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What I'd like to do today is
get your version of what happened.
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- You mean the truth?
- Of course.
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First, just state your name and
your occupation for the record.
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Egg Shen, bus driver.
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Bus driver.
What kind of bus and where, please?
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Tour bus. Bus for tourists.
San Francisco Chinatown.
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Thank you.
Now, before we get to the meat of this thing,
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do you at the present time
have any knowledge
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of the whereabouts of
a Mr Jack Burton or his truck?
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- Oh, God. Will you leave him alone?
- Mr Shen, please.
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You could be in a great deal of trouble. Half
a city block explodes in a ball of green flame.
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Green flame! All hell is breaking loose here.
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And there are people
who say you're involved,
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that you might be responsible,
that you're a very dangerous man.
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- Now, if you're protecting Jack Burton...
- You leave Jack Burton alone!
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We are in his debt. He showed great courage.
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OK.
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But if I'm gonna be your attorney,
there are a few things I have to know
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that still don't make any sense to me.
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Like...
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do you really believe in magic?
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You mean Chinese black magic?
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- Yes.
- Absolutely.
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Are you still serious about this? And
monsters and ghosts as well, I suppose?
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Sure. And sorcery.
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And I suppose that you expect me
to believe in sorcery as well?
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- Of course.
- Why?
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Because it's real.
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How can I know that, Mr Shen?
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- How?
- Yes, how? Help me out here.
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Please.
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See? That was nothing.
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But that's how it always begins.
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Very small.
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This is Jack Burton at the Pork-Chop Express
and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin'.
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It's like I told my last wife.
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I says "Honey,
I never drive faster than I can see."
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"Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
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You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express and
take his advice on a dark and stormy night.
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When some wild-eyed maniac
grabs your neck,
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taps the back of your head
up against a barroom wall,
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he looks you crooked in the eye
and asks you if you've paid your dues,
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you just stare that big sucker back in the eye
and remember what Jack Burton always says.
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"Have you paid your dues, Jack?"
"Yes, sir, the cheque is in the mail."
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Well, you see, I'm not sayin' that I've been
everywhere and I've done everything.
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But I do know it's a pretty
amazing planet we live on here,
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and a man would have to be some kinda fool
to think we're all alone in this universe.
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I can't believe you're stuck on even.
This is odd!
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All right, even! Another even! Come on!
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You want one more? All right!
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- What do we got? He can't count.
- Even!
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Learn how to play some fan-tan here,
buddy-boy!
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Three!
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Heaven and earth, boys. What can I tell ya?
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You like that one?
What did he say, Wang? In English?
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Something about beginner's luck.
It doesn't translate. But he quits.
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He quits? What is this? It's a brand-new day
and he's still got 100 bucks in his pocket.
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I'm not gonna complain, because I'll bet
I'd have lost my shirt in the next 20 minutes.
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Breaks my heart to do this,
but the next time I'm down here,
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you'll gang up on Jack so fast
he won't know what the hell happened.
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- No.
- Ah, sure. Easy come, easy go, Wang.
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No!
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Not next time. Now.
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Is this gonna get ugly now? I hope not.
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I thought what we were here,
racial differences aside,
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was a coupla old friends,
both of us Californians.
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Shit, Wang. It's only a game.
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Nothin' or double.
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This knife cuts this bottle in half.
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- Nothin' or double.
- Bullshit.
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- Nothin' or double.
- Why, man? Don't be stupid.
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- I need the money.
- I got near a thousand bucks here, Wang.
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1,148, Jack.
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OK. But not that bottle.
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This bottle.
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OK.
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You're outta your mind, Wang. God bless ya!
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- It's all in the reflexes.
- It always works at home.
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Have me over for dinner some year and prove
it. In the meantime, pay up: $1,148 times two.
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- I don't have that kind of money.
- I didn't hear that.
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- I'm just a poor Chinese boy, you know?
- You own a restaurant. That's more than me.
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Yeah, right. What I meant was,
I don't got that kind of money on me.
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That's what I thought you meant.
Where's your truck?
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- I gotta go somewhere.
- No, you don't.
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I do. How about we meet in my restaurant
in a few hours? I pay then.
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- You pay now. Where you gotta go?
- The airport.
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- Yeah, right. Over my dead body.
- If need be.
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- I'll follow you.
- You don't trust me? That makes me sad.
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- It reminds me of an old Chinese joke.
- Save it. I'll give you a lift. Get in.
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- You were gonna follow me, Jack.
- I know, then I came to my senses.
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- So who are we pickin' up?
- A girl. I don't wanna talk about it.
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- A girl? Where from?
- Peking.
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This is a big day in my life. I should
have gone home and gotten 40 winks.
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A girl from China? All right, I never done that.
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I picked up girls from everywhere else,
but never from China. Is she pretty?
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- I'm gonna marry her, Jack.
- Oh, God!
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I've known her since we were kids.
I haven't seen her in five years.
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I came here alone.
I worked my fingers till they bled.
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Before you knew me, I slept on the floor.
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I saved every nickel to bring her here
because I love her so much.
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I can't eat, sleep or think properly without her
any more. She'll put my whole life in order.
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Boy, listen to me. Real tough guy.
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You sound a little nervous, pal.
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That's why the bottle didn't slice. My mind
and my spirit are goin' north and south.
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flight number 26 has just arrived
at gate number seven.
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Whoa. Who is that?
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She has green eyes.
You know how rare that is, Jack?
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- How can you tell from here?
- Not her. She's trouble. Miao Yin.
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Beautiful green eyes, like creamy jade.
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Trouble, huh?
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- Can I ask you a serious question?
- Absolutely not.
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- Would you considerjumping right into...
- Sure, but not with a man in your condition.
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- What's wrong with my condition?
- Try standing downwind where I am.
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- It's Miller time.
- You know what I say when it's Miller time?
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Wait a minute!
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- Don't!
- Don't what?
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The Lords of Death. Street gang. Punks
from Chinatown. What are they doing here?
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Tara!
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Miao Yin!
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Excuse me.
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Let's you and me have a little talk, friend.
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What?
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Where'd you get that?
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Wait a minute, pal.
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Get that one!
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Come on, Jack!
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Where?
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Call the cops!
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Son of a bitch must pay!
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What's goin' on, Wang?
Why'd they steal your girl?
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You tell me! How come it's not safe to walk
in Central Park or to give a stranger a lift?
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- Because the world's full of crazy people.
- The American girl knew something was up.
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Stay away from her. She's a lawter.
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She's a what? Oh, come on!
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- What the hell...?
- They got a clubhouse where they hang out.
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- To sharpen their knives?
- I can't ask you to...
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- Where is it?
- Thank you, Jack.
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Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
I am Mr Egg Shen, with this wonderful tour.
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Sit back and enjoy yourselves, see?
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Long time ago, Chinese men with
gold-rush fever flooded into California.
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We call Gum Shan - Mountain of Gold, see?
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Leaving behind their wives and children.
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Working for years to complete
the transcontinental railroad,
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saving all their pennies.
And then they sent for their families
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to help build this beautiful Chinatown
you see outside your window
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this fine warm day.
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- Go right, down that alley. Lords of Death!
- What alley?
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Go right! Now!
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- Where the hell are we?
- Come on, Jack.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
I don't suppose you saw a...
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No.
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Keep moving.
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- What is it? A parade?
- A funeral.
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- A fighting tong. They're Chang Sings.
- A fighting tong?
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Don't panic, Jack.
They're OK. They're good guys.
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Maybe we should try a different alley.
What do you say?
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Wang, these guys, these Sing Dings.
They got enemies?
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- Wing Kong.
- Who wear red turbans?
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Holy shit!
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These guys are animals, Jack.
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- What's happening, Wang?
- Chinese standoff.
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A what?
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Don't make a sound.
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Who's that?
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No questions! Just get outta here, Jack!
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Jack!
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- I think it was Lo Pan.
- Who?
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- Don't look, Jack!
- I already did.
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- Who? I mean, what?
- Lo Pan. Come on!
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- I can't see!
- It's OK. It's only temporary. Over here.
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Bend over.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I ran straight through him, Wang.
