1 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:55,556 This is the Earth at a time when the dinosaurs roamed... 2 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:59,549 a lush and fertile planet. 3 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:09,559 A piece of rock just six miles wide changed all that. 4 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:23,573 It hit with the force of 10,000 nuclear weapons. 5 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:30,591 A trillion tons of dirt and rock hurtled into the atmosphere... 6 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,594 creating a suffocating blanket of dust... 7 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:36,597 the sun was powerless to penetrate... 8 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:40,590 for a thousand years. 9 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:50,611 It happened before. 10 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:53,614 It will happen again. 11 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:57,607 It's just a question of when. 12 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:16,637 Engineering director... Engineering... 13 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:20,630 - Say again, Rudy. - Houston, affirmative. 14 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,644 I'm gonna try again. 15 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,647 This time why don't we put in a hold at nine. Cancel the pending resume. 16 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:30,651 Almost got it. 17 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:34,655 - Dennis, I'm almost there. - Houston, Pete's looking real strong. 18 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:38,659 Okay, Pete. We got that coupling on the board here now. 19 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:41,662 We'll give you the go-ahead from down here when it's in alignment. 20 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:45,655 Sounds good. Give me ten seconds. 21 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,669 His heart rate's racing. 22 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,671 - Hey, Pete. It's Truman. - Hey. 23 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,673 - How you doing up there, Hoss? - Pretty good. 24 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,676 Now, listen, Pete. We got an eye on your meds here. 25 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,679 I'll give you a buffalo nickel if you'll calm down just a little bit. 26 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,682 - Can you do that for me? - Whatever you say. 27 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:05,675 Okay, uh, now we got plenty of time, buddy, so don't you worry. 28 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:10,680 - Atlantis... - Okay. Looking good here. 29 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,694 - He's got it. - He'll be all right. - Go ahead,Atlantis. 30 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:17,687 Roger that, Houston. Suggest we start reeling Pete in. 31 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,710 - The system's down. - No. 32 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:33,703 - What the hell is that? - My Lord. 33 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:41,722 We're down. 34 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:45,726 Houston! 35 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:49,719 - We've lost all contact. - What happened? 36 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:54,724 Stewart, play that tape back! 37 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:02,743 Houston! 38 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:03,744 Multiple bogies! Multiple bogies! 39 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:07,748 Sector five, niner. I have three. Now five. Unidentified tracts. 40 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:08,749 - My screen's full. 41 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,752 - Multiple tracts headed towards the Atlantic seaboard. 42 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:15,745 This could be a surprise missile attack. 43 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,762 Mr. President, the shuttle Atlantis just exploded in space. 44 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,764 Okay, I want three groups! 45 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,767 One: internal malfunction. 46 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,769 Get the log tape. Start working back. Maybe it's a glitch. 47 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,771 Two: I want NORAD Space Command and the 48 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:34,775 50th Tactical comparing all the space junk you track in every orbit. 49 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,777 I want you to check, recheck and then do it all over again. 50 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,780 Number three: wild cards, anything and everything. 51 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,782 All right? Now, big Ross, I want you to get on the telephone. 52 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,784 - Wake up 11,000 people. 53 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:44,785 - Right. - Walt, get'em going. 54 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,787 - Let's go! - Karl! 55 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:50,780 Karl! Karl! 56 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:55,785 Karl! Your Stouffer's pot pie's been on the table almost ten hours. 57 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,800 - I want a divorce. - Dottie, I'm on to something big here. 58 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,804 I-I don't know what this is, but it looks like something's burning up there. 59 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:07,808 Go get my phone book, will you? Get my phone book. Get those names of those guys from NASA. 60 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:11,801 Excuse me! Am I wearing a sign that says, "Karl's slave"? 61 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:16,806 Go get my goddamn phone book! Get the book! 62 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:21,811 Get the book! Get the book! 63 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:27,828 Space Command is reporting negative. That is zero global launches. 64 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,830 - It might just be pieces of the shuttle breaking up as it comes in. 65 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:30,831 - Yeah, it might be Santa Claus. 66 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:34,835 Until we get definitive, reliable alternative confirmation, General... 67 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:38,828 we go to def con three. 68 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:45,846 I'm getting ready for the big time 69 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:49,850 Someday you're gonna say I'm big time too 70 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,852 Hey, little man! Little Richard! 71 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:55,856 Me and you, man! We going to the top, baby! Big time! 72 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,859 Yo, man, I ain't gonna be ridin' this bike the rest of my life! 73 00:05:58,859 --> 00:05:59,860 You know what I'm sayin'? 74 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,853 I'm gettin' a motorcycle, baby. We gonna travel in style. 75 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:08,869 I'm getting ready for the big time 76 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,871 Someday you're gonna say I'm big time 77 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:14,875 Watch where you're goin'. I bet you, none of y'all stop for brothers. 78 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,877 Slow down, Little Richard. 79 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,880 You've been ridin' all morning, man. You gotta take a dump? 80 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:25,886 - We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you this special report. - Hey, man, what happened? 81 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:29,879 The shuttle Atlantis exploded in space at 3:47 a.m., Eastern Standard Time. 82 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,894 This morning NASA officials are denying... 83 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:37,887 Hey! Hey, get! Get! 84 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,903 - That's my Godzilla. Come on, now. - Yo, fool! 85 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:46,907 - Don't be kickin' Little Richard. What the hell your problem? - Now that dog's eating my Godzilla, man. 86 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,910 - And what's a little runt like you gonna do about it? - Get him, Richard. Sic him. 87 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:53,903 If I wasn't a Christian, I'd be throwin' your fat, pineapple-eatin' ass through the window. 88 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,929 - Why we not going, huh? - Well, y-y-you know why? 'Cause this is New York City. 89 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:12,933 Anything could have happened. Look at that. Uh, let's see. It could have been a terrorist bomb. 90 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:16,937 It could have been a dead body, somebody shot, stabbed. And it's Friday. Payday too. 91 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,940 - Somebody probably jumped, didn't get their paycheck. Yes. - I want to go shopping. 92 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:23,933 Me too, but we ain't goin' nowhere 'cause this is a traffic jam. 93 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,948 - Little Richard. - Hurry! Right over there! - Go! 94 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,950 Yo, Little Richard! 95 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:33,954 Hang on, Little Richard! I'm comin'! 96 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,957 Don't you worry about it. I'm gonna get you outta there! 97 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,960 You okay, buddy? Don't worry about it. Hang in there. 98 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,963 Somebody dial 911! 99 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,965 My screen's full! They're all over the place! 100 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:48,958 Bogies are breachin' the atmosphere from Finland down the North American seaboard. 101 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:02,972 Whoa! 102 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:07,977 Look at that! 103 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:15,996 Oh, we at war! 104 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:19,989 Saddam Hussein is bombin' us! 105 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:49,018 Come on! Let's go! Let's go! 106 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:58,038 Get out of here! 107 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:02,031 Oh, my God! 108 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,055 Let's stay focused. We need to map the trajectory now. 109 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,057 - That could take a week. - Just find it, okay? 110 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:21,061 - I want to know if the worst is over or if it's on its way. - We've got General Kimsey on the line. 111 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:25,065 We've got hits from Finland to South Carolina. We know they're not missiles. Now what the hell is it? 112 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:29,069 It's a meteor shower. That's what took out the shuttle. 113 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:32,072 - He's waiting for you. - What's the death toll? 114 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,075 I've got the President on Air Force One demanding answers. 115 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,077 Is it over? 116 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:41,070 General, we've got 11,000 people at NASA trying to figure that out right now. When we know, you'll know. 117 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:51,091 Okay, Karl, listen. I want you to take your time. Yes, sir. You are definitely the first. 118 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:55,084 Okay, first coordinate. One-two-three-nine. 1239, right? 119 00:09:57,097 --> 00:10:00,100 - FBI locked his location. - Saw an explosion in space. 120 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,103 - Okay. - The last one... 121 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:07,107 - Now, listen, Karl, this is top secret. - Sir, I'm retired Navy. I know all about classified. 122 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,110 But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her, right? 123 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:14,103 - Yes, that's right. That's right. - I want to name her Dottie, after my wife. 124 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:19,108 - She's a vicious, life-suckin' bitch from which there's no escape. - That's... That's sweet, Karl. 125 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,123 S.D.I., this is Flight Director. I want to get that Hubble movin', and I want it now. 126 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:27,116 Roger that. We're movin' the Hubble! 127 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:37,126 - It's enormous. - This is the anomaly at 1643. 128 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:44,144 Here is the anomaly at 1658. 129 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,147 And here is the anomaly at 1700. 130 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,150 Enough with this "anomaly" horseshit! 131 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:54,154 - What is this thing? - It's an asteroid, sir. 132 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,156 How big are we talking? 133 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,159 Sir, our best estimate is 97.6 billion... 134 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,161 - It's the size of Texas, Mr. President. - Y-Y-Yes, sir. 135 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:04,164 Dan, we didn't see this thing coming? 136 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,166 Well, our object collision budget's a million dollars. 137 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,169 That allows us to track about three percent of the sky. 138 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,172 - And begging your pardon, sir, but it's a big-ass sky. - And the ones this morning? 139 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,175 Uh, those are nothing. Uh, they're the size of basketballs... 140 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,177 and, uh, Volkswagens, things like that. 141 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,179 Is this going to hit us? 142 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:23,183 - We're efforting that as we speak, sir. - What kind of damage are we... 143 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,185 Damage? 144 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,187 Total, sir. 145 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,190 It's what we call a global killer. 146 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,192 The end of mankind. 