1 00:00:00,148 --> 00:00:02,639 And apparently so do the fans. 2 00:00:06,220 --> 00:00:07,778 Hey, shitheads! Listen up! 3 00:00:07,989 --> 00:00:09,820 Everybody on their feet for the warden. 4 00:00:14,262 --> 00:00:16,662 Anthony, wow. You can sit down. 5 00:00:17,698 --> 00:00:19,222 Thank God. 6 00:00:21,002 --> 00:00:23,698 Gentlemen, Texas marshals have been kind enough 7 00:00:23,905 --> 00:00:27,397 to supply us with a dozen of their finest sharpshooters. 8 00:00:28,042 --> 00:00:31,341 So for those of you thinking of mingling with the civilians 9 00:00:31,546 --> 00:00:33,173 or trying to make a break for it, 10 00:00:33,748 --> 00:00:35,147 you will be shot. 11 00:00:36,851 --> 00:00:37,977 In the head. 12 00:00:41,689 --> 00:00:44,852 Now, let's all go out there and have some fun! 13 00:00:47,795 --> 00:00:50,958 Crewe! I'll see you on the field! 14 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:55,128 I think he's in love with you. 15 00:00:56,204 --> 00:00:58,195 All right, listen up. 16 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:02,308 I know it's hard to get psyched for the game without Caretaker being here. 17 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:05,704 But somehow that sick, skinny bastard 18 00:01:05,913 --> 00:01:09,906 found a way to get us all fired up from beyond the grave. 19 00:01:11,052 --> 00:01:13,520 Caretaker's last gift to us. 20 00:01:13,721 --> 00:01:16,417 Battle, I presume this is yours. 21 00:01:18,192 --> 00:01:20,353 I still don't think that's big enough. 22 00:01:22,530 --> 00:01:25,192 - That's it? - No, that ain't it. 23 00:01:25,533 --> 00:01:28,001 Caretaker said he'd find us some gear to wear. 24 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,765 I think he found us a name too. 25 00:01:38,980 --> 00:01:42,279 Mean Machine! Mean Machine! Mean Machine! Mean Machine! 26 00:01:55,162 --> 00:01:59,599 Good afternoon and welcome to a very special edition of ESPN football. 27 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:03,167 As today, the semipro Allenville Federal Prison guards 28 00:02:03,371 --> 00:02:05,999 will be taking on the very prisoners they guard. 29 00:02:06,207 --> 00:02:09,643 And with this special game, folks, comes a special broadcast, 30 00:02:09,844 --> 00:02:13,109 as I'm joined in the booth by Baby Face Bob. 31 00:02:13,314 --> 00:02:15,043 Say hi to the folks, Bob-O. 32 00:02:16,751 --> 00:02:18,446 Chris, we went to a commercial. 33 00:02:18,653 --> 00:02:21,850 This job, Bob, it's a lot of give and take. 34 00:02:22,056 --> 00:02:24,854 So when I bring you in, don't be afraid to talk to the folks. 35 00:02:27,194 --> 00:02:29,162 Unless you don't want to. 36 00:02:32,566 --> 00:02:34,090 And here come the cons, 37 00:02:34,302 --> 00:02:38,261 led by former NFL MVP quarterback Paul Crewe. 38 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:46,105 Holy shit. Hey, hey, hey. 39 00:02:46,314 --> 00:02:47,941 Well, hello. How are you? 40 00:02:48,149 --> 00:02:49,616 Back away from the girls! 41 00:02:49,817 --> 00:02:51,944 - Hey, now. - Call me! 42 00:02:53,821 --> 00:02:55,618 What the hell are you dressed up for? 43 00:02:55,823 --> 00:02:59,384 Hey, I didn't spend 14 years in the joint just to watch this game. 44 00:02:59,593 --> 00:03:01,390 And there in the high-security bleachers 45 00:03:01,595 --> 00:03:04,962 are the good-behavior cons, along with their... 46 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:06,258 ...cheerleaders? 47 00:03:07,468 --> 00:03:09,493 We're the mean machine Don't mean to dis you 48 00:03:09,704 --> 00:03:12,298 We're gonna kick your ass And then we'll kiss you 49 00:03:12,707 --> 00:03:15,301 Hey! Ho! What? 50 00:03:18,145 --> 00:03:20,409 I didn't do it! 51 00:03:31,459 --> 00:03:32,517 Come on, Batt! 52 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:49,866 - What's that? - Did you see that? 53 00:03:53,748 --> 00:03:54,806 Damn it! 54 00:03:56,183 --> 00:04:00,017 Papajohn's at the 20, the 10. And he will score. 55 00:04:03,791 --> 00:04:05,884 Sweet dreams, bitch. 56 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,187 That's a 90-yard return. 57 00:04:08,396 --> 00:04:12,093 And I gotta tell you, the cons seem more interested in hitting the guards 58 00:04:12,299 --> 00:04:14,028 than tackling the ball carrier. 59 00:04:14,235 --> 00:04:19,138 Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. Thanks for picking me up from school. 60 00:04:20,307 --> 00:04:22,775 And here comes the big story of the day. 61 00:04:22,977 --> 00:04:25,343 Paul Crewe, serving a three-year sentence, 62 00:04:25,546 --> 00:04:28,913 hasn't played since he was banned from the NFL six years ago. 63 00:04:29,283 --> 00:04:32,252 Center, shift it! Shift it! 64 00:04:36,023 --> 00:04:37,251 Hey, Sasquatch! 65 00:04:41,195 --> 00:04:42,287 Twenty, hut! 66 00:04:42,496 --> 00:04:45,693 Crewe drops back to pass. Turley's leaving him unprotected. 67 00:04:46,867 --> 00:04:48,596 Fumble! 68 00:04:51,572 --> 00:04:52,698 Holy shit! 69 00:04:54,775 --> 00:04:56,140 Goddamn it. 70 00:04:56,343 --> 00:04:58,868 That's gonna be a personal foul on the big guy. 71 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,878 And this is certainly an inauspicious start for the cons. 72 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:05,382 Come here! All right! You got him. Now, protect me! 73 00:05:05,853 --> 00:05:08,117 Let's go! Hold them! 74 00:05:08,823 --> 00:05:13,192 And here comes Knauer and that big offensive unit for the guards. 75 00:05:18,032 --> 00:05:19,192 Eighty-six. 76 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:20,990 Back to your cell. 77 00:05:22,503 --> 00:05:23,834 Hut! Hut! 78 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:32,544 Knauer has Potter wide open. Touchdown, guards. 