How the hell did I do that?
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- You didn't. It only appeared that way.
- Right!
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- Lords of Death, Jack.
- OK, I'm goin' home. Keep your money.
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- Hey, Wang Chi!
- Lookin' for us?
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- They know your name.
- That's not good. Let's go!
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- My truck!
- Forget it!
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Lords of Death controlled by the Wing Kong,
Jack. Just errand boys for the Wing Kong.
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Great! Who wiped out all those
yellow turbans? Those guys were winning.
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He says it was the Storms. The Three Storms.
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Three guys did all that? Listen.
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What about that...
whatever it was I ran straight through?
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Fast!
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Lucky us. We made it.
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- All right, where's my truck? I'm outta here.
- Isn't your truck insured?
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- Of course it is.
- Then smart man gets it later.
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- Smart man calls the cops.
- Cops got better things to do than get killed.
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So do I!
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Mutual Fidelity Insurers of Sacramento.
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Well, there's gotta be a listing, honey.
I pay 'em six G's a year in premiums.
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China is here, Mr Burton.
The Chang Sing, the Wing Kong.
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- They've been fighting for centuries.
- What does that mean? "China is here"?
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I don't know what that means. All I know is,
this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air
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in the middle of an alley, while his buddies
fly around, cuttin' everybody to shreds,
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and he stands there, waiting for me
to drive my truck straight through him,
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- With light comin' out of his mouth!
- Jack, please.
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- When did this happen?
- It didn't, not like he says.
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Yeah, it did. Two hours ago. Tall guy, weird
clothes. First you see him, then you don't.
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Lo Pan appeared on the street?
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- I didn't want to alarm you, Uncle.
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I'm gonna tell you about an accident
and I don't wanna hear "act of God", OK?
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All right, look. What's your name?
Mine's Jack Burton.
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- Good afternoon, Mr Wong.
- Eddie Lee, meet my friend, Jack Burton.
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- Eddie's the new ma�t re d' here.
- And a whole lot more.
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Well, I don't know my policy number.
It's in the glove compartment.
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Just look under B-U-R-T-O-N, will ya?
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- Jack Burton?
- Yeah.
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Boy. The guy you always told me about.
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- Then that was your abandoned truck.
- Abandoned, like hell!
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Hello. Hello?
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Oh, Christ!
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Bad news. The Lords of Death
stole it after you ran away.
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- They stole my truck?
- Take it easy, Jack. You're with friends.
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- We'll find it for you.
- Damn right you will.
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And my money. And time is money to a guy
like me. And your phone is dead, by the way.
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- How do you think I feel? I lost a whole girl!
- The Lords of Death were only on ajoyride.
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Not acting on orders from the Wing Kong.
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They just wanted a girl to sell
and Miao Yin got in the way.
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Plus, the skirmish you guys stumbled into.
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Lo Pan, the word is, ordered the boss of
the Chang Sings, Mr Lem Lee, assassinated.
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- That was his funeral.
- It was a war, Eddie.
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- What are you doing here?
- Don't panic. It's only me, Gracie Law.
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Great.
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Just passing the neighbourhood
on a dark and stormy night?
226
00:25:43,893 --> 00:25:46,805
- This is my neighbourhood.
- Sure it was a war.
227
00:25:46,893 --> 00:25:51,045
And anybody that showed up was gonnajoin
Lem Lee in the hell of being cut to pieces.
228
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,727
- Hell of being what?
- The Chinese have a lotta hells.
229
00:25:53,813 --> 00:25:58,011
- And what the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
- She can't get enough of me.
230
00:25:58,093 --> 00:26:00,607
He wishes. Look, you know me.
231
00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:03,969
I'm always pokin' my nose where it
doesn't belong and, I admit it,
232
00:26:04,053 --> 00:26:06,248
this mix-up is my fault, sort of.
233
00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:10,042
But I have it on good advice that the punks
thatjumped me and took his truck,
234
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:14,126
they took the girl they kidnapped to the
White Tiger's for a quick sale. Who was she?
235
00:26:14,213 --> 00:26:18,525
- My fianc�e. The White Tiger's?
- Oh, God. I'm sorry.
236
00:26:18,613 --> 00:26:22,083
If we go tonight, we can buy her back.
A warrant's too complicated,
237
00:26:22,173 --> 00:26:24,812
- Violence out of the question...
- Hold it! Slow down.
238
00:26:24,893 --> 00:26:27,248
- I'm feelin' like an outsider here.
- You are!
239
00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:30,643
Jack, listen. I need more of your help.
I can't pay you today, OK?
240
00:26:30,733 --> 00:26:33,122
- Shit.
- How can I? I need the cash for Miao Yin.
241
00:26:33,213 --> 00:26:37,889
- And it's gonna cost. She's got green eyes.
- Seriously? That's an extra.
242
00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:40,487
It's like leather bucket seats: double the price.
243
00:26:40,573 --> 00:26:45,203
- Look, this Lo Pan I ran over... through...
- Has spirit-medium powers.
244
00:26:45,293 --> 00:26:49,969
Like the immortals.
His flesh and his bones are atomised.
245
00:26:50,053 --> 00:26:52,692
He becomes the dream.
246
00:26:52,773 --> 00:26:55,446
- What?
- That's an exaggeration, Jack, I promise.
247
00:26:55,533 --> 00:26:56,852
Please, help me.
248
00:26:57,213 --> 00:26:59,204
I got a great idea.
249
00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:13,524
- Relax.
- I am relaxed.
250
00:27:13,613 --> 00:27:16,969
Look, this is as far as I go,
because I'm a dead giveaway, see?
251
00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:20,841
I'd go in there with you, but they know
my face and they'd wanna push it in.
252
00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:23,493
- Not while I'm around.
- It's all up to you now, Jack.
253
00:27:23,573 --> 00:27:25,643
My destiny rests in your capable hands.
254
00:27:25,733 --> 00:27:28,247
- I'll do my best.
- Make them drop their guard.
255
00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:29,891
- I'll try.
- Look stupid.
256
00:27:29,973 --> 00:27:31,725
He does.
257
00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:35,726
Boy, it sure is rainin' cats and dogs.
258
00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:39,491
The cab driver said... He told me that I could...
259
00:27:39,573 --> 00:27:42,690
Well, that the White Tiger would...
260
00:27:43,813 --> 00:27:45,690
Just a minute, please.
261
00:27:51,493 --> 00:27:55,771
Excuse me for a second, guys.
I think I know that car.
262
00:28:00,173 --> 00:28:02,528
What's she doing now?
263
00:28:02,613 --> 00:28:04,490
Strange girl.
264
00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:11,767
That building there. The White Tiger.
265
00:28:11,853 --> 00:28:15,607
God, it's creepy. Do we have to go in?
Because I will, if we have to.
266
00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:18,890
I'll go anywhere or do anything
to get my story. It's my big break.
267
00:28:18,973 --> 00:28:23,330
Just sit tight. We've got one of our best men
inside right now, stirring the pot.
268
00:28:37,853 --> 00:28:42,973
How do you do, ma'am? Henry Swanson's
my name and excitement's my game.
269
00:28:43,053 --> 00:28:46,250
- Cash or charge?
- Gosh! Cash, I guess.
270
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,449
I mean, it's not deductible, is it?
271
00:28:50,653 --> 00:28:53,486
Mrs O'Toole will take care of your needs.
272
00:28:53,573 --> 00:28:55,609
Boy, I wish these were in colour.
273
00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:59,288
Because what I really am
in the mood for is a girl with green eyes.
274
00:28:59,373 --> 00:29:01,887
And price is no object, Mrs O'Toole.
275
00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:05,852
Fresh off the boat's the way I like 'em.
The more exotic the better.
276
00:29:05,933 --> 00:29:08,606
Chinese girls do not come with green eyes.
277
00:29:26,573 --> 00:29:29,007
- Too long. Let's go in.
- It's only been ten minutes.
278
00:29:29,093 --> 00:29:31,084
Give the guy a chance.
279
00:29:33,373 --> 00:29:36,126
- So how long you been in the US of A?
- Three months.
