1 00:02:34,971 --> 00:02:36,939 Hello, stranger. 2 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:14,338 Sorry. Looking for a cigarette. 3 00:03:15,244 --> 00:03:16,575 I've given up. 4 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,647 Thank you. 5 00:03:22,986 --> 00:03:25,216 - Got to be somewhere? - Work. 6 00:03:26,756 --> 00:03:28,747 You didn't fancy my sandwiches? 7 00:03:28,858 --> 00:03:31,486 - Don't eat fish. - Why not? 8 00:03:32,362 --> 00:03:34,057 Fish piss in the sea. 9 00:03:34,564 --> 00:03:37,397 - So do children. - Don't eat children, either. 10 00:03:38,701 --> 00:03:40,191 What's your work? 11 00:03:40,269 --> 00:03:42,430 I'm sort of a journalist. 12 00:03:42,772 --> 00:03:45,605 - What sort? - I write obituaries. 13 00:03:57,587 --> 00:03:59,748 Are we in for a long wait? 14 00:04:01,858 --> 00:04:03,985 She was 21 when she came in. 15 00:04:06,362 --> 00:04:07,852 Does it hurt? 16 00:04:08,564 --> 00:04:09,895 I'll live. 17 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,468 Do you want me to put your leg up? 18 00:04:13,536 --> 00:04:15,094 Yes, please. 19 00:04:29,919 --> 00:04:31,910 Who cut off your crusts? 20 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,344 Me. 21 00:04:33,423 --> 00:04:36,358 Did your mother cut off your crusts when you were a little boy? 22 00:04:36,426 --> 00:04:39,793 - Yes, I believe she did. - You should eat your crusts. 23 00:04:40,163 --> 00:04:42,063 You should stop smoking. 24 00:04:43,599 --> 00:04:45,089 How long was I out? 25 00:04:45,168 --> 00:04:47,728 - About 10 seconds. - Then what? 26 00:04:49,005 --> 00:04:50,996 You came to. You focused on me. 27 00:04:51,074 --> 00:04:53,770 You said, "Hello, stranger." 28 00:04:53,843 --> 00:04:55,401 What a floozy. 29 00:04:55,478 --> 00:04:59,312 The cabbie crossed himself, he went, "Thank fuck. I thought I'd killed her." 30 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,748 I said, "Let's get her to a hospital." He hesitated. 31 00:05:01,818 --> 00:05:05,117 I think he thought there'd be paperwork and he'd be held responsible. 32 00:05:05,188 --> 00:05:08,646 So I said with a slight sneer, "Please just drop us at the hospital." 33 00:05:08,724 --> 00:05:10,316 Show me the sneer. 34 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:13,228 Very good, buster. 35 00:05:14,297 --> 00:05:15,787 Thank you. 36 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,838 - I told you, I've given up. - Try harder. 37 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,467 You live here? 38 00:05:28,878 --> 00:05:31,073 Just arrived from New York. 39 00:05:31,781 --> 00:05:33,715 Taking a vacation? 40 00:05:33,783 --> 00:05:35,683 I'm on an expedition. 41 00:05:36,319 --> 00:05:38,116 Where's your baggage? 42 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:41,985 - Where are you staying? - I'm a waif. 43 00:05:44,627 --> 00:05:46,117 A red bus. 44 00:05:47,864 --> 00:05:52,198 Policeman or "bobby." Observe the distinctive helmet. 45 00:05:53,836 --> 00:05:56,361 Saint Paul's Cathedral. Please note the famous dome. 46 00:05:56,439 --> 00:06:00,273 - This is a truly magnificent tour. - It's the London tourists never get to see. 47 00:06:00,343 --> 00:06:03,176 - What's this? - I've no idea. 48 00:06:23,933 --> 00:06:27,699 They're all people who died saving the lives of others. 49 00:06:29,372 --> 00:06:31,272 I've been here before. 50 00:06:40,883 --> 00:06:43,716 Twenty years ago, we came here. 51 00:06:44,954 --> 00:06:48,947 My mother's dead. My father and I came here the afternoon she died. 52 00:06:50,693 --> 00:06:54,390 She was a smoker. She died in the hospital, actually. 53 00:06:54,463 --> 00:06:57,193 - Is your father still alive? - Hanging on. 54 00:06:57,633 --> 00:06:58,930 He's in a home. 55 00:06:59,569 --> 00:07:02,834 - You're late for work. - You saying you want me to go? 56 00:07:02,905 --> 00:07:04,805 I'm saying you're late for work. 57 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:08,068 How did you end up writing obituaries? 58 00:07:08,377 --> 00:07:12,507 Well, I had dreams of being a writer, but I had no voice. 59 00:07:13,149 --> 00:07:15,515 What am I saying? I had no talent. 60 00:07:15,585 --> 00:07:19,851 So I ended up in obituaries, which is the Siberia of journalism. 61 00:07:20,089 --> 00:07:23,786 Tell me what you do. I want to imagine you in Siberia. 62 00:07:23,859 --> 00:07:25,190 Really? 63 00:07:28,097 --> 00:07:30,930 We call it "the obits page." 64 00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:34,801 There's three of us: Me, Graham, and Harry. 65 00:07:35,404 --> 00:07:39,534 When I get to work, without fail... Are you sure you want to know? 66 00:07:40,576 --> 00:07:44,672 Well, if someone important died, we go to the "deep freeze"... 67 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:51,677 which is a computer file... 68 00:07:51,754 --> 00:07:55,019 with all the obituaries, and we find the dead person's life. 69 00:07:55,091 --> 00:07:57,753 People's obituaries are written while they're still alive? 70 00:07:57,827 --> 00:07:59,419 Some people's. 71 00:07:59,996 --> 00:08:03,056 Then Harry, he's the editor, decides who we'll lead with. 72 00:08:03,132 --> 00:08:05,327 Then we make calls, check facts. 73 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:09,963 At 6:00, we stand around the computer and look at the next day's page... 74 00:08:10,773 --> 00:08:13,071 and make final changes. 75 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:16,207 Add a few euphemisms for our own amusement. 76 00:08:16,279 --> 00:08:17,610 Such as? 77 00:08:19,882 --> 00:08:24,080 "He was a convivial fellow." Meaning he was an alcoholic. 78 00:08:24,854 --> 00:08:28,255 "He valued his privacy." Gay. 79 00:08:28,724 --> 00:08:31,488 "He enjoyed his privacy." Raging queen. 80 00:08:32,695 --> 00:08:34,754 What would my euphemism be? 81 00:08:35,731 --> 00:08:38,723 - "She was disarming." - That's not a euphemism. 82 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,092 Yes, it is. 83 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:53,013 - What were you doing in New York? - You know. 84 00:08:56,152 --> 00:09:00,555 Well, no, I don't. What, were you studying? 85 00:09:00,723 --> 00:09:02,020 Stripping. 86 00:09:03,492 --> 00:09:05,722 Look at your little eyes. 87 00:09:06,829 --> 00:09:08,694 I can't see my little eyes. 88 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:15,626 Why did you leave? 89 00:09:16,238 --> 00:09:18,229 Problems with a male. 90 00:09:18,507 --> 00:09:20,168 - Boyfriend? - Kind of. 91 00:09:21,344 --> 00:09:23,574 And you left him, just like that? 92 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:27,673 It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye." 93 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:30,947 - Supposing you do still love them? - You don't leave. 94 00:09:31,787 --> 00:09:34,950 - You've never left somebody you still love? - No. 95 00:09:38,861 --> 00:09:40,419 This is me. 96 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,497 Enjoy your stay. 97 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:53,002 Please remember our traffic tends to come from the right. 98 00:09:54,777 --> 00:09:55,869 Bye. 99 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,591 Do you have a girlfriend? 100 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,291 Yeah. Ruth. 101 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,831 She's called Ruth. She's a linguist. 102 00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:19,394 - What's your name? - Alice. 103 00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:22,970 My name is Alice Ayres. 104 00:10:29,979 --> 00:10:31,139 Good. 105 00:10:31,247 --> 00:10:34,410 I'm just gonna change the film. Are you okay for time? 106 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:41,216 - Do you mind if I smoke? - Lf you must. 107 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:44,916 - I don't have to. - Then don't. 108 00:10:57,039 --> 00:10:58,734 I liked your book. 109 00:10:59,642 --> 00:11:00,802 Thanks. 110 00:11:02,711 --> 00:11:05,612 - When's it published? - Next year. How come you've read it? 111 00:11:05,681 --> 00:11:08,912 Your publisher sent me a manuscript. I read it last night. 112 00:11:09,518 --> 00:11:11,452 You kept me up till 4:00. 113 00:11:12,488 --> 00:11:13,750 I'm flattered. 114 00:11:14,123 --> 00:11:16,591 Is your heroine based on someone you know? 115 00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:19,320 Yes. She's someone called Alice. 116 00:11:19,829 --> 00:11:22,320 How does she feel about you stealing her life? 117 00:11:22,398 --> 00:11:23,865 Borrowing her life. 118 00:11:23,999 --> 00:11:26,593 I'm dedicating the book to her. She's pleased. 119 00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:36,876 Do you exhibit? 120 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,847 Sometimes. I have a thing next year. 121 00:11:45,855 --> 00:11:47,186 Portraits? 122 00:11:49,258 --> 00:11:51,852 - Of who? - Strangers. 123 00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:58,322 How do your strangers feel about you stealing their lives? 124 00:11:58,501 --> 00:11:59,900 Borrowing. 125 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:02,835 Am I a stranger? 126 00:12:03,772 --> 00:12:05,467 No. You're a job. 127 00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:09,435 And you're a sloucher. Sit up. 128 00:12:16,085 --> 00:12:17,552 You didn't find it obscene? 129 00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:19,212 - What? - The book. 130 00:12:20,556 --> 00:12:22,683 I thought it was accurate. 131 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,792 About what? 132 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:27,392 About sex. About love. 133 00:12:27,730 --> 00:12:29,163 In what way? 134 00:12:29,632 --> 00:12:32,829 - You wrote it. - You read it till 4:00. 