1 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:41,100 Attention, boils and ghouls, 2 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:45,100 it's time for Dr. Wolfenstein's 3 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,100 "Creature Feature Show." 4 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:49,600 Ah-hhh. 5 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,200 The doctor is in. 6 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:54,800 Don't scream. Don't move. 7 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:57,900 Stay tuned for Channel 68's 8 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,400 Halloween Eve movie marathon. 9 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:05,200 I'm your host, your ghost host 10 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:08,900 with the most, Dr. Wolfenstein. 11 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,100 I will be with you 12 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,600 until the end. 13 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:23,600 Howdy folks. Black Blood. 14 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,700 Violence. Freaks of Nature. 15 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:27,700 Come on down to Captain Spaulding's 16 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,700 Museum of Monsters and Madmen. 17 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,700 See the Alligator Boy. 18 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:34,500 Ride my famous Murder Ride. 19 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,000 Most of all, don't forget to take home 20 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:40,300 some of my tasty fried chicken. 21 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,800 It just tastes so damn good. 22 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,900 ...with a meat cleaver. 23 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:10,900 See it, hear it, and actually feel it. 24 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:17,200 Coming after you to rip your flesh apart. 25 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:21,400 Unbelievable but true. 26 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:27,400 See it, hear it, and actually feel it. 27 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:45,400 Shit, I can't do nothin' with this. I can't get rid of this. 28 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:48,000 It ain't worth nothin', my name's all over it. 29 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:50,100 I was fixing it to trade it to Jackie Cobb. 30 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,700 That retard that hangs out at Molly's Fruit Stand? 31 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,800 - Yeah. - For the life of me 32 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,900 I cannot understand why you hang out with that asshole. 33 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,800 He's one horny retard. 34 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:02,300 Well, ain't they all? All they wanna do is eat and fuck. 35 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,400 If you knew him, you might understand his urges. 36 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:08,200 Worse than a rabid-ass baboon. 37 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:12,000 You know what his favorite thing is next to whacking his weasel? 38 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 He takes a sharpened pencil 39 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:16,200 and sticks it in his eyeball and twists it. 40 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:18,200 - What? - He doesn't hurt himself though, 41 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:21,100 he kind of twists it right next to his eyeball. 42 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,800 He'd been putting that pencil someplace other than his eyeball. 43 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:28,300 He don't do nothin' like that. Although, once he got caught 44 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,600 with a "Planet of the Apes" doll stuck up his asshole. 45 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,000 Goddamn. 46 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:37,100 They had to take him to the hospital. 47 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:40,100 Kid had Dr. Zaius stuck halfway up his butt. 48 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:41,300 Couldn't get it out. 49 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,800 - Did you fix the toilet? - Yes, I did, 50 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:59,300 and I don't want you stuffing any goddamn paper towels down there. 51 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,800 I had to snake the shit out that thing. 52 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,100 Here you go. 53 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,200 You bust that crapper and I'm gonna bust your ass. 54 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,800 I hear ya. 55 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,300 Mary, fucking Moses, ya'll get the fuck outta here. 56 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,100 Hold it, clowney. Keep your paws where I can see them. 57 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,700 Don't move. I'll blast a hole the size of 58 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:39,500 a Kansas City watermelon through your ugly ass, Bozo face. 59 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,700 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 60 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,500 Go grab that other asshole out of the shitter 61 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:46,000 - and drag his ass back in here. - Right. 62 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:51,700 You miserable motherfu... I ought to jump over this counter 63 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,700 and bash your fucking balls in. 64 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,400 All right, Tippy, hand over the cash box 65 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:59,500 and I might leave your brains inside your skull. 66 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,900 I'll tell you what, Ski King, 67 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,500 why don't you just take your mama home some chicken 68 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:07,400 and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in ya ass! 69 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,400 I don't like chicken! 70 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,200 And I hate clowns! 71 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,600 Put that shit down. Put it down! 72 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:26,700 That is it! 73 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:30,200 I'm gonna count to 10 and you're gonna hand over all the cash, 74 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:32,400 or I'm gonna splatter your grease-paint mug 75 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,200 across the state line. 76 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:36,400 - One... - Fuck yo mama. 77 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,400 - Two... - Fuck yo sister. 78 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,100 What are we gonna do? 79 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,000 I know you, you work at the hardware store, right? 80 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,100 - Richard Wick, right? - Shut your trap. 81 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,200 Quiet down, both of you! 82 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,200 - Three... - Fuck yo grandma. 83 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:50,400 I remember now. All the guys made fun of you. 84 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,300 - Called you Little Dick Wick. - Shut up! 85 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:59,200 Stop singing, I hate that song. 86 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:01,700 Put your fucking mask back on. 87 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:05,400 Fuck it! 88 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,800 Most of all, fuck you! 89 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:36,200 Goddamn motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit. 90 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,000 How many want to touch this afternoon? 91 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:38,100 Raise your hand if you want God to touch you. 92 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:42,800 I'm gonna pray that God will give you a divine touch... 93 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,400 ...the US Department of Agriculture 94 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,600 is checking whether state meat and poultry inspectors 95 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:51,600 are good enough to allow the product to go on sale nationally. 96 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,100 The USDA has said... 97 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,300 Man, some of these Manson chicks are really hot. 98 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,700 Shit, how are we almost out of gas? 99 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:00,200 And this squeaky, right here, now that's a girl you would date. 100 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:03,700 - Jerry, how much did you put in? - I don't know? Two, three bucks. 101 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,900 Two, three bucks? I told you to fill... 102 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,600 - Bill, feel me, am I made of money? - Get off. Jesus Christ, Jerry. 103 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:12,900 Don't panic yourself there way too much, caffeine guy. 104 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 I wouldn't be drinking so much coffee 105 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:17,000 if you did your share of the driving. 106 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,900 - You know I don't have nightvision. - Oh, not this again. 107 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,100 Seriously, I can't even make out the lines in the road. 108 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,100 If you wanna pull the car over, I'll be more than happy 109 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,800 to kill us out in the middle of nowhere. 110 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:27,700 Besides, there's a billboard right there. 111 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,800 Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. 112 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,900 - Awesome, great! - Fried chicken and gasoline. 