79 00:05:33,981 --> 00:05:36,176 - Son of a bitch! - And in the first 90 seconds, 80 00:05:36,383 --> 00:05:38,578 the guards are up by two touchdowns. 81 00:05:38,786 --> 00:05:42,051 This one looks like it could be over early. 82 00:05:42,456 --> 00:05:43,753 Sorry. 83 00:05:43,958 --> 00:05:46,859 What are we celebrating for?! It's 14-nothing! 84 00:05:47,061 --> 00:05:50,519 You guys wanna beat these assholes, do it on the scoreboard! 85 00:05:51,232 --> 00:05:54,895 Are you okay? Oh, God, you're not hurt, are you? 86 00:05:55,102 --> 00:05:56,797 Jesus, you sound like my mother. 87 00:05:57,004 --> 00:06:01,600 Listen, if you wanna cry, you go ahead and cry. I'll cry with you. 88 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:04,744 Get off me! Get back out there and kick some ass! 89 00:06:04,945 --> 00:06:08,039 Why are you yelling at me? All I did was care! 90 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:13,414 Look! A broken leg will heal. 91 00:06:13,621 --> 00:06:16,522 A loss to the Mean Machine lasts forever. 92 00:06:19,226 --> 00:06:20,193 Sorry, guys. 93 00:06:20,761 --> 00:06:22,126 Yeah, yeah. Me too. 94 00:06:23,864 --> 00:06:26,298 All right. Now, let's get started! 95 00:06:28,669 --> 00:06:31,502 Now, get the hell out there! Let's go! 96 00:06:44,885 --> 00:06:45,874 Way to go! Way to go! 97 00:06:46,086 --> 00:06:48,816 There's the first sign of life from the cons. 98 00:06:49,023 --> 00:06:52,959 Let's see if Paul "Motley" Crewe can make something happen. 99 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,127 Hut! 100 00:06:54,328 --> 00:06:58,196 On first down, Crewe will throw. He's got Deacon wide open. 101 00:06:59,934 --> 00:07:02,232 That's gotta be pass interference. 102 00:07:02,436 --> 00:07:04,267 But the ref is waving it off. 103 00:07:04,471 --> 00:07:06,530 - What?! - Oh, come on! 104 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:09,208 Come on, now. I'm in this hellhole for less than that. 105 00:07:09,410 --> 00:07:12,106 - Be a man and make a call. - You're right. 106 00:07:12,313 --> 00:07:14,873 Unsportsmanlike conduct! Eighty-eight black! 107 00:07:15,082 --> 00:07:16,310 What?! 108 00:07:17,284 --> 00:07:18,410 Come on! 109 00:07:20,387 --> 00:07:22,014 This is baby-back bullshit! 110 00:07:22,223 --> 00:07:24,020 - Bullshit, D. - Calm down. Let it go. 111 00:07:24,358 --> 00:07:27,259 Let's call that one a questionable call. 112 00:07:27,661 --> 00:07:29,185 Blue 42, hut! 113 00:07:31,065 --> 00:07:34,728 The give is to Megget. He spins to the outside. Megget has room. 114 00:07:36,904 --> 00:07:39,429 He's at the 35. The 40. 115 00:07:40,374 --> 00:07:42,433 He's brought down hard, by his facemask. 116 00:07:42,843 --> 00:07:45,971 What? Oh, come on, man! That was a facemask! 117 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:48,307 - You're not gonna call that? - I saw a clean tackle, sir. 118 00:07:48,515 --> 00:07:50,449 What you looking at? Are you serious? 119 00:07:50,651 --> 00:07:52,812 Tell it to the parole board, criminal. 120 00:07:53,387 --> 00:07:55,082 I mean, this is absurd. 121 00:07:55,289 --> 00:07:57,689 We can't win with the refs on the payroll! 122 00:07:57,891 --> 00:08:00,917 Listen up. I got an idea to end all this bullshit. 123 00:08:01,128 --> 00:08:03,460 Come on, let's all stay up! Come on! 124 00:08:05,332 --> 00:08:06,765 Down, set! 125 00:08:07,067 --> 00:08:08,227 Red 58. 126 00:08:08,435 --> 00:08:09,766 Cover your man! 127 00:08:10,204 --> 00:08:12,104 Red 58. Hut! 128 00:08:23,584 --> 00:08:26,075 That one hurt my marble sack. 129 00:08:28,555 --> 00:08:29,522 All right! 130 00:08:29,723 --> 00:08:31,520 - You all right? - Yeah. 131 00:08:31,725 --> 00:08:33,192 - What down is it? - Fifth. 132 00:08:33,394 --> 00:08:35,589 - No, no. It would be fourth down. - Okay. 133 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:42,864 What do you think? Should I go for the left nut this time? 134 00:08:43,370 --> 00:08:45,463 Underneath! Let's go! 135 00:08:45,673 --> 00:08:47,573 Ref, you gotta get in the game! Right over here! 136 00:08:47,775 --> 00:08:52,007 Well, I don't quite get this, but on fourth and 22, the cons are gonna go for it. 137 00:08:52,212 --> 00:08:53,736 Down, set! 138 00:08:53,947 --> 00:08:55,414 Red 58. 139 00:08:55,616 --> 00:08:57,140 Red 58. Hut! 140 00:09:06,427 --> 00:09:08,952 You gotta always protect the McNuggets. 141 00:09:12,433 --> 00:09:15,197 How about from now on, you call a fair game? How's that sound? 142 00:09:15,569 --> 00:09:16,558 Sounds good. 143 00:09:16,770 --> 00:09:18,704 Okay. Wet Willie. 144 00:09:20,107 --> 00:09:21,472 Yeah, you like that. 145 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:27,476 And so the guards will take over 146 00:09:27,681 --> 00:09:31,139 after one of the strangest offensive series I've ever seen. 147 00:09:31,485 --> 00:09:34,545 Okay, boys. We know who doesn't have any balls out there now. 148 00:09:34,755 --> 00:09:37,246 Have we got any? Have we got some balls? 149 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:40,985 - Yeah! - All right! Let's go kick some ass! 150 00:09:41,428 --> 00:09:44,056 Come on, Swit, stand them up, baby. 151 00:09:44,264 --> 00:09:48,030 White 50. White 50. Hut, hut, hut! 152 00:09:48,235 --> 00:09:50,669 Knauer, play action. Here comes the blitz. 153 00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:57,271 Switowski is so big, it's like being tackled by a Coke machine with legs. 154 00:09:57,811 --> 00:09:59,403 This is fun! 155 00:10:01,315 --> 00:10:02,942 Nice to see you smiling, Bob. 156 00:10:03,717 --> 00:10:05,150 Thanks, Chris. 