135 00:12:33,168 --> 00:12:36,228 Don't raise your eyebrows. It makes you look smug. 136 00:12:44,547 --> 00:12:47,812 - But you did like it? - Yes, but I could go off it. 137 00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:55,587 Stand up. 138 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,695 Any criticisms? 139 00:13:05,301 --> 00:13:06,859 I'm not sure about the title. 140 00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:08,494 Got a better one? 141 00:13:09,438 --> 00:13:10,905 The Aquarium. 142 00:13:11,907 --> 00:13:13,636 So you liked the filth. 143 00:13:13,976 --> 00:13:16,706 - You like aquariums. - Fish are therapeutic. 144 00:13:16,779 --> 00:13:19,145 - Hang out in aquariums, do you? - When I can. 145 00:13:19,214 --> 00:13:21,045 Good for picking up strangers? 146 00:13:21,116 --> 00:13:23,448 Photographing strangers. 147 00:13:33,095 --> 00:13:34,426 Come here. 148 00:13:51,714 --> 00:13:53,375 You're beautiful. 149 00:14:01,056 --> 00:14:03,388 I don't kiss strange men. 150 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:05,282 Neither do I. 151 00:15:16,632 --> 00:15:19,294 Do you and this Alice live together? 152 00:15:24,106 --> 00:15:25,437 Yes. 153 00:15:36,985 --> 00:15:38,384 Are you married? 154 00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:39,785 Yes. 155 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,616 - No. Yes. - Which? 156 00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:44,619 Separated. 157 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:46,887 - Do you have any children? - No. 158 00:15:46,962 --> 00:15:49,954 - Would you like some? - Yes, but not today. 159 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:53,031 Would Alice like children? 160 00:15:54,069 --> 00:15:55,593 She's too young. 161 00:15:56,805 --> 00:16:00,297 She works in a caf� near here. She's coming to meet me. 162 00:16:01,076 --> 00:16:02,475 Quite soon. 163 00:16:05,147 --> 00:16:07,479 Why are you wasting her time? 164 00:16:08,617 --> 00:16:11,450 - You're judgmental. - You're devious. 165 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:15,217 I'm not wasting her time. She's completely lovable. 166 00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,121 And completely unleavable. 167 00:16:17,192 --> 00:16:21,219 And you don't want someone else getting their dirty hands on her. 168 00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:23,355 - Men are crap. - But all the same... 169 00:16:23,432 --> 00:16:25,059 They're still crap. 170 00:16:26,835 --> 00:16:27,995 Your muse. 171 00:16:30,372 --> 00:16:33,364 - You've ruined my life. - You'll get over it. 172 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,077 Dan. 173 00:16:45,354 --> 00:16:46,685 Your shirt. 174 00:16:58,133 --> 00:16:59,828 You all done? 175 00:17:00,369 --> 00:17:02,997 - How's the photographer? - Good. Professional. 176 00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:06,372 Rigorous. Beady. One of your lot. 177 00:17:06,441 --> 00:17:08,671 - What, female? - Americano. 178 00:17:12,915 --> 00:17:14,246 Come on. 179 00:17:23,826 --> 00:17:25,054 Anna? 180 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,459 - Alice. - Hi. 181 00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:34,525 - Sorry to interrupt. - No, we've just finished. 182 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,162 - Would you like some tea? - No, thanks. 183 00:17:37,239 --> 00:17:40,037 I've been serving it all day. Can I use your loo? 184 00:17:40,108 --> 00:17:42,042 Sure. Just through there. 185 00:17:49,618 --> 00:17:50,915 She is beautiful. 186 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,045 - I've got to see you. - No. 187 00:17:53,522 --> 00:17:55,080 What's this? Patriotism? 188 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,988 - I don't want trouble. - I'm not trouble. 189 00:17:57,059 --> 00:17:58,458 You're taken. 190 00:18:00,596 --> 00:18:02,325 - I've got to see you. - Tough. 191 00:18:02,397 --> 00:18:05,059 - You kissed me. - What are you, 12? 192 00:18:08,437 --> 00:18:10,735 I'm a block of ice. 193 00:18:14,076 --> 00:18:15,873 Will you take my photo? 194 00:18:15,944 --> 00:18:18,640 I've never been photographed by a professional before. 195 00:18:18,714 --> 00:18:21,308 I'd really appreciate it. I can pay you. 196 00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:23,112 No, I'd like to. 197 00:18:23,552 --> 00:18:25,383 Only if you don't mind. 198 00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:27,182 Why should I? 199 00:18:27,256 --> 00:18:29,247 Because you'll have to go away. 200 00:18:29,324 --> 00:18:32,157 We don't want him here while we're working, do we? 201 00:18:32,327 --> 00:18:33,817 No, we don't. 202 00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:39,027 Right. I'll be in the pub on the corner. 203 00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:40,329 Have fun. 204 00:18:43,572 --> 00:18:44,903 Thank you. 205 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,505 - Good luck with your exhibition. - Good luck with your book. 206 00:19:04,026 --> 00:19:06,221 So you've got an exhibition? 207 00:19:07,162 --> 00:19:08,322 Yeah. 208 00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:14,699 I read Dan's book. 209 00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:18,602 You've had quite a life. 210 00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:21,373 Thanks. 211 00:19:27,449 --> 00:19:29,610 He said you work in a caf�? 212 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,582 I am a waitress. 213 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,649 That's a temporary thing? 214 00:19:34,623 --> 00:19:35,612 No. 215 00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:42,186 Why don't you come over here and sit? 216 00:20:00,048 --> 00:20:02,516 - You live here? - I do now. 217 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,581 Because you're single? 218 00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:07,451 Who was your last boyfriend? 219 00:20:08,023 --> 00:20:09,285 My husband. 220 00:20:09,358 --> 00:20:10,950 Was he English? 221 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,988 - Very. - What happened to him? 222 00:20:15,564 --> 00:20:17,191 Someone younger. 223 00:20:19,534 --> 00:20:22,401 You've got a great face. 224 00:20:23,638 --> 00:20:25,299 Doesn't everyone? 225 00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:28,165 I suppose so. 226 00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:29,601 I just... 227 00:20:29,678 --> 00:20:32,613 From the book, somehow I thought you'd be less... 228 00:20:33,081 --> 00:20:34,241 What? 229 00:20:37,252 --> 00:20:39,413 I don't know what, exactly. 230 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:55,929 How do you feel about him using your life? 231 00:20:56,605 --> 00:20:59,073 It's really none of your business. 232 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,780 When he let me in downstairs... 233 00:21:07,682 --> 00:21:09,343 he had this look. 234 00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:14,187 I just listened to your conversation. 235 00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:20,861 I don't know what to say. 236 00:21:24,699 --> 00:21:26,530 I'm not a thief, Alice. 237 00:21:33,575 --> 00:21:34,667 Do you want a drink? 238 00:21:34,743 --> 00:21:37,234 I have some vodka in the fridge. We could have a drink. 239 00:21:37,312 --> 00:21:39,143 Just take my picture. 240 00:22:00,302 --> 00:22:01,360 Good. 241 00:24:00,287 --> 00:24:01,379 Shit. 242 00:24:33,721 --> 00:24:35,552 What's the histology? 243 00:24:41,462 --> 00:24:42,793 Progressive? 244 00:24:43,531 --> 00:24:45,658 No. Sounds like an atrophy. 245 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,561 Okay. Bye. 246 00:25:02,883 --> 00:25:04,214 Bollocks. 247 00:26:37,811 --> 00:26:39,142 Jesus. 248 00:29:19,206 --> 00:29:20,468 Anna? 249 00:29:24,645 --> 00:29:26,306 I got the coat. 250 00:29:27,081 --> 00:29:28,639 The white coat. 251 00:29:30,784 --> 00:29:32,115 So I see. 252 00:29:33,187 --> 00:29:35,519 I'm Larry. The doctor. 253 00:29:35,823 --> 00:29:37,120 Hello, Dr. Larry. 254 00:29:37,191 --> 00:29:40,126 Feel free to call me "The Sultan." 255 00:29:45,966 --> 00:29:48,935 I can't believe these things actually happen. 256 00:29:49,303 --> 00:29:51,771 I thought if you showed up, you'd be an old trout. 257 00:29:51,839 --> 00:29:54,740 But you are bloody gorgeous. 258 00:29:55,709 --> 00:29:57,301 Well, thank you. 259 00:29:59,446 --> 00:30:02,244 Fish. You gotta respect them. 260 00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:05,415 - Have you? - Of course. 261 00:30:06,053 --> 00:30:08,613 We were fish. Long ago. 262 00:30:09,023 --> 00:30:10,923 Before we were apes. 263 00:30:14,628 --> 00:30:16,562 You mentioned a hotel. 264 00:30:17,064 --> 00:30:18,554 No rush. 265 00:30:20,367 --> 00:30:23,666 Actually, there is. I've got to be in surgery by 3:00. 266 00:30:24,371 --> 00:30:28,000 - Are you having an operation? - No, I'm doing one. 267 00:30:28,842 --> 00:30:31,538 - Are you really a doctor? - I said I was. 268 00:30:32,713 --> 00:30:34,374 You are Anna? 269 00:30:36,684 --> 00:30:40,142 I'm sorry. Did I photograph you? 270 00:30:40,487 --> 00:30:42,114 Did we meet somewhere? 271 00:30:42,189 --> 00:30:45,852 Come on. Don't play games, you nymph of the Net. 272 00:30:46,293 --> 00:30:48,818 - Excuse me? - You were up for it yesterday. 273 00:30:48,896 --> 00:30:52,195 - Was I? - Yeah. "Wear my wet knickers. 274 00:30:53,167 --> 00:30:54,998 "Sit on my face. 275 00:30:56,036 --> 00:30:58,732 - "Cum-hungry bitch." - Okay. 276 00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:03,403 Why do I feel like a pervert? 