113 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,400 Next exit, there you go, problem solved 114 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:37,700 and we didn't have to freak out. It was a real big deal. 115 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:40,000 Dick. 116 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,900 All right. 117 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,400 I'll pump the gas. Go inside and see if it's worth checking out. 118 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:52,100 Okay, Mr. Cranky. 119 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:56,900 Holy... crap! 120 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,100 You gotta see this place. It's boss. 121 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,200 - How boss? - Really fucking boss. 122 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,400 Like, wake up the chicks and break out the camera boss? 123 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:04,900 Hell, yeah. 124 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:14,000 Wakey, wakey! Eggs and bacon. 125 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:16,000 Hey, sweetie, come on. 126 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:18,100 Grab Mary and get your stuff and come on inside. 127 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:21,000 Bill and I found a kick-ass place. Come on, move, move! 128 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,500 Let's go. 129 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,000 Come on, Sleeping Beauty, it's time to go to work. 130 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,200 What's in that case over there? 131 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:47,700 Hairless monkey. 132 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,700 Did you see the crocodile boy? 133 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:53,100 How'd you like to find that in your pants? 134 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:58,700 - Excuse me, sir? Howdy. - Hi. 135 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,700 I love this place. How long have you been running this place? 136 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:05,000 Well, uhm... How long's a piece of string? 137 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,700 I don't know. 138 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,800 Too goddamn long, that's how long. 139 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,500 Too goddamn long, that's right. 140 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,300 Right, I hear that, but how long, actually? 141 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,600 Oh, shit, I don't know exactly. 142 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:23,600 I took over for my pa, right after the Duke damned Oscar. 143 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,900 - Oh, you mean John Wayne. - Hell, son. 144 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,100 How many dukes do you know about? 145 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,700 - Greatest American ever lived. - Look at that. 146 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,400 "Circle up the wagons, pilgrims." 147 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,400 "Whatever you say, cowboy." 148 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:39,400 I'm not that much of a Western fan. 149 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,200 I like science-fiction. 150 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,200 Ah-hhh. Space boy. 151 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:47,500 - I figured as much. 152 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,500 Let me ask you something. 153 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,900 How come you're asking so many jackassy questions? 154 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 My friends and I, we're driving across country 155 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,500 writing this book on off-beat roadside attractions, 156 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,400 the crazy shit you see when you're driving across the country. 157 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,500 I don't drive cross country. 158 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,600 But if you did. 159 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,900 But I don't. 160 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:12,100 Yeah, but supposing for a second that you did. 161 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,100 You little dickens, you. 162 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,300 I know what your problem is. 163 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,100 What's that? 164 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,200 Ya'll think us folks from the country's funny-like, don't you? 165 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,400 - Jerry... - Well, saddle up the mule, ma. 166 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,800 Slide me some grits, I's got to get me some education. 167 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:32,300 - Jerry... - You asshole. 168 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,900 No, I'm really very interested, I'm not trying to make fun. 169 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,800 Gotcha! 170 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:43,000 You are such a bad clown. 171 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,800 Oh, fuck me, Side Sally, 172 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:48,000 who the hell'd wanna read about all this horseshit anyway? 173 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,500 You'd be surprised. 174 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,100 Son, look around. 175 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,300 Would I be surprised? 176 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,400 Finally. Great, great. Come on, we paid for the tickets. 177 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,500 - Let's go, let's go, let's go. - What tickets? 178 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,700 This isn't everything. There is actually a murder ride. 179 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,600 A murder ride? I don't want to go on a murder ride. 180 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,500 - Yes, you do wanna go on a... - No, I don't. 181 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,300 Hey, how about if we skip the murder ride? 182 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,100 Hey, how about if we go? 183 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,400 Anytime this year, people. Tour is about to begin. 184 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,800 Okay, we'll see you inside the murder ride, we'll be back. Bye. 185 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,600 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 186 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,200 children of all ages, 187 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:30,500 you are about to enter the world of darkness, 188 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,800 a world where life and death are meaningless, 189 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,900 and pain is God. 190 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,600 - Pain! - Billy, let's go. 191 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:43,700 - Quit that, sport. - Sorry, Captain Spaulding. 192 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:48,900 We gonna have a good time now. 193 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:51,100 On your right, you will see 194 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:56,000 the infamous Albert... Fish. 195 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,600 Masochist, sadist, 196 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,600 child killer and most importantly, 197 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,200 cannibal. 198 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:09,100 Mr. Fish, born 1870 and enjoyed spankings 199 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,200 with nail-studded paddles, 200 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:14,500 stuffing needles deep into his groin. 201 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:18,300 - I have a question. How many... - Hold all questions. 202 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,900 No, no, help. 203 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,600 Lizzie fucking Borden. 204 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:34,700 Now, one of our most famous crazies, 205 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:38,600 the psycho of Plainsfield, Mr. Ed Gein. 206 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,400 Murderer, cannibal, 207 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,700 Mr. Gein used to take great pleasure 208 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:47,100 of playing with dead bodies of women, 209 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:51,000 especially, their sexual organs. 210 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,900 Now, one of our local heroes, 211 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,600 S. Quentin Quale, 212 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:16,900 aka Dr. Satan. 213 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,900 Oh shit! 214 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:24,100 Murderer, torturer, but most of all, master surgeon. 215 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,100 Mr. Quail was an intern 216 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,300 at Willows County Mental Hospital, 217 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,300 nicknamed Weeping Willows 218 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,400 for the neverending cries of pain. 219 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,700 Through primitive brain surgery... 220 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,800 - Jerry, stop it. - Mr. Quail believed 221 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,800 that he could create a race of superhumans 222 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,400 from the mentally ill. 223 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,800 Vigilante justice prevailed. 224 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,800 They took his ass out and hung him. 225 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,800 And that infamous hanging tree 226 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:54,000 is no more than a stone's throw away 227 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,400 from where y'alls' ass is now seated. 228 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,500 But the next day 229 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:03,700 his body was found to be missing. 230 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,700 Until today 231 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,400 no trace of Dr. Satan 232 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,500 has ever been discovered. 233 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,300 But then, who knows? 