. You name it. 1266 01:35:21,700 --> 01:35:23,900 - You're fucked. - What? 1267 01:35:23,900 --> 01:35:25,900 You are totally fucked. 1268 01:35:27,300 --> 01:35:30,300 You're garbage for letting us all go down the drain. 1269 01:35:30,500 --> 01:35:34,000 - Are you serious? - You could sell us. We're hot. 1270 01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:36,700 People go nuts for us. You could find a buyer. 1271 01:35:36,800 --> 01:35:39,500 I don't think you understand finance. 1272 01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:52,000 Your son looks like a fag to me. You'd better get married again, 1273 01:35:52,100 --> 01:35:55,200 cos he'll have somebody's cock in his mouth before you know it. 1274 01:35:55,400 --> 01:35:58,400 How dare you! How dare you! 1275 01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:05,100 Our listeners'll be surprised to learn that you're a soft-spoken young man, Killer. 1276 01:36:05,200 --> 01:36:06,600 Yes, I am. 1277 01:36:06,700 --> 01:36:09,300 I was watching some kids play hockey the other day, 1278 01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:11,800 five- and six-year-olds, little mites. 1279 01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:14,000 One kid said "I'm Killer Carlson." 1280 01:36:14,100 --> 01:36:17,300 He picked up his little stick, and he creamed that other kid. 1281 01:36:17,400 --> 01:36:19,200 How do you feel about that, Dave? 1282 01:36:19,300 --> 01:36:23,400 Well, Jim, the way I see it is, the kid probably would've done it anyway. 1283 01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:25,400 Bad upbringing in the home. 1284 01:36:25,500 --> 01:36:28,500 - That's very interesting. - Can I be serious for a minute? 1285 01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:30,100 By all means. 1286 01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:33,500 I'djust like to say that, no matterhow the game turns out tonight, 1287 01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:37,300 I owe all that I am to our coach, Reg Dunlop. 1288 01:36:37,400 --> 01:36:41,800 He's had the greatest influence on me, aside ofcourse from the Swami Baha, 1289 01:36:41,900 --> 01:36:45,700 whose positive-thinking records have been a tremendous help. 1290 01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,700 - Positive-thinking records? - Yeah. 1291 01:36:47,900 --> 01:36:50,900 You can get 'em in any religious record store. 1292 01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:54,700 And I know that thousands of people in Charlestown have lost their jobs, 1293 01:36:54,700 --> 01:36:57,000 you know, with the mill closing and all. 1294 01:36:57,200 --> 01:37:00,400 I see 'em walking around the streets depressed all the time. 1295 01:37:00,500 --> 01:37:03,600 Well, I just wanna say to all you unemployed folks out there, 1296 01:37:03,700 --> 01:37:06,400 you can get a new lease on life with these records. 1297 01:37:06,500 --> 01:37:08,900 Nothing'll botheryou any more. 1298 01:37:09,100 --> 01:37:11,900 You can go and clobber the next guy in yourbusiness life. 1299 01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:14,300 - That's very inspirational, Dave. - Thanks. 1300 01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:18,000 - Take care ofyourself. - Yeah. We're gonna win tonight... 1301 01:37:18,100 --> 01:37:20,600 Jesus Christ. What a fuckin' nightmare. 