147 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,194 Doesn't matter where it hits. 148 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,197 Nothing would survive, not even bacteria. 149 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:41,190 My God. What do we do? 150 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:54,203 We have 18 days before it hits Earth. 151 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:07,216 - Have mercy. - Rise and shine! 152 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,231 Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! 153 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,234 - Fore! - Stop the drilling! 154 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,236 Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! 155 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:20,229 - Hey! - Hey, that was close! 156 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:27,247 I gave you 50,000 a year in donations! What do you think they're so mad about, Chick? 157 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,250 Well, I think they feel that drilling for oil is an evil thing. 158 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,253 Do you know how much diesel that clunker boat pumps out an hour? 159 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,256 You know, I just found out something interesting. 160 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:40,260 - Number two chewed 180 feet last night. - Who do we have to thank for this? 161 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,263 Well, I'll give you two guesses, but you're only gonna need one. 162 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,265 Goddamn it, A.J.! 163 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:49,258 A.J.! 164 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,273 A.J.! A.J., you in here? 165 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,276 Oh, that's just perfect. In bed. Get up! 166 00:12:56,276 --> 00:13:00,280 - Uh, hey, you wanted to see me? - Yeah, I was lookin' for ya. 167 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,282 You're pissed. Okay, I can see that. 168 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:06,286 No. You know what, A.J.? I'm not pissed. You've seen me pissed. This is way, way beyond pissed, though. 169 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:10,290 - You know I shut down number two last night, right? - Yeah, man, I had a hunch on that. 170 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:14,294 Dude, let me tell you somethin'. Someday, many years from now, when you're all growed up... 171 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:18,287 and you got your own oil company and $8 million of your own money on the contract... 172 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,302 you can do whatever comes into that little A.J.-idiotin' mind of yours you want... 173 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:26,306 but as long as it says "Harry Stamper Oil" on the rig you will not disobey my rules. 174 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,308 - You got that? - Yeah, I do got it. 175 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,311 - Right now, I need to hear five words from you. - Uh... 176 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:35,315 - I'll never do that again. - Never do that again. 177 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,317 I'm a fool. That was idiotic. I-I mean, that was stupid. 178 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,319 I'm an idiot. I know what name's on the sign. I'm not... I can't... 179 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,322 - What's going on here? - What's going on? Well, I-I mean, I... 180 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:46,326 - I screwed up. I'm a little edgy. - How long you worked for me? - Five wonderful years. 181 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,329 In five years, you have never apologized to me this quickly. 182 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:53,333 - Something's going on here. I'm gonna find out what it is. - No, no, no. Well... 183 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:57,326 I-I'm turning over a new leaf. I'm trying to learn from the man. What would Harry do? 184 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,346 I'm at a loss for words. 185 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,349 - Okay, I can explain this. - You can explain that? 186 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:13,342 - I can. - I would really like an explanation. You just stay right here. 187 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:22,362 - Grace? - Hi, Harry. 188 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:26,366 I have asked you repeatedly to call me Dad. 189 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:30,359 - Sorry, Harry. - Get up and get your clothes on. 190 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:36,365 You just stay right there. I'll be right back. 191 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:46,375 Here's what we're gonna do. I want every strategy we've got on near-Earth object collision, okay? 192 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:51,380 Any ideas, any programs, anything you sketched on a pizza box or a cocktail napkin. 193 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:56,385 For 30 years, they questioned the need for NASA. Today we're gonna give them the answer. 194 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,402 You know about this, Rockhound? You knew. 195 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,405 No, I-I had no idea. 196 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,408 Where's Harry? 197 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,411 Harry! All right! Whoa, whoa, whoa! I understand, okay? 198 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,413 You're mad. Who-Who wouldn't be mad? 199 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:17,406 - But he's gonna shoot you. - Nah. No, he's not. Oh, shit. 200 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,423 - Harry! - What's wrong with you? 201 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,425 Make your peace with God, A.J. 202 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:29,429 - This guy's got a gun, man! He's shooting at me! - Harry, this is not funny! 203 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,433 - Harry, listen to me! We can talk this over! - So this is a, uh, serious thing? 204 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,436 - Yeah, pretty serious. - Bear, man! - What's up? 205 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,439 He's shooting at me. Uh, you see Harry comin', crack him with that wrench! 206 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,442 You told A.J.'s dad just before he died that you would take care of the boy. 207 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,444 Now, I'm not sure that shootin' him is takin' care of him. 208 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,447 - Why don't you put the gun down, boss? - You don't want none of this, Bear. Get out of my way. 209 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,449 Just trying to give my man a head start, that's all. 210 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:53,442 Not to mention the fact that I don't think you wanna kill the best man on your crew before we strike oil. 211 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,458 Ah, Chick, I ain't gonna kill him. Just gonna take a foot off. Aman can work with one foot. 212 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,461 You remember old Frank Marx who worked with one hand all them years? 213 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:05,465 - Yeah, but he wasn't very good. - Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane! 214 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,468 Now honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way. 215 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:12,472 - You can't control my life. - Fine. Clothes. Now! 216 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:16,465 All right, stop, all right? It was funny for a minute, it's not funny anymore. 217 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:22,471 - Harry, this is illegal, man. - I'm temporarily insane, Rock. It's all right. 218 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,489 - Do I look like I'm crazy to you? - Well... 219 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,491 Harry, hey, just cool down. 220 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,495 - What are you... Okay, stop. - All right. All right, Harry. 221 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,497 All right. Now, listen, man to man. 222 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,500 I'm serious. I love her. 223 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:44,493 Way wrong answer. 224 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,508 - Whoa, whoa, Harry. It's gettin' real. - Harry! Come on, Harry! 225 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,510 - Stop him! - You shot him! 226 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,512 Bullet never got close. Just a ricochet. 227 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,515 You know, it's all funny till somebody gets shot in the leg. 228 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:59,508 Hey, pucker up! We got clients incoming! 229 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,523 Uh, b-back in, uh, 1974... 230 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:07,527 w-we first got the-the idea, the possibility that a, that a meteor or an asteroid... 231 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,531 I need somebody who's had a little less caffeine this morning. Doc, translate. 232 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:15,535 Our first feasibility plan was to use a spread-focus laser generator... 233 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,537 to heat the object to the point of fracture. 234 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,539 That's like shooting a B.B. gun at a freight train, Doc. 235 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,541 Uh, some of us have got this idea. 236 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,545 We want to land a craft, deploy solar sails. 237 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,548 You'll have a great big canopy. Solar winds will be caught... 238 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,551 by these mylar sails. 239 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,553 - Okay. - Come on, guys. 240 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,557 We gotta come up with something realistic here. We got 18 days. 241 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:41,561 That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds. 242 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:45,554 Time's a luxury we don't have. What? 243 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:50,570 Listen, Harry. A.J. is my choice... my choice and not yours. 244 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,574 He's the only one in your age bracket, Grace. It's not a choice, it's a lack of options. 245 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:58,567 I don't know what in the world makes you think that you have the right to tell me what to do anymore, Harry. 246 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,581 I suppose being your father doesn't count, huh? 247 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,583 - Not really. - Since when? 248 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:07,587 Since I reached the age of 10 and became older than you, Harry. 249 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,589 Since Mom split. Why don't you take your pick? 250 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:13,582 Look, I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity and I forgive you. 251 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,597 I may be an immature father, okay? But I'm still your employer. 252 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:21,601 And as your boss I want you on that crew boat tonight and back in the office by Monday. 253 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,604 - You got that? - Okay. I quit. 254 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:28,597 Grace, you can't quit now. I need you to keep on workin'. 255 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,603 - Hi, Harry! - What are you smilin' about? 256 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:41,610 I've been seein' A.J. for more than five months, Harry. 257 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,625 You little hypocrite. I ever held you back once from doin' anything? 258 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,628 What about having a life, Harry? The first time I got my period... 259 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,630 Rockhound had to take me into Taipei for Tampax... 260 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:54,623 and then he had to show me how to use 'em, Harry. 261 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,628 I ju... No, I-I told her how to use it. I didn't show her, Harry. 262 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,644 I was playing with titanium depth gauges when I should've been playing with dolls. 263 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:08,648 I mean, I learned about the birds and the bees from Freddie Noonan's tattoos. 264 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,651 Look, I was raised on rough necks by you... 265 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,654 and now you get all shocked and shaken when I fall in love with one. 266 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,657 - So who is the hypocrite here, Harry, huh? Who? - Look at those nice pipes up there. 267 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:22,662 - Listen to me, Grace. I want you... - No, you listen to me, Harry. I grew up. 268 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,664 With the proximity of the asteroid... 269 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,667 and no prep time, none of our primary plans can work. 270 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,660 Why don't we just send up 150 nuclear warheads and blast that rock apart? 271 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,675 - Terrible idea. - Was I talkin'to you? 272 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,668 This is Dr. Ronald Quincy from research, pretty much the smartest man on the planet. You might want to listen to him. 273 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,673 General, if you consider your target... her composition, her dimensions... 274 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,688 her sheer velocity, you could fire every nuke you've got at her... 275 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:52,692 and she'll just smile at you and keep on coming. 276 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,694 You should know that the president's scientific advisors... 277 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:58,687 are suggesting that a nuclear blast could change this asteroid's trajectory. 278 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,703 I know the president's chief scientific advisor. We were at M.I.T. together. 