157 00:10:06,653 --> 00:10:08,143 Green 90! Hut! 158 00:10:08,489 --> 00:10:10,787 Third and 5, and the give is to Megget. 159 00:10:10,991 --> 00:10:13,516 He's to the 40, where he'll come up short. 160 00:10:13,761 --> 00:10:16,355 But look at Turley push the pile. 161 00:10:16,563 --> 00:10:17,860 And now Crewe. 162 00:10:18,799 --> 00:10:20,528 And that's a first down! 163 00:10:22,069 --> 00:10:25,368 And look out. Boy, somebody better take control of this game soon, 164 00:10:25,572 --> 00:10:27,733 or they're gonna need body bags on the sidelines. 165 00:10:27,941 --> 00:10:28,965 Let's go, guys. 166 00:10:29,176 --> 00:10:30,302 Start of the second quarter. 167 00:10:30,511 --> 00:10:33,537 Cons still down by two touchdowns, but they finally have some momentum. 168 00:10:33,747 --> 00:10:35,112 Hut! 169 00:10:37,551 --> 00:10:39,746 Crewe with a shovel pass to Megget. 170 00:10:40,554 --> 00:10:42,784 And Megget scrambles for a first down. 171 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:44,955 Oh, you fooled me. 172 00:10:45,159 --> 00:10:47,059 - I got you there, didn't I? - You did. 173 00:10:47,261 --> 00:10:49,786 You know, Engleheart, you are the best-looking guy on your team. 174 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:54,525 You know, Paul, in the midst of all this, for you to say something like that is... 175 00:10:55,436 --> 00:10:56,801 Come on, let's go. Let's go, D. 176 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:59,131 First and 10 at the guards' 35. 177 00:10:59,339 --> 00:11:02,240 Crewe dumps it over the middle to Deacon Moss. 178 00:11:02,509 --> 00:11:07,640 And he's hammered at the 17 for a 13-yard pickup, and that's a first down. 179 00:11:08,248 --> 00:11:09,977 - Hut! - Crewe, trying to get his team 180 00:11:10,184 --> 00:11:11,651 on the scoreboard. 181 00:11:12,352 --> 00:11:13,910 He will throw. 182 00:11:16,056 --> 00:11:18,957 And it's caught by Deacon Moss for a touchdown! 183 00:11:20,294 --> 00:11:21,261 All right! 184 00:11:21,462 --> 00:11:25,455 And so there'll be no shutout today, as the cons are on the board. 185 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:29,298 Quit booing, people. Both teams are trying very hard! 186 00:11:29,736 --> 00:11:33,001 What the hell's wrong with you? Stop acting like a damn cheerleader! 187 00:11:33,207 --> 00:11:35,334 - Sportsmanship, try it. - Shut up. 188 00:11:38,912 --> 00:11:40,345 Damn. 189 00:11:40,547 --> 00:11:43,710 2:11 left in the first half. And Dunham is back in at fullback. 190 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:46,784 And he is a load, at 6'2", 260. 191 00:11:49,256 --> 00:11:51,281 Dunham, breaking tackles. 192 00:11:51,492 --> 00:11:53,221 He refuses to go down. 193 00:11:53,894 --> 00:11:57,694 But he finally does after a 15-yard gain. 194 00:11:59,233 --> 00:12:01,394 That's how a white man runs a football. 195 00:12:01,602 --> 00:12:04,400 If I was on D, I'd crack you square in that egg-ass head of yours. 196 00:12:04,605 --> 00:12:07,403 Yeah, but you ain't on D. Are you, bitch? 197 00:12:08,909 --> 00:12:11,207 Switowski! Come here. 198 00:12:11,712 --> 00:12:13,839 Do you know what he said to me in the library? 199 00:12:17,618 --> 00:12:20,348 Yes. Him. Out. 200 00:12:23,824 --> 00:12:26,793 D, D, defense D, D, defense 201 00:12:26,994 --> 00:12:29,189 The cons don't seem to have an answer for Dunham, 202 00:12:29,396 --> 00:12:32,957 who's averaging close to 12 yards a carry this half. 203 00:12:34,601 --> 00:12:35,727 Green 67. 204 00:12:35,936 --> 00:12:37,801 Green 67. Hut! 205 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:44,939 Oh, what a hit on Dunham by Switowski. 206 00:12:47,548 --> 00:12:49,914 I think I made him shit himself. 207 00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:52,242 - Shit! - I think he just shit himself. 208 00:12:52,653 --> 00:12:54,848 I think he just shit himself. 209 00:12:55,055 --> 00:12:58,582 Good Lord. This guy shit himself bigtime. 210 00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:02,125 See? I told you I made him shit himself! 211 00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:05,763 Yo! I'll make sure I send them books to the hospital, pimp. 212 00:13:05,966 --> 00:13:07,627 And some diapers. 213 00:13:09,269 --> 00:13:11,999 Nineteen seconds. We got a lot of ground to cover. 214 00:13:12,205 --> 00:13:14,537 So you bastards remember that play we practiced in the mud? 215 00:13:14,741 --> 00:13:17,574 What are you talking about? That was some schoolyard bullshit. 216 00:13:17,778 --> 00:13:20,770 Yeah. Let's try some schoolyard bullshit. 217 00:13:22,683 --> 00:13:24,082 Come on, D, let's go. 218 00:13:24,284 --> 00:13:27,185 Down, set! Green 88. 219 00:13:27,521 --> 00:13:28,852 Green 88. Hut! 220 00:13:29,056 --> 00:13:33,789 The clock starts to run. Crewe hands the ball to Megget. It's a reverse. 221 00:13:34,094 --> 00:13:36,153 Cheeseburger Eddy's got it. 222 00:13:36,363 --> 00:13:38,058 Go, baby, go! 223 00:13:38,665 --> 00:13:40,656 He laterals to Deacon. 224 00:13:41,868 --> 00:13:43,233 Tackle him! 225 00:13:44,504 --> 00:13:45,698 To Turley. 226 00:13:45,906 --> 00:13:48,568 The clock is running. To Brucie. 227 00:13:48,775 --> 00:13:50,800 Shades of Cal-Stanford. 228 00:13:51,011 --> 00:13:52,501 Back to Crewe. 229 00:13:53,246 --> 00:13:54,975 He tosses to Megget. 230 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,206 Tackle him! 231 00:14:00,087 --> 00:14:02,920 And look at that little Megget run. 232 00:14:03,123 --> 00:14:04,852 Three seconds left. 233 00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:07,150 Yeah! Go! 234 00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:13,426 He could go all the way. Touchdown! 