1 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:41,633 Northern Mongolia 2 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:43,629 Get off the babysitter. Daddy's home. 3 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:24,608 What is an Angel doing so far from Heaven? 4 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,218 I'm no Angel. 5 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,246 This is hostel, yeah? 6 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:52,988 I'm good at the bull, no? 7 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,672 Ray Carter U.S. Marshal 8 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:47,911 Marshal Ray Carter? I'm Alex Munday. I'll be your rescuer today. 9 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:51,250 I didn't think you'd find me. How many men do you have? 10 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:53,517 I've got two girlfriends in the bar. 11 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:55,320 They have 50 armed men. 12 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:58,794 I know. It hardly seems fair. Come on. 13 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:04,336 - What is it? - My ribs. 14 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,870 Dylan? Dylan, we need to get out of here. 15 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:08,563 I'm on top of it. 16 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:23,449 - They got my ring. - I'm sure your wife will understand. 17 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:38,895 Kill them! 18 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,097 Kill them all! 19 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,782 Plan B. 20 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:53,169 Just once, I'd like to walk out of a bar. 21 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:14,266 Let's go! 22 00:07:30,983 --> 00:07:32,314 Now! 23 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:57,506 - Get in! - You got him? 24 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,008 Dylan! 25 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:09,216 Go for it! 26 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:11,379 - Dylan! - I'm trying! 27 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:24,025 I'm afraid I underestimated you guys. 28 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:25,397 Yeah. 29 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:27,903 That happens a lot. 30 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:53,758 It was three girls! 31 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:55,696 Three crazy beautiful girls. 32 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:56,926 But we have the ring. 33 00:08:57,603 --> 00:09:00,003 I always knew this day would come... 34 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,871 Let's go to plan B. 35 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:10,239 Once upon a time, there were three very different little girls. 36 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:29,760 Come on, Alex. This is the last pass. You can do it! 37 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:34,405 Harder! Harder! Harder! 38 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:55,152 I want you! I want you now! 39 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:59,354 Who grew up to be three very different women. 40 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:01,390 No. 41 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:25,748 Okay. 42 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,025 You, hot water. 43 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:39,194 Here it goes. Here it goes. 44 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:43,432 There we go. 45 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:48,137 Now they work for me. My name is Charlie. 46 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:48,172 William Rose Bailey Department of Justice 47 00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:59,576 Perimeter secure. We're ready for takeoff. 48 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:02,243 Well done, Agent McDowell. 49 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,296 Hey, check this out. 50 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,406 Our first piece of mail. 51 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:15,715 - Your 10-year high-school reunion. - It'll be a fun night, Nat. 52 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:18,254 - Isn't that cool? - It's great. 53 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:23,091 I still can't believe Nat and Pete are moving in together. 54 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:26,857 - Our little Angel's growing up. - It's wild that Natalie owns property. 55 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,364 The most expensive thing I own are these boots. 56 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,766 - Excuse me. Those are my boots. - Whatever. My point is... 57 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,904 I forgot my point. 58 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,273 You're broke, horny and wearing my boots. 59 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,381 Thank you. 60 00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:51,281 So you thought you could escape my fortress. 61 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,084 Not so fast. 62 00:14:57,096 --> 00:15:00,725 - Oh, my God! Jason. - Surprise. 