279 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,706 And in a situation like this, you... you really don't want... 280 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:10,710 to take the advice of a man who got a C-minus in astrophysics. 281 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:14,703 The president's advisors are, um, wrong. I'm right. 282 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,718 Hitting the rock from the outside won't do the job. 283 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,721 Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand. 284 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:25,725 You set it off. What happens? Burn your hand, right? 285 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,718 You close your fist around the same firecracker and set it off... 286 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,733 Your wife's gonna be opening your ketchup bottles the rest of your life. 287 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,736 Are you suggesting we blow this thing up from the inside? 288 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,739 - That's exactly what I'm saying. - How? 289 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,742 We drill. We bring in the world's best deep-core driller. 290 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,745 Harry, get up here! We're takin' a hit! 291 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,749 - Get A.J. up here! Whoa! - Come on! 292 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,753 Send another pipe on down! Right now! Full pipe! 293 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:57,757 - It's a gas pocket. - I told you. Am I lucky or am I just a genius? 294 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,750 I shut it down for a reason, you jackass! The relief valve's fried open. 295 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,756 Shut off the number two valve! Grace, get the clients outta here now! 296 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:18,767 Chick, get'em outta here! Get'em off the rig now! 297 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,775 Get the hell down! This thing is gonna blow! 298 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:36,796 Get out! Chick, get out now! 299 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,799 Get down! 300 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,802 Three dozen research calls and every time the same man is recommended. 301 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,805 He's worked on every terrain this planet can offer. 302 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,807 Whenever they said it couldn't be drilled, this guy drilled it. 303 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,811 - Everybody all right? - We struck oil, baby! 304 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:55,804 Somebody could've got killed out here today. You want that on your conscience? 305 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,819 High thumb. You are man, Harry. 306 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:03,812 Thumbs high. 307 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,817 You're fired. 308 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,833 Who's Harry Stamper? 309 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,836 Yeah, I'm Harry Stamper. What's all this about? 310 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:20,840 Mr. Stamper, I'm General Montgomery, commander of the Pacific airforces. 311 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,842 I've been sent here by the secretary of defense... 312 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:26,846 on direct orders from the president of the United States. 313 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,848 It's a matter of urgent national security. 314 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,852 I need you to get on that chopper right now, no questions asked. 315 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,855 - Crazy Willie put you up to this? - Afraid I don't know Crazy Willie. 316 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:39,848 Sir, I'm dead serious about this. 317 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:41,861 - Harry. - What? 318 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,864 Man, I swear to God, she never told me her age. 319 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:48,868 It's all right. Relax. It's about me. 320 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:52,861 Oh. Forget it. 321 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,877 All right, General. I'll go with ya. 322 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:01,870 On one condition... we have to take my daughter along. 323 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:06,886 - What did I do? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you guys takin' her? Wait a minute. 324 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,888 - Sir, stay right here. - Well... 325 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,881 Chick! Get him paid, get him off the rig! 326 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,904 - Mr. Stamper? - Yeah, I'm Harry Stamper. 327 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:28,908 How ya doin'? Miss Stamper. I'm Dan Truman, executive director here. 328 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,910 - Now listen, on behalf of all of us, I'd really like to apologize... - Apologize. 329 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,913 I don't know if we can take any more apologies, Mr. Truman. 330 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,916 We've been apologized to for the last 18 and a half hours. 331 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,918 So if you don't mind, how 'bout if we just get on with it... 332 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,921 and you tell us why we're here at the NASA space center? 333 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:45,914 - We should probably talk alone. - Mr. Truman, I don't keep any secrets from my daughter, Grace. 334 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,929 So whether you tell her now or I tell her later she's gonna find out... 335 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,931 one way or the other, so why don't we just get on with it? 336 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:55,935 So when the rogue comet hit the asteroid belt, it sent shrapnel right for us. 337 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,938 For the next 15 days the Earth's in a shooting gallery. 338 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:02,942 Even if the asteroid itself hits the water, it's still hitting land. 339 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:06,935 It'll flash-boil millions of gallons of sea water and slam into the ocean bedrock. 340 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:11,951 Now, if it's a Pacific Ocean impact... which we think it will be... 341 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,955 it'll create a tidal wave three miles high, travel at 1,000 miles an hour... 342 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:19,959 covering California and washing up in Denver. 343 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:23,963 Japan's gone. Australia's wiped out. 344 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,966 Halfthe world's population'll be incinerated by the heat blast... 345 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,969 and the rest'll freeze to death from nuclear winter. 346 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,972 That's unbelievable. 347 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:36,965 Well, actually, this is as real as it gets. 348 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,980 Well, it's coming, right now... 349 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,983 right for us... at 22,000 miles an hour. 350 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:47,976 Not a soul on Earth can hide from it. 351 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,004 I take it you're not alerting everyone like this. 352 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:09,008 Nobody knows. That's the way it stays. 353 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,010 For the next ten days, there are only nine telescopes in the world... 354 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:14,013 that can spot the asteroid, and we control eight of 'em. 355 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:17,016 The president's classified this information top secret. 356 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:20,019 If news like this got out, there'd be an overnight breakdown... 357 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:24,012 of basic social services worldwide... rioting, mass religious hysteria. 358 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:28,027 Total chaos. You can imagine. 359 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:32,020 Basically the worst parts of the Bible. 360 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:37,036 Six billion people on the planet... 361 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,038 why'd you guys call me? 362 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,041 - We need you to prep the team we're sending up. - Up? 363 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:46,045 We'll send 'em to the asteroid, they'll land, they'll drill a hole, they'll drop some nukes... 364 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:49,048 take off and detonate if we can fix this equipment problem. 365 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:53,041 Now, the, uh, drilling unit's a prototype we've been building for the Mars project. 366 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:58,046 You, uh... you might recognize the rig. 367 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:03,051 Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design. 368 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:08,067 What'd you do? Steal a key to the patent office? 369 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:11,070 - Yeah, basically. - Let me get this straight. 370 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:15,074 I got pulled off an oil rig, flown halfway around the world because you stole my drill design... 371 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:19,078 couldn't read the plans right and did a piss-poor job of putting it together, is that it? 372 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:22,081 - Well, technically, patents don't apply to outer space. - Just shut up, Quincy. 373 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,084 It's not going to Mars anymore. It's going to try to save this planet. 374 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,086 And we need to know what's wrong with it pretty quick. 375 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,088 You said we did a bad job of putting it together? 376 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:33,092 No, I said you did a piss-poor job of putting it together. 377 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:35,094 First of all, you got the flow system all reversed. 378 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:39,087 Let me guess: you've been tearin' up rotors and you can't figure out why. 379 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:44,103 - Yeah, that's right, actually. - Well, that's because your cams are all wrong, Mr. Wizard. 380 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:48,107 - Who's been operating this thing? - Right there. 381 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:51,110 W-We've actually... we've had them training for eight months solid now. 382 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:54,113 - Eight whole months? - Well, pretty much, yeah. 383 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:57,116 - Well, gee whiz. - Well, this is the team that has to do the job up there. 384 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:59,118 We need you to train 'em down here. 385 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,121 Well, Mr. Stamper, what do you think? 386 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:04,123 You know, drilling's a science. It's an art. 387 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:07,126 I'm a third-generation driller, doin' it all my life... 388 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,128 and I still haven't got it all figured out. 389 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:13,132 I assume you sent for me because somebody told you I was the best. 390 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:16,135 Well, I'm only the best because I work with the best. 391 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:19,138 You don't trust the men you're working with, you're as good as dead. 392 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:22,141 Now, you want to send these boys into space, fine. 393 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,143 I'm sure they'll make good astronauts. 394 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:27,146 But they don't know jack about drillin'. 395 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,148 - What's your contingency plan? - Contingency plan? 396 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:32,151 Your backup plan. You gotta have some kind of backup plan, right? 397 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:35,154 - No, we don't have a backup plan. This is it. - And this is the best that you could... 398 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:39,158 that the-the government, the U.S. government can come up with? 399 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:42,161 I mean, y-you're NASA, for cryin' out loud. You put a man on the moon. 400 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:46,165 You're geniuses! Y- You're the guys that think this shit up. 401 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:48,167 I'm sure you got a team of men sittin' around somewhere right now... 402 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:51,170 just thinkin' shit up and somebody backin' them up. 403 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:54,173 You tellin' me you don't have a backup plan, that these eight Boy Scouts right here... 404 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:57,176 that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me? 405 00:27:57,176 --> 00:28:01,180 - Yeah. - Oh, Jesus. Damn it. 406 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:05,173 We're a little short on time here. Will you help us? 407 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:12,191 - All they gotta do is drill? - That's it. 408 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:15,194 No space walkin', no crazy astronaut stuff? 409 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,196 Just drill. 410 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:20,199 How many men were you plannin' on takin' up there? 411 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,201 We're sendin' up two shuttles, two teams. 412 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,203 If I do this, I'm gonna wanna take my own men. 413 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:27,206 You got it. 414 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:30,209 So you're saying you'll help us? 415 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,211 Yes, sir. 416 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:36,204 Thanks. 417 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:44,212 I just don't trust anybody else to do it, that's all. 418 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:49,228 No, Mrs. Curlene, it's Harry Stamper. 