280
00:29:36,213 --> 00:29:39,011
- Where from?
- Hong Kong.
281
00:29:39,093 --> 00:29:43,962
What happens? You stay here a while?
Old girls leave, new girls come in?
282
00:29:44,133 --> 00:29:47,603
Maybe. Take your tie off, please.
283
00:29:47,693 --> 00:29:50,765
Yeah, I know what you mean.
My wife gave it to me for Christmas.
284
00:29:54,733 --> 00:29:56,132
Holy shit!
285
00:31:24,493 --> 00:31:29,613
Green explosions? People flyin' in and out?
That was not real. I wanna talk to the cops.
286
00:31:29,693 --> 00:31:32,526
I want my truck back.
Now where the hell am I?
287
00:31:32,613 --> 00:31:35,764
- My office. Sit down.
- You sleep in your office?
288
00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:40,529
What I need to get straight is...
These Storms, what are they? Magicians?
289
00:31:40,613 --> 00:31:44,288
- Yeah, sort of. It's hard to explain.
- Try real hard.
290
00:31:44,373 --> 00:31:47,171
If the Storms have Miao Yin,
there's one place they'd go.
291
00:31:47,253 --> 00:31:51,166
Lo Pan. The godfather of Little China,
Mr David Lo Pan.
292
00:31:51,253 --> 00:31:54,370
You mean the Lo Pan that's
chairman of the National Orient Bank
293
00:31:54,453 --> 00:31:56,569
and owns the Wing Kong Trading Company,
294
00:31:56,653 --> 00:32:00,089
but who's so reclusive
that no one has laid eyes on him in years?
295
00:32:00,173 --> 00:32:02,528
Who the hell are you, anyway?
296
00:32:02,613 --> 00:32:05,969
I'm Margo Litzenberger.
I'm with the Berkeley People's Herald.
297
00:32:06,053 --> 00:32:10,285
I've been trying to get somebody from
the press to listen to me about this, Burton.
298
00:32:10,373 --> 00:32:15,083
It's not possible that you saw David Lo Pan.
The bastard's afraid to show his face.
299
00:32:15,173 --> 00:32:17,971
- He's got more enemies...
- He's got Miao Yin. I'm going!
300
00:32:18,053 --> 00:32:20,283
- Are you nuts?
- Who's that?
301
00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:23,206
It's OK, Tara. You can go back to sleep.
302
00:32:23,293 --> 00:32:25,523
- From the airport.
- This morning, sure.
303
00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:29,970
That's why I was there. I was protecting her
civil rights, making sure she gets a chance.
304
00:32:30,053 --> 00:32:33,807
This is just so shocking. I mean,
I mustjust be so monumentally naive.
305
00:32:33,893 --> 00:32:36,043
- You are.
- Now we have to grab your fianc�e...
306
00:32:36,133 --> 00:32:39,170
Wait a minute! I'm a reasonable guy,
307
00:32:39,253 --> 00:32:41,721
but I've experienced
some unreasonable things.
308
00:32:41,813 --> 00:32:45,442
- It depends on how you look at it.
- The hell it does! So somebody
309
00:32:45,533 --> 00:32:47,808
- Tell me what is goin' on!
- The truth?
310
00:32:47,893 --> 00:32:49,963
- I can take it.
- We don't know.
311
00:32:53,053 --> 00:32:56,682
- I'm going now, alone if I have to!
- Where? It's pouring out.
312
00:32:56,773 --> 00:33:00,288
- Lo Pan's. The Wing Kong Exchange.
- The Wing Kong Exchange?
313
00:33:00,373 --> 00:33:04,002
The most dangerous den of madmen
in Chinatown? You can't waltz in like...
314
00:33:04,093 --> 00:33:08,530
Like the wind. Yes, I can, Miss Law.
My mind and my spirits are as one.
315
00:33:08,613 --> 00:33:11,411
- As two. I said I was comin'.
- I'd go with you...
316
00:33:11,493 --> 00:33:14,291
I know. There's a problem with your face.
317
00:33:14,373 --> 00:33:18,286
OK! You people sit tight,
hold the fort and keep the home fires burning.
318
00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:21,763
If we're not back by dawn, call the president.
319
00:33:31,173 --> 00:33:36,531
- This is gonna take crackerjack timing.
- Total concentration. You ready, Jack?
320
00:33:36,613 --> 00:33:38,604
I was born ready.
321
00:33:42,533 --> 00:33:44,603
I love working nights.
322
00:33:44,693 --> 00:33:46,604
Don't get up. Phone company.
323
00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:50,003
All right, boys, where's the main panel?
Probably through here.
324
00:33:58,573 --> 00:34:00,450
Wang.
325
00:34:08,893 --> 00:34:12,283
Good work, Jack.
I think they actually fell for it.
326
00:34:14,613 --> 00:34:18,765
Well, last time we had this problem was
on account of squirrels chewin' the wires.
327
00:34:18,853 --> 00:34:22,846
- I'd better locate the central junction box.
- I think it's down there.
328
00:34:27,653 --> 00:34:29,132
What does that say?
329
00:34:29,213 --> 00:34:32,011
- Hell of boiling oil.
- You're kidding!
330
00:34:32,093 --> 00:34:34,288
Yeah, I am. It says "Keep out."
331
00:34:38,533 --> 00:34:40,888
We've got to do something!
332
00:34:45,493 --> 00:34:50,283
Goat butts against a hedge
and its horns become entangled.
333
00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:55,285
- I don't think I've had the pleasure.
- Miss Gracie Law, Mr Egg Shen.
334
00:34:55,373 --> 00:34:57,841
Egg's kind of our local authority on Lo Pan.
335
00:34:57,933 --> 00:35:00,401
- He's helping us out.
- It has been almost two hours.
336
00:35:00,493 --> 00:35:03,690
- Let's go over there, beat down the door...
- No, Miss Law.
337
00:35:03,773 --> 00:35:08,767
We have to gather our strength,
because now there's clouds and thunder.
338
00:35:08,853 --> 00:35:12,084
The image of difficulty at the beginning.
339
00:35:12,173 --> 00:35:15,848
But finally we shall bring order out of chaos.
340
00:35:20,693 --> 00:35:23,207
- Look.
- Yeah.
341
00:35:23,293 --> 00:35:26,126
What you got here is two
people dragging a third.
342
00:35:26,213 --> 00:35:28,204
Miao Yin!
343
00:35:42,013 --> 00:35:45,608
- You did that, right?
- I guess so. I hope so.
344
00:35:50,973 --> 00:35:53,168
Jack, check this out.
345
00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:56,404
So what is this? Chinese or somethin'?
346
00:35:56,493 --> 00:35:59,087
- Countin' backwards?
- Not backwards. Downwards.
347
00:36:09,093 --> 00:36:13,883
Of course the Chinese mix everything up.
Look at what they have to work with.
348
00:36:13,973 --> 00:36:18,649
There's Buddhism, Confucianism
and Taoist alchemy and sorcery.
349
00:36:18,933 --> 00:36:22,972
We take what we want and leave the rest.
Just like your salad bar.
350
00:36:23,053 --> 00:36:26,932
But there is one thing
even David Lo Pan must acknowledge.
351
00:36:27,013 --> 00:36:33,248
All movement in the universe is caused by
tension between positive and negative furies.
352
00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:37,565
- So when the furies are out of balance...
- As they are in Lo Pan, who is cursed.
353
00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:40,690
Then the people
turn into demons and live for ever.
354
00:36:40,773 --> 00:36:44,925
Repulsive and evil,
existing only to plague the living.
355
00:36:45,013 --> 00:36:50,041
Well then, what you're saying is
this David Lo Pan... What is he? A ghost?
356
00:36:50,133 --> 00:36:55,924
Plays at being a man.
A creature of vast, dark, destructive power.
357
00:36:56,413 --> 00:37:01,282
All right, out this hatch and up the cable.
Does that sound like a brilliant idea or what?
358
00:37:01,373 --> 00:37:04,171
The cable is three storeys high
and covered with grease.
359
00:37:04,253 --> 00:37:08,007
Exactly. It's real and we can touch it,
so at least we know where we stand.