1302 01:37:55,300 --> 01:37:57,300 Braden! 1303 01:38:01,400 --> 01:38:03,300 Ned! 1304 01:38:04,300 --> 01:38:06,200 Hey! 1305 01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:20,400 Kid? 1306 01:38:23,500 --> 01:38:25,500 Hey, come on back! 1307 01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:30,200 You don't have to fight if you don't wanna. You can do whatever you wanna do. 1308 01:38:33,900 --> 01:38:37,300 You know, I've had it with the show business crap, too. 1309 01:38:38,500 --> 01:38:41,600 I don't know what hit me! I'm drivin' up here, and I say to myself 1310 01:38:41,700 --> 01:38:43,700 "Who cares about Florida?" 1311 01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:47,100 Screw the sale. It's probably a bunch of crap anyway. 1312 01:38:49,100 --> 01:38:51,000 No, that's bullshit. 1313 01:38:51,200 --> 01:38:53,100 Hey? 1314 01:38:53,900 --> 01:38:57,500 The team's history, kid. There ain't no next year. 1315 01:38:57,700 --> 01:39:01,200 I'm tits-up after this game no matter what happens. 1316 01:39:03,500 --> 01:39:05,500 But I'll tell you one thing. 1317 01:39:06,700 --> 01:39:09,500 We're gonna win that fuckin' championship tonight. 1318 01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:11,900 But we're gonna win it fair and square. 1319 01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:14,900 Old-time hockey, none of this wrestling shit. 1320 01:39:16,700 --> 01:39:19,200 You know? What the hell? It's my last game. 1321 01:39:19,300 --> 01:39:22,100 I'm gonna go out with style! Play it straight! 1322 01:39:24,900 --> 01:39:27,000 I'd like to have you there with me. 1323 01:39:37,700 --> 01:39:41,200 Oh, uh... you know, Lily's been staying at my place. 1324 01:39:41,300 --> 01:39:43,300 She's a terrific gal. 1325 01:39:47,500 --> 01:39:49,800 We've been havin' a hell of a time. 1326 01:39:55,300 --> 01:39:57,300 (siren) 1327 01:40:03,100 --> 01:40:05,100 Reg! Hey, Reg! 1328 01:40:08,000 --> 01:40:10,600 - What? - Want me to run in with stretchers? 1329 01:40:10,700 --> 01:40:13,700 Get outta here, you goddamn parasite. 1330 01:40:17,200 --> 01:40:22,400 This is Jim Carr. Jeff Hanson, I just can't tell you the pleasure you've given us. 1331 01:40:22,500 --> 01:40:25,000 I'd like to ask one question. Win, lose or draw, 1332 01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:27,800 this is the Chiefs' last game before you leave. 1333 01:40:27,900 --> 01:40:32,400 - Anything you want to say to Flood City? - What do you mean, Flood City? 1334 01:40:32,500 --> 01:40:35,100 Never mind, Jeff. I guess that's before your time. 1335 01:40:35,200 --> 01:40:37,600 Reg Dunlop! How about a statement? 1336 01:40:37,800 --> 01:40:40,000 Good game, fella. Good luck to you tonight. 1337 01:40:40,100 --> 01:40:42,300 Reg Dunlop has just asked us to come back... 1338 01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:45,100 Girls! Outta here! 1339 01:41:05,300 --> 01:41:07,200 No hittin'. 1340 01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:21,100 The Chiefs are history, guys. There ain't no Florida deal. 1341 01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:24,000 Come on, Reg. What are you talkin' about? 1342 01:41:25,400 --> 01:41:29,400 I just made that shit up. We're deader than this stinkin' town is. 1343 01:41:30,600 --> 01:41:31,900 Dead history! 