234 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:20,300 Maybe he lives next door to you. 235 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,700 Tour's over. Exit through the doors. 236 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,400 That was so bad-ass. 237 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,800 Dr. Satan. Ah-hhh, Dr. Satan. 238 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:39,000 Maybe he lives next door to you. 239 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,600 Calm down, it was all right. 240 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,600 Do you think maybe we could go now? 241 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:47,000 I'm gonna go call my dad. I'll be right back. 242 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:50,100 I love you. 243 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,600 What do you mean, it was all right? 244 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,000 It was cool, but it wasn't that great. 245 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,900 Dude, you don't have to play it down in front of your chick. 246 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,900 - Oh. - Thank you. 247 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,400 - Don't move a muscle, an artery, 248 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,200 Or a vein. 249 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,300 - Hello? - Hey, Dad. 250 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,800 - Wow, Denise. - We stopped for gas 251 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:23,700 at this place called Captain Spaulding's, 252 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,800 somewhere outside of Ruggsville. 253 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,800 It turned into this whole big thing, so we're behind schedule. 254 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,100 Don't be too late. 255 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:36,000 I forgot to tell you that Halloween falls on a school night 256 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,900 so they're trick-or-treating tonight. 257 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,400 Your left hand shows your past; 258 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,900 your right hand shows your future. 259 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,300 Good evening. I'm Lance Brockwell 260 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,900 and this is the 7:00 news. And our top story tonight, 261 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,700 investigators still have no leads to the strange disappearance 262 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,600 of the five cheerleaders from Ruggsville High School. 263 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,600 Cindy Thompson, Karen Murphy, 264 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,900 Allison Cole, Valarie Green, and Dawn Baker 265 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,800 were last seen four days ago leaving a football game. 266 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,900 I know it seems stupid, but I really wanna see this tree. 267 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,400 Do yourself a favor, son, just forget about it. 268 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,100 Oh, come on, I live for this shit. 269 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:20,800 Okay, all right, I'll draw you a damn map. 270 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,800 - Thank you. - I still say it's a waste of time. 271 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:27,100 You are here. Go straight up this road. 272 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,400 Make the first right. First left. 273 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,500 Come straight across and down. 274 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,500 Can't find it? Tough. 275 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,400 - Here's your map. - Right on. 276 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,400 - Here's your complimentary chicken. - Oh, wow. 277 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,700 Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. 278 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,800 You're gonna get a great write-up for this. 279 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:57,600 Here's an idea, let's just skip it. It's probably nothing anyway. 280 00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:01,000 Christ, Jerry, Bill is right, we can't see anything. 281 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,200 What's that? 282 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:05,900 Hitchhiker. 283 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000 - What? Should we stop? - We can't leave her in the rain. 284 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,700 Stick her in the front if you wanna pick her up so bad. 285 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,400 So, uh, 286 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,300 - where ya headed? - I was just going home. 287 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,900 - Home, where's that? - A couple miles up the road. 288 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,600 - So, you live around here? - Yeah. 289 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,700 Do you know where this Dr. Satan tree's at? 290 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,300 Yeah. You know where that's at? It's right by my house. 291 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,300 - I can show you. - Really? 292 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:35,000 - So, it is a real thing. - Fuck you. 293 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:38,400 So, a tree? Where's it at? 294 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,900 - What tree? - Okay, this is crazy. 295 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 She obviously doesn't know anything. 296 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,200 Oh, I know, I'll show you where it's at. 297 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:49,200 Whatever you need to do, you do it. 298 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,100 There is no wrong. 299 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,300 If someone needs to be killed, you kill 'em. 300 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,900 That's the way. 301 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,200 Fuck. 302 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,500 I think we blew a tire. 303 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:23,000 - Oh poop. - Oh, hell. 304 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,700 At least we got that spare. 305 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,600 You filled it up like I asked, right? 306 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,200 Yeah, yeah. 307 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,400 Okay, what if I forgot to put it back in the trunk? 308 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,500 What would plan B entail? 309 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,300 - Jesus Christ, Jerry. - Technically I did what you said. 310 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,800 Oh for fucking sake, Jerry, what're we gonna do now? 311 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:45,600 I can't rightly say if I know, me ladies. 312 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,500 Wait, I love this song. 313 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,300 Would you turn the radio off, please?! 314 00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,200 God! 315 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,100 We can walk to my house from here. 316 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:57,900 What? 317 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,000 My brother's got a tow truck. He can come get your car. 318 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,300 - I'll go, it's my fault. - Forget it, I'm going. 319 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,400 - No, Bill, l... - You guys stay here. 320 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,200 There's no sense in everyone getting drenched. 321 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:12,800 Returning to the news, local authorities still have no lead 322 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,900 in the mysterious disappearance of the five cheerleaders 323 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,700 from Ruggsville. The girls were last seen 324 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,500 leaving a cheering competition... 325 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,900 lt was loud enough to wake the dead. 326 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,400 - That's an idea. - What is? 327 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:26,400 Wouldn't it be dramatic? Supposing the people inside were dead, 328 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:30,000 all stretched out with the lights quietly burning about them. 329 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,200 I'm sure it would be very amusing. 330 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:36,100 Why you ask? Why is not the question. 331 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,900 How? 332 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,200 Now, that is a question worth examining. 333 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,800 How could I, 334 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:46,300 being born of such 335 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,500 conventional stock, 336 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,700 arrive a leader of the rebellion? 337 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,900 An escapist from a conformist world, destined to find happiness 338 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,900 only in that which cannot be explained. 339 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,300 I brought you here for a reason. 340 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,900 But unfortunately, you and your sentimental minds 341 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,600 are doing me no good. 342 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,600 My brain is frozen, 343 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,300 locked. 344 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,400 I have to break free 345 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:16,400 from this culture of mechanical reproductions 346 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,000 and the thick incrustations 347 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,800 dying on the surface. 348 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,800 Oh, Christ. 349 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,800 Fuck it. 350 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,600 These are all my dolls. 