360
00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:09,811
Yeah, in deep shit.
361
00:37:12,413 --> 00:37:14,881
- What?
- What the hell...?
362
00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:18,126
- Shit!
- See?
363
00:37:18,213 --> 00:37:21,011
You think they'd let us
walk in and out like the wind?
364
00:37:21,093 --> 00:37:23,687
Yes.
I thought that was your whole damn point!
365
00:37:23,773 --> 00:37:26,048
My point was to find Miao Yin at any cost!
366
00:37:26,133 --> 00:37:28,931
- This is salt water, Wang.
- And get your truck back!
367
00:37:29,013 --> 00:37:32,483
- I'll buy another one.
- But there's only one Miao Yin!
368
00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:01,324
Jesus Christ! Where are we?
369
00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:03,802
Hell of the upside-down sinners!
370
00:38:17,653 --> 00:38:21,692
Hey, you! Come on over here
and fight like a man!
371
00:38:59,253 --> 00:39:02,643
Shit, Jack. I don't like the looks of this.
372
00:39:05,213 --> 00:39:07,488
- Where are we, Wang?
- You are nowhere!
373
00:39:32,693 --> 00:39:34,524
Oh, boy.
374
00:39:34,613 --> 00:39:37,446
Look, we came here to see David Lo Pan,
all right?
375
00:39:38,133 --> 00:39:39,725
David Lo Pan?
376
00:39:39,813 --> 00:39:43,249
- Then you have succeeded, Mr Burton.
- What, you?
377
00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:47,170
- I don't get this at all. I thought...
- Shut up, Mr Burton!
378
00:39:47,253 --> 00:39:51,166
- You are not put upon this world to "get it".
- Come on! Lo Pan is like...
379
00:39:51,253 --> 00:39:53,050
Nothing you can understand.
380
00:39:53,133 --> 00:39:58,161
There are many mysteries and unanswerable
questions, even in a life as short as yours.
381
00:39:58,253 --> 00:40:01,768
The way I see it, it doesn't mean
we shouldn't ask. Where's my truck?
382
00:40:01,853 --> 00:40:06,051
You are not looking for a truck. You're
looking for a girl. A girl with green eyes.
383
00:40:06,133 --> 00:40:09,330
- Yes.
- She must be something extraordinary.
384
00:40:09,413 --> 00:40:11,927
Or I'm not about to waste another 2,000 years.
385
00:40:12,013 --> 00:40:15,403
There can't be many Chinese girls
with green eyes these days.
386
00:40:15,493 --> 00:40:18,644
- There are not. Never were.
- So beggars can't be choosers.
387
00:40:18,733 --> 00:40:20,724
But I can!
388
00:40:21,493 --> 00:40:24,212
Tell me about Miao Yin.
389
00:40:24,293 --> 00:40:26,488
What province is she from? Hunan?
390
00:40:27,173 --> 00:40:31,132
Her mother? Her father?
He must be a holy man. I must know.
391
00:40:31,213 --> 00:40:34,603
You got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself.
392
00:40:39,533 --> 00:40:44,129
Mr Burton, if you have an influence over
your youthful friend, you better exert it now.
393
00:40:44,213 --> 00:40:48,092
Otherwise I will send both of you to
the hell where people are skinned alive.
394
00:40:48,173 --> 00:40:50,448
It's that simple. Understand?
395
00:40:51,453 --> 00:40:55,048
- Are you crazy? Is that your problem?
- No, he means it, Jack.
396
00:40:55,133 --> 00:41:00,048
My problem is this place.
This place is my tomb. I'm buried here.
397
00:41:00,133 --> 00:41:06,003
A young man, a king, a warrior,
is entombed in this old man's crippled body.
398
00:41:07,613 --> 00:41:10,047
And all I need is a woman, Mr Burton,
399
00:41:10,133 --> 00:41:13,250
a special kind of woman
with dragon-green eyes,
400
00:41:13,333 --> 00:41:18,532
to make me whole and young again, so that I
may rule the universe from beyond the grave.
401
00:41:18,613 --> 00:41:21,810
- Ch'ing-ti. The God of the East.
- Who, him? This guy?
402
00:41:21,893 --> 00:41:23,804
No, not me, Mr Burton.
403
00:41:25,133 --> 00:41:29,490
My demon. The god I must appease
in order to regain my heart, my blood.
404
00:41:30,093 --> 00:41:33,642
A girl with green eyes to satisfy Ch'ing-ti,
405
00:41:33,733 --> 00:41:36,486
a girl brave enough
to embrace the naked blade.
406
00:41:36,573 --> 00:41:38,689
- When I find her, I will marry her.
- Never!
407
00:41:38,773 --> 00:41:41,082
Ch'ing-ti will be happy and my curse lifted.
408
00:41:41,173 --> 00:41:43,892
You can rule the universe
from beyond the grave.
409
00:41:43,973 --> 00:41:46,282
- Indeed!
- Or check into a psycho ward.
410
00:41:46,373 --> 00:41:48,682
Whichever comes first.
411
00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:53,449
What, I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2,000
years and he can't find a broad to fit the bill?
412
00:41:53,533 --> 00:41:56,525
Come on, Dave, you must be doin'
somethin' seriously wrong.
413
00:41:56,613 --> 00:42:02,085
There have been others, to be sure.
There are always others, are there not?
414
00:42:02,173 --> 00:42:06,166
You seem to be one who knows
the difficulties between men and women,
415
00:42:06,253 --> 00:42:08,528
how seldom it works out.
416
00:42:09,053 --> 00:42:12,284
And yet we all keep trying, like fools.
417
00:42:14,293 --> 00:42:19,845
Who are these people? Friends of yours?
Now this really pisses me off to no end!
418
00:42:19,933 --> 00:42:23,369
- Come on, stick around!
- Where's Miao Yin? In this building?
419
00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:25,011
- Safe.
- Where is she?
420
00:42:25,093 --> 00:42:28,483
Safe.
Safer with me than any creature on earth!
421
00:42:29,933 --> 00:42:32,811
Go ahead. You want bad publicity?
Give us the run-around.
422
00:42:32,893 --> 00:42:36,932
But this woman has a deadline,
and her pen is mightier than your sword.
423
00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:39,686
- Yeah.
- No visitors.
424
00:42:39,773 --> 00:42:43,925
- I don't make the policy around here.
- Come on, man! Give 'em a tour.
425
00:42:44,013 --> 00:42:46,288
What's it gonna hurt?
426
00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:49,563
I can help you.
427
00:43:17,293 --> 00:43:19,682
- Are you OK, Jack?
- Yeah.
428
00:43:21,853 --> 00:43:25,732
We're in a room.
No windows, a few skeletons.
429
00:43:25,813 --> 00:43:28,805
- Where's the light coming from?
- The floor.
430
00:43:43,613 --> 00:43:47,049
With the easing of trade restrictions,
431
00:43:47,133 --> 00:43:51,843
next year we'll start importing
a lot of strange things from Peking.
432
00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:54,845
What sort of strange things?
433
00:43:54,933 --> 00:43:57,242
Are we going up or down?
434
00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:59,324
It feels like down.
435
00:44:18,253 --> 00:44:20,642
Great. Thank you, Jack.
436
00:44:20,733 --> 00:44:25,523
I think we've come up. First we went down.
Now they've brought us up.
437
00:44:26,573 --> 00:44:31,283
Two, three feet thick, I'll bet. Probably
welded shut and covered with brick by now.
438
00:44:31,373 --> 00:44:35,127
- Don't give up, Jack.
- OK. Let's just chew our way outta here!
439
00:44:35,213 --> 00:44:37,727
Lo Pan has plans for us,
or we'd be dead doornails.
440
00:44:37,813 --> 00:44:42,728
Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case
on wheels, or the ten-foot-tall roadblock?
441
00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:47,568
- One and the same person, Jack.
- You know something you're not tellin' me.
442
00:44:47,653 --> 00:44:49,962
Myths and legends.
443
00:44:50,693 --> 00:44:53,844
- I don't wanna insult you.
- No, no. Go ahead.