235 00:14:19,006 --> 00:14:20,132 Did you see that?! 236 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:21,705 Do that sound again. 237 00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:25,007 I like that. 238 00:14:28,081 --> 00:14:30,379 And so, on a miraculous play, 239 00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:34,520 the cons end the first half with the score: 14-all. 240 00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:41,288 Bring it in. 241 00:14:42,029 --> 00:14:45,362 Do you have any idea who's beating you out there? 242 00:14:45,565 --> 00:14:47,726 This was supposed to be a blowout, 243 00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:51,392 and they're showing you up in front of the whole nation. 244 00:14:52,472 --> 00:14:54,099 The whole nation! 245 00:14:54,508 --> 00:14:56,703 I like it when he's angry. 246 00:14:58,979 --> 00:15:01,641 - I told you! - Way to go, baby, way to go. 247 00:15:08,021 --> 00:15:10,888 What in the hell do you think you're doing out there? 248 00:15:11,091 --> 00:15:12,718 Playing football, sir. 249 00:15:14,428 --> 00:15:16,259 I didn't say nothing about winning. 250 00:15:16,596 --> 00:15:18,826 We're not winning. Not yet. 251 00:15:21,935 --> 00:15:24,403 You got yourself in quite a predicament, Mr. Crewe. 252 00:15:24,604 --> 00:15:27,072 - Is that right? - See, it's just come to my attention 253 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,333 that inmate Unger has been taken into custody 254 00:15:29,543 --> 00:15:31,010 for the murder of Caretaker. 255 00:15:31,211 --> 00:15:33,577 - Good. - Oh, yeah, it's good. 256 00:15:34,047 --> 00:15:37,414 Only thing is, he claims to have an accomplice. 257 00:15:37,851 --> 00:15:39,614 Claims you knew all about it. 258 00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:43,017 Hell, he even says you sent Caretaker to your cell. 259 00:15:44,157 --> 00:15:45,385 Bullshit. 260 00:15:45,592 --> 00:15:48,789 Captain Knauer says he saw you planning it with Unger. 261 00:15:50,197 --> 00:15:51,892 There's no way that could hold up in court. 262 00:15:52,099 --> 00:15:53,088 Court? 263 00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:59,337 Hell, boy, in Allenville, I'm the judge, I'm the jury, 264 00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:03,703 and in your particular case, I'm the executioner. 265 00:16:04,578 --> 00:16:05,602 What do you want? 266 00:16:06,146 --> 00:16:07,773 I want you to lose. 267 00:16:07,981 --> 00:16:09,141 I can't do that. 268 00:16:09,349 --> 00:16:12,341 Of course you can. After all, you've had plenty of practice. 269 00:16:12,552 --> 00:16:15,988 But the men. It's more important to them than it is to you. 270 00:16:17,224 --> 00:16:19,283 Okay. Suit yourself. 271 00:16:19,659 --> 00:16:23,095 Spend the next 25 years of your useless life in prison. 272 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,061 All right, I'll do it. 273 00:16:31,071 --> 00:16:34,905 But I don't want my guys hurt. You get ahead, you coast. We clear? 274 00:16:35,108 --> 00:16:37,804 Fine. Right after I get a two-touchdown lead. 275 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:42,143 I tell you what bothers me the most, warden. 276 00:16:44,317 --> 00:16:47,081 That you're not gonna be out there on that field with us, 277 00:16:47,287 --> 00:16:49,118 getting what you got coming to you. 278 00:16:52,225 --> 00:16:55,058 The only thing coming to me is victory. 279 00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:58,663 Mean Machine. 280 00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:01,495 It's cute. 281 00:17:04,671 --> 00:17:06,400 - Let's go, boy! - We can do it, baby! 282 00:17:06,606 --> 00:17:08,096 Captain. 283 00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:10,441 May I have a word? 284 00:17:10,644 --> 00:17:13,135 Don't worry, warden, we'll take care of business. 285 00:17:13,346 --> 00:17:14,472 I already have. 286 00:17:14,915 --> 00:17:17,543 What? We can win this on our own. 287 00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:21,812 Captain, a man in my position doesn't leave things to chance. 288 00:17:22,556 --> 00:17:25,684 Now, after you get a comfortable three-touchdown lead, 289 00:17:25,892 --> 00:17:28,725 I want you to inflict as much pain as humanly possible. 290 00:17:28,929 --> 00:17:31,124 Do not let up, you hear? 291 00:17:31,498 --> 00:17:34,399 I want those cons to understand who owns them. 292 00:17:35,268 --> 00:17:36,565 Do I make myself clear? 293 00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:38,067 Oh, yes, sir. 294 00:17:38,872 --> 00:17:39,839 Good. 295 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:44,232 There's the kickoff, and we're under way in the second half. 296 00:17:49,983 --> 00:17:53,077 Megget is finally brought down at the guards' 33, 297 00:17:53,286 --> 00:17:54,878 where Paul Crewe will take over. 298 00:17:55,088 --> 00:17:56,885 And what a first half he's had. 299 00:17:57,090 --> 00:17:58,352 Here we go! Here we go! 300 00:18:01,528 --> 00:18:02,825 Down, set! 301 00:18:03,597 --> 00:18:05,724 Y 45. Hut! 302 00:18:06,633 --> 00:18:09,101 On first and 10, Crewe will pass. 303 00:18:09,302 --> 00:18:10,997 - He's got Deacon wide open. - Come on. 304 00:18:11,204 --> 00:18:12,364 Oh, incomplete. 305 00:18:12,572 --> 00:18:13,664 It's okay. Get your head up. 306 00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:15,208 It's all right, man. 307 00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:18,438 Come on, Paulie. 308 00:18:18,645 --> 00:18:21,910 Second and 10 from the 33. Crewe's looking for Deacon once again. 