1344 01:41:32,000 --> 01:41:35,400 I conned you guys. I just lied to you. 1345 01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:43,900 We were never anything but a rich broad's tax write-off. 1346 01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:46,200 It made no difference whether we won or lost. 1347 01:41:46,400 --> 01:41:48,300 - Nail 'em! - Kill 'em! 1348 01:41:49,500 --> 01:41:53,100 You know, we ain't hockey players. We've been clowns. 1349 01:41:53,200 --> 01:41:57,400 We've been goons! We're the freaks in a fuckin' sideshow. 1350 01:41:57,500 --> 01:42:02,200 We're nothing but a bunch of criminals. We oughta be in jail, that's all there is. 1351 01:42:02,300 --> 01:42:06,100 - I'm ashamed. - Not you, Coach? 1352 01:42:06,200 --> 01:42:08,900 Yeah. Really ashamed of myself. 1353 01:42:13,500 --> 01:42:15,400 See, Ned was right. 1354 01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:19,400 Violence is killin' this sport. It's draggin' it through the mud. 1355 01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:24,500 If things keep up the way they are, hockey players'll be nothing but actors, punks. 1356 01:42:26,100 --> 01:42:28,500 Well, I'm not playin' my last game that way. 1357 01:42:28,600 --> 01:42:30,900 - Last game? - Yeah. 1358 01:42:31,000 --> 01:42:34,200 It's my last game, and I wanna play it straight. 1359 01:42:34,300 --> 01:42:37,400 No more "Nail 'em." No more "Fuck with 'em." That's finished. 1360 01:42:37,500 --> 01:42:41,300 I wanna win that championship tonight, but I wanna win it clean. 1361 01:42:41,400 --> 01:42:44,900 Old-time hockey, like when I got started, you know? 1362 01:42:46,500 --> 01:42:51,300 Jeez. Toe Blake, Dit Clapper, Eddie Shore, those guys were the greats. 1363 01:42:52,300 --> 01:42:55,100 I don't know what to say. Christ, it's up to you. 1364 01:43:07,700 --> 01:43:11,000 - Reg is our coach. - Yeah, sure. Old-time hockey! 1365 01:43:11,100 --> 01:43:13,100 - Like Eddie Shore. - Yeah. 1366 01:43:14,100 --> 01:43:16,100 Coach, our line starts? 1367 01:43:17,300 --> 01:43:19,400 - Sure. - (all) Yeah! 1368 01:43:19,500 --> 01:43:22,900 We got a game to win. Everybody on the ice. Come on, guys. 1369 01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:29,100 Evening, boys. 1370 01:43:29,200 --> 01:43:33,500 Wimpy, how are ya? Crash, how are you? Scotty. 1371 01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:35,900 Better than Philadelphia this time! 1372 01:43:36,700 --> 01:43:39,400 You're gonna eyeball the new Charlestown Chiefs. 1373 01:43:39,500 --> 01:43:43,700 Well, ladies and gentlemen, this has all the earmarks of a hockey classic. 1374 01:43:43,800 --> 01:43:48,800 The championship confrontation between the Syracuse Bulldogs... Here they come! 1375 01:43:48,900 --> 01:43:54,000 The rags-to-riches, Cinderella contenders of the Federal League, the Chiefs! 1376 01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:13,800 (crowd chant) Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs! 1377 01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:19,500 Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs! 1378 01:44:19,600 --> 01:44:22,100 Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs! 1379 01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:38,800 I can't explain this delay. 1380 01:44:38,900 --> 01:44:41,600 I don't know why Syracuse elected to miss the warm-up. 1381 01:44:41,700 --> 01:44:44,800 The Chiefs have already skated over to their bench. 