444
00:44:54,653 --> 00:44:56,166
Insult me.
445
00:44:58,053 --> 00:45:01,409
It's about all sorts of scary things:
an ancient army of the dead,
446
00:45:01,493 --> 00:45:04,883
the Spirit City and monkey sacrifices.
447
00:45:04,973 --> 00:45:07,043
The First Sovereign Emperor of China,
448
00:45:07,133 --> 00:45:10,967
that mad monarch who federated our
seven warring states, defeated Lo Pan
449
00:45:11,053 --> 00:45:16,081
and imposed upon him
that horrible curse of no flesh in 272 BC.
450
00:45:16,973 --> 00:45:21,171
A lot of Chinese hear these things
when we're kids, then we grow up,
451
00:45:22,093 --> 00:45:24,129
and pretend not to believe them.
452
00:45:24,693 --> 00:45:27,491
- No horseshit, Wang.
- No horseshit, Jack.
453
00:45:27,573 --> 00:45:32,727
I don't blame you. I'm Chinese and I don't
even wanna believe it, but it's for real.
454
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:35,202
Sorcery, the Chinese black magic.
455
00:45:40,373 --> 00:45:42,364
Blindfolds!
456
00:46:00,693 --> 00:46:02,729
You make one move...
457
00:46:08,653 --> 00:46:12,362
Now, let's try that again.
Don't make me kill you, tough guy.
458
00:46:14,133 --> 00:46:16,010
Come on, Jack!
459
00:46:16,453 --> 00:46:18,444
- Come on!
- How?
460
00:47:10,733 --> 00:47:12,644
- Great work, Jack.
- Yeah.
461
00:47:12,733 --> 00:47:17,761
We're all in: me, Gracie and Margo. Uncle Chu
and Egg are in Egg's bus, ready to get us out.
462
00:47:17,853 --> 00:47:19,286
- Right.
- Here, Jack.
463
00:47:19,373 --> 00:47:21,364
I'll trade ya.
464
00:47:22,533 --> 00:47:24,967
All right, which way?
Fast, before they wake up.
465
00:47:25,053 --> 00:47:27,567
There, I think. Down there.
466
00:47:33,653 --> 00:47:35,644
No pathetic excuses.
467
00:47:36,613 --> 00:47:42,563
I smell the blood of human beings.
Find them. Boil them until their flesh falls off.
468
00:47:42,973 --> 00:47:44,964
You heard me!
469
00:48:38,813 --> 00:48:40,804
Empty.
470
00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:45,613
I need you, Miao Yin.
471
00:48:46,013 --> 00:48:50,404
You, whose eyes flash like emerald lightning.
472
00:48:51,413 --> 00:48:55,201
Ch'ing-ti, make me flesh again soon.
473
00:48:57,213 --> 00:48:58,692
Please.
474
00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:02,130
Let's go. It's clear.
475
00:49:07,733 --> 00:49:09,724
Safety!
476
00:49:13,453 --> 00:49:14,966
Wang!
477
00:49:20,653 --> 00:49:23,247
First time you ever plugged somebody?
478
00:49:23,853 --> 00:49:25,730
- Course not.
- Come on!
479
00:49:27,493 --> 00:49:29,245
You wanna go up or down?
480
00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:31,324
- Up or down?
- Up.
481
00:49:53,093 --> 00:49:56,927
All has become strange.
482
00:49:57,853 --> 00:50:03,530
A world so unreal and yet,
at once, so frightening.
483
00:50:26,093 --> 00:50:28,926
Open up or I'll blow his head off!
484
00:50:31,973 --> 00:50:34,771
Open! Or he dies in the name of Ch'ing-ti
485
00:50:34,853 --> 00:50:38,562
and your souls speed with his
to the hell of the oily dragon!
486
00:51:04,653 --> 00:51:06,723
- You all right?
- Yeah.
487
00:51:11,253 --> 00:51:13,050
- Margo!
- Jack!
488
00:51:13,133 --> 00:51:16,762
- Where's Gracie?
- On the floor next door. She's a wildcat.
489
00:51:16,853 --> 00:51:20,368
- How are you gonna spring us?
- I have no idea.
490
00:51:56,373 --> 00:51:58,762
That way maybe.
491
00:52:02,213 --> 00:52:04,204
Wang, haul ass!
492
00:52:18,413 --> 00:52:20,244
Come on, keep movin'!
493
00:52:21,813 --> 00:52:23,292
Margo, jump in!
494
00:52:24,893 --> 00:52:27,088
- In there? Are you nuts?
- Go!
495
00:52:57,133 --> 00:52:59,522
- Where's Margo?
- I don't know.
496
00:53:02,773 --> 00:53:03,683
Where are we?
497
00:53:03,773 --> 00:53:05,968
- Where's Eddie?
- Beats me.
498
00:53:08,973 --> 00:53:10,964
Where's Jack?
499
00:53:12,733 --> 00:53:14,724
Jack!
500
00:53:16,613 --> 00:53:18,604
Jack?
501
00:53:20,533 --> 00:53:22,524
Jack!
502
00:53:25,613 --> 00:53:30,767
- Sorry, I'm just thrilled to be alive.
- Yeah, sure. Let's go.
503
00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:40,803
- It's like some giant garbage disposal.
- I think it is, sort of.
504
00:53:40,893 --> 00:53:44,727
Will you just stop rubbing
your body up against mine?
505
00:53:44,813 --> 00:53:46,849
I can't concentrate when you do that.
506
00:53:46,933 --> 00:53:50,767
What a pig you are, Burton! I mean, really!
507
00:53:53,213 --> 00:53:57,047
- Where's Jack?
- It's OK. Everybody relax. I'm here.
508
00:53:57,133 --> 00:54:00,409
Jack, I know where we are.
This is a central... what do you call it?
509
00:54:00,493 --> 00:54:03,132
- Sewer?
- Yeah. Water comes in up there.
510
00:54:03,213 --> 00:54:07,764
Seawater from the bay fills this room. They
divert it through pipes to different chambers.
511
00:54:07,853 --> 00:54:11,243
I bet up there's where
we first got on that elevator.
512
00:54:37,853 --> 00:54:41,209
All right, we're almost outta here.
From here on, it gets normal.
513
00:54:41,293 --> 00:54:43,409
Offices, storerooms: a nice false front.
514
00:54:43,493 --> 00:54:46,849
I count to three, open the door, and we go.
515
00:54:46,933 --> 00:54:48,810
- Everybody got that?
- Ready?
516
00:54:48,893 --> 00:54:51,282
Follow the leader. One, two, three.
517
00:54:55,133 --> 00:54:56,805
We may be trapped.
518
00:54:59,733 --> 00:55:01,963
Hide!
519
00:55:02,053 --> 00:55:05,648
- Hide?
- Hide! They only saw me!
520
00:55:09,373 --> 00:55:11,807
We fight together, Jack. Do or die.
521
00:56:00,653 --> 00:56:02,132
Time to go.
522
00:56:06,693 --> 00:56:09,685
The bus is right outside in the parking lot.
523
00:56:30,013 --> 00:56:34,723
Here's the deal. I run interference and
you bring up the rear. Can you handle that?
524
00:56:34,813 --> 00:56:35,723
Can you?
525
00:56:36,253 --> 00:56:39,563
Well, what a night's work!
You got a problem like that again,
526
00:56:39,653 --> 00:56:42,372
- You reach for the sky!
- Let's go!
527
00:56:44,533 --> 00:56:46,524
Come on, come on.
528
00:56:47,693 --> 00:56:50,685
- You're doin' real good, guys.
- Come on, Jack!
529
00:56:52,533 --> 00:56:55,127
Let's go! Open the doors!
530
00:56:58,413 --> 00:57:00,449
- Hurry!
- Move it, Egg!
531
00:57:02,013 --> 00:57:03,844
Duck!
532
00:57:19,253 --> 00:57:22,245
We made it. Holy shit, we made it!
533
00:57:22,893 --> 00:57:25,646
- Where's Miao Yin?
- Inside.
534
00:57:26,213 --> 00:57:27,851
Somewhere inside.