309 00:18:22,115 --> 00:18:24,276 - He's open! - He's open! 310 00:18:24,951 --> 00:18:28,853 But overthrows it. And it's picked off by Papajohn. 311 00:18:29,055 --> 00:18:30,579 Look out! He might go. 312 00:18:32,192 --> 00:18:33,853 Say goodbye. 313 00:18:34,628 --> 00:18:35,617 Touchdown! 314 00:18:37,697 --> 00:18:41,258 The first mistake Crewe's made all day. 315 00:18:44,304 --> 00:18:48,035 Short memory, baby. We'll get it back. We'll get it back. 316 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:49,868 Defense, let's do this! 317 00:18:51,077 --> 00:18:52,669 8:38 left in the third quarter, 318 00:18:52,879 --> 00:18:54,870 and Crewe has struggled thus far in the second half. 319 00:18:55,081 --> 00:18:56,514 Hut! 320 00:18:56,716 --> 00:19:00,152 The pitch to Megget. Oh, my! That ball is live! 321 00:19:01,187 --> 00:19:02,779 It's picked up by Lambert. 322 00:19:02,989 --> 00:19:06,254 He's at the 15, the 10, and he will score! 323 00:19:07,961 --> 00:19:09,724 Yeah! Touchdown! Yeah! 324 00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:14,128 Crewe took a shot on that play and he's getting up slowly. 325 00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:17,770 Meanwhile, in the end zone, the guards have something to celebrate, 326 00:19:17,971 --> 00:19:20,462 as they find themselves up by two touchdowns. 327 00:19:20,674 --> 00:19:24,235 This is simply a different Paul Crewe we're seeing here in the second half. 328 00:19:24,444 --> 00:19:26,935 There's the old Paul Crewe we love to write about. 329 00:19:27,147 --> 00:19:28,876 What the hell are you doing out there? 330 00:19:29,082 --> 00:19:30,572 I'm done. 331 00:19:31,885 --> 00:19:33,352 I'm out. That's it. 332 00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:37,518 - Where you hurting? - My knee. 333 00:19:37,724 --> 00:19:39,749 - Seems okay to me. - Well, it ain't. 334 00:19:42,429 --> 00:19:46,263 If Crewe can't go, I don't know how deep these guys are at quarterback. 335 00:19:48,335 --> 00:19:51,771 The guards will try to keep it away from Megget, so they'll pooch kick. 336 00:19:51,972 --> 00:19:53,234 Fair catch. Fair catch. 337 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,034 As Big Tony calls for the fair catch. 338 00:19:56,509 --> 00:20:00,172 Watch out. That was as late a hit as I've ever seen. 339 00:20:01,948 --> 00:20:05,748 And even some of the home crowd not liking that one. 340 00:20:05,952 --> 00:20:07,010 Hang in there, partner. 341 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:11,213 Can of corn. Can of corn, and I'll be fine. Can of corn. 342 00:20:14,327 --> 00:20:16,522 Yeah, I'd have a hard time looking at me too. 343 00:20:17,097 --> 00:20:18,223 Brucie. 344 00:20:18,431 --> 00:20:19,523 Yeah, coach. 345 00:20:19,733 --> 00:20:23,191 You're the only one that knows this offense, son. Now, do it. 346 00:20:23,403 --> 00:20:25,769 Coming into the game, replacing the injured Paul Crewe, 347 00:20:25,972 --> 00:20:27,303 is number 1, Brucie. 348 00:20:27,507 --> 00:20:29,338 All right, all right. Crewe's playing like shit. 349 00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:31,635 That's his problem. I'm gonna bring us back. 350 00:20:31,845 --> 00:20:34,211 Right, 32 Flex Dive Motion on one. Ready! 351 00:20:34,414 --> 00:20:35,381 Break! 352 00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:38,176 Yeah. It's Brucie's time to shine, baby. 353 00:20:38,752 --> 00:20:41,243 Okay. Down, set. Hut! 354 00:20:41,454 --> 00:20:45,356 There's the snap and the ball is fumbled. And the guards recover. 355 00:20:45,558 --> 00:20:47,253 I knew I shouldn't have had that popcorn. 356 00:20:48,428 --> 00:20:52,194 The guards are in command here as we move late into the third quarter. 357 00:20:52,399 --> 00:20:53,764 Ninety-eight. Hut! Hut! 358 00:20:54,768 --> 00:20:57,794 The give is to Potter. Back to Knauer. 359 00:20:58,004 --> 00:21:00,268 He's got a man open deep downfield. 360 00:21:00,473 --> 00:21:02,407 He'll throw the flea-flicker! 361 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:05,271 And he's got it. Touchdown, guards. 362 00:21:05,478 --> 00:21:08,538 And this game is starting to look like a blowout. 363 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:14,713 Hey, man, after all Caretaker did, this is how you show him love? 364 00:21:14,921 --> 00:21:16,286 Don't worry about it. 365 00:21:16,489 --> 00:21:18,753 You haven't changed one damn bit. 366 00:21:23,229 --> 00:21:24,958 All right. Down, set! 367 00:21:25,165 --> 00:21:26,393 Back in at quarterback is Brucie, 368 00:21:26,599 --> 00:21:29,432 who will try to find a handle on the ball this time. 369 00:21:30,603 --> 00:21:31,865 Throw it, Brucie! 370 00:21:32,405 --> 00:21:33,872 Oh, shit! 371 00:21:34,207 --> 00:21:35,606 And look out. 372 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:41,705 What a shot he took! 373 00:21:42,015 --> 00:21:43,380 How much more blood do you want? 374 00:21:46,553 --> 00:21:50,250 I think the cons are just about out of options at quarterback. 375 00:22:09,642 --> 00:22:11,769 Hey, Skitchy, let me ask you something. 376 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:15,580 When you popped the warden, was it worth it? 377 00:22:15,782 --> 00:22:17,909 Was it worth spending the rest of your life in here? 378 00:22:18,618 --> 00:22:22,452 Was it worth it? It was worth every goddamn second. 379 00:22:30,430 --> 00:22:32,227 What the hell is he doing? 380 00:22:35,135 --> 00:22:38,764 Paul Crewe must be feeling better, because here he comes. 381 00:22:38,972 --> 00:22:41,338 All right, I missed you guys, so I'm back. 382 00:22:41,541 --> 00:22:43,805 We got a lot of work to do. Let's get it going. 