1382 01:44:44,900 --> 01:44:49,000 Well, it just might be that Syracuse is afraid to come out and face the Chiefs. 1383 01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:51,000 Oh, thanks, Bill. 1384 01:44:52,900 --> 01:44:55,000 Good heavens. 1385 01:44:55,100 --> 01:44:57,800 I've just been handed the Syracuse roster, 1386 01:44:57,900 --> 01:45:02,100 and it appears the Syracuse Bulldog management is just real thirsty 1387 01:45:02,100 --> 01:45:04,800 for a big, grudge-match type victory here tonight. 1388 01:45:04,900 --> 01:45:08,400 They've brought back, just for this one contest, some colourful... 1389 01:45:08,600 --> 01:45:12,500 Oh, and here they come now, led by someone we all know very well, 1390 01:45:12,600 --> 01:45:14,700 Tim "Dr Hook" McCracken! 1391 01:45:14,800 --> 01:45:16,700 (crowd booing) 1392 01:45:16,700 --> 01:45:20,700 And here's a name from the past. Ross "Mad Dog" Madison! 1393 01:45:20,800 --> 01:45:23,000 Ross, as you know, never travels anywhere 1394 01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:27,700 without his longtime friend and attorney, Sam "Small Print" Lyman! 1395 01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:33,000 Here's one for nostalgia fans! Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown! 1396 01:45:33,100 --> 01:45:36,100 I'll never forget an interview I did with him years ago, 1397 01:45:36,200 --> 01:45:40,100 when Buffalo revealed he liked to call his hockey stick "The Big Tomahawk". 1398 01:45:40,200 --> 01:45:43,600 He usually refers to opposing players as "The Little Scalps". 1399 01:45:43,600 --> 01:45:46,800 I thought he'd been suspended for ever. 1400 01:45:46,900 --> 01:45:49,700 Andre "Poodle" Lussier, defence. 1401 01:45:49,800 --> 01:45:53,700 Andre, of course, has been living in semi-seclusion in Northern Quebec 1402 01:45:53,800 --> 01:45:56,900 ever since the unfortunate Denny Pratt tragedy. 1403 01:45:57,000 --> 01:45:58,500 Not Poodle! 1404 01:45:58,600 --> 01:46:02,600 And from Mile Forty, Saskatchewan, where he now runs a doughnut shop, 1405 01:46:02,700 --> 01:46:06,900 number 15, former penalty-minute record holder of the Federal League 1406 01:46:07,000 --> 01:46:11,800 for the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive, Gilmore Tuttle! 1407 01:46:11,800 --> 01:46:13,800 (crowd booing) 1408 01:46:15,100 --> 01:46:17,200 Oh, gee. Hold the phone. 1409 01:46:17,300 --> 01:46:19,600 This is an unscheduled surprise. 1410 01:46:22,600 --> 01:46:23,600 It's him. 1411 01:46:23,700 --> 01:46:27,400 This young man has had a very trying rookie season, 1412 01:46:27,500 --> 01:46:31,700 what with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada, 1413 01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:34,300 and that country's refusal to accept him. 1414 01:46:34,400 --> 01:46:37,100 That's more than most 21-year-olds could handle. 1415 01:46:37,200 --> 01:46:40,000 - Ogil-terp. - Ogie Ogilthorpe! 1416 01:46:42,200 --> 01:46:44,100 (� "The Star-Spangled Banner") 1417 01:46:51,500 --> 01:46:53,400 (music speeds up) 1418 01:46:57,200 --> 01:46:59,600 Hi, Ogie. 1419 01:47:00,800 --> 01:47:03,300 Buy you a soda after the game? 1420 01:47:05,200 --> 01:47:07,300 Hi. You know Toe Blake? 1421 01:47:08,600 --> 01:47:10,500 No? 1422 01:47:11,100 --> 01:47:13,900 We'll straighten you out, you little prick. 1423 01:47:19,900 --> 01:47:22,000 How. 1424 01:47:22,200 --> 01:47:25,800 - They don't call me Dr Hook for nothing. - How you doin'? 