535
00:57:30,773 --> 00:57:32,331
Where's Gracie?
536
00:57:48,093 --> 00:57:51,130
Put me down, you overstuffed monster!
537
00:57:55,093 --> 00:57:57,812
Let me go! Let me go!
538
00:58:34,373 --> 00:58:36,409
What does it mean?
539
00:58:36,493 --> 00:58:39,087
Two girls with green eyes?
540
00:58:39,173 --> 00:58:41,209
After all these years.
541
00:58:41,293 --> 00:58:46,606
You bastards! Unchain me! You're not
gonna get away with this. Where's Lo Pan?
542
00:58:48,453 --> 00:58:50,603
This one has fire as well!
543
00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:54,447
Listen,
I've had it up to here with you maniacs.
544
00:58:54,533 --> 00:58:58,492
I wanna see that disgusting
flesh-peddler David Lo Pan in person.
545
00:58:58,573 --> 00:59:03,408
Unless the coward's afraid to see
an unarmed girl one-on-one!
546
00:59:03,933 --> 00:59:05,924
Where is he?
547
00:59:14,813 --> 00:59:19,489
You know what this is?
This is like some radical Alice In Wonderland.
548
00:59:19,573 --> 00:59:23,566
- That's what this is.
- Then you've got a best seller on your hands.
549
00:59:23,653 --> 00:59:29,364
- Call the police. You're not a one-man army.
- Cops got better things to do than get killed.
550
00:59:32,653 --> 00:59:34,325
Here he is, Jack.
551
00:59:34,413 --> 00:59:37,928
No, these are our friends.
These are the Chang Sings.
552
00:59:38,013 --> 00:59:41,164
- Any of 'em savvy English?
- Hey, man. Who is this guy?
553
00:59:41,253 --> 00:59:43,005
All right. You got any guns?
554
00:59:43,093 --> 00:59:48,326
Not against Lo Pan, but here's one for you
to make you feel better, like Dirty Harry.
555
00:59:48,413 --> 00:59:51,371
I'll stick with these. You comin' with us, Egg?
556
00:59:51,453 --> 00:59:56,163
Of course, Jack. It's my destiny. Besides,
if I don't you'll never make it out alive.
557
00:59:56,253 --> 00:59:58,721
- I'm on board too then.
- Yeah, sure, kid.
558
00:59:58,813 --> 01:00:02,408
- You can't keep the press out. It's America.
- You're not going back there.
559
01:00:02,493 --> 01:00:04,961
You're stayin' here with Eddie and Uncle Chu.
560
01:00:05,053 --> 01:00:07,965
- Eddie? But he's...
- He's got a crush on you.
561
01:00:08,373 --> 01:00:12,491
- You mean like you've got on Gracie?
- Are you kidding? I just want my truck back.
562
01:00:12,573 --> 01:00:15,770
What do I know?
She's not even your type. All brains.
563
01:00:15,853 --> 01:00:17,844
Come on, let's go!
564
01:00:26,213 --> 01:00:29,808
Play your cards right, you live to talk about it.
565
01:00:51,813 --> 01:00:53,804
Oh, boy.
566
01:00:54,933 --> 01:00:57,891
Are you OK? Are you Miao Yin?
567
01:00:57,973 --> 01:01:01,124
Yes. Miao Yin.
568
01:01:01,453 --> 01:01:04,092
- Who are you?
- Lo Pan.
569
01:01:04,173 --> 01:01:07,563
You have come to seek me out
with your green eyes.
570
01:01:07,653 --> 01:01:09,609
Yes.
571
01:01:09,693 --> 01:01:11,570
- No, no.
- Yes.
572
01:01:13,373 --> 01:01:18,766
- What's going on here? Some kind of...?
- Magic. The darkest magic.
573
01:01:18,853 --> 01:01:24,883
My soul swims in it, scattered across time,
trapped in the world of formlessness.
574
01:01:25,293 --> 01:01:29,127
Until I find her and marry her.
575
01:01:29,213 --> 01:01:30,532
Marry her?
576
01:01:30,613 --> 01:01:35,607
The girl with green eyes.
The girl who can tame the burning blade.
577
01:01:37,717 --> 01:01:41,949
Miao Yin or Grace Law.
578
01:01:51,957 --> 01:01:56,030
- Great start. It's the other way.
- The front door will get you nowhere.
579
01:01:56,117 --> 01:01:59,587
- Here, let me hold that.
- A brave man likes to feel nature on his face.
580
01:01:59,677 --> 01:02:02,794
And a wise man has enough sense
to get in out of the rain.
581
01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:16,991
- He lives here?
- He owns the block. He's a rich guy.
582
01:02:17,077 --> 01:02:20,274
- Rich? This place is a dump, Wang.
- To Western eyes.
583
01:02:20,357 --> 01:02:23,155
The stuff in these bottles is priceless.
584
01:02:24,437 --> 01:02:27,315
Well, all set?
585
01:02:28,277 --> 01:02:30,745
Yeah. Ready when you are, Egg.
586
01:02:49,277 --> 01:02:51,074
- Jack next.
- Where does it go?
587
01:02:51,157 --> 01:02:53,955
- Down. Lo Pan is down there.
- Down where?
588
01:02:54,037 --> 01:02:56,915
- Where is the universe?
- Come on, Jack. Don't be afraid.
589
01:02:56,997 --> 01:02:58,988
Afraid? Are you kidding?
590
01:03:12,637 --> 01:03:16,755
- Where in the hell are we?
- Underneath Chinatown.
591
01:04:14,877 --> 01:04:17,107
That is not water.
592
01:04:17,197 --> 01:04:19,552
Black blood of the earth.
593
01:04:19,637 --> 01:04:23,755
- Do you mean oil?
- I mean black blood of the earth.
594
01:04:23,837 --> 01:04:28,831
A thousand years ago, huge earthquakes
turned the world upside down.
595
01:04:30,997 --> 01:04:33,386
Many normal people were killed.
596
01:04:35,557 --> 01:04:39,470
Many unnatural people roam free
597
01:04:39,557 --> 01:04:43,948
to commit great offences against the gods.
598
01:06:25,957 --> 01:06:30,747
They have survived the burning blade,
tamed the savage heart.
599
01:06:33,477 --> 01:06:35,672
I will marry both women.
600
01:06:37,557 --> 01:06:40,025
Prepare them.
601
01:06:54,037 --> 01:06:56,028
What is that?
602
01:06:57,677 --> 01:07:01,511
- It sounds like...
- Something breathing underwater?
603
01:07:01,597 --> 01:07:03,189
Yeah.
604
01:07:12,597 --> 01:07:14,588
You will come out no more!
605
01:07:14,677 --> 01:07:18,192
What? What'll come out no more?
606
01:07:18,277 --> 01:07:20,427
Come on.
607
01:07:20,517 --> 01:07:22,508
Dammit!
608
01:07:34,797 --> 01:07:36,788
Miao Yin?
609
01:08:13,797 --> 01:08:15,833
Hey, Wang!
610
01:08:15,917 --> 01:08:18,385
- Egg!
- Jack, come on!
611
01:08:32,597 --> 01:08:35,873
It's OK, Jack. Wing Kong storeroom.
Emergency provisions.
612
01:08:35,957 --> 01:08:38,790
We're inside Lo Pan's domain.
613
01:08:38,877 --> 01:08:40,708
Christ!
614
01:08:43,397 --> 01:08:44,466
Later.
615
01:08:44,557 --> 01:08:48,994
We're getting close. Real close.
And now for some more bad news. Ready?
616
01:08:49,077 --> 01:08:53,389
- This gets worse? Come on!
- 2,258 years ago
617
01:08:53,477 --> 01:08:55,866
the First Sovereign Emperor...
618
01:08:57,277 --> 01:09:00,747
He subjugated Lo Pan, made him of no flesh.
619
01:09:01,757 --> 01:09:05,432
- Only an evil dream.
- Get to the goddamn point, Egg.
620
01:09:05,517 --> 01:09:10,511
In order to be whole again, he had to find
this certain girl of his prophecy,
621
01:09:10,597 --> 01:09:13,157
and marry her to appease the God of the East.