383 00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:46,604 Deuce right, 89. Fly on two. Ready? 384 00:22:48,948 --> 00:22:50,006 Break. 385 00:22:51,584 --> 00:22:54,610 As we start the fourth quarter, cons down by three touchdowns. 386 00:22:54,821 --> 00:22:56,118 Wide left! Tight left! 387 00:22:57,857 --> 00:22:59,882 Black 90. Hut! Hut! 388 00:23:00,093 --> 00:23:02,653 Here comes the blitz, and no one's blocking! 389 00:23:02,862 --> 00:23:05,854 And Crewe will be sacked for a big loss. 390 00:23:06,533 --> 00:23:10,560 That looked like a message to Crewe from his offensive line. 391 00:23:12,238 --> 00:23:13,967 Did you see that, man? They're quitting on him. 392 00:23:14,174 --> 00:23:16,165 Okay, baby. Jailbreak Blitz. Ready? 393 00:23:16,509 --> 00:23:18,636 We got that out of the way. I deserved it. 394 00:23:18,845 --> 00:23:21,211 - Now we gotta play some football. - Switch it! Switch it! 395 00:23:21,414 --> 00:23:23,507 Cons need to do something to get back in this game. 396 00:23:23,716 --> 00:23:25,547 And that's not it! 397 00:23:26,352 --> 00:23:28,343 And Crewe is leveled! 398 00:23:28,555 --> 00:23:30,853 I don't think he's gonna get up from that one. 399 00:23:31,057 --> 00:23:32,524 Nice hit! 400 00:23:34,427 --> 00:23:37,021 But he is. And I don't know how, after that last hit. 401 00:23:37,230 --> 00:23:38,356 All right, punt team! 402 00:23:38,565 --> 00:23:40,931 Keep them off the field! We're going for it. 403 00:23:41,134 --> 00:23:42,999 Dumbshits are going for it! Let's go! Let's go! 404 00:23:43,369 --> 00:23:46,304 Come on back, if he wants to get his ass kicked. Come on back. 405 00:23:46,506 --> 00:23:47,768 This is unbelievable. 406 00:23:47,974 --> 00:23:52,138 Fine. You guys don't wanna help me, I'll do it on my own. On two. 407 00:23:53,146 --> 00:23:54,374 Let's go, to the line. 408 00:23:54,581 --> 00:23:55,912 On fourth and 20, 409 00:23:56,115 --> 00:23:58,913 the cons are gonna go for it. This could be the ball game right here. 410 00:23:59,118 --> 00:24:01,177 Red 98. Hut! Hut! 411 00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:06,486 Crewe dodges the blitz, but he loses his helmet. 412 00:24:09,963 --> 00:24:11,487 And he's not going down. 413 00:24:17,103 --> 00:24:19,367 He's got the first down. 414 00:24:19,572 --> 00:24:20,800 Time-out! 415 00:24:21,507 --> 00:24:23,168 - Man, oh, man. - Not bad. 416 00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:31,978 Huddle up. 417 00:24:33,086 --> 00:24:34,075 Look. 418 00:24:35,188 --> 00:24:38,646 I'm sure you already know this, but I never said it out loud. 419 00:24:40,126 --> 00:24:41,889 I did throw that game. 420 00:24:43,329 --> 00:24:44,626 I did it. 421 00:24:45,465 --> 00:24:48,298 I was in a bad way with some worse people. 422 00:24:49,135 --> 00:24:50,466 After I did it, 423 00:24:50,670 --> 00:24:54,697 I felt so shitty I wish I would have just let them kill me instead. 424 00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:59,744 Now the warden wants to pin Caretaker's murder on me 425 00:24:59,946 --> 00:25:01,880 if I don't throw this game. 426 00:25:03,716 --> 00:25:06,184 So it looks like I'm gonna get to know you guys a lot better, 427 00:25:06,386 --> 00:25:09,014 because I ain't doing that twice in a lifetime. 428 00:25:09,222 --> 00:25:12,419 We got a little time left. We can still do this. 429 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:15,719 I'm begging you. Put your hands in here. 430 00:25:25,471 --> 00:25:28,531 Okay. Thank you. Now, who are we? 431 00:25:28,741 --> 00:25:29,765 Mean Machine! 432 00:25:29,976 --> 00:25:32,342 Come on, Mean Machine, let's go! 433 00:25:35,682 --> 00:25:36,944 That's great news. 434 00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:39,914 All right. We got ourselves a game. 435 00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:41,711 Brown 65. Hut! 436 00:25:41,921 --> 00:25:45,982 First and 10 from the 30. Crewe finds Deacon open in the flat. 437 00:25:48,094 --> 00:25:49,061 Hut! 438 00:25:50,763 --> 00:25:53,630 The give is to Megget. And he fights his way for a 9-yard gain. 439 00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:55,528 One yard, baby. One more yard. 440 00:25:56,936 --> 00:25:57,960 Hut! Hut! 441 00:25:58,171 --> 00:26:00,162 Crewe tries a sneak. Or is it? 442 00:26:00,373 --> 00:26:01,840 He flips it back to Megget. 443 00:26:02,342 --> 00:26:05,368 Megget's got the first down and more. 444 00:26:12,752 --> 00:26:16,711 And Megget is down to the 4-yard line, where it'll be first and goal. 445 00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:18,015 Hut! 446 00:26:19,058 --> 00:26:22,687 Crewe hands it to Turley. And look at the big man go. 447 00:26:22,895 --> 00:26:24,123 Tackle him! 448 00:26:29,869 --> 00:26:30,927 Touchdown! 449 00:26:32,038 --> 00:26:36,270 That was some rumbling, bumbling stumbling right there. 450 00:26:36,476 --> 00:26:38,239 And listen to the crowd 451 00:26:38,444 --> 00:26:42,107 as this underdog con team is starting to win them over. 452 00:26:50,189 --> 00:26:53,784 Third down and 6. Guards have the ball on their own 29-yard line. 453 00:26:53,993 --> 00:26:56,461 Knauer needs a first down to put this game away. 454 00:26:56,662 --> 00:26:58,129 White 50! 455 00:26:58,731 --> 00:26:59,789 White 50! 456 00:26:59,999 --> 00:27:02,160 And look at Battle take off. 457 00:27:03,569 --> 00:27:05,036 He knocks the ball loose! 458 00:27:06,305 --> 00:27:10,867 There's a dogpile in the backfield. The refs are trying to sort it out. 459 00:27:13,579 --> 00:27:15,206 My arm! 460 00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:18,175 The cons recover! 