351 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,600 I used to chop their heads off and their arms 352 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,700 and stick them up on the wall. 353 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,600 The door's locked, I gotta go around. 354 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:56,500 Just wait here. 355 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,700 Jesus Christ! Don't do that. 356 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,000 You scared the shit out of me. 357 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,800 You ain't seen nothing yet. 358 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:25,700 - Is your brother ready to go? - Yeah, he already left. 359 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,200 - Come on, inside. - What? He left? 360 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,800 Come on and get toasty. 361 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,800 Don't worry about it, he's fine. 362 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,100 I just don't understand why... 363 00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:43,400 What was that? 364 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:47,900 What? I didn't hear anything. 365 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,900 Turn the radio off. 366 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,800 Now listen. 367 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,000 I still don't hear anything. 368 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:02,000 I swear to God, I heard some weird... 369 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:05,100 Turn on the headlights, see if something's out there. 370 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,400 Calm down, calm down. 371 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,300 Jesus H. Christ. 372 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,700 It's the fucking tow truck guy. 373 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,200 So, 374 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,600 you live alone here? 375 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:41,900 I mean, just you and your brother? 376 00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:44,500 Nah, there's a bunch of us around somewhere. 377 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,500 I think Otis is upstairs messing around or something. 378 00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,000 You gotta have the marshmallows. 379 00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:01,700 That's what makes it fun. 380 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,000 Yeah, I guess. 381 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:06,600 You sure do a lot of guessing. 382 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,200 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 383 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,100 Wow. 384 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,100 Look at him. 385 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,100 He must've been going pretty fast to smash through that wall. 386 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:25,700 You sure are silly for a guy with glasses. 387 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:27,900 - I like that. - Okay, hey. 388 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,200 Need those to see, thank you. 389 00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:33,300 How do I look? 390 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,400 Terrific, really. 391 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,400 Tasty. 392 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,400 Ain't the only thing tasty in this house. 393 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:01,800 Okay, okay. 394 00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:03,900 I wonder what time... 395 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:06,200 - it's getting kind of late. - Don't worry, sugar. 396 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,800 It ain't past my bedtime 397 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,900 Are you flirting with me? 398 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,600 What? Oh, no. 399 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:19,300 Great! They're back. 400 00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:21,200 Whoppie-fucking-do. 401 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,300 Excuse me? 402 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:32,400 I gotta call my dad and tell him we're gonna be late. 403 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:35,400 Can I use your phone, please? 404 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:36,400 Hello? 405 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,500 Ain't got one. 406 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,400 - Oh, hi. - Goodness. 407 00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:46,300 You really don't have a phone? 408 00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:50,400 No. 409 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,600 I once had one back in '57, 410 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,500 but... 411 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,100 I don't quite remember. There's nobody round here. 412 00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:07,700 I feel like jaw-flapping at no more. 413 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:10,900 Do you think the guy with the tow truck could drive us to a phone? 414 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,200 His name is Rufus, Rufus Jr. 415 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,500 But we all call him 416 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,500 - RJ. - Makes sense. 417 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,800 What do they call you, sweetie? 418 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,300 I am Qualsnarg of the Crab Nebula. 419 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,300 But you humans can call me Jerry. 420 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,000 Jerry. 421 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,700 Baby, go on and see how RJ's doin' with these nice folks' automobile. 422 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:47,300 Why don't you just all make yourselves to home? 423 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,700 What brings you kids way out here? 424 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,600 Haven't you got something better to do on Halloween 425 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,600 than wander around out in the sticks? 426 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,700 I thought maybe we'd take in a hoedown. 427 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:04,000 No, he's just joking. 428 00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:08,800 - You are? - I'm sorry, I'm messing with you. 429 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,900 Shut up, dude. 430 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,800 Oh, I get it. 431 00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:17,500 Y'all just think you're too good 432 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,600 for the simple pleasures of Halloween. 433 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:23,800 No, just a little too old. 434 00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:27,300 Oh really? I hope something changes your mind 435 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,300 someday. 436 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,200 - Mama, Tiny's home. - What about RJ? 437 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,000 He was gone before I seen him. 438 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,400 But Tiny saw him and said he said he was going down to the yard 439 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,600 to get a new wheel. 440 00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:44,000 How long is that gonna take? 441 00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:46,800 Probably be back in a couple of hours. 442 00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:49,600 A couple of hours? What? 443 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,700 Can't Tiny drive us to a phone? 444 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,500 Tiny ain't got no car, 445 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,700 he ain't even got a bicycle. 446 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:06,400 Even though I know that you think it is childish, 447 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:10,200 tonight is Halloween Eve, 448 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:11,800 and to us 449 00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:14,800 it is special. 450 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:19,300 So you are all invited to dinner. 451 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,000 I hope to Christ she don't expect us to wear these things. 452 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,700 What ever it is, just do it. 453 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,300 The more we play along the faster we'll get the hell out of here. 454 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,400 Now is not the time to make waves. Jerry. 455 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:38,000 You'll have to forgive Tiny. 456 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:40,200 He can't hear so much. 457 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,600 That poor baby. 458 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:47,600 It's his daddy's fault. 459 00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:50,500 Earl wasn't a bad man, 460 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,300 he never hit me or nothing like that. 461 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,600 One day he just up and went devil on us all. 462 00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:59,900 - What happened? - He tried to burn down the house. 463 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:03,000 He said it was possessed by the spirits. 464 00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:07,200 And Tiny was sleeping in the basement where the fire started. 465 00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:13,300 But I don't think Earl ever meant to harm us. 466 00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:17,600 Tiny was badly burnt, his ears were destroyed 467 00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:20,100 and most of his skin. 468 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,900 - Is that why he wears the mask? - Yeah. 469 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:26,600 My baby boy gets shy around new people, 470 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,600 but he'll warm up to you, 471 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,800 especially the girls. 472 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,200 He's a real lady-killer. 473 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,900 You're gonna miss a good show tonight. 