277 00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:08,806 I think you're the victim of a practical joke. 278 00:31:12,619 --> 00:31:15,213 - I am so sorry. - It's okay. 279 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,520 No. 280 00:31:21,962 --> 00:31:24,590 We spoke on the Net last night. Now you've seen me... 281 00:31:24,665 --> 00:31:25,996 I wasn't on the Net last night. 282 00:31:26,066 --> 00:31:28,159 Where were you between 6:45 and 7:00 p.m.? 283 00:31:28,235 --> 00:31:29,827 That's really none of your business. 284 00:31:29,903 --> 00:31:32,872 - Where were you? - On the Net, talking to you. 285 00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:37,269 - Well, I was talking to someone. - Someone pretending to be me. 286 00:31:40,814 --> 00:31:43,408 I think you were talking to Daniel Woolf. 287 00:31:43,484 --> 00:31:46,544 - Who? - This guy I know. It's him. 288 00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:49,054 - No, I was talking to a woman. - How do you know? 289 00:31:49,123 --> 00:31:51,785 Believe me, she was a woman. I got a huge... 290 00:31:51,859 --> 00:31:54,657 She was a... She wasn't, was she? 291 00:31:55,029 --> 00:31:56,189 No. 292 00:31:56,563 --> 00:31:58,428 What a bastard. 293 00:32:03,871 --> 00:32:05,600 How do you know him? 294 00:32:05,672 --> 00:32:09,802 I don't really know him. I took his photograph for a book he wrote. 295 00:32:09,877 --> 00:32:12,675 - I hope it sank without a trace. - It's on its way. 296 00:32:12,746 --> 00:32:14,941 There is justice in the world. 297 00:32:15,482 --> 00:32:17,143 What's it called? 298 00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:27,960 The Aquarium. 299 00:32:28,028 --> 00:32:31,361 What a prick! He's advertising. 300 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,960 But why would he pretend to be you? 301 00:32:36,904 --> 00:32:38,394 I think he likes me. 302 00:32:38,505 --> 00:32:41,133 Funny way of showing it. Can't he send you flowers? 303 00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:43,836 Extraordinary thing, the Internet. 304 00:32:44,044 --> 00:32:46,808 Possibility of genuine global communication. 305 00:32:47,214 --> 00:32:49,341 The first great democratic medium. 306 00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:52,112 Absolutely. It's the future. 307 00:32:52,519 --> 00:32:54,851 Two guys wanking in cyberspace. 308 00:32:55,255 --> 00:32:57,018 He was the wanker. 309 00:32:58,459 --> 00:33:00,791 I'll say this for him, he can write. 310 00:33:02,396 --> 00:33:03,761 Is he in love with you? 311 00:33:03,831 --> 00:33:06,061 I don't know. No. 312 00:33:06,633 --> 00:33:09,466 - Are you in love with him? - I hardly know him. 313 00:33:09,536 --> 00:33:11,697 But you're sort of interested. 314 00:33:11,839 --> 00:33:14,171 I think he's interesting. 315 00:33:14,475 --> 00:33:16,943 No, don't. I look like a criminal in photos. 316 00:33:17,010 --> 00:33:18,910 Please. It's my birthday. 317 00:33:19,146 --> 00:33:20,272 Really? 318 00:33:21,081 --> 00:33:22,343 Really. 319 00:33:36,730 --> 00:33:38,027 Happy birthday. 320 00:33:41,201 --> 00:33:42,259 Thank you. 321 00:33:42,970 --> 00:33:45,768 This man comes into the caf� today and he says: 322 00:33:45,839 --> 00:33:48,933 "Hey, waitress, what are you waiting for?" 323 00:33:49,409 --> 00:33:50,740 Funny guy. 324 00:33:51,178 --> 00:33:54,670 So I go, "I'm waiting for a man to come in here... 325 00:33:55,115 --> 00:33:58,642 "and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that." 326 00:33:59,052 --> 00:34:00,542 What did he do? 327 00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:03,181 Asked for a cup of tea with two sugars. 328 00:34:14,735 --> 00:34:17,169 - I'm waiting for you. - To do what? 329 00:34:19,373 --> 00:34:20,704 Leave me. 330 00:34:21,675 --> 00:34:25,543 I'm not going to leave you. I totally love you. Why is this? 331 00:34:26,613 --> 00:34:29,741 Please let me come. I want to be there for you. 332 00:34:30,417 --> 00:34:33,284 - Are you ashamed of me? - Of course not. I told you... 333 00:34:33,353 --> 00:34:35,753 - I want to be alone. - Why? 334 00:34:37,891 --> 00:34:39,415 To grieve. 335 00:34:40,194 --> 00:34:41,684 To think. 336 00:34:44,264 --> 00:34:47,427 - I love you. Why won't you let me? - It's only a weekend. 337 00:34:47,701 --> 00:34:49,965 Why won't you let me love you? 338 00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:54,871 Buster. 339 00:35:00,814 --> 00:35:02,679 Let's go to this thing... 340 00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:05,613 then I'll get my train. I'll be away one night. 341 00:35:05,953 --> 00:35:08,615 I'll be back before you know it, okay? 342 00:35:38,418 --> 00:35:40,648 Do these people pay you? Or do you pay them? 343 00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:08,278 Like it? 344 00:36:11,051 --> 00:36:12,382 No. 345 00:36:14,488 --> 00:36:16,547 What were you so sad about? 346 00:36:17,491 --> 00:36:19,857 - Life. - What's that, then? 347 00:36:23,163 --> 00:36:26,064 So what do you reckon, in general? 348 00:36:26,433 --> 00:36:28,230 You want to talk about art? 349 00:36:28,302 --> 00:36:31,703 I know it's vulgar to discuss The Work at an opening of The Work... 350 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:33,899 but someone's got to do it. 351 00:36:35,909 --> 00:36:38,377 I'm serious. What do you think? 352 00:36:39,579 --> 00:36:41,069 It's a lie. 353 00:36:41,748 --> 00:36:45,377 It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully... 354 00:36:45,852 --> 00:36:50,186 and all the glittering assholes who appreciate art... 355 00:36:50,490 --> 00:36:53,982 say it's beautiful because that's what they want to see. 356 00:36:54,061 --> 00:36:56,552 But the people in the photos are sad... 357 00:36:57,431 --> 00:36:58,796 and alone. 358 00:36:58,865 --> 00:37:02,528 But the pictures make the world seem beautiful... 359 00:37:02,602 --> 00:37:07,005 so the exhibition's reassuring, which makes it a lie. 360 00:37:07,541 --> 00:37:10,203 And everyone loves a big, fat lie. 361 00:37:10,644 --> 00:37:14,205 - I'm the big, fat liar's boyfriend. - Bastard. 362 00:37:14,281 --> 00:37:16,249 - Larry. - Alice. 363 00:37:19,353 --> 00:37:21,014 So you're Anna's boyfriend. 364 00:37:21,088 --> 00:37:22,953 A princess can kiss a toad. 365 00:37:23,023 --> 00:37:24,115 - Frog. - Toad. 366 00:37:24,191 --> 00:37:27,354 - Frog. - Toad, frog, lobster. They're all the same. 367 00:37:28,729 --> 00:37:31,220 So how long have you been seeing her? 368 00:37:31,298 --> 00:37:34,028 Four months. We're in the first flush. 369 00:37:34,735 --> 00:37:38,398 It's paradise. All my nasty habits amuse her. 370 00:37:38,705 --> 00:37:40,935 - You shouldn't smoke. - Fuck off. 371 00:37:41,007 --> 00:37:43,567 I'm a doctor. I'm supposed to say things like that. 372 00:37:43,643 --> 00:37:45,543 - You want one? - No. 373 00:37:46,346 --> 00:37:48,007 Yes. No. 374 00:37:48,382 --> 00:37:50,077 Fuck it, yes. 375 00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:52,182 No. 376 00:37:53,687 --> 00:37:55,177 I've given up. 377 00:37:57,524 --> 00:38:00,425 Anna tells me your bloke wrote a book. 378 00:38:00,494 --> 00:38:03,190 - Any good? - Of course. 379 00:38:03,797 --> 00:38:05,788 It's about you, isn't it? 380 00:38:06,299 --> 00:38:09,462 - Some of me. - Oh? What did he leave out? 381 00:38:10,771 --> 00:38:12,432 The truth. 382 00:38:13,373 --> 00:38:15,068 Is he here, your bloke? 383 00:38:15,142 --> 00:38:18,236 Yeah, he's over there talking to your bird. 384 00:38:21,782 --> 00:38:23,682 My boyfriend's here. 385 00:38:24,684 --> 00:38:26,345 He's here? Where? 386 00:38:28,188 --> 00:38:29,348 There. 387 00:38:30,357 --> 00:38:31,688 With Alice? 388 00:38:32,159 --> 00:38:34,320 I believe you're acquainted. 389 00:38:38,632 --> 00:38:41,430 - I've never seen him before. - No. 390 00:38:42,602 --> 00:38:44,001 But you've spoken. 391 00:38:44,337 --> 00:38:46,328 Well, conversed. 392 00:38:47,207 --> 00:38:49,767 - Corresponded. - I wrote to him? 393 00:38:50,544 --> 00:38:54,605 On the Net. You sent him to the aquarium. I happened to be there. 394 00:38:55,348 --> 00:38:57,145 Nice work, Cupid. 395 00:39:01,021 --> 00:39:03,888 - We need to talk about this. - No, we don't. 396 00:39:04,024 --> 00:39:05,582 He's very pretty. 397 00:39:06,626 --> 00:39:09,288 She is very tall. 398 00:39:14,334 --> 00:39:16,268 So you're a stripper? 399 00:39:17,070 --> 00:39:18,230 Yeah. 400 00:39:18,972 --> 00:39:20,132 And? 401 00:39:43,029 --> 00:39:44,690 You take care, now. 402 00:39:45,065 --> 00:39:46,362 I will. 403 00:39:46,766 --> 00:39:48,199 You, too. 404 00:39:56,610 --> 00:39:59,101 That's the way it should be. 405 00:40:02,749 --> 00:40:04,239 He's very funny. 406 00:40:09,322 --> 00:40:11,256 Excuse me. Nice to meet you. 407 00:40:18,331 --> 00:40:20,799 - Pleased with the success? - Yes, absolutely. 408 00:40:21,635 --> 00:40:23,626 Yours was the best. 409 00:40:24,104 --> 00:40:26,129 You were the belle of the bullshit. 410 00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:27,901 Who were those awful people? 411 00:40:27,974 --> 00:40:31,068 - Where do they come from? - Why should we care? 412 00:40:35,215 --> 00:40:38,651 - You get this one. You'll miss your train. - I'll be fine. 413 00:40:39,185 --> 00:40:40,675 Come on, it's cold. 414 00:40:47,193 --> 00:40:49,024 I'll see you on Sunday. 415 00:40:54,367 --> 00:40:55,857 Where to, love? 416 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,200 Taxi! 417 00:41:12,352 --> 00:41:13,512 Sorry. 418 00:41:13,853 --> 00:41:16,515 Why don't you make up your bleeding mind? 419 00:41:22,128 --> 00:41:24,961 Thank you so much. I appreciate your coming. 