461 00:27:18,818 --> 00:27:21,651 We got the ball! We got the ball! We got it! We got it! 462 00:27:22,455 --> 00:27:26,892 With just over two minutes left to be played, this has turned into a game. 463 00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:30,991 Crewe will start in great field position at the guards' 25. 464 00:27:31,197 --> 00:27:34,792 And look at this formation. The guards, they're confused. 465 00:27:35,001 --> 00:27:36,059 Shift over! Move! 466 00:27:36,269 --> 00:27:38,533 They're trying to call time-out, but there's the snap. 467 00:27:42,408 --> 00:27:45,935 Moss is behind a wall of cons. I wouldn't wanna be in front of that thing. 468 00:27:49,182 --> 00:27:50,581 And they'll score! 469 00:27:55,755 --> 00:27:58,349 - Hey! Is that legal? - Yeah, it is. 470 00:27:58,558 --> 00:28:00,389 - Is that a touchdown? - Yes, it is. 471 00:28:00,593 --> 00:28:03,460 What is going on here? Shit! 472 00:28:03,963 --> 00:28:07,160 And with the extra point, the cons are down by just seven. 473 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,938 - Brucie! - Yeah. Yeah, coach. 474 00:28:17,477 --> 00:28:19,502 I want you to go out there and kick off. 475 00:28:19,712 --> 00:28:21,612 - I can do it. - Kick off! 476 00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:23,845 Brucie can't kick worth a shit. 477 00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:26,848 I know. Recover the ball. 478 00:28:27,253 --> 00:28:30,120 Jesus Christ, my savior. If you help me out with this one, 479 00:28:30,323 --> 00:28:33,815 I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys. Amen. 480 00:28:34,026 --> 00:28:36,187 Back in the game is Brucie, and he'll do the honors. 481 00:28:36,395 --> 00:28:37,987 And it's a horrible kick. 482 00:28:38,197 --> 00:28:39,687 But the ball is tipped! 483 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,125 And the cons have come up with it! 484 00:28:44,370 --> 00:28:46,838 - We got it! One time-out. - Got it. Got it. 485 00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:50,475 That's it, Brucie. Hey, hey! My bad. My bad. My bad. Come on. 486 00:28:51,878 --> 00:28:53,368 Give me that. 487 00:28:54,347 --> 00:28:55,405 Damn... 488 00:28:56,916 --> 00:28:59,180 Well, that felt unnecessary. 489 00:28:59,385 --> 00:29:02,149 Cons have enough time for one final drive. 490 00:29:03,256 --> 00:29:05,554 Crewe drops back to pass. He's under pressure. 491 00:29:05,791 --> 00:29:08,385 - Watch the pass! - He's looking for Deacon. 492 00:29:08,594 --> 00:29:10,323 He gets the ball up, but he's leveled. 493 00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:14,128 And Deacon's got it for a first down, but he stayed inbounds. 494 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,267 Tick, tick, tick. The clock keeps running. 495 00:29:16,469 --> 00:29:19,461 Clock's running. Clock's still running! Clock's still running! 496 00:29:19,672 --> 00:29:20,661 On the ball! 497 00:29:20,873 --> 00:29:22,864 Goddamn it! Do something! 498 00:29:23,075 --> 00:29:24,099 Hut! 499 00:29:24,944 --> 00:29:28,141 Crewe. He's looking to throw. Under pressure again. 500 00:29:28,347 --> 00:29:30,815 Go! Get rid of it! Go! Go! 501 00:29:31,017 --> 00:29:33,212 He pitches it to Megget. He's got some room. 502 00:29:33,419 --> 00:29:36,047 Here we go. Here we go. Go, Megg! Go, Megget! 503 00:29:36,556 --> 00:29:39,081 - Go, Megget! - Get him! 504 00:29:39,292 --> 00:29:41,692 He could go all the way! 505 00:29:41,894 --> 00:29:43,122 But he won't! 506 00:29:43,329 --> 00:29:44,421 Goddamn it! 507 00:29:44,630 --> 00:29:47,064 And Megget is hit hard at the 4, and he's hurt. 508 00:29:47,266 --> 00:29:48,631 My knee, man! 509 00:29:50,970 --> 00:29:53,803 You busted your knee for us, we'll bust our ass for you. 510 00:29:54,006 --> 00:29:55,803 Hey, coach, I need a back! 511 00:29:56,008 --> 00:29:57,305 Just win this shit. 512 00:29:59,345 --> 00:30:00,676 I'm going in. 513 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,472 Coach, you serious? 514 00:30:02,682 --> 00:30:04,240 Yeah, I'm serious. 515 00:30:04,517 --> 00:30:07,008 And look who's coming into the game. 516 00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:09,315 You can do it! 517 00:30:09,522 --> 00:30:12,719 Get that old ass of yours in the end zone! 518 00:30:12,925 --> 00:30:15,416 We gotta win this thing! Come on! 519 00:30:17,196 --> 00:30:19,960 No, no, no. Hey, old man. 520 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:22,157 Absolutely not. You're gonna get killed out here. 521 00:30:22,368 --> 00:30:25,337 They've been trying that for years. Don't worry, I got the perfect play. 522 00:30:25,538 --> 00:30:27,768 - I ain't handing you the ball. - You don't have to. 523 00:30:27,974 --> 00:30:31,410 Nate Scarborough, the former Heisman Trophy winner from 1955, 524 00:30:31,611 --> 00:30:32,805 is gonna play tailback, 525 00:30:33,012 --> 00:30:35,572 but he's gotta be in there more for moral support than anything. 526 00:30:35,781 --> 00:30:38,579 Mean Machine. Mean Machine. 527 00:30:38,784 --> 00:30:41,548 Mean Machine. Mean Machine. 528 00:30:41,754 --> 00:30:46,088 Mean Machine, Mean Machine Mean Machine 529 00:30:46,292 --> 00:30:47,657 Mean Machine! 530 00:30:47,860 --> 00:30:48,952 Mean Machine! 531 00:30:49,996 --> 00:30:52,658 Six seconds left on the clock. Cons down by seven. 532 00:30:52,865 --> 00:30:54,856 They must score on this play. 533 00:30:57,336 --> 00:30:58,598 Don't let them through! 534 00:31:00,606 --> 00:31:01,971 Down, set! 535 00:31:02,508 --> 00:31:05,136 - Black 99! - Come on, D! 536 00:31:05,344 --> 00:31:08,313 Black 99! Hut! Hut! 537 00:31:08,914 --> 00:31:10,711 The give is to the big man, Turley. 