474 00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:53,900 That's your tough luck. 475 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,800 I thought you kids were all about team spirit. 476 00:31:56,900 --> 00:32:00,500 You ain't done fuck-all to cheer me up since you got here. 477 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,700 Give me a B. Give me an A. 478 00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:05,200 Give me a B. Give me a Y. 479 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:08,800 What's that spell? What's that spell?! 480 00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:11,700 What's that spell?! 481 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,500 Baby. 482 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,700 You're damn right. 483 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,000 Okay now. Everybody put on your masks. 484 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:41,700 Can't very well eat our desserts with our everyday faces exposed. 485 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:43,300 Can we? 486 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,800 Gosh, kid, put it on. 487 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:51,200 She ain't gonna let any of us touch dessert 488 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:54,300 unless you're wearing this damn thing. 489 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,700 Mrs. Firefly? 490 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:03,700 Do you know anything about the legend of Dr. Satan? 491 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,800 - Here we go. - Shut up. 492 00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:13,100 I'm not much for gossip and this and that, 493 00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:15,100 - but I have heard... - I know all about 494 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,300 what you wanna know all about. 495 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,100 Otis. 496 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,300 I can't believe you decided 497 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,800 to come down and join us. 498 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:34,100 And you brought Little Wolf. 499 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,100 Oh, my baby. 500 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,100 Oh my God. 501 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:44,000 It's such a special night for me. 502 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:49,600 I don't know 503 00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:53,100 who told you your fairy fables about Dr. Satan. 504 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,500 We heard it from a Captain Spaulding 505 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,500 up the road at... 506 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,700 That old bitch hog don't know shit. 507 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,300 Tells this cute little tattle-tales to sell his junk, 508 00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:05,300 but he don't sell no Yankee boys no truth. 509 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,000 Something happened, right? It had to be based on some real incident. 510 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,800 Are you, Jimmy Olsen, cub reporter for the Daily Asshole? 511 00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:15,600 - Grampa, watch your language. - I don't think you need to know. 512 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,100 Better you leave here with your head still full 513 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,800 of kitty cats and puppy dogs. 514 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:25,800 - I really would like to know... - Hey, he'd really like to know. 515 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,700 Enlighten him. 516 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,900 I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see hell. 517 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,100 Meanwhile, you're too stupid to realize 518 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,200 you got a demon sticking out your ass 519 00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:39,300 singing, "Holy Miss Moley," 520 00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:42,200 "Got me a live one." 521 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,300 Can we change the subject, please? 522 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,800 Dinner's over. 523 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,200 Ladies and germs, 524 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,300 it's show time! 525 00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:09,500 Tell you a little story... 526 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:11,800 Eat your wife's pussy... 527 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,300 I mean jam your face in it! 528 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:19,200 ...starts licking and chomping on her pussy 529 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,500 and she's screamin' and yellin' and she just... 530 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:23,100 Ah-hhh! 531 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,700 The old battleaxe at home's liable to crush my balls! 532 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,100 Would you be quiet? 533 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,100 You're gonna wake up grandma. 534 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,400 Bravo, man. 535 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,100 Hey, hey, hey, don't be moving now, don't be moving. 536 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:46,500 We got something real special for you men out there. 537 00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:07,600 - Wow! 538 00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:59,800 - All right. 539 00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:02,000 Jerry. 540 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:08,200 - Get off him. 541 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:12,600 I said get the fuck off him, you stupid fucking whore! 542 00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:15,200 - Fucking slut! - You shouldn't have done that. 543 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,200 Oh, really? Are you gonna do something about it? 544 00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,000 - I'll do something, motherfucker. - Yeah, come on. 545 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:21,600 I'll fucking cut your tits off and shove them down your throat. 546 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:23,600 - Baby, stop! - Come on, Ma, 547 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,900 - this bitch has got it coming. - No, I told you, remember? 548 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,000 - Car's done. - Thank God. 549 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,200 I suggest that you kids leave. 550 00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:35,300 We're gone. 551 00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:39,100 Fuck you! 552 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,000 - I love you, Mama. - I know. 553 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,200 - Lock the fucking doors! - Hurry up. 554 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,200 Jesus Christ, you think she was really gonna cut you. 555 00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:57,000 Of course she was gonna cut me, she's a fucking nut. 556 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,300 I knew she was crazy from the second we picked her up. 557 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,400 Okay. That's that. 558 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:07,400 Let's get out of this fucking nuthouse. 559 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:21,600 What're you doing? Why are you stopping? 560 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:24,000 - I gotta open the gate! - For Christ's sake, hurry up! 561 00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:35,200 Oh, shit! 562 00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:56,100 Somebody help him! 563 00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:03,900 - Oh shit! - What are they doing to him? 564 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:08,700 Who's that? 565 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,700 Oh my God! 566 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,900 - Shut the fucking door! - Oh, no! 567 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,600 Somebody help us! 568 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,100 Oh my God! Get away from us! 569 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:52,100 No, please. 570 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,600 Oh my God! 571 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:55,100 No-ooo! 572 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,800 Oh my God! 573 00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:03,200 Help me! Help me! 574 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,300 Rock and roll this morning with some Led Zeppelin... 575 00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:40,200 ...kinda wild around the radio station today, 576 00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:41,700 it being a holiday. 577 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,000 It's kinda like a ghost town around here. 578 00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:47,300 It's kinda nice though, it's kinda kick back. 579 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:49,300 Maybe time to get away with stuff. 580 00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:58,500 Huston. 581 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,600 Donald Willis. 582 00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:04,400 - Don Willis, how the hell are you? - Listen, Frank, 583 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:06,800 I'm a little worried about Denise. 584 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,500 She called me last night from the road near Ruggsville, 585 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,400 a place called Spaulding's. 586 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,400 Yeah, I know the joint. 587 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:17,700 She said she'd be here about 11:00, but she never showed up. 588 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,700 I'll run a check on up there by Spaulding's 589 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,800 and see if there's any accidents, or road closings. 590 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,900 It was raining like a son of a bitch here last night. 591 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,100 They're probably just stuck in the mud someplace. 592 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:53,100 Shut your mouth! 