1425 01:47:26,100 --> 01:47:30,200 All right, now. No high-sticking. No tripping. No slashing. 1426 01:47:30,300 --> 01:47:32,900 Major surgery. Open-heart. 1427 01:47:33,000 --> 01:47:36,200 - I'm waitin' for quiet. - Yeah, you'll have quiet. 1428 01:47:42,600 --> 01:47:44,800 Give 'em hell! 1429 01:47:47,000 --> 01:47:48,800 (whooping) 1430 01:47:51,200 --> 01:47:53,800 Give 'em the old-time hockey! 1431 01:47:57,300 --> 01:47:59,700 - Good crowd. - Shirley! 1432 01:47:59,800 --> 01:48:02,400 - Teamwork! Teamwork! Teamwork! - Eddie Shore! 1433 01:48:02,500 --> 01:48:05,000 Come on! Get up! Get up! 1434 01:48:05,500 --> 01:48:09,700 One with the universe. One with the universe. Nothing matters. 1435 01:48:09,800 --> 01:48:14,800 This reporter is stunned! The Charlestown Chiefs are not fighting back! 1436 01:48:25,300 --> 01:48:27,300 Keep the guys off me! 1437 01:48:29,400 --> 01:48:31,600 (buzzer) 1438 01:48:31,700 --> 01:48:33,000 (crowd booing) 1439 01:48:33,100 --> 01:48:34,700 You fuckin' moron! 1440 01:48:35,000 --> 01:48:38,000 The Chiefs' performance has to be a bitter disappointment 1441 01:48:38,100 --> 01:48:42,400 to these 4,000-odd Charlestown fans who have packed this War Memorial, 1442 01:48:42,600 --> 01:48:46,300 paying good money to witness this... this fiasco. 1443 01:48:46,500 --> 01:48:48,600 (Denis) Get Ogie! 1444 01:48:48,700 --> 01:48:50,900 Move away, Wanchuk! You're screening me. 1445 01:48:51,000 --> 01:48:53,000 You're screening me! Move away! 1446 01:48:53,900 --> 01:48:56,300 Give him some of that back! 1447 01:48:56,700 --> 01:48:59,000 Don't let him push you like that! 1448 01:48:59,800 --> 01:49:01,700 (whistle) 1449 01:49:11,100 --> 01:49:12,600 Come on! 1450 01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:18,100 - Get up! - Get off your ass! 1451 01:49:18,100 --> 01:49:20,200 I don't know what's wrong. 1452 01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:26,300 You bums! You're no damn good! 1453 01:49:33,400 --> 01:49:36,000 Get up off your ass! 1454 01:49:42,000 --> 01:49:43,500 (whistle) 1455 01:49:52,900 --> 01:49:56,600 - OK. Let's get some speed out there. - Cement-heads. 1456 01:49:56,700 --> 01:49:59,500 Keep your eyes open. Better passing. 1457 01:49:59,600 --> 01:50:02,700 Better passing. We got a big period coming up out there. 1458 01:50:02,700 --> 01:50:07,000 Try to come back with the wingers, maybe. Tonight's the night. 1459 01:50:07,200 --> 01:50:10,200 - Who wants ice packs here? - Charlie, over here! 1460 01:50:12,600 --> 01:50:16,500 (Reggie) We need some more coordination out there. 1461 01:50:16,600 --> 01:50:20,400 - Keep your eyes open. Better passing. - (shouts in French) 1462 01:50:23,900 --> 01:50:26,500 I'm comin'! I'm comin'! 1463 01:50:26,600 --> 01:50:28,900 - All right. All right. - Mother of God. 1464 01:50:29,000 --> 01:50:31,600 I want a big rally this period. A big rally. 1465 01:50:33,100 --> 01:50:35,700 - We're losin'! - Teamwork, guys. More teamwork. 1466 01:50:35,800 --> 01:50:38,000 They're buryin' us alive! 1467 01:50:38,100 --> 01:50:40,300 - Eddie Shore? - Oh, piss on Eddie Shore. 1468 01:50:40,400 --> 01:50:43,100 - Old-time hockey? - Piss on old-time hockey! 1469 01:50:43,200 --> 01:50:46,300 You're blowin' it! Boys. 1470 01:50:46,400 --> 01:50:51,700 Every scout in the NHL is out there tonight with contracts in their pocket, 1471 01:50:51,800 --> 01:50:55,000 and they're lookin' for talent, for winners! 