538 00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:14,708 He's stopped by Lambert at the line for no gain. 539 00:31:15,354 --> 00:31:16,946 No! Wait! 540 00:31:17,923 --> 00:31:20,721 The ball's picked up by Scarborough. 541 00:31:23,562 --> 00:31:25,223 Come on! 542 00:31:30,670 --> 00:31:32,399 Touchdown! 543 00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:42,811 What an amazing comeback, folks! 544 00:31:43,015 --> 00:31:45,643 Taking a play from the old Nebraska playbook. 545 00:31:45,851 --> 00:31:46,840 The Fumblerooskie. 546 00:31:47,053 --> 00:31:48,645 Easy. Easy. 547 00:31:48,854 --> 00:31:50,321 You still alive, old man? 548 00:31:51,857 --> 00:31:53,381 Never felt better in my life. 549 00:31:53,592 --> 00:31:55,719 You're a sick bastard. Come here. 550 00:31:56,462 --> 00:31:57,986 All right. 551 00:31:58,197 --> 00:32:02,429 And now the cons are a mere extra point away from overtime. 552 00:32:02,635 --> 00:32:04,068 Mean Machine! 553 00:32:07,573 --> 00:32:10,940 Team vote: We go for the win? We go for the tie? 554 00:32:11,143 --> 00:32:14,510 Hell, guys, we're convicts. We always go for it all. 555 00:32:15,047 --> 00:32:18,847 Unfortunately, that's why we're all in the joint. 556 00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:20,513 What would Caretaker do? 557 00:32:22,321 --> 00:32:23,618 Give me that blackboard. 558 00:32:23,956 --> 00:32:25,014 Yeah, come on! 559 00:32:25,758 --> 00:32:26,725 Come on. 560 00:32:29,261 --> 00:32:30,421 Are you serious? 561 00:32:30,629 --> 00:32:32,290 I don't know. That play is wack. 562 00:32:32,498 --> 00:32:33,556 It's gonna work. 563 00:32:34,834 --> 00:32:37,029 It's gonna work. Let's go. On the ball. 564 00:32:37,236 --> 00:32:38,225 Come on! Let's go! 565 00:32:38,437 --> 00:32:40,428 Let's go, y'all! Let's go! 566 00:32:40,639 --> 00:32:42,266 I think it's gonna work. 567 00:32:43,375 --> 00:32:45,104 Get them out there. 568 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,740 And wait a minute. Crewe is coming back into the game. 569 00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:52,747 The cons are gonna go for the win. 570 00:32:52,952 --> 00:32:54,010 They're going for it. 571 00:32:55,287 --> 00:32:58,381 Crewe, trying to settle his team into formation. 572 00:32:58,591 --> 00:33:00,491 But there seems to be a lot of confusion. 573 00:33:00,693 --> 00:33:02,388 Come on! Run the play! 574 00:33:02,595 --> 00:33:04,927 Turley! Turley. Over here. 575 00:33:05,131 --> 00:33:07,725 Move your giant ass right here! Right here. 576 00:33:07,933 --> 00:33:09,730 Come on, baby. Come on. 577 00:33:11,137 --> 00:33:14,368 The play clock is still running. Crewe better call a time-out. 578 00:33:14,573 --> 00:33:15,540 Come on, Crewe! 579 00:33:17,543 --> 00:33:19,374 They don't know what we're doing! 580 00:33:19,578 --> 00:33:21,136 Run the play we set up. 581 00:33:21,347 --> 00:33:23,611 I think you're still dizzy from that hit! 582 00:33:24,617 --> 00:33:26,585 The snap is to Deacon. 583 00:33:26,786 --> 00:33:28,117 It's a trick. 584 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,345 He throws it to Crewe. 585 00:33:53,879 --> 00:33:56,074 They did it! Unbelievable! 586 00:33:56,282 --> 00:33:57,749 The cons win! 587 00:34:11,330 --> 00:34:12,661 We win! 588 00:34:12,865 --> 00:34:15,766 Group hug in the shower tonight! 589 00:34:17,803 --> 00:34:20,033 Or not. Or not. 590 00:34:22,141 --> 00:34:23,438 Well, there you have it. 591 00:34:23,642 --> 00:34:25,837 A bunch of ruthless criminals have beaten 592 00:34:26,045 --> 00:34:28,605 the men that uphold our justice system. 593 00:34:28,814 --> 00:34:30,782 Criminals are people too, Chris. 594 00:34:30,983 --> 00:34:32,314 Now, give me your wallet. 595 00:34:32,918 --> 00:34:33,907 What? 596 00:34:34,386 --> 00:34:36,047 Just kidding. 597 00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:43,925 You got a lot of balls, Crewe. You played a hell of a game. 598 00:34:44,129 --> 00:34:47,963 And don't worry, I know you had nothing to do with Caretaker's murder. 599 00:34:48,167 --> 00:34:49,259 And I'll back that up. 600 00:34:51,070 --> 00:34:52,469 Thank you, baby. 601 00:34:54,139 --> 00:34:56,664 Mean Machine! Mean Machine! 602 00:34:59,745 --> 00:35:04,273 You humiliated me. I can't believe you couldn't even win a fixed game. 603 00:35:06,852 --> 00:35:09,320 Now, where the hell does he think he's going? 604 00:35:12,825 --> 00:35:14,019 He's escaping. 605 00:35:14,426 --> 00:35:15,552 He's escaping. 606 00:35:15,761 --> 00:35:17,854 Officer, shoot that man! 607 00:35:18,063 --> 00:35:19,860 But, sir, there's people. 608 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,658 Shoot him. 609 00:35:23,636 --> 00:35:24,660 Crewe! 610 00:35:25,371 --> 00:35:27,965 Captain, I order you to shoot that prisoner. 611 00:35:31,243 --> 00:35:33,268 Shoot him! Fire! 612 00:35:33,479 --> 00:35:34,810 Crewe! 613 00:35:35,014 --> 00:35:37,949 Damn it, I'm giving you an order, captain! 614 00:35:38,150 --> 00:35:39,117 Crewe! 615 00:35:39,318 --> 00:35:41,115 Pull the trigger! 616 00:36:00,472 --> 00:36:02,736 It's the game ball. 617 00:36:09,682 --> 00:36:10,774 Hey. 618 00:36:14,687 --> 00:36:17,622 Why don't you stick this in your trophy case. 619 00:36:19,692 --> 00:36:21,922 - You have a nice time, old man? - Yeah. 620 00:36:22,127 --> 00:36:24,994 Yeah? Okay. So, what do we do now? 621 00:36:25,197 --> 00:36:27,825 Well, the first thing is, we tell the team where they're hiding Unger. 622 00:36:28,033 --> 00:36:31,469 Oh, I can't wait to see what Switowski does to him. 623 00:36:38,344 --> 00:36:39,834 Great game, sir. 624 00:36:42,715 --> 00:36:44,205 That's a week in the hotbox! 625 00:36:44,416 --> 00:36:46,281 Who gives a shit?