420 00:41:25,031 --> 00:41:27,295 I'll call you tomorrow. See you next week. 421 00:41:27,367 --> 00:41:29,301 - Thanks. - Thanks very much. 422 00:41:32,706 --> 00:41:35,038 - I thought you'd gone. - I forgot this. 423 00:41:37,210 --> 00:41:41,146 So he's a dermatologist. Can you get more boring than that? 424 00:41:41,214 --> 00:41:44,183 - Obituarist? - Failed novelist, please. 425 00:41:45,018 --> 00:41:46,781 I was sorry about your book. 426 00:41:46,853 --> 00:41:49,014 Thanks. I blame the title. 427 00:41:49,322 --> 00:41:52,519 So we pull out our Christmas crackers with those appalling jokes. 428 00:41:52,592 --> 00:41:55,288 My guy says, "Hang on. These are second-rate jokes. 429 00:41:55,362 --> 00:41:58,854 "I've got a first-rate joke. Sit back and take notice." 430 00:41:58,932 --> 00:42:01,730 So we go, "Okay, what's the joke?" And he says: 431 00:42:02,002 --> 00:42:03,765 "It's based on A Christmas Carol... 432 00:42:03,837 --> 00:42:06,203 "which is why it seems so relevant on Christmas Day." 433 00:42:06,272 --> 00:42:08,638 I haven't even seen you for a year. 434 00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:09,834 Yes, you have. 435 00:42:09,909 --> 00:42:12,309 Only because you stalk me outside my studio. 436 00:42:12,379 --> 00:42:14,438 I don't stalk. I lurk. 437 00:42:14,514 --> 00:42:16,709 And when I'm not there you look for me. 438 00:42:16,783 --> 00:42:20,275 - How do you know if you're not there? - Because I am there... 439 00:42:20,954 --> 00:42:22,649 lurking from a distance. 440 00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:32,662 Look at me. 441 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,561 Tell me you're not in love with me. 442 00:42:36,336 --> 00:42:38,497 I'm not in love with you. 443 00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:42,802 You just lied. 444 00:42:49,182 --> 00:42:51,776 I'm your stranger. Jump. 445 00:43:20,146 --> 00:43:22,910 - Hello, stranger. - Hello. 446 00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:25,574 Intense conversation? 447 00:43:27,954 --> 00:43:29,785 His father died. 448 00:43:30,890 --> 00:43:32,380 Were you spying? 449 00:43:32,459 --> 00:43:34,324 Lovingly observing... 450 00:43:34,594 --> 00:43:36,152 with a telescope. 451 00:43:38,465 --> 00:43:40,524 He's taller than in his photo. 452 00:43:41,134 --> 00:43:42,965 His photo's a headshot. 453 00:43:43,036 --> 00:43:44,628 Yeah, I know. 454 00:43:44,704 --> 00:43:48,640 But his head implied a short body, when, in fact, his head is deceptive. 455 00:43:48,842 --> 00:43:49,866 Deceptive? 456 00:43:49,943 --> 00:43:53,344 He's actually got a long body. He's a stringy fucker. 457 00:43:54,481 --> 00:43:56,039 I could have him. 458 00:43:57,016 --> 00:44:00,508 - What? - Lf it came to it, in a scrap, I could have him. 459 00:44:01,955 --> 00:44:04,389 Did you tell him we call him Cupid? 460 00:44:05,091 --> 00:44:07,855 No, that's our joke. 461 00:44:09,796 --> 00:44:12,060 I had a chat with young Alice. 462 00:44:12,132 --> 00:44:13,861 - Fancy her? - Of course. 463 00:44:13,967 --> 00:44:15,696 - Not as much as you. - Why not? 464 00:44:15,769 --> 00:44:17,737 You're a woman. She's a girl. 465 00:44:17,804 --> 00:44:21,296 She has the moronic beauty of youth, but she's sly. 466 00:44:21,541 --> 00:44:25,033 - She seems open to me. - That's how she wants to seem. 467 00:44:25,111 --> 00:44:28,638 You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival. 468 00:44:28,715 --> 00:44:30,546 - Am I, now? - Yes. 469 00:44:30,617 --> 00:44:34,553 You seem more like the cat that got the cream. Stop licking yourself. 470 00:44:40,193 --> 00:44:43,356 That's the nastiest thing you've ever said to me. 471 00:44:46,866 --> 00:44:48,458 That's horrible. 472 00:44:48,701 --> 00:44:50,168 I'm sorry. 473 00:44:51,538 --> 00:44:53,199 I'm so sorry. 474 00:45:41,421 --> 00:45:44,288 - Where have you been? - Work thing. 475 00:45:45,358 --> 00:45:48,350 Had a drink with Harry. You never have one drink with Harry. 476 00:45:48,428 --> 00:45:51,397 - You know he's in love with you. - No, he's not. 477 00:45:52,398 --> 00:45:53,695 Is he? 478 00:45:55,568 --> 00:45:57,263 Did you eat? 479 00:45:57,537 --> 00:45:59,767 I'll make you something. 480 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,301 I'm not hungry. 481 00:46:24,364 --> 00:46:25,422 What? 482 00:46:29,135 --> 00:46:30,625 This will hurt. 483 00:46:31,638 --> 00:46:33,367 I've been with Anna. 484 00:46:34,207 --> 00:46:35,902 I'm in love with her. 485 00:46:36,943 --> 00:46:39,571 We've been seeing each other for a year. 486 00:46:39,913 --> 00:46:41,881 It began at her opening. 487 00:46:58,031 --> 00:47:00,192 - Have a nice one. - Cheers, guvnor. 488 00:47:22,922 --> 00:47:24,253 Don't move. 489 00:47:25,258 --> 00:47:27,317 I want to remember this moment forever. 490 00:47:27,393 --> 00:47:30,726 First time I walked through the door, returning from a business trip... 491 00:47:30,797 --> 00:47:33,595 to be greeted by my wife. 492 00:47:34,067 --> 00:47:36,763 I have, in this moment, become an adult. 493 00:47:37,036 --> 00:47:39,596 Thanks for waiting up, you darling. 494 00:47:41,374 --> 00:47:43,035 You goddess. 495 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,872 I missed you. 496 00:47:49,282 --> 00:47:50,977 How about some tea? 497 00:47:51,351 --> 00:47:53,342 Jesus, I'm knackered! 498 00:47:53,419 --> 00:47:55,444 - Didn't you sleep on the plane? - No... 499 00:47:55,521 --> 00:47:59,582 because the permed German next to me was snoring like a Messerschmitt. 500 00:47:59,659 --> 00:48:02,059 - What's the time? - About midnight. 501 00:48:02,195 --> 00:48:04,629 Time. What a tricky little fucker. 502 00:48:05,365 --> 00:48:08,698 My head's in two places. My brain actually hurts. 503 00:48:08,768 --> 00:48:11,760 - Do you want some food? - No, I need a bath. 504 00:48:12,205 --> 00:48:15,333 - I'll run it for you. - No, I'll have a shower. 505 00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:17,039 You okay? 506 00:48:17,777 --> 00:48:19,176 How was the thing? 507 00:48:19,245 --> 00:48:22,408 As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot. 508 00:48:23,316 --> 00:48:24,908 How was the hotel? 509 00:48:25,251 --> 00:48:28,880 Someone told me that the beautiful people of the Paranoid Hotel... 510 00:48:28,955 --> 00:48:32,891 the concierge, the bellboys and girls... Did you know this? 511 00:48:33,192 --> 00:48:35,990 - They're all whores. - Everybody knows that. 512 00:48:36,662 --> 00:48:37,822 I didn't. 513 00:48:40,433 --> 00:48:43,425 I don't suppose you'd fancy a friendly poke. 514 00:48:43,870 --> 00:48:45,531 I just had a bath. 515 00:48:47,073 --> 00:48:48,404 Right. 516 00:48:49,042 --> 00:48:51,977 I'll see to myself, then, in the Elle Decoration bathroom. 517 00:48:52,045 --> 00:48:55,572 - You chose that bathroom. - And every time I wash in it I feel dirty. 518 00:48:55,648 --> 00:48:58,082 It's cleaner than I am. It's got attitude. 519 00:48:58,151 --> 00:49:00,119 The mirror says, "Who the fuck are you?" 520 00:49:00,186 --> 00:49:02,848 - You chose it. - Doesn't mean I like it. 521 00:49:03,022 --> 00:49:04,887 We shouldn't have this. 522 00:49:04,957 --> 00:49:06,788 I hear middle-class guilt. 523 00:49:06,859 --> 00:49:10,795 Working-class guilt. Why are you dressed if you just had a bath? 524 00:49:12,365 --> 00:49:14,060 We needed some milk. 525 00:49:15,168 --> 00:49:16,396 You okay? 526 00:49:17,437 --> 00:49:19,166 - You? - Yeah. 527 00:49:23,409 --> 00:49:24,740 I'm going. 528 00:49:25,078 --> 00:49:27,410 - I'm sorry. - Irrelevant. 529 00:49:28,614 --> 00:49:30,445 What are you sorry for? 530 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:32,240 Everything. 531 00:49:32,452 --> 00:49:35,444 - Why didn't you tell me before? - Cowardice. 532 00:49:37,323 --> 00:49:39,120 Is it because she's successful? 533 00:49:39,192 --> 00:49:42,355 No, it's because she doesn't need me. 534 00:49:45,798 --> 00:49:47,459 Did you bring her here? 535 00:49:49,869 --> 00:49:50,858 Yes. 536 00:49:54,807 --> 00:49:57,901 - Didn't she get married? - She stopped seeing me. 537 00:49:58,478 --> 00:50:00,571 Is that when we went to the country? 538 00:50:00,646 --> 00:50:03,308 To celebrate our third anniversary? 539 00:50:05,017 --> 00:50:08,145 Did you phone her? Beg her to come back? 540 00:50:08,721 --> 00:50:11,383 - When you went for your long, lonely walks? - Yes. 541 00:50:11,457 --> 00:50:12,822 You're a piece of shit. 542 00:50:12,892 --> 00:50:15,918 Deception is brutal. I'm not pretending otherwise. 543 00:50:15,995 --> 00:50:17,155 How? 544 00:50:17,463 --> 00:50:18,953 How does it work? 545 00:50:20,466 --> 00:50:22,627 How do you do this to someone? 546 00:50:24,403 --> 00:50:26,064 Not good enough. 547 00:50:27,373 --> 00:50:30,740 - I fell in love with her, Alice. - As if you had no choice? 548 00:50:30,810 --> 00:50:32,744 There's a moment. There's always a moment. 549 00:50:32,812 --> 00:50:35,975 "I can do this, I can give in to this, or I can resist it." 550 00:50:36,048 --> 00:50:40,041 And I don't know when your moment was, but I bet you there was one. 551 00:50:40,119 --> 00:50:41,552 I'm going. 552 00:50:44,323 --> 00:50:46,757 - It's not safe out there. - And it's safe in here? 553 00:50:46,826 --> 00:50:48,691 What about your things? 554 00:50:48,961 --> 00:50:51,691 - I don't need things. - Where will you go? 555 00:50:51,964 --> 00:50:53,295 Disappear. 556 00:50:56,135 --> 00:50:58,968 The Sultan has returned bearing gifts. 557 00:51:01,974 --> 00:51:03,305 Thank you. 558 00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:10,013 They're beautiful. 559 00:51:10,082 --> 00:51:12,983 Here's a thing. Alice was at the hotel. 560 00:51:13,753 --> 00:51:14,742 What? 561 00:51:14,887 --> 00:51:17,685 They sell these arty postcards in the lobby. 