593 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,600 I said, shut your fucking mouth! 594 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:04,000 Listen, you Malibu middleclass Barbie piece of shit, 595 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,600 I'm trying to work here! 596 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:08,400 Work! You ever work? 597 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,300 Yeah, I'll bet you have. 598 00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:13,400 Scooping ice cream to your shitheel friends on summer break. 599 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,600 I ain't talking about no goddamn white socks 600 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,700 with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. 601 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,300 I ain't readin' no funny books, Mama. 602 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:26,300 Our bodies come and go, but this blood is forever. 603 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,700 I'm gonna remove your gag, 604 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,600 but if you make so much as a fucking peep 605 00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:36,100 I'm gonna cut you like a pig 606 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,300 and make you eat your own fucking intestines. You got me? 607 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:53,700 Why are you doing this to me? 608 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,300 - Why are you doing this? - Doing what? 609 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,800 Messy up your day? 610 00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:01,400 Where's Bill? 611 00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:04,200 - Where's Bill? - Bill? 612 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,500 Is he okay? 613 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:07,900 He's a good guy. 614 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,600 He's been a great help to me. A real blessin'. 615 00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:16,400 I couldn't have asked for a better specimen. 616 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,100 You don't know 617 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,600 what kind of dry spell I've had, 618 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:24,200 total block, total block. 619 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,400 But Bill, 620 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,200 he's okay. 621 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:33,700 Where is he? 622 00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:58,700 Hi. 623 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,000 Where is he? Can I see him? 624 00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:41,500 Can I see Bill, please? 625 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:43,600 Let's go see. 626 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,500 Behold... 627 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:52,000 - Fish-boy! - Oh my God! 628 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,300 Oh my God, Bill. 629 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,700 No, no, this can't be real. This can't be real. 630 00:44:56,700 --> 00:44:59,500 This can't be real, this can't be real. 631 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,500 Oh, it's real. 632 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,000 Real as I want it to be, Mama. 633 00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:17,400 Fuck you, you fucking freak! 634 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,700 - Well... 635 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,200 Let's see if the nut that runs this place can help us. 636 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,400 Take a look at all this crap. 637 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:51,000 I'd red flag anybody running a joint like this. 638 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,500 Sweet baby Jesus. 639 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,400 Whoever's jerking off on that bell better be gone when I come out, 640 00:45:57,500 --> 00:46:00,200 or I'm gonna rip your nuts off. 641 00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:05,300 Officers, officers, what can I do for you? 642 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,700 I ain't fired up the birds yet 643 00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:08,700 if that's what you've been ring-a-ding-dinging about. 644 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,300 I need you to answer some questions about some missing kids. 645 00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:13,900 Oh, I don't know nothin' about nothin'. 646 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,600 I'm the kind of guy that just minds his own business, 647 00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:18,200 if you get what I'm saying. 648 00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:21,600 You seen this girl? Say in the last 24 hours? 649 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,700 Yeah, yeah, a cute kid. 650 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,700 Ain't my type though. 651 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,300 I like 'em with a little more meat on 'em. 652 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,600 The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'. 653 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000 Look, clown-ass, just answer the damn question. 654 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,700 We ain't interested in your love life, all right? 655 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,200 Cut the crap, Spaulding and get with the facts. 656 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,400 Huh? 657 00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:47,600 What did you see? Who was she with? 658 00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:49,600 - Where was she going? - I don't know. 659 00:46:49,700 --> 00:46:52,400 She was with some stupid kids. They's nosing around, 660 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,500 asking a bunch of stupid questions. 661 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:56,500 - Questions about what? - I don't know. 662 00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:01,200 This and that. Mostly a bunch of tired Dr. Satan bullshit. 663 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,200 They caught a gander at the display in the back 664 00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:05,700 and they figured they's gonna run out 665 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,100 and solve the great Deadwood mystery. 666 00:47:08,100 --> 00:47:09,900 And how'd they get that idea? 667 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,200 I wrote 'em a map. 668 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,400 Out to the old farm road. 669 00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,500 I figured, what the hell? It wouldn't do no harm. 670 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,300 'Sides, it's good for my tourist trade. 671 00:47:20,900 --> 00:47:23,000 You can shit 10 bricks for all I care. 672 00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:26,200 What else? 673 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,900 Nothin'. 674 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,400 Stupid-ass kids probably got themselves 675 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,600 turned around ass-backwards and got theyself lost. 676 00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:39,100 Is that all? And I want you to think real hard. 677 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,200 Well, I don't rightly know. 678 00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:48,300 They wasn't here long enough for me 679 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:50,300 to get up close and personal with 'em, 680 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,700 like I do most assholes that come wandering in here. 681 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,900 How about you write them same directions out for me then? 682 00:47:56,900 --> 00:48:00,200 All right, all right. Don't get all "True Grit" on my ass. 683 00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:02,900 You can knock yourself silly for all I care. 684 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,500 Enough talk! Write. 685 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,500 I don't know where that skunk ape sleeps. 686 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:15,700 All I know is, that he had impure relations with my wife. 687 00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:21,300 That's true, he performed lurid acts upon me and my person. 688 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,400 Hold up the picture. 689 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,300 I'm gonna kill that skunk ape. 690 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,100 Please, Tiny. Please let me go. 691 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,500 Let me go. Help me. 692 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:26,400 Please, God, please. 693 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,800 Thank you. Thank you. 694 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,700 I'm just gonna go now. 695 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,900 I'm just gonna go home. 696 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,400 I'm just gonna go home now. 697 00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:48,000 I'm just gonna go home now. 698 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,200 I'm just gonna go now. 699 00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,800 I'm just going home now. 700 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,500 Where the fuck do you think you're getting to? 701 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,500 No, no, no... 702 00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:11,500 Playtime is over. 703 00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:37,000 It matches. 704 00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:39,200 Call it in. 705 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,500 - I think we found 'em. - Yeah. 706 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,500 Hey, poopie pants. What's new? 707 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,300 Where the fuck is Bill? Where's Denise? You can't keep us here. 708 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,100 Shut up! 709 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,600 Wanna play a guessing game? 710 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,300 Guess what number I'm thinking of. 711 00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:12,400 Eat shit and die. 712 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,900 No, wait, please. Come on, stop it. What do you want from me? 713 00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:21,300 - What do you want from... - Be quiet. I don't wanna slip. 714 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,200 Okay, one more. 715 00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:31,100 You get this right, I'll let you go. 716 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,600 If you get it wrong, you are fucked! 