419 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:53,232 If you see Bear, you tell him Harry's lookin' for him. 420 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:56,235 Those guys get off this rig, they scatter. J. Otis Curlene Bear... 421 00:28:56,235 --> 00:29:00,228 probably the only black man on a big hog in Kadoka, South Dakota. 422 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,244 Come and get Papa Bear! 423 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:09,237 - Uh, Max. - You got a weight limit on the shuttle? 424 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:13,252 - Max. - Hey, Mama. 425 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:17,256 - Oh, that's so sweet, Maxie. - Hey, did ya get me one of them yellow jelly bear claws I like? 426 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,258 Maxie, are you in trouble with the law again? 427 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,260 - No, Mama. - Maxie. 428 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:25,264 I swear, Mama, I'm... 429 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:28,267 - You know I want Rockhound. - We call him Hound because... 430 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:32,271 well, um, he's horny. 431 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:36,275 Well, you might want to start with every bar in New Orleans. 432 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:39,278 That is a big, shiny mount, isn't it? 433 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,280 - How long you been married? - For two weeks. 434 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,283 - See this diamond? - Yeah? 435 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:47,286 - It's not a diamond. Would you like another drink? - Yeah. 436 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,288 - Sir, FBI. - You're so cute. 437 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:52,291 - No, thanks. - We have a national security matter. 438 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:54,293 - Good for you. - Let's go. 439 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:57,296 - Now. - How old are you? 440 00:29:57,296 --> 00:30:00,299 Oscar Choice... spacy but absolutely brilliant geologist. 441 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:04,292 He owns a horse ranch outside of El Paso. 442 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:10,309 What the... 443 00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:14,302 Mr. Chick Chapel, at the craps table, Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada. 444 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,317 Yes! About time. 445 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:22,310 Charles Chapel, game's over. 446 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,325 Who's gonna run the other rig? 447 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,327 How 'bout Benny? He's good. 448 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:31,330 The only one knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J. 449 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:34,333 I thought you said you couldn't trust him. 450 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,336 I thought you said I could. 451 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:40,339 Yep, you are on your way, A.J. 452 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:44,343 Well, you know, bein' in business for yourself has its advantages... 453 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:48,336 make my own hours, nobody shoots me in the leg. 454 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:52,351 You don't got a gun on ya now, do ya? Oh, good. 455 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:56,344 'Cause I kinda wanted to get back to this whole thing about you askin' me for help. 456 00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:01,349 Does that mean that there's actually a job that Mr. All-Go-No-Quit-Big-Nuts... 457 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:05,364 Harry Stamper can't handle by himself... 458 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:08,367 and needs my expert advice? 459 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,369 - Somethin' like that, yeah. - Well, no, no, no. 460 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:14,373 I mean, is it-it something like that, or is it that? 461 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:17,376 You know, you and me got a real problem. 462 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:20,379 You know, Harry, there are only, uh... 463 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:23,382 five words I wanna hear from you right now. 464 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:27,375 And those words are: "You know, A.J., I really look up to you. 465 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:31,390 "You've been a hero of mine for a long time, and... 466 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:34,393 I'm very impressed with yourwork; I'm emotionally closed off." 467 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,395 That's like... that's like 11 words or somethin'. 468 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:40,388 You know what? How about just, "A.J., I'm sorry, and... and I love ya." 469 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,403 You know,A.J., there's not a job on the planet... 470 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:48,407 that I want you to work with me on. 471 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:51,410 I mean that. 472 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:55,403 So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job? 473 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,419 Mac Daddy! What's up, baby? 474 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:04,412 Yeah, big Bear. What's up? What's up? 475 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:09,417 What's up, Harry? Did NASA find oil on Uranus, man? 476 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,439 None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth... 477 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:24,432 wait for this big rock to crash into it, kill everything and everybody we know. 478 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:31,450 The United States government just asked us to save the world. 479 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:35,454 - Anybody wanna say no? - Twenty years... 480 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:39,458 haven't turned ya down once, not about to start now. 481 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:43,451 - I'm there. - Guess I can't let you go up there alone. 482 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:46,465 I'm with you. 483 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:49,468 I mean, this is... this is historic. 484 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:52,471 Guys, this is like deep blue hero stuff. 485 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:56,475 - Of course I'm in. - While I don't share his enthusiasm... 486 00:32:56,475 --> 00:33:00,468 you know me... beam me up, Scotty. 487 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:05,473 - You all right, Max? - I-I don't... I-I don't... 488 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,487 Whatever you think. 489 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:12,491 - What about you? - I'm in. 490 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:16,495 All right, then. 491 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,497 We go. 492 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:21,500 I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group, but... 493 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,503 you think we'll get hazard pay out of this? 494 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,505 If you're trying to make me feel better about this scenario, give it up. 495 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:30,509 To tell you the truth, I'm kind of encouraged. This guy Chick here was and Air Force commando for six years. 496 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:34,513 We got robbery, assault, arrest, resisting arrest. 497 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:37,516 We got a collection agent for the mob. Two of these guys have done serious time. 498 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:40,519 - Look, they're the best at what they do. - So am I. 499 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,521 And I'm not so optimistic. 500 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:45,524 We spend $250 billion a year on defense. 501 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,527 And here we are. The fate of the planet is in the hands... 502 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:52,520 of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun. 503 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:59,527 - So what's the verdict? - They'll do it. They've made a few requests though. 504 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:04,543 Such as? 505 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:08,536 Just a few things here, uh... 506 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,551 Nothing really big, just... Well, as an example... 507 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:16,544 Uh, Oscar here's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants 'em wiped off his record. 508 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:22,561 - Fifty-six tickets in seven states. - I'll tell him, Oscar. I got it. 509 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:25,564 - Okay. - Uh, Noonan's got two women friends... 510 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:28,567 that he'd like to see made American citizens, no questions asked. 511 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:32,571 Max would like you to bring back eight track tapes. 512 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:36,575 Not sure if that's gonna work, but let's see what else. 513 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:40,568 Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace, um... 514 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:47,575 Hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya? 515 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:54,593 Uh, Bear would like to stay at the... 516 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,595 White Horse, the... 517 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:59,598 White House. White House. 518 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:03,591 White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House for the summer. 519 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:08,607 - Stuff like that. - Sure, I think we can, uh... 520 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:11,610 take care of some of that. 521 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:15,614 Harry! 522 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,617 Yeah, one more thing. Um... 523 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:22,610 None of them wanna pay taxes again. 524 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:27,615 Ever. 525 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:34,633 Who's that for? Mr. Ed? 526 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:38,637 You stick that in me, I'm gonna stab you in the heart with it. You ever see Pulp Fiction? 527 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:42,630 Oh, say can you see 528 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:48,647 We're losin' him, we're losin' him. Clear! Kaboom! 529 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:51,650 - Freddie, you all right? - Does this look okay to you? 530 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:55,654 - Does this look okay? - It's not all bad. It's kinda tingly. 531 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:58,657 Mr. Chapel, you're next! 532 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,660 Oh, gee, lady, I just came here to drill. 533 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:05,653 Oh, so did I. 534 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,667 Your trigly cerides are way high... 535 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:11,670 and your bad cholesterol is shockingly bad. 536 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,673 - Tell ya to lay off those pork rinds, Pooh Bear. - Yeah, pork rind this. 537 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:18,677 Pork rinds this! Yeah! 538 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:22,681 Take it off, baby! 539 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:26,674 Well, at least they're in good spirits. 540 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:32,691 Piece of cake. Look, you wanna compare brain pans? 541 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:35,694 I won the Westinghouse Prize when I was 12. Big deal. 542 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:39,698 Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22. 543 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,701 Chemistry and geology. I taught at Princeton for 2 1/2 years. 544 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:46,694 You know, I think this might be the most uncomfortable room I've ever been in in my life. 545 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,709 Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes... 546 00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,711 and they let me use explosives, okay? 547 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:55,714 Okay, you wanna be all psychological with me, that's fine. 548 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:57,716 I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts... 549 00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:01,720 is people who think that Jethro Tull is just a person in the band. 550 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,722 Who is Jethro Tull? 551 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:07,715 My favorite dish is haggis... heart, lungs, liver. 552 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:12,720 You shove that all in a sheep's stomach, then you boil it. That'll put some hair on your ass. 553 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,735 I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay? 554 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:19,738 You all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. Look... get... I mean... 555 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:23,731 After this is over, could I, like, get a hug from you or somethin'? 556 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,745 Okay, Cyclops lady's startin' to bug me. 557 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,748 - Can you handle it? - I mean, I can handle what I'm, you know, I'm gonna do. 558 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,750 I can handle that, but I don't know if I can handle this room. 559 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:35,743 Woman with large breasts. 560 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:39,758 - Woman with medium breasts. - Here's Harry givin' me a hard time. 561 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,760 And, uh, this is Harry tellin' me it's not good enough. 562 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,764 And, uh, this is Harry tellin' me I can't marry his daughter. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. 563 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,767 Just let it out. 564 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,770 I suffered a major head injury when I was in high school. 565 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,773 This one looks like you... with breasts. 566 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:57,776 Yeah, I can handle it. Yeah, I can handle it. 567 00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:01,769 A home run! The Cubs win the World Series! 568 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:07,786 Fail. Fail. Depressively fail. 569 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:10,789 One toxicology analysis revealed ketamine. 570 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:14,793 - That is a very powerful sedative. - Sedatives are used all the time, Doctor. 571 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,796 Well, this one's used on horses. 572 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,798 Some of these guys are pretty big. 573 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:22,801 It would normally take 18 months to psychologically prepare... 574 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,803 prescreen viable subjects for space travel. 575 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:28,796 - We have seen evidence of a wide variety of territorial aggression. - Can they physically survive the trip? 576 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:34,802 - That's all I need to know here, okay? - Personally, I don't know how they survived the tests. 577 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:44,812 Talk about the wrong stuff. 578 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,827 Good morning. I'm Colonel Willie Sharp. 579 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:51,830 In addition to flying one of the X-71 teams to that rock... 580 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:55,834 my job is to train you how to deal with the mental and physical rigors of working in space... 581 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:59,838 so you don't freak out on the asteroid. 582 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:03,842 United States astronauts train for years. 583 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,844 You have 12 days. 584 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:09,848 Do we have any intelligent questions before we get started? 585 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:13,841 - What's an X-71? - You're the first civilians to ever see her. 586 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:17,856 We call 'em the X-71s. 587 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,858 It's a top secret joint venture with the Air Force. 588 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:23,851 She and her sister ship at Vandenberg are leaving for launch prep in Florida, but I thought you oughta take a look. 589 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,866 The two shuttles going up are the Freedom and the Independence. 590 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:31,870 Hertitanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest... 591 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,873 most sophisticated space vehicle man has ever made. 592 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,875 Okay, Air Force Colonel Davis, NASA pilot Tucker... 593 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,877 will command the shuttle Independence. 594 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:42,881 Air Force Colonel Sharp, NASA pilot Watts, shuttle Freedom. 595 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:46,885 Munitions specialist Gruber and Halsey will supervise the nuclear ordinance. 596 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:50,889 Anyway, uh, I just thought, uh... 597 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:54,882 thought you guys should meet. 598 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,887 Gentlemen, welcome to our weightless environmental training facility. 599 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,908 So we're going swimming on this asteroid? Is thatwhatthis is for? 600 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:13,912 Here at downtown NASA, we call this the "Monster Armadillo." 601 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:17,916 Gonna be retrofitted with your drilling arm. She'll turn 800 turbo horses in near zero gravity. 602 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:21,909 Mind if we take a look at her now? All these rubber hoses gotta go, Max. Count'em up. 603 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:25,924 Make sure it's short-throw shiftin'. 604 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:28,927 Quincy! Somebody tell me what this is. 605 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:32,931 Plastic ice cream scoop? What'd that cost? About $400? 606 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:36,924 This is about the sorriest group of people I've seen in all my entire military career. 607 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:41,940 Your space flight's gonna be a brutal assault on your senses. 608 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:45,944 I'm here to give you a taste of that. NASA's got some of the finest pilots in the world. 609 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:49,948 They're gonna be suckin' your eyes into the back of your heads. 610 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:52,951 Go easy on me, okay? It's my first time. 611 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:56,944 I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying. 612 00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:01,949 I'm gonna twist ya. 613 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:06,965 - And I'm gonna flip ya. - What's the matter with you? 614 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:09,968 Frap your body till your bones hurt. 615 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:12,971 When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder. 616 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:16,964 No, take me down! 617 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,978 - How's the rest of the crew? - Well, uh... 618 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:23,971 Sorry about the rib chunks all over your dashboard. 619 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,986 Don't forget: We gotta X-ray all these... 620 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,989 - If you had to say, who would you say? - I don't know, Oscar. Who do you think you are? 621 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:34,993 - Han Solo. - No. If anybody's anybody, I'm Han. 622 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,995 And you're... you're Chewbacca. 623 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:39,998 Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars? 624 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:43,991 All right, men, let's go. Step it up. 625 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:51,009 Neil Armstrong, 1969, bouncing on the moon. 626 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:55,013 He's bouncing because there's less gravity up there than on Earth. 627 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:58,016 This will be similar to the asteroid, so watch it. 628 00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:01,019 Something gets launched off that asteroid with enough force... 629 00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:03,021 it's gonna keep on going right into outer space. 630 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:07,025 What is the deal? Is it just me, or is Watts really hot? 631 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,027 Yeah. 632 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:13,031 So we have these new generation suits with directional accelerant thrusters. 633 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:15,033 - You won't bounce like Neil Armstrong. - Yeah, think so? 634 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:17,035 - Bear! - Yes? 635 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:20,038 - Do we have a problem? - No. 636 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:24,042 'Cause I'm trying to describe to you how these D.A.T.s keep your ass on the ground... 637 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:26,044 so that if I were to kick you in the balls... 638 00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:29,047 and you don't know how to work them, what happens to you? 639 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:32,050 - I float away. - Yeah. 640 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:35,053 And, uh, when do we start training for that? 641 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,055 Gentlemen, I'll give you 30 seconds to put your helmets on... 642 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:40,058 then the oxygen will be sucked out of this vacuum... 643 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,060 and you will know what it's like to be in space. 644 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,062 Go! 645 00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:47,065 Depressed in 30 seconds. 646 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,067 Main valves have been activated. 647 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:53,060 Vacuum P.S.I.s are open. 648 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,088 Okay, gentlemen, so here's the flight plan. 649 00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:13,091 Now, let's keep the laughter to a minimum. I know this is not to scale. 650 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:17,084 Both shuttles will take off Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. 651 00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:20,098 Now, 67 minutes later... 652 00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:24,091 you're gonna dock with the Russian space station to meet cosmonaut Andropov... 653 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:28,106 who will refuel the shuttles with liquid O2. 654 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:30,108 That's your fuel. Then you'll release... 655 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:33,111 and take a 60-hour trip toward the moon. 656 00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:37,115 Now, we only have one shot of landing on this rock... 657 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:41,119 and that's precisely when the asteroid passes by the moon. 658 00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:44,122 You'll then use lunar gravity and burn your thrusters... 659 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:47,125 sling shotting you around the moon... 660 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,128 coming up behind the asteroid. 661 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:53,131 - You'll be upward of 11 Gs. - Yeah, I remember this one. 662 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:57,135 It's where the, uh, the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot... 663 00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,137 then he strapped himself to an Acme rocket. 664 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:02,140 - Is-Is that what we're doin' here? - Rockhound. 665 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:05,143 - No, no, really, because it didn't work out too well for the coyote, Harry. - Hey, Rock. 666 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:09,136 - Remember that one? - Well, actually, we have a lot better rockets than the coyote. 667 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:15,153 Now, when you've finished your Road Runner thrust move... 668 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:19,157 you'll be moving at 22,500 miles per hour. 669 00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:22,160 Coming around behind the asteroid, where we're hoping... 670 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,163 that the tail debris'll be cleared by the moon's gravity. 671 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,165 And you'll land right here. That's it. 672 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:31,158 We got separate landing sites for each team. Softest parts of the rock as we can figure. 673 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:35,173 At NASA, we don't take chances. We double up on everything. 674 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:38,176 First team that hits 800 feet wins. 675 00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:42,180 Now this rock is big, it's dense, it's got some gravity. You can walk around. 676 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:45,183 But use your thrusters so you can work easier. 677 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:49,187 Okay, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. 678 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:51,189 What's it gonna be like up there? 679 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:54,192 Two hundred degrees in the sunlight. Minus 200 in the shade. 680 00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:58,185 Canyons of razor-sharp rock. Unpredictable gravitational conditions. 681 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:03,201 Unexpected eruptions. Things like that. 682 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:06,204 Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. 683 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:08,206 That's all you gotta say: scariest environment imaginable. 684 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:12,210 Okay, so you drill, you drop the nuke, and you leave. 685 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:16,203 Now, here's the key: You're gonna remote detonate the bomb... 686 00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:21,219 before the asteroid passes this plane... Zero Barrier. 687 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:25,223 You do that, and the remaining pieces of rock... 688 00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:28,226 should be deflected enough to pass right by us. 689 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:32,219 Now, if the bomb explodes after Zero Barrier... 690 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,234 game's over. 691 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:39,237 Paul, this is Houston. Fire your rockets. 692 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:43,241 - Okay, your rockets are maximum. Beautiful boost. - Oscar! 693 00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:45,243 Hey, Harry. Hey, how's it goin'? 694 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:48,246 - Have you seen Grace? - Yeah, she's over in the hangar with A.J. 695 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:52,239 Harry, wait a second. Did you say Grace? Okay, I thought you said Bear. 696 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:33,280 Will you marry me? 697 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:47,305 Grace is old enough to vote, Harry. 698 00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:50,308 She's old enough to drink or get married if she wants, get a divorce. 