1472 01:50:55,100 --> 01:50:58,700 Oh! All my years of publicity! 1473 01:50:58,800 --> 01:51:03,000 All the fashion shows, the radiothons, for nothing? 1474 01:51:03,000 --> 01:51:06,000 They come here tonight... 1475 01:51:06,800 --> 01:51:09,500 to scout the Chiefs! 1476 01:51:09,600 --> 01:51:12,400 The toughest team in the Federal League! 1477 01:51:13,600 --> 01:51:17,000 Not this bunch of... 1478 01:51:18,900 --> 01:51:20,800 pussies! 1479 01:51:34,500 --> 01:51:36,400 Scouts? 1480 01:51:53,400 --> 01:51:56,200 This is more like it. It just makes me feel real glad 1481 01:51:56,300 --> 01:52:00,200 to see the Chiefs back on the warpath again... to coin a phrase. 1482 01:52:03,500 --> 01:52:07,000 God, it's been a long time since this place saw my shadow. 1483 01:52:12,400 --> 01:52:16,500 - What am I doing here? - You look fabulous. Now, come on. 1484 01:52:25,400 --> 01:52:27,800 Oh, my God. I'd forgotten. 1485 01:52:33,400 --> 01:52:37,500 Everybody is just on their feet screaming "Kill! Kill! Kill!" This is hockey! 1486 01:52:40,300 --> 01:52:41,600 Let's go, Chiefs! 1487 01:53:06,800 --> 01:53:10,000 All right! Kill 'em! 1488 01:53:28,300 --> 01:53:30,900 They're pummelling each other! Wait a minute. 1489 01:53:31,000 --> 01:53:34,700 Ned Braden is skating out onto the centre of the ice. He... 1490 01:53:41,800 --> 01:53:43,900 He's not fighting, no. He's... 1491 01:53:52,300 --> 01:53:56,000 Ned Braden is starting to take off articles of his uniform! 1492 01:54:04,400 --> 01:54:06,900 (� "The Stripper") 1493 01:55:38,800 --> 01:55:40,300 Way to go, Ned. Way to go. 1494 01:55:40,400 --> 01:55:44,900 I don't want any youngsters to get the idea that this is the way to play hockey. 1495 01:55:49,700 --> 01:55:51,900 Stop that! That's disgusting! 1496 01:55:56,500 --> 01:55:59,100 - I protest! - Protest? Protest what? 1497 01:55:59,200 --> 01:56:04,300 I'm glad Mrs Carr isn't here tonight, because this is a lascivious display! 1498 01:56:07,100 --> 01:56:09,600 Take it off! 1499 01:56:10,300 --> 01:56:13,100 - Make him stop or we go! - Get your paws off me, Scarface! 1500 01:56:13,200 --> 01:56:16,000 Stop him! This is a serious game, not a freak show! 1501 01:56:16,100 --> 01:56:20,800 What do you mean, a serious game? What are you talking about? This is hockey! 1502 01:56:21,600 --> 01:56:25,300 - You're afraid of these goons, aren't you? - Watch out, punk! 1503 01:56:27,100 --> 01:56:31,000 - Get that pervert off the ice! - Hands off me, or you forfeit the game. 1504 01:56:31,200 --> 01:56:33,100 Forfeit, my ass! Look at that! 1505 01:56:35,700 --> 01:56:38,200 All right. That's it. That's the game. 1506 01:56:38,300 --> 01:56:42,300 - You lose. - What are you talking about, lose? 1507 01:56:42,300 --> 01:56:46,900 All right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on, pick up your trophy. 1508 01:56:51,800 --> 01:56:53,700 Here ya go, ya bum. 1509 01:57:02,600 --> 01:57:06,700 The Chiefs have won the championship of the Federal League! 1510 01:57:07,000 --> 01:57:09,100 He's gonna catch his death out there. 1511 01:57:31,400 --> 01:57:33,200 I said some bad things about the boy, 1512 01:57:33,300 --> 01:57:36,800 but we can explain that to the exuberance and excitement of youth, 1513 01:57:36,900 --> 01:57:39,800 because he's certainly changed his ways now. 1514 01:57:43,400 --> 01:57:45,400 My boy! 1515 01:57:54,600 --> 01:57:56,500 (� "Yankee Doodle") 1516 01:58:14,400 --> 01:58:17,800 - Hi, Francine! - Francine! 