717 00:52:34,700 --> 00:52:37,700 Who's my favorite movie star? 718 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,100 I don't know. 719 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,300 Marilyn Monroe. 720 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:47,000 No, Betty Davis. Sorry, you lose! 721 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,700 Ah-hhh! 722 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,600 Jesus, somebody had themselves a field day 723 00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:57,700 beating the shit out this thing, didn't they? 724 00:52:57,700 --> 00:53:00,000 Yeah. 725 00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:02,700 No mercy shown here. 726 00:53:02,700 --> 00:53:05,300 Didn't find any bodies, did ya? 727 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:09,500 - Not yet. - Holy Christ. 728 00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:12,800 What could these kids have done to bring this much hell down on 'em? 729 00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:15,200 - I found something. - What's that? 730 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,200 Keys. 731 00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:19,200 Don't stand there like some prize dog, Dick, open the trunk. 732 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,500 - Yes, sir. - Toss them here. 733 00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:29,300 - Oh, Goddamn. - You got something, Georgie? 734 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,700 Yeah. 735 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,300 We found something. 736 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,600 People come, people go, 737 00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:36,400 but how many ever stop to take a look 738 00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:39,700 at the underbelly of the beast? 739 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,900 I make 'em stop and I make 'em look. 740 00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:45,500 Hope you like what you see. 741 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,900 Hope you like what you see! 742 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,000 Just hold it a minute, Grandpa. 743 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,700 At a time like this, you're taking pictures? 744 00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,800 I just couldn't help it. 745 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:59,300 You look so natural sitting in that box. 746 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:04,000 Put me behind the wheel of that bitch, I'll show you drivin'. 747 00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:08,900 You useless fuck. You couldn't even get your big ass in that seat. 748 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,100 You ungrateful... 749 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,000 Don't start with me, Hugo. 750 00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:22,200 Get off the damn car, this ain't your living room. 751 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,600 Goddamn grease monkey. 752 00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:30,000 You sure this guy is supposed to ride with us... in this car? 753 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:31,500 Mm-hmm. 754 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000 This doesn't seem right to me. 755 00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:39,800 It ain't up to us, Chief said pick him up and take him with us. 756 00:54:39,900 --> 00:54:42,200 Guy's an ex-cop, figures he can be of some help. 757 00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:45,200 I just hope he doesn't get in my way, is all I'm sayin'. 758 00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:54,300 This must be him. 759 00:54:56,900 --> 00:54:59,200 - Mr. Willis? - Yes, sir. 760 00:54:59,300 --> 00:55:01,900 - I'm Wydell, this is Nash. - How you doin', sir? 761 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,900 Donald Willis. Any leads? 762 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,200 We were on our way out to check on a couple of farms 763 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:08,700 out on the edge of town. 764 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,600 That's about our only lead up to this point. 765 00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:12,800 What about this body you found? 766 00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:14,900 You know about that? 767 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,100 Local girl. Karen Murphy. 768 00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,100 One of the cheerleaders that went missing last week. 769 00:55:20,100 --> 00:55:21,100 That's it? 770 00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:23,100 We know the kids were on their way out 771 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,900 to a place the locals call Deadwood. 772 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,800 They wanted to play Nancy Drew with this local legend 773 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,400 people call Dr. Satan. 774 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:31,800 - This is insane. - Don't you worry about it. 775 00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:33,500 We'll find her, all right? 776 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,000 My name is Lewis Dover 777 00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:43,800 and I'm no rich man, but I know the truth. 778 00:55:43,900 --> 00:55:45,800 You don't have to go to hell. 779 00:55:45,900 --> 00:55:48,500 You're in hell... this is hell. 780 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:51,000 This is hell. This is hell. 781 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,700 I'm gonna see if anybody's home. You and Mr. Willis 782 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,300 check around, see if you see anything. 783 00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:36,600 Come with me. 784 00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,900 I hate fucked up families! 785 00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:50,200 - It's just a dip. - Otis! 786 00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:53,200 Otis, come quick. There's cops out there. 787 00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:55,300 - What? Damn! - How many? 788 00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:58,400 - Don't worry about it. - I don't know. I only saw one. 789 00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:01,200 Fucking pigs always travel in packs. 790 00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:03,300 - Take this. - What should I do? 791 00:57:03,300 --> 00:57:05,700 Go downstairs and play nice. 792 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,600 I'll go round back and take control like I always fucking do. 793 00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:15,900 Goddamn. 794 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,800 These packrats throw anything away? 795 00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:22,200 - I don't think so. - Hold this thing. 796 00:57:22,300 --> 00:57:26,200 Hello? Hello? 797 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,500 You'd think these son of bitches would have a yard sale, don't you? 798 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:34,900 Yeah. 799 00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:39,200 Hello? 800 00:57:39,300 --> 00:57:41,600 Oh my God! 801 00:57:41,700 --> 00:57:44,500 - Oh my God! - Calm down, Barney! 802 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,500 Don't even start with that "Mayberry" shit. 803 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:47,600 It's only a dog. 804 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,500 I was bit by a cocker spaniel when I was eight years old. 805 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,100 - Hello, Officer. - Good afternoon, ma'am. 806 00:57:54,100 --> 00:57:56,400 I'm Lieutenant Wydell. I'd like to ask you a few questions. 807 00:57:56,500 --> 00:58:00,600 Why, heck, I'll tell you anything you wanna know. 808 00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:02,700 I appreciate the cooperation, ma'am. 809 00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:04,100 I'm looking for a missing girl. 810 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,400 I'm serious. It was a big cocker spaniel... big teeth. 811 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:10,100 It was my ex-girlfriend's. Almost bit off my pinky toe. 812 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,100 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 813 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,200 Shh, you hear that? 814 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,200 Yeah. 815 00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:17,400 Yeah, I hear it. Where do you think it's coming from? 816 00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:19,900 Out this way. 817 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,700 All right, hold on, hold on one second here. 818 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,400 Hey, hey! 819 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:26,400 Sheriff's Department, open up. 820 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:29,700 - No, I ain't seen her, sorry. - Ma'am... 821 00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:31,600 If I could just come in for a minute. 822 00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:34,300 I have some other pictures I'd like you to look at. 823 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,700 It might stir something up. 824 00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:38,700 No. I don't think so. 825 00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,400 Ma'am. 826 00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:42,600 It'll only take a minute. 827 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,900 Oh, all right. 828 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,900 I guess I can trust you, 829 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,800 being a man of the law. 830 00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:56,300 Yes, ma'am. 831 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,700 Thank you, ma'am. 832 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,700 Oh, this one looks familiar. Is he on the TV? 833 00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,500 No, ma'am, I don't believe he is. 834 00:59:36,100 --> 00:59:37,200 - Wydell? - Excuse me, ma'am. 835 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:40,000 - Wydell, over! Wydell, over! - Wydell, over. 836 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,500 Let me take a guess here. Y'all havin' a Halloween Party. 