699 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:53,311 Let me tell you something, fellas. When I get back, when we get this job done... 700 00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:55,313 I will deal with this in my own way. 701 00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:57,315 Come on, Harry. It's not like I'm rootin' for A.J. here. 702 00:46:57,315 --> 00:47:00,318 - I'm just sayin', Grace is not a little girl anymore. - Hey, Rock, you know, wait a minute. 703 00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:03,321 Let me get a pencil and a piece of paper. I wanna jot down all your pearls of wisdom here. 704 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:07,325 Get serious, Harry. Come on. While we're off trottin' the globe, hunting mud... 705 00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:10,328 Gracie grew up to become a full-blown hottie, you know? 706 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:12,330 - Harry, she is fully hot. She is... - She's a babe. 707 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:16,334 Max, Max, okay. You're talkin' about my little girl, all right? 708 00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:18,336 I think I know who and what she is, okay? 709 00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:22,340 Okay, but Harry, all we're sayin' is, we're talkin' about a kid who's comin' into her own right now. 710 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:26,333 And she's gettin' curious about her body and she's exploring her sexuality. And you know what? 711 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:29,347 - Oscar. - That's a natural thing. 712 00:47:29,347 --> 00:47:33,351 You are about five minutes older than Grace is. Why should I listen to you? 713 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:37,355 And I know what it feels like to have your hormones pullin' you in just, you know, a thousand different directions. 714 00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:41,359 - You don't know which end is up. - Yo, Harry, no disrespect, man, but we all helped to raise her. 715 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:45,363 - So, in part, we all feel like a bunch of daddies here. - That's true. 716 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:49,356 I'll be damned if I worked all these years so my little girl can marry a roughneck. 717 00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:55,373 She's better than that. 718 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:59,377 Better than all of us. 719 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:09,387 Harry, just sit back, relax. I'm gonna put on a little free Armadillo driving clinic for ya. 720 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:13,380 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 721 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:22,389 Two shuttle teams. A.J.'ll be running the drill team with Oscar, Bear and Noonan on the Independence. 722 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:27,405 I'll run the drill team on Freedom with Chick, Rockhound and Max. 723 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,408 Once we land, we'll have eight hours to get the job done. 724 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:34,412 In order to split this rock on the fault line, we're gonna have to drill to 800 feet. 725 00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:38,405 Let's get our game faces on. Now it's time for underwater simulation. 726 00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:42,420 Come on, Independence. Keep it up. Let's go. We're the younger team here. 727 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:46,424 We're the varsity team. Take it to 11,000. 728 00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:49,427 Okay, gentlemen, we're gonna trick 'em up. My computer will simulate a gas pocket... 729 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:53,431 at 625 feet and then hard iron ferrite at 635. 730 00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:57,435 I'm gonna drop some more O2 in. We're takin' her up. 731 00:48:57,435 --> 00:49:00,438 - I'm givin' it more torque right now. - All right, lookin' good, Bear. 732 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:03,441 Clamp it down. Watch your time, Independence team. 733 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:05,443 Thanks, Harry. Would you mind lettin' me run my own team? 734 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,445 You're gonna blow the tranny, A.J. Slow it down, baby. 735 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:10,448 Take it easy, Bear. Just relax. She can handle it. 736 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:14,441 A.J., you're at 600 feet. Your pipe is long. Let's back the R.P.M.s down to 8,000. 737 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:18,456 - We don't have time for 8,000! - A.J., take it back down. 738 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,458 You're gonna snap the pipe. I don't wanna blow this transmission. 739 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:22,460 - Damn it, 11,000. - Slow it down, A.J. 740 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:26,464 Bear, come on. Get on our team for a little bit. 741 00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:29,467 - Whoa, space cowboy. - Harry, are you listenin' to this? - Yeah, I'm listenin', Bear. 742 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:32,470 Harry? You don't work for Harry anymore, okay? 743 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:34,472 Out there you gotta listen to me. When we're on that rock, you gotta do what I say. 744 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:38,476 Now send more to the turbine. I'm throttling up to 11,000. 745 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,478 A.J., back it off. You're gonna blow the transmission. 746 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:43,481 Hey, Harry, would you let me run my team, please? 747 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:46,484 - R.P.M.s are at red line. - Bear, goddamn it, I know what I'm doing. 748 00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:49,487 Come on. She can handle this. She'll be fine. Trust me. 749 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:52,490 - A.J., back the R... - Transmission overload. - Number one transmission is down. 750 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:56,494 Oh, son of a... The computer's wrong, and you know that. 751 00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:59,497 - We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation. 752 00:49:59,497 --> 00:50:03,501 If you wanna replace a member of the crew, now is the time. 753 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:07,494 I'll take care of this. Get him out of the tank, Chick. 754 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:12,510 - You wanna go home? Is that it? You wanna be fired? - No, I don't. 755 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:15,513 - My crew was doing the right thing. - Your crew? 756 00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:17,515 - Yeah. - Your crew just blew the transmission, A.J.! 757 00:50:17,515 --> 00:50:21,508 Listen, that NASA computer is just playin' it safe. The machine you built, the rig, could do it. 758 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,522 Shut up. Just shut up! Shut your mouth! 759 00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:28,526 Those men in that room have zero tolerance for showin' off, hot doggin'... 760 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:32,530 goin' by your gut instinctor you tryin' to be a hero, you got that? 761 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:35,533 - Say the words, A.J.! - I got it! 762 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:38,536 - I want my men to have tomorrow night off. - What do you mean "off"? 763 00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:42,540 I mean, off. Out of here. For at least ten hours. Then we'll go to Kennedy. 764 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:46,544 Well, there's no possible way we can do that, Harry. There's a potentially huge security risk. What if they talk? 765 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:49,547 - What if they get hurt? - What if they're too burned out to do the right thing? 766 00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:52,550 What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for? 767 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:54,552 You see what's goin' on up there. These boys are ready to snap. 768 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:57,555 They didn't ask to be here. They got pulled off the street. 769 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,557 For all we know, tomorrow night could be the last night they ever see Earth. 770 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:02,560 I don't think it's too much to ask to let 'em spend it with their families. 771 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,562 - Well, listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel? 772 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:08,555 - Two girls. - Wouldn't you like to spend tomorrow night with your little girls? 773 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:12,570 I'm not askin' ya. I'm tellin' ya. 774 00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:16,563 Make this happen. 775 00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:26,584 This is a pretty big loan. Why don't you count the cash? 776 00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:28,586 Nah, this looks like 100 grand to me. 777 00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:32,590 I'm givin' you this at 60 percent. I hope you know what you're doin'... 778 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,592 because I'll bust your head with a sledge hammer. 779 00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:37,595 - You'll get your money back. - You don't look too healthy. 780 00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:40,598 You're not gonna die on me, are ya? 781 00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:44,591 Let's just say, no more than you are. Thanks, Vic. 782 00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:54,612 Don't wanna close my eyes 783 00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:57,615 I don't wanna fall asleep 784 00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,617 'Cause I'd miss you, baby 785 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:03,610 - And I don't wanna miss a thing - You know what I was thinkin'? - What? 786 00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:09,627 I-I really don't think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker. 787 00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:12,630 - Why? - Well, 'cause it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie. 788 00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:16,634 And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic... 789 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:19,637 of what makes a cracker a cracker. 790 00:52:19,637 --> 00:52:21,639 I don't know why I thought of that. I just... 791 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:23,641 Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk. 792 00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:27,634 I got a little animal cracker, Discovery Channel thing happenin' right here. 793 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:32,639 Watch the gazelle as he grazes through the open plains. 794 00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:37,655 Now look as the cheetah approaches. 795 00:52:37,655 --> 00:52:40,658 Watch as he stalks his prey. 796 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,661 Now, the gazelle's a little spooked... 797 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:47,654 and he could head north to the ample sustenance... 798 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:52,659 provided by the mountainous peaks above. 799 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:57,675 He could go south. 800 00:52:57,675 --> 00:53:01,668 The gazelle now faces man's most perilous question: 801 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,683 north, or... 802 00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:08,686 south? 803 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:12,679 Way down under. 804 00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:18,696 Tune in next week. 805 00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:21,699 Baby... 806 00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:24,702 do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world... 807 00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:28,695 is doing this very same thing at this very same moment? 808 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:31,709 I hope so. 809 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:35,702 Otherwise, what the hell are we tryin' to save? 810 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:43,721 Don't wanna close my eyes 811 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:47,714 I don't wanna fall asleep 'cause I'd miss you, baby 812 00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:52,719 And I don't wanna miss a thing 813 00:53:56,734 --> 00:54:00,738 Hey. 814 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:04,731 - What are you doing here? - I was just passin' by on the, uh... 815 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:09,736 I came... 816 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:15,753 - Who's he? - That man's a salesman. 817 00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:19,746 Would you go inside? 818 00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:25,763 Thank you. 819 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:29,756 He got big. 820 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,771 You can't come around like this. 821 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:36,774 The court says you can't. It confuses him. 822 00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:39,777 No, I know. I just... 823 00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:43,770 I wanted to say that I'm sorry... 824 00:54:44,782 --> 00:54:48,786 about everything, and... 825 00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:50,788 I got somethin' comin' up. 826 00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:54,781 It's something kinda big. You just might be proud of me. 827 00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:58,796 Would you do somethin' for me? Would you just give him this? 828 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:02,789 You don't have to... You don't have to tell him who it's from. Just... 829 00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:13,811 Everybody talkin'about what it is, what it ain't 830 00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:15,813 Kiss on the devil and you piss off a saint 831 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:18,816 But it can't be love if you don't have to crawl 832 00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:21,819 You say you don't need nothin' but you got to have it all 833 00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:24,822 - Come back here! - Hey, Noonan, you need ten grand? 834 00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:27,825 - Yeah. - We gotta put these girls through college. 835 00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:31,829 - I love this astronaut stuff. - All right! - Good work if you can get it. 836 00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:33,831 Yeah, I'm just in town doin' a little astronaut training. 