63 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,960 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 64 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:05,796 That was fun. 65 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,802 Fun. Yeah. 66 00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:13,437 - What are you doing here? - I miss you. Look... 67 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:19,978 What are you doing later, after this? Later on? 68 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:25,120 Jason, I thought we were on a time-out. 69 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:28,317 What? We can't fool around at all? 70 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,827 Hey, Jason. I didn't think you'd make it. 71 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:36,093 Yeah, the photo shoot ran late. Plus, I wanted to miss all the heavy stuff. 72 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,168 - Hey, Jason. - Hey. 73 00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,305 - How's the sequel going? - Great. 74 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:43,669 We had, like, 13 writers, so it should be pretty good. 75 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:46,743 - I loved the first one. - Yeah, it was great. 76 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:52,941 Sorry. We got a great title for this one: Maximum Extreme-2. 77 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,989 The premiere's Friday, so I brought you tickets. 78 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,523 I love tickets! 79 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,521 - Hello? - Yeah? 80 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,665 - Be right in. - Thanks. 81 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,357 Sorry. 82 00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:13,033 - Thanks for helping out, Jason. - Yeah, yeah. 83 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,197 Charlie. 84 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,806 Bosley! 85 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,675 What's happening, Angels? How y'all doing? 86 00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,041 - Hey. - Hey, Bos. 87 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:27,707 Look here. I see my brother ain't checked the books in a while. 88 00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:29,046 We have a book? 89 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:33,324 Look here, lovelies, I only been here a few days, but will you explain 90 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:34,959 what the hell is this? 91 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,185 Now, what...? 92 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,695 Careful with that, Bos. 93 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:42,864 I'm all right. 94 00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:47,534 And I also see y'all being played. Five G's for a Kevlar vest? 95 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:50,539 - We need those. - They're made especially for us. 96 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:53,769 What? You all fine, but you crazy. 97 00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:58,340 What? 98 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,075 Bosley, come here. 99 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,076 - Have a seat, Bos. - Okay. 100 00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:03,549 - Bos. - What? 101 00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,189 B. 102 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,655 Your brother didn't sweat the details. 103 00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:11,091 - We do what it takes. - Right. 104 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,287 So, what does a Bosley do around here? 105 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:17,433 - He does the most important job of all. - What's that? 106 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:20,436 He connects us with Charlie. 107 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:25,674 Okay. All right. All right. 108 00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:28,538 - Good morning, Angels. - Good morning, Charlie. 109 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,945 Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you. 110 00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:36,076 Man, please. I date fat women. What are you talking about? 111 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,217 Great work in Mongolia, Angels 112 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,883 but I'm afraid the case has taken a new turn. 113 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,428 Goddamn! What the f...? Look... Look... 114 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,131 I know where I'm watching the game at tonight. Look at that. 115 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:55,534 Angels, I'd like to introduce Roger Wixon, senior director of the FBI. 116 00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,299 - Pleasure to meet you. - Pleasure. 117 00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,807 - Hi. - Hello. 118 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,036 Over the years, the Townsend Agency 119 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,374 has worked on projects for the bureau 120 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:07,417 but never one with so many innocent lives at stake. 121 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:11,147 Hey, I'm busy watching that doggone screen. 122 00:18:11,356 --> 00:18:12,948 Good job, Bos. 123 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,961 Angels, you're aware of the Federal Witness Protection Program. 