562 00:51:17,957 --> 00:51:20,391 I bought one to boost your sales. 563 00:51:22,628 --> 00:51:25,290 "Young Woman, London." 564 00:51:26,732 --> 00:51:31,533 And I checked for your book in The Museum of Modern Art. It was there. 565 00:51:32,505 --> 00:51:34,200 Someone bought one. 566 00:51:34,407 --> 00:51:37,069 This guy with a ridiculous little beard. 567 00:51:37,143 --> 00:51:41,807 He was drooling over your photo on the inside cover. He fancied you, the geek. 568 00:51:42,014 --> 00:51:45,177 I was so proud of you. You've broken New York. 569 00:51:45,851 --> 00:51:47,341 You're wonderful. 570 00:51:48,487 --> 00:51:50,318 Don't ever forget it. 571 00:51:54,227 --> 00:51:56,058 Can I still see you? 572 00:52:00,566 --> 00:52:03,535 Dan, can I still see you? Answer me. 573 00:52:03,603 --> 00:52:06,333 I can't see you. If I see you, I'll never leave you. 574 00:52:06,405 --> 00:52:09,806 - What will you do if I find someone else? - Be jealous. 575 00:52:11,677 --> 00:52:13,668 You still fancy me? 576 00:52:14,580 --> 00:52:15,911 Of course. 577 00:52:16,849 --> 00:52:18,146 You're lying. 578 00:52:19,418 --> 00:52:20,976 I've been you. 579 00:52:24,090 --> 00:52:25,751 Will you hold me? 580 00:52:31,631 --> 00:52:35,158 - I amuse you, but I bore you. - No. 581 00:52:36,569 --> 00:52:38,434 You did love me? 582 00:52:39,338 --> 00:52:42,000 I'll always love you. I hate hurting you. 583 00:52:42,208 --> 00:52:43,766 Then why are you? 584 00:52:45,011 --> 00:52:46,945 'Cause I'm selfish. 585 00:52:47,413 --> 00:52:50,644 - And I think I'll be happier with her. - You won't. 586 00:52:51,317 --> 00:52:53,148 You'll miss me. 587 00:52:54,153 --> 00:52:56,917 No one will ever love you as much as I do. 588 00:52:58,224 --> 00:53:00,385 Why isn't love enough? 589 00:53:01,794 --> 00:53:05,457 I'm the one who leaves. I'm supposed to leave you. 590 00:53:20,479 --> 00:53:22,538 Make some tea, buster. 591 00:54:13,566 --> 00:54:15,261 Why are you dressed? 592 00:54:18,704 --> 00:54:21,070 Because I think you might be about to leave me... 593 00:54:21,140 --> 00:54:24,200 and I didn't want to be wearing a dressing gown. 594 00:54:27,113 --> 00:54:29,445 I slept with someone in New York. 595 00:54:30,683 --> 00:54:32,014 A whore. 596 00:54:33,352 --> 00:54:34,649 I'm sorry. 597 00:54:39,024 --> 00:54:40,855 Why did you tell me? 598 00:54:41,794 --> 00:54:44,592 - I couldn't lie to you. - Why not? 599 00:54:45,931 --> 00:54:47,592 Because I love you. 600 00:55:03,349 --> 00:55:04,680 It's fine. 601 00:55:05,551 --> 00:55:07,542 Really? Why? 602 00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:14,320 Something's wrong. 603 00:55:18,764 --> 00:55:20,095 Tell me. 604 00:55:23,602 --> 00:55:25,433 Are you leaving me? 605 00:55:29,842 --> 00:55:31,503 Because of this? 606 00:55:34,180 --> 00:55:35,340 Why? 607 00:55:37,450 --> 00:55:38,781 Dan. 608 00:55:40,853 --> 00:55:42,150 Cupid? 609 00:55:43,989 --> 00:55:45,581 He's our joke. 610 00:55:46,559 --> 00:55:47,890 I love him. 611 00:55:49,295 --> 00:55:51,229 You're seeing him now? 612 00:55:53,599 --> 00:55:55,191 Since when? 613 00:56:00,739 --> 00:56:03,572 Since my opening last year. 614 00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:06,502 I'm disgusting. 615 00:56:09,181 --> 00:56:10,773 You're phenomenal. 616 00:56:12,384 --> 00:56:14,045 You're so clever. 617 00:56:16,455 --> 00:56:18,218 Why did you marry me? 618 00:56:19,925 --> 00:56:22,416 I stopped seeing him. I wanted us to work. 619 00:56:22,495 --> 00:56:25,487 - Why did you tell me you wanted children? - Because I did. 620 00:56:25,564 --> 00:56:28,397 - And now you want children with him? - Yes. 621 00:56:30,536 --> 00:56:32,094 I don't know. 622 00:56:35,608 --> 00:56:37,132 But we're happy... 623 00:56:38,344 --> 00:56:39,675 aren't we? 624 00:56:44,950 --> 00:56:47,612 - You're gonna go live with him? - You stay here if you want. 625 00:56:47,686 --> 00:56:50,280 I don't give a fuck about the spoils. 626 00:56:51,690 --> 00:56:55,387 You did this to me the day we met. You let me hang myself for your amusement. 627 00:56:55,461 --> 00:56:57,952 Why didn't you just tell me when I walked in the door? 628 00:56:58,030 --> 00:57:01,193 - I was scared. - You're a coward, you spoilt bitch. 629 00:57:03,335 --> 00:57:06,532 Are you dressed because you thought I might hit you? 630 00:57:09,141 --> 00:57:10,733 What do you think I am? 631 00:57:10,809 --> 00:57:13,209 - I've been hit before. - Not by me. 632 00:57:15,915 --> 00:57:17,644 Is he a good fuck? 633 00:57:19,151 --> 00:57:20,675 Don't do this. 634 00:57:21,153 --> 00:57:23,144 Just answer the question. 635 00:57:23,389 --> 00:57:25,050 Is he good? 636 00:57:25,391 --> 00:57:26,722 Yes. 637 00:57:29,228 --> 00:57:30,820 Better than me? 638 00:57:31,163 --> 00:57:33,222 - Different. - Better? 639 00:57:35,935 --> 00:57:38,267 - Gentler. - What does that mean? 640 00:57:39,138 --> 00:57:41,231 - You know what it means. - Tell me. 641 00:57:41,307 --> 00:57:42,865 - No. - I treat you like a whore? 642 00:57:42,942 --> 00:57:45,172 - Sometimes. - Why would that be? 643 00:57:46,211 --> 00:57:48,611 - I'm sorry, you're... - Don't say it. 644 00:57:48,847 --> 00:57:50,474 Don't you fucking say: 645 00:57:50,549 --> 00:57:53,347 "You're too good for me." I am, but don't say it. 646 00:57:53,419 --> 00:57:56,081 You're making the mistake of your life. 647 00:57:57,890 --> 00:58:01,382 You're leaving me because you believe that you don't deserve happiness... 648 00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:03,052 but you do, Anna. 649 00:58:05,998 --> 00:58:09,024 Did you have a bath because you had sex with him? 650 00:58:09,768 --> 00:58:11,895 So you wouldn't smell of him? 651 00:58:13,305 --> 00:58:15,466 So you'd feel less guilty? 652 00:58:16,642 --> 00:58:18,234 How do you feel? 653 00:58:18,911 --> 00:58:20,401 Guilty. 654 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,711 Did you ever love me? 655 00:58:24,583 --> 00:58:25,743 Yes. 656 00:58:58,350 --> 00:59:00,181 Did you do it here? 657 00:59:02,488 --> 00:59:03,648 No. 658 00:59:04,089 --> 00:59:05,420 Why not? 659 00:59:07,893 --> 00:59:09,656 Do you wish we did? 660 00:59:09,728 --> 00:59:11,525 Just tell me the truth. 661 00:59:13,432 --> 00:59:15,263 Yes, we did it here. 662 00:59:18,270 --> 00:59:19,430 Where? 663 00:59:24,476 --> 00:59:25,636 There. 664 00:59:28,180 --> 00:59:29,511 On this? 665 00:59:33,719 --> 00:59:36,017 We had our first fuck on this. 666 00:59:36,822 --> 00:59:38,517 Did you think of me? 667 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:42,691 When? 668 00:59:45,764 --> 00:59:47,664 When did you do it here? 669 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,525 - Answer the question! - This evening. 670 00:59:55,340 --> 00:59:56,773 Did you come? 671 00:59:58,977 --> 01:00:02,037 - Why are you doing this? - 'Cause I want to know. 672 01:00:03,215 --> 01:00:05,445 - Yes, I came. - How many times? 673 01:00:05,517 --> 01:00:07,382 - Twice. - How? 674 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:11,515 - First he went down on me, then we fucked. - Who was where? 675 01:00:11,590 --> 01:00:14,525 I was on top, then he fucked me from behind. 676 01:00:14,593 --> 01:00:17,460 - That's when you came the second time? - God. 677 01:00:18,230 --> 01:00:22,030 - Why is the sex so important? - Because I'm a fucking caveman! 678 01:00:22,568 --> 01:00:24,661 Did you touch yourself while he fucked you? 679 01:00:25,037 --> 01:00:26,561 - You wank for him? - Sometimes. 680 01:00:26,638 --> 01:00:28,503 - And he does? - We do everything... 681 01:00:28,574 --> 01:00:31,304 - that people who have sex do. - You enjoy sucking him off? 682 01:00:31,376 --> 01:00:32,604 - You like his cock? - I love it. 683 01:00:32,678 --> 01:00:34,202 - Like him coming in your face? - Yes! 684 01:00:34,279 --> 01:00:36,747 - What does it taste like? - Like you, but sweeter. 685 01:00:36,815 --> 01:00:40,273 That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. 686 01:00:40,352 --> 01:00:42,320 Now fuck off and die... 687 01:00:43,288 --> 01:00:45,153 you fucked-up slag. 688 01:02:08,540 --> 01:02:10,132 I love you. 689 01:02:11,977 --> 01:02:13,467 Thank you. 690 01:02:15,814 --> 01:02:19,306 - What's this room called? - The Paradise Suite. 691 01:02:19,585 --> 01:02:22,520 - How many Paradise Suites are there? - Eight. 692 01:02:28,327 --> 01:02:29,988 Do I have to pay you to talk to me? 693 01:02:30,062 --> 01:02:32,963 No. But if you want to tip me, you're welcome. 694 01:02:38,136 --> 01:02:39,433 Thank you. 695 01:02:40,572 --> 01:02:44,235 I used to come here a million years ago. It was a punk club. 696 01:02:44,443 --> 01:02:46,308 The stage was... 697 01:02:49,615 --> 01:02:52,277 Everything is a version of something else. 698 01:02:52,584 --> 01:02:54,211 Twenty years ago. 699 01:02:54,586 --> 01:02:55,951 How old were you? 700 01:02:56,054 --> 01:02:57,885 - Four. - Christ. 701 01:02:58,090 --> 01:03:02,186 - When I was in flares, you were in nappies. - My nappies were flared. 702 01:03:02,261 --> 01:03:04,855 - You have the face of an angel. - Thank you. 703 01:03:04,930 --> 01:03:07,160 What does your cunt taste like? 704 01:03:07,466 --> 01:03:08,797 Heaven. 705 01:03:12,905 --> 01:03:14,463 How long have you been doing this? 706 01:03:14,539 --> 01:03:17,235 - Three months. - Straight after he left you? 707 01:03:17,776 --> 01:03:19,505 No one left me. 708 01:03:21,246 --> 01:03:23,544 - Nice wig. - Thank you. 709 01:03:24,483 --> 01:03:26,542 Does all this turn you on? 710 01:03:26,652 --> 01:03:27,949 - Sometimes. - Liar. 711 01:03:28,020 --> 01:03:31,046 You're telling me that 'cause you think it's what I want to hear. 712 01:03:31,123 --> 01:03:33,023 You think I'm turned on by it turning you on. 713 01:03:33,091 --> 01:03:37,391 The thought of me creaming myself when I strip for strangers doesn't turn you on? 714 01:03:37,462 --> 01:03:39,453 Put like that, yes. 715 01:03:42,734 --> 01:03:45,362 - Are you flirting with me? - Maybe. 