837 00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:36,834 Ooh! Astronauta. 838 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:39,837 Ah, s�. I'm a mission specialist. 839 00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:43,830 - Yes, and what's that mean? - I don't know. 840 00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:48,846 Hey! Who the hell do you think you guys are? 841 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:52,839 - You're hoggin' all the action. - Hey, pinhead. Why don't you go find your own party? 842 00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:56,854 - Why don't you spread the wealth, pal? - Here. Why don't you go buy yourself a neck? 843 00:55:56,854 --> 00:56:00,847 Hey, Mr. Clean! 844 00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:04,862 - Man! Call NASA! - Get over there. 845 00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:06,864 - They'll confirm it! We're astronauts! - Yeah, yeah. 846 00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,866 - Yeah, we're astronauts. - Yeah, we're all astronauts. 847 00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:11,869 You are so messing with national security right now, man. 848 00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:13,871 - Turn around. - You are fired tomorrow morning. 849 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:16,874 I'm telling ya. I'll get the CIA and the FBI. 850 00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:20,878 - You'll be working security at Toys'R'Us. Oh, oh, baby. No, no. No, no! - Bye-bye, little astronaut. 851 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:21,879 - Oh, it's time to go now. - Oh, don't leave, baby. No, no. 852 00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:25,872 - You see, I'm goin' into space, and I'm not comin' back. - No, no, no. 853 00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:32,890 - It's coming in at 30,000 miles an hour! - Give me a projected impact. 854 00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:35,893 - East Asia, 11 minutes. - We're gonna have to warn... 855 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:39,886 Warn who? The entire South Pacific? 856 00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:33,940 So the whole world knows. 857 00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:38,956 Tell me you've never let anybody down before. 858 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:41,959 I never quit yet. How's that? 859 00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:44,962 I guess that'll have to do. 860 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:47,965 You know somethin'? 861 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:49,967 I still remember the first, middle and last name... 862 00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:53,971 of every guy that qualified for the astronaut program the first year I was here. 863 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:57,975 Thanks. I went into the engineering program. 864 00:57:57,975 --> 00:58:01,979 Kinda had to. But, boy, I wanted to go up there. 865 00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:05,972 I wanted to be one of those guys with a mission patch on my arm. 866 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:11,978 I tell you, I'd be on that shuttle with you, Harry, if I could. 867 00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:17,984 You don't want to be up in that shuttle any more than I do. 868 00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:21,999 Well, good luck in Florida tomorrow. 869 00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:26,003 The death of 50,000 people in Shanghai yesterday has rattled the na... 870 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:29,006 A French satellite has tracked an object in space... 871 00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:32,009 Sources are estimating that the tidal wave was five... 872 00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:34,011 This is CNN, live in Florida. 873 00:58:34,011 --> 00:58:37,014 We have just learned that NASA is on a full-scale military alert. 874 00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:40,017 They're calling this a global killer. 875 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:42,019 The government has been very tight-lipped throughout this... 876 00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:44,021 The Pentagon is getting involved at this point with some kind... 877 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:48,025 of a project involving NASA and perhaps a shuttle mission... 878 00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:50,027 Senior Pentagon officials refused comment... 879 00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:54,020 adding fuel to the speculation that there could be a very serious problem. 880 00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:59,036 We have a special team of astronauts that arrived in Florida this evening. 881 00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,038 NASA's in emergency launch preparation... 882 00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:04,041 in cooperation with Russian, Japanese and French space agencies... 883 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:08,034 on the most massive joint space venture in history. 884 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:20,046 Gracie? 885 00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:30,067 Got your note. 886 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:34,071 - What are you doing out here, honey? - Um, just thinkin'. 887 00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:37,074 - Yeah. - I, um, want to apologize to you for... 888 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:40,077 Oh, no, Grace. Stop. You don't have to apologize at all. I... 889 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:44,081 I sh... 890 00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:48,074 I shouldn't have dragged you around on all those oil rigs. I just... 891 00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:52,089 I don't think that I did the right thing with you. 892 00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:53,090 - You're wrong. 893 00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:55,092 I love my life. 894 00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:57,094 I love everything about my life... 895 00:59:57,094 --> 01:00:01,087 and I don't blame you for my mother leaving. 896 01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:06,103 She left us both. 897 01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:08,105 And-And I love you. 898 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:12,098 And don't talk like you're not comin' back. 899 01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:16,113 Promise me that you'll come back. 900 01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:20,106 - Okay. - Say, "I promise." 901 01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:25,111 I promise, Grace. 902 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:30,116 It's gonna be all right, Grace. 903 01:00:33,130 --> 01:00:37,123 If it's not too much trouble, can you please bring my fianc� home with you? 904 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:42,128 Oh, Jesus. 905 01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:52,149 The president will be addressing the nation... 906 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:56,142 and all of you personally within the hour. 907 01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:26,172 Astronauts. 908 01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:35,181 I'll see you in a couple days, honey. 909 01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:43,200 All my bags are packed 910 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,203 I'm ready to go 911 01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:50,207 I'm standing here outside your door 912 01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:53,210 I hate to wake you up 913 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:56,213 To say good-bye 914 01:01:56,213 --> 01:02:00,217 So kiss me and smile for me 915 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:03,220 Let me know you'll wait for me 916 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:07,213 Hold me like you'll never let me go 917 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:11,228 'Cause I'm leavin' 918 01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:14,231 On a jet plane 919 01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:16,233 Don't know when I'll be back again 920 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:20,226 Leavin' on a jet plane 921 01:02:21,238 --> 01:02:24,241 I don't know when I'll be back again 922 01:02:24,241 --> 01:02:28,245 - Leavin' on a jet plane - Leavin' on a jet plane 923 01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:31,248 I don't know when I'll be back again 924 01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:35,241 - Leavin' on a jet plane - So, Truman this is who you found to save the planet. 925 01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:39,256 - Don't know when I'll be back again - Frost, you good to go? 926 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:42,259 - Mm-hmm. One-One sec. - Leavin'on a jet plane - That boy don't take anything seriously. 927 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:46,263 - Yeah. Reminds me of a guy I used to know. - Don't know when I'll be back again 928 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:50,267 Leavin' on a jet plane 929 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:53,270 - I don't know when I'll be back again - I'm marrying you. 930 01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:57,274 - Bet your ass you are. - Leavin' on a jet plane 931 01:02:57,274 --> 01:03:01,267 I don't know when I'll be back again 932 01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:18,295 I address you tonight... 933 01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:22,299 not as the president of the United States... 934 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:25,302 not as the leader of a country... 935 01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:29,295 but as a citizen of humanity. 936 01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:34,300 We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. 937 01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:39,305 The Bible calls this day Armageddon, the end of all things. 938 01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:45,311 And yet, for the first time... 939 01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:50,316 in the history of the planet, a species has the technology... 940 01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:54,331 to prevent its own extinction. 941 01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:58,335 All of you praying with us need to know... 942 01:03:58,335 --> 01:04:02,328 that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster... 943 01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:07,333 is being called into service. 944 01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:12,349 The human thirst for excellence... 945 01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:15,352 and knowledge... 946 01:04:15,352 --> 01:04:19,356 every step up the ladder of science... 947 01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:23,360 every adventurous reach into space... 948 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:27,353 all of our combined modern technologies and imaginations... 949 01:04:28,365 --> 01:04:32,369 even the wars that we've fought, have provided us the tools... 950 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:35,372 to wage this terrible battle. 951 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:38,375 Through all the chaos that is our history... 952 01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:41,378 through all of the wrongs and the discord... 953 01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:43,380 through all of the pain and suffering... 954 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:47,373 through all of our times there is one thing... 955 01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:51,388 - that has nourished our souls... - Mom, that salesman's on TV. 956 01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:53,390 and elevated our species above its origins... 957 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:56,393 and that is our courage. 958 01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:59,396 The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight... 959 01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:03,400 on those 14 brave souls... 960 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,402 traveling into the heavens. 961 01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:09,406 That man's not a salesman. That's your daddy. 962 01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:13,399 And may we all, citizens the world over, see these events through. 963 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:18,404 God speed and good luck to you. 964 01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:29,415 Freedom crew. Independence crew. 965 01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:36,433 - How you feelin'? - Uh, good, you know. 966 01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:40,426 I mean, considering I've never been this scared in my entire life. I... You know... 967 01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:44,441 Listen, once you get up there, you're gonna be on your own. 968 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:46,443 If anything should happen, I just wanted... 969 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:50,436 I know, Harry. I'll, uh, try not to disappoint you. 970 01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:58,444 Take care of yourself, kid. 971 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:04,461 Freedom's on the bridge. 972 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:08,465 Attention in the firing room. The oxidizer loading is complete. 973 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:12,469 - Independence on the bridge. - Attention all personnel. 974 01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:16,462 We are T minus two hours to the program goal. 975 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:26,483 - Hey, Harry. - Yeah, Rock? 976 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:29,486 You know, we're sittin' on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon... 977 01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:32,489 and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts... 978 01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:35,492 built by the lowest bidder. 979 01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:39,485 - Makes you feel good, doesn't it? - Yeah. 980 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:44,501 - How ya doin', Oscar? - Great. 981 01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,503 - Yeah? - I got that excited, scared feelin'... 982 01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:49,506 like 98% excited, 2% scared. 983 01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:53,510 Maybe it's more. It could be 2... It could be 98% percent scared, 2% excited. 984 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:57,503 But that's what makes it so intense, is it's so confused. I can't really figure it out. 985 01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:02,519 Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out. 986 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:05,522 - Yes, sir. - I mean, almost to the point of cutting off circulation. 