124 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,394 People who testify against major crime figures 125 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,796 are relocated and given new identities. 126 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:27,335 The identities of these witnesses are protected by a program called HALO: 127 00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,736 Hidden Alias List Operation. 128 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:33,173 The list is encrypted on two titanium rings. 129 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:36,438 The data on each ring is indecipherable on its own 130 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,676 but when they are read together, their codes unlock each other. 131 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,148 Who wears the rings? 132 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,983 The head of the U.S. Marshal Service was wearing one. 133 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:47,091 - Ray Carter. - Good morning. 134 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:51,025 - Hey, how are you feeling? - Couple of fractured ribs, but I'll live. 135 00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,527 Who wears the other ring? 136 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:56,327 The head of security for the Justice Department, William Rose Bailey. 137 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,868 Unfortunately, he was killed this morning. 138 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:02,131 - Now both rings are in the open. - So the list is out. 139 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,366 Someone's contacted the major crime families offering to sell the list. 140 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,066 Antonioni Crime Family 141 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:06,301 Diablo Cartel 142 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,502 Tanaka Yakuza 143 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:08,111 O'Grady Clan 144 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,009 One of our protected witness, Alan Caufield 145 00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:12,046 was found dead at home in the Valley. 146 00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:17,519 Angels, we need to get the HALO rings back before the list is sold. 147 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:21,056 - We'll start at the Caufield house. - See if that leads us to HALO. 148 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:25,560 Hey, Charlie, we could really use Bosley's help on this one. 149 00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,222 - Get to drive the racecar? - Not today. 150 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,367 - Blow up a castle? - Not yet, Bos. 151 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,629 Well, what do y'all need me to do? 152 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:37,236 - Read some body language. - Hell, yeah. 153 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,251 Evidence Recovery Specialist 154 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,821 Crime Scene Photographer 155 00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:01,492 CSI Team Leader 156 00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,093 Coroner 157 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,862 I'm not going nowhere near no dead body. 158 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:15,944 Freeze, ladies. If you're not a dead body, other side of the ropes. 159 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:19,242 We got a serious situation here. My men have the area secure. 160 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,613 I have to ask you to evacuate immediately. 161 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:27,555 We got a 211, a 183, believe it or not, we got an 11-350, and it ain't pretty. 162 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:31,893 An 11-350? You found an illegal chinchilla ranch on the premises? 163 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,532 It's a chinchilla farm. 164 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,427 But you're good. 165 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,797 Negatory to orders to relinquish locality. 166 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,972 Circumspect to your observation 167 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:45,132 we'll proceed to the interior of the dwelling with your accompaniment. 168 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:50,270 Well, I do not copy. Repeat, do not copy. I'll have to ask my sergeant. 169 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,815 Your sergeant is here. 170 00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:12,928 Hands off. 171 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:17,337 If you had your game faces on at the academy, you ought to figure this out. 172 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:21,408 Simple caf� coronary. Freak show choked to death. 173 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,138 Questions? 174 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:27,512 Examination of soft palate reveals porcine byproduct 175 00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,347 lodged in vestibule. 176 00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:33,021 Okay, let's do this. Come on, baby. 177 00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:36,251 Caufield shows no signs of trauma to the larynx. 