716 01:03:46,371 --> 01:03:48,532 - Are you allowed to flirt with me? - Sure. 717 01:03:48,607 --> 01:03:51,167 - Really? - No, I'm not. I'm breaking all the rules. 718 01:03:51,243 --> 01:03:53,837 - You're mocking me. - Yes, I'm allowed to flirt. 719 01:03:53,912 --> 01:03:55,209 To prize my money from me. 720 01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:58,443 To prize your money from you, I may do or say as I please. 721 01:03:58,517 --> 01:04:00,382 - Except touch. - We're not allowed to touch. 722 01:04:00,452 --> 01:04:01,783 Open your legs. 723 01:04:02,554 --> 01:04:03,782 Wider. 724 01:04:14,199 --> 01:04:15,530 Show me. 725 01:04:20,872 --> 01:04:22,999 So what would happen if I touched you now? 726 01:04:23,075 --> 01:04:25,236 - I'd call security. - What would they do? 727 01:04:25,310 --> 01:04:27,835 They would ask you to leave and not to come back. 728 01:04:27,913 --> 01:04:30,381 - And if I refused to leave? - They would remove you. 729 01:04:30,449 --> 01:04:33,179 Those are security cameras in the ceiling. 730 01:04:36,488 --> 01:04:39,218 I think it's best I don't attempt to touch you. 731 01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:42,689 I'd like to touch you. Later. 732 01:04:42,828 --> 01:04:45,228 - I'm not a whore. - I wouldn't pay. 733 01:04:46,999 --> 01:04:49,263 Why the fuck did he leave you? 734 01:04:49,468 --> 01:04:52,164 - What's your job? - A question. You asked me a question. 735 01:04:52,237 --> 01:04:53,966 - So? - It's a chink in your armor. 736 01:04:54,039 --> 01:04:56,473 - I'm not wearing armor. - Yes, you are. 737 01:04:56,541 --> 01:04:59,374 - Why are you calling yourself Jane? - Because it's my name. 738 01:04:59,444 --> 01:05:01,309 We both know it isn't. 739 01:05:02,614 --> 01:05:04,582 You're all protecting your identities. 740 01:05:04,649 --> 01:05:08,312 There's a girl out there who calls herself Venus. What's her real name? 741 01:05:08,387 --> 01:05:10,855 - Pluto. - You're cheeky. 742 01:05:10,956 --> 01:05:13,857 - Would you like me to stop being cheeky? - No. 743 01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,284 What's your name? 744 01:05:17,763 --> 01:05:18,889 Daniel. 745 01:05:20,198 --> 01:05:21,859 Daniel the dermatologist. 746 01:05:21,933 --> 01:05:24,265 - I never told you my job. - I guessed. 747 01:05:24,603 --> 01:05:26,161 You're strong. 748 01:05:26,738 --> 01:05:30,333 There's another one out there. Judging by the scars, a patient of Dr. Tit. 749 01:05:30,409 --> 01:05:33,105 Calls herself Cupid. Who's gonna tell her he was a bloke? 750 01:05:33,178 --> 01:05:37,444 - He wasn't a bloke. He was a little boy. - I want you to tell me your name. 751 01:05:42,754 --> 01:05:43,982 Please. 752 01:05:45,290 --> 01:05:48,088 Thank you. My name is Jane. 753 01:05:48,860 --> 01:05:50,225 Your real name. 754 01:05:51,930 --> 01:05:53,261 Thank you. 755 01:05:53,932 --> 01:05:56,662 - My real name is Jane. - Careful. 756 01:06:00,338 --> 01:06:03,000 Thank you. Still Jane. 757 01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:05,267 I've got about another �500 here. 758 01:06:05,343 --> 01:06:10,280 Why don't I just give you all this money and you tell me what your real name is... 759 01:06:11,116 --> 01:06:12,310 Alice? 760 01:06:13,018 --> 01:06:14,485 I promise. 761 01:06:15,921 --> 01:06:17,252 Thank you. 762 01:06:18,490 --> 01:06:20,082 My real name... 763 01:06:20,258 --> 01:06:22,954 is plain Jane Jones. 764 01:06:23,028 --> 01:06:24,825 I may be rich, but I'm not stupid. 765 01:06:24,896 --> 01:06:27,160 What a shame, Doc. I love them rich and stupid. 766 01:06:27,232 --> 01:06:29,393 Don't you fuck around with me. 767 01:06:29,468 --> 01:06:32,028 - I apologize. - Accepted. 768 01:06:32,604 --> 01:06:36,040 All the girls in this hellhole, the pneumatic robots... 769 01:06:36,108 --> 01:06:38,599 the coked-up baby dolls, and you're no different. 770 01:06:38,710 --> 01:06:41,770 You all use stage names to con yourselves you're someone else... 771 01:06:41,847 --> 01:06:45,305 so you don't feel ashamed showing your cunts and assholes to strangers. 772 01:06:45,383 --> 01:06:46,850 I'm trying to have a conversation. 773 01:06:46,918 --> 01:06:48,783 - You're out of cash. - I paid for this room. 774 01:06:48,854 --> 01:06:49,912 This is extra. 775 01:06:49,988 --> 01:06:51,546 - We met last year. - Wrong girl. 776 01:06:51,623 --> 01:06:52,954 Talk to me! 777 01:06:53,592 --> 01:06:56,152 - I am. - Talk to me in real life. 778 01:06:56,328 --> 01:06:59,764 I didn't know you'd be here. I know who you are. 779 01:07:01,032 --> 01:07:02,431 I love you. 780 01:07:03,935 --> 01:07:06,460 I love everything about you that hurts. 781 01:07:19,451 --> 01:07:21,419 She won't even see me. 782 01:07:22,754 --> 01:07:26,520 - You feel the same. I know it. - You can't cry in here. 783 01:07:27,425 --> 01:07:30,861 - Hold me. Let me hold you. - We're not allowed to touch. 784 01:07:31,963 --> 01:07:34,796 Come home with me. It's safe. Let me look after you. 785 01:07:34,866 --> 01:07:37,596 - I don't need looking after. - Everyone needs looking after. 786 01:07:37,669 --> 01:07:39,637 I'm not your revenge fuck. 787 01:07:40,672 --> 01:07:42,401 - I'll pay you. - I don't need your money. 788 01:07:42,474 --> 01:07:43,736 - You have my money. - Thank you. 789 01:07:43,808 --> 01:07:47,335 - "Thank you." Is that some kind of rule? - Just being polite. 790 01:07:50,248 --> 01:07:53,081 Do you get a lot of grown men crying their guts out here? 791 01:07:53,151 --> 01:07:55,119 Occupational hazard. 792 01:07:55,220 --> 01:07:57,654 Have you ever desired a customer? 793 01:07:59,090 --> 01:08:00,352 Yes. 794 01:08:00,425 --> 01:08:02,620 Then put me out of my misery. Do you desire me? 795 01:08:02,694 --> 01:08:05,288 Because I'm being pretty honest about my feelings for you. 796 01:08:05,363 --> 01:08:07,593 - Your feelings? - Whatever. 797 01:08:07,933 --> 01:08:09,833 No, I don't desire you. 798 01:08:11,102 --> 01:08:12,467 Thank you. 799 01:08:13,405 --> 01:08:16,169 Thank you sincerely for your honesty. 800 01:08:24,249 --> 01:08:26,809 You think you haven't give us anything of yourselves? 801 01:08:26,885 --> 01:08:29,615 Do you think because you don't love us or desire us... 802 01:08:29,688 --> 01:08:32,282 or even like us, you think you've won? 803 01:08:32,357 --> 01:08:33,847 It's not a war. 804 01:08:40,098 --> 01:08:42,396 If I asked you to strip right now, would you? 805 01:08:42,467 --> 01:08:45,129 - Of course. Do you want me to? - No. 806 01:08:46,771 --> 01:08:49,831 Alice, tell me something true. 807 01:08:50,775 --> 01:08:54,871 Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off... 808 01:08:55,447 --> 01:08:57,608 but it's better if you do. 809 01:08:59,384 --> 01:09:00,783 You're cold. 810 01:09:01,419 --> 01:09:03,444 You're all cold at heart. 811 01:09:05,257 --> 01:09:08,317 What do you have to do to get a bit of intimacy around here? 812 01:09:08,393 --> 01:09:11,453 Maybe next time I'll have worked on my intimacy. 813 01:09:11,863 --> 01:09:16,027 No, I'll tell you what's gonna work. You're gonna take your gear off right now. 814 01:09:16,101 --> 01:09:20,561 You're gonna turn around very slowly, and you're gonna bend over... 815 01:09:21,139 --> 01:09:25,405 and you're gonna touch the fucking floor for my viewing pleasure. 816 01:09:26,278 --> 01:09:28,212 Is that what you want? 817 01:09:29,614 --> 01:09:31,514 What else could I want? 818 01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:39,914 I'm sorry. 819 01:10:42,253 --> 01:10:44,244 - What happened? - Traffic. 820 01:10:46,358 --> 01:10:49,725 - Do you want to go stand in the back? - No, let's have a drink. 821 01:10:53,698 --> 01:10:55,495 You look flushed. 822 01:10:56,601 --> 01:10:58,569 You have no need to run. 823 01:10:58,636 --> 01:11:00,160 - Vodka tonic? - Yes. 824 01:11:00,238 --> 01:11:03,435 - Vodka tonic and a Guinness, please. - Sure. 825 01:11:04,676 --> 01:11:06,109 How was it? 826 01:11:07,312 --> 01:11:08,472 Fine. 827 01:11:09,047 --> 01:11:10,514 You had lunch? 828 01:11:11,216 --> 01:11:12,513 Then what? 829 01:11:14,285 --> 01:11:16,776 - And then we left. - And? 830 01:11:17,655 --> 01:11:19,247 There's no "and." 831 01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:25,457 You haven't seen him in four months. There must be an "and." 832 01:11:25,764 --> 01:11:28,198 - How is he? - Terrible. 833 01:11:36,941 --> 01:11:39,205 - Keep the change. - Thank you, sir. 834 01:11:43,281 --> 01:11:45,272 How is his dermatology? 835 01:11:45,483 --> 01:11:49,249 - He's in private practice now. - Is he? 836 01:11:51,823 --> 01:11:54,223 Was he weeping all over the place? 837 01:11:54,325 --> 01:11:57,556 - Some of the time. - Poor bastard. 838 01:11:58,229 --> 01:12:00,789 Was he difficult? 839 01:12:03,334 --> 01:12:05,495 Are you angry that I saw him? 840 01:12:05,637 --> 01:12:07,298 No. It's just... 841 01:12:08,673 --> 01:12:10,265 I haven't seen Alice. 842 01:12:10,341 --> 01:12:12,969 You can't see Alice. You don't know where she is. 843 01:12:13,044 --> 01:12:15,171 I haven't tried to find her. 844 01:12:16,581 --> 01:12:17,946 You know why I saw him. 845 01:12:18,016 --> 01:12:20,780 He's been begging me for months. I saw him so he'd sign. 846 01:12:20,852 --> 01:12:23,082 - So has he signed? - Yes. 847 01:12:27,525 --> 01:12:29,083 Congratulations. 848 01:12:29,961 --> 01:12:31,792 You're a divorc�e. 849 01:12:33,298 --> 01:12:35,027 Double divorc�e. 850 01:12:37,035 --> 01:12:38,332 Sorry. 851 01:12:39,370 --> 01:12:40,894 How do you feel? 852 01:12:42,106 --> 01:12:43,266 Tired. 853 01:12:47,445 --> 01:12:48,810 I love you. 854 01:12:49,547 --> 01:12:51,276 And I need a piss. 855 01:13:28,219 --> 01:13:29,743 I hate this place. 