622
01:09:13,237 --> 01:09:16,229
But to appease the emperor,
he had to kill her.
623
01:09:16,317 --> 01:09:18,069
Kill her? No!
624
01:09:18,157 --> 01:09:22,116
Well, let's go. What are we talkin'
Chinese history for when we gotta get...
625
01:09:22,197 --> 01:09:25,553
We are getting ready to strike the final blow.
626
01:09:25,637 --> 01:09:29,152
- If we reach Lo Pan...
- When we reach Lo Pan.
627
01:09:29,237 --> 01:09:31,910
...then the power in this flask
will be our only hope
628
01:09:31,997 --> 01:09:36,707
against the Bodhisattva of the underworld,
the ultimate evil spirit.
629
01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:41,591
Yes. Only a dream can kill a dream.
630
01:09:41,957 --> 01:09:44,710
I've waited for this for a long time, Jack.
631
01:09:45,877 --> 01:09:48,391
The evil dream will die.
632
01:09:54,557 --> 01:09:55,706
Wing Kong outside.
633
01:10:21,397 --> 01:10:24,787
- Were they real?
- Yeah. Dressed for Lo Pan's wedding.
634
01:10:24,877 --> 01:10:26,868
What's in the flask? Magic potion?
635
01:10:26,957 --> 01:10:29,312
- Yeah.
- Thought so. Good. Do we drink it?
636
01:10:29,397 --> 01:10:31,069
- Yeah.
- Good. Thought so.
637
01:11:05,997 --> 01:11:10,275
I am the past,
come back to haunt you, Lo Pan!
638
01:11:12,437 --> 01:11:16,635
My God, no! Please!
What is that? Don't tell me.
639
01:11:16,717 --> 01:11:20,869
A guardian. What it sees, Lo Pan knows.
640
01:11:20,957 --> 01:11:23,312
They have returned.
641
01:11:23,397 --> 01:11:27,390
And this time they are not alone.
Egg Shen is with them.
642
01:11:27,477 --> 01:11:32,915
Little bastard sorcerer has brought them
through the Bog of the Dead Trees.
643
01:11:32,997 --> 01:11:34,635
Egg Shen?
644
01:11:34,717 --> 01:11:39,472
Egg Shen! You have come
a long ways to find me, but it is too late.
645
01:11:39,557 --> 01:11:43,709
There are two girls with green eyes,
and I will marry them both.
646
01:11:43,797 --> 01:11:46,994
And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law
to appease my emperor,
647
01:11:47,077 --> 01:11:51,150
and live out my earthly pleasures
with Miao Yin.
648
01:11:53,677 --> 01:11:56,794
That's right, Egg Shen.
The best of two worlds.
649
01:12:03,397 --> 01:12:05,865
You never know till you try.
650
01:12:05,957 --> 01:12:07,948
Let's get outta here.
651
01:12:17,997 --> 01:12:20,750
You know what I don't like?
Where is everybody?
652
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:23,032
Preparing for Lo Pan's wedding.
653
01:12:33,157 --> 01:12:36,786
We should not be in here, not this easily.
It's a setup, I'm tellin' ya.
654
01:12:36,877 --> 01:12:40,187
Lo Pan is about to take his queen.
He's too busy to care.
655
01:12:40,277 --> 01:12:42,916
So where is he, Egg? Where?
656
01:13:13,197 --> 01:13:15,188
- Jack, here!
- What?
657
01:13:18,637 --> 01:13:20,628
- Hollow.
- Fuck it.
658
01:13:25,077 --> 01:13:28,626
- I know. It's an elevator. It only goes down.
- Yeah, look.
659
01:13:28,717 --> 01:13:32,471
- Hey, all right!
- Time for the medicine!
660
01:13:39,917 --> 01:13:43,387
- Cheers!
- This does what again, exactly?
661
01:13:43,477 --> 01:13:45,991
Huge buzz.
662
01:13:46,877 --> 01:13:48,674
Good!
663
01:13:48,757 --> 01:13:52,875
You can see things no one else can see,
do things no one else can do.
664
01:13:52,957 --> 01:13:55,152
- Real things?
- As real as Lo Pan.
665
01:13:55,237 --> 01:13:59,150
- What more can a guy ask for?
- The six-demon bag!
666
01:13:59,237 --> 01:14:02,832
Terrific. A six-demon bag.
Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
667
01:14:02,917 --> 01:14:05,590
Wind! Fire! All that kind of thing.
668
01:14:05,677 --> 01:14:08,066
Here's to the army and navy
and the battles they have won.
669
01:14:08,157 --> 01:14:10,751
Here's to America's colours,
the colours that never run.
670
01:14:10,837 --> 01:14:13,431
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
671
01:14:27,877 --> 01:14:31,153
I feel pretty good. You know, I'm not...
672
01:14:31,237 --> 01:14:34,115
I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of...
673
01:14:35,077 --> 01:14:37,716
- I feel kind of invincible.
- Me too.
674
01:14:37,797 --> 01:14:41,585
- I got a very positive attitude about this.
- Good. Me too.
675
01:14:47,197 --> 01:14:49,631
Is it gettin' hot in here, or is itjust me?
676
01:14:49,917 --> 01:14:52,715
Ch'ing-ti! Ch'ing-ti!
677
01:14:53,517 --> 01:14:57,066
Great Ch'ing-ti, equal with heaven,
678
01:14:57,157 --> 01:15:02,868
come into our presence
and witness this holy matrimony.
679
01:15:02,957 --> 01:15:06,506
- Miao Yin.
- And the ultimate evil spirit.
680
01:15:11,597 --> 01:15:14,873
And now, my beloved disciples,
681
01:15:14,957 --> 01:15:17,266
the moment of truth.
682
01:15:17,357 --> 01:15:19,791
The needle of love.
683
01:15:23,157 --> 01:15:26,035
- I'd like to shoot that bastard.
- Not until he's married.
684
01:15:26,117 --> 01:15:28,631
- Then he's flesh.
- Then it's too late.
685
01:15:28,717 --> 01:15:30,867
Ch'ing-ti!
686
01:15:30,957 --> 01:15:35,553
You, who shake the heavens
and descend from the east,
687
01:15:35,637 --> 01:15:39,186
all I ask in order to conquer this universe
688
01:15:39,277 --> 01:15:43,475
is that you grant me flesh and blood.
689
01:15:45,197 --> 01:15:48,189
Yes! Guide my hand
690
01:15:48,957 --> 01:15:52,950
as I insert this needle into Miao Yin.
691
01:15:53,797 --> 01:15:57,472
Let him complete the ceremony.
Then he is ours for certain!
692
01:15:57,557 --> 01:16:00,025
Come, my love. Give it to me.
693
01:16:12,677 --> 01:16:14,508
It's working!
694
01:16:16,077 --> 01:16:18,068
I'm mortal!
695
01:16:26,157 --> 01:16:28,068
Look out, guys!
696
01:16:43,037 --> 01:16:44,629
No way!
697
01:17:45,557 --> 01:17:47,752
Come, Miao Yin, it won't hurt.
698
01:18:46,117 --> 01:18:47,516
Shit!
699
01:18:55,437 --> 01:18:56,665
Take her.
700
01:19:18,757 --> 01:19:20,952
Peasant magic!
701
01:19:54,877 --> 01:19:56,868
You never could beat me, Egg Shen.
702
01:21:00,437 --> 01:21:01,836
- It's me.
- Are you all right?
703
01:21:01,917 --> 01:21:04,954
- Never mind me. We gotta get Lo Pan.
- Where is he?
704
01:21:05,037 --> 01:21:06,356
Wang!
705
01:21:06,437 --> 01:21:08,155
Come on.
706
01:21:10,077 --> 01:21:12,068
Pull it apart. Come on!
707
01:21:38,157 --> 01:21:42,275
- Where does this go?
- Up. To Lo Pan's office. It's cooler up there.
708
01:21:42,357 --> 01:21:45,315
- From there we can...
- Do you have a gun, I hope?
709
01:21:45,397 --> 01:21:48,673
- I have a knife.
- A knife? He's 12 feet tall!