987 01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:09,526 - Ow. - It must be a comfort to know... 988 01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:13,530 that if the space program goes under you can always get a job at Helga's House of Pain, huh? 989 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:14,531 All right. Flight directors on... 990 01:07:14,531 --> 01:07:16,533 ...with the go/no-go for launch. - Retro. 991 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:18,535 - Go flight. - Booster. - Go flight. 992 01:07:18,535 --> 01:07:20,537 - Ecos. - Go flight. - Trajectory. - Go flight. 993 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:23,540 - FIDO. - Go flight. - EVA. - Go flight. 994 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:27,544 - CAPCOM Freedom. - Go flight. - CAPCOM Independence. - Go flight. 995 01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:30,547 All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's pucker time. 996 01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:34,540 Independence and Freedom, this is Kennedy firing room. We're T minus one minute. 997 01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:38,555 All crew members, close and lock your visors. 998 01:07:38,555 --> 01:07:42,559 Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count. 999 01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:45,562 T minus 31. You're go for auto-sequence start. 1000 01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:48,565 B.L.T.s, perform your A.D.U. pre-start. 1001 01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:52,558 Okay, gentlemen, you're our warriors up there. God be with you. 1002 01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:57,563 - You're already heroes. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. - F.T.D., we're clear to launch. 1003 01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:02,568 We're T minus 20 seconds. 1004 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:07,573 Ten, nine, eight, seven... 1005 01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:11,588 four, three, two, one. 1006 01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:15,581 We have main engine start. 1007 01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:20,597 - We have booster ignition. - We're going. 1008 01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:24,590 And lift off. 1009 01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:34,611 Freedom, this is flight deck. 1010 01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:38,604 Roger, Freedom. You're looking good. 1011 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:53,630 - We have go for Independence. - Three, two, one. 1012 01:08:53,630 --> 01:08:57,623 - Independence, we have booster ignition. - We have lift off. 1013 01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:02,628 We are cooking, Houston. 1014 01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:26,652 Houston, the tower is clear. They're all yours. 1015 01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:31,668 - Heads up, everybody. They're ours now. - All engines are go. 1016 01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:35,661 Keep a sharp eye out on both of'em. 1017 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:44,670 Start roll maneuver. 1018 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,693 - Two good roll programs. - One down. - Independence,we have a max cue. 1019 01:09:56,693 --> 01:10:00,697 Roger, Control. We are a max cue. 1020 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:04,690 S.R.B. sep... 1021 01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:10,707 - We are single-engine, press, demi-go. - Copy, press, demi-go. 1022 01:10:10,707 --> 01:10:14,700 Houston, this is a kick-ass ride! 1023 01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:23,709 Freedom, this is Houston. Main engine cut out on schedule. Out. 1024 01:10:31,728 --> 01:10:35,721 Freedom, stats are good. 1025 01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:41,738 - Independence, telemetry is up and running... - Oh, my God! 1026 01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:45,742 This is space! 'Course, we're just in the beginning part of space. 1027 01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:47,744 We-We haven't even gotten to outer space yet. 1028 01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:51,737 Roger, Houston. We have a visual on the Russian space station. Initiating retro burn. 1029 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:57,754 Gentlemen, remember the Russian space station has been up there for 11 years. 1030 01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,756 Most of us don't have cars that old. 1031 01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:03,749 Now, the cosmonaut on board has been on that tin can for 18 months, alone. 1032 01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:09,766 So don't be surprised if he's a little off. 1033 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:13,759 - Independence, we're gonna put you... - All right, crew. Let's exit these flight suits. 1034 01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:19,765 Hello. This is Russian space station. Can you hear me? 1035 01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:23,780 We copy, Russian space station. This is Houston. 1036 01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:27,784 I'm ready to fire my thrusters any time. 1037 01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:30,787 - Stand by. - Okay. I'm not going anywhere. 1038 01:11:30,787 --> 01:11:34,780 We have a go. Initiate gravitational spin. 1039 01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:44,790 You are maxed at 40% spin. 1040 01:11:45,802 --> 01:11:48,805 Okay, Houston. 1041 01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:52,809 I can feel I'm having gravity. 1042 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:55,812 All right, gentlemen. We're gonna dock in a minute. 1043 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:59,805 Now, the Russian space station has fired her rockets to simulate gravity and let us work faster. 1044 01:12:00,817 --> 01:12:02,819 But it's gonna make you queasy, so prepare yourself. 1045 01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:06,812 Well, it's about time. I haven't thrown up in about an hour. 1046 01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:13,830 Initiating first phase of docking procedure. 1047 01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:17,823 - Switching to manual. - Manual override. 1048 01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:26,832 One foot per second. Let's take this slow and do it right, folks. Twenty feet. 1049 01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:34,851 Ten feet. Looking good on radar. 1050 01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:38,844 Five feet. 1051 01:12:39,856 --> 01:12:43,849 Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go. 1052 01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:47,864 Freedom, telemetry is looking good. 1053 01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:51,857 - We have soft dock. - Fuel teams, prepare to unload. 1054 01:12:56,873 --> 01:13:00,866 All right, gentlemen, watch your heads. Let's go, Independence. 1055 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:07,873 Colonel. 1056 01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:18,895 Where is he? Anybody home? 1057 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:22,888 Welcome, everybody! 1058 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:27,904 I am not gas station. This is sophisticated laboratory. 1059 01:13:27,904 --> 01:13:31,908 I'm in charge. So do not be touching anything. 1060 01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:33,910 I need one... I need you. 1061 01:13:33,910 --> 01:13:36,913 - Go with him. - I need you. Hurry up. Hurry up. Come on. Come on. 1062 01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:40,906 It's very important you watch the fuel gauge, okay? Put on cold suit. 1063 01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:44,921 - Countdown clock will hold at... - Copy that, Houston. Prepping for fuel transfer. 1064 01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:47,924 Countdown clock will hold at T minus 20 minutes and... 1065 01:13:47,924 --> 01:13:51,917 - Fuel pod is down there. - It's down here, huh? Great. 1066 01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,933 Let's go. Move it on. Here we go. We go. We go. 1067 01:13:56,933 --> 01:14:00,926 Bring it down. Bring it down. 1068 01:14:02,939 --> 01:14:06,943 Okay, let's connect these fuel lines. 1069 01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:10,947 Freedomon the left, Independenceon the right. 1070 01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:14,951 All right. We're goin' left here. 1071 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:18,955 To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. 150, okay. 1072 01:14:18,955 --> 01:14:22,948 160, okay. 200, bad disaster for space station. 1073 01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:28,954 So if you watch 200, you can call for Lev, on, and you see here number one, on. 1074 01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:32,969 You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down. 1075 01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:36,962 - What's Lev? - I am Lev Andropov, colonel of Russian space agency. 1076 01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:41,978 In Russia I'm a very big man. 1077 01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:45,971 - We're ready to transfer. - I'm coming. No problem. 1078 01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:50,987 You. You. You there! 1079 01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:54,980 - Hard locked. - Ready for transfusion! 1080 01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:05,991 Fuel is pumping. 1081 01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:12,008 - Hey, Lev, the, uh, the-the pressure's climbing. - Is there a problem here? 1082 01:15:12,008 --> 01:15:14,010 Houston, we're on fuel transference. 1083 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:18,003 Don't touch my uncle. You know? He's a genius of my family. 1084 01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:24,020 Lev! Can anybody hear me? Guys? Hello, guys. 1085 01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:26,022 He used to work for a big bomb factory. 1086 01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:30,015 He used to make the tip of the bomb, the thing that finds, uh... 1087 01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:33,029 New York or Washington, you know? 1088 01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:37,033 - Ooh. - Check your hoses. We got some thermal variation. 1089 01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:41,026 Stamper, let's look at the couplings back on the shuttle. 1090 01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:46,031 Okay. Shut down. Uh... 1091 01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:56,041 - Guys! - Hold on a second. - What's that noise? 1092 01:15:57,053 --> 01:16:01,046 Oh, no! God! 1093 01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:06,051 - What is it? - Leak! Leak! Leak! 1094 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:12,068 Get your men back to the shuttle! Go! 1095 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:16,072 Go on! Hurry up! Get out of there! 1096 01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:18,074 You know, this really smokes! 1097 01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:22,078 - Pull lever! - This is the lever! 1098 01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:26,071 - Colonel, we must get him out of there! - A.J., come on out! 1099 01:16:29,085 --> 01:16:33,078 Hurry! Hurry! 1100 01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:36,092 Emergency! Break away! 1101 01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:40,085 We gota fire in the fuel pod! 1102 01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:46,091 - Come on! - Come on! Get in here! A.J.'s stuck in the fuel pod! 1103 01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:52,097 - We're losing it! - Come on out of there! 1104 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:05,110 Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration... 1105 01:17:07,123 --> 01:17:10,126 - Malloy, talk to me! - Not good. We got sparks and fire in the fuel pod. 1106 01:17:10,126 --> 01:17:14,130 - Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now! - Dump the hoses now! We're going! 1107 01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:18,134 - What happened? Let me shut off the O2 feed! - Harry, it's burnin' up! 1108 01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:22,127 Damn! Max, Rock, get in here! Get down there and crack these pipes over here! 1109 01:17:23,139 --> 01:17:27,143 - Harry, no! It's burnin' up! - We're goin' back for the other team! 1110 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:30,146 Switch on the personnel locators. 1111 01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:32,148 Trackin' A.J. He's climbin'. 1112 01:17:32,148 --> 01:17:35,151 - No! - Go! Go! 1113 01:17:35,151 --> 01:17:39,155 It's too late! Get back to the shuttle! This thing's gonna blow! 1114 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:41,157 No! 1115 01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:45,150 Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! You're gonna die! 1116 01:17:47,163 --> 01:17:49,165 - Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We got a man in there! - Open that door and we'll all die! 1117 01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:53,158 - Fuel leak! - Get out of there! 1118 01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:58,163 Evac now! Let's go! Let's go! 1119 01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:03,168 Come on back! No, wait! The door is broken! 1120 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:07,183 - No! - They got the fire sealed in the fuel pod. 1121 01:18:07,183 --> 01:18:09,185 - They locked it down. - Tracking 'em back to the shuttle. 1122 01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:12,188 They've still got two men trapped in there! 1123 01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:16,181 Keep running! The shuttle's another 75 feet! Where's the rest of the team? 1124 01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:20,196 - Let's get out of here! The pod... - Wait, wait, wait! Where's A.J.? - A.J.'s gone! 1125 01:18:20,196 --> 01:18:24,189 - We're not leavin' without A.J.! - He's gone! It's too late! 1126 01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:28,204 Come on! This way is our only chance! 1127 01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:31,207 So it's minus 100! 1128 01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:35,200 Very cold. Hold breath, or lung freezes! 1129 01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:43,208 Get back to the shuttle! And lock that door! 1130 01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:48,224 - Come on! - Hurry, A.J.! - Leave him alone! Leave him alone! 1131 01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:51,227 - I tried! I tried. But A.J... - It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! 1132 01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:55,227 - It's them or all of us! - It's on fire!