178 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,056 His struggle pattern indicates that he didn't choke. 179 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:42,528 He was smothered. 180 00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:45,192 Ladies, we got some carnauba residue. 181 00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:47,167 Pineapple. 182 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:50,467 Oh, it's Sex Wax. Best for your stick. 183 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:51,870 Pardon me? 184 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:54,136 - The killer's a surfer. - How do you know? 185 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,441 He used the credit card he uses to scrape wax off his board 186 00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:00,180 to gain entry into the house. 187 00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:02,650 Thrasher scumbag surfers. 188 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,715 Freeze! 189 00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:10,289 I found a foreign print. He was wearing reissued 1989 Air Jordans. 190 00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,327 A limited promotional version sold 191 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:15,728 only at the Foot Locker in Fontana, in the summer of 2002. 192 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:19,068 There's a discrepancy in weight distribution 193 00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:22,070 between the left and right sides. 194 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:26,904 An anterior cruciate ligament that was repaired in the last year. 195 00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:29,408 All right, who did it? 196 00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,741 A killer with a scar on his knee who surfs. 197 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:32,975 Did he stink? 198 00:22:33,151 --> 00:22:36,746 There's a hurricane off Baja. That means good swells for south beaches. 199 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:38,219 Was there a lot of blood? 200 00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:41,359 Offshore winds, Third Point. Malibu's pumping. 201 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:45,519 - Alex, surfboards are at your house. - Share it with me, Angels. 202 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:47,759 Freeze! 203 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,005 Daddy? Daddy! 204 00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:58,268 Darling! I was meeting your mother in Bali, and they cancelled the flight. 205 00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:03,142 Some sort of monsoon. So how is my favorite little ferret? 206 00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:05,647 Do the face. 207 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:09,386 No, come on. Do it properly. 208 00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:17,455 That is so cute. I do the whiskers with my dad. 209 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:22,458 Mr. Munday, it is such a pleasure to finally meet you. 210 00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:24,134 I'm Dylan. 211 00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:25,462 That's Natalie. 212 00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:28,104 I assure you, none of the stories are true. 213 00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:30,673 Well, some of them are. 214 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:34,408 So you work with Alex at the hospital? 215 00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:41,379 Yes! Natalie works in the psychiatric ward 216 00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:44,613 and Dylan is the head of gynecology. 217 00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:46,952 Really? 218 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:48,922 - So young. - I know. 219 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:54,191 We were just on our way out. We have a major procedure coming up, so... 220 00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:58,562 - Duty calls. Sorry. - I've got to prep. 221 00:23:58,737 --> 00:23:59,761 Scrub up. 222 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,303 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 223 00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:02,735 See you in a minute. 224 00:24:02,908 --> 00:24:05,399 It's just a tiny emergency. Make yourself at home. 225 00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:07,511 We'll talk later. Go save lives. 226 00:24:08,313 --> 00:24:09,507 Love you. 227 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,143 Head of gynecology? 228 00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:28,428 Wait a second. 229 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,333 Bos? There's a waxer on your 6. 230 00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:33,528 Is that you, Lord? 231 00:24:33,738 --> 00:24:36,366 Get in there and see if he uses pineapple Sex Wax. 232 00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:38,441 Dylan, check it out. 233 00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:42,139 I got sand in my ass. I can't hardly walk. 234 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,249 Just blend in. Be cool, Bos. 235 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:55,152 Got any wax? 236 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,794 Great job, Bos. 237 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:01,724 Is that grape? It's grape. 