837 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,500 What makes you think that, big boy? 838 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:21,300 You sure are buying a whole mess of holy water for two people. 839 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:24,200 We like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit. 840 01:02:24,300 --> 01:02:27,200 - You know what I mean? - I like to get fucked up too. 841 01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:30,400 - Do some fucked up shit. - Yeah, I bet you do. 842 01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:33,500 How much we owe ya, goober? 843 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:37,200 Actually it's G. Ober, for Gerry Ober, 844 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:40,700 but the new guy, Romald in the back, he drew in that other O 845 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,300 and made Goober. Fucking asshole. 846 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,900 Great story, Goober. How much we owe ya? 847 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,900 The damage is quite severe. 848 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,000 - $185. - That ain't gonna break my bank. 849 01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,500 Here, keep the change and go get yourself a new name, Goober. 850 01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,200 Holy dog, I will, thank you. 851 01:02:59,300 --> 01:03:04,000 You all drive safe. Thanks for comin' in to Red Hot Pussy Liquor. 852 01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:34,400 Where's Otis? Where's Otis? 853 01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:36,700 He's comin'. He's got something real special this year. 854 01:03:36,700 --> 01:03:39,200 Otis, Otis, Otis... 855 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:15,200 I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. 856 01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:17,200 Now tell me, 857 01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:19,300 who's your daddy? 858 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,400 I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy. 859 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:27,300 Who's your daddy?! 860 01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:34,300 I'm the one who beats you when you're bad. 861 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:38,100 - Who's your Daddy?! - Who's your Daddy?! 862 01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,900 Come on, sweetie, give the old man some sugar. 863 01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:55,100 Daddy, Daddy. 864 01:04:58,100 --> 01:05:00,300 And I'm the one who loves ya 865 01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:01,900 when you're fucking dead. 866 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:06,400 Who's your Daddy?! Who's your Daddy?! 867 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:09,100 Well, I say my little darlings. 868 01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:13,000 Maybe it ain't a good idea to be prancing around 869 01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:14,700 where you don't belong. 870 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:19,100 And you, the great rusher of fools, 871 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,000 what was it that you were after? 872 01:05:21,100 --> 01:05:24,500 Come on, speak to me, boy. I remember now. 873 01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:26,200 Dr. Satan. 874 01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:29,200 Goddamn it, everybody got to know about Dr. Satan. 875 01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:31,800 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna do you a favor. 876 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,900 I'm gonna let you meet the old bastard. 877 01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:37,900 It's all true. 878 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,600 The bogeyman is real and you found him. 879 01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:45,000 And you found him... 880 01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:49,600 Hey, happy boy, step your ass up here. 881 01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:53,600 Take his gag out. It's more fun with the screaming. 882 01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:57,900 I like that too. That screaming is much more exciting that way. 883 01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:03,600 Please don't kill us, please don't kill us. 884 01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:05,700 Please don't kill us... nah... please don't kill us. 885 01:07:05,700 --> 01:07:09,000 Shut your mouth and get your shit in the box. 886 01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:14,600 - Get in now. - Wait, wait, wait... 887 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,800 I wanna say goodbye. 888 01:07:27,100 --> 01:07:28,700 Goodbye, sweetie. 889 01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:31,600 We could've been great. 890 01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:33,800 Just let us go, I swear to God we won't tell anyone. 891 01:07:33,900 --> 01:07:38,300 - I swear... - Honey, you know I can't do that. 892 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:42,100 I swear to God, we won't tell. I swear to God. 893 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,000 Ain't we just having a fucking hoot? 894 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,100 Get your fucking ass up, boy. 895 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,200 Come on, we aint' got all night. 896 01:07:49,300 --> 01:07:51,700 Where does she think she's gonna run to? 897 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:55,200 - She gonna run all the way home? - No, let me get her. 898 01:07:55,300 --> 01:07:56,700 All right, go get her. 899 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,900 Huntin' humans, ain't nothin' but nothin'. 900 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,500 They all run like scared little rabbits. 901 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:10,300 Run, rabbit, run. 902 01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:12,900 Run, rabbit. 903 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,500 Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. 904 01:08:17,900 --> 01:08:19,500 Run, rabbit, run! 905 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:22,000 Run, rabbit! 906 01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,700 There once was a woman 907 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:33,000 who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden. 908 01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:36,800 Along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages. 909 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:40,700 The woman said, "Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit." 910 01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,000 Mary. 911 01:08:43,100 --> 01:08:46,000 Told you. I'm gonna get you. 912 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,100 Mary. 913 01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:49,700 Mary... 914 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:53,600 I'm gonna get you. I'm coming to get you. 915 01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:27,400 "Shoo, shoo," said the maiden. 916 01:09:32,100 --> 01:09:34,600 "Come, maiden," said the rabbit. 917 01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:38,800 "Sit on my tail and go with me to my rabbit hutch." 918 01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:51,100 No-ooo, no! 919 01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:55,200 No hanky-panky. Rufus, put the lid on. 920 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,300 No-ooo! 921 01:09:58,700 --> 01:10:01,000 No-ooo! 922 01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,200 Oh, no! 923 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,100 No! 924 01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:26,000 No, no, no! 925 01:10:26,100 --> 01:10:28,800 Stop! No! 926 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:42,200 No! 927 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:52,300 No-ooo! 928 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:57,300 No, no-ooo! 929 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:24,700 Bury me in a nameless grave. 930 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:37,800 Bury me in a nameless grave. 931 01:11:37,900 --> 01:11:41,700 Jerry, wake up, wake... 932 01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:43,400 Jerry, wake up, wake up, wake up. 933 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:52,400 Bury me in a nameless grave. 934 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:06,200 Bury me in a nameless grave. 935 01:12:10,100 --> 01:12:12,600 Oh my God! 936 01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:29,600 - No-ooo! - Jerry! 937 01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:32,700 No, Jerry! 938 01:12:49,900 --> 01:12:53,400 Please! Help! 939 01:12:57,900 --> 01:13:00,200 Help me! 940 01:13:00,900 --> 01:13:03,500 I can't see anything! 941 01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:07,800 Jerry? Is that you? 942 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:14,300 Jerry? 943 01:13:14,300 --> 01:13:18,600 Jerry? Thank God. 944 01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:35,700 Please help me. 945 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:01,600 God! 946 01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:10,100 Jerry? 947 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:16,200 Oh, God, no, no, no... 948 01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:18,000 No! 949 01:17:31,700 --> 01:17:33,300 No-ooo! 950 01:17:33,300 --> 01:17:35,700 No! 951 01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:38,100 God, no, no. 952 01:17:38,100 --> 01:17:39,800 No, no! 953 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:44,700 No-ooo! 954 01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,200 Go away! 955 01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:29,900 Go away! 956 01:23:47,300 --> 01:23:50,400 Sweet baby Jesus, girl. What the hell happened to you? 957 01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:53,300 I got away. 958 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:57,800 I recognize you. 959 01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:00,500 There's a whole bunch of people been looking for your ass. 960 01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:04,000 - I gotta get to a doctor. - All right, all right. 961 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:06,000 Just sit back and relax. 962 01:24:06,100 --> 01:24:08,300 I'll get you to a doctor. 963 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:14,000 Come on... that's it, that's it. 964 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,600 I'll get you there, yeah, yeah. 965 01:25:01,100 --> 01:25:03,200 Oh, yeah! 966 01:28:52,900 --> 01:28:57,900 Tex Fix Bj�rn