1517 01:58:19,100 --> 01:58:21,600 Come on, honey! You got all the room in the world. 1518 01:58:21,700 --> 01:58:23,900 You ain't gonna hit anything. Come on! 1519 01:58:27,700 --> 01:58:31,000 - I got good news! - Honey, I'm paying by the hour for this. 1520 01:58:31,100 --> 01:58:34,300 The Minnesota Night Hawks. I'm coaching. The Big Apple! 1521 01:58:34,500 --> 01:58:40,000 - Somebody's pulling a practical joke. - No! I got a contract back there in the car. 1522 01:58:40,000 --> 01:58:43,500 Hey, the Chiefs are history, but the minute I get up to Minnesota, 1523 01:58:43,700 --> 01:58:46,000 I'm gonna bring my guys up there. 1524 01:58:46,000 --> 01:58:51,300 I mean, we're a solid act, honey. We're starting out with something big. 1525 01:58:51,300 --> 01:58:53,300 - Oh, Jesus! - What? 1526 01:58:54,400 --> 01:58:56,900 You don't have my number. 1527 01:58:57,000 --> 01:59:00,300 If you wanna get in touch with me, just do it through the team. 1528 01:59:00,400 --> 01:59:03,100 The Minnesota Night Hawks, remember? OK? 1529 01:59:03,200 --> 01:59:05,700 You could need some money or something, or... 1530 01:59:05,800 --> 01:59:09,600 Well, maybe things just won't work out the way you expect. 1531 01:59:09,700 --> 01:59:12,600 Jeez, we got a lot of years between us, Francine. 1532 01:59:12,700 --> 01:59:14,600 - Some hard miles, you know? - I know. 1533 01:59:14,700 --> 01:59:18,400 - (carhorn) - Oh, shut up, you goddamn meathead! 1534 01:59:18,500 --> 01:59:21,000 - Honey, I gotta go. - You gotta go. 1535 01:59:21,100 --> 01:59:25,300 Listen, if things don't work out, you can get in touch with me in Minneapolis. 1536 01:59:25,300 --> 01:59:28,600 - Bye, Reggie. - I could make a goddamn fortune. 1537 01:59:40,500 --> 01:59:42,400 (carhorns) 1538 01:59:51,400 --> 01:59:54,400 - Is she comin' to Minnesota? - For sure! 1539 02:01:24,800 --> 02:01:28,700 (� � "Right Back Where We Started From" by Maxine Nightingale) 1540 02:01:36,600 --> 02:01:40,300 � Ooh, and it's all right, and it's comin' on 1541 02:01:40,400 --> 02:01:44,000 � We gotta get right back to where we started from 1542 02:01:44,100 --> 02:01:46,800 � Love is good, love can be strong 1543 02:01:46,800 --> 02:01:50,500 � We gotta get right back to where we started from 1544 02:01:57,400 --> 02:02:00,900 - � Do you remember the day - � That sunny day 1545 02:02:00,900 --> 02:02:02,900 � When you first came my way? 1546 02:02:04,200 --> 02:02:08,000 � I said no one could take yourplace 1547 02:02:10,500 --> 02:02:13,600 - � And if you get hurt - � if you get hurt 1548 02:02:13,700 --> 02:02:16,100 � By the little things I say 1549 02:02:17,000 --> 02:02:21,700 � I can put that smile back on your face 1550 02:02:22,300 --> 02:02:25,700 � Ooh, and it's all right, and it's comin' on 1551 02:02:25,800 --> 02:02:29,500 � We gotta get right back to where we started from 1552 02:02:29,600 --> 02:02:32,200 � Love is good, love can be strong 1553 02:02:32,300 --> 02:02:35,600 � We gotta get right back to where we started from 1554 02:02:35,700 --> 02:02:38,600 � All right, and it's comin' on 1555 02:02:38,700 --> 02:02:42,400 � We gotta get right back to where we started from 1556 02:02:42,500 --> 02:02:45,200 � Love is good, love can be strong 1557 02:02:45,200 --> 02:02:48,700 � We gotta get right back to where we started from