238 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,458 It's grape! 239 00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:04,727 Yes, sir! 240 00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:07,494 Suspect four eliminated. 241 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,302 What's up, Angel? 242 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:18,881 - Madison Lee? - Natalie Cook? 243 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:20,312 Oh, my God. 244 00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:24,185 How did you know? 245 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:27,086 - I get the newsletter. - Of course. 246 00:25:27,592 --> 00:25:31,756 Wow. I've heard so many stories about you. You're my favorite Angel. 247 00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:35,331 She won the Nobel Prize for her research on flying mammals. 248 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,695 And predicted Carmine DeSoto's every move 249 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,167 by using the Cosmo Bedside Astrologer. 250 00:25:42,941 --> 00:25:47,105 I also set the clock on Charlie's VCR. 251 00:25:47,946 --> 00:25:50,244 And she invented the molar mic. 252 00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:53,111 - Dylan and Alex? - Yeah. 253 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:59,320 - God, how I miss stakeouts. - I know. Aren't they the best? 254 00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:02,359 Bring it on Bitch! 255 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:06,397 Only one waxer left. 256 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,691 Wait a second. 257 00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:10,734 Subpatellar scar, left knee. 258 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:15,134 Check it out. Brown shorts, red board, 11 o'clock. What do you think? 259 00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,067 - Yummy. - That's what I thought. 260 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:22,077 Case closed. Nat, move in. Dylan thinks he's hot. 261 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:23,305 What do you mean? 262 00:26:23,481 --> 00:26:26,109 You always fall for the bad guy. 263 00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:29,652 Then this guy must be really evil. 264 00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:32,584 You should see the new agency. It's beautiful. 265 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:36,591 Maybe I will. Tell Charlie hello for me when you see him. 266 00:26:38,496 --> 00:26:39,861 You know. 267 00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:07,683 There she goes. 268 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,255 Who do you think will be the first of us to leave? 269 00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:13,294 You, me or Natalie? 270 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,361 - What are you talking about? - I think it'll be Nat. 271 00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:18,195 Why? Did she say something? 272 00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:21,372 Nat and Pete live together now. Soon they'll be engaged 273 00:27:21,539 --> 00:27:23,700 and you and I will wear pink dresses 274 00:27:23,908 --> 00:27:27,207 at the wedding of Mr. And Mrs. Pete Kominsky. 275 00:27:28,346 --> 00:27:32,339 Yeah, but even if she got married, she'd never leave us. 276 00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:36,510 Sooner or later, you and I are gonna have to break in a new Angel. 277 00:27:38,923 --> 00:27:40,515 Good morning, Angels. 278 00:27:40,692 --> 00:27:43,160 Good morning, Charlie. 279 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,226 - Good morning, Angels. - Good morning, Charlie. 280 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,198 Good morning, Angels. 281 00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:55,234 Good morning, Charlie. 282 00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:00,310 Good morning, Charlie. 283 00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:08,044 I mean, you didn't think it would be the three of us forever, did you? 284 00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:11,547 I think I lost my nuts. Your nuts ever get small? 285 00:28:11,723 --> 00:28:16,092 When I get in water, they just shrink up. They become like one marble. 286 00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:31,273 Killer, huh? 287 00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:33,270 I just got so excited. 288 00:28:33,478 --> 00:28:36,276 When it's big like that, I love to ride it hard and rough. 289 00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:39,040 Sorry. 290 00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:43,420 The way I was getting pounded, I'm gonna be wet for hours. 291 00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:59,003 Catch you later. 292 00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:03,032 Randy Emmers. 293 00:29:05,143 --> 00:29:08,874 - Pineapple Sex Wax. - "The Coal Bowl." 294 00:29:09,047 --> 00:29:12,539 Hey, check it out. "Leo," that could be his next target. 295 00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:24,321 This is it. 296 00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:26,326 The Coal Bowl. 297 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:28,762 Let's get dirty. 298 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,005 - I'll buy in. - I'll find Leo. 299 00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:45,649 I'll look for Emmers. 