710
01:21:48,757 --> 01:21:51,908
Seven. Don't worry.
I can handle him. I took something.
711
01:21:51,997 --> 01:21:54,591
I can see things no one else can see.
712
01:21:55,797 --> 01:21:59,233
- Why are you dressed like that?
- I was getting married.
713
01:21:59,317 --> 01:22:04,266
He was marrying both of us,
just because my eyes are green too.
714
01:22:13,157 --> 01:22:15,625
Oh, God. Is this really happening?
715
01:22:22,597 --> 01:22:25,748
- Look into my eyes.
- No! Never!
716
01:22:25,837 --> 01:22:29,591
I have suffered so much pain and agony.
Look at me!
717
01:22:29,677 --> 01:22:33,306
No! I don't understand. I don't belong to you!
718
01:22:33,397 --> 01:22:37,072
No, you don't. You belong to Ch'ing-ti.
719
01:22:37,157 --> 01:22:39,876
I must sacrifice you,
but I love you and I need you.
720
01:22:39,957 --> 01:22:42,073
No!
721
01:22:42,157 --> 01:22:44,273
Here, take her! Take the bitch!
722
01:22:44,357 --> 01:22:47,076
- Master, you are flesh!
- I am?
723
01:22:47,677 --> 01:22:50,555
I am! It worked!
724
01:22:50,637 --> 01:22:53,310
Ch'ing-ti is appeased.
725
01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:58,797
Now we must satisfy the First
Sovereign Emperor by destroying this!
726
01:22:58,877 --> 01:23:00,993
Not so fast, gentlemen.
727
01:23:01,077 --> 01:23:04,592
Is it too much to ask, Thunder?
Kill him! For me!
728
01:23:04,677 --> 01:23:09,307
It won't solve anything, Dave. Too many
people have been droppin' like flies already
729
01:23:09,397 --> 01:23:12,867
and where's that gettin' us? Nowhere, fast.
730
01:23:12,957 --> 01:23:16,233
Nah, you know what Jack Burton
always says at a time like this?
731
01:23:16,317 --> 01:23:19,195
- Who?
- Jack Burton. Me!
732
01:23:27,197 --> 01:23:29,267
Old Jack always says
733
01:23:29,757 --> 01:23:31,793
"What the hell?"
734
01:23:56,517 --> 01:23:57,916
It's a good knife.
735
01:24:00,237 --> 01:24:02,034
Goodbye, Mr Burton.
736
01:24:25,277 --> 01:24:27,666
It's all in the reflexes.
737
01:24:30,677 --> 01:24:32,315
Wang!
738
01:24:39,677 --> 01:24:41,747
You all right?
739
01:24:41,837 --> 01:24:43,907
- Hey, thanks.
- Wait a minute.
740
01:25:18,197 --> 01:25:20,188
I don't think he's gonna stop!
741
01:25:24,357 --> 01:25:25,790
Come on!
742
01:25:44,837 --> 01:25:47,226
- We got a problem.
- There!
743
01:26:17,637 --> 01:26:19,946
Come on, Jack!
744
01:26:21,797 --> 01:26:23,788
Jump, Jack!
745
01:26:33,517 --> 01:26:36,270
- This whole place is melting!
- Hello! Hello!
746
01:26:37,117 --> 01:26:41,076
- How'd you get up there?
- It wasn't easy! Stand aside!
747
01:26:45,597 --> 01:26:47,713
Take it away!
748
01:27:06,517 --> 01:27:08,348
Hang onto this.
749
01:27:10,477 --> 01:27:12,388
Watch out, Wang Chi!
750
01:27:21,477 --> 01:27:23,468
Go for it, Wang!
751
01:27:43,357 --> 01:27:46,110
- Go!
- Come on, Jack, hurry!
752
01:27:48,037 --> 01:27:50,505
There's my truck... My truck!
753
01:27:50,597 --> 01:27:52,952
Get in.
754
01:28:13,637 --> 01:28:15,673
- They took the key.
- Do you have a spare?
755
01:28:15,757 --> 01:28:18,555
Course I do, but it's underneath the...
756
01:28:21,037 --> 01:28:24,666
- What was that?
- 6.9 on the Richter scale. Hang on!
757
01:28:32,797 --> 01:28:35,231
- Sorry.
- Don't you know how to drive this thing?
758
01:28:35,317 --> 01:28:36,830
Relax.
759
01:28:50,277 --> 01:28:52,472
Stop! Red light!
760
01:28:56,477 --> 01:28:58,832
Take it easy. OK, we made it.
761
01:29:00,317 --> 01:29:01,386
Yeah.
762
01:29:01,477 --> 01:29:05,436
Look at that.
Doesn't that make you feel good?
763
01:29:05,517 --> 01:29:07,508
Terrific.
764
01:29:08,757 --> 01:29:10,952
The light's green. You can go.
765
01:29:28,797 --> 01:29:31,789
- What are you doin', Jack?
- I'll be right back.
766
01:29:31,877 --> 01:29:34,266
Where are you goin', Egg?
767
01:29:34,957 --> 01:29:36,948
My work's done.
768
01:29:37,637 --> 01:29:41,425
Lo Pan is dead and the evil spell's been lifted.
769
01:29:42,517 --> 01:29:45,827
Years ago I promised myself a long vacation.
770
01:29:45,917 --> 01:29:47,828
It is time to collect.
771
01:29:47,917 --> 01:29:51,114
Well, why don't you go on over to China?
Visit the motherland?
772
01:29:51,197 --> 01:29:55,588
Well, China's in the heart, Jack.
Wherever I go, she's with me.
773
01:29:57,997 --> 01:30:02,115
- So what are you gonna call it?
- I don't know.
774
01:30:02,197 --> 01:30:07,146
Maybe you can come over to my place later
and help me find a title?
775
01:30:09,157 --> 01:30:12,274
- Here, Jack. Nothin' or triple.
- Nothin' or double.
776
01:30:12,357 --> 01:30:14,996
Triple. You earned it.
777
01:30:15,317 --> 01:30:17,911
You're right, I did. Thanks, Wang.
778
01:30:20,997 --> 01:30:23,465
Well, last chance. I'm a rich man now.
779
01:30:23,557 --> 01:30:27,232
I can give up the open road,
sell my truck, settle down.
780
01:30:27,717 --> 01:30:30,185
Couldn't have that on my conscience.
781
01:30:30,277 --> 01:30:32,996
The only way it might work
is if you buy a bigger truck
782
01:30:33,077 --> 01:30:36,433
with a cosy little apartment
in back, just big enough for two.
783
01:30:36,517 --> 01:30:41,671
That sounds pretty great. But sooner or later
I rub everybody the wrong way.
784
01:30:43,597 --> 01:30:45,792
Well, let me think about it.
785
01:30:49,357 --> 01:30:53,032
God, aren't you even
gonna kiss her goodbye?
786
01:30:56,677 --> 01:30:58,156
No.
787
01:31:00,277 --> 01:31:03,269
- See you around, Burton.
- Never can tell.
788
01:31:08,117 --> 01:31:10,108
Bye, Jack.
789
01:31:13,437 --> 01:31:16,668
We really shook the pillars of heaven,
didn't we, Wang?
790
01:31:16,757 --> 01:31:19,351
- No horseshit, Jack.
- No horseshit.
791
01:31:40,517 --> 01:31:43,987
You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express
and take his advice
792
01:31:44,077 --> 01:31:47,865
on a stormy night, when the lightning's
crashin', the thunder's roarin',
793
01:31:47,957 --> 01:31:51,586
and the rain's comin' down
in sheets thick as lead.
794
01:31:51,677 --> 01:31:54,510
Remember what old Jack Burton does
when the earth quakes
795
01:31:54,597 --> 01:31:59,307
and the poison arrows fall from the sky
and the pillars of heaven shake.
796
01:31:59,397 --> 01:32:04,073
Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old
storm right square in the eye and he says
797
01:32:04,157 --> 01:32:07,672
"Gimme your best shot, pal. I can take it."
798
01:35:26,357 --> 01:35:29,349
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799
01:35:29,437 --> 01:35:31,428
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