856 01:13:30,788 --> 01:13:32,187 At least it's central. 857 01:13:32,257 --> 01:13:35,317 I hate central. Central London's a theme park. 858 01:13:36,294 --> 01:13:40,628 I hate retro. I hate the future. Where does that leave me? 859 01:13:41,733 --> 01:13:43,030 Come back. 860 01:13:43,801 --> 01:13:46,634 - You promised you wouldn't. - Come back. 861 01:13:50,975 --> 01:13:54,035 - How's work? - Jesus. Work's shit, okay? 862 01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:06,588 Do they have waiters here? I love you. Please come back. 863 01:14:07,492 --> 01:14:09,221 I'm not coming back. 864 01:14:15,133 --> 01:14:16,225 Sign. 865 01:14:17,435 --> 01:14:18,697 No pen. 866 01:14:24,208 --> 01:14:25,266 Pen. 867 01:14:28,279 --> 01:14:30,076 Give me back my hand. 868 01:14:39,691 --> 01:14:40,783 Sign. 869 01:14:47,365 --> 01:14:49,458 I'll sign on one condition. 870 01:14:51,302 --> 01:14:54,533 We skip this. We go to my sleek new surgery... 871 01:14:54,606 --> 01:14:57,769 and we christen the patients' bed with our final fuck. 872 01:14:57,842 --> 01:14:59,742 I know you don't want to... 873 01:15:00,178 --> 01:15:04,205 and I know you think I'm sick for asking, but that's what I'm asking. 874 01:15:04,282 --> 01:15:05,977 For old times' sake. 875 01:15:06,784 --> 01:15:08,911 Because I'm obsessed with you. 876 01:15:09,621 --> 01:15:12,317 Because I can't get over you unless... 877 01:15:13,124 --> 01:15:14,955 Because I think, on some small level... 878 01:15:15,026 --> 01:15:18,325 you owe me something for deceiving me so exquisitely. 879 01:15:19,263 --> 01:15:23,632 For all these reasons, I am begging you to give me your body. 880 01:15:25,536 --> 01:15:27,299 You'd be my whore. 881 01:15:27,839 --> 01:15:30,706 And in return, I will pay you with your liberty. 882 01:15:32,644 --> 01:15:35,943 You do this, I swear I will not contact you again. 883 01:15:41,119 --> 01:15:42,950 I'm going to the bar. 884 01:15:43,588 --> 01:15:46,079 I assume you still drink vodka tonic? 885 01:16:08,479 --> 01:16:10,674 You slept with him, didn't you? 886 01:16:37,175 --> 01:16:39,973 - What do you expect me to do? - Understand. 887 01:16:41,245 --> 01:16:42,712 Why didn't you lie to me? 888 01:16:42,780 --> 01:16:45,374 Because we said we'd always tell each other the truth. 889 01:16:45,450 --> 01:16:47,042 What's so great about the truth? 890 01:16:47,118 --> 01:16:50,417 Try lying for a change. It's the currency of the world. 891 01:16:52,623 --> 01:16:57,322 I did what he wanted, and now he will leave us alone. 892 01:17:00,398 --> 01:17:01,763 I love you. 893 01:17:02,967 --> 01:17:05,834 - I didn't give him anything. - Your body? 894 01:17:07,638 --> 01:17:11,130 If Alice came to you, desperate... 895 01:17:11,609 --> 01:17:13,702 with all that love still between you... 896 01:17:13,778 --> 01:17:15,837 and she said she needed you to want her... 897 01:17:15,913 --> 01:17:18,006 so she could get over you, you'd do it. 898 01:17:18,082 --> 01:17:21,074 I wouldn't like it either, but I'd forgive you. 899 01:17:21,385 --> 01:17:24,513 - It's kindness. - No, cowardice. 900 01:17:24,722 --> 01:17:26,917 You haven't got the guts to let him hate you. 901 01:17:39,003 --> 01:17:42,734 I'm doing this because I feel guilty, and because I pity you. 902 01:17:42,807 --> 01:17:45,708 - You know that, don't you? - Yes. 903 01:17:46,544 --> 01:17:49,411 - Feel good about yourself? - No. 904 01:17:59,791 --> 01:18:01,156 It's gone. 905 01:18:02,193 --> 01:18:06,323 - We're not innocent anymore. - Don't stop loving me. 906 01:18:06,397 --> 01:18:09,889 I can see it draining out of you. It's me, remember? 907 01:18:10,668 --> 01:18:13,762 It was a stupid thing to do, and it meant nothing. 908 01:18:14,172 --> 01:18:16,436 If you love me enough, you'll forgive me. 909 01:18:16,507 --> 01:18:18,907 - Are you testing me? - No. 910 01:18:19,510 --> 01:18:23,412 - I do understand. - No. He understands. 911 01:18:25,683 --> 01:18:28,846 All I can see is him all over you. 912 01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:32,921 He's clever, your ex-husband. 913 01:18:34,425 --> 01:18:35,949 I almost admire him. 914 01:18:39,897 --> 01:18:41,888 You going to tell him? 915 01:18:43,501 --> 01:18:44,991 I don't know. 916 01:18:57,248 --> 01:19:00,376 Better to be truthful about this kind of thing. 917 01:19:07,692 --> 01:19:08,886 Sign. 918 01:19:17,468 --> 01:19:18,958 I forgive you. 919 01:19:22,406 --> 01:19:23,737 Sign. 920 01:19:27,545 --> 01:19:29,445 I think you enjoyed it. 921 01:19:30,481 --> 01:19:34,008 He wheedles you into bed. The old jokes... 922 01:19:34,085 --> 01:19:38,044 the strange familiarity. I think you had a whale of a time. 923 01:19:38,122 --> 01:19:40,454 And the truth is I'll never know unless I ask him. 924 01:19:40,524 --> 01:19:42,048 Why don't you? 925 01:20:30,608 --> 01:20:31,700 Yes? 926 01:20:33,377 --> 01:20:35,174 You can go in now. 927 01:20:42,787 --> 01:20:45,688 - I want Anna back. - She's made her choice. 928 01:20:45,756 --> 01:20:50,352 I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer. 929 01:20:50,428 --> 01:20:53,488 So where's the apology? You cunt. 930 01:20:54,398 --> 01:20:57,424 I apologize. If you love her, you'll let her go... 931 01:20:57,501 --> 01:20:59,128 so she can be happy. 932 01:20:59,203 --> 01:21:02,001 - She doesn't want to be happy. - Everybody wants to be happy. 933 01:21:02,073 --> 01:21:05,474 Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. 934 01:21:05,543 --> 01:21:07,738 If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed. 935 01:21:07,812 --> 01:21:11,270 They'd have to go out into the world and live, which can be depressing. 936 01:21:11,349 --> 01:21:13,817 - Anna's not a depressive. - Isn't she? 937 01:21:13,884 --> 01:21:16,944 - I love her. - Boo-hoo. So do I. 938 01:21:17,355 --> 01:21:20,153 She's gone back to you because she can't bear your suffering. 939 01:21:20,224 --> 01:21:21,953 You don't know who she is. 940 01:21:22,026 --> 01:21:26,622 - You love her like a dog loves its owner. - And the owner loves the dog for so doing. 941 01:21:26,697 --> 01:21:28,722 You'll hurt her. You'll never forgive her. 942 01:21:28,799 --> 01:21:30,892 Of course I forgive her. I have forgiven her. 943 01:21:30,968 --> 01:21:34,233 Without forgiveness we're savages. You're drowning. 944 01:21:34,305 --> 01:21:37,399 - You only met her because of me. - Yeah. Thanks. 945 01:21:37,475 --> 01:21:39,636 It's a joke. Your marriage is a joke. 946 01:21:39,710 --> 01:21:43,202 Here's a good one. She never sent the divorce papers to her lawyer. 947 01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:48,183 Now, to a towering romantic hero like you, I don't doubt I am somewhat common. 948 01:21:48,252 --> 01:21:50,550 But I am, nevertheless, what she has chosen... 949 01:21:50,621 --> 01:21:53,385 and we must respect what the woman wants. 950 01:21:54,492 --> 01:21:57,859 If you go near her again, I swear... 951 01:21:58,829 --> 01:22:00,558 I will kill you. 952 01:22:04,902 --> 01:22:08,030 Okay. I have patients to see. 953 01:22:08,105 --> 01:22:10,300 When she came here, do you think she enjoyed it? 954 01:22:10,374 --> 01:22:13,002 I didn't do it to give her a nice time. 955 01:22:13,077 --> 01:22:15,238 I fucked her to fuck you up. 956 01:22:15,746 --> 01:22:19,341 A good fight is never clean. And of course she enjoyed it. 957 01:22:19,417 --> 01:22:22,011 As you know, she loves a guilty fuck. 958 01:22:22,086 --> 01:22:24,748 - You're an animal. - Yeah? What are you? 959 01:22:24,822 --> 01:22:27,916 You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram. 960 01:22:27,992 --> 01:22:31,621 Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist wrapped in blood! 961 01:22:31,695 --> 01:22:34,721 Go fuck yourself. You writer! 962 01:22:35,132 --> 01:22:36,497 You liar! 963 01:22:36,567 --> 01:22:39,001 You go check a few facts while I get my hands dirty. 964 01:22:39,070 --> 01:22:41,664 She hates your hands. She hates your simplicity. 965 01:22:41,739 --> 01:22:44,105 I spent the whole of last week talking about you. 966 01:22:44,175 --> 01:22:47,576 I know all your ways. Anna says you fucked her with your eyes closed. 967 01:22:47,645 --> 01:22:51,877 She tells me you wake in the night crying for your mother, you mommy's boy. 968 01:22:51,949 --> 01:22:53,473 I could go on. 969 01:22:55,619 --> 01:22:57,314 Shall we stop this? 970 01:23:02,993 --> 01:23:05,985 It's over. Accept it. 971 01:23:11,068 --> 01:23:14,037 You don't know the first thing about love... 972 01:23:14,472 --> 01:23:17,100 because you don't understand compromise. 973 01:23:25,816 --> 01:23:28,580 - Don't cry on me. - I'm sorry. 974 01:23:31,422 --> 01:23:33,447 I don't know what to do. 975 01:23:34,125 --> 01:23:37,288 You want my advice? You go back to Alice. 976 01:23:40,331 --> 01:23:42,060 She'd never have me. 977 01:23:43,901 --> 01:23:46,495 - She's vanished. - No, she hasn't. 978 01:23:46,770 --> 01:23:48,738 I found her, by accident. 979 01:23:49,206 --> 01:23:51,401 She's working in a club. 980 01:23:52,576 --> 01:23:54,908 Yes, I saw her naked. 981 01:23:55,746 --> 01:23:57,737 No, I did not fuck her. 982 01:23:58,716 --> 01:24:00,377 You spoke to her? 983 01:24:05,222 --> 01:24:07,452 Yes, I know. One minute. 984 01:24:08,926 --> 01:24:10,393 How is she? 985 01:24:10,895 --> 01:24:12,556 She loves you... 986 01:24:13,264 --> 01:24:15,289 beyond comprehension. 987 01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:18,329 Your prescription. 988 01:24:19,503 --> 01:24:21,368 It's where she works. 989 01:24:23,908 --> 01:24:25,307 Go to her. 990 01:24:26,677 --> 01:24:28,008 Thank you. 991 01:24:31,782 --> 01:24:34,273 You still pissing about on the Net? 992 01:24:35,586 --> 01:24:37,053 Not recently. 