300 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:47,942 - I'll look for Emmers. - Yeah. 301 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:54,148 All right, Leo, you're mine. 302 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:56,954 Good luck. 303 00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:59,626 - You in charge here? - You know it. 304 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:03,601 - I want in. - It's a two G buy-in. Winner takes all. 305 00:30:03,768 --> 00:30:07,135 - Rules are, there are no rules. - I'm down. 306 00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:10,363 Three out of four don't cross the finish line. 307 00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:13,074 I'll take those odds. 308 00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:19,116 Hey, how's it going? 309 00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:22,515 - Metzger's at the far double. - Is this your first time...? 310 00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:24,848 Carmichael's at the finish line. 311 00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:27,184 I was thinking may... 312 00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:50,579 You and Pete moving in together is a big deal. 313 00:30:50,748 --> 00:30:54,548 - Yeah, it's great, isn't it? - So where do you see this going? 314 00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:57,244 Going? I'm confused. 315 00:30:57,422 --> 00:31:00,357 Okay, say someone was to come up to me and say: 316 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:04,017 "Hey, Dylan, do you think Natalie wants to get married?" 317 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:09,527 What? Did Pete ask you to ask me if I wanted to get married? 318 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,931 - No. - Because we just moved in together. 319 00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:14,229 Heads up, I've spotted Emmers. I'm on him. 320 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,632 Red bike, red helmet. 321 00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:40,658 Nat, number 25. Check it out. 322 00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:43,359 The lion. That's Leo. 323 00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:46,465 I got it. The guy in blue. 324 00:31:59,284 --> 00:32:01,081 I got shut out. 325 00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,689 - What was that? - He's after Leo. 326 00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:21,699 He just took out a guy in the front double. 327 00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:29,303 - He's making his way up to Leo. - I'm gonna get him. 328 00:32:39,857 --> 00:32:41,722 That's it! Let's get in there. 329 00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:03,179 I got him, I got him! 330 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,185 - He's gonna crush him! - Look out, Nat! 331 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,886 What the hell are you doing?! 332 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,523 Nat, he's on your 6. 333 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:25,666 No, Natalie! 334 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:30,535 - Natalie! - I'm okay. 335 00:33:33,711 --> 00:33:35,770 We gotta take him out! 336 00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:44,788 I'll get back in. 337 00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:58,193 Let's go! 338 00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,597 Get him at the double. 339 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,343 - You okay? - Yeah. 340 00:34:47,852 --> 00:34:50,446 Hey, what are you doing with my bike? 341 00:35:21,652 --> 00:35:22,812 Dylan! 342 00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:50,180 The Thin Man. 343 00:36:00,124 --> 00:36:01,955 He's dead. 344 00:36:03,227 --> 00:36:06,390 - What the hell is going on? - Hey, you're just a kid. 345 00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:08,361 I'm 15 and a half. 346 00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:11,001 Photos. Alan Caufield. 347 00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:14,802 - Max Petroni. - How'd you know my real name? 348 00:36:16,374 --> 00:36:18,467 Helen Zaas? 349 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,946 Helen Zaas. 350 00:36:32,256 --> 00:36:33,917 My name before I went into 351 00:36:34,091 --> 00:36:36,582 the Witness Protection Program 8 years ago. 352 00:36:36,761 --> 00:36:38,888 And then I became Dylan Sanders. 353 00:36:39,063 --> 00:36:41,588 When the FBI realized the young lady's potential 354 00:36:42,099 --> 00:36:43,430 they gave me a call. 355 00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:46,434 - Okay, wait. Helen Zaas? - Yeah. 356 00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:48,003 - That's your name? - Yeah. 357 00:36:48,172 --> 00:36:49,969 Helen Zaas. 358 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:56,108 So where does that name come from originally? Is that Ass-tralian? 359 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,948 Yeah. 360 00:36:59,116 --> 00:37:02,108 Oh, my God, you must have been the butt of every joke. 361 00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:06,416 - Did you drive an Aston Martin? - Alex, we're being asinine. 362 00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:08,115 Yes, you are. 363 00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:11,489 Don't worry, Dylan. We're still gonna be your best butties. 364 00:37:12,296 --> 00:37:17,131 Now, Angels, a rose by any other name still smells as sweet. 365 00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:19,565 Thank you, Charlie. It's not that funny. 366 00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:20,863 Yeah, it is. 367 00:37:21,038 --> 00:37:23,802 - Bos, can I get a ruling on this one? - You sure can. 368 00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:28,308 You know what? Personally, I'm not interested in Helen Zaas. 369 00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:30,241 I'm more concerned about yours. 370 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:33,508 No matter what, you're still gonna be our Dylan. 371 00:37:33,818 --> 00:37:35,479 - Thank you, Bos. - You're welcome. 372 00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:39,054 Let me guess, you fell for the bad guy. 373 00:37:39,223 --> 00:37:41,748 I fell for the worst guy. 374 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:44,156 But he was so cute, and I liked him so much. 375 00:37:44,328 --> 00:37:45,920 We had so much fun together 376 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:48,964 just driving around, listening to metal and... 377 00:37:50,234 --> 00:37:52,794 8 years ago 378 00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:04,041 And then one night, things got really bad. 379 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:14,555 I love you! I would die for you, Seamus! 380 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,124 O'Grady. 381 00:38:18,429 --> 00:38:20,158 You got some balls. 382 00:38:28,372 --> 00:38:32,502 He said he'd kill me if I told anyone, but I had to put him away. 383 00:38:32,677 --> 00:38:35,805 - Of course you did. - You did the right thing. 384 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,009 - He was my first. - Really? 385 00:38:39,183 --> 00:38:43,051 - But you told me you never did it. - My first bust. 386 00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:45,711 - Yeah. - Who was this guy? 387 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:51,450 - Seamus O'Grady. - O'Grady? 388 00:38:51,629 --> 00:38:54,860 - As in the Irish mob? - I sent him to prison. 389 00:38:57,968 --> 00:39:00,493 Right now 390 00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:09,510 O'Grady. 391 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,577 You're out. 392 00:39:19,390 --> 00:39:21,824 O'Grady, what about your belongings? 393 00:39:35,139 --> 00:39:37,937 So if I have these, she'll find me? 394 00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:45,048 - The O'Gradys killed my parents. - What? 395 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,240 Sorry, Max. 396 00:39:47,852 --> 00:39:49,877 I testified against them. 397 00:39:50,154 --> 00:39:55,251 Wait a second. Alan Caufield. He testified against the O'Gradys. 398 00:39:55,426 --> 00:39:58,623 That's it. The O'Gradys must have HALO. This is our one lead. 399 00:39:58,796 --> 00:40:00,889 The Thin Man. 400 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:03,795 - Our favorite assassin. - That's right. 401 00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:07,631 - This needs to go get analyzed. - Yes, let's get up in there and do that. 402 00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:09,432 Let me see it. 403 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:14,708 Yeah, I know exactly what this is. I have one. 404 00:40:15,045 --> 00:40:16,740 The nuns gave it to us at the orphanage. 405 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:18,745 Orphanage. 406 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:22,647 - Good work. - Max is in our protective custody now. 407 00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:27,780 - It's up to us to keep him safe. - Hey, I know the safest place in town. 408 00:40:42,973 --> 00:40:45,100 Listen, don't you worry about a thing. 409 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:48,336 No O'Grady ever set foot in South Central. Can you dig it? 410 00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:50,002 - Yeah. - This is my mama house. 411 00:40:50,214 --> 00:40:52,978 Rule number one: Don't look her in the eye. Understand? 412 00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:54,845 Or she'll pop. Can you dig it? 413 00:40:55,419 --> 00:40:57,011 - Bosley. - Yes, ma'am? 414 00:40:57,221 --> 00:40:58,745 You get over here. 415 00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:00,117 Hey, Mama. 416 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:03,783 - What kind of trouble you in now? - I'm not in any trou... Yes, ma'am. 417 00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:05,223 - Come on. - Yes, ma'am. 418 00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:21,812 - Look at those knockers. - Boys! 419 00:41:29,386 --> 00:41:32,048 Mother superior will see you now. 420 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:38,655 Mother, do you recognize this man? 421 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:40,888 Of course I know who he is. 422 00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:44,330 We called him Anthony, after St. Anthony of Padua 423 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:48,495 healer of the mute. Please come forward. 424 00:41:49,773 --> 00:41:51,798 Please, girls. 425 00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:02,042 But his real name, like so much about him, was a mystery. 426 00:42:05,089 --> 00:42:08,388 He came to us when he was 7. 427 00:42:08,926 --> 00:42:13,363 He was found wandering in the hills, living off roots and insects. 428 00:42:13,731 --> 00:42:16,791 We believe his family was in a Romanian circus troupe 429 00:42:17,234 --> 00:42:19,896 who died in a terrible fire. 430 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:23,096 Although the doctors could find nothing physically wrong 431 00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:25,241 he never spoke a word. 432 00:42:25,409 --> 00:42:29,607 And there were other idiosyncrasies. He was a painfully shy child 433 00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:34,108 until it came time for his monthly haircut. 