993 01:24:37,488 --> 01:24:40,980 - I wanted to kill you. - I thought you wanted to fuck me. 994 01:24:41,225 --> 01:24:42,817 Don't get lippy. 995 01:24:44,728 --> 01:24:46,958 I liked your book, by the way. 996 01:24:47,231 --> 01:24:50,325 Thanks. You stand alone. 997 01:24:50,534 --> 01:24:52,024 With Anna. 998 01:24:53,237 --> 01:24:58,004 - You still writing obituaries? Busy? - I was made editor. 999 01:24:58,242 --> 01:25:01,177 - Yeah? How come? - Previous editor died. 1000 01:25:04,815 --> 01:25:08,717 Alcohol poisoning. I sat with him for a week in the hospital. 1001 01:25:11,021 --> 01:25:13,455 I really do have patients to see. 1002 01:25:15,526 --> 01:25:18,017 - Thank you. - For what? 1003 01:25:19,330 --> 01:25:21,798 - Being kind. - I am kind. 1004 01:25:22,266 --> 01:25:24,393 Your invoice is in the post. 1005 01:25:38,215 --> 01:25:39,682 I lied to you. 1006 01:25:41,085 --> 01:25:42,746 I did fuck Alice. 1007 01:25:45,422 --> 01:25:49,381 Sorry for telling you. I'm just not big enough to forgive you. 1008 01:25:51,795 --> 01:25:53,126 Buster. 1009 01:26:24,161 --> 01:26:25,958 Show me the sneer. 1010 01:26:28,999 --> 01:26:30,626 Beautiful. 1011 01:26:30,701 --> 01:26:32,532 You'll wake up the hotel. 1012 01:26:39,209 --> 01:26:40,608 Fuck me. 1013 01:26:41,845 --> 01:26:44,143 Again? We have to get up at 6:00. 1014 01:26:44,214 --> 01:26:47,581 How can one man be so endlessly disappointing? 1015 01:26:47,651 --> 01:26:49,118 That's my charm. 1016 01:26:50,321 --> 01:26:53,017 So where are we going? 1017 01:26:53,757 --> 01:26:55,190 - My treat. - Where are we going? 1018 01:26:55,259 --> 01:26:57,853 My holiday surprise. My rules. 1019 01:26:58,062 --> 01:27:00,223 Where are we going? 1020 01:27:01,498 --> 01:27:03,898 New York. 1021 01:27:06,103 --> 01:27:07,661 You angel. 1022 01:27:09,373 --> 01:27:13,275 - You did remember to pack my passport? - Of course. It's with my passport. 1023 01:27:13,344 --> 01:27:14,606 And where's that? 1024 01:27:14,678 --> 01:27:18,637 In a place where you can't look. No one sees my passport picture. 1025 01:27:23,754 --> 01:27:27,554 When we get on the plane, we'll have been together four years. 1026 01:27:28,325 --> 01:27:29,883 What about the gap? 1027 01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:33,157 You mean trial separation? Didn't work out. 1028 01:27:33,497 --> 01:27:35,192 Happy anniversary. 1029 01:27:40,738 --> 01:27:42,899 I'm going to take my eyes out. 1030 01:27:45,743 --> 01:27:48,268 - What was in my sandwiches? - Tuna. 1031 01:27:49,179 --> 01:27:52,114 - How many stitches did I get? - Two. 1032 01:27:52,182 --> 01:27:54,275 But you should have had three. 1033 01:27:55,586 --> 01:27:58,350 - What was your euphemism? - Disarming. 1034 01:27:58,822 --> 01:28:01,382 Too easy, buster. Next? 1035 01:28:01,825 --> 01:28:04,726 That park. Who'd I go there with? 1036 01:28:06,163 --> 01:28:07,687 Your father. 1037 01:28:08,899 --> 01:28:11,834 Were the chairs in the hospital gray or blue? 1038 01:28:12,469 --> 01:28:14,937 - No idea. - Trick question. They were green. 1039 01:28:15,005 --> 01:28:17,303 You are a trick question. 1040 01:28:23,447 --> 01:28:25,915 How come we never took a vacation? 1041 01:28:26,683 --> 01:28:28,150 We went to the country. 1042 01:28:28,218 --> 01:28:32,177 Doesn't count. You were off making sneaky phone calls... 1043 01:28:32,523 --> 01:28:34,821 to that witch we do not mention. 1044 01:28:39,963 --> 01:28:41,328 Come to bed. 1045 01:28:41,398 --> 01:28:42,922 I need a smoke. 1046 01:28:45,269 --> 01:28:48,568 - How'd you manage to give up? - Deep inner strength. 1047 01:28:59,249 --> 01:29:00,580 Why me? 1048 01:29:02,152 --> 01:29:04,848 You could have chosen anyone. Why me? 1049 01:29:05,989 --> 01:29:08,184 Because you cut off your crusts. 1050 01:29:11,495 --> 01:29:12,757 And this. 1051 01:29:16,300 --> 01:29:19,292 - When are you going to stop stripping? - Soon. 1052 01:29:19,603 --> 01:29:22,333 - You're addicted to it. - No, I'm not. 1053 01:29:22,406 --> 01:29:24,067 It paid for this. 1054 01:29:26,276 --> 01:29:28,073 Tell me what happened. 1055 01:29:29,713 --> 01:29:33,114 - Nothing happened. - But he came to the club. 1056 01:29:33,684 --> 01:29:36,778 Lots of men come to the club. You came to the club. 1057 01:29:50,534 --> 01:29:53,662 - The look on your face. - The look on your face. 1058 01:29:55,405 --> 01:29:57,965 What a face. What a wig. 1059 01:30:03,714 --> 01:30:05,841 I saw this face... 1060 01:30:07,751 --> 01:30:10,083 this vision... 1061 01:30:10,988 --> 01:30:14,890 when you stepped into the road. It was the moment of my life. 1062 01:30:16,326 --> 01:30:19,591 - This is the moment of your life. - You were perfect. 1063 01:30:19,897 --> 01:30:21,387 I still am. 1064 01:30:22,599 --> 01:30:24,567 On the way to the hospital... 1065 01:30:24,902 --> 01:30:26,767 I kissed your forehead. 1066 01:30:27,337 --> 01:30:28,634 You brute. 1067 01:30:28,705 --> 01:30:31,765 The cabbie saw me kissing you. He said, "Is she yours?" 1068 01:30:31,842 --> 01:30:33,833 I said, "Yes, she's mine." 1069 01:30:35,679 --> 01:30:37,169 She's mine. 1070 01:30:45,222 --> 01:30:50,125 So he came to the club, watched you strip, you had a little chat, and that was it? 1071 01:30:52,429 --> 01:30:53,589 Yes. 1072 01:30:58,268 --> 01:31:00,133 You're not trusting me. 1073 01:31:00,971 --> 01:31:03,667 I'm in love with you. You're safe. 1074 01:31:04,541 --> 01:31:06,907 You had every right. I just want to know. 1075 01:31:06,977 --> 01:31:09,741 - Why? - Because I want to know everything. 1076 01:31:11,248 --> 01:31:13,079 Because I'm a lunatic. 1077 01:31:14,651 --> 01:31:15,913 Tell me. 1078 01:31:18,055 --> 01:31:19,886 Nothing happened. 1079 01:31:21,358 --> 01:31:24,327 - You were living with someone else. - What are you justifying? 1080 01:31:24,394 --> 01:31:26,225 I'm not justifying anything. Just saying. 1081 01:31:26,296 --> 01:31:28,423 - What are you saying? - I'm not saying anything. 1082 01:31:28,498 --> 01:31:30,398 I just want the truth. 1083 01:31:31,768 --> 01:31:34,362 - Where are you going? - Cigarettes. 1084 01:31:35,872 --> 01:31:37,237 Everywhere's closed. 1085 01:31:37,307 --> 01:31:39,969 I'll go to the terminal. 1086 01:31:40,777 --> 01:31:42,506 When I get back... 1087 01:31:42,713 --> 01:31:44,681 please tell me the truth. 1088 01:31:46,883 --> 01:31:49,818 - Why? - Because I'm addicted to it. 1089 01:31:50,253 --> 01:31:53,916 Because without it we're animals. 1090 01:31:55,258 --> 01:31:56,623 Trust me. 1091 01:33:03,193 --> 01:33:05,218 I don't love you anymore. 1092 01:33:06,029 --> 01:33:07,326 Since when? 1093 01:33:07,397 --> 01:33:08,557 Now. 1094 01:33:09,366 --> 01:33:10,663 Just now. 1095 01:33:11,735 --> 01:33:13,635 I don't want to lie... 1096 01:33:14,304 --> 01:33:16,636 and I can't tell the truth... 1097 01:33:17,074 --> 01:33:18,507 so it's over. 1098 01:33:18,975 --> 01:33:20,636 It doesn't matter. 1099 01:33:20,877 --> 01:33:24,677 - I love you. None of it matters. - Too late. 1100 01:33:27,150 --> 01:33:29,175 I don't love you anymore. 1101 01:33:30,754 --> 01:33:31,982 Goodbye. 1102 01:33:37,160 --> 01:33:38,991 Here's the truth... 1103 01:33:39,863 --> 01:33:41,922 so now you can hate me. 1104 01:33:44,334 --> 01:33:46,666 Larry fucked me all night. 1105 01:33:48,171 --> 01:33:49,798 I enjoyed it. 1106 01:33:50,841 --> 01:33:52,138 I came. 1107 01:33:55,512 --> 01:33:57,002 I prefer you. 1108 01:33:59,516 --> 01:34:00,813 Now go. 1109 01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:05,119 I knew that. 1110 01:34:06,056 --> 01:34:07,546 He told me. 1111 01:34:08,291 --> 01:34:11,283 - You knew? - I needed to hear it from you. 1112 01:34:11,728 --> 01:34:14,526 - Why? - Because he might have been lying. 1113 01:34:14,865 --> 01:34:16,264 I had to hear it from you. 1114 01:34:16,333 --> 01:34:19,496 I would never have told you, because I know you'd never forgive me. 1115 01:34:19,569 --> 01:34:21,196 I would. I have. 1116 01:34:22,038 --> 01:34:24,529 - Why did he tell you? - Because he's a bastard. 1117 01:34:24,608 --> 01:34:27,008 - How could he? - Because he wanted this to happen. 1118 01:34:27,077 --> 01:34:29,739 - But why test me? - Because I'm an idiot. 1119 01:34:29,813 --> 01:34:30,939 Yes. 1120 01:34:31,915 --> 01:34:33,906 I would have loved you... 1121 01:34:34,918 --> 01:34:36,317 forever. 1122 01:34:38,155 --> 01:34:40,783 - Now please go. - Don't do this. Talk to me. 1123 01:34:40,857 --> 01:34:42,757 I am talking. Fuck off. 1124 01:34:42,826 --> 01:34:45,317 No, I'm sorry. You misunderstand. I didn't mean to... 1125 01:34:45,395 --> 01:34:46,384 Yes, you did. 1126 01:34:46,463 --> 01:34:47,987 - I love you. - Where? 1127 01:34:48,064 --> 01:34:49,793 - What? - Show me. 1128 01:34:50,500 --> 01:34:52,195 Where is this love? 1129 01:34:53,003 --> 01:34:57,406 I can't see it. I can't touch it. I can't feel it. 1130 01:34:58,308 --> 01:35:01,402 I can hear it. I can hear some words... 1131 01:35:01,478 --> 01:35:04,470 but I can't do anything with your easy words. 1132 01:35:04,981 --> 01:35:07,415 Whatever you say, it's too late. 1133 01:35:07,484 --> 01:35:10,544 - Please don't do this. - It's done. 1134 01:35:11,388 --> 01:35:15,154 Now please go, or I'll call security. 1135 01:35:15,659 --> 01:35:18,389 You're not in a strip club. There is no security. 1136 01:35:21,898 --> 01:35:23,661 - Why did you fuck him? - I wanted to. 1137 01:35:23,733 --> 01:35:25,223 - Why? - I desired him. 1138 01:35:25,302 --> 01:35:27,293 - Why? - You weren't there. 1139 01:35:27,470 --> 01:35:30,098 - Why him? - He asked me nicely. 1140 01:35:30,173 --> 01:35:31,470 - You're a liar. - So? 1141 01:35:31,541 --> 01:35:33,975 - Who are you? - I'm no one. 1142 01:35:36,713 --> 01:35:40,046 Go on, hit me. That's what you want. Hit me, fucker. 1143 01:37:01,264 --> 01:37:03,858 - Welcome back, Miss Jones. - Thank you.