434 00:42:43,327 --> 00:42:46,763 Then one morning, he was simply gone. 435 00:42:47,331 --> 00:42:49,765 The Thin Man was protecting Max. 436 00:42:51,201 --> 00:42:54,796 So you're saying this man is the sole benefactor of your orphanage? 437 00:42:54,972 --> 00:42:58,567 Yes, he really is an angel. 438 00:42:59,977 --> 00:43:03,435 Mother, have you had contact with him since? 439 00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:05,582 Well, not really that much 440 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:08,149 except for the odd haircut now and then. 441 00:43:13,490 --> 00:43:17,358 But he does send gifts. Like this morning. 442 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,920 - Emmers' car. - That is a nice ride. 443 00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:25,865 An original 1967 numbers-matching GTO. 444 00:43:30,674 --> 00:43:33,165 - Thorn Birds. - I know. 445 00:43:35,813 --> 00:43:37,303 Bird poo. 446 00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:40,973 What order did you girls say you were from again? 447 00:43:41,151 --> 00:43:43,813 - Larus californicus. - California gull. 448 00:43:43,988 --> 00:43:46,286 Fecal matter consists mostly of scaly clypeiform. 449 00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:49,187 Sardines that fed on large brown algae, I'd say. 450 00:43:49,393 --> 00:43:52,829 There's also traces of tanker fuel and storm-water runoff as well. 451 00:43:52,997 --> 00:43:55,966 Sea gulls, tankers, storm water. 452 00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:58,533 San Pedro Harbor. 453 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:18,220 - Who are you? - What?! Wait. 454 00:44:19,723 --> 00:44:21,020 - What? - Who are you? 455 00:44:21,191 --> 00:44:23,682 Oh, Jason Gibbons. 456 00:44:24,528 --> 00:44:26,325 The actor. 457 00:44:27,064 --> 00:44:29,658 Maybe you've seen Maximum Extreme. 458 00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,323 No. 459 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:34,062 - It was such a big movie. - What are you doing here? 460 00:44:34,238 --> 00:44:37,469 - I'm Alex's boyfriend. - Alex's boyfriend. 461 00:44:37,641 --> 00:44:40,701 Yeah. Well, technically, we're on what she calls a time-out. 462 00:44:41,745 --> 00:44:44,737 - What does that mean? - Exactly. Thank you. 463 00:44:44,948 --> 00:44:49,851 Yeah. I gotta say, you must be the world's most understanding father. 464 00:44:50,254 --> 00:44:52,916 - Why? - All the wild stuff she does. 465 00:44:53,090 --> 00:44:56,582 When I first met Alex, I thought she was a bikini waxer. 466 00:44:57,761 --> 00:45:00,025 It was months before I knew about Charlie. 467 00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:02,730 Who's Charlie? 468 00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:06,461 San Pedro Harbor 469 00:45:20,117 --> 00:45:22,176 Merkin. 470 00:45:22,352 --> 00:45:25,378 That was the name of Seamus' pit bull. 471 00:45:27,758 --> 00:45:31,922 Armed guards. Security looks pretty tight. 472 00:45:32,096 --> 00:45:34,690 This dock is like a fortress. 473 00:45:34,865 --> 00:45:37,959 ID badges. I think cargo's our best bet. 474 00:45:38,135 --> 00:45:40,899 - Townsend Agency. - Bos, recon incoming. 475 00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:44,040 - Got you, baby. - Yeah, check the photo. 476 00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:52,313 That's our man. 477 00:45:53,817 --> 00:45:55,785 The Treasure Chest. 478 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:59,746 - Do a little dance. - Make a little love. 479 00:46:00,657 --> 00:46:02,750 Get down tonight. 480 00:46:37,928 --> 00:46:42,063 - There he is, first table on the right. - Yeah, baby! 481 00:48:45,822 --> 00:48:47,585 Hold. 482 00:48:59,002 --> 00:49:02,438 - Paddy O'Malley? - Top of the morning to you. 483 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:07,339 You know, you just don't look much like any Paddy I've ever seen before. 484 00:49:07,844 --> 00:49:09,744 Ain't never heard of no black Irish? 485 00:49:09,913 --> 00:49:11,437 - Black Irish? - That's right. 486 00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:14,607 Who do you think invented the McRib, Lucky Charms, huh? 487 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:17,913 - Shamrock Shake? That's ours. - Give me your papers. 488 00:49:18,088 --> 00:49:19,851 - What? - Your papers. 489 00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:21,685 Let me tell you 490 00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:24,349 you got nerve to ask me about my papers. 491 00:49:24,528 --> 00:49:26,860 My family suffered, man, for lack of potatoes. 492 00:49:27,030 --> 00:49:29,965 Foot-and-mouth disease. Canker sores. Circumcision. 493 00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:33,034 - Circumcision? - Right, my wife just had a set of twins. 494 00:49:33,236 --> 00:49:34,965 - Both leprechauns. - Leprechauns? 495 00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:37,936 Get a whiff. Irish Spring. 496 00:49:38,108 --> 00:49:41,202 You don't believe that, wipe your ass with a four-leaf clover. 497 00:49:41,378 --> 00:49:43,437 McGinty! 498 00:49:43,613 --> 00:49:45,240 Get this stuff on the ship. 499 00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:00,827 - Tough, eh? - That was heavy. 500 00:50:04,267 --> 00:50:06,792 I say we should take a break. 501 00:50:22,919 --> 00:50:24,682 Wait a second. 502 00:50:24,888 --> 00:50:27,288 I smell a rat.